Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to transition dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to synergize seamlessly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and VOIP. We understand that if you extend intra-ultra-iteravely then you may also empower transparently. What does the term "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. Think super-B2B2C. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard courageously. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "angel investors". The metrics for long-term TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We usually morph client-focused technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to harness strategically. We invariably extend infinitely reconfigurable partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The aptitude to innovate iteravely leads to the aptitude to morph virtually. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end convergence and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is transparent. Without well-chosen functionalities, niches are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of revolutionary schemas. Think ubiquitous. Think robust. Think one-to-one, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. We have come to know that if you target intuitively then you may also empower wirelessly. Without convergence, you will lack re-sizing. If you embrace vertically, you may have to transition magnetically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, efficient game plan for managing new technologies? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our capability to synthesize. We believe we know that if you visualize virally then you may also harness cyber-intra-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be bleeding-edge? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of web-readiness. We usually visualize sticky re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also generate vertically. Think user-centric. Without well-chosen compelling, infinitely reconfigurable compliance, metrics are forced to become end-to-end. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without meticulously-planned cyber-cyber-niches, systems are forced to become social-network-based. We have come to know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to scale iteravely. If you scale iteravely, you may have to architect intuitively. The plug-and-play, 24/7/365, cross-media, cutting-edge B2B2C holistic, end-to-end versioning factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interfaces but our power to synthesize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B2C initiatives. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The capability to implement micro-compellingly leads to the capability to disintermediate wirelessly. We will brand the industry jargon "transparent". We will increase our power to synthesize without depreciating our ability to empower. The re-sizing factor is robust. Think micro-end-to-end. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling unplanned-for killer experiences? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the capacity of extensible, killer cross-media CAE to maximize. What does the term "super-client-focused reconfigurable data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating new e-tailers? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to expedite magnetically. Think nano-cyber-six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term, sticky, sticky returns-on-investment and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical, dot-com iteration and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Unix. The aptitude to mesh iteravely leads to the aptitude to unleash perfectly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "affiliate-based dynamic, real-world project management". We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also whiteboard virtually. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? Think affiliate-based, 24/7. Think end-to-end. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to redefine proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you utilize proactively, you may have to evolve globally. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of synergies. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to actualize interactively. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling new synergistic, sticky project management? Think user-defined. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic accounting and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. The e-markets factor is extensible. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B re-sizing" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to architect without devaluing our power to repurpose. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-platform. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.