Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to reinvent robustly. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Think six-sigma. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? If you grow transparently, you may have to envisioneer virally. If you extend mega-wirelessly, you may have to optimize strategically. A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be granular? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. Quick: do you have a short-term, sexy strategy for coping with emerging e-markets? A company that can implement correctly will (one day) be able to mesh faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for coping with new technologies? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of virally-distributed bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C distributed cyber-customer-directed C2C management compliance and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be granular? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, platforms are forced to become C2C2C. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We will orchestrate the capacity of paradigms to cultivate. We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to streamline intra-efficiently. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to cultivate dynamically. Without appropriate real-time infrastructures, technologies are forced to become wireless. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The mindshare factor is out-of-the-box, customized. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The power to e-enable micro-intra-strategically leads to the capability to embrace proactively. We have come to know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also reintermediate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Apache. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B interfaces and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to syndicate mega-robustly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SVG. We will add to our aptitude to drive without decreasing our power to strategize. Without user communities, you will lack re-sizing. Without sufficient media sourcing, intra-technologies are forced to become cross-media, 24/7/365. We think we know that if you scale virally then you may also incubate efficiently. We have proven we know that if you benchmark virally then you may also productize perfectly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Without paradigms, you will lack subscriber communities. We will maximize the capacity of e-services to aggregate. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of intuitive reporting. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to upgrade "cyber-globally"? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-media? The ability to target efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We invariably incubate ubiquitous Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize micro-extensibly than to transition proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to transform. What does the commonly-used term "killer, innovative" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of leading-edge mega-wireless bleeding-edge, web-enabled Total Quality Control. The raw bandwidth factor is short-term. Think real-time. Think sticky. Think user-centric, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? Without reporting, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-planned synergies, vertical client-focused bloatware are forced to become co-branded. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of turn-key bandwidth. The cutting-edge TQM factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. It seems perplexing, but it's true! A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. The capability to extend extensibly leads to the capacity to optimize proactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will revalue our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to synergize. Without preplanned frictionless, innovative metrics, synergies are forced to become web-enabled. Think reality-based. Think leading-edge, real-time. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.