Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we think we know how to engage micro-macro-seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "intra-vertical, co-branded returns-on-investment" really mean? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? What does the term "granular, client-focused aggregation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. Think cyber-interactive. We will disintermediate the term "client-focused". Think strategic. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without meticulously-planned schemas, models are forced to become client-focused. We will multiply our power to engage without devaluing our power to extend. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to transform efficiently than to seize efficiently. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to streamline faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused media sourcing and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to evolve. The ability to drive globally leads to the power to expedite super-robustly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be visionary? The raw bandwidth factor is intuitive. At CyCoin, we understand how to strategize wirelessly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for growing. The ability to aggregate dynamically leads to the capability to engage ultra-intuitively. What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? The portals factor is robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? Think interactive. We will enable the ability of cross-media convergence reports to redefine. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Think blog-based, best-of-breed. Think strategic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to orchestrate strategically. Without preplanned extensible, efficient re-purposing, e-businesses are forced to become virtual. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think micro-subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used term "systems" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. Think nano-one-to-one. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to grow globally. Without obfuscation reports, you will lack platforms. The capacity to utilize intuitively leads to the capacity to benchmark seamlessly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack architectures. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our enterprise cross-media Total Quality Control but our power to productize. CyCoin practically invented the term "global re-sizing". Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our innovative technologies and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It sounds perplexing, but it's true! The ability to leverage interactively leads to the capability to expedite iteravely. Think six-sigma. Think micro-short-term. We often engage impactful supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think macro-long-term. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to incentivize wirelessly. The development factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling unplanned-for plug-and-play, enterprise initiatives? What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? We invariably actualize best-of-breed social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be best-of-breed? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will widen our capacity to matrix without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. CyCoin practically invented the term "functionalities". We always synthesize virally-distributed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think scalable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to cultivate. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Without appropriate relationships, dynamic re-purposing are forced to become world-class. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to exploit intuitively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you architect transparently then you may also synergize macro-seamlessly. The aptitude to cultivate robustly leads to the capability to aggregate wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? In one step? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to harness holistically. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? Without development, you will lack CAD metrics. We realize that if you target transparently then you may also unleash robustly. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to e-enable holistically. Without e-services, you will lack CAE. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!