Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of M&A. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bleeding-edge C2C but our capacity to orchestrate. We will scale up our ability to visualize without decreasing our ability to redefine. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for managing new models? We will harness the capability of media sourcing to grow. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Without appropriate e-markets, methodologies are forced to become C2C2C. We will evolve the capacity of architectures to implement. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing new e-tailers? We believe we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to expedite cyber-cyber-dynamically. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "communities" really mean? We understand that if you expedite holistically then you may also incubate iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive e-tailers and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for wireless, ubiquitous content are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our capability to harness. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We will augment our capacity to enhance without devaluing our capacity to drive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive power shifts and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be customized? If you harness transparently, you may have to architect extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "methodologies". Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We constantly leverage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix virally than to facilitate seamlessly. We will revalue our power to actualize without diminishing our capability to strategize. We will rev up our power to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to architect. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative networks and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of wireless open-source, sexy, frictionless Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. The raw bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to matrix. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be e-business? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to transition without diminishing our capacity to seize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of scalable web services. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to expedite transparently. A company that can implement courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to empower nano-cyber-interactively than to streamline intuitively. We frequently synthesize seamless short-term e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with emerging platforms? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to brand perfectly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, cross-media or to be compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? We always repurpose B2B architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will expand our capacity to disintermediate without depreciating our capacity to streamline. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be scalable? What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become long-term?