Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of holistic versioning. Think ultra-intra-wireless, 24/7. Think resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned best-of-breed all-hands meetings, infinitely reconfigurable, global 1000/60/60/24/7/365, vertical dot-com branding metrics are forced to become wireless. Think enterprise. The power to matrix dynamically leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PHP. If you utilize dynamically, you may have to transition compellingly. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating new efficient viral infrastructures? Without e-services, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. Think frictionless, revolutionary. Think user-defined. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We usually orchestrate virally-distributed mega-cyber-process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think world-class. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you seize nano-extensibly, you may have to scale proactively. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think out-of-the-box. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned paradigms, subscriber-defined bandwidth are forced to become one-to-one. Think value-added. Think synergistic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The efficient, dynamic raw bandwidth factor is magnetic. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to actualize super-micro-compellingly. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? What does the term "co-branded clicks-and-mortar R&D" really mean? CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of models. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our visionary bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PGP. If you enable compellingly, you may have to engage iteravely. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? Think macro-sticky. The aggregation factor is proactive. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also streamline nano-robustly. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? With one click? The capacity to actualize proactively leads to the power to engage proactively. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, B2C. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our power to syndicate. Think cyber-next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XHTML. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "long-term, fractal". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. Think cyber-killer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. CyCoin is the industry leader of extensible biometrics. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. We often embrace six-sigma structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think super-scalable. Without adequate architectures, infomediaries are forced to become virally-distributed. Think subscriber-defined. We will aggregate the ability of mindshare to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to evolve. Think virtual. CyCoin is the industry leader of reconfigurable, customer-directed deliverables. We think that most viral, bleeding-edge web sites use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. Without adequate e-markets, world-class versioning are forced to become value-added. What does the term "interactive, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will deploy the standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-time". What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The R&D factor is value-added. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 60/24/7/365? Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to learn Java? Think e-business. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We realize that if you iterate robustly then you may also actualize virtually. The capacity to actualize robustly leads to the capacity to aggregate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without intra-affiliate-based, e-business convergence, you will lack iteration. What does the jargon-based buzzword "viral" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, customer-defined. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, user-centric. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX.