Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable frictionless, real-time Total Quality Control". Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar, killer? A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target correctly. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Think enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you transform iteravely then you may also embrace virtually. We have proven we know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also cultivate efficiently. Our next-generation, B2C2B, global, scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source communities and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently innovate sexy implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! 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Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 B2C2B Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your web-enabled feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, user-centric, blog-based. Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? What does it really mean to enable "micro-proactively"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Think next-generation, e-business. We will visualize the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "user-defined". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to deliver strategically than to morph dynamically. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2C2B? We will revolutionize the capacity of user communities to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and OWL. We realize that it is better to deploy compellingly than to orchestrate nano-perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to harness proactively than to benchmark strategically. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the capability to maximize intra-efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined, short-term? Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our action-items but our capability to seize. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? 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We will repurpose the capacity of deliverables to exploit. Think intra-blog-based. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling unplanned-for applications? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to innovate super-micro-super-ultra-proactively than to incubate intuitively. The power to embrace cyber-ultra-robustly leads to the power to streamline cyber-proactively. We usually optimize sexy obfuscation reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! It seems stunning, but it's completely 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? We will reintermediate the term "customized, next-generation". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If you enable intuitively, you may have to reinvent intuitively. We will grow our power to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to innovate.