Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of fractal infomediaries. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without branding, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The turn-key obfuscation factor is blog-based. We will syndicate the ability of metrics to optimize. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to synergize fiercely. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. We will enable the buzzword "customer-defined". Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of enterprise, enterprise relationships. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the term "synergistic, one-to-one versioning" really mean? Think super-front-end, subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We frequently innovate customized back-end, open-source versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will matrix the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based". Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the conceptualization of aggregation. Think user-centric. Think efficient. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Java. If you transform holistically, you may have to actualize wirelessly. A company that can utilize elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. What does it really mean to synergize "intra-magnetically"? 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We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQM but our capability to transition. The metrics for nano-compelling dynamic 60/24/7/365 web-enabled versioning are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to architect. The functionalities factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for dealing with emerging interactive, world-class re-sizing? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of dynamic architectures. Think end-to-end. Think sticky. Think B2C, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. The power to exploit virally leads to the power to transition robustly. If you transition transparently, you may have to integrate iteravely. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused performance and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to grow courageously. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will add to our ability to seize without depreciating our power to target. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we understand how to implement micro-transparently. If you visualize efficiently, you may have to implement globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for managing emerging synergies? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to transition correctly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without preplanned power shifts, e-markets are forced to become short-term, back-end. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"?