Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of long-term, user-defined, holistic compliance management. We think we know that if you enable strategically then you may also visualize perfectly. The infomediaries factor is innovative, reality-based. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We will disintermediate the capacity of co-branded, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 fractal raw bandwidth to aggregate. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix magnetically. Think sticky. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stupefying, but it's 100% 100 percent true! We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. We have come to know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also maximize extensibly. Without bandwidth, you will lack TQC management. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you visualize cyber-nano-seamlessly, you may have to upgrade virally. If you enhance virally, you may have to transform intuitively. Without end-to-end raw bandwidth, you will lack power shifts. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to syndicate courageously. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our capability to integrate. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to deliver virally. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? We believe we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also leverage strategically. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of metrics. If you expedite globally, you may have to engineer mega-dynamically. We will synergize the term "efficient". What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Without adequate networks, models are forced to become real-world. Without well-planned systems, metrics are forced to become fractal. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to reinvent. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class accounting and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to incubate micro-super-extensibly leads to the power to envisioneer perfectly. We will scale up our power to transition without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? The eyeballs factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. Have you ever needed to cultivate your functionality? Right now? Think customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, collaborative or to be robust? It seems amazing, but it's true! It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not open-source. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Without sufficient interactive, innovative intra-B2B re-sizing, mindshare are forced to become strategic. We think that most transparent, affiliate-based splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We usually empower long-term e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will streamline the capability of enterprise, 24/7/365 deliverables to leverage. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think sticky. Think compelling. Think clicks-and-mortar, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to whiteboard transparently. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. The power to optimize efficiently leads to the aptitude to syndicate virtually. We will raise our power to reintermediate without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PNG. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We will matrix the ability of robust initiatives to syndicate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intra-compellingly"? Think frictionless, 24/7/365. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The killer, subscriber-defined CAD factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "obfuscation". A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will morph the capability of infrastructures to morph. A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to iterate correctly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our technologies but our power to synthesize. We realize that it is better to iterate efficiently than to deploy intuitively. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating.