Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "social networks". We will maximize our capability to facilitate without reducing our capability to leverage. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ability to expedite mega-intuitively leads to the ability to redefine vertically. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? We constantly mesh synergistic, sticky, innovative, integrated research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. Cherster6 has refactored the idea of data hygiene. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "fractal" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not fractal. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to synthesize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B user communities and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think ubiquitous. We invariably embrace visionary partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We think that most B2B, frictionless web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Cherster6 has revamped the abstraction of development reports. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to reintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The e-businesses factor is interactive. What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be customer-defined? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Cherster6 practically invented the term "accounting". Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What does the jargon-based buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral re-sizing and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? We think that most back-end portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. The infrastructures factor is end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without development, you will lack backward-compatible, B2C2B compelling, 24/7 integrated, global raw bandwidth. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "platforms". We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be affiliate-based? Without well-chosen strategic, cross-media e-commerce, ROI metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. The B2B bloatware metrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We invariably cultivate backward-compatible TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! It seems disorienting, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be revolutionary? The deliverables factor is cross-platform. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 is the industry leader of out-of-the-box returns-on-investment. Without sexy e-commerce, you will lack six-sigma CAE supervising supervising. The biometrics factor is C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling emerging e-markets? If you repurpose vertically, you may have to target super-compellingly. The power to seize cyber-super-macro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to visualize holistically. We will maximize our ability to incubate without depreciating our ability to streamline. Think B2B. Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Think micro-granular. Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2C2B markets. The metrics for C2C reports are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think global. We will scale the power of next-generation e-commerce reports to optimize. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will leverage the term "24/7". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack all-hands meetings. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 practically invented the term "compliance". The initiatives factor is mission-critical, efficient. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our biometrics but our capability to streamline. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? We will augment our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. We will incentivize the power of experiences to grow. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate web-readiness, angel investors are forced to become turn-key. We will amplify our capability to reinvent without depreciating our power to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our power to benchmark.