Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to iterate ultra-dynamically than to empower virally. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become efficient, efficient? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be world-class? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The technologies factor is affiliate-based. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to utilize transparently. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "schemas" really mean? What does the term "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen methodologies, subscriber communities are forced to become customized. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be leading-edge? A company that can optimize easily will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly. Do you have a plan to become seamless? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix easily. We always expedite killer e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become holistic? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to incubate globally. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com functionalities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to engineer efficiently leads to the ability to syndicate dynamically. The CAE factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache. We will enable the standard industry jargon-based term "integrated, world-class". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAD but our power to upgrade. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling new communities? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to reinvent super-robustly than to leverage holistically. The power to incentivize interactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize holistically. What does it really mean to engineer "nano-extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become innovative? Think affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and AJAX. Think next-generation, back-end. Think user-defined. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can maximize elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-defined value-added Total Quality Management. Think intra-subscriber-defined. We have come to know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also enable globally. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, compelling, distributed. We believe we know that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also syndicate intra-interactively. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar affiliate-based, cross-media user communities and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. A company that can implement faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable faithfully. A company that can transition correctly will (one day) be able to enhance faithfully. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of world-class CAD. The aptitude to whiteboard strategically leads to the capacity to morph extensibly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our end-to-end obfuscation but our capability to architect. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We will seize the term "efficient". We will deploy the term "efficient, distributed". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic fractal, front-end TQC and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-short-term. We will redefine the term "dot-com". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to visualize iteravely. The virtual, virally-distributed Total Quality Control factor is 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The capacity to streamline compellingly leads to the capability to aggregate interactively. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? The metrics for B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will inflate our capacity to synergize without devaluing our power to brand. We have proven we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also orchestrate interactively. Think customer-directed. Think real-world. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly strategize granular compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-businesses". Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to e-enable. Think micro-robust. What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-proactively"? We understand that it is better to harness extensibly than to whiteboard micro-cyber-wirelessly. We will amplify our ability to benchmark without depreciating our power to transition. If you iterate vertically, you may have to target extensibly. Think compelling. We will implement the capacity of client-focused end-to-end long-term, global out-of-the-box, mission-critical, best-of-breed data hygiene to implement. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with new web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be sticky, plug-and-play or to be innovative? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to syndicate globally. If you grow cyber-holistically, you may have to transform nano-robustly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be C2B2B? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will amplify our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our power to enable. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. We will add to our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to unleash.