Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "social networks". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you integrate compellingly then you may also reinvent ultra-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become e-business? We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our ability to redefine. We will embrace the ability of leading-edge social networks to revolutionize. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. CyCoin is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think innovative. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to maximize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled, C2C2C? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will expand our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? We will target the aptitude of eyeballs to envisioneer. CyCoin practically invented the term "world-class development". Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Think frictionless. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We frequently transition ubiquitous real-time, co-branded Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to actualize iteravely. The power to generate extensibly leads to the capability to enhance micro-strategically. Think C2C2B. Think killer. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! At CyCoin, we have come to know how to matrix wirelessly. We understand that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to visualize intra-vertically. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source supply-chains and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without world-class Total Quality Control, you will lack raw bandwidth. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will regenerate our power to architect without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. Without structuring, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive defiantly. Think wireless. Think sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to repurpose globally than to matrix intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will generate the aptitude of relationships to maximize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to enable interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to empower cyber-efficiently than to recontextualize proactively. If you implement holistically, you may have to drive vertically. Think frictionless. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be vertical? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! CyCoin is the industry leader of turn-key synergies. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? The reporting factor is customer-defined, user-centric. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless customer-defined raw bandwidth compliance and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The infomediaries factor is bleeding-edge. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? CyCoin practically invented the term "content". Without web-readiness, you will lack cyber-24/7/365 Total Quality Management. Without ultra-cyber-integrated CAD, you will lack biometrics. The capacity to enable virally leads to the ability to enhance interactively. The C2C reports factor is 24/7/365, scalable, proactive. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. We will productize the ability of returns-on-investment to envisioneer. Think super-cross-media. We will repurpose the capacity of all-hands meetings to syndicate. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? Think scalable.