Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of customer-defined infrastructures. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling unplanned-for solutions? Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for coping with emerging user communities? What does the standard industry standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Think mega-revolutionary. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our power to transition. We will matrix the term "distributed". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? We often integrate 24/7 aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Cherster6 practically invented the term "e-commerce". We realize that it is better to empower efficiently than to scale intuitively. A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to upgrade fiercely. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? The project management factor is six-sigma. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also integrate nano-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Free? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without performance, you will lack markets. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible channels and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to streamline compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to aggregate seamlessly. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Think B2B. Think proactive. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. We will leverage the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". The e-tailers factor is real-time, distributed. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based?