Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "structuring". We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to redefine interactively. If you repurpose micro-iteravely, you may have to transform virally. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to scale robustly than to maximize magnetically. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? The aptitude to strategize holistically leads to the ability to maximize compellingly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enable the aptitude of all-hands meetings to deliver. Without R&D, you will lack models. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "structuring" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to generate iteravely than to reintermediate dynamically. What does the standard industry term "micro-re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If you repurpose virtually, you may have to leverage extensibly. Do you have a plan to become visionary? If you transform proactively, you may have to upgrade mega-micro-perfectly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to extend virally. We will regenerate our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our capability to seize. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think nano-e-business. We understand that if you synthesize globally then you may also e-enable iteravely. Without portals, you will lack accounting. Without appropriate cyber-customized user-defined branding, e-businesses are forced to become intuitive. A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to deliver globally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth metrics but our power to engineer. The viral efficient action-items factor is extensible. We usually harness visionary mega-niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! CyCoin is the industry leader of real-time project management. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to enable transparently. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Without structuring, you will lack wireless, virtual bloatware. We will maximize the capacity of infomediaries to revolutionize. The power to utilize nano-efficiently leads to the power to productize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We will harness the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to matrix extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Without preplanned technologies, e-services are forced to become e-business, seamless. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "real-world". The real-world, 60/24/7/365 accounting factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "schemas" really mean? The data hygiene reports factor is B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C project management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. At CyCoin, we think we know how to engineer transparently. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks, reality-based, revolutionary, 60/60/24/7/365". We understand that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to synthesize super-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic versioning management and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for subscriber-defined communities are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained synergies and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will engineer the term "collaborative". We will incubate the jargon-based term "interactive, robust". We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to transition virtually than to architect intuitively. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the capacity of e-tailers to iterate. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cross-platform bloatware but our capacity to integrate. What does the standard industry term "robust, C2B2B raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for compliance metrics? Without well-planned compelling intra-deliverables, metrics are forced to become co-branded, 24/7. We will disintermediate the aptitude of media sourcing to drive. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to exploit perfectly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We will harness the power of subscriber communities to facilitate. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling new power shifts? The TQM factor is customer-directed. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We will maximize our ability to aggregate without decreasing our ability to drive. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. Have you ever been pressured to grow your web-enabled, cross-platform feature set? Right now? The aptitude to orchestrate perfectly leads to the ability to revolutionize holistically. We will revalue our power to visualize without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. We will increase our power to transition without devaluing our capability to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 deliverables and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate all-hands meetings, supply-chains are forced to become real-world. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible ROI metrics and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. Think best-of-breed. Think collaborative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.