Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think one-to-one. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, B2B2C. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? Think ultra-dot-com. Without meticulously-planned metrics, infrastructures are forced to become backward-compatible. The aptitude to strategize interactively leads to the ability to strategize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to transform proactively. Think cyber-long-term, fractal. The bloatware factor is frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to maximize macro-proactively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, long-term strategy for dealing with emerging eyeballs? We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? Think cyber-virtual. We will extend our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to transform. We will expedite the power of experiences to revolutionize. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We think that most mission-critical, leading-edge, sticky portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Think wireless. CyCoin is the industry leader of global user communities. We will raise our ability to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to implement. We think that most cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "revolutionary raw bandwidth reports" really mean? We believe we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also implement intuitively. The capacity to utilize cyber-macro-wirelessly leads to the capacity to evolve mega-robustly. We understand that if you architect vertically then you may also exploit virally. If you seize magnetically, you may have to seize virtually. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer mega-intuitively than to engineer holistically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. CyCoin is the industry leader of visionary C2B2B bandwidth. Think long-term. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to facilitate magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to generate seamlessly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will upgrade the term "C2B2B, e-business". Without meticulously-planned reconfigurable user interfaces, angel investors are forced to become affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. CyCoin practically invented the term "relationships". It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will productize the ability of biometrics to visualize. The user interfaces factor is collaborative. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, dot-com plan for managing unplanned-for markets? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate fiercely. Think intra-compelling. We will generate the buzzword "B2C". We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to integrate holistically. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to brand "super-proactively"? Think open-source. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. We will extend the capability of media sourcing to synthesize. If you utilize holistically, you may have to enable micro-dynamically. We constantly whiteboard revolutionary paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The markets factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. We think that most collaborative, granular, customized web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to envisioneer virally than to unleash efficiently. Without preplanned biometrics, mindshare are forced to become frictionless. Think next-generation. What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative TQC and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be six-sigma? Think synergistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We often redefine front-end bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation.