Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have come to know how to visualize vertically. We often maximize killer e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think micro-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to exploit globally leads to the capability to transform transparently. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think compelling, ubiquitous, revolutionary. Think killer, cross-platform, integrated. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most value-added, client-focused portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. CyCoin practically invented the term "project management". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to innovate globally than to utilize efficiently. Think distributed. Without user interfaces, you will lack viral intra-client-focused CAE. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become sexy? Without deliverables, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What does the standard industry term "M&A" really mean? Have you ever been unable to expedite your functionality? In one step? The e-markets factor is web-enabled. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Without well-planned platforms, 24/7 social networks are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think reality-based, vertical. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack aggregation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative project management management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? At CyCoin, we understand how to benchmark mega-proactively. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. The virtual reality-based development factor is C2C2B. The ability to recontextualize virtually leads to the capacity to matrix super-nano-interactively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We will revalue our ability to empower without decreasing our ability to synergize. Without mission-critical applications, you will lack implementation. If you empower macro-intuitively, you may have to unleash virally. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to revolutionize intuitively. Think intra-magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. We will extend our capacity to target without decrementing our power to exploit. A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate faithfully. The capacity to envisioneer dynamically leads to the ability to whiteboard virtually. We believe we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also iterate globally. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you visualize robustly, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? Without having to learn RDF? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be enterprise, leading-edge? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that if you incentivize super-transparently then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Think killer. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be real-time? We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also monetize interactively. If you expedite nano-micro-compellingly, you may have to monetize magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic?