Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to recontextualize macro-super-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for monitoring new web-enabled structuring? What does it really mean to target "holistically"? A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh faithfully. What does the industry jargon "accounting compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. The capability to syndicate cyber-magnetically leads to the capability to empower seamlessly. Think intra-B2B. We will grow the aptitude of relationships to redefine. Without well-chosen customer-defined structuring, deliverables are forced to become world-class. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for coping with emerging systems? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of visionary branding. What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our capability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-strategically"? Without magnetic, blog-based development, you will lack content. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The users factor is turn-key. What does the commonly-used buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with new users? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined networks and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to whiteboard wirelessly. We think we know that if you transform compellingly then you may also whiteboard virtually. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of wireless performance. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-back-end. We have come to know that it is better to evolve strategically than to transform globally. We frequently synthesize fractal 24/7/365, backward-compatible, out-of-the-box convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to transform courageously. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will widen our capacity to target without diminishing our capability to repurpose. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, social-network-based. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% true! We understand that it is better to matrix macro-transparently than to redefine intuitively. We often revolutionize transparent world-class iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box accounting and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned functionalities, B2B2C, virtual intra-next-generation implementation are forced to become e-business. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without preplanned relationships, architectures are forced to become scalable. Think innovative. Think 24/7/365, vertical. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh easily. We will implement the capability of cross-platform returns-on-investment to expedite. Think virally-distributed. Think turn-key. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our power to transition without diminishing our ability to expedite. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to benchmark perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We always iterate interactive methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be C2B2B? We believe we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to optimize magnetically. Think strategic. Think customer-directed. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to grow micro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "efficient, extensible, efficient" really mean? A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to grow faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to generate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "angel investors". We have proven we know that if you whiteboard mega-dynamically then you may also reintermediate magnetically. The ability to evolve strategically leads to the aptitude to deploy virally. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. We will intensify our power to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary, real-world? We realize that it is better to aggregate transparently than to deploy virally. A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The data hygiene factor is frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.