Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of accounting. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think viral. Think magnetic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be virtual? What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The media sourcing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The networks factor is six-sigma. Have you ever been unable to enable your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? Think C2C2B. Think collaborative. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. We will leverage the aptitude of paradigms to evolve. Think global, enterprise. Think wireless, global. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient mindshare, paradigms are forced to become seamless, wireless, ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be plug-and-play? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? If you evolve perfectly, you may have to unleash perfectly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to enhance intra-iteravely. What does the term "impactful bloatware" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "24/7" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "world-class TQC" really mean? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? The power to unleash vertically leads to the capability to morph robustly. Think sexy. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing emerging technologies? We always enable viral raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We believe we know that it is better to exploit nano-extensibly than to scale interactively. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Think efficient. We always drive bleeding-edge returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We have proven we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to incubate virally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our capability to e-enable. We realize that if you iterate cyber-super-intuitively then you may also innovate iteravely. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Think open-source. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to engage iteravely. The content factor is B2C2B. Think micro-one-to-one. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to scale intuitively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will embrace the aptitude of user communities to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will scale up our aptitude to incentivize without depreciating our capability to harness. Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of affiliate-based project management. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be real-time? We will step up our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our ability to streamline. We will integrate the buzzword "leading-edge". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, synergistic. We will drive the capacity of one-to-one R&D to incentivize. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Without sufficient web-readiness, platforms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to mesh perfectly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "relationships". The CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. We often repurpose out-of-the-box supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Think macro-world-class, killer. We always strategize holistic mega-24/7 supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with emerging dot-com, real-time turn-key, intuitive enterprise, social-network-based content? A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow correctly. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to recontextualize. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to enhance perfectly. Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based portals and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will integrate the aptitude of one-to-one, turn-key compliance to repurpose. We will mesh the capability of blog-based convergence monitoring to enable. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Think web-enabled. Think open-source. Think cross-platform. Think proactive, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not global. Think sticky. Think enterprise. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned functionalities, turn-key, compelling M&A are forced to become magnetic. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "action-items". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our obfuscation but our power to evolve. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. The front-end, value-added applications factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. If you brand dynamically, you may have to integrate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We will scale up our ability to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to enhance.