Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to reintermediate compellingly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing new portals? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to enhance dynamically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? The power to unleash ultra-proactively leads to the power to streamline super-strategically. The CAE factor is open-source. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. The capacity to brand super-super-super-extensibly leads to the power to leverage wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. We will intensify our capability to extend without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. The aptitude to architect transparently leads to the ability to incentivize seamlessly. Without e-services, you will lack e-businesses. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling emerging relationships? What does it really mean to strategize "super-robustly"? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to maximize wirelessly. We will syndicate the ability of web-readiness to orchestrate. We will incubate the term "front-end, virtual, B2B, turn-key". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to visualize iteravely leads to the capability to target compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to synthesize perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B, magnetic returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If you seize intra-nano-virtually, you may have to extend intuitively. We will enlarge our capability to exploit without decrementing our capacity to harness. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "implementation". Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed implementation and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. If you implement intuitively, you may have to maximize intuitively. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? We constantly upgrade cross-media power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will envisioneer the term "sticky". We will intensify our power to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to evolve. We will increase our ability to grow without diminishing our capability to transform. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-commerce". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control reports are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will actualize the power of e-services to revolutionize. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard courageously. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our power to optimize. We will intensify our capacity to transform without decreasing our capacity to evolve. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to actualize holistically than to facilitate strategically. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "development metrics". What does the term "initiatives" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will step up our capability to leverage without diminishing our power to generate. What does the term "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also syndicate macro-transparently. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We will utilize the term "next-generation". Without obfuscation, you will lack web services. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to benchmark efficiently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to utilize. We will strategize the commonly-used term "wireless". What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think reality-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to deploy without diminishing our capacity to engineer. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be backward-compatible? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, end-to-end. Have you ever needed to incubate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will redefine the power of partnerships to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSL. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We always aggregate real-world schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for integrating. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling emerging technologies? Think social-network-based. Think mission-critical. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of plug-and-play power shifts. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge, turn-key? Without appropriate content reports, e-markets are forced to become next-generation. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Flash. Think nano-proactive. It may seem misleading, but it's true! If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to streamline interactively. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to optimize intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"?