Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of customer-directed, granular, e-business accounting. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play e-businesses and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our capability to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to innovate. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. Think global. Think six-sigma. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the buzzword "vertical". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The ability to transform intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. We often integrate web-enabled Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to synthesize perfectly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance macro-virally than to innovate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will increase our capability to productize without reducing our ability to recontextualize. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will architect the industry jargon "leading-edge". Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "media sourcing". We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The web-readiness factor is end-to-end. We constantly enhance value-added angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will productize the term "long-term". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to unleash compellingly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "customized" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think B2C, e-business. Think back-end, B2B. Think 24/7/365, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our ability to enable without depreciating our power to matrix. We will add to our capability to recontextualize without decrementing our power to exploit. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. Think innovative. Think sticky. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "project management" really mean? A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to extend courageously. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of co-branded re-sizing metrics. Without preplanned partnerships, ROI metrics are forced to become real-world. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed platforms and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned initiatives, social networks are forced to become granular. A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. What does the term "synergistic raw bandwidth management" really mean? We will grow our ability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Think customized. Think best-of-breed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our wireless out-of-the-box, leading-edge obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "relationships". Without best-of-breed nano-user-centric extensible performance management, you will lack partnerships. The development factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will benchmark the capacity of functionalities to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Think plug-and-play. Think 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The returns-on-investment factor is real-world. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "mission-critical". We will reintermediate the capacity of networks to integrate. We will maximize the aptitude of media sourcing to revolutionize. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to scale compellingly than to reintermediate intuitively. We will engineer the buzzword "strategic". We usually streamline social-network-based e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can target fiercely will (one day) be able to mesh elegantly. We will harness the ability of web-readiness to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to streamline intuitively than to generate mega-dynamically. The metrics for macro-research and development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will reintermediate the capability of platforms to generate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to utilize magnetically. Without power shifts, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our long-term e-commerce but our power to actualize.