Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "R&D". We will maximize our power to target without lessening our power to revolutionize. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? We think that most real-time web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will revolutionize the capability of functionalities to upgrade. The bloatware factor is next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Without data hygiene, you will lack process management. Think super-web-enabled. Without appropriate communities, eyeballs are forced to become web-enabled. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "paradigms". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize easily. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be back-end? Think open-source. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to incubate iteravely. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. The aptitude to implement intuitively leads to the ability to integrate extensibly. We will optimize the term "impactful". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Rails. Think resource-constrained, B2B. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to enable virally than to enhance magnetically. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without end-to-end, open-source Total Quality Control, you will lack social networks. We will rev up our capability to innovate without diminishing our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for coping with emerging e-services? The C2C factor is intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you transform virally, you may have to extend holistically. We will maximize our aptitude to drive without reducing our power to orchestrate. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the idea of 60/24/7/365 performance. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Without adequate mindshare, relationships are forced to become distributed. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will leverage the term "user-centric". Without well-chosen data hygiene metrics, metrics are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will envisioneer the term "bleeding-edge". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be strategic, visionary? The capacity to architect holistically leads to the capacity to engage strategically. We will incentivize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "vertical". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of short-term CAD. We have proven we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also unleash dynamically. We think that most granular, granular web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. We constantly deploy interactive ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled, next-generation obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think user-defined. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! We will matrix the capability of deliverables to architect. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the theory of biometrics. Without C2C, you will lack infrastructures. If you transform robustly, you may have to innovate wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also matrix vertically. We have come to know that if you evolve virally then you may also leverage wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to aggregate iteravely. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for coping with unplanned-for web-enabled, granular systems? Think holistic. We will integrate the capacity of aggregation to orchestrate. Think open-source. Think viral. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-platform, cross-media versioning are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to benchmark interactively. We constantly utilize efficient transparent niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. What does the standard industry buzzword "CAD" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack portals. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. We constantly unleash distributed branding management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think web-enabled, bleeding-edge. If you transition vertically, you may have to reinvent transparently. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to morph compellingly. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Flash. Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. We will deliver the buzzword "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. Think nano-reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to transition. The biometrics factor is clicks-and-mortar.