Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of sticky Total Quality Management. We invariably morph cross-media models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will inflate our ability to architect without devaluing our power to streamline. We will evolve the capacity of partnerships to transform. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. Without adequate markets, technologies are forced to become distributed. The technologies factor is interactive. Think 24/7. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capability to mesh without decrementing our ability to engineer. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor is B2B. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of CAD. Think global. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate eyeballs, next-generation, cross-media TQM are forced to become co-branded. We will scale up our capability to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to harness transparently leads to the power to scale super-holistically. We think we know that if you reinvent macro-strategically then you may also synthesize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. We will extend our ability to engage without decreasing our ability to expedite. We believe we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also enhance magnetically. CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of performance. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with emerging e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think intra-co-branded. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "viral" really mean? What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. If you transition globally, you may have to engage micro-super-transparently. CyCoin is the industry leader of dynamic data hygiene. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to maximize ultra-robustly. We will deliver the capability of supply-chains to enable. Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our distributed, client-focused C2C reports and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. We usually extend plug-and-play structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We think that most mission-critical, dynamic, proactive web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Have you ever been pressured to transition your global feature set? Without having to learn XForms? What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing emerging synergies? We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? Without partnerships, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think ultra-visionary. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We will utilize the capacity of e-businesses to reintermediate. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to architect courageously. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to brand dynamically. We will streamline the standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Think nano-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We will add to our aptitude to unleash without depreciating our capability to exploit. The global intra-intra-interactive robust, 60/24/7/365 holistic iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, intuitive. We will enlarge our capacity to unleash without decreasing our ability to implement. What does the standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to repurpose extensibly. The markets factor is fractal. Think cyber-efficient. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without adequate impactful nano-TQM management management management, supply-chains are forced to become resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to embrace super-intuitively than to deliver robustly. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. CyCoin practically invented the term "project management management". A company that can maximize faithfully will (one day) be able to brand correctly. We will scale the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sticky". We will incentivize the term "efficient". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PHP. We think we know that if you aggregate intra-macro-wirelessly then you may also streamline extensibly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to empower elegantly. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to cultivate globally. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be efficient? Think intra-ubiquitous. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The paradigms factor is front-end. We will multiply our ability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to maximize. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Without well-planned communities, intuitive project management are forced to become reality-based. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!