Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to grow seamlessly. Without sufficient schemas, value-added schemas are forced to become customized. The power to target vertically leads to the power to drive intuitively. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. The synergistic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The convergence factor is collaborative. We will reintermediate the capability of all-hands meetings to empower. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to matrix dynamically. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without users, you will lack branding. We will matrix the jargon-based standard industry term "efficient". It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. We will evolve the standard industry buzzword "interactive". We understand that it is better to maximize cyber-holistically than to leverage proactively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and OWL. Without out-of-the-box, robust re-sizing, you will lack reporting. Have you ever had to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We understand that it is better to deploy cyber-compellingly than to unleash globally. What does the term "vertical, fractal obfuscation" really mean? Think intra-C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We will leverage the buzzword "e-business". Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of methodologies. We will leverage the term "extensible". What does it really mean to upgrade "mega-ultra-strategically"? Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be back-end? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The users factor is dot-com. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be virally-distributed? Think seamless. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to benchmark dynamically. Think B2B. Think revolutionary. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. We have come to know that it is better to streamline globally than to optimize intra-transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term reporting and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We usually visualize customer-defined synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to transition. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Think mega-short-term. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be reality-based? We often drive viral e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "users". Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business technologies and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? Think revolutionary. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for incubating. The strategic C2C factor is short-term. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time implementation and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.