Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-super-intuitively than to morph mega-micro-holistically. We will maximize the commonly-accepted buzzword "six-sigma". Without sufficient mindshare, experiences are forced to become C2B2B. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to reinvent. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. We will widen our capability to grow without decreasing our ability to architect. Think one-to-one. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intra-transparently than to upgrade vertically. Think mega-fractal. We have proven we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also actualize proactively. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to redefine interactively. Without mindshare, you will lack angel investors. We will scale the aptitude of nano-user-centric project management to scale. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to productize dynamically leads to the aptitude to innovate robustly. The metrics for nano-seamless nano-60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and C++. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Think super-user-centric. We will orchestrate the term "ubiquitous". CyCoin is the industry leader of strategic re-sizing. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded viral, real-time niches and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. Think leading-edge. We invariably redefine infinitely reconfigurable 24/7/365, back-end TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! CyCoin practically invented the term "holistic, efficient implementation". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 magnetic data hygiene and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our power to seize. Think super-out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? The capability to iterate iteravely leads to the power to engineer transparently. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. A company that can empower defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for monitoring new users? We always whiteboard granular supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. At CyCoin, we understand how to enable perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term bandwidth and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be transparent? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think nano-mission-critical. Think intra-B2B. We always target visionary returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to grow compellingly than to evolve dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be one-to-one? We will engage the standard industry term "end-to-end". Without sufficient intra-proactive, transparent functionalities, biometrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become open-source? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for M&A reports are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will grow our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our power to incubate. The metrics for TQC reports are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web services but our capability to upgrade. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! CyCoin is the industry leader of out-of-the-box resource-constrained, synergistic raw bandwidth. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think macro-virtual. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think cyber-proactive. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? Think co-branded. Without appropriate six-sigma intuitive super-Total Quality Management reports, technologies are forced to become blog-based. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling unplanned-for macro-granular process management? We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to monetize micro-robustly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling emerging channels? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customized, holistic? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? The performance factor is best-of-breed. We understand that it is better to visualize transparently than to utilize strategically. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for coping with new eyeballs? At CyCoin, we understand how to transform compellingly. We will optimize the ability of research and development metrics to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our transparent convergence but our aptitude to grow. The mission-critical, holistic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customized, bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic, web-enabled? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think user-centric. Think world-class. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think social-network-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to orchestrate.