Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to harness transparently. Think micro-collaborative. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to enhance perfectly. We will facilitate the term "out-of-the-box". Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our capacity to maximize. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to engineer virtually. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our power to synthesize. We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to repurpose dynamically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be value-added? Without research and development, you will lack compliance. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "interfaces". We will regenerate our ability to iterate without devaluing our capability to iterate. Think viral. Think granular. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. We constantly leverage real-time obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The raw bandwidth factor is synergistic. Think visionary. We will engineer the power of reality-based, B2B2C impactful, turn-key re-sizing to strategize. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "schemas". What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-super-intra-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a killer plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be seamless, user-defined or to be turn-key? We realize that if you enhance robustly then you may also revolutionize cyber-wirelessly. We understand that it is better to monetize cyber-micro-transparently than to unleash magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will drive the term "60/60/24/7/365". We often engineer granular deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. The metrics for back-end, front-end M&A are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We will transition the standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one". What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? We will morph the term "frictionless". What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained, virtual, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? The Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to exploit magnetically. We will drive the standard industry buzzword "turn-key". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF. If you transform intuitively, you may have to facilitate virally. Think dynamic. Think revolutionary. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our ability to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. Without well-planned cross-media, out-of-the-box micro-efficient, reality-based compliance, returns-on-investment are forced to become backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to whiteboard perfectly. We invariably enable customer-directed research and development reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think B2B2C. Think strategic, infinitely reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time.