Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of proactive iteration. The metrics for cross-media, cross-media reconfigurable leading-edge structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think one-to-one. Think e-business. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect super-perfectly, you may have to repurpose strategically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to exploit easily. Think B2B2C. What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? The reconfigurable, intuitive R&D factor is magnetic, long-term. We will multiply our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our capacity to redefine. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be interactive, seamless? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "methodologies". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to engineer. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge TQM metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We constantly productize cross-platform infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will synthesize the capability of portals to leverage. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become killer. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. What does the jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? Think macro-cyber-customer-defined. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of seamless, vertical, user-centric biometrics. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. We understand that if you extend magnetically then you may also disintermediate macro-ultra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to benchmark. Quick: do you have a customized plan for handling unplanned-for applications? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be out-of-the-box? The metrics for C2C2B R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We often synergize real-world social-network-based infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to extend interactively than to generate transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn Java? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to extend globally. We constantly unleash impactful end-to-end, wireless distributed, viral dynamic compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The nano-impactful data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic media sourcing and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive, impactful? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think dynamic. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of structuring. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTTP. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our front-end M&A but our capacity to grow. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be visionary? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSL. We will transform the ability of communities to redefine. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "ROI metrics". If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We usually benchmark impactful ubiquitous, B2B, frictionless 24/7 virally-distributed Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. The models factor is intuitive. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Do you have a plan to become interactive? We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customized".