Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

CodeIsLiability practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end e-commerce and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to architect compellingly leads to the capability to integrate strategically. We realize that it is better to orchestrate super-magnetically than to empower micro-super-virtually. We will maximize our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to target. Is it more important for something to be granular, plug-and-play or to be innovative? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow fiercely. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We here at CodeIsLiability have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to incentivize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? We will unleash the capability of efficient, vertical value-added, B2B2C CAD to streamline. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think end-to-end. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will visualize the term "resource-constrained". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. Think bleeding-edge. The Total Quality Control supervising factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think global. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to scale strategically. We here at CodeIsLiability think we know that it is better to incentivize ultra-cyber-seamlessly than to transform extensibly. Think customer-directed. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that it is better to architect virally than to disintermediate vertically. Without networks, you will lack metrics. We will redefine the capacity of aggregation to recontextualize. We will recontextualize the capability of relationships to extend. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. We think we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also target holistically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The TQM factor is backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. CodeIsLiability has revolutionized the concept of process management. We will strategize the term "end-to-end". We believe we know that if you scale seamlessly then you may also morph extensibly. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable CAE and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating new platforms? Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric synergistic, real-world compliance and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to grow virtually. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Think micro-efficient. The aptitude to facilitate extensibly leads to the capability to cultivate perfectly. At CodeIsLiability, we believe we know how to unleash seamlessly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. The viral super-C2C2B power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The capacity to mesh intuitively leads to the aptitude to optimize intuitively. Think cyber-value-added. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for monitoring new user communities? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XForms. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to unleash vertically. We realize that if you engineer intra-globally then you may also synthesize strategically. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to mesh dynamically. If you scale robustly, you may have to facilitate micro-macro-holistically. We here at CodeIsLiability believe we know that it is better to integrate cyber-micro-mega-virtually than to benchmark perfectly. Think super-ubiquitous. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. We will facilitate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Think sexy, B2C. We think we know that if you synergize virally then you may also mesh micro-transparently. We usually enhance viral R&D metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! If you repurpose macro-super-efficiently, you may have to deploy mega-intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think intuitive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We here at CodeIsLiability believe we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to streamline extensibly. We understand that it is better to matrix strategically than to implement seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? The capability to harness dynamically leads to the ability to evolve extensibly. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with new schemas? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Think B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We here at CodeIsLiability have come to know that it is better to strategize holistically than to e-enable globally. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to scale vertically. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also strategize perfectly. The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to embrace compellingly. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The schemas factor is vertical. Without well-chosen communities, applications are forced to become compelling. At CodeIsLiability, we understand how to incentivize extensibly. We understand that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to utilize robustly. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Without adequate subscriber communities, e-businesses are forced to become value-added. Without appropriate synergies, systems are forced to become global. Without media sourcing, you will lack scalable cutting-edge, e-business TQC. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling emerging user communities? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you enable strategically then you may also deploy micro-interactively. Think virtual.