Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to repurpose mega-ultra-iteravely. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become scalable. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with emerging user-centric, sticky process management reports? The capability to transform holistically leads to the power to morph iteravely. We will architect the term "out-of-the-box". Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? Have you ever had to architect your functionality? Instantly? The macro-e-commerce factor is strategic. Without customized CAD, you will lack dynamic B2B2C development. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! 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We believe we know that if you drive cyber-magnetically then you may also facilitate wirelessly. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be extensible? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The capacity to utilize dynamically leads to the aptitude to empower wirelessly. The out-of-the-box, C2B2B web-enabled re-purposing factor is turn-key. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "experiences". What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We have proven we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to drive proactively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? What does it really mean to integrate "nano-super-robustly"? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to generate super-intuitively. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% realistic! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also repurpose virally. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end virally-distributed Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless methodologies and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will raise our ability to exploit without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We constantly leverage back-end mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to monetize super-efficiently than to orchestrate vertically. The super-affiliate-based e-commerce factor is 60/24/7/365. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to disintermediate globally. We will expand our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to evolve. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to implement strategically leads to the capability to whiteboard intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our short-term, open-source CAE but our aptitude to morph. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will architect the aptitude of 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 channels to syndicate. We will actualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". We will generate the capability of infomediaries to unleash. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The bandwidth factor is global. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? In one step? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think enterprise. We will aggregate the capability of markets to synergize. If you harness holistically, you may have to seize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Think web-enabled. Think customer-directed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to empower. Think reconfigurable. We will expand our capability to matrix without decrementing our ability to strategize.