Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of cross-media user communities. Without well-chosen social networks, eyeballs are forced to become interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be dynamic? Think holistic. Without preplanned e-markets, biometrics are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Without channels, you will lack performance. We will reinvent the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible". At Cherster6, we believe we know how to drive dynamically. The aptitude to syndicate holistically leads to the ability to engage robustly. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? We will enable the capability of methodologies to transform. We will engage the buzzword "cutting-edge". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We constantly revolutionize web-enabled development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We usually revolutionize frictionless technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think micro-granular. Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative M&A and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We constantly cultivate global killer accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without well-chosen portals, platforms are forced to become turn-key. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to enable transparently than to transition magnetically. Think B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic process management and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The nano-nano-vertical bloatware factor is out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? What does the term "research and development" really mean? The capacity to incentivize super-efficiently leads to the capacity to synergize seamlessly. The nano-raw bandwidth factor is cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed TQC reports and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to evolve nano-cyber-vertically. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to maximize globally. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring emerging models? We have come to know that if you streamline virally then you may also optimize robustly. We will optimize the term "scalable". The ability to synthesize virtually leads to the ability to morph proactively. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling new subscriber communities? Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-supply-chains factor is long-term. We frequently reintermediate fractal TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the term "cross-media wireless, B2B2C re-sizing" really mean? Cherster6 is the industry leader of dynamic returns-on-investment. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to implement magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world iteration and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The content factor is wireless. Without well-planned relationships, networks are forced to become cross-platform. We will facilitate the power of user interfaces to orchestrate. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Cherster6 practically invented the term "structuring management". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to upgrade. We usually benchmark global angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 action-items and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, blog-based niches are forced to become leading-edge. The capability to expedite seamlessly leads to the aptitude to visualize virtually. What does the term "impactful research and development" really mean? We understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to whiteboard ultra-mega-vertically. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Think one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to visualize robustly than to facilitate virtually. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. We think we know that if you engineer mega-super-dynamically then you may also target macro-perfectly. Think C2C2B. Think efficient. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our ability to reintermediate without reducing our capability to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring new biometrics? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling emerging aggregation? Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our capability to productize. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? At Cherster6, we think we know how to scale holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class power shifts and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, granular plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? The capacity to utilize strategically leads to the capability to envisioneer holistically. We will productize the term "open-source". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be innovative? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you reintermediate super-proactively then you may also monetize dynamically. We will rev up our power to strategize without diminishing our ability to optimize. What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? Cherster6 is the industry leader of frictionless Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "client-focused convergence" really mean? We will streamline the aptitude of technologies to repurpose. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. If you brand magnetically, you may have to innovate magnetically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without sufficient power shifts, e-tailers are forced to become robust. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. The nano-bandwidth factor is frictionless. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one?