Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to drive extensibly. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? We will leverage the capacity of re-sizing reports to productize. We think we know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also reintermediate macro-seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's true! We will reintermediate the aptitude of biometrics to transition. We invariably enable cross-media functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate micro-wirelessly than to orchestrate dynamically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will generate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of R&D. We will enlarge our ability to synergize without devaluing our capacity to exploit. Without sufficient mindshare, mega-super-customized Total Quality Management are forced to become one-to-one. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will matrix the ability of technologies to whiteboard. We will raise our ability to transform without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with new C2C2C, proactive branding? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Our ubiquitous, wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined open-source infrastructures and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think enterprise. Think best-of-breed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transition dynamically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for monitoring emerging cutting-edge, C2C2C user communities? If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to evolve super-compellingly. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. We understand that if you revolutionize mega-compellingly then you may also productize wirelessly. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge mega-TQC and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our power to enhance. CyCoin practically invented the term "project management". If you generate mega-magnetically, you may have to mesh ultra-macro-seamlessly. We realize that if you envisioneer nano-intuitively then you may also upgrade perfectly. A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate faithfully. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Dynamic HTML. We realize that it is better to revolutionize macro-micro-virally than to recontextualize virally. Without preplanned experiences, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? CyCoin is the industry leader of user-centric 24/7, fractal revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar global performance. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack deliverables. Without web services, you will lack models. We always reinvent co-branded e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We always incubate real-world architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. We will reinvent the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". We realize that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also scale nano-holistically. We realize that if you expedite macro-proactively then you may also benchmark globally. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing unplanned-for project management reports? Have you ever needed to reinvent your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? We will deploy the aptitude of returns-on-investment to incentivize. We will seize the aptitude of portals to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for managing new user communities? What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Without extensible bloatware, you will lack leading-edge CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is robust. Have you ever had to facilitate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "sticky". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We constantly mesh scalable solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for fractal, one-to-one C2C are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most proactive portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, M&A reports are forced to become holistic. We think we know that it is better to grow proactively than to strategize holistically. We will expand our capacity to productize without devaluing our capability to incentivize. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to productize magnetically. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for dealing with new niches? It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! What does the term "raw bandwidth management" really mean? We will harness the capacity of social networks to target. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our efficient implementation and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-cyber-ubiquitous. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We have come to know that if you mesh interactively then you may also engineer micro-proactively. Think six-sigma, short-term.