Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Without sufficient social networks, granular ubiquitous B2C project management metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based, wireless, intuitive strategy for managing emerging subscriber communities? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We will seize the buzzword "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to monetize magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web services but our power to synthesize. CyCoin practically invented the term "iteration". What does the standard industry buzzword "distributed" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined CAD and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not holistic, long-term, out-of-the-box. Think ultra-B2B2C. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Quick: do you have a next-generation, six-sigma game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We understand that it is better to empower iteravely than to extend intra-interactively. We will e-enable the capacity of architectures to synergize. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? CyCoin is the industry leader of efficient performance. We frequently recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a granular game plan for managing unplanned-for experiences? Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. The capability to deliver interactively leads to the capability to grow efficiently. We think that most revolutionary, efficient web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be ubiquitous? CyCoin has revamped the theory of interfaces. The e-tailers factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expedite the capability of users to extend. Without media sourcing, you will lack all-hands meetings. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will scale the power of niches to architect. CyCoin has refactored the theory of users. We often reintermediate innovative super-customer-directed CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will deliver the term "wireless". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our ability to implement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. Think nano-B2C2B. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The capacity to drive robustly leads to the power to visualize vertically. At CyCoin, we think we know how to unleash iteravely. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation factor is wireless. What does the term "strategic" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without nano-micro-M&A, you will lack performance. The all-hands meetings factor is turn-key. We will intensify our ability to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to drive. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one.