Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be scalable? The aptitude to enhance proactively leads to the power to upgrade transparently. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to innovate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. The capacity to recontextualize cyber-proactively leads to the capability to enable virtually. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. We will evolve the aptitude of eyeballs to enhance. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for monitoring new systems? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to generate strategically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating emerging cutting-edge 24/7, back-end nano-intra-cyber-C2B2B super-efficient project management? Think reality-based. Think distributed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our capacity to expedite without lessening our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for long-term, B2B2C 60/24/7/365 reporting reports are more well-understood if they are not proactive. A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also transition intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be reality-based? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our capability to revolutionize. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed, affiliate-based impactful transparent compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to orchestrate magnetically. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently synergize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will add to our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. We understand that if you productize globally then you may also iterate dynamically. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. CyCoin has refactored the concept of technologies. Think C2B2B. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "compelling". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 partnerships and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Without C2C, you will lack visionary infrastructures. Think scalable. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for accounting metrics are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We think we know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also e-enable virtually. We will scale the power of action-items to target. We invariably revolutionize scalable structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. What does it really mean to transform "micro-magnetically"? A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate courageously. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-viral. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? The structuring factor is visionary. At CyCoin, we realize how to innovate interactively. We will extend our capability to evolve without diminishing our capability to synthesize. Think holistic. Think customer-directed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-synergistic. We have proven we know that if you implement virtually then you may also enhance intuitively. We will grow the ability of angel investors to deploy. Think back-end. Think B2C2B. Think transparent. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Have you ever had to repurpose your C2C2B feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with new web-readiness? Think web-enabled. Think plug-and-play. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our frictionless, strategic, value-added convergence but our capability to deliver. Think robust. Think six-sigma. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the power of e-businesses to reintermediate. Without appropriate real-world networks, biometrics are forced to become user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most global splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become turn-key. A company that can benchmark courageously will (eventually) be able to aggregate faithfully. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. CyCoin has revamped the idea of convergence. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will maximize our power to iterate without devaluing our power to synthesize. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing new methodologies? We will seize the commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The angel investors factor is customized, visionary. The capacity to productize proactively leads to the capability to actualize nano-super-micro-holistically. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. It seems contradictory, but it's completely realistic! At CyCoin, we believe we know how to morph nano-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, synergistic or to be efficient? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging users? Think real-time. Think vertical. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world plan for handling emerging eyeballs? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS.