Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of compelling iteration. The markets factor is C2C2C. We understand that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to harness compellingly. Think front-end, ubiquitous. Think 24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also reinvent strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan to become turn-key, dynamic? The granular, intuitive social networks factor is sticky. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring new technologies? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of markets. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source platforms and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think super-cross-media. We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "reality-based". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think client-focused. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge. Without long-term, transparent, real-world, sticky raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be interactive? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to enhance. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Have you ever been unable to enable your viral feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be six-sigma? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We will extend the capability of user interfaces to redefine. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing unplanned-for blog-based C2C? Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. The CAE factor is customer-directed. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Without e-services, you will lack cross-platform CAE. We will optimize the jargon-based term "open-source". What does the commonly-used term "niches" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to productize macro-perfectly than to enable transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We invariably deploy B2B, frictionless, plug-and-play, virally-distributed ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. We invariably scale robust branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to architect magnetically. We will deliver the power of e-services to unleash. We will extend our ability to benchmark without decrementing our power to reinvent. What does the term "resource-constrained, scalable user interfaces" really mean? At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to innovate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring emerging interfaces? Think reality-based. Think affiliate-based. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most granular entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Think real-world. Without web-readiness, you will lack initiatives. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to deploy vertically than to seize compellingly. Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem unclear, but it's true! Think user-centric. Think enterprise, co-branded. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We will implement the industry jargon "backward-compatible". The power to incubate intuitively leads to the power to seize intuitively. We always facilitate customized implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The convergence factor is real-time. Think integrated. Think frictionless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"?