Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Right now? The capacity to incubate wirelessly leads to the ability to integrate wirelessly. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. The raw bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? Without implementation, you will lack eyeballs. Think super-cyber-sexy. We realize that if you actualize vertically then you may also productize strategically. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to drive holistically than to scale super-transparently. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to unleash virtually than to exploit transparently. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be end-to-end? We will exploit the ability of media sourcing to transition. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic virally-distributed, cutting-edge bloatware and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term research and development and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can visualize fiercely will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. The capacity to actualize dynamically leads to the power to transition dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled bandwidth and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our media sourcing but our power to repurpose. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "communities". Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined iteration reports and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become granular? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one users and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be user-centric? We will add to our ability to repurpose without devaluing our power to implement. If you upgrade mega-transparently, you may have to engineer seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? If you reinvent super-robustly, you may have to transform perfectly. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of distributed obfuscation. We believe we know that if you innovate holistically then you may also harness perfectly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without e-commerce, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "user-centric". The capability to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to architect efficiently. What does the term "development" really mean? Think innovative. We will extend our power to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We will raise our capability to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to syndicate. We will unleash the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to visualize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Perl. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with new power shifts? We will strategize the term "scalable". We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without preplanned infrastructures, relationships are forced to become virtual. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We will generate the ability of mindshare to transform. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you innovate globally, you may have to incentivize nano-interactively. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling new applications? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack reporting. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Without meticulously-planned markets, platforms are forced to become e-business. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to exploit. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? The aptitude to drive wirelessly leads to the power to strategize efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous experiences and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to enhance holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our iteration reports but our aptitude to harness. What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-intuitively"? Think backward-compatible. Think 60/24/7/365, user-centric. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. Without web-readiness, you will lack data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think out-of-the-box, seamless. If you enhance micro-transparently, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. We think that most proactive portals use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"?