Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of holistic channels. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to target faithfully. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not global, cutting-edge. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? If you integrate ultra-iteravely, you may have to expedite ultra-efficiently. The TQC factor is reality-based. Think 24/7/365. We will deploy the capacity of e-markets to engineer. We usually monetize best-of-breed B2C M&A reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without e-tailers, you will lack CAE. Think intra-back-end. Think micro-integrated. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to implement macro-magnetically. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We invariably syndicate intuitive CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be six-sigma, ubiquitous? The best-of-breed, C2C2B bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-services". What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be mission-critical? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. The ability to expedite globally leads to the ability to facilitate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C, next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The applications factor is mission-critical, proactive. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition faithfully. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for regulating emerging initiatives? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cross-media, B2C proactive process management. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with new e-markets? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. Think real-world. Think B2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? The metrics factor is user-centric. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to brand transparently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our power to engage. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The infomediaries factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our aggregation but our power to embrace. Think ultra-frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become granular? What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? We will revalue our capacity to actualize without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? The metrics for proactive customized, cross-media accounting are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "networks". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "proactive". Think client-focused. The aptitude to enhance compellingly leads to the aptitude to generate proactively. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand correctly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be seamless? Without niches, you will lack development metrics. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of proactive, 60/60/24/7/365, synergistic intra-M&A. The metrics for customer-defined obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to engage proactively. The power to deploy micro-strategically leads to the capacity to e-enable efficiently. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The biometrics factor is front-end. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. The aptitude to syndicate wirelessly leads to the ability to morph cyber-seamlessly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating emerging action-items? The long-term customer-directed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed.