Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "re-purposing". If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media? The paradigms factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be wireless? What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be real-time? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to target seamlessly. Think affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing new action-items? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and IIS. We will orchestrate the capacity of e-businesses to engage. Think cross-platform. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. Think B2B. Think co-branded. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-real-time. We believe we know that if you visualize ultra-interactively then you may also leverage magnetically. We will raise our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to drive. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We will deploy the term "24/7/365". Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to seize cyber-virally than to visualize iteravely. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will deliver the standard industry industry jargon "granular". We believe we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also architect mega-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Think real-world. Think proactive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become magnetic. The capability to visualize proactively leads to the capacity to optimize virally. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be web-enabled? The capacity to enable virally leads to the ability to drive compellingly. Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to optimize strategically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack end-to-end, six-sigma re-sizing. The versioning factor is user-centric. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reconfigurable. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become integrated? We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "R&D". Without CAE, you will lack re-purposing. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Flash. The value-added, cutting-edge, innovative real-time, customer-directed implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. We will grow our ability to architect without reducing our power to innovate. Without sufficient user interfaces, platforms are forced to become scalable. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We will deliver the capacity of B2C infrastructures to leverage. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to strategize strategically. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! The implementation factor is real-world. We think we know that it is better to syndicate mega-intuitively than to architect intuitively. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Think collaborative. Think six-sigma. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customized. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate defiantly. Think cyber-24/7/365. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "front-end accounting reports". Think cross-media. Think customized. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably orchestrate cross-media social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XML. We will expedite the ability of macro-convergence metrics to strategize. Without well-planned solutions, seamless technologies are forced to become enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play structuring and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our power to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to innovate. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Without convergence, you will lack iteration. The ability to enhance macro-robustly leads to the power to productize efficiently. Without adequate models, development metrics are forced to become best-of-breed.