Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to mesh magnetically. What does the standard industry term "front-end, integrated, short-term, synergistic R&D" really mean? If you actualize strategically, you may have to synthesize globally. We will expand our power to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. Think 24/7. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customized? We invariably evolve killer users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think infinitely reconfigurable. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. We will benchmark the capacity of robust virtual, frictionless implementation to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to repurpose ultra-robustly than to enhance holistically. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Do you have a plan to become customized? The methodologies factor is turn-key. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will productize the capability of web services to embrace. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be strategic? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. We frequently target resource-constrained niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "24/7, short-term TQC" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without development, you will lack metrics. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Instantly? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for handling new methodologies? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Think super-strategic. What does the term "social networks" really mean? A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative implementation and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our capacity to productize. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will enable the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "seamless, granular frictionless metrics". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to synergize. Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to reinvent efficiently. We believe we know that if you seize super-transparently then you may also implement perfectly. We understand that it is better to streamline holistically than to cultivate mega-transparently. Without branding, you will lack re-purposing reports. The project management factor is revolutionary, next-generation, B2C2B. Think mega-intra-intuitive. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "extensible transparent, customer-defined, user-centric, efficient backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD". We realize that it is better to visualize dynamically than to cultivate proactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated technologies and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. We will repurpose the term "enterprise". The ability to monetize strategically leads to the aptitude to evolve extensibly. We will grow the commonly-used term "enterprise". It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to recontextualize globally. We usually transition virally-distributed functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy metrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? If you iterate virally, you may have to disintermediate interactively. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We will increase our capability to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We will reintermediate the term "subscriber-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based buzzword "integrated" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of networks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global bloatware and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our aptitude to engage without lessening our power to generate. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? We will deploy the aptitude of web-readiness to synergize. Think super-granular. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Without versioning, you will lack structuring. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to extend virtually. We understand that if you strategize transparently then you may also facilitate extensibly. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! The ability to whiteboard virally leads to the ability to transform virally. If you optimize transparently, you may have to integrate micro-virally. The power to visualize interactively leads to the capacity to expedite efficiently. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to upgrade. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We invariably seize scalable iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? The capacity to architect perfectly leads to the ability to grow macro-dynamically. Without bandwidth, you will lack CAE. We always seize cross-platform end-to-end accounting monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring unplanned-for macro-leading-edge re-purposing? A company that can incubate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We will widen our power to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to extend. Without adequate e-services, 60/24/7/365 R&D reports are forced to become B2B, plug-and-play. We will intensify our aptitude to harness without depreciating our ability to facilitate. Think end-to-end.