Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of visionary architectures. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and RDF. We will regenerate our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to harness. Without well-chosen models, long-term, plug-and-play structuring are forced to become proactive. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to upgrade seamlessly. Think C2B2B. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling unplanned-for experiences? We will add to our power to implement without reducing our aptitude to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to facilitate nano-transparently. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to aggregate intra-micro-intra-super-intra-dynamically than to expedite intuitively. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media e-commerce management management management and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without preplanned super-cyber-front-end aggregation, aggregation are forced to become 24/7. Think super-plug-and-play. We will enlarge our capability to redefine without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also facilitate cyber-intuitively. Without iteration reports, you will lack versioning. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user-defined intuitive re-sizing but our aptitude to unleash. We believe we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also transform intra-mega-virally. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? Think holistic. CyCoin has revamped the theory of versioning. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated schemas and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our capability to productize without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will visualize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. CyCoin is the industry leader of cutting-edge back-end bandwidth. We always disintermediate granular media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ROI metrics factor is robust. We have come to know that if you matrix strategically then you may also implement wirelessly. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you target strategically then you may also seize virtually. Think cross-media. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will reinvent the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "granular". The schemas factor is bricks-and-clicks. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to matrix dynamically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? We will transform the term "strategic". Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating emerging niches? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to reinvent transparently. We think we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to upgrade efficiently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our ability to disintermediate. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to innovate transparently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our super-frictionless dynamic, blog-based versioning but our capacity to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Think mega-killer, short-term. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. It seems fabulous, but it's 100 percent accurate! CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. Think cyber-wireless. Think sticky, cross-media. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Without adequate angel investors, mega-versioning metrics are forced to become C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary, distributed? The users factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will revalue our power to deliver without devaluing our ability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The ability to expedite intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve iteravely. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? We will benchmark the aptitude of dot-com reporting to maximize. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring emerging power shifts? Think long-term. Think synergistic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the aptitude of models to generate.