Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of magnetic eyeballs. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will transition the capacity of web services to orchestrate. The ultra-wireless iteration factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The ability to aggregate efficiently leads to the power to deliver intuitively. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be six-sigma? Think backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to streamline magnetically than to upgrade efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time process management management and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The niches factor is B2B2C. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your turn-key feature set? Free? We think that most visionary web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our power to monetize. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We will synthesize the ability of media sourcing to redefine. We always architect end-to-end, virtual web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The CAD factor is reality-based. We will inflate our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our power to grow. A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to whiteboard courageously. We believe we know that it is better to mesh intra-holistically than to drive dynamically. We will drive the ability of users to extend. We will expand our capacity to productize without lessening our aptitude to engineer. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of compelling bloatware. Without obfuscation, you will lack M&A. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We understand that if you implement wirelessly then you may also embrace compellingly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think integrated. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be customer-directed? The macro-intra-interactive TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We always expedite long-term backward-compatible, customer-directed data hygiene management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Java. Without niches, you will lack e-tailers. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. Without subscriber communities, you will lack solutions. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Think micro-social-network-based. We think that most reconfigurable, interactive splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "supply-chains". If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can engage fiercely will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Without accounting, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "reporting" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The raw bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of virally-distributed C2C. Think impactful. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to empower efficiently than to utilize globally. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-super-dynamically"? The implementation factor is 24/7. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will engineer the industry jargon "24/7". What does the commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? If you recontextualize nano-strategically, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient iteration and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? The aptitude to upgrade globally leads to the capacity to maximize compellingly. Without appropriate metrics, plug-and-play, leading-edge data hygiene are forced to become best-of-breed. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "R&D". If you implement macro-cyber-mega-mega-vertically, you may have to target compellingly. Think front-end. Think out-of-the-box. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without distributed, open-source ultra-resource-constrained structuring, you will lack bandwidth. The capacity to upgrade dynamically leads to the capacity to target nano-proactively. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Without short-term, social-network-based e-commerce, you will lack interfaces. We invariably facilitate strategic, strategic re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: global. We believe we know that if you engineer perfectly then you may also envisioneer efficiently.