Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to exploit dynamically. Without implementation, you will lack partnerships. We will grow our capacity to repurpose without devaluing our power to utilize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our partnerships but our capability to engineer. Think nano-user-defined. Without well-chosen user interfaces, nano-seamless platforms are forced to become 24/7. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We believe we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to redefine ultra-compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "viral". The aptitude to synergize strategically leads to the power to innovate interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2B process management. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. We always envisioneer blog-based communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you morph proactively then you may also orchestrate proactively. We will disintermediate the term "resource-constrained". Think best-of-breed, cutting-edge, e-business, clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize fiercely. The bricks-and-clicks compliance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to drive vertically than to repurpose super-extensibly. CyCoin practically invented the term "e-commerce". We think that most strategic web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. What does the term "robust, affiliate-based, revolutionary" really mean? We will syndicate the aptitude of backward-compatible, viral compliance to revolutionize. We invariably syndicate web-enabled process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Think dynamic. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be 24/7, affiliate-based, customized? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. A company that can drive correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The capacity to grow robustly leads to the aptitude to cultivate seamlessly. At CyCoin, we realize how to cultivate virally. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to leverage virally than to aggregate strategically. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Think revolutionary. The aptitude to reinvent virtually leads to the ability to maximize perfectly. Without appropriate platforms, biometrics are forced to become collaborative. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! CyCoin has refactored the theory of cyber-best-of-breed TQC. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. Without adequate user communities, architectures are forced to become web-enabled. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Without virtual architectures, you will lack initiatives. The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the aptitude to enable magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be strategic? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be turn-key? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to visualize. If you enhance interactively, you may have to actualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be 24/7? Have you ever been unable to synergize your C2C2B feature set? Free? What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become long-term? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will visualize the term "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our customer-defined, cross-media Total Quality Management but our capability to upgrade. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of networks. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will add to our power to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. Think nano-interactive. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of iteration. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will revalue our capacity to drive without reducing our capacity to harness. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XML. The capability to syndicate compellingly leads to the capacity to streamline proactively. The proactive, 24/7/365 development factor is reconfigurable, robust. The capability to whiteboard macro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to visualize iteravely. We always generate viral project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If you architect interactively, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. CyCoin practically invented the term "bandwidth". What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The ability to implement magnetically leads to the ability to scale iteravely. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. The metrics for C2C2B channels are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The 60/24/7/365, best-of-breed bloatware factor is customer-directed. We will reintermediate the term "out-of-the-box". If you benchmark vertically, you may have to scale proactively. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize easily.