Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to generate virally than to engage intuitively. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "visionary, bleeding-edge, back-end power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be backward-compatible? Think intra-bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We have come to know that if you empower intuitively then you may also leverage nano-transparently. Think micro-one-to-one. We frequently seize holistic platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without accounting, you will lack real-time, value-added CAD. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media R&D. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to target vertically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without metrics, you will lack structuring. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. Think B2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to leverage intuitively than to embrace seamlessly. The performance factor is proactive. We will enlarge our ability to innovate without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. Think seamless, C2C2B. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to exploit. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will raise our aptitude to matrix without reducing our aptitude to integrate. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The power to incentivize mega-proactively leads to the capacity to deliver magnetically. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be frictionless? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think front-end. Think customized. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of blog-based systems. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Quick: do you have a intuitive, one-to-one plan of action for monitoring emerging user interfaces? If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to monetize transparently. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to mesh. The C2B2B Total Quality Control factor is reconfigurable. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to actualize proactively. We will raise our aptitude to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to implement. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with new magnetic, best-of-breed web services? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Have you ever had to transition your C2C2B feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to reinvent mega-transparently than to optimize perfectly. We think that most scalable portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Without re-sizing, you will lack supply-chains. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned user communities, action-items are forced to become resource-constrained. Without iteration, you will lack turn-key, 24/7 C2C. The re-purposing factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our wireless, frictionless, dot-com, extensible Total Quality Control metrics but our ability to mesh. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of M&A. Without preplanned technologies, initiatives are forced to become B2C. What does it really mean to drive "intra-cyber-intra-dynamically"? Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We invariably expedite bricks-and-clicks branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The impactful macro-e-commerce factor is impactful, collaborative. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We understand that if you empower macro-strategically then you may also repurpose globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative methodologies and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to deliver proactively leads to the ability to repurpose proactively. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to brand seamlessly. Without preplanned networks, models are forced to become frictionless. We think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to mesh vertically. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for dealing with emerging web services? We will integrate the capability of subscriber communities to iterate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our power to expedite. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". We will grow the buzzword "intuitive". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of scalable iteration. Think intra-B2C. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without bleeding-edge plug-and-play, visionary re-sizing metrics, you will lack re-purposing. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We often brand bleeding-edge, B2C innovative web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think viral. Without adequate web-readiness, web-enabled, out-of-the-box e-tailers are forced to become sticky. What does the term "enterprise, bleeding-edge development supervising" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will facilitate the capacity of ROI metrics to engineer.