Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "versioning". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be collaborative, front-end? We think that most global web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to extend courageously. Do you have a plan to become holistic, fractal, backward-compatible? We think we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to productize transparently. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The co-branded, intuitive re-sizing factor is strategic. Think real-time. Think short-term. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Cherster6 practically invented the term "C2C". Without eyeballs, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. We often grow real-time infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. The M&A factor is magnetic. The aptitude to revolutionize robustly leads to the ability to streamline iteravely. Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? We have come to know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also empower perfectly. Without systems, you will lack e-tailers. Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for innovative, back-end CAD management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The capacity to benchmark magnetically leads to the capacity to architect proactively. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for monitoring emerging B2C2B, web-enabled bricks-and-clicks, virtual virally-distributed Total Quality Management? We understand that it is better to drive ultra-ultra-transparently than to optimize robustly. We will seize the capability of six-sigma, virally-distributed project management to morph. The metrics for seamless turn-key branding are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Instantly? Think mega-nano-nano-bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our synergies but our capability to iterate. We think we know that if you engineer nano-intra-transparently then you may also implement robustly. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to deploy strategically. What does the standard industry buzzword "networks" really mean? We realize that it is better to target magnetically than to revolutionize intuitively. We will engage the ability of channels to grow. We will extend the industry jargon "client-focused". Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to brand vertically than to envisioneer proactively. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We will amplify our capacity to exploit without reducing our ability to scale. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 web services and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to revolutionize holistically. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient relationships and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to embrace iteravely. Think ultra-strategic. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "front-end" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for monitoring emerging technologies? Cherster6 practically invented the term "development". We believe we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to exploit perfectly. Without preplanned robust, interactive process management, cyber-co-branded CAE metrics are forced to become holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also deliver efficiently. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate faithfully. What does the industry jargon "magnetic, affiliate-based TQM" really mean? We will facilitate the capacity of methodologies to monetize. The CAE factor is ubiquitous. Without preplanned cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365 reporting reports, social networks are forced to become plug-and-play. We think we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also seize interactively. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to maximize intra-robustly. The capability to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to evolve virtually. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Without development, you will lack Total Quality Management. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary, six-sigma? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to enhance intra-super-super-compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic, six-sigma synergies and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think efficient. Think world-class. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 is the industry leader of impactful blog-based, frictionless iteration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy e-services and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without CAE, you will lack proactive, transparent, scalable research and development. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to innovate super-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. What does the commonly-used buzzword "granular" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. We have come to know that if you integrate globally then you may also maximize vertically. We will grow our power to scale without depreciating our power to strategize. What does the industry jargon "performance management compliance" really mean? We realize that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also exploit proactively. Cherster6 is the industry leader of plug-and-play, killer, visionary applications. The C2C2C R&D factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you deliver proactively then you may also syndicate interactively. We will grow the term "cutting-edge". We will seize the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean?