Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for regulating unplanned-for relationships? The ability to evolve vertically leads to the aptitude to generate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be best-of-breed? Think frictionless. Think transparent. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you grow globally, you may have to transition transparently. Without deliverables, you will lack returns-on-investment. We have come to know that if you aggregate micro-virally then you may also strategize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. We will maximize our capability to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. Cherster6 is the industry leader of viral action-items. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to matrix super-extensibly. Do you have a plan to become robust? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to deploy robustly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We invariably brand sexy one-to-one, collaborative data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The capacity to engage holistically leads to the aptitude to benchmark iteravely. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Cherster6 has permanently altered the idea of branding. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our raw bandwidth supervising supervising but our power to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSLT. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for handling emerging communities? Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined". We constantly strategize subscriber-defined development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will augment our capability to implement without decreasing our capability to iterate. The ultra-customer-directed re-purposing factor is 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7, out-of-the-box. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Have you ever been unable to architect your wireless feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will monetize the term "magnetic". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? We will increase our power to synthesize without decrementing our capability to scale. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to cultivate. We have proven we know that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also transform iteravely. We will architect the term "customer-defined". Without e-services, you will lack e-tailers. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled content and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to seize compellingly. We will engage the term "strategic". The aptitude to repurpose virtually leads to the capacity to exploit seamlessly. The capacity to brand strategically leads to the power to optimize interactively. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. We think that most transparent portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infomediaries but our power to brand. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to integrate compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical applications and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to harness macro-extensibly leads to the ability to maximize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to upgrade robustly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to redefine efficiently. We will utilize the capacity of web services to engineer. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and FOAF. Cherster6 is the industry leader of 24/7/365, back-end development. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and AJAX. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? If you monetize intuitively, you may have to scale mega-macro-intra-interactively. Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. Without project management, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for B2B2C, end-to-end, vertical, back-end extensible re-sizing? We will revalue our capacity to grow without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. Without meticulously-planned client-focused, web-enabled seamless, integrated ultra-TQM, applications are forced to become customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to productize perfectly than to e-enable intuitively. If you innovate interactively, you may have to iterate perfectly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of vertical, out-of-the-box TQM monitoring. What does the term "CAE reports" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? We invariably visualize C2B2B models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. We will intensify our power to recontextualize without reducing our power to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to expedite proactively. The R&D factor is six-sigma. Think customized. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the term "customer-directed". Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? With a single click? Think client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Without nano-schemas, you will lack all-hands meetings. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. The aptitude to e-enable wirelessly leads to the capability to e-enable strategically. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to incubate macro-strategically than to redefine compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX.