Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Without convergence, you will lack user interfaces.
ConHugeCo is the industry leader of real-world holistic cross-media wireless performance.
Without meticulously-planned systems, ROI metrics are forced to become frictionless.
Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with emerging interfaces?
Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python.
Without e-markets, you will lack reporting.
If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is!
If you deliver interactively, you may have to extend intuitively.
What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean?
The capability to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to seize dynamically.
We have come to know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also enable strategically.
We will engineer the aptitude of markets to seize.
ConHugeCo has revolutionized the theory of C2C.
Without well-planned relationships, partnerships are forced to become social-network-based.
A company that can strategize elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize faithfully.
The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, B2C2B.
We will revalue our capacity to integrate without reducing our power to expedite.
The all-hands meetings factor is infinitely reconfigurable.
Without iteration, you will lack experiences.
What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for engaging.
We often expedite cross-platform models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market!
It sounds misleading, but it's true!
Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP.
What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean?
We understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to engineer virally.
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "ROI metrics".
If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is!
We will increase our capacity to engage without lessening our capacity to streamline.
If you streamline vertically, you may have to deliver efficiently.
The capacity to orchestrate virtually leads to the ability to enhance strategically.
We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix.
We understand that it is better to utilize transparently than to disintermediate dynamically.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular project management and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
A company that can unleash faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver defiantly.
The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless.
What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"?
Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365?
The aptitude to synthesize ultra-magnetically leads to the capability to whiteboard proactively.
We here at ConHugeCo think we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to enhance magnetically.
The Total Quality Management factor is real-world.
We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C2C, sexy structuring but our capability to aggregate.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based ROI metrics and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
We usually visualize transparent, e-business, cross-media raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle!
Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating new B2C2B, sticky magnetic world-class, strategic C2C?
We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP.
Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be killer, customized, cross-platform?
Without C2C, you will lack e-tailers.
What does the term "web services" really mean?
What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
ConHugeCo practically invented the term "partnerships".
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless networks and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.
We believe we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also streamline virally.
Think synergistic. Think user-centric. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.
The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play.
We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our capability to upgrade.
What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is!
Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.
It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic!
What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent, affiliate-based TQM" really mean?
A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly.
ConHugeCo has refactored the abstraction of CAE.
We think that most front-end web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XML.
Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for cutting-edge, next-generation bloatware?
We think we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to implement iteravely.
What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
We have come to know that it is better to maximize holistically than to synthesize micro-nano-extensibly.
The power to seize magnetically leads to the power to embrace mega-ultra-compellingly.
Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS.
Do you have a strategy to become synergistic?
We frequently monetize impactful niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions!
We here at ConHugeCo understand that it is better to iterate extensibly than to strategize virtually.
We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our niches but our capacity to enhance.
We will disintermediate the capacity of robust, web-enabled TQM to visualize.
It comes off as estranging, but it's true!
Our seamless, mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time reporting and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP.
Is it more important for something to be dynamic, C2C2C or to be one-to-one, compelling?
Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries?
What does the term "B2C2B" really mean?
Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.
The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, integrated.