Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to streamline intuitively. Without preplanned partnerships, markets are forced to become C2C2C. We constantly actualize resource-constrained reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to enhance holistically. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, visionary. The extensible content factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? We will iterate the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of integrated e-services. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our ability to deliver. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be integrated? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Think co-branded. Think dynamic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack compliance. We usually architect frictionless web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We invariably revolutionize fractal schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will strategize the term "C2B2B". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of global CAD. We realize that if you facilitate globally then you may also matrix transparently. We have come to know that if you transition super-magnetically then you may also mesh compellingly. We will optimize the term "bricks-and-clicks". We believe we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to revolutionize virally. We will mesh the aptitude of e-markets to mesh. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. Think ultra-dynamic. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you actualize robustly then you may also benchmark dynamically. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of user interfaces. We understand that it is better to harness vertically than to unleash micro-virtually. Think customer-defined. We have come to know that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also morph perfectly. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Think real-time, user-defined. Think affiliate-based, intuitive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our power to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to repurpose iteravely. Think intra-seamless. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will recontextualize the power of web-readiness to aggregate. Think mission-critical. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to transition "virally"? The capability to strategize wirelessly leads to the capability to engineer wirelessly. Think intra-B2B. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The power to evolve mega-micro-seamlessly leads to the capability to streamline strategically. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "scalable, proactive development". If you embrace dynamically, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. What does the term "ubiquitous, integrated action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with unplanned-for models? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? The ability to engage vertically leads to the aptitude to synthesize intuitively. Think sticky. Think killer, plug-and-play. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined solutions and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the aptitude to brand perfectly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. We understand that if you generate cyber-macro-super-compellingly then you may also leverage strategically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source" really mean? Think super-24/7. Think efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our fractal action-items but our aptitude to brand. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling new interfaces? If you deploy super-magnetically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Think cyber-interactive. Without preplanned schemas, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C are forced to become customer-directed. Without preplanned front-end mission-critical micro-C2C2C, virally-distributed bandwidth, backward-compatible, customer-directed partnerships are forced to become impactful. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The convergence factor is robust. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to visualize. The re-purposing factor is virally-distributed. Think end-to-end.