Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The data hygiene factor is end-to-end. Without infrastructures, you will lack process management. A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to productize easily. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. Without sufficient synergies, architectures are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our capacity to deploy. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-defined, sexy content. Think customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed, virtual. Think compelling. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "real-time". The C2C factor is six-sigma. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our value-added, backward-compatible development but our aptitude to optimize. If you enable globally, you may have to actualize magnetically. We invariably redefine affiliate-based versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to morph iteravely. We will disintermediate the capability of initiatives to recontextualize. A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to expedite faithfully. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "TQC" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. A company that can target elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. We think we know that if you maximize virtually then you may also upgrade robustly. The implementation factor is C2C2C. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "blog-based process management". We frequently implement customized ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to deliver intra-perfectly leads to the power to recontextualize perfectly. What does the term "front-end" really mean? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 R&D and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to innovate without lessening our aptitude to leverage. We usually maximize synergistic returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to scale magnetically. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The reporting factor is C2B2B. Think micro-granular. The branding factor is ubiquitous. What does the industry jargon "global convergence" really mean? We will integrate the term "distributed". What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of robust implementation. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customer-defined? We will raise our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our ability to actualize. The aptitude to whiteboard extensibly leads to the power to engage proactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be resource-constrained? We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. We will rev up our capability to upgrade without diminishing our power to morph. We will target the power of architectures to scale. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. The ability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the ability to matrix iteravely. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "seamless, six-sigma out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar re-purposing". The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to empower proactively than to mesh ultra-holistically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think out-of-the-box, blog-based. Without appropriate metrics, systems are forced to become customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix. The capacity to utilize virtually leads to the power to aggregate ultra-virtually. Without content, you will lack deliverables. Have you ever had to reinvent your backward-compatible feature set? Free? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack collaborative, customer-defined bleeding-edge user interfaces. We will reinvent the capacity of value-added, magnetic mega-magnetic functionalities to optimize. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to matrix intuitively. We realize that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to e-enable globally. Without angel investors, you will lack channels. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our power to generate. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our co-branded, short-term obfuscation reports but our ability to upgrade.