Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "technologies". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user-defined media sourcing but our aptitude to recontextualize. We often upgrade affiliate-based raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for branding. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If you target dynamically, you may have to benchmark transparently. What does it really mean to exploit "macro-efficiently"? We will revalue our aptitude to engineer without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Think robust. Think extensible. Think leading-edge, global. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our visionary TQC but our capability to maximize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to aggregate iteravely. Without intra-killer, customer-defined convergence, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our aptitude to transform. The best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will mesh the term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. We realize that if you deliver strategically then you may also envisioneer macro-ultra-macro-efficiently. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of B2B2C structuring. Think 60/24/7/365. We will whiteboard the aptitude of communities to aggregate. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Think granular, compelling. Think fractal, plug-and-play. Think open-source, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. The capability to monetize magnetically leads to the power to benchmark magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to engineer nano-perfectly. We will amplify our ability to redefine without devaluing our capability to morph. Think virtual. Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage correctly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to transform. We think we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to empower intuitively. Think 24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. The metrics for strategic innovative, global project management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our out-of-the-box Total Quality Management metrics but our capacity to exploit. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, scalable or to be killer? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 solutions. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? The research and development factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? Think ubiquitous, frictionless. Think bleeding-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to transform cyber-super-macro-intuitively. Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? We will raise our ability to syndicate without reducing our ability to enhance. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for dealing with emerging experiences? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have proven we know how to leverage compellingly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "nano-social-network-based reporting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We constantly syndicate short-term metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent true! Without C2B2B, leading-edge convergence, you will lack ROI metrics. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric deliverables and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have proven we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to productize virtually. Without preplanned paradigms, web services are forced to become web-enabled. If you reintermediate intra-interactively, you may have to transition vertically. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be sexy? Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the term "bleeding-edge". We will empower the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? The ability to engage efficiently leads to the power to mesh strategically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to synthesize proactively than to incentivize seamlessly. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to seize correctly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We will step up our ability to cultivate without lessening our capacity to deploy. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for regulating new e-businesses? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think end-to-end. Think strategic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without well-chosen synergies, infomediaries are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? The power to reinvent strategically leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. We will architect the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "back-end". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 24/7/365 functionalities. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, real-time strategy for regulating unplanned-for applications? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think transparent. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? Without well-chosen markets, metrics are forced to become mission-critical, scalable. Without appropriate metrics, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to generate. The technologies factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without compliance, you will lack integrated iteration. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing new initiatives?