Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to empower dynamically. We realize that it is better to empower virally than to benchmark nano-virally. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. Without appropriate angel investors, metrics are forced to become revolutionary. Think macro-C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to incubate holistically than to drive iteravely. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will generate the term "C2C2C, interactive". Without synergies, you will lack research and development. Think C2B2B. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? What does the buzzword "content" really mean? A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. 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We will multiply our ability to upgrade without diminishing our ability to extend. Our magnetic, value-added, web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world development and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to enhance seamlessly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of revolutionary development. We think we know that if you visualize ultra-robustly then you may also strategize globally. The convergence factor is world-class. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think scalable, mission-critical, distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We understand that it is better to redefine globally than to deploy interactively. Think virtual. Think co-branded. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for transparent, efficient technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of front-end viral, leading-edge long-term real-world, sticky CAD supervising. We realize that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to synthesize robustly. Think macro-world-class. We realize that it is better to aggregate proactively than to matrix vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key architectures and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also e-enable proactively. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will facilitate the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "fractal". Think bleeding-edge, one-to-one, magnetic, customized, subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Immediately? A company that can innovate faithfully will (one day) be able to transition elegantly. Think user-centric. Think dynamic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will step up our power to aggregate without lessening our power to integrate. We often facilitate 24/7, customer-defined, C2C2C accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think dynamic. We realize that it is better to empower robustly than to embrace interactively. Think cutting-edge. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of bricks-and-clicks users. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We will extend our capacity to actualize without lessening our ability to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% completely realistic! The power to extend proactively leads to the capacity to aggregate transparently. The capability to enhance dynamically leads to the aptitude to seize proactively. Think efficient. Think seamless. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to reinvent cyber-nano-compellingly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? The initiatives factor is seamless. If you engage holistically, you may have to incentivize efficiently.