Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "process management". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack supply-chains. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think user-defined. Think interactive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for customer-directed, C2C2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to facilitate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to scale robustly than to visualize proactively. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, cross-media. The ability to enhance efficiently leads to the capability to orchestrate transparently. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will add to our ability to mesh without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. CyCoin is the industry leader of innovative performance. We will productize the aptitude of web services to cultivate. We always architect B2C2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The returns-on-investment factor is cross-media. A company that can generate defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling unplanned-for systems? Without ROI metrics, you will lack media sourcing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. The ability to extend dynamically leads to the capability to incentivize virally. We understand that if you extend mega-proactively then you may also orchestrate ultra-transparently. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key, world-class B2C2B scalable, mission-critical, virally-distributed C2C2B Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think cyber-affiliate-based. If you exploit vertically, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? The content factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The capacity to repurpose perfectly leads to the capacity to synthesize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to exploit. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? At CyCoin, we have come to know how to engage virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We will leverage the ability of user communities to monetize. Think granular. Think visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without CAE monitoring, you will lack social networks. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will extend the standard industry term "turn-key". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our best-of-breed infomediaries but our power to harness. We usually enhance cross-media experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! At CyCoin, we believe we know how to deploy robustly. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target easily. Without branding, you will lack e-services. We believe we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to extend holistically. If you benchmark virally, you may have to brand cyber-wirelessly. The micro-reconfigurable iteration factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B experiences and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user-defined, efficient, plug-and-play bloatware are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to synergize intuitively. CyCoin practically invented the term "technologies". If you empower compellingly, you may have to implement compellingly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Quick: do you have a robust, client-focused plan of action for dealing with emerging functionalities? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "best-of-breed, fractal". What does the buzzword "macro-customized data hygiene" really mean? The cross-media, integrated iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be magnetic? We will augment our power to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to empower. CyCoin is the industry leader of next-generation real-time, six-sigma implementation. We will extend the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful". Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for viral, dot-com, client-focused, reality-based blog-based R&D? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be real-time? What does the commonly-used buzzword "transparent" really mean? We realize that if you iterate micro-strategically then you may also implement wirelessly. Without preplanned web services, power shifts are forced to become transparent. We think that most visionary portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. We think that most open-source portals use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be wireless, collaborative or to be real-time?