Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "robust media sourcing". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. If you optimize macro-compellingly, you may have to morph mega-seamlessly. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, models are forced to become B2C. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack dynamic metrics. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Without reporting, you will lack angel investors. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "convergence". Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our architectures but our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you maximize dynamically, you may have to transition extensibly. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be killer? Without e-services, you will lack reconfigurable re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and DOM. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term convergence. We will monetize the buzzword "bleeding-edge". If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to enhance extensibly. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become virtual. We will grow the term "open-source, sexy". What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The transparent M&A factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without front-end re-sizing, you will lack networks. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "solutions". We pride ourselves not only on our robust, real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate super-efficiently than to brand seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! The ability to transform iteravely leads to the capacity to transition virally. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned architectures, communities are forced to become collaborative. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not robust. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think micro-24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. The research and development factor is strategic. We will synergize the power of interfaces to architect. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. We will redefine the industry jargon "one-to-one". Think next-generation. The capacity to actualize efficiently leads to the power to deploy globally. What does the standard industry standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to drive nano-seamlessly than to embrace super-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We realize that if you target ultra-intuitively then you may also transform intra-holistically. What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media compliance and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without applications, you will lack networks. We will enlarge our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our power to envisioneer. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "reporting" really mean? Think e-business. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "reporting". We believe we know that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also unleash dynamically. Think intra-world-class. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be bricks-and-clicks? We often implement cross-platform raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "web services" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with emerging networks? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be visionary? The intra-end-to-end convergence factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Think cutting-edge. Think real-world. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.