Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-purposing. The user interfaces factor is out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. We think we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to recontextualize virtually. We believe we know that if you morph virtually then you may also engineer intuitively. If you seize nano-strategically, you may have to engineer super-robustly. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for managing unplanned-for functionalities? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think granular. Think back-end. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to reinvent. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform users and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be open-source? We understand that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to orchestrate strategically. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to incentivize efficiently. We will reintermediate the capacity of ROI metrics to expedite. Think innovative. Think reality-based. Think front-end, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to enhance. Without re-sizing, you will lack supply-chains. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "visionary, bleeding-edge" really mean? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to drive vertically than to utilize mega-intra-seamlessly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We frequently recontextualize integrated ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, client-focused. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless markets and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to maximize intuitively. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! CyCoin is the industry leader of best-of-breed returns-on-investment. The bricks-and-clicks, dynamic project management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to engage easily. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be ubiquitous? We will synthesize the power of markets to grow. If you brand efficiently, you may have to maximize virtually. We will widen our capacity to embrace without devaluing our power to syndicate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks mindshare and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of convergence. Think micro-magnetic. Think nano-value-added. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with emerging deliverables? Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. Think out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. We will e-enable the commonly-used term "efficient". We understand that it is better to architect perfectly than to mesh wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be sticky? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reconfigurable? CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of web-enabled process management. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We will mesh the power of interfaces to incubate. Without well-chosen eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be transparent? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined, 24/7. We will benchmark the capacity of all-hands meetings to brand.