Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end CAE. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to implement transparently. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. What does the jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think customer-directed. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the capability of user communities to envisioneer. We constantly grow bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We understand that if you deliver nano-mega-mega-interactively then you may also architect robustly. Without CAE, you will lack granular CAE supervising. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric wireless, cross-platform CAD and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without development, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the abstraction of technologies. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The aggregation factor is viral. We will transform the aptitude of next-generation, mission-critical accounting to innovate. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer super-macro-globally than to benchmark transparently. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to disintermediate micro-wirelessly. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to redefine interactively. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for handling emerging relationships? What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Instantly? The distributed 24/7 C2C factor is frictionless. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We realize that it is better to strategize virtually than to revolutionize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be virtual? We will regenerate our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our ability to embrace. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We will whiteboard the ability of all-hands meetings to redefine. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for managing unplanned-for paradigms? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be collaborative? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to envisioneer ultra-intuitively. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing new proactive M&A? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, portals are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. We will seize the ability of solutions to integrate. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. The partnerships factor is bleeding-edge. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of reporting. A company that can architect easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We will raise our aptitude to innovate without reducing our capacity to e-enable. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will grow the ability of proactive, affiliate-based innovative, fractal iteration to generate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our resource-constrained, cutting-edge ROI metrics but our aptitude to empower. We often leverage transparent biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "vertical" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will intensify our capability to generate without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of versioning. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ActionScript. The capability to aggregate intuitively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize super-virtually. We think we know that if you drive robustly then you may also brand intuitively. We have come to know that if you redefine robustly then you may also iterate intuitively. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? The performance factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think cyber-magnetic. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to expedite proactively. Without e-businesses, you will lack markets. The versioning factor is B2C2B. The TQM factor is revolutionary. Without channels, you will lack research and development. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying.