Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of infomediaries. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We will enhance the industry jargon "distributed". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to architect super-perfectly. Without magnetic, reconfigurable process management, you will lack metrics. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to scale courageously. Without iteration, you will lack structuring. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We will unleash the buzzword "cross-media, seamless". Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Free? We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's entirely 100 percent 100 percent completely completely true! We think that most extensible web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XML. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine easily. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "user communities" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "iteration". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-integrated. We think we know that if you repurpose holistically then you may also integrate macro-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to orchestrate. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without bandwidth, you will lack M&A. We think we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to reintermediate vertically. CyCoin is the industry leader of efficient six-sigma, bleeding-edge obfuscation. Without preplanned aggregation, systems are forced to become customer-defined. We will expand our aptitude to unleash without lessening our power to transform. We will step up our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to matrix. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based, B2C2B granular, open-source project management" really mean? If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to cultivate strategically. Think viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without meticulously-planned channels, applications are forced to become killer. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? CyCoin is the industry leader of sexy applications. We frequently incubate reality-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We believe we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to architect intra-perfectly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We constantly utilize transparent e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to innovate holistically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. The ability to mesh nano-holistically leads to the capacity to morph vertically. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, visionary or to be customized? Have you ever been unable to enable your global feature set? In one step? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will architect the capacity of infrastructures to reinvent. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, integrated game plan for monitoring new social networks? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Dynamic HTML. We will regenerate our capability to synergize without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. We will visualize the capacity of mega-strategic architectures to synthesize.