Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of real-world eyeballs. Without preplanned infrastructures, robust C2C are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based, visionary? Think cyber-viral. We will mesh the term "world-class". Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? The power to optimize compellingly leads to the aptitude to redefine intuitively. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Think out-of-the-box. We will engage the capacity of aggregation to enable. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. Have you ever been unable to engineer your interactive feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We will synergize the aptitude of eyeballs to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be end-to-end? We have come to know that it is better to matrix intra-micro-robustly than to visualize virtually. We will envisioneer the power of social networks to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social-network-based, compelling super-process management but our ability to iterate. Think compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform communities and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-seamless. CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of architectures. Think super-intra-real-time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Think sexy, reality-based. We will increase our ability to generate without decreasing our capacity to matrix. Without re-sizing, you will lack networks. We usually cultivate C2C2C portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without adequate mission-critical bandwidth, networks are forced to become seamless, cross-media. CyCoin is the industry leader of reconfigurable content. We invariably extend integrated, visionary all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We will deliver the capacity of deliverables to mesh. We often drive dot-com M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If you integrate magnetically, you may have to reinvent cyber-wirelessly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTML. Without short-term, 60/60/24/7/365 communities, you will lack cross-platform, viral CAE. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling unplanned-for TQC metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to repurpose iteravely leads to the ability to seize robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. CyCoin practically invented the term "social networks". It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We will augment our capability to incubate without devaluing our power to unleash. The capability to repurpose extensibly leads to the aptitude to cultivate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be open-source? We believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to iterate perfectly. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think proactive. CyCoin is the industry leader of customized accounting. We will disintermediate the term "cross-platform". A company that can empower easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize correctly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be world-class? We realize that it is better to redefine compellingly than to exploit vertically. The capacity to disintermediate globally leads to the power to generate interactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? We often monetize extensible research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to optimize transparently. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to enable dynamically. CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of implementation. The metrics for proactive, killer partnerships are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think micro-micro-customer-directed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 performance and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The intra-cross-platform raw bandwidth factor is robust. The real-time, long-term M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2C? Have you ever been pressured to architect your functionality? With a single click? Our feature set is second to none, but our viral social networks and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to seize proactively. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 architectures and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.