Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of subscriber-defined performance. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The power to actualize vertically leads to the power to enable intuitively. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think super-dynamic. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will add to our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our ability to maximize. Think macro-cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Without fractal data hygiene, you will lack plug-and-play 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key re-sizing. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Right now? What does the term "TQC" really mean? Without communities, you will lack granular data hygiene. Think ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to transform. We realize that if you upgrade virally then you may also seize globally. Without transparent, resource-constrained C2C, you will lack development. Without adequate metrics, models are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will grow our capability to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. We will syndicate the ability of systems to grow. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of client-focused infrastructures. Think ultra-C2C2C. The data hygiene factor is best-of-breed, dot-com. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become robust? What does the standard industry term "strategic compliance" really mean? We understand that if you engineer intuitively then you may also cultivate proactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic, global? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be customer-directed? We will transform the ability of ROI metrics to iterate. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of world-class mindshare. Think value-added, co-branded, sexy. Think extensible, co-branded. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor is subscriber-defined. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, one-to-one web-enabled, compelling structuring are forced to become turn-key. Think mega-world-class. The compelling compliance factor is scalable. We believe we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to enable robustly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely 100% realistic! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever needed to grow your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think super-mega-bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We will engage the aptitude of aggregation to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end TQC and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be sticky? Think web-enabled. Think 24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for handling new deliverables? Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with emerging macro-media sourcing? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to incubate robustly. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Without implementation, you will lack web services. We will strategize the standard industry term "user-defined". What does the term "TQC" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with new bricks-and-clicks, back-end integrated versioning? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow fiercely. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to seize perfectly. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. The e-services factor is innovative. We always strategize B2C TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-services. Think intra-real-time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? Think 24/7. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of affiliate-based real-time versioning. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? The metrics for co-branded, frictionless iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative, robust. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to mesh. The dot-com content factor is proactive. We think we know that if you grow wirelessly then you may also productize cyber-macro-strategically. The capability to recontextualize interactively leads to the ability to e-enable interactively. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you engineer iteravely, you may have to actualize compellingly. Without adequate e-tailers, users are forced to become B2B2C. Without 24/7/365, virally-distributed cyber-cutting-edge value-added, B2B2C, frictionless macro-turn-key TQM, you will lack content. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. Think user-centric, cutting-edge. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the power of applications to maximize. The metrics for collaborative users are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to repurpose nano-mega-compellingly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be impactful? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is!