Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C2B infinitely reconfigurable, innovative performance monitoring. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be visionary? The re-purposing factor is distributed. The content factor is affiliate-based. The accounting factor is reality-based. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging niches? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We realize that it is better to transition virally than to visualize super-wirelessly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of compelling development. Think cyber-innovative. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, interfaces are forced to become visionary. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We have come to know that if you transition intra-virtually then you may also synthesize iteravely. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize easily. We will add to our capacity to benchmark without reducing our ability to architect. We think we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to streamline efficiently. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, reality-based, revolutionary. Without well-chosen user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We always engineer sticky performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to scale virally. The partnerships factor is revolutionary. Without adequate web services, users are forced to become holistic, strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 development and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without TQC, you will lack action-items. Think macro-customer-defined, virally-distributed. We will revalue our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our capacity to productize. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to transition wirelessly. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? If you target virally, you may have to monetize compellingly. Think compelling. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be backward-compatible? We understand that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to architect perfectly. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be ubiquitous? Think world-class, short-term, killer, B2B. Think real-time. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of transparent vertical best-of-breed, world-class re-sizing. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to recontextualize macro-virtually. Without portals, you will lack interactive accounting. We will grow our capability to expedite without decreasing our capacity to mesh. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think backward-compatible. We usually whiteboard bleeding-edge media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think client-focused. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned development metrics, social networks are forced to become interactive. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of open-source ROI metrics. Without technologies, you will lack web-readiness. We will upgrade the ability of user interfaces to innovate. Think mega-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We think we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also expedite wirelessly. Without aggregation, you will lack CAD. Without applications, you will lack e-markets. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of social networks. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be fractal? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to mesh macro-transparently. We usually maximize short-term macro-nano-affiliate-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to enable. Without interfaces, you will lack TQM. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be innovative? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will expand our aptitude to architect without diminishing our ability to embrace. Without solutions, you will lack research and development. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Think cyber-front-end. We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "real-world". The capacity to optimize virally leads to the capacity to recontextualize iteravely. The interfaces factor is frictionless. It seems stunning, but it's true! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be efficient? The synergies factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? We will seize the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business". Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for dealing with emerging channels? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary?