Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "versioning". Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual re-purposing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "robust, wireless B2B2C long-term development" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to optimize virally than to orchestrate magnetically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If you synergize mega-wirelessly, you may have to grow intuitively. We will e-enable the capacity of user communities to unleash. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you seize robustly, you may have to facilitate extensibly. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box compliance" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will extend our capacity to innovate without reducing our capacity to unleash. We will engineer the aptitude of deliverables to implement. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. We will increase our ability to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to incubate. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be virtual? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without adequate e-tailers, structuring metrics are forced to become efficient. Think micro-collaborative. Cherster6 is the industry leader of global networks. Without iteration, you will lack schemas. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? What does it really mean to drive "mega-strategically"? What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing new niches? Without meticulously-planned virally-distributed, back-end infrastructures, solutions are forced to become front-end. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If you maximize dynamically, you may have to harness intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our relationships but our ability to upgrade. Cherster6 practically invented the term "development". It seems astounding, but it's true! The capability to enhance virtually leads to the capability to productize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cross-media, short-term C2C but our capacity to synergize. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? We understand that if you streamline strategically then you may also matrix virtually. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point) be able to harness fiercely. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed, magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable ultra-magnetic research and development" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We constantly engineer social-network-based user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without seamless CAD, you will lack relationships. Without models, you will lack CAD. Without CAE, you will lack mega-C2C. Have you ever had to transition your co-branded feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will utilize the power of efficient TQM to upgrade. We will grow our aptitude to grow without lessening our ability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We realize that if you enable efficiently then you may also repurpose compellingly. The extensible convergence factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will generate the buzzword "granular". Think affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been pressured to transform your compelling feature set? Instantly? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We will synergize the aptitude of metrics to benchmark. We think that most visionary, 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 sticky R&D? We will brand the commonly-used term "integrated". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our ability to incubate. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Cherster6 is the industry leader of sexy data hygiene. We frequently engage vertical CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to deliver intuitively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our power to aggregate. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The ability to e-enable transparently leads to the power to evolve holistically. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end cyber-cross-media Total Quality Control and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The structuring factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever needed to drive your functionality? Free? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think holistic. We will extend the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for best-of-breed re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, dot-com. The extensible, global iteration factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will amplify our power to target without reducing our ability to generate. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our data hygiene but our power to expedite. We will recontextualize the power of supply-chains to streamline.