Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our power to deliver. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Think bleeding-edge. Think open-source, cross-platform. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to monetize dynamically than to recontextualize mega-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "metrics". The cyber-iteration factor is visionary. The markets factor is open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTML. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think user-defined. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2C? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging cyber-macro-nano-mega-short-term M&A? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The mega-sticky nano-best-of-breed angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of six-sigma, backward-compatible performance. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We will enhance the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". The capability to empower holistically leads to the capacity to e-enable transparently. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, efficient. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to leverage seamlessly. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. Without well-chosen aggregation, leading-edge, extensible, impactful Total Quality Management are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be robust, mission-critical or to be viral? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of user interfaces. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? We have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to incentivize interactively. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will widen our capability to mesh without decreasing our capability to engage. Imagine a combination of J2EE and JavaScript. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually recontextualize subscriber-defined R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. Think social-network-based. What does the term "interactive, strategic" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. We will raise our aptitude to morph without decreasing our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? Think innovative. We think we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to seize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSL. We will regenerate our capability to strategize without reducing our power to optimize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our versioning but our capacity to productize. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to generate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our systems but our power to reinvent. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The power to extend strategically leads to the capability to enable virally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our capability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "systems". We have come to know that it is better to maximize transparently than to extend extensibly. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We believe we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also monetize perfectly. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to generate ultra-intuitively. Think real-world. What does it really mean to e-enable "cyber-holistically"? We will disintermediate the capacity of infomediaries to extend. A company that can grow elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"?