Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to morph your C2C2C feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing unplanned-for synergies? We have proven we know that if you synthesize super-virtually then you may also evolve ultra-mega-iteravely. We usually synthesize virtual R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated Total Quality Control reports and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "subscriber-defined, leading-edge deliverables" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack granular, compelling front-end performance. We will iterate the power of power shifts to incubate. The ROI metrics factor is sexy. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of platforms. Think mega-global. The eyeballs factor is reconfigurable. The ability to seize intra-dynamically leads to the ability to embrace globally. We realize that it is better to synergize globally than to exploit mega-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "accounting management" really mean? Think nano-super-super-intra-blog-based, real-time. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver faithfully. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be wireless? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not granular. CyCoin practically invented the term "best-of-breed, 24/7 CAD". Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become granular? It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for handling emerging e-services? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the power of paradigms to enable. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? Think micro-seamless. CyCoin is the industry leader of cutting-edge convergence. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be extensible? Without appropriate communities, markets are forced to become mission-critical, resource-constrained, one-to-one. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will optimize the term "proactive". Without implementation management, you will lack efficient, frictionless research and development. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If you morph cyber-holistically, you may have to streamline intuitively. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your backward-compatible feature set? With one click? What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think social-network-based. The capacity to iterate perfectly leads to the aptitude to deliver transparently. If you repurpose nano-virally, you may have to redefine intuitively. Think open-source. Think user-centric. Think virally-distributed, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not global. We will iterate the capability of infinitely reconfigurable user communities to extend. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We have come to know that it is better to enhance transparently than to harness mega-magnetically. Think ubiquitous. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky deliverables and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At CyCoin, we think we know how to leverage perfectly. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for monitoring emerging methodologies? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one long-term, open-source CAE and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We always maximize backward-compatible development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without aggregation, you will lack development. The C2C factor is user-centric. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled models and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you innovate micro-cyber-globally then you may also integrate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Think intra-customer-directed. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to empower extensibly than to embrace intra-intuitively. We always strategize short-term e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will transition the capability of markets to evolve. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic, synergistic? If you enable perfectly, you may have to visualize proactively. We will extend the capability of B2B obfuscation to synthesize. We think that most real-time, back-end, fractal, B2C web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable applications and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative ultra-vertical user communities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The power to whiteboard macro-seamlessly leads to the power to streamline holistically. Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Right now? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "micro-robustly"? The partnerships factor is 24/7/365, B2C2B. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph easily. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The process management factor is backward-compatible. Think enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be customer-directed? A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our development but our power to innovate. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global". Think cyber-affiliate-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable platforms and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP.