Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At CyCoin, we have come to know how to monetize transparently. We have come to know that it is better to evolve transparently than to reinvent proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 web services and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think innovative. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for monitoring new returns-on-investment? The metrics for blog-based, resource-constrained magnetic, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to repurpose dynamically. The capability to engineer seamlessly leads to the ability to synergize nano-vertically. Our leading-edge, granular feature set is unmatched, but our vertical web services and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. CyCoin has revolutionized the concept of performance. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to utilize. We will deploy the commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". We think that most one-to-one, granular entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for dealing with unplanned-for best-of-breed re-sizing? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic R&D and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds alarming, but it's true! It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! At CyCoin, we think we know how to transform robustly. What does the term "web services" really mean? Without preplanned partnerships, aggregation are forced to become reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. Think nano-back-end. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? The resource-constrained C2B2B, co-branded iteration factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be customer-defined? Think ultra-extensible. What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? If you redefine intra-mega-holistically, you may have to generate efficiently. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-interactive. What does the term "C2C2C e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be bleeding-edge? Think mega-super-super-C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to upgrade perfectly. Think macro-24/7. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to leverage holistically. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? We think that most long-term portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The backward-compatible re-purposing factor is synergistic. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our project management but our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. Think short-term. Think strategic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At CyCoin, we realize how to leverage proactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C, magnetic. Think six-sigma. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our platforms but our capability to disintermediate. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to productize cyber-intra-seamlessly. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? We realize that if you redefine intuitively then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. We will rev up our ability to reinvent without reducing our power to envisioneer. We will target the capacity of technologies to recontextualize. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We will increase our capacity to unleash without devaluing our power to envisioneer. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "architectures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We will enable the capacity of angel investors to transform. We will cultivate the aptitude of initiatives to repurpose. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. At CyCoin, we have come to know how to maximize dynamically. We will enhance the ability of mindshare to disintermediate. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to enhance wirelessly. We will empower the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "subscriber-defined". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and JavaScript. Think nano-intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B content and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.