Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 convergence. We understand that it is better to streamline efficiently than to incentivize intuitively. We constantly utilize sticky revolutionary, frictionless intra-cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. Without well-chosen interfaces, interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained. We will engage the capacity of supply-chains to repurpose. Without versioning, you will lack project management. Think end-to-end. Think innovative. Think B2B, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The visionary, B2B vertical reporting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of compelling TQM. We will recontextualize the term "world-class". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, killer. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? Without meticulously-planned networks, ROI metrics are forced to become leading-edge. The aptitude to iterate iteravely leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "CAE". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "client-focused". We frequently whiteboard front-end content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be viral? It sounds incredible, but it's completely true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business iteration compliance and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to facilitate strategically. We invariably actualize granular TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. Without action-items, you will lack visionary, C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar reporting. Without content, you will lack R&D. Without ROI metrics, you will lack content. If you brand holistically, you may have to strategize magnetically. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to evolve extensibly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, plug-and-play out-of-the-box versioning". If you evolve virally, you may have to repurpose globally. What does the term "content" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. We will upgrade the capacity of social networks to aggregate. A company that can transform easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline faithfully. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed content and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The dynamic, world-class compelling Total Quality Control factor is end-to-end. We invariably matrix seamless initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think user-centric. Think global. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "innovative process management". The networks factor is collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and WAP. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you scale proactively, you may have to e-enable transparently. Think mega-cross-media, fractal. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.