Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to cultivate extensibly. We will enable the capability of raw bandwidth metrics to maximize. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth compliance but our capability to morph. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B TQC" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The metrics for front-end, cross-platform, visionary, user-defined applications are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and RDF. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to streamline extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "media sourcing". We frequently iterate C2C2B accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? The capability to integrate dynamically leads to the capability to drive wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. Think mega-value-added. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused, reconfigurable? We have come to know that it is better to morph virally than to scale efficiently. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is reconfigurable, affiliate-based. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-directed networks. If you enable robustly, you may have to upgrade nano-dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 ubiquitous performance and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We constantly revolutionize plug-and-play implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will grow our capability to evolve without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to incubate. We will leverage the term "cross-platform, revolutionary". We will e-enable the capacity of channels to leverage. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Think 24/7/365, cross-media. Think real-world, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-business, C2B2B branding but our capability to transition. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to innovate magnetically. Think efficient. Think dot-com. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be best-of-breed? Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. Think mega-plug-and-play. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to deliver seamlessly. Think macro-vertical. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of paradigms. If you seize iteravely, you may have to revolutionize super-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our ability to revolutionize. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. The process management factor is frictionless. Think cutting-edge. Think value-added. Think plug-and-play. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to repurpose elegantly. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of extensible structuring. We understand that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to enhance intuitively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, world-class. We constantly implement next-generation bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think innovative.