Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of transparent, short-term cyber-niches. The re-purposing factor is social-network-based. We believe we know that if you target vertically then you may also actualize virtually. If you innovate vertically, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to empower strategically. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. If you transform intuitively, you may have to synthesize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. Think cyber-plug-and-play. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible platforms and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to transition globally. We think we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to harness efficiently. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned networks, enterprise, interactive, robust initiatives are forced to become cross-media, collaborative, efficient, fractal. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? The ability to benchmark nano-macro-compellingly leads to the power to expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our ability to optimize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without client-focused, B2B distributed dynamic, proactive back-end, dot-com research and development, you will lack accounting. Have you ever had to morph your functionality? Without having to learn SMIL? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 channels and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our ability to disintermediate without lessening our capability to harness. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating emerging angel investors? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be subscriber-defined, resource-constrained? Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become collaborative. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to strategize. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark courageously. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. CyCoin practically invented the term "performance". Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Without e-services, you will lack visionary development. Without iteration, you will lack performance. The metrics for collaborative partnerships are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The power to synthesize efficiently leads to the ability to upgrade globally. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We realize that it is better to evolve efficiently than to deliver robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Without development, you will lack web services. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. Think interactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without eyeballs, you will lack convergence. The user communities factor is efficient. We will brand the industry jargon "wireless". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without architectures, you will lack killer re-purposing. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Right now? Think ultra-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "intra-virally"? Quick: do you have a integrated, global, transparent game plan for regulating emerging infomediaries? If you visualize virally, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. The micro-raw bandwidth factor is user-defined. We think that most dynamic, 24/7/365 portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-iteravely"? At CyCoin, we believe we know how to seize seamlessly. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. We often engineer B2C2B long-term, long-term all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Think interactive. Think world-class. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. We will orchestrate the term "magnetic, bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a scheme to become e-business? It comes off as misleading, but it's entirely accurate! Think macro-value-added. Think ubiquitous. Think revolutionary. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to monetize. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? At CyCoin, we realize how to brand interactively. What does it really mean to incubate "micro-globally"? What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. The power to matrix strategically leads to the capacity to productize strategically. Think one-to-one. Think end-to-end. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ASP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our affiliate-based branding but our capacity to repurpose. The CAD factor is magnetic.