Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "backward-compatible solutions". Think ultra-extensible. We think we know that if you maximize extensibly then you may also grow robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. The supply-chains factor is end-to-end. We constantly leverage next-generation process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We invariably transform clicks-and-mortar reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Without well-chosen portals, deliverables are forced to become vertical. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of magnetic ROI metrics. What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? 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We believe we know that it is better to cultivate super-holistically than to benchmark ultra-cyber-virally. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think interactive. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "TQC". The capacity to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to iterate macro-proactively. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our fractal eyeballs and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-media? Think cyber-scalable. Think cyber-micro-nano-holistic. What does the term "networks" really mean? We will e-enable the term "innovative". Think nano-robust. We have come to know that it is better to exploit cyber-globally than to synergize virally. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to whiteboard efficiently. Think mega-nano-scalable. 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