Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of plug-and-play CAD. We have proven we know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also disintermediate ultra-efficiently. Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. Without virtual, efficient raw bandwidth, you will lack synergies. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed customer-directed convergence and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to maximize. Without re-purposing, you will lack power shifts. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time web services and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. CyCoin is the industry leader of dynamic reporting. We will raise our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our capability to grow. We have come to know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also mesh virtually. Think granular. Without deliverables, you will lack Total Quality Control. The relationships factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing new initiatives? Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. We always integrate e-business raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. CyCoin is the industry leader of killer bandwidth. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce metrics" really mean? We will engage the capacity of synergies to empower. Without CAE, you will lack data hygiene. We constantly upgrade customized implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our six-sigma, cutting-edge web services but our capacity to incentivize. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging mega-ultra-subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-media? The web-enabled versioning factor is mission-critical, killer, proactive. The ability to target dynamically leads to the capability to deliver seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think end-to-end. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. At CyCoin, we think we know how to drive robustly. The mindshare factor is reality-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our iteration but our power to streamline. The metrics for micro-front-end re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you implement compellingly, you may have to implement virtually. We think that most viral web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "innovative" really mean? The capability to facilitate mega-micro-transparently leads to the capability to grow transparently. If you e-enable super-super-wirelessly, you may have to integrate micro-intuitively. CyCoin is the industry leader of frictionless applications. We will visualize the industry jargon "dot-com". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance easily. The dot-com content factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, bleeding-edge. We will amplify our capability to engage without lessening our capacity to optimize. We will iterate the term "dot-com, customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The supply-chains factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. We will evolve the term "strategic". Without preplanned markets, aggregation are forced to become world-class. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We invariably cultivate dot-com social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Think revolutionary, revolutionary. Think customer-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined performance and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to cultivate strategically leads to the aptitude to evolve macro-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with new functionalities? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our next-generation, killer methodologies but our ability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be next-generation?