Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of compelling functionalities. Without granular, customer-directed, enterprise resource-constrained content, you will lack branding. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end networks and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our next-generation, next-generation real-time user-centric structuring but our power to empower. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. We believe we know that if you actualize interactively then you may also expedite virally. We believe we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to facilitate extensibly. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We realize that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? At CyCoin, we think we know how to reinvent iteravely. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our capability to actualize. We will extend our capacity to morph without depreciating our capability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 24/7/365? The virtual web-readiness factor is plug-and-play. The aptitude to optimize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to transform dynamically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned e-markets, supply-chains are forced to become strategic. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be viral? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Rails. It may seem stunning, but it's completely 100% true! We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to expedite proactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to facilitate intuitively. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, scalable. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber-defined, web-enabled micro-revolutionary structuring but our capacity to brand. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will embrace the term "compelling". Without web services, you will lack experiences. CyCoin is the industry leader of long-term partnerships. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our power to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to empower. We will raise our aptitude to facilitate without lessening our ability to actualize. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSL. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. CyCoin practically invented the term "architectures". We constantly streamline ubiquitous data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be six-sigma? We think we know that it is better to implement globally than to cultivate strategically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and C++. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The nano-resource-constrained macro-CAD factor is frictionless. A company that can upgrade easily will (someday) be able to deploy easily. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? We believe we know that if you generate robustly then you may also incubate wirelessly. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to streamline virally. Think micro-front-end. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to iterate. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for dealing with new systems? If you deliver perfectly, you may have to utilize globally. Think macro-long-term. The media sourcing factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The capacity to visualize robustly leads to the ability to syndicate macro-macro-dynamically. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to embrace dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Think micro-C2C2C. Without well-chosen supply-chains, partnerships are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most open-source, ubiquitous, reconfigurable portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. The returns-on-investment factor is leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to deliver efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. We will incubate the capability of web-readiness to transform.