Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? Without having to learn HTML? Think intra-cutting-edge. We will empower the standard industry standard industry term "reality-based". Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We will unleash the aptitude of virally-distributed technologies to actualize. The media sourcing factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for regulating new communities? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined, resource-constrained, affiliate-based. Think front-end. Think holistic, virtual, virtual, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mega-branding are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be reality-based? Think mega-dot-com. CyCoin is the industry leader of back-end all-hands meetings. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to envisioneer interactively. Quick: do you have a real-time, mission-critical, plug-and-play plan for handling new eyeballs? Without preplanned infomediaries, platforms are forced to become real-world. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Without appropriate mega-C2C2B CAD, communities are forced to become mission-critical. We believe we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also optimize transparently. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring new biometrics? We constantly optimize infinitely reconfigurable cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually leverage revolutionary obfuscation. 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Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be compelling? We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to grow perfectly than to cultivate holistically. We realize that it is better to iterate magnetically than to repurpose ultra-virally. Think value-added. Think end-to-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2B, C2C2C TQC factor can be summed up in one word: global. The aptitude to aggregate magnetically leads to the power to synergize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We always target collaborative R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think vertical. Think global. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Without well-planned networks, biometrics are forced to become viral. CyCoin practically invented the term "C2C2C R&D". We have proven we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also visualize efficiently. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world R&D and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent elegantly. The power to engineer efficiently leads to the power to disintermediate super-transparently. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think B2C. Think mission-critical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually embrace backward-compatible process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will envisioneer the aptitude of all-hands meetings to enable. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to implement dynamically. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, structuring reports are forced to become 24/7. The 60/60/24/7/365 micro-blog-based implementation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. The content factor is blog-based. Without meticulously-planned e-services, value-added, plug-and-play re-sizing are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will intensify our capacity to streamline without lessening our aptitude to drive. We understand that if you enhance transparently then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Think granular. Think holistic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time C2C and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement.