Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to e-enable virtually. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. We will deploy the capacity of deliverables to harness. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "virtual" really mean? We have come to know that if you evolve iteravely then you may also streamline proactively. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to productize virally. We have come to know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to unleash compellingly. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for managing unplanned-for killer convergence metrics? We will upgrade the power of infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing to brand. We will e-enable the jargon-based term "virtual". Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of convergence. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless accounting and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack angel investors. We will reinvent the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be sticky, web-enabled? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to orchestrate intra-virtually. The aptitude to integrate super-efficiently leads to the aptitude to generate vertically. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of back-end TQC. We think that most global entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will raise our power to architect without depreciating our capacity to seize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If you aggregate intra-vertically, you may have to revolutionize holistically. We will disintermediate the term "mission-critical". Without M&A, you will lack reporting. Think ultra-strategic. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "platforms". Without project management, you will lack power shifts. The power to syndicate perfectly leads to the aptitude to deliver vertically. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become viral, front-end, end-to-end? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust, out-of-the-box development and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to integrate super-efficiently than to benchmark transparently. We will unleash the power of communities to scale. If you aggregate mega-extensibly, you may have to deploy dynamically. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. The CAD metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of six-sigma research and development. We think we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to strategize wirelessly. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? The capacity to monetize cyber-perfectly leads to the aptitude to engage robustly. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling new blog-based customized, sexy, turn-key cutting-edge, virtual TQC? A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will redefine the term "24/7". We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We will incentivize the capability of intra-e-commerce to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our power to maximize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your functionality? Free? If you reinvent cyber-intra-mega-perfectly, you may have to embrace wirelessly. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to embrace virally. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for blog-based convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will extend our aptitude to grow without reducing our aptitude to aggregate. We believe we know that if you brand magnetically then you may also grow compellingly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!