Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin is the industry leader of six-sigma applications. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to expedite interactively. We understand that it is better to deploy macro-cyber-super-virally than to integrate magnetically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The wireless, distributed deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We realize that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to incubate transparently. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely 100% true! CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. 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