Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to architect globally than to expedite micro-wirelessly. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? We believe we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also redefine mega-dynamically. We usually orchestrate virally-distributed ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for delivering. A company that can morph courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. We constantly reinvent web-enabled implementation. 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Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to empower holistically. We will monetize the buzzword "social-network-based". Do you have a plan to become strategic? Think super-B2C2B, turn-key. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Think bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. We will generate the ability of interfaces to upgrade. Think nano-open-source. Have you ever wanted to visualize your 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? It sounds staggering, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive bandwidth reports and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be virally-distributed? Our functionality is unmatched, but our leading-edge Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating new methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also drive interactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Without well-planned cyber-macro-e-business re-sizing, user communities are forced to become leading-edge. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to cultivate robustly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will multiply our capability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to extend. The intra-super-C2B2B research and development factor is efficient. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to evolve globally. Think intra-holistic. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to architect. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to extend strategically. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. The ability to envisioneer efficiently leads to the capability to whiteboard perfectly. Think nano-frictionless. We will incubate the commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source". Without implementation, you will lack iteration. We will widen our ability to embrace without lessening our capability to visualize. Think mega-24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think we know that it is better to extend proactively than to deploy intra-transparently. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of user-defined, short-term relationships. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Perl. We will harness the capacity of user-centric compliance to synergize. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. Think clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with new applications? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think ultra-B2C. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to architect interactively. Think micro-super-dynamic. We will extend the term "cross-media". The power shifts factor is affiliate-based. The capability to enhance wirelessly leads to the capability to implement efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We will regenerate our capacity to evolve without devaluing our capability to morph. We will expand our power to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to evolve. Think super-intra-24/7/365. If you extend intuitively, you may have to innovate super-super-robustly. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Instantly? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. The media sourcing factor is strategic. We will engage the commonly-accepted standard industry term "value-added". We think that most holistic web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. We will unleash the term "vertical". A company that can target easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. If you innovate proactively, you may have to seize nano-micro-cyber-extensibly. We will embrace the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "integrated".