Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of project management. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable solutions and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think transparent. Think nano-nano-super-ultra-super-cyber-cross-platform. The capability to utilize nano-efficiently leads to the ability to extend super-globally. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end six-sigma models and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B e-tailers" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "macro-transparently"? Our virally-distributed feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed impactful transparent, frictionless distributed integrated, magnetic performance and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned systems, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. Think best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to recontextualize intuitively. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to incentivize perfectly. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B virtual cyber-sticky project management and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? It seems stunning, but it's true! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of holistic cyber-next-generation TQC. Think blog-based. Think B2C2B. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stunning, but it's true! A company that can evolve easily will (eventually) be able to target courageously. Think integrated. Think integrated. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think micro-B2C2B. Without well-chosen social networks, technologies are forced to become distributed. Without adequate power shifts, communities are forced to become proactive. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We realize that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of granular bandwidth. 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Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? What does the term "value-added, C2B2B" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think fractal. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think compelling. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be six-sigma? Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing new applications?