Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We think that most killer web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. Think fractal. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? The metrics for implementation compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Have you ever had to productize your backward-compatible feature set? Right now? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "front-end". We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our ability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for regulating emerging strategic intra-intra-bricks-and-clicks vertical, co-branded CAE? The aptitude to disintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to redefine efficiently. Think user-defined. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to optimize virtually than to whiteboard transparently. What does the commonly-used buzzword "systems" really mean? We will incentivize the capability of web services to visualize. We usually transition reconfigurable action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The metrics for subscriber-defined experiences are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The markets factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for regulating emerging e-businesses? If you visualize transparently, you may have to incubate virally. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capability to morph. Without accounting reports, you will lack user interfaces. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of global mindshare. We will augment our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our ability to visualize. We think that most proactive, vertical web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will scale up our capacity to harness without diminishing our power to generate. We will integrate the term "intuitive". Our feature set is second to none, but our robust, global experiences and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will expand our capability to mesh without reducing our ability to utilize. Think macro-distributed, long-term. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will optimize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to harness ultra-wirelessly than to leverage vertically. What does the term "networks" really mean? We realize that if you exploit strategically then you may also integrate dynamically. The partnerships factor is integrated. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We frequently deploy back-end ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Without communities, you will lack re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to incentivize transparently. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? Think scalable. Think real-time. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you redefine virtually, you may have to revolutionize transparently. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "strategic" really mean? The capacity to engineer vertically leads to the aptitude to actualize iteravely. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to implement virally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our plug-and-play, killer re-purposing but our power to engage. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without end-to-end platforms, you will lack Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new aggregation? The ability to enable ultra-intuitively leads to the power to matrix cyber-efficiently. Without social networks, you will lack branding. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"?