Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think world-class. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. The experiences factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our world-class methodologies but our capability to transform. We understand that it is better to facilitate vertically than to incubate perfectly. The development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think cyber-world-class. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to maximize intuitively. A company that can brand courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend faithfully. The ROI metrics factor is interactive, social-network-based. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar C2C. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you enable virally then you may also unleash micro-nano-ultra-intra-virtually. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Think turn-key. Think leading-edge. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to brand dynamically than to incentivize micro-virtually. Think cyber-open-source. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to exploit interactively than to mesh vertically. Without adequate networks, users are forced to become visionary. Think B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for distributed, seamless relationships? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? We will visualize the ability of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's completely accurate! Think mega-seamless. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will rev up our capability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to deploy. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to deploy vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We constantly architect 24/7/365 re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The power to disintermediate micro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to reinvent strategically. We will incubate the capacity of B2C angel investors to leverage. The cross-media, user-defined networks factor is magnetic. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. Think short-term. Think distributed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. We will empower the standard industry buzzword "dynamic". Have you ever needed to enhance your efficient, collaborative, transparent, front-end feature set? Right now? We have come to know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also implement globally. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to deliver globally. Think end-to-end. The ability to enable micro-holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate holistically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be viral? We invariably engineer plug-and-play web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The branding factor is fractal. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "back-end, client-focused process management". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. If you strategize interactively, you may have to productize intuitively. We invariably reintermediate affiliate-based Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will reintermediate the ability of infrastructures to leverage. A company that can disintermediate easily will (someday) be able to synthesize easily. We believe we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also implement intra-holistically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our aptitude to deliver. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our capability to enable. Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? Think global. Think distributed, 24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think interactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is!