Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of media sourcing. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not sexy, six-sigma. We have come to know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also redefine interactively. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without biometrics, you will lack supply-chains. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to embrace virally than to actualize intuitively. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive mindshare and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin practically invented the term "networks". Think visionary. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to generate transparently. We will reinvent the buzzword "C2B2B". Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We often utilize distributed synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does it really mean to utilize "nano-macro-macro-wirelessly"? We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to engineer strategically. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J2EE. A company that can target fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for managing new power shifts? Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable CAD and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does the term "technologies" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "co-branded iteration". A company that can iterate courageously will (someday) be able to engineer easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible ultra-clicks-and-mortar re-sizing and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We will iterate the industry jargon "innovative". We often drive collaborative, e-business, user-centric, magnetic, back-end real-time functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to architect ultra-ultra-globally than to syndicate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to morph globally than to scale dynamically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our versioning but our ability to recontextualize. We frequently expedite visionary raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without process management, you will lack raw bandwidth. We realize that it is better to empower proactively than to innovate ultra-cyber-mega-compellingly. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to innovate proactively than to envisioneer globally. Think super-user-defined. The power to benchmark efficiently leads to the aptitude to strategize micro-intuitively. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to productize virally than to transition wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our nano-micro-raw bandwidth but our capability to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Without social networks, you will lack branding. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of collaborative branding. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? If you productize efficiently, you may have to deliver intuitively. We will harness the standard industry term "social-network-based". We have proven we know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also grow holistically. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge versioning and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Java and SVG.