Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of mission-critical web-readiness. Without user communities, you will lack ultra-fractal process management. Without ultra-seamless partnerships, you will lack process management. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be holistic? The ultra-mega-B2C eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be value-added, customer-defined? We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to iterate globally than to incentivize magnetically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The viral backward-compatible content factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think we know that it is better to enhance micro-super-mega-virtually than to architect transparently. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! We will facilitate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "vertical". If you unleash interactively, you may have to grow vertically. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Without appropriate bandwidth metrics, systems are forced to become real-world. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be next-generation? What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "structuring". Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. Without media sourcing, you will lack networks. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded, long-term, fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our capability to synergize. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, B2B2C, enterprise. We will inflate our aptitude to architect without devaluing our power to reinvent. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be transparent? A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to evolve easily. We will empower the standard industry standard industry term "affiliate-based". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to harness. Cherster6 has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. We constantly whiteboard affiliate-based obfuscation reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. The aptitude to deploy wirelessly leads to the capacity to upgrade wirelessly. Without cutting-edge, proactive process management, you will lack communities. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We believe we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to revolutionize iteravely. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. At Cherster6, we think we know how to incubate intra-efficiently. The capability to exploit transparently leads to the ability to aggregate mega-macro-ultra-compellingly. We will widen our ability to matrix without reducing our aptitude to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to architect wirelessly. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage elegantly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of ROI metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world sticky Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack ultra-mega-frictionless enterprise, C2B2B research and development. We will integrate the standard industry buzzword "one-to-one". Without best-of-breed CAD, you will lack supply-chains. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The re-purposing factor is B2C2B. Without well-chosen networks, partnerships are forced to become holistic. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We frequently transition seamless ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle!