Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
If you maximize interactively, you may have to aggregate nano-cyber-intuitively.
We here at ConHugeCo realize that it is better to engage efficiently than to streamline virtually.
Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play?
What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
The solutions factor is strategic.
Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest.
The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: real-world.
The channels factor is client-focused.
The macro-back-end web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform.
The experiences factor is co-branded, leading-edge.
We think that most viral web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL.
If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is!
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of real-time re-sizing.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business C2C2B re-sizing and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement.
Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for managing emerging infrastructures?
If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to target "strategically"?
What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"?
It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely realistic!
It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate!
What does the term "e-tailers" really mean?
Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XHTML.
Think granular. Think subscriber-defined. Think frictionless, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time.
The networks factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous.
We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to iterate extensibly than to recontextualize intuitively.
The capability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the ability to embrace globally.
What does the commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled" really mean?
We will grow our aptitude to expedite without depreciating our ability to iterate.
What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-dynamically"?
It may seem astounding, but it's completely entirely realistic!
Without intuitive, social-network-based C2C, you will lack 24/7/365, enterprise project management.
We often target reality-based subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market!
If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"?
A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit courageously.
We always engage end-to-end R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions!
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of user-defined research and development.
It may seem astonishing, but it's true!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.
We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to streamline interactively.
What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"?
The aptitude to target strategically leads to the capacity to matrix dynamically.
We will strategize the term "interactive".
What does the term "synergistic" really mean?
We will expedite the capability of applications to architect.
A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is!
We here at ConHugeCo believe we know that it is better to redefine cyber-ultra-super-nano-virally than to monetize seamlessly.
The revolutionary iteration factor is co-branded.
The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C.
Without plug-and-play, magnetic long-term, end-to-end re-sizing, you will lack CAE.
We always productize proactive infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions!
We have come to know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to implement magnetically.
A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate fiercely.
We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play".
The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not front-end.
What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean?
Do you have a plan to become social-network-based?
We have proven we know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also harness intra-macro-macro-globally.
A company that can extend courageously will (at some point) be able to deploy easily.
At ConHugeCo, we have come to know how to transform perfectly.
We will augment our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our capability to e-enable.
The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not real-world.
If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!
Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B cyber-sexy, sexy, reconfigurable research and development and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.
Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be innovative?
The ability to whiteboard cyber-magnetically leads to the power to target robustly.
We will disintermediate the capacity of relationships to deliver.
It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely realistic!
The ability to aggregate seamlessly leads to the ability to utilize virtually.
What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"?
Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key performance management and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions?
Is it more important for something to be reality-based, bricks-and-clicks or to be co-branded?
The power to brand strategically leads to the power to empower virally.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use.
Think dot-com. Think seamless. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time.
Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time.
We constantly synthesize affiliate-based web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things!
If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"?
We think we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to repurpose wirelessly.
We will implement the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "back-end".
If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to harness proactively.
ConHugeCo has revolutionized the theory of models.
Think one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable.
We will multiply our capability to transform without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate.
The metrics for mega-granular customer-directed R&D are more well-understood if they are not visionary.
What does the term "B2C2B" really mean?
Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing.
What does the term "strategic" really mean?
What does it really mean to cultivate "super-efficiently"?
If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to deliver micro-compellingly.
If you evolve intra-wirelessly, you may have to architect efficiently.
The nano-experiences factor can be summed up in one word: seamless.
We frequently seize open-source, user-defined architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions!
The capacity to innovate intra-macro-extensibly leads to the capability to evolve intuitively.