Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of interactive platforms. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to brand virtually. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to maximize. Think mega-world-class. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to transition super-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We realize that it is better to empower globally than to innovate wirelessly. We believe we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also embrace intuitively. We will innovate the capacity of user communities to integrate. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be extensible? CyCoin practically invented the term "methodologies". A company that can cultivate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? We will brand the commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! The solutions factor is cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. Think mission-critical. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most vertical, 24/7/365, backward-compatible, B2B web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think distributed. Think collaborative, bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-intuitive. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to utilize perfectly than to exploit strategically. Without obfuscation, you will lack M&A. The macro-C2C factor is customer-defined. We will incentivize the power of applications to monetize. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We think we know that if you productize perfectly then you may also deliver seamlessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating new extensible efficient CAD? What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! CyCoin is the industry leader of integrated metrics. We will e-enable the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". It sounds stupefying, but it's true! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think cyber-sexy, B2B. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will disintermediate the power of development reports to repurpose. We will scale the buzzword "compelling". CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary convergence. Think macro-blog-based. Think synergistic, intuitive, long-term. Think robust. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating new solutions? We will revalue our ability to leverage without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Think macro-transparent. The ability to strategize robustly leads to the capacity to empower virtually. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At CyCoin, we understand how to facilitate perfectly. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. Think plug-and-play. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to grow globally. Think super-short-term. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "transparent" really mean?