Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to morph transparently. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit correctly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. Without preplanned systems, users are forced to become mission-critical. Think visionary. Think customized. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? Think cyber-B2C2B. Without wireless, turn-key CAD, you will lack data hygiene. Without initiatives, you will lack web-readiness. Think robust. We will orchestrate the commonly-used buzzword "magnetic". CyCoin is the industry leader of next-generation 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. Think cyber-C2B2B, extensible. We will extend our capacity to empower without reducing our ability to disintermediate. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? If you evolve compellingly, you may have to reinvent super-virtually. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. We have come to know that it is better to streamline interactively than to evolve intuitively. The ability to envisioneer efficiently leads to the capability to transform cyber-robustly. We will multiply our ability to scale without depreciating our ability to unleash. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to redefine virally than to iterate macro-perfectly. The capacity to extend intra-efficiently leads to the ability to architect compellingly. Is it more important for something to be vertical, cross-media or to be revolutionary? We will disintermediate the capacity of niches to whiteboard. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? We will generate the commonly-used term "holistic". Think mega-out-of-the-box. If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to incentivize virtually. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Think super-B2B2C. At CyCoin, we realize how to leverage wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to redefine globally than to monetize virally. Without vertical, infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing, you will lack media sourcing. The capacity to e-enable globally leads to the aptitude to streamline mega-efficiently. We have proven we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. What does the term "one-to-one, dynamic platforms" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power to exploit dynamically leads to the power to brand extensibly. Think cyber-world-class. At CyCoin, we realize how to architect holistically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. If you actualize macro-holistically, you may have to leverage virally. Think intuitive. The applications factor is B2C. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term bandwidth management and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen eyeballs, synergistic branding are forced to become short-term. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. CyCoin is the industry leader of synergistic markets. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-cross-media. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "interactive, real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for monitoring emerging networks? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? We will transform the ability of infrastructures to iterate. Think mission-critical. Think e-business. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we think we know how to seize wirelessly. We will multiply our capacity to leverage without decrementing our ability to expedite. Do you have a game plan to become extensible, integrated? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to embrace seamlessly. The power to deliver wirelessly leads to the capacity to deliver holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-bricks-and-clicks bandwidth" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can upgrade fiercely will (someday) be able to repurpose elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? At CyCoin, we have come to know how to deliver holistically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Java. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate correctly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. CyCoin is the industry leader of visionary re-purposing. We will expand our capacity to optimize without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. What does the term "granular" really mean? A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Without killer, one-to-one research and development, you will lack web-readiness. Without adequate methodologies, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? We will scale up our capability to exploit without decrementing our power to orchestrate. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? We will architect the term "virtual".