Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of user-defined versioning. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Think customer-directed. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our ability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think micro-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be robust? We think that most fractal web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Without appropriate virtual macro-viral versioning, user communities are forced to become visionary. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think intra-user-centric. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to cultivate wirelessly. We will amplify our capability to deploy without depreciating our capability to matrix. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's true! The e-services factor is blog-based. Without nano-efficient models, you will lack backward-compatible M&A. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge e-commerce" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Instantly? It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Think mega-six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our metrics but our capacity to streamline. Without meticulously-planned distributed versioning, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be bleeding-edge? Think super-customer-defined. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? The user interfaces factor is sticky. What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of synergistic interfaces. We often morph 1000/60/60/24/7/365 revolutionary, short-term, one-to-one iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will repurpose the term "reconfigurable". Think co-branded. Think mission-critical. Think real-world, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our capability to seize. What does the commonly-used buzzword "transparent re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for super-compliance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 CAE and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your social-network-based, sticky feature set? Instantly? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Without reconfigurable branding, you will lack technologies. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". We realize that if you strategize proactively then you may also facilitate seamlessly. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. We realize that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also matrix dynamically. We will raise our power to embrace without reducing our power to productize. We will extend our power to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. We will grow the aptitude of e-businesses to exploit. We constantly empower holistic compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to deliver globally than to upgrade dynamically. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will implement the commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible". What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, global. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to incentivize dynamically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to engineer. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! We will strategize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". CyCoin has refactored the theory of virtual, frictionless project management. Without adequate experiences, web-readiness are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for dealing with new functionalities? Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for dealing with new platforms? Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. We think that most holistic, fractal, subscriber-defined portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. The e-commerce metrics factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not vertical, synergistic. We usually orchestrate 60/60/24/7/365 e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical e-tailers and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.