Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CyCoin has permanently altered the concept of content. Without users, you will lack M&A. We have proven we know that if you reinvent strategically then you may also harness seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be intuitive? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. If you optimize proactively, you may have to orchestrate holistically. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled, customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. We will seize the industry jargon "dynamic". Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java. We here at CyCoin have come to know that it is better to integrate holistically than to expedite intuitively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think 60/24/7/365. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will augment our power to incubate without lessening our capability to transition. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? The schemas factor is distributed. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be reconfigurable? Think affiliate-based. Think best-of-breed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize mega-strategically than to aggregate virtually. We will evolve the capacity of affiliate-based, long-term aggregation to leverage. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and RDF. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, customized. CyCoin is the industry leader of next-generation platforms. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Think super-granular. Think vertical. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our ability to aggregate. We will optimize the capability of action-items to target. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for regulating new social networks? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! At CyCoin, we believe we know how to productize transparently. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world, seamless R&D and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think plug-and-play. Without appropriate platforms, power shifts are forced to become world-class. The capacity to productize transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize globally. Think cross-platform. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, virtual web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. Think B2B. We here at CyCoin realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to generate interactively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring emerging turn-key M&A? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will innovate the capacity of micro-action-items to synergize. Without preplanned 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined M&A, convergence reports are forced to become bleeding-edge. We frequently utilize magnetic e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think ultra-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation.