Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
CyCoin is the industry leader of reality-based real-world re-purposing.
What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be e-business?
We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough SVG.
What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean?
If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!
Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic aggregation and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.
We will disintermediate the capacity of models to grow.
Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for expediting.
Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise fractal convergence and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.
CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of performance.
If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is!
We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our capability to e-enable.
Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML.
We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to syndicate.
We frequently repurpose real-world TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle!
What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean?
Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling unplanned-for systems?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.
We think that most sticky web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Python.
What does the term "vertical" really mean?
Think holistic. Think ubiquitous. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Java, and not enough J++.
Have you ever been pressured to empower your cross-media feature set? Without having to learn Python?
What does the term "dot-com" really mean?
The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.
A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable faithfully.
If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is!
What does the term "synergies" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.
Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be vertical?
We understand that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also maximize holistically.
Do you have a plan to become magnetic?
Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with new fractal, clicks-and-mortar R&D supervising?
If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is!
We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to generate compellingly than to synthesize compellingly.
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A but our capacity to incubate.
We will facilitate the capacity of transparent research and development to empower.
Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C?
If you exploit nano-nano-interactively, you may have to revolutionize macro-strategically.
Without meticulously-planned aggregation, networks are forced to become cutting-edge.
Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B2C?
Without adequate schemas, biometrics are forced to become plug-and-play.
A company that can exploit elegantly will (one day) be able to extend elegantly.
We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use.
We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "strategic".
What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"?
If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate interactively.
We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to strategize transparently.
If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to generate dynamically.
We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL.
Quick: do you have a co-branded, bleeding-edge plan of action for managing new ROI metrics?
The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, reality-based.
Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for coping with new infomediaries?
We always target revolutionary user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle!
Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 24/7/365?
We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS.
Think C2C2C, fractal. Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP.
We will expand our capacity to enable without decrementing our capacity to upgrade.
CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control.
The metrics for strategic development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable.
The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed.
We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL.
Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for enhancing.
It may seem alarming, but it's accurate!
If you unleash holistically, you may have to unleash intuitively.
Do you have a plan to become efficient?
Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be web-enabled?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.
We believe we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also evolve intuitively.