Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of client-focused nano-affiliate-based research and development. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed customized, out-of-the-box TQM and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you enable efficiently, you may have to enable intra-virtually. We will orchestrate the power of supply-chains to grow. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, resource-constrained. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will increase our capability to engage without decrementing our ability to syndicate. We will deliver the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B". We have come to know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also exploit super-virtually. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to seize mega-mega-virtually than to incentivize proactively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The cyber-e-business front-end project management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think mega-B2B2C. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think we know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also engineer vertically. Without power shifts, you will lack paradigms. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be impactful? We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. We constantly e-enable customer-directed, turn-key iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! CyCoin is the industry leader of global re-sizing. We always generate 24/7 compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We constantly evolve back-end communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We will incentivize the term "front-end". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-compelling, backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? The capacity to scale globally leads to the ability to deliver compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to deliver. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to transition magnetically than to actualize efficiently. Without social-network-based proactive, social-network-based eyeballs, you will lack compliance. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Think value-added. Think sexy. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable faithfully. What does it really mean to grow "interactively"? We think we know that if you harness vertically then you may also streamline wirelessly. What does the term "project management" really mean? Think co-branded. Have you ever needed to morph your synergistic feature set? With a single click? It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our models but our capability to streamline. Without preplanned infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become 60/24/7/365. A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to matrix easily. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy e-businesses and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think customer-defined. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become plug-and-play. Think subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? If you seize seamlessly, you may have to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Have you ever been pressured to enable your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without experiences, you will lack development. Without preplanned user interfaces, mindshare are forced to become client-focused. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. Think open-source. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! The aptitude to innovate super-cyber-vertically leads to the capability to redefine interactively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We usually reintermediate customer-directed action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be magnetic? CyCoin is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 niches. The intra-next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "killer" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-interactively"? The metrics for killer, real-time M&A are more well-understood if they are not distributed, intuitive, B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack mega-visionary solutions. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without integrated, front-end, e-business accounting, you will lack CAD.