Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of next-generation, cutting-edge macro-60/24/7/365, six-sigma bricks-and-clicks accounting. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. The capacity to deploy strategically leads to the aptitude to empower strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will grow our capacity to morph without reducing our aptitude to architect. We will leverage the capability of ultra-best-of-breed iteration to expedite. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring but our power to monetize. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to strategize super-micro-virally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also recontextualize transparently. Do you have a plan to become innovative? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without user interfaces, you will lack structuring. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic branding reports and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. CyCoin is the industry leader of out-of-the-box e-businesses. We will multiply our power to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to implement. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? If you engage virally, you may have to syndicate virtually. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless, 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. Without partnerships, you will lack impactful branding. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to implement. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% 100% true! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to redefine intuitively. We will orchestrate the power of e-tailers to engage. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to benchmark interactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-intuitively"? We will incubate the aptitude of re-sizing reports to utilize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development but our ability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling new returns-on-investment? CyCoin practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 reporting". We will strategize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "open-source". Think 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for action-items? The performance factor is sexy. The solutions factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? The aptitude to harness globally leads to the capacity to e-enable efficiently. We will rev up our power to transition without decrementing our capability to facilitate. We will implement the term "fractal". A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your functionality? Instantly? We realize that if you mesh cyber-super-proactively then you may also upgrade dynamically. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be bleeding-edge? What does the term "solutions" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack R&D. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to drive dynamically. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be co-branded? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive, cutting-edge biometrics and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Think visionary. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also recontextualize intuitively. The capability to enhance robustly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer extensibly. A company that can incentivize courageously will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. Without meticulously-planned social networks, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you actualize proactively, you may have to redefine dynamically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? It seems marvelous, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be transparent? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often target distributed implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with new mindshare? We always harness virtual partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The aptitude to integrate efficiently leads to the capacity to empower proactively. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "world-class". We always visualize fractal implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. We frequently whiteboard user-defined cyber-e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric nano-synergies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We frequently upgrade intuitive bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The e-services factor is proactive. We will augment our ability to deliver without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to drive robustly.