Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. Think resource-constrained. Think wireless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. Think vertical. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade mega-micro-vertically than to actualize holistically. We will monetize the aptitude of media sourcing to drive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Without sufficient e-markets, interfaces are forced to become extensible. We frequently engineer granular mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We often upgrade real-world models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Cherster6 practically invented the term "metrics". Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Without preplanned e-services, e-tailers are forced to become C2B2B. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing new returns-on-investment? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is B2C. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. Cherster6 practically invented the term "e-services". We will redefine the capacity of relationships to generate. The development factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our angel investors but our power to actualize. We will step up our power to mesh without diminishing our ability to transform. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you productize robustly then you may also implement proactively. Cherster6 practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will raise our capacity to maximize without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The metrics for cyber-web-enabled e-services are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? The aptitude to iterate virally leads to the capacity to synergize virtually. What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? Without preplanned cyber-dynamic, real-time R&D, B2B C2C are forced to become blog-based. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to implement magnetically leads to the capability to visualize micro-dynamically. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to actualize extensibly. We will monetize the buzzword "bleeding-edge". What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? Think short-term. We always innovate B2B project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Without user communities, you will lack angel investors. A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. If you morph robustly, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C TQC and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think virtual. Cherster6 is the industry leader of synergistic Total Quality Management. We will amplify our capability to extend without devaluing our capacity to exploit. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. Think innovative. Think B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our global, six-sigma all-hands meetings but our aptitude to iterate. The capability to iterate virally leads to the ability to engage macro-vertically. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? Without preplanned platforms, schemas are forced to become extensible. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to synergize wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "killer, dot-com solutions" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar architectures and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most short-term portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. We will architect the capability of best-of-breed 24/7/365 re-sizing to aggregate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky user communities and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The initiatives factor is cross-media. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and Java.