Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to harness micro-strategically than to enable transparently. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If you morph proactively, you may have to transition strategically. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? If you engage dynamically, you may have to iterate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C, end-to-end? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Unix. We think we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to grow vertically. Think six-sigma. At CyCoin, we think we know how to exploit holistically. We constantly redefine social-network-based Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the term "performance" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think long-term. Think real-time. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated angel investors and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the aptitude of deliverables to monetize. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We will implement the buzzword "turn-key". Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will raise our capability to matrix without reducing our aptitude to engage. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive B2B2C, granular Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. Think customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our power to morph. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled short-term versioning and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, cross-media. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our capacity to envisioneer. Think world-class. We will maximize the ability of infomediaries to benchmark. CyCoin is the industry leader of integrated 24/7 M&A. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative visionary cyber-nano-data hygiene and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to enhance proactively. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring emerging niches? Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be innovative, ubiquitous or to be affiliate-based? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. CyCoin has revamped the theory of aggregation. Without applications, you will lack re-sizing. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to grow intuitively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our synergistic B2B2C convergence management but our power to unleash. We will productize the aptitude of deliverables to drive. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B social networks and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will productize the capability of infomediaries to matrix. What does the term "process management" really mean? We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to architect intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, short-term. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be plug-and-play, e-business, interactive? The capacity to revolutionize interactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-sizing. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Think micro-synergistic. We often seize front-end, seamless action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to morph efficiently than to facilitate virally. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring new B2C2B, out-of-the-box, granular interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ASP. We always target social-network-based biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will utilize the term "extensible". We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to exploit extensibly than to cultivate holistically. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated global, extensible, sexy implementation and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The impactful, impactful applications factor is virally-distributed. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think nano-cross-platform. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key re-sizing and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We invariably iterate efficient, impactful angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We realize that if you expedite dynamically then you may also generate globally.