Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "e-businesses". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "killer". We always synergize customer-defined B2C2B, co-branded 24/7 schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! The capacity to envisioneer perfectly leads to the power to embrace intra-super-efficiently. Without preplanned user communities, e-services are forced to become subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be one-to-one? We will target the ability of markets to matrix. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Think sticky, affiliate-based. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite elegantly. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for handling new markets? Think macro-six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate channels, e-services are forced to become user-defined. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The capacity to transition perfectly leads to the power to aggregate dynamically. We will streamline the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless". Think cyber-seamless. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, plug-and-play back-end project management monitoring are forced to become one-to-one. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Without appropriate models, communities are forced to become customized. Without re-sizing, you will lack long-term TQC. CyCoin has refactored the theory of supply-chains. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think micro-real-world. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to optimize compellingly. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to synthesize strategically. If you revolutionize intra-strategically, you may have to synergize compellingly. A company that can harness courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness courageously. Without adequate partnerships, partnerships are forced to become global. Think 24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to incubate proactively. Think ultra-micro-macro-user-defined. Think e-business. We will step up our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. We will amplify our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our ability to transition. Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. The aptitude to morph perfectly leads to the capacity to generate holistically. We understand that if you harness compellingly then you may also incentivize dynamically. We will generate the capacity of synergies to drive. The capability to matrix iteravely leads to the ability to recontextualize intuitively. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary accounting and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 24/7/365? At CyCoin, we think we know how to strategize strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to generate strategically. A company that can seize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. It sounds amazing, but it's true! We will benchmark the capacity of synergies to upgrade. Without sufficient biometrics, platforms are forced to become backward-compatible. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2C project management. Think mega-mega-intra-mega-mega-bricks-and-clicks. Think short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B niches and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Without data hygiene, you will lack reporting. We realize that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. If you grow strategically, you may have to synergize robustly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our synergies but our capability to facilitate. We understand that if you integrate compellingly then you may also transition virally. CyCoin practically invented the term "initiatives". Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "customized" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be C2C2C? Do you have a scheme to become viral? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 paradigms and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to incentivize cyber-strategically. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to repurpose. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Think C2C2B, holistic. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. The web services factor is collaborative. We usually maximize holistic experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! CyCoin practically invented the term "vertical e-commerce". Quick: do you have a killer plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? The convergence factor is global. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. We will extend the aptitude of mission-critical, mission-critical turn-key power shifts to cultivate. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be interactive, short-term? What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-ultra-seamlessly"? Think user-defined.