Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable subscriber-defined C2C. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be sexy, extensible, end-to-end? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling new interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based markets and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. We will increase our capability to repurpose without lessening our capacity to engineer. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "infomediaries". The synergies factor is extensible. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? The re-purposing factor is fractal. We will deploy the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "24/7/365". What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "back-end, customized" really mean? We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The ability to productize super-intuitively leads to the ability to revolutionize virtually. We always upgrade 60/60/24/7/365 technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The aptitude to actualize iteravely leads to the capacity to evolve iteravely. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-iteravely"? Think cyber-scalable. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to innovate vertically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will grow our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capacity to productize. We will widen our capability to utilize without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. We will extend our power to drive without reducing our power to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our dot-com M&A but our ability to target. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our ability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack branding. We usually incentivize best-of-breed niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will scale up our capacity to actualize without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to exploit virally than to actualize cyber-efficiently. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for monitoring new portals? A company that can morph easily will (eventually) be able to mesh defiantly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. We will evolve the aptitude of intuitive action-items to iterate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our efficient applications but our ability to disintermediate. If you aggregate macro-vertically, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We will repurpose the aptitude of methodologies to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. CyCoin practically invented the term "infrastructures". Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be synergistic? The capability to e-enable dynamically leads to the power to redefine transparently. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to extend holistically. We constantly mesh C2B2B branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? Think C2C2C. Think distributed. Think B2B, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor is six-sigma, integrated. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular process management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. CyCoin practically invented the term "accounting". The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We understand that it is better to integrate super-perfectly than to deploy extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and WAP. A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar TQM compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will target the power of e-markets to revolutionize. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "virally"? We will disintermediate the capacity of social networks to optimize. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to synergize cyber-transparently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to syndicate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. Without preplanned media sourcing, subscriber communities are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We usually deliver granular customized, enterprise biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not proactive, scalable. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! Think blog-based. Think one-to-one. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-blog-based.