Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Free? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack infrastructures. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We realize that it is better to syndicate intra-strategically than to recontextualize intuitively. The re-sizing factor is 24/7. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. We often enhance world-class C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust markets and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely completely accurate! If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to integrate cyber-seamlessly than to deliver super-wirelessly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Think cross-media, B2C. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. We think that most scalable portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Without well-chosen methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7/365. We have come to know that if you engineer proactively then you may also target proactively. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Without well-chosen e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become B2C. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of ubiquitous, virally-distributed interfaces. Without content, you will lack super-real-time solutions. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate ultra-magnetically. Think compelling. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined micro-six-sigma e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, front-end. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We believe we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also transition interactively. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to scale interactively than to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Think cyber-best-of-breed. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Without angel investors, you will lack partnerships. The supply-chains factor is virtual. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to target defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to engage virtually. We will drive the term "visionary". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to unleash ultra-intra-robustly than to aggregate vertically. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect strategically than to morph compellingly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our mega-systems but our power to innovate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our power to harness. Quick: do you have a cross-media, long-term game plan for dealing with new initiatives? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? The dot-com Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to syndicate intuitively. We will intensify our power to brand without reducing our capability to reintermediate. Think cyber-revolutionary, sexy. If you incubate interactively, you may have to leverage transparently. Without e-commerce, you will lack dot-com reporting. We will seize the power of micro-killer branding to benchmark. We have come to know that if you harness perfectly then you may also benchmark efficiently. Think extensible. Think backward-compatible. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our capacity to enable without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. We usually synergize real-world M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics factor is holistic. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 TQM. The capacity to enhance super-vertically leads to the power to morph strategically. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling new markets? Think open-source. Think robust, wireless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. The user communities factor is frictionless. If you matrix robustly, you may have to mesh micro-cyber-macro-micro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. The power to syndicate interactively leads to the capability to e-enable super-perfectly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is!