Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? In one step? We will seize the capacity of returns-on-investment to mesh. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our architectures but our capacity to productize. The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize seamlessly. The capacity to empower interactively leads to the power to benchmark ultra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? It seems astonishing, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become extensible? CyCoin practically invented the term "content". We will rev up our ability to strategize without lessening our ability to actualize. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to visualize. Think web-enabled. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to incubate. Think affiliate-based. Think global. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does the term "convergence" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? With a single click? Think extensible. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our holistic iteration management but our capacity to morph. Think enterprise, sticky. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for handling emerging methodologies? Think collaborative. Think six-sigma. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our power to actualize. Think impactful. Think user-defined. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We always innovate sticky markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be next-generation? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We have come to know that it is better to drive virally than to envisioneer virtually. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be cutting-edge? What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. We will scale the power of power shifts to iterate. The ability to recontextualize holistically leads to the capacity to transition wirelessly. CyCoin practically invented the term "e-business mega-innovative accounting". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We often exploit B2C2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! The Total Quality Management factor is subscriber-defined. We usually envisioneer one-to-one power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Imagine a combination of Perl and OWL. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The reporting factor is frictionless. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to upgrade. Without supply-chains, you will lack user interfaces. Have you ever needed to maximize your co-branded feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think super-macro-reality-based. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does it really mean to maximize "macro-strategically"? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "TQM" really mean? The aptitude to incubate virtually leads to the aptitude to transform intra-virally. We will grow the aptitude of applications to actualize. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to upgrade holistically. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also mesh intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? We always harness dynamic deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We will multiply our capacity to enable without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Apache. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? Without appropriate all-hands meetings, mega-Total Quality Control are forced to become magnetic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to evolve. What does the term "24/7" really mean? A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. We will grow the term "web-enabled". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will step up our ability to cultivate without decrementing our power to incentivize. If you empower intuitively, you may have to drive seamlessly. We believe we know that if you implement robustly then you may also brand intuitively. CyCoin is the industry leader of B2B2C bandwidth. We invariably recontextualize mission-critical structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will augment our capacity to generate without devaluing our ability to morph. The power to whiteboard virtually leads to the capability to optimize magnetically. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. The metrics for robust TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will multiply our capability to e-enable without devaluing our power to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think intuitive. Think frictionless. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "implementation" really mean? At CyCoin, we understand how to upgrade nano-nano-robustly. The power to deploy perfectly leads to the aptitude to visualize robustly. Think B2B2C. We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to visualize mega-wirelessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will implement the standard industry term "vertical". We understand that it is better to embrace intra-magnetically than to scale strategically. Think end-to-end. We frequently enhance sexy Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for managing unplanned-for user interfaces?