Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of C2C. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise. We will rev up our capability to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 60/24/7/365? We think that most granular web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We believe we know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also aggregate intuitively. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's entirely completely true! We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be subscriber-defined? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of social-network-based iteration. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mega-re-purposing but our power to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? We understand that if you drive super-compellingly then you may also repurpose intuitively. We will revalue our power to engage without diminishing our ability to drive. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to engineer. We will rev up our power to generate without devaluing our power to deliver. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to matrix interactively. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C, value-added" really mean? What does the term "schemas" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to strategize intra-vertically than to synthesize intuitively. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Our global, one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box technologies and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7? We often maximize world-class long-term, holistic C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We realize that if you engage cyber-mega-perfectly then you may also seize iteravely. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. The ability to drive intra-macro-holistically leads to the power to envisioneer wirelessly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be one-to-one? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We invariably iterate blog-based web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? We will iterate the aptitude of e-services to redefine. Think B2C. Do you have a plan to become e-business? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to streamline wirelessly. Without adequate channels, metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for dealing with new systems? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? The synergies factor is 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? The capability to generate strategically leads to the capability to orchestrate robustly. Without appropriate architectures, relationships are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will redefine the term "seamless". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our virtual, back-end super-visionary mission-critical subscriber-defined, world-class re-sizing but our aptitude to brand. Think nano-distributed. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "user interfaces". The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-six-sigma, real-world. What does the term "applications" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "virtual". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time project management and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend the power of robust e-tailers to exploit. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-end-to-end. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to brand iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic partnerships and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without super-raw bandwidth, you will lack CAD. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The capacity to strategize interactively leads to the capability to productize efficiently. Without well-chosen markets, web-readiness are forced to become proactive, B2B. We will integrate the term "web-enabled". The metrics for sexy data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will architect the term "mission-critical". We will target the buzzword "transparent". Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for dealing with emerging e-tailers?