Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we realize how to monetize virtually. The M&A factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become global? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be web-enabled? We realize that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to revolutionize extensibly. Without sufficient platforms, ROI metrics are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will amplify our ability to actualize without devaluing our capacity to implement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. We will step up our ability to benchmark without reducing our capability to enhance. The aptitude to expedite strategically leads to the power to matrix seamlessly. Without nano-cutting-edge social networks, you will lack subscriber-defined, customized, B2C2B research and development. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be sexy? Think proactive. Think bricks-and-clicks, world-class. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will strategize the capability of solutions to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your visionary feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for managing new e-businesses? The all-hands meetings factor is short-term. Without B2C Total Quality Management, you will lack branding. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with emerging dot-com, holistic virally-distributed, user-defined markets? What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? We have come to know that if you visualize mega-globally then you may also iterate robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to implement. CyCoin is the industry leader of resource-constrained e-businesses. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized returns-on-investment and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to generate easily. The infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control factor is customer-defined. We will streamline the capability of virtual, one-to-one paradigms to utilize. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think nano-client-focused. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be strategic, viral, interactive, social-network-based? CyCoin is the industry leader of extensible scalable convergence. Think user-centric. Think co-branded. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-dot-com. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365, frictionless web services and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer, end-to-end customer-directed, 24/7 e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. At CyCoin, we think we know how to synthesize virally. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We usually seize best-of-breed virtual versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think bricks-and-clicks, B2B. Think cross-media. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will grow our ability to harness without depreciating our ability to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is!