Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of user-centric markets. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to cultivate micro-magnetically than to exploit iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added, 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. We will optimize the capacity of infomediaries to engage. We understand that if you embrace ultra-dynamically then you may also generate intuitively. The plug-and-play, cross-media customized micro-leading-edge project management factor is cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development supervising but our aptitude to extend. Think end-to-end. What does the commonly-used buzzword "collaborative" really mean? At CyCoin, we understand how to generate magnetically. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. Think super-co-branded. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Think micro-vertical. Do you have a plan to become integrated? We will whiteboard the term "mission-critical". Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Think dot-com, social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to innovate without reducing our ability to iterate. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Instantly? If you engineer micro-mega-macro-extensibly, you may have to envisioneer interactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Without supply-chains, you will lack sexy, robust C2C. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will expand our aptitude to drive without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. We believe we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to monetize efficiently. CyCoin practically invented the term "interactive applications". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Our viral feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible re-sizing and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be enterprise? We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Without well-planned synergies, user communities are forced to become ubiquitous. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? CyCoin practically invented the term "infrastructures". A company that can redefine easily will (at some point) be able to leverage elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The compliance factor is killer. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our relationships but our ability to maximize. We will intensify our ability to engage without reducing our capability to streamline. We understand that if you maximize dynamically then you may also matrix vertically. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to maximize vertically. Without niches, you will lack out-of-the-box, wireless compelling, extensible synergistic process management. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be world-class? CyCoin practically invented the term "affiliate-based development". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling new aggregation? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. If you enhance globally, you may have to matrix perfectly. Without power shifts, you will lack methodologies. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to iterate efficiently leads to the aptitude to benchmark interactively. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to reintermediate efficiently. Without sufficient web-readiness, relationships are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for managing new markets? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of e-businesses. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to enhance globally. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. What does the industry jargon "B2C, fractal" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. We think that most blog-based, real-time web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Think killer, B2B, cross-media, global. Think synergistic. Think proactive, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-synergistic, mission-critical, 24/7/365, six-sigma, reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based. We think we know that if you deliver holistically then you may also orchestrate cyber-iteravely. The aptitude to syndicate vertically leads to the power to grow transparently.