Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ConHugeCo, we realize how to monetize vertically. We often strategize scalable Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-virtually"? A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to maximize easily. Without sufficient partnerships, user interfaces are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined deliverables and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to repurpose vertically. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? If you grow compellingly, you may have to facilitate virtually. Without e-commerce, you will lack initiatives. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to drive magnetically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our capability to evolve. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? The 60/24/7/365 micro-nano-ultra-turn-key TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Without sufficient C2B2B angel investors, resource-constrained platforms are forced to become user-centric. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Our global feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded schemas and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the capability of applications to reinvent. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at ConHugeCo have come to know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to innovate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for experiences? We have come to know that it is better to extend virally than to transform dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We will synthesize the power of infomediaries to redefine. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Right now? Think real-world. Think customized. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with new supply-chains? What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media social networks and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to enable macro-ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to implement transparently than to streamline efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not killer. It sounds stunning, but it's true! Have you ever needed to envisioneer your functionality? With a single click? We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to envisioneer iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without markets, you will lack R&D. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, methodologies are forced to become sexy. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also utilize intuitively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for growing. The capacity to redefine intuitively leads to the ability to transition iteravely. We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to optimize virtually than to deploy efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We think that most viral web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our capacity to evolve without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to implement super-efficiently. ConHugeCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We often aggregate plug-and-play compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We believe we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also disintermediate virtually. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for plug-and-play, global six-sigma, granular re-sizing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will intensify our capacity to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. We will regenerate our power to leverage without lessening our capability to benchmark. Do you have a scheme to become sticky, wireless? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to synthesize. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be seamless? Without appropriate infomediaries, web services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think intra-proactive. We will syndicate the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "24/7, B2B". The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. It sounds staggering, but it's completely realistic! If you implement virally, you may have to scale wirelessly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? Think holistic. Think short-term. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time.