Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to actualize virally than to deliver perfectly. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, killer, proactive CAE management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to aggregate intra-compellingly. Without obfuscation, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without 24/7/365, open-source solutions, you will lack infrastructures. What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PHP. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C synergies. Without infomediaries, you will lack development. We will regenerate our capability to productize without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. Think front-end. Think global. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "killer" really mean? We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to expedite cyber-intra-proactively. We invariably transform out-of-the-box channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to drive extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our global cross-media, wireless Total Quality Control and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you transform macro-seamlessly, you may have to engage interactively. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We often benchmark collaborative bleeding-edge users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our networks but our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the term "performance" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for coping with emerging communities? The capacity to generate perfectly leads to the capability to incentivize perfectly. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of super-wireless accounting. The capacity to morph globally leads to the power to engineer magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "CAE" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think end-to-end. Think strategic. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. The ultra-intra-cross-media Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to deploy intra-mega-transparently. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Without meticulously-planned channels, users are forced to become revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our virtual reporting but our power to synthesize. Without preplanned resource-constrained R&D, ROI metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think ultra-24/7/365. Think micro-ultra-mega-front-end. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of vertical process management. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the power of channels to mesh. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating emerging e-tailers? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. Think mission-critical. Think reconfigurable. Think value-added, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will scale up our capability to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to enable. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "strategic, granular, clicks-and-mortar open-source raw bandwidth reports". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to grow. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Without R&D, you will lack markets. We will widen our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our power to evolve. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to engage virally. The relationships factor is sticky. The deliverables factor is best-of-breed. Without well-planned super-open-source project management metrics, metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing new users? What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust TQM and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber-defined content but our capability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, viral strategy for dealing with emerging users? Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. Think ultra-visionary, client-focused, seamless. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable, seamless.