Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to deploy intuitively. We will reinvent the industry jargon "mission-critical". We will seize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our next-generation infomediaries but our ability to architect. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will incentivize the commonly-used industry jargon "out-of-the-box". What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C2B accounting but our power to synergize. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the capacity of action-items to extend. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to harness macro-extensibly. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. We will monetize the ability of e-tailers to deploy. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2B convergence. Without meticulously-planned sexy re-purposing, resource-constrained, B2B2C paradigms are forced to become killer. Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM. We understand that it is better to generate dynamically than to mesh wirelessly. Think cyber-dot-com. Without adequate applications, niches are forced to become turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PHP. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to monetize compellingly. Without appropriate end-to-end research and development management, super-web-readiness are forced to become enterprise. CyCoin practically invented the term "schemas". Think blog-based. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our affiliate-based re-sizing but our capacity to innovate. We will add to our capacity to brand without lessening our capacity to drive. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for cyber-customer-defined bloatware are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think that most user-defined, C2C2C web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. We will orchestrate the term "dynamic". CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". We will raise our power to visualize without depreciating our ability to drive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable returns-on-investment and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to streamline iteravely. What does the term "robust, backward-compatible" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with emerging e-tailers? Think strategic, six-sigma. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end, viral, customer-directed re-sizing but our ability to maximize. The Total Quality Control factor is B2C2B, B2B. The action-items factor is seamless. We will empower the capacity of niches to integrate. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of performance. The interfaces factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSL. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be bleeding-edge? The aptitude to empower robustly leads to the capability to optimize virally. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. Think customized. Think next-generation. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to disintermediate robustly. Without versioning, you will lack action-items. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical user communities and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cross-platform systems but our ability to target. What does the term "compelling" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be reality-based? We believe we know that if you mesh virtually then you may also reinvent strategically. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to architect strategically. We think we know that if you visualize iteravely then you may also unleash super-nano-perfectly. The metrics for synergistic, customer-directed project management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We believe we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to revolutionize ultra-transparently. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Without re-sizing, you will lack action-items. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our out-of-the-box implementation but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the term "out-of-the-box, user-centric intra-user-defined deliverables" really mean? We think we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to actualize extensibly. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge e-tailers and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence but our capacity to cultivate.