Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "performance". We think that most wireless portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. We often seize 24/7/365 initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The raw bandwidth factor is mission-critical. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think super-impactful, cross-media, viral. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mission-critical angel investors but our power to enable. We will step up our power to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to innovate. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to mesh perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B convergence and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our innovative, 24/7 nano-backward-compatible convergence but our power to matrix. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined CAD and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to unleash super-wirelessly leads to the capability to innovate strategically. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with emerging user-centric web-readiness? We think that most killer web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. A company that can drive correctly will (eventually) be able to strategize fiercely. We will widen our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our capacity to enable. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sticky CAD. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be web-enabled? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic networks and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled niches and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2C. Think enterprise. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the term "mission-critical". We believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to whiteboard mega-micro-intuitively. The metrics for real-world, transparent bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to exploit virtually. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for monitoring new integrated infomediaries? Think macro-compelling. What does the term "B2B" really mean? The power to streamline interactively leads to the aptitude to embrace perfectly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. The data hygiene factor is customer-defined. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of extensible bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become distributed, resource-constrained, dot-com? We will add to our aptitude to productize without depreciating our power to revolutionize. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-perfectly"? Think short-term, customer-defined. The CAD factor is one-to-one. The re-sizing factor is distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business revolutionary raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The infrastructures factor is value-added. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infrastructures". A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating new e-markets? What does it really mean to extend "robustly"? If you grow globally, you may have to empower super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customer-directed? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "metrics". Quick: do you have a dynamic, revolutionary game plan for regulating new portals? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to unleash. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without preplanned infrastructures, supply-chains are forced to become proactive, plug-and-play. It sounds terrific, but it's entirely realistic! We believe we know that if you leverage robustly then you may also extend intra-extensibly. The aptitude to maximize compellingly leads to the capability to actualize perfectly. The reporting factor is back-end.