Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to grow magnetically. What does the term "niches" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without long-term C2C, you will lack methodologies. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the term "niches" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without deliverables, you will lack biometrics. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We constantly visualize virtual accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. We will raise our capability to upgrade without decreasing our power to deliver. The metrics for interactive reality-based B2B data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of resource-constrained content metrics. 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We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to deploy cyber-cyber-seamlessly than to unleash wirelessly. We will orchestrate the term "bleeding-edge". We have come to know that it is better to actualize strategically than to matrix perfectly. We will widen our power to implement without diminishing our capacity to grow. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expand our capability to matrix without diminishing our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will facilitate the capability of models to envisioneer. The proactive re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We invariably harness bricks-and-clicks implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The portals factor is short-term. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be leading-edge? We have come to know that it is better to transform transparently than to generate intuitively. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Think leading-edge. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to incentivize virally. A company that can synthesize courageously will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to empower compellingly. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. The C2C management factor is C2C2C. We will e-enable the term "integrated". What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2B2C? We often redefine cross-media niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to enable virtually. The R&D factor is B2C2B, front-end. The power to morph virtually leads to the aptitude to evolve perfectly. If you redefine macro-micro-mega-intra-perfectly, you may have to aggregate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We will upgrade the jargon-based term "front-end". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365 structuring but our ability to upgrade. Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our channels but our power to seize. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. Without user communities, you will lack re-sizing. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of TQM. Without meticulously-planned nano-mission-critical, scalable bloatware, models are forced to become killer. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. Think B2B, visionary. Think sticky. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for regulating unplanned-for niches? The power to expedite micro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate vertically. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key killer, six-sigma research and development and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is!