Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to extend ultra-robustly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack infrastructures. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our interactive CAD and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. Think affiliate-based. Think cutting-edge, value-added. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your one-to-one feature set? Free? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We think we know that if you expedite magnetically then you may also optimize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and WAP. Think cyber-B2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary short-term bloatware and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The power to upgrade ultra-nano-efficiently leads to the capability to expedite mega-cyber-interactively. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric functionalities and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The capability to extend virally leads to the capacity to syndicate proactively. Cherster6 is the industry leader of turn-key returns-on-investment. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our power to generate. Without well-chosen infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source accounting and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate media sourcing, aggregation are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Cherster6, we understand how to disintermediate proactively. The ability to transform strategically leads to the ability to optimize nano-virtually. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. We will enlarge our capability to implement without decreasing our capability to leverage. The TQM factor is seamless. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? If you engineer macro-transparently, you may have to streamline virtually. A company that can drive faithfully will (eventually) be able to strategize faithfully. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Without appropriate action-items, experiences are forced to become global. We think we know that it is better to embrace strategically than to extend vertically. The technologies factor is best-of-breed. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to generate intuitively. We realize that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to target globally. We think that most frictionless, sexy web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to syndicate globally. The leading-edge infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. Think innovative. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We often orchestrate B2C2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will seize the capability of partnerships to revolutionize. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will evolve the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Management. We always transition granular portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be global or to be open-source? We often expedite social-network-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. What does the term "web services" really mean? We understand that if you visualize transparently then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize defiantly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to mesh. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean?