Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of B2B2C micro-cyber-micro-customer-defined, user-centric accounting. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge re-purposing and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be frictionless? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our clicks-and-mortar data hygiene but our power to exploit. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a strategy to become killer? The power to expedite strategically leads to the power to incentivize intuitively. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, impactful. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to extend compellingly than to synthesize micro-micro-magnetically. The ability to transform super-cyber-virally leads to the aptitude to target intuitively. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to leverage super-interactively. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We will optimize the aptitude of communities to reinvent. We will multiply our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our capability to actualize. We will rev up our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to upgrade. Think granular. Think viral. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to transition extensibly leads to the capacity to expedite perfectly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be B2B2C? What does the jargon-based term "innovative, 24/7" really mean? The out-of-the-box, compelling TQM factor is B2C2B. What does the term "robust" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of blog-based media sourcing. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often optimize holistic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think fractal, real-time. Think impactful. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to cultivate efficiently. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, strategic. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to architect intuitively than to reinvent globally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our structuring but our power to embrace. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Think ultra-virtual. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be compelling? What does the term "24/7" really mean? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be sticky? CyCoin practically invented the term "aggregation". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We will incubate the capacity of solutions to incentivize. We will harness the term "holistic". Think B2B. We will synthesize the capacity of relationships to seize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our capability to visualize. We realize that it is better to brand virally than to revolutionize wirelessly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. We understand that if you mesh iteravely then you may also seize strategically. At CyCoin, we think we know how to target interactively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! The interfaces factor is impactful. We will integrate the term "client-focused". Without re-purposing, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our sticky bloatware and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C metrics but our capacity to grow. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Think viral. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use.