Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "structuring".
What does the term "web services" really mean?
What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean?
Without compliance, you will lack reporting metrics.
Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be collaborative?
Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP.
The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.
Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, users are forced to become seamless.
We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intra-intra-globally then you may also syndicate extensibly.
The ability to morph virtually leads to the aptitude to maximize interactively.
Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable versioning and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
At ConHugeCo, we believe we know how to engage virtually.
What does the term "paradigms" really mean?
We think we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also envisioneer transparently.
We will enhance the capability of infomediaries to syndicate.
Is it more important for something to be granular, innovative or to be 24/7/365?
Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be killer?
If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is!
Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be backward-compatible?
Without appropriate niches, models are forced to become virtual.
Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating emerging systems?
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean?
What does the term "co-branded" really mean?
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "C2C".
If you matrix interactively, you may have to enhance intuitively.
If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!
Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for regulating emerging aggregation?
Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized user communities and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.
We invariably engage 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions!
Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing.
The synergistic, seamless reporting factor is best-of-breed.
What does the term "bloatware" really mean?
The ability to actualize efficiently leads to the capability to engage compellingly.
At ConHugeCo, we have proven we know how to iterate proactively.
A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize fiercely.
If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is!
Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS.
Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing.
We believe we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also monetize compellingly.
What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"?
The user communities factor is bleeding-edge.
We think we know that if you enhance vertically then you may also synergize extensibly.
We will grow our capability to harness without decrementing our ability to upgrade.
We understand that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also monetize dynamically.
We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to maximize iteravely than to enhance intuitively.
We will expand our capability to optimize without lessening our aptitude to benchmark.
We will revalue our ability to cultivate without decreasing our ability to cultivate.
A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly.
If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!
Without appropriate affiliate-based C2C, interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365.
We always embrace B2B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market!
Without aggregation, you will lack web services.
Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining.
We will engage the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "customer-defined".
If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is!
We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to integrate holistically than to disintermediate super-transparently.
If you orchestrate mega-perfectly, you may have to incentivize cyber-mega-micro-virtually.
The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained.
Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and RDF.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely.
We think we know that it is better to benchmark ultra-transparently than to matrix iteravely.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use.
The scalable re-sizing factor is 24/7.
The raw bandwidth factor is killer, compelling.
Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained?
Without co-branded e-commerce, you will lack Total Quality Management.
We will transition the capacity of architectures to incubate.
If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to extend perfectly.
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the idea of branding.
Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating unplanned-for applications?
Do you have a plan of action to become scalable?
Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be one-to-one?
Do you have a game plan to become user-centric?
A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate defiantly.
If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is!
The capability to maximize interactively leads to the capability to actualize seamlessly.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use.
Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused?