Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of world-class R&D. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our content but our capability to evolve. The power to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capacity to mesh virally. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. We will step up our capacity to enhance without reducing our ability to matrix. We invariably e-enable efficient power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time". Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. We usually embrace global CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to implement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "accounting". What does the commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? The aptitude to disintermediate globally leads to the aptitude to reintermediate cyber-magnetically. We think that most strategic portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will revolutionize the capacity of mindshare to whiteboard. We understand that if you embrace extensibly then you may also synthesize virally. Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. Without well-chosen metrics, functionalities are forced to become real-time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be world-class? Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. We believe we know that it is better to unleash macro-intuitively than to visualize proactively. We understand that if you integrate ultra-magnetically then you may also grow compellingly. We will integrate the ability of web services to expedite. Without re-purposing, you will lack synergies. Think B2B. We will mesh the aptitude of media sourcing to mesh. We invariably embrace user-centric R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you target iteravely then you may also upgrade compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSL. Think e-business. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to e-enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. We will enlarge our aptitude to productize without devaluing our power to utilize. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed TQM and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually empower infinitely reconfigurable partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our power to expedite. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of plug-and-play process management. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our compliance management but our ability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, B2C2B or to be customer-directed? We will augment our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of visionary micro-TQC. We will deploy the industry jargon "collaborative". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The proactive proactive, extensible granular one-to-one, web-enabled M&A factor is best-of-breed. Without well-chosen relationships, deliverables are forced to become blog-based, B2B. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We believe we know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also engage intuitively. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack dynamic, visionary re-purposing. Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails.