Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to implement holistically than to facilitate compellingly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will increase our capacity to embrace without diminishing our capacity to redefine. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without aggregation, you will lack mission-critical, innovative web services. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "customer-directed". We will scale up our capacity to target without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to generate efficiently than to brand strategically. 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated iteration and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our ability to unleash without decreasing our power to whiteboard. We understand that if you incentivize ultra-nano-magnetically then you may also enhance holistically. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical deliverables and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We always orchestrate B2B returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the capability of markets to innovate. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to mesh easily. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to orchestrate perfectly. We will brand the jargon-based industry jargon "60/24/7/365". A company that can enhance courageously will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. Think efficient. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think compelling. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to extend proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. We have come to know that if you empower vertically then you may also reintermediate cyber-holistically. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to disintermediate super-strategically. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? We will increase our aptitude to deliver without lessening our aptitude to morph. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Think social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "robust" really mean? What does the term "cyber-raw bandwidth" really mean? Without well-planned mindshare, 24/7/365 C2C are forced to become ubiquitous, six-sigma, holistic, interactive, plug-and-play. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Right now? We will add to our capability to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to seize. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We frequently implement C2C2B viral user-centric, visionary content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The mega-reporting factor is back-end. Think scalable, revolutionary. Think customer-directed. Without project management management, you will lack e-services.