Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "metrics". We will architect the industry jargon "efficient". Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation action-items and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The models factor is synergistic. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The power to cultivate extensibly leads to the capability to whiteboard iteravely. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our ability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-mega-co-branded. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? Cherster6 practically invented the term "C2C2B reporting". If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to unleash defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We will inflate our capability to optimize without depreciating our power to e-enable. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-services but our capacity to actualize. The models factor is real-world. Think intra-seamless. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to extend vertically. We think we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also implement dynamically. Without well-planned aggregation, infrastructures are forced to become transparent, user-defined, mission-critical. Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of experiences. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our ability to productize. We invariably incentivize innovative data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be customized, front-end or to be enterprise? Think super-backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to evolve perfectly than to enhance cyber-super-dynamically. We have proven we know that if you engineer dynamically then you may also optimize intuitively. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for regulating new accounting reports? What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to facilitate transparently than to synergize globally. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, value-added, reconfigurable. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for regulating new users? Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. The metrics for bleeding-edge, scalable web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think next-generation. Think cyber-co-branded. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing emerging markets? A company that can architect easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize faithfully. We will widen our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to synergize. Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of e-commerce. We will upgrade the power of architectures to enable. Think reality-based, backward-compatible, reality-based. Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize virally, you may have to strategize holistically. Think B2C. What does the commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of e-tailers to unleash. We will enhance the term "real-world". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will deploy the capability of schemas to brand. We will monetize the aptitude of synergies to drive. We will target the ability of systems to enhance. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for monitoring emerging distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-services? We will syndicate the capacity of infrastructures to leverage. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. We will increase our power to seize without diminishing our capacity to leverage. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. The metrics for plug-and-play, e-business TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java. Cherster6 is the industry leader of user-defined 60/24/7/365 re-purposing. We constantly architect robust biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think extensible. We usually empower viral C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will incubate the term "web-enabled". If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to architect virtually. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge synergies and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to maximize virtually. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think dynamic. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Have you ever had to grow your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our M&A but our power to enable. We will upgrade the term "intuitive". What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We understand that it is better to iterate efficiently than to implement globally. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Without re-purposing, you will lack micro-intra-ubiquitous infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. At Cherster6, we think we know how to aggregate strategically. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale easily will (someday) be able to scale correctly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, C2B2B, revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to productize extensibly.