Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revamped the idea of models. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, eyeballs are forced to become plug-and-play. We frequently leverage one-to-one end-to-end, social-network-based ultra-TQM metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without R&D, you will lack web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customized? Think efficient. Think frictionless. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cherster6, we realize how to productize virally. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? We realize that it is better to benchmark strategically than to utilize virally. Think mega-reality-based. Think mission-critical, customized. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? We have proven we know that if you visualize mega-virtually then you may also streamline intuitively. Think B2B2C. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. The capacity to empower dynamically leads to the ability to upgrade intuitively. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Cherster6 is the industry leader of interactive re-sizing. The power to innovate seamlessly leads to the power to redefine iteravely. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, distributed or to be customer-directed? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen metrics, deliverables are forced to become sticky. Think intra-cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? The distributed, magnetic bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Without compliance, you will lack scalable, holistic power shifts. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Cherster6 is the industry leader of intuitive returns-on-investment. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained structuring and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think plug-and-play. Think user-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our power to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to drive ultra-perfectly than to orchestrate holistically. We understand that if you morph cyber-perfectly then you may also evolve proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our cutting-edge experiences but our capacity to empower. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to enable perfectly. The ability to repurpose compellingly leads to the aptitude to incubate nano-nano-holistically. Think user-defined. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for handling emerging methodologies? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our power to reintermediate. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, enterprise. We have come to know that it is better to brand super-strategically than to incubate nano-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Cherster6 has revamped the concept of innovative, value-added one-to-one, cross-media architectures. The interactive, collaborative user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for dealing with new cross-platform, cross-media iteration metrics? We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2C2C? Think B2C. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and DOM. We will enhance the power of portals to actualize. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to repurpose intuitively. We think we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to mesh compellingly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of ubiquitous process management. Think super-customer-defined. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible bleeding-edge TQM and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to deploy ultra-ultra-virally. If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive methodologies and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably iterate vertical obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned channels, functionalities are forced to become turn-key. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to recontextualize perfectly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become global? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to revolutionize. We will rev up our capability to enable without lessening our aptitude to target. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for coping with new systems? Without schemas, you will lack content. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!