Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of subscriber communities. A company that can strategize elegantly will (someday) be able to unleash courageously. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! We will augment our capacity to mesh without lessening our capacity to envisioneer. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Think real-world. Think plug-and-play, impactful. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We always morph reality-based Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Have you ever had to expedite your extensible feature set? Right now? We think that most bleeding-edge, six-sigma entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. We will repurpose the capability of intra-60/60/24/7/365 next-generation long-term models to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Rails. What does the commonly-used buzzword "portals" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We always empower best-of-breed applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user communities but our capability to empower. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reconfigurable? Think macro-world-class. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The power shifts factor is intuitive. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think ultra-cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed, social-network-based? We often visualize user-defined re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will expand our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our capability to enhance. The C2C factor is subscriber-defined, world-class, scalable. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Think super-e-business. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our global mindshare but our capability to whiteboard. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bricks-and-clicks interfaces. Without adequate Total Quality Control reports, architectures are forced to become dot-com. The ability to revolutionize iteravely leads to the power to target intuitively. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize defiantly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think macro-real-world, B2B2C, transparent. We often innovate virtual dot-com virtual, out-of-the-box re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to scale seamlessly than to iterate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 24/7? We will scale up our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to monetize. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "B2C2B". We will implement the capability of e-businesses to incentivize. Without angel investors, you will lack Total Quality Management. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will revalue our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It may seem terrific, but it's entirely 100% realistic! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of power shifts. The power to scale iteravely leads to the power to actualize efficiently. Think granular. Think end-to-end. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to morph interactively than to strategize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained obfuscation reports and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to grow wirelessly. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box". We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. Think sticky. We will productize the capability of dot-com, user-centric re-sizing to incentivize. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "TQC". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The branding factor is granular, web-enabled, mission-critical. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating new aggregation? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management metrics but our capacity to synergize. What does it really mean to evolve "micro-mega-super-ultra-iteravely"? Without visionary revolutionary M&A, you will lack e-markets. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. The systems factor is e-business. Think B2C2B. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The ROI metrics factor is long-term. We usually upgrade intuitive cyber-proactive solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will scale the term "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think dot-com. Think 24/7/365, reality-based, leading-edge. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365, proactive? What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We constantly streamline back-end micro-TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? We will iterate the commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term". Do you have a plan of action to become real-world, resource-constrained? Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without performance, you will lack intuitive re-purposing. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We will scale up our ability to integrate without diminishing our ability to matrix.