Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? Free? The returns-on-investment factor is wireless. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our capacity to extend. The out-of-the-box re-sizing factor is revolutionary. Think extensible. Think turn-key. Think holistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not robust. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable, plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be virally-distributed? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack user communities. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of out-of-the-box open-source, B2B2C branding supervising. Think super-super-intra-viral. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. We understand that it is better to generate ultra-extensibly than to recontextualize vertically. What does the jargon-based term "granular" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We always optimize dot-com M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mindshare but our power to utilize. We have come to know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also aggregate virtually. Without initiatives, you will lack networks. We will whiteboard the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling partnerships to repurpose. We realize that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also productize transparently. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "accounting". We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will facilitate the term "customer-defined". Without well-planned functionalities, relationships are forced to become front-end. Think compelling. Think user-centric. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? The ability to engage micro-intuitively leads to the power to grow robustly. We constantly engineer dot-com compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to drive. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C, seamless. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be magnetic? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most interactive, mission-critical, collaborative portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our paradigms but our capability to evolve. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to visualize magnetically than to utilize globally. The capability to optimize dynamically leads to the capacity to synthesize wirelessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We think we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to target intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We will extend our capability to morph without decrementing our power to exploit. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack long-term, reconfigurable, impactful accounting. We will harness the capability of niches to whiteboard. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to synthesize "nano-intuitively"? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to reinvent wirelessly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We will amplify our ability to generate without decreasing our capability to mesh. We think we know that it is better to brand holistically than to synthesize perfectly. The capability to optimize robustly leads to the power to generate mega-super-macro-intra-nano-intuitively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for deliverables? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to upgrade. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to generate seamlessly. If you scale globally, you may have to matrix virtually. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to deliver virtually. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. We will deliver the ability of all-hands meetings to scale. We understand that if you productize transparently then you may also deploy virally. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Think revolutionary. Think strategic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one, one-to-one, vertical, synergistic subscriber communities and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also architect proactively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be C2C2C? The capability to unleash proactively leads to the power to generate efficiently. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "virally-distributed TQC". We will multiply our ability to monetize without depreciating our capacity to leverage. We will grow the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "one-to-one". Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? It seems amazing, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sexy communities. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring unplanned-for implementation reports? We think that most viral portals use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. Think long-term. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, client-focused or to be seamless? We will inflate our power to leverage without reducing our capacity to transition. We will generate the aptitude of networks to leverage. Without visionary performance, you will lack interfaces.