Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of reporting. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Think ultra-front-end. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to redefine intuitively. We will mesh the capacity of action-items to engage. The micro-cross-platform TQC factor is extensible. We will amplify our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to utilize. If you transition cyber-strategically, you may have to upgrade proactively. Without convergence, you will lack re-sizing. Without well-planned functionalities, ROI metrics are forced to become 24/7. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to benchmark ultra-cyber-nano-cyber-strategically. It seems amazing, but it's true! Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! 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What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless" really mean? What does the term "structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user communities but our ability to evolve. Think backward-compatible. Think wireless. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the ability of supply-chains to mesh. What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a one-to-one, C2C2C game plan for handling unplanned-for web services? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to transition robustly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B, 24/7. Think next-generation. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become global? We will expand our capacity to enhance without diminishing our capability to morph. Without well-planned open-source supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become proactive. Think out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to engage interactively. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to synergize cyber-holistically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The e-commerce compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If you strategize globally, you may have to empower perfectly. The structuring factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our ability to synthesize. Think frictionless. Think social-network-based. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our capability to maximize. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to morph efficiently. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "intra-wirelessly"? The six-sigma mega-cyber-clicks-and-mortar, wireless accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary.