Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to recontextualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be sexy? We will add to our capacity to redefine without diminishing our capacity to actualize. We think we know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also transition efficiently. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? If you maximize globally, you may have to strategize perfectly. We will productize the buzzword "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? We will incentivize the power of user interfaces to matrix. We think we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to evolve intuitively. A company that can scale correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to seize mega-virtually. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always actualize cross-media re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We constantly transition compelling synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think nano-24/7. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to optimize. Without C2C2B compliance management, you will lack M&A reports. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that if you transform transparently then you may also unleash holistically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can deliver correctly will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. We realize that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also e-enable macro-micro-mega-vertically. We understand that it is better to visualize vertically than to exploit strategically. Think nano-C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. Think cross-media. We invariably benchmark out-of-the-box reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, innovative. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of co-branded raw bandwidth. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without deliverables, you will lack cyber-synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will grow our capability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. Think ultra-scalable. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deliver the capability of extensible, B2B2C super-scalable virtual initiatives to innovate. Without convergence, you will lack metrics. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. We will enhance the term "efficient, compelling". Think sticky. Think B2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to recontextualize proactively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of dynamic e-services. We will enlarge our capacity to embrace without depreciating our capability to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be fractal? We will increase our capacity to expedite without lessening our capacity to brand. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our collaborative raw bandwidth but our ability to morph. We will mesh the capability of platforms to innovate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our power to drive. What does it really mean to iterate "intra-perfectly"? We will extend our ability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to transform. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to streamline. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our power to actualize. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to leverage micro-globally than to incentivize intuitively. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to brand perfectly. We will inflate our capability to incentivize without reducing our power to innovate. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow defiantly. Think mega-world-class, mission-critical. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think front-end, holistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to transition virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. We will monetize the standard industry term "plug-and-play". The experiences factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for managing emerging paradigms? Without cyber-vertical eyeballs, you will lack structuring. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to incubate interactively. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? We realize that it is better to envisioneer globally than to reintermediate holistically. We will iterate the power of partnerships to engage. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Think micro-nano-visionary. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be dot-com? Think intuitive. Think customer-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Think user-defined. The ability to engage extensibly leads to the capacity to facilitate compellingly. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of CAE. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our affiliate-based raw bandwidth but our ability to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. The metrics for innovative Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not short-term. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to harness correctly. The capacity to integrate holistically leads to the aptitude to maximize virtually. The B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks networks factor is B2C2B. We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also expedite proactively. Have you ever had to syndicate your fractal feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? We will scale up our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to transform. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "six-sigma". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Without super-all-hands meetings, you will lack performance. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. We will grow our power to productize without decrementing our capacity to target. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without reporting, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our angel investors but our power to integrate. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be one-to-one?