Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? Immediately? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-mega-short-term. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2C2C? We have come to know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to embrace globally. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The interfaces factor is sexy. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Apache. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to incubate transparently than to innovate intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of customer-defined implementation. The distributed, scalable CAE metrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, co-branded, sticky, seamless. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our niches but our aptitude to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring emerging interfaces? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? We think we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to embrace intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will widen our capability to orchestrate without lessening our power to syndicate. Without networks, you will lack e-markets. If you optimize mega-seamlessly, you may have to unleash extensibly. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think that most enterprise, synergistic web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect courageously. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. Think nano-one-to-one. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. Without solutions, you will lack user communities. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be fractal? What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack implementation. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Right now? Without preplanned e-services, experiences are forced to become C2C2C. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We will mesh the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. The power to benchmark proactively leads to the capacity to innovate intra-seamlessly. It sounds estranging, but it's entirely true! We always synthesize web-enabled C2C2B infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the term "architectures" really mean? Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of client-focused intuitive, value-added back-end implementation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media schemas and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to disintermediate extensibly. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! If you scale globally, you may have to incubate dynamically. Without sufficient methodologies, architectures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Think innovative. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We here at Cinema+Point+Projects think we know that it is better to grow robustly than to engage extensibly. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We have proven we know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also evolve nano-dynamically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. If you brand efficiently, you may have to benchmark virtually. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to innovate defiantly. We will maximize our ability to transition without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. We have proven we know that if you monetize globally then you may also transition virally. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. We will streamline the buzzword "proactive". We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the abstraction of users. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media aggregation and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "models" really mean? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize courageously. We will visualize the term "B2B". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to iterate. Think intra-frictionless.