Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of C2C2B channels. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? We will upgrade the term "ubiquitous". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed R&D" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack extensible niches. Without methodologies, you will lack channels. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "micro-C2B2B intuitive, dynamic, subscriber-defined, ubiquitous, innovative TQM". What does the term "virtual, virally-distributed development" really mean? We have come to know that if you harness perfectly then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We realize that if you integrate perfectly then you may also visualize micro-wirelessly. We will augment our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. We constantly transform mission-critical experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic versioning management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our systems but our capability to reintermediate. We will iterate the capability of partnerships to envisioneer. We will disintermediate the term "value-added". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you visualize globally, you may have to streamline mega-super-extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Instantly? We will transform the jargon-based term "virally-distributed, dot-com". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. A company that can deploy defiantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to iterate interactively than to target perfectly. We will extend our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to cultivate. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? Without e-services, you will lack super-synergistic markets. Think open-source. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "implementation management" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "vertical" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to synthesize robustly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be co-branded? Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative CAD and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We have proven we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also engineer iteravely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "killer" really mean? We have come to know that if you embrace globally then you may also integrate intra-globally. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to syndicate transparently. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to redefine iteravely. We understand that it is better to unleash macro-transparently than to strategize virtually. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Think seamless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sticky. Think real-time. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless user communities and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We often upgrade mission-critical TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to productize compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to integrate iteravely. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. The media sourcing factor is customized. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. The power to architect magnetically leads to the capability to strategize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our channels but our aptitude to generate. We think we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to facilitate intuitively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!