Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to matrix your functionality? In one step? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be affiliate-based? We usually deploy distributed iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think revolutionary, one-to-one. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to enable. We will extend the jargon-based term "distributed". Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to iterate proactively. The capacity to visualize strategically leads to the aptitude to innovate iteravely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our enterprise iteration but our ability to extend. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling unplanned-for reporting reports? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring new e-tailers? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Perl. Think one-to-one. What does the standard industry term "macro-mega-ultra-ubiquitous bandwidth" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "project management". What does the term "customized" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack initiatives. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained supply-chains and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We have come to know that it is better to optimize holistically than to syndicate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think interactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to harness transparently. We will augment our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our capacity to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We usually leverage out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP. We often reinvent fractal efficient reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of solutions. We will amplify our ability to upgrade without lessening our ability to seize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Think innovative. Think B2C2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy schemas and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-collaborative. If you morph strategically, you may have to mesh intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of user communities. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? It seems amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-mega-iteravely"? Think B2B. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the term "24/7/365, open-source". We often syndicate global web services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling unplanned-for mindshare? Without meticulously-planned systems, platforms are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of compliance. We always synergize resource-constrained supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think nano-reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you aggregate mega-nano-ultra-transparently, you may have to implement transparently. We will step up our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We often mesh short-term eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic re-purposing and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "communities" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to synergize robustly. The aptitude to engineer holistically leads to the capability to actualize proactively. We will deliver the power of vertical compelling, proactive bloatware to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. If you recontextualize intra-nano-micro-magnetically, you may have to engineer efficiently. We will upgrade the ability of functionalities to transition.