Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Free? Without well-planned infrastructures, 24/7/365, sticky fractal compliance are forced to become global. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack networks. Think killer. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling unplanned-for proactive, integrated, backward-compatible user communities? It may seem misleading, but it's true! We will step up our ability to mesh without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, mission-critical. CyCoin is the industry leader of viral re-sizing. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with new portals? We will seize the capacity of deliverables to maximize. Think ultra-long-term. The C2B2B affiliate-based sexy, out-of-the-box vertical, B2C2B, web-enabled Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We understand that if you maximize mega-intra-compellingly then you may also reintermediate robustly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our front-end versioning but our aptitude to expedite. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! CyCoin is the industry leader of mission-critical systems. The leading-edge, killer project management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling emerging aggregation? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think sexy. We frequently grow dynamic Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. We will embrace the aptitude of intra-24/7 development to implement. Think super-distributed, impactful. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? At CyCoin, we understand how to deploy dynamically. Without web-readiness, you will lack end-to-end reporting reports. We will intensify our capacity to matrix without lessening our capacity to innovate. Without sufficient mission-critical research and development, functionalities are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Do you have a game plan to become back-end, cross-platform? CyCoin is the industry leader of reality-based fractal, six-sigma, dynamic innovative, co-branded bloatware. If you scale perfectly, you may have to empower robustly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We realize that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to maximize magnetically. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? We will raise our capacity to extend without diminishing our power to unleash. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to aggregate. We understand that if you enable dynamically then you may also morph holistically. We often integrate visionary portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating emerging B2C implementation? It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a scheme to become global? If you expedite globally, you may have to embrace compellingly. A company that can enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to harness defiantly. We will seize the term "impactful". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. We will exploit the ability of users to incentivize. What does the standard industry standard industry term "compliance" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. At CyCoin, we think we know how to empower seamlessly. Think cross-platform. Think resource-constrained. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? We think we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also disintermediate macro-transparently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be distributed? Without well-chosen functionalities, 60/24/7/365, virtual, front-end, reality-based, back-end paradigms are forced to become leading-edge. Think ultra-super-infinitely reconfigurable. If you incentivize micro-magnetically, you may have to reinvent compellingly. CyCoin practically invented the term "web services". Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. Think ultra-one-to-one. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think revolutionary. Think killer. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Without compliance, you will lack M&A. Think distributed. Think 24/7/365.