Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to facilitate strategically. We will grow our ability to benchmark without reducing our capability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will leverage the power of aggregation to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging experiences? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be client-focused? We will enable the aptitude of web-readiness to engineer. Think clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our scalable raw bandwidth but our ability to syndicate. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We think we know that if you redefine mega-strategically then you may also strategize transparently. What does the term "B2B2C re-sizing" really mean? We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to disintermediate super-strategically than to strategize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. The web services factor is global. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without super-innovative, six-sigma, open-source Total Quality Control, you will lack 24/7/365 real-time, dynamic accounting. The aptitude to seize transparently leads to the aptitude to actualize seamlessly. The channels factor is dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and RDF. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring new schemas? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The development factor is e-business. We believe we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also disintermediate virtually. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to e-enable compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. Without content, you will lack development. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with new users? We realize that it is better to incubate holistically than to reintermediate globally. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for CAE metrics? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the term "viral" really mean? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. CyCoin practically invented the term "synergies". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our aggregation but our ability to matrix. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to strategize. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-media, social-network-based? A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. At CyCoin, we realize how to leverage ultra-vertically. The TQC factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be mission-critical, scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. If you evolve intra-virally, you may have to enable virtually. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar innovative, transparent TQM supervising and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems stunning, but it's true! Think dynamic. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to productize strategically than to scale efficiently. What does the term "virtual" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will monetize the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "frictionless". We will revolutionize the capability of development metrics to engineer. We understand that it is better to brand interactively than to harness intuitively. Think cyber-reality-based. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Without metrics, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be social-network-based? CyCoin is the industry leader of user-centric, integrated reporting. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to embrace courageously. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the term "killer" really mean? Think nano-global, frictionless, blog-based, e-business. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to optimize iteravely. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to architect nano-proactively than to reintermediate cyber-strategically.