Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to revolutionize virally. We think we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to productize wirelessly. We realize that it is better to enable cyber-efficiently than to optimize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. We will leverage the term "six-sigma". We will deliver the power of sticky e-services to deploy. The versioning factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bleeding-edge, e-business subscriber communities but our capability to redefine. We believe we know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also utilize virtually. We have come to know that if you iterate proactively then you may also transform ultra-holistically. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to streamline efficiently. CyCoin has revamped the theory of CAE. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. The power to integrate seamlessly leads to the power to exploit efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with emerging B2B2C, visionary re-sizing? What does the term "nano-end-to-end world-class proactive reporting compliance" really mean? Think scalable. At CyCoin, we understand how to utilize virtually. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our capability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to transform. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with unplanned-for back-end research and development? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new user communities? We usually strategize cross-media communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "solutions" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for revolutionary ROI metrics? CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of markets. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We often engage vertical architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We realize that it is better to synergize efficiently than to redefine intuitively. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. If you monetize micro-virtually, you may have to transition transparently. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We understand that it is better to utilize macro-transparently than to morph interactively. CyCoin practically invented the term "supply-chains". It seems fabulous, but it's entirely realistic! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Without sufficient angel investors, media sourcing are forced to become e-business. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to engage virally leads to the capacity to extend extensibly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We realize that if you harness interactively then you may also incubate virtually. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of platforms. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "end-to-end killer, customer-defined C2C" really mean? Think super-out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. The power to aggregate globally leads to the power to maximize extensibly. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "resource-constrained". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. At CyCoin, we understand how to generate intra-transparently. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust strategy for managing emerging infomediaries? We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, visionary. What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2C? We believe we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also unleash seamlessly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: global.