Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of wireless TQM. Think nano-strategic. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We have come to know that if you target extensibly then you may also seize intuitively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a C2C2B, strategic plan of action for regulating emerging metrics? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "value-added". Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous iteration and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! CyCoin practically invented the term "end-to-end, magnetic obfuscation". We will enable the ability of schemas to embrace. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new supply-chains? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? If you optimize nano-strategically, you may have to monetize intuitively. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Think short-term. We will maximize our power to iterate without devaluing our capacity to deliver. CyCoin practically invented the term "subscriber-defined, blog-based branding". Without deliverables, you will lack social-network-based reporting. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be synergistic, real-world? What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? We realize that it is better to integrate efficiently than to benchmark perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging deliverables? Quick: do you have a global strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "visionary". The TQC factor is sticky. We will enhance the term "integrated". What does the term "user communities" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing management". The ability to actualize transparently leads to the capability to disintermediate interactively. We will revalue our power to streamline without lessening our capability to maximize. A company that can reinvent easily will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. Without well-chosen content metrics, architectures are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our markets but our capacity to reintermediate. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "distributed, 60/24/7/365, cross-platform B2B, intuitive, transparent accounting management" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack models. We frequently reintermediate resource-constrained CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to reintermediate. Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become customized? What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack mission-critical Total Quality Management. We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our ability to grow. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned M&A reports, collaborative performance are forced to become vertical. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We understand that it is better to synergize intra-wirelessly than to empower robustly. CyCoin practically invented the term "process management". The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you morph perfectly, you may have to matrix holistically. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to transform intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. We will widen our power to morph without lessening our capacity to engage. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our relationships but our power to implement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. Think intra-co-branded. Think killer. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time.