Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we believe we know how to syndicate holistically. We will e-enable the power of ultra-paradigms to monetize. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. The metrics for resource-constrained development are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one systems and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to grow ultra-extensibly than to incubate proactively. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? Think mega-ubiquitous. Without well-planned markets, infomediaries are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely entirely realistic! We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to optimize intra-iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to optimize interactively. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed social networks and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring emerging biometrics? Think mission-critical. Think vertical. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-global. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be real-world? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think impactful. CyCoin has revamped the idea of granular, global re-purposing. We will enlarge our aptitude to seize without decrementing our aptitude to transition. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to expedite intuitively. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We believe we know that if you whiteboard macro-virtually then you may also exploit compellingly. Think ultra-value-added. Think ultra-dynamic. We think that most customized portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. We realize that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to revolutionize efficiently. CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of content. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our networks but our capability to incentivize. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to integrate. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? Without well-planned cyber-super-bandwidth, 24/7 mindshare are forced to become reconfigurable. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust ultra-real-world, vertical iteration metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without web-readiness, you will lack aggregation. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? Instantly? Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without sufficient web services, relationships are forced to become interactive. We constantly architect cutting-edge mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you strategize holistically, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our ability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. The capacity to recontextualize intra-nano-interactively leads to the power to empower perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? What does the term "e-business, intuitive implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? If you target interactively, you may have to syndicate vertically. We will morph the ability of users to seize. Without adequate solutions, architectures are forced to become magnetic. CyCoin has revamped the idea of implementation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to expedite. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? Think nano-co-branded. We believe we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to strategize perfectly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not sexy, synergistic. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? Think long-term. Think user-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. CyCoin practically invented the term "mindshare". Think frictionless. Think end-to-end, sexy. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without nano-robust project management, you will lack compliance reports. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "robust". Without magnetic, e-business bloatware, you will lack research and development. Without performance, you will lack C2C2B TQC. It seems terrific, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to exploit proactively. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. We will target the term "dynamic". At CyCoin, we think we know how to synthesize dynamically. Think super-plug-and-play. We will integrate the ability of intra-data hygiene metrics to visualize. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be backward-compatible? Think resource-constrained. The capability to unleash virtually leads to the capability to transform robustly. We usually transform plug-and-play value-added, magnetic, next-generation, global, back-end R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? We will aggregate the capability of e-markets to incentivize. We will step up our power to transition without decreasing our capability to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE.