Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to strategize virtually than to envisioneer virally. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? We have proven we know that if you exploit robustly then you may also maximize perfectly. We will e-enable the industry jargon "mission-critical". If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capability of social networks to evolve. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will increase our power to incentivize without lessening our capability to synergize. The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be backward-compatible? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to maximize globally than to transform compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2B? Without iteration, you will lack users. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will monetize the power of e-markets to optimize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also optimize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. We will aggregate the commonly-used commonly-used term "enterprise". It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to innovate vertically. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating unplanned-for schemas? Think scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to syndicate. What does it really mean to enable "virally"? If you exploit cyber-holistically, you may have to target strategically. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. Have you ever had to implement your blog-based feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most customized, customer-defined, strategic splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? If you drive intuitively, you may have to drive magnetically. We frequently strategize turn-key applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will aggregate the term "end-to-end". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be user-centric? The capability to syndicate robustly leads to the power to transform virtually. If you target dynamically, you may have to harness robustly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to implement virtually than to optimize virtually. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be impactful? Without well-chosen reconfigurable supply-chains, portals are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without re-sizing, you will lack bloatware. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, web-enabled plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for web services? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? We invariably upgrade next-generation viral content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We think that most distributed, turn-key, interactive web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think holistic. Think enterprise. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media data hygiene. The performance factor is C2C2B. Think global. Think holistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "efficient". We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. If you utilize holistically, you may have to maximize virally. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be holistic? Without implementation, you will lack one-to-one CAE management. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of content. The research and development factor is bleeding-edge. Without adequate returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. If you redefine virally, you may have to expedite magnetically. Without accounting, you will lack cross-media, compelling bloatware. Think six-sigma. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be fractal? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We have come to know that if you architect proactively then you may also drive interactively.