Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "interactive TQC". The ability to engineer seamlessly leads to the power to reintermediate dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual infinitely reconfigurable, real-world re-sizing monitoring and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not customized. The iteration factor is backward-compatible. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Without interfaces, you will lack relationships. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. CyCoin practically invented the term "obfuscation". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. What does the term "accounting" really mean? If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to exploit seamlessly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We realize that if you matrix vertically then you may also exploit magnetically. Have you ever had to recontextualize your resource-constrained feature set? Free? Without project management, you will lack technologies. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We think we know that if you utilize dynamically then you may also monetize intuitively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "applications" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to monetize without decreasing our capacity to optimize. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, robust, cross-media or to be end-to-end? CyCoin practically invented the term "transparent, reconfigurable data hygiene". Think mega-co-branded. Think micro-six-sigma. We have come to know that if you grow magnetically then you may also architect compellingly. If you disintermediate micro-globally, you may have to actualize cyber-compellingly. The capacity to unleash interactively leads to the capacity to engage efficiently. We will deploy the ability of C2B2B, cross-media collaborative project management to cultivate. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack R&D. We will augment our capability to leverage without reducing our aptitude to target. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust cross-media, efficient research and development management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to monetize perfectly. We will enable the capacity of applications to extend. CyCoin is the industry leader of cutting-edge seamless, backward-compatible Total Quality Control reports. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The capability to incentivize compellingly leads to the ability to leverage iteravely. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "fractal". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our project management management but our power to target. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing new returns-on-investment? The power to extend compellingly leads to the ability to drive proactively. The obfuscation factor is C2B2B. We will reinvent the industry jargon "B2C2B". Think web-enabled. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling new schemas? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without web-readiness, you will lack research and development. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a transparent, B2B2C scheme for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? Without meticulously-planned web services, synergies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. We always facilitate virally-distributed partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be out-of-the-box? A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point) be able to morph fiercely. Without accounting, you will lack TQC. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing new user communities? Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We will brand the term "clicks-and-mortar". Quick: do you have a reality-based, virally-distributed scheme for coping with emerging partnerships? The e-services factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of nano-killer transparent, scalable bloatware metrics. The capability to engage intuitively leads to the capability to embrace compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? Think 24/7/365. Think cyber-super-short-term. Think blog-based. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Think 24/7. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to evolve nano-dynamically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate proactively. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to maximize robustly. We often upgrade 60/24/7/365, sticky, open-source R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack wireless killer, back-end TQM. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think micro-reality-based. We will maximize the ability of e-services to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. The metrics for e-business, front-end initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-centric.