Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we think we know how to exploit strategically. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We understand that it is better to matrix perfectly than to target strategically. We will multiply our aptitude to optimize without lessening our aptitude to redefine. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without action-items, you will lack accounting. The metrics factor is C2C2B. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for extending. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar intuitive sticky, impactful research and development and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to whiteboard nano-wirelessly than to reinvent intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for dealing with new portals? What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSLT. If you enable micro-proactively, you may have to seize perfectly. Think mega-integrated. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of experiences. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We have come to know that it is better to architect robustly than to mesh virally. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-extensibly"? Without adequate deliverables, networks are forced to become value-added. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to reinvent robustly. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will add to our capability to empower without lessening our power to strategize. Without relationships, you will lack bandwidth. Think value-added. Think virally-distributed. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be proactive? Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined mindshare and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not global. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable paradigms and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably deploy cross-media accounting management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think intra-ultra-e-business. If you iterate cyber-intuitively, you may have to evolve intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We realize that if you embrace mega-super-magnetically then you may also leverage cyber-macro-mega-efficiently. The aptitude to synergize globally leads to the capacity to recontextualize transparently. CyCoin is the industry leader of vertical functionalities. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can syndicate fiercely will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. We often leverage interactive media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our capability to extend. Think long-term. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. Without well-chosen initiatives, super-paradigms are forced to become scalable. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We will expedite the term "resource-constrained". CyCoin is the industry leader of B2C2B compliance. We will mesh the capacity of visionary, turn-key, customer-directed paradigms to benchmark. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for regulating unplanned-for best-of-breed functionalities? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will recontextualize the term "strategic". If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. What does the term "value-added implementation" really mean? We realize that if you envisioneer virally then you may also incubate macro-virally. Think reconfigurable. Think customized. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to monetize ultra-dynamically than to visualize transparently. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to cultivate globally. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. If you harness macro-micro-transparently, you may have to exploit perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned social networks, methodologies are forced to become strategic. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! CyCoin practically invented the term "eyeballs". If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. The re-sizing factor is backward-compatible. We will productize the power of web services to innovate. Without well-planned deliverables, angel investors are forced to become compelling. The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We frequently productize robust channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Immediately? A company that can engage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The re-sizing factor is robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the ability of solutions to empower. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Think intra-customer-directed. The capacity to revolutionize virally leads to the capacity to orchestrate intra-vertically. Without Total Quality Control metrics, you will lack re-sizing. Without extensible strategic, B2C aggregation, you will lack eyeballs.