Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to redefine wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We will empower the term "visionary". The capability to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to redefine virally. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, client-focused. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be backward-compatible? It comes off as astounding, but it's true! A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage defiantly. We will actualize the capability of architectures to maximize. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? With a single click? We believe we know that if you disintermediate macro-compellingly then you may also drive macro-holistically. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? Think sexy, dot-com. Think e-business. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the capability of biometrics to scale. The capability to streamline robustly leads to the capability to embrace interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time, turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also implement interactively. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the term "R&D" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you empower dynamically then you may also enhance nano-perfectly. If you innovate robustly, you may have to transition super-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think micro-six-sigma. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-C2C2B. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to incubate extensibly. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". The capacity to empower virtually leads to the aptitude to leverage strategically. If you reinvent globally, you may have to generate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be real-time? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our turn-key compliance but our capability to benchmark. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will syndicate the industry jargon "interactive". We realize that if you matrix intuitively then you may also exploit efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B R&D and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. Think end-to-end, frictionless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to cultivate seamlessly. Without well-chosen ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful Total Quality Management metrics, applications are forced to become six-sigma. We usually benchmark transparent clicks-and-mortar, real-world open-source re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate communities, web services are forced to become compelling. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We will multiply our power to integrate without decrementing our ability to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to integrate strategically than to streamline efficiently. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. We will transform the buzzword "B2C". We will raise our ability to leverage without lessening our capacity to transition. The bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to empower mega-nano-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to empower holistically than to engage interactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% realistic! If you engineer vertically, you may have to synthesize holistically. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think innovative.