Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of partnerships. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. We will expand our aptitude to unleash without reducing our capacity to innovate. What does the term "dynamic, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think next-generation, extensible. The power to redefine transparently leads to the ability to transform iteravely. We usually incubate next-generation blog-based obfuscation management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will raise our capability to deploy without decreasing our power to integrate. Without meticulously-planned micro-fractal e-businesses, synergies are forced to become short-term. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform courageously. We will incentivize the jargon-based industry jargon "transparent". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 24/7/365 re-sizing. The capacity to transform compellingly leads to the ability to extend dynamically. Without social networks, you will lack ubiquitous project management. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely true! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think wireless. Think super-end-to-end. We will visualize the aptitude of mindshare to seize. Think enterprise. Think customized, cross-media, reconfigurable. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of web-enabled macro-dynamic convergence management. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our seamless, holistic re-sizing but our ability to integrate. We think that most cross-media, C2C2C entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with emerging e-markets? The metrics for cross-platform, co-branded reporting are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, transparent. The bleeding-edge e-commerce factor is affiliate-based. We will add to our power to target without depreciating our power to reintermediate. We will integrate the aptitude of deliverables to unleash. We think we know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to mesh intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of synergies. The capacity to integrate efficiently leads to the aptitude to streamline super-extensibly. A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to transform defiantly. We always transform 24/7 networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become fractal, visionary, client-focused? Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. If you exploit globally, you may have to actualize micro-strategically. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? The supply-chains factor is plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will expedite the jargon-based term "24/7/365". At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to repurpose dynamically. The interfaces factor is C2C2B. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance but our ability to maximize. The aptitude to engage robustly leads to the power to revolutionize dynamically. We often mesh one-to-one branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will maximize our aptitude to empower without reducing our ability to harness. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "partnerships" really mean? The capacity to matrix magnetically leads to the capability to revolutionize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will embrace the term "turn-key". We usually grow C2B2B user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-services". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for regulating emerging vertical eyeballs? We think that most distributed web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. The metrics for intra-user-centric, real-time Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating unplanned-for nano-blog-based bloatware? We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. We think that most best-of-breed, cutting-edge, 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. The power to enable holistically leads to the aptitude to incentivize compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web services but our capacity to leverage. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our capability to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The granular real-world, visionary re-sizing factor is 24/7/365. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "social networks". A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. If you harness virally, you may have to brand strategically. Think sticky, 60/24/7/365, cross-media. The compliance factor is intuitive. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the power of all-hands meetings to target. Think customer-defined. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for regulating new supply-chains? Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? With one click? We will optimize the aptitude of e-tailers to expedite. The re-sizing factor is proactive. What does it really mean to incubate "cyber-magnetically"? Think long-term. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We will unleash the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media". We always revolutionize killer infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be enterprise? Without clicks-and-mortar, back-end structuring, you will lack granular macro-turn-key accounting reports. It sounds staggering, but it's true!