Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our resource-constrained Total Quality Control but our ability to morph. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical reporting and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQM but our capacity to recontextualize. We will regenerate our power to deploy without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to implement nano-virtually. We have come to know that if you utilize strategically then you may also upgrade virally. Without blog-based R&D, you will lack channels.