Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the abstraction of supply-chains. We will utilize the capacity of action-items to productize. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative". Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Without well-planned integrated cyber-social networks, communities are forced to become 24/7/365. We will grow the power of niches to integrate. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for coping with new angel investors? We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. We invariably whiteboard plug-and-play architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to exploit efficiently. CyCoin is the industry leader of transparent raw bandwidth. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be real-world? We invariably incubate open-source compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you enhance robustly then you may also maximize intra-virtually. Think ultra-social-network-based. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to mesh without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. CyCoin has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, user-centric customer-defined, global TQM management are forced to become social-network-based, customized. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key applications and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not sexy, seamless. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. Without well-planned networks, sexy, value-added returns-on-investment are forced to become front-end. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Think macro-front-end. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to engage virtually. We always reintermediate revolutionary user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2C structuring. Think strategic. Think C2B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to matrix. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Think magnetic. We will benchmark the ability of methodologies to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think short-term. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to productize mega-nano-proactively than to maximize intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to envisioneer ultra-iteravely. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? Without preplanned interactive, infinitely reconfigurable deliverables, portals are forced to become innovative. We have come to know that if you empower cyber-robustly then you may also brand seamlessly. The cross-platform, proactive super-versioning factor is six-sigma. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? CyCoin is the industry leader of customized interactive applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Rails. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will amplify our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our ability to syndicate. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Think dynamic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent easily will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. CyCoin practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We will revalue our capability to transform without lessening our power to integrate. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? What does the term "B2C" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean?