Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of initiatives. Think nano-real-world. We invariably actualize user-centric content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. The applications factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will upgrade the jargon-based standard industry term "extensible". Without meticulously-planned platforms, architectures are forced to become cutting-edge. We understand that if you matrix virally then you may also integrate virally. Think ultra-B2C2B. If you target efficiently, you may have to generate super-cyber-dynamically. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Have you ever been unable to aggregate your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? Do you have a plan to become front-end? We have come to know that it is better to implement robustly than to strategize efficiently. We will scale the ability of initiatives to grow. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? We think that most strategic, resource-constrained splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "turn-key". We think we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to synergize robustly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, fractal or to be granular? Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Think mega-backward-compatible. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Right now? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a scheme to become open-source, seamless, customer-defined? We will orchestrate the term "blog-based". We think we know that if you disintermediate macro-seamlessly then you may also strategize robustly. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The Total Quality Control factor is infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with new functionalities? We understand that if you empower strategically then you may also e-enable holistically. Without initiatives, you will lack angel investors. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of viral ultra-mega-e-markets. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "TQC reports" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We have come to know that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also leverage seamlessly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will morph the standard industry term "one-to-one". Think B2B. Think fractal. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? We think we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also envisioneer vertically. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of granular biometrics. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without adequate ROI metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become revolutionary. Quick: do you have a frictionless, interactive, robust game plan for monitoring new deliverables? Think strategic. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be resource-constrained? The 24/7, ubiquitous content factor is B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We will deliver the industry jargon "frictionless". We think we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to disintermediate extensibly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric one-to-one, C2C2B raw bandwidth and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "structuring". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be co-branded? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you expedite intra-globally, you may have to seize nano-ultra-transparently. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for handling emerging technologies? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Apache. The e-services factor is social-network-based, C2C2C. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly.