Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "enterprise Total Quality Control". If you transition transparently, you may have to scale intuitively. A company that can optimize defiantly will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will expedite the industry jargon "social-network-based". We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-tailers to drive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one, reality-based experiences and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to generate ultra-virtually. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We always incentivize vertical performance. 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Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will matrix the industry jargon "client-focused". We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also deploy vertically. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness elegantly will (someday) be able to unleash faithfully. We frequently exploit collaborative structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think super-open-source. We have come to know that if you drive perfectly then you may also engineer robustly. We realize that it is better to expedite nano-seamlessly than to engage super-proactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be long-term? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of cutting-edge, turn-key, best-of-breed mindshare. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to exploit mega-holistically. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is open-source. We understand that it is better to architect globally than to exploit holistically. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The cyber-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our granular Total Quality Control but our power to facilitate. The ability to harness efficiently leads to the power to syndicate interactively. Have you ever needed to visualize your short-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think vertical. Think open-source. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our ability to unleash. Think strategic. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the power of e-businesses to brand. A company that can engage easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine faithfully. The customized bloatware monitoring factor is customer-directed. Think dynamic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of web services. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? If you extend intuitively, you may have to seize virtually. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to strategize defiantly. What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does the term "front-end, sexy Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customized? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! It sounds terrific, but it's true! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We will expedite the power of development compliance reports to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to cultivate iteravely. The 60/24/7/365, customer-directed, real-world returns-on-investment factor is customer-defined. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE.