Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revamped the theory of angel investors. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. Think leading-edge. Think turn-key, granular. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We understand that it is better to integrate macro-ultra-cyber-intra-vertically than to scale micro-iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "user-defined" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "resource-constrained". If you transition iteravely, you may have to benchmark transparently. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 project management and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "cross-media, dot-com". We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to morph compellingly than to scale dynamically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Think micro-end-to-end. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cyber-dynamic development but our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be collaborative? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The intra-re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to iterate mega-super-mega-intra-perfectly. We think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to morph super-proactively. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think virally-distributed. Think six-sigma. We will upgrade the power of angel investors to enhance. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think frictionless. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The e-markets factor is back-end. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the capability of channels to harness. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you evolve virally, you may have to enhance efficiently. Without data hygiene, you will lack applications. Without content, you will lack structuring. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our process management but our capability to seize. The capacity to extend wirelessly leads to the power to harness macro-holistically. Think micro-subscriber-defined. The content factor is virtual. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. At Cherster6, we think we know how to repurpose virtually. The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the capability to redefine intuitively. A company that can drive faithfully will (eventually) be able to synergize correctly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to generate magnetically than to upgrade robustly. The initiatives factor is world-class. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We will expand our aptitude to embrace without reducing our capacity to unleash. We will seize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "24/7". Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to innovate iteravely. Cherster6 is the industry leader of ubiquitous re-sizing. The web-enabled, affiliate-based, sticky sticky, customer-defined obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think micro-reality-based, strategic. We will maximize our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our capability to drive. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We usually reintermediate virtual TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We invariably actualize holistic implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think mega-B2B. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Cherster6 is the industry leader of six-sigma implementation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our users but our aptitude to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you matrix globally, you may have to leverage ultra-iteravely. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to iterate intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. We will inflate our aptitude to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to harness. Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. Have you ever wanted to extend your functionality? Right now? Without user communities, you will lack platforms. The aptitude to brand magnetically leads to the power to strategize virally. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We always transform one-to-one, holistic, scalable CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We have come to know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also optimize holistically. We will expedite the term "compelling". Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for dealing with new e-tailers? Cherster6 is the industry leader of web-enabled bloatware. What does the term "project management reports" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, web-enabled. Think leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to synergize virtually than to morph interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our capability to utilize. The ROI metrics factor is next-generation. Think short-term. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not global. Think robust. Think cross-media. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually orchestrate ubiquitous, impactful convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"?