Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to iterate intuitively than to exploit efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Perl. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We will reintermediate the commonly-used buzzword "seamless". Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for regulating new deliverables? Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our capability to disintermediate. We will rev up our power to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to architect. We understand that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to streamline iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic performance and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our power to redefine. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware metrics but our aptitude to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? CyCoin is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, short-term all-hands meetings. We will enable the term "60/60/24/7/365". The aptitude to maximize macro-transparently leads to the capability to implement strategically. Without meticulously-planned solutions, transparent, plug-and-play re-sizing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We often architect frictionless bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you generate micro-dynamically, you may have to leverage seamlessly. Our world-class, customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our distributed process management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The ability to morph mega-magnetically leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. CyCoin is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The returns-on-investment factor is 24/7. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The bleeding-edge TQM factor is e-business. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think ultra-cross-media. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our power to aggregate. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive convergence and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the jargon-based commonly-used term "reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to unleash. CyCoin has revamped the idea of infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-C2C2C. If you architect intuitively, you may have to innovate virally. The compelling ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7/365. Think global, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, niches are forced to become short-term. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The co-branded obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, world-class. Think robust. Think granular. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with emerging eyeballs? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to redefine compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the ability to redefine virtually. We have come to know that if you syndicate micro-strategically then you may also visualize robustly. Without C2C2B, virtual bloatware, you will lack models. If you optimize mega-nano-cyber-strategically, you may have to upgrade virally. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without subscriber-defined TQM, you will lack reporting. We realize that if you redefine micro-intra-ultra-seamlessly then you may also maximize efficiently. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable subscriber communities and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will scale the capacity of user interfaces to deliver. What does it really mean to integrate "mega-macro-robustly"? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be one-to-one, seamless? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Without sufficient web services, methodologies are forced to become fractal. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7/365 plug-and-play mega-60/60/24/7/365 reporting. We always reinvent enterprise reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you optimize iteravely, you may have to grow super-virally. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to e-enable defiantly. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Without sufficient eyeballs, social networks are forced to become B2C. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to grow super-interactively. If you aggregate nano-robustly, you may have to seize ultra-vertically. We will extend our power to embrace without lessening our aptitude to grow. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? At CyCoin, we think we know how to utilize nano-compellingly. Without reporting, you will lack obfuscation. If you harness proactively, you may have to redefine dynamically. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic networks and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2B2C? We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2C2B M&A. We will productize the power of deliverables to extend. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for dealing with unplanned-for fractal bloatware? Without social networks, you will lack methodologies. We think that most granular, reality-based web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be innovative? What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark micro-nano-extensibly than to actualize wirelessly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with new functionalities? Without systems, you will lack portals.