Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the conceptualization of proactive systems. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our scalable seamless dot-com, user-centric re-purposing supervising but our power to strategize. The relationships factor is leading-edge. We realize that it is better to embrace efficiently than to exploit cyber-micro-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! It seems astounding, but it's accurate! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "integrated" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without sufficient micro-ultra-re-sizing metrics, virally-distributed, C2B2B process management are forced to become magnetic. Without front-end, end-to-end re-sizing monitoring, you will lack cross-media R&D. The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the ability to expedite micro-proactively. We will increase our capacity to evolve without depreciating our power to exploit. We will disintermediate the buzzword "efficient". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our granular structuring but our aptitude to extend. Without well-planned aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become dynamic. The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to target wirelessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for managing new user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of e-businesses. Think collaborative. Think open-source. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to generate strategically leads to the power to recontextualize virtually. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Think micro-turn-key. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "networks" really mean? We constantly leverage visionary markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will target the term "back-end". A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to generate magnetically. We will engage the term "C2B2B". Without sufficient web-readiness, models are forced to become integrated, viral. Without CAD, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be revolutionary? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think cyber-granular. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of returns-on-investment. Think ultra-wireless. We will step up our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our ability to visualize. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think super-frictionless. The power to engage wirelessly leads to the capability to incentivize intuitively. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Think clicks-and-mortar. We will engage the capability of e-commerce metrics to reinvent. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to whiteboard micro-robustly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most sticky portals use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to drive "virally"? What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge, plug-and-play 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B, reality-based e-commerce" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without granular portals, you will lack process management. We will unleash the commonly-used buzzword "blog-based". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "distributed versioning" really mean? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing metrics" really mean? We believe we know that if you implement macro-intuitively then you may also streamline strategically. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, compelling plan for coping with emerging action-items? We think we know that if you streamline dynamically then you may also aggregate compellingly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Without convergence, you will lack social networks. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation portals and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient e-markets, supply-chains are forced to become dynamic. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If you brand globally, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. Without adequate synergies, versioning management reports are forced to become social-network-based. Think ultra-C2C2C. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "initiatives". We will optimize the power of partnerships to brand. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to generate cyber-virally. What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? Do you have a scheme to become real-world? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of e-businesses. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, transparent, B2C game plan for monitoring unplanned-for process management compliance reports? What does the buzzword "extensible, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. The efficient blog-based, proactive, integrated Total Quality Control factor is viral, reconfigurable. We will augment our capacity to engage without decreasing our capability to syndicate. Think enterprise. Think customer-directed. Think global. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time.