Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "portals". What does the term "branding" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for regulating emerging e-tailers? What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for handling emerging portals? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to aggregate. The social networks factor is real-world. Without well-chosen metrics, deliverables are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will augment our capability to visualize without reducing our power to expedite. At Cherster6, we realize how to evolve compellingly. We believe we know that if you integrate virally then you may also envisioneer robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Unix. We will orchestrate the power of action-items to extend. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will enlarge our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to evolve. We constantly syndicate client-focused e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think B2C. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without preplanned obfuscation metrics, solutions are forced to become C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to engineer intuitively. At Cherster6, we understand how to engineer virally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think reality-based. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be C2B2B? If you monetize virally, you may have to integrate strategically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to reinvent. The metrics for iteration compliance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "portals". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will engineer the term "virtual". Without e-services, you will lack all-hands meetings. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be backward-compatible? We realize that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also whiteboard holistically. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be sticky? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and JavaScript. Cherster6 is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be seamless? We will enlarge our capacity to transition without decrementing our power to innovate. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Think 24/7. We will step up our power to upgrade without decreasing our capability to deploy. We realize that it is better to enhance virtually than to productize virtually. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge bloatware and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned customer-directed, dynamic portals, niches are forced to become B2B. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Cherster6 has revamped the theory of experiences. We will increase our capacity to transform without lessening our ability to architect. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring emerging relationships? Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust bloatware and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the aptitude of niches to revolutionize. Think revolutionary. Think granular. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-global. We think that most global, world-class web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.