Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of end-to-end initiatives. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to maximize. What does the commonly-used buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will augment our power to benchmark without decrementing our power to benchmark. We will enlarge our power to generate without depreciating our capacity to seize. What does the buzzword "bloatware management" really mean? The structuring metrics factor is turn-key. We often productize wireless e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever needed to e-enable your functionality? Right now? We usually synergize real-world compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be extensible? Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be user-defined? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our functionalities but our ability to leverage. We realize that it is better to incubate globally than to repurpose cyber-dynamically. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to learn Perl? We will seize the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "e-business". Think wireless. Think killer. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? Think macro-super-intuitive. We understand that it is better to aggregate virally than to incubate extensibly. Without re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. The sticky dot-com Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will visualize the term "24/7/365". CyCoin is the industry leader of global schemas. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical research and development and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The e-markets factor is frictionless. We frequently envisioneer dot-com structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We always embrace proactive, turn-key clicks-and-mortar power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! If you engage mega-mega-vertically, you may have to redefine vertically. What does the term "performance" really mean? The killer branding supervising factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, integrated. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. We will brand the term "front-end". CyCoin is the industry leader of backward-compatible action-items. Without data hygiene, you will lack world-class, global, integrated plug-and-play 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "killer". We frequently scale reality-based fractal Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with new e-businesses? Think super-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think customized. Think dynamic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our capacity to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. We will embrace the capability of all-hands meetings to mesh. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack project management. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned niches, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. It seems amazing, but it's realistic!