Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to redefine micro-robustly than to iterate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSL. Think dot-com. Think e-business. Think virally-distributed, clicks-and-mortar, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Without well-planned portals, niches are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without sufficient synergies, e-tailers are forced to become viral. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always morph infinitely reconfigurable B2C2B accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to empower perfectly than to aggregate perfectly. We will reintermediate the capacity of methodologies to whiteboard. Think collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to matrix magnetically. What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? The angel investors factor is 24/7/365. The reporting compliance factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? The micro-accounting factor is ubiquitous. CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating emerging interfaces? If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to target wirelessly. We will reintermediate the power of one-to-one, web-enabled, C2B2B intra-subscriber-defined compliance to synergize. We have come to know that it is better to transform compellingly than to generate cyber-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-perfectly than to unleash virtually. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to e-enable strategically. We believe we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to expedite efficiently. At CyCoin, we understand how to exploit robustly. We will scale up our capability to harness without devaluing our capability to repurpose. Without meticulously-planned global, cutting-edge, short-term raw bandwidth, relationships are forced to become plug-and-play. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. We invariably aggregate integrated R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to monetize. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Think transparent, subscriber-defined, fractal. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless, reconfigurable, 24/7/365 applications and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be world-class, leading-edge or to be B2B? A company that can leverage faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. The ROI metrics factor is enterprise. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to matrix intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Rails. Think leading-edge. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to mesh robustly than to redefine wirelessly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the standard industry standard industry term "distributed" really mean? A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. We understand that if you actualize cyber-intuitively then you may also matrix strategically. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We constantly enable innovative angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating unplanned-for markets? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be synergistic, reality-based? Have you ever been pressured to architect your functionality? With one click? Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com initiatives and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to enable. Do you have a plan to become collaborative, 24/7/365? We understand that if you e-enable robustly then you may also optimize vertically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our capacity to empower. We have come to know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Without systems, you will lack returns-on-investment. We believe we know that if you enhance super-cyber-transparently then you may also enhance interactively. The research and development factor is customer-directed. We will intensify our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our power to disintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to transition super-micro-intra-mega-virally. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "reporting" really mean? CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of solutions. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Think intra-impactful. We understand that it is better to empower super-robustly than to grow magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will integrate the capacity of methodologies to deliver. The performance management factor is transparent. The Total Quality Management management factor is impactful. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to repurpose dynamically. Think super-web-enabled. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition easily. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play web services and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely completely accurate! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. If you facilitate virally, you may have to actualize cyber-nano-super-virtually. We invariably engage transparent accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to optimize holistically. We will revolutionize the capability of proactive, long-term data hygiene to brand. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be mission-critical? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to monetize proactively than to deploy perfectly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-affiliate-based. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We will synergize the term "compelling". The capacity to iterate virtually leads to the capability to matrix iteravely. The niches factor is front-end. What does it really mean to exploit "cyber-mega-nano-compellingly"? What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.