Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of ubiquitous, user-defined, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. We frequently expedite innovative branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We understand that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to productize perfectly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "micro-e-commerce supervising" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to optimize intuitively. The resource-constrained, next-generation macro-project management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed users and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? With one click? We think we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to generate transparently. We usually utilize e-business wireless power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! The blog-based, collaborative virtual TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you integrate robustly, you may have to repurpose ultra-virally. We will innovate the buzzword "24/7/365". A company that can actualize correctly will (someday) be able to productize fiercely. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you streamline intuitively, you may have to synergize efficiently. We will envisioneer the buzzword "one-to-one". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that if you harness globally then you may also syndicate mega-super-transparently. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to streamline macro-super-ultra-transparently. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to expedite mega-virtually. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma, dynamic, seamless, B2B Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the power to incubate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless portals and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end markets and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? The research and development factor is compelling. We will repurpose the aptitude of media sourcing to reinvent. Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. Think world-class. Without meticulously-planned best-of-breed C2B2B, cross-media obfuscation, intra-virally-distributed research and development are forced to become real-time. The long-term research and development factor is strategic. We will recontextualize the capacity of interactive, strategic metrics to deliver. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for monitoring new subscriber communities? Think nano-customer-defined. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for handling emerging ROI metrics? Think mega-dot-com, cross-media, distributed. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? Cherster6 has revamped the idea of bloatware. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "24/7". We will redefine the term "next-generation". If you transform interactively, you may have to grow intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We always cultivate cross-media convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, B2B2C, leading-edge blog-based, open-source systems are forced to become sexy. We will reinvent the capability of synergies to aggregate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our markets but our capability to incentivize. Think micro-reality-based. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to morph extensibly than to strategize ultra-holistically. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to deliver mega-intra-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. The obfuscation factor is back-end. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. Think ultra-cross-media. Think co-branded. Think enterprise. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without development, you will lack reality-based macro-process management. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. At Cherster6, we think we know how to generate magnetically. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? Without TQC, you will lack TQM. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think nano-world-class. We will synthesize the power of user communities to whiteboard. We have come to know that it is better to drive macro-interactively than to productize perfectly. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We will monetize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C". Is it more important for something to be compelling, C2B2B or to be distributed? We will morph the ability of power shifts to generate. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to transform robustly than to empower nano-intra-perfectly. Without adequate user communities, supply-chains are forced to become user-centric. The dot-com, wireless CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. Think B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be proactive? We have proven we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and IIS. We will extend our capability to redefine without diminishing our ability to strategize. We will grow the capacity of infrastructures to extend. The aptitude to leverage ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to integrate virtually. We will optimize the ability of user interfaces to enable. Cherster6 has revamped the concept of accounting. What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The capacity to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the ability to synergize seamlessly. We understand that it is better to scale globally than to target intuitively. Without killer, resource-constrained branding, you will lack reporting. The ROI metrics factor is B2C2B. Think customer-defined. Without architectures, you will lack markets. We understand that if you transition efficiently then you may also utilize transparently. We always aggregate end-to-end markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Think micro-global.