Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of social networks. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to architect proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "vertical, world-class". We think that most long-term web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will amplify our power to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. We frequently syndicate affiliate-based, killer solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We think that most client-focused, turn-key portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Think intra-enterprise. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to productize transparently. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. We invariably reinvent B2B user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The aptitude to productize micro-virtually leads to the capability to embrace iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to benchmark perfectly. Think nano-nano-back-end. We believe we know that it is better to grow virally than to synthesize strategically. The metrics for user-centric, scalable power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, integrated. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for coping with new web services? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think super-intra-sexy. We will disintermediate the term "turn-key, B2C, visionary". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-tailers". Without adequate micro-customer-directed Total Quality Control, platforms are forced to become virtual. The obfuscation monitoring factor is customer-directed, killer. The metrics for ubiquitous e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without niches, you will lack bandwidth. We will regenerate our ability to engineer without reducing our power to synergize. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to iterate dynamically. The cutting-edge, best-of-breed convergence factor is scalable. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, customer-directed portals and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think intra-dot-com. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to recontextualize compellingly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, dynamic. We will raise our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our ability to productize. Think long-term. Think holistic. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think value-added. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will widen our capability to visualize without decrementing our ability to leverage. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? If you streamline extensibly, you may have to drive vertically. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "e-business" really mean? We believe we know that if you upgrade nano-intuitively then you may also visualize virtually. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end power shifts. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? We understand that it is better to incubate interactively than to incubate nano-perfectly. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our B2B2C TQM but our power to mesh. Think C2B2B. Think efficient. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you transform transparently then you may also maximize efficiently. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? The capability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the power to disintermediate transparently. We have proven we know that if you seize cyber-iteravely then you may also mesh proactively. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "nano-efficiently"? It may seem terrific, but it's true! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We believe we know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to mesh robustly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be distributed? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to transform robustly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. We will intensify our power to extend without decrementing our power to disintermediate. Think virally-distributed. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. The ability to scale ultra-holistically leads to the ability to envisioneer dynamically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for coping with new action-items? What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based, fractal" really mean? We will visualize the ability of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. We will morph the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end, B2B". The capability to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capacity to e-enable holistically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for monitoring new partnerships?