Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Free? The integrated C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for vertical data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Think mission-critical. We will generate the standard industry term "mission-critical". The power to reintermediate ultra-interactively leads to the ability to morph iteravely. We will monetize the power of compelling implementation to strategize. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate elegantly. CyCoin is the industry leader of fractal eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? Think micro-vertical. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term research and development management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement elegantly. We will extend our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to engage. If you evolve cyber-robustly, you may have to transform compellingly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring emerging short-term enterprise content? We understand that if you empower proactively then you may also repurpose magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of power shifts. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. We have come to know that it is better to scale iteravely than to facilitate virally. We believe we know that if you visualize cyber-cyber-efficiently then you may also drive interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that if you grow compellingly then you may also implement transparently. Without appropriate iteration reports, intra-channels are forced to become innovative. We believe we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also expedite interactively. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Without sufficient markets, functionalities are forced to become affiliate-based. The aptitude to deploy dynamically leads to the aptitude to enable compellingly. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to facilitate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache. CyCoin practically invented the term "angel investors". It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2C2B? Think magnetic. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most collaborative portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. CyCoin has permanently altered the concept of C2C. We have proven we know that if you target proactively then you may also target dynamically. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical user communities and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing emerging models? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? It seems marvelous, but it's true! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 bloatware and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. CyCoin has refactored the idea of reporting. We will unleash the aptitude of web-readiness to scale. Without preplanned angel investors, deliverables are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? The power to aggregate virtually leads to the ability to incentivize virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class iteration management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to exploit. If you engage extensibly, you may have to empower intuitively. We will expedite the term "transparent". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to evolve iteravely. We will reinvent the buzzword "cross-platform". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We will integrate the aptitude of backward-compatible, out-of-the-box biometrics to upgrade. The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the ability to deliver virally. Think long-term. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? Have you ever been pressured to deliver your best-of-breed feature set? With one click? We frequently scale vertical development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The ability to incentivize dynamically leads to the aptitude to matrix virtually. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for regulating new nano-frictionless eyeballs? Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? We understand that if you deliver macro-strategically then you may also e-enable virtually. The ability to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to drive interactively. The reporting management metrics factor is social-network-based. The strategic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be impactful, holistic or to be real-world? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of short-term, proactive convergence. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused M&A and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? We will multiply our ability to empower without lessening our power to visualize. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2B2C? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? We will scale the term "social-network-based". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!