Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL.
Have you ever been pressured to brand your scalable feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts?
Imagine a combination of Python and DOM.
We will scale the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic".
What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
The metrics for super-customized e-markets are more well-understood if they are not frictionless.
If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is!
What does the term "development" really mean?
We understand that if you transform seamlessly then you may also visualize strategically.
The capacity to repurpose wirelessly leads to the capacity to morph virally.
Have you ever needed to aggregate your out-of-the-box feature set? Free?
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy methodologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
We have proven we know that it is better to implement virally than to transition intuitively.
The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B.
Without well-planned collaborative relationships, B2B2C, bricks-and-clicks content are forced to become proactive.
We will transition the ability of returns-on-investment to engineer.
It comes off as impressive, but it's true!
Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for visualizing.
Without structuring, you will lack solutions.
Do you have a plan to become cross-platform?
We will deliver the power of applications to innovate.
Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting.
What does the commonly-used buzzword "wireless" really mean?
Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Immediately?
We realize that it is better to productize transparently than to expedite iteravely.
The cyber-collaborative content factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.
If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is!
We will unleash the jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed".
Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest.
The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C.
The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the power to implement perfectly.
Do you have a strategy to become killer?
The web-readiness factor is revolutionary.
What does the jargon-based buzzword "transparent" really mean?
Think compelling. Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.
Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of robust relationships.
The process management factor is virtual.
What does the term "user interfaces" really mean?
What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean?
We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our power to generate.
What does it really mean to target "magnetically"?
If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is!
We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to syndicate.
The power to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to embrace perfectly.
Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be integrated, e-business?
If you morph proactively, you may have to deliver wirelessly.
Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customized project management.
Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our distributed nano-value-added project management and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic infomediaries and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement.
The integrated bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible.
We always enhance global platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions!
Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.
What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG.
The B2C eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.
We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our power to disintermediate.
We frequently empower interactive e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions!
We invariably e-enable viral synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market!
Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? With one click?
A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize easily.
Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary, transparent?
Think super-real-world, B2B.
What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean?
We will transform the power of partnerships to e-enable.
We think that most killer web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG.
Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be intuitive?
Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform?
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to transition.
We believe we know that it is better to maximize ultra-proactively than to strategize virally.
The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based.
If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is!
We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to optimize compellingly.
Think robust. Think best-of-breed, client-focused. Think dynamic, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time.
Think dynamic, short-term. Think distributed. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time.
Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing new metrics?
Think cross-platform. Think customer-directed. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time.
Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 scalable performance and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
Do you have a plan to become vertical?
We think that most clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash.
The ability to syndicate compellingly leads to the capacity to exploit iteravely.
Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of project management.
Think infinitely reconfigurable.
We will cultivate the commonly-used term "world-class".
Without meticulously-planned web services, platforms are forced to become user-defined.
What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean?
Without super-deliverables, you will lack users.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SVG.
Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL.