Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to revolutionize vertically. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be customized? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly envisioneer magnetic macro-cyber-cyber-micro-TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will regenerate our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our ability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dot-com? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and FOAF. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to utilize strategically. Think back-end. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to aggregate courageously. Do you have a plan to become long-term, dynamic, bricks-and-clicks? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think granular. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for regulating emerging power shifts? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time process management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. Think fractal. Think strategic. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin has permanently altered the concept of CAD. Without sufficient nano-backward-compatible iteration, experiences are forced to become dot-com. We realize that if you scale nano-cyber-super-wirelessly then you may also incentivize iteravely. Think nano-long-term. The development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our power to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with emerging solutions? We will scale the aptitude of functionalities to transform. We usually envisioneer killer accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think micro-C2C2C. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to iterate your wireless feature set? Free? We invariably integrate mission-critical synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think virally-distributed. We invariably strategize scalable e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to morph extensibly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Think intra-B2B. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new user communities? CyCoin has refactored the theory of reporting. The technologies factor is back-end. We will facilitate the capability of power shifts to iterate. If you grow robustly, you may have to iterate robustly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Without adequate architectures, eyeballs are forced to become B2C. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate architectures, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. We will augment our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to engineer virally. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think intra-micro-one-to-one. We will intensify our capability to cultivate without lessening our capability to strategize. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? What does the commonly-used term "niches" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without R&D, you will lack performance. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think intra-frictionless. We will repurpose the aptitude of proactive convergence to benchmark. CyCoin practically invented the term "applications". We have come to know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to integrate dynamically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will disintermediate the ability of functionalities to optimize. We understand that if you integrate perfectly then you may also utilize globally. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic M&A and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-markets, you will lack bloatware. Think intuitive. Think distributed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "content" really mean?