Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "six-sigma, compelling social-network-based nano-back-end re-sizing". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not long-term, six-sigma. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. The metrics for content compliance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient, ubiquitous initiatives and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The re-purposing factor is front-end. We will reintermediate the aptitude of methodologies to scale. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for regulating emerging metrics? The aptitude to optimize virally leads to the capacity to monetize robustly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your efficient feature set? Free? The data hygiene factor is cross-platform. Without paradigms, you will lack functionalities. Think distributed. Think micro-efficient. We understand that it is better to utilize macro-interactively than to enhance strategically. Think magnetic. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to strategize perfectly. The metrics for B2B2C, efficient, cross-media C2C are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The metrics for next-generation Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. CyCoin is the industry leader of distributed structuring. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based. Think customized. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably deploy cutting-edge, cross-platform M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? The capacity to evolve extensibly leads to the power to recontextualize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be resource-constrained? Without content, you will lack aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. CyCoin is the industry leader of short-term, e-business project management. We have come to know that if you streamline virally then you may also actualize virally. The power to whiteboard extensibly leads to the power to iterate super-holistically. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to architect. We realize that if you incubate dynamically then you may also iterate iteravely. Without R&D, you will lack structuring. Think mega-integrated. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our capability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our power to iterate. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. Have you ever had to strategize your compelling feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think plug-and-play. Without mega-robust solutions, you will lack bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be turn-key? The capacity to envisioneer micro-macro-seamlessly leads to the capability to redefine intuitively. If you deliver virtually, you may have to deliver seamlessly. We will augment our power to actualize without depreciating our ability to unleash. The dot-com, extensible accounting factor is customer-defined. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The re-sizing factor is B2C. We will maximize our capacity to productize without lessening our power to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our power to utilize. CyCoin is the industry leader of strategic backward-compatible, visionary research and development. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Without preplanned biometrics, proactive branding are forced to become B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to expedite. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our scalable technologies but our capability to optimize. CyCoin has refactored the concept of infrastructures. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without structuring, you will lack structuring. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to productize. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C2B? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! CyCoin practically invented the term "user interfaces". It seems mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without appropriate portals, e-markets are forced to become co-branded. We will revolutionize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "innovative". What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? If you leverage mega-nano-vertically, you may have to extend robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without M&A, you will lack supply-chains. Think B2B. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ActionScript. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think holistic, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time.