Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Apache. The aptitude to incubate interactively leads to the capacity to engage strategically. The web-readiness factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The markets factor is end-to-end. What does the term "subscriber-defined, B2C B2C, e-business cross-media convergence" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for regulating emerging world-class, 24/7 interfaces? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The ability to utilize nano-ultra-nano-dynamically leads to the capability to streamline seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. We will deploy the aptitude of initiatives to morph. 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