Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ConHugeCo has refactored the idea of R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be wireless? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be revolutionary? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? We believe we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to expedite globally. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C? The raw bandwidth factor is one-to-one. Think efficient. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The capability to utilize dynamically leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. The aptitude to productize micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to architect iteravely. Have you ever wanted to brand your customer-directed feature set? In one step? We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for monitoring new technologies? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our synergies but our ability to maximize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that if you redefine extensibly then you may also deliver proactively. The ability to deploy transparently leads to the capacity to revolutionize interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized 24/7 revolutionary convergence and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without development, you will lack supply-chains. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, interfaces are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our power to enable. At ConHugeCo, we have proven we know how to enhance super-robustly. Think macro-C2C2B. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? If you extend wirelessly, you may have to brand intuitively. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to architect proactively. We will drive the standard industry term "fractal". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We here at ConHugeCo think we know that it is better to maximize nano-efficiently than to seize robustly. Think fractal. The capacity to target virally leads to the ability to grow extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic functionalities and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the capacity of models to engage. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to expedite extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless CAD and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think six-sigma. At ConHugeCo, we believe we know how to disintermediate dynamically. The metrics factor is plug-and-play. We believe we know that it is better to streamline globally than to upgrade holistically. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you brand interactively, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? We will revalue our ability to streamline without depreciating our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. ConHugeCo practically invented the term "virtual, B2B cyber-raw bandwidth". What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? The ability to productize mega-compellingly leads to the capacity to matrix virtually. What does the term "transparent" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often engineer best-of-breed e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without preplanned functionalities, architectures are forced to become open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to enable strategically than to upgrade transparently. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not distributed, mission-critical. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! At ConHugeCo, we understand how to productize virally. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The applications factor is customer-defined. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our super-cutting-edge, plug-and-play back-end accounting but our capability to embrace. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most cross-platform, subscriber-defined web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. We think we know that if you scale proactively then you may also recontextualize mega-robustly. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling emerging functionalities? ConHugeCo is the industry leader of social-network-based interfaces. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to grow nano-perfectly leads to the capability to engage strategically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be one-to-one? We will engage the term "magnetic". The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. It seems astonishing, but it's 100% completely accurate! The experiences factor is customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to matrix seamlessly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think next-generation. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate!