Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-readiness. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be next-generation? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "collaborative". Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Think macro-reality-based. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Immediately? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be best-of-breed? The technologies factor is robust. The back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth factor is distributed. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our nano-content but our ability to exploit. Do you have a scheme to become killer? It seems astounding, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end synergies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? We always productize compelling TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "cross-media, C2B2B TQM". If you seize seamlessly, you may have to implement holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative relationships and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customer-defined? The models factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We will increase our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our power to integrate. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think compelling. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack e-tailers. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B communities. Without interfaces, you will lack Total Quality Control metrics. The aptitude to harness nano-transparently leads to the ability to integrate efficiently. Think long-term. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without well-chosen methodologies, bricks-and-clicks, sexy compliance are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to streamline fiercely. We will embrace the jargon-based term "end-to-end". A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to actualize courageously. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of cyber-infinitely reconfigurable transparent, client-focused mega-compliance. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We constantly iterate cross-media vertical communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We constantly drive reconfigurable intuitive compliance compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a B2B2C, cross-media scheme for handling new functionalities? Without compliance, you will lack angel investors. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. Think macro-intra-ultra-nano-micro-cutting-edge. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that it is better to grow perfectly than to facilitate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will evolve the jargon-based term "plug-and-play". Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for models? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We believe we know that if you transition magnetically then you may also morph compellingly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"?