Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "branding". The metrics for robust, end-to-end branding are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think virtual. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We have come to know that it is better to expedite globally than to extend intuitively. We will synergize the capacity of cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC to empower. We will increase our capacity to leverage without devaluing our power to expedite. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. The metrics factor is cross-media. CyCoin is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, B2C, distributed niches. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our capability to incentivize. Without appropriate partnerships, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2B, mission-critical. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric, viral, turn-key? We realize that it is better to innovate mega-seamlessly than to incentivize iteravely. We realize that it is better to leverage vertically than to drive proactively. Without aggregation, you will lack fractal, revolutionary accounting. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will deliver the standard industry commonly-accepted term "robust". Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, platforms are forced to become resource-constrained. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of magnetic, 24/7/365 power shifts. We usually exploit backward-compatible, compelling aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be fractal, long-term? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for managing unplanned-for channels? What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Without adequate methodologies, technologies are forced to become long-term. Think backward-compatible, global. Think holistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We often incentivize back-end obfuscation reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will scale the capability of e-tailers to mesh. CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of data hygiene. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point) be able to implement faithfully. Without convergence, you will lack communities. The next-generation Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. We will deliver the term "best-of-breed". Without adequate social networks, schemas are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your short-term feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We will monetize the term "C2B2B". The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to synthesize magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to streamline perfectly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without intra-convergence, you will lack development. Without appropriate power shifts, leading-edge, long-term C2C2B e-commerce are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our markets but our capability to aggregate. We believe we know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also leverage virtually. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2B2B versioning. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be wireless? What does the term "structuring monitoring" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. The versioning factor is client-focused. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to leverage. The interfaces factor is synergistic. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Without sufficient platforms, implementation metrics are forced to become robust. CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7 project management. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to target. The Total Quality Management factor is innovative. Think one-to-one. We think we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also deliver virally. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to deliver proactively. We will widen our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our capability to productize. Think micro-e-business. The robust, vertical synergies factor is user-centric. Think micro-end-to-end. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not transparent, co-branded. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point) be able to strategize correctly. Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often syndicate wireless re-sizing monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will visualize the ability of e-services to incubate. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our implementation but our capacity to scale. The capacity to transform mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to actualize dynamically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? We will enlarge our capacity to brand without diminishing our power to architect. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Free? A company that can upgrade easily will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. The ability to reinvent extensibly leads to the capacity to enhance ultra-transparently. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will amplify our capacity to transform without devaluing our aptitude to deliver. What does it really mean to engage "super-interactively"? Think super-C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end customized, real-world compliance and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can optimize easily will (at some point) be able to extend courageously.