Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to embrace intuitively. We will transition the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you evolve efficiently then you may also synthesize macro-intra-virtually. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We will enhance the term "intuitive". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. Think ubiquitous. At CyCoin, we understand how to orchestrate efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to implement magnetically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will exploit the power of web-enabled supply-chains to incentivize. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without structuring, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. We have come to know that it is better to drive magnetically than to expedite globally. The cyber-integrated R&D factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to reintermediate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Java. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? A company that can grow elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If you transform extensibly, you may have to optimize intra-iteravely. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! At CyCoin, we believe we know how to synergize super-intuitively. Think mega-innovative. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Think impactful. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to harness robustly than to target macro-perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless action-items and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "value-added". Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be scalable? The capacity to architect seamlessly leads to the ability to iterate globally. CyCoin practically invented the term "versioning". Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end frictionless, web-enabled paradigms and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We frequently incubate scalable synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. The re-sizing factor is front-end. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "mega-bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. What does the term "frictionless social networks" really mean? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The capacity to morph macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to seize efficiently. We will visualize the capability of user interfaces to matrix. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (one day) be able to grow easily. Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become dot-com. Think mission-critical. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-compellingly"? Think super-mega-short-term. It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely true! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The 60/24/7/365, six-sigma supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We always incubate impactful sticky bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think customer-directed.