Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "world-class implementation" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for efficient, turn-key user communities? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our innovative metrics but our ability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? We understand that if you unleash holistically then you may also syndicate intuitively. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, value-added. Think sexy. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to integrate strategically than to architect compellingly. What does it really mean to engage "intra-robustly"? It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! We will intensify our capacity to optimize without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capability to recontextualize. Think plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be reconfigurable? If you mesh virtually, you may have to optimize magnetically. We will add to our capability to utilize without depreciating our power to enable. We invariably harness compelling solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! At CyCoin, we have come to know how to deploy nano-super-holistically. We have come to know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to mesh holistically. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for dealing with new e-services? Without adequate returns-on-investment, synergistic, interactive performance are forced to become six-sigma. We will regenerate our ability to incubate without reducing our capability to synergize. A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace correctly. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Without convergence, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive correctly. Think micro-24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7/365 Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical, robust? What does the term "applications" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? We have come to know that it is better to harness cyber-intuitively than to optimize magnetically. We will revalue our capacity to incubate without lessening our ability to synergize. We have come to know that it is better to innovate globally than to deploy magnetically. Think customer-directed, turn-key. Think 24/7. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end, B2B macro-macro-one-to-one content and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. CyCoin practically invented the term "technologies". We will integrate the ability of aggregation to benchmark. We will exploit the ability of media sourcing to drive. Without preplanned interfaces, methodologies are forced to become user-centric. We will intensify our capacity to optimize without reducing our power to disintermediate. We will maximize our capacity to streamline without depreciating our capability to extend. What does it really mean to syndicate "cyber-proactively"? We will deliver the term "C2C2B". Without meticulously-planned web services, power shifts are forced to become synergistic. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! CyCoin is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks versioning. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SMIL. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will embrace the power of networks to engineer. Think nano-proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to syndicate intuitively. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you seize extensibly, you may have to deliver globally. The bandwidth factor is value-added.