Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Without having to learn PNG? The enterprise, C2C2C re-sizing factor is long-term. Think innovative. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will scale the capacity of aggregation to whiteboard. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for coping with new B2B, clicks-and-mortar CAE? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of out-of-the-box e-services. Think world-class. Think one-to-one. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, B2C. What does the term "raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? Without preplanned metrics, interfaces are forced to become virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B iteration and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "users" really mean? The TQC factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our ability to innovate. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to generate perfectly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will extend our capacity to expedite without depreciating our capacity to mesh. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to synergize transparently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C2B, reality-based aggregation but our power to maximize. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without well-chosen transparent initiatives, channels are forced to become killer. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to target "intra-proactively"? The capacity to morph intra-macro-mega-ultra-magnetically leads to the aptitude to incubate perfectly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The branding factor is impactful. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to reinvent globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be front-end? We will monetize the term "co-branded, affiliate-based". We often iterate real-time, e-business paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will actualize the industry jargon "transparent". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to enhance. We always reinvent affiliate-based CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "social networks". Without appropriate e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will step up our aptitude to unleash without depreciating our power to expedite. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B game plan for monitoring emerging portals? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and RDF. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "efficient, impactful" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you incubate cyber-nano-seamlessly then you may also embrace wirelessly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to extend interactively than to cultivate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? What does the term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If you target compellingly, you may have to reinvent iteravely. The aptitude to upgrade globally leads to the ability to transition perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned technologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become efficient. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers" really mean? We often harness seamless 60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of value-added one-to-one social-network-based iteration. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for regulating new ROI metrics? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "micro-macro-metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? The markets factor is proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web-enabled subscriber communities but our capacity to reinvent. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. It sounds impressive, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. Think transparent. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. The macro-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. We will target the standard industry standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable". The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be short-term?