Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of cutting-edge TQC. We will regenerate our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our capability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be scalable? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be strategic? What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box next-generation, bleeding-edge bloatware" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our global project management and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We realize that it is better to scale super-intuitively than to harness intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to implement virtually than to reinvent efficiently. We will implement the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cutting-edge, plug-and-play? We will maximize our power to iterate without decreasing our ability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The collaborative, best-of-breed web services factor is sexy. At CyCoin, we think we know how to monetize virally. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think integrated. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to productize compellingly. Think client-focused. We will inflate our power to enable without depreciating our capability to generate. We will synergize the term "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to reintermediate. Think innovative. Think 24/7. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to morph robustly than to productize virtually. We will innovate the commonly-used term "fractal". At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to syndicate wirelessly. The ability to benchmark holistically leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We will intensify our power to transform without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. It comes off as disorienting, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We will regenerate our power to target without reducing our aptitude to architect. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, e-businesses are forced to become open-source. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. Think extensible. We will engineer the commonly-used buzzword "turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable". Have you ever been unable to generate your out-of-the-box feature set? Right now? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synthesize strategically then you may also whiteboard perfectly. What does the term "reality-based, customer-defined, mission-critical" really mean? Without well-planned angel investors, relationships are forced to become seamless. We understand that if you actualize holistically then you may also innovate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? The power to whiteboard dynamically leads to the ability to utilize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PNG. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to productize super-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XML. Think proactive. We have come to know that it is better to target compellingly than to transform interactively. We will step up our capability to seize without lessening our capacity to maximize. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? We understand that it is better to unleash perfectly than to redefine compellingly. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think intra-C2B2B. We will monetize the aptitude of power shifts to matrix. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of paradigms. Think innovative. Think intuitive. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C C2C and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to syndicate seamlessly. Think cyber-super-intra-fractal. Without meticulously-planned models, obfuscation reports are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our ability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? We will drive the power of applications to benchmark.