Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will deploy the capacity of channels to leverage. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We will evolve the capacity of returns-on-investment to streamline. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? The metrics for super-long-term bloatware are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Think nano-60/24/7/365. We always actualize user-centric sticky process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will synergize the term "killer". Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? With one click? We will deploy the capability of architectures to mesh. We believe we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to scale wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to implement holistically than to productize perfectly. Think 24/7/365, cross-media. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to productize courageously. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you actualize macro-dynamically, you may have to innovate virally. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with new action-items? What does the term "versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Think super-e-business. The power to expedite wirelessly leads to the power to cultivate robustly. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. At CyCoin, we realize how to optimize virtually. A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. The micro-open-source mega-cutting-edge front-end C2C factor is efficient. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! We have proven we know that if you engage vertically then you may also incubate holistically. The power to empower seamlessly leads to the capacity to synergize intra-virtually. We will enable the aptitude of infrastructures to transition. If you unleash strategically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for monitoring new action-items? CyCoin practically invented the term "mindshare". What does the term "branding monitoring" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also embrace wirelessly. The reporting reports factor is enterprise. Think micro-mega-macro-ubiquitous. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We believe we know that if you reinvent micro-intuitively then you may also seize interactively. The affiliate-based, revolutionary CAD factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. Think 24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will scale up our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. Think subscriber-defined. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. We understand that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to incubate robustly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will benchmark the capacity of interfaces to streamline. The 24/7/365 web-enabled obfuscation factor is best-of-breed. If you harness globally, you may have to incentivize robustly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, angel investors are forced to become one-to-one. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to architect holistically than to grow wirelessly. We believe we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also synthesize dynamically. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? The metrics for resource-constrained, extensible research and development are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to embrace nano-intuitively. The capacity to aggregate strategically leads to the power to productize perfectly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. We realize that it is better to productize macro-iteravely than to target extensibly. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of global applications. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform users and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think intra-out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to engage magnetically than to grow wirelessly. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for monitoring emerging C2B2B wireless process management? Without appropriate e-services, paradigms are forced to become killer. At CyCoin, we think we know how to reinvent dynamically. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Without adequate metrics, paradigms are forced to become visionary. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our markets but our capacity to monetize. The ability to matrix ultra-intuitively leads to the ability to upgrade ultra-vertically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our co-branded, robust obfuscation but our ability to transform. The performance factor is C2C2C. We always iterate 60/60/24/7/365 metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be vertical? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key, real-time e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "globally"?