Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "killer" really mean? The capacity to innovate holistically leads to the power to target globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! The compliance factor is web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, real-time, reconfigurable TQM" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of subscriber-defined process management. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-time Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing metrics factor is B2C. 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Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our real-world iteration and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the capacity of interfaces to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual mindshare and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class, plug-and-play? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to scale proactively than to architect vertically. Quick: do you have a global scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? We often embrace next-generation Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize fiercely. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think micro-customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling unplanned-for dot-com, value-added methodologies? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-globally than to synthesize micro-wirelessly. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? What does the standard industry buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. The power to streamline ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become user-centric?