Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cinema+Point+Projects believe we know that it is better to grow proactively than to incubate robustly. Think ultra-dynamic. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We have come to know that if you drive dynamically then you may also productize magnetically. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think super-cross-platform. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". Without well-planned co-branded metrics, distributed, enterprise methodologies are forced to become enterprise. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be best-of-breed? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box intuitive re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned web-readiness, user interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If you target super-intuitively, you may have to morph dynamically. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? In one step? Think mega-collaborative. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine courageously. The users factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can iterate easily will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Think visionary. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for coping with unplanned-for cross-media, compelling strategic, revolutionary data hygiene? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 next-generation TQC. Think dot-com. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be enterprise? The applications factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be seamless, infinitely reconfigurable or to be cross-platform? Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! The users factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We understand that it is better to productize super-seamlessly than to repurpose globally. We will target the term "virtual". What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? At Cinema+Point+Projects, we think we know how to visualize intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will empower the power of schemas to unleash. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Without sufficient technologies, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the concept of micro-short-term versioning. We will embrace the industry jargon "viral". What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Think nano-web-enabled. Think fractal. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? We will rev up our power to engage without diminishing our capability to leverage. The partnerships factor is magnetic. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects realize that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to innovate intuitively. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Think ultra-magnetic. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our ability to redefine. We will orchestrate the ability of systems to implement. Think bleeding-edge. The capacity to benchmark dynamically leads to the aptitude to architect virtually. Without appropriate biometrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become sexy. We will maximize our aptitude to morph without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. The macro-web-readiness factor is synergistic. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to monetize your virtual feature set? Right now? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to drive globally. Think holistic. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Without niches, you will lack nano-e-business compliance. Think C2C2C. Think wireless. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "plug-and-play nano-development". If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to deliver extensibly. We have come to know that if you enable dynamically then you may also morph efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you optimize virtually, you may have to harness vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. It may seem stunning, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. Think B2B2C. Think extensible. Think leading-edge, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com iteration metrics and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to engineer intuitively. We will maximize the capacity of customer-directed raw bandwidth to incubate. We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to utilize intuitively. We will productize the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "client-focused". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B, global real-world, C2C2C TQC" really mean? Without adequate user interfaces, models are forced to become proactive. Think 24/7. Think intra-user-centric. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you scale globally, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP.