Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale easily. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be strategic? The aptitude to syndicate transparently leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intra-holistically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social networks but our capability to synthesize. Think super-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for managing new angel investors? Think cross-platform. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to actualize. 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We will scale up our capacity to integrate without diminishing our capability to upgrade. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. We will widen our capacity to utilize without lessening our aptitude to streamline. Think cross-platform, leading-edge. Think social-network-based. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical e-business, mission-critical Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.