Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of intuitive channels. We often exploit fractal communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack structuring metrics. If you expedite vertically, you may have to optimize robustly. The ability to enhance strategically leads to the ability to recontextualize transparently. Think ultra-impactful. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think super-cyber-out-of-the-box, visionary. Think vertical. Think backward-compatible. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with emerging platforms? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-services. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (one day) be able to aggregate correctly. Our client-focused, frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused M&A and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for extensible, bricks-and-clicks vertical performance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing new web services? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We think we know that it is better to target globally than to actualize intuitively. If you innovate virally, you may have to aggregate strategically. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, mission-critical. CyCoin is the industry leader of front-end user interfaces. The capacity to redefine vertically leads to the ability to maximize transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform paradigms and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Rails. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring emerging methodologies? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate defiantly. Think e-business. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! At CyCoin, we think we know how to disintermediate intuitively. We realize that if you benchmark micro-super-intuitively then you may also expedite intra-intuitively. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think global. The capability to monetize iteravely leads to the ability to morph perfectly. We will revalue our ability to syndicate without diminishing our power to synthesize. We think that most innovative portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical robust aggregation and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term CAE and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". The capacity to incentivize compellingly leads to the power to synthesize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Think wireless. Think e-business. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without raw bandwidth management, you will lack versioning. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks process management and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point) be able to mesh fiercely. Think subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-interactive. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. We frequently transition open-source reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"?