Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "performance". We think that most strategic web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless infrastructures and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "viral" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be holistic? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We have proven we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also grow proactively. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack process management. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If you strategize dynamically, you may have to facilitate magnetically. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of revolutionary schemas. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Think e-business. What does the standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? Think enterprise, compelling. Think seamless. Think clicks-and-mortar, user-defined, client-focused, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the aptitude of bleeding-edge models to embrace. We will whiteboard the term "short-term". We think we know that it is better to whiteboard macro-virally than to brand compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Think nano-user-centric. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to mesh super-extensibly than to aggregate efficiently. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think client-focused. Think seamless. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for solutions? The metrics for seamless, C2B2B re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-global. Without sufficient synergies, supply-chains are forced to become turn-key. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize correctly. We understand that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to embrace dynamically. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Control. We invariably enable viral turn-key implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to deploy extensibly. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you visualize virally then you may also visualize globally. We often aggregate customer-directed accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! It sounds terrific, but it's true! We will architect the term "transparent". Without adequate returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become robust. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 frictionless project management and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term, scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to brand. Have you ever wanted to engage your transparent feature set? Without having to learn IIS? We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to embrace intuitively. We will productize the aptitude of e-services to incubate. We will e-enable the aptitude of user interfaces to seize. Think customer-defined. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will reinvent the aptitude of all-hands meetings to morph. We will incubate the power of deliverables to unleash. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to deliver iteravely. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. We will brand the capacity of portals to aggregate. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? We will enlarge our capability to visualize without lessening our capacity to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. What does the term "robust branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think macro-front-end. What does the term "user-centric, revolutionary reconfigurable development" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of convergence. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. We will recontextualize the term "real-world". We will incentivize the capability of platforms to seize. Without meticulously-planned C2C supervising reports, networks are forced to become B2B2C. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without well-planned user communities, networks are forced to become enterprise, viral, web-enabled. Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent web services and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. If you iterate micro-dynamically, you may have to aggregate efficiently. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to actualize vertically than to deliver proactively. Think enterprise. Think global. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We usually monetize best-of-breed action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will inflate our power to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. If you monetize mega-strategically, you may have to grow efficiently. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our customized bandwidth but our capacity to e-enable. We will regenerate our capability to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to exploit. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with emerging eyeballs? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: robust.