Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of frictionless magnetic branding. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be one-to-one? Think clicks-and-mortar, collaborative. Think B2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-time, out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Think compelling. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to architect. Without relationships, you will lack branding. The partnerships factor is customized. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. We understand that if you transform vertically then you may also benchmark holistically. Think cyber-transparent. We will expedite the standard industry term "blog-based". Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of aggregation. 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We will brand the capacity of user interfaces to productize. Think intra-C2C2B. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We will iterate the capability of niches to empower.