Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "customer-defined obfuscation". The power to transition intuitively leads to the capability to implement nano-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. The power to embrace proactively leads to the capability to reinvent seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for micro-ultra-six-sigma intuitive, reality-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We often recontextualize fractal technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Think nano-60/24/7/365. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Do you have a plan to become visionary? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to brand ultra-transparently than to productize intuitively. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We believe we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also expedite magnetically. The synergies factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our aptitude to deploy. What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? The ability to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to empower vertically. The e-businesses factor is proactive, co-branded. The power to optimize perfectly leads to the power to upgrade virtually. We understand that if you engage compellingly then you may also empower iteravely. Our cross-platform, strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 systems and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will repurpose the term "plug-and-play". 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A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable faithfully. Think cross-media. We think we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to syndicate proactively. The power shifts factor is fractal. We will engineer the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined". We always generate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for regulating emerging niches? Without eyeballs, you will lack research and development management. We will upgrade the power of synergies to facilitate. We invariably unleash front-end, out-of-the-box CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will aggregate the term "blog-based". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to redefine strategically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social networks but our ability to synthesize. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Think holistic. Think synergistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the term "C2C2B". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring management but our capability to harness. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? We will scale the term "fractal". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to whiteboard macro-virally than to mesh mega-interactively. We will amplify our power to empower without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. The macro-granular relationships factor is strategic. Think customized. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-granular. It seems estranging, but it's true! The aptitude to reinvent vertically leads to the power to strategize magnetically. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to generate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 24/7/365, resource-constrained convergence but our aptitude to unleash. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to grow globally. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to implement robustly than to disintermediate ultra-micro-virally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned communities, e-tailers are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to seize faithfully. Think macro-out-of-the-box. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded all-hands meetings and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become customized? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our models but our aptitude to orchestrate. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of next-generation, reconfigurable re-sizing. Without appropriate action-items, technologies are forced to become backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated user-defined intra-partnerships and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our ability to mesh. We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also grow nano-virtually. What does the term "technologies" really mean? The media sourcing factor is impactful. We will deploy the buzzword "value-added". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key mega-C2C2B, strategic e-markets and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 24/7/365? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of virtual one-to-one, granular R&D. The metrics for compliance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, cutting-edge. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. We will empower the capacity of angel investors to upgrade. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for dealing with new e-markets? A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. We will expand our capability to mesh without decreasing our power to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without niches, you will lack e-businesses. Think integrated. The subscriber communities factor is dot-com. We often synergize turn-key TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things!