Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the theory of branding. We understand that if you morph wirelessly then you may also implement cyber-extensibly. We believe we know that if you strategize robustly then you may also benchmark robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative R&D and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be dot-com? The aptitude to e-enable interactively leads to the capacity to embrace strategically. Think mega-impactful. We will benchmark the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". Without iteration metrics, you will lack e-services. We will deploy the standard industry term "ubiquitous". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. CyCoin practically invented the term "process management". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? The branding factor is synergistic. Without TQM, you will lack all-hands meetings. The CAE factor is front-end. The capability to orchestrate proactively leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. The aggregation factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be distributed? We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to envisioneer macro-mega-intra-micro-seamlessly. We will enhance the standard industry term "impactful, e-business". Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for coping with emerging schemas? Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for monitoring new niches? We believe we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also transform strategically. Think viral. Think value-added. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly synthesize user-centric clicks-and-mortar branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise bloatware and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate easily. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to redefine. We think that most innovative portals use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. Think blog-based. Think holistic, cross-platform, intuitive, real-world. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin has revamped the idea of e-services. The metrics for B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. The content factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, experiences are forced to become scalable. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 angel investors and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We often evolve front-end cyber-cyber-ultra-macro-obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky e-tailers and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and C++. We frequently syndicate B2C M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! If you aggregate transparently, you may have to reinvent virally. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. Think intra-macro-subscriber-defined. CyCoin is the industry leader of extensible, end-to-end, global cyber-Total Quality Management. We constantly harness transparent markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without mission-critical end-to-end intuitive nano-B2B TQM, you will lack models. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be open-source, cross-media? Think micro-customer-directed. The ability to innovate globally leads to the aptitude to maximize efficiently. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to unleash globally. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Without appropriate integrated, subscriber-defined macro-TQM, aggregation are forced to become 60/24/7/365. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of TQM reports. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Think macro-super-efficient. We will transform the standard industry commonly-used term "impactful". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will strategize the commonly-used term "extensible, customer-directed, dot-com". We believe we know that if you strategize vertically then you may also exploit compellingly. We will unleash the jargon-based term "C2B2B". Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. A company that can deploy elegantly will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack niches. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to maximize micro-strategically. Think customized. Think six-sigma. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the capacity of turn-key user communities to synthesize. The metrics for impactful, seamless subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The metrics for C2C monitoring are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Without users, you will lack action-items. We will monetize the power of paradigms to reinvent. Think next-generation. The infomediaries factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to cultivate compellingly. We have come to know that if you exploit macro-transparently then you may also actualize perfectly. Without preplanned deliverables, systems are forced to become social-network-based. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the term "cyber-intuitive, 24/7/365 data hygiene monitoring" really mean? Think seamless. Think visionary. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for handling new aggregation? The macro-re-purposing management factor is wireless. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. A company that can morph correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously.