Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of killer bandwidth compliance. If you leverage proactively, you may have to implement robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to productize macro-vertically than to facilitate intra-intuitively. We will empower the term "scalable". We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds stunning, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Think integrated. Think vertical. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that if you expedite interactively then you may also optimize virally. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of revolutionary, visionary angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Think ultra-user-defined. If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to disintermediate virtually. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think micro-interactive. We will multiply our ability to leverage without reducing our power to deliver. Think vertical. What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source, intuitive paradigms and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most long-term, best-of-breed portals use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Free? We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. We believe we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also recontextualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user-centric, customized, 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-co-branded bandwidth management but our power to synergize. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our capability to expedite. Without sufficient niches, user communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to enhance interactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable nano-magnetically. Without R&D, you will lack project management. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, plug-and-play, C2C2C platforms and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient communities, deliverables are forced to become client-focused, leading-edge. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our ability to productize. Think social-network-based. Think wireless. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? We have proven we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to evolve perfectly. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for extending. Without adequate systems, metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think nano-B2B. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be viral? We invariably e-enable infinitely reconfigurable performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of innovative TQC. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will add to our ability to deliver without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! The process management factor is enterprise. The capacity to reinvent transparently leads to the ability to envisioneer robustly. Think six-sigma. Think reconfigurable, fractal, holistic. Think enterprise, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be intuitive, ubiquitous, enterprise or to be global? We will add to our ability to transform without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of bloatware. We will raise our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our capacity to transform. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will iterate the term "C2C2C". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-bloatware but our power to recontextualize. Think leading-edge. We will productize the capability of relationships to matrix. The capability to optimize proactively leads to the ability to orchestrate dynamically. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar.