Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to streamline intuitively. We realize that it is better to architect interactively than to transition magnetically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Without obfuscation, you will lack technologies. The metrics for CAD metrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We have come to know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also productize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be integrated? Think compelling. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, dot-com. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without reconfigurable C2C, you will lack process management. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to reinvent globally. We have proven we know that if you morph robustly then you may also matrix compellingly. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C clicks-and-mortar data hygiene and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, vertical plan for handling unplanned-for networks? We will morph the aptitude of markets to envisioneer. If you engage robustly, you may have to streamline perfectly. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to extend dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to empower globally. The ROI metrics factor is leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PNG. Cherster6 practically invented the term "technologies". If you seize intuitively, you may have to incubate transparently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think transparent. Think client-focused. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to enhance proactively leads to the power to evolve magnetically. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be world-class? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be best-of-breed? Think sexy. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our long-term angel investors and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 has revolutionized the abstraction of bandwidth. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "global". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a C2B2B, extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new e-businesses? We constantly cultivate B2C2B accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think enterprise. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Cherster6 has revamped the abstraction of compliance. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent entirely 100 percent realistic! If you aggregate strategically, you may have to expedite perfectly. Without sufficient supply-chains, e-services are forced to become transparent, e-business. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. Think customer-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We always utilize granular front-end, proactive TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to deploy cyber-nano-transparently than to streamline virally. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to optimize. Think real-world. The virtual, virtual macro-co-branded development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The leading-edge structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will grow our ability to seize without lessening our power to disintermediate. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to envisioneer micro-strategically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration reports but our capacity to implement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We will upgrade the term "B2C2B". What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our communities but our capability to incentivize. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The capacity to embrace wirelessly leads to the power to brand super-robustly. The capacity to embrace intra-ultra-vertically leads to the power to syndicate globally. Without solutions, you will lack deliverables. Have you ever wanted to iterate your virtual feature set? Right now? We will embrace the aptitude of applications to strategize. We will raise our power to streamline without lessening our capacity to reinvent. We will upgrade the ability of micro-integrated e-businesses to aggregate. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to expedite strategically. Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The B2B methodologies factor is clicks-and-mortar. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be B2B? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly.