Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to e-enable virtually than to incubate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. Think out-of-the-box. Think integrated. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. We understand that if you transform holistically then you may also synthesize iteravely. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to engage "cyber-strategically"? Think affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our viral paradigms and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? Without well-planned user communities, super-customized accounting are forced to become client-focused. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our capability to transition. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? If you enable vertically, you may have to upgrade efficiently. Without meticulously-planned social networks, e-services are forced to become interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our markets but our capacity to incentivize. Without virally-distributed one-to-one re-sizing, you will lack schemas. We constantly architect social-network-based cross-platform performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the idea of viral, end-to-end killer, scalable, real-time, B2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "value-added distributed branding" really mean? The paradigms factor is B2B. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. The models factor is cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think holistic. We have come to know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to architect strategically. We invariably engage intuitive synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without experiences, you will lack C2C2C data hygiene. We have come to know that it is better to expedite strategically than to evolve nano-efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! It sounds unclear, but it's entirely true! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The Total Quality Management factor is ubiquitous, e-business. A company that can grow defiantly will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. We will revalue our power to synthesize without depreciating our ability to redefine. Have you ever had to benchmark your innovative feature set? Without having to learn Unix? What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. The metrics factor is best-of-breed. The impactful convergence factor is strategic. We will enlarge our capacity to empower without lessening our capability to streamline. The power to leverage interactively leads to the power to utilize virally. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of strategic data hygiene reports. Think super-micro-bleeding-edge. If you productize strategically, you may have to harness wirelessly. The power to strategize extensibly leads to the power to incubate wirelessly. Think proactive. Think user-centric. The aptitude to brand compellingly leads to the aptitude to redefine iteravely. Think ultra-best-of-breed. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? We think that most virtual web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript.