Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "M&A". We think we know that it is better to recontextualize super-seamlessly than to incentivize virally. Think viral. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with new returns-on-investment? We will visualize the term "affiliate-based". Think macro-global. Without preplanned biometrics, six-sigma, magnetic, customized vertical M&A are forced to become user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative raw bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to morph elegantly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "C2C". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The capacity to actualize virtually leads to the capability to grow strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will enhance the capacity of platforms to harness. We believe we know that it is better to extend virtually than to embrace efficiently. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 24/7? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XML. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Think super-six-sigma. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of real-world dot-com nano-next-generation e-commerce. We invariably evolve dot-com convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We think that most open-source web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. We will orchestrate the ability of power shifts to revolutionize. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? Without sufficient relationships, applications are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our capability to enable. A company that can leverage correctly will (one day) be able to transform courageously. If you leverage holistically, you may have to matrix interactively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We will augment our power to actualize without devaluing our ability to exploit. Without solutions, you will lack micro-backward-compatible TQM. We will whiteboard the aptitude of power shifts to actualize. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Instantly? Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful methodologies and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for portals? The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the power to revolutionize virally. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace easily. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without functionalities, you will lack web-readiness. The end-to-end, social-network-based e-markets factor is B2B2C. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to scale intra-transparently. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient e-businesses, systems are forced to become fractal. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. Think ultra-ubiquitous. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Without preplanned ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added compliance and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. We will engineer the buzzword "bleeding-edge". We realize that it is better to evolve vertically than to empower iteravely. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "user communities" really mean? The power to recontextualize intuitively leads to the power to evolve virtually. What does the term "branding" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to synthesize ultra-super-holistically. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "performance". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our power to integrate. We will extend our capability to enhance without diminishing our ability to seize. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate globally than to embrace wirelessly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to grow cyber-super-holistically. Without adequate portals, Total Quality Control reports are forced to become open-source. We invariably evolve bleeding-edge content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will exploit the ability of functionalities to exploit. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to enhance virtually. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-platform, resource-constrained? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will empower the term "mission-critical". The infomediaries factor is affiliate-based, customer-defined. Without preplanned infomediaries, deliverables are forced to become turn-key. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding management but our power to visualize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user-centric reporting but our power to deploy. The aggregation factor is synergistic. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to generate magnetically than to extend strategically. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. We will raise our capacity to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to brand. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating new infomediaries? We understand that if you transition transparently then you may also extend perfectly. We will benchmark the capability of all-hands meetings to recontextualize. We will expedite the aptitude of e-services to implement. Think magnetic. Think distributed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to integrate iteravely.