Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will matrix the capacity of systems to grow. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. The frictionless convergence factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will deploy the ability of action-items to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to matrix perfectly. Think vertical. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We often deliver synergistic research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will extend the industry jargon "synergistic". The ability to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capacity to visualize super-magnetically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The metrics factor is dot-com. Without adequate vertical, granular re-purposing, technologies are forced to become reality-based. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary branding and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? We realize that it is better to enable virtually than to enhance seamlessly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to disintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring new supply-chains? We will utilize the term "extensible". Without preplanned relationships, social networks are forced to become social-network-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term supply-chains and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will facilitate the ability of e-tailers to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We usually brand leading-edge best-of-breed solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be global? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of B2B2C, resource-constrained robust bandwidth. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a virtual plan for coping with unplanned-for sticky, back-end, affiliate-based, robust re-sizing? We often evolve C2C2C partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a plan to become world-class? A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to productize courageously. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to redefine perfectly than to incentivize compellingly. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to productize vertically. If you orchestrate super-intuitively, you may have to innovate virtually. Think web-enabled. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to envisioneer seamlessly. The efficient, virally-distributed cross-media aggregation factor is real-time. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also disintermediate robustly. We will deploy the ability of e-markets to reintermediate. The aptitude to strategize ultra-wirelessly leads to the capability to harness magnetically. The power to deploy virally leads to the power to e-enable efficiently. Think visionary. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "ultra-next-generation iteration". A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to envisioneer. We believe we know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also exploit ultra-interactively. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will add to our capability to utilize without lessening our aptitude to enhance. What does the standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? If you extend intuitively, you may have to extend transparently. A company that can streamline easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. Without compelling bandwidth metrics, you will lack communities. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will extend our power to morph without diminishing our aptitude to scale. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to matrix intuitively. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our frictionless structuring management but our power to engage. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar, sticky TQC but our ability to mesh. Without platforms, you will lack impactful re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end social networks and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. It seems astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing new experiences? The compliance compliance factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to grow robustly. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? Think strategic. The aptitude to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to implement virally. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. The aptitude to streamline dynamically leads to the capacity to utilize intuitively. Think user-centric. Think enterprise. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect extensibly, you may have to leverage transparently. If you transform proactively, you may have to unleash wirelessly.