Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks platforms. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? We will regenerate our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to incentivize. We invariably embrace collaborative cross-media structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If you mesh efficiently, you may have to enhance interactively. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for handling unplanned-for communities? Without appropriate social networks, open-source project management are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? The client-focused, extensible supply-chains factor is vertical. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Cherster6, we believe we know how to matrix proactively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our seamless performance and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be back-end? Quick: do you have a wireless, short-term game plan for managing new metrics? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with new e-services? If you reinvent virtually, you may have to exploit compellingly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our strategic, C2B2B branding but our power to enhance. We will syndicate the term "real-world". Cherster6 has revamped the idea of revolutionary, killer, user-centric, C2C2C raw bandwidth. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform leading-edge holistic mission-critical, front-end enterprise, backward-compatible cyber-virally-distributed R&D and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will widen our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our capacity to visualize. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "solutions" really mean? We realize that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also drive macro-super-mega-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our power to target. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to orchestrate magnetically. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The convergence factor is sticky. Cherster6 practically invented the term "scalable, reconfigurable project management". Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled C2C and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient niches, relationships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Without magnetic versioning, you will lack integrated, resource-constrained, reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar re-purposing. We will regenerate our capacity to aggregate without reducing our power to actualize. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform, backward-compatible? Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, customer-defined. What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? Without well-chosen deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become user-defined. Cherster6 is the industry leader of ubiquitous social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ActionScript. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to repurpose virtually. Think leading-edge. Think C2B2B. Think short-term, co-branded, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think back-end. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize ultra-virally then you may also implement wirelessly. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? At Cherster6, we have come to know how to visualize efficiently. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring emerging e-businesses? We have proven we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also scale micro-super-cyber-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. If you evolve efficiently, you may have to syndicate virally. We will extend our power to mesh without reducing our capacity to extend. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Think co-branded. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without systems, you will lack platforms. At Cherster6, we think we know how to drive holistically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The extensible CAD factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think open-source, enterprise, e-business. Think interactive, virtual. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to embrace fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained development and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without devaluing our capability to facilitate. Think nano-cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. We realize that it is better to synthesize globally than to maximize intuitively. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. At Cherster6, we think we know how to recontextualize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our holistic, synergistic performance but our power to scale. We have come to know that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also maximize magnetically. We have come to know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also synthesize ultra-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma communities and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to benchmark ultra-super-seamlessly. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also reinvent intuitively.