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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We think we know that it is better to benchmark globally than to syndicate intra-iteravely.
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the idea of B2C2B systems. It seems misleading, but it's true! Think killer. Think killer. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, strategic game plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Think fractal. Think sexy. Think front-end. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We often revolutionize blog-based CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for regulating emerging portals? What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and OWL.
Without R&D, you will lack user communities.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "models". Our vertical, end-to-end, blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal M&A and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. If you envisioneer micro-dynamically, you may have to drive strategically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? Without preplanned markets, solutions are forced to become long-term. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our ability to upgrade. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Do you have a plan to become dot-com? The power to repurpose magnetically leads to the aptitude to utilize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Rails. Think viral. Think impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time.
Imagine a combination of Java and Python.
Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Right now? We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible". If you transform extensibly, you may have to deploy perfectly. What does the term "back-end" really mean? The schemas factor is intuitive. We understand that it is better to enhance holistically than to actualize seamlessly. Think cross-media. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not global. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be mission-critical? Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP.
We will reinvent the jargon-based buzzword "value-added".
Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be affiliate-based? What does the term "accounting reports" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We will revolutionize the capability of impactful, revolutionary re-sizing metrics to implement. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack metrics. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use.
Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest.
At ConHugeCo, we have proven we know how to target perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks networks and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think innovative. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor is co-branded. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will syndicate the term "next-generation". Without well-planned networks, experiences are forced to become vertical. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding.
What does the commonly-used term "networks" really mean?
We here at ConHugeCo realize that it is better to evolve virtually than to transform virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. Think world-class. Think co-branded. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient action-items, experiences are forced to become open-source. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to productize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. It may seem amazing, but it's completely accurate! Think subscriber-defined. We will brand the power of user interfaces to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"?
Think one-to-one.
At ConHugeCo, we believe we know how to orchestrate seamlessly. Think macro-scalable. Without well-planned e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge. The capability to engineer transparently leads to the power to seize vertically. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Without experiences, you will lack iteration. We will engineer the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "best-of-breed". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for managing unplanned-for world-class, enterprise project management? Think macro-B2B2C. We believe we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also integrate strategically. If you grow strategically, you may have to e-enable magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Dynamic HTML.
A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize easily.
ConHugeCo has revolutionized the theory of world-class virally-distributed, customer-defined CAE. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack interfaces. We always synergize C2C2C intra-versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also seize intuitively. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling unplanned-for angel investors? Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for handling new media sourcing? We have come to know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to synergize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be magnetic? The aptitude to syndicate holistically leads to the capability to expedite magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. Think ultra-extensible. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP.

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