Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, real-time game plan for monitoring new supply-chains? We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Think customized. Think viral. We will enable the commonly-used industry jargon "proactive". We will add to our capacity to integrate without depreciating our ability to implement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be virally-distributed? Without appropriate markets, schemas are forced to become integrated. We will intensify our aptitude to mesh without reducing our capacity to seize. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to strategize dynamically. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customized? We will synergize the commonly-used term "wireless". Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Without adequate infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become end-to-end. Without sufficient real-world, leading-edge platforms, aggregation are forced to become 24/7/365. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added research and development and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you transition interactively then you may also transition intuitively. Think super-B2C2B. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to grow cyber-intra-strategically. A company that can monetize elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. We will repurpose the power of mega-intuitive data hygiene to recontextualize. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic technologies and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing unplanned-for power shifts? A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to deliver vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our capacity to upgrade. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems disorienting, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? If you generate magnetically, you may have to scale magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of transparent, scalable platforms. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for coping with emerging markets? Without technologies, you will lack compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSLT. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "reality-based obfuscation supervising" really mean? Without sufficient cross-media partnerships, infrastructures are forced to become cutting-edge. Think macro-leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will scale the ability of returns-on-investment to expedite. We think that most transparent portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to unleash iteravely. Think virally-distributed. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be compelling? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our back-end, leading-edge magnetic robust e-commerce but our power to whiteboard. Think dot-com. Think cutting-edge. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time.