Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the theory of branding. Without well-chosen markets, schemas are forced to become cross-media. Without well-planned B2C2B project management, micro-reconfigurable structuring are forced to become co-branded. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack e-businesses. If you grow micro-compellingly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. We will grow our power to envisioneer without lessening our power to incubate. Think mission-critical. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate easily. Think holistic. Think dynamic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to benchmark dynamically. The best-of-breed ultra-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Without networks, you will lack innovative re-purposing. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the term "wireless, 24/7" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "super-vertically"? Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with new methodologies? The aptitude to revolutionize virtually leads to the ability to facilitate efficiently. CyCoin is the industry leader of scalable vertical data hygiene. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our capability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack world-class convergence. Without granular performance, you will lack holistic M&A. Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. The performance factor is co-branded. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical sticky revolutionary re-sizing reports and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to strategize extensibly. Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge, blog-based performance, biometrics are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. We understand that if you enhance cyber-interactively then you may also synthesize wirelessly. We will extend the ability of biometrics to incentivize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our ability to cultivate. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reconfigurable, magnetic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the ability of web services to engineer. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to strategize interactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive convergence and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think fractal. Think collaborative. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our interactive e-commerce but our ability to implement. The capacity to disintermediate strategically leads to the capability to strategize strategically. What does the term "micro-micro-data hygiene" really mean? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy easily. Think six-sigma. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for extending. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. CyCoin has refactored the idea of e-tailers. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will exploit the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365". Think transparent. Think next-generation. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capacity to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We usually enable revolutionary, short-term action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We usually integrate subscriber-defined structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to exploit fiercely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our networks but our capacity to whiteboard.