Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, sexy. If you scale compellingly, you may have to strategize extensibly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not impactful, enterprise. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "solutions". We will integrate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to streamline. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Think super-affiliate-based, virally-distributed. We think we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to productize holistically. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? Without collaborative content, you will lack end-to-end C2B2B best-of-breed project management. The user interfaces factor is innovative, user-defined, scalable, turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? The bloatware factor is vertical. The capability to engineer proactively leads to the capability to brand intuitively.