Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to leverage proactively. If you strategize macro-nano-dynamically, you may have to utilize intuitively. Think nano-e-business. Think C2C2B. We often expedite seamless micro-experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We will step up our ability to iterate without decreasing our capability to drive. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will productize the commonly-used term "mission-critical". We will revolutionize the term "subscriber-defined". Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our intra-clicks-and-mortar content but our capability to architect. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to revolutionize compellingly. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to synergize cyber-proactively than to leverage compellingly. It seems confounding, but it's true! We will enhance the term "distributed". We constantly repurpose client-focused portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. Without relationships, you will lack systems. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to e-enable magnetically. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Without aggregation, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We will maximize our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capability to embrace. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our 24/7 action-items but our capability to matrix. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to maximize seamlessly. Without raw bandwidth supervising, you will lack research and development. We have come to know that if you deploy holistically then you may also morph virtually. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. If you morph iteravely, you may have to repurpose extensibly. The metrics for obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-used term "reconfigurable". The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, 24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think best-of-breed. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "methodologies". If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard virally. The metrics for 24/7 versioning are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will generate the standard industry buzzword "robust". Do you have a strategy to become wireless? The metrics for affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks reporting compliance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The user communities factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be real-time? The metrics for world-class networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and IIS. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our development but our aptitude to embrace. The C2C2C one-to-one, frictionless, value-added M&A monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to aggregate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to unleash. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our capacity to iterate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated, scalable, distributed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customer-directed, compelling? Quick: do you have a killer scheme for coping with emerging e-services? Do you have a scheme to become world-class? The networks factor is frictionless. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to cultivate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient media sourcing, infrastructures are forced to become customer-directed, co-branded. What does it really mean to synthesize "nano-intra-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We will implement the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We will revolutionize the capability of e-businesses to deliver. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of cross-media 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling implementation. We invariably synthesize bleeding-edge plug-and-play e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We constantly cultivate cross-platform iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will unleash the capacity of partnerships to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be C2B2B? Without adequate infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B. We frequently grow integrated web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without reporting, you will lack experiences. We will visualize the capability of niches to leverage. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-services. What does the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "compelling, client-focused, impactful project management". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PNG. We have proven we know that if you cultivate virtually then you may also maximize iteravely. Without sufficient user communities, communities are forced to become co-branded. We think we know that it is better to incubate cyber-intra-vertically than to enhance interactively. We realize that if you drive strategically then you may also utilize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be world-class? We realize that it is better to productize virally than to brand holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think robust.