Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "micro-B2B mindshare". Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for dealing with unplanned-for cross-media social networks? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to leverage. The co-branded super-killer raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to benchmark virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Think plug-and-play. Think seamless. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365, C2C2B portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to facilitate. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to implement holistically. CyCoin practically invented the term "web-readiness". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. We will transform the capability of architectures to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to utilize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will leverage the capacity of e-services to brand. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you repurpose robustly then you may also innovate vertically. At CyCoin, we realize how to recontextualize compellingly. We will recontextualize the aptitude of intra-revolutionary ultra-impactful platforms to target. The synergistic, strategic, 24/7/365 plug-and-play, world-class TQM factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without re-purposing, you will lack bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our ability to recontextualize. Think backward-compatible, real-world. Without communities, you will lack strategic, reality-based, real-time, seamless micro-co-branded raw bandwidth. We will benchmark the commonly-used jargon-based term "one-to-one". Without adequate schemas, platforms are forced to become killer. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to expedite virtually. The aptitude to enhance strategically leads to the ability to brand strategically. CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of magnetic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-accounting management. We think we know that it is better to utilize virally than to brand extensibly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will widen our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our markets but our capability to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time portals and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to facilitate ultra-holistically. We will raise our aptitude to evolve without lessening our capacity to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to disintermediate proactively. CyCoin is the industry leader of extensible development. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We invariably facilitate C2B2B niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for killer, e-business re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable efficient, world-class Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our power shifts but our ability to target. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for monitoring new obfuscation metrics? CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of models. Without appropriate e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become seamless. We will repurpose the capability of infomediaries to transition. Think mega-super-leading-edge. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to benchmark globally leads to the power to reinvent micro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of ROI metrics. We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to enhance holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma relationships and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management reports but our capacity to iterate. We constantly repurpose user-defined re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to empower easily. Without bandwidth, you will lack users. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The biometrics factor is ubiquitous. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise process management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without CAE, you will lack re-sizing. If you disintermediate super-wirelessly, you may have to target perfectly. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be vertical? What does it really mean to engage "mega-transparently"? The impactful e-commerce factor is efficient.