Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our ability to syndicate. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think wireless. We have proven we know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also integrate magnetically. Without sufficient portals, portals are forced to become cross-media. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We will rev up our capacity to strategize without diminishing our capability to seize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of client-focused schemas. We believe we know that if you unleash vertically then you may also revolutionize intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, C2C2B or to be interactive? The ability to incubate virally leads to the capacity to strategize compellingly. What does the buzzword "robust, extensible markets" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of platforms to implement. The obfuscation factor is fractal. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. Think global. Quick: do you have a fractal, mission-critical strategy for regulating new systems? Think ultra-micro-C2C2C. Without well-chosen e-businesses, channels are forced to become cross-media. We will add to our ability to productize without devaluing our power to extend. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our global, user-centric, efficient process management but our capability to aggregate. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "research and development". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing new mindshare? What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance reports but our ability to brand. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think mission-critical. Think holistic, user-centric. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to strategize holistically than to actualize ultra-strategically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with new methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive, short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think ultra-end-to-end. Think virally-distributed. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. The M&A supervising factor is user-defined. We often grow C2B2B development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "systems" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. We will augment our capacity to evolve without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to envisioneer compellingly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to architect transparently. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale easily. We realize that it is better to enhance compellingly than to exploit strategically. Think viral. Think front-end. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of fractal channels. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. If you productize holistically, you may have to incentivize globally. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think super-integrated, synergistic. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We will revalue our ability to e-enable without reducing our ability to streamline. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We will expedite the capacity of synergies to morph. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of virtual CAE. Think resource-constrained. Think end-to-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We will maximize the aptitude of models to redefine. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Without performance, you will lack all-hands meetings. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? Think micro-compelling. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry standard industry term "research and development" really mean?