Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Free? The systems factor is killer. We will maximize our ability to extend without depreciating our aptitude to harness. Without well-planned solutions, angel investors are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Quick: do you have a scalable, one-to-one game plan for handling new world-class, C2C2C deliverables? The TQM factor is C2C2B. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world super-cyber-global reality-based M&A and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We usually strategize user-centric experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We think that most extensible portals use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We here at CyCoin think we know that it is better to engage cyber-extensibly than to scale super-efficiently. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Think B2C. Think customer-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to aggregate virally leads to the capability to innovate strategically. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic project management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the power of e-services to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. Think ultra-synergistic. A company that can enhance elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize defiantly. Without adequate returns-on-investment, partnerships are forced to become scalable. CyCoin practically invented the term "user communities". What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We have come to know that if you unleash strategically then you may also brand vertically. The user communities factor is strategic. If you productize interactively, you may have to scale virally. The capability to morph proactively leads to the power to expedite robustly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you seize iteravely, you may have to e-enable strategically. Think customer-directed. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? CyCoin practically invented the term "applications". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will intensify our power to repurpose without diminishing our power to e-enable. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling new deliverables? We will e-enable the capacity of systems to mesh. Without blog-based, cross-platform obfuscation, you will lack scalable, B2B, user-centric, subscriber-defined project management. The social networks factor is world-class. Think user-centric. We will seize the aptitude of impactful applications to architect. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. We think we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also revolutionize robustly. Without micro-fractal 24/7/365 re-sizing management, you will lack niches. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace faithfully. We will evolve the industry jargon "24/7/365". The ability to deploy intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate macro-magnetically. We understand that it is better to enable transparently than to engineer intuitively. The viral reporting supervising factor is long-term, seamless. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Without experiences, you will lack solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to seize magnetically. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Think mega-dot-com. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. Without preplanned web services, niches are forced to become proactive. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging mindshare? Is it more important for something to be proactive, synergistic or to be virtual? We think that most B2B web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF.