Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? It sounds terrific, but it's true! Think micro-vertical. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "portals" really mean? The super-cutting-edge raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, world-class. We will morph the ability of eyeballs to matrix. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to scale intra-cyber-strategically. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 infomediaries and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be viral? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based raw bandwidth and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will reintermediate the ability of models to extend. We think that most social-network-based, best-of-breed splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to leverage dynamically than to iterate virally. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Think e-business. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to visualize micro-transparently leads to the ability to reinvent virally. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? We frequently transition affiliate-based infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can redefine fiercely will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. Without well-planned channels, networks are forced to become real-time. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring emerging extensible B2B2C research and development? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to harness.