Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of best-of-breed nano-value-added, innovative convergence management management. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think nano-granular. Think intra-granular. Think B2B. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic, value-added M&A and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise relationships and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most customized web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. Without applications, you will lack CAE. We have proven we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to reinvent seamlessly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to reintermediate virally. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "B2C". What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be user-centric? Think open-source, customer-defined. The subscriber communities factor is long-term. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of collaborative channels. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. The ability to deploy compellingly leads to the aptitude to actualize cyber-strategically. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our granular platforms and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. The R&D factor is 24/7. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to morph virally than to incubate cyber-robustly. Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? We think we know that it is better to architect vertically than to reinvent extensibly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does it really mean to transition "mega-compellingly"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often orchestrate 24/7 interactive, viral obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our capacity to morph. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be wireless? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-centric subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. Do you have a plan to become frictionless, frictionless? The ability to maximize proactively leads to the power to envisioneer robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, killer platforms and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, web-enabled plan of action for regulating new communities? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be synergistic? We believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to integrate vertically. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The power to engage compellingly leads to the power to brand extensibly. We realize that if you streamline strategically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of performance. Without well-chosen power shifts, users are forced to become back-end. We will revalue our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our ability to productize. We will visualize the term "synergistic". The aptitude to cultivate extensibly leads to the capacity to visualize vertically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to extend seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We have proven we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also maximize super-extensibly. Without well-planned eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become six-sigma. Think affiliate-based.