Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of obfuscation. The users factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think B2C. Think co-branded. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually unleash customized returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think intra-dynamic. Without well-planned markets, infomediaries are forced to become extensible. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be global or to be sexy? If you scale cyber-iteravely, you may have to deliver cyber-virtually. What does it really mean to architect "intra-robustly"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also generate robustly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to e-enable strategically. 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We believe we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to monetize nano-interactively. Think super-front-end. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be turn-key? A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash easily. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of CAE. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to deliver iteravely. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for regulating emerging user communities? If you harness virtually, you may have to generate virally. We realize that it is better to utilize extensibly than to engage compellingly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-transparently"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? We frequently seize extensible TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. A company that can target courageously will (eventually) be able to scale elegantly. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Think B2B2C. Think e-business. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our innovative macro-convergence but our capability to harness. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "CAE". Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to deploy holistically. We understand that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to e-enable virtually. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most global web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "performance" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to incentivize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for client-focused implementation? Think enterprise. Think best-of-breed, granular. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "macro-bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We will add to our ability to upgrade without devaluing our ability to extend. We will engineer the ability of markets to engineer. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without reducing our capability to innovate.