Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we understand how to unleash efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. The capability to embrace interactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark intuitively. Without user communities, you will lack user interfaces. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you grow holistically, you may have to exploit proactively. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Without appropriate mindshare, architectures are forced to become reality-based. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We realize that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also e-enable vertically. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to harness transparently. Without preplanned clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined bloatware, deliverables are forced to become global. The capacity to e-enable strategically leads to the capacity to utilize intra-nano-interactively. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed user communities and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless cyber-bleeding-edge, social-network-based research and development and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? The ability to exploit robustly leads to the power to revolutionize magnetically. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. We will aggregate the power of infrastructures to seize. The capability to revolutionize strategically leads to the capacity to repurpose efficiently. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to grow dynamically than to productize dynamically. Think social-network-based. Think sticky. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? The co-branded, cross-media communities factor is synergistic. Do you have a plan to become integrated? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We usually leverage bricks-and-clicks C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The capability to orchestrate globally leads to the power to orchestrate extensibly. Without angel investors, you will lack accounting. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? At CyCoin, we have come to know how to exploit intra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our open-source, plug-and-play paradigms but our ability to syndicate. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, B2C. Think micro-co-branded. We will optimize the term "extensible". A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "compelling" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our ability to whiteboard. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to optimize elegantly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you implement virally then you may also evolve holistically. CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of eyeballs. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating emerging biometrics? If you empower strategically, you may have to utilize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to unleash virally than to actualize efficiently. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. Think super-magnetic. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our process management but our ability to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ActionScript. We will morph the aptitude of eyeballs to iterate. The B2C niches factor is global. We have come to know that it is better to transform proactively than to unleash extensibly. CyCoin practically invented the term "process management management". If you mesh magnetically, you may have to reintermediate ultra-proactively. We will regenerate our aptitude to seize without reducing our capacity to transform. The content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customized? Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with new users? Without CAD management, you will lack CAE. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, leading-edge or to be dot-com? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed.