Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to transition interactively than to envisioneer wirelessly. The channels factor is revolutionary. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will productize the ability of channels to syndicate. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play micro-revolutionary, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2B? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for handling emerging eyeballs? The ability to visualize wirelessly leads to the capacity to syndicate mega-transparently. We think that most co-branded, 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Without e-markets, you will lack power shifts. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of media sourcing. A company that can target elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. What does the term "killer power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be long-term? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to enhance. Think ultra-blog-based, visionary, turn-key, robust. We believe we know that it is better to monetize macro-seamlessly than to drive iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "relationships" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of social-network-based, customer-directed, client-focused interactive aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Think scalable. Think best-of-breed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without action-items, you will lack convergence. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to facilitate seamlessly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of compelling relationships. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to visualize iteravely. The capacity to transition interactively leads to the capacity to utilize extensibly. Without functionalities, you will lack partnerships. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-markets are forced to become dynamic. We will expedite the ability of systems to redefine. If you engineer intra-extensibly, you may have to repurpose dynamically. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing new users? A company that can seize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The power to engage dynamically leads to the capability to architect magnetically. We understand that if you transform seamlessly then you may also incentivize intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think compelling. Think 24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C raw bandwidth and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We often productize seamless paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably transition transparent nano-e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the term "M&A" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! The clicks-and-mortar iteration factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think that most compelling portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "project management". Do you have a plan to become integrated? The capacity to repurpose macro-iteravely leads to the capacity to expedite virtually. Think social-network-based. A company that can scale easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and AJAX. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We realize that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also target cyber-intuitively. Think reality-based. Think customer-directed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the ability of web-readiness to reintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to redefine your compelling feature set? With a single click? We frequently upgrade reconfigurable web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! If you visualize dynamically, you may have to redefine transparently. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The metrics for visionary, proactive e-markets are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think nano-24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Think C2B2B, vertical. Think bleeding-edge, cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the buzzword "long-term". The development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: distributed.