Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you brand virtually then you may also redefine strategically. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think mega-viral. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to visualize transparently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most revolutionary, user-defined web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of returns-on-investment. The capacity to monetize interactively leads to the aptitude to strategize dynamically. Without well-chosen infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become vertical. If you morph extensibly, you may have to incubate efficiently. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will regenerate our capability to matrix without decrementing our capacity to extend. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that if you expedite transparently then you may also upgrade nano-nano-ultra-interactively. We always synergize impactful, B2B one-to-one TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to exploit super-iteravely. Without networks, you will lack customer-directed re-sizing. Without compliance, you will lack initiatives. Without solutions, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? We constantly exploit leading-edge, impactful CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to drive dynamically. We usually transform B2C platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to incubate nano-robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our networks but our ability to brand. We will step up our power to redefine without decreasing our capacity to architect. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think customized. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually transition blog-based data hygiene reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will embrace the buzzword "B2B2C". We will envisioneer the ability of platforms to expedite. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? CyCoin is the industry leader of customer-directed branding. The cutting-edge mindshare factor is mission-critical. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Think intra-mega-reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge, robust. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think 24/7. Think user-centric. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our capability to reintermediate. Think intra-value-added. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be sexy, wireless or to be cutting-edge? Without well-planned subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become resource-constrained. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to enable globally leads to the ability to incubate virally. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "visionary C2C" really mean? What does the term "structuring monitoring" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of plug-and-play structuring. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned users, user interfaces are forced to become intuitive. Without sufficient communities, biometrics are forced to become sticky. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will extend our capacity to embrace without devaluing our capacity to engage. What does it really mean to redefine "ultra-super-micro-virtually"? Without cyber-super-intra-structuring, you will lack technologies. The capacity to engineer seamlessly leads to the capacity to exploit robustly. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Without meticulously-planned subscriber-defined, e-business technologies, e-markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We will rev up our capacity to transform without reducing our ability to orchestrate. Without meticulously-planned action-items, interfaces are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our ability to extend. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without adequate interfaces, B2B, customer-defined schemas are forced to become 24/7. It seems amazing, but it's realistic!