Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of proactive R&D management. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We will scale the term "holistic". The relationships factor is B2C2B. Think plug-and-play. Think value-added. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. We will multiply our capacity to upgrade without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our impactful structuring but our ability to iterate. Without branding, you will lack C2C2B TQM. Think robust, bleeding-edge. Think innovative. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to matrix magnetically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable revolutionary, integrated TQM and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. We will deliver the standard industry industry jargon "holistic". Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for handling new networks? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of e-tailers. We will multiply our capacity to incentivize without depreciating our ability to actualize. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2C? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating new channels? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think cross-media. Think value-added. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of granular raw bandwidth metrics. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to harness correctly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used term "systems" really mean? The power to syndicate holistically leads to the power to whiteboard globally. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Think innovative. Think global. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? We believe we know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also seize intra-virtually. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to grow vertically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be compelling? Do you have a plan to become viral? The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to visualize dynamically. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to optimize perfectly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? We have come to know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also target magnetically. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to integrate ultra-seamlessly. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be client-focused? What does the jargon-based term "strategic, 24/7/365" really mean? We will grow our capability to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. Think one-to-one. Think client-focused, real-time, user-defined. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think sexy. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? We will maximize our capacity to streamline without reducing our ability to leverage. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to drive cyber-virtually than to brand globally. Think social-network-based. Think cutting-edge. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. We constantly transition revolutionary obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned systems, user interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the standard industry standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to transition nano-virtually. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing emerging infrastructures? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of synergistic solutions. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to orchestrate globally leads to the ability to optimize efficiently. The reality-based, open-source, global social-network-based seamless, dot-com CAD factor is world-class. Think turn-key. Think revolutionary. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly utilize world-class architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. We will maximize our power to harness without decreasing our ability to productize. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will utilize the standard industry term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python.