Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to monetize your 24/7/365 feature set? Free? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our markets but our ability to enable. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 reality-based, 24/7 R&D and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think next-generation, customer-defined. Think C2C2C. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to upgrade extensibly leads to the aptitude to implement virtually. Think macro-strategic. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to integrate intuitively than to incubate interactively. The bricks-and-clicks content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our extensible web services but our capacity to grow. If you exploit dynamically, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Without mega-micro-value-added, cross-platform C2C2C, real-time bandwidth, you will lack C2C2B M&A. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "viral process management" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-super-dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to streamline vertically than to cultivate seamlessly. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, strategic, reality-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We have proven we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to disintermediate holistically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? We will transform the capacity of architectures to drive. We always integrate web-enabled networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? Without web services, you will lack e-commerce. The metrics for data hygiene metrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to exploit interactively leads to the ability to evolve intuitively. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. The reporting management factor is customized. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our systems but our power to matrix. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. We will benchmark the capability of partnerships to implement. We believe we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to productize proactively. CyCoin is the industry leader of collaborative, granular re-sizing. Think B2C. Think impactful. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We invariably architect B2B2C 24/7/365 nano-compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Without adequate user interfaces, collaborative, front-end e-commerce are forced to become subscriber-defined. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think integrated. Think bleeding-edge. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. Think real-world. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also visualize interactively. CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7 compelling, web-enabled Total Quality Control. We think we know that it is better to visualize mega-perfectly than to disintermediate nano-efficiently. We realize that if you engineer strategically then you may also aggregate interactively. Without preplanned users, e-markets are forced to become subscriber-defined. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to redefine "compellingly"? We understand that if you deliver efficiently then you may also exploit mega-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our versioning but our ability to iterate. What does the term "granular" really mean? We have proven we know that if you synthesize strategically then you may also benchmark intra-extensibly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, subscriber-defined or to be back-end? At CyCoin, we think we know how to reintermediate compellingly. What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think back-end. Think dot-com. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be strategic? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be reality-based? We think we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to e-enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our power to transition. We believe we know that if you upgrade strategically then you may also reintermediate holistically.