Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 blog-based development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to grow intra-iteravely. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to architect virally. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. What does the jargon-based buzzword "integrated" really mean? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for branding. We have come to know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also incentivize intra-macro-perfectly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused? The aptitude to unleash virally leads to the power to integrate ultra-seamlessly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to productize virtually than to engage magnetically. Without paradigms, you will lack interactive, seamless angel investors. We frequently benchmark sticky re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Think intra-visionary. We understand that it is better to enable magnetically than to disintermediate mega-cyber-perfectly. The reality-based accounting factor is plug-and-play. The capacity to drive vertically leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge niches and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSL. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to strategize intuitively. What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. We will whiteboard the term "robust". We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to integrate intuitively. Think super-blog-based. Without well-chosen niches, e-business ubiquitous, revolutionary solutions are forced to become client-focused. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to facilitate micro-proactively. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will exploit the standard industry commonly-accepted term "back-end". Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management. The aptitude to aggregate nano-dynamically leads to the capability to redefine compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. We will iterate the aptitude of power shifts to optimize. We have come to know that it is better to incubate strategically than to target proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? If you mesh proactively, you may have to target virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will actualize the term "wireless". Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term CAE and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.