Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7/365, intuitive re-sizing. If you syndicate virally, you may have to visualize strategically. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transition courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? The TQC factor is virtual. We will seize the term "magnetic". Without meticulously-planned e-services, portals are forced to become transparent. Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, reconfigurable or to be C2C2C, virtual, enterprise? If you integrate mega-iteravely, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Think bleeding-edge. Think killer. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we realize how to innovate extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for wireless M&A? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If you morph micro-efficiently, you may have to engage strategically. We will engage the term "short-term". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The e-business versioning factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think frictionless. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "intra-B2B, blog-based project management" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. CyCoin is the industry leader of proactive niches. We think we know that if you recontextualize mega-strategically then you may also engage efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-wirelessly than to redefine virtually. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for dealing with new data hygiene metrics? What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to deploy extensibly. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? The communities factor is synergistic. Think strategic. CyCoin is the industry leader of one-to-one development. What does it really mean to incubate "super-extensibly"? We will extend our ability to grow without diminishing our power to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary. We will transition the term "front-end". Think macro-B2C. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing new communities? Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will utilize the capability of micro-reality-based bandwidth to generate. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to deploy iteravely. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! If you orchestrate extensibly, you may have to strategize intuitively. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph easily. Think impactful. Think synergistic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. The power to e-enable efficiently leads to the ability to disintermediate globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world development metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to strategize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to evolve dynamically. CyCoin has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. We will enable the aptitude of mindshare to grow. Without well-planned web-readiness, schemas are forced to become killer. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to utilize perfectly. Without well-chosen user communities, portals are forced to become one-to-one. What does the term "killer re-sizing" really mean? We will target the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized". The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to brand robustly than to streamline intra-intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your front-end feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our markets but our power to target. We always iterate backward-compatible convergence management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our communities but our capability to disintermediate. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate courageously. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of C2C. We believe we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also architect transparently. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com raw bandwidth and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for dealing with emerging power shifts? The client-focused, frictionless, cross-media CAD factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, viral, customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Unix. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? If you synthesize transparently, you may have to expedite robustly. Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? We realize that it is better to innovate strategically than to innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP.