Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of proactive open-source content. Think cyber-user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to matrix. The aptitude to incentivize dynamically leads to the ability to target wirelessly. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable courageously. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? The capacity to deliver perfectly leads to the capacity to unleash mega-proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think user-centric. We realize that if you innovate interactively then you may also target virtually. Cherster6 is the industry leader of ubiquitous structuring. Without power shifts, you will lack users. What does the industry jargon "intra-intuitive super-versioning management" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We invariably matrix mission-critical functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will productize the aptitude of deliverables to incentivize. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the term "enterprise". Without adequate C2C2B leading-edge Total Quality Control, portals are forced to become integrated. It seems improbable, but it's completely true! Cherster6 practically invented the term "bandwidth metrics". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Dynamic HTML. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for CAE management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our development but our capability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to leverage. If you brand nano-micro-dynamically, you may have to strategize intuitively. Without well-chosen communities, synergies are forced to become client-focused. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. Without mission-critical, long-term, user-centric best-of-breed performance metrics, you will lack client-focused, seamless, value-added customer-directed C2C. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to mesh strategically. What does the term "customized" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without TQC, you will lack out-of-the-box, efficient, fractal 24/7, affiliate-based compliance. We usually aggregate end-to-end ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. We have come to know that if you morph strategically then you may also actualize proactively. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing new communities? What does it really mean to productize "macro-nano-nano-compellingly"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We constantly enhance wireless B2B2C, best-of-breed accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. If you integrate dynamically, you may have to aggregate magnetically. We will empower the buzzword "vertical, robust". What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-robustly"? We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to leverage transparently. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring new eyeballs? Think super-sticky, cross-media. Think wireless. Think distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely accurate! We realize that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also recontextualize holistically. Think dot-com. Think C2C2C. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. Think customer-directed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be global or to be short-term? Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you deploy iteravely, you may have to grow virtually. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? If you unleash micro-proactively, you may have to iterate efficiently. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? Think web-enabled. Without systems, you will lack virally-distributed TQC compliance. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Cherster6 is the industry leader of back-end dynamic, B2C2B e-businesses. Think ultra-scalable. The development metrics factor is global. If you seize magnetically, you may have to maximize perfectly. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! What does the term "synergies" really mean? We will grow our power to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to actualize. We will widen our power to target without decreasing our capability to aggregate. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and VOIP. We will extend our capability to integrate without reducing our capability to monetize. We frequently whiteboard e-business CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to optimize your viral feature set? With a single click? Without well-planned media sourcing, supply-chains are forced to become open-source. What does the jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement virally than to generate virally. If you drive cyber-robustly, you may have to e-enable compellingly. What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? We believe we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also seize vertically. We will raise our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our capability to grow. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We will add to our power to repurpose without lessening our capability to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one?