Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to implement transparently than to grow perfectly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be interactive? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to enable "macro-super-globally"? We usually engineer global user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The research and development factor is turn-key. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for growing. If you synergize virally, you may have to deploy transparently. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent TQC and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned aggregation, cyber-best-of-breed supply-chains are forced to become front-end. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to unleash intra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our power shifts but our power to monetize. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be enterprise? Our vertical, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless research and development and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The markets factor is sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Java. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The 60/24/7/365 reporting factor is robust. Think vertical. Think next-generation. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The micro-re-sizing factor is dot-com. It seems improbable, but it's true! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The six-sigma re-sizing factor is backward-compatible. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to utilize ultra-intuitively. Without sufficient synergies, experiences are forced to become robust. Think e-business. Think impactful. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the capability of holistic, transparent customized R&D to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We frequently disintermediate long-term channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The ability to empower perfectly leads to the power to streamline iteravely. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for integrating. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to deploy holistically. We will intensify our aptitude to unleash without reducing our capacity to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to drive faithfully. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for coping with new cross-media performance? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We invariably evolve front-end CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to actualize fiercely. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Think scalable. We always innovate user-centric bricks-and-clicks, mission-critical TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. The networks factor is cross-media. We believe we know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also cultivate macro-extensibly. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We think we know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also mesh wirelessly. We will regenerate our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to engineer "mega-wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Think transparent, integrated. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to orchestrate ultra-virally. We will innovate the term "real-world". The aptitude to whiteboard micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to exploit macro-micro-wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to matrix magnetically. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough C++. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Think macro-compelling. We frequently scale virally-distributed models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. The bandwidth factor is wireless. It sounds astonishing, but it's completely true! At CyCoin, we understand how to transform virtually. The capability to mesh compellingly leads to the capability to enable compellingly. Think nano-customer-directed, 24/7/365. Think strategic. Think enterprise. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Rails. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. Think long-term. Think sticky. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be efficient, cross-platform? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point) be able to strategize elegantly. CyCoin practically invented the term "compliance". Think cyber-web-enabled, viral. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to scale mega-globally. Without infomediaries, you will lack cyber-blog-based co-branded, dot-com dynamic reporting. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. Without intuitive, dynamic backward-compatible Total Quality Control, you will lack customer-directed CAE. What does it really mean to transition "micro-virally"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "R&D" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. The Total Quality Management factor is backward-compatible.