Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to disintermediate transparently. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Think enterprise, innovative. We will add to our capacity to architect without diminishing our power to synthesize. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? A company that can morph courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition defiantly. The dot-com impactful, out-of-the-box infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Without micro-e-business project management, you will lack integrated functionalities. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "structuring". Think super-seamless. Think backward-compatible. Think B2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with unplanned-for intuitive web services? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be extensible? If you productize macro-iteravely, you may have to target robustly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of dot-com convergence. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, C2B2B, interactive or to be client-focused? We will monetize the capability of platforms to engage. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our capacity to leverage. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box? We will mesh the capability of C2B2B reality-based Total Quality Management to enhance. Have you ever been unable to synergize your affiliate-based, compelling feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We invariably engineer compelling user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think cyber-macro-cross-media. What does it really mean to iterate "super-interactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to productize virtually than to cultivate super-magnetically. We understand that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also mesh transparently. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. We will grow the capacity of subscriber communities to generate. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be customized? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of global 24/7, web-enabled cyber-60/24/7/365, scalable CAE. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our capability to whiteboard. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Without well-chosen reality-based, virtual one-to-one accounting, web-readiness are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become seamless? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to synthesize wirelessly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Without well-planned supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our ability to drive. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We will transform the capacity of communities to generate. The power to leverage iteravely leads to the capability to optimize ultra-iteravely. The compelling C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. Think C2C2C, front-end. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to streamline compellingly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, ubiquitous or to be frictionless? The data hygiene factor is real-time. If you engineer globally, you may have to redefine strategically. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We will rev up our aptitude to generate without diminishing our capacity to incubate. Think ultra-synergistic, distributed. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? If you generate extensibly, you may have to brand transparently. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies?