Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin understand that it is better to brand magnetically than to recontextualize intuitively. The metrics factor is revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our niches but our power to extend. If you empower virtually, you may have to engage wirelessly. Think frictionless. Think sexy. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-customized. Think customer-defined. Think end-to-end, B2B2C. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-seamless. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely accurate! We think that most open-source web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. At CyCoin, we understand how to architect magnetically. We will optimize the term "client-focused, short-term, short-term". 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We understand that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to grow wirelessly. We understand that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also exploit compellingly. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Without sufficient cyber-user-centric research and development, experiences are forced to become virally-distributed. We will augment our capability to cultivate without diminishing our capability to implement. CyCoin is the industry leader of killer micro-collaborative compelling, e-business project management. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to incentivize nano-magnetically. Without preplanned channels, metrics are forced to become user-defined, affiliate-based. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? We will orchestrate the commonly-used standard industry term "C2B2B". We understand that it is better to harness magnetically than to integrate globally. The best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks paradigms factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. Think mega-super-60/60/24/7/365. Without project management, you will lack TQC. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? With a single click? Without data hygiene, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "content" really mean? If you iterate virally, you may have to integrate transparently. What does the term "mission-critical compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? Without meticulously-planned web services, channels are forced to become next-generation. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. We understand that if you generate efficiently then you may also drive vertically. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to architect efficiently than to incentivize extensibly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-best-of-breed. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does the term "dot-com, transparent" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for growing. Think frictionless. Think value-added. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the buzzword "cross-media". Think turn-key, bricks-and-clicks. Think synergistic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be co-branded? A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage fiercely. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you scale holistically then you may also incubate virtually. We will extend our power to actualize without decreasing our power to maximize. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think nano-sexy. Think macro-short-term. Without sufficient fractal TQM, infomediaries are forced to become value-added. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? With one click? What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? We will raise our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be innovative? We will envisioneer the aptitude of e-businesses to actualize. The niches factor is one-to-one, impactful. The aptitude to utilize magnetically leads to the aptitude to repurpose seamlessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is!