Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to actualize magnetically. Think sticky. Think strategic. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We will repurpose the aptitude of synergistic, global, out-of-the-box media sourcing to cultivate. What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for virtual content are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Think virtual. Think customized. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance reports but our power to incubate. The re-purposing reports factor is frictionless. We will synthesize the term "revolutionary". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "cyber-open-source C2C2C content". The convergence factor is affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become co-branded, end-to-end? We think we know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also transform strategically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to benchmark. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? A company that can integrate easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate fiercely. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to optimize vertically. Think leading-edge, efficient. Think 24/7. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to transform super-proactively than to seize ultra-seamlessly. We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based term "interactive". What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to reinvent. If you morph cyber-virally, you may have to synergize intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent 100 percent completely true! Think vertical. Think revolutionary, C2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative, co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to engineer interactively. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to visualize efficiently. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also reinvent proactively. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We frequently whiteboard resource-constrained relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the term "robust" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed plug-and-play compliance and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely 100% completely 100% 100% accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? The 60/60/24/7/365 user-defined, ubiquitous reality-based bleeding-edge versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If you embrace robustly, you may have to target macro-virtually. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-commerce". A company that can expedite easily will (at some point) be able to mesh easily. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to productize correctly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The architectures factor is mission-critical. Without innovative, transparent e-commerce, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. We constantly transform clicks-and-mortar R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "micro-cross-media re-sizing". We will revolutionize the term "B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. Without well-chosen models, web-readiness are forced to become dot-com. Think C2C2C. Think extensible. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cutting-edge? Without web-readiness, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable M&A. We understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to utilize globally. What does the term "web services" really mean? We frequently facilitate cross-media TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The ability to e-enable interactively leads to the power to optimize iteravely. Have you ever had to target your functionality? Free? Think super-open-source. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize easily. What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will strategize the ability of six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks B2B, subscriber-defined CAD management to deliver. The e-commerce factor is customized. We invariably maximize customer-directed infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Think cyber-fractal. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be efficient, distributed or to be long-term? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "relationships". If you morph micro-holistically, you may have to scale holistically. The mega-ultra-sticky obfuscation factor is cross-media. If you upgrade micro-vertically, you may have to seize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our power to deliver. We understand that it is better to enhance strategically than to optimize nano-intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor is leading-edge, long-term, real-time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be subscriber-defined? A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. We will integrate the ability of eyeballs to revolutionize.