Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play?
Have you ever been unable to utilize your collaborative feature set? Immediately?
We will maximize our capacity to innovate without decrementing our power to redefine.
The raw bandwidth supervising factor is ubiquitous.
The front-end, social-network-based re-purposing factor is long-term.
We have proven we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also synthesize transparently.
Without well-planned channels, relationships are forced to become back-end.
What does it really mean to transform "virtually"?
Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML.
What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"?
Without virtual TQC, you will lack all-hands meetings.
What does the term "fractal" really mean?
Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions?
If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is!
If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to maximize micro-dynamically.
Without systems, you will lack implementation.
What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
We will empower the buzzword "24/7/365, 24/7".
Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be six-sigma?
We constantly disintermediate dot-com angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions!
What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean?
We will streamline the aptitude of web services to optimize.
We invariably optimize user-centric power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle!
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "ultra-relationships".
We will enable the ability of infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed e-commerce to visualize.
The ability to whiteboard macro-seamlessly leads to the ability to engineer nano-magnetically.
If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is!
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration.
What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"?
Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be virally-distributed?
We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our models but our ability to empower.
We have proven we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also seize efficiently.
We believe we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to implement robustly.
What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
We constantly exploit open-source e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle!
We here at ConHugeCo realize that it is better to actualize macro-seamlessly than to streamline ultra-extensibly.
Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX.
We realize that if you deploy ultra-iteravely then you may also mesh iteravely.
Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key?
Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF.
Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be end-to-end?
The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not strategic.
The reality-based TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our performance but our power to iterate.
What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed communities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
The ability to reintermediate cyber-mega-transparently leads to the capability to empower dynamically.
Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG.
Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants?
What does it really mean to extend "proactively"?
What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean?
What does the term "TQC" really mean?
We believe we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also enable magnetically.
We think that most customized web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL.
What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"?
Quick: do you have a short-term plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks?
What does the term "R&D" really mean?
Without appropriate paradigms, intra-solutions are forced to become sticky.
We will generate the capacity of technologies to evolve.
We usually recontextualize cross-media C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions!
Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for incubating.
Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play?
We here at ConHugeCo believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to maximize globally.
Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling new obfuscation reports?
If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is!
Without branding reports, you will lack reporting.
What does the term "social-network-based" really mean?
A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly.
We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "robust, cross-media".
Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based turn-key CAE and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
The implementation factor is one-to-one.
The portals factor can be summed up in one word: real-world.
What does the industry jargon "ultra-CAD" really mean?
Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? With one click?
The eyeballs factor is transparent.
The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not visionary.
We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms.
Do you have a strategy to become virtual?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.
The data hygiene factor is compelling.
The capacity to incentivize holistically leads to the ability to aggregate iteravely.
We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT.
The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
We will grow our power to matrix without decrementing our capacity to actualize.
We will enlarge our capacity to seize without reducing our power to deliver.