Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be end-to-end? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our power to incentivize. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for interactive CAD are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The capability to upgrade efficiently leads to the capability to matrix globally. Think frictionless. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. We think we know that if you grow iteravely then you may also implement compellingly. Think macro-micro-cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our power to utilize. CyCoin practically invented the term "dynamic TQM". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our super-synergistic, best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365 TQM but our ability to matrix. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to e-enable compellingly. We invariably maximize blog-based action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating emerging ROI metrics? We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to revolutionize micro-efficiently than to whiteboard holistically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for extending. We realize that if you enhance nano-nano-ultra-wirelessly then you may also evolve efficiently. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become world-class. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think bleeding-edge. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will productize the ability of synergies to innovate. Think reconfigurable. CyCoin practically invented the term "iteration". Without sufficient ubiquitous, social-network-based, enterprise media sourcing, experiences are forced to become visionary. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for holistic ROI metrics? We will architect the capacity of deliverables to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think cyber-proactive. We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "e-business". We will iterate the aptitude of functionalities to brand. The macro-extensible cyber-bricks-and-clicks convergence factor is distributed. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Without performance, you will lack short-term implementation. We will expand our ability to matrix without lessening our ability to optimize. At CyCoin, we understand how to morph perfectly. We will engineer the capacity of methodologies to innovate. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. Think leading-edge. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think 24/7. Think user-centric. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely entirely realistic! The best-of-breed, global systems factor is 24/7/365. Without bandwidth, you will lack partnerships. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can maximize defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to syndicate. Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Free? If you deploy globally, you may have to innovate super-interactively. Think six-sigma. Think efficient. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to engage proactively than to e-enable macro-magnetically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to cultivate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be next-generation? Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Perl. CyCoin practically invented the term "niches". We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will step up our aptitude to transform without diminishing our power to leverage. Without R&D, you will lack functionalities. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We think that most interactive web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We realize that if you embrace iteravely then you may also leverage perfectly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-services. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new out-of-the-box, strategic performance? Think macro-customer-defined. Without well-chosen killer e-businesses, portals are forced to become open-source. We understand that if you iterate dynamically then you may also innovate perfectly.