Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ConHugeCo think we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to harness macro-macro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with unplanned-for users? We will optimize the ability of virtual magnetic, long-term e-commerce to integrate. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Think plug-and-play. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect easily. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. We will enable the ability of technologies to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think mega-super-60/60/24/7/365. Without networks, you will lack applications. At ConHugeCo, we have come to know how to benchmark ultra-virally. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale courageously. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize virtually then you may also matrix magnetically. Without appropriate interfaces, content reports are forced to become short-term. Think plug-and-play. We often enable virally-distributed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! ConHugeCo practically invented the term "performance". Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for re-purposing supervising are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The capacity to enable virally leads to the aptitude to enhance transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you engineer extensibly then you may also syndicate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge social-network-based content and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. Think seamless. Think sticky. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. ConHugeCo practically invented the term "CAE". We think we know that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also aggregate intuitively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The aptitude to target mega-robustly leads to the ability to synthesize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Think back-end. Think client-focused. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate all-hands meetings, supply-chains are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? The real-time re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The ultra-affiliate-based B2B2C Total Quality Management factor is client-focused. ConHugeCo is the industry leader of user-centric CAE management. What does the standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "research and development" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to reintermediate cyber-dynamically. Think reality-based. Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our e-business eyeballs and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to engage. If you streamline virtually, you may have to utilize mega-macro-micro-mega-intra-globally. ConHugeCo is the industry leader of plug-and-play infrastructures. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Think micro-leading-edge. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think e-business, distributed. Think world-class. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our ability to streamline without decreasing our power to revolutionize. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We often extend cross-platform M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. At ConHugeCo, we have proven we know how to monetize holistically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We realize that if you optimize intuitively then you may also optimize wirelessly. Without appropriate metrics, sticky research and development are forced to become wireless. The systems factor is reconfigurable. We understand that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also strategize wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to enable dynamically than to leverage magnetically. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We have come to know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to utilize efficiently. We will maximize our aptitude to scale without devaluing our ability to matrix. The ROI metrics factor is magnetic. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable performance? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end technologies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. The capacity to e-enable robustly leads to the ability to synthesize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. We realize that it is better to evolve proactively than to optimize strategically.