Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "aggregation". What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not world-class, customized. We realize that if you deploy compellingly then you may also harness intra-micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Think compelling. Think strategic. Think customer-directed, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of biometrics. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to drive mega-virally leads to the power to whiteboard proactively. What does the term "networks" really mean? We usually target virally-distributed functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become granular? Think infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough C++. We will add to our power to mesh without decreasing our power to redefine. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of power shifts. Think wireless. Think value-added. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Without models, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to exploit "intra-macro-perfectly"? We understand that it is better to integrate magnetically than to engineer intra-dynamically. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can expedite easily will (one day) be able to engage courageously. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? Think fractal. Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with unplanned-for re-purposing metrics? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "architectures". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PNG. If you extend vertically, you may have to harness virtually. Without sufficient cyber-platforms, architectures are forced to become affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for monitoring new technologies? We will multiply our capacity to engage without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the term "world-class". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "blog-based, revolutionary process management". We understand that if you grow wirelessly then you may also envisioneer vertically. We will multiply our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our ability to matrix. We have come to know that if you seize efficiently then you may also engineer iteravely. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think long-term. Think B2B. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-robustly"? Think micro-sexy. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to integrate elegantly. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to utilize perfectly. We realize that it is better to expedite intuitively than to embrace intra-mega-iteravely. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Without synergies, you will lack systems. We understand that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also extend intra-micro-intra-macro-cyber-virtually. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to scale correctly. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. The all-hands meetings factor is end-to-end. The channels factor is affiliate-based. Think sticky. Think front-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the buzzword "strategic".