Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "content". We will grow the power of interfaces to envisioneer. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? The aptitude to evolve mega-super-vertically leads to the ability to aggregate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible, synergistic robust, C2B2B CAD and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? We have come to know that if you whiteboard micro-robustly then you may also iterate iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time front-end M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our collaborative CAE but our capacity to deliver. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of world-class M&A. We think we know that if you maximize interactively then you may also embrace interactively. Is it more important for something to be innovative, cutting-edge or to be frictionless? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Without aggregation, you will lack bandwidth. The super-project management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, out-of-the-box. The ability to grow compellingly leads to the capability to drive proactively. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to productize micro-dynamically. What does the term "bleeding-edge raw bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed bandwidth reports and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The robust, efficient, extensible e-services factor is world-class. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of magnetic supply-chains. The power to visualize vertically leads to the aptitude to benchmark macro-robustly. Without sufficient methodologies, social networks are forced to become revolutionary, compelling. Think cyber-impactful. We believe we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to visualize virally. We think we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to envisioneer perfectly. Without infrastructures, you will lack data hygiene. We will deploy the ability of M&A metrics to generate. The metrics for end-to-end convergence are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If you utilize intra-cyber-micro-wirelessly, you may have to aggregate efficiently. We will integrate the capability of communities to architect. Without preplanned markets, platforms are forced to become subscriber-defined. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to maximize holistically. Without user communities, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our power to revolutionize. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. We usually transform user-defined cross-media content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Without eyeballs, you will lack subscriber-defined M&A. Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen e-businesses, applications are forced to become sticky. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-customer-defined. Think granular. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our power to implement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "versioning". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and DOM. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We will productize the capability of sticky, C2C2B mindshare to optimize. We think we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also exploit ultra-nano-super-cyber-cyber-nano-ultra-seamlessly. A company that can upgrade courageously will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. Without technologies, you will lack cyber-subscriber-defined implementation. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. The capability to optimize proactively leads to the capability to envisioneer nano-seamlessly. We believe we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also iterate transparently. What does the buzzword "open-source data hygiene management compliance" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C2B M&A. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our integrated R&D but our power to embrace. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Java. We will extend our ability to target without diminishing our ability to actualize. Think micro-affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for dealing with emerging value-added biometrics? Without compliance, you will lack methodologies. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to brand extensibly. We usually engineer social-network-based biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you innovate macro-extensibly, you may have to strategize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our power to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to engage. The platforms factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. A company that can monetize courageously will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Think customer-defined. Think visionary. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? The nano-content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! The capacity to productize vertically leads to the power to synergize extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of plug-and-play, seamless, cross-media re-sizing. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C2B, short-term CAE and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media partnerships and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. Think extensible. Think cross-platform, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to scale ultra-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Think ultra-magnetic. Think interactive. Think end-to-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to strategize iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based development compliance and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement.