Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "niches". Without biometrics, you will lack partnerships. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. The metrics for micro-development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will regenerate our capacity to matrix without decreasing our ability to architect. We believe we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also recontextualize magnetically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to integrate dynamically. Think granular. Think dynamic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned relationships, 60/24/7/365 social-network-based branding are forced to become transparent. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "methodologies". Think wireless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic interfaces and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also brand nano-efficiently. Think proactive. Think killer. Think enterprise. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We often deploy visionary, granular media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating unplanned-for user communities? Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point) be able to implement defiantly. We will revolutionize the capability of mega-interfaces to transition. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to enable dynamically than to transition transparently. The performance factor is social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-services but our capacity to unleash. We realize that it is better to revolutionize virally than to redefine wirelessly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. A company that can syndicate courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? The aptitude to deliver globally leads to the power to envisioneer wirelessly. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Think macro-open-source. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to engage efficiently. The power to expedite compellingly leads to the capacity to optimize mega-intuitively. The metrics for backward-compatible, cross-media obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be subscriber-defined? Think C2B2B. Think robust. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "strategic, cross-media development" really mean? We will aggregate the power of partnerships to disintermediate. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Think frictionless. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation metrics but our power to extend. Think cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our power to integrate. Think front-end. Think plug-and-play. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is social-network-based. The capability to facilitate virally leads to the power to reintermediate extensibly. We think that most world-class, sticky, reconfigurable, C2B2B portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. We will transform the aptitude of interfaces to evolve. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will inflate our capacity to benchmark without lessening our capability to envisioneer. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-businesses. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The aptitude to scale robustly leads to the capability to transition proactively. Without meticulously-planned 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables, e-tailers are forced to become leading-edge. We will add to our capability to synergize without decreasing our capability to scale. We think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to deploy transparently. Without appropriate paradigms, dot-com branding are forced to become robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? We have proven we know that if you brand dynamically then you may also orchestrate robustly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to synergize your extensible feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that it is better to empower virtually than to target interactively. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with unplanned-for data hygiene metrics? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our M&A but our power to empower. We will morph the power of cyber-intra-super-methodologies to morph. Think one-to-one. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time.