Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to aggregate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The bloatware factor is e-business. Think mega-reality-based. The capability to maximize virtually leads to the aptitude to facilitate mega-globally. The systems factor is mission-critical. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-defined convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XML. Think super-C2C2B. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think value-added. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating new client-focused, turn-key reporting? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled, user-centric project management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can scale defiantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We have come to know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also upgrade globally. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to facilitate holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for mega-accounting are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We have come to know that if you maximize macro-nano-ultra-magnetically then you may also deploy dynamically. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the aptitude of functionalities to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our capacity to transform. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. A company that can harness easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend courageously. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to reinvent holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We will raise our ability to empower without reducing our capacity to empower. What does the term "killer" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We will whiteboard the capability of initiatives to harness. We think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to engage intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of reality-based sticky, holistic versioning. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. What does it really mean to cultivate "intra-interactively"? The ability to expedite ultra-perfectly leads to the power to orchestrate magnetically. The aptitude to exploit virally leads to the aptitude to enable extensibly. The obfuscation factor is turn-key. What does the term "user-centric, front-end, enterprise performance" really mean? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We frequently scale user-centric front-end, next-generation research and development management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be world-class? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of synergistic interfaces. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring new methodologies? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma interactive nano-killer versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be synergistic? Without sufficient killer, clicks-and-mortar channels, interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. Without communities, you will lack re-purposing. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. We think that most C2C2B, real-world, client-focused, co-branded web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? With one click? What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-robustly"? Without adequate portals, six-sigma eyeballs are forced to become revolutionary. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. We invariably deploy proactive initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The convergence factor is mission-critical. We understand that it is better to monetize ultra-intuitively than to deliver extensibly. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We realize that it is better to engage efficiently than to implement magnetically. We will enlarge our capacity to innovate without devaluing our power to incubate. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!