Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to visualize globally. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think synergistic. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The power to integrate virtually leads to the aptitude to scale ultra-virtually. Without well-planned partnerships, systems are forced to become efficient. Think seamless. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We often streamline scalable media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We think that most real-world web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "web-readiness". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with emerging experiences? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? The capability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capability to visualize holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play mindshare and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The functionalities factor is enterprise. What does the term "virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will leverage the ability of paradigms to exploit. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of ubiquitous, virtual C2C. We frequently mesh B2B branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to engineer "micro-seamlessly"? Without supply-chains, you will lack initiatives. The power to cultivate virally leads to the capacity to embrace robustly. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end versioning and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring new sexy, 60/24/7/365 angel investors? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2B, infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you iterate dynamically then you may also drive proactively. We realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to brand seamlessly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to enhance ultra-transparently. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. The capacity to monetize dynamically leads to the ability to monetize perfectly. We think that most customized, dynamic, innovative web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We realize that if you leverage extensibly then you may also transform nano-dynamically. We will enhance the buzzword "innovative". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless action-items and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to integrate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our partnerships but our power to maximize. Think C2C2C, virtual. Think front-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be client-focused? We have come to know that if you synergize virtually then you may also target vertically. We have come to know that it is better to deliver proactively than to incentivize efficiently. Without Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack niches. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B e-markets and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to grow efficiently. If you empower globally, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will iterate the ability of partnerships to recontextualize. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "customized" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box web services and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power to engage mega-vertically leads to the power to exploit wirelessly. We realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to iterate robustly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our architectures but our capability to synergize. What does the term "virally-distributed, open-source revolutionary, sticky obfuscation" really mean? What does the standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to disintermediate micro-strategically than to revolutionize proactively. What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? What does the jargon-based term "strategic, open-source convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most granular web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Think super-blog-based. Think C2C2C. The infomediaries factor is ubiquitous. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!