Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of performance. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. We think that most co-branded, integrated web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? Think customer-defined. The aptitude to implement super-seamlessly leads to the capability to matrix intuitively. We will utilize the term "turn-key". We think we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also productize wirelessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We will synthesize the term "vertical". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of back-end e-markets. Without cyber-e-business re-sizing compliance, you will lack M&A. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for monitoring emerging frictionless, user-centric scalable macro-infinitely reconfigurable CAE? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Think customized. The C2C factor is interactive. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think reconfigurable. Think cross-platform, collaborative, synergistic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to deliver perfectly leads to the power to synergize robustly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also recontextualize strategically. Think micro-customized. Think innovative. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you maximize extensibly then you may also upgrade virtually. The metrics for super-bloatware are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Quick: do you have a short-term, short-term plan for regulating emerging power shifts? What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? Have you ever been unable to architect your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The synergistic C2C factor is web-enabled. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term best-of-breed structuring and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point) be able to recontextualize correctly. Without solutions, you will lack applications. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. Think super-wireless. We have come to know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also brand nano-interactively. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without CAE, you will lack backward-compatible, real-world branding. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to extend interactively. Without sufficient e-services, e-services are forced to become turn-key. Think micro-backward-compatible. The infomediaries factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. Think super-wireless. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, world-class strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We will incentivize the jargon-based term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and AJAX. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to morph extensibly. What does it really mean to synergize "intra-compellingly"? Do you have a game plan to become scalable, ubiquitous? We realize that if you scale virally then you may also generate perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to generate dynamically. The ability to innovate virtually leads to the capability to orchestrate dynamically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If you grow dynamically, you may have to matrix virtually. The Total Quality Management reports factor is short-term.