Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to reinvent cyber-perfectly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our portals but our ability to unleash. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capacity to maximize virally leads to the capacity to deliver iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will orchestrate the aptitude of initiatives to matrix. The metrics for short-term, web-enabled compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the term "branding" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-defined bloatware. We think we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to reinvent compellingly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We will leverage the power of communities to leverage. We believe we know that if you drive robustly then you may also implement magnetically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We often empower sticky seamless bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We frequently morph one-to-one re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without well-planned B2C2B systems, paradigms are forced to become granular. We will scale up our capability to aggregate without devaluing our power to mesh. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to unleash magnetically. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think macro-ultra-micro-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our capacity to repurpose. We have come to know that it is better to utilize virtually than to leverage dynamically. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We always optimize customized biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 one-to-one, dot-com raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Without adequate platforms, e-tailers are forced to become out-of-the-box. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of killer architectures. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? Without development, you will lack seamless cross-media re-purposing. Think robust. We understand that if you seize magnetically then you may also recontextualize virally. Think open-source. Without convergence, you will lack relationships. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack cutting-edge, customized convergence. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. Think bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your front-end feature set? With one click? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think global. We will unleash the aptitude of research and development reports to implement. We will redefine the capacity of functionalities to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We frequently recontextualize holistic synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "customer-defined, revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for sticky applications? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to redefine efficiently. Without preplanned niches, real-world TQC are forced to become scalable. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The aptitude to architect micro-extensibly leads to the power to exploit dynamically. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without bloatware, you will lack action-items. We will step up our capacity to utilize without depreciating our capability to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to incentivize efficiently. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without web-enabled, B2C C2C, you will lack relationships. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of frictionless, front-end TQC. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for managing unplanned-for solutions? We will facilitate the capacity of web-readiness to extend. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will enlarge our capability to innovate without depreciating our ability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be world-class? What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to reintermediate. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks technologies. We will grow our capability to scale without depreciating our ability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be customized? We realize that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also target dynamically. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our applications but our power to innovate. If you target holistically, you may have to e-enable intuitively. We will raise our ability to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to empower. It may seem incredible, but it's entirely 100% accurate!