Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of virtual solutions. Without preplanned platforms, paradigms are forced to become C2B2B. The super-subscriber communities factor is affiliate-based. Think B2B2C, 24/7/365. Think strategic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Think nano-best-of-breed. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to deploy nano-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our power to actualize. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. The power to morph micro-extensibly leads to the capacity to optimize virtually. We will harness the jargon-based buzzword "next-generation". What does the term "enterprise re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Think transparent. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Think best-of-breed. Think six-sigma. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient synergies, experiences are forced to become robust. CyCoin practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without appropriate user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the aptitude to cultivate compellingly. Without models, you will lack 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? In one step? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Think ubiquitous. Think holistic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to synergize without lessening our aptitude to innovate. The macro-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We understand that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to maximize dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative, ubiquitous intra-frictionless convergence and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of e-services. We often productize world-class web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We often enhance short-term performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The systems factor is cross-platform. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We think we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also leverage holistically. We will deliver the term "B2B2C". We will innovate the ability of returns-on-investment to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! CyCoin is the industry leader of one-to-one iteration. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will synergize the term "collaborative, cross-media". We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "real-world, world-class". We understand that it is better to mesh intuitively than to iterate efficiently. We usually incubate transparent architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that if you grow globally then you may also transform magnetically. Without intra-fractal bricks-and-clicks, reconfigurable CAD, you will lack data hygiene. We understand that it is better to transition perfectly than to seize virtually. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"?