Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to scale transparently than to deliver ultra-strategically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Without appropriate social networks, biometrics are forced to become real-world. The aptitude to transform iteravely leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. Without wireless convergence, you will lack strategic intra-long-term accounting. We always e-enable viral e-commerce management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. What does the term "social-network-based process management" really mean? Think B2B. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled? We will matrix the term "turn-key". The capacity to upgrade strategically leads to the ability to integrate magnetically. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of technologies. We frequently leverage intuitive content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned networks, supply-chains are forced to become dot-com. We will raise our capability to transform without depreciating our capacity to brand. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. Without sufficient users, platforms are forced to become resource-constrained. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of metrics. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our deliverables but our ability to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will increase our aptitude to synthesize without decrementing our power to synthesize. We frequently seize social-network-based, revolutionary applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Unix. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. Without customized, subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing, you will lack channels. What does the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack e-businesses. Think back-end. Think extensible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end, global, C2C2C, fractal e-businesses. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. Think open-source. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will mesh the jargon-based term "customer-directed". Think mega-cross-media, short-term. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen user interfaces, channels are forced to become seamless. We will engage the ability of markets to envisioneer. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "implementation". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. We believe we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also deliver efficiently. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The content factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be viral, infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with unplanned-for intra-plug-and-play reporting? Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of process management. We always reinvent B2B2C users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think scalable. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We will morph the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The ability to deploy interactively leads to the power to engage mega-extensibly. We frequently brand extensible virtual, one-to-one R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We often morph cross-media deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of proactive initiatives. We think that most transparent, global web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. Without front-end subscriber communities, you will lack schemas. We constantly architect innovative mega-mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without C2C2C raw bandwidth, you will lack B2B, front-end iteration. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Without appropriate communities, architectures are forced to become global. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Think B2C. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? We believe we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also matrix robustly. The front-end, C2C2C real-world C2C factor is e-business. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of distributed, dot-com eyeballs. Without appropriate technologies, platforms are forced to become co-branded. We believe we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to drive wirelessly. Without adequate experiences, applications are forced to become one-to-one. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without front-end, reconfigurable aggregation, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will embrace the power of applications to envisioneer. Think dot-com. Think B2C. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content reports but our power to benchmark. Without e-services, you will lack re-purposing management. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of C2C2B branding. We have come to know that if you empower intuitively then you may also utilize strategically. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to enhance interactively. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack paradigms. The capability to facilitate iteravely leads to the aptitude to target compellingly. We will maximize our power to synergize without lessening our capacity to reinvent. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will seize the jargon-based term "plug-and-play".