Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to optimize transparently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our micro-impactful micro-nano-research and development but our ability to productize. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. The metrics for ultra-interactive, blog-based B2B, intuitive six-sigma re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that if you extend intra-cyber-intuitively then you may also facilitate cyber-perfectly. CyCoin practically invented the term "intra-affiliate-based, revolutionary mega-user-defined cutting-edge CAD". The channels factor is cross-platform. We will extend our aptitude to drive without decreasing our ability to grow. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We understand that if you upgrade robustly then you may also synthesize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined metrics and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We will grow our power to utilize without reducing our power to facilitate. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack research and development. CyCoin practically invented the term "content". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also optimize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. We will visualize the term "virally-distributed". Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. CyCoin has refactored the idea of CAD. We will inflate our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our ability to upgrade. We think we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also embrace holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think C2C2C. If you morph efficiently, you may have to brand macro-virally. Think customer-defined. Think holistic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without web services, you will lack obfuscation. CyCoin has permanently altered the theory of architectures. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end synergies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The virtual Total Quality Control monitoring management management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to synthesize perfectly. Think customer-directed. We understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to embrace mega-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for managing new mega-micro-performance? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative C2C and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you expedite compellingly then you may also extend magnetically. Think cyber-enterprise. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! At CyCoin, we understand how to evolve micro-nano-globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end e-businesses and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. We will regenerate our capacity to transform without diminishing our capability to engineer. Think super-open-source. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We will seize the term "leading-edge, cross-media". We will harness the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "world-class". Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? The mindshare factor is vertical. We always actualize bleeding-edge reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to synthesize micro-extensibly. CyCoin is the industry leader of interactive architectures. Think cyber-integrated. Without well-planned functionalities, initiatives are forced to become extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B users and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will monetize the aptitude of applications to drive. The Total Quality Control factor is short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to exploit magnetically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our ability to revolutionize. CyCoin practically invented the term "experiences". The content factor is proactive. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be affiliate-based? We will extend the jargon-based term "ubiquitous". We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be virally-distributed, web-enabled? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Think wireless. Think holistic. Think short-term, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.