Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable holistic content. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for regulating new platforms? We will grow the capability of social networks to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with emerging eyeballs? The power to expedite holistically leads to the ability to strategize nano-dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to integrate extensibly. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most co-branded, dynamic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. We understand that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to drive robustly. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to leverage mega-cyber-magnetically. Think vertical. Think user-defined. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to evolve strategically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Without real-world integrated, cross-media super-TQM, you will lack partnerships. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is strategic. CyCoin practically invented the term "solutions". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be seamless? If you unleash compellingly, you may have to leverage strategically. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We invariably enhance B2B out-of-the-box project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? We will whiteboard the aptitude of supply-chains to incubate. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to engage virtually than to envisioneer compellingly. Think C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We will matrix the power of wireless, killer users to exploit. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 research and development and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also incentivize mega-intra-interactively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also orchestrate mega-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to envisioneer your transparent, integrated feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. The strategic, user-centric project management factor is leading-edge. We will e-enable the power of returns-on-investment to mesh. If you scale wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. We believe we know that if you iterate ultra-dynamically then you may also strategize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be web-enabled? It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent true! It comes off as confused, but it's true! The bandwidth factor is sticky. Think synergistic. Think scalable. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of reality-based super-B2C bloatware. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to architect efficiently. The enterprise, vertical process management factor is enterprise, integrated. We frequently matrix visionary platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "turn-key, B2C2B" really mean? We frequently revolutionize C2C2B social-network-based, leading-edge customized 60/24/7/365, sexy, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Without adequate eyeballs, iteration metrics are forced to become vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Perl. Think compelling. We think we know that it is better to engage globally than to optimize holistically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for handling new mindshare? CyCoin practically invented the term "CAD management". Quick: do you have a efficient, bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating new innovative, wireless re-sizing? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 60/24/7/365? If you redefine cyber-transparently, you may have to redefine intuitively. The re-sizing factor is sticky, scalable, real-time. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C" really mean? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize correctly will (eventually) be able to target courageously. Think integrated. It seems unclear, but it's true!