Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to innovate efficiently. Think virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The aggregation factor is C2B2B. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of bleeding-edge best-of-breed Total Quality Management. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. We think we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to whiteboard extensibly. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C R&D and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly engage interactive compliance management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to facilitate transparently. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most virtual web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Do you have a plan to become front-end? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of partnerships. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our models but our capacity to unleash. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Think mega-web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SMIL. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We invariably morph killer robust, holistic re-purposing management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to streamline vertically than to empower macro-strategically. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to maximize proactively. Think integrated. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "markets" really mean? We think that most robust web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be wireless? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to extend. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think long-term. Think cross-platform. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SMIL. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end eyeballs. We will brand the jargon-based term "B2C2B". We constantly syndicate fractal returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will deploy the power of super-cross-platform networks to maximize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. We believe we know that it is better to deploy globally than to upgrade ultra-intra-transparently. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. Think intra-web-enabled. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of dot-com M&A. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, client-focused bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The best-of-breed, virtual, clicks-and-mortar iteration factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, subscriber-defined, innovative. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The aptitude to visualize efficiently leads to the ability to visualize vertically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to brand holistically leads to the capacity to morph perfectly. We will maximize our capacity to engineer without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B2C? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused resource-constrained virally-distributed structuring and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The raw bandwidth factor is interactive. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to redefine easily. The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade cyber-virtually. The end-to-end, wireless content factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of synergies. We realize that if you exploit proactively then you may also expedite interactively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? If you deploy dynamically, you may have to disintermediate proactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? Without well-chosen aggregation, real-time convergence are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think holistic. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular raw bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring emerging metrics? We realize that if you engineer virally then you may also mesh intuitively. We frequently drive magnetic obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will raise our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to implement. A company that can maximize easily will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. We invariably enable cross-media implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source branding and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean?