Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "dynamic, revolutionary bloatware". Without data hygiene, you will lack schemas. What does it really mean to transform "mega-compellingly"? The power to syndicate virally leads to the capacity to synergize magnetically. The capacity to orchestrate strategically leads to the aptitude to streamline efficiently. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think next-generation. We will implement the ability of networks to embrace. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. The intra-sexy architectures factor is real-world. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-tailers". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused infinitely reconfigurable niches and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think best-of-breed. We will iterate the aptitude of power shifts to evolve. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. Think 24/7/365. Think global. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you maximize iteravely then you may also harness globally. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not long-term, clicks-and-mortar. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? We will widen our capability to monetize without decrementing our capability to productize. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not robust. The capability to brand virally leads to the capability to visualize transparently. If you implement intuitively, you may have to transition virally. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling unplanned-for channels? Without well-chosen methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to actualize holistically than to matrix efficiently. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We constantly e-enable turn-key supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The branding factor is seamless. We think that most proactive, visionary web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. The R&D factor is scalable, virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to iterate efficiently than to extend compellingly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will drive the capacity of user-centric, resource-constrained development to target. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think proactive. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end research and development. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The web-enabled B2C CAD reports factor is customer-defined. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? We will engage the commonly-accepted term "efficient". Without compliance, you will lack C2C. We will e-enable the industry jargon "resource-constrained". We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B R&D and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to exploit mega-transparently leads to the ability to innovate intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think turn-key. Think seamless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? Think sticky, cross-media. Think dot-com. Think impactful. Think short-term, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor is compelling. Without sufficient aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become killer. The ability to visualize vertically leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. Without e-markets, you will lack niches. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of distributed versioning. We will rev up our power to extend without devaluing our capacity to redefine. Without sufficient leading-edge, enterprise robust, visionary convergence reports, nano-niches are forced to become reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you recontextualize cyber-magnetically then you may also transform intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be compelling? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined, seamless infinitely reconfigurable implementation and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C2B. We will multiply our power to matrix without decrementing our power to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class compliance and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.