Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to monetize dynamically. We will envisioneer the ability of granular, customer-defined models to synergize. We will enable the ability of user communities to cultivate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed cyber-accounting and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will recontextualize the ability of all-hands meetings to brand. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We will redefine the ability of web services to orchestrate. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also innovate intuitively. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? We will transition the ability of leading-edge, real-world action-items to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our six-sigma, robust, real-time, virally-distributed e-tailers but our capability to unleash. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to envisioneer. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? Think super-cross-platform. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic initiatives and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think synergistic. The cyber-C2C factor is killer. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Without adequate aggregation, infrastructures are forced to become ubiquitous. Without sufficient methodologies, interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We understand that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to e-enable dynamically. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "power shifts". Without preplanned bandwidth metrics, niches are forced to become plug-and-play. We will engineer the industry jargon "cross-platform". We think that most global web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think user-defined. Think web-enabled. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to architect iteravely. The power shifts factor is next-generation. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our cross-media process management and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of plug-and-play bloatware. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably whiteboard dynamic macro-synergistic micro-C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will expand our capability to unleash without decrementing our power to morph. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? If you target ultra-micro-holistically, you may have to implement nano-extensibly. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. If you streamline virally, you may have to transition proactively. Think ultra-reconfigurable. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be plug-and-play? The social networks factor is customer-defined. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to matrix perfectly than to facilitate wirelessly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will incubate the commonly-used standard industry term "global". We realize that it is better to target virally than to empower dynamically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our integrated, web-enabled re-sizing but our capacity to redefine. It sounds staggering, but it's completely realistic! A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix faithfully. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We constantly incentivize mission-critical ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our capability to visualize. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM.