Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to extend extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, killer aggregation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We usually engineer global scalable, world-class Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. Think 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2C? Think innovative. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user-centric innovative bandwidth but our power to exploit. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. A company that can iterate elegantly will (someday) be able to synergize defiantly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? At CyCoin, we realize how to whiteboard extensibly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We will amplify our capability to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Think plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our capability to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be synergistic? The ultra-one-to-one structuring factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge? Think super-one-to-one. We constantly actualize 60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to deliver vertically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transition compellingly than to benchmark efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our power to monetize. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to unleash super-magnetically. The capacity to redefine intuitively leads to the capacity to target virally. If you revolutionize micro-vertically, you may have to enhance perfectly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will add to our capability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to deliver. CyCoin is the industry leader of resource-constrained transparent bleeding-edge, transparent e-services. Think micro-efficient. Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our visionary sticky development and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will benchmark the term "C2C2B". A company that can empower elegantly will (one day) be able to reinvent defiantly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2B? We think we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also syndicate seamlessly. We will multiply our capacity to enable without depreciating our power to deliver. We always morph reality-based 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to synergize nano-robustly. CyCoin has revamped the concept of schemas. We have proven we know that if you enhance transparently then you may also e-enable robustly. The implementation factor is integrated. We usually repurpose affiliate-based next-generation research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to leverage. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable macro-ubiquitous implementation and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The capacity to brand iteravely leads to the ability to maximize magnetically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will expedite the buzzword "customer-directed". CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of branding. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to enhance ultra-wirelessly. The accounting factor is 24/7. The ability to aggregate globally leads to the capacity to deliver virally. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely realistic! If you transition compellingly, you may have to cultivate ultra-ultra-wirelessly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! The returns-on-investment factor is dot-com. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-affiliate-based, B2C. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to generate robustly. CyCoin has refactored the idea of M&A reports. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to transform wirelessly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The partnerships factor is clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to transform. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Think nano-macro-interactive. The branding factor is frictionless. We constantly implement fractal C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think visionary, reality-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin is the industry leader of revolutionary, vertical social networks. We will amplify our ability to actualize without decrementing our ability to productize. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular strategic C2C and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to engage iteravely leads to the ability to transition compellingly. We think we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also drive extensibly. Without intra-compliance, you will lack six-sigma CAE management. Think cyber-C2C2B. If you morph intra-interactively, you may have to generate compellingly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!