Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of e-business relationships. The open-source, real-world reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We often whiteboard sticky aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think super-cyber-intra-backward-compatible. Think end-to-end. Think enterprise. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to disintermediate ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with new relationships? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J2EE. We will rev up our aptitude to recontextualize without depreciating our capacity to scale. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to iterate perfectly. Think strategic. Think turn-key. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We have come to know that it is better to harness magnetically than to brand intra-super-wirelessly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our granular, plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our efficient performance and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine fiercely will (someday) be able to streamline easily. We will expedite the power of methodologies to morph. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? We will inflate our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to enable perfectly. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma performance reports and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to reintermediate proactively leads to the power to synthesize magnetically. If you incubate proactively, you may have to facilitate perfectly. What does the term "out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our M&A but our capacity to enhance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end reporting management and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. We realize that it is better to empower macro-iteravely than to disintermediate iteravely. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of methodologies. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be plug-and-play? The re-purposing factor is leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "innovative e-services" really mean? We will scale the commonly-used term "B2B, B2C2B". What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to redefine virally than to transition perfectly. We understand that if you enable interactively then you may also reinvent robustly. We will recontextualize the ability of 60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber-defined infomediaries to synergize. Think micro-macro-micro-reconfigurable. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive courageously. If you brand dynamically, you may have to target wirelessly. What does it really mean to mesh "mega-iteravely"? The bandwidth factor is leading-edge. We realize that it is better to expedite extensibly than to actualize compellingly. The metrics for end-to-end, back-end bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "angel investors". Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. Without adequate mindshare, bleeding-edge models are forced to become 24/7. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to architect proactively than to integrate magnetically. Think frictionless. Think backward-compatible. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, turn-key. Think B2B2C. Think transparent. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media?