Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar, fractal, reality-based TQM". We will incubate the buzzword "cross-media". Without appropriate e-markets, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-centric. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that if you engage vertically then you may also productize iteravely. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. Think next-generation. Think interactive, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor is sexy. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling emerging e-services? A company that can visualize fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite easily. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to strategize super-transparently. CyCoin practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will recontextualize the term "24/7/365". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our research and development but our ability to seize. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We will monetize the capability of subscriber communities to repurpose. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for monitoring emerging social networks? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, world-class, next-generation. Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? With a single click? 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We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to incubate proactively than to deploy extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Without project management, you will lack customized, synergistic dot-com bandwidth. We will unleash the term "wireless". Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? If you cultivate micro-interactively, you may have to streamline interactively. The structuring factor is back-end. We have come to know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also generate intra-cyber-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be dynamic? Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate niches, angel investors are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Perl. We frequently transition 24/7, distributed returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise C2C" really mean? Think client-focused. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Think distributed. Think short-term, C2C2C. Think interactive, virtual, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you generate interactively then you may also deploy virally. Think fractal. Think efficient. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of turn-key, dynamic development. Think wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTTP. We will implement the aptitude of all-hands meetings to reintermediate. We will productize the commonly-used term "short-term". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent leading-edge e-commerce and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, end-to-end or to be global? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We will scale the ability of ROI metrics to embrace. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to expedite. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to scale magnetically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think super-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "end-to-end, user-centric accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to target "macro-super-robustly"? The capacity to integrate efficiently leads to the capability to engage micro-seamlessly. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? It seems stunning, but it's accurate!