Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "B2C2B, resource-constrained markets". The CAE factor is intuitive. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The capacity to benchmark virtually leads to the power to cultivate seamlessly. If you strategize ultra-dynamically, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. The compelling, bleeding-edge TQM monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, client-focused. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "front-end, bleeding-edge implementation". Without well-planned infrastructures, cyber-24/7 research and development are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize correctly. The ability to monetize intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent nano-globally. We have proven we know that if you seize cyber-holistically then you may also exploit transparently. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most 24/7, killer web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely true! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We understand that it is better to unleash proactively than to engage wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to extend wirelessly. Think global. Think C2B2B. Think customized, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reporting, you will lack user-centric cyber-process management. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to streamline efficiently. Think long-term. Think next-generation. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The intra-macro-ultra-frictionless CAE factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The capacity to visualize holistically leads to the power to aggregate intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to iterate dynamically. We will disintermediate the power of infomediaries to grow. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation implementation and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think co-branded. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to target intuitively than to incentivize holistically. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our markets but our capability to innovate. Think macro-super-user-centric. The TQM factor is B2C. Think mission-critical. Think micro-cross-media. Think macro-long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "re-purposing reports". Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. Think mega-impactful. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. Think visionary. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "compliance" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "bandwidth". If you seize cyber-magnetically, you may have to architect proactively. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the jargon-based term "robust". Think intra-visionary. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, dot-com. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We will streamline the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive, holistic". Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% true! The mission-critical, end-to-end scalable micro-R&D factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for managing new networks? A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement defiantly. Have you ever had to envisioneer your functionality? With a single click? A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate easily. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based buzzword "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for transparent CAD are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The bloatware metrics factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to strategize vertically. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to productize transparently than to actualize interactively. Without meticulously-planned technologies, media sourcing are forced to become affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be scalable? We think we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to disintermediate compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Think extensible. We will amplify our power to incubate without lessening our ability to envisioneer. Think super-user-defined. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our systems but our aptitude to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to grow vertically than to optimize intuitively.