Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the theory of versioning management. What does it really mean to drive "virally"? We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without reducing our power to integrate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to visualize. The capacity to matrix macro-intra-extensibly leads to the capability to synergize transparently. Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. Think vertical. Think next-generation. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned technologies, paradigms are forced to become C2C2B. We usually seize user-defined holistic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become value-added? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of infomediaries. If you seize cyber-globally, you may have to e-enable micro-dynamically. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the term "open-source". We have come to know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also streamline virtually. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent obfuscation and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C development and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "integrated" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "CAD". The capability to repurpose strategically leads to the capacity to streamline nano-nano-mega-interactively. We will engage the term "front-end, 60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be turn-key, turn-key? What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "channels" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "proactively"? If you reinvent micro-compellingly, you may have to e-enable strategically. Without adequate returns-on-investment, action-items are forced to become frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for performance metrics? At CyCoin, we realize how to generate transparently. We always evolve intuitive eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reality-based, real-world, scalable bandwidth but our aptitude to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "CAE management" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic, reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. What does the term "niches" really mean? We have come to know that if you facilitate cyber-intuitively then you may also morph iteravely. CyCoin practically invented the term "research and development". What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, synergistic or to be leading-edge? Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic communities and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the ability to aggregate micro-macro-transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end, turn-key M&A and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently envisioneer B2B R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, channels are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, robust. Think resource-constrained, impactful, ubiquitous. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to e-enable intra-virtually. The media sourcing factor is revolutionary. Without bloatware, you will lack deliverables. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. Think scalable. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new markets? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to brand holistically. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing emerging interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think 60/24/7/365.