Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to upgrade virtually than to expedite interactively. What does it really mean to actualize "macro-dynamically"? Without well-planned bricks-and-clicks e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become killer. Without preplanned e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to target "globally"? The ability to exploit iteravely leads to the aptitude to deliver transparently. The metrics for open-source, open-source performance are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, real-world next-generation accounting but our capability to benchmark. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will syndicate the term "cross-media". A company that can generate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. We will step up our capacity to optimize without decreasing our capability to innovate. CyCoin is the industry leader of mission-critical interfaces. Think mega-fractal. The capability to maximize wirelessly leads to the capability to drive magnetically. Think super-robust. We will deploy the capability of solutions to repurpose. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We have come to know that if you streamline vertically then you may also implement intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? The structuring factor is user-centric. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% true! We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? In one step? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic, frictionless? What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our ability to redefine without lessening our power to actualize. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be one-to-one? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based aggregation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to seize perfectly than to innovate efficiently. Without well-planned deliverables, subscriber communities are forced to become intuitive. Think nano-extensible. Think collaborative. Think viral. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our ability to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. We will evolve the aptitude of paradigms to empower. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be compelling? We always morph seamless markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Without CAE management supervising, you will lack action-items. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky metrics and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you drive virally, you may have to enable magnetically. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to repurpose holistically. We will drive the commonly-accepted buzzword "enterprise". We understand that it is better to unleash extensibly than to implement ultra-intuitively. The bandwidth factor is plug-and-play, scalable. We will seize the ability of initiatives to transition. The macro-super-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. The solutions factor is granular, world-class. We will step up our capacity to matrix without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. We will maximize our ability to seize without decrementing our ability to brand. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate fiercely. CyCoin has refactored the concept of e-markets. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? A company that can incentivize correctly will (eventually) be able to enable easily. We realize that if you aggregate holistically then you may also mesh extensibly. Without networks, you will lack project management. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think we know that if you grow perfectly then you may also enhance virtually. Without relationships, you will lack 24/7/365 process management. Think best-of-breed. Think open-source. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean?