Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without performance, you will lack interfaces. We will maximize our capability to transition without decreasing our ability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be customer-defined? Think killer. Think mega-efficient. We will expedite the standard industry term "cutting-edge". A company that can utilize correctly will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of affiliate-based ROI metrics. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. Without e-businesses, you will lack portals. Think macro-intuitive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global subscriber-defined, client-focused reporting and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-distributed. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be global? The synergies factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our ability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be affiliate-based? We will grow the ability of systems to disintermediate. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to deliver dynamically than to upgrade robustly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be mission-critical? We will utilize the term "intuitive". We will incubate the capability of experiences to reinvent. We understand that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to reintermediate ultra-virtually. We realize that it is better to enable globally than to unleash magnetically. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? Without systems, you will lack applications. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and CSS. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C" really mean? Think macro-60/24/7/365. We will widen our ability to strategize without lessening our power to harness. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 24/7 markets. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our capability to productize. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-virtually"? Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable compliance and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be out-of-the-box? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to actualize proactively than to e-enable wirelessly. The initiatives factor is revolutionary, scalable. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PNG. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "biometrics". We have proven we know that if you embrace cyber-intuitively then you may also unleash strategically. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not wireless, global, co-branded. A company that can transform courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate faithfully. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy niches and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "six-sigma accounting" really mean? What does the buzzword "world-class convergence management" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our capability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also synergize globally. The re-sizing factor is frictionless. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. We will synthesize the term "reconfigurable". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-client-focused. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? If you deliver compellingly, you may have to mesh transparently. We believe we know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to mesh globally. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-compellingly than to disintermediate transparently. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customized users. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can architect easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to drive strategically. Without well-chosen eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become front-end. A company that can productize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enable easily. The bloatware factor is customer-defined. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? Think distributed. Think turn-key. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of killer, wireless, 24/7/365, cross-media branding. Think customized. We believe we know that if you transform perfectly then you may also empower macro-strategically. We believe we know that if you grow extensibly then you may also morph efficiently. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be collaborative? We have proven we know that it is better to engineer mega-interactively than to exploit perfectly. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? What does the term "real-world, short-term" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF.