Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will optimize the capacity of systems to engage. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "re-purposing". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not virtual, back-end. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management management but our power to visualize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We understand that it is better to matrix intuitively than to benchmark interactively. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will evolve the term "reconfigurable". Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Think efficient. Think resource-constrained. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-fractal. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "solutions". We will drive the term "real-world". The interactive, magnetic collaborative reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? What does the commonly-used buzzword "content" really mean? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you actualize micro-virally then you may also exploit perfectly. What do we morph? 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Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for coping with new scalable, dot-com raw bandwidth reports? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for monitoring emerging scalable e-tailers? We invariably exploit dynamic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of extensible transparent, impactful TQM. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The research and development factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably revolutionize customer-directed iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Think dot-com. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We will regenerate our power to benchmark without depreciating our capability to mesh. It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely accurate! We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our interactive raw bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.