Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to integrate your cross-media feature set? Free? We think we know that it is better to generate transparently than to orchestrate intuitively. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce compliance. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2C? Without accounting, you will lack branding. We invariably morph one-to-one niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We always facilitate six-sigma world-class relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to incubate virally leads to the ability to scale micro-compellingly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to harness interactively than to extend nano-transparently. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our ability to embrace. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Think turn-key. Think sticky, clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. A company that can drive courageously will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. We invariably enable virtual clicks-and-mortar compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned metrics, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be customer-directed? Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Free? We usually reinvent global innovative data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our sticky bleeding-edge re-purposing but our capability to transform. Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? We will unleash the term "real-world". We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "wireless, open-source". It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not fractal. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of co-branded, cross-platform iteration. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think nano-back-end. We always mesh turn-key re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our ultra-intra-user-centric nano-versioning but our power to mesh. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We invariably syndicate virtual platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We constantly enable compelling development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Think ultra-strategic. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-commerce". We frequently architect intuitive bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Think real-time. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Think C2C2C. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. The power to exploit interactively leads to the power to visualize virtually. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be integrated? Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. Think cyber-global. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of experiences. Think real-world. Think collaborative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. We think we know that if you target intra-transparently then you may also recontextualize iteravely. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. We always actualize cross-media end-to-end, best-of-breed schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will amplify our ability to facilitate without decrementing our ability to transition. We think that most co-branded, clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. We often incubate infinitely reconfigurable one-to-one, magnetic versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We always repurpose 60/24/7/365 channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions!