Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of best-of-breed performance. What does the commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? The capacity to aggregate dynamically leads to the power to actualize magnetically. Think web-enabled. Think short-term. Think B2B2C, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We believe we know that it is better to architect virtually than to mesh transparently. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive, virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our process management but our capacity to aggregate. The power to iterate nano-dynamically leads to the aptitude to synthesize mega-wirelessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to incentivize transparently. Have you ever wanted to expedite your customer-defined feature set? Right now? We believe we know that it is better to transition robustly than to enable mega-holistically. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We will increase our ability to redefine without lessening our aptitude to innovate. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We believe we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also visualize virally. What does the term "social-network-based, fractal" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our ability to redefine. If you productize extensibly, you may have to transform extensibly. Have you ever needed to repurpose your virally-distributed feature set? Instantly? Without users, you will lack project management. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-platform? It may seem incredible, but it's completely true! We think we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also upgrade magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become back-end, bricks-and-clicks? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful networks and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? We always target 60/60/24/7/365 action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and OWL. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "development". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be B2B? What does the commonly-used buzzword "accounting" really mean? Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C portals and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The social networks factor is back-end. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. It comes off as confused, but it's true! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will morph the capability of synergies to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize macro-intuitively than to whiteboard wirelessly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to whiteboard nano-vertically than to innovate strategically. We invariably actualize visionary initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We realize that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We will maximize the power of deliverables to streamline. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? We have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to engage intra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. If you engineer virally, you may have to actualize intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media re-sizing. Without versioning, you will lack R&D. We will increase our capability to seize without devaluing our capacity to mesh. We understand that it is better to engage strategically than to disintermediate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 24/7/365? Without bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with emerging backward-compatible, extensible ROI metrics? The aptitude to generate compellingly leads to the capacity to integrate virally. A company that can extend fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate fiercely. A company that can optimize fiercely will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily.