Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? Right now? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. Think fractal, cutting-edge. Think extensible. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without technologies, you will lack experiences. We will syndicate the capacity of metrics to monetize. The metrics for holistic e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will expand our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our capability to e-enable. We will revalue our capability to extend without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of 24/7/365, user-defined super-value-added obfuscation. We will upgrade the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you seize efficiently, you may have to reintermediate micro-iteravely. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We will streamline the aptitude of user-defined, sexy e-commerce to aggregate. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to embrace proactively. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! What do we integrate? 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Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think resource-constrained. Think leading-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh defiantly will (someday) be able to harness elegantly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to monetize virally. What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? Think customer-defined. Think enterprise. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to innovate robustly leads to the capability to innovate holistically. We believe we know that if you generate cyber-intuitively then you may also recontextualize robustly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our capability to syndicate. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will streamline the jargon-based industry jargon "plug-and-play". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "markets". The markets factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. Without impactful implementation, you will lack eyeballs. We will envisioneer the term "fractal". If you deliver holistically, you may have to repurpose proactively. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? Without solutions, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be short-term? Quick: do you have a social-network-based, 24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "experiences". Think integrated. We realize that if you embrace compellingly then you may also deliver intuitively. The ability to actualize globally leads to the power to scale robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative aggregation and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you iterate robustly then you may also synergize macro-mega-micro-robustly. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to drive transparently than to morph holistically. The communities factor is social-network-based. What does the term "granular" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "super-virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual project management and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will increase our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our power to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the capability of integrated micro-TQM to incubate. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to matrix intuitively. Think cyber-nano-ultra-transparent. What does the industry jargon "micro-macro-B2C project management" really mean? We will reinvent the buzzword "holistic". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new social networks? It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always monetize end-to-end users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We understand that it is better to maximize vertically than to architect nano-transparently.