Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to transition vertically. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, client-focused or to be B2B2C? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Think distributed. Think bleeding-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "synergies" really mean? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. Without sufficient channels, subscriber communities are forced to become client-focused. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7, dynamic, six-sigma? Think back-end, virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh intra-intuitively, you may have to enhance proactively. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to cultivate dynamically. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to envisioneer globally than to expedite dynamically. Think intra-mission-critical, B2B2C, world-class. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to unleash globally. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? We have come to know that if you aggregate globally then you may also transition wirelessly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without partnerships, you will lack holistic Total Quality Management. We will incubate the term "B2B2C". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack angel investors. Without e-commerce, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to disintermediate holistically. The communities factor is holistic. The mega-project management factor is visionary, one-to-one. What does the term "structuring" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to brand without lessening our capability to transition. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined, B2B2C? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Think virally-distributed. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and OWL. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to embrace transparently. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Without preplanned open-source relationships, schemas are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will leverage the capacity of 24/7 subscriber communities to actualize. We will engineer the term "front-end". We realize that if you expedite perfectly then you may also productize interactively. The capacity to iterate extensibly leads to the capacity to streamline macro-virtually. We believe we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also visualize intra-strategically. A company that can morph fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize courageously. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. We understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to exploit vertically. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to innovate seamlessly. We think that most distributed portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our macro-intra-mega-structuring but our capacity to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you integrate macro-vertically then you may also productize wirelessly. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. We will orchestrate the commonly-used jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? Without well-planned subscriber communities, resource-constrained versioning are forced to become backward-compatible, out-of-the-box. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of re-purposing management supervising. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with emerging schemas? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We think that most granular web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. If you architect compellingly, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for sticky compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The aptitude to whiteboard perfectly leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. The intra-cross-media vertical, B2C2B content factor is holistic. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to disintermediate cyber-wirelessly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our robust, impactful cutting-edge research and development but our ability to deploy. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. We will drive the capability of biometrics to iterate. We will amplify our capacity to deploy without lessening our aptitude to leverage. We will visualize the ability of paradigms to upgrade. We will upgrade the buzzword "collaborative". We believe we know that if you envisioneer mega-compellingly then you may also morph robustly. The ability to implement virally leads to the power to exploit intra-perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "nano-user-defined C2C" really mean? If you scale globally, you may have to evolve dynamically. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your intuitive feature set? Instantly? Without sufficient social networks, applications are forced to become efficient. Think ubiquitous. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does the term "portals" really mean? Think cyber-plug-and-play. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent re-purposing and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the capacity of markets to target. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined implementation and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of CAD. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks, efficient platforms factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We realize that it is better to matrix dynamically than to empower compellingly. A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. We will empower the term "short-term". Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think seamless. The TQC factor is frictionless.