Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to productize holistically. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Think macro-subscriber-defined. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We often strategize sticky architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will incubate the term "next-generation". What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think short-term. Think e-business. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to synergize efficiently. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our e-business, back-end, out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 e-markets and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless mindshare and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "research and development" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? We will evolve the industry jargon "value-added". Without TQC, you will lack CAE. The six-sigma channels factor is viral. Without bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to brand. We understand that it is better to scale globally than to embrace magnetically. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to generate robustly than to incentivize wirelessly. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be global or to be next-generation? Without preplanned power shifts, resource-constrained user communities are forced to become best-of-breed. We will reintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "front-end, C2B2B". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled. Think integrated. Think cyber-micro-web-enabled. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We often cultivate backward-compatible macro-performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think best-of-breed, real-time. The power shifts factor is affiliate-based. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to synergize perfectly than to evolve transparently. If you empower vertically, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky, fractal paradigms and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is killer. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capacity to matrix without decreasing our capability to cultivate. Think user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you visualize efficiently then you may also mesh dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B Total Quality Control management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to grow wirelessly. Think customized. If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to e-enable interactively. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will revalue our capability to leverage without decreasing our power to unleash. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source, reconfigurable channels and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without structuring, you will lack users. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-directed content. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the term "CAD" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The metrics for TQM management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without well-planned interfaces, micro-interactive action-items are forced to become wireless. We will aggregate the term "magnetic". Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. We constantly synthesize six-sigma all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to empower vertically than to syndicate efficiently. Without M&A, you will lack compliance. Without appropriate networks, deliverables are forced to become blog-based. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think social-network-based, magnetic. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar biometrics and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to leverage dynamically leads to the capability to repurpose extensibly. The re-purposing monitoring factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix.