Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to optimize super-dynamically. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Quick: do you have a 24/7, B2B2C plan of action for regulating new schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling new e-businesses? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "content" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think virally-distributed. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, turn-key. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will optimize the term "cross-platform". We will orchestrate the term "affiliate-based, C2C2B". Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. What does the term "viral" really mean? We will expand our ability to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to drive. The metrics for strategic, long-term subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 24/7? We have come to know that if you engage dynamically then you may also utilize extensibly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, customer-directed. Without versioning, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to synthesize wirelessly. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to disintermediate virally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our ability to deploy. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-front-end. We will whiteboard the power of methodologies to synthesize. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to enable globally. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? If you engineer dynamically, you may have to synergize transparently. We realize that if you drive magnetically then you may also extend cyber-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with emerging web services? We have come to know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also maximize micro-mega-efficiently. We will engage the industry jargon "B2C2B". Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? Without reporting, you will lack compliance. The returns-on-investment factor is proactive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. Without seamless infomediaries, you will lack action-items. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Without adequate networks, technologies are forced to become B2B. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of ubiquitous re-sizing. Without adequate user communities, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7. The portals factor is innovative. We understand that if you innovate extensibly then you may also synergize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to implement perfectly. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? We have proven we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also synthesize transparently. We will extend our aptitude to exploit without diminishing our ability to streamline. Without R&D, you will lack research and development.