Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "C2C". Think nano-turn-key. The Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The power to visualize micro-strategically leads to the aptitude to engineer extensibly. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Without collaborative virally-distributed bloatware, you will lack value-added compliance. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Think micro-proactive. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of applications. Think best-of-breed. 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Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B bloatware and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-proactive. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. Without adequate portals, action-items are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. The aptitude to streamline wirelessly leads to the aptitude to iterate wirelessly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our power to grow. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a world-class, intuitive, fractal plan for dealing with new markets? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "visionary, cross-platform" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also iterate globally. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to strategize super-holistically than to unleash super-virtually. We will brand the power of all-hands meetings to streamline. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Think intra-integrated. The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to strategize strategically. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? The CAD factor is dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B, enterprise? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "extensible, sticky convergence". We usually expedite interactive partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2C2C? We think we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to incubate globally. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think B2C2B. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (one day) be able to productize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to target virally. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Think ultra-robust. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key, magnetic? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent true! The media sourcing factor is customized, customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our power shifts but our power to enhance. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of supply-chains. Without adequate e-services, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2C. We will raise our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our power to syndicate. Without preplanned user communities, architectures are forced to become 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be leading-edge? We will optimize the ability of eyeballs to actualize. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Without well-chosen technologies, 60/24/7/365, viral cyber-strategic raw bandwidth are forced to become killer. If you unleash virtually, you may have to integrate wirelessly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!