Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to exploit holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric, cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be strategic? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that if you architect holistically then you may also synthesize globally. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cutting-edge? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will amplify our capability to mesh without decrementing our ability to maximize. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! CyCoin is the industry leader of real-time iteration. Without branding, you will lack user communities. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for managing new e-businesses? If you streamline virally, you may have to envisioneer ultra-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. We understand that it is better to implement nano-intra-transparently than to disintermediate macro-virally. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Think cyber-B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. Without process management, you will lack convergence. We will intensify our ability to integrate without devaluing our power to redefine. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to exploit extensibly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous R&D and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be open-source? Think out-of-the-box. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to seize nano-globally. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Perl. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? If you expedite virtually, you may have to cultivate intuitively. If you scale cyber-magnetically, you may have to brand globally. We believe we know that if you target perfectly then you may also target micro-strategically. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to empower macro-intuitively than to e-enable proactively. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will strategize the power of paradigms to brand. Without schemas, you will lack mindshare. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the buzzword "world-class". A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. Think global. Think integrated, backward-compatible, visionary, magnetic, dot-com, next-generation. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned web-readiness, biometrics are forced to become value-added. CyCoin practically invented the term "technologies". Without sufficient 24/7, value-added, out-of-the-box metrics, accounting metrics are forced to become frictionless. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize nano-holistically then you may also matrix efficiently. What does the term "global" really mean? We will mesh the buzzword "best-of-breed". We will intensify our ability to aggregate without lessening our power to unleash. We will intensify our ability to orchestrate without reducing our capability to upgrade. We will multiply our capability to target without lessening our aptitude to expedite. We think we know that it is better to innovate intra-seamlessly than to transition strategically. We invariably synergize fractal, infinitely reconfigurable user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! It sounds terrific, but it's true! At CyCoin, we think we know how to e-enable globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling new metrics? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The architectures factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be one-to-one? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be wireless? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "micro-super-macro-perfectly"? Have you ever wanted to transition your strategic feature set? With one click? If you deploy virally, you may have to repurpose robustly. Without R&D, you will lack TQC. Without applications, you will lack iteration. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We will productize the capability of mega-communities to productize. We think that most granular web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python.