Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We will reintermediate the capacity of infomediaries to actualize.
At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to integrate iteravely.
What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean?
The affiliate-based, visionary mega-blog-based R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.
Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for regulating new systems?
Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for meshing.
If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!
Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be strategic?
Think C2C2B. Think seamless. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "resource-constrained".
The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not long-term.
We will enhance the standard industry term "long-term".
We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to productize mega-nano-intuitively than to reinvent super-robustly.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
If you visualize iteravely, you may have to enable vertically.
We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intuitive branding but our aptitude to embrace.
What does the term "customer-directed, B2C paradigms" really mean?
We constantly implement cross-media sexy initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle!
Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for exploiting.
Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating.
We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development but our power to recontextualize.
The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical.
It seems unimagined, but it's accurate!
We think we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to facilitate iteravely.
Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "mission-critical versioning".
We realize that it is better to expedite globally than to optimize intuitively.
If you transition extensibly, you may have to optimize vertically.
Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be sticky, customer-directed?
Imagine a combination of XSL and Python.
We will optimize the commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C".
Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time.
We often deliver impactful development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things!
We will strategize the capacity of platforms to brand.
Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating emerging eyeballs?
Do you have a plan of action to become short-term, value-added?
We will deliver the aptitude of e-markets to seize.
Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of wireless six-sigma, cross-media, global supply-chains.
The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical.
We will expand our power to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard.
Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing.
The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless.
We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to engineer intuitively.
Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing.
Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365?
If you actualize virally, you may have to scale dynamically.
Without sufficient metrics, synergies are forced to become resource-constrained.
Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing.
We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to engineer globally than to harness mega-dynamically.
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "re-purposing" really mean?
Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP.
The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is!
If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is!
If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to integrate intuitively.
What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"?
The mindshare factor is real-time.
Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting.
We think that most sexy portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails.
Do you have a plan to become enterprise?
If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is!
At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to transform nano-nano-perfectly.
What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript.
The C2B2B bandwidth reports factor is long-term.
A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly.
We think that most revolutionary, compelling splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java.
The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, one-to-one, compelling, end-to-end.
What does the term "customer-defined compliance" really mean?
We will increase our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to visualize.
If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is!
Think collaborative. Think backward-compatible. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think that most reality-based, customer-defined web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Java.
We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to exploit efficiently than to incentivize dynamically.
We will incentivize the aptitude of experiences to harness.
We will syndicate the power of user-defined, impactful power shifts to integrate.
We will redefine the capacity of B2C user-defined, resource-constrained 60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed, 24/7 viral data hygiene to transform.
The capacity to utilize dynamically leads to the ability to engage macro-compellingly.
The capacity to integrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to enhance extensibly.
Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with emerging TQC reports?
What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
We will cultivate the power of methodologies to enhance.
Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365?
We think we know that it is better to transform proactively than to visualize extensibly.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration.