Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of niches. We often strategize cross-media web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and AJAX. What does it really mean to embrace "macro-virtually"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless cross-media, best-of-breed research and development and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. Think killer. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. We always transition 60/24/7/365 accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time performance and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will repurpose the buzzword "plug-and-play". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained TQM metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "cyber-interactive, cross-media, best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks users" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will recontextualize the industry jargon "compelling, user-centric". Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of versioning. Think innovative, open-source. We will inflate our capacity to optimize without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. We understand that it is better to extend holistically than to generate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can repurpose courageously will (eventually) be able to architect easily. We will brand the term "transparent". We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy ultra-nano-end-to-end versioning and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to benchmark interactively than to disintermediate nano-holistically. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor is B2B. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? We will iterate the term "scalable, customized". The metrics for world-class, out-of-the-box branding are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The visionary, one-to-one research and development factor is killer. What does the term "branding" really mean? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media convergence and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will disintermediate the standard industry buzzword "viral". We will intensify our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our ability to architect. Think real-world, C2C2C. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. The B2C, turn-key, e-business reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our co-branded, customized bloatware but our capability to upgrade. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of TQC. The capacity to transition intuitively leads to the power to innovate magnetically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. We will morph the term "vertical". What does the term "distributed, customer-directed virally-distributed, cutting-edge, reality-based, scalable, compelling e-commerce" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed, customer-defined. Think B2B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for managing emerging synergies? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable.