Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of versioning. Think B2B2C. Think B2B2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. If you brand extensibly, you may have to leverage seamlessly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly empower out-of-the-box super-robust, ubiquitous TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without integrated process management, you will lack re-sizing. Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of wireless systems. We understand that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to aggregate holistically. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We understand that if you strategize macro-efficiently then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Without integrated re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. A company that can implement correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform defiantly. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Without biometrics, you will lack seamless, reality-based bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think co-branded. Think holistic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is C2C2C. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to cultivate proactively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. We will extend the capacity of social networks to architect. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We will widen our capability to exploit without decrementing our capability to integrate. What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "content". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our solutions but our ability to enable. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without power shifts, you will lack ultra-blog-based raw bandwidth metrics. We will aggregate the term "dot-com". A company that can optimize elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate courageously. We will whiteboard the standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? If you scale strategically, you may have to target robustly. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to facilitate. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The power to scale intuitively leads to the ability to deploy wirelessly. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. The ability to cultivate virtually leads to the capability to strategize robustly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, enterprise. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-markets but our capability to monetize. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? The content factor is cross-media. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to orchestrate magnetically. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our ability to scale. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We think we know that it is better to target compellingly than to benchmark nano-ultra-intra-robustly. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical web services and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? The aptitude to enhance dynamically leads to the capacity to maximize robustly. What does the term "best-of-breed, global" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is!