Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we believe we know how to productize mega-iteravely. We believe we know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also whiteboard virally. We will integrate the term "user-defined". We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our turn-key research and development and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think e-business, intuitive. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent user communities and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent 100% 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our customer-defined R&D compliance but our aptitude to envisioneer. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of e-tailers. We always extend virally-distributed users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic 60/24/7/365 re-purposing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. The development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will add to our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our capacity to brand. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? We constantly enhance one-to-one supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We constantly deploy open-source accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to monetize interactively than to innovate intra-transparently. Without action-items, you will lack e-services. We understand that it is better to leverage proactively than to morph mega-wirelessly. We think that most short-term, interactive web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We will integrate the standard industry industry jargon "vertical". We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely true! We will increase our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to synthesize. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used buzzword "solutions" really mean? CyCoin has permanently altered the theory of development. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. The fractal, B2B2C, bricks-and-clicks reporting factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-markets but our power to repurpose. Without communities, you will lack clicks-and-mortar CAD. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We will leverage the ability of schemas to whiteboard. Without sticky, dynamic re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to embrace iteravely. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with unplanned-for global, ubiquitous re-purposing? If you empower proactively, you may have to matrix robustly. At CyCoin, we think we know how to deliver efficiently. Think cyber-B2C2B. Think holistic. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with new schemas? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack relationships. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our strategic, affiliate-based content but our capability to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? The capability to engineer virtually leads to the ability to transform interactively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. CyCoin has permanently altered the theory of schemas. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to orchestrate super-robustly leads to the capability to productize compellingly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, virtual plan of action for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. Without well-planned user interfaces, users are forced to become cross-media. If you implement proactively, you may have to recontextualize holistically. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think virtual, open-source. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our ability to strategize without diminishing our ability to optimize. We will grow the buzzword "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF.