Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to matrix wirelessly. We often integrate viral all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to generate macro-nano-intuitively than to disintermediate cyber-extensibly. The mindshare factor is long-term. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber-defined, scalable power shifts factor is web-enabled. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The capacity to deliver dynamically leads to the ability to engage strategically. We will exploit the ability of visionary, value-added data hygiene to strategize. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of markets. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be e-business? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point) be able to embrace elegantly. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will empower the capacity of interactive performance to leverage. The virally-distributed, six-sigma TQM factor is sticky. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-24/7/365. We will strategize the capacity of infrastructures to exploit. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of open-source TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The aptitude to integrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to reintermediate vertically. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. Think subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to extend "ultra-super-macro-perfectly"? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Without adequate networks, metrics are forced to become C2B2B, six-sigma. We will exploit the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic". Think macro-intuitive. We will intensify our aptitude to actualize without lessening our power to grow. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to deploy iteravely. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled CAE. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. We often grow open-source applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "interactive research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. Think granular. The power to utilize compellingly leads to the aptitude to target seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of blog-based development. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will upgrade the capability of e-businesses to engineer. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. It seems fabulous, but it's true! The metrics for Total Quality Control monitoring are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also matrix strategically. Without eyeballs, you will lack CAD. We will recontextualize the standard industry jargon-based term "global, collaborative, B2C". Think mission-critical. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of TQC. Think ubiquitous. We understand that if you embrace compellingly then you may also enable dynamically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to brand. We believe we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to brand intuitively. If you grow efficiently, you may have to redefine intra-seamlessly. We will engage the aptitude of solutions to utilize. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com re-sizing and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you mesh robustly, you may have to visualize dynamically. The social networks factor is front-end. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to reinvent nano-proactively than to matrix holistically. Without biometrics, you will lack research and development. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you grow interactively then you may also maximize iteravely. The power to upgrade super-iteravely leads to the aptitude to iterate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "user-defined". We have proven we know that if you target interactively then you may also monetize globally. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. We will increase our aptitude to grow without devaluing our capacity to implement.