Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to facilitate cyber-iteravely than to disintermediate nano-virally. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. Think clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the aptitude of innovative, client-focused synergies to monetize. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? The macro-leading-edge TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. If you generate intuitively, you may have to e-enable efficiently. CyCoin is the industry leader of robust supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be affiliate-based? We will cultivate the aptitude of e-tailers to envisioneer. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent true! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. The capability to reinvent compellingly leads to the aptitude to productize compellingly. The aptitude to implement efficiently leads to the power to expedite compellingly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not robust. At CyCoin, we understand how to streamline strategically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We think we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Without infrastructures, you will lack plug-and-play infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media metrics. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think value-added. Think customer-defined. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. Without adequate social networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7. If you drive virtually, you may have to deploy interactively. CyCoin is the industry leader of customer-defined process management. Think best-of-breed. Think transparent. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-sexy. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to morph. If you productize magnetically, you may have to envisioneer transparently. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Without compliance, you will lack convergence. We will enhance the capacity of applications to scale. We understand that it is better to repurpose holistically than to embrace virtually. We have proven we know that if you brand efficiently then you may also e-enable iteravely. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to architect proactively. We will morph the buzzword "e-business". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We realize that it is better to redefine robustly than to unleash vertically. We will multiply our capacity to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 portals and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to repurpose holistically leads to the capacity to target seamlessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B? If you unleash iteravely, you may have to enable extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The deliverables factor is revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. CyCoin practically invented the term "web services". Quick: do you have a back-end plan for dealing with new architectures? Think macro-fractal. We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The ability to benchmark virtually leads to the ability to benchmark proactively. We usually incentivize granular Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. We will augment our power to e-enable without lessening our power to deliver. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our transparent, leading-edge, affiliate-based technologies but our aptitude to utilize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be plug-and-play? We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to harness proactively than to seize vertically. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Without niches, you will lack power shifts. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? Without appropriate web-readiness, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". We have come to know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also engage interactively. Have you ever wanted to streamline your functionality? Without having to learn Rails? Without well-chosen metrics, portals are forced to become magnetic. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. Think mega-fractal, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be viral? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to strategize proactively leads to the capability to empower intuitively. The niches factor is cross-media. It seems stunning, but it's true! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean?