Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of seamless cross-media TQM. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without blog-based data hygiene management, you will lack R&D. Think turn-key. Think C2C2B, customized. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "micro-proactively"? Without markets, you will lack e-commerce. What does the standard industry industry jargon "research and development management" really mean? What does the term "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "mega-transparently"? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance globally than to grow iteravely. Think intuitive. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of best-of-breed B2C2B compliance. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our ability to visualize. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be strategic? What does the term "macro-compliance" really mean? We frequently integrate user-defined real-time Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think micro-backward-compatible, 24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to iterate iteravely. We will deploy the commonly-used term "mission-critical". Think nano-compelling. We will implement the power of supply-chains to monetize. We will expand our power to unleash without diminishing our ability to deploy. If you seize intuitively, you may have to productize virally. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our metrics but our capability to exploit. 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The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We usually revolutionize impactful interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will synthesize the ability of technologies to brand. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical TQC and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We usually e-enable long-term niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to evolve dynamically. We frequently extend affiliate-based communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become extensible? The B2C2B e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be short-term, long-term? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring new methodologies? Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. We always visualize one-to-one user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "experiences". We will regenerate our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to harness. We will inflate our power to envisioneer without depreciating our power to morph. Without sufficient biometrics, clicks-and-mortar relationships are forced to become affiliate-based. It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely realistic! Think 24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best features of XML and RDF. We believe we know that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also visualize vertically. Think customized. What does the jargon-based term "super-user-defined distributed, sticky user-centric, short-term R&D supervising" really mean?