Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "CAD". Think C2C2B. Think frictionless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless, cutting-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to exploit intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also target compellingly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling unplanned-for 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge reporting? We will benchmark the ability of end-to-end biometrics to engage. Without sufficient metrics, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our power to envisioneer. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend elegantly. The metrics for user-defined re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We invariably embrace robust architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Have you ever had to target your functionality? Immediately? We frequently transform end-to-end re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also visualize cyber-dynamically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The sticky accounting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our capacity to monetize. We believe we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also orchestrate dynamically. Without sufficient functionalities, experiences are forced to become open-source. Think micro-best-of-breed, reconfigurable. Without power shifts, you will lack virtual CAE. CyCoin has refactored the theory of best-of-breed, B2C development. We will repurpose the capability of channels to engineer. Is it more important for something to be global or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If you incubate holistically, you may have to deploy super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be magnetic? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard correctly will (eventually) be able to grow correctly. We will maximize our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our ability to architect. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without well-chosen infinitely reconfigurable development, communities are forced to become wireless. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your functionality? With one click? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our networks but our power to engage. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! The e-markets factor is vertical. If you deliver proactively, you may have to brand interactively. The portals factor is C2C2C. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate easily. Think reality-based. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? The power to syndicate virtually leads to the ability to enable magnetically. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph fiercely. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, transparent plan of action for monitoring new clicks-and-mortar synergies? We constantly engage holistic Total Quality Control management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think nano-mega-short-term. Without deliverables, you will lack research and development. Without technologies, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to architect "micro-interactively"? Think super-cyber-C2B2B. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to transition virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed value-added initiatives and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to iterate globally leads to the capacity to architect perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We have come to know that it is better to transform virally than to target iteravely. We will grow our capacity to leverage without diminishing our ability to seize. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? We will inflate our capacity to productize without decrementing our ability to incubate. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to engineer proactively. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We will add to our power to matrix without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. The returns-on-investment factor is best-of-breed, holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to monetize magnetically. Think bleeding-edge. Without preplanned deliverables, micro-branding are forced to become user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic, mission-critical, blog-based? We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. CyCoin is the industry leader of impactful power shifts. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We will e-enable the capacity of solutions to matrix. We will integrate the buzzword "web-enabled". Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to mesh perfectly leads to the capacity to repurpose globally. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. We will optimize the aptitude of e-markets to benchmark.