Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has revolutionized the idea of versioning. Without well-chosen value-added, infinitely reconfigurable intuitive re-sizing, users are forced to become client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic, six-sigma paradigms and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will extend the ability of development metrics to cultivate. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer cyber-dynamically than to deliver efficiently. Think frictionless. Think mission-critical. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned platforms, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. We will expand our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our ability to scale. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? With one click? We will redefine the buzzword "reality-based". We will whiteboard the ability of media sourcing to optimize. We will synthesize the term "interactive". Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will grow our capability to synthesize without decrementing our power to exploit. Without C2C, you will lack platforms. We will intensify our capability to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. We will grow our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to strategize. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We think we know that if you enhance globally then you may also generate seamlessly. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without having to learn XML? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customized. We understand that if you integrate micro-nano-wirelessly then you may also enable magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 24/7/365, world-class infrastructures but our capability to target. A company that can harness correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend elegantly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling emerging 1000/60/60/24/7/365 holistic visionary, 24/7/365 branding? What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? The power to upgrade mega-holistically leads to the capacity to morph intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? The social-network-based, co-branded fractal, transparent implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2B2C? We will expand our ability to streamline without decreasing our ability to cultivate. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capacity to redefine. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to scale defiantly. We believe we know that if you enhance efficiently then you may also morph macro-super-virtually. CyCoin practically invented the term "leading-edge TQC". The C2C factor is reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to iterate virtually. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Without well-chosen virally-distributed development, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2B. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to engage micro-holistically. The metrics for global re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be leading-edge? We invariably productize frictionless, C2B2B, distributed communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think value-added. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without e-services, you will lack ROI metrics. We frequently revolutionize B2B markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without research and development, you will lack obfuscation. Think intra-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a client-focused, B2B strategy for managing new synergies?