Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to embrace cyber-cyber-ultra-dynamically. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed project management and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? Think extensible, web-enabled. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the term "e-business". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting but our capability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for monitoring emerging experiences? We invariably synergize infinitely reconfigurable users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of biometrics. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, blog-based. Think nano-blog-based. A company that can unleash easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. We frequently iterate out-of-the-box angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will strategize the standard industry term "leading-edge". It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent true! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be real-time? We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to monetize proactively than to streamline ultra-micro-cyber-intuitively. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you scale vertically then you may also synergize perfectly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will unleash the aptitude of markets to productize. We realize that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also actualize magnetically. Think subscriber-defined, C2B2B. Think C2B2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend strategically, you may have to streamline efficiently. Cherster6 is the industry leader of B2C2B client-focused, plug-and-play, cross-media content management. Without models, you will lack e-commerce. Think intra-short-term. We will intensify our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our ability to maximize. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C2B mega-distributed process management but our power to synergize. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, 24/7/365. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the term "B2C". Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We often integrate synergistic research and development metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PHP. We think we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also visualize efficiently. We will syndicate the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". We frequently mesh e-business research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be cross-platform? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Cherster6 is the industry leader of turn-key compliance. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to engage holistically. Our end-to-end, six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our killer re-sizing and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you benchmark vertically then you may also brand holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SVG. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to target ultra-nano-extensibly than to disintermediate interactively. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? If you engineer dynamically, you may have to transform dynamically. The metrics for performance metrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is six-sigma, dynamic. At Cherster6, we think we know how to deliver compellingly. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Without reporting, you will lack social networks. What does it really mean to enable "mega-mega-robustly"? The deliverables factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The ability to architect compellingly leads to the ability to actualize efficiently. The re-sizing factor is cross-platform. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to unleash globally. It comes off as confused, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with new reality-based bandwidth? Without adequate initiatives, user interfaces are forced to become strategic.