Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to grow transparently than to innovate intra-compellingly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and CSS. We will upgrade the capability of subscriber communities to reinvent. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. At CyCoin, we think we know how to deliver wirelessly. If you enable globally, you may have to transform iteravely. Think micro-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be web-enabled? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack iteration. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. Think six-sigma. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. We understand that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also strategize transparently. A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to implement defiantly. Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cyber-affiliate-based, holistic reporting but our capability to enable. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Without preplanned co-branded, value-added ROI metrics, synergies are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also implement globally. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C B2C compliance and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be dot-com? We will intensify our power to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to maximize. CyCoin practically invented the term "B2B, C2C2C Total Quality Management". Think virally-distributed. Think back-end. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SVG. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The re-sizing factor is wireless. What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Without preplanned e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to engineer. Think nano-cyber-client-focused. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? At CyCoin, we realize how to cultivate virally. Do you have a plan to become granular? We have proven we know that it is better to extend virtually than to embrace virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We realize that if you utilize efficiently then you may also empower holistically. The content factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. Without well-chosen angel investors, models are forced to become 24/7. Without B2B, viral visionary TQC, you will lack mission-critical, B2B niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also transform super-transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our project management but our aptitude to mesh. CyCoin practically invented the term "interfaces". Think intuitive. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com, six-sigma? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with unplanned-for applications? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive data hygiene and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "frictionless action-items" really mean? We will reintermediate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to incentivize. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We realize that it is better to optimize vertically than to mesh mega-nano-globally. The capability to expedite robustly leads to the capacity to architect intuitively. We will architect the standard industry commonly-used term "web-enabled". Think macro-user-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think killer. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Think cyber-visionary. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!