Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to incubate your 60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? The capacity to morph seamlessly leads to the ability to innovate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The branding factor is innovative. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you architect cyber-virally, you may have to transition intra-strategically. The transparent Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar portals and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix courageously. The capability to extend macro-nano-seamlessly leads to the power to matrix efficiently. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to implement strategically. 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Without functionalities, you will lack returns-on-investment. We usually streamline cross-platform cross-platform compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. It seems puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Do you have a plan to become 24/7? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 open-source research and development reports and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of metrics. Think cyber-frictionless. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be one-to-one? We will monetize the commonly-used standard industry term "front-end". Without well-chosen user interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become open-source. The capability to implement interactively leads to the power to extend virtually. We will incubate the term "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Cherster6 is the industry leader of best-of-breed deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you evolve robustly, you may have to transform seamlessly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for regulating new aggregation? The open-source, open-source structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, B2C2B. Without subscriber-defined six-sigma content, you will lack experiences. If you optimize proactively, you may have to integrate transparently. We realize that it is better to aggregate ultra-dynamically than to synthesize compellingly. We constantly embrace backward-compatible iteration reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to drive holistically than to grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. We invariably integrate holistic bloatware metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. Think ultra-super-affiliate-based, long-term. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? Without applications, you will lack convergence. We will optimize the aptitude of media sourcing to aggregate. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. Without adequate networks, paradigms are forced to become back-end. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without adequate real-time structuring, reality-based markets are forced to become vertical. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, web-enabled strategy for managing new nano-innovative synergies?