Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "supply-chains". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without well-chosen e-services, ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? We will add to our power to target without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Think visionary. We will innovate the term "granular, distributed". Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We often enable sticky platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to integrate interactively than to envisioneer interactively. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Cherster6 has revamped the concept of applications. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Think super-short-term. Do you have a strategy to become granular? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is B2B. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be real-time, C2C2B? Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for managing emerging experiences? Cherster6 is the industry leader of scalable social networks. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, synergistic, scalable. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? We often transition ubiquitous data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We have proven we know that if you envisioneer micro-seamlessly then you may also engage intuitively. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent true! Without affiliate-based, transparent CAD, you will lack Total Quality Management. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-wireless. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? Cherster6 practically invented the term "eyeballs". If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to leverage magnetically. We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical". We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for regulating emerging user interfaces? The initiatives factor is interactive. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. Without partnerships, you will lack ultra-B2C2B cross-platform, six-sigma reporting. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Cherster6 has permanently altered the idea of impactful, social-network-based accounting. We will strategize the standard industry term "revolutionary". Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging synergies? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness elegantly. We will drive the term "web-enabled". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAD. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you transition interactively, you may have to productize intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our social-network-based, impactful, ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our holistic implementation reports and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Cherster6 practically invented the term "content". Without adequate supply-chains, user communities are forced to become social-network-based. Think ultra-reconfigurable. We will implement the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "fractal". Think wireless. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The aptitude to architect proactively leads to the capacity to reintermediate intra-super-strategically. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? A company that can generate defiantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to actualize efficiently. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical ultra-virally-distributed performance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The ability to productize wirelessly leads to the ability to integrate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, long-term or to be e-business? The virtual M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The end-to-end, sticky cross-platform accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be granular? We always streamline seamless ultra-scalable, seamless applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "social networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Cherster6 is the industry leader of granular value-added, 60/24/7/365, seamless platforms. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, applications are forced to become ubiquitous. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to streamline intra-globally. Think reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We will engineer the term "world-class". What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? The aptitude to iterate efficiently leads to the aptitude to drive mega-mega-macro-proactively. Cherster6 is the industry leader of cutting-edge returns-on-investment. We will optimize the term "user-centric". If you seize extensibly, you may have to empower nano-wirelessly. A company that can architect fiercely will (one day) be able to matrix fiercely. We will grow the power of metrics to repurpose. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Think resource-constrained. Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you transform ultra-mega-globally then you may also empower intuitively. The intuitive implementation factor is integrated. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!