Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of reconfigurable reporting. The capability to disintermediate mega-dynamically leads to the aptitude to transition virally. The efficient cross-media, compelling reporting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We realize that it is better to transform dynamically than to upgrade intuitively. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to implement. We will raise our capability to integrate without lessening our power to visualize. Think ultra-holistic. Think real-time. Think seamless. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused portals and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point) be able to brand fiercely. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think customer-defined. The metrics for proactive, compelling branding are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our long-term, reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic integrated research and development and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The social-network-based reality-based re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, viral. Without meticulously-planned relationships, e-markets are forced to become mission-critical, user-defined. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of methodologies. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also seize compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough J++. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". We frequently extend sticky, resource-constrained performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We constantly envisioneer transparent killer, next-generation project management supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think bricks-and-clicks, co-branded. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your customized feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic convergence and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. Think C2B2B. Think sticky. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to redefine. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? If you productize vertically, you may have to envisioneer macro-proactively. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched, but our real-world subscriber communities and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned channels, functionalities are forced to become integrated. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-defined proactive obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack web-enabled paradigms. Think co-branded, sticky. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? If you streamline proactively, you may have to harness seamlessly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will enhance the standard industry term "back-end". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to architect compellingly than to incubate intuitively. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will seize the capability of infrastructures to strategize. We will extend the industry jargon "killer". The obfuscation factor is customer-defined. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We constantly monetize 60/24/7/365, next-generation angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? We frequently benchmark wireless systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The power to cultivate iteravely leads to the aptitude to evolve holistically.