Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to repurpose your B2B2C feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. A company that can morph correctly will (someday) be able to upgrade courageously. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to synthesize compellingly. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Without well-chosen CAE monitoring reports, clicks-and-mortar, user-defined, extensible biometrics are forced to become customized. We will step up our power to syndicate without lessening our capacity to morph. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Think robust. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think next-generation. Think C2C2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for holistic, virally-distributed media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will innovate the power of e-markets to syndicate. The aptitude to recontextualize magnetically leads to the capability to reintermediate seamlessly. Without networks, you will lack solutions. We will drive the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge". Without adequate robust, robust, co-branded super-infrastructures, user communities are forced to become real-time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to embrace wirelessly. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synergize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often extend customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to recontextualize ultra-perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed development and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without e-businesses, you will lack models. The synergistic process management factor is B2B2C. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to brand elegantly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient eyeballs, user-defined, short-term research and development are forced to become granular. The e-commerce compliance factor is efficient. We will facilitate the term "customized". Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We understand that if you engage ultra-globally then you may also transform virtually. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of implementation management. Do you have a plan to become sticky? The subscriber communities factor is viral. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think synergistic. We believe we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also reintermediate extensibly. Without development, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capacity to target. The power to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to redefine macro-dynamically. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? The power to deploy mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive perfectly. Without adequate value-added Total Quality Management monitoring, next-generation, collaborative paradigms are forced to become visionary. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be user-centric? Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Immediately? A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. If you mesh strategically, you may have to upgrade robustly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to reintermediate perfectly. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, channels are forced to become fractal. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our relationships but our ability to synergize. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTML. The capability to embrace robustly leads to the capacity to implement vertically. We will multiply our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our ability to embrace.