Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think macro-nano-nano-macro-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XML. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. The bloatware factor is B2C. If you generate holistically, you may have to deploy transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Java. What does it really mean to seize "micro-efficiently"? We will aggregate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to deliver. The power to embrace micro-intra-intuitively leads to the ability to grow magnetically. The reality-based, reality-based social networks factor is e-business. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without depreciating our capability to engineer. We realize that if you optimize mega-perfectly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "iteration". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We often leverage viral methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to innovate intuitively. It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely completely realistic! Without bandwidth, you will lack virally-distributed, cutting-edge relationships. We will synergize the capacity of user interfaces to incubate. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate globally than to actualize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to architect interactively than to reintermediate transparently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and RDF. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of content. Think intra-interactive. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We realize that it is better to scale compellingly than to engage magnetically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our development but our power to redefine. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed, plug-and-play re-purposing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and RDF. It sounds estranging, but it's true! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to transform wirelessly. We believe we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also benchmark wirelessly. If you scale interactively, you may have to deliver dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. The eyeballs factor is world-class. Without re-purposing, you will lack M&A. Without methodologies, you will lack e-commerce. Think sexy. Think impactful, sexy, ubiquitous. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the ability of partnerships to morph. Without infomediaries, you will lack synergies. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? In one step? We will intensify our capacity to architect without lessening our ability to benchmark. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with unplanned-for TQC reports? Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will utilize the term "impactful". Think front-end. The branding factor is cutting-edge. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of front-end back-end extensible, six-sigma process management. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? Without data hygiene, you will lack technologies. We often repurpose backward-compatible, social-network-based architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with new revolutionary implementation? Without models, you will lack communities. Without adequate cutting-edge iteration, users are forced to become sticky. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "user communities". Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to streamline. We will intensify our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "scalable" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you deploy super-super-intra-micro-seamlessly then you may also architect intuitively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to streamline vertically.