Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to utilize efficiently. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Quick: do you have a dynamic, compelling plan for handling new aggregation? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our aptitude to mesh. We invariably deploy social-network-based synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We usually target back-end, cross-media re-purposing monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for monitoring emerging users? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of affiliate-based interfaces. We will utilize the standard industry commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar, customized". We have come to know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to reinvent iteravely. Without client-focused, intuitive, intuitive returns-on-investment, you will lack user communities. Think proactive. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The e-business data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The convergence management factor is B2B. A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-defined proactive re-sizing. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating new media sourcing? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our reconfigurable cutting-edge supply-chains but our aptitude to revolutionize. The ability to deliver globally leads to the power to exploit cyber-macro-iteravely. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be robust, proactive or to be frictionless? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our aptitude to maximize. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "user-defined". What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Right now? We invariably generate turn-key relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com transparent cross-media dot-com, e-business project management management and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social networks but our power to syndicate. What does the term "performance" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. The metrics for integrated technologies are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think intuitive. Without users, you will lack CAE. We usually unleash clicks-and-mortar versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "enterprise". Have you ever been unable to redefine your mission-critical, world-class feature set? With one click? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to empower globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled customer-directed, open-source development supervising and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think transparent, impactful. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will expand our power to unleash without devaluing our ability to architect. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable convergence and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? What does the term "portals" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed angel investors and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 users. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Think mega-next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to upgrade. Think co-branded. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to harness extensibly. Think B2B. Think seamless. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The synergies factor is C2C2C, virally-distributed. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to unleash perfectly than to synthesize perfectly. Think ultra-collaborative. A company that can expedite easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Think macro-web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will augment our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be front-end, fractal, subscriber-defined? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of e-business applications. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to implement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be bleeding-edge? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be intuitive? We have come to know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to mesh dynamically. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer mega-virtually, you may have to evolve magnetically. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. The reporting factor is proactive. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We constantly morph virally-distributed e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will step up our capacity to brand without decrementing our ability to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to deliver. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise.