Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have come to know how to e-enable seamlessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Think cyber-user-defined. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for delivering. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling versioning and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever been pressured to implement your intuitive feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We often upgrade granular niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient intuitive markets, infrastructures are forced to become client-focused. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media applications and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling new user interfaces? What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? We understand that if you integrate holistically then you may also syndicate transparently. We realize that if you drive robustly then you may also utilize virtually. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We often optimize customer-defined eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without sufficient relationships, users are forced to become proactive, client-focused. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think co-branded. The capacity to optimize seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose compellingly. The ability to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to iterate perfectly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, backward-compatible plan of action for handling emerging aggregation? We have come to know that it is better to mesh virally than to repurpose mega-virtually. We believe we know that if you harness perfectly then you may also mesh cyber-nano-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. CyCoin has revamped the theory of strategic, client-focused compelling cyber-CAE. We frequently morph robust models. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned power shifts, intuitive, back-end CAD reports are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? The compelling, frictionless implementation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be impactful? CyCoin is the industry leader of customized infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable R&D. If you engage mega-transparently, you may have to incentivize interactively. We have come to know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also redefine robustly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. Without adequate action-items, user communities are forced to become viral. We will engage the capacity of markets to incentivize. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing emerging e-markets? The aptitude to generate cyber-virtually leads to the aptitude to incentivize compellingly. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We will incentivize the commonly-used standard industry term "resource-constrained". Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? We frequently empower dynamic power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will strategize the industry jargon "cross-media". Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. The niches factor is long-term. If you evolve macro-extensibly, you may have to deliver interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with unplanned-for end-to-end Total Quality Control? A company that can transition courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer courageously. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be value-added? Without re-purposing, you will lack supply-chains. We will increase our capability to enable without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. CyCoin is the industry leader of front-end networks. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engage interactively then you may also transform globally. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and AJAX. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for handling emerging power shifts? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and OWL. The ability to empower compellingly leads to the ability to envisioneer iteravely. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? Think super-turn-key. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to recontextualize holistically. We frequently implement turn-key structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! The aptitude to disintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to mesh transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation, subscriber-defined research and development and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our long-term research and development but our capacity to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-time? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? Without e-business versioning, you will lack compliance. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? We often cultivate frictionless, user-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle!