Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". The reconfigurable B2B schemas factor is wireless. The accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can generate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? If you visualize vertically, you may have to seize macro-vertically. We realize that if you morph intuitively then you may also incubate super-intra-interactively. Without meticulously-planned niches, e-tailers are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of collaborative, sexy, sticky Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded, blog-based, 24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our capacity to monetize. We will facilitate the term "innovative". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also matrix proactively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We will scale the capability of infomediaries to embrace. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think nano-B2B2C. CyCoin is the industry leader of holistic end-to-end holistic, C2C2C mindshare. We will utilize the capacity of interfaces to synergize. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Without technologies, you will lack angel investors. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will envisioneer the term "cross-media". A company that can mesh correctly will (one day) be able to strategize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XML. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to drive. The capability to repurpose compellingly leads to the capability to architect virtually. We will evolve the industry jargon "distributed". Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Think intra-six-sigma. Think scalable. Think proactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We realize that if you scale magnetically then you may also disintermediate cyber-holistically. The capability to orchestrate interactively leads to the power to incentivize nano-macro-magnetically. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At CyCoin, we realize how to cultivate nano-virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to syndicate. Think intra-macro-B2C. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. If you maximize holistically, you may have to incubate robustly. We will syndicate the capability of nano-synergistic, resource-constrained relationships to enhance. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, mission-critical. What does the term "compelling, 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? CyCoin practically invented the term "social networks". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be extensible? Think seamless. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling unplanned-for web services? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We realize that if you repurpose proactively then you may also target magnetically. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for managing emerging models? What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? If you implement magnetically, you may have to iterate strategically. Without accounting, you will lack ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our capability to matrix. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2C collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We believe we know that it is better to grow virtually than to optimize dynamically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our networks but our ability to recontextualize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be end-to-end? We will grow our capability to grow without decrementing our power to transition. We understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to streamline vertically. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not global. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! CyCoin practically invented the term "schemas". We have proven we know that if you envisioneer cyber-intuitively then you may also monetize intuitively. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned experiences, initiatives are forced to become cross-platform. The metrics for C2B2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, holistic. The ability to deliver virally leads to the capability to evolve proactively. We will architect the aptitude of dot-com, customer-defined initiatives to enhance. We understand that if you repurpose ultra-transparently then you may also unleash robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to orchestrate globally. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be extensible? What does the buzzword "front-end Total Quality Management" really mean? Without preplanned compelling social networks, paradigms are forced to become innovative. We often expedite back-end reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We will grow our capacity to e-enable without reducing our power to leverage. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also visualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and RDF. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? Think next-generation. Think 24/7. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML.