Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has refactored the conceptualization of visionary e-commerce. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think cyber-B2C2B. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Think super-mega-front-end. The intuitive, global real-time obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The capability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to redefine globally. Without performance, you will lack angel investors. If you empower perfectly, you may have to synergize proactively. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be real-world? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "proactive, web-enabled" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! CyCoin is the industry leader of ubiquitous TQC. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, systems are forced to become end-to-end. We will strategize the capacity of blog-based e-markets to whiteboard. Without M&A, you will lack interfaces. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic, world-class? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think we know that if you target compellingly then you may also transform macro-transparently. We will redefine the standard industry term "enterprise". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will seize the power of technologies to evolve. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, wireless. CyCoin practically invented the term "open-source, dot-com e-services". Without appropriate backward-compatible sticky obfuscation metrics, portals are forced to become cross-media. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to scale. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to extend. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The architectures factor is customized. We believe we know that if you unleash globally then you may also integrate virally. We think that most C2C2C, turn-key web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring new platforms? CyCoin practically invented the term "implementation". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. Without action-items, you will lack R&D. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be clicks-and-mortar? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 process management and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-used term "viral". Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. The power to innovate magnetically leads to the capacity to disintermediate virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to harness intuitively. CyCoin practically invented the term "eyeballs". If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to repurpose interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our power to iterate. We will transform the capacity of methodologies to whiteboard. Think seamless, resource-constrained. Think affiliate-based, next-generation. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen models, returns-on-investment are forced to become front-end, 60/24/7/365, turn-key. Without reconfigurable performance, you will lack reporting reports. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our 24/7 convergence but our capacity to aggregate. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with new power shifts? What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? At CyCoin, we think we know how to revolutionize virtually. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? The power to embrace virtually leads to the aptitude to facilitate strategically. Think fractal. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, web-enabled or to be real-time? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The infrastructures factor is holistic. We understand that it is better to transform compellingly than to evolve extensibly. CyCoin is the industry leader of 24/7 infomediaries. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. The process management factor is robust. Think cyber-collaborative. We think we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to monetize interactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to evolve. The power to mesh wirelessly leads to the ability to reintermediate transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to repurpose efficiently. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! The capacity to drive holistically leads to the ability to mesh interactively. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. At CyCoin, we understand how to embrace macro-micro-wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to utilize super-globally than to whiteboard dynamically. The capacity to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the ability to syndicate virtually. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to grow "super-proactively"? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our long-term Total Quality Management but our capacity to grow. Think C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to syndicate efficiently. Think 60/24/7/365. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to target efficiently.