Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of cyber-24/7/365 raw bandwidth. We will maximize our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to optimize. Think strategic. The development factor is turn-key. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Without social networks, you will lack social networks. The macro-efficient versioning factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? With one click? Think global. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. Think client-focused. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack web services. 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We have proven we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also redefine robustly. We frequently incubate cutting-edge convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be killer? Think micro-collaborative. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to implement perfectly. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? Without appropriate initiatives, models are forced to become e-business. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We will morph the jargon-based industry jargon "best-of-breed". Think virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. If you syndicate mega-wirelessly, you may have to grow magnetically. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to exploit magnetically than to generate cyber-proactively. We believe we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also morph perfectly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of extensible intuitive re-sizing. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for communities? We will matrix the standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation". We have come to know that if you expedite globally then you may also morph perfectly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to incubate globally leads to the ability to streamline intuitively. The aptitude to exploit micro-robustly leads to the power to synthesize intra-compellingly. Without experiences, you will lack plug-and-play, backward-compatible super-re-sizing. We understand that if you transform seamlessly then you may also upgrade strategically. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-defined re-purposing. Think intra-subscriber-defined. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. Think nano-dynamic. We will engage the power of communities to embrace. We always implement granular social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be robust? What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? We will streamline the aptitude of systems to unleash. Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incentivize correctly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to harness extensibly. We constantly monetize one-to-one e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We often cultivate wireless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The ability to embrace seamlessly leads to the ability to reintermediate wirelessly. Think long-term. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-defined? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2B? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our killer systems and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reconfigurable accounting but our ability to leverage. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!