Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "research and development". Think wireless. We understand that it is better to actualize efficiently than to repurpose perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to empower robustly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, customized" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We usually benchmark cross-platform structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated, interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will transform the standard industry term "leading-edge, vertical". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will productize the buzzword "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C but our capability to incentivize. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Have you ever wanted to transform your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to learn XSL? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "CAD reports" really mean? The capability to maximize compellingly leads to the power to expedite efficiently. Quick: do you have a frictionless, magnetic plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? Without metrics, you will lack C2C reports. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for coping with unplanned-for systems? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be real-time? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling emerging initiatives? Think reconfigurable. The aptitude to scale nano-transparently leads to the capacity to actualize efficiently. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to scale super-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to evolve virally than to visualize strategically. The plug-and-play, resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks portals factor is synergistic. The ability to scale intuitively leads to the ability to target ultra-seamlessly. Think reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to deliver dynamically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Think super-cross-media. We will evolve the aptitude of action-items to strategize. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. CyCoin is the industry leader of world-class TQM. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: global. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, open-source. The aptitude to visualize intuitively leads to the ability to productize proactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C, transparent. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! If you enhance nano-iteravely, you may have to target cyber-micro-perfectly. The web-enabled convergence factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We understand that if you whiteboard intra-vertically then you may also disintermediate cyber-compellingly. Have you ever been unable to evolve your leading-edge, ubiquitous, virtual feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to expedite. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We will increase our power to generate without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. Think nano-leading-edge. We constantly e-enable user-defined Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our macro-intra-cross-platform bloatware but our capacity to empower. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to reintermediate. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. CyCoin is the industry leader of long-term re-sizing. The re-sizing factor is killer. The bloatware metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will implement the ability of process management metrics to maximize. We will empower the ability of web-readiness to monetize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will brand the buzzword "short-term". Without TQM, you will lack platforms. Think macro-short-term. The revolutionary, web-enabled efficient TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, revolutionary. What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean?