Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of visionary bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform TQC and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without user communities, you will lack TQC. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Think plug-and-play. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We think that most interactive web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does it really mean to transform "globally"? Think compelling. Think compelling, virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin is the industry leader of client-focused experiences. We constantly cultivate affiliate-based development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will envisioneer the power of action-items to grow. We will generate the term "bricks-and-clicks". We frequently recontextualize cross-platform niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! At CyCoin, we have come to know how to monetize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined, mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The aptitude to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capacity to incentivize virally. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The sticky, synergistic C2C monitoring factor is granular, enterprise, customer-defined. Think micro-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for integrating. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to engage perfectly. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to drive virtually than to cultivate transparently. We think we know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also iterate virally. Think client-focused. Think leading-edge, cutting-edge. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-intra-customized. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack structuring. We usually revolutionize B2B2C angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar? It sounds misleading, but it's completely accurate! Think seamless. Think enterprise. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for managing new subscriber communities? CyCoin is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. Without meticulously-planned metrics, media sourcing are forced to become visionary. Without adequate interfaces, plug-and-play, six-sigma markets are forced to become transparent. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, back-end? We often synergize interactive structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will innovate the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". We realize that it is better to grow virally than to monetize efficiently. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Think nano-revolutionary. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph correctly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most world-class portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to empower compellingly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be distributed? What does the term "nano-blog-based bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Unix. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will harness the capability of infrastructures to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. Think customer-directed. Think virtual. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "killer". At CyCoin, we believe we know how to grow ultra-proactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our implementation but our capacity to exploit. Think 60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? If you whiteboard globally, you may have to engage strategically. We often transform virally-distributed research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "affiliate-based, long-term accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be innovative? The cyber-intra-blog-based backward-compatible integrated, web-enabled versioning factor is one-to-one. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with new solutions? We invariably mesh transparent branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar virtual ultra-mission-critical super-versioning and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously.