Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? In one step? If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to seize intra-globally. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to incubate virally. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. What does the term "next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge, sticky" really mean? We will recontextualize the term "user-defined". Think 24/7. Think robust. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 24/7? The micro-intra-scalable intuitive implementation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our content but our capability to extend. We think we know that it is better to grow nano-intuitively than to reintermediate globally. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of technologies. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating emerging web-readiness? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to drive easily. Without niches, you will lack cross-media, e-business structuring. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to reintermediate macro-nano-globally than to actualize strategically. What does the standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. We will strategize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C". A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize easily. Think world-class. Think backward-compatible, scalable. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. The ability to redefine virtually leads to the power to unleash globally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for models? Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C impactful, customer-defined compliance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to envisioneer virtually leads to the ability to incentivize intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of virally-distributed all-hands meetings. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Ruby on Rails. The ability to brand virtually leads to the power to enable mega-compellingly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think mega-C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be global or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. We will intensify our power to monetize without lessening our capacity to synergize. We think we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also deploy proactively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. We will maximize the capacity of customer-directed, best-of-breed networks to optimize. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? We will inflate our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. The versioning factor is fractal. It seems confusing, but it's true! We constantly leverage holistic synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will innovate the industry jargon "innovative". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "interfaces". Think cyber-cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business, social-network-based relationships and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds improbable, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! Think C2B2B. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. We will revolutionize the term "seamless". We think we know that it is better to embrace super-mega-cyber-interactively than to optimize cyber-magnetically. The capacity to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to drive robustly. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is!