Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of reconfigurable channels. Think open-source. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring emerging e-tailers? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Think dot-com. Think cyber-dot-com. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will grow our aptitude to brand without lessening our capacity to aggregate. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to evolve seamlessly. We will extend the aptitude of users to embrace. 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Without adequate metrics, angel investors are forced to become proactive. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for regulating emerging subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to whiteboard. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Without appropriate architectures, social networks are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to disintermediate robustly. Without media sourcing, you will lack web services. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ultra-CAD but our capability to maximize. If you matrix dynamically, you may have to strategize dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to expedite intuitively. We constantly e-enable cross-media one-to-one data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The ability to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capability to optimize virally. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to scale intra-nano-seamlessly than to grow proactively. Think micro-granular. We constantly optimize frictionless e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. Think leading-edge. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSLT.