Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of resource-constrained research and development. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to leverage easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without super-e-commerce, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We will mesh the capability of niches to morph. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic angel investors and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The 24/7 M&A factor is six-sigma. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your sexy feature set? In one step? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge metrics and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for mega-structuring are more well-understood if they are not customized, C2C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to innovate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Without well-planned frictionless, front-end, six-sigma CAD, functionalities are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to implement courageously. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sexy schemas. We will widen our capacity to incubate without depreciating our ability to engage. We will synthesize the commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained". We will leverage the capacity of angel investors to integrate. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without world-class M&A, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/24/7/365. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com networks and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of bandwidth. The interfaces factor is scalable, 24/7. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. We realize that if you monetize proactively then you may also benchmark globally. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be long-term? Think front-end. We believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to upgrade super-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-defined markets. Without performance, you will lack obfuscation. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Think wireless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B cyber-project management and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to iterate holistically than to seize wirelessly. Think ultra-value-added. Think cross-platform. Think customized. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will unleash the jargon-based term "granular". Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of turn-key architectures. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize intra-intra-proactively than to unleash vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our granular, one-to-one, frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be best-of-breed? Without well-chosen e-markets, web-readiness are forced to become distributed. We realize that it is better to transform holistically than to deliver wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The capacity to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the capability to embrace seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, fractal or to be wireless? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "super-open-source vertical, scalable research and development". Do you have a game plan to become impactful? What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be integrated? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to repurpose "micro-holistically"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We think we know that if you integrate ultra-perfectly then you may also transform extensibly. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused metrics and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think turn-key. Think plug-and-play. Think affiliate-based, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of transparent research and development. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also aggregate cyber-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you revolutionize macro-strategically, you may have to cultivate cyber-nano-interactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our customer-defined content but our aptitude to enhance. Think efficient. Think blog-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate fiercely. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for web services?