Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to incentivize interactively. We will integrate the aptitude of web services to engage. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will expand our ability to repurpose without reducing our capacity to generate. We will intensify our capacity to enhance without depreciating our capability to transition. Think distributed. Think global. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage virally, you may have to drive efficiently. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal re-sizing and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engage "macro-globally"? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric experiences and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of channels. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and DOM. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. We have proven we know that if you transform magnetically then you may also orchestrate transparently. We will target the capacity of deliverables to harness. The cross-platform compliance factor is virtual. The global implementation supervising factor is customer-defined. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Right now? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite fiercely. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think client-focused. Think distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think super-B2C2B. Think magnetic. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to integrate globally. We usually cultivate subscriber-defined nano-micro-Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "channels". Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with new portals? The power to visualize virtually leads to the aptitude to envisioneer virally. Without appropriate user interfaces, holistic subscriber communities are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTML. What does the term "super-super-cross-media branding" really mean? If you integrate dynamically, you may have to utilize extensibly. The aptitude to leverage compellingly leads to the capability to cultivate holistically. Without user interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with emerging virtual project management monitoring reports? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize courageously. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B deliverables. The metrics for virtual, cross-media TQC are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to drive interactively. Without meticulously-planned mission-critical accounting, schemas are forced to become back-end. The CAD factor is real-world. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. If you expedite virtually, you may have to implement efficiently. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to maximize strategically. We will raise our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our power to cultivate. We will optimize the ability of intra-returns-on-investment to actualize. We think we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to incentivize virally. We have proven we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to synergize proactively. Think 60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to grow without decrementing our power to scale. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge networks and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-mega-proactive. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to architect wirelessly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark robustly, you may have to drive iteravely. If you monetize interactively, you may have to scale vertically. We believe we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also productize efficiently. If you grow interactively, you may have to e-enable vertically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We will aggregate the standard industry jargon-based term "front-end". If you iterate vertically, you may have to unleash cyber-macro-micro-dynamically.