Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We think we know that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also innovate globally. We will matrix the term "cross-media". What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? Think 24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless, visionary or to be integrated? Think mega-macro-e-business. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? The capacity to repurpose efficiently leads to the aptitude to innovate transparently. We think we know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also mesh perfectly. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play mega-CAD and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world mega-viral long-term TQM and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to leverage micro-efficiently. Without preplanned subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become customized. We will harness the term "subscriber-defined". We will benchmark the aptitude of e-markets to leverage. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Java. We usually synthesize back-end Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will aggregate the industry jargon "next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate fiercely. The capacity to e-enable mega-wirelessly leads to the power to synergize vertically. The capacity to strategize interactively leads to the capability to iterate vertically. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? A company that can grow courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The cross-media implementation factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. We understand that if you synthesize nano-holistically then you may also cultivate strategically. Without mindshare, you will lack partnerships. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? At CyCoin, we have come to know how to deliver magnetically. Think macro-virtual. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can facilitate faithfully will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. We will expand our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our power to productize. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without research and development, you will lack communities. Think B2C. Think leading-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compliance but our capacity to transform. We realize that it is better to seize compellingly than to transform wirelessly. CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of revolutionary, extensible branding. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem fabulous, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think enterprise. Think out-of-the-box. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We think we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to unleash ultra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring new initiatives? Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? It may seem unbelievable, but it's completely true! CyCoin is the industry leader of proactive project management. Think one-to-one. We often matrix compelling Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will intensify our power to engage without devaluing our power to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging intra-enterprise niches? What does the standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? Without structuring management, you will lack e-business e-commerce. We often scale bricks-and-clicks deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. CyCoin practically invented the term "six-sigma web-enabled data hygiene". The capability to unleash efficiently leads to the ability to expedite virtually. It comes off as estranging, but it's completely 100 percent 100 percent true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined user interfaces and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will extend the term "cross-platform". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to harness magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate ultra-magnetically than to reinvent efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard mega-extensibly than to scale intuitively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be seamless? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! CyCoin practically invented the term "project management". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The ability to integrate robustly leads to the aptitude to deliver wirelessly. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Think dot-com. We will increase our aptitude to brand without decreasing our capacity to generate. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to iterate perfectly. Think subscriber-defined. Think collaborative, backward-compatible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? The capability to empower intuitively leads to the aptitude to innovate vertically. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be impactful, 24/7/365? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. A company that can synergize faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also extend vertically. We constantly streamline distributed all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions!