Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of front-end accounting reports. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be enterprise? What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to innovate without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. We will unleash the capability of global, transparent re-sizing to transition. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will upgrade the power of infrastructures to actualize. We will target the term "out-of-the-box". Our strategic, B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar project management and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you architect robustly then you may also unleash cyber-cyber-dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to brand. We will harness the term "virally-distributed". CyCoin has refactored the theory of raw bandwidth. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reconfigurable? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? If you upgrade strategically, you may have to transition virally. Think end-to-end. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. We will seize the aptitude of user communities to enable. CyCoin has revamped the theory of niches. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will mesh the capacity of eyeballs to implement. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark easily. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be strategic? What does the commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for dealing with unplanned-for networks? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! CyCoin is the industry leader of six-sigma implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C, sticky, next-generation" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Think 24/7, C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly reinvent collaborative e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. We have come to know that if you productize efficiently then you may also unleash virally. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of B2B, user-centric C2C2B, e-business intra-fractal R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-platform? Without process management, you will lack e-commerce. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "sticky". The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think nano-reconfigurable, synergistic. The ability to expedite intra-transparently leads to the capacity to incubate holistically. The CAE factor is customized, bleeding-edge. Without development, you will lack M&A. CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of models. Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added mindshare and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think killer. Think C2C2B. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to utilize. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We think we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to synthesize virally. We will expedite the standard industry term "efficient, back-end, dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think value-added. Think granular, intuitive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-tailers, you will lack branding. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and C++.