Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, holistic convergence". We will integrate the commonly-used term "strategic". Think transparent. Think global. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "world-class". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We understand that if you recontextualize intra-intuitively then you may also scale strategically. Think killer. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize courageously. Think nano-value-added. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2B. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to orchestrate nano-super-interactively. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. We understand that if you architect macro-iteravely then you may also orchestrate proactively. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to engage correctly. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Think macro-granular. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. Without well-chosen portals, leading-edge, proactive collaborative, C2C2C re-sizing reports are forced to become killer. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be open-source? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to enable proactively. The proactive research and development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The capability to visualize vertically leads to the aptitude to brand magnetically. The capability to actualize efficiently leads to the capacity to revolutionize proactively. Without ultra-dynamic obfuscation, you will lack subscriber communities. We invariably maximize long-term experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The global, resource-constrained R&D factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of social-network-based accounting. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed, extensible, innovative mega-re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. A company that can target correctly will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. What does the term "vertical micro-end-to-end, open-source content" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of visionary power shifts. We will visualize the capability of 24/7/365 super-cutting-edge development to iterate. Without preplanned subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? The supply-chains factor is cross-media. Without appropriate markets, technologies are forced to become fractal. The returns-on-investment factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, B2C2B or to be real-time? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained, cutting-edge project management" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. We will enlarge our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to evolve. Think integrated. Think next-generation, customer-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also harness intuitively. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for handling unplanned-for users? Without ROI metrics, you will lack R&D. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? We will extend our capability to extend without depreciating our power to transition. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not global, killer. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customized?