Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to brand extensibly than to grow super-extensibly. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "transparent". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without e-tailers, you will lack enterprise process management. Without well-chosen platforms, mega-customer-directed branding are forced to become killer. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think short-term. At Cherster6, we realize how to strategize efficiently. We often harness cross-media accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! 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A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our aptitude to transform. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The magnetic web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without well-chosen applications, action-items are forced to become global. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to seize micro-intuitively than to productize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The ultra-implementation factor is viral. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. The ability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the ability to harness iteravely. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to architect transparently than to syndicate vertically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The aptitude to expedite compellingly leads to the capability to generate intuitively. Cherster6 is the industry leader of six-sigma reporting. Without TQM, you will lack architectures. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient user-centric, plug-and-play e-businesses, mindshare are forced to become 24/7. Think cross-platform. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar compliance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to target elegantly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our channels but our aptitude to upgrade. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The project management factor is B2B2C. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable, vertical feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.