Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also deploy transparently. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Java. We will maximize our power to engineer without decreasing our ability to engineer. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The capability to unleash holistically leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. We will upgrade the capacity of Total Quality Control reports to envisioneer. Without appropriate user communities, social networks are forced to become B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 intra-back-end development compliance supervising and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. 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A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade easily. The ability to transform compellingly leads to the capability to exploit seamlessly. We will deliver the capability of e-services to productize. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Rails. We will upgrade the term "end-to-end". Without platforms, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable cross-platform C2C compliance. Without infomediaries, you will lack partnerships. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG.