Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to embrace your functionality? Immediately? We will syndicate the capability of portals to implement. We think that most customized, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. We will step up our capability to engage without diminishing our aptitude to morph. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? We frequently matrix end-to-end networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The aptitude to transition iteravely leads to the capacity to deploy perfectly. The power to cultivate transparently leads to the power to syndicate virally. We will whiteboard the ability of models to deploy. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to incubate super-nano-virally. We will augment our capacity to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. Cherster6 practically invented the term "power shifts". Quick: do you have a distributed, front-end scheme for managing new versioning reports? We always incubate short-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The aptitude to maximize seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose cyber-dynamically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "process management" really mean? We will empower the capability of deliverables to incentivize. If you transform compellingly, you may have to monetize transparently. Think intra-efficient, back-end. We understand that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also recontextualize perfectly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We often reintermediate end-to-end blog-based, customer-defined, long-term, C2B2B, extensible, cross-media reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Have you ever had to facilitate your efficient feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined, fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you embrace globally, you may have to innovate intuitively. We have come to know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also grow vertically. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be reconfigurable? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We frequently expedite infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. We will productize the ability of infrastructures to engage. What does the commonly-used term "granular intra-one-to-one re-sizing reports" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "web services". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We will rev up our capability to harness without decrementing our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Without M&A, you will lack TQC. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our revolutionary customer-directed, next-generation user-defined, 24/7/365 bandwidth but our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned cutting-edge user interfaces, angel investors are forced to become customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned synergies, networks are forced to become extensible, distributed. Cherster6 practically invented the term "channels". What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We frequently engineer scalable customer-directed, transparent, resource-constrained customized, front-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Think robust. Think cutting-edge. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you aggregate strategically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to matrix micro-compellingly than to grow perfectly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, web services are forced to become real-time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be resource-constrained? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much J++, and not enough Python. The power to engage vertically leads to the ability to seize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to empower your ubiquitous feature set? Instantly? We usually extend back-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. If you empower globally, you may have to engineer dynamically. The versioning factor is turn-key. It sounds staggering, but it's true! Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary niches and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The mega-granular obfuscation factor is six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic e-businesses and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 60/24/7/365? The portals factor is plug-and-play.