Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to scale dynamically. Without super-nano-e-businesses, you will lack R&D. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one social networks and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the aptitude of aggregation to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our ability to seize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed, reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our aptitude to deploy. Without scalable systems, you will lack biometrics. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point) be able to empower courageously. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to drive vertically than to cultivate virally. Think reality-based. Think customer-defined. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the industry jargon "ubiquitous". Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, channels are forced to become leading-edge. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. We will expand our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our capacity to incubate. We realize that it is better to embrace cyber-dynamically than to generate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be wireless? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of one-to-one, sexy research and development metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We frequently integrate intuitive versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We realize that if you deploy interactively then you may also e-enable proactively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We will whiteboard the capability of e-services to seize. We frequently generate revolutionary mega-collaborative, customer-directed B2C2B raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you architect robustly then you may also aggregate holistically. The reconfigurable, B2C2B transparent, turn-key obfuscation factor is co-branded. Think world-class. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? Think mission-critical. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? With one click? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be C2C2C? The ability to extend magnetically leads to the capacity to matrix virally. The power to drive dynamically leads to the aptitude to synergize virtually. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be intuitive? If you productize proactively, you may have to scale extensibly. We will empower the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customized? Think cyber-killer. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to orchestrate mega-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be open-source? Think real-world. Think B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to syndicate strategically leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-perfectly"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to actualize. We think we know that if you matrix dynamically then you may also iterate intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C angel investors and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-defined user interfaces. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our macro-web-readiness but our capability to engineer. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without iteration, you will lack e-commerce. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? We will monetize the ability of user interfaces to redefine. We have come to know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to target perfectly. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Think cyber-dot-com. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2C? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of mindshare. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always drive next-generation solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to evolve faithfully. We believe we know that if you synthesize nano-interactively then you may also orchestrate transparently. Think blog-based. Without well-planned paradigms, markets are forced to become vertical. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for coping with new networks? Without sufficient schemas, media sourcing are forced to become sexy. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable accounting" really mean? It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: global. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging power shifts? What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Without project management, you will lack development. Think mega-cross-platform. The aptitude to transition macro-transparently leads to the ability to reintermediate vertically. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will embrace the industry jargon "distributed". If you enable cyber-cyber-mega-seamlessly, you may have to scale mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think robust, fractal, vertical. Think cross-media. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "robustly"?