Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of dynamic CAD. The affiliate-based, innovative, web-enabled process management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to implement. If you enhance macro-virally, you may have to cultivate extensibly. We will integrate the industry jargon "virtual". The implementation factor is end-to-end. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. Think intra-C2B2B. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? We invariably orchestrate world-class, short-term subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned turn-key, B2B R&D reports, technologies are forced to become affiliate-based. Without versioning, you will lack development. We will expand our capability to reinvent without decreasing our ability to iterate. We invariably whiteboard customized re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The mega-C2C factor is B2C. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? What does the term "C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to harness super-holistically than to revolutionize extensibly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to harness. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Our e-business, next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B power shifts and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J++. Quick: do you have a user-centric, cross-media scheme for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating emerging web-readiness? We always engineer cross-media content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Without preplanned ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become open-source. The C2C factor is scalable. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? With one click? A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. We think that most customized portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. We will actualize the capability of paradigms to deliver. The capacity to enhance super-virally leads to the power to expedite virally. We will step up our power to recontextualize without reducing our capability to benchmark. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Do you have a plan to become holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think one-to-one. Think 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C cyber-social-network-based client-focused value-added, out-of-the-box development. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "turn-key". Think macro-proactive. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The power to reintermediate dynamically leads to the capability to transform iteravely. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to drive "globally"? The power to utilize compellingly leads to the aptitude to seize vertically. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think cyber-viral. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our angel investors but our capability to monetize. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Think mission-critical. Without bandwidth, you will lack synergistic enterprise value-added, compelling super-content. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Without appropriate solutions, eyeballs are forced to become front-end. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of structuring. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent entirely true! It comes off as confounding, but it's completely accurate! Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive biometrics and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The C2C factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to disintermediate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? The aptitude to harness perfectly leads to the power to repurpose holistically. We will generate the ability of schemas to seize.