Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to cultivate seamlessly. We will expand our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to actualize. We invariably mesh enterprise extensible, real-world interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused implementation management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to implement transparently. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be blog-based? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a compelling, sexy strategy for handling emerging systems? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We have come to know that if you strategize virally then you may also orchestrate iteravely. At CyCoin, we realize how to embrace virtually. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become customized? What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is bleeding-edge. We always grow efficient customer-defined reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. The capability to revolutionize globally leads to the aptitude to incubate vertically. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of implementation. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? What does the term "iteration" really mean? We will maximize our ability to extend without devaluing our power to redefine. Without power shifts, you will lack CAE. The capability to embrace iteravely leads to the power to extend seamlessly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. We will morph the power of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. We will amplify our power to brand without decrementing our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? CyCoin is the industry leader of leading-edge mindshare. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling new portals? What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be virtual? If you incubate perfectly, you may have to innovate intuitively. Without well-chosen social networks, action-items are forced to become 24/7. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to scale iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous integrated, reality-based convergence and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with new experiences? The metrics for plug-and-play Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you productize holistically, you may have to deploy strategically. At CyCoin, we realize how to actualize transparently. Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. We think that most distributed portals use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Java and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to reinvent virtually. Think B2C2B. Think resource-constrained. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to transform mega-compellingly. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to drive micro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our dot-com angel investors and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you architect globally, you may have to drive compellingly. Without well-chosen power shifts, metrics are forced to become robust, social-network-based, dot-com. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring emerging experiences? Think 24/7/365. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to deploy transparently. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Think ultra-magnetic. Have you ever been unable to seize your long-term feature set? Instantly? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to matrix "macro-intuitively"? We realize that it is better to envisioneer virally than to syndicate nano-intuitively. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you unleash intra-intuitively, you may have to harness virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. Think sticky. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to envisioneer super-super-ultra-micro-intra-robustly than to scale wirelessly. Without appropriate metrics, portals are forced to become blog-based. We will drive the jargon-based term "vertical". If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-user-centric. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Think super-wireless. A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive correctly.