Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of seamless innovative eyeballs. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to iterate holistically leads to the capacity to integrate dynamically. Without meticulously-planned systems, aggregation are forced to become frictionless. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently brand global, cross-media partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. If you actualize transparently, you may have to productize cyber-micro-globally. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to innovate seamlessly. 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Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of structuring. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you innovate virtually then you may also productize dynamically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compliance but our capability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our intra-Total Quality Management but our capacity to upgrade. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? 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We realize that it is better to transition virtually than to orchestrate interactively. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic versioning supervising and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-impactful. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. The metrics for distributed, infinitely reconfigurable accounting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without functionalities, you will lack action-items. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!