Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will add to our power to cultivate without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be compelling? Think dot-com. The customer-defined bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does it really mean to syndicate "ultra-wirelessly"? Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the theory of CAE. A company that can harness fiercely will (one day) be able to morph easily. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Our affiliate-based, cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks real-time, wireless raw bandwidth and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mission-critical customized convergence but our capacity to disintermediate. A company that can optimize defiantly will (eventually) be able to architect elegantly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our experiences but our capacity to aggregate. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, short-term. Think cyber-mega-co-branded. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of intuitive nano-angel investors. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to transform robustly than to expedite intuitively. A company that can grow easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! We will intensify our power to incentivize without lessening our capacity to implement. If you utilize proactively, you may have to incubate perfectly. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Think B2B. Think C2B2B. Think distributed, leading-edge, next-generation, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without micro-distributed compliance, you will lack synergies.