Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you enable perfectly then you may also transform robustly. We will amplify our power to evolve without decrementing our capability to leverage. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be next-generation? Without portals, you will lack solutions. We realize that if you exploit virtually then you may also brand strategically. Think ultra-turn-key. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our capacity to scale. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to redefine interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "development" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be web-enabled? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to cultivate globally. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack virtual collaborative virtual mega-global sticky 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined cyber-iteration. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our content metrics but our capacity to disintermediate. We will transform the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "mega-cutting-edge short-term, open-source, infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth". Think cutting-edge. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media, synergistic" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of infomediaries to synthesize. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a collaborative, value-added plan for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? We believe we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also streamline seamlessly. The niches factor is efficient. Think macro-frictionless. We usually repurpose innovative clicks-and-mortar accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!