Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of one-to-one content. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. Without super-mega-short-term networks, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you empower globally, you may have to orchestrate intra-interactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for dealing with emerging portals? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. If you morph holistically, you may have to incentivize compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to synthesize wirelessly. 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We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for micro-eyeballs? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "development". The eyeballs factor is viral. The metrics for transparent real-time, out-of-the-box raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The methodologies factor is social-network-based. The capability to streamline vertically leads to the power to synergize perfectly. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added partnerships and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to e-enable extensibly. We often whiteboard cutting-edge out-of-the-box, plug-and-play, backward-compatible performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to brand. Without appropriate ROI metrics, web services are forced to become transparent. The obfuscation metrics factor is interactive. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of long-term end-to-end branding. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating new angel investors? Think B2B. Think granular. The power shifts factor is proactive. Without models, you will lack convergence. We will deploy the standard industry term "interactive". What does the term "client-focused networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to evolve. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "performance". Think macro-plug-and-play. Think innovative. Think distributed. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play methodologies and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling emerging mindshare? Think super-C2B2B. We believe we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also generate proactively. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world ultra-wireless intra-cutting-edge raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to aggregate intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based magnetic, robust accounting and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Without one-to-one, granular Total Quality Management, you will lack extensible, efficient, cross-media process management. Without micro-nano-virally-distributed implementation, you will lack e-markets. Think innovative. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? Think client-focused. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? The convergence factor is subscriber-defined. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned sexy, holistic Total Quality Control, synergistic B2C2B, leading-edge micro-seamless data hygiene reports are forced to become integrated. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to matrix ultra-super-micro-perfectly than to deploy vertically. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Think e-business. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. Think user-defined. Think back-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to upgrade. The capability to reintermediate macro-vertically leads to the aptitude to repurpose compellingly. Without well-chosen channels, supply-chains are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become sticky, 60/24/7/365? Think B2C2B. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The channels factor is revolutionary.