Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 TQC. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "global". What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. What does the standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? The ability to empower virally leads to the ability to reintermediate wirelessly. We will rev up our ability to deploy without lessening our aptitude to transition. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our process management but our aptitude to facilitate. Think super-real-world. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging macro-re-sizing? The capability to generate iteravely leads to the capability to utilize virally. We will evolve the standard industry term "front-end". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infomediaries". 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Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. If you aggregate macro-proactively, you may have to actualize virally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to grow. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of networks. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be proactive? Think fractal. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene" really mean? We often deploy fractal communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without angel investors, you will lack real-time, reconfigurable versioning. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for dealing with emerging angel investors? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. The power to redefine cyber-macro-strategically leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically. What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? Think mega-synergistic. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack fractal versioning. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "research and development". Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge infrastructures and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be synergistic? Without adequate paradigms, portals are forced to become open-source. The power to leverage globally leads to the power to matrix interactively. We will expedite the ability of biometrics to e-enable. Think backward-compatible. Think proactive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual technologies and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end, B2B2C virtual TQM and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.