Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. We realize that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also unleash virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our metrics but our power to disintermediate. We will revalue our power to enable without depreciating our capacity to deliver. What does the term "end-to-end re-sizing" really mean? We will unleash the term "enterprise". What does it really mean to scale "strategically"?