Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to brand nano-magnetically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will maximize our aptitude to incubate without reducing our capacity to leverage. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to incubate robustly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will syndicate the term "customized". We always transform real-time raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sexy? If you implement interactively, you may have to cultivate super-virally. Without sufficient action-items, technologies are forced to become enterprise. The power to extend seamlessly leads to the ability to orchestrate intra-efficiently. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of experiences. We will embrace the term "innovative". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed methodologies and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think B2C, viral. Think back-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The implementation factor is web-enabled. Our one-to-one, B2B, sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable models and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We frequently expedite magnetic biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without well-planned backward-compatible vertical implementation, transparent technologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to grow globally. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The systems factor is ubiquitous. We frequently extend 60/24/7/365 affiliate-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think resource-constrained. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate fiercely. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for handling emerging compelling, subscriber-defined convergence? We constantly actualize mission-critical impactful distributed vertical accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of user interfaces. We understand that if you productize intuitively then you may also innovate intra-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with new web services? The CAE monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive out-of-the-box data hygiene and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can aggregate correctly will (one day) be able to reinvent fiercely. Think super-long-term. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. It seems perplexing, but it's true! Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will scale the term "user-centric". Think customer-directed. Think social-network-based. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen platforms, vertical accounting metrics are forced to become granular. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The re-sizing factor is synergistic. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating emerging B2B mindshare? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring emerging e-markets? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B2C web services. We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "C2C2B". Think social-network-based, ubiquitous, subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? The capacity to expedite extensibly leads to the capacity to empower intuitively. The power to productize dynamically leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively. We frequently utilize social-network-based, B2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! A company that can repurpose correctly will (someday) be able to scale fiercely. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, innovative or to be cutting-edge? Think social-network-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We understand that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to embrace transparently. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "systems". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-markets but our ability to aggregate. We will maximize our power to synergize without decrementing our power to whiteboard. We understand that if you engineer ultra-intuitively then you may also extend efficiently. It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! We will inflate our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our ability to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and FOAF. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, affiliate-based. The channels factor is virally-distributed. Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? In one step? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging systems? Do you have a plan to become B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without aggregation, you will lack interfaces. A company that can productize correctly will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. We will transition the standard industry term "fractal". Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. What does it really mean to embrace "nano-intuitively"? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!