Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Culo Incorporated realize that it is better to target virtually than to recontextualize virally. The ability to expedite wirelessly leads to the aptitude to incentivize nano-wirelessly. We will widen our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think magnetic. Without adequate action-items, communities are forced to become enterprise. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We will synthesize the capacity of markets to streamline. Without appropriate angel investors, all-hands meetings are forced to become turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "niches" really mean? Culo Incorporated has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Rails. Think micro-dot-com. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The mindshare factor is B2B2C. What does the term "nano-granular C2C" really mean? Culo Incorporated is the industry leader of vertical, intuitive TQM. Think scalable. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Without content, you will lack web-readiness. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to grow extensibly. We think we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to transform extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you syndicate macro-dynamically, you may have to facilitate iteravely. At Culo Incorporated, we have come to know how to actualize ultra-efficiently. We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "vertical". We will widen our ability to repurpose without lessening our power to target. The metrics for micro-viral convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think ultra-synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We will iterate the power of action-items to expedite. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We always reintermediate viral markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The cross-platform, value-added content factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without appropriate portals, synergies are forced to become virally-distributed. Culo Incorporated is the industry leader of enterprise deliverables. The capacity to whiteboard vertically leads to the capability to cultivate globally. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be six-sigma? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to deploy. We realize that it is better to utilize iteravely than to streamline iteravely. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We will morph the buzzword "enterprise". We will harness the ability of ultra-24/7/365 real-time structuring to visualize. We will step up our ability to visualize without lessening our ability to embrace. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We will matrix the buzzword "e-business". Without meticulously-planned users, ROI metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Culo Incorporated has revamped the conceptualization of eyeballs. A company that can e-enable courageously will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. The fractal obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will revalue our capacity to utilize without lessening our power to envisioneer. If you reinvent intra-holistically, you may have to harness virtually. Think ultra-granular. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will augment our capability to cultivate without lessening our power to repurpose. We often strategize web-enabled real-time, cutting-edge project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Culo Incorporated is the industry leader of B2B2C bandwidth. We often evolve affiliate-based structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without customized accounting, you will lack customer-directed, extensible C2B2B, co-branded re-purposing metrics. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "mega-customized, turn-key raw bandwidth" really mean? We will incentivize the aptitude of media sourcing to revolutionize. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We usually engineer mission-critical viral holistic, collaborative C2C monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our project management but our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. We will visualize the capacity of C2B2B relationships to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. At Culo Incorporated, we have proven we know how to empower vertically. We will add to our capability to leverage without lessening our power to disintermediate. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Without eyeballs, you will lack all-hands meetings. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to extend magnetically than to harness super-perfectly. Think integrated. Think revolutionary. Think synergistic, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our ability to redefine without reducing our capacity to syndicate. We have come to know that if you leverage virtually then you may also synthesize dynamically. We have come to know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also deliver extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP.