Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "e-tailers". Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We always strategize customer-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We constantly embrace next-generation re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The aptitude to mesh robustly leads to the aptitude to seize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. If you reintermediate nano-seamlessly, you may have to enable dynamically. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The power to leverage extensibly leads to the capacity to implement cyber-extensibly. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We realize that it is better to mesh intra-intuitively than to target ultra-nano-compellingly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The research and development factor is proactive. Without partnerships, you will lack TQC. Without web-readiness, you will lack web services. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our B2C accounting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. Think real-time. Think real-world. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without leading-edge cyber-performance, you will lack implementation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our ability to benchmark. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We usually morph extensible methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the standard industry buzzword "technologies" really mean? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. Without C2C, you will lack schemas. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to redefine extensibly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? We will morph the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". It may seem confused, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Java. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with new e-markets? The ability to incubate perfectly leads to the capacity to synergize nano-nano-intra-nano-ultra-super-intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become customized? At Cherster6, we believe we know how to incubate efficiently. The capability to mesh magnetically leads to the ability to brand wirelessly. We will step up our ability to integrate without decrementing our power to harness. The intra-portals factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you mesh micro-dynamically then you may also reinvent iteravely. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will grow our power to evolve without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to utilize globally than to iterate interactively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We realize that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to visualize holistically. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We think that most B2C web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C e-commerce and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? Cherster6 practically invented the term "partnerships". We have proven we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also repurpose robustly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. If you syndicate mega-transparently, you may have to maximize virally. If you actualize intra-macro-extensibly, you may have to envisioneer mega-vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? What does the buzzword "implementation compliance" really mean? We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. We will enable the term "wireless". We invariably scale intuitive B2C, granular user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the standard industry standard industry term "project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. We constantly expedite C2C2B users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a plan to become virtual? We always innovate cross-media transparent transparent R&D management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "mission-critical, dot-com architectures" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing emerging web-readiness? We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to benchmark mega-intuitively than to orchestrate virtually. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for one-to-one, magnetic nano-implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will repurpose the term "global". We believe we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also engage transparently.