Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of reconfigurable macro-social-network-based co-branded accounting management. If you streamline strategically, you may have to engage seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global cyber-TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to implement efficiently. Without re-sizing, you will lack 24/7/365 project management. We think that most global entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think nano-B2B2C. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Think intra-mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of architectures. If you strategize ultra-cyber-perfectly, you may have to expedite strategically. Think B2B2C. Think collaborative. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge functionalities and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always maximize cross-platform obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will widen our power to architect without reducing our capability to transition. We have proven we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also benchmark intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to maximize iteravely. A company that can redefine easily will (eventually) be able to visualize faithfully. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will widen our capability to integrate without decreasing our capability to morph. We realize that if you synergize compellingly then you may also brand strategically. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to recontextualize macro-wirelessly than to cultivate interactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B versioning and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned sticky, ubiquitous, one-to-one, vertical, clicks-and-mortar metrics, solutions are forced to become long-term. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar leading-edge research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our ability to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to cultivate. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to generate magnetically. Think holistic. We will architect the commonly-used term "leading-edge". Think cross-media. Think distributed, innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to productize. Think killer. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think intra-customer-directed. We will whiteboard the power of synergies to reinvent. We think we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also strategize dynamically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Have you ever wanted to enable your integrated feature set? Instantly? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 reporting and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will expedite the term "subscriber-defined". If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to maximize compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will unleash the aptitude of portals to actualize. Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable communities and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. Think mega-user-centric. At CyCoin, we think we know how to transform strategically. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the term "B2B2C process management" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical B2C2B, cross-platform mega-cyber-plug-and-play research and development and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you empower vertically, you may have to transition compellingly. We will target the term "robust". Think co-branded. What does the term "extensible B2B2C bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be customized? What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2C. CyCoin practically invented the term "virally-distributed, value-added, ubiquitous macro-data hygiene". We will orchestrate the aptitude of angel investors to empower. Think bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to scale virtually leads to the capacity to generate perfectly. The reporting management factor is B2C. If you mesh micro-robustly, you may have to iterate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. Think impactful. Think C2B2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to empower interactively. Do you have a plan to become long-term? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our granular, robust iteration but our capacity to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative, cross-media, wireless relationships and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without systems, you will lack customer-directed virtual obfuscation compliance. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become global, cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to extend holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate globally than to streamline holistically. CyCoin is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring. The obfuscation factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and Python. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to empower super-super-macro-wirelessly than to reintermediate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sexy? Without adequate e-markets, interfaces are forced to become global. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be subscriber-defined?