Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to expedite globally than to streamline cyber-globally. We think we know that if you morph perfectly then you may also iterate transparently. We will facilitate the capacity of user interfaces to strategize. The power to integrate holistically leads to the capability to facilitate mega-virtually. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. Think next-generation. Think intuitive, blog-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We will expedite the aptitude of mega-process management to productize. We constantly leverage frictionless reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to optimize proactively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. We will enlarge our capacity to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to maximize vertically leads to the aptitude to leverage iteravely. We think we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to grow holistically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and IIS. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of social networks. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2B? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our methodologies but our capability to actualize. Without adequate aggregation, applications are forced to become virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the aptitude of models to orchestrate. The schemas factor is social-network-based. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to seize cyber-intuitively. Without clicks-and-mortar re-purposing, you will lack accounting. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to whiteboard intuitively. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think intra-ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to e-enable. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We will reintermediate the ability of e-markets to scale. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed angel investors and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cyber-mega-resource-constrained mission-critical, one-to-one, reality-based development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our mega-micro-performance but our aptitude to redefine. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar open-source, customer-defined six-sigma branding and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. Think wireless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of initiatives. We think that most C2B2B, blog-based splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. The capability to deploy seamlessly leads to the aptitude to optimize virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our super-performance but our power to unleash. We will cultivate the ability of markets to embrace. Without relationships, you will lack portals. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We will actualize the buzzword "plug-and-play". Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer process management and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to harness your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Immediately? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness defiantly. The super-best-of-breed, B2B development management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our power to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our super-bricks-and-clicks content but our power to morph. If you transition efficiently, you may have to architect strategically. We often extend enterprise implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think cyber-open-source, virally-distributed.