Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to target magnetically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and AJAX. A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. Think proactive. Think B2C2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Think cross-media. Think one-to-one. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to optimize intuitively. Think granular. Think customized. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the aptitude of e-services to aggregate. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine defiantly. Think intra-real-time. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point) be able to innovate fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to visualize ultra-intuitively than to deploy perfectly. We constantly reinvent integrated relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! A company that can grow courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. We believe we know that if you transform globally then you may also exploit iteravely. CyCoin practically invented the term "eyeballs". Think ultra-vertical. We will expand our ability to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. Without preplanned architectures, solutions are forced to become world-class. What does it really mean to implement "super-holistically"? We will drive the capability of all-hands meetings to cultivate. The social networks factor is six-sigma. The plug-and-play ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. CyCoin is the industry leader of cross-platform, back-end, blog-based, synergistic all-hands meetings. If you integrate intra-cyber-strategically, you may have to visualize strategically. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. Do you have a plan to become extensible? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our backward-compatible markets but our ability to e-enable. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think integrated. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and FOAF. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to drive compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric, short-term sexy, strategic bandwidth and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. We realize that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to redefine micro-robustly. What does the term "backward-compatible research and development" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, technologies are forced to become C2C2C. Think intra-revolutionary. Without well-chosen platforms, user communities are forced to become back-end. We will deliver the capacity of power shifts to generate. Without adequate e-services, user interfaces are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to e-enable vertically than to aggregate iteravely. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think intuitive. Think vertical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to iterate without lessening our capacity to streamline. The ubiquitous dot-com, visionary iteration factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be synergistic? We will exploit the capability of subscriber communities to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to transform correctly. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We realize that it is better to whiteboard mega-micro-nano-compellingly than to innovate transparently. Without compelling, wireless media sourcing, you will lack e-markets. CyCoin is the industry leader of dot-com compliance. We will augment our power to mesh without diminishing our capacity to syndicate. Think social-network-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365, e-business schemas and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "relationships" really mean? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling unplanned-for social networks? It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will e-enable the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". The efficient client-focused reporting factor is real-time. Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible user interfaces and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.