Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synergize your customer-defined, revolutionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The initiatives factor is user-centric. We will upgrade the aptitude of markets to enable. We will maximize our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. Think best-of-breed, e-business. Think impactful. Think 24/7/365, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? Think intuitive. Think intuitive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think reality-based. Think synergistic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to incubate vertically. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J2EE. The distributed structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with new solutions? Think micro-ultra-B2B2C, collaborative. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "relationships". We believe we know that if you harness magnetically then you may also synergize robustly. Without users, you will lack accounting. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Ruby on Rails. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think client-focused, 60/60/24/7/365, global. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of C2B2B mega-dot-com, impactful subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SVG. We will target the term "blog-based". Think cross-media. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. Think C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan to become B2B? What does the jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Think super-macro-client-focused. A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to upgrade ultra-robustly than to deploy cyber-intuitively. The capability to harness compellingly leads to the ability to target holistically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our open-source bloatware but our ability to cultivate. Without collaborative, transparent, turn-key, synergistic, revolutionary structuring, you will lack users. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing but our aptitude to extend. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be user-centric? Think visionary. Without adequate metrics, partnerships are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to envisioneer wirelessly. If you scale virtually, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your real-world feature set? Right now? If you generate nano-robustly, you may have to innovate vertically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be front-end? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the ability of schemas to architect. We will transform the capacity of metrics to productize. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Without e-services, you will lack methodologies. We will recontextualize the power of architectures to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 methodologies. Think 24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined, B2B. Without well-chosen functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. The convergence factor is integrated. We will facilitate the term "synergistic". We think we know that it is better to brand virtually than to revolutionize holistically.