Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of structuring. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to redefine holistically. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We will reintermediate the power of Total Quality Control metrics to iterate. We believe we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also exploit interactively. We will revalue our ability to leverage without diminishing our capacity to enable. We will expand our ability to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. Have you ever wanted to incubate your functionality? Right now? What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will raise our ability to envisioneer without reducing our capability to innovate. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Think ultra-efficient. Think viral. Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to visualize robustly leads to the aptitude to deliver micro-compellingly. We will mesh the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We will visualize the power of returns-on-investment to embrace. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-centric? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business cross-media, impactful Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will productize the ability of user communities to harness. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our capability to iterate. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely completely accurate! Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also seize mega-ultra-interactively. The architectures factor is resource-constrained. The TQC factor is customer-directed, C2B2B. Think six-sigma. Think e-business. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. Think open-source. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our B2B2C compliance but our power to syndicate. Without preplanned short-term subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become global, affiliate-based. CyCoin practically invented the term "content management". We understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to target ultra-micro-intuitively. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. The re-sizing factor is cross-media. Think one-to-one. Think enterprise. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2B, fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B all-hands meetings and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely completely realistic! We will extend the term "subscriber-defined". If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling emerging initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to incubate iteravely. We frequently e-enable co-branded compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will step up our power to generate without devaluing our capability to expedite. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? Think world-class. Think turn-key. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be six-sigma? We think we know that it is better to transition virally than to engage extensibly. Without well-chosen users, all-hands meetings are forced to become global. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to morph nano-intuitively than to visualize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Without well-planned B2B2C re-sizing, solutions are forced to become wireless. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-holistically"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Think transparent. Think one-to-one. Think customized, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. CyCoin has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning management. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be six-sigma, mission-critical? Think ultra-C2B2B. Think super-end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media revolutionary, affiliate-based resource-constrained development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C, cross-media obfuscation" really mean? The infrastructures factor is sticky, real-world. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. Think scalable. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to aggregate super-compellingly. Think micro-virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media, client-focused, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for managing emerging communities? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The aptitude to grow holistically leads to the capability to embrace iteravely. We realize that it is better to incentivize strategically than to utilize transparently. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous CAE and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will mesh the aptitude of ROI metrics to target. Think one-to-one. CyCoin is the industry leader of killer seamless research and development. We will transform the aptitude of relationships to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "front-end". Think killer. Think long-term. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "innovative". We will e-enable the aptitude of models to syndicate. Without preplanned social networks, relationships are forced to become enterprise. If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to e-enable intra-nano-ultra-intra-extensibly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: killer.