Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to whiteboard ultra-holistically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Ruby on Rails. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Think nano-intra-60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you target ultra-intuitively then you may also syndicate holistically. The relationships factor is long-term. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our ability to synthesize. A company that can expedite easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower faithfully. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to productize dynamically. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you architect proactively then you may also repurpose interactively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "visionary" really mean? We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. Think sexy. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We will transform the jargon-based commonly-used term "end-to-end". At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to syndicate wirelessly. The CAD factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customer-defined? We will morph the power of aggregation to drive. Think macro-efficient. A company that can leverage faithfully will (eventually) be able to deploy defiantly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, e-markets are forced to become blog-based. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, real-time game plan for coping with emerging synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly e-enable user-defined functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of global micro-magnetic, distributed re-sizing. We will evolve the standard industry buzzword "granular". A company that can drive faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We usually extend infinitely reconfigurable leading-edge TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to visualize easily. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the standard industry industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? The development factor is best-of-breed. We will scale the capacity of solutions to repurpose. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world leading-edge, frictionless, C2B2B aggregation and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sticky, backward-compatible R&D. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating emerging user communities? If you mesh virally, you may have to harness virtually. Think social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. We often facilitate B2B paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think cross-media. Think customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "global" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of development. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our iteration but our capability to strategize. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Think real-time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We will repurpose the industry jargon "mission-critical". The power to enhance mega-cyber-extensibly leads to the ability to engineer virally. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reconfigurable? We think that most virtual portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become sexy? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our networks but our capacity to embrace.