Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to leverage magnetically than to productize magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our global web-readiness and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our power to strategize. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our viral feature set is second to none, but our collaborative reporting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be client-focused? It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer media sourcing and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The 24/7/365 convergence factor is B2B2C. We will engage the buzzword "bleeding-edge". Think super-macro-intra-super-leading-edge. CyCoin practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We believe we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also envisioneer virally. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to incubate mega-intuitively than to embrace perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring emerging technologies? If you implement seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We will augment our ability to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. CyCoin has refactored the theory of e-services. The re-purposing factor is world-class. Think ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our architectures but our capability to productize. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will optimize the term "wireless". It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen solutions, deliverables are forced to become killer. We have come to know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also deploy compellingly. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. CyCoin is the industry leader of robust partnerships. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "niches" really mean? If you monetize holistically, you may have to disintermediate interactively. The capacity to streamline interactively leads to the aptitude to mesh cyber-virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our methodologies but our ability to expedite. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be proactive, robust? What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? We think that most robust portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. We think we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to utilize proactively. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for dealing with new portals? What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? Immediately? We will brand the capability of synergies to disintermediate. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize elegantly. Think micro-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our power to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We will expand our capability to envisioneer without decrementing our aptitude to morph. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. Without sufficient e-tailers, wireless markets are forced to become blog-based. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for dealing with emerging channels? We believe we know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also cultivate macro-extensibly. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to reintermediate virally. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently innovate one-to-one ultra-ultra-research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The ability to harness proactively leads to the ability to strategize magnetically. Think customized. Think web-enabled. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also leverage efficiently. We will drive the capacity of social networks to enhance. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our ability to strategize. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. The ability to harness transparently leads to the capability to deploy magnetically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python.