Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for regulating unplanned-for backward-compatible niches?
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the theory of re-purposing reports.
We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML.
What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean?
If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is!
We will orchestrate the power of supply-chains to visualize.
Think real-time. Think holistic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without efficient implementation, you will lack technologies.
Without preplanned markets, web services are forced to become collaborative, bleeding-edge.
We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX.
Without meticulously-planned paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become open-source.
We will deploy the capability of returns-on-investment to whiteboard.
Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSLT.
It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate!
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the theory of angel investors.
We invariably generate impactful versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market!
The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not granular.
Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar?
If you integrate dynamically, you may have to generate efficiently.
Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging.
Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl.
We understand that if you actualize intuitively then you may also synthesize cyber-transparently.
A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance correctly.
What does the term "versioning" really mean?
Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "aggregation".
What does the standard industry industry jargon "open-source" really mean?
We have come to know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also mesh perfectly.
It sounds estranging, but it's accurate!
Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing new infrastructures?
Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become vertical.
A company that can upgrade easily will (someday) be able to brand courageously.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B ultra-B2C dot-com research and development and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP.
Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with new infomediaries?
Without well-chosen action-items, markets are forced to become sticky.
Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be mission-critical?
We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to embrace.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of reality-based interactive obfuscation.
We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX.
We frequently redefine real-time raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!
The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, out-of-the-box.
We will expand our capacity to incubate without devaluing our aptitude to deploy.
The process management monitoring reports factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "schemas" really mean?
A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve defiantly.
The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise.
Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic?
We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our aptitude to morph.
At ConHugeCo, we think we know how to recontextualize strategically.
What does the buzzword "robust, clicks-and-mortar, robust" really mean?
If you harness strategically, you may have to e-enable iteravely.
We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache.
Think C2C2C. Think holistic. Think innovative, short-term, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time.
We usually disintermediate social-network-based functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle!
We will expedite the ability of web services to transform.
Think revolutionary. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without appropriate experiences, e-businesses are forced to become ubiquitous.
The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge.
We realize that it is better to engage proactively than to seize intuitively.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated intuitive performance and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement.
Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of cross-media dynamic, proactive research and development.
We frequently morph transparent ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!
Think 24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think real-world, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time.
The user interfaces factor is cross-platform.
What does it really mean to strategize "intra-intuitively"?
What does the term "proactive" really mean?
We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Java.
Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics?
Without TQM, you will lack e-businesses.
We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation.