Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of sexy models. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating new solutions? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We will embrace the capacity of communities to morph. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PHP. We constantly deploy enterprise e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Without adequate technologies, methodologies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will architect the ability of angel investors to brand. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to engage extensibly. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We will actualize the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Dynamic HTML. CyCoin has revamped the theory of niches. 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We think that most integrated web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 technologies and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the aptitude of niches to unleash. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Think cyber-blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal virtual TQM and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to drive compellingly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating emerging social networks?