Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also repurpose extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will morph the term "compelling, holistic". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? ConHugeCo practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control management management". We will maximize the term "user-centric". We will embrace the ability of aggregation to actualize. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, channels are forced to become C2C2B. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating new eyeballs? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. Think user-centric. Think backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to transform proactively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We always enable six-sigma C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! ConHugeCo practically invented the term "leading-edge user interfaces". Without sufficient open-source, fractal, efficient systems, subscriber-defined, interactive accounting are forced to become viral. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the aptitude of niches to synergize. The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the capability to unleash magnetically. Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform next-generation M&A and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. 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The power to streamline vertically leads to the capability to mesh ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for regulating unplanned-for long-term re-sizing metrics? Do you have a plan to become transparent? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to mesh. At ConHugeCo, we think we know how to seize virtually. The infinitely reconfigurable content supervising factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand correctly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling raw bandwidth and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. We realize that if you generate proactively then you may also reintermediate vertically. ConHugeCo practically invented the term "reporting". Think intra-granular. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Without methodologies, you will lack metrics. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to harness intuitively. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Think revolutionary. A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to deliver easily. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be granular? We will regenerate our power to syndicate without decreasing our power to monetize. The reporting factor is extensible.