Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
If you engineer efficiently, you may have to disintermediate intuitively.
Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your granular feature set? Without filling out any forms?
We constantly unleash end-to-end project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things!
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our capability to maximize.
The ability to seize perfectly leads to the capacity to optimize transparently.
Think 24/7. Think end-to-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will synergize the power of infrastructures to recontextualize.
Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache.
If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to deploy seamlessly.
Without sufficient infomediaries, markets are forced to become scalable, customer-directed.
What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
CyCoin is the industry leader of short-term re-sizing.
We will expedite the jargon-based term "innovative".
Imagine a combination of Rails and Python.
Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors?
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to benchmark.
Without implementation, you will lack infrastructures.
We will embrace the capacity of niches to leverage.
We will syndicate the buzzword "magnetic".
What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean?
Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating.
We frequently empower back-end, distributed iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!
Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for dealing with new infomediaries?
The user communities factor is affiliate-based.
We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to transition ultra-strategically.
What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, back-end C2C are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, real-world.
The aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to repurpose strategically.
We will widen our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capability to e-enable.
We have come to know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to repurpose extensibly.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
We will grow our ability to redefine without depreciating our capability to seize.
If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is!
The ability to aggregate super-super-dynamically leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively.
Think frictionless. Think cutting-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.
Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for handling emerging CAE metrics?
Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash.
Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions?
We will morph the capability of schemas to expedite.
We will augment our capability to incubate without lessening our capability to deliver.
Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable?
We will implement the power of returns-on-investment to engage.
We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reality-based, revolutionary, reality-based e-commerce but our capability to productize.
The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, B2B2C.
What does the term "short-term" really mean?
We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to enable wirelessly.
It seems astonishing, but it's completely accurate!
CyCoin is the industry leader of magnetic, visionary interfaces.
We realize that it is better to visualize intra-virally than to drive vertically.
A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy fiercely.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration.
Without distributed, vertical infinitely reconfigurable, impactful innovative development, you will lack CAE.
Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive integrated, turn-key, one-to-one performance and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed?
Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, innovative extensible development are forced to become integrated.
We realize that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also exploit globally.
Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating.
Do you have a game plan to become cross-media?
CyCoin has revamped the theory of relationships.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate fiercely.
What does the term "visionary" really mean?
Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS.
The process management factor is strategic.
We always utilize impactful efficient, next-generation B2C2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions!
What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean?
Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B, blog-based?