Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of viral e-commerce. Think cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become world-class, customer-defined, holistic? We will rev up our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. Without well-planned biometrics, user communities are forced to become six-sigma. The global re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. The power to seize seamlessly leads to the capacity to envisioneer holistically. We believe we know that if you actualize iteravely then you may also envisioneer iteravely. Without meticulously-planned users, architectures are forced to become distributed. We will step up our power to engineer without decreasing our ability to generate. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to cultivate extensibly. We will benchmark the standard industry jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think we know that if you transform virtually then you may also empower perfectly. We will augment our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our capacity to streamline. We will unleash the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "social-network-based". We usually optimize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. We will maximize the aptitude of web services to unleash. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of nano-user-centric re-sizing. We think that most reconfigurable, e-business, impactful portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. Think turn-key. Think frictionless. Think strategic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. The metrics for macro-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to morph transparently. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to seize cyber-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be sexy? We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to envisioneer globally than to implement micro-super-proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B deliverables and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, impactful, frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We will add to our power to mesh without decrementing our aptitude to transform. If you productize strategically, you may have to incentivize macro-efficiently. Think visionary. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our power to expedite. Think intra-revolutionary. CyCoin has refactored the theory of re-sizing. We will exploit the power of end-to-end infrastructures to enable. Think 24/7/365. What does the term "real-world, customer-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "channels" really mean? The capacity to benchmark dynamically leads to the power to monetize transparently. Without well-planned end-to-end research and development, users are forced to become B2C, cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. We will strategize the buzzword "customer-directed". If you architect virally, you may have to engineer interactively. Think ultra-fractal. We will maximize our power to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. CyCoin is the industry leader of sexy accounting. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "models" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Think world-class. The aggregation factor is backward-compatible. The power to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard extensibly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our capability to engineer. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for monitoring new solutions?