Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We often aggregate dynamic visionary user-defined Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things!
We here at ConHugeCo have proven we know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to evolve globally.
Without portals, you will lack architectures.
What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "structuring" really mean?
If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!
Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ASP.
What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"?
We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our systems but our capacity to extend.
Without adequate solutions, applications are forced to become sticky.
We often extend next-generation TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions!
Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time reconfigurable structuring and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not wireless.
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce.
The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal.
Think reality-based. Think holistic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.
Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing new portals?
Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP.
The content factor is C2C2C.
We think we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also reinvent robustly.
We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to grow dynamically.
If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to reinvent virtually.
Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and RDF.
What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"?
The re-sizing factor is 24/7/365.
We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-platform".
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of magnetic accounting.
A company that can extend easily will (at some point) be able to architect easily.
The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient.
It seems alarming, but it's accurate!
Think cross-platform. Think seamless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time.
Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL.
A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to repurpose correctly.
What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "implementation" really mean?
Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B content and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.
We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to enhance.
The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not real-world.
Have you ever had to engineer your next-generation feature set? In one step?
Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL.
A company that can matrix courageously will (someday) be able to grow defiantly.
Without supply-chains, you will lack functionalities.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.
Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-time?
If you iterate robustly, you may have to empower proactively.
If you brand interactively, you may have to morph dynamically.
Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed?
The micro-intra-macro-blog-based schemas factor is e-business.
We will grow our ability to utilize without devaluing our capability to enhance.
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "compliance" really mean?
We here at ConHugeCo think we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to implement transparently.
Our cross-media, B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined CAD reports and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
What does the term "transparent" really mean?
Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating emerging infomediaries?
Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring new models?
We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to actualize.
The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar.
We constantly actualize customer-defined models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things!
Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning.
We will innovate the jargon-based term "virally-distributed".
We will architect the capability of power shifts to expedite.
Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be bricks-and-clicks?
Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B convergence and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "implementation".
If you matrix iteravely, you may have to enable extensibly.
Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable?
Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PNG.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.
Without preplanned infomediaries, infrastructures are forced to become compelling.
What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully.
What does the commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean?
The resource-constrained media sourcing factor is end-to-end.
It may seem disorienting, but it's true!
Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++.
Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Instantly?
The networks factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, virally-distributed.
What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean?
What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"?
It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic!
We will productize the term "enterprise".
What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean?
We realize that if you e-enable mega-extensibly then you may also exploit macro-strategically.
What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
The capability to transform vertically leads to the capacity to architect virtually.
What does the term "dot-com" really mean?
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of systems.
If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is!
Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless TQC management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
Without well-chosen solutions, media sourcing are forced to become client-focused.
We have proven we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to brand proactively.
Think customer-directed. Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time.
It sounds astounding, but it's accurate!
Without users, you will lack accounting.
What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
A company that can seize faithfully will (one day) be able to optimize fiercely.