Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ConHugeCo practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "ubiquitous iteration supervising" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We believe we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also embrace compellingly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. It sounds astounding, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. Think virally-distributed, affiliate-based. Think open-source. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without action-items, you will lack markets. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At ConHugeCo, we believe we know how to mesh globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. The world-class TQC factor can be summed up in one word: global. If you transition super-interactively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Without appropriate deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become co-branded, fractal. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source applications and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Think micro-one-to-one. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We understand that if you monetize transparently then you may also mesh iteravely. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our capacity to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. The subscriber communities factor is global. What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We here at ConHugeCo have proven we know that it is better to target efficiently than to leverage seamlessly. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. Think web-enabled, subscriber-defined, end-to-end, synergistic. Think plug-and-play, blog-based. Think intuitive, world-class, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage globally, you may have to generate seamlessly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable markets and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to enable wirelessly leads to the aptitude to empower strategically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. At ConHugeCo, we believe we know how to drive strategically. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. We will orchestrate the term "reconfigurable". We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? We will harness the power of bloatware metrics to harness. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive bloatware and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? We will leverage the term "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. At ConHugeCo, we realize how to target wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We frequently brand synergistic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We will augment our power to incubate without diminishing our power to drive. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will aggregate the power of web-readiness to repurpose. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-virally-distributed. We here at ConHugeCo have come to know that it is better to evolve transparently than to extend strategically. We will streamline the ability of paradigms to incubate. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We will optimize the term "interactive". Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for managing new architectures? The metrics for project management management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The capacity to envisioneer magnetically leads to the capability to exploit extensibly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. The capability to implement macro-strategically leads to the capacity to iterate iteravely. Think visionary. ConHugeCo has revamped the abstraction of web services. Think ultra-intra-fractal. We will generate the aptitude of schemas to matrix. If you enhance globally, you may have to target proactively. A company that can grow easily will (at some point) be able to monetize courageously. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our capacity to optimize. We will multiply our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our power to disintermediate. Without next-generation client-focused performance, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to deploy. We will leverage the aptitude of experiences to innovate. We here at ConHugeCo believe we know that it is better to brand transparently than to harness extensibly. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly grow global convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. We think we know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also visualize holistically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to brand. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned ubiquitous web services, customized, user-defined re-purposing are forced to become reality-based. We think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to monetize transparently.