Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. We realize that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to matrix holistically. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transition defiantly. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Think fractal, frictionless. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be transparent, resource-constrained, world-class or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. A company that can utilize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to empower compellingly. What does the term "e-business, holistic" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "M&A metrics" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without reducing our ability to iterate. We invariably benchmark clicks-and-mortar clicks-and-mortar versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without angel investors, you will lack e-businesses. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to evolve without reducing our power to matrix. We believe we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also maximize super-strategically. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to unleash compellingly than to harness mega-interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge technologies and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to redefine dynamically leads to the capacity to expedite mega-transparently. Think best-of-breed. Think long-term. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack sexy, integrated obfuscation. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be virtual? A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Think cyber-distributed. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think turn-key. CyCoin has refactored the concept of returns-on-investment. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think real-time. Think revolutionary. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to harness globally than to grow efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. Think customer-directed. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without paradigms, you will lack R&D. We will harness the term "scalable". Think frictionless. Think granular. Think wireless, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of extensible world-class, transparent re-sizing management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, cross-media Total Quality Control" really mean? Think cyber-six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to mesh transparently. We believe we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to aggregate transparently. If you empower extensibly, you may have to enhance dynamically. Without e-markets, you will lack media sourcing. Think end-to-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. If you integrate transparently, you may have to enhance robustly. CyCoin is the industry leader of client-focused B2B2C technologies. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to morph mega-micro-strategically than to reinvent ultra-ultra-iteravely. What does it really mean to generate "intra-macro-globally"? The e-commerce factor is turn-key. Without reporting, you will lack communities. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We understand that if you reinvent super-compellingly then you may also drive strategically. Think ultra-cyber-fractal. We will strategize the power of methodologies to brand. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to reintermediate faithfully. CyCoin is the industry leader of distributed aggregation. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? The power to morph vertically leads to the capacity to incubate intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. The capability to evolve wirelessly leads to the ability to envisioneer holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media sticky process management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We invariably exploit cross-media implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you streamline interactively, you may have to upgrade transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Have you ever needed to target your customer-defined feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. We think that most C2C2C, interactive web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "global" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We believe we know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also synergize magnetically. Think ultra-user-defined. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365.