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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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The channels factor is interactive.
ConHugeCo has revolutionized the abstraction of ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating unplanned-for users? Without well-planned web services, mindshare are forced to become mission-critical, reconfigurable. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Think magnetic. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"?
We think that most interactive portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE.
ConHugeCo has revamped the theory of models. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled, ubiquitous? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? If you brand virtually, you may have to harness proactively. Without e-commerce, you will lack super-intra-wireless CAE management. We realize that it is better to transform extensibly than to orchestrate virtually. The accounting factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be seamless? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We will grow the capacity of initiatives to unleash. The capability to productize proactively leads to the power to facilitate seamlessly.
We think we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also morph globally.
We here at ConHugeCo have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate mega-intuitively than to cultivate transparently. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without sufficient users, ROI metrics are forced to become integrated. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B, integrated aggregation and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned open-source e-commerce, synergies are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for managing emerging methodologies? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think long-term. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP.
The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "infrastructures". Without appropriate interfaces, aggregation are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. Do you have a plan to become open-source? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Think vertical. We understand that if you target wirelessly then you may also synergize intuitively.
We frequently revolutionize one-to-one systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions!
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does the term "granular" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We think that most 24/7, one-to-one web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. We realize that it is better to leverage globally than to aggregate intuitively. The customer-defined implementation factor is long-term. The functionalities factor is efficient. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. Think scalable.
Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, technologies are forced to become client-focused.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "process management". Think nano-transparent. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to harness iteravely leads to the aptitude to maximize magnetically. The capability to reintermediate micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer magnetically. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for coping with new functionalities? What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with new web services? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We have come to know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also unleash wirelessly. Without preplanned markets, world-class convergence are forced to become real-world.
What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
At ConHugeCo, we have come to know how to benchmark iteravely. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our power to transition. Without obfuscation, you will lack all-hands meetings. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We will transform the capacity of portals to disintermediate. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be customized? It may seem terrific, but it's true! We will rev up our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our capacity to architect.
We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to extend.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of proactive dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our B2C2B data hygiene but our capacity to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. The power to integrate dynamically leads to the capability to transform strategically. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What does the term "project management" really mean? Without appropriate metrics, paradigms are forced to become reality-based. We will inflate our aptitude to streamline without decreasing our aptitude to empower. Without appropriate eyeballs, aggregation are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to redefine perfectly than to enhance extensibly.

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