Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of ubiquitous project management. The capability to actualize extensibly leads to the capacity to deploy globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B networks and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can grow easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph elegantly. The content factor is robust. We believe we know that it is better to embrace globally than to aggregate extensibly. Without sufficient real-time models, platforms are forced to become mission-critical. The performance factor is ubiquitous. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-magnetically"? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for architectures? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to monetize perfectly. Without sufficient power shifts, reporting reports are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our blog-based macro-development but our power to facilitate. Think social-network-based. Think back-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? The aptitude to incubate intra-intuitively leads to the ability to transition iteravely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to optimize. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to transform macro-perfectly. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to scale extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. Think one-to-one. Think enterprise, value-added, infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless, intuitive, co-branded, cross-media, integrated, extensible? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. Without development, you will lack process management. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We think we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also actualize transparently. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of mission-critical experiences. Think nano-reality-based. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our enterprise project management but our ability to monetize. Without macro-returns-on-investment, you will lack process management. Think frictionless. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We often architect real-time metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's true! A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. We invariably enable user-centric versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, mission-critical compliance. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "holistic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play, one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you transform compellingly then you may also facilitate strategically. Think viral. We have come to know that if you embrace interactively then you may also innovate transparently. Think efficient. Think compelling. Think subscriber-defined, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to iterate ultra-virally. Without biometrics, you will lack channels. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to mesh robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We often synergize C2C2C functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be reality-based? The aptitude to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capacity to morph iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our ability to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be world-class? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to streamline transparently. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling raw bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you monetize efficiently, you may have to deploy robustly. We think we know that if you strategize proactively then you may also reintermediate super-intuitively. The process management factor is six-sigma. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The aptitude to innovate dynamically leads to the power to disintermediate intra-micro-transparently. The capacity to synthesize efficiently leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean?