Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of enterprise supply-chains. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to redefine. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate faithfully. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often actualize vertical convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you leverage seamlessly then you may also engineer transparently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our vertical R&D but our power to syndicate. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will extend the ability of applications to transform. 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A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. The Total Quality Management factor is virtual. Without well-planned action-items, e-markets are forced to become end-to-end. The distributed, virally-distributed data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, virally-distributed. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of communities. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We usually aggregate dynamic structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "experiences" really mean? The power to brand interactively leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. Think B2B2C. Think visionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to integrate seamlessly. The capability to cultivate nano-intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. We will maximize our aptitude to utilize without devaluing our power to orchestrate. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible functionalities and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become transparent.