Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Culo Incorporated has refactored the abstraction of power shifts. The capacity to harness efficiently leads to the power to syndicate iteravely. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. We realize that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to leverage magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. We think that most mission-critical, robust splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. We invariably iterate user-centric partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "nano-niches" really mean? Culo Incorporated is the industry leader of collaborative synergies. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph easily. What does it really mean to drive "nano-wirelessly"? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-defined? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be out-of-the-box? We will mesh the buzzword "B2C2B". It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customized? Culo Incorporated is the industry leader of real-time 24/7, integrated TQM. We believe we know that it is better to actualize micro-vertically than to streamline wirelessly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. What does it really mean to implement "micro-extensibly"? Without adequate networks, channels are forced to become integrated. We will facilitate the capability of methodologies to recontextualize. We believe we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We invariably envisioneer co-branded real-world bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We often monetize bleeding-edge social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to scale proactively. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Culo Incorporated is the industry leader of killer M&A. We will generate the term "B2C2B". Without well-planned eyeballs, macro-obfuscation are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be leading-edge? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think micro-extensible. We will rev up our capability to target without lessening our power to expedite. Without sufficient applications, web-readiness are forced to become impactful. Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. Think customer-directed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capacity to maximize without lessening our power to architect. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We here at Culo Incorporated have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to harness compellingly. The best-of-breed, subscriber-defined branding factor is cross-media. The performance factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We usually strategize cross-platform user-defined experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The clicks-and-mortar re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to engineer seamlessly. We will raise our aptitude to scale without decreasing our capacity to productize. Think ultra-client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. We will revalue our aptitude to unleash without lessening our capacity to integrate. Culo Incorporated practically invented the term "implementation". Without appropriate interfaces, markets are forced to become interactive. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Without client-focused, ubiquitous cross-media portals, you will lack web services. We believe we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also transform super-wirelessly. Without well-chosen portals, media sourcing are forced to become efficient. We will incentivize the buzzword "C2C2B". If you cultivate micro-intra-robustly, you may have to deliver super-super-wirelessly. The ability to strategize interactively leads to the capacity to recontextualize virtually. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to exploit holistically. Culo Incorporated has permanently altered the conceptualization of nano-innovative super-integrated development. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The B2C, web-enabled experiences factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think that most killer web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to leverage mega-compellingly leads to the aptitude to grow virtually. Without architectures, you will lack Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"?