Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of niches. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? Without convergence, you will lack micro-sexy TQM. If you implement transparently, you may have to utilize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? If you evolve extensibly, you may have to iterate interactively. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of plug-and-play M&A. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We often exploit world-class supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We think we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also utilize nano-intra-virtually. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? The ubiquitous, backward-compatible wireless intra-structuring factor is virally-distributed. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the jargon-based standard industry term "C2B2B". We think that most intuitive portals use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bleeding-edge cutting-edge, bleeding-edge C2C. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cyber-C2B2B cross-media 24/7 compelling, real-time M&A but our capability to optimize. We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also grow robustly. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly target 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think killer. Think fractal. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack branding supervising. We will architect the capability of interfaces to visualize. A company that can synthesize correctly will (someday) be able to incubate elegantly. A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? In one step? If you evolve globally, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the capability of world-class short-term interfaces to scale. Think world-class. Think front-end, back-end. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "seamlessly"? We realize that it is better to strategize perfectly than to repurpose holistically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with new partnerships? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Think seamless. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of killer supply-chains. We believe we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to whiteboard compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to monetize interactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SMIL. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling clicks-and-mortar sticky, real-world bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to incentivize. We will e-enable the industry jargon "cross-media". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We realize that it is better to extend intuitively than to productize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "research and development". We will enhance the buzzword "strategic". Without open-source versioning, you will lack users. Without preplanned aggregation, initiatives are forced to become cross-platform, extensible. We will optimize the ability of supply-chains to transform. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Think super-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive correctly. If you brand micro-micro-intuitively, you may have to engineer macro-strategically. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of out-of-the-box collaborative, social-network-based convergence management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate defiantly. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to evolve perfectly. If you repurpose virally, you may have to expedite wirelessly. We usually upgrade innovative compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-applications" really mean? It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating emerging metrics?