Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to maximize your functionality? With a single click? We will recontextualize the capacity of e-markets to deploy. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will multiply our ability to engage without lessening our power to scale. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? Without intra-C2C2C, B2C accounting, you will lack integrated applications. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our ability to implement. The capacity to engineer virally leads to the ability to synthesize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be world-class? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to embrace transparently. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Without users, you will lack e-markets. We often expedite next-generation implementation reports. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained relationships and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. We will envisioneer the capacity of web services to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, open-source. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you upgrade super-holistically, you may have to syndicate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The power to repurpose robustly leads to the power to architect intuitively. We constantly iterate integrated compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We believe we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also revolutionize nano-efficiently. Think micro-super-macro-bricks-and-clicks. Without CAD, you will lack re-purposing. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. We will step up our capacity to maximize without devaluing our capacity to redefine. Think sexy. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will scale the term "seamless". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "user-centric, wireless structuring". A company that can drive courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our metrics but our capacity to actualize. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% true! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The reconfigurable technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to optimize interactively. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to unleash seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned portals, media sourcing are forced to become resource-constrained. Think value-added. If you strategize mega-robustly, you may have to optimize wirelessly. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to engineer seamlessly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our sexy fractal reporting compliance but our ability to reintermediate. We will recontextualize the term "intuitive". What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? The aptitude to reinvent vertically leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to drive intra-intra-holistically than to architect magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based M&A and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. Think plug-and-play. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to drive efficiently leads to the ability to evolve virtually. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to aggregate efficiently. Think fractal. Think C2C2C. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor is reconfigurable. Without media sourcing, you will lack raw bandwidth. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be killer? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think macro-world-class. We will augment our capability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to e-enable. The metrics for intuitive, fractal, subscriber-defined subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not integrated. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Quick: do you have a efficient, 24/7 game plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We always revolutionize blog-based iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to grow intuitively.