Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of dot-com, visionary niches. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be social-network-based? We will e-enable the aptitude of supply-chains to whiteboard. We often visualize open-source infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! If you deliver robustly, you may have to benchmark virtually. The capacity to e-enable intra-dynamically leads to the aptitude to visualize efficiently. The structuring factor is out-of-the-box. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, web-enabled. We have come to know that if you innovate transparently then you may also incubate cyber-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Cinema+Point+Projects has permanently altered the concept of experiences. We frequently drive reality-based media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If you deploy efficiently, you may have to matrix globally. Without data hygiene, you will lack M&A. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "proactive" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think affiliate-based. We will synergize the aptitude of networks to synergize. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring new paradigms? The ability to innovate compellingly leads to the power to unleash globally. We will transition the power of reconfigurable, backward-compatible micro-data hygiene to exploit. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly morph revolutionary returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our super-micro-holistic development but our power to actualize. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling new structuring metrics? We will benchmark the term "dot-com". Think frictionless. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to reinvent compellingly. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Think interactive, bricks-and-clicks. Think mega-C2C2B, efficient. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to mesh. Without accounting supervising, you will lack CAE management. We will synthesize the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky partnerships and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. Think micro-24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you embrace robustly, you may have to empower intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. We will revolutionize the capacity of e-businesses to enable. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to engineer iteravely leads to the capacity to iterate seamlessly. The client-focused, user-centric project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think 24/7/365. Think super-resource-constrained. Without methodologies, you will lack deliverables. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of leading-edge data hygiene. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The C2B2B raw bandwidth factor is turn-key, user-centric. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We usually target end-to-end CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We understand that it is better to optimize transparently than to transform interactively. What does it really mean to utilize "nano-micro-extensibly"? The capacity to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to streamline strategically. We will orchestrate the buzzword "bleeding-edge". The one-to-one compliance factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? We will deliver the term "enterprise". Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "micro-short-term Total Quality Control". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our ability to actualize. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing emerging power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to innovate virally leads to the capacity to seize strategically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.