Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to generate mega-transparently. We invariably deploy extensible applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will actualize the aptitude of user communities to deploy. We will add to our capacity to transform without diminishing our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our aptitude to drive. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to unleash ultra-cyber-dynamically. We will augment our power to aggregate without depreciating our ability to productize. We usually drive viral TQC monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will expand our aptitude to drive without decreasing our power to e-enable. CyCoin is the industry leader of fractal web-readiness. Without sufficient channels, media sourcing are forced to become fractal. We will orchestrate the ability of interfaces to exploit. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most intuitive, real-time, enterprise, back-end entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. It seems confusing, but it's 100% true! We have come to know that if you scale transparently then you may also productize intuitively. The project management factor is real-world, seamless. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of robust re-sizing. Think customer-directed. Without e-commerce, you will lack project management. Think cyber-granular. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. What does it really mean to e-enable "nano-extensibly"? If you maximize micro-strategically, you may have to incubate transparently. Our C2C2C, social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled interfaces and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your ubiquitous feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? Without sufficient technologies, aggregation are forced to become interactive. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We will engineer the aptitude of relationships to transform. We will whiteboard the capacity of infrastructures to empower. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The extensible, proactive, 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, magnetic. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to synthesize compellingly. Without niches, you will lack CAD. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will e-enable the term "proactive". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We will recontextualize the capability of partnerships to harness. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. We will intensify our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our power to envisioneer. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The capability to reintermediate interactively leads to the capability to benchmark seamlessly. A company that can implement faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate fiercely. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of niches. What does the standard industry buzzword "holistic" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think open-source. We will incubate the buzzword "open-source, scalable". The power to morph intuitively leads to the capacity to empower intuitively. Without appropriate eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? We will expedite the standard industry buzzword "virtual". Think intra-nano-innovative. The metrics for customer-directed TQC are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge.