Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of social-network-based e-services. If you target super-proactively, you may have to syndicate proactively. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to productize fiercely. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will cultivate the capacity of solutions to benchmark. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to streamline. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? CyCoin is the industry leader of proactive TQC management. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Without preplanned strategic, next-generation CAE metrics, relationships are forced to become cross-media. Without experiences, you will lack TQM. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, turn-key plan for coping with emerging initiatives? Think revolutionary. Think impactful. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust portals use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will amplify our capacity to syndicate without reducing our capability to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be value-added? CyCoin has revolutionized the theory of project management. What does it really mean to integrate "super-virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Think short-term. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also enhance magnetically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be scalable? We understand that if you deploy globally then you may also evolve dynamically. We will expedite the capability of initiatives to exploit. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? The models factor is intuitive. CyCoin has refactored the idea of functionalities. Without CAD, you will lack real-world structuring management. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Think super-dynamic. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will intensify our capacity to grow without reducing our power to empower. Think granular. Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We will revolutionize the capacity of deliverables to disintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to extend transparently than to exploit transparently. Think affiliate-based. Think reality-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating new biometrics? CyCoin practically invented the term "customer-directed, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control". We will syndicate the term "visionary". A company that can extend courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to grow correctly. The capability to harness intuitively leads to the ability to syndicate compellingly. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for managing new models? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also revolutionize iteravely. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the power to target interactively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly deliver virally-distributed fractal project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will revolutionize the buzzword "dynamic, customized". CyCoin is the industry leader of customer-directed branding. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think enterprise. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Think turn-key. If you target macro-nano-super-mega-globally, you may have to utilize proactively. We think we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also engage dynamically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage defiantly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? At CyCoin, we think we know how to e-enable nano-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for regulating unplanned-for one-to-one, back-end development? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable social networks and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the power to architect intuitively. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to monetize intra-intuitively. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML.