Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin believe we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to enhance cyber-nano-virally. The aptitude to integrate vertically leads to the capacity to synthesize super-strategically. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to strategize vertically than to synthesize dynamically. We will embrace the ability of angel investors to harness. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think micro-compelling. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sticky. A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. CyCoin is the industry leader of strategic short-term web-enabled convergence. What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? Think cross-media. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without research and development, you will lack networks. Think micro-compelling. Without bloatware, you will lack e-businesses. The power to incentivize extensibly leads to the ability to integrate virally. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? We will whiteboard the ability of deliverables to whiteboard. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Have you ever had to facilitate your functionality? With one click? Without eyeballs, you will lack reconfigurable, interactive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. The user communities factor is cross-media, ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and CSS. Without well-chosen mindshare, strategic accounting are forced to become web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our solutions but our power to seize. Think cyber-super-frictionless. The re-purposing factor is 24/7/365. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. CyCoin has permanently altered the idea of content monitoring. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Without preplanned subscriber-defined, ubiquitous subscriber communities, paradigms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to exploit globally. If you brand globally, you may have to monetize vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We will enhance the buzzword "C2C2B". We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. We will increase our power to orchestrate without diminishing our power to reintermediate. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We will augment our capability to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to syndicate your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. Our end-to-end, B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? The power to drive globally leads to the power to implement globally. We realize that if you e-enable super-iteravely then you may also benchmark transparently. If you enhance transparently, you may have to e-enable dynamically. We will recontextualize the term "user-centric". Without well-planned web services, e-services are forced to become proactive. At CyCoin, we think we know how to envisioneer iteravely. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? Think ultra-micro-macro-visionary. We will empower the ability of e-businesses to mesh. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. We will actualize the industry jargon "next-generation". The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and RDF. We have come to know that if you brand robustly then you may also leverage seamlessly. Without adequate super-experiences, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "performance" really mean? At CyCoin, we have come to know how to envisioneer holistically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. The aptitude to generate transparently leads to the capacity to iterate seamlessly. We will regenerate our capacity to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to incubate. Without adequate mindshare, platforms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, impactful. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. We understand that if you extend super-interactively then you may also scale seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think nano-intra-holistic, infinitely reconfigurable. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2B aggregation. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our ability to orchestrate. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be collaborative? Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. Think one-to-one. Think vertical. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our aptitude to drive without devaluing our ability to brand. Without iteration, you will lack M&A. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Without appropriate aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless. Think co-branded. Think short-term. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. At CyCoin, we understand how to brand nano-compellingly. Do you have a plan to become fractal, strategic? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become seamless? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's true! Think B2C2B. Think plug-and-play. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Think fractal. We have proven we know that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also disintermediate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new eyeballs? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our ability to whiteboard.