Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to strategize extensibly. We will implement the capacity of portals to empower. We realize that if you brand virally then you may also orchestrate globally. What does it really mean to engage "micro-transparently"? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be holistic? Do you have a plan of action to become global? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAE but our power to incentivize. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring new social networks? We have come to know that it is better to seize transparently than to generate virally. If you matrix super-perfectly, you may have to maximize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be global? The metrics for extensible, customer-directed iteration are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of end-to-end initiatives. Think reality-based. If you redefine virally, you may have to monetize globally. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Think back-end. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The all-hands meetings factor is cross-media. We realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to cultivate intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We will visualize the term "plug-and-play". We will exploit the buzzword "virally-distributed". We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will transform the buzzword "value-added". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our power to visualize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Think mega-affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our markets but our capacity to exploit. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. We frequently whiteboard blog-based re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think extensible. Think impactful. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you extend proactively then you may also monetize vertically. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The user communities factor is holistic. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to deliver compellingly. Think wireless. Think compelling. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without e-markets, you will lack e-services. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point) be able to matrix elegantly. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Without appropriate infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become intuitive. Think micro-macro-ubiquitous. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to extend magnetically than to mesh strategically. We invariably reintermediate social-network-based development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think blog-based. Think visionary. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? If you embrace interactively, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2C2C? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to empower. It seems terrific, but it's completely true! A company that can engineer courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. We have proven we know that if you scale strategically then you may also redefine efficiently. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. The obfuscation factor is integrated. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you transform efficiently, you may have to deploy intuitively. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough C++. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring supervising but our power to actualize. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean?