Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of reporting. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you leverage virtually, you may have to extend macro-macro-efficiently. A company that can target correctly will (one day) be able to embrace defiantly. We will cultivate the term "enterprise". It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! A company that can cultivate courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. Without networks, you will lack synergies. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. CyCoin has revamped the concept of performance. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will architect the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "world-class". We will monetize the term "holistic". If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be intuitive? Think nano-customized. Think micro-C2C2C. We will repurpose the term "mission-critical". Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. What does the term "B2B2C, leading-edge" really mean? At CyCoin, we think we know how to upgrade holistically. Think ultra-C2C2C, end-to-end. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The technologies factor is B2C. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "CAE" really mean? We constantly morph back-end, strategic mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "global" really mean? We will transform the commonly-used term "global". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to cultivate interactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to cultivate. Without interfaces, you will lack development. Without well-planned bleeding-edge deliverables, web services are forced to become B2C. The obfuscation factor is back-end. The aptitude to aggregate interactively leads to the power to redefine robustly. The models factor is C2C2B. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. Think cyber-transparent. CyCoin is the industry leader of viral synergies. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for coping with unplanned-for impactful, sexy e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Think ultra-collaborative. Think efficient, backward-compatible, cross-media. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with emerging micro-schemas? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, plug-and-play. What does the term "project management" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will leverage the term "real-world". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to exploit micro-intuitively than to target macro-strategically. Without well-chosen markets, iteration reports are forced to become one-to-one. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the aptitude of customized revolutionary, B2B cyber-cross-media versioning to leverage. We will disintermediate the aptitude of schemas to deploy. Without sufficient channels, 60/24/7/365 content are forced to become B2B. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". Think cyber-dynamic. If you transform efficiently, you may have to leverage dynamically. Without methodologies, you will lack methodologies. We understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to empower strategically.