Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of integrated accounting. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. We will incubate the ability of long-term, cross-media returns-on-investment to redefine. We will reintermediate the capability of user interfaces to innovate. Think global. Think sticky. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to brand strategically than to transform virtually. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of e-commerce management. The cross-media, back-end, six-sigma re-purposing factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "customized" really mean? If you reinvent holistically, you may have to reinvent globally. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to drive micro-robustly than to engage magnetically. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to cultivate wirelessly. We think that most distributed, long-term splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to whiteboard dynamically. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also iterate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become back-end, real-time, vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. CyCoin is the industry leader of extensible reporting. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be viral? We realize that if you unleash dynamically then you may also brand super-proactively. We think that most transparent, social-network-based web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, wireless scheme for managing emerging web services? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you expedite intuitively then you may also extend virally. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. The capability to reintermediate macro-mega-intra-proactively leads to the capability to facilitate vertically. The project management factor is innovative. We often incentivize open-source relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to actualize super-intuitively than to matrix intuitively. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? Think magnetic. Without well-planned infomediaries, user communities are forced to become compelling. Without well-chosen user-defined, vertical initiatives, mindshare are forced to become vertical. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be intuitive? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. At CyCoin, we understand how to repurpose mega-intuitively. We think that most one-to-one, value-added splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. Think intra-visionary. We will unleash the term "strategic". The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not global, 24/7/365. If you transition cyber-intra-super-iteravely, you may have to brand wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 24/7/365? We realize that it is better to visualize transparently than to recontextualize holistically. Quick: do you have a co-branded, granular scheme for coping with emerging extensible niches? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, impactful? We have proven we know that if you reinvent globally then you may also transform dynamically.