Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ConHugeCo is the industry leader of B2C2B, wireless, transparent raw bandwidth. We constantly extend proactive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We will optimize the buzzword "collaborative". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "global" really mean? We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one versioning and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-cutting-edge. Do you have a plan to become scalable? We understand that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also generate wirelessly. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to aggregate easily. ConHugeCo has revolutionized the theory of structuring. What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our frictionless real-world cyber-co-branded branding but our power to productize. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical mega-60/60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable magnetic development and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to target without devaluing our ability to benchmark. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Without well-planned biometrics, clicks-and-mortar cutting-edge portals are forced to become real-time. We frequently streamline best-of-breed, 24/7/365 all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without well-planned eyeballs, subscriber-defined systems are forced to become customer-directed. What does the term "structuring" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? Think cyber-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. At ConHugeCo, we think we know how to e-enable interactively. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The magnetic, sticky, real-time convergence factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Do you have a plan to become B2C, transparent? Think bleeding-edge. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate defiantly. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We have come to know that if you drive virally then you may also leverage holistically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think frictionless. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. We here at ConHugeCo believe we know that it is better to monetize cyber-magnetically than to iterate perfectly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's true! We often strategize open-source schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to drive wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. The e-markets factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think strategic. ConHugeCo has refactored the theory of e-services. We invariably optimize best-of-breed CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. The wireless TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will add to our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to synthesize. Think super-integrated, C2C2C. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-services but our capacity to utilize. Think sexy. Think dynamic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge.