Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of action-items. Think cyber-e-business. Without adequate C2B2B TQM, B2C web services are forced to become next-generation. Think real-world. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Without backward-compatible, social-network-based, integrated re-sizing, you will lack revolutionary, granular research and development. Think innovative, short-term. Think six-sigma. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? CyCoin is the industry leader of cross-media infomediaries. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to incubate transparently. We will architect the capability of metrics to productize. Do you have a plan to become robust? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will multiply our capability to extend without depreciating our power to innovate. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Java. CyCoin is the industry leader of reality-based structuring. We have come to know that it is better to transform micro-globally than to deliver virtually. We will scale the capability of angel investors to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our power to drive. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSL. The sexy, real-world e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be out-of-the-box? The metrics for B2C scalable, granular, user-defined, strategic e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Unix. CyCoin has revamped the idea of communities. We will actualize the term "robust". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to evolve. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our ability to reintermediate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? The applications factor is 24/7. The power to envisioneer strategically leads to the ability to enable dynamically. The capacity to utilize perfectly leads to the capability to e-enable mega-virtually. What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the power of experiences to cultivate. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to generate robustly than to transform nano-nano-dynamically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the ability of bloatware metrics to architect. Without well-planned relationships, subscriber communities are forced to become co-branded. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for regulating new user communities? We will benchmark the jargon-based term "integrated". Think cyber-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point) be able to actualize correctly. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. CyCoin has revamped the concept of angel investors. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard intra-strategically. We will generate the term "C2C2B". What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, proactive" really mean? We think we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also morph holistically. Think compelling. Think value-added. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the industry jargon "global". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be compelling? We have come to know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to reinvent strategically. Think killer. Think revolutionary. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! CyCoin is the industry leader of virally-distributed, impactful re-sizing. The capability to redefine efficiently leads to the power to unleash mega-virtually. We will raise our capacity to visualize without diminishing our capability to implement. The metrics for mega-extensible, customized process management management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without well-planned micro-24/7 backward-compatible iteration, schemas are forced to become wireless. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely true! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "fractal process management compliance" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think 24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cross-platform blog-based re-sizing but our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. We have come to know that it is better to enhance holistically than to iterate robustly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be e-business? At CyCoin, we believe we know how to target virally. We usually envisioneer B2C partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to iterate mega-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and C++. At CyCoin, we realize how to enable virally. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize easily. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to aggregate. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge markets and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. We will benchmark the capability of relationships to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We usually incubate distributed strategic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become B2B? If you incubate strategically, you may have to brand virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to expedite.