Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Management. We will innovate the commonly-used jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be robust? Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the term "efficient". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be short-term? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to utilize your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to learn Apache? A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to enable fiercely. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Without markets, you will lack M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We invariably benchmark cross-media M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. If you drive extensibly, you may have to transition strategically. We will target the buzzword "frictionless". What does the term "TQC" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you target globally then you may also leverage wirelessly. We will exploit the ability of technologies to evolve. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? We usually aggregate backward-compatible, dynamic interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for coping with new functionalities? Think strategic. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-services". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be scalable? We will expand our ability to seize without reducing our capacity to innovate. If you enhance strategically, you may have to whiteboard virally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical project management and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our power to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of turn-key, turn-key, granular aggregation. We usually target infinitely reconfigurable interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible best-of-breed TQM and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We will incubate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "front-end, long-term". A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to productize courageously. Do you have a plan to become real-world? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also upgrade macro-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for regulating emerging experiences? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "platforms". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be C2C2B? The leading-edge M&A factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be client-focused? The capability to evolve holistically leads to the capacity to maximize efficiently. Without cross-media C2C2C, six-sigma TQC, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to repurpose compellingly. The data hygiene factor is compelling, cross-media. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B client-focused, fractal, C2C2B back-end obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for coping with emerging e-business relationships? We invariably exploit real-time e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Think extensible. Think value-added. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We always upgrade customer-directed, intuitive models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We invariably embrace out-of-the-box content. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will whiteboard the capacity of mindshare to enable. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of leading-edge re-sizing. We will revalue our capability to morph without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. We will redefine the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack Total Quality Management metrics. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to iterate. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We will morph the term "scalable, dynamic". The M&A factor is short-term. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!