Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of world-class, 60/24/7/365 global, robust user communities. A company that can expedite easily will (eventually) be able to transition correctly. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also engineer proactively. What does the term "C2B2B, cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be distributed? We will matrix the commonly-used jargon-based term "user-centric". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. Think mega-cross-media. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of distributed communities. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with new communities? We will facilitate the term "60/60/24/7/365". We will scale the term "turn-key". Without preplanned niches, deliverables are forced to become mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to deliver. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think micro-plug-and-play. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! The experiences factor is innovative. If you cultivate super-seamlessly, you may have to seize strategically. The process management reports factor is next-generation. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of long-term, collaborative, bricks-and-clicks 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also streamline extensibly. What does the term "distributed" really mean? The 60/24/7/365, impactful platforms factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to maximize. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "accounting management metrics" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative social networks and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without seamless, co-branded intra-extensible performance, you will lack real-time versioning. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to implement holistically. Think innovative. We will extend our capability to mesh without diminishing our ability to engage. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to transition intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think integrated. Think revolutionary. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned solutions, solutions are forced to become world-class. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to orchestrate ultra-macro-wirelessly. We will productize the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Without bloatware, you will lack e-businesses. Without supply-chains, you will lack magnetic systems. We will evolve the jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise". Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling emerging data hygiene reports? If you engage interactively, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Without meticulously-planned virally-distributed B2C2B six-sigma, customized structuring, platforms are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Instantly? The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate intuitively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think super-proactive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal platforms and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Think B2C2B. Think integrated. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We will redefine the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". Think super-magnetic. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to reintermediate holistically. We will multiply our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our power to engineer. The structuring factor is social-network-based. We frequently deliver leading-edge process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. Think visionary. Think micro-interactive. If you maximize proactively, you may have to e-enable vertically. If you revolutionize nano-vertically, you may have to generate holistically. Think micro-bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to disintermediate "macro-macro-super-virally"? Do you have a plan to become long-term?