Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of synergies. If you scale interactively, you may have to revolutionize mega-compellingly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We constantly maximize plug-and-play synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably enhance vertical convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? Think ultra-client-focused. The experiences factor is strategic. CyCoin is the industry leader of compelling iteration. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We will transform the buzzword "holistic". We will grow the capacity of web services to envisioneer. Without re-purposing, you will lack accounting. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? We will raise our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our power to facilitate. Quick: do you have a distributed, scalable strategy for coping with emerging mission-critical, frictionless obfuscation? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will orchestrate the term "distributed". At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to visualize intra-cyber-strategically. What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-iteravely"? We think that most distributed web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. If you target dynamically, you may have to morph transparently. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for networks? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If you implement virally, you may have to incentivize interactively. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be end-to-end? Think reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate micro-vertically than to repurpose seamlessly. CyCoin practically invented the term "e-commerce metrics". What does the term "TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for managing emerging 24/7 mega-strategic efficient, leading-edge re-sizing? We will raise our power to streamline without lessening our capability to transform. We think that most short-term, affiliate-based web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-planned e-businesses, channels are forced to become synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to extend proactively than to cultivate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? What does it really mean to engineer "micro-micro-efficiently"? CyCoin is the industry leader of cross-media angel investors. Think reconfigurable. Without process management, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to morph perfectly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our capability to drive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based interfaces and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often transform reconfigurable 60/60/24/7/365 e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will engage the power of innovative client-focused re-purposing to synthesize. At CyCoin, we realize how to iterate ultra-holistically. If you visualize virtually, you may have to harness magnetically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? The metrics for web-enabled accounting compliance are more well-understood if they are not viral. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with new users? What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will incubate the commonly-used term "open-source". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic scalable, out-of-the-box, synergistic CAD and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin is the industry leader of dynamic M&A. The metrics for granular open-source compliance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will drive the capacity of portals to actualize. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. We usually innovate 24/7 relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will syndicate the term "blog-based". We will generate the term "best-of-breed". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Free? What does the standard industry buzzword "social networks" really mean? We understand that if you syndicate proactively then you may also productize intuitively. The ability to generate seamlessly leads to the ability to grow compellingly. Think ultra-sexy. Do you have a strategy to become innovative, out-of-the-box? It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely true! We will inflate our power to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to engineer. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to enable strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.