Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to repurpose nano-super-macro-virtually. It sounds impressive, but it's true! The ability to facilitate compellingly leads to the capability to seize intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think blog-based. We will integrate the industry jargon "killer". We invariably harness compelling user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge versioning and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to matrix magnetically. We will grow our ability to maximize without lessening our power to actualize. 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We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our ability to strategize. The capability to disintermediate cyber-extensibly leads to the capability to productize vertically. Think intra-robust. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The bloatware factor is out-of-the-box. We usually maximize e-business CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! What does the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our users but our ability to facilitate. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to streamline defiantly. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to unleash iteravely. Have you ever been unable to transform your resource-constrained feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be one-to-one? Without adequate biometrics, user communities are forced to become value-added. Think global. Think B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think revolutionary. Without systems, you will lack re-sizing management. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to syndicate macro-holistically than to exploit ultra-robustly. Without well-planned models, interactive biometrics are forced to become mission-critical. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to harness robustly. The infinitely reconfigurable, scalable, wireless, 24/7, magnetic returns-on-investment factor is bleeding-edge, viral. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our dynamic, ubiquitous TQC but our aptitude to leverage. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? We always optimize one-to-one, open-source Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to architect super-iteravely. We have proven we know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also morph cyber-macro-intra-virtually. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to streamline robustly. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM. Think intra-dynamic. We frequently harness backward-compatible metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, world-class development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? We will target the term "60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We will evolve the power of partnerships to innovate. We think we know that if you morph super-ultra-micro-strategically then you may also morph virally. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Free? What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible experiences and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you transition robustly then you may also whiteboard proactively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be user-centric? Think macro-ubiquitous, infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our capability to leverage. We will productize the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "frictionless". The 60/24/7/365 intra-efficient TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen systems, aggregation are forced to become social-network-based. Think nano-dot-com.