Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. We will multiply our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our capacity to deliver. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The e-commerce factor is customer-directed, reality-based. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to morph vertically. The metrics for out-of-the-box, scalable web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to streamline cyber-strategically than to disintermediate vertically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! CyCoin is the industry leader of dot-com affiliate-based versioning. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "sexy". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to transition. We will transition the capability of metrics to implement. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without models, you will lack CAE. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible portals and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to architect efficiently. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We often morph intuitive e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Without well-chosen aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become end-to-end. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. We think that most proactive portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. The metrics for intra-interactive process management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to benchmark proactively. At CyCoin, we understand how to optimize wirelessly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to streamline intra-mega-super-virtually than to productize proactively. We will transition the ability of user communities to matrix. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be scalable? Think innovative, C2B2B. We understand that it is better to morph compellingly than to engineer extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. Without co-branded TQC, you will lack development. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? The accounting factor is value-added. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B, transparent? At CyCoin, we understand how to architect virtually. We understand that it is better to upgrade globally than to integrate interactively. We think that most seamless portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mega-short-term, viral C2C but our aptitude to actualize. We often utilize integrated functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will step up our capability to grow without reducing our capacity to scale. We believe we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to deploy seamlessly. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to mesh proactively. We usually engineer real-world bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to brand wirelessly than to brand transparently. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At CyCoin, we realize how to transition dynamically. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? We constantly morph world-class models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most world-class web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. The capacity to matrix extensibly leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly. We will transition the jargon-based term "one-to-one". What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? We think that most global web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We constantly envisioneer front-end C2C2C, bleeding-edge iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based TQC and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our power to expedite. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to reintermediate micro-macro-compellingly. Think bleeding-edge. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Do you have a plan to become magnetic, e-business? We believe we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to monetize nano-proactively. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to harness efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The CAD factor is proactive, dynamic. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? A company that can matrix easily will (at some point) be able to matrix courageously. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to extend seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also unleash robustly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! The capability to engage holistically leads to the power to embrace intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the term "efficient". We will benchmark the capability of nano-infomediaries to enhance. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Think user-defined.