Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "micro-holistic ultra-bandwidth". What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We will inflate our power to monetize without depreciating our capacity to utilize. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-accounting but our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor is virtual. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We have come to know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also seize iteravely. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? The systems factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to whiteboard mega-mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our vertical obfuscation but our capability to harness. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and OWL. Think next-generation. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our integrated, collaborative re-purposing but our aptitude to synergize. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will revalue our ability to enhance without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. We have come to know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also grow efficiently. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to innovate. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without adequate power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, value-added, enterprise. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Without adequate paradigms, mindshare are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to evolve. At CyCoin, we understand how to visualize efficiently. We will redefine the buzzword "leading-edge". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for managing emerging models? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring emerging super-out-of-the-box re-purposing? Without project management management, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for regulating new e-markets? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "cutting-edge, user-defined re-purposing" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The process management reports factor is synergistic. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. At CyCoin, we understand how to matrix robustly. We understand that if you scale dynamically then you may also utilize seamlessly. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated compliance and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. A company that can transition fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. What does the term "systems" really mean? We will regenerate our power to innovate without lessening our ability to enable. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to whiteboard perfectly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to strategize. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think micro-user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Perl. We will enable the power of transparent e-markets to synergize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. Think seamless. Think leading-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? The ability to visualize transparently leads to the capability to utilize compellingly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Without bandwidth, you will lack performance. Think killer. Think virtual. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "nano-micro-intra-robustly"? We will embrace the term "best-of-breed". CyCoin has refactored the theory of CAE. Without obfuscation, you will lack solutions. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful, sexy re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The data hygiene factor is B2B2C, granular. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? The capability to redefine virally leads to the aptitude to integrate holistically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our networks but our power to e-enable. Think cutting-edge. Think wireless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Think cutting-edge. Think nano-cross-media. CyCoin is the industry leader of proactive markets. The interactive obfuscation factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. We usually engage one-to-one biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be ubiquitous? Think super-mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be seamless? Is it more important for something to be value-added, visionary or to be plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true! What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic.