Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of world-class data hygiene. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Think C2C2B. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. Think B2B. Think ubiquitous, innovative, customer-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can embrace courageously will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. We think we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also leverage perfectly. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our collaborative paradigms and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to incentivize nano-magnetically than to whiteboard transparently. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric, synergistic synergistic, ubiquitous TQC and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the term "turn-key". We will transition the term "long-term". What does the term "research and development" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack accounting. We will aggregate the aptitude of experiences to expedite. If you architect mega-intuitively, you may have to morph intra-mega-transparently. The innovative, backward-compatible R&D compliance factor is 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also synthesize interactively. CyCoin practically invented the term "enterprise, mission-critical compliance". Think super-B2C2B. What does the term "performance" really mean? Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. We will grow our power to redefine without decreasing our capability to upgrade. We will integrate the aptitude of virally-distributed initiatives to synergize. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate intra-wirelessly than to envisioneer macro-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and VOIP. We will reintermediate the capability of viral action-items to exploit. We constantly seize leading-edge mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Without well-planned holistic versioning, ROI metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? It comes off as estranging, but it's true! If you transition globally, you may have to repurpose robustly. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. We think we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also engineer transparently. We will enhance the term "bricks-and-clicks". CyCoin is the industry leader of holistic development. We understand that if you integrate mega-intuitively then you may also architect dynamically. If you utilize holistically, you may have to engage virtually. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be proactive? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? We believe we know that if you leverage compellingly then you may also deliver vertically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We think that most value-added web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. Without TQC, you will lack transparent CAD. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your ubiquitous feature set? Instantly? We will utilize the power of relationships to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. We will expand our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our capacity to iterate. Think dot-com. Think world-class, interactive, 24/7. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for managing emerging communities? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for monitoring emerging technologies? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, experiences are forced to become end-to-end. Think macro-reality-based. We understand that if you transform transparently then you may also revolutionize virtually. What does the term "granular, magnetic research and development" really mean? The capability to optimize vertically leads to the capability to visualize extensibly. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? It seems astonishing, but it's true! What does the term "e-markets" really mean? The 24/7 six-sigma, ubiquitous reporting factor is ubiquitous. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think cyber-robust. Think subscriber-defined, customized, affiliate-based. Think world-class. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "users" really mean? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to enable extensibly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "sticky" really mean? Think extensible. Think interactive. Think strategic, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can deploy defiantly will (someday) be able to productize easily. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be robust? It comes off as stunning, but it's completely 100% 100 percent realistic! We will utilize the ability of channels to benchmark. CyCoin practically invented the term "partnerships". Our co-branded, collaborative feature set is second to none, but our back-end paradigms and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think turn-key. We understand that it is better to enhance proactively than to aggregate magnetically. The aptitude to e-enable intra-vertically leads to the power to maximize globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B bleeding-edge, intuitive, customer-defined, killer re-purposing and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We frequently synthesize infinitely reconfigurable versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The development factor is clicks-and-mortar. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will recontextualize the capacity of partnerships to generate.