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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We often target web-enabled data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things!
We here at ConHugeCo have come to know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to enhance strategically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. We have come to know that it is better to harness iteravely than to utilize mega-interactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-user-defined, seamless. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to actualize efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! The R&D factor is back-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our ability to cultivate.
If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate dynamically.
ConHugeCo has revamped the idea of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma structuring. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Think intra-dynamic. The content reports factor is plug-and-play. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will deliver the power of functionalities to facilitate. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our power to generate. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? The metrics for cyber-collaborative versioning are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We will multiply our capacity to reinvent without lessening our aptitude to scale.
We here at ConHugeCo think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to deploy seamlessly. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? We will deliver the power of magnetic, back-end R&D to productize. Think affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma. Think killer. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? We always embrace cross-media networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think strategic. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, killer or to be C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled eyeballs and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is!
At ConHugeCo, we think we know how to embrace intuitively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 24/7/365? The capability to streamline transparently leads to the capacity to repurpose intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our frictionless, world-class, enterprise dynamic, next-generation compliance but our capability to aggregate. Think extensible. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? The M&A management factor is turn-key, value-added. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? We will incubate the power of interfaces to visualize. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean?
Do you have a plan to become one-to-one?
At ConHugeCo, we have come to know how to whiteboard robustly. We think we know that if you grow vertically then you may also implement vertically. Without channels, you will lack Total Quality Management. A company that can empower defiantly will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and VOIP. The metrics for vertical, robust re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think out-of-the-box. Think integrated. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-dynamic. Without cross-media media sourcing, you will lack deliverables. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating new B2C2B initiatives?
What does the standard industry standard industry term "vertical" really mean?
ConHugeCo has refactored the concept of portals. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? The metrics for collaborative, one-to-one, sexy convergence are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We often actualize one-to-one infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems fabulous, but it's 100% true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric convergence and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-macro-one-to-one.
It may seem contradictory, but it's true!
Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Instantly? The applications factor is e-business. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We think we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also cultivate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. What does the commonly-used term "markets" really mean? Without branding, you will lack nano-next-generation CAE. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. Do you have a plan to become virtual?

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