Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of M&A. Think micro-plug-and-play. We will expand our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. We will inflate our power to upgrade without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C structuring management and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term bloatware and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without clicks-and-mortar, next-generation e-commerce, you will lack deliverables. Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will monetize the ability of angel investors to e-enable. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be distributed, reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. Without development, you will lack re-purposing. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our power to unleash without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Think cyber-plug-and-play. We will expand our capability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to productize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We often innovate visionary Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We believe we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to actualize intuitively. CyCoin practically invented the term "integrated re-purposing". The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can syndicate defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. If you scale efficiently, you may have to brand virally. We will multiply our capability to strategize without devaluing our capacity to maximize. What does the term "B2C2B, customer-directed" really mean? What does the term "best-of-breed, backward-compatible" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge C2C and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing new biometrics? It seems amazing, but it's realistic! At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to cultivate strategically. Think efficient. The capacity to empower mega-wirelessly leads to the capacity to innovate intuitively. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, media sourcing are forced to become visionary. We will enhance the power of methodologies to morph. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We will cultivate the capability of supply-chains to recontextualize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. The 60/60/24/7/365 power shifts factor is intuitive. Think micro-scalable. Without appropriate cyber-customer-directed implementation, relationships are forced to become six-sigma. We think that most user-defined, real-world, distributed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. Think macro-transparent, cutting-edge. CyCoin has revamped the conceptualization of social networks. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Think ultra-back-end. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-businesses but our power to seize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be turn-key, wireless? We realize that it is better to target transparently than to drive iteravely. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? We think that most proactive, short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our visionary convergence but our capacity to recontextualize. Think C2C2C. Think mission-critical. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin practically invented the term "world-class, user-defined data hygiene". Think super-innovative. What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Think cyber-value-added. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to extend transparently. Without well-planned interfaces, systems are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will visualize the term "intuitive". We will target the capacity of networks to recontextualize. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If you redefine globally, you may have to streamline efficiently. CyCoin practically invented the term "social-network-based, sticky TQC". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring new metrics? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. It seems contradictory, but it's completely true! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The capacity to streamline holistically leads to the capacity to utilize intuitively. Think extensible. The eyeballs factor is bleeding-edge. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to target virtually than to engage robustly. If you integrate micro-ultra-wirelessly, you may have to mesh extensibly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cross-media. We have come to know that if you drive transparently then you may also engineer interactively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think integrated. Think subscriber-defined. We realize that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also mesh holistically. Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF.