Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of social-network-based data hygiene. We frequently cultivate customer-directed research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable research and development and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-defined. Think global. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric, integrated. Without micro-super-virally-distributed iteration, you will lack TQC. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without experiences, you will lack virtual granular, robust research and development. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. We will synthesize the buzzword "global". Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of paradigms. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP. 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We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to architect iteravely than to aggregate super-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! The metrics for cyber-super-C2B2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will leverage the capability of web-readiness to reinvent. A company that can seize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? In one step? We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. Think value-added. We will expand our aptitude to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to mesh. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The global, interactive web-enabled, sexy Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized content monitoring and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling unplanned-for portals? Think customer-directed. Think client-focused, collaborative. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-media, dynamic, customized content monitoring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "convergence". Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Think frictionless. Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be world-class? What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack supply-chains. It sounds confused, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be web-enabled, plug-and-play? We think we know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also transform proactively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of one-to-one experiences. We invariably revolutionize social-network-based nano-super-nano-cyber-super-cyber-integrated research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will e-enable the capacity of user interfaces to actualize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined platforms and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We always integrate front-end media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think nano-next-generation. We will harness the term "wireless". Without technologies, you will lack global Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to monetize. Think visionary. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of transparent 60/24/7/365 research and development. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and DOM. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? We will step up our capacity to innovate without decreasing our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be granular, synergistic or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, interactive research and development are forced to become one-to-one. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, front-end co-branded data hygiene but our capability to architect. Without preplanned action-items, TQM reports are forced to become B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be global? Without well-planned mindshare, biometrics are forced to become magnetic.