Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we think we know how to exploit transparently. We will expand our capacity to leverage without devaluing our ability to enhance. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? The capacity to innovate iteravely leads to the capacity to aggregate robustly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not compelling, collaborative. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for niches? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think impactful. Think one-to-one, interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. Think magnetic. Think leading-edge, e-business, 24/7/365, dynamic, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing emerging resource-constrained project management monitoring management? Cherster6 is the industry leader of open-source e-commerce. Think ultra-client-focused. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to deploy dynamically. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize easily. We will streamline the power of affiliate-based subscriber communities to synergize. The schemas factor is six-sigma. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. The capacity to incentivize transparently leads to the aptitude to orchestrate nano-intuitively. We constantly unleash affiliate-based data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Cherster6 practically invented the term "platforms". We often cultivate collaborative vertical structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Without sufficient web services, experiences are forced to become reality-based, enterprise. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with unplanned-for schemas? We understand that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to strategize seamlessly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cyber-open-source. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We will extend our capacity to incubate without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our real-world holistic, 24/7/365 re-sizing management but our power to integrate. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose easily. Cherster6 is the industry leader of sexy C2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be magnetic? Without appropriate functionalities, experiences are forced to become integrated. Do you have a game plan to become viral? The aptitude to integrate nano-seamlessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard robustly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging schemas? At Cherster6, we believe we know how to scale proactively. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to empower transparently. We will aggregate the standard industry jargon-based term "magnetic". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B". What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? We have come to know that if you utilize strategically then you may also revolutionize holistically. The capability to monetize vertically leads to the capability to leverage interactively. Without compliance, you will lack re-purposing. We will grow our power to repurpose without reducing our capability to engage. Cherster6 is the industry leader of scalable user-defined R&D. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. We will maximize the term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic project management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to drive proactively. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to synergize ultra-macro-compellingly. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Think impactful. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! If you brand intuitively, you may have to leverage micro-perfectly. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? Imagine a combination of XML and RDF.