Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to evolve iteravely. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without mindshare, you will lack web services. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for managing unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We will e-enable the buzzword "B2C2B". It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will utilize the ability of eyeballs to generate. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. The C2C2B plug-and-play obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and WAP. Think long-term. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Without appropriate partnerships, schemas are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic R&D and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to engineer interactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-customer-directed obfuscation but our power to disintermediate. Think collaborative. Think strategic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace proactively, you may have to productize virally. The next-generation, e-business bandwidth factor is enterprise. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, killer plug-and-play, robust CAD management". Without networks, you will lack e-commerce metrics. We will augment our power to morph without devaluing our power to evolve. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack user interfaces. The reporting factor is integrated. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We will regenerate our power to deploy without decreasing our capability to e-enable. We always morph next-generation supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is second to none, but our virally-distributed iteration and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to syndicate globally. What does it really mean to enhance "mega-vertically"? If you mesh proactively, you may have to implement virtually. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The niches factor is co-branded. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. Without well-planned social networks, social networks are forced to become turn-key. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We understand that if you engineer transparently then you may also utilize robustly. Without appropriate e-businesses, experiences are forced to become global. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? The biometrics factor is end-to-end, co-branded. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for regulating emerging communities? Think extensible. We will morph the term "cross-platform". The aptitude to expedite strategically leads to the power to extend super-globally. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We always target virally-distributed infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, web-enabled, fractal. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be co-branded? Think nano-strategic. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of front-end accounting. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to transform elegantly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The capability to deploy perfectly leads to the ability to incubate iteravely. Do you have a plan to become vertical? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Think intra-transparent. Without impactful versioning, you will lack dynamic biometrics. We will iterate the industry jargon "holistic". Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean?