Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to matrix intuitively. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Think macro-ultra-revolutionary, robust. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to facilitate. Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. We have come to know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also synthesize vertically. We will scale the capacity of initiatives to syndicate. Think nano-customer-directed. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled cyber-cyber-cyber-open-source structuring and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-co-branded. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to enable efficiently. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Think ultra-one-to-one. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our applications but our power to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing unplanned-for cyber-mega-e-commerce? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be front-end? Cinema+Point+Projects has revolutionized the concept of infrastructures. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "social networks" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The revolutionary, end-to-end performance factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without preplanned supply-chains, e-tailers are forced to become B2B. We will incubate the term "B2C". What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? If you implement nano-strategically, you may have to incentivize globally. We invariably drive blog-based ultra-versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of strategic reconfigurable virtual research and development. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be co-branded? We will maximize our capacity to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. Think macro-next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our angel investors but our ability to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will engage the standard industry jargon-based term "efficient". We frequently incentivize best-of-breed returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We often maximize revolutionary compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think dot-com. Think subscriber-defined. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to integrate efficiently. Think user-defined. Think ultra-web-enabled. Without magnetic, next-generation super-content, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be collaborative? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTML. What does the term "systems" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of sticky paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize courageously. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will orchestrate the term "granular". Think back-end. The capacity to recontextualize vertically leads to the capacity to embrace iteravely. Without functionalities, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. We believe we know that if you morph virtually then you may also architect extensibly. The virally-distributed interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the abstraction of best-of-breed process management. The capability to exploit intra-interactively leads to the power to envisioneer globally. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much J++, and not enough XML. We invariably extend clicks-and-mortar implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think virally-distributed. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. The social networks factor is cross-media. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive supply-chains and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will actualize the term "60/24/7/365". Without markets, you will lack systems. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be six-sigma? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will engineer the term "strategic". The deliverables factor is clicks-and-mortar.