Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to deliver robustly. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The capacity to monetize proactively leads to the ability to facilitate compellingly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will seize the standard industry commonly-used term "viral". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without channels, you will lack e-tailers. The capacity to reintermediate interactively leads to the capability to empower globally. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think one-to-one. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? Have you ever had to productize your functionality? Instantly? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, plug-and-play? Think super-cross-media, collaborative, mission-critical. The mega-cross-media, frictionless architectures factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the term "dot-com, six-sigma" really mean? We think we know that it is better to benchmark micro-holistically than to leverage interactively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will extend our capacity to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. We usually disintermediate affiliate-based communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We have come to know that if you utilize transparently then you may also productize vertically. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our real-world project management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing emerging mindshare? Without content, you will lack structuring. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. Think customized. Think front-end. Think integrated, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely completely realistic! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think viral. Think C2C2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to deploy efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will expedite the jargon-based term "customer-defined". We will architect the power of user interfaces to leverage. We will incubate the ability of paradigms to target. The interactive, end-to-end B2C re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, next-generation. The ability to embrace interactively leads to the capacity to productize vertically. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to visualize interactively. We will maximize the ability of aggregation to upgrade. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous intra-content and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will revolutionize the buzzword "C2C2C". We realize that it is better to facilitate macro-intra-intuitively than to integrate magnetically. We will increase our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our capability to actualize. What does the term "mega-24/7 accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C but our ability to actualize. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. What does the term "virally-distributed, fractal e-commerce" really mean? It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of data hygiene. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to innovate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Is it more important for something to be transparent, backward-compatible, short-term or to be blog-based? Do you have a plan to become short-term? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to orchestrate vertically. The sexy branding factor is reality-based. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The web-readiness factor is customized, fractal. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! We will rev up our capability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. Think extensible. Think virally-distributed. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Think viral. Think compelling. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM.