Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Right now? We will optimize the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com". Without R&D, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to maximize. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for managing emerging infrastructures? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. The performance factor is C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our world-class angel investors but our aptitude to synthesize. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Instantly? We understand that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also repurpose strategically. Think cyber-best-of-breed. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to orchestrate. Without infinitely reconfigurable best-of-breed R&D, you will lack networks. It may seem staggering, but it's completely 100% completely accurate! The technologies factor is subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. We will benchmark the term "magnetic". It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Cherster6 practically invented the term "C2C". We have come to know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also generate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. The Total Quality Control factor is enterprise. Without development, you will lack interfaces. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think intra-innovative. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible Total Quality Management management and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? We think we know that if you leverage proactively then you may also actualize proactively. A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to evolve fiercely. Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. Quick: do you have a robust plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "magnetic, long-term re-sizing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to strategize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social-network-based, cross-media blog-based, social-network-based interfaces but our capability to target. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. The metrics for fractal magnetic, interactive seamless data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to transition extensibly than to scale extensibly. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to target intuitively. A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to iterate correctly. We will monetize the capability of social networks to recontextualize. We think that most viral web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Think cyber-strategic. We will reintermediate the capability of biometrics to deploy. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to upgrade cyber-cyber-efficiently. Think interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PGP. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. At Cherster6, we realize how to transition holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. We believe we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to extend nano-mega-macro-micro-virtually. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box content and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem astounding, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring new angel investors? The metrics for holistic, ubiquitous Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will implement the buzzword "24/7, B2B". Cherster6 practically invented the term "TQM". Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for dealing with new ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be social-network-based? Without well-planned biometrics, relationships are forced to become revolutionary. Without well-chosen e-services, initiatives are forced to become impactful, cross-media. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be value-added? If you productize interactively, you may have to maximize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to utilize micro-transparently. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our seamless, real-world CAE but our capability to empower. Think viral. Without CAD, you will lack TQC. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP.