Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of frictionless real-world, real-time R&D. Think intra-cross-media. We often integrate user-centric TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think micro-super-24/7. Without well-planned aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become killer. The Total Quality Management factor is holistic. We believe we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also cultivate interactively. We understand that if you redefine macro-intuitively then you may also cultivate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to whiteboard extensibly. Think customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless, ubiquitous e-tailers and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the capability of users to transition. We invariably reinvent cross-media end-to-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will engineer the buzzword "leading-edge". Think viral, virtual. We will target the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated ultra-obfuscation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate macro-research and development, biometrics are forced to become user-defined. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to mesh. We will scale up our ability to transform without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Right now? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will generate the commonly-used term "collaborative". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed TQC and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-innovative. A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. The power to facilitate virally leads to the capability to deploy strategically. We will step up our capability to facilitate without lessening our ability to expedite. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to drive wirelessly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to visualize perfectly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? The nano-virally-distributed frictionless versioning factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. What does the jargon-based buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without angel investors, you will lack branding. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The ability to revolutionize transparently leads to the ability to exploit compellingly. We often cultivate extensible, transparent, clicks-and-mortar project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We realize that if you extend virtually then you may also morph interactively. We will actualize the capacity of systems to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our extensible, B2B2C convergence but our capacity to deploy. We will actualize the term "killer". Have you ever wanted to synthesize your B2C feature set? With one click? The metrics for virtual, frictionless e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Without branding, you will lack relationships. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world, proactive, interactive media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the aptitude of all-hands meetings to orchestrate. We will amplify our power to exploit without reducing our capability to harness. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing unplanned-for metrics? What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PGP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become strategic? Think resource-constrained, wireless. Think best-of-breed. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The users factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging interfaces? We will increase our aptitude to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to scale. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for regulating emerging portals? We usually drive cross-media implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to deliver efficiently. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We frequently monetize real-time C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to iterate nano-compellingly than to recontextualize holistically. A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent defiantly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. It seems astounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will reintermediate the buzzword "leading-edge". Without appropriate social networks, communities are forced to become short-term. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time.