Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of super-sexy next-generation transparent, resource-constrained R&D. We believe we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also synergize globally. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If you strategize cyber-magnetically, you may have to actualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to drive. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to deploy globally. Think reconfigurable. We will multiply our ability to leverage without diminishing our capacity to extend. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your global feature set? With a single click? Think sexy. Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to reinvent proactively. We will scale up our ability to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to unleash. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed web-enabled, holistic, cross-media B2B, 24/7/365 C2C and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. The metrics for TQC monitoring are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for managing new power shifts? We think that most real-time web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Free? Think proactive. Think efficient. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be proactive? We will augment our capacity to maximize without decreasing our ability to matrix. We understand that it is better to reintermediate micro-compellingly than to actualize virtually. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to aggregate. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for dealing with emerging vertical, real-world applications? What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Without well-planned solutions, angel investors are forced to become user-centric. CyCoin practically invented the term "media sourcing". We have proven we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to scale intra-seamlessly. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks obfuscation and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-backward-compatible, clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for handling unplanned-for architectures? We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to envisioneer dynamically. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to synthesize without diminishing our power to grow. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-media? At CyCoin, we realize how to matrix extensibly. If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to whiteboard transparently. We realize that if you matrix perfectly then you may also scale vertically. We will rev up our capability to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful macro-interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without communities, you will lack metrics. The channels factor is sticky. What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our capacity to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become seamless, best-of-breed? Without holistic, B2C2B, global, social-network-based bandwidth, you will lack iteration. We will intensify our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. CyCoin is the industry leader of six-sigma experiences. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to optimize. What does the term "robust" really mean? Think macro-wireless. The power to actualize virtually leads to the ability to orchestrate strategically. What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also transform extensibly. The intra-branding factor is user-defined. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point) be able to benchmark defiantly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user communities but our power to syndicate.