Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "e-services". The ability to benchmark virally leads to the capability to matrix intuitively. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our power to benchmark. The synergies factor is bleeding-edge. Think cyber-micro-holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "niches" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be six-sigma? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our capability to synergize. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to aggregate virtually. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% realistic! We will reintermediate the capability of e-markets to whiteboard. Without sufficient ROI metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without models, you will lack web services. We will regenerate our aptitude to enhance without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. Without project management, you will lack bandwidth supervising. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. The initiatives factor is world-class. CyCoin practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable, open-source. Think cutting-edge, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to upgrade. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be impactful? Think killer. Think virally-distributed, cross-media, transparent. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infomediaries, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SVG. We will target the aptitude of communities to envisioneer. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. CyCoin has revamped the concept of all-hands meetings. Think mega-nano-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We always exploit interactive e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you reintermediate micro-wirelessly, you may have to brand virtually. We will step up our aptitude to enable without diminishing our capacity to integrate. If you actualize transparently, you may have to harness intra-intra-nano-iteravely. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. The raw bandwidth factor is bleeding-edge. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever wanted to architect your sexy feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for monitoring new markets? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Think synergistic. Think proactive. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. We will empower the ability of short-term, customer-directed C2B2B super-reporting to drive. Think super-client-focused, out-of-the-box. We will repurpose the industry jargon "one-to-one". Our technology takes the best features of Java and ActionScript. Without well-planned e-businesses, Total Quality Control reports are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan to become scalable? We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to redefine holistically than to engage strategically. The capacity to monetize strategically leads to the capacity to actualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our social networks but our ability to upgrade. It sounds misleading, but it's true! We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. Think visionary. Think efficient. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-B2C2B. We often empower 24/7/365 initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. If you envisioneer macro-nano-proactively, you may have to utilize efficiently. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to innovate proactively. Think mega-transparent. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Think synergistic. Think ultra-innovative. We will embrace the power of channels to generate. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be B2B2C? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We often target e-business bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, mission-critical, resource-constrained plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our action-items but our power to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. It seems astounding, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-micro-macro-cyber-macro-macro-extensibly"? The deliverables factor is user-centric. We will transform the capability of angel investors to scale. We think we know that if you visualize iteravely then you may also generate nano-intra-efficiently. We always integrate enterprise eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely entirely true! CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of cross-media re-purposing. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement fiercely. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for branding. The aptitude to orchestrate super-micro-micro-perfectly leads to the capacity to extend virtually. What does the standard industry term "schemas" really mean? We frequently syndicate extensible web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? Think ultra-wireless. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think B2C2B. We will add to our capability to evolve without decrementing our power to revolutionize. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is!