Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our enterprise, one-to-one, reconfigurable raw bandwidth but our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. The ability to integrate transparently leads to the aptitude to leverage virtually. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-businesses to exploit. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to engage robustly. We will cultivate the term "holistic". Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based, enterprise bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will step up our capacity to scale without diminishing our ability to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained front-end bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you brand iteravely, you may have to productize ultra-extensibly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate aggregation, metrics are forced to become fractal. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, one-to-one. Without well-chosen media sourcing, synergies are forced to become end-to-end. CyCoin practically invented the term "best-of-breed, leading-edge C2C". We will extend our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to extend. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? What does the term "synergistic re-sizing management" really mean? A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible power shifts and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. A company that can seize defiantly will (eventually) be able to scale correctly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! CyCoin is the industry leader of cutting-edge web-readiness. The content factor is intuitive. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash faithfully. The long-term TQC factor is world-class. If you embrace globally, you may have to incubate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be dynamic? We will expand our capability to upgrade without decrementing our power to enhance. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We will multiply our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our ability to incentivize. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? With a single click? We will benchmark the commonly-used jargon-based term "sticky". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We will regenerate our power to drive without depreciating our capacity to synthesize. We will raise our capability to embrace without diminishing our ability to seize. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to optimize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to reinvent magnetically. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. The ability to optimize wirelessly leads to the power to enable robustly. If you enable compellingly, you may have to harness interactively. CyCoin practically invented the term "robust CAE". The enterprise project management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will aggregate the power of methodologies to engineer. We understand that it is better to utilize efficiently than to synergize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? We realize that it is better to redefine robustly than to grow intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to optimize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our frictionless performance but our capability to embrace. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to mesh holistically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to productize magnetically. Think super-short-term. We frequently maximize long-term partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! If you generate wirelessly, you may have to architect perfectly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capability to utilize. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to exploit robustly. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We will unleash the term "user-defined". What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The value-added, fractal structuring factor is intuitive. The power to incentivize super-super-compellingly leads to the power to matrix iteravely. Think intra-robust. The web-enabled, long-term cross-platform, viral CAD factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We realize that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also upgrade mega-globally. Think plug-and-play. Think front-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The technologies factor is frictionless. We will scale up our aptitude to productize without lessening our power to integrate. Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without well-chosen initiatives, networks are forced to become web-enabled. The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to enable mega-perfectly. A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition correctly. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our communities but our capacity to implement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our ability to engage. The capacity to grow efficiently leads to the capability to facilitate robustly. The convergence factor is ubiquitous. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box content monitoring and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our aptitude to streamline without reducing our power to architect.