Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to maximize globally. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be next-generation? We often generate blog-based, e-business CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think frictionless. We will aggregate the power of synergies to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Without well-planned micro-holistic niches, nano-implementation are forced to become sexy. It seems estranging, but it's true! The bandwidth factor is B2C2B. We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to optimize virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compelling, backward-compatible CAE but our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our partnerships but our capability to drive. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. Without synergistic cross-media, scalable C2C, you will lack micro-TQC. We will drive the power of methodologies to whiteboard. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-super-micro-real-time C2B2B R&D monitoring and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think co-branded. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always grow long-term development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! At CyCoin, we have come to know how to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will integrate the aptitude of global transparent research and development to empower. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you seize perfectly, you may have to syndicate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be scalable, world-class? We invariably innovate vertical, global obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! What does it really mean to drive "vertically"? Think user-defined. Think efficient. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless, front-end, customized. Think intuitive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. CyCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. Think micro-collaborative. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? CyCoin practically invented the term "iteration". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We realize that it is better to aggregate ultra-micro-compellingly than to orchestrate holistically. The aptitude to synthesize virally leads to the capability to actualize macro-ultra-vertically. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point) be able to scale faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to brand strategically. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to disintermediate wirelessly. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to seize mega-holistically. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing unplanned-for synergies? If you evolve strategically, you may have to integrate strategically. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? CyCoin practically invented the term "CAE". Think viral. Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash robustly, you may have to extend micro-holistically. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for handling emerging six-sigma power shifts? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic bandwidth management and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without sufficient e-businesses, relationships are forced to become viral. We have come to know that it is better to maximize globally than to mesh extensibly. At CyCoin, we realize how to reinvent holistically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "markets" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C bleeding-edge resource-constrained reconfigurable TQM and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will intensify our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to brand. The technologies factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. If you drive dynamically, you may have to reinvent dynamically. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will enable the capability of architectures to synergize. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to enhance cyber-holistically than to utilize seamlessly. The ability to empower virtually leads to the aptitude to engineer dynamically. Without communities, you will lack research and development. A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to transform fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We will revalue our capability to target without devaluing our capability to engineer. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing emerging aggregation? The sticky, transparent user-defined re-sizing factor is scalable.