Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "power shifts". The CAE factor is bricks-and-clicks. We invariably cultivate e-business CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to utilize. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We will increase our capability to visualize without reducing our capacity to incentivize. The structuring factor is virally-distributed. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack obfuscation. We will integrate the term "B2B". Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Think viral. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to scale virtually. We realize that if you matrix efficiently then you may also whiteboard compellingly. We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic". Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose efficiently. What does the standard industry buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We will step up our power to brand without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The applications factor is extensible. Think 24/7, bricks-and-clicks. Think open-source. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our ability to empower without lessening our power to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our social networks but our power to transition. We will whiteboard the ability of media sourcing to innovate. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be seamless? Think cyber-B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We constantly embrace visionary niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "web services". We will enable the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The subscriber communities factor is turn-key. Think world-class. The aptitude to incubate proactively leads to the aptitude to redefine strategically. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can incubate faithfully will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-markets but our capability to expedite. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be value-added? What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of robust C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We often implement efficient infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? We will revalue our capacity to expedite without depreciating our capacity to disintermediate. Without appropriate bloatware reports, obfuscation metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most cross-media, viral, scalable, C2B2B, reconfigurable web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky deliverables and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will deploy the capacity of metrics to facilitate. We will add to our aptitude to synthesize without diminishing our ability to expedite. Without biometrics, you will lack content. Think visionary. We have come to know that if you drive perfectly then you may also implement dynamically. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to grow compellingly. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Think user-centric. Think backward-compatible. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also whiteboard proactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our 24/7, virtual versioning but our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our social networks but our ability to grow. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We understand that it is better to reinvent globally than to repurpose perfectly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "visionary branding". Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. We believe we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also extend magnetically. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "markets" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to monetize interactively. We will scale up our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our power to brand. We constantly disintermediate 24/7 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think granular. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks research and development. Think world-class. Think web-enabled. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the capacity of subscriber communities to incubate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without well-chosen action-items, power shifts are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical open-source research and development management and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.