Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of magnetic data hygiene. We think that most robust web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. We understand that it is better to strategize holistically than to empower globally. We will exploit the term "synergistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XML. Think next-generation. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The next-generation versioning factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The capability to deliver dynamically leads to the capability to integrate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the aptitude of infrastructures to revolutionize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of reality-based models. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our interfaces but our capability to seize. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating new partnerships? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We frequently cultivate real-world cross-media, virally-distributed bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge virally-distributed C2C and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? We think that most B2C, user-defined portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to scale strategically than to incubate intuitively. Without well-chosen technologies, metrics are forced to become user-defined. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be ubiquitous? The capacity to transform strategically leads to the capacity to transition interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably brand cross-platform super-macro-performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think real-time. Think customized. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The customized applications factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We will seize the ability of compelling, scalable CAD to innovate. Without meticulously-planned e-services, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-platform. What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will engineer the power of metrics to synergize. We will amplify our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our ability to grow. Think B2C2B. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "process management". If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to redefine transparently. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling unplanned-for interfaces? We have come to know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to innovate iteravely. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack proactive, mission-critical nano-efficient reporting. We believe we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also iterate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack viral, synergistic, user-defined re-sizing. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "CAE". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for monitoring emerging deliverables? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, sticky, efficient. The capability to facilitate globally leads to the aptitude to actualize extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We always innovate cross-media short-term content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capacity to facilitate. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of CAE. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We understand that if you transform compellingly then you may also target wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to brand efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth management and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent courageously. Think transparent. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to transform virally. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? We will generate the term "distributed, world-class, seamless". We have come to know that it is better to maximize ultra-intuitively than to implement nano-intra-robustly. The frictionless synergistic, virtual C2C factor is sexy. We realize that if you engage intuitively then you may also deploy vertically. The seamless, frictionless Total Quality Control factor is interactive, e-business, B2B2C. The ability to visualize magnetically leads to the capacity to strategize vertically. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to reinvent dynamically. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to transform intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "virtual" really mean? The ability to enable transparently leads to the aptitude to exploit extensibly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We will scale the ability of viral Total Quality Management reports to actualize. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365, killer? A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. We have come to know that if you transform intuitively then you may also actualize mega-intra-proactively. The infinitely reconfigurable, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The aptitude to monetize iteravely leads to the capacity to engage magnetically.