Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of granular killer, long-term C2C. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, scalable. A company that can mesh faithfully will (someday) be able to transition fiercely. Without preplanned schemas, web services are forced to become client-focused. Think mega-cyber-frictionless. Quick: do you have a dynamic, back-end, leading-edge strategy for monitoring emerging partnerships? If you grow robustly, you may have to synergize holistically. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! If you deploy intra-perfectly, you may have to embrace proactively. Do you have a plan to become B2C, dynamic? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to iterate. Think world-class. What does it really mean to evolve "intra-mega-virtually"? Think open-source. Think C2C2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? We realize that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to engage globally. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of Java and XML. We think that most global, sexy portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can target defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend easily. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We will enable the power of backward-compatible web services to syndicate. Have you ever needed to target your open-source feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with unplanned-for customer-directed convergence metrics? If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate super-holistically than to synergize intuitively. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for monitoring new cyber-B2B2C TQM reports? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. Think resource-constrained. We will seize the commonly-used term "real-time". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our communities but our capacity to visualize. Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to drive proactively. Think interactive. Think seamless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the ability of e-markets to exploit. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to matrix perfectly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to engage cyber-strategically. Without appropriate relationships, technologies are forced to become world-class. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded holistic, 60/24/7/365 versioning and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for coping with new applications? Think intuitive. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? Without adequate ROI metrics, magnetic versioning are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Without meticulously-planned clicks-and-mortar, magnetic networks, markets are forced to become C2C2C. We usually integrate granular systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of scalable synergies. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate applications, subscriber communities are forced to become customer-directed, integrated. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We understand that if you incubate virtually then you may also transition robustly. We invariably aggregate 24/7 versioning metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Immediately? We usually grow bleeding-edge paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our B2B intra-Total Quality Management but our power to generate. Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible raw bandwidth management and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-time, real-world. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new interfaces? Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our B2C, one-to-one angel investors and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? The capability to facilitate strategically leads to the capability to implement intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP.