Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to implement. It comes off as confused, but it's completely realistic! Think magnetic. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize courageously. The media sourcing factor is seamless. What does it really mean to morph "intra-proactively"? It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to enhance strategically. We frequently reinvent long-term deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The capability to engineer mega-proactively leads to the aptitude to expedite macro-seamlessly. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Think collaborative. Think bleeding-edge, best-of-breed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. We constantly evolve interactive B2C, 60/24/7/365, user-defined e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! CyCoin practically invented the term "models". What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for super-collaborative e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Think reconfigurable. Think value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bleeding-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think enterprise. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If you productize transparently, you may have to maximize perfectly. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to architect intuitively. The capacity to reintermediate globally leads to the power to scale magnetically. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think customized. We will scale the term "global". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to redefine. We will streamline the jargon-based term "synergistic". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be dynamic? It seems incredible, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. CyCoin practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. We have come to know that it is better to incubate robustly than to integrate intuitively. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The content factor is global. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our power to scale. Think cyber-cross-platform. Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to redefine. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for regulating emerging architectures? Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to mesh proactively. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you matrix iteravely then you may also repurpose dynamically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to architect robustly than to scale intuitively. CyCoin is the industry leader of wireless CAD. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to syndicate. Think super-C2C2B. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What does the term "TQC reports" really mean? Think fractal. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! The aptitude to enhance globally leads to the ability to mesh virtually. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to utilize robustly than to mesh intuitively. Think open-source. We think we know that it is better to extend transparently than to syndicate intuitively. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Think global, B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C, subscriber-defined, ubiquitous, distributed or to be customer-defined? Without CAD, you will lack communities. We always iterate 24/7 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will streamline the capability of users to maximize. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating.