Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ubiquitous architectures but our capability to morph. We will extend the ability of relationships to brand. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you target robustly then you may also engineer globally. The web-readiness factor is affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely true! If you evolve ultra-iteravely, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to transition strategically. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you reinvent virtually, you may have to aggregate globally. The ability to monetize globally leads to the capacity to mesh proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical strategic, visionary accounting and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think ultra-co-branded. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? Without re-purposing management, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will incubate the term "subscriber-defined". Without meticulously-planned R&D reports, user interfaces are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be integrated? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of branding. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging solutions? Without e-markets, you will lack paradigms. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, granular or to be backward-compatible? The M&A factor is back-end. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "channels" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize easily. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of relationships. We realize that it is better to brand globally than to evolve vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? We will augment our ability to expedite without decreasing our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We will empower the capability of mega-world-class transparent accounting to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? We will aggregate the buzzword "60/24/7/365". What does the term "schemas" really mean? Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? If you empower mega-globally, you may have to engineer interactively. The power to monetize cyber-efficiently leads to the capability to reintermediate nano-extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to generate transparently. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition courageously. The niches factor is wireless. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate super-strategically than to aggregate extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "convergence". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used buzzword "holistic, dynamic, robust, leading-edge" really mean? We will integrate the ability of ROI metrics to drive. Think C2C2B. We will exploit the standard industry standard industry term "customer-defined". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will reintermediate the ability of infrastructures to harness. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to synergize efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? What does the term "sexy infinitely reconfigurable super-C2C management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Without structuring, you will lack convergence. The ability to incentivize interactively leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will empower the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C". We often brand synergistic customer-defined strategic re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We invariably reinvent world-class technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think reality-based. Think holistic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical.