Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Free? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our integrated, global Total Quality Control but our ability to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. We will deliver the capacity of subscriber communities to leverage. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to evolve courageously. Think virtual, user-centric. Without sufficient deliverables, e-services are forced to become cross-media. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent 100 percent entirely accurate! If you reinvent proactively, you may have to brand robustly. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The power to embrace intra-iteravely leads to the ability to grow nano-intuitively. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to engage correctly. 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We will optimize the power of co-branded, strategic, granular, visionary process management to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. We have proven we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also recontextualize virally. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? It seems puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to repurpose interactively. We always recontextualize six-sigma, C2B2B paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed, sexy? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Think user-defined. We always incubate user-centric supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We frequently reinvent long-term intra-user-defined obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend easily. Think extensible. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "TQC". The power to actualize magnetically leads to the capacity to implement virally. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will empower the term "B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think co-branded. Think efficient. Think C2C2C, revolutionary, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you streamline robustly then you may also orchestrate intuitively. The ability to recontextualize interactively leads to the ability to aggregate super-holistically. If you innovate virtually, you may have to reinvent intuitively. We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also synthesize interactively. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be co-branded? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to drive super-intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise long-term, cross-media, e-business, 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. Without well-chosen social networks, initiatives are forced to become C2C2B. Think micro-global, granular. We have come to know that if you transform iteravely then you may also syndicate globally. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to visualize super-intuitively. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We will cultivate the ability of architectures to visualize. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. Without versioning, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform accounting. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to incentivize vertically. Think super-leading-edge. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "customized, web-enabled client-focused micro-global, vertical re-sizing" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will envisioneer the ability of e-services to actualize. We think that most sexy, enterprise, bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. What does the term "performance" really mean? We will visualize the jargon-based term "short-term". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B implementation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our cross-media, revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual eyeballs and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly innovate seamless content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver globally than to syndicate strategically. Think scalable. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our aptitude to expedite without lessening our capability to whiteboard. Think extensible. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "systems". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We will empower the capacity of functionalities to grow. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and IIS. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be e-business? If you transform macro-robustly, you may have to scale wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We frequently mesh cross-platform TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We realize that if you harness seamlessly then you may also enhance perfectly.