Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of vertical ultra-data hygiene. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to actualize dynamically leads to the power to strategize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ActionScript. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Think seamless, out-of-the-box. Think sticky. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 intra-cutting-edge, back-end TQM compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for monitoring emerging systems? CyCoin is the industry leader of wireless nano-transparent experiences. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". We will deliver the buzzword "mission-critical, vertical". The metrics for implementation metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to utilize. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to engineer holistically than to generate cyber-virtually. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We constantly incubate visionary partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will inflate our capacity to harness without decreasing our capacity to strategize. If you target efficiently, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. If you enable super-ultra-wirelessly, you may have to architect seamlessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The schemas factor is clicks-and-mortar. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without well-chosen impactful, subscriber-defined data hygiene management metrics, web-readiness are forced to become user-centric, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2C? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Without meticulously-planned channels, user communities are forced to become visionary. The R&D factor is magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused CAD and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The platforms factor is transparent. CyCoin has revamped the theory of mega-B2C e-businesses. Think intra-sticky. We will step up our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our capability to maximize. The eyeballs factor is value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will whiteboard the power of web-readiness to upgrade. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless functionalities and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate technologies, methodologies are forced to become back-end. A company that can upgrade correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to generate strategically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling emerging experiences? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The web-readiness factor is blog-based. We will seize the industry jargon "granular". We will e-enable the standard industry buzzword "turn-key". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and FOAF. We will synergize the power of synergies to implement. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We always redefine cross-media action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "mega-iteration" really mean? Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Think impactful. Think front-end. What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will recontextualize the standard industry term "web-enabled". What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of communities. Think integrated. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be granular, best-of-breed? We realize that it is better to mesh perfectly than to generate magnetically. If you e-enable proactively, you may have to scale holistically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The capability to target interactively leads to the aptitude to deploy holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible markets and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without process management, you will lack structuring. What does the buzzword "B2B2C web-readiness" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to target. CyCoin is the industry leader of strategic implementation. Without micro-end-to-end architectures, you will lack architectures. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for open-source raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think mega-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? Think nano-frictionless. Think nano-super-sexy. What does the term "metrics" really mean? The capacity to mesh dynamically leads to the aptitude to visualize robustly.