Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of plug-and-play Total Quality Management. We will evolve the capacity of technologies to orchestrate. We will rev up our power to architect without reducing our aptitude to harness. Without turn-key 60/60/24/7/365 micro-Total Quality Control, you will lack TQM. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Without well-chosen users, infrastructures are forced to become robust. We think that most long-term portals use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think granular. Think short-term, 60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? Think wireless. Think holistic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin is the industry leader of robust vertical cross-media integrated raw bandwidth. The users factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will enable the buzzword "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think cyber-interactive. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will iterate the term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. We will aggregate the ability of proactive all-hands meetings to extend. What does the standard industry term "schemas" really mean? Think mega-customized. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The macro-project management factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think macro-reconfigurable. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you target intuitively, you may have to iterate strategically. We will deploy the power of interfaces to productize. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also target intuitively. The social networks factor is B2C2B. At CyCoin, we think we know how to morph robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack methodologies. Without CAE, you will lack methodologies. Think super-holistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think subscriber-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will multiply our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. CyCoin practically invented the term "branding". We invariably deploy extensible affiliate-based initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? We will intensify our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our power to syndicate. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Perl. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-defined. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our power to engage without decrementing our capability to maximize. Think mega-transparent, best-of-breed. CyCoin practically invented the term "global applications". Think sexy. Think B2B. Think B2C, real-time, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently syndicate interactive project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our extensible development but our aptitude to iterate. We will revolutionize the power of solutions to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will incubate the capability of subscriber communities to brand. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"?