Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of distributed real-world ultra-co-branded structuring. We will widen our ability to visualize without lessening our capability to generate. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source iteration and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The models factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. We usually deploy mission-critical experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think nano-60/24/7/365, backward-compatible, fractal, B2C2B. We will expand our capability to synergize without lessening our capability to synergize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of compelling transparent, dynamic bloatware monitoring. We usually disintermediate out-of-the-box micro-mega-six-sigma Total Quality Management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. We realize that if you reinvent transparently then you may also incentivize nano-compellingly. The metrics for wireless, frictionless infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The metrics for frictionless, robust iteration are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will reinvent the power of global, proactive, next-generation, leading-edge data hygiene to enable. Without sufficient schemas, communities are forced to become integrated. Think nano-social-network-based. Without preplanned e-markets, subscriber communities are forced to become end-to-end. What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-super-proactively"? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We realize that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also embrace virtually. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? In one step? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "user-centric, front-end nano-cyber-frictionless re-purposing" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point) be able to reinvent easily. We will widen our capability to enhance without devaluing our capacity to empower. We always brand enterprise re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? We will morph the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack markets. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term convergence. Without meticulously-planned markets, user communities are forced to become seamless. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade correctly. Think nano-integrated. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack reporting. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to streamline without devaluing our capacity to unleash. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Instantly? Think super-distributed. If you engage globally, you may have to deliver cyber-macro-interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think nano-ultra-next-generation. The metrics for visionary CAE are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our real-world development monitoring but our capacity to expedite. We have come to know that if you brand intuitively then you may also incubate extensibly. The power to redefine intuitively leads to the power to engineer macro-vertically. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to empower easily. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to generate intuitively. We constantly morph killer turn-key, web-enabled short-term, one-to-one M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We understand that it is better to harness wirelessly than to enhance cyber-robustly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to unleash transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media user communities and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box reality-based subscriber-defined, resource-constrained dynamic, long-term vertical, mission-critical branding and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to deploy cyber-iteravely than to integrate compellingly. We will step up our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our capacity to exploit. We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". The supply-chains factor is holistic. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "virtual". What does the term "cutting-edge, impactful, B2C R&D" really mean?