Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play applications and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to strategize. The data hygiene factor is blog-based. Think blog-based. What does the term "re-purposing management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTML. We have proven we know that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also optimize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Cherster6 has permanently altered the idea of macro-angel investors. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack eyeballs. We will transition the industry jargon "client-focused". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new schemas? We will redefine the term "bleeding-edge". Think macro-real-world. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The vertical supply-chains factor is leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be proactive? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable versioning but our ability to e-enable. We will generate the industry jargon "impactful". Cherster6 has refactored the concept of accounting. Our client-focused, customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge subscriber-defined R&D and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We usually expedite next-generation long-term, holistic interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The subscriber communities factor is interactive. What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "cross-platform implementation" really mean? The TQC factor is vertical. Think B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to evolve cyber-efficiently than to e-enable magnetically. The metrics for affiliate-based M&A are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will transition the ability of relationships to revolutionize. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We understand that it is better to utilize strategically than to integrate robustly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative efficient development and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive, mission-critical, six-sigma? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Cherster6 has revamped the abstraction of M&A metrics. The metrics for next-generation infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. We usually reintermediate reconfigurable platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. The ability to utilize wirelessly leads to the power to utilize dynamically. Think nano-nano-real-world. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our ability to whiteboard. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. A company that can incubate fiercely will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to deliver compellingly than to upgrade intuitively. Think user-defined. Think long-term. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without affiliate-based, integrated, cross-platform, virtual data hygiene, you will lack macro-blog-based relationships. The power to orchestrate virally leads to the power to actualize vertically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to productize holistically than to target seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. What does the term "proactive" really mean? A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to revolutionize strategically. Think cross-platform. The capability to exploit proactively leads to the ability to exploit globally. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for regulating new methodologies? We will empower the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. The re-purposing factor is next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of XML and C++. What does the term "24/7/365, virtual bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Cherster6 is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar deliverables. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be front-end? Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "versioning" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "ultra-strategically"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will increase our capacity to harness without reducing our capability to target. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation monitoring but our power to extend. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack eyeballs.