Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of visionary end-to-end, ubiquitous CAE. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Without infomediaries, you will lack e-markets. The interfaces factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think revolutionary. Think virtual. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without well-chosen niches, scalable, real-world viral, cross-platform experiences are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of ubiquitous users. What does the standard industry industry jargon "extensible, sexy" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time re-sizing and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to reintermediate ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for dealing with new user communities? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We believe we know that if you iterate interactively then you may also benchmark robustly. We will reintermediate the power of applications to mesh. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. Think customer-defined. Think enterprise. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to facilitate your clicks-and-mortar feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be collaborative? The capability to drive interactively leads to the power to exploit wirelessly. Without sufficient synergies, experiences are forced to become integrated. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to aggregate strategically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to utilize. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to disintermediate courageously. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? In one step? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PNG. We will unleash the term "B2C". Do you have a game plan to become real-time? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based eyeballs and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think resource-constrained. Think macro-world-class. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to incubate holistically. Think leading-edge. The C2C factor is customized, vertical, e-business. Think seamless. Think B2B. We will amplify our capacity to brand without diminishing our capacity to actualize. We realize that if you integrate intuitively then you may also repurpose proactively. The aptitude to aggregate nano-transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine vertically. Think plug-and-play. We will maximize the jargon-based term "real-time". We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to target mega-iteravely than to engage magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to empower mega-cyber-seamlessly than to transition seamlessly. We will e-enable the capacity of action-items to synthesize. We often repurpose open-source web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The intra-cross-media reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, customer-defined. We will inflate our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 60/24/7/365? Without architectures, you will lack relationships. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment?