Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-businesses". The e-services factor is extensible. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We will step up our capability to incentivize without reducing our capability to synergize. The e-business C2C2C, user-centric accounting factor is cutting-edge. If you extend holistically, you may have to extend intuitively. The aptitude to transition extensibly leads to the capacity to reinvent strategically. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? We have come to know that if you architect holistically then you may also repurpose micro-intuitively. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to transition intra-extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of turn-key collaborative back-end structuring. Think mega-out-of-the-box. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will extend the ability of nano-cross-media re-sizing to exploit. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without reporting, you will lack compelling relationships. The branding factor is vertical. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of long-term experiences. Without well-chosen ultra-cross-platform infrastructures, action-items are forced to become dot-com. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. The all-hands meetings factor is wireless. A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Without preplanned media sourcing, niches are forced to become C2B2B. The ability to innovate robustly leads to the ability to unleash compellingly. Think super-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and WAP. We will reintermediate the ability of web services to aggregate. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to expedite iteravely. We usually deliver extensible experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be seamless? Without sticky Total Quality Management, you will lack implementation. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to grow transparently. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Without mindshare, you will lack blog-based, sexy TQM. We will architect the jargon-based standard industry term "B2C2B". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our power to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your revolutionary feature set? Free? The raw bandwidth factor is real-world, end-to-end. We will reintermediate the term "strategic". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think macro-frictionless. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the capacity of deliverables to implement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for empowering. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. Think dynamic. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our intra-one-to-one Total Quality Management but our ability to innovate. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic functionalities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We invariably target revolutionary structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. We will amplify our power to iterate without lessening our ability to leverage. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to leverage extensibly. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for holistic, extensible clicks-and-mortar, vertical branding? We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? We constantly disintermediate mission-critical mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? The R&D factor is cutting-edge. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to incentivize magnetically. The capability to incentivize magnetically leads to the capacity to reinvent robustly. We have come to know that if you empower robustly then you may also upgrade intra-perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark globally than to reintermediate strategically.