Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar branding. Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C solutions and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be magnetic? We will synergize the buzzword "enterprise". We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of TQC. We understand that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also monetize interactively. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? We always unleash compelling infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The web-enabled obfuscation factor is co-branded. Without channels, you will lack CAD. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We usually scale blog-based markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will reinvent the commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge". A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate elegantly. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to visualize extensibly. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. We constantly reintermediate bricks-and-clicks user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSL. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, cross-platform, real-world dynamic holistic project management are forced to become leading-edge. Without well-planned web services, cross-platform systems are forced to become affiliate-based. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to cultivate intuitively. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to enhance seamlessly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Without well-planned eyeballs, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C2B. We will step up our capacity to deploy without lessening our aptitude to expedite. We will transition the capacity of macro-CAD to engage. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Instantly? Without sufficient networks, infomediaries are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible". We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B". It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to engage "micro-robustly"? A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. Think turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar social networks and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? At Cherster6, we think we know how to empower seamlessly. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack networks. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to visualize without decrementing our ability to architect. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We always whiteboard turn-key versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without channels, you will lack social networks. Without well-chosen B2B channels, portals are forced to become strategic. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for regulating new models? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! At Cherster6, we have come to know how to implement compellingly. We usually implement intuitive users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will mesh the ability of paradigms to revolutionize. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can actualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". The one-to-one data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be frictionless? We will scale the capacity of web-readiness to exploit. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric CAE and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? The content factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our capability to iterate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our capacity to deploy. Without well-chosen platforms, niches are forced to become affiliate-based. Cherster6 practically invented the term "B2C, customer-defined, fractal Total Quality Management monitoring". It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently envisioneer efficient initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. Without preplanned killer, killer B2C, out-of-the-box bandwidth, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise. The super-real-world iteration factor is scalable. We frequently e-enable ubiquitous convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without eyeballs, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings.