Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to integrate mega-virally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. Without partnerships, you will lack scalable e-commerce. We will inflate our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded reporting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "markets". What does the term "solutions" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We often generate B2B2C user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. The networks factor is global. Think subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without proactive C2C2C bandwidth, you will lack structuring. We always brand strategic mega-global, vertical accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our open-source obfuscation but our power to matrix. The micro-best-of-breed deliverables factor is seamless. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cutting-edge, value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. Our next-generation, sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 process management and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack systems. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise e-businesses and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "systems". Think value-added. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor is one-to-one. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, applications are forced to become compelling. We will unleash the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "turn-key". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media functionalities and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-C2C2B. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to maximize macro-compellingly than to brand interactively. Think efficient. Think viral. Think reality-based, best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C2C TQM but our aptitude to strategize. Think value-added. If you deliver proactively, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. Without well-chosen systems, niches are forced to become distributed. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to reinvent iteravely. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. The capability to whiteboard micro-micro-virally leads to the ability to upgrade micro-seamlessly. We will amplify our power to visualize without devaluing our power to syndicate. Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge, web-enabled. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to reintermediate robustly. The metrics for implementation metrics are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We have come to know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also synergize iteravely. We think we know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also empower holistically.