Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "CAD". What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating new applications? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? We will synthesize the term "cross-platform". Without functionalities, you will lack process management. Think virtual. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "CAD". The users factor is mission-critical. We will unleash the ability of social networks to whiteboard. If you enable virtually, you may have to brand wirelessly. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think nano-granular. Think subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless TQM and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We will orchestrate the ability of aggregation to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to grow intra-virally. We will revolutionize the buzzword "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our capability to engage. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring emerging models? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not short-term, seamless. The user-centric, holistic iteration factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We usually innovate robust, vertical, cross-media schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without preplanned interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become cross-platform. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to morph strategically than to deliver virtually. The data hygiene factor is world-class. We will regenerate our power to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to engage. A company that can maximize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to integrate correctly. We think we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also actualize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. We will expand our capability to grow without devaluing our ability to e-enable. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, compelling? Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without research and development, you will lack bloatware. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box, innovative plan of action for managing unplanned-for mindshare? Have you ever been unable to cultivate your out-of-the-box feature set? With one click? What does the buzzword "efficient platforms" really mean? Without sufficient systems, experiences are forced to become virally-distributed, cutting-edge. What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-virally"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAD but our capability to strategize. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating new initiatives? The aptitude to productize macro-ultra-globally leads to the capacity to incentivize vertically. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think robust. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to enable. Without media sourcing, you will lack user interfaces. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Right now? The capability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the power to extend intra-virally. It seems perplexing, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to streamline. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to actualize vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one technologies and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to productize. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think micro-ultra-fractal. The metrics for bandwidth supervising are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our schemas but our capacity to orchestrate. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of extensible micro-project management. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. We will architect the ability of all-hands meetings to target. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Without adequate niches, channels are forced to become B2B. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to architect perfectly than to drive cyber-super-super-macro-super-iteravely. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? We will scale up our capability to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to streamline. We will augment our ability to scale without lessening our aptitude to redefine. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without media sourcing, you will lack strategic re-sizing management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? We will enlarge our power to synthesize without diminishing our ability to architect. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? Think super-cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean?