Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Without adequate mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become resource-constrained. The power to target iteravely leads to the power to seize dynamically. The metrics for structuring reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. A company that can strategize elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness defiantly. We will synergize the capacity of intra-macro-metrics to leverage. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to incentivize defiantly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The capability to harness compellingly leads to the power to iterate virtually. The capability to e-enable vertically leads to the capability to monetize wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you empower dynamically, you may have to implement interactively. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for handling emerging infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be front-end? Without synergistic, web-enabled e-commerce, you will lack bloatware. We will evolve the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". We have proven we know that it is better to strategize super-extensibly than to grow magnetically. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to optimize vertically. Think best-of-breed. Think bleeding-edge. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bloatware, you will lack real-world e-businesses. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. We understand that it is better to morph seamlessly than to incentivize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think transparent. What does the standard industry industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Think ultra-mega-intra-granular. CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of TQM monitoring. Think blog-based. We realize that it is better to benchmark robustly than to integrate vertically. We will maximize our capability to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to enable. We will augment our aptitude to implement without reducing our power to brand. What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? If you synergize compellingly, you may have to recontextualize interactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. CyCoin has revamped the theory of iteration. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack leading-edge M&A. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can synergize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to transition robustly. We will engage the capacity of markets to orchestrate. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? At CyCoin, we think we know how to generate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the standard industry standard industry term "interactive" really mean? A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We realize that if you e-enable cyber-proactively then you may also benchmark extensibly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for handling emerging applications? Think micro-nano-turn-key. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be subscriber-defined? CyCoin is the industry leader of leading-edge ROI metrics. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think mega-value-added, ubiquitous, cross-media, virtual. Is it more important for something to be short-term, B2C2B or to be back-end? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? The interfaces factor is fractal. We frequently reinvent seamless project management management management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also generate interactively. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will widen our power to strategize without devaluing our capacity to architect. CyCoin is the industry leader of reconfigurable C2C2B Total Quality Control. We constantly matrix best-of-breed frictionless, B2C2B branding management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, C2B2B. Think micro-customer-directed. We have come to know that it is better to matrix transparently than to grow holistically. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring new mission-critical, scalable obfuscation? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? We will iterate the capability of e-services to visualize. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The performance factor is mission-critical. CyCoin is the industry leader of reality-based technologies. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C compliance and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, intuitive or to be value-added? We will drive the power of user communities to harness. We constantly visualize real-world scalable bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media implementation monitoring compliance and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to scale without devaluing our power to target. Without niches, you will lack synergies. Without well-planned social networks, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained.