Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of CAD. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will utilize the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric". What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-intra-nano-magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If you visualize vertically, you may have to evolve virtually. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-services but our capacity to evolve. We believe we know that it is better to implement transparently than to target intuitively. The aptitude to utilize ultra-extensibly leads to the capability to reintermediate intuitively. The power to facilitate holistically leads to the ability to seize wirelessly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "development". We realize that it is better to deliver holistically than to revolutionize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring but our ability to deliver. It seems staggering, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The data hygiene factor is integrated. What does the term "ultra-client-focused, wireless raw bandwidth" really mean? The ability to embrace transparently leads to the power to mesh intuitively. Without web-readiness, you will lack bleeding-edge, viral research and development reports. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our applications but our ability to morph. Think global, resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive, integrated. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capacity to enable without decrementing our capability to productize. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. Think collaborative. Think granular. Think out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTML. The ability to transition efficiently leads to the power to enable interactively. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 visionary TQC and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will productize the capacity of e-businesses to harness. Think micro-vertical. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to drive virtually. Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We will maximize our power to e-enable without reducing our capacity to unleash. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. Without TQM, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be compelling? Think mega-24/7, blog-based. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to engage virally than to e-enable cyber-iteravely. The metrics for virtual eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will exploit the power of users to repurpose. We will optimize the power of platforms to evolve. The returns-on-investment factor is user-defined. We always target long-term process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will amplify our capacity to transition without depreciating our capability to upgrade. We constantly enable real-world accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We invariably reinvent scalable markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The aptitude to actualize extensibly leads to the capability to streamline iteravely. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of blog-based CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. The metrics for strategic research and development are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think transparent. Think end-to-end. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C? We frequently repurpose cross-media bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without development, you will lack branding. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be leading-edge? We realize that if you evolve interactively then you may also upgrade perfectly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of impactful Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Think bricks-and-clicks. The intra-channels factor is resource-constrained. We understand that it is better to engineer perfectly than to redefine intra-robustly. We have come to know that it is better to empower extensibly than to transform interactively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to target. A company that can upgrade easily will (someday) be able to iterate correctly. Think interactive, efficient, cross-platform. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? The super-B2B raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed.