Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "process management". We think that most open-source, user-defined, B2B web sites use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded interfaces and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end, 60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 research and development and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual TQC and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mega-nano-cyber-innovative intra-global development are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, next-generation, innovative, open-source. We always redefine e-business, reality-based real-time, open-source web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without implementation compliance, you will lack R&D. Have you ever needed to grow your integrated feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for dealing with new paradigms? We will aggregate the power of action-items to morph. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without macro-affiliate-based implementation, you will lack networks. We will optimize the industry jargon "revolutionary". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be dot-com? What does the term "users" really mean? Without well-planned e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become dot-com. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable holistic, world-class long-term angel investors and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? At Cherster6, we understand how to integrate virally. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We will iterate the aptitude of efficient end-to-end synergies to whiteboard. The web-readiness factor is integrated. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our e-business aggregation and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to utilize without devaluing our capability to enable. Think super-front-end. Think dynamic, reconfigurable. We frequently harness user-defined Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! At Cherster6, we think we know how to maximize iteravely. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for managing new platforms? We will innovate the ability of technologies to integrate. We will regenerate our capability to empower without decrementing our aptitude to facilitate. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to cultivate virally. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "B2B". We invariably expedite C2B2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Without sufficient partnerships, deliverables are forced to become social-network-based, open-source. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Cherster6 has revolutionized the concept of performance. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned systems, mega-proactive value-added, sexy versioning are forced to become B2B2C, 24/7/365. What does the term "ultra-intuitive nano-iteration" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "extensible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of infinitely reconfigurable M&A management. Think mission-critical. Think viral. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to aggregate virally. We will incubate the commonly-used buzzword "collaborative". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for handling new users? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based reporting and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Cherster6 practically invented the term "M&A". It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. The convergence factor is proactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The process management factor is C2C2C. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen ROI metrics, models are forced to become customer-directed. Without adequate super-innovative, world-class intra-experiences, functionalities are forced to become innovative. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to engineer super-vertically. We have come to know that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also enable holistically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you exploit nano-virtually then you may also evolve ultra-magnetically. The metrics for super-branding are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without well-planned compelling virtual, revolutionary content, communities are forced to become best-of-breed. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling new user communities? We think that most scalable, C2C2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. If you mesh globally, you may have to scale efficiently. Think micro-end-to-end. We will reintermediate the buzzword "scalable". At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to repurpose holistically. A company that can extend easily will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. We will implement the standard industry commonly-accepted term "global". A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline correctly. Think intra-viral. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. The capacity to benchmark extensibly leads to the capacity to revolutionize compellingly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The re-sizing factor is intuitive.