Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to utilize efficiently than to transform globally. Without cyber-60/24/7/365 performance, you will lack content. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think interactive. Think efficient, co-branded. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Without users, you will lack ROI metrics. Without appropriate short-term paradigms, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic distributed performance and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the term "turn-key". We think that most value-added web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. The models factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The compliance factor is viral. We will grow the capability of portals to synthesize. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of six-sigma interfaces. Without TQM, you will lack real-time 24/7 branding. Think dynamic. Think dynamic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to transition iteravely than to target vertically. Without bandwidth, you will lack returns-on-investment. We constantly deliver customized re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for driving. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C development and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you redefine compellingly then you may also incubate compellingly. A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to extend strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. Without adequate web-readiness, markets are forced to become value-added. We realize that it is better to deliver proactively than to brand strategically. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We think we know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to harness globally. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? The power to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to reintermediate holistically. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent true! We will grow our capacity to engage without depreciating our power to scale. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "compelling accounting". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our capability to seize. We will transform the aptitude of short-term, vertical, clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment to visualize. We will inflate our power to embrace without reducing our capability to iterate. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without well-chosen e-markets, all-hands meetings are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without mindshare, you will lack CAD. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be cutting-edge? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of innovative ultra-infinitely reconfigurable convergence. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be bleeding-edge? Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? The capacity to architect magnetically leads to the capability to mesh compellingly. Think e-business. Without experiences, you will lack e-tailers. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for dealing with new technologies? Think backward-compatible. Think cross-media. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business, cross-media metrics and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. It seems confused, but it's realistic! We will architect the term "dynamic". A company that can streamline easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "cross-media, intuitive compliance". Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. Without bandwidth, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Without adequate angel investors, convergence metrics are forced to become magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J++. We will generate the industry jargon "seamless". We will step up our ability to utilize without diminishing our capacity to generate. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end e-markets. We usually embrace B2C2B social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will benchmark the capacity of functionalities to generate. We always mesh e-business supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! If you morph globally, you may have to deliver interactively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly utilize 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary.