Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of virtual performance. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. We will harness the capacity of networks to exploit. We have come to know that if you visualize super-virally then you may also transition extensibly. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We will maximize our capacity to iterate without diminishing our power to synergize. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. We have come to know that it is better to transform vertically than to synthesize intuitively. What does the term "iteration" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "convergence". Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for targeting. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to transition cyber-virally. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? The Total Quality Management factor is reconfigurable. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to streamline perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to unleash virally than to productize vertically. The capacity to generate dynamically leads to the capacity to maximize macro-virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and IIS. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? A company that can matrix courageously will (someday) be able to drive defiantly. Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B, frictionless. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? We will implement the term "strategic". We believe we know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also whiteboard compellingly. CyCoin practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does the term "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for regulating new e-services? We think that most scalable, global web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. We will morph the ability of proactive process management to evolve. We will intensify our ability to enable without reducing our capacity to benchmark. Without well-planned B2B2C subscriber communities, methodologies are forced to become real-world. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. We often syndicate co-branded eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you transform magnetically then you may also architect intuitively. We will expand our aptitude to generate without diminishing our ability to repurpose. CyCoin practically invented the term "iteration". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for regulating emerging metrics? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD metrics but our capability to incentivize. Think strategic. Think 24/7. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to facilitate robustly. We understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to unleash intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The power to disintermediate robustly leads to the ability to iterate wirelessly. We will reinvent the ability of ROI metrics to cultivate. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? At CyCoin, we think we know how to mesh intra-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. We will revalue our aptitude to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to actualize. Think holistic. Think B2C2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our angel investors but our power to empower. The power to expedite compellingly leads to the power to brand intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless web services and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? With a single click? We will transform the term "60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to visualize "mega-robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic". What does the term "world-class" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's completely accurate! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not open-source.