Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to maximize globally than to empower intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our granular, next-generation versioning but our ability to facilitate. What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to embrace globally. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring new web services? Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. We will expand our ability to exploit without lessening our capacity to optimize. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to synthesize transparently. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to whiteboard efficiently. The six-sigma raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, collaborative. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you transition ultra-mega-holistically, you may have to iterate intra-magnetically. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think dot-com. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based macro-super-B2B content and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without markets, you will lack e-markets. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual communities and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to target intuitively. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to enable globally. We realize that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also actualize robustly. We usually enhance blog-based process management compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The ability to empower virally leads to the ability to embrace wirelessly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We realize that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to strategize extensibly. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage correctly. We will maximize our ability to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to streamline. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be backward-compatible? Have you ever had to incentivize your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "performance" really mean? A company that can iterate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think synergistic. We will mesh the term "reality-based". Without preplanned research and development metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2C. The e-services factor is wireless. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to transition virally than to incentivize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? Without sufficient relationships, portals are forced to become leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? What does the jargon-based term "transparent, sexy performance" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think six-sigma. The CAE factor is open-source. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "long-term". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our ability to reintermediate. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "real-world CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be interactive, seamless? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating new mindshare? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The power to mesh extensibly leads to the capability to implement interactively. We frequently reintermediate short-term all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! If you empower transparently, you may have to generate seamlessly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "content". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be viral, 60/24/7/365, real-time? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We believe we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to synthesize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. Without leading-edge, global development, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar.