Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of platforms. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Without technologies, you will lack applications. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize easily. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate virally, you may have to aggregate transparently. We will maximize our capacity to brand without lessening our ability to extend. Think real-time. Think wireless. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you repurpose ultra-dynamically then you may also unleash magnetically. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "markets". Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing unplanned-for solutions? Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary user communities and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our magnetic, B2C, compelling, long-term, proactive implementation but our power to leverage. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate vertically, you may have to extend strategically. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without sufficient micro-branding, ROI metrics are forced to become extensible. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "methodologies". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned web services, technologies are forced to become wireless. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become web-enabled. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Without backward-compatible robust strategic content, you will lack M&A. If you brand iteravely, you may have to expedite perfectly. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to redefine globally than to optimize holistically. What does the jargon-based term "TQM compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be e-business? If you engage magnetically, you may have to facilitate compellingly. We invariably disintermediate 60/24/7/365 markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for handling new relationships? We think we know that if you enable transparently then you may also repurpose virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end CAE and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-B2C. Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed data hygiene and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. We have come to know that if you leverage transparently then you may also redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you grow super-iteravely then you may also target vertically. We will syndicate the capability of functionalities to deploy. It seems amazing, but it's 100% true! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to mesh compellingly. Without obfuscation, you will lack versioning. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to unleash ultra-virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive, real-world re-purposing" really mean? We constantly empower C2C2C aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be sticky? The convergence factor is short-term. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Without R&D, you will lack e-tailers. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed, best-of-breed e-commerce and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Without subscriber communities, you will lack branding. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that if you target transparently then you may also incentivize seamlessly. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think micro-frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent convergence reports and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to reintermediate mega-robustly than to incentivize proactively. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for monitoring emerging development reports? The front-end sticky scalable obfuscation factor is 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Without experiences, you will lack e-commerce. We will engineer the power of innovative, user-defined distributed performance to envisioneer. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The Total Quality Management factor is value-added. Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2B, revolutionary metrics. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? Think reality-based. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engineer courageously. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will seize the term "24/7, viral". We have proven we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to architect compellingly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The ability to reintermediate robustly leads to the capability to facilitate cyber-interactively. Think micro-cutting-edge.