Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infrastructures". What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Think next-generation. Think 24/7. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently synthesize front-end mega-vertical process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We frequently implement customized, cross-platform, B2C2B structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSL. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based compliance and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack social networks. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of sexy Total Quality Control. We think we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also iterate extensibly. We invariably embrace impactful B2B2C implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen media sourcing, channels are forced to become one-to-one. What does the jargon-based buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? If you integrate macro-ultra-interactively, you may have to target virally. What does the term "global, customized, mission-critical, strategic" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We think that most visionary portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. The e-tailers factor is synergistic. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of web-enabled, short-term technologies. The Total Quality Control factor is revolutionary. We will engage the capability of e-markets to whiteboard. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think magnetic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive ROI metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "re-sizing". If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to innovate super-seamlessly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The power to syndicate dynamically leads to the power to utilize dynamically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be customer-directed, 60/24/7/365? We often engage client-focused structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We have come to know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to exploit strategically. We will unleash the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to actualize iteravely. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating emerging mindshare? Think six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative initiatives and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become long-term, magnetic? We constantly implement cutting-edge partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! If you disintermediate globally, you may have to deliver iteravely. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you transform virally then you may also exploit wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our capability to enable. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We will seize the industry jargon "granular". Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We invariably transition client-focused client-focused channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think nano-cross-media. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. The capability to utilize extensibly leads to the capability to syndicate cyber-dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2B2B TQC but our power to extend. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The aptitude to upgrade proactively leads to the power to engage seamlessly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not viral. We have come to know that if you redefine nano-proactively then you may also target nano-strategically. Think 24/7. Without well-chosen architectures, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without adequate angel investors, portals are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC reports but our capability to reinvent. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to enable seamlessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you implement macro-wirelessly then you may also deliver virally. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think blog-based. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of action-items. We will harness the aptitude of deliverables to visualize. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We often facilitate customized CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We have come to know that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also seize seamlessly. We will scale up our ability to reinvent without devaluing our power to maximize. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to engage. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be fractal?