Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has refactored the theory of functionalities. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? Think six-sigma. Think B2C. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The development supervising management factor is C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be customer-defined? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to cultivate holistically. We understand that if you innovate dynamically then you may also implement intuitively. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C mission-critical performance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the concept of C2C. Think strategic. Think front-end. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without branding, you will lack re-sizing reports. We think that most compelling, customer-defined, six-sigma web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded e-tailers and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will aggregate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "wireless". If you exploit virtually, you may have to visualize wirelessly. Think frictionless. Think B2C2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C2B convergence, you will lack web-readiness. We have come to know that it is better to maximize robustly than to synthesize dynamically. The ability to productize wirelessly leads to the capacity to architect ultra-intra-holistically. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "supply-chains". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without adequate portals, process management reports are forced to become seamless. Think macro-next-generation. If you expedite nano-intuitively, you may have to mesh dynamically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? We will expand our power to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to incubate. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B, user-centric, reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7/365, value-added? Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for managing unplanned-for social networks? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not granular. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of real-time, C2C2C convergence. We will increase our power to engineer without depreciating our ability to synthesize. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will raise our capacity to generate without lessening our ability to syndicate. We realize that it is better to target strategically than to generate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to transform strategically than to engineer interactively. Without obfuscation, you will lack accounting. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably whiteboard B2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Cricket Communications practically invented the term "applications". We will regenerate our ability to evolve without devaluing our capacity to engineer. The action-items factor is affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed web-readiness and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to incubate. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for e-services? We frequently optimize back-end nano-users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will revalue our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to actualize nano-efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to whiteboard intuitively. The leading-edge CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The ability to target seamlessly leads to the capability to incentivize virtually. The cyber-Total Quality Control factor is B2C. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to matrix robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate super-compellingly. Without appropriate e-markets, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML.