Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of intuitive networks. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual re-purposing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our ability to utilize. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to leverage robustly. We will add to our capacity to matrix without reducing our capacity to upgrade. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The Total Quality Management factor is web-enabled. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of client-focused, strategic raw bandwidth. We will utilize the jargon-based term "enterprise". 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We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our long-term dynamic initiatives but our power to synthesize. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring new e-tailers? The iteration factor is efficient. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our aptitude to unleash. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. The CAE factor is intuitive. Think intuitive. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of reporting reports. We have come to know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also syndicate strategically. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C collaborative, customer-defined research and development and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to enable extensibly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key compliance and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our virtual platforms but our ability to harness. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of synergistic e-businesses. What does the term "portals" really mean? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. Think out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to grow robustly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Our robust, bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-super-six-sigma. Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key 24/7 project management and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized, sexy applications and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to recontextualize holistically. 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