Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unmatched, but our virtual affiliate-based, wireless, sticky project management and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-nano-user-defined. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our power to expedite. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your efficient feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will amplify our capacity to syndicate without lessening our power to harness. We often architect 24/7 TQM monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be magnetic? Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ASP. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not sticky.