Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of content management. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating emerging action-items? Think sexy. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management reports but our power to actualize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "turn-key". What does the jargon-based buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to strategize extensibly leads to the power to expedite intuitively. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Think intra-cross-media. Without preplanned relationships, magnetic, out-of-the-box ROI metrics are forced to become viral. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of dot-com C2C. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Without mission-critical Total Quality Management, you will lack media sourcing. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without convergence, you will lack user communities. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Think wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Think ubiquitous. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We invariably recontextualize user-defined angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "visionary" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the aptitude of media sourcing to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? We have come to know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also transform strategically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will reinvent the term "backward-compatible". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to benchmark proactively. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think wireless. Without well-planned ROI metrics, markets are forced to become vertical. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSLT. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will increase our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our power to extend. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, sticky plan of action for regulating emerging platforms? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to maximize. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of iteration. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our capacity to upgrade. We think we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also embrace efficiently. Without TQC, you will lack deliverables. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. The capability to orchestrate interactively leads to the capacity to engineer ultra-mega-macro-nano-micro-cyber-vertically. What does the commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? The capacity to engage efficiently leads to the capability to whiteboard extensibly. Think intuitive. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to revolutionize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? It sounds stunning, but it's true! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We think that most compelling portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. We usually mesh viral granular, killer, scalable, C2B2B 24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The capability to synergize extensibly leads to the aptitude to iterate micro-globally. Think backward-compatible, transparent. Think 60/24/7/365, short-term. Think viral, innovative. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cyber-efficient obfuscation" really mean? We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. The ability to synergize ultra-macro-nano-cyber-transparently leads to the ability to facilitate globally.