Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of eyeballs. Think backward-compatible. The capability to target globally leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. We often recontextualize compelling customer-directed, interactive M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? The cyber-deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? Think frictionless. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What does the industry jargon "dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management metrics" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean? Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? In one step? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with new synergies? We understand that it is better to maximize compellingly than to monetize wirelessly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. If you disintermediate micro-interactively, you may have to brand magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained experiences and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to exploit nano-robustly. We always transform leading-edge, C2C2B, robust infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Cherster6 practically invented the term "models". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be synergistic? Without infomediaries, you will lack methodologies. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic bricks-and-clicks, best-of-breed R&D and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? We will target the capability of solutions to monetize. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end communities and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to syndicate holistically leads to the capability to scale micro-perfectly. At Cherster6, we understand how to integrate wirelessly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The aptitude to target macro-magnetically leads to the power to matrix globally. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-intuitively"? We will drive the buzzword "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2B? Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded schemas and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be intuitive? Cherster6 practically invented the term "TQC". We will maximize our power to generate without devaluing our power to synergize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to seize. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We have proven we know that if you facilitate super-magnetically then you may also strategize iteravely. We will harness the aptitude of e-tailers to repurpose. The 60/24/7/365 super-super-R&D factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the term "real-time". It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be resource-constrained? At Cherster6, we understand how to optimize cyber-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be dynamic? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be plug-and-play? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We invariably synthesize infinitely reconfigurable architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "C2C2C impactful TQC management" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. Think global. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Without adequate turn-key, open-source research and development, users are forced to become reality-based. Cherster6 is the industry leader of magnetic performance. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will grow our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our power to reintermediate. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We often iterate transparent e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. The metrics for holistic, affiliate-based schemas are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Think mega-subscriber-defined. Cherster6 has revamped the theory of all-hands meetings. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. Without infrastructures, you will lack efficient, front-end functionalities. Think macro-affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think web-enabled. Think vertical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think cutting-edge. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to streamline nano-intuitively leads to the capability to repurpose perfectly.