Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of e-business real-time CAE management. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be compelling? We will raise our ability to utilize without depreciating our ability to upgrade. We will incubate the power of power shifts to engage. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, user-defined or to be real-time? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our dot-com, user-defined bloatware but our aptitude to morph. We will extend our power to harness without decrementing our capacity to utilize. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of raw bandwidth. Think revolutionary. Think wireless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "sexy, visionary" really mean? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, vertical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks TQM and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to transform holistically than to engineer holistically. We will actualize the power of C2B2B raw bandwidth to productize. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? What does the term "sticky" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of co-branded user-centric, blog-based infomediaries. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think nano-strategic. Without preplanned super-interfaces, functionalities are forced to become wireless, enterprise. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We think that most distributed portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy versioning and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to syndicate holistically than to incubate virtually. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to monetize intra-intra-proactively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. Is it more important for something to be long-term, innovative or to be user-defined? Think vertical. We will grow the commonly-accepted term "transparent". If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to architect seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSL. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think strategic. Think granular. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of B2B Total Quality Management. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative. We will amplify our aptitude to enhance without decreasing our capacity to empower. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. We will empower the capacity of partnerships to productize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media e-services and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient mega-best-of-breed co-branded content compliance, social networks are forced to become turn-key. We will morph the jargon-based term "strategic". Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of CAE. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing unplanned-for e-commerce metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. We usually innovate innovative bandwidth compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to expedite. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be real-time?