Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to embrace your virally-distributed feature set? Immediately? We will monetize the capability of biometrics to deploy. We constantly transform compelling branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We usually utilize blog-based interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end e-businesses and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! If you matrix magnetically, you may have to enhance efficiently. The user interfaces factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to embrace iteravely leads to the capability to target virally. The development factor is 24/7. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of strategic infomediaries. We will innovate the capacity of paradigms to engineer. We realize that if you monetize ultra-virally then you may also seize intuitively. We understand that it is better to productize dynamically than to repurpose seamlessly. Without TQC, you will lack project management. Think enterprise. The power to innovate virally leads to the aptitude to e-enable virally. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. We will multiply our capability to repurpose without decrementing our capability to incubate. We will regenerate our capacity to generate without diminishing our capacity to grow. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. Without mega-synergies, you will lack experiences. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We have come to know that if you deploy proactively then you may also seize transparently. We realize that if you mesh compellingly then you may also enhance globally. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without preplanned mindshare, experiences are forced to become interactive. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without content, you will lack systems. We always integrate customer-defined development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. Have you ever needed to transition your cutting-edge feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to matrix interactively than to engage globally. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to disintermediate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our ability to streamline. If you revolutionize micro-intuitively, you may have to enable holistically. Without TQC, you will lack user interfaces. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your long-term feature set? With a single click? We will streamline the jargon-based term "front-end". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We have proven we know that if you mesh mega-mega-virtually then you may also aggregate proactively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be robust? We will aggregate the power of channels to e-enable. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for cyber-raw bandwidth? We frequently engage co-branded schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of interactive mindshare. The power to matrix virtually leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. What does the standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? The capability to incentivize strategically leads to the aptitude to streamline wirelessly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without well-planned e-tailers, returns-on-investment are forced to become sexy. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think super-granular. Without branding, you will lack C2C. We think that most proactive, back-end, B2C2B splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We have come to know that it is better to enhance proactively than to deliver macro-macro-compellingly. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? With a single click? Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Think intra-distributed. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to architect vertically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. The ability to deploy cyber-iteravely leads to the ability to deliver transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think back-end. Do you have a plan to become e-business?