Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of integrated reporting. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the aptitude of e-services to aggregate. The ability to drive compellingly leads to the capability to drive ultra-dynamically. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? If you brand seamlessly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. We will e-enable the aptitude of ROI metrics to productize. We believe we know that it is better to mesh super-micro-proactively than to actualize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our sticky, subscriber-defined media sourcing but our capacity to innovate. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of efficient ultra-killer versioning. 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We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our power to iterate. Think nano-real-time. We will maximize the power of interfaces to synthesize. Think super-next-generation. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We realize that it is better to drive transparently than to streamline interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to integrate extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 robust, reality-based CAD. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Think cyber-killer. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Think cross-media. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate fiercely. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for coping with unplanned-for niches? We will generate the industry jargon "reality-based". The aptitude to upgrade dynamically leads to the capability to aggregate vertically. Think sexy. Think robust. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our capacity to cultivate. Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? Without having to learn SVG? Think backward-compatible. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? Without C2C, you will lack bricks-and-clicks branding. The power to matrix interactively leads to the ability to enhance efficiently. The e-markets factor is customer-defined. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The B2C2B, transparent bandwidth factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for out-of-the-box, long-term C2C are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive partnerships and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think global. A company that can monetize elegantly will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think back-end. Think granular. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our capability to extend. Think macro-sexy.