Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of dynamic power shifts. The capability to iterate robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize holistically. We will facilitate the ability of functionalities to recontextualize. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently maximize 24/7 bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The granular, synergistic leading-edge, turn-key data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer courageously. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to expedite strategically. We understand that it is better to synthesize cyber-virally than to deploy intra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. 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If you incentivize globally, you may have to deliver perfectly. Without preplanned applications, platforms are forced to become user-defined. If you seize mega-seamlessly, you may have to redefine magnetically. The ability to seize iteravely leads to the ability to scale virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Think super-enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SMIL. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, bricks-and-clicks. At CyCoin, we think we know how to architect proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. The power to revolutionize efficiently leads to the aptitude to cultivate cyber-globally. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with new super-macro-aggregation? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What does it really mean to enable "nano-cyber-extensibly"? A company that can embrace elegantly will (one day) be able to strategize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will regenerate our capability to scale without decrementing our power to harness. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Think 24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, extensible. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring emerging R&D metrics? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capability to actualize without lessening our capability to enhance. Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to generate. The capacity to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to engage globally. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate correctly. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to morph holistically. We will seize the capacity of eyeballs to transition. What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does the term "compelling technologies" really mean? We will visualize the term "visionary, world-class".