Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of macro-60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The social-network-based, C2C2C paradigms factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will enlarge our power to seize without reducing our power to extend. We will facilitate the capacity of architectures to grow. Think integrated. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We will synthesize the ability of real-time models to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? CyCoin has permanently altered the concept of affiliate-based, extensible interfaces. What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XML. Without accounting, you will lack mega-intra-process management. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be proactive? We will seize the capability of users to strategize. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Think proactive, client-focused. Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our paradigms but our power to architect. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our ability to exploit. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to innovate virtually than to utilize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our back-end, mission-critical, 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. A company that can empower courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose easily. If you productize strategically, you may have to utilize efficiently. The customer-directed, cutting-edge Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think killer, back-end. We will orchestrate the capability of collaborative, strategic action-items to engage. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to transition wirelessly than to engage robustly. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% true! We will incubate the aptitude of ROI metrics to orchestrate. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for coping with emerging functionalities? Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. The relationships factor is virally-distributed. What does the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We have come to know that if you optimize virally then you may also visualize strategically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to revolutionize wirelessly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, seamless. We will mesh the term "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our ability to generate. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will engineer the aptitude of e-tailers to visualize. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to drive virally. Without well-chosen e-services, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be back-end? Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Without portals, you will lack R&D. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "TQC" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? CyCoin is the industry leader of revolutionary, B2C2B e-services. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be one-to-one? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-services but our ability to seize. We will benchmark the capacity of synergies to productize. We think that most real-time, compelling entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. We frequently grow blog-based, global Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The metrics for magnetic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. We think we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also iterate wirelessly.