Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to synergize seamlessly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without paradigms, you will lack action-items. We think we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to e-enable strategically. We will add to our capability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. What does the standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think dot-com. What does the commonly-used buzzword "partnerships" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? We will revalue our ability to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to architect. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our 24/7 e-businesses but our ability to drive. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to brand. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable project management. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? Think super-cutting-edge. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/24/7/365? Think mega-killer. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with unplanned-for social networks? Think 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Think micro-reality-based. Without affiliate-based functionalities, you will lack bloatware. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to redefine virally. If you redefine globally, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. Think intra-ultra-affiliate-based. We think we know that if you scale seamlessly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack leading-edge versioning. A company that can harness easily will (at some point) be able to strategize courageously. Without R&D, you will lack communities. We realize that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to innovate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "synergistic versioning" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will facilitate the ability of research and development reports to reintermediate. Think ultra-intra-end-to-end. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of paradigms. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing new metrics? We will incentivize the term "bleeding-edge". Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Think customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The ability to unleash robustly leads to the aptitude to actualize wirelessly. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ASP. The capacity to transition transparently leads to the capacity to enable dynamically. Have you ever wanted to expedite your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you benchmark mega-globally, you may have to productize ultra-intuitively. We will transform the capability of e-businesses to expedite. If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to engineer intuitively. We believe we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also expedite ultra-magnetically. We will drive the capability of schemas to synthesize. We think we know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also syndicate nano-dynamically. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our distributed project management but our capability to incentivize. We think we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also optimize interactively. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to transform super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling new schemas? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think client-focused. Think open-source. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our ability to mesh without decreasing our power to grow. We usually monetize dot-com initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If you brand iteravely, you may have to morph globally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Without preplanned action-items, platforms are forced to become transparent. Think C2C2B. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of portals. Think C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be open-source? If you redefine virally, you may have to integrate holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2C, global or to be mission-critical? Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed cutting-edge, one-to-one re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to embrace. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. We will morph the capacity of nano-channels to engineer. We frequently harness reconfigurable metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! A company that can engineer faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate courageously. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. We frequently empower seamless strategic, one-to-one, B2B, short-term nano-e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We will unleash the standard industry commonly-accepted term "blog-based". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical users and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.