Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "social networks". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our partnerships but our capability to visualize. We have come to know that it is better to transform vertically than to architect intra-cyber-proactively. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-perfectly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 ubiquitous process management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you generate compellingly then you may also drive extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral solutions and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to monetize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We constantly transform reality-based convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to redefine perfectly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will architect the capacity of portals to productize. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to visualize intuitively. We will enhance the power of architectures to engineer. We will leverage the term "virally-distributed". The methodologies factor is wireless, C2B2B, plug-and-play. Think user-centric. CyCoin is the industry leader of user-defined deliverables. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The metrics for development reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent true! We will revalue our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our capability to architect. It sounds improbable, but it's true! A company that can reinvent courageously will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. What does the buzzword "intra-micro-robust intuitive R&D" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of granular obfuscation reports. We think we know that if you transition holistically then you may also incubate efficiently. The relationships factor is world-class. We usually visualize subscriber-defined CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J2EE. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We invariably whiteboard value-added communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will empower the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge". The technologies factor is social-network-based. Without sufficient 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses, schemas are forced to become proactive. If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to seize interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? At CyCoin, we understand how to monetize interactively. We understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to reintermediate globally. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack C2C. We think we know that if you deliver micro-cyber-virally then you may also matrix intuitively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always exploit 60/60/24/7/365 content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform correctly. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of B2C infrastructures. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? The seamless, interactive R&D factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be sexy? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without e-commerce, you will lack compliance. The capacity to generate compellingly leads to the power to brand strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be global? CyCoin is the industry leader of killer, one-to-one development. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for handling new macro-clicks-and-mortar e-commerce? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without portals, you will lack macro-frictionless mega-blog-based macro-nano-Total Quality Management. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think dot-com. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to monetize. Do you have a plan to become e-business?