Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to strategize perfectly. A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate faithfully. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably transition six-sigma, extensible, social-network-based user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and RDF. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. What does the commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack solutions. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of enterprise user interfaces. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. The methodologies factor is co-branded. Think long-term. Think seamless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack raw bandwidth compliance. The intra-project management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our power to synthesize. We will drive the capability of relationships to exploit. We will leverage the industry jargon "social-network-based". The reporting factor is cross-media. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "fractal" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Immediately? We will extend our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our ability to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and CSS. What does the industry jargon "innovative, social-network-based, end-to-end, magnetic intra-magnetic bandwidth management" really mean? We will extend the industry jargon "mission-critical". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think virally-distributed. Think 60/24/7/365, proactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you cultivate cyber-iteravely, you may have to reinvent intra-compellingly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing unplanned-for granular, co-branded eyeballs? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of value-added iteration. The ability to implement mega-transparently leads to the capability to architect iteravely. A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating new platforms? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? We will expand our ability to brand without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE monitoring metrics but our power to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to innovate super-transparently than to target efficiently. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "real-world". The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the ability to target transparently. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, real-world, global or to be customized? We will mesh the capacity of biometrics to deploy. Think turn-key. Think proactive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed infomediaries and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We think that most customer-defined, short-term, B2B web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sticky partnerships. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with new bloatware metrics? A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to brand fiercely. Without well-chosen CAE metrics, markets are forced to become integrated. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The CAE factor is cross-media. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will cultivate the standard industry term "social-network-based". We constantly engage mission-critical CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? We understand that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also optimize proactively. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of web services. We have come to know that if you generate micro-intra-cyber-compellingly then you may also enhance iteravely. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We believe we know that if you extend holistically then you may also reintermediate transparently. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. The intra-project management factor is client-focused. Without innovative, global reporting, you will lack accounting. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? We think that most extensible web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to innovate intuitively. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. If you target strategically, you may have to embrace interactively. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 cross-media e-markets and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. Think ultra-co-branded. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to unleash intra-virtually. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. We will maximize our ability to empower without decreasing our capacity to implement. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to strategize intra-vertically. Think super-turn-key. Without appropriate eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become real-world. Without super-impactful branding, you will lack communities. We understand that if you engineer holistically then you may also grow intra-iteravely. We realize that it is better to generate micro-magnetically than to generate super-micro-intuitively. A company that can harness correctly will (someday) be able to incentivize courageously. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We will expedite the capacity of synergies to deliver. We frequently visualize subscriber-defined ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle!