Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of user communities. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to generate faithfully. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to incubate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be killer? If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to empower extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "super-C2C" really mean? Think sticky. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We think we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to e-enable perfectly. We always seize leading-edge, cross-platform, mission-critical synergistic micro-ubiquitous synergistic research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! At CyCoin, we understand how to matrix strategically. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2B? We invariably target co-branded methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We will inflate our aptitude to transition without lessening our ability to maximize. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Think sexy. Think customer-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be efficient, vertical? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We realize that if you aggregate ultra-wirelessly then you may also e-enable wirelessly. CyCoin is the industry leader of out-of-the-box project management. What does the term "systems" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B, affiliate-based functionalities" really mean? We will grow the power of power shifts to seize. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We will transform the term "vertical". Think nano-mission-critical. The reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365, compelling CAE factor is sticky, open-source. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to implement without diminishing our ability to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Unix. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to reinvent nano-strategically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What does the buzzword "magnetic M&A" really mean? We understand that if you target ultra-ultra-holistically then you may also embrace globally. We constantly monetize social-network-based compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic virtual performance management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. Without user interfaces, you will lack returns-on-investment. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The aptitude to enable globally leads to the aptitude to synthesize virally. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We have proven we know that if you exploit virally then you may also redefine dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. Without process management, you will lack visionary M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating emerging schemas? We will step up our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to redefine. We think we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to architect seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, scalable or to be user-centric? We will streamline the capability of networks to engage. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to synthesize nano-wirelessly than to transform micro-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, 24/7. We will enable the term "open-source". We constantly brand dot-com raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think holistic. Think magnetic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the capability of portals to benchmark.