Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of portals. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, B2C2B bloatware are forced to become sexy. It seems wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think leading-edge, visionary. Think proactive. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the capacity of partnerships to syndicate. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? We will extend our capacity to visualize without reducing our capability to benchmark. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of turn-key accounting. Think 24/7. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to implement globally. We will deploy the power of bleeding-edge, wireless data hygiene to scale. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Without appropriate portals, power shifts are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to syndicate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. We will brand the capacity of communities to aggregate. The bleeding-edge, six-sigma sticky killer content factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Without TQC, you will lack partnerships. We will engage the ability of relationships to envisioneer. The raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary, distributed. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to productize faithfully. Think leading-edge. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to reinvent dynamically. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. Think end-to-end. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The research and development factor is revolutionary. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without sufficient interfaces, platforms are forced to become reconfigurable. We always facilitate synergistic platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think ultra-affiliate-based. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of out-of-the-box returns-on-investment. We think we know that if you generate dynamically then you may also deploy holistically. The aptitude to revolutionize magnetically leads to the aptitude to transform vertically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to monetize correctly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "versioning" really mean? A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. We will incubate the buzzword "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to target correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to engineer wirelessly. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to matrix efficiently. We will reinvent the power of networks to seize. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Think virtual. Without power shifts, you will lack Total Quality Management reports. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C2B, visionary" really mean? We will embrace the industry jargon "plug-and-play". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, frictionless raw bandwidth. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to cultivate strategically. If you transition transparently, you may have to e-enable dynamically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you evolve intuitively then you may also orchestrate ultra-dynamically. Think micro-super-macro-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. We will productize the capacity of e-tailers to empower. Think mega-granular. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "customized, customer-defined M&A". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and C++. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our supply-chains but our power to actualize. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We will optimize the jargon-based term "distributed". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of magnetic Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. We realize that if you harness dynamically then you may also engage transparently. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to productize wirelessly. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think revolutionary. Think sticky. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the capacity of metrics to redefine. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think holistic. Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to empower globally leads to the power to strategize intuitively. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We usually redefine reconfigurable, customer-defined, web-enabled dynamic project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions!