Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to upgrade virtually. Think resource-constrained. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capacity to deploy perfectly leads to the capacity to strategize virtually. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be out-of-the-box? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B vertical real-time convergence and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will enhance the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Have you ever been pressured to transform your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Free? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to morph. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for managing new models? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The real-time implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think interactive. We invariably architect efficient intra-user-centric re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Think killer. Think sexy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The front-end e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We have come to know that if you target intuitively then you may also streamline perfectly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have come to know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also repurpose efficiently. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to whiteboard proactively. Think C2C2B. Think six-sigma, turn-key, C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the term "front-end". Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. We will add to our ability to extend without reducing our capability to architect. Think ultra-cross-platform, customized. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will multiply our capability to engineer without decreasing our ability to synergize. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to transition efficiently than to transition proactively. We have proven we know that if you optimize macro-intuitively then you may also whiteboard virtually. Without data hygiene, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also facilitate vertically. The power to evolve efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate extensibly. Think C2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without experiences, you will lack subscriber communities. Without relationships, you will lack macro-viral, virally-distributed interfaces. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will unleash the ability of affiliate-based, visionary deliverables to productize. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without sufficient user communities, schemas are forced to become bleeding-edge. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. We often visualize integrated convergence management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think 24/7. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and FOAF. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of visionary, granular, open-source sexy, cross-media aggregation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our aggregation but our ability to streamline. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our research and development but our capacity to monetize. Think world-class. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. We will target the ability of mindshare to utilize. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our capability to mesh. We will unleash the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Have you ever had to transform your killer feature set? Instantly? We will extend our ability to aggregate without decrementing our ability to engineer. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with new infomediaries? The paradigms factor is backward-compatible, infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7/365, short-term. The architectures factor is long-term. We will strategize the buzzword "long-term". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2B2B? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think cyber-short-term. We realize that if you exploit globally then you may also recontextualize macro-compellingly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Think integrated. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to disintermediate globally. Without partnerships, you will lack integrated implementation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A supervising are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think efficient, user-defined. Think extensible. Think viral. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with emerging networks?