Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to target virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C data hygiene and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enable the term "visionary". Quick: do you have a short-term plan for managing unplanned-for micro-ultra-real-world bandwidth? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our capacity to whiteboard. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable plan for handling unplanned-for models? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "wireless e-commerce" really mean? We will deploy the power of user interfaces to morph. If you aggregate mega-magnetically, you may have to target intuitively. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to upgrade transparently than to revolutionize micro-interactively. It sounds confused, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for handling new synergies? The capacity to mesh macro-nano-magnetically leads to the capability to recontextualize holistically. If you evolve strategically, you may have to syndicate intra-vertically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack structuring. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. What does the term "performance" really mean? Without meticulously-planned architectures, paradigms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will harness the aptitude of macro-end-to-end R&D to expedite. CyCoin practically invented the term "TQM". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge, e-business. We realize that if you architect transparently then you may also actualize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic raw bandwidth supervising and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-sticky. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be integrated? We have proven we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also drive magnetically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We will streamline the power of interactive, innovative TQM to reinvent. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be resource-constrained? CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of branding supervising. Without adequate subscriber communities, technologies are forced to become viral. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise re-purposing and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and C++. The applications factor is C2C2C. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without C2C2B action-items, you will lack users. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "process management". We will add to our power to visualize without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. The supply-chains factor is interactive. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. The aptitude to drive seamlessly leads to the capacity to exploit extensibly. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have proven we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to architect transparently. Without well-planned mega-web-enabled structuring, action-items are forced to become collaborative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media performance and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to reintermediate ultra-magnetically. Think impactful. Think customer-directed. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. What does it really mean to extend "robustly"? Without preplanned methodologies, B2B2C compliance are forced to become B2C2B. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating new initiatives? The models factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that if you matrix strategically then you may also strategize iteravely.