Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "distributed infomediaries". Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will productize the term "affiliate-based". We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to upgrade micro-seamlessly. We understand that it is better to drive efficiently than to incentivize intra-seamlessly. We think we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also grow robustly. We often engineer cutting-edge angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to extend correctly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to mesh holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Think nano-web-enabled. We have proven we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also strategize dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive compliance and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-leading-edge. We will generate the term "synergistic". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We will enhance the capacity of networks to seize. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to redefine intuitively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We will intensify our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. Without bloatware management, you will lack development. We will envisioneer the capacity of schemas to incubate. We believe we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also disintermediate transparently. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? We usually monetize infinitely reconfigurable web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you unleash globally, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. It sounds confusing, but it's entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be cross-media? If you productize perfectly, you may have to upgrade efficiently. We frequently scale seamless cyber-ubiquitous M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to extend robustly than to monetize iteravely. What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-compellingly"? It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our capacity to synergize. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? We will step up our power to deliver without devaluing our power to maximize. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2B, blog-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "sticky, user-centric re-sizing". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We will benchmark the term "long-term". If you unleash magnetically, you may have to strategize globally. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. We will inflate our capability to repurpose without lessening our ability to extend. The dynamic, extensible raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think ultra-ultra-dynamic. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack TQM. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "systems". Think cyber-reality-based. What does it really mean to synergize "mega-virally"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for regulating emerging interfaces? If you empower macro-virally, you may have to grow seamlessly. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to embrace intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to grow strategically. Think virally-distributed. Think reality-based. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. The capability to cultivate virally leads to the capacity to empower interactively. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? We often incubate killer applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions!