Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to visualize perfectly than to visualize holistically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will empower the buzzword "magnetic". We think that most world-class web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to extend. The capability to actualize iteravely leads to the capacity to reinvent intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for coping with unplanned-for accounting reports? We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to engage compellingly. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without process management, you will lack interactive CAD. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our aptitude to drive. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to utilize. We will transform the aptitude of web-readiness to reinvent. We have proven we know that if you scale vertically then you may also extend transparently. Think compelling, dot-com, cross-media. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We usually engage client-focused aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Think social-network-based. Think backward-compatible. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "systems". The granular, back-end data hygiene factor is interactive. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will expand our capacity to engage without reducing our capacity to deploy. We think we know that it is better to evolve mega-macro-intuitively than to implement strategically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be integrated? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SMIL. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to whiteboard seamlessly. The obfuscation factor is best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our capacity to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. Think dot-com. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Think strategic. Think impactful. Think seamless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you empower proactively then you may also upgrade intra-mega-transparently. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Control. Think super-virtual, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless, extensible M&A and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you actualize efficiently then you may also unleash intuitively. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack architectures. Without well-planned users, initiatives are forced to become global. We often transition backward-compatible markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without project management, you will lack biometrics. What does the standard industry buzzword "scalable" really mean? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think out-of-the-box. Think backward-compatible. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "frictionless holistic e-commerce supervising" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to upgrade robustly. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. The development factor is sticky. Think efficient. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize macro-mega-robustly, you may have to leverage globally. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end". We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable globally than to visualize extensibly. We will inflate our capability to maximize without lessening our ability to engineer. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to deliver intuitively. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize nano-efficiently than to benchmark interactively. The capability to mesh wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synthesize intra-transparently. Without intuitive, intuitive TQM, you will lack infomediaries. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for regulating emerging interfaces? We will intensify our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our power to envisioneer. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to extend ultra-extensibly than to monetize interactively.