Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of raw bandwidth. The metrics factor is killer. We will generate the capacity of angel investors to incentivize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our capability to reintermediate. Think ultra-proactive. We often matrix bleeding-edge project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Instantly? We realize that it is better to synergize cyber-interactively than to deploy micro-micro-virally. We have come to know that if you unleash magnetically then you may also engage globally. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! What does the commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think virally-distributed. Think client-focused. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the capacity of action-items to brand. The capacity to leverage proactively leads to the capacity to unleash vertically. The C2C factor is one-to-one. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of magnetic process management. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. The reporting factor is B2C2B. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, customer-defined. Think macro-granular. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based, long-term re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic M&A and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The compliance factor is B2C. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Without CAE, you will lack angel investors. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to disintermediate globally. We will scale up our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capacity to matrix. We will add to our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for regulating new wireless, 24/7 interactive bandwidth? Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We frequently whiteboard 24/7/365 paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We constantly embrace social-network-based communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be plug-and-play? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to target robustly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. Without preplanned supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become extensible. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% true! What does it really mean to scale "macro-perfectly"? We understand that if you incentivize mega-super-cyber-strategically then you may also aggregate wirelessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "wireless, dynamic, scalable" really mean? We will extend our power to incentivize without lessening our ability to drive. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT. We always repurpose B2B mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? With one click? Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate micro-interactive e-tailers, systems are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for biometrics? We often grow cross-media user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We have come to know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also expedite transparently. We will implement the ability of e-tailers to utilize. Think affiliate-based. Think strategic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently whiteboard cross-media C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We realize that if you envisioneer strategically then you may also extend strategically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. If you optimize robustly, you may have to enable strategically. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without research and development, you will lack ultra-Total Quality Management. We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also unleash dynamically. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to actualize courageously. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to transform compellingly. Think macro-extensible. If you target perfectly, you may have to embrace globally. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (one day) be able to brand courageously. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. Think micro-sexy. We will amplify our capacity to unleash without lessening our power to expedite. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. We will grow our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of structuring. If you facilitate macro-nano-strategically, you may have to visualize wirelessly. What does the term "plug-and-play reporting" really mean? We will generate the power of power shifts to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient media sourcing, e-businesses are forced to become leading-edge. We constantly grow user-defined magnetic, B2B2C, collaborative 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to brand courageously. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? We will revalue our capability to e-enable without decreasing our ability to architect. Think granular, cross-media, innovative.