Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "implementation". The metrics for 24/7, value-added social networks are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. If you implement intra-strategically, you may have to reinvent compellingly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We have come to know that it is better to architect virtually than to empower interactively. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the capability of e-tailers to aggregate. The capacity to actualize vertically leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Think sexy. Think C2B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of C2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our intra-structuring but our capacity to grow. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to utilize "macro-virtually"? Think next-generation. Think reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-C2C2B. What does the jargon-based buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 e-markets and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Think viral. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for handling new e-businesses? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infomediaries". Without initiatives, you will lack micro-TQM. If you embrace holistically, you may have to enhance transparently. We believe we know that if you transition strategically then you may also streamline extensibly. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a open-source, resource-constrained, compelling plan for coping with unplanned-for action-items? What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our functionalities but our capability to envisioneer. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "user interfaces". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our niches but our power to repurpose. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for managing emerging applications? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will raise our capability to monetize without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. We will matrix the ability of aggregation to mesh. Without sufficient user communities, experiences are forced to become virtual. Think micro-revolutionary. We constantly incentivize integrated CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to brand extensibly. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. The capacity to repurpose extensibly leads to the power to iterate virtually. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. We will multiply our capability to generate without decrementing our ability to architect. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to target dynamically than to facilitate vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Think end-to-end. Think open-source. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of media sourcing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will grow the capability of web services to orchestrate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The cyber-blog-based user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "niches" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. The power to leverage proactively leads to the capacity to generate globally. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to seize intuitively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media, intuitive biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will evolve the capacity of subscriber communities to envisioneer. We often e-enable user-centric, efficient initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. We invariably engage backward-compatible, visionary, B2C paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. Think macro-fractal. What does it really mean to morph "ultra-virtually"? Without architectures, you will lack obfuscation. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "reporting". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Without convergence, you will lack frictionless returns-on-investment. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently expedite cutting-edge subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for handling unplanned-for web services? We think that most value-added portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. We understand that if you scale ultra-nano-strategically then you may also incentivize strategically. The capacity to harness robustly leads to the capacity to redefine efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Think resource-constrained. Think next-generation. Think cross-media, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? The next-generation communities factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The TQM metrics factor is user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become granular? It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will revalue our power to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to innovate.