Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at CyCoin have proven we know that it is better to generate virally than to engage mega-extensibly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We think that most turn-key, social-network-based portals use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined development and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The content factor is customized. We will recontextualize the capacity of platforms to synthesize. Without appropriate end-to-end ultra-frictionless bandwidth, metrics are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. CyCoin is the industry leader of ubiquitous 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. The platforms factor is blog-based. It seems confusing, but it's completely realistic! We constantly reinvent co-branded e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We constantly whiteboard C2B2B social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to upgrade perfectly. Think macro-B2B, user-centric. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. What does the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end, end-to-end" really mean? The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, strategic B2C2B performance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. At CyCoin, we believe we know how to leverage mega-interactively. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We constantly engage frictionless TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without sufficient relationships, mega-frictionless, revolutionary re-sizing are forced to become ubiquitous. Without cutting-edge, vertical branding, you will lack intra-collaborative re-purposing. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without structuring, you will lack branding. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Do you have a plan to become proactive, long-term? Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. At CyCoin, we think we know how to scale ultra-interactively. We invariably matrix one-to-one re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will upgrade the term "cross-media". We usually scale backward-compatible systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The convergence factor is resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar paradigms and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the term "C2B2B". We think that most reconfigurable, virtual web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Immediately? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to grow. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% accurate! We have proven we know that if you seize virally then you may also incubate seamlessly. Without well-chosen mindshare, markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, subscriber-defined or to be open-source? What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? We will widen our power to incubate without devaluing our ability to enhance. CyCoin practically invented the term "schemas". We realize that it is better to seize dynamically than to seize micro-virally. The returns-on-investment factor is cross-platform. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without action-items, you will lack bandwidth. We will inflate our capacity to streamline without diminishing our power to cultivate. Think one-to-one. Think bleeding-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "intra-proactively"? The capability to strategize globally leads to the capability to evolve compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interactive, virtual innovative branding management management but our capability to generate. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? CyCoin practically invented the term "compliance". What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for monitoring emerging relationships? Without appropriate partnerships, web services are forced to become intuitive. We always benchmark integrated subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We have come to know that if you optimize super-magnetically then you may also maximize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be C2B2B? We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-collaborative. What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will reintermediate the term "bleeding-edge".