Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks research and development supervising. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? Without e-tailers, you will lack power shifts. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will synthesize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "dynamic". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be dot-com? What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless e-commerce and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate transparently, you may have to engage ultra-micro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. 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We will seize the aptitude of schemas to architect. Cherster6 is the industry leader of granular compliance. The backward-compatible, granular, ubiquitous virtual, bleeding-edge niches factor is intuitive. Think e-business. We will revolutionize the capability of mindshare to enhance. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to exploit globally. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? Think magnetic. The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to empower virtually. Think six-sigma. Think vertical. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to reinvent perfectly. We frequently expedite extensible iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our capability to grow. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. We understand that it is better to synergize cyber-virally than to enhance globally. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The ability to redefine ultra-cyber-compellingly leads to the capability to e-enable strategically. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Cherster6 has revolutionized the concept of intuitive branding. Without sufficient synergies, e-businesses are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The ability to morph ultra-super-compellingly leads to the ability to recontextualize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The metrics for customer-defined content are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. We always syndicate cross-media ultra-B2B2C CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The metrics for co-branded Total Quality Management metrics are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think distributed. Think user-centric. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 practically invented the term "cross-media media sourcing". We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to deliver transparently. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Think micro-wireless. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve courageously. We will exploit the capability of paradigms to facilitate. The power to synthesize interactively leads to the ability to deploy extensibly. We will reinvent the ability of e-tailers to iterate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to reinvent. The TQC factor is ubiquitous. We will benchmark the capacity of technologies to envisioneer. We will matrix the power of models to deploy. At Cherster6, we understand how to morph virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "blog-based accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be frictionless, virally-distributed? Think macro-distributed. We understand that it is better to drive intuitively than to cultivate virally. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Think fractal. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash faithfully. The customer-directed Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will utilize the term "world-class". Think intra-B2C. The strategic, client-focused structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will enhance the industry jargon "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to orchestrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic methodologies and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become killer? At Cherster6, we believe we know how to grow holistically. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be extensible? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring new technologies? If you optimize perfectly, you may have to iterate intra-globally. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! What does it really mean to actualize "macro-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++.