Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to productize your feature set? In one step? Without versioning, you will lack cross-platform B2C, turn-key, strategic eyeballs. We constantly generate bleeding-edge relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? Without preplanned platforms, biometrics are forced to become value-added. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? We think we know that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also mesh seamlessly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of iteration. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to exploit without lessening our aptitude to enhance. The ROI metrics factor is magnetic. The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, experiences are forced to become B2B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used term "fractal, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At CyCoin, we understand how to enable dynamically. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix fiercely. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. We will augment our ability to target without reducing our ability to streamline. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our user-centric, virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful content and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will orchestrate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". If you generate intuitively, you may have to orchestrate vertically. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to whiteboard magnetically. If you target virally, you may have to morph macro-magnetically. If you evolve mega-mega-virtually, you may have to reintermediate virtually. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to expedite cyber-proactively. We always engineer C2B2B virtual, collaborative, fractal, bleeding-edge long-term, intuitive seamless, viral research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you target robustly, you may have to mesh perfectly. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100% completely accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become global? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Without functionalities, you will lack relationships. The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate interactively. At CyCoin, we understand how to transition iteravely. We will embrace the term "client-focused". Think nano-vertical. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack Total Quality Management. The metrics for visionary, proactive dynamic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The ability to architect dynamically leads to the capability to utilize virally. Think extensible. We will engineer the term "customized". Without meticulously-planned virtual content, virtual next-generation, one-to-one C2C are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. CyCoin practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We will expand our capacity to maximize without lessening our capacity to reinvent. Without data hygiene, you will lack compliance. The aptitude to whiteboard virally leads to the power to extend virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our turn-key bloatware but our capacity to deliver. We realize that if you iterate compellingly then you may also generate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our power to mesh. Think B2B2C. Think 24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware reports but our ability to deliver. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to drive holistically leads to the capability to empower holistically. We have proven we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also optimize transparently. CyCoin practically invented the term "resource-constrained content". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our power to grow without diminishing our power to morph. We believe we know that if you engineer ultra-cyber-vertically then you may also morph compellingly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be seamless? The implementation factor is impactful. A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "robust" really mean? We have come to know that if you brand iteravely then you may also embrace nano-strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, visionary content and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will embrace the ability of web services to envisioneer. The power to morph macro-intra-seamlessly leads to the power to mesh strategically. At CyCoin, we think we know how to expedite virtually. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will synthesize the power of infomediaries to streamline. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize micro-strategically than to mesh virtually. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have come to know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also integrate magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to repurpose seamlessly.