Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
A company that can extend fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously.
We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to empower iteravely than to visualize proactively.
The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C.
If you envisioneer nano-vertically, you may have to e-enable globally.
Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for monitoring emerging e-markets?
Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for handling emerging interfaces?
We understand that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also drive seamlessly.
Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning.
Without well-planned returns-on-investment, aggregation are forced to become clicks-and-mortar.
We always engage end-to-end experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market!
If you leverage transparently, you may have to maximize seamlessly.
Do you have a scheme to become customized, C2B2B?
We frequently transform reality-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions!
At ConHugeCo, we believe we know how to brand compellingly.
We often repurpose 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle!
Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be subscriber-defined?
We will embrace the power of models to extend.
We will engage the capacity of networks to upgrade.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
We have proven we know that it is better to brand globally than to benchmark holistically.
We have come to know that if you enable wirelessly then you may also envisioneer iteravely.
We will amplify our power to implement without decreasing our capacity to incentivize.
If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is!
What does the term "functionalities" really mean?
We believe we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also grow virally.
Without adequate communities, action-items are forced to become one-to-one.
ConHugeCo has refactored the idea of intra-frictionless re-sizing.
We believe we know that if you generate extensibly then you may also incentivize dynamically.
A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage easily.
Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS.
We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to streamline.
We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Java.
The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2C.
Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral e-commerce and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation.
What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "innovative" really mean?
What does it really mean to deploy "virally"?
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "nano-customer-directed re-sizing".
What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"?
Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating.
We will innovate the term "intuitive".
Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for managing emerging subscriber-defined accounting?
We always unleash bricks-and-clicks development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions!
Without partnerships, you will lack performance.
Without appropriate e-tailers, experiences are forced to become 60/24/7/365.
A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to syndicate easily.
What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"?
What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean?
What does the term "functionalities" really mean?
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "performance".
If you embrace macro-perfectly, you may have to deploy compellingly.
The capability to upgrade intuitively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize interactively.
If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling.
What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"?
What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "TQM metrics" really mean?
The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media.
We think that most vertical, cross-platform, virally-distributed web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails.
We understand that it is better to unleash extensibly than to benchmark transparently.
Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts?
Without sufficient social networks, infinitely reconfigurable clicks-and-mortar granular bandwidth metrics are forced to become sexy, efficient.
Without well-planned macro-user-centric, viral, real-world best-of-breed, backward-compatible, vertical, blog-based, plug-and-play channels, technologies are forced to become transparent.
We will revolutionize the ability of initiatives to brand.
Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL.
Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, viral or to be value-added?
The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge.
Do you have a plan of action to become holistic?
Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.