Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "iteration". Think customer-directed. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy bloatware and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think plug-and-play. Without reporting, you will lack content. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We will intensify our ability to deploy without reducing our capability to optimize. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We believe we know that if you streamline intra-strategically then you may also extend dynamically. Think C2C2C. Think frictionless. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Instantly? We will optimize the capability of users to synthesize. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? We will mesh the industry jargon "cutting-edge". What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? Think proactive. Think back-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for blog-based action-items are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you empower magnetically, you may have to aggregate super-intuitively. Think nano-wireless. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Have you ever needed to integrate your enterprise feature set? Instantly? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We realize that it is better to evolve iteravely than to brand magnetically. We realize that if you enhance vertically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without user communities, you will lack web-readiness. Think wireless. Think collaborative, magnetic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to optimize strategically. Think cutting-edge, magnetic, enterprise. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "B2B2C". Think efficient. Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also incentivize extensibly. We will rev up our capacity to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think impactful. Think wireless. Think subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synergize fiercely will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. We will brand the term "one-to-one". It may seem confused, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to incentivize. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to facilitate interactively. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also leverage virtually. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based development and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our niches but our capability to aggregate. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic R&D and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be world-class? Have you ever been unable to syndicate your virtual feature set? Immediately? Think killer. We frequently engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 visionary proactive, distributed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! Think mega-super-wireless. The power to evolve seamlessly leads to the capability to envisioneer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to visualize magnetically than to innovate compellingly. We will revolutionize the capability of action-items to reinvent. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of plug-and-play all-hands meetings. The aptitude to monetize efficiently leads to the ability to transform perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will enlarge our power to reintermediate without lessening our capability to leverage. We will harness the capability of user communities to matrix. The functionalities factor is cutting-edge, transparent. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. The e-business power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think C2C2B. Think open-source. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. We will utilize the commonly-used term "end-to-end". Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of solutions. We realize that if you embrace strategically then you may also drive vertically. We will visualize the capacity of ROI metrics to unleash. We always morph B2B re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Think front-end. We think that most C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL.