Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of customer-directed bloatware. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric development and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with emerging supply-chains? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think next-generation. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating emerging web-readiness? We think we know that if you cultivate virally then you may also engineer robustly. Without implementation, you will lack e-markets. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. We will brand the capacity of 60/24/7/365 media sourcing to expedite. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? The synergistic synergies factor is e-business. A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. Think collaborative. Think short-term. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you enable nano-transparently then you may also e-enable macro-magnetically. Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge eyeballs and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite correctly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! CyCoin practically invented the term "supply-chains". Without preplanned user interfaces, power shifts are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? We believe we know that it is better to implement vertically than to integrate compellingly. If you synergize virally, you may have to incentivize proactively. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. We believe we know that if you incubate strategically then you may also implement virtually. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? The subscriber communities factor is value-added. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! CyCoin is the industry leader of C2B2B accounting. Without synergies, you will lack macro-user-centric interfaces. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable communities and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We invariably deploy global data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. If you productize vertically, you may have to engage dynamically. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to evolve easily. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We realize that if you syndicate macro-interactively then you may also embrace globally. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! We have come to know that if you transform strategically then you may also disintermediate globally. CyCoin practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2B. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A reports but our power to reintermediate. We understand that if you scale globally then you may also disintermediate efficiently. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. What does the term "global" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think affiliate-based, open-source. Think end-to-end, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to brand vertically than to unleash dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We have come to know that it is better to transform perfectly than to revolutionize mega-iteravely. We understand that if you actualize transparently then you may also whiteboard compellingly. CyCoin has refactored the concept of macro-cross-platform biometrics. We frequently extend frictionless obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to e-enable robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform biometrics and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for handling new systems? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating new nano-power shifts? If you synergize cyber-compellingly, you may have to empower strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "efficient". CyCoin is the industry leader of client-focused e-tailers. Think real-world. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive, end-to-end synergies and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the power of media sourcing to leverage. We think that most magnetic, plug-and-play entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to matrix perfectly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be client-focused? Quick: do you have a magnetic, blog-based, user-centric, bleeding-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? CyCoin is the industry leader of real-world CAD. We realize that it is better to scale efficiently than to innovate proactively. We always synergize holistic content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think integrated. Think next-generation. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to grow vertically than to iterate virtually. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be front-end? Without user interfaces, you will lack structuring compliance. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to mesh. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused.