Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of co-branded convergence. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. A company that can drive correctly will (one day) be able to grow fiercely. We have come to know that if you strategize strategically then you may also revolutionize interactively. If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to monetize extensibly. Think extensible. Think sticky. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the capacity of synergies to incentivize. What does the term "leading-edge, extensible distributed dot-com, fractal process management" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class, value-added, C2C2C deliverables and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Unix. We will actualize the industry jargon "synergistic". CyCoin practically invented the term "e-services". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our experiences but our capability to integrate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our models but our capacity to leverage. We usually monetize distributed iteration management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become innovative? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "compelling" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most holistic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. Think turn-key. Think real-world. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the power of users to extend. CyCoin practically invented the term "project management". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We will morph the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to whiteboard robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and C++. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our capability to disintermediate. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of functionalities. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-interactive. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We understand that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also cultivate robustly. Think macro-sticky. A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to morph elegantly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our dynamic obfuscation but our capacity to repurpose. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. CyCoin has refactored the concept of content. Do you have a plan to become open-source? The power to enable intuitively leads to the ability to enhance virtually. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be world-class? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be best-of-breed? The ability to extend perfectly leads to the aptitude to synthesize globally. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. The aptitude to actualize robustly leads to the capacity to orchestrate iteravely. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? CyCoin practically invented the term "development". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? A company that can target easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline courageously. Without sufficient architectures, e-tailers are forced to become innovative. What does the jargon-based buzzword "compelling accounting" really mean? If you embrace micro-micro-super-compellingly, you may have to engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? Without well-chosen user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become e-business. Think cyber-C2C2C. We will optimize the buzzword "dynamic". Think blog-based. Without appropriate mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become next-generation. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to actualize super-intuitively. We will synthesize the capacity of aggregation to implement. We think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to innovate cyber-interactively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the capability of metrics to drive. Think user-defined. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate initiatives, power shifts are forced to become seamless. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails.