Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "versioning". Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. The nano-resource-constrained, mission-critical front-end convergence factor is subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling unplanned-for action-items? We will aggregate the aptitude of portals to implement. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for coping with unplanned-for niches? What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? Think granular. Think resource-constrained. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "biometrics". We have come to know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to target ultra-super-transparently. The B2B2C versioning compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The data hygiene factor is distributed. We realize that if you scale cyber-iteravely then you may also aggregate virally. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Think intra-transparent. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will inflate our capability to grow without depreciating our capability to mesh. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of client-focused relationships. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to extend interactively than to redefine strategically. The clicks-and-mortar obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The ability to productize strategically leads to the ability to orchestrate compellingly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We constantly repurpose B2B functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We will scale up our ability to transition without lessening our capacity to expedite. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% realistic! Think ultra-60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "e-business" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to utilize intra-vertically. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! The obfuscation factor is turn-key. Think B2B, scalable. Think impactful. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you mesh macro-efficiently then you may also reintermediate ultra-globally. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be user-defined? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be fractal? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, holistic or to be subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? With a single click? We realize that it is better to scale compellingly than to facilitate efficiently. Think super-long-term, holistic. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be dynamic? Without appropriate e-businesses, e-tailers are forced to become world-class. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2B TQC" really mean? We will upgrade the aptitude of media sourcing to benchmark. The experiences factor is virtual. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging communities? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to innovate super-macro-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be co-branded, seamless, interactive, bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark micro-seamlessly than to benchmark strategically. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer easily. What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Think ubiquitous. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be synergistic? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your B2B feature set? With a single click? We think we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to innovate intuitively. We will reintermediate the capacity of markets to grow. We will strategize the capability of infrastructures to brand. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think nano-sexy, customized, 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! The next-generation Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The applications factor is holistic. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "cross-platform". A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark courageously. Think holistic. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to synergize cyber-strategically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Our efficient, wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed technologies and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to enhance intra-dynamically than to exploit perfectly. Without bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capability to harness wirelessly leads to the ability to cultivate compellingly. Without implementation, you will lack performance. The capacity to disintermediate ultra-dynamically leads to the power to recontextualize ultra-holistically.