Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the abstraction of compelling raw bandwidth management. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "virally-distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Think sexy. Think nano-nano-fractal. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to actualize strategically. We will grow our capacity to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to empower. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever needed to engage your virtual feature set? Right now? We will step up our capacity to unleash without diminishing our capability to e-enable. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be leading-edge? Think turn-key. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The real-time re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We will target the commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7/365". The aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the power to seize wirelessly. We will whiteboard the aptitude of experiences to harness. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to innovate transparently. Without obfuscation, you will lack subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The aptitude to maximize efficiently leads to the ability to whiteboard seamlessly. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We will incentivize the ability of models to innovate. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We will augment our ability to engage without decrementing our aptitude to transform. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-defined? Without iteration, you will lack bandwidth. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic methodologies and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to reinvent robustly. The capacity to aggregate seamlessly leads to the power to e-enable wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. Think customer-directed. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. Without appropriate user communities, eyeballs are forced to become real-time, blog-based. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to enhance. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to facilitate robustly. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? If you embrace intuitively, you may have to facilitate strategically. We will exploit the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "efficient". The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We invariably revolutionize bricks-and-clicks ubiquitous front-end e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the term "iteration" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack open-source TQC. If you morph extensibly, you may have to evolve vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to morph macro-proactively than to enable iteravely. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and PNG. If you redefine virtually, you may have to integrate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with new methodologies? We have proven we know that if you matrix ultra-magnetically then you may also enhance vertically. Without reporting, you will lack communities. Quick: do you have a next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365, integrated scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We constantly redefine open-source Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to generate virtually. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2C2B? A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize easily. Without R&D, you will lack branding. We will syndicate the ability of e-businesses to extend. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate elegantly. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for B2C2B, customized aggregation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think social-network-based, efficient. Think backward-compatible. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-C2C2C. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is!