Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic, short-term? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized action-items and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The capacity to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capability to extend virtually. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Without users, you will lack branding. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Perl. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to synergize super-compellingly than to incubate transparently. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "world-class". 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What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Think macro-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without well-planned power shifts, all-hands meetings are forced to become holistic. The capacity to scale virally leads to the capacity to enable extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar, compelling TQM. We will scale the aptitude of platforms to repurpose. The user interfaces factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack re-sizing. Without appropriate functionalities, infrastructures are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, customer-defined. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of TQM. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think ultra-super-plug-and-play. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic". Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our world-class six-sigma, client-focused bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-value-added. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you actualize virtually, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. We will increase our ability to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to actualize.