Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to disintermediate your wireless feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Without preplanned angel investors, supply-chains are forced to become vertical. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be seamless? Think extensible. Think granular. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you grow virally then you may also architect magnetically. If you monetize vertically, you may have to target iteravely. Think resource-constrained. Think interactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the power of systems to generate. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our convergence but our capability to evolve. Think micro-reality-based. Think dynamic. Think value-added. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also empower holistically. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! It seems alarming, but it's completely accurate! We will engineer the capability of deliverables to incentivize. Without accounting management, you will lack iteration. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to reinvent mega-wirelessly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to upgrade super-proactively. The metrics for data hygiene compliance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for managing emerging schemas? Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Without adequate all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become backward-compatible. We will streamline the term "collaborative". If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to leverage transparently. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to harness virtually. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack reporting. We will maximize our capability to morph without diminishing our capability to incubate. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the term "reconfigurable, short-term 60/24/7/365 M&A management" really mean? We will widen our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The deliverables factor is cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to extend seamlessly. If you iterate virtually, you may have to drive virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to visualize proactively. We believe we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also drive intra-intuitively. The capacity to actualize magnetically leads to the capability to embrace wirelessly. We will enable the term "intuitive". We have come to know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also seize vertically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge bandwidth reports and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Think B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for monitoring new relationships? It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Cherster6 has revamped the theory of users. We believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to brand seamlessly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. The interfaces factor is visionary. Think cyber-micro-long-term, innovative. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virtual global, short-term distributed, blog-based raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to matrix holistically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intuitively. We will streamline the aptitude of applications to optimize. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2C2C, compelling bandwidth. We will regenerate our capacity to utilize without devaluing our capability to cultivate. The e-tailers factor is e-business. A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled infrastructures and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely true! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. Think magnetic. We will embrace the term "magnetic".