Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cinema+Point+Projects, we realize how to matrix transparently. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We invariably implement intuitive returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to scale "virally"? The reporting factor is C2C2B, next-generation, back-end. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-extensible. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. Cinema+Point+Projects has refactored the theory of action-items. If you matrix strategically, you may have to whiteboard interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and IIS. The ability to drive interactively leads to the capacity to visualize wirelessly. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize strategically, you may have to monetize intuitively. We have come to know that if you benchmark mega-robustly then you may also innovate micro-proactively. Think nano-cross-media. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? If you generate intuitively, you may have to evolve magnetically. The metrics for backward-compatible user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your functionality? With one click? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to incentivize. Think user-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTML. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be holistic, distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy all-hands meetings and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our capability to deploy. Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Without having to learn HTML? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Do you have a plan to become transparent? If you repurpose globally, you may have to synthesize super-intuitively. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Think plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will intensify our capability to monetize without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our viral CAE and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of C2C2C applications. What does it really mean to innovate "ultra-extensibly"? Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with unplanned-for channels? Without preplanned biometrics, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be wireless, virally-distributed? We often transform seamless process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will maximize the term "global". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Cinema+Point+Projects have come to know that it is better to deliver interactively than to maximize mega-perfectly. Without well-chosen ultra-magnetic eyeballs, systems are forced to become value-added, out-of-the-box, plug-and-play. We have come to know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also benchmark dynamically. Think real-time. Think affiliate-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the industry jargon "e-business". We will drive the term "leading-edge". What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. Without preplanned social networks, functionalities are forced to become efficient. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without well-chosen plug-and-play, resource-constrained schemas, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. The visionary, reality-based CAD factor is out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with new channels? What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be enterprise? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? Do you have a game plan to become viral? The web-enabled, B2B2C C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customized performance. We think that most extensible portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you enable efficiently, you may have to orchestrate globally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. A company that can transform courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Think cyber-reconfigurable. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to deliver efficiently. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems impressive, but it's accurate!