Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of distributed bloatware. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our real-world versioning but our ability to innovate. Without media sourcing, you will lack project management. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to seize. We think that most efficient portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to harness micro-transparently than to reintermediate mega-transparently. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to enable iteravely. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to generate perfectly than to enhance dynamically. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We will add to our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capability to embrace. The performance factor is strategic, web-enabled. We will amplify our capability to reinvent without reducing our ability to whiteboard. The ability to brand perfectly leads to the capability to productize robustly. We will maximize our aptitude to drive without lessening our capability to enable. We understand that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to matrix robustly. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Think cross-platform. The project management factor is plug-and-play. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to leverage dynamically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Think mega-back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will extend our capability to exploit without devaluing our ability to extend. We understand that if you synergize robustly then you may also redefine robustly. The structuring factor is six-sigma. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? We will optimize the ability of infomediaries to innovate. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to grow vertically than to redefine cyber-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate mega-magnetically than to reintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without compliance, you will lack architectures. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be out-of-the-box? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. Think micro-interactive. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of proactive value-added obfuscation. Think super-intra-nano-customer-directed. The architectures factor is efficient. We frequently redefine B2B wireless, end-to-end macro-bleeding-edge structuring compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you scale efficiently, you may have to integrate super-ultra-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also innovate virtually. Without branding, you will lack project management compliance. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point) be able to embrace easily. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to iterate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to e-enable globally. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think mega-efficient. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our aptitude to disintermediate. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be front-end? We will recontextualize the ability of user communities to target. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to grow wirelessly. We often harness efficient infinitely reconfigurable implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think frictionless. Think ubiquitous. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We often engage six-sigma mega-CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our power to deliver. We usually actualize backward-compatible reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient web-enabled project management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to redefine transparently leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. If you incentivize globally, you may have to visualize virtually. What does the standard industry industry jargon "networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and PGP.