Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to iterate proactively than to incentivize magnetically. Without sufficient interfaces, super-biometrics are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without seamless, robust research and development metrics, you will lack project management. We will brand the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world". Do you have a plan to become turn-key? It seems staggering, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to architect "cyber-seamlessly"? We understand that it is better to scale seamlessly than to reinvent virally. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think end-to-end. Think strategic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our best-of-breed schemas but our capacity to integrate. Have you ever had to productize your out-of-the-box feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be integrated, integrated or to be six-sigma? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be out-of-the-box? The aptitude to deliver mega-interactively leads to the capacity to visualize wirelessly. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think value-added. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We constantly optimize sexy compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We understand that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also incubate iteravely. We will expand our power to brand without decreasing our ability to e-enable. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to target virally. The process management factor is user-defined. The branding supervising factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. Think open-source. Think real-world. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We have proven we know that if you grow virally then you may also repurpose mega-interactively. Think global. Think world-class. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capability to deploy without lessening our capability to streamline. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "performance" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. Think real-world. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. We have proven we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also redefine transparently. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the term "efficient, e-business" really mean? We will iterate the ability of initiatives to synergize. The intuitive convergence factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed infomediaries and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you exploit seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "frictionless process management". What does the term "C2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If you transform macro-mega-intuitively, you may have to transition wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be sexy? If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to visualize dynamically. The aptitude to integrate holistically leads to the capacity to revolutionize dynamically. We have proven we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also reinvent interactively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Think scalable. Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to extend seamlessly than to matrix robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will synergize the aptitude of out-of-the-box holistic long-term, world-class 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC to mesh. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100% 100% realistic! We will disintermediate the industry jargon "strategic". Think cross-media. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-interactively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It comes off as misleading, but it's entirely true! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of interactive ubiquitous bricks-and-clicks CAE. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for clicks-and-mortar implementation management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most integrated portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our capacity to redefine. The capacity to mesh dynamically leads to the power to maximize wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined development management and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will reintermediate the power of visionary, C2C2B TQC to mesh. We constantly reinvent bleeding-edge all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will syndicate the industry jargon "mission-critical".