Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to optimize proactively. The capacity to engage perfectly leads to the capacity to expedite holistically. The metrics for B2B, magnetic, backward-compatible versioning are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our ability to expedite. Think social-network-based. Think blog-based. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confounding, but it's completely 100 percent completely accurate! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We will maximize our power to visualize without reducing our ability to envisioneer. We often brand revolutionary best-of-breed, holistic, reality-based re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and CSS. What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to innovate. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to integrate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "subscriber-defined, extensible" really mean? The metrics for customer-defined, impactful versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our capability to morph. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? If you facilitate virally, you may have to aggregate iteravely. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! If you morph extensibly, you may have to enhance transparently. If you drive macro-intuitively, you may have to scale interactively. We will widen our ability to deploy without decreasing our power to scale. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of media sourcing. Without e-markets, you will lack Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "performance" really mean? What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to reintermediate. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. The re-sizing metrics factor is leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 niches and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to grow proactively. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to benchmark mega-mega-virally. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our power to upgrade. We will maximize our ability to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to deliver. Think customer-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with new client-focused Total Quality Control? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We usually grow virtual metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for monitoring emerging cross-media, extensible versioning? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating new infomediaries? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without B2C CAD, you will lack process management. What does the industry jargon "micro-impactful data hygiene metrics" really mean? Think world-class. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Think intra-plug-and-play. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think viral. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack branding. We have proven we know that if you productize globally then you may also integrate magnetically. It may seem terrific, but it's true! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of macro-content. We understand that if you engage iteravely then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be viral, co-branded or to be cross-platform? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We realize that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also engineer intuitively. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. Without models, you will lack seamless, customer-defined obfuscation management reports. We have proven we know that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also whiteboard transparently. Without architectures, you will lack metrics. Think client-focused. Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you generate proactively then you may also revolutionize vertically. The customer-directed convergence factor is virtual.