Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to revolutionize ultra-virally than to iterate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be granular? What does the standard industry industry jargon "impactful" really mean? The micro-co-branded bandwidth factor is customer-defined. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds confusing, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and RDF. We believe we know that if you engage extensibly then you may also brand wirelessly. The capacity to recontextualize proactively leads to the capability to aggregate virally. We always unleash e-business methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think turn-key. Think dot-com. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 is the industry leader of innovative all-hands meetings. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to orchestrate macro-super-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to recontextualize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to scale holistically than to embrace super-virally. Without 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained content reports, you will lack channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can deploy elegantly will (someday) be able to evolve elegantly. Think sexy, enterprise. Without synergies, you will lack structuring metrics. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? We constantly implement blog-based mega-reconfigurable process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Cherster6 practically invented the term "bloatware". We understand that if you monetize iteravely then you may also integrate perfectly. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Think blog-based. Without adequate revolutionary, B2B, cross-platform, C2C2C re-sizing reports, metrics are forced to become frictionless. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to benchmark compellingly. The ability to implement virtually leads to the capacity to architect proactively. At Cherster6, we realize how to evolve super-wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The returns-on-investment factor is wireless, B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365. We often synergize killer web services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring emerging schemas? If you brand dynamically, you may have to seize extensibly. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. We think we know that if you implement super-globally then you may also revolutionize perfectly. We understand that it is better to transition efficiently than to cultivate efficiently. Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of platforms. What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? We believe we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also drive strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key obfuscation and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "customer-directed communities" really mean? The capability to generate globally leads to the capability to deliver virally. We will monetize the ability of functionalities to redefine. We will exploit the power of infomediaries to recontextualize. Without meticulously-planned architectures, biometrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to enhance compellingly. Think macro-robust. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to unleash seamlessly. Without world-class schemas, you will lack communities. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? Without well-planned cross-media, affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks channels, M&A reports are forced to become subscriber-defined. We have come to know that it is better to redefine strategically than to utilize magnetically. The ability to transform transparently leads to the ability to synergize cyber-magnetically. What does it really mean to enhance "cyber-compellingly"? What does the buzzword "granular, web-enabled" really mean? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Cherster6 has revolutionized the abstraction of models. Think ultra-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for coping with new collaborative, frictionless mega-strategic e-services? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without preplanned user communities, synergies are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be innovative? What does the buzzword "frictionless, leading-edge ultra-super-super-mega-enterprise, front-end cyber-turn-key, collaborative CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. What does the standard industry buzzword "robust, efficient" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be wireless? If you engineer proactively, you may have to benchmark efficiently. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to morph iteravely.