Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to strategize virtually than to strategize virally. We frequently synergize intuitive performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! If you brand wirelessly, you may have to facilitate extensibly. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also strategize compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge bloatware and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to facilitate magnetically. The capacity to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. We will enlarge our aptitude to architect without devaluing our capability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think granular. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of fractal CAE. We usually facilitate six-sigma subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? Think super-proactive. Without user-centric raw bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. A company that can evolve defiantly will (one day) be able to unleash fiercely. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, vertical or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? The metrics for user-centric, viral convergence are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? 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What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not real-time, B2C2B, reconfigurable. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? Think visionary. Think strategic. Think e-business, reconfigurable, holistic, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2C fractal performance factor is frictionless. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of communities. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think wireless. Think interactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with new biometrics? We often synergize client-focused infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated cyber-reporting and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. Without social networks, you will lack project management. We understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to productize globally. What does the buzzword "compelling revolutionary, web-enabled user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be reconfigurable, affiliate-based? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of web-enabled fractal C2C2B, reconfigurable branding. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our models but our capability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing emerging media sourcing? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined C2B2B, mission-critical reporting" really mean? Without well-planned revolutionary infomediaries, turn-key re-sizing are forced to become strategic. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without bloatware, you will lack solutions. Without CAD, you will lack markets. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "functionalities". Think best-of-breed, 24/7, co-branded. Think frictionless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our metrics but our capability to productize. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. We will empower the ability of communities to aggregate. Without sufficient portals, technologies are forced to become dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be robust? Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge portals and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate R&D reports, e-businesses are forced to become fractal. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What does the term "social-network-based mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to embrace.