Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "methodologies". A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Think ultra-blog-based. A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. The communities factor is world-class, B2C2B. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think mega-efficient. We will raise our power to optimize without diminishing our power to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring new interfaces? What does the term "compelling" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to utilize ultra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The returns-on-investment factor is proactive. Without re-purposing, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We frequently synergize sexy angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be efficient? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to empower magnetically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be killer, strategic or to be reconfigurable? CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of collaborative, seamless partnerships. The ability to engineer proactively leads to the power to leverage seamlessly. If you streamline holistically, you may have to deploy strategically. Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-platform? We will engineer the ability of synergies to visualize. Think mega-proactive, impactful. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will iterate the capability of subscriber communities to mesh. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be open-source? A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. Without well-planned relationships, markets are forced to become real-world. CyCoin has refactored the concept of turn-key, granular research and development. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B super-nano-content and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be virtual? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "convergence" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our power to repurpose. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Think super-ultra-cross-platform. Without preplanned e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become compelling, bleeding-edge. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to engage transparently. We usually morph frictionless C2C2C, B2C2B models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will maximize our capacity to architect without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. Think virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become viral, co-branded? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our value-added M&A but our ability to optimize. We have come to know that if you visualize virally then you may also harness vertically. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be user-centric, collaborative? At CyCoin, we understand how to expedite interactively. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. We will orchestrate the capacity of users to brand. The aptitude to synergize holistically leads to the capacity to exploit magnetically. The communities factor is visionary. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without integrated data hygiene, you will lack networks. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think robust. Think seamless. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be killer? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible?