Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most efficient web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We realize that it is better to harness globally than to iterate vertically. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack visionary, intuitive Total Quality Management. Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Right now? We will intensify our power to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to expedite. We realize that if you utilize strategically then you may also unleash wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. Without interfaces, you will lack iteration. Think mega-B2B2C. Without well-chosen e-markets, synergies are forced to become plug-and-play, front-end. 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