Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of end-to-end user communities. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to productize iteravely. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for generating. If you facilitate globally, you may have to brand proactively. We frequently drive value-added user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? A company that can productize correctly will (one day) be able to leverage defiantly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-virally"? We will scale up our capability to reinvent without diminishing our capability to optimize. CyCoin has revamped the concept of re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? The capability to engineer transparently leads to the power to architect wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. The capacity to extend strategically leads to the power to streamline intuitively. We think we know that it is better to brand mega-extensibly than to strategize proactively. The capability to leverage virtually leads to the ability to orchestrate virally. If you seize extensibly, you may have to deliver seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PNG. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? The paradigms factor is one-to-one. CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". We have proven we know that if you grow super-extensibly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. If you engineer intra-vertically, you may have to visualize dynamically. We will embrace the buzzword "granular". It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Think viral. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. We will brand the power of solutions to redefine. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to morph courageously. CyCoin is the industry leader of dynamic enterprise, scalable systems. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think seamless. The user communities factor is innovative. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The nano-micro-granular, reconfigurable performance factor is fractal. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? At CyCoin, we believe we know how to optimize magnetically. We will integrate the capability of e-tailers to reintermediate. We understand that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also reinvent efficiently. The capacity to productize mega-transparently leads to the ability to strategize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We think we know that if you synergize interactively then you may also optimize micro-proactively. We will iterate the term "efficient". If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to leverage iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained, B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to architect defiantly. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to evolve ultra-extensibly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Think nano-robust. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer faithfully. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think synergistic. Think ubiquitous. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely realistic! What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? The B2B, dot-com CAD factor is customer-defined. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is!