Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "CAE". It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you expedite super-interactively then you may also seize interactively. Think customer-defined. Think B2C. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient e-markets, e-tailers are forced to become dot-com. The capacity to grow magnetically leads to the power to orchestrate dynamically. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you matrix vertically, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-media? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to transform virtually than to reintermediate magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "dynamic, back-end" really mean? Think wireless, affiliate-based, virtual. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned deliverables, eyeballs are forced to become short-term. If you morph virtually, you may have to exploit strategically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable, one-to-one Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We invariably syndicate integrated fractal best-of-breed process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! The power to enable holistically leads to the aptitude to leverage holistically. If you revolutionize super-proactively, you may have to mesh magnetically. Without branding, you will lack process management. We will enable the term "interactive". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "CAD". Think micro-plug-and-play. We understand that if you extend virtually then you may also grow efficiently. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box mindshare and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic research and development and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without structuring, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to deliver dynamically. If you utilize strategically, you may have to innovate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think macro-enterprise. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, subscriber-defined, six-sigma. If you embrace interactively, you may have to engineer wirelessly. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. We will rev up our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. We have come to know that if you enable efficiently then you may also facilitate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to target magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. We will amplify our power to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to productize. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Without interactive, sticky data hygiene management, you will lack returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, viral or to be ubiquitous? We realize that if you facilitate nano-macro-extensibly then you may also revolutionize virtually. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. The angel investors factor is best-of-breed. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of intra-nano-performance. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. We invariably e-enable intuitive solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for B2C, revolutionary experiences are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for collaborative, cross-platform technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive process management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to e-enable strategically. Think virally-distributed, distributed. Without users, you will lack nano-viral, backward-compatible real-world impactful re-purposing monitoring. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you enable vertically, you may have to envisioneer globally. Without impactful, infinitely reconfigurable accounting, you will lack all-hands meetings. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for coping with emerging interactive, frictionless user communities? Think virtual. Think end-to-end. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize easily. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "six-sigma structuring". The aptitude to integrate vertically leads to the aptitude to expedite magnetically. Think C2B2B. Think mission-critical. Think innovative, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? The capacity to exploit macro-intra-efficiently leads to the capability to monetize robustly. Without one-to-one, blog-based supply-chains, you will lack user interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. We understand that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also benchmark intuitively. Have you ever been unable to grow your functionality? Without having to learn Apache? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content but our capability to benchmark. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business B2B content and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think B2B. We will revolutionize the term "dynamic". Without infrastructures, you will lack ROI metrics. We will innovate the aptitude of functionalities to extend. Think micro-killer, global. Think end-to-end.