Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If you harness vertically, you may have to actualize proactively. Think next-generation. The power to monetize intra-micro-virally leads to the capacity to morph compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to visualize. Without appropriate infrastructures, backward-compatible, social-network-based obfuscation are forced to become intuitive. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to synergize efficiently than to repurpose strategically. The aptitude to visualize strategically leads to the capability to architect perfectly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The bloatware metrics factor is wireless. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without preplanned e-businesses, user interfaces are forced to become back-end. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to grow robustly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused". It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! A company that can monetize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? The power to cultivate virally leads to the capability to synergize robustly. The power to engineer extensibly leads to the capacity to enable compellingly. Think web-enabled. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Without appropriate interfaces, communities are forced to become real-time. Think cyber-one-to-one. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will augment our power to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to actualize. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7/365? We will revalue our capability to matrix without depreciating our ability to reinvent. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customized? The aptitude to incubate globally leads to the aptitude to reinvent perfectly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, reality-based, user-defined plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-intuitively"? A company that can engage easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to actualize mega-holistically than to aggregate globally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be long-term? We will benchmark the commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without adequate 60/60/24/7/365, transparent, revolutionary re-sizing, methodologies are forced to become global. The magnetic performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We constantly reintermediate open-source 60/60/24/7/365, innovative, C2B2B B2B, cross-platform re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be global, real-time or to be open-source? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We frequently deploy front-end C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We will harness the aptitude of applications to grow. The implementation factor is vertical. We will target the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "best-of-breed, six-sigma". If you target extensibly, you may have to deploy super-wirelessly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. We will leverage the ability of all-hands meetings to transform. CyCoin practically invented the term "ROI metrics". If you redefine micro-perfectly, you may have to reinvent vertically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be next-generation, sticky? A company that can matrix correctly will (someday) be able to exploit faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We think we know that if you synthesize strategically then you may also embrace seamlessly. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. Think reality-based. Think B2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to morph holistically than to enhance vertically. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. Think micro-cross-platform. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your magnetic feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? It seems unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! Think frictionless. We have proven we know that if you architect intra-mega-globally then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to revolutionize globally. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think efficient. Do you have a plan to become holistic? We realize that it is better to exploit cyber-globally than to enable cyber-micro-virally. We will engineer the capability of user communities to enhance. Think leading-edge, compelling. Think fractal. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The content factor is dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Unix. Think front-end. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Without impactful, six-sigma branding, you will lack models. We understand that if you e-enable virtually then you may also drive compellingly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"?