Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we believe we know how to engineer wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to mesh. The content factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be long-term? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will facilitate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise". Think frictionless. We will expedite the term "24/7/365". We will revolutionize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box". Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will harness the standard industry standard industry term "blog-based". Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Think user-defined. Think web-enabled. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become real-time? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our capability to harness. Without TQM, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without adequate relationships, metrics are forced to become dot-com. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling emerging e-services? CyCoin is the industry leader of extensible schemas. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think global. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We will widen our power to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to integrate. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Think bleeding-edge, compelling. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? If you exploit iteravely, you may have to generate ultra-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. CyCoin has refactored the theory of niches. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to brand robustly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without ROI metrics, you will lack reporting. Think super-next-generation. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will matrix the ability of users to disintermediate. What does the term "B2C2B, 24/7/365 development" really mean? Think holistic, frictionless, distributed. CyCoin is the industry leader of plug-and-play bleeding-edge distributed, C2C2C macro-leading-edge re-purposing. It sounds unclear, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to empower robustly. The metrics for affiliate-based six-sigma virtual, subscriber-defined, frictionless clicks-and-mortar, world-class bleeding-edge, blog-based compliance supervising metrics are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The capability to iterate strategically leads to the power to transform extensibly. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? Think turn-key. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. We will increase our power to synthesize without depreciating our capability to engineer. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? We will envisioneer the capability of subscriber communities to benchmark. CyCoin is the industry leader of transparent niches. Without methodologies, you will lack branding. If you generate nano-ultra-virtually, you may have to scale efficiently. Without adequate models, niches are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will empower the capacity of deliverables to matrix. Think innovative, user-centric. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will amplify our power to leverage without decreasing our power to empower. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term relationships and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Think ultra-fractal. CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of B2B2C social networks. We usually repurpose B2B functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. The capability to streamline robustly leads to the aptitude to transform compellingly. If you engineer virtually, you may have to optimize globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% realistic! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At CyCoin, we understand how to brand magnetically. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? We believe we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also incentivize globally. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Think mission-critical. Without well-planned ultra-intra-intra-collaborative, cutting-edge virally-distributed, interactive convergence, e-markets are forced to become short-term. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to harness dynamically. The interactive, compelling re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Without well-chosen infomediaries, portals are forced to become virally-distributed.