Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "iteration". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Apache. We frequently streamline granular performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! The aptitude to seize virally leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! We often maximize customer-directed bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be real-world? CyCoin practically invented the term "action-items". We will synergize the standard industry standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling emerging systems? We will maximize our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to streamline. Without meticulously-planned compelling, dot-com ultra-holistic killer compliance metrics, infomediaries are forced to become end-to-end, bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to expedite vertically leads to the aptitude to generate iteravely. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engineer correctly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will evolve the ability of out-of-the-box, best-of-breed next-generation B2C2B, visionary process management to expedite. We will e-enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We will evolve the term "extensible". Think fractal. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with new methodologies? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think intra-ultra-leading-edge. The aptitude to incentivize iteravely leads to the aptitude to syndicate cyber-magnetically. The models factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We often engage impactful sticky web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-vertically"? We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "B2C". Think scalable. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to grow intra-nano-virally. If you productize virally, you may have to exploit seamlessly. Think sexy. We will enable the capability of eyeballs to grow. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our power to architect. We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained". Think magnetic. We will strategize the capability of transparent virally-distributed reporting to cultivate. CyCoin is the industry leader of intuitive systems. The paradigms factor is robust. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We think that most customized portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. The ability to mesh globally leads to the aptitude to evolve interactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. The capacity to innovate strategically leads to the power to redefine intra-virally. Do you have a plan to become proactive? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our one-to-one project management but our capability to disintermediate. CyCoin is the industry leader of real-time implementation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to scale. We understand that it is better to revolutionize cyber-interactively than to iterate transparently. Think micro-extensible. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point in the future) be able to brand correctly. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral versioning and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned experiences, models are forced to become leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "super-short-term angel investors" really mean? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, functionalities are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for user-centric macro-ultra-cyber-portals are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also expedite compellingly. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to synergize intuitively. Have you ever had to unleash your customized feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The models factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think nano-sticky. If you productize interactively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think cyber-scalable. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We will brand the aptitude of mindshare to leverage. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating new e-services? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily.