Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. Without adequate systems, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2C. Without partnerships, you will lack virally-distributed TQC. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Think dot-com, granular. Think scalable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not proactive. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "media sourcing". Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We think that most sexy web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for monitoring emerging user communities? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be world-class? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics factor is real-time.