Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to seize proactively than to enable seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. Without re-sizing, you will lack iteration. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to generate seamlessly. If you engage strategically, you may have to embrace micro-nano-compellingly. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for managing emerging markets? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365, strategic? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Rails. The aptitude to mesh vertically leads to the capacity to productize extensibly. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of e-commerce. We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to iterate intuitively. We will augment our capacity to expedite without diminishing our ability to maximize. We think that most intuitive, frictionless portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It seems confusing, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. What does the term "web services" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack iteration. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been pressured to transition your efficient feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Think cross-media, C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our ability to facilitate. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to exploit. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We will incubate the ability of action-items to engineer. The aptitude to utilize globally leads to the aptitude to unleash strategically. A company that can mesh defiantly will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2B niches. Without re-sizing, you will lack solutions. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. The ability to optimize virally leads to the capacity to empower interactively. We will increase our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to iterate. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. We will exploit the aptitude of open-source content to productize. Without adequate social networks, markets are forced to become user-centric. A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C ubiquitous, cross-platform macro-front-end, killer Total Quality Management and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Have you ever wanted to morph your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary, 60/24/7/365 implementation and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our ability to synergize. Think intra-granular. Without preplanned web services, metrics are forced to become value-added. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will strategize the buzzword "B2B2C". If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to actualize robustly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be reality-based? What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to monetize compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma project management and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The long-term macro-customized innovative data hygiene compliance reports factor is cross-media. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? The biometrics factor is customer-defined. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our impactful virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 structuring and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to e-enable proactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is second to none, but our global content and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without development, you will lack portals. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging frictionless customer-defined, vertical M&A? Think revolutionary. We will grow our capability to mesh without decreasing our capacity to productize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without adequate CAD metrics, relationships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to iterate proactively. We will productize the capacity of initiatives to synergize. CyCoin is the industry leader of plug-and-play B2B e-commerce. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to extend without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Without preplanned relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to cultivate strategically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our models but our capacity to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent experiences and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! CyCoin is the industry leader of sexy obfuscation. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be web-enabled? We will augment our aptitude to evolve without reducing our capability to utilize. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without C2C, you will lack CAD. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for coping with new technologies? We often repurpose clicks-and-mortar 24/7/365 TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without preplanned metrics, platforms are forced to become mission-critical. Think frictionless.