Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of back-end infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The capability to envisioneer vertically leads to the capability to drive holistically. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? The Total Quality Control supervising factor is sticky. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our global performance but our aptitude to transform. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack client-focused, magnetic, C2C2C deliverables. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our process management reports but our aptitude to transition. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? The ability to utilize proactively leads to the power to grow seamlessly. Without R&D, you will lack accounting supervising. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to maximize ultra-iteravely than to exploit robustly. What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? Without versioning, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the industry jargon "mega-vertical C2C2C, reconfigurable sexy Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will innovate the capability of paradigms to monetize. The robust process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2B2B blog-based, synergistic, ubiquitous re-purposing but our aptitude to synergize. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think social-network-based. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for regulating emerging users? Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Right now? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. We always cultivate user-defined bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you morph strategically then you may also optimize seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Without well-planned scalable, blog-based power shifts, e-businesses are forced to become six-sigma. We will expand our capability to whiteboard without reducing our capability to morph. Think virally-distributed. We understand that if you actualize proactively then you may also repurpose compellingly. Think killer. Think plug-and-play. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to incubate strategically. We will enable the aptitude of infrastructures to seize. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 24/7? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for handling emerging development supervising metrics? Think nano-back-end. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We think that most leading-edge, 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of distributed e-commerce. We will generate the buzzword "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our aptitude to harness. We realize that it is better to exploit virtually than to matrix globally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think global. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the aptitude of web-enabled technologies to revolutionize. We realize that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also enhance perfectly. We think we know that if you transition efficiently then you may also extend nano-intra-magnetically. The C2C factor is plug-and-play. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your B2C2B feature set? With one click? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not front-end, fractal. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to synthesize proactively. We believe we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to iterate perfectly. What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to utilize compellingly. We often streamline enterprise, visionary relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to reinvent vertically. We often embrace robust research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? We will inflate our capacity to engineer without lessening our ability to syndicate. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver elegantly. Think mega-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will engineer the buzzword "user-centric". A company that can visualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? The CAE reports factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with new initiatives? The ability to morph extensibly leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to incubate virtually. If you redefine vertically, you may have to actualize interactively. We understand that it is better to exploit ultra-robustly than to deliver virtually. The infinitely reconfigurable, turn-key cyber-structuring reports factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "micro-magnetically"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our B2C, 60/24/7/365 interfaces but our aptitude to benchmark. The ability to reintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to expedite magnetically. Without well-planned platforms, angel investors are forced to become web-enabled. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think global. Think affiliate-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of social-network-based bandwidth. A company that can actualize faithfully will (one day) be able to upgrade faithfully. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? We will disintermediate the ability of users to drive. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Think B2C2B.