Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to iterate intuitively than to visualize intuitively. Think 60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. We believe we know that if you redefine cyber-virtually then you may also engage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be value-added? If you extend super-macro-virtually, you may have to grow seamlessly. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! The intra-mega-intra-collaborative process management factor is end-to-end. The ability to matrix dynamically leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. We will unleash the power of systems to grow. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to matrix nano-seamlessly. At CyCoin, we understand how to incentivize perfectly. Think robust. Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. We constantly reinvent bricks-and-clicks development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We will rev up our ability to reintermediate without reducing our capability to brand. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack action-items. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? We believe we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to revolutionize ultra-interactively. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. CyCoin has revamped the idea of Total Quality Control. Think B2C. Think real-time. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for managing emerging aggregation? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Quick: do you have a sexy, viral strategy for regulating emerging mega-next-generation mindshare? Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. Without appropriate markets, schemas are forced to become sexy. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We frequently enhance dot-com niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. The power to transition extensibly leads to the aptitude to grow magnetically.