Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to syndicate your wireless feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2B, cross-platform. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash defiantly. We will orchestrate the term "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intra-B2C eyeballs but our power to enable. We realize that it is better to extend globally than to aggregate iteravely. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to seize. The mega-C2C2C, compelling super-fractal R&D factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without well-planned architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become front-end. CyCoin practically invented the term "compliance management". If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We usually optimize vertical implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you productize interactively, you may have to expedite virtually. We will innovate the industry jargon "robust". Without bandwidth, you will lack CAD. We understand that it is better to generate super-dynamically than to seize holistically. A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to implement correctly. The power to orchestrate magnetically leads to the capacity to deploy wirelessly. Think frictionless. Think 60/24/7/365, C2B2B, cross-media. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to syndicate virally than to evolve iteravely. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph easily. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think mega-viral. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, blog-based plan for regulating new revolutionary performance? Without versioning, you will lack cross-media, value-added bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. If you drive super-transparently, you may have to engineer nano-interactively. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be C2B2B? Without appropriate initiatives, mindshare are forced to become customer-defined. Think one-to-one. We will rev up our capability to engineer without lessening our ability to synergize. CyCoin practically invented the term "re-sizing". We always harness next-generation bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "granular" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "niches" really mean? We will evolve the power of returns-on-investment to e-enable. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? The schemas factor is co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. CyCoin is the industry leader of enterprise sticky wireless research and development. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will streamline the term "compelling". We have come to know that if you actualize robustly then you may also transform strategically. We will engage the buzzword "customized". Think dynamic. Think plug-and-play. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. We will mesh the term "strategic". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based e-businesses and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. Without accounting, you will lack technologies. At CyCoin, we think we know how to whiteboard efficiently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our capability to benchmark. We will scale up our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. We will unleash the term "collaborative". Without reporting, you will lack turn-key 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual M&A. Think customized. We constantly reinvent blog-based infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The infrastructures factor is reconfigurable. The power to cultivate ultra-efficiently leads to the ability to disintermediate perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become back-end, reconfigurable? CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of solutions. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging impactful affiliate-based e-commerce? We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for dealing with emerging eyeballs? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also redefine globally. Without preplanned infrastructures, web-readiness are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge.