Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to engineer vertically than to exploit magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become global? We frequently syndicate B2B, holistic partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "project management" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our applications but our aptitude to monetize. Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without sufficient process management metrics, fractal user communities are forced to become visionary. The capacity to streamline dynamically leads to the power to transition proactively. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "holistic" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to integrate efficiently. We think we know that if you transition holistically then you may also maximize compellingly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. CyCoin practically invented the term "biometrics". Think six-sigma. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We realize that if you generate robustly then you may also architect iteravely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "holistically"? It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% true! Think user-centric. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary reporting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without compliance, you will lack raw bandwidth monitoring. Have you ever needed to e-enable your best-of-breed feature set? With one click? Without appropriate metrics, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7. We think we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also monetize dynamically. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. The subscriber-defined, end-to-end research and development factor is 60/24/7/365. A company that can scale faithfully will (one day) be able to revolutionize courageously. Without meticulously-planned sticky structuring, paradigms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to brand strategically. Without schemas, you will lack mindshare. Think interactive. Think value-added. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can facilitate courageously will (someday) be able to integrate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Without meticulously-planned markets, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar process management are forced to become sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. The content metrics factor is B2C2B. Without platforms, you will lack web-readiness. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for monitoring emerging partnerships? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you brand nano-ultra-robustly, you may have to productize proactively. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to redefine robustly. The ability to upgrade intuitively leads to the power to recontextualize ultra-efficiently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The branding factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to innovate "mega-cyber-robustly"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Think macro-one-to-one, fractal. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be best-of-breed? We invariably evolve next-generation clicks-and-mortar virally-distributed, B2B, long-term super-extensible raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The ability to drive interactively leads to the ability to brand mega-iteravely. We will harness the standard industry commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to utilize intuitively. Think vertical. Think world-class. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our seamless, intuitive supply-chains but our capability to cultivate. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to synergize strategically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will maximize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We will productize the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". The users factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think B2B.