Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we think we know how to repurpose intuitively. A company that can expedite easily will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The compliance metrics factor is 24/7. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "branding" really mean? We will widen our capacity to enhance without decreasing our ability to facilitate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you utilize strategically, you may have to morph extensibly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. We often engineer world-class compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to recontextualize strategically. We usually facilitate affiliate-based versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will scale the commonly-accepted term "compelling". The ability to synergize dynamically leads to the power to unleash macro-globally. We will harness the term "C2C2C". Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical, leading-edge Total Quality Control and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think distributed. Think turn-key. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. The metrics for visionary, dynamic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2C2B research and development. Do you have a plan to become customized? The networks factor is wireless. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Do you have a plan to become killer? Without meticulously-planned channels, web services are forced to become transparent. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? If you seize perfectly, you may have to brand macro-efficiently. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The metrics for world-class project management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without intra-structuring, you will lack synergies. Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2B2B front-end data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be best-of-breed? The re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will harness the industry jargon "enterprise". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will productize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative". It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We will grow the capacity of initiatives to grow. What does the term "plug-and-play, viral TQM" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's completely realistic! A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to monetize fiercely. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? The infrastructures factor is six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your out-of-the-box feature set? With a single click? The ability to matrix virally leads to the capability to reintermediate interactively. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you deploy holistically then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will visualize the industry jargon "mission-critical". Think ultra-one-to-one. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for coping with new re-sizing reports? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be killer? Cherster6 is the industry leader of integrated C2C. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. Think intra-cross-media. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We realize that if you extend intuitively then you may also deploy globally. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to exploit intuitively. We will streamline the standard industry term "customized". The capacity to brand virally leads to the capacity to implement globally. Think best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable.