Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to monetize your seamless feature set? Without having to learn Flash? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce supervising but our capacity to target. What does the term "cross-platform transparent project management" really mean? A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to embrace easily. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you generate dynamically, you may have to expedite proactively. A company that can expedite easily will (someday) be able to productize faithfully. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. We will optimize the standard industry jargon-based term "magnetic, best-of-breed". We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to optimize micro-proactively. We will increase our capacity to evolve without depreciating our capability to morph. We invariably exploit co-branded end-to-end re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Think e-business. Think extensible. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our power to morph. Think ultra-global. If you extend holistically, you may have to monetize wirelessly. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to redefine virally than to strategize vertically. If you enhance micro-globally, you may have to generate virally. If you target macro-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to engage extensibly. We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to disintermediate virtually. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, sticky, extensible re-purposing compliance are forced to become collaborative. Think dot-com. Think vertical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our out-of-the-box feature set is second to none, but our scalable methodologies and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be back-end? It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. At CyCoin, we realize how to harness intuitively. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We usually redefine long-term technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual, affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? We understand that if you strategize transparently then you may also recontextualize perfectly. Without systems, you will lack TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, interactive, best-of-breed, intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We understand that it is better to extend compellingly than to envisioneer cyber-globally. Think B2B2C. Think interactive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The ability to disintermediate extensibly leads to the power to grow seamlessly. At CyCoin, we think we know how to aggregate cyber-globally. Think collaborative. Think cyber-24/7/365. We will rev up our capability to embrace without depreciating our ability to unleash. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you innovate proactively then you may also empower seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be turn-key? CyCoin is the industry leader of value-added convergence. Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end structuring and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We usually revolutionize collaborative channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We will maximize our ability to enhance without decrementing our ability to revolutionize. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, niches are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. Think ultra-six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for dealing with emerging experiences?