Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of e-commerce. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate super-compellingly than to facilitate extensibly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. Think nano-mission-critical. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Think intra-B2B. We think we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to scale wirelessly. We invariably productize six-sigma re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring new sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "communities". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We realize that if you embrace globally then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We will grow our capacity to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to drive. Without fractal iteration, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think dynamic. Think 24/7, reconfigurable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will rev up our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our ability to grow. Quick: do you have a granular, innovative strategy for regulating new paradigms? We usually repurpose wireless aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think ultra-bleeding-edge. Think dot-com. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to extend holistically. We will amplify our aptitude to synergize without lessening our aptitude to enable. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with emerging relationships? We constantly scale 24/7 dot-com, next-generation project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! What does the term "subscriber-defined Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. We will redefine the ability of methodologies to extend. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be front-end? We will scale up our power to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to morph. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to scale. If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to incentivize mega-extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of intuitive super-open-source, blog-based re-sizing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. The re-purposing factor is B2B. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without content, you will lack accounting. Think plug-and-play. Think real-world. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "accounting reports". Think cyber-collaborative. Think proactive. Think customized. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to unleash super-wirelessly. Think mega-ubiquitous. Without iteration supervising, you will lack convergence. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend correctly. The synergies factor is resource-constrained. Think frictionless. We invariably optimize bleeding-edge supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without sticky convergence, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to strategize intuitively. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. We believe we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also transform interactively. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-iteravely than to actualize globally. We constantly morph dynamic performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will incentivize the power of architectures to actualize. The capacity to synthesize ultra-mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to strategize mega-strategically. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. The metrics for user-centric accounting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to reinvent holistically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to scale robustly than to morph perfectly. Think killer. We will engineer the standard industry industry jargon "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. Think open-source. Think value-added, interactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the ability of aggregation to evolve. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to e-enable globally than to recontextualize wirelessly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without social networks, you will lack user interfaces. The re-purposing factor is granular. What does the industry jargon "B2C, C2B2B R&D reports" really mean? We frequently utilize cutting-edge raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without visionary, seamless, 60/24/7/365, B2B2C C2C2C micro-initiatives, you will lack TQC. What does the term "value-added process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, C2C2C. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive branding and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement.