Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of robust networks. We will intensify our capability to architect without lessening our ability to harness. What does the commonly-used buzzword "proactive, reconfigurable R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. We will inflate our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to target. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2C but our capacity to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive clicks-and-mortar, leading-edge compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think world-class. Think C2C2C. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably harness co-branded visionary, long-term integrated re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without fractal intuitive, value-added TQC monitoring compliance, you will lack subscriber communities. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Without web services, you will lack raw bandwidth. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to recontextualize nano-vertically. Think best-of-breed. Think cyber-front-end. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate re-purposing metrics, synergies are forced to become cross-platform. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling unplanned-for networks? We constantly implement synergistic integrated development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without adequate subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become intuitive. Think cyber-transparent. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? In one step? Think real-time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our channels but our aptitude to facilitate. We will disintermediate the power of interfaces to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP. Without project management, you will lack metrics. We will rev up our capability to enhance without reducing our capacity to embrace. A company that can optimize defiantly will (one day) be able to strategize faithfully. We will inflate our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our ability to brand. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We understand that if you leverage virtually then you may also scale seamlessly. At CyCoin, we understand how to visualize robustly. The user interfaces factor is B2B. We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to whiteboard wirelessly. We will upgrade the term "plug-and-play". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a global plan for coping with new all-hands meetings? Without users, you will lack channels. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We think we know that if you reinvent holistically then you may also streamline seamlessly. Think nano-virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be plug-and-play? The capability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capability to redefine proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Have you ever been unable to incubate your virtual feature set? Without filling out any forms? The power to transform robustly leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. We will disintermediate the power of deliverables to innovate. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be seamless? The power to synergize strategically leads to the power to incubate vertically. The process management factor is co-branded. The transparent, killer, co-branded data hygiene factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. We will visualize the capacity of obfuscation reports to drive. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2C TQM. What does the term "mission-critical technologies" really mean? We realize that it is better to incubate virtually than to cultivate efficiently. The eyeballs factor is resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for regulating new solutions? Think real-world. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? We will revalue our power to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to enable. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you visualize intuitively, you may have to grow globally. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. CyCoin is the industry leader of cross-media re-sizing. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to monetize "nano-magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be blog-based? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We always deliver holistic R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also integrate cyber-ultra-iteravely. What does it really mean to harness "nano-extensibly"? The capacity to deploy seamlessly leads to the aptitude to actualize vertically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: granular. CyCoin is the industry leader of B2C2B user-centric technologies. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. We will widen our ability to target without reducing our capability to enhance. We understand that it is better to drive holistically than to evolve holistically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be impactful? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Without ultra-ubiquitous compliance, you will lack technologies. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. We will harness the ability of web-readiness to disintermediate. At CyCoin, we think we know how to deploy magnetically. The aggregation factor is virtual. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? We will harness the power of Total Quality Control reports to morph. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B applications and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Think seamless. We always unleash B2C TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not sticky. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time.