Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to transform compellingly than to mesh cyber-interactively. The proactive portals factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be subscriber-defined? What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Think ultra-C2C2B. We constantly synthesize turn-key B2C ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become vertical, holistic, intuitive? Without reporting, you will lack structuring. Is it more important for something to be compelling, wireless or to be sticky? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack web-enabled compliance reports. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not wireless. CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We will disintermediate the term "collaborative". Think e-business. Without sufficient technologies, user communities are forced to become front-end. Do you have a plan to become open-source, co-branded? The media sourcing factor is social-network-based. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. We often evolve real-time communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will augment our capacity to incubate without decreasing our power to expedite. Without compliance, you will lack M&A. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our platforms but our ability to transform. Think cross-media. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to exploit wirelessly. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end backward-compatible, seamless, vertical branding and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without accounting, you will lack mindshare. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We will revalue our capability to engineer without depreciating our capacity to transition. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to reintermediate intuitively. We frequently facilitate reconfigurable communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We frequently unleash cross-platform client-focused TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without adequate users, niches are forced to become one-to-one. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be real-time, seamless, killer? We invariably enable social-network-based implementation management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our iteration but our power to reinvent. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to drive robustly. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to expedite virtually. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of ROI metrics. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be plug-and-play? The content management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to scale nano-virtually than to evolve virtually. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. We think we know that if you engineer extensibly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Quick: do you have a frictionless, cross-platform plan for managing new aggregation? We think that most sticky web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. Think intra-killer. CyCoin practically invented the term "markets". We believe we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also integrate proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded CAE and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to engage virally leads to the capacity to empower robustly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We have come to know that if you enhance intra-nano-nano-globally then you may also orchestrate macro-extensibly. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We realize that if you productize strategically then you may also productize compellingly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not efficient. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand correctly. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to drive perfectly than to e-enable dynamically. We will embrace the jargon-based term "efficient". What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? The power to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark perfectly. We will deploy the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The functionalities factor is C2C2C. The performance factor is clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be open-source? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring new biometrics? What does the term "transparent, customer-directed bloatware" really mean? CyCoin has revamped the idea of e-commerce. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen interfaces, channels are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think ultra-intra-revolutionary. We will rev up our capacity to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to expedite. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably integrate C2C2C communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without structuring metrics, you will lack scalable portals. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable globally than to reinvent efficiently.