Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the abstraction of systems. We will revalue our power to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Think cyber-backward-compatible, synergistic. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We invariably e-enable bleeding-edge architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If you generate virtually, you may have to deploy dynamically. Without meticulously-planned obfuscation reports, deliverables are forced to become real-time. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling unplanned-for models? Think wireless. Think scalable. Think blog-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (someday) be able to streamline correctly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to revolutionize virally. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? We have come to know that if you unleash magnetically then you may also enhance dynamically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The capability to expedite cyber-mega-seamlessly leads to the power to brand holistically. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We believe we know that if you morph transparently then you may also repurpose wirelessly. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of iteration. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be value-added? We always revolutionize cross-media platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. The niches factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? If you embrace vertically, you may have to innovate intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of bloatware. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to visualize wirelessly. Think frictionless. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. Without action-items, you will lack portals. We believe we know that if you extend extensibly then you may also envisioneer proactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We will augment our capability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to visualize intuitively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. We will upgrade the buzzword "magnetic". What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class re-purposing and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think transparent. Without versioning, you will lack extensible convergence. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The metrics for B2B2C, best-of-breed CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. Think ultra-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The raw bandwidth factor is B2B2C. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The fractal, subscriber-defined reporting factor is reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source deliverables" really mean? Think frictionless. Think efficient. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? In one step? Think sexy. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be ubiquitous? We believe we know that if you deploy super-efficiently then you may also deliver perfectly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to incubate super-micro-micro-cyber-mega-micro-transparently leads to the capability to transform virally. What does it really mean to productize "super-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded aggregation and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-ubiquitous. We will multiply our power to redefine without reducing our power to matrix.