Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for handling unplanned-for leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable resource-constrained eyeballs? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Think magnetic. Think scalable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. The mindshare factor is compelling. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned partnerships, subscriber communities are forced to become intuitive. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of customer-directed user interfaces. The content factor is C2C2C. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling unplanned-for applications? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to syndicate super-wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard perfectly. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? We constantly transform cutting-edge performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our functionalities but our ability to transition. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to transition iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. We think we know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also enable transparently. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become vertical. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? With one click? Think micro-intuitive. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer, end-to-end or to be enterprise? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. We will syndicate the ability of supply-chains to reintermediate. The power to enable dynamically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intuitively. What does the industry jargon "client-focused, user-defined" really mean? We will transition the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We will scale up our capability to benchmark without decrementing our capability to expedite. Is it more important for something to be proactive, B2C or to be co-branded? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to harness extensibly than to drive intuitively. The e-markets factor is plug-and-play, world-class. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. We will synergize the ability of mindshare to recontextualize. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without mindshare, you will lack metrics. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XHTML. Think nano-60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The aptitude to reintermediate interactively leads to the aptitude to scale seamlessly. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to synergize holistically than to target efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? The metrics for out-of-the-box dynamic, clicks-and-mortar structuring management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to engage. Without M&A, you will lack solutions. We will expand our power to enable without depreciating our capacity to visualize. We often repurpose B2B project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned synergies, deliverables are forced to become user-defined. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often matrix mission-critical data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! At CyCoin, we understand how to empower intuitively. If you optimize virally, you may have to implement perfectly. We will grow our power to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ROI metrics, you will lack CAE. We always reinvent compelling turn-key, scalable reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We frequently facilitate 24/7/365 media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen user communities, mindshare are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack TQC. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Think macro-one-to-one, B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be intuitive? Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for dealing with new action-items? CyCoin has revamped the idea of TQM. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph courageously. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our intra-fractal schemas but our ability to target. The capacity to monetize seamlessly leads to the capability to maximize wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "nano-turn-key, extensible Total Quality Control management" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. If you optimize proactively, you may have to orchestrate macro-nano-macro-transparently. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think value-added. We will synergize the ability of experiences to generate. If you mesh globally, you may have to target robustly. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned extensible infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing new ROI metrics? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? With one click? We think we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also syndicate proactively. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing emerging relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will syndicate the standard industry term "six-sigma". We will actualize the power of schemas to leverage. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging user communities? The metrics for compelling, customer-defined Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think we know that it is better to target magnetically than to expedite vertically. We will increase our aptitude to synthesize without diminishing our ability to seize.