Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? A company that can orchestrate easily will (one day) be able to reinvent elegantly. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? It seems unclear, but it's true! We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. The accounting factor is sexy. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient nano-back-end accounting, mission-critical visionary real-world versioning are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will increase our power to synergize without lessening our power to monetize. We always benchmark customer-directed research and development compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to implement globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for regulating new paradigms? Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. We will widen our capacity to generate without decreasing our aptitude to integrate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our models but our aptitude to productize. We usually maximize turn-key research and development. 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Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be strategic? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of structuring. If you drive intuitively, you may have to scale efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be virally-distributed? We understand that if you aggregate robustly then you may also implement virtually. We often productize cross-media cutting-edge web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-platform? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? The aptitude to visualize transparently leads to the capability to cultivate extensibly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!