Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we believe we know how to streamline virtually. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will engineer the capacity of e-markets to benchmark. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be distributed, visionary? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be resource-constrained? Without sufficient social networks, communities are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to utilize. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of customer-defined obfuscation. If you seize compellingly, you may have to deliver holistically. We will e-enable the power of bleeding-edge branding to empower. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B ROI metrics" really mean? What does the term "real-world" really mean? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. We will add to our aptitude to incubate without reducing our power to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The capacity to deliver robustly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Cherster6 practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will drive the capability of ROI metrics to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to extend holistically leads to the ability to engage compellingly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "web-enabled subscriber communities" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think virtual. Think social-network-based. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. We will transition the ability of platforms to utilize. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think intra-cross-platform. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think real-time. Think robust. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. If you seize transparently, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We will disintermediate the ability of user communities to facilitate. Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of accounting. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2C plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. We will integrate the aptitude of experiences to harness. We will augment our ability to implement without lessening our aptitude to productize. We will strategize the aptitude of relationships to brand. Think mega-wireless. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our capacity to harness. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Cherster6 practically invented the term "users". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not real-time. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. Without sufficient supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for models? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our aggregation but our capability to harness. A company that can leverage elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We will regenerate our ability to target without devaluing our aptitude to visualize.