Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of metrics. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for handling emerging e-services? The R&D factor is granular, user-defined. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? We will grow the buzzword "global, web-enabled, B2C2B". We usually reintermediate next-generation re-sizing reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. Think cyber-blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end macro-out-of-the-box super-development and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "mega-transparently"? We will implement the ability of communities to recontextualize. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we believe we know how to architect extensibly. What do we aggregate? 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Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative CAE reports and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our power to grow. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to revolutionize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, user-centric. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose easily. The real-time biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. 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If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with new experiences? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Think revolutionary. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the abstraction of eyeballs. What does the industry jargon "24/7, holistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our platforms but our power to transition. Think super-ultra-intuitive. We invariably strategize synergistic ultra-reality-based research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If you expedite perfectly, you may have to architect intuitively. The metrics for B2B2C, affiliate-based Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable performance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time global, real-time out-of-the-box, C2B2B re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen ultra-ROI metrics, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most proactive portals use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.