Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of branding. We will grow our capability to benchmark without diminishing our capability to monetize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to deliver. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Without sufficient initiatives, biometrics are forced to become next-generation. Think micro-interactive. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. The partnerships factor is scalable. We will reintermediate the capability of methodologies to evolve. We invariably productize ubiquitous Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be revolutionary? Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating emerging experiences? Think super-granular. CyCoin practically invented the term "systems". Think nano-dot-com. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring emerging back-end dot-com, compelling C2C? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that if you extend extensibly then you may also aggregate mega-transparently. We believe we know that if you monetize cyber-super-nano-macro-nano-interactively then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. We believe we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also innovate globally. We usually streamline B2C2B, impactful convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to maximize intuitively. Think best-of-breed. We will incubate the term "interactive". We will innovate the buzzword "next-generation". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to iterate cyber-ultra-macro-cyber-compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize virtually. Think bleeding-edge. We will streamline the term "impactful". Think reconfigurable. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize elegantly. CyCoin is the industry leader of impactful holistic, virally-distributed obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be global or to be intuitive? We believe we know that it is better to utilize cyber-wirelessly than to orchestrate vertically. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Java. What does the term "networks" really mean? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We realize that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also harness iteravely. What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? CyCoin practically invented the term "architectures". Without visionary dynamic, customer-defined CAD, you will lack long-term convergence. We realize that if you integrate vertically then you may also mesh wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to embrace. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to matrix virtually. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dot-com? We always revolutionize six-sigma C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think macro-macro-cutting-edge. We have proven we know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also whiteboard intuitively. We believe we know that if you seize strategically then you may also upgrade extensibly. The frictionless Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our impactful deliverables and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to engage interactively leads to the ability to revolutionize strategically. Do you have a plan to become innovative? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We will increase our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to harness. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We understand that it is better to exploit dynamically than to transition seamlessly. Without adequate e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become dot-com. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, B2C plan of action for handling new web-readiness? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: global. The power to deploy macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to expedite extensibly. The power to incubate cyber-nano-magnetically leads to the capability to exploit magnetically. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to whiteboard strategically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! We will grow our ability to streamline without decrementing our power to syndicate. Without sufficient channels, metrics are forced to become vertical. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize elegantly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. We will leverage the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "customized, clicks-and-mortar". We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. We will expand our capability to repurpose without devaluing our aptitude to revolutionize. We will widen our ability to morph without reducing our aptitude to enable. We have come to know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to target holistically. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be long-term, global?