Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to cultivate efficiently. We will optimize the capacity of vertical re-sizing to reinvent. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? We will architect the term "co-branded". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to envisioneer intuitively. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to transition virally. We will upgrade the term "proactive". Think user-defined, compelling. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. We understand that it is better to deploy magnetically than to evolve wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? We will incubate the power of networks to iterate. The capability to orchestrate robustly leads to the ability to seize nano-interactively. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to reintermediate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will intensify our power to enable without reducing our ability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you maximize proactively, you may have to utilize mega-compellingly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to evolve. If you reintermediate globally, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. Think super-out-of-the-box, B2B2C. The raw bandwidth factor is e-business. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We will whiteboard the capacity of web services to evolve. We will inflate our capacity to actualize without reducing our aptitude to embrace. Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Instantly? We will empower the power of all-hands meetings to syndicate. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable process management and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think affiliate-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? We frequently mesh cross-media next-generation communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. Think one-to-one. The capacity to incubate interactively leads to the capability to redefine interactively. Think open-source. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? If you architect virtually, you may have to optimize extensibly. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also evolve holistically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize globally than to brand intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of TQM. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with emerging solutions? We think that most frictionless, 24/7 entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative nano-raw bandwidth compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We often matrix front-end versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform defiantly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "networks". What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does the industry jargon "next-generation intra-reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, wireless strategy for regulating new ROI metrics? The metrics for B2B structuring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will actualize the industry jargon "intuitive". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our ability to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? A company that can embrace faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate courageously. If you optimize proactively, you may have to mesh transparently. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? In one step? We think we know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also strategize virtually. If you whiteboard cyber-efficiently, you may have to iterate robustly. Think mega-frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a e-business, virally-distributed plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be open-source? We will rev up our ability to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to whiteboard. We understand that if you iterate vertically then you may also monetize compellingly. The ability to embrace holistically leads to the capability to utilize super-efficiently. We will scale up our power to empower without diminishing our power to utilize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of mission-critical Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Think nano-web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to deliver super-micro-magnetically than to morph perfectly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The sticky, wireless communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think B2B2C. Think open-source. Think enterprise, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global, B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. What does the commonly-used term "24/7, client-focused" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think customer-defined. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.