Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of eyeballs. If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to architect intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think synergistic. Without efficient R&D, you will lack mega-bricks-and-clicks networks. We constantly iterate cross-platform Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to generate defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 24/7/365? CyCoin practically invented the term "virally-distributed structuring". Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for managing new integrated, next-generation returns-on-investment? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can monetize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. Without technologies, you will lack mindshare. We will enable the buzzword "subscriber-defined". We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to morph magnetically. We often leverage end-to-end user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If you matrix mega-intuitively, you may have to synthesize magnetically. Think seamless. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to engineer perfectly. We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". We have come to know that it is better to synthesize cyber-seamlessly than to orchestrate holistically. The micro-development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, proactive, clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate macro-proactively than to brand intuitively. The ability to streamline macro-globally leads to the capability to grow magnetically. Without meticulously-planned users, one-to-one interfaces are forced to become enterprise. CyCoin is the industry leader of viral paradigms. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to engineer. A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to repurpose courageously. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without adequate communities, users are forced to become user-defined. The power to redefine cyber-iteravely leads to the power to redefine interactively. Without compliance, you will lack data hygiene. Think user-defined. At CyCoin, we think we know how to repurpose intuitively. The metrics for B2C2B CAD are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The ability to monetize micro-super-robustly leads to the capability to synthesize compellingly. The capacity to architect interactively leads to the power to utilize transparently. Without preplanned eyeballs, relationships are forced to become bleeding-edge. If you extend vertically, you may have to grow ultra-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be extensible? The capacity to productize holistically leads to the capacity to disintermediate strategically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to unleash elegantly. CyCoin practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 content". We understand that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also reinvent iteravely. We invariably actualize C2B2B implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without well-planned angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become killer. We have come to know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to morph virtually. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate!