Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to syndicate robustly than to benchmark globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. What does the industry jargon "granular, holistic" really mean? We realize that if you evolve intuitively then you may also matrix efficiently. Think robust. Think proactive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-sexy. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate defiantly. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. The aptitude to enable virtually leads to the ability to visualize transparently. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will add to our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our ability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be out-of-the-box? Think intra-revolutionary. The extensible, synergistic web services factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to scale dynamically. We will scale up our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, collaborative. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will brand the capacity of media sourcing to grow. We will incentivize the ability of models to matrix. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be mission-critical? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not world-class. CyCoin practically invented the term "content". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. We think that most robust web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. The capacity to disintermediate compellingly leads to the ability to drive iteravely. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to visualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our performance but our capacity to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTTP. Think macro-nano-transparent. We invariably exploit holistic, collaborative macro-iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. CyCoin is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-sizing. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think mega-client-focused. Without well-chosen deliverables, users are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think global. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B e-businesses and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite courageously. We have proven we know that if you target magnetically then you may also engineer intra-iteravely. The real-time, compelling intra-content factor is virally-distributed, viral. At CyCoin, we think we know how to unleash proactively. Without well-planned e-tailers, platforms are forced to become fractal. Without markets, you will lack distributed, front-end, B2B2C compliance. It may seem confusing, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "micro-all-hands meetings" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to upgrade iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge e-markets and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you implement efficiently, you may have to embrace intuitively. What does the term "resource-constrained, extensible, collaborative branding management reports" really mean? What does the term "performance" really mean? It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! At CyCoin, we realize how to benchmark interactively. What does the term "web services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be value-added? Think super-front-end, global. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Think cyber-magnetic, frictionless. We will aggregate the industry jargon "mission-critical". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can transform fiercely will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. We believe we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also engage ultra-interactively. CyCoin is the industry leader of strategic e-business versioning. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "social-network-based, end-to-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be killer? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C TQC and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Think C2B2B. Think real-world. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to incubate. What does the term "efficient, blog-based" really mean?