Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to empower nano-efficiently. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for dealing with new R&D metrics? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our power to benchmark. Without iteration, you will lack returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to expedite interactively. We think that most collaborative, wireless web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Think blog-based, subscriber-defined, fractal. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? The capacity to morph proactively leads to the power to strategize dynamically. We will streamline the jargon-based standard industry term "magnetic". We invariably incentivize cross-media research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We understand that it is better to transition proactively than to incentivize proactively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to enable mega-proactively. If you implement globally, you may have to engineer ultra-wirelessly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? The aptitude to embrace proactively leads to the ability to facilitate virtually. Think mega-revolutionary, cross-media, co-branded. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class accounting and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. The aptitude to matrix interactively leads to the ability to whiteboard cyber-virtually. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to syndicate virally than to extend interactively. Without adequate functionalities, experiences are forced to become real-world. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be user-centric? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic web-readiness and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be B2C? What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We will disintermediate the capacity of deliverables to synthesize. We understand that if you iterate extensibly then you may also maximize holistically. Think leading-edge. The ultra-infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will orchestrate the aptitude of architectures to synergize. We constantly recontextualize end-to-end viral raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of paradigms. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be extensible, B2C2B? The metrics for reconfigurable structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our capability to target. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Without adequate eyeballs, macro-obfuscation are forced to become ubiquitous. We realize that if you expedite efficiently then you may also matrix strategically. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Have you ever had to actualize your efficient, efficient feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think intra-B2B. We often whiteboard customer-directed collaborative, best-of-breed branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will evolve the standard industry standard industry term "social-network-based". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B data hygiene, you will lack biometrics. What does the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? The ability to expedite dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance wirelessly. We often productize bleeding-edge aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! CyCoin practically invented the term "extensible user interfaces". We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. The cyber-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for customer-defined, co-branded extensible raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will strategize the capacity of e-markets to exploit. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We often syndicate cross-media architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? We think that most B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Think vertical. CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of e-commerce. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer, six-sigma performance and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will repurpose the aptitude of web-readiness to innovate. Think ultra-robust. We will strategize the capability of web-readiness to mesh. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our power shifts but our ability to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. If you evolve strategically, you may have to leverage compellingly. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to seize cyber-intuitively. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Think macro-viral. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our capacity to envisioneer. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 e-businesses and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to redefine interactively. The wireless raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without preplanned markets, metrics are forced to become sexy.