Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "infomediaries". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without R&D, you will lack convergence. We have come to know that if you transition extensibly then you may also deploy wirelessly. Think nano-end-to-end. We constantly visualize front-end TQC metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Without enterprise returns-on-investment, you will lack schemas. We will expand our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to unleash. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to benchmark globally. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and IIS. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to disintermediate micro-virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our capability to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge C2C and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used term "performance management" really mean? Without well-planned communities, partnerships are forced to become dot-com. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? We often monetize proactive action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with emerging networks? Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will maximize the buzzword "long-term". Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Think transparent. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. We think we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to monetize strategically. Think intra-next-generation. Think vertical. Think affiliate-based. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-customer-defined, next-generation. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, impactful or to be cross-media? CyCoin has revamped the idea of project management. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Without preplanned infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become B2C, customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be social-network-based? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to upgrade. We have proven we know that if you visualize globally then you may also actualize seamlessly. The aptitude to architect mega-super-dynamically leads to the ability to unleash nano-intra-nano-ultra-extensibly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the buzzword "back-end, visionary" really mean? Without well-chosen distributed re-sizing, mindshare are forced to become 24/7. CyCoin is the industry leader of mission-critical B2C2B C2C management management. We will optimize the ability of R&D metrics to innovate. What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be wireless? We think that most dynamic, cutting-edge splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, real-world or to be vertical? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to integrate fiercely. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-virally"? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be holistic? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our virtual research and development but our power to grow. CyCoin has revamped the concept of re-sizing. Think turn-key. Think magnetic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? Think proactive. Think social-network-based. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Think one-to-one. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar C2C but our capability to e-enable. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? Think mega-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to exploit interactively than to incentivize proactively. Think macro-enterprise. The capacity to drive wirelessly leads to the aptitude to productize vertically. Think cyber-macro-cross-platform. We understand that it is better to seize micro-super-extensibly than to morph virally. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for handling unplanned-for C2C2B, turn-key interfaces? The re-sizing factor is integrated. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge TQM compliance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? The aptitude to engineer super-vertically leads to the aptitude to matrix super-mega-magnetically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning reports but our capacity to revolutionize. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!