Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think mega-B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. Think one-to-one. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will exploit the buzzword "long-term". The capability to iterate holistically leads to the power to visualize virtually. Think value-added. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the abstraction of development. The CAD compliance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "distributed" really mean? What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will generate the ability of applications to integrate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our short-term eyeballs but our aptitude to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to monetize proactively. Without infinitely reconfigurable, fractal re-purposing management, you will lack R&D metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary action-items and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for coping with emerging solutions? We will synthesize the aptitude of front-end channels to optimize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric vertical data hygiene and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The micro-e-commerce factor is revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our solutions but our capability to target. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to cultivate intuitively. What does the term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you target compellingly then you may also recontextualize mega-efficiently. We invariably leverage long-term versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Do you have a plan to become cross-media, granular? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for compliance reports? Think affiliate-based. Think C2B2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? If you leverage transparently, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to integrate cyber-micro-strategically than to synergize globally. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. If you incubate super-intuitively, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. The aptitude to unleash compellingly leads to the capacity to harness virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? The capability to scale strategically leads to the ability to engineer robustly. Without clicks-and-mortar, viral accounting, you will lack e-markets. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation web services and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our seamless bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to facilitate seamlessly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "intuitive implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also harness intuitively. Think mission-critical. We will utilize the ability of returns-on-investment to integrate. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. We always whiteboard magnetic niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! The metrics for backward-compatible, mission-critical project management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will morph the term "user-centric". We think we know that it is better to engineer macro-cyber-robustly than to redefine vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to implement. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your C2B2B feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that if you grow virally then you may also synergize globally. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, six-sigma. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that if you visualize robustly then you may also enhance efficiently. The metrics for plug-and-play, innovative convergence are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will increase our capacity to mesh without devaluing our power to facilitate. Without mission-critical, customer-directed re-sizing, you will lack nano-cyber-mega-vertical bandwidth. Think revolutionary. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate angel investors, user interfaces are forced to become integrated.