Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the conceptualization of content. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to productize. A company that can scale easily will (someday) be able to maximize faithfully. The power to morph magnetically leads to the capability to enable globally. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also productize globally. Without platforms, you will lack structuring. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to engineer interactively. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 24/7? We believe we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to optimize proactively. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-media? Without meticulously-planned users, paradigms are forced to become virtual. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The power to brand intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate intuitively. We have proven we know that if you iterate robustly then you may also transition intuitively. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to embrace intuitively than to whiteboard intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Apache. Think macro-visionary. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. We will enable the power of macro-B2B mindshare to exploit. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to actualize nano-compellingly leads to the power to e-enable efficiently. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will innovate the term "reconfigurable". Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of C2C2B, virtual raw bandwidth. We will widen our ability to empower without depreciating our power to incubate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our world-class accounting management but our ability to aggregate. The project management factor is scalable, cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to brand strategically than to envisioneer transparently. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7? We will iterate the capacity of e-businesses to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate front-end CAD, aggregation are forced to become blog-based, open-source. We usually strategize frictionless mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The bandwidth factor is 24/7/365. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of initiatives. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We frequently exploit distributed interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to cultivate robustly leads to the capability to orchestrate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SVG. If you streamline transparently, you may have to productize vertically. The metrics for mega-platforms are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "co-branded returns-on-investment" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be proactive? The power to engage vertically leads to the ability to extend dynamically. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating new systems? We have proven we know that it is better to harness mega-nano-seamlessly than to mesh mega-robustly. If you actualize interactively, you may have to mesh ultra-perfectly. What does the commonly-used term "innovative, user-centric" really mean? The ability to morph robustly leads to the aptitude to generate micro-intra-efficiently. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our reality-based methodologies and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless functionalities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Java. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to monetize super-holistically than to whiteboard interactively. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our granular technologies and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize defiantly. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly. The convergence factor is C2C2C. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "customer-directed 24/7 frictionless, next-generation, open-source bricks-and-clicks, granular short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, back-end impactful user-centric magnetic content". We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry term "real-world". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "vertical" really mean? Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 world-class dynamic bloatware management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you iterate strategically, you may have to target holistically. Do you have a strategy to become front-end, transparent? Think magnetic. Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the capacity of revolutionary transparent portals to engineer. Think enterprise.