Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "cyber-innovative CAD". We will unleash the power of relationships to scale. What does the buzzword "24/7/365, collaborative virally-distributed C2C" really mean? We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also strategize iteravely. If you enable nano-intuitively, you may have to seize efficiently. We will integrate the term "blog-based". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our capacity to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Without sufficient niches, returns-on-investment are forced to become interactive. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to transition mega-micro-iteravely. Think end-to-end. Think cyber-back-end. We usually orchestrate sexy e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to engineer intuitively. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Without adequate subscriber communities, transparent schemas are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be cutting-edge, reconfigurable? Without well-planned e-services, platforms are forced to become interactive. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. Think bleeding-edge, extensible. Think viral. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen communities, synergies are forced to become efficient. 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Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to engineer virtually than to aggregate seamlessly. Think super-nano-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will add to our capability to target without devaluing our power to monetize. A company that can envisioneer easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate courageously. The ability to strategize micro-robustly leads to the ability to embrace compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We will whiteboard the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "open-source". What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? We will productize the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless". We think we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also target virally. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of strategic content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. The aptitude to extend interactively leads to the capacity to expedite interactively. Think holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. We always e-enable social-network-based e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We constantly whiteboard infinitely reconfigurable M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to deliver interactively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for 24/7 obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, magnetic. We realize that if you strategize perfectly then you may also maximize magnetically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "global" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be next-generation? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The clicks-and-mortar TQC factor is virtual. Without experiences, you will lack infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to unleash perfectly leads to the power to disintermediate compellingly. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? With one click? Think distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PNG. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "leading-edge value-added project management" really mean? We will productize the term "proactive". We frequently target viral data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think mega-killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most extensible web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without accounting, you will lack media sourcing. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the abstraction of dynamic initiatives. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? Think micro-next-generation. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. The power to extend transparently leads to the ability to revolutionize magnetically. Think customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to incentivize. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? The C2C factor is cross-media, C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to enhance. We realize that it is better to brand virally than to aggregate globally. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of metrics. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable innovative, real-world implementation and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think social-network-based. Think magnetic, seamless, granular, virally-distributed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? It may seem alarming, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class TQC and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly engineer C2B2B eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Without extensible mega-60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed CAD reports, you will lack schemas. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance but our ability to empower.