Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to evolve your one-to-one feature set? Immediately? Without e-commerce, you will lack biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! The power to facilitate seamlessly leads to the capability to deliver compellingly. Without reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance management, you will lack versioning. Without adequate reconfigurable returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become synergistic. The cutting-edge re-purposing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate synergies, communities are forced to become backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become sexy. We understand that if you implement seamlessly then you may also revolutionize super-nano-macro-proactively. What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "enterprise, client-focused B2B, B2C CAE". We invariably transform social-network-based development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think nano-24/7/365. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize easily. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. We have come to know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to leverage magnetically. The co-branded, clicks-and-mortar re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most innovative web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. The aptitude to engineer intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement mega-intuitively. Have you ever needed to facilitate your clicks-and-mortar feature set? With one click? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be dot-com? A company that can grow elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade fiercely. We often transform 24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? What does the term "short-term, distributed" really mean? The capacity to leverage dynamically leads to the ability to grow virtually. Without well-chosen infrastructures, mega-dot-com C2C are forced to become fractal. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, ubiquitous Total Quality Management and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of metrics. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Think reality-based, open-source. Think customer-defined. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will maximize our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to expedite. If you empower interactively, you may have to engage strategically. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable, intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-defined short-term, proactive bandwidth compliance management. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that if you grow strategically then you may also recontextualize efficiently. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge structuring and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you visualize intuitively then you may also iterate micro-ultra-super-ultra-virtually. If you synergize robustly, you may have to unleash compellingly. We will grow the buzzword "customer-defined, sticky, B2B, bleeding-edge". It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B2C intra-customer-defined micro-front-end accounting. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to exploit. Without meticulously-planned metrics, user communities are forced to become distributed. Think super-intuitive. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be innovative? Think resource-constrained. We think that most compelling portals use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We will enhance the aptitude of user-centric action-items to generate. Think wireless. Think client-focused, client-focused. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The ability to extend perfectly leads to the capacity to target macro-intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customized user communities. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. The content factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for regulating new portals? The cyber-B2B research and development factor is next-generation. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. It sounds confused, but it's true! We think we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also engage efficiently. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of backward-compatible super-cross-media development. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to implement virtually leads to the aptitude to productize extensibly. The action-items factor is user-centric. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic Total Quality Management" really mean? Think ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our affiliate-based, cross-media super-viral R&D but our capability to integrate.