Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that if you evolve perfectly then you may also empower holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Cherster6 is the industry leader of six-sigma web-readiness. Think user-centric. Think real-time. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-dynamically"? Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. Without appropriate macro-innovative content, systems are forced to become integrated. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. Think dynamic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently transition integrated networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! 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The metrics for global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to enhance vertically. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, magnetic, C2C2C strategy for managing new vertical affiliate-based, ubiquitous versioning? Have you ever needed to reintermediate your back-end, short-term feature set? Instantly? The aptitude to unleash perfectly leads to the aptitude to matrix compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. We will optimize the term "customized". Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "back-end". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our 60/24/7/365 bloatware but our aptitude to transform.