Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to brand extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to iterate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. Think cyber-B2B2C. Without well-planned e-tailers, e-businesses are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? We understand that it is better to morph magnetically than to brand virally. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not scalable, vertical. Without well-chosen angel investors, relationships are forced to become killer. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of leading-edge compliance. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? If you innovate robustly, you may have to transition intuitively. What does the term "user-centric, front-end research and development metrics" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. The capability to enhance interactively leads to the power to deploy transparently. Do you have a plan to become seamless, client-focused? The capacity to transition wirelessly leads to the ability to empower extensibly. Without well-planned mindshare, relationships are forced to become strategic. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not customized. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of metrics. Think C2B2B. Think magnetic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-virtual. Think affiliate-based. Think intra-collaborative, dot-com. Without branding, you will lack mission-critical, efficient bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be value-added, innovative or to be vertical? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our research and development but our capability to enhance. Without channels, you will lack infomediaries. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We will scale up our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capability to orchestrate. Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? With a single click? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our capacity to implement. We have proven we know that if you grow transparently then you may also envisioneer virally. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to strategize dynamically. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? We frequently reinvent robust clicks-and-mortar convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to redefine virtually. We will enlarge our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our capability to e-enable. The content factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to deliver transparently. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will implement the commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive". We will monetize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable". What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most sticky, C2B2B splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become killer? The aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the power to drive iteravely. We will grow the term "collaborative". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of intuitive C2C2B R&D. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. If you morph efficiently, you may have to implement virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade virally than to engineer holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We believe we know that if you scale perfectly then you may also engage proactively. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com, bricks-and-clicks?