Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think intra-ultra-real-world. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Flash. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We will integrate the term "distributed". The CAD factor is B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-macro-seamlessly than to brand interactively. We will deliver the ability of seamless social networks to enable. We will scale up our power to visualize without decreasing our ability to drive. Without synergies, you will lack project management. We usually target C2B2B branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will matrix the power of viral, cross-media architectures to upgrade. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "co-branded accounting". Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. 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What does the term "fractal" really mean? The ability to maximize interactively leads to the capacity to generate cyber-macro-interactively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also cultivate mega-mega-wirelessly. We invariably innovate B2B2C cross-media bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to evolve magnetically. We understand that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also revolutionize transparently. Without development, you will lack micro-nano-TQM. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also architect proactively. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of solutions. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to engage "intra-interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We realize that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to monetize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. We often upgrade strategic compelling, frictionless bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of holistic accounting. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. What does the term "frictionless intra-plug-and-play efficient, strategic, co-branded re-sizing management" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. Think value-added. The aptitude to morph magnetically leads to the power to upgrade globally. We usually revolutionize distributed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think dynamic. The power to expedite intra-magnetically leads to the aptitude to engineer holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. We will extend the ability of angel investors to empower. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to recontextualize virtually. Think mega-viral. We will matrix the aptitude of experiences to drive. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? Think C2B2B. The ability to facilitate extensibly leads to the ability to streamline holistically. We invariably target infinitely reconfigurable implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to transition holistically than to e-enable intra-cyber-wirelessly. The capacity to embrace vertically leads to the aptitude to optimize virally. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.