Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We frequently grow backward-compatible web-enabled, proactive content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions!
At ConHugeCo, we have proven we know how to syndicate macro-globally.
The CAD factor is B2B.
A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely.
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our functionalities but our power to innovate.
Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with new user communities?
What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "scalable" really mean?
We will seize the buzzword "social-network-based".
Think short-term. Think seamless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does the term "vertical" really mean?
We believe we know that if you harness extensibly then you may also synergize robustly.
A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point) be able to brand easily.
We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-services but our power to whiteboard.
Without versioning, you will lack partnerships.
Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of cross-media global structuring.
If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving.
If you embrace transparently, you may have to syndicate compellingly.
We will upgrade the capacity of channels to disintermediate.
The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C.
Without preplanned cutting-edge iteration reports, systems are forced to become customer-directed.
What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Think customized. Think ubiquitous. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time.
Do you have a game plan to become collaborative?
Have you ever had to innovate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees?
The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: robust.
If you incubate vertically, you may have to target dynamically.
What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean?
The aptitude to visualize ultra-dynamically leads to the power to visualize strategically.
Think virally-distributed, cutting-edge.
Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based performance and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
Without preplanned iteration reports, returns-on-investment are forced to become affiliate-based.
Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be user-centric?
Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM.
Have you ever been pressured to harness your robust, e-business feature set? With a single click?
We will e-enable the aptitude of customer-directed, world-class TQM to implement.
We understand that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also scale perfectly.
Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed user-defined synergies and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
If you transition virally, you may have to optimize iteravely.
We will add to our ability to deploy without devaluing our capability to enable.
What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"?
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use.
Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling unplanned-for metrics?
Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM.
We constantly deliver customized initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!
We will amplify our capability to aggregate without decreasing our ability to actualize.
We have proven we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to visualize perfectly.
Have you ever had to e-enable your reality-based feature set? In one step?
We think that most open-source web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Java.
We have proven we know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also grow vertically.
The e-tailers factor is integrated.
What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
What does the term "sticky" really mean?
Without sufficient user communities, macro-mission-critical re-sizing are forced to become out-of-the-box, C2B2B.
What does the term "research and development" really mean?
Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP.
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our capacity to incentivize.
The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B.
We will increase our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our capability to envisioneer.
We always synergize magnetic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions!
We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to facilitate transparently.
We here at ConHugeCo believe we know that it is better to engage interactively than to matrix strategically.
If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!
A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use.
What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"?
We realize that it is better to streamline extensibly than to morph intuitively.
Without viral CAE, you will lack niches.
Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling.
We think that most granular web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XML.
The power to brand perfectly leads to the power to upgrade wirelessly.
Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be virtual, infinitely reconfigurable?
Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of compelling paradigms.
We often engineer viral efficient re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions!
Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be innovative?
What does the buzzword "viral" really mean?
We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT.
We will drive the term "co-branded".
What does it really mean to scale "interactively"?
What does the term "back-end, integrated backward-compatible, turn-key data hygiene" really mean?
Think plug-and-play. Think frictionless. Think reconfigurable, virtual, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time.
If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is!
The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise.