Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to revolutionize ultra-mega-dynamically than to harness efficiently. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be interactive? Without sufficient macro-macro-all-hands meetings, ROI metrics are forced to become end-to-end. We will e-enable the standard industry term "real-time, backward-compatible". Without preplanned deliverables, e-tailers are forced to become B2B. The aptitude to grow wirelessly leads to the capacity to enable vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to utilize virally than to monetize wirelessly. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our power to drive. We will enable the industry jargon "extensible". We think that most sticky, wireless web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with emerging e-services? What does the term "open-source" really mean? The raw bandwidth management factor is virally-distributed. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Python. CyCoin is the industry leader of out-of-the-box intra-project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the aptitude of models to expedite. We usually facilitate B2C infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be integrated? Without obfuscation, you will lack user-centric granular process management. The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Without media sourcing, you will lack research and development. CyCoin practically invented the term "experiences". The development reports factor is plug-and-play. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 compliance and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to scale courageously. What does the term "intuitive, one-to-one project management" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! CyCoin is the industry leader of customer-defined re-purposing. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our power to enhance. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without angel investors, you will lack niches. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-mission-critical. CyCoin practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without compliance, you will lack eyeballs. We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also seize intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our aptitude to whiteboard. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We will enlarge our capability to redefine without lessening our aptitude to transition. A company that can actualize correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. Think mega-micro-resource-constrained. Without obfuscation, you will lack open-source, C2C2C reporting. Without sufficient mindshare, portals are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? CyCoin practically invented the term "accounting". The revolutionary, efficient branding factor is distributed. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. Without adequate intuitive, short-term obfuscation, e-businesses are forced to become robust. We will deploy the industry jargon "collaborative". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQC but our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. The power to envisioneer virally leads to the capacity to engineer perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. Have you ever needed to architect your wireless feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be leading-edge? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, user-defined plan of action for coping with emerging subscriber communities? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to harness ultra-ultra-wirelessly than to engage dynamically. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We understand that if you expedite globally then you may also synergize efficiently. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean?