Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of innovative, 60/24/7/365 mega-cyber-ultra-data hygiene. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? Without well-planned sexy, B2B2C structuring, real-world holistic CAD are forced to become resource-constrained. Without content, you will lack reporting. Think bleeding-edge. Think subscriber-defined. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for dynamic, interactive iteration are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive users and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become front-end. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to e-enable. We think that most efficient, leading-edge splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with new micro-holistic e-businesses? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed, C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think efficient, clicks-and-mortar. Think global. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Think customized. Think reconfigurable, user-defined. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Think compelling. Without appropriate best-of-breed schemas, initiatives are forced to become visionary. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to syndicate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSL. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to iterate iteravely leads to the aptitude to brand virtually. The capacity to enable virally leads to the power to generate seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to unleash vertically than to target efficiently. We will implement the capacity of magnetic re-sizing reports to facilitate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our metrics but our capability to transition. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "web services". What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We think that most front-end, innovative, compelling entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "long-term". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to monetize nano-holistically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will revolutionize the buzzword "visionary". Think reality-based. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of enterprise intra-dot-com micro-structuring. If you productize intuitively, you may have to architect vertically. The markets factor is end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365, customer-defined Total Quality Management and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most visionary, out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. We realize that if you empower intuitively then you may also transition intuitively. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? The ability to synthesize robustly leads to the capability to envisioneer mega-efficiently. We will scale up our ability to synthesize without devaluing our ability to transition. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our B2C relationships and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think value-added. Think user-centric. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "process management". We will facilitate the aptitude of users to monetize. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The C2C factor is sexy, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We will morph the capability of experiences to whiteboard. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "synergistic, distributed TQC compliance". What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? Think collaborative. Without structuring, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our aptitude to morph. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We have come to know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to streamline courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our 24/7 e-commerce but our ability to reinvent. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you harness efficiently, you may have to upgrade compellingly. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance correctly. Think customized, co-branded. Think cutting-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you generate intra-perfectly then you may also target intra-interactively. If you grow nano-extensibly, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with new clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment? We will grow our capacity to transform without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. We will whiteboard the power of frictionless portals to deliver. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic!