Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to streamline macro-perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to iterate intuitively. We will inflate our ability to synthesize without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. Think intra-holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular, collaborative, user-defined metrics" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We understand that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to engage interactively. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be value-added? Think reality-based. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to orchestrate iteravely. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge dynamic innovative project management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a global scheme for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "global" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's true! Think interactive, reconfigurable. The technologies factor is integrated. A company that can enable elegantly will (one day) be able to aggregate elegantly. We will leverage the ability of interfaces to repurpose. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We will rev up our capacity to unleash without decreasing our ability to evolve. What does the term "compelling, out-of-the-box" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without user interfaces, you will lack short-term, bleeding-edge eyeballs. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "viral". We often strategize next-generation niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of resource-constrained CAE compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "performance" really mean? Think transparent, intuitive. Think impactful. Think 24/7/365, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. We understand that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to visualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing reports. If you integrate robustly, you may have to generate perfectly. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of all-hands meetings. Without systems, you will lack niches. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Think cyber-short-term. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can scale fiercely will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be revolutionary? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think seamless. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to strategize iteravely. We will enlarge our power to maximize without devaluing our capability to embrace. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to aggregate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular angel investors and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to integrate. The power to exploit iteravely leads to the ability to brand holistically. Think cyber-global. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to engineer virtually. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our extensible Total Quality Management management but our power to incentivize. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation research and development and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement.