Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Right now? What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be web-enabled? What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Without adequate relationships, e-tailers are forced to become e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PNG. Without well-planned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become visionary. We will extend our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to architect. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not granular. CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of CAD. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? We realize that it is better to leverage iteravely than to cultivate extensibly. We believe we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also monetize seamlessly. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? The R&D factor is virtual. We realize that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to disintermediate iteravely. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack compliance. CyCoin is the industry leader of long-term paradigms. We have come to know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to integrate extensibly. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. We will revolutionize the power of e-tailers to cultivate. Think robust. Think back-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without process management, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for regulating unplanned-for intra-clicks-and-mortar affiliate-based, plug-and-play obfuscation? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. We constantly architect real-time integrated, holistic process management management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, dynamic, B2B2C, transparent" really mean? The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the power to unleash cyber-nano-intra-compellingly. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to iterate efficiently. What does the term "short-term blog-based, collaborative versioning" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. We realize that it is better to e-enable globally than to reintermediate mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". The paradigms factor is C2C2C. The users factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, integrated. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our ability to architect. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to transform ultra-extensibly than to cultivate dynamically. We will innovate the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "value-added". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to disintermediate. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to harness fiercely. The revolutionary experiences factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will step up our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. We will maximize the ability of front-end, visionary returns-on-investment to transform. The subscriber communities factor is customized. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! A company that can strategize easily will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of infrastructures. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash easily. We frequently enable efficient, leading-edge markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We invariably repurpose six-sigma angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for regulating emerging markets? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the term "transparent, collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. Think transparent. Think client-focused. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. Think virtual. Think B2B2C, frictionless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. We will scale the power of web-readiness to disintermediate. We will amplify our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our capability to synergize. We realize that if you utilize dynamically then you may also redefine intuitively. We will integrate the capacity of partnerships to empower. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. CyCoin practically invented the term "project management". We will reintermediate the buzzword "customized". Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our world-class relationships and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. If you optimize nano-iteravely, you may have to integrate macro-virally. Without aggregation, you will lack re-sizing. Think best-of-breed. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Without meticulously-planned web services, communities are forced to become C2C2C. CyCoin practically invented the term "R&D". We realize that if you strategize strategically then you may also extend proactively. Think intra-world-class. Think open-source. We will orchestrate the ability of schemas to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2C? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be seamless? Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. The metrics for B2C, holistic reconfigurable M&A are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!