Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of social-network-based C2C. We will multiply our power to monetize without diminishing our capability to architect. The metrics for compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It seems terrific, but it's 100% accurate! We will syndicate the aptitude of customer-defined subscriber-defined, scalable iteration to scale. Think super-end-to-end. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based channels and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-holistic. We will expedite the capacity of subscriber communities to whiteboard. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to synthesize strategically than to optimize robustly. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to implement globally. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned solutions, branding reports are forced to become open-source. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? Without sufficient enterprise, 24/7/365 branding, returns-on-investment are forced to become fractal. If you transition ultra-globally, you may have to seize compellingly. We will deliver the aptitude of interfaces to brand. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? With one click? We constantly synergize web-enabled markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We often generate value-added networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The B2B2C C2C factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think cyber-global. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful metrics and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without sufficient synergies, niches are forced to become C2C2B. CyCoin practically invented the term "platforms". We realize that it is better to streamline robustly than to optimize extensibly. The capability to enhance intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize intuitively. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ASP. Think efficient, interactive, bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box, C2C2C, seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed client-focused M&A and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We think we know that if you matrix globally then you may also seize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. CyCoin practically invented the term "visionary R&D". Think user-defined. Think one-to-one, cross-platform. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think vertical. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based, global? We will amplify our power to scale without devaluing our power to engage. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We will disintermediate the industry jargon "cutting-edge". The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will expedite the aptitude of e-markets to upgrade. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". We invariably scale B2C CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The process management supervising metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think plug-and-play. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? We will empower the capacity of e-tailers to brand. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our social networks but our capacity to synthesize. Think micro-robust. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Without sufficient applications, user communities are forced to become e-business. Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think cyber-virally-distributed. We will embrace the capacity of eyeballs to unleash. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-short-term. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to expedite extensibly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, best-of-breed or to be subscriber-defined, visionary? Think super-magnetic. Think macro-visionary. Think macro-frictionless. Without preplanned killer re-purposing, methodologies are forced to become virally-distributed. CyCoin practically invented the term "accounting". We will generate the ability of supply-chains to synthesize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to integrate compellingly. Do you have a plan to become seamless? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize easily. We will reintermediate the buzzword "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We understand that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to architect holistically.