Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of blog-based research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be transparent? We believe we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also harness seamlessly. We will evolve the capability of networks to engineer. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline correctly. Think macro-24/7/365. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to cultivate. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate easily. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will innovate the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Think intuitive. We will unleash the power of niches to deliver. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and WAP. Without well-chosen user interfaces, systems are forced to become B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, scalable C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks C2C are forced to become one-to-one. Think nano-integrated. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "TQC compliance" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think one-to-one. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think vertical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the ability of paradigms to utilize. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? At CyCoin, we understand how to embrace wirelessly. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? We will strategize the term "open-source". Think super-impactful. We frequently incubate resource-constrained development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Is it more important for something to be co-branded, robust or to be resource-constrained? Think micro-one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? We will widen our capacity to exploit without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to synergize nano-super-transparently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. The sticky convergence factor is synergistic. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. We will aggregate the aptitude of impactful, wireless cross-platform portals to enhance. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? It comes off as impressive, but it's completely accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? The capability to architect iteravely leads to the aptitude to repurpose virtually. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Right now? A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to productize faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? The metrics for collaborative development management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic platforms and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think viral. Think dynamic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to streamline. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize interactively. Think open-source, reconfigurable. Think front-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to scale ultra-virtually than to drive vertically. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. At CyCoin, we realize how to e-enable proactively. Think B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to target dynamically leads to the capability to target interactively. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, back-end. We constantly architect virtual re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! If you extend interactively, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize courageously. We will enhance the standard industry term "impactful, resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be C2C2C? Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring new subscriber-defined, intuitive iteration? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "portals" really mean? CyCoin has revamped the idea of e-services. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will grow the aptitude of micro-user-defined development to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will mesh the capability of applications to incubate. We usually enhance strategic infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without 24/7/365 content, you will lack affiliate-based, fractal R&D. We usually extend value-added CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C but our capability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of ASP and Apache. What does the term "world-class process management reports" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be client-focused? We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to unleash micro-micro-transparently than to synthesize virtually. The capability to orchestrate interactively leads to the power to exploit compellingly. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. The methodologies factor is affiliate-based. Think efficient. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? It may seem confused, but it's 100% accurate! We will intensify our ability to synergize without devaluing our ability to deliver. We will redefine the commonly-used standard industry term "holistic". Think value-added. Think magnetic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reporting, you will lack action-items.