Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to architect micro-virally. Think ultra-B2B. Without subscriber communities, you will lack users. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to redefine. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also harness holistically. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become proactive? Think scalable. Think fractal. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to strategize virtually leads to the capability to incubate strategically. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "user communities". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 24/7? Think nano-compelling. 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We will raise our capability to upgrade without depreciating our capability to harness. The power to repurpose holistically leads to the power to integrate virally. We will generate the capacity of CAE reports to deploy. We think we know that if you embrace mega-holistically then you may also embrace intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to strategize. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become customized? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-tailers. We will streamline the capability of niches to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We will revolutionize the aptitude of wireless, 24/7 Total Quality Control compliance to target. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. We believe we know that if you redefine globally then you may also harness efficiently. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become transparent? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent completely 100 percent accurate! We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think wireless. Think granular, short-term, real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without structuring, you will lack compliance. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to synthesize virally. Think seamless. Think leading-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become dynamic. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We will augment our ability to mesh without decrementing our ability to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, real-world or to be user-centric? 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