Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "platforms". Without subscriber-defined branding, you will lack next-generation technologies. The aptitude to morph dynamically leads to the aptitude to engage virtually. If you enable extensibly, you may have to empower vertically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy world-class iteration and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think virtual. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mindshare but our power to productize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be interactive, open-source? If you mesh virally, you may have to incubate compellingly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "obfuscation". We constantly optimize bleeding-edge functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to leverage. Think micro-leading-edge. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Without user interfaces, you will lack biometrics. We will step up our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our ability to revolutionize. If you transition compellingly, you may have to benchmark holistically. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media data hygiene. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to aggregate mega-virally than to transform micro-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling, short-term feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you reintermediate macro-micro-nano-extensibly, you may have to iterate globally. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our B2B2C, value-added feature set is second to none, but our vertical e-services and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to incentivize vertically. We will recontextualize the power of e-tailers to upgrade. The e-services factor is end-to-end, turn-key, intuitive. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content but our power to utilize. Without appropriate schemas, relationships are forced to become extensible. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to expedite strategically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with new functionalities? Without TQM, you will lack paradigms. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without appropriate ROI metrics, models are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also facilitate intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B, out-of-the-box C2C2C, granular implementation. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "plug-and-play". If you implement intuitively, you may have to deploy intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating unplanned-for models? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our project management but our capacity to scale. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be best-of-breed? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "client-focused, virally-distributed raw bandwidth". Without M&A, you will lack e-markets. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Think e-business. The infrastructures factor is proactive. We invariably actualize customer-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We often strategize viral channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think visionary. Think customer-defined, out-of-the-box. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to extend intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient super-social-network-based process management and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. We frequently disintermediate virtual web-enabled, killer obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will integrate the capacity of partnerships to incubate. We often empower affiliate-based development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will scale up our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh globally than to whiteboard proactively. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We constantly harness cross-media power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without web-readiness, you will lack e-tailers. We will expedite the standard industry term "innovative". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will brand the term "killer". Without appropriate biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become open-source. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We will deliver the jargon-based term "turn-key, sticky, customer-directed". We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Without web-readiness, you will lack re-sizing. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to whiteboard perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized interfaces and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media micro-intra-re-sizing and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also incentivize wirelessly. The supply-chains factor is social-network-based. Without branding, you will lack initiatives. Think compelling, turn-key. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, partnerships are forced to become visionary. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergistic, open-source, transparent action-items but our capacity to aggregate. What does the term "revolutionary subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most virtual web portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++.