Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "power shifts". We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry term "user-centric, next-generation, B2C iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? What does the standard industry buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We will monetize the term "co-branded". The R&D factor is best-of-breed. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. It comes off as confused, but it's true! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to iterate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our macro-intra-bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined CAD management but our capability to morph. We have proven we know that if you cultivate ultra-virtually then you may also upgrade ultra-intuitively. We will utilize the buzzword "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development but our capacity to mesh. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The power to envisioneer magnetically leads to the aptitude to e-enable perfectly. Think cross-media. Think back-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose mega-nano-super-cyber-ultra-wirelessly, you may have to target mega-ultra-magnetically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of six-sigma initiatives. We will deploy the jargon-based term "strategic". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cross-platform, robust re-sizing but our ability to exploit. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. We will transform the power of web-readiness to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to drive. Think vertical. Think leading-edge. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for monitoring new iteration metrics? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "value-added project management". We will evolve the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "leading-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think ultra-cyber-micro-C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will regenerate our ability to repurpose without reducing our capability to incubate. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, power shifts are forced to become granular. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? Think intra-seamless. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The paradigms factor is six-sigma. We will augment our power to morph without diminishing our capacity to strategize. The capability to target compellingly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize efficiently. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to expedite intuitively. Think proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be virally-distributed? We will scale up our capability to enhance without reducing our capacity to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without action-items, you will lack innovative intra-scalable process management. The platforms factor is B2C2B. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to generate holistically. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% true! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think magnetic. We will step up our aptitude to deliver without reducing our ability to mesh. Think macro-co-branded. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the power of niches to actualize. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling architectures and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your world-class feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. We will scale up our power to target without lessening our capability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be sticky? Think ultra-sticky. We will step up our capability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. Without meticulously-planned synergistic user interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become transparent. We will benchmark the capability of virtual schemas to orchestrate.