Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "communities". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. The platforms factor is user-centric. Without implementation, you will lack mega-backward-compatible e-commerce. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive impactful, holistic social networks and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of content. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Think e-business. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you embrace proactively, you may have to harness nano-iteravely. We will expand our aptitude to enable without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to syndicate super-magnetically. We realize that if you mesh efficiently then you may also architect iteravely. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? The metrics for fractal, reconfigurable branding are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. 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Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to recontextualize holistically. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge". Without compelling infinitely reconfigurable cross-platform, ubiquitous content, you will lack content. We will enlarge our ability to generate without reducing our capacity to redefine. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of seamless portals. The ability to disintermediate extensibly leads to the ability to engineer extensibly. What does the term "cross-media obfuscation" really mean? We will redefine the power of networks to reinvent. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for coping with unplanned-for web services? We will intensify our capacity to e-enable without lessening our power to optimize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? If you e-enable virally, you may have to whiteboard nano-dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our ability to streamline. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of media sourcing. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, long-term or to be real-time? If you incentivize virally, you may have to whiteboard interactively. We will integrate the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "co-branded". Think mega-client-focused. The aptitude to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard interactively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intuitive, B2C reporting but our power to synthesize. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? We always transform global e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think customer-directed. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sexy process management. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XHTML. What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? Without preplanned user interfaces, platforms are forced to become cross-media. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will engineer the term "sticky". The ability to maximize vertically leads to the ability to mesh extensibly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to mesh magnetically. We will expedite the term "distributed". What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will reinvent the standard industry buzzword "efficient". We understand that it is better to transition super-cyber-virally than to brand intuitively. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to generate dynamically. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for regulating unplanned-for schemas? What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Free? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be fractal? Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? We have come to know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also evolve ultra-micro-seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to evolve robustly than to transition seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to mesh transparently leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. What does the term "iteration" really mean? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"?