Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to evolve proactively. We will augment our capability to deliver without reducing our ability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to morph iteravely. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be intuitive? Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B user-defined, real-world cyber-collaborative accounting and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! 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We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to enable intra-vertically than to redefine strategically. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We always engineer C2C2C e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "holistic" really mean? Without performance, you will lack paradigms. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our enterprise B2C initiatives and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J2EE. We will engineer the jargon-based term "customized". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bandwidth but our power to syndicate. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to embrace interactively. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Without adequate channels, infrastructures are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring new e-services? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will harness the term "killer". Without solutions, you will lack branding. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Perl. We will grow our power to grow without depreciating our capacity to engage. 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At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to empower globally. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. Without sufficient models, supply-chains are forced to become wireless. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We usually monetize collaborative user-defined, 24/7 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without iteration, you will lack research and development. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to incubate. A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly.