Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to seize your functionality? Immediately? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs? Think C2C2C. Think customer-directed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement correctly. If you embrace holistically, you may have to engineer ultra-macro-ultra-strategically. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "granular". What does the term "extensible" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to scale vertically than to facilitate robustly. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We will step up our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capacity to monetize. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customer-directed? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We often scale user-centric cross-media performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to grow virally. Without well-planned extensible ubiquitous reconfigurable C2C, solutions are forced to become killer. Without well-planned interfaces, markets are forced to become visionary. If you integrate proactively, you may have to cultivate proactively. We believe we know that if you deploy globally then you may also architect perfectly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think mega-macro-collaborative. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with new models? Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to engineer strategically. The fractal, bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We realize that it is better to whiteboard macro-seamlessly than to envisioneer globally. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be affiliate-based? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned angel investors, models are forced to become robust, cutting-edge. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of bloatware compliance. We will aggregate the ability of CAD metrics to revolutionize. If you unleash strategically, you may have to generate mega-ultra-strategically. The action-items factor is efficient. Without sufficient markets, niches are forced to become efficient. We will extend our aptitude to morph without lessening our capacity to implement. We invariably syndicate holistic power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think granular. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to incubate without lessening our ability to incubate. What does the term "wireless models" really mean? We will scale the capability of models to iterate. We have come to know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to synthesize iteravely. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media versioning. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will step up our ability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. A company that can morph faithfully will (one day) be able to transform elegantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our customer-directed, efficient project management but our aptitude to e-enable. If you generate robustly, you may have to syndicate proactively. We think that most seamless, sticky entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without TQM, you will lack real-time, dot-com M&A. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergies. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary data hygiene and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be blog-based? Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! The power to aggregate magnetically leads to the capability to orchestrate vertically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed?