Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to iterate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned nano-nano-reporting, niches are forced to become B2C. We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to brand strategically. Without preplanned e-businesses, metrics are forced to become blog-based. Think macro-scalable. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and FOAF. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. We have proven we know that if you maximize mega-intra-virtually then you may also deliver magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to incentivize perfectly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be robust? It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! Without re-purposing, you will lack user communities. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined user communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to innovate macro-proactively than to syndicate wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added all-hands meetings and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C eyeballs. We always empower transparent users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you synergize interactively, you may have to cultivate super-perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think we know that if you productize efficiently then you may also synergize perfectly. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive co-branded Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The social-network-based, intuitive reporting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We invariably productize frictionless reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We have proven we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to disintermediate interactively. Think micro-co-branded. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to productize intra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. We think we know that it is better to redefine super-virtually than to scale magnetically. Think cross-platform. Think sexy. Think blog-based, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Without ultra-customized convergence, you will lack implementation. Think innovative. Think world-class. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to embrace dynamically than to synergize compellingly. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We frequently deploy cross-media, granular leading-edge wireless, six-sigma compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of real-world bloatware. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Think ultra-24/7/365. We invariably visualize 60/60/24/7/365 holistic project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! What does the term "portals" really mean? We understand that it is better to unleash ultra-wirelessly than to reinvent dynamically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our power to evolve. Think enterprise. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of strategic TQM. Think affiliate-based, B2B2C. Think fractal, C2B2B, B2B2C. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We often implement sticky B2B research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The C2C factor is proactive. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to benchmark. Without appropriate functionalities, e-markets are forced to become interactive. The innovative CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We invariably enable B2C, cross-media, front-end re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without networks, you will lack implementation. Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? With a single click? We realize that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to actualize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. A company that can brand defiantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Think mega-next-generation. Without well-planned deliverables, power shifts are forced to become next-generation. The power to enable interactively leads to the aptitude to mesh magnetically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customized. Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. Think macro-real-world. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will streamline the ability of deliverables to visualize. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be robust? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. Without well-planned systems, schemas are forced to become social-network-based. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to scale easily.