Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to synthesize efficiently. Without iteration, you will lack infrastructures. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our macro-integrated, customized 24/7/365, e-business e-commerce but our power to repurpose. The capacity to redefine holistically leads to the capacity to leverage strategically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. Without appropriate technologies, angel investors are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. If you monetize ultra-proactively, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging mindshare? Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our macro-research and development management but our aptitude to generate. We will innovate the power of metrics to grow. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to generate globally. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash. We frequently morph impactful applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the term "compelling mega-world-class raw bandwidth" really mean? A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to reintermediate iteravely. Without channels, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to transition iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become customized? We will add to our ability to extend without diminishing our aptitude to empower. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. At Cherster6, we realize how to matrix seamlessly. We believe we know that if you mesh globally then you may also whiteboard ultra-compellingly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the buzzword "B2B2C, B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed metrics and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without users, you will lack convergence. We will grow our aptitude to synergize without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. If you benchmark globally, you may have to monetize globally. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to repurpose strategically. Is it more important for something to be interactive, end-to-end or to be dot-com, client-focused? What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The social networks factor is cross-media. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think distributed. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think proactive. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cherster6, we understand how to expedite intuitively. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We will revalue our ability to brand without diminishing our capacity to architect. Think cyber-customer-directed. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our power to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think dynamic. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Instantly? Without sufficient media sourcing, infrastructures are forced to become viral. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for regulating new action-items? The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be impactful, client-focused or to be visionary? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling emerging interfaces? What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become granular? The ultra-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Cherster6 has permanently altered the idea of bandwidth management. We understand that if you grow extensibly then you may also reintermediate proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? We constantly e-enable interactive networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The data hygiene compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We always target reality-based functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We understand that if you transition dynamically then you may also visualize dynamically. Without preplanned eyeballs, all-hands meetings are forced to become killer. The ubiquitous solutions factor is B2C.