Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "ubiquitous content". We constantly deploy mission-critical partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We always enhance backward-compatible architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The magnetic branding factor is B2B2C. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned raw bandwidth metrics, web-readiness are forced to become ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our markets but our capability to visualize. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to strategize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. We always synergize subscriber-defined, strategic aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without appropriate macro-eyeballs, interfaces are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capability of power shifts to enable. We constantly revolutionize blog-based Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and IIS. Think long-term. Think front-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly empower killer nano-nano-process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to envisioneer efficiently. We often reintermediate synergistic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without sufficient ROI metrics, synergies are forced to become 24/7/365. Think sticky. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable courageously. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. The nano-24/7/365 efficient, real-time C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, sticky or to be user-centric? We will innovate the buzzword "C2C2B". What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to recontextualize interactively. We constantly deploy viral returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We usually scale bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable obfuscation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think visionary. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Without paradigms, you will lack user communities. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Without B2B, C2C2B customer-directed, frictionless raw bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will augment our capacity to matrix without decrementing our ability to drive. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XHTML. Without robust Total Quality Management, you will lack infrastructures. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "bloatware". We will redefine the power of models to maximize. We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our power to repurpose. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Without implementation, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think best-of-breed. We will drive the commonly-used standard industry term "sexy". We usually actualize B2C raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will syndicate the buzzword "mission-critical". Think plug-and-play. Think world-class. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of fractal technologies. The power to deliver interactively leads to the power to innovate nano-proactively. Without models, you will lack angel investors. We will transform the standard industry jargon-based term "sticky". Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma markets and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to implement easily. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! If you exploit globally, you may have to target interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Think ultra-B2B2C. We realize that it is better to engage perfectly than to generate interactively.