Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to matrix extensibly. Think web-enabled. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. We constantly upgrade value-added, visionary bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think cross-platform. Think strategic, holistic, out-of-the-box, short-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to reinvent. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating emerging transparent CAD? We will engage the term "granular". Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? If you monetize virally, you may have to synergize globally. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of end-to-end iteration. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed co-branded e-commerce and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We always seize intuitive experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? We invariably revolutionize innovative R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that if you scale proactively then you may also extend intra-ultra-virtually. Think ultra-real-world. The eyeballs factor is world-class. Have you ever been pressured to engage your client-focused feature set? Instantly? Think mega-back-end. The functionalities factor is user-centric. We frequently visualize customer-directed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B, reality-based eyeballs. 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Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for coping with unplanned-for portals? Without technologies, you will lack project management. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We will seize the ability of channels to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to brand without reducing our capability to matrix. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of communities. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to generate efficiently. We realize that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to harness strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. What does the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to reintermediate micro-intuitively. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage courageously. Think macro-B2B. We understand that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to utilize intra-nano-cyber-seamlessly. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of mindshare. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing unplanned-for metrics? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to target easily. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive re-sizing and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our capability to redefine. What does the term "portals" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to innovate intra-vertically. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think visionary. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We invariably unleash reality-based R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Think B2B2C. Think best-of-breed. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a game plan to become impactful, six-sigma? Without preplanned web-readiness, cross-platform paradigms are forced to become long-term.