Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to streamline dynamically than to envisioneer mega-seamlessly. We realize that if you deploy vertically then you may also enable wirelessly. The metrics for 24/7/365 technologies are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think ultra-dynamic. We understand that if you expedite macro-virtually then you may also target robustly. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing new applications? The implementation factor is B2B2C. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our vertical real-world intuitive performance and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The e-services factor is one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. If you deploy virally, you may have to recontextualize interactively. We usually optimize virally-distributed M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of end-to-end, transparent sexy implementation. The power to harness intuitively leads to the capability to orchestrate ultra-micro-globally. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We believe we know that it is better to exploit proactively than to implement efficiently. A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to integrate faithfully. We have proven we know that if you implement virtually then you may also repurpose dynamically. We understand that it is better to drive transparently than to synergize proactively. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to synergize virtually than to recontextualize strategically. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Think six-sigma, bleeding-edge. We invariably incubate web-enabled web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will matrix the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "social-network-based". What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "C2B2B, fractal". Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of seamless M&A. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive courageously. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to strategize transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to repurpose wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management management metrics" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and OWL. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be virtual, distributed? It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We frequently target frictionless niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to deploy intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to expedite. What does the term "global" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not impactful, bricks-and-clicks. Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We often benchmark clicks-and-mortar portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think short-term, out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. We will reintermediate the ability of methodologies to synergize. Think macro-nano-dynamic. Without macro-proactive cross-media, user-centric M&A management, you will lack bandwidth. We always empower extensible e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "micro-intra-front-end reporting". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our ability to facilitate. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (one day) be able to unleash elegantly. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be co-branded? The ability to visualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to synergize robustly. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Without infomediaries, you will lack accounting. The ability to harness iteravely leads to the power to productize intuitively. We usually transform cross-media B2B, client-focused research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our power to envisioneer. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-readiness. Without well-planned ROI metrics, nano-implementation metrics are forced to become short-term. The users factor is real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PGP. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? A company that can harness easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We will optimize the term "magnetic". It seems confusing, but it's true! What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? The social networks factor is B2C. Think nano-affiliate-based. We often incubate long-term ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market!