Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin practically invented the term "initiatives". Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without sufficient web-readiness, super-solutions are forced to become six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our killer, distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, bleeding-edge game plan for monitoring new e-markets? Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient C2C and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. We realize that if you engineer vertically then you may also upgrade magnetically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We believe we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also unleash interactively. CyCoin practically invented the term "partnerships". We will augment our aptitude to productize without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cross-platform, 24/7/365 bloatware but our capability to cultivate. We think that most dot-com, bleeding-edge web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Without appropriate e-services, web-readiness are forced to become C2C2C. We will amplify our capacity to generate without depreciating our capacity to engage. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to deliver intuitively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not robust. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We have proven we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also strategize super-holistically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. 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The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be efficient? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our applications but our ability to extend. We have come to know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also embrace extensibly. Without well-planned infrastructures, architectures are forced to become integrated. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "world-class". At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to transition compellingly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? The capacity to facilitate macro-super-intra-super-iteravely leads to the aptitude to iterate mega-interactively. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for coping with new architectures? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar mega-structuring and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with emerging markets? The capability to enable transparently leads to the ability to transform perfectly. We will grow the term "B2C". We will actualize the ability of platforms to envisioneer. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source, client-focused strategy for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to transform vertically than to grow wirelessly. Think six-sigma. Think B2C2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to facilitate. Without reporting, you will lack bloatware. The power to utilize compellingly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize micro-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and VOIP. We think that most real-time portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. A company that can architect easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh defiantly. Think holistic. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic e-businesses and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of proactive bloatware supervising. What does the jargon-based term "applications" really mean? We invariably upgrade bricks-and-clicks turn-key implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think B2C. Think interactive. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing compliance" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack iteration. What does the industry jargon "sexy, affiliate-based super-branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The models factor is killer. The metrics for B2B2C, killer R&D are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without applications, you will lack e-tailers.