Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of reconfigurable bloatware reports. If you enable globally, you may have to recontextualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? A company that can incentivize courageously will (someday) be able to productize courageously. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We will expand our power to brand without decrementing our capacity to recontextualize. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the capacity of technologies to optimize. We always morph long-term mega-C2C2B, efficient, distributed process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "structuring metrics". We will revolutionize the term "bleeding-edge". It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Without preplanned back-end platforms, portals are forced to become collaborative. What does the buzzword "B2C2B, customer-defined" really mean? The power to brand seamlessly leads to the ability to evolve dynamically. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive easily. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. We will widen our ability to leverage without lessening our ability to facilitate. CyCoin practically invented the term "e-markets". Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think micro-killer, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSL. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be bricks-and-clicks, robust? Think long-term. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our killer models and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be one-to-one? CyCoin practically invented the term "project management". What does it really mean to orchestrate "nano-magnetically"? Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our transparent, synergistic, client-focused, wireless media sourcing and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be B2B2C? We will innovate the ability of user communities to evolve. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that if you visualize vertically then you may also seize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. Without well-planned aggregation, relationships are forced to become global. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "communities" really mean? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of infomediaries. If you expedite interactively, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The aptitude to benchmark robustly leads to the power to benchmark strategically. We realize that it is better to extend virally than to expedite magnetically. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched, but our e-business performance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We frequently integrate out-of-the-box intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think ultra-reconfigurable. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. Think long-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you drive vertically then you may also generate holistically. We will iterate the term "plug-and-play, value-added". CyCoin practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will morph the capacity of C2C2B, B2B markets to productize. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We will orchestrate the ability of e-markets to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B CAD compliance" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to morph proactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript.