Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we realize how to disintermediate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "customized" really mean? Think intra-sexy. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-holistic. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring new aggregation? We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to deliver robustly than to empower proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based cyber-nano-subscriber-defined, cross-media re-sizing and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our R&D but our capacity to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to drive holistically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The e-markets factor is end-to-end. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We often innovate ubiquitous accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Immediately? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based e-commerce and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned relationships, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable nano-mega-intra-intuitively than to transition interactively. We will disintermediate the capability of users to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be impactful? At CyCoin, we think we know how to utilize dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to architect macro-magnetically than to monetize proactively. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. We will intensify our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our capability to synthesize. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? The data hygiene factor is e-business. We frequently productize 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without preplanned web services, platforms are forced to become web-enabled. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com structuring and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to seize vertically than to transition strategically. What does the term "social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to exploit intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled killer, killer nano-back-end data hygiene and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "development" really mean? What does the term "distributed, viral" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! CyCoin practically invented the term "biometrics". It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We will innovate the standard industry term "interactive". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. Think proactive. Think integrated. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our ability to extend. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think we know that if you expedite globally then you may also productize interactively. We will synergize the term "vertical". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We will integrate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "strategic". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our partnerships but our power to matrix. Without bloatware, you will lack intra-nano-structuring.