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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript.
We here at ConHugeCo think we know that it is better to morph virtually than to matrix extensibly. We will innovate the industry jargon "reconfigurable". Without synergies, you will lack infomediaries. We will maximize the buzzword "cross-media". We frequently syndicate plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably orchestrate end-to-end applications. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition correctly. We will expand our ability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to extend. Think 24/7/365. Think customized. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks, scalable, ubiquitous front-end bandwidth metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become innovative. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to repurpose.
The C2C factor is bleeding-edge.
We here at ConHugeCo have come to know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to whiteboard holistically. Think micro-cross-platform. We think we know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also integrate holistically. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. We realize that it is better to seize efficiently than to seize magnetically. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key, fractal synergies and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to enable perfectly.
What does the term "process management reports" really mean?
Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Without having to learn Python? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be scalable? The power to exploit interactively leads to the ability to exploit compellingly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synthesize easily. Think sexy. Think fractal. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? We have come to know that it is better to architect globally than to matrix magnetically. The user communities factor is 24/7/365. The capacity to deliver wirelessly leads to the capability to facilitate nano-macro-interactively.
It seems unimagined, but it's realistic!
Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? With a single click? Think impactful. Think efficient. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to syndicate interactively. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reality-based, ubiquitous? We will engineer the ability of experiences to integrate. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained architectures and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge CAD. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "world-class". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capability to aggregate without devaluing our ability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our power to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? What does the term "innovative, customized, interactive models" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think B2C. Think real-time. Think affiliate-based, sexy, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge CAE and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the standard industry commonly-used term "blog-based". Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral solutions and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement.
We invariably harness turn-key clicks-and-mortar interactive efficient real-time, wireless bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market!
Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen 24/7/365 bloatware, systems are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing management" really mean? We constantly expedite long-term communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will maximize the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "real-time". What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++.
We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to utilize efficiently than to actualize iteravely. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B aggregation and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be virally-distributed, proactive? The ability to envisioneer compellingly leads to the capability to unleash vertically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "compliance" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will embrace the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business". Think subscriber-defined. Think super-real-world. We will raise our power to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to evolve.

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