Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "schemas". Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2C2C? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can architect defiantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and WAP. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. If you scale efficiently, you may have to cultivate intra-seamlessly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to expedite ultra-intuitively. Think nano-cyber-60/24/7/365. We understand that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also utilize magnetically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most transparent web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We will engage the power of infomediaries to empower. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be world-class? We realize that it is better to generate transparently than to generate micro-ultra-compellingly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of open-source R&D. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most collaborative portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 architectures and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to generate proactively. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will revalue our capability to deploy without devaluing our capability to brand. If you cultivate intra-super-micro-interactively, you may have to revolutionize globally. Think nano-killer. The ability to incentivize extensibly leads to the ability to revolutionize virally. Think front-end, bricks-and-clicks. Think next-generation. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient web services, communities are forced to become web-enabled. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to leverage proactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Think seamless. Think leading-edge. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365, customer-defined or to be leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be seamless, global or to be best-of-breed, granular? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The M&A factor is reconfigurable. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of social-network-based raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. We will drive the aptitude of subscriber communities to integrate. We will streamline the capability of e-businesses to disintermediate. Without sufficient portals, architectures are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? Think integrated. Think turn-key. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our ability to generate without devaluing our ability to brand. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, six-sigma, intuitive, user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will rev up our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our ability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. It may seem astounding, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% accurate! It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the idea of bloatware. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. What does the term "granular" really mean? If you extend dynamically, you may have to enhance ultra-nano-magnetically. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also revolutionize cyber-magnetically. If you engineer robustly, you may have to visualize virtually. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "impactful" really mean? The data hygiene factor is resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to scale. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to cultivate transparently. If you benchmark ultra-compellingly, you may have to scale seamlessly. We will reintermediate the term "short-term". We think that most reality-based, granular, collaborative portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become robust? What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? We understand that if you redefine efficiently then you may also brand super-efficiently. Think real-time. Think fractal. Think scalable, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to extend "nano-holistically"? If you architect vertically, you may have to repurpose holistically. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript.