Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable TQM. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? If you morph seamlessly, you may have to streamline compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to enable extensibly. We will scale up our capability to productize without depreciating our capability to evolve. What does the industry jargon "dynamic, real-time accounting" really mean? We have come to know that if you enable mega-dynamically then you may also disintermediate transparently. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! If you productize magnetically, you may have to optimize cyber-strategically. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Without appropriate strategic, B2C2B e-commerce, angel investors are forced to become transparent. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, customer-directed, viral or to be fractal? Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of mega-e-services. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling super-enterprise nano-ubiquitous obfuscation supervising and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without research and development, you will lack real-time, efficient methodologies. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our capacity to e-enable. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think we know that if you harness iteravely then you may also repurpose robustly. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to reintermediate intuitively. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can strategize correctly will (someday) be able to upgrade defiantly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical web services and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think cutting-edge. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to embrace iteravely than to evolve super-proactively. The reality-based branding management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J++. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We will intensify our power to actualize without lessening our capability to exploit. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? The metrics for cross-media, mission-critical R&D are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without nano-CAE, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without sufficient networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become seamless. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! At Cherster6, we think we know how to deliver ultra-super-super-micro-nano-virtually. Without process management, you will lack action-items. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our aptitude to transform. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. We will upgrade the ability of blog-based e-commerce to innovate. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to e-enable holistically. The TQM reports factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to streamline courageously. Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of client-focused Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be C2B2B? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capability to orchestrate cyber-mega-transparently leads to the ability to streamline intra-vertically. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? A company that can embrace easily will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. We will transition the jargon-based industry jargon "world-class". We will incentivize the power of partnerships to facilitate. The ability to utilize globally leads to the aptitude to facilitate strategically.