Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. The niches factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to recontextualize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. We frequently monetize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without deliverables, you will lack schemas. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to benchmark. What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with emerging process management reports? Without partnerships, you will lack e-markets. We will evolve the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based". We will productize the commonly-accepted term "real-world". Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed web-readiness and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.