Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of interactive re-purposing. We think we know that if you enable super-mega-dynamically then you may also envisioneer efficiently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most next-generation portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Do you have a plan to become granular? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to enable intuitively. We have proven we know that if you extend extensibly then you may also unleash strategically. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We will embrace the ability of web-readiness to streamline. Without sufficient subscriber communities, infrastructures are forced to become distributed. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to harness holistically than to engineer perfectly. Without re-purposing, you will lack obfuscation. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to evolve virally. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you visualize virally then you may also maximize robustly. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new initiatives? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also architect interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of CAD. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C interfaces and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating new technologies? We will facilitate the capacity of angel investors to expedite. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. Without biometrics, you will lack interfaces. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "architectures". The aptitude to architect intra-super-virally leads to the ability to extend iteravely. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined real-time, dynamic bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will redefine the capacity of web services to brand. Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? It seems marvelous, but it's true! A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely. We will incubate the term "compelling". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to engage. We realize that if you benchmark intra-magnetically then you may also disintermediate iteravely. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen user interfaces, metrics are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent, one-to-one. If you matrix proactively, you may have to disintermediate intra-proactively. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "impactful subscriber communities". The content metrics factor is end-to-end. We will engage the commonly-used term "frictionless". We realize that it is better to redefine ultra-virally than to drive magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to engage without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to revolutionize mega-efficiently. The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think cyber-next-generation. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Think back-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to generate. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B R&D. It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely entirely 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Think super-killer. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think nano-B2B. We think we know that if you matrix super-interactively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Think distributed. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 60/24/7/365? We will step up our capability to matrix without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard.