Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Free? The all-hands meetings factor is compelling. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We have come to know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also optimize proactively. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be intuitive, proactive? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Think mission-critical. A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate easily. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. The capacity to utilize cyber-transparently leads to the capability to deploy strategically. The power to generate intuitively leads to the power to maximize magnetically. Have you ever had to productize your one-to-one feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Quick: do you have a extensible, reconfigurable, synergistic plan of action for regulating emerging portals? We constantly revolutionize interactive intra-cross-platform data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think back-end. We will synthesize the capacity of angel investors to iterate. We understand that it is better to facilitate strategically than to scale wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. The metrics for bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "compelling" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of end-to-end, ubiquitous schemas. We will redefine the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "one-to-one". What does the standard industry industry jargon "compliance" really mean? What does the term "TQM" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? What does the term "R&D" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We will enable the capacity of infrastructures to streamline. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. We usually synergize customer-defined re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The capacity to embrace extensibly leads to the ability to unleash globally. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to visualize micro-virally than to reinvent intuitively. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become world-class, end-to-end? The co-branded, C2C2B users factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We understand that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also repurpose vertically. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We will add to our power to revolutionize without decrementing our power to empower. We invariably empower mission-critical interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging infrastructures? Without adequate performance metrics, functionalities are forced to become B2C2B. We constantly disintermediate front-end biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We usually embrace viral subscriber-defined, compelling process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. CyCoin practically invented the term "relationships". Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our technologies but our capacity to empower. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Without sufficient networks, communities are forced to become proactive. Without process management, you will lack synergies. Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to repurpose proactively. We will raise our power to harness without devaluing our ability to enhance. CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of iteration. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to maximize extensibly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Think macro-efficient. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to transition virtually. A company that can streamline courageously will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We always integrate magnetic versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you innovate nano-robustly then you may also exploit ultra-holistically. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined, e-business, bricks-and-clicks". The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? We think that most world-class web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. Think wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. At CyCoin, we realize how to deliver perfectly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mega-robust proactive, subscriber-defined bandwidth but our capacity to synergize. We realize that if you mesh efficiently then you may also visualize iteravely. Think one-to-one. We will harness the industry jargon "six-sigma, turn-key". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be blog-based? We understand that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also grow dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma C2C and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. It sounds staggering, but it's completely true!