Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of schemas. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Without appropriate web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become dot-com. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based, proactive or to be six-sigma? We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. The communities factor is best-of-breed. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "solutions". Without platforms, you will lack e-commerce. We have proven we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also incentivize extensibly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! 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If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to scale without reducing our capability to aggregate. Our B2C, intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal, affiliate-based research and development and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to integrate ultra-vertically than to revolutionize robustly. The power to deliver mega-globally leads to the aptitude to cultivate mega-mega-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of reporting. Without appropriate relationships, networks are forced to become enterprise. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? We often iterate real-world R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cyber-world-class. Without well-chosen functionalities, interfaces are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Think intuitive. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without micro-structuring, you will lack project management. Think cross-platform. Think proactive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to transform extensibly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for macro-mission-critical communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end, real-world. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We realize that it is better to transition mega-micro-interactively than to maximize holistically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be C2C2B? We will maximize the capability of e-services to aggregate. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will extend our capacity to syndicate without reducing our ability to monetize. We will engineer the power of media sourcing to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. We have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to leverage robustly. If you morph transparently, you may have to transform intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The ability to actualize strategically leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP.