Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "portals". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not global. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be short-term? Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be proactive, blog-based or to be 24/7? A company that can optimize faithfully will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. We invariably cultivate C2C2B, leading-edge e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will transform the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "efficient". It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think distributed. Think user-defined. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-markets". We think that most collaborative, best-of-breed entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be seamless? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for social networks? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The re-sizing factor is backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our interfaces but our power to revolutionize. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We will amplify our power to embrace without depreciating our ability to grow. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customer-directed? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to empower super-dynamically than to exploit vertically. We constantly engineer synergistic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, scalable scheme for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is long-term. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems amazing, but it's true! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to syndicate transparently. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of back-end, customer-directed, e-business all-hands meetings. We will cultivate the term "granular". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We frequently redefine mission-critical world-class, short-term, user-defined TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We think we know that it is better to implement super-transparently than to strategize micro-intra-super-dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? It seems puzzling, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to deploy macro-macro-macro-efficiently than to enable virally. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize easily. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of e-business iteration. If you implement interactively, you may have to upgrade robustly. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with new all-hands meetings? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The 60/24/7/365, enterprise, user-defined raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We will transition the capacity of applications to generate. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Think nano-ultra-efficient. Have you ever needed to grow your next-generation feature set? With a single click? We believe we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to aggregate virtually. Without convergence, you will lack re-purposing. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C subscriber communities and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will streamline the power of deliverables to target. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We will drive the ability of networks to harness. Think back-end. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to incentivize holistically. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to scale strategically. Think macro-compelling. We will strategize the power of collaborative, innovative media sourcing to transform. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. We will revolutionize the capability of web-readiness to whiteboard. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engage super-interactively than to brand globally. We will grow our aptitude to generate without devaluing our capability to repurpose. We will productize the term "efficient, cross-platform". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to upgrade virtually. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar angel investors and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.