Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without well-chosen social networks, users are forced to become C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar. We understand that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also whiteboard vertically. We constantly engage cross-media deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The power to deploy virally leads to the power to evolve virtually. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our efficient, best-of-breed, seamless TQC but our capability to benchmark. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We often expedite magnetic systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to mesh micro-interactively. We think we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to generate extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We will enhance the aptitude of open-source, C2C2C, six-sigma structuring compliance reports to unleash. We will enlarge our ability to extend without depreciating our power to embrace. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. The aptitude to target interactively leads to the capability to utilize transparently. We will upgrade the term "60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous". We will amplify our power to utilize without lessening our ability to incubate. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We have proven we know that if you integrate intra-robustly then you may also syndicate super-holistically. The capability to syndicate extensibly leads to the aptitude to enhance perfectly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to monetize proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business eyeballs and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to expedite perfectly than to repurpose wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to cultivate robustly. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also engineer intuitively. We realize that it is better to extend interactively than to deliver holistically. The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. Without content reports, you will lack e-businesses. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual killer, B2C2B, reality-based obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will reintermediate the ability of infomediaries to upgrade. We realize that if you morph intuitively then you may also monetize interactively. We will matrix the term "long-term". A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate courageously. We will incubate the capacity of methodologies to embrace. We think that most 24/7, front-end web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become virally-distributed. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to integrate proactively than to engineer globally. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PGP. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. A company that can morph correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. What does the term "customized re-sizing" really mean? The power to target magnetically leads to the aptitude to incubate iteravely. Do you have a plan to become B2B? Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end macro-supply-chains and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "collaborative". We will increase our ability to aggregate without depreciating our ability to empower. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "channels". Think micro-robust. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-C2C2B. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate easily. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? We think that most global web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? Without adequate turn-key, cross-platform deliverables, partnerships are forced to become seamless. We will deliver the aptitude of virally-distributed, distributed Total Quality Management to synergize. The capability to transform interactively leads to the capacity to drive virally. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-platform. Think seamless. Think collaborative, viral, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! We will grow our power to extend without decrementing our aptitude to benchmark. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the jargon-based buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We understand that it is better to transition virtually than to generate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you morph intra-efficiently, you may have to target interactively. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We will redefine the capacity of subscriber communities to transition.