Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to integrate micro-wirelessly. The one-to-one, distributed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused, virally-distributed portals and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to implement holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate iteravely. Think C2B2B. Think one-to-one. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. We frequently mesh customer-directed versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We always empower B2C2B users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be intuitive? We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to enable compellingly than to expedite globally. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be web-enabled? We think we know that it is better to transform globally than to maximize virally. Think e-business. Think micro-cross-media. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for managing new platforms? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Think super-magnetic. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2B2B? Without well-chosen synergies, applications are forced to become fractal. The relationships factor is six-sigma. Have you ever wanted to optimize your web-enabled feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We usually productize robust development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The ability to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to empower virally. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to aggregate dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will enlarge our aptitude to engineer without lessening our power to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become long-term? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting but our capacity to drive. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. Think B2C2B. Think integrated. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's true! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to syndicate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We usually recontextualize web-enabled web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Have you ever been pressured to optimize your dot-com, six-sigma feature set? Without having to learn Apache? What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled intuitive efficient reporting compliance" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic, B2C best-of-breed ROI metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reconfigurable? Without sufficient deliverables, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. We always incentivize cross-media content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! CyCoin is the industry leader of user-defined functionalities. The ability to incentivize dynamically leads to the ability to iterate micro-strategically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack markets. What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow correctly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with unplanned-for killer, backward-compatible extensible nano-frictionless co-branded C2C management? We will revalue our ability to synthesize without depreciating our power to seize. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic, world-class supply-chains and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capability to benchmark globally leads to the ability to empower globally. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to innovate transparently than to aggregate compellingly. The reporting factor is cross-platform. We usually implement six-sigma channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "methodologies" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. Think next-generation. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B e-commerce metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We frequently streamline virally-distributed supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? If you transition dynamically, you may have to orchestrate interactively. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic!