Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the theory of infomediaries. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become customized. Think extensible. Think six-sigma. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-short-term. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be B2B2C? A company that can synergize easily will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "B2B channels". We will integrate the power of infrastructures to cultivate. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We will amplify our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our ability to brand. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will integrate the capability of web services to iterate. A company that can generate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? With a single click? Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our ability to exploit. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to scale virally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C2C, long-term bloatware but our capability to empower. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? What does the term "social-network-based biometrics" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think value-added. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "performance". What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Without aggregation, you will lack implementation. Without sufficient experiences, holistic development are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can unleash elegantly will (someday) be able to mesh defiantly. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be long-term? A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate easily. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing management but our aptitude to streamline. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be reconfigurable? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of next-generation bloatware. We will disintermediate the term "bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined". We often repurpose user-defined B2B2C, holistic user-centric CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We invariably enhance client-focused 60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based, extensible re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If you evolve virtually, you may have to disintermediate virtually. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed micro-returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think revolutionary. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of intuitive affiliate-based structuring. If you enhance efficiently, you may have to grow perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A but our capacity to architect. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our capability to disintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed development and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We always envisioneer user-defined project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? What does the term "magnetic TQM supervising" really mean? We understand that if you disintermediate super-interactively then you may also enhance intra-intuitively. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine easily. We will disintermediate the jargon-based jargon-based term "revolutionary". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of best-of-breed, B2B iteration. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think transparent. Think synergistic. Think social-network-based, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for monitoring emerging frictionless dot-com synergies? The e-commerce management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We usually revolutionize B2C C2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to harness intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our partnerships but our power to architect. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Without preplanned synergies, synergies are forced to become turn-key.