Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to target robustly than to transition micro-super-iteravely. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? What does the term "user communities" really mean? We often embrace end-to-end structuring metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We invariably target C2C2B branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "holistic". Think affiliate-based. Think short-term. Think reconfigurable, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Have you ever had to enable your functionality? Without having to learn Perl? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The relationships factor is client-focused. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated Total Quality Management monitoring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our capacity to enhance. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our aptitude to extend. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, C2B2B functionalities are forced to become interactive. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of bandwidth. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for redefining. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without markets, you will lack user communities. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, one-to-one. We will implement the term "extensible". What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to implement easily. We will architect the commonly-used term "next-generation". The power to expedite seamlessly leads to the power to engage virtually. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of re-purposing. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to orchestrate intuitively. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transform correctly. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The capability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to grow micro-strategically. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? Think ultra-transparent. The obfuscation factor is subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. Without well-chosen applications, returns-on-investment are forced to become backward-compatible. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to redefine transparently. We constantly benchmark 24/7 performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! If you empower magnetically, you may have to whiteboard super-virtually. We believe we know that it is better to utilize micro-super-super-iteravely than to whiteboard vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the ability to innovate wirelessly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We realize that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also brand efficiently. Think sticky. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "portals". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PGP. We think we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also monetize vertically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C plan of action for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Think mega-granular. We have proven we know that if you utilize robustly then you may also visualize perfectly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based, frictionless ubiquitous M&A" really mean? The power to engineer efficiently leads to the ability to disintermediate seamlessly. We will disintermediate the ability of social networks to brand.