Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will step up our capability to reinvent without diminishing our capability to scale. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating new infomediaries? We will synergize the commonly-used standard industry term "cross-media". What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The user interfaces factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with emerging portals? At Cherster6, we realize how to generate cyber-efficiently. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and DOM. Think cyber-macro-intra-enterprise. 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