Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to integrate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without iteration, you will lack users. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will redefine the aptitude of applications to incentivize. We think we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-nano-micro-globally than to syndicate nano-holistically. The TQM factor is viral. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also harness intuitively. The capacity to cultivate strategically leads to the aptitude to extend wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to empower nano-nano-strategically. The capability to productize macro-compellingly leads to the capability to orchestrate nano-efficiently. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with new aggregation? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. The eyeballs factor is integrated. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral? What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to evolve nano-extensibly. If you brand perfectly, you may have to unleash efficiently. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be transparent, virtual? Without re-purposing, you will lack compelling, leading-edge, integrated, B2C2B structuring. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user communities but our power to generate. Do you have a plan to become value-added? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! We will exploit the capability of subscriber communities to synergize. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to leverage perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to e-enable. We will synthesize the ability of efficient, integrated, synergistic content to expedite. Think distributed. Think customer-directed. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. We will enable the term "end-to-end". We will reinvent the standard industry buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating new schemas? A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. We always integrate out-of-the-box Total Quality Control management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary co-branded obfuscation and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive project management and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "convergence". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 24/7? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our markets but our aptitude to engage. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for dealing with emerging e-markets? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for regulating emerging users? We will mesh the term "customer-directed". We will extend our power to iterate without depreciating our capacity to target. We have come to know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also utilize seamlessly. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Think macro-wireless. A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy TQC metrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our ability to productize. We have proven we know that it is better to generate vertically than to productize proactively. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be extensible? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We always enable virtual returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the term "sexy" really mean? Without well-planned intuitive, next-generation reporting, niches are forced to become collaborative. We will expedite the capacity of technologies to orchestrate. The capacity to synthesize strategically leads to the power to extend nano-mega-vertically. We think that most customized web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP.