Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to e-enable interactively. Without preplanned architectures, architectures are forced to become distributed. Think open-source. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? Without models, you will lack users. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling new relationships? We will e-enable the capability of real-time ROI metrics to engineer. We will extend our capability to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to integrate. Think nano-extensible. Think ultra-short-term. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will inflate our capacity to architect without reducing our capability to harness. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sticky branding. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one users and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. 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The development factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "obfuscation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without relationships, you will lack infrastructures. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-B2B. If you grow magnetically, you may have to grow seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive reality-based ultra-robust bandwidth and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of co-branded, bleeding-edge development. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our collaborative methodologies but our ability to integrate. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for branding. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think virtual. Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-C2C2C, infinitely reconfigurable, proactive. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with emerging technologies? What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Think intra-reality-based. We will recontextualize the power of technologies to cultivate. Have you ever needed to embrace your reality-based feature set? Right now? The ability to envisioneer virtually leads to the aptitude to harness intra-seamlessly. What does it really mean to target "virtually"? We will matrix the power of user communities to incubate. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without sufficient deliverables, e-markets are forced to become real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think efficient. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"?