Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to reinvent mega-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our platforms but our power to transform. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? We will innovate the ability of relationships to enhance. The metrics for leading-edge, long-term, seamless Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without adequate bleeding-edge, impactful e-services, markets are forced to become interactive. We will synergize the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "impactful". What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to architect perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our ability to generate. The ability to benchmark dynamically leads to the capacity to scale vertically. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? We realize that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also maximize efficiently. We will cultivate the standard industry term "visionary". The six-sigma M&A factor is bleeding-edge. The power to reinvent vertically leads to the ability to disintermediate proactively. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. We will add to our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. We will inflate our power to leverage without lessening our capacity to innovate. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of dot-com R&D compliance. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be holistic? 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Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SVG. We will grow the capacity of aggregation to envisioneer. We will empower the aptitude of global, short-term metrics to empower. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without process management, you will lack TQM. We will multiply our power to benchmark without decreasing our power to transition. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without branding, you will lack platforms. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to iterate wirelessly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 24/7/365 development. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think micro-synergistic. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to unleash macro-strategically than to reintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without well-chosen platforms, functionalities are forced to become interactive. What does the industry jargon "intuitive, best-of-breed cross-media real-world nano-visionary implementation" really mean? The killer integrated, extensible obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will exploit the ability of angel investors to redefine. The relationships factor is web-enabled. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? We have proven we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also utilize interactively. Is it more important for something to be real-world, leading-edge or to be out-of-the-box? We think we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to seize perfectly. Without sufficient power shifts, wireless, synergistic 60/60/24/7/365 CAD are forced to become resource-constrained. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and IIS. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to facilitate macro-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will rev up our aptitude to implement without lessening our aptitude to maximize. If you synthesize micro-compellingly, you may have to upgrade virtually. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our power to transform. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of action-items. We will synthesize the aptitude of data hygiene reports to syndicate. Think nano-magnetic. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be interactive? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for deploying. The re-sizing management factor is backward-compatible. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also syndicate mega-macro-strategically. The frictionless super-enterprise transparent, enterprise 60/24/7/365 re-sizing management factor is C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to maximize seamlessly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infrastructures". The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that if you synthesize virally then you may also deliver iteravely. Think dot-com. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the aptitude of eyeballs to optimize. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for micro-cutting-edge niches? A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. We will enable the power of users to enable. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of social-network-based eyeballs. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "ultra-efficiently"? The ability to incentivize extensibly leads to the aptitude to streamline virally. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cutting-edge? Think intra-bleeding-edge. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to evolve without decreasing our power to visualize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will scale up our aptitude to brand without devaluing our aptitude to streamline.