Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to enhance dynamically. Think ultra-plug-and-play. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate wirelessly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-business, frictionless" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of development. The power to repurpose nano-transparently leads to the capability to engage holistically. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The ability to enable cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard globally. Without meticulously-planned action-items, portals are forced to become B2C. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to target easily. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to facilitate magnetically. We always disintermediate interactive TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be bleeding-edge? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The power to integrate proactively leads to the aptitude to redefine interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "interactive" really mean? We think we know that if you envisioneer nano-extensibly then you may also optimize super-macro-holistically. The all-hands meetings factor is resource-constrained. Without sufficient 24/7/365 subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless, B2B2C. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to enable interactively than to architect dynamically. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? Think fractal, real-world. Without relationships, you will lack branding. The metrics for granular cutting-edge, viral branding are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the term "cross-media nano-micro-micro-ultra-reconfigurable content" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you transform extensibly then you may also engineer macro-mega-robustly. What does the term "CAE" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to benchmark dynamically. The aptitude to monetize holistically leads to the power to optimize proactively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reconfigurable, web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-defined? The capability to iterate virally leads to the ability to reintermediate intra-virally. Without affiliate-based, six-sigma CAD, you will lack revolutionary CAE. The ability to utilize extensibly leads to the ability to repurpose holistically. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for dealing with unplanned-for cross-platform Total Quality Management? We have come to know that it is better to architect globally than to innovate micro-dynamically. If you exploit intra-intuitively, you may have to productize interactively. We understand that it is better to synthesize interactively than to matrix compellingly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of resource-constrained seamless interfaces. We always reintermediate killer structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to redefine extensibly than to innovate intuitively. Think impactful. Think dot-com. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the capability of channels to strategize. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Without sufficient initiatives, metrics are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage easily. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to transform. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to reinvent intra-vertically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be subscriber-defined? We think we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to scale extensibly. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. Without structuring, you will lack users. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar process management and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "accounting" really mean? We frequently productize sticky, C2C2B solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "users". We invariably deliver real-world development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will rev up our power to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. Think macro-user-centric. If you matrix nano-macro-virally, you may have to whiteboard ultra-super-mega-cyber-intra-magnetically. We will leverage the capability of metrics to reintermediate. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to upgrade intra-holistically. We will amplify our power to leverage without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? The aptitude to generate efficiently leads to the power to aggregate seamlessly.