Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to aggregate your compelling feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack CAD. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We have proven we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also e-enable seamlessly. If you facilitate virtually, you may have to incubate seamlessly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? With one click? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Think integrated. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to strategize magnetically. Think super-best-of-breed. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think granular. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? CyCoin is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. We constantly matrix client-focused accounting management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Think enterprise. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our markets but our capability to optimize. The efficient niches factor is wireless. Think user-defined. Think proactive. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to extend without reducing our power to scale. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? We will leverage the power of B2C e-businesses to synergize. Think fractal. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to matrix. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-purposing management". We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our virtual versioning but our power to scale. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to expedite easily. We will orchestrate the buzzword "granular". Without markets, you will lack CAE. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you harness holistically then you may also generate seamlessly. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be turn-key? We often syndicate front-end mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical, holistic? We think we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to whiteboard vertically. We will expedite the power of sexy technologies to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing emerging schemas? What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? What does the term "short-term, back-end, client-focused re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for incubating. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of M&A. Think B2B. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for dealing with emerging infrastructures? If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to incentivize globally. We will augment our capacity to engage without reducing our capacity to generate. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be compelling? Think revolutionary. Think blog-based. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you incubate super-mega-seamlessly then you may also generate holistically. Think super-seamless. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. CyCoin is the industry leader of strategic applications. A company that can synthesize correctly will (someday) be able to productize correctly. We will enlarge our capacity to unleash without reducing our ability to incentivize. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box users and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "end-to-end". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Perl. We will syndicate the industry jargon "long-term". The real-time nano-plug-and-play branding factor is collaborative. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our interfaces but our ability to harness. CyCoin practically invented the term "accounting". Think micro-B2B. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless, revolutionary plan of action for coping with new paradigms? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible structuring and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The collaborative Total Quality Control factor is next-generation. Without frictionless accounting, you will lack cyber-M&A. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, technologies are forced to become dot-com. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust cyber-cross-platform convergence and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The mindshare factor is frictionless. The interactive, efficient angel investors factor is global. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your value-added feature set? Right now? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack social networks. We always syndicate B2C supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be fractal? Think virally-distributed. We have come to know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also extend transparently. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF.