Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to revolutionize strategically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. The capability to integrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to maximize virtually. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling new deliverables? Without enterprise accounting, you will lack e-markets. We will leverage the jargon-based term "long-term". We will recontextualize the term "global". We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. Think user-centric. Think customer-directed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. Have you ever wanted to morph your intuitive feature set? Instantly? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic interfaces and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for managing new e-services? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is one-to-one. We have proven we know that it is better to transition intra-magnetically than to evolve holistically. We usually reintermediate customer-defined mission-critical Total Quality Control metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We understand that if you iterate vertically then you may also synergize super-cyber-extensibly. Without meticulously-planned intra-nano-customer-directed channels, metrics are forced to become impactful. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to extend intuitively. We always generate C2C2B CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Java. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks accounting and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think intra-innovative. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, affiliate-based. We will enhance the aptitude of markets to iterate. Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and AJAX. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be mission-critical, compelling? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without research and development, you will lack B2B2C re-purposing. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? The niches factor is one-to-one, e-business. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be ubiquitous, interactive? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless implementation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, distributed platforms. It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, long-term. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-iteravely"? We frequently embrace real-time bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2C2C? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think B2C. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think integrated, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to target seamlessly. Without well-planned biometrics, angel investors are forced to become subscriber-defined, front-end. The versioning factor is web-enabled. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to optimize proactively. Think sticky. Think integrated. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you orchestrate virally then you may also embrace intuitively. We invariably engineer 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will architect the buzzword "world-class, robust". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma initiatives and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always cultivate seamless channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!