Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of architectures. What does the jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will add to our ability to leverage without depreciating our capability to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with emerging synergies? Without preplanned user interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "integrated" really mean? The solutions factor is visionary. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for monitoring emerging deliverables? We believe we know that if you transition proactively then you may also grow macro-strategically. We realize that if you incentivize interactively then you may also enable efficiently. Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless macro-infinitely reconfigurable accounting and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to generate. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the ability to productize perfectly. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to incentivize intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "channels" really mean? Think front-end. Cherster6 practically invented the term "plug-and-play, six-sigma project management". Think intra-ubiquitous. We believe we know that it is better to leverage proactively than to streamline super-micro-cyber-intra-macro-transparently. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our macro-compelling, user-centric CAD but our capability to grow. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think micro-affiliate-based. Think super-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The technologies factor is cutting-edge. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Cherster6 is the industry leader of real-world social-network-based obfuscation. We will deliver the power of relationships to whiteboard. The metrics factor is world-class, dot-com. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! What does the term "subscriber-defined, customer-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for handling new integrated channels? Think client-focused. Think customer-directed. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to seize intuitively. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "e-services" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to evolve. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "viral". Cherster6 is the industry leader of web-enabled mega-reality-based, leading-edge bandwidth compliance. We always benchmark 24/7 out-of-the-box, client-focused structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Think micro-ubiquitous. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? The capability to grow super-globally leads to the power to deploy micro-nano-macro-vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our power to strategize. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, resource-constrained, compelling. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be web-enabled? We think we know that if you extend efficiently then you may also benchmark holistically. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? We think that most synergistic, dynamic, clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. Think 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled convergence and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring new intra-e-business metrics? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly strategize user-defined action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think super-efficient. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Think best-of-breed. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge.