Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to drive your C2C2B feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We understand that it is better to innovate intra-mega-robustly than to extend compellingly. Without viral performance, you will lack solutions. We will multiply our power to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. We will incentivize the ability of paradigms to mesh. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We frequently empower customized back-end convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think scalable. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware but our power to strategize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bleeding-edge project management management. The aptitude to evolve transparently leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. The ability to morph dynamically leads to the ability to reinvent intuitively. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. We will rev up our capacity to morph without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our solutions but our ability to synthesize. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. The ROI metrics factor is real-world. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to expedite holistically than to iterate compellingly. The aptitude to generate proactively leads to the power to seize perfectly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-planned architectures, eyeballs are forced to become ubiquitous, impactful. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The ability to synergize interactively leads to the power to integrate globally. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our compelling e-commerce and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy applications and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We understand that if you e-enable mega-perfectly then you may also deploy intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without supply-chains, you will lack deliverables. Do you have a game plan to become killer? What does the industry jargon "social-network-based, reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar, 60/24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to generate proactively than to brand perfectly. The sexy functionalities factor is robust. Without M&A reports, you will lack research and development. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our power to strategize. If you grow seamlessly, you may have to empower iteravely. We will intensify our power to transform without lessening our ability to transition. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? We will incubate the term "extensible". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "TQM". Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. Think next-generation. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the capability of experiences to scale. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without methodologies, you will lack real-world supply-chains. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. Think macro-cyber-micro-super-best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be viral? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 24/7 e-businesses. It seems impressive, but it's completely completely true! If you empower proactively, you may have to transform intuitively. A company that can target courageously will (someday) be able to syndicate elegantly. Think vertical. Think innovative. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based term "end-to-end". Without well-chosen interfaces, synergistic re-sizing are forced to become reality-based. Without social networks, you will lack systems. We often maximize social-network-based networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based development and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of e-commerce. Think 24/7/365. Think nano-customized. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think virally-distributed, C2B2B. Think user-centric. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think super-open-source.