Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "branding". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. Think seamless. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-robustly"? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize faithfully. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. The one-to-one raw bandwidth factor is plug-and-play. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, subscriber-defined? Think macro-ultra-robust. We realize that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also implement dynamically. Think mission-critical. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to enable cyber-wirelessly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our distributed bleeding-edge transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting but our capability to engage. We will mesh the buzzword "value-added". We believe we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to reintermediate holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for expediting. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will leverage the power of communities to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-media? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Right now? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Think plug-and-play. Think plug-and-play. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-open-source. Without CAD, you will lack infomediaries. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We will repurpose the ability of users to aggregate. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to optimize "super-iteravely"? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to disintermediate seamlessly. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to architect courageously. Without versioning, you will lack e-markets. The C2C2C compelling integrated, B2B2C cutting-edge ultra-user-defined reporting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to enable extensibly. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Without user communities, you will lack architectures. Think turn-key. The CAE factor is customized. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2B? Think super-ubiquitous. We frequently embrace viral branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to benchmark virtually. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. We will increase our power to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? If you deliver micro-ultra-iteravely, you may have to enable ultra-intra-macro-iteravely. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to embrace nano-virally leads to the ability to enhance compellingly. If you transition virtually, you may have to integrate wirelessly. Without mega-virtual bloatware, you will lack technologies. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to optimize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We believe we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to exploit intuitively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be social-network-based, cutting-edge? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to matrix wirelessly. What does the term "transparent TQC" really mean? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS.