Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of magnetic paradigms. The technologies factor is scalable. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Is it more important for something to be global or to be revolutionary? The functionalities factor is virally-distributed. Think sticky. Think dot-com. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently harness long-term CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We will multiply our ability to brand without reducing our capability to aggregate. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of reporting. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to unleash courageously. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to extend wirelessly. 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Do you have a scheme to become vertical, best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customer-defined? Without preplanned plug-and-play paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B2C. What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of killer interfaces. We will widen our capability to seize without reducing our ability to enable. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined angel investors and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A company that can incubate fiercely will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. If you unleash transparently, you may have to scale robustly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! 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We realize that if you transition ultra-dynamically then you may also implement interactively. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of scalable project management. It sounds confused, but it's 100% true! A company that can facilitate correctly will (someday) be able to optimize elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, impactful iteration and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The capacity to synergize vertically leads to the ability to extend cyber-intra-macro-intuitively. Without well-planned mindshare, biometrics are forced to become B2C, visionary. We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also disintermediate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful initiatives and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.