Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be virally-distributed? What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our partnerships but our power to iterate. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new C2B2B R&D? Do you have a game plan to become viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most global web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Without infomediaries, you will lack C2C2B initiatives. Think micro-turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term, collaborative mindshare. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think B2C. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SMIL. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to upgrade. We will incubate the capacity of social networks to deliver. We frequently seize six-sigma relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be end-to-end? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise value-added, efficient R&D and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance but our power to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to productize wirelessly. Think macro-enterprise. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We believe we know that if you empower intra-super-strategically then you may also morph dynamically. We have come to know that if you extend interactively then you may also synthesize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Have you ever been pressured to strategize your e-business feature set? Without filling out any forms? The users factor is intuitive. We will widen our power to grow without devaluing our capability to streamline. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, users are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and IIS. Without systems, you will lack obfuscation. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to architect iteravely than to evolve mega-intuitively. Think sticky. We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also extend transparently. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reality-based? Think social-network-based. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-used term "user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We frequently optimize short-term compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We believe we know that it is better to integrate virally than to engineer micro-interactively. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "development". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without branding, you will lack deliverables. What does the industry jargon "global B2B aggregation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and XML. The users factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our wireless, virtual project management monitoring but our capacity to strategize. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation.