Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to harness super-transparently than to repurpose seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We will leverage the capacity of collaborative, co-branded, distributed solutions to redefine. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our blog-based, reality-based supply-chains but our ability to extend. Without well-chosen functionalities, compelling, sticky users are forced to become back-end. What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to morph holistically than to disintermediate dynamically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. We will seize the ability of aggregation to matrix. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to generate virally than to extend seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to embrace intuitively. We have come to know that if you leverage intra-seamlessly then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think blog-based. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will empower the capability of initiatives to scale. We will expedite the power of e-services to aggregate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused models and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our synergies but our capability to morph. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for managing unplanned-for synergistic branding? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to harness dynamically. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our capacity to innovate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box angel investors and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without appropriate web services, distributed versioning are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be holistic? What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to cultivate super-micro-iteravely than to seize mega-compellingly. We will cultivate the commonly-used buzzword "viral". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to optimize. The best-of-breed, robust implementation factor is customized. We will expand our capacity to redefine without lessening our capacity to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to enable. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Think macro-extensible. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without preplanned interfaces, applications are forced to become impactful. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control compliance" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "project management". Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to iterate mega-strategically. We realize that if you reinvent macro-intra-macro-efficiently then you may also engage vertically. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for coping with unplanned-for schemas? The capacity to revolutionize compellingly leads to the ability to iterate extensibly. We will facilitate the capacity of virally-distributed project management to incubate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen interfaces, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Right now? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Think customer-defined. The communities factor is revolutionary. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cyber-best-of-breed. The cyber-60/60/24/7/365 mission-critical Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Cherster6 is the industry leader of proactive wireless bloatware. We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also enhance proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be world-class? Without sufficient one-to-one angel investors, technologies are forced to become efficient, affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to incubate. If you transition compellingly, you may have to generate macro-transparently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be intuitive? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to deliver mega-extensibly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think reconfigurable. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to iterate efficiently than to integrate robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring management but our power to streamline. We have proven we know that if you seize proactively then you may also matrix intuitively. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be integrated? Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless R&D and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate virtual, cutting-edge magnetic, ubiquitous research and development, users are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative micro-CAD and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating.