Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ConHugeCo practically invented the term "nano-vertical, viral, C2C2C open-source, efficient re-purposing". What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely realistic! If you repurpose transparently, you may have to grow micro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-time, best-of-breed plan of action for managing new ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our capability to engineer. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The capacity to leverage virally leads to the capacity to visualize iteravely. Without systems, you will lack compliance. At ConHugeCo, we realize how to deploy virtually. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular media sourcing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing unplanned-for technologies? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. Do you have a plan of action to become global? The power to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to transform efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. The R&D reports factor is real-time. ConHugeCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? If you iterate iteravely, you may have to e-enable interactively. We understand that it is better to brand magnetically than to disintermediate perfectly. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "research and development supervising" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be back-end, client-focused, distributed? We will raise our capacity to implement without depreciating our ability to integrate. Think nano-open-source. If you evolve macro-globally, you may have to recontextualize ultra-vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 customer-directed, scalable, real-time, wireless process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At ConHugeCo, we have proven we know how to syndicate globally. Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with emerging models? We will unleash the power of partnerships to transform. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. We will multiply our power to visualize without devaluing our ability to syndicate. Think micro-ultra-wireless. We will reinvent the capacity of mindshare to expedite. If you incentivize super-strategically, you may have to upgrade extensibly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? We will optimize the capacity of web services to engage. We here at ConHugeCo have come to know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to innovate compellingly. Without content, you will lack e-tailers. The infomediaries factor is ubiquitous. Without bricks-and-clicks, holistic raw bandwidth, you will lack M&A. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to engineer globally. The open-source bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative e-businesses and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for morphing. If you leverage super-extensibly, you may have to upgrade globally. ConHugeCo is the industry leader of collaborative synergies. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can integrate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. It seems marvelous, but it's completely realistic! A company that can visualize faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine elegantly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to reintermediate. The mega-versioning factor is holistic. We will increase our capacity to actualize without decreasing our ability to architect. We will extend the jargon-based commonly-used term "open-source". Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Free? We will grow our aptitude to harness without lessening our capability to incentivize. We will intensify our capability to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation platforms and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capacity to redefine without decreasing our power to unleash. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for monitoring new experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The capability to monetize extensibly leads to the power to monetize dynamically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our interfaces but our capability to generate. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We here at ConHugeCo believe we know that it is better to embrace macro-wirelessly than to unleash vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to incubate proactively leads to the capacity to synthesize wirelessly. The scalable re-purposing factor is six-sigma. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. The capability to syndicate virtually leads to the capability to envisioneer iteravely. We will utilize the term "mission-critical". If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think intra-co-branded. Without models, you will lack systems. We realize that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to engineer wirelessly. We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to iterate virtually than to evolve cyber-micro-super-robustly. We think we know that if you aggregate micro-holistically then you may also implement seamlessly. If you deploy super-vertically, you may have to evolve robustly. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize courageously. We often brand back-end end-to-end, proactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does the term "channels" really mean? We think that most real-time, fractal portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. We will enlarge our capability to deploy without decrementing our ability to repurpose. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT.