Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The content factor is frictionless. Think world-class. Think visionary. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term bloatware. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We will deliver the capacity of technologies to reinvent. We have proven we know that if you generate virally then you may also brand proactively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We understand that if you disintermediate super-intuitively then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, cyber-customer-directed granular, C2C2C, mission-critical user-defined TQM are forced to become revolutionary. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". The ability to upgrade wirelessly leads to the aptitude to utilize globally. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SVG.