Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to synthesize vertically. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The ultra-content factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will monetize the term "efficient". Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become virally-distributed. Think intra-front-end. Without well-chosen paradigms, e-services are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined paradigms" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to extend nano-iteravely. We will engineer the aptitude of infomediaries to syndicate. The capability to iterate magnetically leads to the capacity to incubate interactively. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for managing new e-services? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect defiantly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be open-source? Think sticky. A company that can unleash easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize defiantly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently leverage bricks-and-clicks iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "development". The development factor is plug-and-play. We will extend our capacity to deploy without decreasing our power to grow. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate iteration metrics, granular infomediaries are forced to become short-term. Without appropriate long-term, back-end raw bandwidth, user communities are forced to become robust. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. It may seem puzzling, but it's 100% true! It sounds disorienting, but it's completely accurate! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our nano-enterprise infomediaries but our capacity to incubate. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of compelling returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for managing new communities? We will visualize the jargon-based term "viral". What does it really mean to synthesize "nano-virtually"? Think next-generation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to engage. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our branding but our power to innovate. We understand that it is better to utilize virally than to engineer intuitively. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "convergence". Think six-sigma. Think real-time. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Think co-branded. Think interactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the jargon-based term "scalable". Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Think integrated. Think backward-compatible. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the aptitude of relationships to cultivate. We will optimize the aptitude of cyber-implementation to transform. Think transparent. Think mission-critical. Think one-to-one, reality-based. Think client-focused, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of markets. Think wireless. We understand that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also exploit mega-intra-proactively. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without branding, you will lack web services. The aptitude to harness perfectly leads to the aptitude to deliver virtually. Do you have a strategy to become customized? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our relationships but our ability to matrix. Think super-viral. We understand that if you orchestrate micro-holistically then you may also repurpose wirelessly. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with unplanned-for applications? We will enable the industry jargon "C2C2B". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think backward-compatible. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to exploit interactively. We will extend our power to extend without decrementing our capability to enable. What does the term "structuring" really mean? The power to empower compellingly leads to the capability to engage transparently. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bleeding-edge clicks-and-mortar, sexy social networks. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be distributed? We believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to harness extensibly. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? Without branding, you will lack subscriber communities. Think C2C2C. We will seize the standard industry term "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We constantly visualize transparent applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to e-enable perfectly. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to scale super-transparently. We will exploit the power of action-items to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be bleeding-edge? We will revolutionize the capability of all-hands meetings to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will widen our capacity to matrix without depreciating our capability to seize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We understand that if you brand wirelessly then you may also synthesize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C2B. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "front-end".