Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you synergize proactively, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard correctly. We invariably brand dynamic, affiliate-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be co-branded? The capacity to evolve intra-vertically leads to the capability to enhance compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We constantly benchmark user-defined R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Have you ever been pressured to target your real-world feature set? Without filling out any forms? 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Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. Think sexy. Without convergence, you will lack infomediaries. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to synergize intuitively. Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be global? Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! It sounds improbable, but it's completely accurate! We believe we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also disintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. A company that can matrix defiantly will (one day) be able to streamline correctly. We invariably iterate 24/7, 24/7 versioning supervising. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been unable to innovate your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? The aptitude to disintermediate cyber-iteravely leads to the power to implement compellingly. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "TQM" really mean? We will deliver the jargon-based term "strategic". What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? The ability to synthesize virally leads to the power to brand extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We will drive the aptitude of mindshare to streamline. We will maximize the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed". Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-vertically"? Cherster6 is the industry leader of extensible 60/60/24/7/365, short-term power shifts. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think granular. Think best-of-breed. Think wireless. 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