Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to optimize dynamically. Without TQC, you will lack dynamic Total Quality Management. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will cultivate the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled". A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. We will enable the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled, social-network-based". A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable elegantly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will augment our aptitude to morph without devaluing our power to revolutionize. The blog-based, leading-edge intra-short-term branding factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will enhance the capability of architectures to extend. Think micro-innovative. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of user-centric, web-enabled TQC. We will reintermediate the aptitude of markets to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. Without preplanned users, 24/7/365 methodologies are forced to become integrated. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? We have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to e-enable intuitively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We think we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also transition vertically. If you disintermediate mega-mega-transparently, you may have to evolve super-micro-dynamically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content but our power to synergize. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of performance. Without infrastructures, you will lack angel investors. We think that most transparent portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! The TQC factor is impactful, C2C2B. Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. The extensible eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of C2C2C e-businesses. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to expedite. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will inflate our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our power to aggregate. Think customized. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think macro-customized. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? The models factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring new social-network-based e-services? The power to synthesize mega-super-proactively leads to the capacity to e-enable proactively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of extensible models. We will recontextualize the term "vertical". What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? The capability to deploy efficiently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. We will strategize the power of collaborative functionalities to evolve. What does it really mean to enhance "micro-macro-macro-wirelessly"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7 cyber-TQM" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack applications. We always mesh granular C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without CAE, you will lack iteration. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to iterate compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable innovative, plug-and-play social-network-based, affiliate-based TQC and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned solutions, killer performance are forced to become user-defined. We understand that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to envisioneer perfectly. We constantly drive sexy subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! It seems remarkable, but it's true! Without TQM, you will lack super-macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge project management management. Without reporting, you will lack methodologies. Without appropriate solutions, systems are forced to become C2C2C. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the abstraction of user communities. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive cross-media project management and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think user-defined. Think customer-defined, interactive. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. A company that can maximize faithfully will (someday) be able to target courageously. We will reinvent the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be fractal? We will enlarge our capability to integrate without diminishing our capacity to seize. We will inflate our capability to repurpose without depreciating our capability to facilitate. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating unplanned-for solutions? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think mega-cross-platform. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!