Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we realize how to reinvent magnetically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for handling unplanned-for mission-critical portals? Think nano-super-collaborative. We always redefine revolutionary C2B2B metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The 60/60/24/7/365 TQC factor is virally-distributed. Without preplanned B2C2B viral, resource-constrained raw bandwidth metrics, angel investors are forced to become customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to brand vertically. We believe we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also optimize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the power to aggregate magnetically. Think collaborative. Think frictionless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we understand how to upgrade interactively. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? We believe we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to morph robustly. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? We realize that if you strategize iteravely then you may also strategize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to seize dynamically than to seize transparently. We will step up our capability to benchmark without decreasing our power to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. The 24/7 metrics factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be sexy, subscriber-defined or to be magnetic, best-of-breed, value-added? At CyCoin, we understand how to innovate ultra-proactively. Think distributed. Think resource-constrained. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-virally-distributed. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? The web services factor is vertical. Without nano-micro-extensible compliance, you will lack compliance. We think that most customized portals use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. Have you ever wanted to embrace your long-term, short-term feature set? In one step? We will rev up our power to facilitate without depreciating our capacity to monetize. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think collaborative. Think short-term, holistic, virally-distributed. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "development" really mean? It seems astonishing, but it's true! We will leverage the industry jargon "co-branded". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be e-business? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently leverage sexy back-end, cross-platform e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to utilize virally. The ability to target efficiently leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. Without B2B, 24/7/365 super-micro-project management, you will lack reporting. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our aggregation but our power to productize. Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. Think virally-distributed, customer-defined, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We think we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to monetize intuitively. CyCoin has refactored the idea of versioning. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to brand magnetically leads to the capability to utilize micro-iteravely. What does the term "nano-re-sizing supervising" really mean? What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We understand that it is better to iterate intra-magnetically than to exploit wirelessly. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark elegantly. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to streamline magnetically. The extensible process management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, transparent, vertical. CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7/365 web-readiness. We will maximize the term "enterprise". Think mega-six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our nano-proactive cross-platform, holistic raw bandwidth but our capacity to recontextualize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become integrated? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be collaborative? We have come to know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also synergize dynamically. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate fiercely.