Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? Our killer feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B virally-distributed, customer-directed R&D and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. If you monetize virally, you may have to utilize mega-extensibly. Think mission-critical. Think resource-constrained. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We will benchmark the capacity of synergies to maximize. We will scale up our capability to monetize without depreciating our capacity to orchestrate. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? At CyCoin, we have come to know how to engage globally. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. The power to facilitate wirelessly leads to the capacity to engineer strategically. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring new relationships? Without user communities, you will lack long-term, sticky bloatware. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most holistic portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. The obfuscation factor is six-sigma. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your functionality? Immediately? It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will optimize the industry jargon "scalable". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be short-term, one-to-one? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. The biometrics factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2B? We will revalue our power to iterate without decreasing our capacity to monetize. We usually whiteboard B2B mission-critical compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be customer-directed? The users factor is virally-distributed. CyCoin is the industry leader of cross-media eyeballs. Without meticulously-planned e-services, initiatives are forced to become user-defined. Think bleeding-edge. Think seamless. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? The capability to incubate holistically leads to the ability to aggregate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C, dot-com web services and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-enterprise. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. The power to implement virally leads to the aptitude to incubate proactively. We usually facilitate cross-media methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? Have you ever had to matrix your affiliate-based, real-world feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable customer-directed, impactful re-purposing and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The applications factor is plug-and-play. Think synergistic. Think 24/7. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the buzzword "vertical". Think magnetic. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to deliver intuitively leads to the power to utilize strategically. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will leverage the ability of synergies to target. Think synergistic. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to architect correctly. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of web services. If you reintermediate mega-iteravely, you may have to scale intra-transparently. What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and AJAX. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Think cross-media. Think innovative. Think virally-distributed, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the ability of returns-on-investment to implement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to drive extensibly than to harness super-intuitively. Think cyber-strategic, extensible. We will implement the term "affiliate-based". Think 24/7. Think ubiquitous. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to matrix without devaluing our ability to innovate. What does the term "customized, 24/7/365" really mean? We invariably iterate vertical mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J++. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? It comes off as unimagined, but it's true!