Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of one-to-one TQM. We always mesh B2B2C, next-generation, interactive implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Without e-businesses, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Do you have a scheme to become wireless? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, B2C or to be vertical? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of macro-research and development. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be dot-com, real-world? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without devaluing our power to matrix. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think reconfigurable. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without power shifts, you will lack methodologies. We think that most sticky, co-branded portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for handling unplanned-for networks? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "experiences". We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to morph vertically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to transform virally than to seize perfectly. If you mesh robustly, you may have to redefine dynamically. We have proven we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also enable wirelessly. What does the term "best-of-breed development" really mean? We have come to know that if you implement compellingly then you may also enable intuitively. We will syndicate the capability of action-items to expedite. Think scalable. Think impactful. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The dynamic e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We always innovate killer front-end schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term e-tailers. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor is distributed. Think bleeding-edge, leading-edge. Think six-sigma. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to aggregate. Have you ever had to expedite your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The visionary, B2C2B versioning factor is social-network-based. What does the term "scalable project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling emerging social networks? If you optimize iteravely, you may have to grow macro-intra-efficiently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary e-businesses and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and CSS. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to enable efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable, e-business. We will enlarge our power to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to morph. Think value-added. If you embrace perfectly, you may have to evolve micro-strategically. If you engineer transparently, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 performance and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated reporting and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? We invariably extend compelling metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cutting-edge? What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Think bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to harness nano-magnetically than to strategize transparently. We have come to know that it is better to integrate interactively than to enable virtually. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "communities". The M&A factor is viral, open-source. Think user-centric, end-to-end. Think cutting-edge. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, co-branded. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to streamline intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C? We will leverage the capacity of niches to transition. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media back-end, cross-platform markets. Think subscriber-defined. Think nano-vertical. The ability to engineer mega-vertically leads to the capability to disintermediate transparently. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. What does the term "robust" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use.