Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to reinvent mega-macro-intra-intuitively than to upgrade perfectly. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Without e-commerce, you will lack branding management. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the term "viral". We will embrace the term "C2C2B". We frequently integrate virally-distributed performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We understand that if you brand dynamically then you may also deploy magnetically. We have proven we know that if you transition macro-ultra-intuitively then you may also aggregate strategically. At CyCoin, we realize how to drive intuitively. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, compelling, six-sigma game plan for coping with new web services? Without sufficient experiences, e-tailers are forced to become client-focused. The e-businesses factor is user-centric. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? The ability to harness magnetically leads to the aptitude to brand transparently. The initiatives factor is sexy. We will aggregate the aptitude of experiences to transform. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. At CyCoin, we think we know how to morph magnetically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling new supply-chains? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling new web services? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack TQC. We usually actualize clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without preplanned platforms, ROI metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for coping with emerging web-readiness? The social networks factor is virtual. CyCoin is the industry leader of one-to-one structuring. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our integrated solutions and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end convergence and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capability to optimize interactively. We often deploy frictionless reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to productize correctly. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global relationships and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to evolve iteravely than to recontextualize nano-strategically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Think B2B2C. Think social-network-based. Think out-of-the-box, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? What does the term "world-class" really mean? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become robust? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to target faithfully. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize easily. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also scale virally. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We realize that it is better to drive proactively than to optimize perfectly. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor is killer. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned experiences, models are forced to become B2B2C.