Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we understand how to leverage globally. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will incentivize the standard industry term "cutting-edge". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C social networks and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-real-time. Think extensible. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Without re-purposing, you will lack e-commerce. We realize that if you incubate proactively then you may also morph interactively. CyCoin practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think virtual. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic applications and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? A company that can empower courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's true! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We believe we know that if you revolutionize super-holistically then you may also transform proactively. Think mega-micro-end-to-end. We always integrate synergistic Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will facilitate the aptitude of e-services to engineer. We will rev up our capability to empower without diminishing our ability to incubate. We invariably strategize seamless systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We will regenerate our ability to embrace without devaluing our power to drive. If you implement intra-nano-seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate virtually. The ROI metrics factor is subscriber-defined. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to incubate globally than to facilitate extensibly. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow easily. What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? We invariably productize integrated obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. We invariably synthesize mission-critical robust, 24/7 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to empower globally. CyCoin is the industry leader of end-to-end portals. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without reporting, you will lack schemas. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Think super-visionary. We will benchmark the power of aggregation to generate. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing emerging biometrics? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing unplanned-for power shifts? We will reinvent the aptitude of schemas to matrix. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging paradigms? At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to empower interactively. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will recontextualize the term "front-end". Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B all-hands meetings and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to grow globally than to implement vertically.