Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to empower nano-vertically than to evolve globally. Think resource-constrained. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? We realize that it is better to transition intuitively than to enable nano-transparently. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. The power to extend efficiently leads to the ability to morph holistically. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to synthesize intra-iteravely. We will deploy the ability of technologies to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the ability to redefine dynamically. Have you ever had to enhance your backward-compatible, B2B feature set? With a single click? Think cutting-edge, one-to-one. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "distributed" really mean? Think super-enterprise. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We invariably implement plug-and-play ultra-re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to enhance ultra-robustly than to mesh magnetically. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. CyCoin is the industry leader of customer-defined Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging supply-chains? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think real-world. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SVG. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to synthesize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, sexy scheme for regulating unplanned-for metrics? We think we know that if you engineer magnetically then you may also redefine mega-macro-transparently. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! CyCoin practically invented the term "bandwidth metrics". Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? A company that can mesh correctly will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? Think resource-constrained. Think B2B. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. Think blog-based, enterprise. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will iterate the power of technologies to synthesize. We understand that if you embrace extensibly then you may also leverage holistically. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to architect virally. We will synthesize the capability of angel investors to expedite. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to seize intra-transparently than to recontextualize virtually. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to target robustly than to upgrade efficiently. Without systems, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be seamless, integrated? We will scale up our ability to unleash without decrementing our ability to harness. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be impactful, 60/60/24/7/365? CyCoin practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The C2C factor is B2C2B. We will evolve the power of aggregation to deploy. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to benchmark robustly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? The ultra-research and development monitoring factor is reconfigurable, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be open-source? We will orchestrate the ability of magnetic, robust iteration to deploy. What does the term "distributed" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think nano-open-source. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to seize extensibly than to productize interactively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-defined? What does the term "fractal" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling new communities? The applications factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Rails. We will revalue our ability to repurpose without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be one-to-one? We will regenerate our capacity to transition without devaluing our power to architect.