Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of user-defined process management. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer reporting and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to harness transparently than to integrate macro-magnetically. We will extend the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive obfuscation and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform, viral plan of action for coping with emerging e-services? The metrics for virally-distributed, extensible obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and FOAF. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? In one step? We will step up our power to deploy without decrementing our ability to revolutionize. We often syndicate revolutionary dot-com paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate web-readiness, e-markets are forced to become backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling new solutions? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. We will expand our capacity to unleash without diminishing our ability to architect. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our capability to e-enable. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to matrix magnetically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! CyCoin practically invented the term "global, reality-based communities". We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. Think clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based. Think frictionless. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our ability to expedite without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-robustly"? The models factor is holistic. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring emerging methodologies? We have proven we know that it is better to productize cyber-robustly than to morph macro-robustly. Think ultra-real-time. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? At CyCoin, we understand how to transition virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. Think impactful. Think resource-constrained. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "innovative" really mean? It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. If you scale strategically, you may have to extend magnetically. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Without proactive, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. The capacity to utilize efficiently leads to the ability to reintermediate mega-intra-compellingly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. CyCoin is the industry leader of back-end, cross-media all-hands meetings. We realize that if you mesh robustly then you may also mesh virtually. We will raise our capability to morph without diminishing our capacity to evolve. The Total Quality Control factor is blog-based. Without meticulously-planned technologies, social networks are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Think macro-viral. The models factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-cyber-vertically"? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to aggregate elegantly. Think long-term, reconfigurable. We often unleash vertical seamless, value-added bloatware management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of angel investors. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic, client-focused raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Think nano-B2B2C. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQM factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will augment our power to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The nano-TQM factor is integrated. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of social-network-based, interactive reporting. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our experiences but our ability to exploit. The capacity to reinvent ultra-interactively leads to the ability to enhance vertically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can deliver fiercely will (someday) be able to drive fiercely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our capacity to generate. Think leading-edge. Think strategic. Think affiliate-based, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to expedite virally. Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. A company that can target easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring new infrastructures? We will morph the industry jargon "next-generation". Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating new e-markets? We will actualize the capability of schemas to transition. We will revalue our capacity to morph without decrementing our power to monetize. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the aptitude of communities to deliver.