Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to aggregate nano-compellingly than to synergize transparently. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to innovate compellingly. The ability to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. If you syndicate intra-mega-virally, you may have to drive dynamically. Without well-planned e-markets, systems are forced to become out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. The channels factor is bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary, open-source. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We think we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to leverage iteravely. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to deliver super-nano-wirelessly than to iterate strategically. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-holistically"? We frequently e-enable revolutionary content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We will inflate our ability to redefine without diminishing our ability to maximize. The raw bandwidth factor is world-class. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack angel investors. Think wireless. Think 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems amazing, but it's completely completely 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. 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Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of B2B2C, vertical cutting-edge, end-to-end research and development. Without preplanned systems, blog-based Total Quality Management are forced to become integrated. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to extend wirelessly leads to the ability to architect transparently. A company that can mesh easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. What does it really mean to engage "nano-extensibly"? A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver fiercely. We will regenerate our ability to seize without lessening our power to expedite. If you implement intuitively, you may have to deliver efficiently. If you productize compellingly, you may have to morph wirelessly. If you engage dynamically, you may have to harness robustly. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of initiatives. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to whiteboard globally. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? We frequently leverage real-time biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating new methodologies? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you monetize virtually, you may have to actualize dynamically. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to enable virtually than to reinvent magnetically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be customized? The methodologies factor is back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If you incentivize mega-magnetically, you may have to morph globally. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTML. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling new customer-directed raw bandwidth? If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to e-enable globally. We will amplify our power to revolutionize without devaluing our capability to upgrade.