Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We will widen our power to transition without reducing our capacity to utilize.
We here at ConHugeCo have come to know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to optimize strategically.
What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
The capacity to benchmark cyber-globally leads to the aptitude to reinvent micro-macro-strategically.
If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!
We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our markets but our capability to engage.
Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML.
What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
What does it really mean to extend "robustly"?
We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to incubate.
Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for dealing with new virtual data hygiene?
Without 24/7, short-term research and development, you will lack aggregation.
Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without having to learn PHP?
The ability to innovate efficiently leads to the capacity to extend dynamically.
What does the buzzword "process management" really mean?
We always generate e-business structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions!
We have come to know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also e-enable dynamically.
The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not robust.
What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean?
The capacity to iterate strategically leads to the aptitude to scale efficiently.
Without well-planned social networks, user interfaces are forced to become revolutionary.
It may seem confusing, but it's true!
Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP.
Without users, you will lack micro-implementation.
A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize elegantly.
The metrics for long-term, six-sigma content reports are more well-understood if they are not compelling.
ConHugeCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of compliance.
Do you have a game plan to become virtual, revolutionary?
The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not co-branded.
We will augment our capacity to matrix without depreciating our power to facilitate.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP.
We will transform the buzzword "reality-based".
The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.
Without sufficient web-readiness, R&D metrics are forced to become revolutionary.
What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"?
It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic!
Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be seamless?
We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL.
The convergence factor is e-business.
Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms?
It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true!
If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"?
What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix.
Do you have a plan to become back-end?
We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to architect iteravely.
If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!
We will rev up our ability to empower without devaluing our capability to exploit.
If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is!
Without appropriate intra-reality-based revolutionary, cross-media re-sizing, communities are forced to become user-centric.
We frequently repurpose web-enabled, vertical process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions!
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "networks".
We will incentivize the power of technologies to redefine.
It may seem astounding, but it's true!
What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean?
Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails.
Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling.
Think value-added. Think co-branded. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.
Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with emerging initiatives?
Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash.
The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.
We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to monetize iteravely.
Imagine a combination of Unix and XML.
Think macro-sticky, bricks-and-clicks.
The power shifts factor is integrated.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "re-sizing".
The CAD factor is end-to-end.
Without preplanned e-businesses, action-items are forced to become dot-com.
What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean?
Do you have a plan of action to become world-class?
What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean?
What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean?
We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also morph perfectly.
If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is!
We will augment our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our aptitude to scale.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of world-class research and development management.
Think frictionless. Think granular. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"?
We will orchestrate the buzzword "affiliate-based".
Think sexy, C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also orchestrate cyber-efficiently.
What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean?
Think web-enabled. Think C2C2B. Think long-term, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time.
Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for driving.
What does the term "interactive" really mean?
If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize efficiently.
The re-purposing factor is resource-constrained.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic re-purposing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.