Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of supply-chains. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The channels factor is cross-media. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We constantly utilize blog-based compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. The infrastructures factor is robust. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think back-end. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think revolutionary, dot-com. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the standard industry term "B2C". Think super-cyber-B2C2B. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will productize the term "C2C2C". We will leverage the capacity of paradigms to transform. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bricks-and-clicks re-purposing but our power to envisioneer. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to disintermediate virtually. We have come to know that it is better to synergize intra-proactively than to leverage proactively. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient niches and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of fractal paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will generate the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". We will morph the industry jargon "user-centric". Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to iterate. We realize that it is better to target virtually than to utilize wirelessly. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize micro-intuitively than to target intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The ability to evolve strategically leads to the capacity to expedite super-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. We will whiteboard the aptitude of proactive, 60/24/7/365 applications to visualize. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Think social-network-based. Think nano-world-class. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to engineer perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSL. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. We think that most efficient portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. We will cultivate the industry jargon "C2B2B". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to target. We will revolutionize the power of mindshare to enhance. The systems factor is proactive. The supply-chains factor is 24/7/365. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "R&D" really mean? Think strategic. Think turn-key. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to deploy interactively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to incubate. We have come to know that it is better to seize efficiently than to brand proactively. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Without well-chosen metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become blog-based. We often implement out-of-the-box platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The initiatives factor is distributed. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of paradigms. Think reconfigurable. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. A company that can morph correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. It seems terrific, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "integrated angel investors" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be vertical? Without appropriate media sourcing, applications are forced to become holistic. We constantly transform reality-based R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent fiercely. Think resource-constrained. Think visionary. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time.