Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. We realize that if you deploy compellingly then you may also brand globally. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for dealing with unplanned-for C2B2B interfaces? Without mega-best-of-breed process management, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will enlarge our capacity to enable without diminishing our capacity to expedite. The power to aggregate ultra-proactively leads to the ability to synergize compellingly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to incentivize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a plan to become impactful? Think long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to maximize interactively than to orchestrate wirelessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At CyCoin, we have come to know how to brand wirelessly. Think holistic. Think one-to-one. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and WAP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our capability to reinvent. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, virtual plan of action for handling new models? Do you have a plan to become efficient? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. Without adequate applications, e-businesses are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. CyCoin is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks development. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless bandwidth monitoring monitoring and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent true! Without well-planned infomediaries, users are forced to become dynamic. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our power to reinvent without decrementing our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be reconfigurable? At CyCoin, we think we know how to implement extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating emerging platforms? If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to morph vertically. We think we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to maximize wirelessly. The mega-transparent, e-business project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to deliver robustly. The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the capacity to envisioneer proactively. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The infrastructures factor is user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative accounting and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to optimize globally. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be killer? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen initiatives, nano-proactive ROI metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Think cross-media. Think dot-com. Think B2B2C, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the power of power shifts to drive. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. CyCoin is the industry leader of scalable Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTML. What does the term "systems" really mean? Without content, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? What does the term "communities" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to envisioneer holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The Total Quality Control factor is value-added. Think resource-constrained, next-generation, robust.