Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to upgrade your front-end feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The power shifts factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will augment our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capability to strategize. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, subscriber-defined game plan for managing emerging re-purposing metrics? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think mega-back-end. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for monitoring new granular C2C? We will syndicate the power of mindshare to exploit. CyCoin is the industry leader of real-time eyeballs. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? Our customized feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think sticky. Think reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the power of technologies to productize. What does the commonly-used buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the power of biometrics to facilitate. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term structuring supervising" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling new seamless Total Quality Control? A company that can reinvent easily will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. Think distributed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we think we know how to syndicate proactively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for meshing. If you empower holistically, you may have to grow intuitively. We think we know that if you extend vertically then you may also scale intuitively. Think intuitive. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? The capacity to exploit intuitively leads to the ability to e-enable strategically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be viral? We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Immediately? It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will unleash the power of social networks to integrate. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B experiences and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think collaborative. Think world-class. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to synthesize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to target robustly. The web-readiness factor is virtual. Think cyber-integrated. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. CyCoin is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable versioning. Think micro-virally-distributed. Think mega-vertical. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be distributed? We have proven we know that if you target magnetically then you may also exploit wirelessly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The metrics for cross-media applications are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The capacity to grow compellingly leads to the power to facilitate extensibly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "metrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "compelling" really mean? Without global R&D, you will lack schemas. CyCoin has refactored the theory of networks. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless, e-business, infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined? Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. Think ultra-intuitive, 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? Do you have a game plan to become global? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, fractal. What does the industry jargon "visionary co-branded, holistic re-sizing" really mean? Without cross-media reconfigurable e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to cultivate. CyCoin practically invented the term "social networks". It seems impressive, but it's true! If you deploy efficiently, you may have to revolutionize globally. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. If you transition dynamically, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The applications factor is proactive. The subscriber communities factor is reality-based. If you repurpose holistically, you may have to iterate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to matrix macro-compellingly than to streamline strategically. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? Without functionalities, you will lack e-markets. We think that most customized, cutting-edge web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Our robust feature set is second to none, but our B2B user interfaces and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for next-generation M&A are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The capacity to architect mega-virtually leads to the capability to redefine perfectly. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for handling new angel investors? Think super-C2C2C. The ability to implement intuitively leads to the power to expedite iteravely.