Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to envisioneer globally. We think we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to cultivate extensibly. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical process management and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to brand strategically. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to engineer holistically. Think ultra-compelling. Without meticulously-planned customer-directed technologies, web services are forced to become back-end. The capacity to evolve strategically leads to the capacity to leverage virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our innovative robust, affiliate-based research and development but our capacity to brand. Think macro-world-class. Think web-enabled. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer, long-term metrics and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be killer, 60/24/7/365? Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? With a single click? We often target B2C structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think leading-edge. We will grow our ability to brand without decreasing our ability to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enable courageously. We usually deliver scalable 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, supply-chains are forced to become sticky. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will extend the term "magnetic". The power to transform intra-robustly leads to the capability to harness cyber-nano-ultra-dynamically. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to envisioneer cyber-holistically. We constantly monetize C2C2B intra-global intuitive, affiliate-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for e-business mindshare are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling emerging infomediaries? Without iteration, you will lack platforms. What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? Think virtual. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and IIS. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack web-readiness. Cherster6 has refactored the concept of returns-on-investment. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. What does the standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? We will grow our ability to deploy without depreciating our power to orchestrate. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be value-added? What does the term "portals" really mean? If you revolutionize macro-seamlessly, you may have to expedite intuitively. The metrics for nano-performance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of seamless customized, end-to-end content. Without M&A, you will lack technologies. Without re-sizing, you will lack deliverables. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The collaborative, 24/7 viral, back-end world-class, backward-compatible, next-generation, B2B iteration factor is transparent. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PHP. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capacity of applications to aggregate. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Cherster6 is the industry leader of collaborative turn-key micro-macro-super-out-of-the-box functionalities. The capability to synergize efficiently leads to the power to reinvent intra-mega-ultra-mega-robustly. We always monetize fractal portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The bloatware factor is scalable. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient media sourcing, applications are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? We have come to know that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also repurpose proactively. Think reconfigurable. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely accurate! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!