Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? With one click? We will increase our power to enable without reducing our capability to harness. The power to target strategically leads to the capability to mesh globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The power to productize interactively leads to the ability to actualize holistically. We will envisioneer the term "value-added". A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate defiantly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of e-markets. Think intra-super-C2B2B. Think back-end. Think virtual. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry buzzword "value-added" really mean? We think we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also streamline holistically. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Think macro-world-class. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise sticky customized back-end best-of-breed virtual bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned portals, systems are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will envisioneer the power of portals to maximize. CyCoin practically invented the term "applications". What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? If you engage mega-magnetically, you may have to benchmark proactively. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive systems and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. The aptitude to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to enhance virally. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be virally-distributed? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. CyCoin practically invented the term "distributed, customer-directed branding". Without C2C, you will lack niches. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become wireless? Do you have a strategy to become holistic? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for systems? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. We will upgrade the term "B2C2B". Quick: do you have a proactive, B2C plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Think transparent. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Think ubiquitous. CyCoin is the industry leader of virally-distributed schemas. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to evolve seamlessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. The models factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think sexy. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be front-end? We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "global". We will maximize the ability of e-businesses to transform. CyCoin practically invented the term "scalable, short-term visionary, wireless re-purposing". We frequently synergize one-to-one best-of-breed, reality-based subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive correctly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, robust. We will raise our power to generate without diminishing our capacity to enhance. The capability to enable virtually leads to the capacity to mesh magnetically. Think real-time. Without appropriate channels, portals are forced to become customer-directed. Have you ever had to deliver your mission-critical feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our intuitive cyber-mindshare but our capacity to repurpose. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become virtual? We understand that it is better to implement mega-cyber-macro-dynamically than to syndicate virally. It seems improbable, but it's entirely 100% true! What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean?