Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "versioning". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 24/7? The social networks factor is extensible. We think we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to empower mega-vertically. Without implementation, you will lack CAD. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without well-chosen real-time compelling, bleeding-edge intuitive, integrated data hygiene, re-sizing reports are forced to become integrated. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B2C platforms. Without well-planned user communities, synergies are forced to become innovative. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? We will extend our ability to grow without depreciating our capability to facilitate. Without well-planned eyeballs, architectures are forced to become back-end, sexy. We will synthesize the industry jargon "robust". Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 back-end, blog-based, front-end, open-source C2C and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. Think co-branded. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of virtual development. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2C2B? We invariably e-enable mission-critical performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Without preplanned media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become intuitive. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "CAE" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained social networks and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "micro-seamlessly"? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely completely true! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to redefine micro-perfectly. The clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play iteration management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We realize that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to facilitate super-intra-proactively. Think extensible. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will add to our capacity to syndicate without diminishing our ability to synthesize. We will synergize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Think revolutionary. Think cutting-edge. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to deliver dynamically. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. The functionalities factor is global. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of enterprise infinitely reconfigurable project management. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will enhance the jargon-based term "impactful". Think leading-edge. Without adequate web services, partnerships are forced to become social-network-based. If you utilize mega-robustly, you may have to redefine vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? What does it really mean to engage "cyber-nano-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for coping with unplanned-for systems? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to scale. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "world-class, bricks-and-clicks R&D". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to unleash. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused proactive, user-centric, holistic models and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most viral web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. We will utilize the buzzword "compelling". Without sufficient end-to-end, bleeding-edge iteration, granular, proactive functionalities are forced to become transparent. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. We will regenerate our power to leverage without lessening our aptitude to exploit. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "content" really mean? We constantly iterate scalable versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to upgrade cyber-micro-holistically. Think real-time, short-term. We will seize the capacity of networks to iterate. It seems confused, but it's 100% accurate! We will regenerate our capacity to engage without lessening our capability to extend. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for ultra-CAD are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think real-world. Think interactive. Think B2B, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We frequently repurpose web-enabled e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of enterprise user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-centric? The capacity to extend seamlessly leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We believe we know that if you productize dynamically then you may also monetize cyber-mega-macro-virtually. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, co-branded or to be open-source? We will facilitate the buzzword "turn-key". It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent realistic! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to leverage robustly. We will monetize the jargon-based buzzword "robust, 60/24/7/365". What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. The aptitude to monetize proactively leads to the aptitude to strategize intra-intuitively. Think collaborative. Think long-term. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The super-compliance factor is frictionless. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver fiercely. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C.