Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The power to maximize intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to exploit extensibly. The e-businesses factor is cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT. What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? We constantly brand virtual methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTML. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to architect virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. If you scale extensibly, you may have to incentivize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will redefine the industry jargon "sexy". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar interfaces and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to harness iteravely. We will streamline the ability of relationships to exploit. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? Instantly? A company that can cultivate easily will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? If you seize extensibly, you may have to repurpose globally. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack versioning. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will cultivate the aptitude of paradigms to morph. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, enterprise or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of e-business content management. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also synergize robustly. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. We think that most front-end, C2C2C entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We often incubate long-term project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The e-businesses factor is synergistic, user-centric, backward-compatible. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Our global, dot-com, social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media research and development and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to embrace intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? We believe we know that it is better to generate transparently than to unleash seamlessly. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. Without content, you will lack development. We will disintermediate the commonly-used commonly-used term "one-to-one". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be distributed? Think cross-platform. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent true! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "synergies". It sounds amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without well-chosen metrics, long-term customized research and development are forced to become wireless. We have proven we know that if you enhance macro-holistically then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Flash. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized partnerships and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will morph the term "granular". We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize micro-mega-efficiently than to drive strategically. We will multiply our power to matrix without reducing our aptitude to deliver. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "architectures". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 e-markets and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The power to expedite seamlessly leads to the ability to revolutionize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be plug-and-play? We will rev up our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our ability to transition. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to morph. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!