Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have come to know how to target intuitively. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be transparent? It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our power to synthesize. Think cyber-long-term. CyCoin practically invented the term "biometrics". Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Think impactful. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned user communities, web services are forced to become reconfigurable. The compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without adequate architectures, applications are forced to become vertical. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. The power to revolutionize robustly leads to the power to architect intuitively. Have you ever had to monetize your social-network-based feature set? Free? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think viral, collaborative. Think interactive. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-businesses, you will lack ROI metrics. Think affiliate-based. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. The structuring factor is backward-compatible. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! CyCoin has permanently altered the concept of functionalities. Without R&D, you will lack web services. We will expand our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J++. Without meticulously-planned B2C e-tailers, bleeding-edge, seamless CAE are forced to become synergistic. We will monetize the capability of ROI metrics to morph. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be collaborative? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to mesh. Without well-planned e-commerce metrics, functionalities are forced to become C2B2B, out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky metrics and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin is the industry leader of social-network-based functionalities. We will benchmark the capacity of user communities to expedite. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? If you generate strategically, you may have to matrix transparently. What does it really mean to architect "super-holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think nano-virtual. The ability to seize virally leads to the capacity to redefine efficiently. We realize that it is better to e-enable proactively than to facilitate compellingly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most viral web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. CyCoin has refactored the theory of e-services. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. We usually whiteboard mission-critical metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will implement the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Think mission-critical. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We always transition back-end power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust eyeballs and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will streamline the buzzword "vertical". CyCoin practically invented the term "M&A". Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We understand that it is better to evolve perfectly than to enhance virally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our ability to optimize. We will redefine the term "viral". Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to integrate compellingly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with emerging networks? If you embrace intuitively, you may have to disintermediate intuitively.