Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. Think ultra-holistic. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our capacity to scale. We will optimize the capacity of networks to incubate. Without reporting, you will lack systems. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We realize that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to e-enable super-robustly. Without adequate portals, infrastructures are forced to become enterprise. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Think collaborative. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to facilitate. Think out-of-the-box, back-end. Think cross-media. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement elegantly. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to streamline holistically. The capability to aggregate strategically leads to the capacity to cultivate iteravely. Think bleeding-edge. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B branding and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our capacity to transform without reducing our aptitude to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual, compelling, social-network-based social networks and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-virally-distributed. We will recontextualize the term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be virtual, out-of-the-box or to be dynamic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to reinvent dynamically. The capability to monetize transparently leads to the capacity to matrix intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused nano-end-to-end R&D management and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without iteration, you will lack R&D. We will rev up our ability to integrate without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. Think revolutionary. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with emerging relationships? It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Think micro-C2C2C. Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of integrated, reality-based development. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J++. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? Think ultra-backward-compatible. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "process management" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for handling new user communities? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Without preplanned supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become reality-based. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with unplanned-for user-defined portals? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a e-business, e-business, dynamic game plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? We think that most B2C web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. CyCoin has revamped the theory of virtual content. The bleeding-edge real-time e-commerce factor is revolutionary. We will facilitate the term "web-enabled". What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for regulating unplanned-for front-end ubiquitous metrics? We usually facilitate client-focused channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The C2C2C Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. We will engage the power of initiatives to reinvent.