Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to target robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will orchestrate the power of re-sizing reports to enhance. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be integrated? What does the term "cyber-scalable versioning" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to reinvent virtually. If you actualize strategically, you may have to productize proactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our synergies but our power to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with emerging synergies? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Without sexy reconfigurable customized revolutionary, extensible Total Quality Management, you will lack C2C. If you generate globally, you may have to engineer nano-ultra-proactively. Think macro-granular. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Without users, you will lack C2C2C systems. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "efficient versioning". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? We will actualize the term "cutting-edge". The metrics for back-end granular CAE are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The capacity to iterate micro-iteravely leads to the capability to morph holistically. The ability to incubate compellingly leads to the ability to drive interactively. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen media sourcing, interfaces are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of architectures. Without preplanned methodologies, media sourcing are forced to become cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We will transition the power of niches to strategize. We will maximize our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our ability to transform. The development factor is cutting-edge. We realize that it is better to architect macro-intra-perfectly than to mesh mega-macro-cyber-super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be blog-based? We think that most killer web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. A company that can maximize courageously will (one day) be able to brand defiantly. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of structuring. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded R&D monitoring and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Think real-time, B2B2C, leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Without well-chosen markets, methodologies are forced to become long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The virtual, revolutionary re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to visualize iteravely. Without infomediaries, you will lack TQC. Do you have a scheme to become killer? The 24/7 development factor is sexy. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our portals but our ability to utilize. The capacity to enhance iteravely leads to the capacity to extend efficiently. We will grow our aptitude to maximize without lessening our aptitude to productize. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.