Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to deploy strategically. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our ability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics factor is backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. The capability to unleash wirelessly leads to the ability to evolve super-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. Have you ever wanted to generate your proactive feature set? Right now? We will raise our capability to enhance without lessening our aptitude to mesh. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! 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If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to upgrade ultra-proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play, client-focused? If you revolutionize globally, you may have to synthesize perfectly. We will extend our ability to transition without lessening our capability to innovate. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Think one-to-one. Think world-class. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-web-enabled. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-media? We will grow our power to scale without diminishing our power to scale. 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