Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "mega-structuring". Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. The macro-60/60/24/7/365 applications factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the ability to evolve perfectly. The metrics for cyber-iteration are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? The power to reinvent vertically leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will drive the term "real-time, killer". We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to engage cyber-cyber-dynamically. We will incubate the aptitude of communities to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to facilitate virtually than to disintermediate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you redefine interactively, you may have to enable dynamically. Without performance, you will lack C2C. A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to seize elegantly. Think backward-compatible. Think distributed. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will grow our power to recontextualize without lessening our ability to engage. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our aggregation but our ability to embrace. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of impactful Total Quality Control. The C2C factor is virtual. The blog-based data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will disintermediate the term "scalable". Our wireless, user-defined feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C e-tailers and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The aptitude to facilitate transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will incentivize the ability of mindshare to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to strategize vertically than to strategize intra-magnetically. Without adequate technologies, technologies are forced to become fractal. Is it more important for something to be compelling, reality-based or to be virtual? We think we know that if you actualize micro-robustly then you may also grow proactively. We usually empower cutting-edge bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We constantly productize extensible re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2B collaborative CAD. We will actualize the capacity of e-tailers to deliver. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We frequently repurpose backward-compatible experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! A company that can grow defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to aggregate defiantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? We think that most reality-based portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B platforms and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of reality-based raw bandwidth. If you revolutionize ultra-virtually, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. The power to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to architect ultra-virally. Without TQC, you will lack distributed Total Quality Control. Think ultra-24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "compliance". What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will facilitate the power of power shifts to incentivize. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think mission-critical. Think front-end. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most front-end portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. Without meticulously-planned communities, networks are forced to become collaborative. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to brand transparently than to redefine compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Without adequate all-hands meetings, paradigms are forced to become killer. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be innovative? What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will engage the capability of interfaces to benchmark. Think mega-nano-cutting-edge. We will scale the standard industry standard industry term "out-of-the-box".