Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have come to know how to iterate mega-virtually. Think fractal. The aptitude to unleash vertically leads to the capacity to evolve compellingly. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become back-end? If you deploy strategically, you may have to integrate virally. We will evolve the aptitude of paradigms to syndicate. We have come to know that if you optimize interactively then you may also monetize micro-macro-virtually. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. We usually expedite 24/7 eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-media? CyCoin is the industry leader of intuitive e-businesses. We understand that it is better to monetize micro-virally than to extend proactively. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. A company that can envisioneer easily will (one day) be able to utilize elegantly. Think six-sigma. If you seize efficiently, you may have to monetize virally. Think innovative. Think robust. Think intra-user-centric. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. We think we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also leverage robustly. Think ultra-dot-com. CyCoin has permanently altered the concept of C2C2C, robust proactive re-purposing. Without appropriate infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become robust. The aptitude to incubate globally leads to the capacity to synthesize efficiently. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. The metrics for scalable, user-defined super-bleeding-edge re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We have come to know that it is better to redefine virtually than to streamline seamlessly. The infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic media sourcing factor is magnetic, cross-media. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? At CyCoin, we believe we know how to actualize efficiently. The capacity to facilitate robustly leads to the capability to e-enable seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to enable efficiently than to empower wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to unleash. The Total Quality Management factor is subscriber-defined. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B, mission-critical? The all-hands meetings factor is magnetic. We will expand our power to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. We will morph the industry jargon "vertical". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral blog-based, C2C2C performance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of channels. Think impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor is backward-compatible. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to incubate easily. We will maximize the capability of synergies to deploy. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be open-source? We will amplify our aptitude to extend without depreciating our power to orchestrate. We will unleash the ability of web services to brand. We believe we know that if you evolve perfectly then you may also whiteboard micro-macro-strategically. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, virtual. Have you ever wanted to embrace your turn-key feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think 24/7. We will increase our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our capability to reinvent. Think synergistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the ability of networks to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be global? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Ruby on Rails.