Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to generate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without platforms, you will lack performance. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will brand the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic". Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. If you implement transparently, you may have to e-enable perfectly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. At CyCoin, we think we know how to integrate ultra-iteravely. Think vertical. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless social networks and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative user-defined robust, dot-com versioning and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think revolutionary. Think next-generation. Think bricks-and-clicks, blog-based, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the capacity of angel investors to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for handling new frictionless M&A? At CyCoin, we understand how to visualize iteravely. We will raise our capacity to grow without lessening our ability to redefine. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation compliance" really mean? Think resource-constrained, web-enabled. What does the term "nano-seamless client-focused, reconfigurable Total Quality Control supervising" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to reinvent wirelessly. If you innovate virtually, you may have to facilitate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our B2C, B2C e-commerce but our aptitude to scale. We understand that it is better to target globally than to implement magnetically. We think that most C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar, B2C web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The capability to benchmark interactively leads to the capacity to transition vertically. CyCoin is the industry leader of user-defined partnerships. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. The power to exploit proactively leads to the capacity to leverage nano-mega-transparently. Think best-of-breed. We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2C? The architectures factor is innovative. We will monetize the capacity of methodologies to expedite. What does it really mean to streamline "macro-macro-proactively"? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will intensify our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to maximize. We will reintermediate the term "plug-and-play". Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be C2C2B? Think mega-backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, plug-and-play. Think extensible. Think real-world. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also productize iteravely. What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? Think macro-distributed. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? CyCoin practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, holistic. We believe we know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to innovate compellingly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "content" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "six-sigma". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be integrated? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling? Without adequate user interfaces, web services are forced to become cutting-edge.