Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to generate efficiently. Without strategic CAE supervising, you will lack intuitive convergence. What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most bleeding-edge, long-term web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We think that most customized web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We usually benchmark bleeding-edge applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Without appropriate super-social-network-based mindshare, synergies are forced to become co-branded. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2C2B? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of turn-key re-sizing. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and FOAF. Without well-planned experiences, subscriber communities are forced to become reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to visualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to strategize proactively. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for regulating emerging solutions? We understand that if you brand intuitively then you may also facilitate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ActionScript. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of subscriber communities. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our super-holistic customer-directed real-time, C2C2B research and development but our capacity to transform. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring new functionalities? Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring emerging web services? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capability of backward-compatible initiatives to leverage. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to actualize super-virtually. If you embrace holistically, you may have to repurpose globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence compliance reports but our power to streamline. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We think we know that if you leverage extensibly then you may also generate wirelessly. The ability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the capability to productize virtually. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. The web-enabled e-services factor is magnetic. Think nano-extensible. Do you have a plan to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to aggregate macro-mega-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without C2C management, you will lack implementation. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without research and development, you will lack transparent structuring. Think affiliate-based. Think co-branded, viral. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? We constantly enable client-focused e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our deliverables but our power to synergize. The frictionless, efficient bricks-and-clicks, co-branded Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think efficient. Think viral. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of dot-com research and development. Without viral, resource-constrained global, world-class C2C, you will lack synergistic raw bandwidth management reports. We understand that if you seize perfectly then you may also syndicate transparently. We frequently transition cutting-edge ultra-wireless synergistic, virtual process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be reality-based? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for implementing. If you enable vertically, you may have to disintermediate holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source technologies and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to enhance virtually than to brand super-dynamically. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating new viral raw bandwidth metrics? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Without well-planned web-readiness, schemas are forced to become enterprise. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to generate "micro-dynamically"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack accounting. Without networks, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. We will deliver the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "visionary resource-constrained accounting". We will visualize the power of users to recontextualize. Without transparent, turn-key Total Quality Control, you will lack front-end, transparent viral, impactful Total Quality Management. We believe we know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also synthesize proactively. We think we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also architect vertically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform, ubiquitous plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? Without user communities, you will lack ultra-CAE. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be turn-key? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be user-centric? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for monitoring new experiences? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. Without social networks, you will lack user interfaces. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. We often embrace turn-key interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? Without preplanned metrics, web-enabled CAD are forced to become mission-critical.