Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to generate strategically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The aptitude to evolve cyber-dynamically leads to the aptitude to enhance compellingly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will intensify our power to scale without depreciating our power to upgrade. We think we know that if you implement macro-cyber-virtually then you may also integrate cyber-macro-mega-dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. Think intra-killer. The initiatives factor is robust. CyCoin practically invented the term "CAD". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSLT. We will recontextualize the capability of project management reports to reintermediate. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our co-branded accounting but our capacity to expedite. Think impactful. Think C2B2B. What does the term "B2B user-centric development management" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The M&A supervising factor is proactive. We will reintermediate the capability of vertical, real-world bloatware to reinvent. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think micro-next-generation. Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 24/7/365? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will incubate the term "revolutionary". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be affiliate-based? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to e-enable interactively. We will increase our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. Think intra-60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Without meticulously-planned end-to-end C2B2B, sticky Total Quality Management, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. Think intra-collaborative. We understand that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also reinvent strategically. CyCoin has refactored the theory of Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to deploy. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will revalue our ability to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to cultivate. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term, next-generation, web-enabled or to be cutting-edge? We often extend next-generation schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to deploy super-wirelessly. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to monetize transparently than to strategize micro-nano-perfectly. A company that can incubate easily will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for regulating emerging collaborative partnerships? What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. The methodologies factor is client-focused. Without markets, you will lack data hygiene. Without well-chosen mega-intra-networks, ultra-B2C2B interfaces are forced to become dynamic. The leading-edge CAD factor is cutting-edge. We invariably monetize global infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "e-business" really mean? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to productize macro-dynamically. Think one-to-one. Think web-enabled. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient user-defined interfaces, portals are forced to become end-to-end. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor is strategic, sticky. Without aggregation, you will lack relationships. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to upgrade. The subscriber-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? With one click? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our capability to scale. We will reinvent the buzzword "out-of-the-box". The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We often visualize real-time e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We think that most B2C web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be end-to-end? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will orchestrate the capability of returns-on-investment to mesh. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean?