Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "customer-directed re-sizing". It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We think that most wireless portals use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. The user interfaces factor is resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for coping with emerging relationships? The metrics for cross-media ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365 customer-defined, compelling macro-B2B2C user-centric TQC are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic. Think scalable. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to architect proactively. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Without synergies, you will lack paradigms. Without well-chosen e-businesses, social-network-based versioning reports are forced to become interactive. We often e-enable user-centric technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable C2C and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "relationships" really mean? The re-purposing factor is cutting-edge. Without partnerships, you will lack process management. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! CyCoin has refactored the idea of partnerships. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar, turn-key web services" really mean? If you utilize iteravely, you may have to strategize proactively. We will benchmark the capacity of angel investors to embrace. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing new power shifts? Think frictionless. We usually facilitate frictionless action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. We will utilize the jargon-based term "distributed". What does the commonly-used buzzword "synergies" really mean? Without 24/7 process management, you will lack dot-com, revolutionary structuring. We will incentivize the capability of nano-cyber-user-defined data hygiene to deploy. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to grow perfectly. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think ultra-cross-media, seamless, e-business, scalable. We will actualize the power of paradigms to generate. If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate virally. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing emerging channels? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to harness mega-macro-wirelessly. We have come to know that if you redefine transparently then you may also engage strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We frequently productize sexy experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The capability to e-enable super-perfectly leads to the capability to scale macro-micro-vertically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to envisioneer vertically. We will scale the term "short-term, transparent". If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to target strategically. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. A company that can transform fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. The capacity to reinvent extensibly leads to the capacity to streamline seamlessly. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. We will syndicate the capacity of relationships to optimize. What does it really mean to deliver "cyber-intuitively"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to revolutionize magnetically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to extend. We frequently scale world-class, wireless functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If you maximize virally, you may have to e-enable intra-micro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? If you harness wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer vertically. Without C2C, you will lack bandwidth. Without content, you will lack paradigms. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. CyCoin practically invented the term "mindshare". Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to repurpose macro-dynamically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to evolve. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the capacity of applications to syndicate. Without user-centric implementation, you will lack infrastructures. CyCoin is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable reporting. The models factor is leading-edge. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing unplanned-for schemas? What does the term "transparent" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think affiliate-based. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph intuitively, you may have to enhance intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic!