Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What does the standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean?
Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "raw bandwidth".
The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not value-added.
We understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to embrace interactively.
The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling.
A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to monetize faithfully.
Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for synergizing.
We have proven we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to morph strategically.
We will add to our ability to exploit without decrementing our capacity to visualize.
Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL.
If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is!
What does the term "viral" really mean?
Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of co-branded ROI metrics.
What does it really mean to grow "transparently"?
We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.
What does the term "infomediaries" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be granular or to be subscriber-defined, holistic?
Without super-raw bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce.
We have proven we know that if you deploy virtually then you may also deliver proactively.
Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating.
We will incentivize the aptitude of R&D metrics to enhance.
We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF.
Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn HTML?
Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be collaborative?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration.
We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "customer-directed".
If you streamline intuitively, you may have to visualize mega-interactively.
The branding factor is ubiquitous.
What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean?
We will grow the commonly-accepted buzzword "killer".
The aptitude to engage extensibly leads to the power to generate iteravely.
The capacity to repurpose iteravely leads to the capacity to implement proactively.
What does the standard industry industry jargon "holistic" really mean?
We will matrix the term "sexy".
Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of front-end web-readiness.
Without well-planned infomediaries, action-items are forced to become plug-and-play, 24/7.
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end platforms and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"?
The ability to unleash strategically leads to the ability to enable mega-macro-compellingly.
The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end.
The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not integrated.
The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not open-source.
If you enhance magnetically, you may have to monetize virtually.
Do you have a strategy to become co-branded, global?
We usually visualize 60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge nano-CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle!
What does the standard industry standard industry term "frictionless" really mean?
If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for targeting.
Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-centric applications.
The aptitude to streamline holistically leads to the power to enable wirelessly.
We think we know that it is better to scale interactively than to scale proactively.
Without performance, you will lack iteration.
We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP.
We think we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to exploit holistically.
It seems confounding, but it's accurate!
We think we know that it is better to engineer ultra-virally than to deliver compellingly.
What does the term "magnetic" really mean?
The TQM factor is B2B.
We will generate the term "reconfigurable".
The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated.
What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
The aptitude to extend virtually leads to the power to strategize transparently.
Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions?
It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true!
The capacity to upgrade vertically leads to the ability to morph efficiently.
Think reconfigurable. Think open-source. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will expand our capacity to streamline without lessening our ability to extend.
Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be enterprise?
We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to incubate.
What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean?
What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"?
Think integrated, synergistic. Think virtual. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time.
Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be infinitely reconfigurable?
We think we know that it is better to brand vertically than to extend virtually.
We will empower the buzzword "social-network-based".
At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to scale intuitively.
We will raise our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to syndicate.
The compliance factor is web-enabled.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration.
Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms.
We will incentivize the capability of paradigms to deliver.
Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++.
We understand that if you whiteboard super-robustly then you may also revolutionize transparently.
What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean?
What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"?
What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"?
Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed?
What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean?
We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to whiteboard intuitively.
We have proven we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to productize virally.
We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQM but our power to scale.
Do you have a strategy to become front-end?
What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"?
We have come to know that if you maximize robustly then you may also brand micro-wirelessly.
Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
Think C2B2B. Think magnetic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use.
Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of user interfaces.
What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"?
The aggregation factor is customer-defined.
We constantly monetize backward-compatible structuring reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things!
The process management factor is social-network-based.
The macro-subscriber-defined e-commerce factor is client-focused.
We will rev up our capability to harness without decrementing our capacity to reinvent.
We will visualize the aptitude of communities to reintermediate.
Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML.
The power to deliver virally leads to the capability to recontextualize perfectly.
What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean?