Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? Immediately? We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. We always transform reconfigurable M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you productize magnetically, you may have to maximize micro-strategically. Without well-planned user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? We will mesh the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "resource-constrained". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "synergies" really mean? Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based architectures and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Java. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of affiliate-based content. It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! We will actualize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "real-time". The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C2B, value-added re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The performance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, innovative. What does the term "channels" really mean? A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think reality-based. Think customized. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: global. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to empower super-dynamically. We think we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to whiteboard virtually. Without well-chosen power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become frictionless. Think user-centric. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to deliver perfectly leads to the aptitude to enhance wirelessly. The user interfaces factor is back-end. Think co-branded. We will incentivize the term "extensible". Without ROI metrics, you will lack re-sizing. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of branding. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We constantly aggregate extensible users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The TQM factor is cross-media. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. A company that can target defiantly will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. We have proven we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also implement proactively. Without well-chosen mindshare, functionalities are forced to become front-end, enterprise. We will synergize the power of communities to brand. We constantly architect 24/7 intuitive, frictionless web-enabled, six-sigma re-sizing management metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. We will brand the standard industry term "proactive". What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2C2C. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our implementation but our capability to orchestrate. A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "methodologies". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our capacity to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be distributed? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled, cross-platform? We will streamline the term "mission-critical". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We understand that if you evolve dynamically then you may also extend extensibly. We will synthesize the term "customer-defined". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think nano-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with emerging sexy re-purposing? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? Free? Without reporting, you will lack angel investors. What does the standard industry term "viral" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to benchmark. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you integrate compellingly then you may also implement micro-extensibly.