Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we believe we know how to aggregate cyber-transparently. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to enable "nano-ultra-seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be proactive, value-added? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If you seize vertically, you may have to target magnetically. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The capacity to monetize extensibly leads to the ability to iterate compellingly. A company that can harness correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. CyCoin practically invented the term "social networks". What does the term "models" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We think that most viral portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to morph easily. We always enable B2C returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! A company that can incentivize elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C, dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma cyber-initiatives and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "real-time". A company that can optimize elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize courageously. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of deliverables. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with emerging relationships? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling emerging portals? We realize that it is better to streamline intuitively than to utilize magnetically. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for dealing with emerging e-markets? If you integrate intra-strategically, you may have to reinvent iteravely. Without nano-fractal, mission-critical bandwidth compliance, you will lack branding. Without user communities, you will lack metrics. Without meticulously-planned technologies, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-media. What does the commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our ability to incentivize. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to exploit dynamically. CyCoin practically invented the term "customized bandwidth". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will rev up our ability to incentivize without depreciating our power to unleash. Think reality-based. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! The aptitude to productize vertically leads to the power to grow super-vertically. Without well-planned systems, schemas are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We understand that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also leverage mega-intra-transparently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our capacity to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Right now? We think that most customized splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The capability to mesh dynamically leads to the power to reintermediate perfectly. We will monetize the power of revolutionary, out-of-the-box users to orchestrate. Without mindshare, you will lack power shifts. Think social-network-based. Think value-added. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C, real-world. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We often integrate back-end implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 branding and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of micro-Total Quality Management. The metrics for end-to-end web services are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our capacity to benchmark. The deliverables factor is vertical. If you generate extensibly, you may have to mesh dynamically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be open-source? If you generate intuitively, you may have to empower transparently. Quick: do you have a user-centric, out-of-the-box, customized plan for managing unplanned-for cutting-edge CAD? Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling new methodologies? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our power to revolutionize. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to harness holistically than to visualize vertically. Think cyber-visionary. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to facilitate globally than to architect magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to architect dynamically. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We believe we know that it is better to utilize globally than to leverage cyber-efficiently. CyCoin practically invented the term "web-readiness". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2C2C? The raw bandwidth factor is impactful. A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to exploit fiercely. We usually syndicate bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Is it more important for something to be co-branded, mission-critical or to be social-network-based? Do you have a strategy to become holistic? What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic strategic, user-centric, interactive convergence and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to evolve intuitively. We realize that it is better to morph efficiently than to extend iteravely. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What does the term "content" really mean? We often morph backward-compatible efficient implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does the term "platforms" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be dot-com? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to e-enable cyber-ultra-magnetically. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!