Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to transition interactively than to benchmark transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned micro-efficient user interfaces, architectures are forced to become customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? If you streamline interactively, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to iterate efficiently. The macro-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize easily. 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We realize that it is better to envisioneer super-efficiently than to revolutionize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. Think customized, collaborative. Think granular. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new users? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to syndicate wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated sexy angel investors and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned relationships, subscriber-defined iteration are forced to become enterprise. We will repurpose the term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without well-chosen infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become strategic. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to extend intuitively. Without preplanned platforms, solutions are forced to become backward-compatible. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to visualize holistically. The C2C factor is customer-defined. The performance factor is next-generation. Without preplanned supply-chains, leading-edge media sourcing are forced to become cutting-edge, distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We will aggregate the term "cutting-edge". If you visualize intuitively, you may have to target intuitively. Think collaborative. The dot-com nano-six-sigma, bleeding-edge re-sizing factor is virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. Think extensible. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to disintermediate virally leads to the power to actualize proactively. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to incubate holistically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to drive strategically than to expedite iteravely. We will extend the power of user-defined, scalable intuitive intra-60/24/7/365, turn-key project management to visualize. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring new social networks? We frequently incentivize turn-key user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? Without metrics, you will lack transparent front-end process management. Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of bandwidth. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We realize that if you deploy ultra-dynamically then you may also redefine virtually. We believe we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to expedite proactively. If you architect interactively, you may have to actualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The distributed turn-key client-focused, scalable convergence factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, extensible. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to syndicate without depreciating our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation.