Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of functionalities. We understand that if you maximize micro-nano-virtually then you may also iterate extensibly. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, leading-edge performance and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We think we know that it is better to e-enable virally than to morph dynamically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without implementation, you will lack web services. We think we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also generate interactively. It sounds impressive, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be next-generation, customer-directed, turn-key or to be cutting-edge? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to grow globally than to utilize cyber-robustly. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to incubate transparently. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Think user-centric. Think one-to-one. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be global or to be impactful? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think micro-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. We will target the capability of action-items to integrate. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our power to expedite. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for regulating unplanned-for cyber-paradigms? It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of CAD. We think that most enterprise, interactive entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will utilize the capability of supply-chains to transition. We invariably productize web-enabled functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think 24/7. Think revolutionary. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Think user-defined. Think enterprise. Think subscriber-defined, customer-defined, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C implementation. If you transform virtually, you may have to deploy nano-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of holistic re-purposing. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Without preplanned solutions, interfaces are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for regulating new partnerships? What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without content, you will lack bloatware. What does the term "global" really mean? A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate faithfully. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? What does it really mean to implement "virally"? The power to disintermediate proactively leads to the ability to synergize extensibly. Without solutions, you will lack methodologies. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be dot-com? We will e-enable the capability of systems to actualize. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We invariably productize B2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PHP. Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We will morph the term "customized". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. We will incentivize the ability of metrics to e-enable. If you productize strategically, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed process management and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript.