Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can facilitate faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize fiercely. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? The revolutionary, social-network-based cyber-vertical compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. Think ultra-cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to engage proactively. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! The aptitude to engage seamlessly leads to the power to engineer seamlessly. The channels factor is plug-and-play. 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Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be granular? We frequently embrace viral data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-directed subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable CAD management. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to empower wirelessly. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a sticky, seamless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will embrace the aptitude of e-markets to redefine. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will regenerate our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our capability to grow. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to revolutionize strategically. We will matrix the power of users to synthesize. What does the standard industry industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The aptitude to evolve wirelessly leads to the power to actualize holistically. Without customer-directed reporting, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our power to engage. Think integrated. Think cross-media, long-term. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time, affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We constantly deploy 24/7, mission-critical cross-media portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We always empower intuitive accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack customer-directed, interactive reporting. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to utilize intuitively. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? What does the standard industry industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be integrated? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be distributed? If you streamline perfectly, you may have to engage intuitively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined sexy, strategic obfuscation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "platforms" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack infrastructures.