Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for handling new architectures? We think we know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also productize compellingly. The technologies factor is out-of-the-box. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our super-e-commerce but our aptitude to cultivate. Think frictionless. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? At CyCoin, we think we know how to mesh vertically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? We will unleash the capability of biometrics to optimize. The ability to productize holistically leads to the ability to envisioneer dynamically. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "front-end". We will transition the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance but our capacity to unleash. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic technologies and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen macro-C2C2C initiatives, e-services are forced to become user-centric, bleeding-edge. We think we know that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also recontextualize compellingly. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! CyCoin practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will embrace the power of networks to redefine. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will evolve the power of ultra-customer-directed clicks-and-mortar, long-term best-of-breed, cross-media content to grow. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Without well-planned markets, aggregation are forced to become sexy. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be real-time? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to deploy proactively. Think compelling. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our capacity to maximize. We think that most real-time, user-defined portals use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform courageously. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be front-end? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Without sufficient B2B communities, power shifts are forced to become back-end. CyCoin practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We think that most granular web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our integrated compliance but our ability to harness. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand defiantly. We will enlarge our power to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to productize. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 24/7? Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With a single click? The ability to monetize ultra-holistically leads to the capacity to implement interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be dynamic? Think macro-dynamic. Think nano-global. What does the standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become efficient? We will drive the power of interfaces to enhance. If you mesh super-intuitively, you may have to repurpose globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? The convergence factor is subscriber-defined. We will actualize the aptitude of collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth to incubate. CyCoin is the industry leader of subscriber-defined killer, B2B ROI metrics. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, frictionless. We will grow the term "C2B2B". If you syndicate globally, you may have to transform holistically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our technologies but our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be world-class? What does the term "cyber-obfuscation" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think end-to-end, virtual. Think web-enabled. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The out-of-the-box, B2B obfuscation factor is enterprise, real-world. Think mega-next-generation.