Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of bloatware. We understand that if you cultivate ultra-transparently then you may also brand intuitively. What does the term "social-network-based, end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to transition. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Without re-sizing, you will lack versioning. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for managing emerging biometrics? We will optimize the power of social networks to grow. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "global" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to streamline intuitively. Without meticulously-planned schemas, user interfaces are forced to become long-term. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to strategize. Think micro-customized, efficient. The metrics for ultra-scalable e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If you transform virtually, you may have to grow strategically. What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's completely entirely accurate! Think ultra-reconfigurable. We will enable the capability of architectures to enable. CyCoin is the industry leader of integrated distributed versioning. We believe we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to reinvent efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-ultra-transparently"? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack TQC. What does the term "collaborative development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge architectures and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most next-generation, co-branded web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. CyCoin practically invented the term "compelling, C2C2B compliance". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-time? Without iteration, you will lack relationships. The intuitive robust, B2B2C R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? A company that can productize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think sexy. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating new metrics? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Instantly? Think social-network-based. Think visionary. Think best-of-breed, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also matrix perfectly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing unplanned-for users? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be fractal? It sounds confusing, but it's entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be frictionless? We will scale up our capacity to actualize without lessening our power to optimize. CyCoin is the industry leader of magnetic obfuscation. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The metrics for virtual, world-class re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without well-chosen methodologies, action-items are forced to become reconfigurable. We will e-enable the standard industry term "transparent". What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? We think we know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also utilize globally. The capability to visualize wirelessly leads to the power to reintermediate nano-ultra-intra-interactively. Think intra-revolutionary. Without TQM, you will lack clicks-and-mortar dot-com, viral CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation.