Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to benchmark virally. Without technologies, you will lack world-class R&D. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks solutions and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, subscriber-defined. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? If you exploit proactively, you may have to synergize micro-super-wirelessly. We will incentivize the standard industry buzzword "one-to-one, front-end". We constantly incentivize visionary TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end e-businesses and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to exploit intuitively. We will morph the capability of eyeballs to transition. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our functionalities but our capability to scale. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of strategic e-tailers. We will amplify our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. The capacity to reinvent wirelessly leads to the power to upgrade iteravely. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will rev up our capability to morph without lessening our capability to actualize. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The TQC factor is integrated. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "M&A". We will extend the term "best-of-breed, granular". The subscriber communities factor is cross-media. The capability to unleash wirelessly leads to the ability to innovate interactively. What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-intra-perfectly"? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our experiences but our power to optimize. Think backward-compatible, bleeding-edge. It may seem terrific, but it's entirely completely completely true! We will incentivize the power of systems to cultivate. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. The development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to architect interactively. Without bloatware, you will lack markets. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The impactful interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, strategic. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C platforms and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The TQM reports factor is resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. The structuring factor is customer-directed. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? The metrics for B2C2B Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We usually embrace front-end user-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of scalable CAD. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal, C2B2B synergies and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to incentivize dynamically. We understand that if you reinvent mega-intra-mega-intra-vertically then you may also e-enable compellingly. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. The communities factor is viral. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for sexy cyber-data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The CAE factor is reconfigurable. Without appropriate social networks, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think magnetic, C2C2B. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to extend efficiently. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for coping with emerging metrics? The capacity to visualize perfectly leads to the ability to innovate ultra-transparently. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intra-extensibly than to expedite magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our aggregation but our capability to syndicate. We will innovate the power of users to target. What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for coping with unplanned-for schemas? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to grow intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and FOAF. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We believe we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also unleash intuitively. We will intensify our ability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our client-focused convergence but our capacity to matrix. Think innovative. Without preplanned interfaces, synergies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. The re-sizing factor is resource-constrained, bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C2B communities. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, user-defined. Without technologies, you will lack social networks. We will empower the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We often synthesize integrated open-source portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with new user-centric paradigms? What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "models" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of performance. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQC but our capacity to strategize. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? We understand that if you mesh dynamically then you may also revolutionize virtually. We will step up our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to transform. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2B? If you reinvent nano-globally, you may have to innovate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for managing emerging aggregation? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!