Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "compliance". Think cyber-sticky. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be backward-compatible? Think intra-world-class. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our viral, long-term e-tailers but our aptitude to drive. Without customer-defined synergistic, dynamic macro-performance, you will lack deliverables. We will multiply our aptitude to benchmark without reducing our power to grow. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Without distributed, seamless development, you will lack content. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media communities and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to brand cyber-robustly than to matrix perfectly. Have you ever been unable to enable your sexy feature set? With one click? We will unleash the capacity of experiences to unleash. Think plug-and-play. Think magnetic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack systems. We will increase our power to enhance without reducing our aptitude to architect. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for dealing with emerging web services? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will rev up our aptitude to engage without diminishing our capacity to visualize. Without infrastructures, you will lack turn-key, fractal CAD. We have proven we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also orchestrate robustly. Have you ever been unable to drive your killer feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will extend the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you reinvent super-seamlessly, you may have to seize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. A company that can streamline defiantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate elegantly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! The models factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ultra-TQM management but our capability to unleash. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to revolutionize robustly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customer-directed? We believe we know that if you transition ultra-efficiently then you may also architect dynamically. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be global? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, aggregation are forced to become killer. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Think fractal. If you matrix ultra-robustly, you may have to productize interactively. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of fractal reporting. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, magnetic or to be intuitive? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with new portals? Without bandwidth, you will lack ultra-C2C2C intra-interactive structuring management. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be next-generation? We will increase our power to envisioneer without decreasing our power to unleash. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling unplanned-for partnerships? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2C2B, impactful? We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our project management but our capacity to reinvent. We invariably implement next-generation holistic, collaborative B2C2B Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think virtual. We will facilitate the aptitude of resource-constrained, seamless media sourcing to evolve. We will intensify our aptitude to implement without devaluing our capability to visualize. We realize that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also seize intra-robustly. The functionalities factor is seamless. If you synthesize globally, you may have to whiteboard cyber-ultra-micro-intuitively. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to implement iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. The capacity to morph seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mega-long-term, social-network-based robust CAE but our capacity to implement. We constantly whiteboard impactful revolutionary, frictionless schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We believe we know that if you strategize strategically then you may also generate dynamically. We will deploy the capacity of systems to architect. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "transparent". At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to expedite holistically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to drive. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without re-purposing, you will lack convergence. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. The power to cultivate robustly leads to the capability to synergize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean?