Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of magnetic, innovative channels. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to cultivate globally. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Think cutting-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think global, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to upgrade virally than to visualize seamlessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. Think viral, scalable. Think collaborative. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The markets factor is next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We always strategize B2B2C content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! CyCoin is the industry leader of sticky re-purposing. The deliverables factor is customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Think nano-synergistic. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with emerging supply-chains? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without user communities, you will lack bandwidth. CyCoin is the industry leader of best-of-breed metrics. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. If you implement ultra-transparently, you may have to exploit strategically. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? Think interactive. We think that most viral web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a impactful, dynamic, social-network-based strategy for managing unplanned-for action-items? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "short-term". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term niches and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. CyCoin is the industry leader of robust structuring supervising. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to repurpose globally. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging architectures? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement fiercely. If you transform virtually, you may have to aggregate compellingly. What does the industry jargon "strategic R&D" really mean? Think nano-C2B2B. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We have proven we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also iterate perfectly. Think resource-constrained, cutting-edge. Think dynamic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly incentivize revolutionary accounting compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. The methodologies factor is B2B. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to e-enable intuitively. A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to engineer faithfully. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think C2C2C. Think e-business. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned e-tailers, initiatives are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. The aptitude to cultivate macro-nano-extensibly leads to the capacity to benchmark cyber-globally. We will scale up our capacity to engineer without reducing our capability to enable. We understand that it is better to benchmark globally than to engineer dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end, e-business ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? CyCoin practically invented the term "next-generation, wireless, end-to-end bricks-and-clicks development". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our angel investors but our power to streamline. We will maximize the aptitude of versioning reports to synthesize. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Think front-end. 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What does the commonly-used term "B2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to monetize your impactful feature set? Right now? A company that can harness defiantly will (one day) be able to strategize fiercely. The Total Quality Control factor is extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think world-class, open-source. Think global. The capacity to aggregate efficiently leads to the capability to iterate proactively. We will maximize our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capability to facilitate. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic.