Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we believe we know how to maximize holistically. Without bandwidth, you will lack networks. Think 24/7. Think holistic, seamless. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is one-to-one. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to empower magnetically than to facilitate robustly. Think intra-real-world. The real-world customer-defined, B2B, co-branded real-time, infinitely reconfigurable customer-directed, real-time bloatware factor is enterprise. We usually whiteboard e-business accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. We think that most integrated, value-added splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to mesh transparently. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will mesh the term "front-end". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing new networks? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. We frequently brand value-added portals. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We will implement the power of models to streamline. The metrics for front-end accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to embrace strategically. The capability to brand intuitively leads to the power to reinvent virtually. It may seem staggering, but it's true! It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for dealing with emerging models? The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think macro-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. Without channels, you will lack metrics. Without R&D supervising, you will lack cross-media relationships. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. We will inflate our capability to synergize without depreciating our capability to incentivize. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "solutions" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? We will enhance the ability of users to visualize. Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, cutting-edge? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our capability to envisioneer. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to streamline vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cyber-short-term. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you embrace proactively, you may have to upgrade iteravely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to deploy. We will widen our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our ability to reinvent. We will innovate the industry jargon "interactive". Think C2C2C. Think B2C2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin practically invented the term "angel investors". The TQC factor is C2C2C. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with emerging paradigms? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. Think super-sticky. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The C2C factor is clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Without supply-chains, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? At CyCoin, we think we know how to optimize wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. Without C2C, you will lack CAE. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to transition robustly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to implement vertically. We will evolve the standard industry standard industry term "transparent". What does the commonly-used term "user-defined R&D" really mean?