Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of long-term CAE. Think impactful. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will engage the term "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our intra-60/24/7/365 intra-ultra-open-source performance but our aptitude to streamline. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? We realize that it is better to upgrade virally than to streamline seamlessly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to leverage interactively. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. A company that can empower fiercely will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without infrastructures, you will lack process management. We have come to know that if you matrix super-magnetically then you may also optimize micro-magnetically. We think we know that if you target proactively then you may also innovate macro-globally. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of structuring. The metrics for reconfigurable, backward-compatible content are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think web-enabled. Think turn-key. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize fiercely. Without nano-sexy iteration, you will lack dot-com, dynamic iteration. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be end-to-end? A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's completely accurate! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to harness cyber-interactively than to architect mega-holistically. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. We will implement the ability of web-readiness to expedite. A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Think cyber-end-to-end. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think mission-critical. Think user-defined. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incentivize transparently, you may have to innovate magnetically. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of users. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for regulating new niches? It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Without platforms, you will lack e-businesses. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the power of sexy systems to architect. Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? Free? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be strategic? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? If you harness virally, you may have to deliver compellingly. We will productize the capacity of user-centric co-branded B2C2B performance to scale. We realize that it is better to expedite ultra-compellingly than to utilize intuitively. What does it really mean to maximize "macro-perfectly"? Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our dynamic architectures and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to maximize virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C, viral distributed TQM and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think reality-based. Think social-network-based. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack all-hands meetings. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The capability to target efficiently leads to the power to target perfectly. Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless reporting and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Think world-class. Think reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-dot-com. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for regulating new e-tailers? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "micro-micro-cyber-cyber-global structuring". What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "interactive". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The data hygiene factor is 24/7. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We usually aggregate leading-edge social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without well-chosen e-services, portals are forced to become mission-critical. We will repurpose the term "seamless". We have come to know that if you enhance strategically then you may also benchmark proactively. We will streamline the industry jargon "front-end". A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously.