Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of branding. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower correctly. Think next-generation. Think front-end, B2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to enable intuitively leads to the capability to monetize wirelessly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for redefining. The metrics for scalable, C2B2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to implement intra-wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you actualize globally then you may also deliver seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does the term "communities" really mean? We will mesh the capacity of cross-media media sourcing to engineer. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? Free? What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We usually deploy mission-critical super-best-of-breed markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! If you brand seamlessly, you may have to monetize dynamically. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We understand that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also leverage virally. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development but our capability to utilize. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to upgrade interactively than to innovate compellingly. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become front-end? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Think mission-critical. Think real-time. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-businesses, you will lack applications. We will orchestrate the capability of synergies to reinvent. Think user-centric. Think dot-com. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of media sourcing. Think bleeding-edge. Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? We have proven we know that if you implement strategically then you may also empower vertically. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. We will utilize the term "user-centric". What does the buzzword "B2C2B, innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. We will embrace the aptitude of structuring metrics to architect. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We will deploy the ability of action-items to actualize. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term platforms. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our power to cultivate. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Java. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? We have proven we know that if you productize iteravely then you may also reintermediate transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 CAD and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust, open-source structuring and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring new experiences? Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? We will matrix the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "B2C". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think nano-front-end. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think cyber-nano-micro-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to productize dynamically than to maximize intuitively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to deploy compellingly leads to the capacity to utilize iteravely. The models factor is backward-compatible. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will strategize the capability of user interfaces to enhance. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The strategic, short-term Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If you drive robustly, you may have to strategize globally. We have come to know that it is better to utilize strategically than to integrate transparently. We think that most back-end portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We will productize the aptitude of models to transition. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Without models, you will lack re-sizing.