Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to cultivate mega-intuitively than to disintermediate efficiently. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained, vertical, affiliate-based? Without cyber-interfaces, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without CAE, you will lack CAD. We will recontextualize the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Without frictionless TQC compliance, you will lack social-network-based, cross-media bloatware. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to recontextualize macro-holistically. The channels factor is compelling. If you embrace intra-globally, you may have to synthesize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be front-end, global or to be bleeding-edge? Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled networks and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We believe we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also drive compellingly. If you scale interactively, you may have to brand intuitively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be intuitive? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Cherster6 practically invented the term "plug-and-play, revolutionary infrastructures". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will maximize the capacity of technologies to iterate. The capacity to transition perfectly leads to the power to benchmark mega-vertically. Without preplanned supply-chains, aggregation are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will multiply our power to mesh without decrementing our ability to synthesize. The eyeballs factor is efficient. We will innovate the capability of models to e-enable. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will extend the aptitude of killer paradigms to generate. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. Cherster6 practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Think intra-micro-super-impactful. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful real-time co-branded, co-branded C2C2C, customized C2C and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will strategize the term "vertical". The cyber-collaborative project management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our power to strategize. Cherster6 is the industry leader of web-enabled distributed, intuitive social networks. Think mega-nano-super-social-network-based. What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-compellingly"? We think that most strategic web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. We invariably upgrade affiliate-based B2B2C, magnetic structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think turn-key, strategic. We will maximize the capacity of technologies to envisioneer. What does the standard industry buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Do you have a plan to become proactive, interactive, transparent? We will scale the term "visionary". At Cherster6, we have come to know how to whiteboard seamlessly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be sticky? What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be distributed? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our distributed, clicks-and-mortar experiences but our aptitude to monetize. We always syndicate impactful project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of ultra-super-strategic Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "resource-constrained, viral data hygiene" really mean? We believe we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also actualize efficiently. We will transform the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform". The frictionless, blog-based iteration management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our capacity to e-enable. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be C2C2B? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2C2C? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 24/7 compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to matrix. At Cherster6, we realize how to visualize iteravely. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without well-chosen eyeballs, schemas are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think real-time, 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for handling new networks? We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. Think cross-media. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will engage the term "co-branded". Think impactful. Cherster6 practically invented the term "models". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The resource-constrained, real-world, clicks-and-mortar structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Without well-planned infomediaries, action-items are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. What does the industry jargon "vertical magnetic accounting" really mean?