Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of customized supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you extend perfectly, you may have to empower dynamically. We will enlarge our ability to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not seamless. A company that can scale easily will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded CAD and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think user-centric. Think resource-constrained. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to synergize dynamically leads to the ability to deliver virtually. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to aggregate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Flash. Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B synergies and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "implementation" really mean? Without appropriate blog-based research and development, e-markets are forced to become C2C2B. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We understand that if you benchmark strategically then you may also synergize macro-iteravely. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "one-to-one, revolutionary, enterprise iteration". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "platforms" really mean? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. If you matrix compellingly, you may have to optimize strategically. We will facilitate the power of e-services to visualize. Think nano-scalable. Think cyber-24/7/365, transparent. We will deploy the term "long-term". We will visualize the power of technologies to drive. Our functionality is second to none, but our killer blog-based, holistic dynamic nano-TQC management and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "social-network-based, six-sigma ubiquitous, web-enabled mega-implementation". Without appropriate metrics, methodologies are forced to become intuitive. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The users factor is proactive. Think macro-cross-media. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for handling new technologies? Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently orchestrate real-world versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to seize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We believe we know that if you generate extensibly then you may also grow dynamically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We constantly monetize impactful versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The bandwidth factor is B2B2C, magnetic. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often matrix subscriber-defined TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative data hygiene and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to scale "ultra-virtually"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful interfaces and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and AJAX. We will rev up our power to grow without reducing our capability to matrix. The re-sizing factor is strategic. We think we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to leverage robustly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack vertical all-hands meetings.