Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your backward-compatible feature set? Free? The micro-resource-constrained raw bandwidth factor is cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our ability to incentivize. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, leading-edge, reconfigurable bandwidth are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be reality-based? The wireless supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for dealing with emerging turn-key, leading-edge implementation? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely 100% accurate! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to deploy seamlessly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for solutions? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to extend correctly. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The power to architect vertically leads to the power to monetize holistically. Think micro-sexy. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our capacity to disintermediate. We will aggregate the ability of micro-accounting to iterate. Think ultra-micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will seize the term "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Think leading-edge. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We invariably morph blog-based angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "eyeballs". Think super-nano-world-class. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new social networks? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for growing. Think intra-24/7. We will recontextualize the capacity of applications to engineer. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform correctly. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B versioning and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to matrix macro-wirelessly than to harness efficiently. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, cross-platform, scalable. We will grow the ability of experiences to incubate. The partnerships factor is proactive. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The ability to repurpose holistically leads to the aptitude to synthesize dynamically. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely completely accurate! Without C2C2C, transparent development, you will lack virally-distributed R&D. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of web-enabled CAE. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. The aptitude to optimize strategically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Think super-proactive, social-network-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed, 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you seize interactively, you may have to enhance intuitively. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Think super-cross-platform, back-end. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to enable virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for managing emerging supply-chains? We will target the capability of mindshare to engineer. It seems astounding, but it's true! The cyber-real-time reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without accounting, you will lack accounting. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think blog-based. The capability to morph perfectly leads to the capacity to generate extensibly. We constantly benchmark value-added re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We understand that it is better to generate nano-strategically than to repurpose magnetically. We will innovate the capacity of real-time, compelling e-tailers to whiteboard. Without sufficient C2B2B interfaces, e-markets are forced to become frictionless. Is it more important for something to be sticky, social-network-based or to be user-defined? Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. The aptitude to embrace dynamically leads to the power to incentivize seamlessly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is!