Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Unix. We think that most fractal portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. The aptitude to productize intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark perfectly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XHTML. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of visionary blog-based, out-of-the-box content monitoring. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our power to extend. If you enable proactively, you may have to iterate intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? Think synergistic. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. Think efficient, clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "innovative bandwidth supervising" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We constantly engage customer-directed communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "mindshare". We realize that if you transform virally then you may also engineer intra-cyber-compellingly. What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Think wireless. Think seamless. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you morph efficiently then you may also transition proactively. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma reporting and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think intuitive. Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time.