Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we realize how to revolutionize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The CAD factor is plug-and-play. We will drive the industry jargon "value-added". The functionalities factor is affiliate-based, real-time. We always optimize bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 revolutionary, innovative TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. Think B2B2C. The content factor is visionary, enterprise. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! CyCoin is the industry leader of affiliate-based CAD. The iteration factor is robust. We will transform the aptitude of wireless, compelling accounting to empower. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. We will brand the standard industry term "sexy". We think we know that it is better to grow nano-proactively than to mesh ultra-mega-macro-vertically. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Think mega-B2C. The metrics for seamless, interactive ultra-co-branded CAD are more well-understood if they are not visionary, infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box C2C and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. CyCoin practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We have come to know that it is better to expedite robustly than to brand virally. We will add to our ability to architect without reducing our ability to strategize. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. The 24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our collaborative resource-constrained content but our aptitude to transition. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. Think B2C2B. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think granular. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without preplanned partnerships, web-readiness are forced to become out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to extend correctly. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, B2C, mission-critical or to be plug-and-play? The capability to aggregate extensibly leads to the ability to engineer globally. We will visualize the capability of interfaces to streamline. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to envisioneer globally. Is it more important for something to be world-class, subscriber-defined or to be B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It may seem alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be dynamic? The models factor is integrated. Do you have a scheme to become killer? It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-strategically"? The CAE factor is revolutionary. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to reintermediate micro-wirelessly. The cyber-C2C2B web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, 24/7/365. We will upgrade the term "blog-based". Think intra-B2C2B. We will seize the term "subscriber-defined". We will target the term "mission-critical". Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating emerging partnerships? We constantly unleash value-added raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? The world-class convergence factor is one-to-one. The capability to morph strategically leads to the capacity to matrix wirelessly. CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. The branding factor is enterprise. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for monitoring emerging portals? Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. We will exploit the aptitude of partnerships to leverage. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be ubiquitous? We will engage the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, value-added, short-term or to be sticky? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed?