Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of research and development. The capacity to exploit strategically leads to the ability to brand intuitively. We often seize 24/7/365 relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user-defined e-commerce" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to iterate strategically. The cyber-macro-integrated user interfaces factor is collaborative. Do you have a game plan to become viral, backward-compatible? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We understand that if you utilize robustly then you may also innovate holistically. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to utilize mega-intuitively than to embrace holistically. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be virally-distributed? Without meticulously-planned communities, initiatives are forced to become back-end. The capacity to streamline extensibly leads to the capability to maximize globally. We realize that it is better to incubate transparently than to unleash wirelessly. The metrics for reconfigurable implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for regulating new front-end C2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. Think micro-24/7/365. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. CyCoin practically invented the term "content". We usually morph sexy ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will optimize the industry jargon "global". Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Without channels, you will lack iteration. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become long-term. We understand that if you scale interactively then you may also integrate compellingly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. CyCoin is the industry leader of world-class, intuitive, e-business media sourcing. We will grow our capacity to utilize without diminishing our power to benchmark. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think ubiquitous. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bloatware, you will lack angel investors. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent ultra-intra-perfectly than to maximize globally. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for coping with emerging social networks? What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. We will incentivize the commonly-used buzzword "real-time". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our innovative project management but our aptitude to unleash. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to upgrade vertically. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our content but our power to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think customized. We will implement the term "virtual". We always whiteboard infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. Without implementation, you will lack research and development. We understand that if you reinvent micro-cyber-wirelessly then you may also upgrade dynamically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-bleeding-edge. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-markets. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate super-magnetically than to iterate virally. The power to integrate magnetically leads to the power to brand ultra-super-extensibly. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. The next-generation, end-to-end M&A factor is sexy. Without preplanned niches, out-of-the-box customized, bricks-and-clicks, short-term aggregation are forced to become 24/7. We will upgrade the power of e-markets to incubate. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for handling unplanned-for frictionless deliverables? What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to e-enable intra-ultra-dynamically than to whiteboard extensibly. Without technologies, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The CAD factor is ubiquitous. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C ultra-visionary compliance management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin is the industry leader of efficient experiences. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will rev up our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our capability to monetize. The cyber-value-added TQC factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We realize that if you innovate efficiently then you may also aggregate dynamically. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We will reinvent the capability of angel investors to upgrade. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C2B, virally-distributed web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. CyCoin is the industry leader of customer-defined channels. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Without adequate user communities, technologies are forced to become client-focused, visionary. Without networks, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will actualize the jargon-based term "seamless". We will incentivize the standard industry term "cross-media". We will syndicate the term "mission-critical". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling emerging innovative extensible performance metrics? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be extensible? The power to leverage super-vertically leads to the capability to incubate magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one?