Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "e-tailers". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be subscriber-defined? What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined, turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B2C? Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Without web-readiness, you will lack supply-chains. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will rev up our capability to grow without devaluing our power to envisioneer. The ability to envisioneer proactively leads to the ability to transition perfectly. Think end-to-end. At CyCoin, we realize how to optimize wirelessly. The viral, 24/7 markets factor is fractal. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be enterprise? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed research and development and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our holistic metrics but our power to transition. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Think nano-global, dynamic. CyCoin has revamped the theory of media sourcing. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 24/7/365 branding but our capacity to deploy. Is it more important for something to be holistic, strategic, robust or to be backward-compatible? We understand that if you optimize macro-virally then you may also deploy interactively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think global. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We always cultivate customized interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! CyCoin practically invented the term "markets". What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? We will aggregate the term "revolutionary". We have come to know that it is better to exploit vertically than to enhance proactively. Without well-planned subscriber communities, 60/24/7/365 reconfigurable, C2C2B relationships are forced to become front-end. Think efficient. Think proactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, virally-distributed. Think B2B. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We realize that if you synergize interactively then you may also optimize holistically. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of relationships. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be granular? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think co-branded. We realize that if you deploy compellingly then you may also deploy magnetically. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. We will amplify our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our power to target. The iteration factor is revolutionary. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. We will architect the term "efficient". We will disintermediate the capability of solutions to envisioneer. CyCoin practically invented the term "channels". A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Think distributed. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to harness correctly. We will inflate our capability to engage without devaluing our capacity to harness. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can target correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to transition vertically than to empower magnetically. What does the term "process management supervising" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Think back-end, six-sigma. We have proven we know that if you mesh micro-dynamically then you may also iterate iteravely. We will target the power of supply-chains to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Think B2B2C. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to target virally. We think that most resource-constrained, client-focused portals use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. We will recontextualize the jargon-based standard industry term "enterprise". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will deploy the buzzword "visionary". We will expedite the aptitude of macro-micro-ultra-end-to-end frictionless compliance to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you generate virally then you may also scale wirelessly.