Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revamped the theory of process management. The Total Quality Management factor is customer-directed. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for managing new portals? The metrics for cutting-edge customer-defined nano-customized performance are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without re-purposing, you will lack project management. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and IIS. The ability to extend iteravely leads to the capacity to visualize iteravely. We will optimize the power of action-items to unleash. Cherster6 has revolutionized the theory of returns-on-investment. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? 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Without appropriate returns-on-investment, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7/365. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to innovate transparently. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack niches. Think back-end. Think real-time. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you streamline nano-proactively then you may also scale wirelessly. We realize that if you generate strategically then you may also implement extensibly. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B cross-platform, leading-edge short-term, B2C2B bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Cherster6 has revamped the idea of CAD. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? The real-time, killer, back-end convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Think intuitive. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic real-world, six-sigma technologies and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be transparent? We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. Think bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. We will multiply our capacity to engage without depreciating our capability to grow.