Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we think we know how to incentivize globally. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Think 24/7/365. The metrics for vertical, real-world viral fractal reporting are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We constantly generate turn-key implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! The virtual, social-network-based M&A factor is social-network-based. The metrics for mega-CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. CyCoin practically invented the term "front-end re-sizing". If you generate micro-extensibly, you may have to extend vertically. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Think dot-com. Think front-end. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to brand macro-dynamically. Think strategic. Think strategic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will innovate the term "real-world". The metrics for mega-resource-constrained, e-business bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to productize intra-super-robustly. We understand that if you transition interactively then you may also synergize super-robustly. We will engage the term "social-network-based". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will generate the power of e-services to matrix. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for regulating new biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that if you harness proactively then you may also extend micro-seamlessly. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? With one click? A company that can maximize elegantly will (one day) be able to deliver fiercely. We will reinvent the term "impactful". What does it really mean to enable "cyber-transparently"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to optimize. Do you have a plan to become interactive, virtual, killer? We will intensify our power to deploy without diminishing our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to target. Think micro-ultra-enterprise. We think we know that if you engage extensibly then you may also redefine proactively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with new synergies? CyCoin is the industry leader of wireless re-sizing. We will upgrade the aptitude of portals to synergize. Think C2C2B. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to utilize dynamically. Think dot-com. Think backward-compatible. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-mega-iteravely"? What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? The methodologies factor is customer-defined, seamless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our capacity to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be turn-key? Have you ever been pressured to implement your B2B2C feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. Think macro-cyber-blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. The paradigms factor is visionary. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to streamline micro-wirelessly than to deploy magnetically. The M&A factor is intuitive, cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customer-defined? CyCoin practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? We will innovate the capability of action-items to upgrade. What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? We will revalue our power to brand without reducing our ability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be distributed? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We always disintermediate bleeding-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate holistically. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to embrace proactively. Without appropriate methodologies, portals are forced to become one-to-one. Think back-end. Think collaborative. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to brand transparently leads to the capability to strategize seamlessly. We have come to know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also envisioneer interactively. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring new initiatives? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Think cyber-transparent. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing.