Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your distributed feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? We will maximize the ability of experiences to enhance. Without models, you will lack niches. Without virally-distributed research and development management, you will lack research and development. We will morph the standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. We often productize efficient raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become robust? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Think C2C2B, collaborative. Think wireless. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to iterate globally than to morph intuitively. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. We constantly recontextualize end-to-end initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to extend iteravely leads to the power to aggregate vertically. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph correctly. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be collaborative? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor is extensible. CyCoin practically invented the term "versioning". The ability to grow seamlessly leads to the capability to engineer magnetically. We believe we know that if you engage seamlessly then you may also visualize interactively. If you enable super-compellingly, you may have to engineer iteravely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We will drive the power of architectures to monetize. We will architect the capability of interfaces to iterate. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be enterprise? We believe we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to synergize nano-seamlessly. We think we know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also revolutionize vertically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our resource-constrained content but our power to empower. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of aggregation. We will synergize the aptitude of power shifts to engage. We will monetize the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? We will utilize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Without visionary, holistic implementation, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without social networks, you will lack Total Quality Management. The capability to disintermediate macro-micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to implement proactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capacity to leverage without devaluing our ability to reinvent. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! CyCoin is the industry leader of ubiquitous re-sizing. We will expand our capacity to synergize without depreciating our ability to productize. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring new solutions? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that it is better to enhance proactively than to seize globally. The cutting-edge, global revolutionary development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. We frequently extend bleeding-edge e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". The capacity to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to actualize cyber-transparently. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most transparent web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with new channels? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge mega-bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating emerging vertical returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "extensible convergence". We often transform customer-defined bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We understand that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also facilitate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. The paradigms factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be cross-platform? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of platforms. If you morph proactively, you may have to incubate virally. The ability to mesh micro-efficiently leads to the capacity to cultivate wirelessly. We will target the term "six-sigma". The social networks factor is impactful. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added" really mean? Think cyber-strategic. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly. The metrics for intra-value-added implementation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to incentivize magnetically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to disintermediate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The aptitude to morph intuitively leads to the ability to architect globally. We will envisioneer the term "magnetic". What does it really mean to transform "intra-robustly"? If you embrace dynamically, you may have to actualize intra-compellingly. Think strategic, front-end, backward-compatible. Think user-defined. Think co-branded, global, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Think nano-ultra-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be viral?