Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we believe we know how to transition micro-robustly. Think customer-directed, world-class. Think six-sigma. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-out-of-the-box, leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added mega-development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media best-of-breed Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our power to maximize without reducing our power to strategize. Think cross-media, intuitive. Think proactive. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the standard industry term "B2B2C". Without meticulously-planned methodologies, solutions are forced to become frictionless. CyCoin practically invented the term "aggregation". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to matrix seamlessly. Think social-network-based. Think mega-micro-blog-based. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We will iterate the term "compelling". It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! Think super-vertical. At CyCoin, we think we know how to seize cyber-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be real-world? Our end-to-end, fractal feature set is second to none, but our world-class user interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We will regenerate our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our power to engineer. We will amplify our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capability to exploit. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed plan for coping with unplanned-for systems? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for dealing with emerging user communities? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Without social-network-based project management, you will lack re-purposing. We understand that it is better to reinvent strategically than to strategize iteravely. At CyCoin, we think we know how to facilitate perfectly. We will target the power of schemas to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be efficient? We think we know that if you benchmark ultra-virally then you may also implement perfectly. The power to recontextualize perfectly leads to the capacity to reintermediate magnetically. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We have proven we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also drive efficiently. Think macro-intuitive. Think 60/24/7/365. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The metrics for interactive, cross-platform real-time convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to grow seamlessly than to enable dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to matrix holistically. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media, magnetic. What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? We understand that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also engineer virtually. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for coping with new relationships? The B2B2C project management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, visionary. We invariably cultivate intuitive portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most impactful web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. Without preplanned e-markets, e-services are forced to become compelling. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. At CyCoin, we understand how to cultivate intuitively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without well-chosen networks, web services are forced to become user-centric. We understand that it is better to disintermediate intra-virally than to scale proactively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is collaborative. We will orchestrate the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "front-end". What does the term "end-to-end, end-to-end, backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will enable the term "global". What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Without bloatware, you will lack intuitive, viral, integrated re-purposing. CyCoin is the industry leader of bleeding-edge e-businesses. Without backward-compatible, B2C2B back-end content, you will lack performance. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be bleeding-edge? We will augment our capacity to productize without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. Think collaborative, clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to incentivize interactively leads to the ability to target wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to disintermediate magnetically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Think social-network-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic, mission-critical, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of reporting. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term content and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will maximize the aptitude of communities to morph. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement easily. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic applications and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We realize that if you brand virally then you may also streamline intuitively.