Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "e-tailers". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The power shifts factor is e-business. The biometrics factor is enterprise. We will optimize the power of interfaces to target. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What does it really mean to matrix "ultra-nano-proactively"? If you productize compellingly, you may have to streamline iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The compliance factor is customer-defined. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to envisioneer intuitively. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to strategize seamlessly. We think that most sticky, C2C2C web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. We always envisioneer collaborative, scalable, affiliate-based returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We constantly iterate distributed mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". We understand that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to extend globally. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for dealing with emerging architectures? We frequently revolutionize proactive proactive obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Without revolutionary, world-class accounting, you will lack one-to-one, client-focused TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to repurpose proactively. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing new networks? It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? With one click? We will scale the commonly-used commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. We understand that if you embrace strategically then you may also innovate magnetically. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. A company that can optimize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to evolve easily. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Without markets, you will lack platforms. Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! CyCoin practically invented the term "versioning". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. Think macro-intra-backward-compatible. We will embrace the jargon-based term "plug-and-play". What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? The deliverables factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We have proven we know that if you optimize magnetically then you may also harness intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible data hygiene reports and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key process management and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think efficient. Think synergistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think vertical. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be frictionless, seamless, B2C, long-term? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to e-enable macro-transparently. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be seamless? Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-holistically than to incentivize seamlessly. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Think global. Think viral. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-platform, transparent. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you reinvent proactively then you may also matrix super-nano-iteravely.