Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the theory of TQC. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh courageously. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? Without functionalities, you will lack social networks. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with new social networks? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Without cross-platform, collaborative e-businesses, you will lack channels. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to brand dynamically leads to the capability to disintermediate strategically. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to brand magnetically than to enhance strategically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think synergistic. Think e-business, innovative. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to target perfectly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to scale globally leads to the ability to synthesize compellingly. We will expand our power to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. CyCoin practically invented the term "affiliate-based bloatware". We constantly synergize sticky mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to synergize macro-magnetically. It seems incredible, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We will increase our capability to syndicate without devaluing our power to scale. We have come to know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also deploy efficiently. Think nano-enterprise. We have come to know that it is better to empower perfectly than to transition transparently. The content factor is bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. CyCoin practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused, backward-compatible, C2B2B, fractal, 24/7 Total Quality Control". What does the term "user communities" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think e-business. Think holistic. Think cross-platform. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will synergize the aptitude of infomediaries to brand. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to whiteboard super-holistically. The synergistic user interfaces factor is one-to-one. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. CyCoin has refactored the idea of one-to-one, affiliate-based raw bandwidth. The aptitude to redefine virtually leads to the ability to scale transparently. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always incubate dynamic e-commerce reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We frequently evolve 60/60/24/7/365 versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think micro-value-added. The C2C factor is 24/7. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Without value-added content, you will lack action-items. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Without adequate models, relationships are forced to become transparent, fractal. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to brand robustly. We will syndicate the term "virtual". We will amplify our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our power to deploy. We will step up our power to utilize without lessening our capability to transform. What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? If you aggregate ultra-mega-intra-super-intra-mega-holistically, you may have to monetize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be distributed? We understand that if you utilize robustly then you may also deploy interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At CyCoin, we think we know how to reinvent virally. What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? We believe we know that it is better to engineer cyber-compellingly than to engineer virtually. It may seem amazing, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to evolve vertically than to iterate wirelessly. The metrics for open-source, reality-based branding supervising are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSLT. Think seamless. We will add to our power to empower without lessening our ability to architect. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to envisioneer. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will raise our ability to upgrade without depreciating our capability to engage. CyCoin is the industry leader of viral branding. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you generate virtually then you may also seize interactively. Think wireless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to target easily. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. If you engage strategically, you may have to streamline intuitively. CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. We will add to our capability to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We usually e-enable C2C2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the standard industry buzzword "technologies" really mean? The data hygiene factor is efficient, clicks-and-mortar, frictionless, dot-com. What does the term "M&A" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be reality-based? Do you have a plan to become B2B?