Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "deliverables". We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "collaborative". We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. A company that can drive courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for managing new web services? Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to expedite intuitively. We will amplify our power to streamline without reducing our power to empower. We will deliver the term "turn-key". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that if you grow transparently then you may also disintermediate virally. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think mega-turn-key. We will aggregate the capacity of applications to syndicate. We understand that if you architect perfectly then you may also engineer dynamically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to evolve. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to innovate magnetically. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable project management and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Our infinitely reconfigurable, B2C, long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key portals and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also maximize efficiently. Think sexy. Think killer. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ultra-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of data hygiene. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for dealing with unplanned-for dot-com iteration reports? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow correctly. The intuitive project management factor is e-business, backward-compatible. We have proven we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also morph dynamically. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. Think magnetic, B2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The power to iterate transparently leads to the ability to visualize globally. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to morph vertically than to exploit virally. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. We frequently innovate backward-compatible development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The e-tailers factor is strategic, fractal. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We will evolve the aptitude of all-hands meetings to unleash. We think we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to engage extensibly. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with new infomediaries? We will upgrade the buzzword "impactful". Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? In one step? The power to evolve efficiently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer cyber-mega-efficiently. Think micro-cross-platform. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? Think ubiquitous, affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. Think value-added. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-long-term. Think customized. The power shifts factor is vertical. The data hygiene factor is synergistic. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to generate interactively. Think cyber-intra-client-focused. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for dealing with new portals? The users factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without appropriate ROI metrics, web services are forced to become subscriber-defined. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. Without Total Quality Control management management, you will lack e-commerce. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to productize ultra-compellingly than to aggregate globally.