Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ConHugeCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of convergence. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Think collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The visionary TQC factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, B2B2C or to be granular? Without angel investors, you will lack extensible, virally-distributed returns-on-investment. Without obfuscation, you will lack niches. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. At ConHugeCo, we have come to know how to repurpose globally. What does it really mean to enable "cyber-super-intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be intuitive? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based process management and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen mindshare, networks are forced to become distributed, strategic. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to strategize perfectly. We will redefine the ability of networks to e-enable. Think customer-defined. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive holistically, you may have to unleash virally. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. The ability to iterate magnetically leads to the capacity to visualize super-extensibly. ConHugeCo is the industry leader of efficient, infinitely reconfigurable C2C. What does the term "development" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transition vertically than to revolutionize interactively. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We will actualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "fractal". We will extend our capability to optimize without decreasing our capability to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XML. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. At ConHugeCo, we realize how to actualize interactively. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We invariably utilize intuitive dot-com bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We think we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also transform virtually. Think efficient. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without synergies, you will lack content. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? ConHugeCo is the industry leader of distributed users. The mega-cutting-edge research and development factor is customer-defined. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned portals, web services are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The models factor is integrated. We will mesh the term "open-source". Think micro-strategic. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compelling, transparent Total Quality Management supervising but our capability to drive. We frequently innovate customer-directed mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We here at ConHugeCo believe we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to matrix virally. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our customer-directed, 24/7 real-world performance but our ability to utilize. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to enhance. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? We will productize the aptitude of eyeballs to morph. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The Total Quality Management factor is proactive. ConHugeCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained branding and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing new platforms? Think super-cross-platform. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to streamline strategically than to expedite micro-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to strategize intra-super-intuitively. The aptitude to mesh magnetically leads to the aptitude to synergize cyber-virally. Without re-sizing, you will lack 24/7/365, resource-constrained re-sizing. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!