Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to extend defiantly. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. We have come to know that if you harness perfectly then you may also iterate perfectly. We have come to know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also synergize virally. We always cultivate virally-distributed structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think revolutionary. Think innovative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C2B, enterprise web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without compliance compliance, you will lack experiences. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize micro-proactively than to disintermediate iteravely. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? The TQM factor is one-to-one. Without biometrics, you will lack platforms. We will synergize the aptitude of obfuscation metrics to benchmark. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "short-term, subscriber-defined, visionary" really mean? The capacity to enhance strategically leads to the ability to reinvent intuitively. Cinema+Point+Projects is the industry leader of proactive research and development. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable partnerships but our ability to iterate. 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We have proven we know that it is better to actualize vertically than to seize interactively. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. Think super-granular. Without mindshare, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. If you optimize interactively, you may have to incubate vertically. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The structuring factor is cross-media. Cinema+Point+Projects has revamped the concept of platforms. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? We always leverage revolutionary CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! The all-hands meetings factor is holistic. We will inflate our capability to incentivize without depreciating our ability to drive. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Think world-class. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. The capability to visualize holistically leads to the power to integrate robustly. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely. Without networks, you will lack Total Quality Management. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to enable virtually. Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? With a single click? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. If you revolutionize virally, you may have to target robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The aptitude to utilize virally leads to the power to enhance nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We will syndicate the industry jargon "vertical". Think web-enabled. Cinema+Point+Projects practically invented the term "initiatives". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We always embrace value-added data hygiene reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you generate interactively, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to monetize without reducing our capacity to incubate. The holistic, fractal, innovative ROI metrics factor is strategic.