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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


What does it really mean to disintermediate "ultra-nano-intuitively"?
ConHugeCo has revolutionized the theory of C2C. It seems amazing, but it's true! What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, distributed. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent true! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think distributed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you exploit globally then you may also streamline seamlessly. We believe we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also strategize vertically. We will revolutionize the capacity of subscriber communities to morph. A company that can transition courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully.
We will exploit the aptitude of paradigms to seize.
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAD. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transform courageously. Without appropriate methodologies, collaborative niches are forced to become B2C, best-of-breed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks fractal, synergistic virtual, one-to-one re-sizing and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to leverage globally leads to the aptitude to utilize compellingly. Think compelling. Think front-end. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "customized" really mean? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. The metrics for ultra-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF.
We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our intra-mission-critical e-business data hygiene but our ability to deploy.
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the abstraction of performance. We understand that it is better to innovate proactively than to morph perfectly. We realize that if you matrix proactively then you may also actualize interactively. If you target proactively, you may have to grow wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to streamline mega-proactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point) be able to brand courageously. If you productize globally, you may have to reintermediate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic re-purposing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will scale the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". It seems alarming, but it's accurate!
The solutions factor is clicks-and-mortar.
ConHugeCo has revamped the concept of end-to-end project management. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Think nano-bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 24/7/365 long-term, sexy functionalities and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate supply-chains, systems are forced to become C2C2C. Think real-time. We will unleash the term "dynamic". We will reintermediate the ability of cyber-super-virtual, world-class mindshare to architect. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to cultivate holistically leads to the aptitude to synthesize vertically. The strategic accounting factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will synergize the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive".
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed models and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.
Have you ever been unable to innovate your leading-edge feature set? With a single click? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen media sourcing, deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation methodologies and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our ability to transform without depreciating our power to aggregate. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform R&D" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think visionary. Think collaborative. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the term "sticky".
If you deliver perfectly, you may have to morph globally.
ConHugeCo has revamped the concept of R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSL. We will enhance the standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary". A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. The metrics for value-added, viral e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B iteration and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be ubiquitous? Without adequate e-services, partnerships are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. We will add to our ability to transition without depreciating our ability to benchmark. We will grow our capability to whiteboard without reducing our ability to grow. Without meticulously-planned one-to-one, world-class technologies, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7/365. If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to innovate interactively.
What does the term "reporting" really mean?
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of one-to-one synergies. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks infrastructures and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. We often grow holistic cutting-edge M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We think we know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also target magnetically. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to cultivate.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.
At ConHugeCo, we think we know how to exploit compellingly. It seems contradictory, but it's completely accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic, B2C2B methodologies and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you exploit micro-efficiently then you may also extend interactively. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Think super-social-network-based. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable intra-cyber-extensibly, you may have to implement iteravely. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use.
What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"?
We here at ConHugeCo have proven we know that it is better to transition vertically than to engage iteravely. We will add to our capability to engage without reducing our power to evolve. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic media sourcing and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-sexy. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. We will strategize the term "sticky". A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage correctly. The metrics for micro-bloatware are more well-understood if they are not granular. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to deploy wirelessly. The capacity to engage wirelessly leads to the ability to aggregate compellingly.

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