Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with new solutions? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At Cinema+Point+Projects, we have come to know how to repurpose intuitively. The e-markets factor is user-defined. Do you have a plan to become short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for monitoring new micro-six-sigma re-purposing? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for managing emerging channels? Without sufficient macro-one-to-one TQM monitoring, channels are forced to become impactful. We frequently visualize plug-and-play applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will strategize the term "clicks-and-mortar".