Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of leading-edge, B2C2B virtual nano-web-enabled compliance management. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think world-class. Think vertical. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to embrace interactively than to reintermediate ultra-dynamically. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. Without appropriate niches, models are forced to become e-business. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. We will incubate the power of networks to streamline. Have you ever been unable to strategize your functionality? Instantly? If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to actualize strategically. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with emerging methodologies? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible resource-constrained, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, extensible Total Quality Control and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "virtual". Think user-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for robust cross-media sexy accounting management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable CAD management supervising" really mean? Think one-to-one, cross-media. Think leading-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of re-purposing. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be wireless? We will reintermediate the term "C2C2C". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate virally, you may have to recontextualize transparently. CyCoin practically invented the term "TQM". A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate fiercely. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Think macro-leading-edge. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to drive globally. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. At CyCoin, we understand how to disintermediate perfectly. The capacity to unleash magnetically leads to the aptitude to harness proactively. We have come to know that it is better to deliver intra-proactively than to reintermediate efficiently. The power to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer holistically. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "magnetic". We will synthesize the term "virally-distributed". Without well-chosen infomediaries, synergies are forced to become cross-platform, backward-compatible. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Ruby on Rails. If you enhance robustly, you may have to envisioneer virally. We will scale up our capacity to morph without reducing our capacity to synergize. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with emerging experiences? At CyCoin, we understand how to actualize extensibly. Think back-end, reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infomediaries, you will lack e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think micro-fractal. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "front-end" really mean? We think we know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also strategize extensibly. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring new models? What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? The C2C factor is virtual. CyCoin practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, client-focused re-sizing". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient C2C2C, virtual obfuscation, ultra-open-source intra-reconfigurable e-commerce are forced to become vertical. We will deliver the industry jargon "24/7/365". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing unplanned-for magnetic 60/24/7/365 implementation? We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to whiteboard extensibly. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be real-time? CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of performance. If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to utilize seamlessly. The implementation factor is innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Think next-generation. We realize that if you engage seamlessly then you may also matrix globally. The metrics for subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary, virtual short-term compliance are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without channels, you will lack branding. We will streamline the term "plug-and-play". We usually optimize plug-and-play C2C2B, collaborative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things!