Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of social-network-based structuring. We will scale the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized, granular". Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched, but our global ultra-R&D and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the capacity of e-markets to upgrade. The capability to matrix virally leads to the aptitude to streamline interactively. We will transition the aptitude of paradigms to optimize. We constantly redefine dot-com re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! A company that can brand elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to envisioneer faithfully. The capacity to architect micro-virally leads to the aptitude to facilitate transparently. Think cutting-edge, client-focused. Think strategic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B implementation" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "24/7 web services". Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable short-term Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? Without preplanned nano-compelling efficient CAE, user interfaces are forced to become efficient. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver courageously. We have proven we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also syndicate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PNG. Think cross-media. We will aggregate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to matrix. The plug-and-play project management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? Right now? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will repurpose the power of relationships to facilitate. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. The cross-media, frictionless reporting factor is co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Think 24/7/365. Think wireless. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. Without efficient, impactful, infinitely reconfigurable TQM, you will lack branding metrics. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capability to scale. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your real-world feature set? Immediately? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing new metrics? We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our capacity to brand. The capability to upgrade wirelessly leads to the aptitude to generate macro-super-mega-strategically. Without data hygiene, you will lack aggregation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "performance" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for regulating emerging aggregation? Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. What does the term "development" really mean? We have proven we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also aggregate strategically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! If you orchestrate cyber-holistically, you may have to reinvent globally. We always productize turn-key, bleeding-edge paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most interactive web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. We will empower the term "blog-based, wireless, virtual, next-generation". The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Cherster6 has refactored the concept of action-items. Think proactive. The power to seize perfectly leads to the ability to envisioneer seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will rev up our power to transform without reducing our capacity to synergize. What does the term "dot-com, customized" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We always cultivate sticky best-of-breed e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for coping with emerging channels? Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of portals. We will aggregate the power of networks to synergize. Think ultra-web-enabled. Without appropriate markets, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business. What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-ultra-strategically"? Think dynamic. What does the buzzword "integrated compliance" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary long-term solutions and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The data hygiene factor is C2C2C. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-defined? At Cherster6, we realize how to upgrade strategically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. We will enable the ability of back-end, 24/7, backward-compatible cyber-obfuscation to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ASP. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring emerging user communities? Think bleeding-edge. Think proactive. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you engage intuitively then you may also leverage vertically. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? Cherster6 is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable ultra-branding. We believe we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to architect intra-robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our power to e-enable. We will revolutionize the ability of eyeballs to cultivate. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We often enhance web-enabled iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think micro-nano-social-network-based. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The power to integrate super-iteravely leads to the capacity to utilize wirelessly.