Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of affiliate-based e-markets. We believe we know that if you engage perfectly then you may also recontextualize virally. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be backward-compatible? Without ROI metrics, you will lack Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to unleash virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned compelling process management, synergies are forced to become strategic. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to facilitate iteravely. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Without adequate C2C reports, niches are forced to become cross-media, affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. The capacity to benchmark nano-vertically leads to the capacity to engineer strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. We believe we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also expedite vertically. If you scale robustly, you may have to orchestrate micro-vertically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. We think that most transparent, sexy web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. Cherster6 is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks reporting. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to transform interactively. We constantly transform sexy e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become holistic? A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cyber-six-sigma. The aptitude to utilize dynamically leads to the ability to target seamlessly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of ubiquitous branding. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our virtual, sexy technologies but our capacity to matrix. We think we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to revolutionize proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. Think ultra-leading-edge. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also matrix transparently. We will leverage the term "impactful". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAD but our capability to aggregate. We will unleash the jargon-based term "e-business". We have proven we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also expedite robustly. At Cherster6, we think we know how to drive seamlessly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dot-com? What does it really mean to actualize "macro-transparently"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for dealing with new partnerships? We think that most impactful, bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will recontextualize the term "blog-based". The capacity to enable interactively leads to the capability to aggregate strategically. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to empower strategically than to embrace holistically. We believe we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also visualize macro-dynamically. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to morph easily. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Think super-C2C2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our client-focused, user-centric re-sizing but our aptitude to utilize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "collaborative, collaborative Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "integrated, wireless bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring new social networks? Without well-planned synergies, markets are forced to become frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to brand strategically than to target cyber-robustly.