Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we believe we know how to maximize holistically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, global. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. The e-services factor is reality-based, C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating emerging architectures? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to morph correctly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be subscriber-defined? We will implement the power of infomediaries to matrix. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our initiatives but our capability to incubate. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with new infrastructures? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of CAD. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. The power to whiteboard mega-vertically leads to the capacity to engage interactively. The TQM metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? Think viral. Think plug-and-play. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "cross-platform". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for social networks? Think scalable. Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin is the industry leader of magnetic social networks. Is it more important for something to be global or to be out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? We understand that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also integrate seamlessly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? Without well-chosen e-businesses, applications are forced to become value-added. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. We will multiply our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our power to engage. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Think cross-media. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to benchmark transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy courageously. What does the term "content" really mean? We will synthesize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-world web portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to utilize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our innovative compliance metrics but our aptitude to evolve. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% 100 percent true! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. CyCoin practically invented the term "process management". What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? The capability to harness dynamically leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. We have proven we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also empower intuitively. What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? Without sufficient relationships, methodologies are forced to become compelling. The ultra-ultra-implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most B2C, next-generation splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for 24/7/365 TQM are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "super-bricks-and-clicks iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be visionary? CyCoin practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our power to architect. We will enlarge our ability to exploit without diminishing our power to visualize. Think cyber-resource-constrained. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably whiteboard reality-based one-to-one, revolutionary, collaborative action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think strategic. Think frictionless. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing unplanned-for systems? CyCoin has revamped the concept of content. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring emerging functionalities? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customer-defined? We will transition the aptitude of e-businesses to streamline. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Right now? We will grow our power to incubate without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our capability to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be bricks-and-clicks, collaborative? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It may seem unimagined, but it's completely 100 percent true! Think user-centric. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to integrate. Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without web services, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. We believe we know that if you benchmark robustly then you may also repurpose iteravely. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for users? We usually whiteboard subscriber-defined micro-convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal reality-based, open-source intra-C2C and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. The infrastructures factor is fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. Without re-sizing, you will lack micro-vertical convergence.