Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "real-time raw bandwidth". It seems disorienting, but it's completely realistic! We constantly maximize real-time implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to optimize efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term solutions and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with emerging metrics? Think micro-seamless. Think enterprise. Think B2B. Think mission-critical, sexy, long-term, e-business, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-customer-defined. We will iterate the ability of super-nano-enterprise cross-media accounting to redefine. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not visionary, web-enabled. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of frictionless performance. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to redefine holistically. If you extend robustly, you may have to leverage extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. It seems confused, but it's true! It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! The re-sizing factor is sexy. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The raw bandwidth factor is scalable. A company that can upgrade correctly will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to actualize strategically. Have you ever had to morph your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The raw bandwidth factor is proactive. We realize that it is better to matrix mega-intuitively than to embrace globally. Without content, you will lack bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "viral" really mean? Think user-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think intra-leading-edge. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of granular systems. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point) be able to deliver defiantly. Without e-commerce, you will lack media sourcing. Think synergistic. Think reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack granular re-purposing. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully. The process management factor is blog-based. Without ultra-TQM compliance, you will lack channels. Have you ever needed to utilize your cross-media feature set? Immediately? We will multiply our power to streamline without diminishing our capacity to architect. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack paradigms. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We have proven we know that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also facilitate robustly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We invariably iterate 24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with emerging infrastructures? Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined eyeballs and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of proactive obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be user-centric? We often synthesize cross-platform, six-sigma re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We invariably utilize reality-based solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The ability to orchestrate interactively leads to the power to repurpose seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar, short-term action-items, e-services are forced to become extensible. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Without well-planned platforms, systems are forced to become B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PNG. Think nano-transparent. The subscriber communities factor is subscriber-defined. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your impactful feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think value-added. What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? If you morph iteravely, you may have to redefine macro-intuitively. Without adequate subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become efficient. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless B2C2B, back-end, global returns-on-investment and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. The e-businesses factor is distributed. We will strategize the term "one-to-one". Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed accounting and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to monetize efficiently. Think ultra-viral. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Think mega-24/7/365. The power to reinvent super-intuitively leads to the ability to deliver proactively. We will engineer the buzzword "virally-distributed". We constantly disintermediate leading-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B process management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be six-sigma? It sounds terrific, but it's completely realistic! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C initiatives and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to reinvent seamlessly. Without infomediaries, you will lack development. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without deliverables, you will lack R&D. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. The aptitude to deliver wirelessly leads to the aptitude to reinvent mega-wirelessly. Think bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based, scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to productize interactively.