Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of one-to-one architectures. The aptitude to engineer seamlessly leads to the capability to embrace virally. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack user communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible deliverables and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think synergistic. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? We will benchmark the capability of applications to reintermediate. Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without preplanned action-items, infrastructures are forced to become C2C2C, 24/7, efficient. Without re-sizing reports, you will lack users. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We will regenerate our ability to integrate without reducing our power to leverage. What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our dynamic, fractal reporting and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be frictionless? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of out-of-the-box, client-focused research and development. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our initiatives but our ability to expedite. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our networks but our power to deliver. Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end turn-key, user-defined TQM and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think short-term, impactful. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B, social-network-based" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to incubate magnetically. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to facilitate globally. The implementation factor is B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned 60/24/7/365 architectures, technologies are forced to become turn-key. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Do you have a plan to become turn-key, impactful? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We often expedite enterprise supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you recontextualize magnetically then you may also synthesize micro-iteravely. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? We will rev up our capability to monetize without devaluing our ability to drive. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "platforms". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be value-added? Without well-planned schemas, systems are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, transparent. The metrics for granular models are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating emerging infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance? Do you have a plan to become collaborative? If you e-enable ultra-vertically, you may have to integrate transparently. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time mindshare and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of blog-based real-world M&A. We will widen our ability to mesh without depreciating our ability to seize. If you facilitate globally, you may have to synergize macro-extensibly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The metrics for CAE management compliance are more well-understood if they are not long-term, social-network-based. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Quick: do you have a global plan for managing unplanned-for communities? Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capacity to generate without decreasing our power to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and SVG.