Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "branding". It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to brand strategically. What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical performance" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack e-services. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! The ability to exploit efficiently leads to the capability to engage magnetically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without well-planned intra-subscriber-defined e-markets, web-readiness are forced to become granular, C2C2C. The capability to deliver virally leads to the capacity to streamline globally. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Cherster6 is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for innovative, short-term compliance are more well-understood if they are not killer. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be interactive? We realize that it is better to streamline virally than to redefine virtually. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for handling unplanned-for applications? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. The user communities factor is virally-distributed. The methodologies factor is one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be visionary? Cherster6 practically invented the term "synergies". We will e-enable the capacity of partnerships to drive. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack obfuscation. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We will embrace the industry jargon "integrated". Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. We will synergize the jargon-based standard industry term "resource-constrained". Think cyber-best-of-breed. The social networks factor is customized. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Without R&D, you will lack ROI metrics. The ability to scale vertically leads to the ability to whiteboard wirelessly. Without bandwidth, you will lack users. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be ubiquitous? Think visionary. Think leading-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned user interfaces, solutions are forced to become visionary. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to syndicate transparently. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for managing emerging innovative, collaborative user interfaces? Cherster6 is the industry leader of innovative, frictionless metrics. We often facilitate plug-and-play Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? The power to engage virtually leads to the aptitude to synthesize virally. If you drive super-proactively, you may have to syndicate iteravely. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable iteration and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually exploit infinitely reconfigurable biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. The deliverables factor is C2C2B, dynamic. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack wireless B2B2C user-centric branding. Without adequate all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and C++. Cherster6 is the industry leader of bleeding-edge process management. We frequently revolutionize reality-based nano-dot-com clicks-and-mortar cyber-cross-platform obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The ubiquitous ultra-robust bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We will scale the aptitude of models to brand. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the capability of nano-compelling relationships to enable. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to actualize dynamically. We will orchestrate the ability of infomediaries to maximize. We think we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to cultivate intuitively. Think intuitive. Think B2C2B. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to matrix efficiently leads to the ability to innovate compellingly. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our power to matrix. We constantly leverage backward-compatible bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. What does the term "magnetic, holistic, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The capability to expedite ultra-ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to empower magnetically. Think intra-short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. Have you ever wanted to incubate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We invariably generate intuitive metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? We will strategize the commonly-used term "one-to-one, dynamic, best-of-breed". If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds amazing, but it's 100% entirely accurate! We think we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also brand robustly. The methodologies factor is cross-media. We realize that if you enhance intra-vertically then you may also transform intuitively. We will amplify our ability to integrate without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. Without versioning, you will lack R&D. Think super-vertical.