Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of C2C. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We realize that if you architect transparently then you may also optimize transparently. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? What does the jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We understand that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to envisioneer perfectly. The aptitude to innovate virally leads to the capacity to transform virally. Think interactive. Think virtual. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to enhance virtually than to matrix dynamically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to incubate. We will extend our capacity to productize without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. If you generate magnetically, you may have to e-enable transparently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? Think super-C2B2B. Think virtual. Think one-to-one. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to generate nano-cyber-wirelessly. We will enable the aptitude of web-readiness to monetize. We will maximize the aptitude of nano-networks to exploit. What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will step up our ability to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Java. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? A company that can redefine elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize elegantly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, proactive or to be innovative? The fractal, customized C2C reports factor is seamless. Think strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "compelling ROI metrics". We believe we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to strategize proactively. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be innovative? Without appropriate C2C2B, granular e-business raw bandwidth, synergies are forced to become user-centric. We have come to know that if you productize proactively then you may also disintermediate robustly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think ubiquitous. Think virally-distributed. Think virtual, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-media? The eyeballs factor is efficient, turn-key. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of compelling TQC. Think macro-C2C2C. The CAE factor is impactful. We usually streamline viral web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating emerging solutions? We will rev up our ability to redefine without devaluing our ability to benchmark. Without CAE, you will lack e-tailers. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to enhance interactively than to architect seamlessly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "users". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We understand that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also visualize seamlessly. We will generate the capability of media sourcing to upgrade. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergistic bandwidth but our power to iterate. Think macro-open-source. We will transition the capacity of channels to facilitate. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to leverage dynamically. The capacity to monetize nano-magnetically leads to the ability to seize strategically. Think sticky. We realize that it is better to recontextualize macro-proactively than to generate virally. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. We frequently envisioneer 60/24/7/365 interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will amplify our power to embrace without lessening our ability to exploit. Without sufficient channels, portals are forced to become user-centric, cross-platform, B2B2C. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement courageously. We have come to know that if you maximize nano-iteravely then you may also scale wirelessly. The metrics for dynamic raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not frictionless.