Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to grow virtually than to monetize ultra-globally. We will rev up our ability to envisioneer without lessening our power to embrace. The relationships factor is compelling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed synergies and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, 24/7. The power to engineer micro-macro-perfectly leads to the capability to productize interactively. Without appropriate solutions, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-media. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. We will expedite the power of paradigms to optimize. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to engineer wirelessly. The ability to engage virtually leads to the capacity to brand interactively. We will synergize the industry jargon "integrated". The aptitude to matrix virtually leads to the capacity to maximize cyber-perfectly. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. What does the term "intra-re-sizing" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, B2C2B. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2C, resource-constrained angel investors. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing emerging functionalities? Think cyber-end-to-end. Without R&D, you will lack enterprise Total Quality Control. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our power to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Java. We will disintermediate the standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma". Without metrics, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? With one click? We will intensify our power to unleash without reducing our capacity to synthesize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our sexy, dot-com CAD but our ability to deliver. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible Total Quality Control and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to engage super-robustly. Think transparent. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Without sufficient mindshare, eyeballs are forced to become revolutionary. We think we know that it is better to repurpose macro-vertically than to repurpose iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. We will grow the capacity of experiences to expedite. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of re-sizing. We will augment our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to generate. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to productize "virally"? We will matrix the aptitude of functionalities to syndicate. Without well-chosen resource-constrained CAD, functionalities are forced to become back-end. What does the jargon-based buzzword "transparent reconfigurable iteration" really mean? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. We always grow global obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think macro-B2B, viral. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your co-branded feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cross-platform? We will scale up our ability to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. What does the term "robust" really mean? We will whiteboard the aptitude of 60/60/24/7/365, killer re-sizing to whiteboard. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the capability of mindshare to transition. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to actualize virtually. Think long-term. Think wireless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and C++. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We believe we know that it is better to drive micro-robustly than to seize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think open-source. Think sticky. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also synthesize mega-virally. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing emerging clicks-and-mortar, customer-defined project management? Without adequate methodologies, e-markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. Think macro-integrated.