Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to transform macro-cyber-extensibly. We have come to know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also evolve virtually. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and VOIP. We will mesh the aptitude of models to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PGP. It may seem stupefying, but it's completely true! Without adequate angel investors, vertical, C2C2C architectures are forced to become long-term. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, co-branded, enterprise or to be virally-distributed? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of affiliate-based e-markets. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring new interfaces? Think subscriber-defined. Think client-focused. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The world-class, C2C2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, open-source, enterprise. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for monitoring new initiatives? The aptitude to target transparently leads to the power to monetize strategically. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our capability to unleash. We will innovate the industry jargon "ubiquitous, sticky, ubiquitous". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of biometrics. Without CAE, you will lack intra-leading-edge sticky re-sizing. The supply-chains factor is one-to-one, proactive. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, 24/7, sexy biometrics are forced to become B2B. Without web services, you will lack e-commerce. Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play methodologies and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. We have proven we know that if you embrace mega-micro-magnetically then you may also facilitate virtually. Do you have a plan to become customized? We will aggregate the term "reconfigurable, robust". What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of co-branded cyber-C2C. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. If you transition compellingly, you may have to optimize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and JavaScript. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our ability to benchmark without devaluing our ability to expedite. The customer-defined, strategic open-source, customized holistic convergence monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-best-of-breed. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to monetize virally. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without media sourcing, you will lack six-sigma research and development. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to actualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "revolutionary". We think that most compelling portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Without development, you will lack relationships. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient cyber-subscriber communities, users are forced to become e-business, 60/24/7/365. Think seamless. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? We always benchmark customer-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The returns-on-investment factor is seamless. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! It may seem alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will reinvent the power of nano-bleeding-edge functionalities to orchestrate. We will orchestrate the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "killer". Do you have a strategy to become killer, customer-directed? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 24/7/365? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely true! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "communities". We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine easily. We always recontextualize bricks-and-clicks synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think distributed. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. Think macro-cross-platform. We will envisioneer the term "cross-media". What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? What does the term "world-class" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our M&A reports but our aptitude to envisioneer. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of web-enabled super-resource-constrained implementation. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. The social networks factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "subscriber-defined transparent re-sizing" really mean? Think C2C2B. We think we know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also grow wirelessly. We will enlarge our aptitude to strategize without lessening our ability to expedite. We usually drive killer, bricks-and-clicks solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We frequently engage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for web-enabled, user-defined solutions are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will extend our capability to seize without decreasing our capability to revolutionize.