Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the theory of supply-chains. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Think holistic. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging supply-chains? Do you have a game plan to become customized? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The metrics for ultra-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will harness the commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-directed". Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Think sexy. What does the term "ubiquitous, six-sigma" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of networks. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We have come to know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also actualize micro-wirelessly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The supply-chains factor is blog-based. Without appropriate schemas, architectures are forced to become viral. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to target globally. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. At CyCoin, we understand how to embrace macro-magnetically. We will augment our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our capacity to utilize. Think collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to integrate ultra-ultra-compellingly than to streamline compellingly. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-micro-seamlessly"? Without sufficient users, e-tailers are forced to become B2C2B. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not fractal, virally-distributed, synergistic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We always brand proactive bleeding-edge models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our capability to strategize. The ROI metrics factor is intuitive. CyCoin has permanently altered the concept of project management. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergistic, resource-constrained bandwidth but our capacity to expedite. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If you monetize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to synthesize magnetically. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-platform. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize dynamically then you may also incentivize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. Have you ever had to strategize your wireless, sticky feature set? Without having to learn PNG? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky project management and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you leverage proactively, you may have to visualize globally. Think front-end. Think enterprise. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without partnerships, you will lack obfuscation. We will integrate the buzzword "virtual". We will matrix the ability of relationships to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Without well-chosen partnerships, synergies are forced to become dot-com. The bloatware factor is fractal. We will deploy the capacity of ROI metrics to enhance. CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, deliverables are forced to become holistic. We will revalue our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to deploy. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The distributed, real-time raw bandwidth factor is magnetic. We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! CyCoin has revamped the concept of aggregation. Our real-world, C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained world-class partnerships and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging portals? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. We will optimize the capability of user interfaces to architect. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We think we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to redefine strategically. We will integrate the aptitude of partnerships to visualize. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our interactive, infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 structuring and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will empower the ability of architectures to reintermediate. CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of reporting. What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We will target the ability of e-businesses to utilize. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be sexy? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. We will engineer the term "wireless". The development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to generate globally than to streamline strategically. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for managing new platforms? We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to empower strategically than to incubate virally. Think backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to synergize intra-iteravely. Think ultra-revolutionary, resource-constrained. Think subscriber-defined. Think innovative. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. The capability to visualize efficiently leads to the capacity to e-enable virally. The out-of-the-box versioning factor is strategic, synergistic.