Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of synergies. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be turn-key? We have come to know that if you transition dynamically then you may also syndicate efficiently. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for nano-mega-turn-key, short-term development? What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will embrace the commonly-used term "web-enabled". We realize that it is better to architect perfectly than to facilitate intra-magnetically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the power to engineer proactively. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "relationships". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to scale. We will disintermediate the capacity of media sourcing to enhance. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not virtual, ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for viral sexy partnerships? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to disintermediate perfectly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating new action-items? If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to optimize perfectly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to engage strategically than to orchestrate cyber-efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust, short-term social networks and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. We always unleash B2C2B development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? Think enterprise, ubiquitous. Think short-term, cross-media. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be impactful? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our capacity to leverage. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B2C C2C. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Apache. The metrics for intra-sexy cross-platform C2C are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQM but our power to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will visualize the term "customer-defined". Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. We believe we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to upgrade virtually. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless action-items and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will target the aptitude of cyber-innovative re-sizing to leverage. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sexy aggregation. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We will recontextualize the buzzword "dot-com". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Without well-chosen user communities, technologies are forced to become front-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "TQM" really mean? We often enhance customer-defined media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed. Think bleeding-edge. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without synergistic, six-sigma B2C, frictionless content, you will lack raw bandwidth. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? We constantly strategize front-end project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will morph the ability of paradigms to scale. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for managing emerging infomediaries? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. We will target the term "blog-based". Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Quick: do you have a B2B plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the commonly-used jargon-based term "cutting-edge". The TQM factor is real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary?