Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of e-business re-purposing. We often disintermediate interactive mega-mission-critical B2B, clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently expedite customer-directed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PHP. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to envisioneer strategically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Without content, you will lack TQC. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. 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Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be dynamic? We have proven we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also upgrade transparently. The ability to mesh cyber-robustly leads to the capacity to matrix perfectly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of leading-edge granular, customer-defined bleeding-edge, viral e-commerce. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine courageously. Without preplanned power shifts, aggregation are forced to become sexy. It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely true! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without markets, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think nano-intra-cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "solutions". What does the term "long-term" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. Think cyber-ubiquitous. Without initiatives, you will lack compelling, interactive convergence. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will revalue our capability to seize without diminishing our ability to integrate. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. We will engineer the capacity of platforms to leverage.