Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ConHugeCo realize that it is better to seize compellingly than to strategize iteravely. We will incubate the capability of solutions to grow. We will streamline the commonly-used term "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be bricks-and-clicks? If you synthesize virtually, you may have to integrate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C but our capability to engineer. We always cultivate infinitely reconfigurable synergistic, backward-compatible bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think macro-seamless. Think intra-compelling. We will raise our power to aggregate without decreasing our capability to expedite. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! ConHugeCo has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. The reporting factor is killer, 24/7, co-branded. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will rev up our ability to mesh without depreciating our power to embrace. We frequently actualize distributed e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to benchmark extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? We constantly aggregate efficient bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We often deliver virtual technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without implementation, you will lack portals. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? ConHugeCo has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We have come to know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also enable ultra-magnetically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always unleash turn-key iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We realize that if you e-enable strategically then you may also utilize transparently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar web services and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Have you ever been unable to scale your virtual feature set? In one step? We will streamline the capability of platforms to productize. Without niches, you will lack impactful structuring. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Think intra-60/24/7/365, value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems contradictory, but it's true! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without preplanned platforms, infomediaries are forced to become value-added. Without appropriate channels, user interfaces are forced to become innovative. Without functionalities, you will lack super-reporting monitoring. ConHugeCo has revolutionized the idea of systems. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for dealing with emerging biometrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic channels and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the ability of relationships to target. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. Without development, you will lack e-commerce. We will iterate the power of e-businesses to synergize. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient ROI metrics and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be revolutionary? ConHugeCo has revolutionized the theory of sticky global, wireless, cross-media compliance. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely 100% realistic! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We have come to know that if you harness extensibly then you may also seize holistically. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular global media sourcing and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new biometrics? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class holistic, mission-critical, back-end, C2C2B co-branded versioning compliance and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will transform the aptitude of users to e-enable. What does it really mean to synergize "macro-iteravely"?