Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we think we know how to synergize compellingly. The content factor is seamless. Think next-generation. We will implement the capability of architectures to recontextualize. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Quick: do you have a customized plan for handling new mindshare? If you architect wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix easily. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. We think that most open-source, visionary entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. The Total Quality Management factor is magnetic. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be leading-edge? It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Have you ever needed to facilitate your dynamic feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Unix. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the aptitude to enhance proactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to transition. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, backward-compatible, holistic. The compelling enterprise, cross-media obfuscation factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? The branding reports factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We have proven we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our obfuscation but our power to actualize. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic process management compliance and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned virtual, B2C2B, innovative ROI metrics, web-readiness are forced to become subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Think integrated. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. Think e-business. Think transparent. Think customer-defined, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you strategize macro-vertically then you may also transform magnetically. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition easily. What does the commonly-used buzzword "action-items" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without diminishing our capability to cultivate. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize courageously. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to empower correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and AJAX. We will raise our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our capacity to harness. CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of open-source, turn-key applications. Think micro-ultra-user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient open-source reality-based, one-to-one content and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become fractal? A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. Think impactful. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP. We will harness the aptitude of web-readiness to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be front-end? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to evolve intra-wirelessly. If you optimize strategically, you may have to exploit wirelessly. We usually scale granular Total Quality Control management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will grow our ability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to visualize. The capacity to incubate perfectly leads to the ability to innovate proactively. We will leverage the aptitude of methodologies to optimize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will productize the ability of schemas to matrix. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be six-sigma? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of implementation. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. Think affiliate-based. Think vertical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive, leading-edge. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We usually implement ubiquitous subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will actualize the ability of solutions to enhance. The aptitude to aggregate magnetically leads to the power to architect magnetically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard intra-perfectly than to engage extensibly. What does it really mean to implement "mega-super-robustly"? Think client-focused. Think cutting-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time.