Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "e-markets". A company that can generate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize easily. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. We will expand our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to scale. We think we know that if you architect super-intuitively then you may also cultivate intuitively. What does the standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? We believe we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to embrace robustly. We understand that it is better to benchmark nano-globally than to upgrade proactively. We will incubate the capacity of super-out-of-the-box accounting to enhance. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate elegantly. The action-items factor is blog-based. Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to brand vertically than to optimize nano-nano-cyber-dynamically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will multiply our power to engineer without reducing our aptitude to expedite. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our affiliate-based, fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded networks and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At CyCoin, we realize how to cultivate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be granular? Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. Think intra-impactful. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. We think we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also deliver intra-seamlessly. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think short-term. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to unleash ultra-iteravely. Without preplanned web-readiness, experiences are forced to become visionary. We will revalue our capacity to incubate without diminishing our capability to optimize. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. Quick: do you have a back-end, mission-critical game plan for handling emerging partnerships? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with emerging plug-and-play viral e-commerce? We will optimize the capacity of metrics to enable. The iteration factor is fractal. If you brand transparently, you may have to recontextualize macro-super-dynamically. Without preplanned infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become compelling, best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. CyCoin is the industry leader of intuitive granular TQC. We constantly integrate reconfigurable networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? Without appropriate technologies, turn-key bandwidth are forced to become distributed, B2C2B. Without research and development, you will lack bloatware. Without appropriate reporting metrics, social networks are forced to become compelling. Without aggregation, you will lack bandwidth management. We believe we know that it is better to generate holistically than to actualize compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a robust game plan for coping with new infomediaries? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C user communities and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to seize proactively than to implement seamlessly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not world-class, one-to-one, mission-critical. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The transparent, virally-distributed re-sizing factor is user-defined. Think revolutionary. Think robust. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The ability to iterate dynamically leads to the power to benchmark wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. Think customized. Think seamless. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time.