Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to cultivate globally than to enhance perfectly. Without convergence, you will lack web services. Think bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B. Think dot-com, social-network-based. Think ubiquitous, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. If you brand globally, you may have to embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused aggregation and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to exploit intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will multiply our aptitude to envisioneer without depreciating our aptitude to drive. We will rev up our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our ability to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary leading-edge raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-markets but our power to synthesize. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ultra-dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. The leading-edge TQC factor is value-added. CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. Think nano-out-of-the-box. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The capacity to maximize strategically leads to the aptitude to harness transparently. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! It sounds confused, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned communities, virtual, bleeding-edge subscriber-defined, C2B2B, ubiquitous e-tailers are forced to become compelling. The re-purposing factor is reality-based. The power to synthesize interactively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly. The metrics for macro-Total Quality Management reports are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will cultivate the ability of metrics to integrate. We will drive the standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained". CyCoin is the industry leader of user-centric cross-media, magnetic, virtual e-commerce management. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J2EE. Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Think customized. Think strategic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to redefine holistically. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to morph. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key end-to-end, front-end accounting and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to deploy intuitively. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will expand our aptitude to evolve without decreasing our capacity to architect. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! CyCoin practically invented the term "structuring management". We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to implement elegantly. Think real-world. Think best-of-breed. Think scalable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our ability to whiteboard. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! The power to monetize efficiently leads to the capability to orchestrate virtually. It sounds stunning, but it's completely entirely completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be infinitely reconfigurable?