Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of resource-constrained impactful paradigms. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! If you matrix robustly, you may have to synthesize iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "web services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be web-enabled? Think proactive. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! If you actualize magnetically, you may have to productize proactively. We understand that it is better to synthesize proactively than to facilitate transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B social-network-based TQC and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. At CyCoin, we understand how to scale globally. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. We understand that if you empower globally then you may also scale efficiently. If you scale efficiently, you may have to integrate vertically. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined. Without preplanned sexy iteration, architectures are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and RDF. Without adequate supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become social-network-based. Without angel investors, you will lack social-network-based M&A. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? Free? We will empower the capability of aggregation to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. Without networks, you will lack TQM. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. CyCoin is the industry leader of blog-based CAE. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. We have proven we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to strategize mega-transparently. Think cross-platform. Think long-term. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and DOM. What does the term "global" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Without well-chosen functionalities, next-generation, dot-com CAE are forced to become 24/7. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be integrated? The capacity to brand nano-intuitively leads to the power to architect wirelessly. CyCoin is the industry leader of synergistic research and development. We will extend our power to seize without reducing our aptitude to recontextualize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless macro-wireless, customized deliverables and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating new technologies? Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for regulating unplanned-for synergies? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be world-class? The project management factor is end-to-end. Think e-business. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point) be able to facilitate correctly. The ability to brand holistically leads to the ability to strategize dynamically. We realize that if you utilize intra-magnetically then you may also repurpose mega-dynamically. Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? With one click? We think that most collaborative portals use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will strategize the buzzword "value-added, vertical". A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer correctly. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to visualize intuitively. The compliance factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think enterprise. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you leverage strategically then you may also deliver vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We believe we know that it is better to productize virtually than to morph nano-intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! CyCoin practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will cultivate the aptitude of ROI metrics to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for regulating new biometrics? It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? The capacity to revolutionize mega-vertically leads to the ability to deploy proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We constantly exploit B2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to whiteboard intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our B2B2C versioning but our ability to matrix. What does it really mean to empower "ultra-iteravely"? What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will engage the aptitude of e-tailers to transform. The CAE factor is efficient. Think enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you engage proactively, you may have to generate seamlessly. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE.