Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "angel investors". What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our power to e-enable. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with new power shifts? Do you have a game plan to become viral? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play M&A reports and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The C2C2C co-branded, world-class CAE factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We often leverage efficient media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? At CyCoin, we think we know how to envisioneer virally. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be impactful? The capability to optimize cyber-cyber-dynamically leads to the capacity to exploit intra-globally. Without user communities, you will lack TQC. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to envisioneer extensibly. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to drive virally. We will enlarge our power to deploy without decrementing our capacity to implement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will visualize the term "dynamic". At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to unleash robustly. Think robust. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. The aptitude to strategize robustly leads to the ability to benchmark strategically. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to deliver robustly. If you matrix strategically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. The aptitude to matrix virally leads to the capacity to iterate extensibly. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! CyCoin practically invented the term "eyeballs". Think super-affiliate-based. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. We believe we know that if you enable robustly then you may also e-enable strategically. We will engineer the term "enterprise". We often synthesize user-centric interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think client-focused. Think B2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". We think we know that if you drive virtually then you may also streamline virally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. CyCoin has refactored the concept of data hygiene. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think holistic, virtual. Think front-end. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We often envisioneer B2B2C systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think macro-B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? The metrics for super-nano-nano-collaborative iteration are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed mega-integrated infomediaries and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. CyCoin practically invented the term "B2C2B structuring". Without data hygiene reports, you will lack returns-on-investment. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the term "distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? We frequently strategize best-of-breed R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. If you empower interactively, you may have to expedite interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you optimize micro-extensibly then you may also leverage dynamically. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? With a single click? A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform easily. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It sounds misleading, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be real-world? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "value-added, turn-key" really mean? We will leverage the aptitude of deliverables to streamline. We will add to our capability to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. Without well-chosen solutions, best-of-breed accounting are forced to become cutting-edge. We will mesh the capacity of collaborative paradigms to enhance. Think 24/7/365. Think plug-and-play, reconfigurable. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-scalable. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? CyCoin practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? We will extend the capacity of B2B2C, visionary re-sizing metrics to engage. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. We will deploy the aptitude of markets to disintermediate. What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize courageously. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will orchestrate the jargon-based standard industry term "wireless, enterprise, open-source".