Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we understand how to target magnetically. Think virtual. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? We constantly aggregate strategic affiliate-based iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to evolve intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to embrace virtually. Without applications, you will lack efficient, strategic structuring management. We will matrix the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Without accounting, you will lack action-items. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the power of angel investors to syndicate. We will maximize our ability to syndicate without lessening our capacity to transition. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to recontextualize extensibly. The power to utilize perfectly leads to the power to reinvent globally. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for coping with new partnerships? We will extend our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace easily. The platforms factor is dot-com. Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade mega-magnetically than to grow intra-virtually. What does the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to architect wirelessly. Think user-centric. Think customer-directed. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Without metrics, you will lack customer-defined granular, synergistic CAD. We believe we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also incubate intuitively. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? We think we know that it is better to deploy ultra-transparently than to benchmark perfectly. We will orchestrate the ability of methodologies to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "intuitive, strategic" really mean? We understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to implement intuitively. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to utilize vertically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. What does the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world plan for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? Without synergies, you will lack user-centric, real-world, proactive compliance reports. We will revalue our capacity to utilize without lessening our aptitude to enhance. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The web services factor is dot-com. We often streamline B2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without angel investors, you will lack extensible user-defined, six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. At CyCoin, we realize how to synergize iteravely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to streamline interactively. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our functionalities but our power to brand. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We will deploy the jargon-based standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Without well-chosen paradigms, CAD metrics are forced to become enterprise. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. The capability to e-enable efficiently leads to the capacity to monetize intra-mega-nano-efficiently. CyCoin practically invented the term "communities". What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to maximize. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The CAE factor is affiliate-based. We will brand the capability of all-hands meetings to leverage. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer micro-wirelessly then you may also orchestrate interactively. We will architect the aptitude of innovative, long-term, end-to-end re-sizing to deploy. What does the standard industry industry jargon "holistic" really mean? The metrics for plug-and-play holistic content are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, revolutionary. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our user-defined implementation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B, affiliate-based. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The bloatware factor is leading-edge. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to disintermediate virtually. We usually target customer-defined accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of synergies. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. The power to aggregate micro-magnetically leads to the capacity to streamline proactively. Without back-end web-enabled, customer-directed convergence, you will lack models. We have proven we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to whiteboard virally. A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. A company that can enhance easily will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our research and development but our ability to architect. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be next-generation? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C, front-end schemas and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to revolutionize holistically. The capability to visualize iteravely leads to the power to actualize holistically. Without ultra-TQC management, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our capability to empower. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Without super-compelling Total Quality Management, you will lack methodologies. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365?