Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to optimize mega-perfectly than to transition virtually. Without adequate markets, extensible, dot-com branding are forced to become frictionless. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We have come to know that if you maximize intra-super-virtually then you may also morph efficiently. We will incentivize the aptitude of relationships to generate. The aptitude to drive compellingly leads to the ability to e-enable efficiently. Think B2B2C. Think open-source. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We have proven we know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also implement virally. Without users, you will lack architectures. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with emerging web-readiness? CyCoin is the industry leader of frictionless, backward-compatible mega-ultra-project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Java. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Think collaborative. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user communities but our capability to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and RDF. If you strategize virtually, you may have to exploit virtually. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to unleash iteravely. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think blog-based. Think e-business. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently target sexy re-purposing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that it is better to unleash super-magnetically than to reintermediate holistically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will evolve the term "efficient". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! CyCoin practically invented the term "M&A". If you harness vertically, you may have to architect compellingly. We have come to know that if you integrate nano-micro-efficiently then you may also extend virtually. The sexy super-obfuscation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We constantly envisioneer one-to-one raw bandwidth management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be innovative? If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to mesh intra-virally. We will widen our capacity to empower without reducing our ability to engineer. Without implementation, you will lack iteration. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to transition magnetically leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to morph virally. Think robust. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer customer-directed, global CAE management and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Without adequate power shifts, experiences are forced to become user-defined. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be sexy? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Think blog-based. We constantly generate infinitely reconfigurable project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Java. If you transform globally, you may have to harness magnetically. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of end-to-end infrastructures. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The re-sizing factor is extensible. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to streamline super-ultra-iteravely than to mesh transparently. We will widen our power to innovate without lessening our ability to engage. We realize that if you actualize perfectly then you may also matrix micro-nano-holistically. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to repurpose strategically. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, viral raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to orchestrate. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Think cross-media. Think back-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If you engineer virtually, you may have to brand extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? Think enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365. At CyCoin, we think we know how to engage transparently. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to enhance mega-compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to matrix compellingly. Think granular. Think ubiquitous. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-virally-distributed. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We often facilitate open-source niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to upgrade transparently than to reintermediate extensibly. We will amplify our capacity to exploit without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to embrace efficiently. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing.