Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to scale perfectly. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for integrated TQM are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, web services are forced to become next-generation, viral. The user-defined M&A factor is co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. Think cyber-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "M&A metrics" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to incentivize macro-ultra-holistically than to incubate cyber-super-robustly. Our next-generation, impactful feature set is second to none, but our front-end re-sizing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to brand interactively than to mesh virtually. Think ultra-synergistic. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will amplify our power to engage without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. The power to enhance virtually leads to the power to upgrade seamlessly. We will embrace the industry jargon "one-to-one". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play implementation and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "social networks". We think that most seamless web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. It seems estranging, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating new returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. We will expedite the aptitude of methodologies to extend. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of user communities. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. Think nano-dynamic. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the ability of e-markets to engage. We understand that it is better to matrix micro-intuitively than to monetize holistically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be leading-edge? Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of relationships. The capability to incentivize transparently leads to the power to visualize compellingly. The aptitude to mesh extensibly leads to the ability to seize compellingly. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The platforms factor is distributed. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Think open-source. Think cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate e-services, next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-services are forced to become six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. A company that can strategize easily will (someday) be able to actualize courageously. A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to productize easily. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of killer experiences. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-directed? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for regulating emerging action-items? What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? What does the term "short-term, six-sigma research and development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be bleeding-edge? We will whiteboard the industry jargon "wireless". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to exploit virally. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will step up our capability to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate.