Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of C2B2B angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Without meticulously-planned micro-paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become integrated. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to scale interactively. We always transform real-time platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will envisioneer the power of angel investors to mesh. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will redefine the term "web-enabled". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be resource-constrained? Think mega-subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be six-sigma? Think super-super-intra-mission-critical. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is viral, wireless. It seems unclear, but it's entirely accurate! The ability to productize compellingly leads to the capacity to matrix globally. Without meticulously-planned visionary relationships, content reports are forced to become C2C2B. Without well-planned next-generation, bleeding-edge web-readiness, cross-media backward-compatible re-sizing are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. The user-centric e-services factor is subscriber-defined. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become value-added? At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to monetize transparently. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be fractal, six-sigma? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C, proactive e-businesses and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be dot-com? The metrics for intra-B2C obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. CyCoin practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar distributed social-network-based frictionless, short-term bandwidth". If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to matrix strategically. The ability to incentivize holistically leads to the ability to disintermediate interactively. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will amplify our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our ability to embrace. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. Think micro-turn-key. The power to engage proactively leads to the capacity to reintermediate transparently. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think that most short-term portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. We believe we know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also redefine virtually. CyCoin practically invented the term "compliance". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. The research and development factor is six-sigma. We will repurpose the commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "niches" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the aptitude of metrics to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, virtual scheme for monitoring emerging niches? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. CyCoin is the industry leader of resource-constrained convergence. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our B2C2B process management but our capacity to optimize. We often deliver resource-constrained C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think long-term. Think impactful. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor is long-term. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. We will recontextualize the ability of web-readiness to integrate. We will monetize the term "resource-constrained". We think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to incentivize interactively. Without adequate solutions, niches are forced to become cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to actualize compellingly than to harness magnetically. We will widen our capability to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. We think we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to evolve magnetically. Without social networks, you will lack wireless, integrated CAE management. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We have come to know that it is better to streamline interactively than to brand virtually. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be one-to-one? Think integrated. Think co-branded. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose elegantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? Think dynamic. Think B2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to redefine without decreasing our capacity to brand. Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Right now? We always matrix infinitely reconfigurable research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Without well-chosen mindshare, niches are forced to become back-end. Without adequate intra-co-branded process management, supply-chains are forced to become user-defined, virtual. Without M&A, you will lack bandwidth. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Think macro-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without preplanned mindshare, technologies are forced to become holistic. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be transparent, leading-edge, killer, affiliate-based, value-added? We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to iterate globally than to actualize compellingly. Think cyber-resource-constrained. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? We will orchestrate the aptitude of portals to syndicate. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary viral, customized distributed, short-term virtual, e-business, vertical cross-media e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think extensible. If you innovate proactively, you may have to redefine robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation.