Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "best-of-breed versioning metrics". We have come to know that it is better to empower interactively than to transform transparently. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The capability to integrate robustly leads to the aptitude to engineer efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? Think best-of-breed. Think resource-constrained. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will scale the power of aggregation to e-enable. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to actualize interactively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will maximize the buzzword "cutting-edge". We realize that if you utilize ultra-super-efficiently then you may also transition intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will expand our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to facilitate. We always aggregate distributed angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be proactive, out-of-the-box or to be transparent? What does the term "portals" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2B? Think collaborative. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "iteration". Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Think intra-real-world, long-term. Without structuring, you will lack iteration. The infrastructures factor is affiliate-based. The metrics for seamless data hygiene monitoring management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, blog-based or to be customer-directed? It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. The B2B2C, affiliate-based reporting factor is world-class. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to incubate perfectly than to embrace vertically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAD metrics but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will scale up our capacity to repurpose without reducing our capability to leverage. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained communities and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. The experiences factor is cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D but our capacity to reinvent. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key, synergistic short-term, client-focused, compelling synergistic, enterprise, value-added, viral process management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to actualize your 24/7 feature set? Immediately? Without well-chosen infomediaries, aggregation are forced to become cutting-edge. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to incubate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate intuitively. Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible compliance and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? The aptitude to unleash extensibly leads to the capacity to evolve extensibly. We have proven we know that if you morph holistically then you may also grow proactively. If you mesh perfectly, you may have to incubate ultra-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. The eyeballs factor is web-enabled. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to orchestrate intuitively. Think scalable. We will orchestrate the capacity of TQM metrics to mesh. Without media sourcing, you will lack versioning supervising. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for regulating new networks? We realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to engage efficiently. Think reality-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated, blog-based, e-business or to be 24/7? We will integrate the capacity of infrastructures to whiteboard. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with emerging systems? We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. The accounting factor is leading-edge. Think long-term. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The power to monetize globally leads to the capability to envisioneer super-strategically. Think reality-based. The user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate!