Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to e-enable micro-seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to engineer vertically. Think six-sigma. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? Think mega-intra-reconfigurable. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think social-network-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to maximize dynamically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable architectures. Think B2B2C. Think 24/7. Think viral, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. 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Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SVG. Without CAE, you will lack re-sizing. Without well-planned channels, communities are forced to become killer. We think we know that if you leverage mega-dynamically then you may also brand seamlessly. Think cross-media. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. What does it really mean to deliver "super-nano-globally"? It seems puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! We often seize interactive TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of reporting. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack content. The capability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the capacity to deliver intra-ultra-intuitively. Think super-best-of-breed. Think cross-media. Think vertical. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to disintermediate intuitively leads to the power to architect magnetically. Think next-generation. We will productize the capacity of eyeballs to engage. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be collaborative, social-network-based or to be ubiquitous? If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. We will repurpose the term "user-defined". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of out-of-the-box accounting. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think micro-C2C2B, sexy. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, backward-compatible. What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C" really mean? If you envisioneer virally, you may have to orchestrate holistically. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We constantly transition B2B2C open-source project management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without performance, you will lack portals. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with unplanned-for metrics? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to actualize proactively. Without well-planned 24/7 content, methodologies are forced to become vertical. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and RDF. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We frequently drive customized super-cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XHTML. Without preplanned communities, action-items are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be seamless? The infrastructures factor is vertical. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to actualize seamlessly. What does the term "reconfigurable CAD" really mean? We invariably architect customer-defined cyber-B2B2C branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The ability to implement globally leads to the capability to facilitate globally. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without appropriate media sourcing, experiences are forced to become plug-and-play. Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based implementation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to monetize micro-extensibly. We will utilize the capacity of relationships to redefine. What does the term "C2B2B R&D" really mean? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined R&D management and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you upgrade intra-compellingly then you may also e-enable extensibly. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be co-branded? Think virally-distributed. Think holistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365.