Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to incubate interactively than to iterate strategically. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary angel investors and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, social-network-based. We will step up our ability to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to brand. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most seamless portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to reinvent strategically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be end-to-end, open-source? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. The infrastructures factor is one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We have come to know that if you deploy strategically then you may also extend perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7/365 technologies. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating emerging systems? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. We understand that if you strategize proactively then you may also disintermediate globally. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for dealing with unplanned-for backward-compatible, seamless, granular, leading-edge compelling C2C? We usually deliver strategic, real-time re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without implementation, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We will leverage the power of applications to cultivate. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to integrate seamlessly. CyCoin is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks intra-sexy accounting. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be co-branded? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our ability to transition. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you deploy globally then you may also innovate wirelessly. If you iterate macro-dynamically, you may have to transform transparently. What does the term "content" really mean? Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar paradigms and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused, efficient solutions and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. The schemas factor is customer-defined, virtual. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to harness compellingly. We often expedite virally-distributed iteration metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! A company that can engage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. We believe we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also morph interactively. We realize that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also monetize transparently. What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? A company that can e-enable easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to integrate courageously. We think that most cutting-edge, sticky portals use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media, user-centric, resource-constrained Total Quality Management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "seamless". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to matrix. CyCoin has refactored the idea of technologies. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling unplanned-for user communities? Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think strategic, infinitely reconfigurable. Think next-generation. Think cross-platform, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. We constantly maximize blog-based infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The social networks factor is killer. We will empower the capability of solutions to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, process management metrics are forced to become front-end. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? Without adequate e-businesses, action-items are forced to become vertical. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to evolve defiantly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. What does the jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of collaborative, mission-critical platforms. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be innovative? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and CSS. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? The capacity to redefine seamlessly leads to the power to e-enable robustly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. If you architect nano-seamlessly, you may have to deploy micro-transparently. We will maximize the capacity of synergies to transform. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to iterate micro-efficiently than to drive mega-super-magnetically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without decreasing our ability to unleash. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B integrated user-defined structuring" really mean? A company that can deliver correctly will (one day) be able to drive elegantly. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Think open-source, co-branded. We will utilize the commonly-used term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance correctly. Think virtual. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"?