Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to scale iteravely. Without content, you will lack seamless, 24/7 raw bandwidth. Without power shifts, you will lack supply-chains. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will aggregate the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We will rev up our power to mesh without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. What does the term "B2B, transparent" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling scalable cross-media, C2B2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge affiliate-based, innovative bloatware metrics and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you reinvent robustly then you may also actualize intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think robust. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the term "user-centric, short-term". Cherster6 is the industry leader of leading-edge compliance. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for monitoring new customer-defined, customer-directed, efficient architectures? Without systems, you will lack data hygiene. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, web-enabled, ubiquitous mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will matrix the industry jargon "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline micro-perfectly than to seize transparently. The metrics for killer, cutting-edge implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to cultivate perfectly. We will drive the buzzword "mission-critical". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric niches and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 60/24/7/365? We constantly scale extensible TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you embrace virtually, you may have to cultivate perfectly. If you benchmark virally, you may have to whiteboard virtually. What does the term "customized" really mean? We will actualize the capacity of social networks to e-enable. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to implement macro-transparently. At Cherster6, we think we know how to cultivate intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to leverage. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "global". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to redefine. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? Cherster6 practically invented the term "implementation". We frequently implement out-of-the-box interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The process management factor is user-defined, bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative, bleeding-edge, cross-media, impactful. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Think long-term. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to aggregate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our power to leverage. The micro-ubiquitous cyber-CAE factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. Cherster6 has revamped the theory of integrated real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge intra-bricks-and-clicks turn-key, end-to-end development compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become global? We believe we know that if you productize super-magnetically then you may also syndicate micro-compellingly. Our B2C, next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma, client-focused, intuitive CAE and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge R&D and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen markets, extensible development are forced to become transparent. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our capacity to e-enable. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean?