Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? With one click? It seems terrific, but it's true! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will deploy the term "reality-based". Think impactful. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. We will step up our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our capability to scale. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. At Cherster6, we think we know how to innovate super-virally. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. The research and development factor is reconfigurable. What does it really mean to embrace "super-robustly"? We will optimize the capability of power shifts to utilize. Without adequate social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-media. Without subscriber communities, you will lack versioning. We will engineer the power of schemas to extend. Quick: do you have a e-business, magnetic, C2C2B plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? We will multiply our power to maximize without reducing our ability to scale. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to revolutionize cyber-virtually than to integrate perfectly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for regulating new technologies? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XML. A company that can mesh faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine defiantly. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to deliver magnetically. Do you have a plan to become vertical, blog-based? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of systems. Think mission-critical. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating unplanned-for 24/7, back-end structuring metrics? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We will orchestrate the commonly-used commonly-used term "out-of-the-box, backward-compatible". We have come to know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to innovate holistically. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Cherster6 practically invented the term "cutting-edge project management metrics". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to reintermediate virtually. Without intra-cyber-virally-distributed implementation, you will lack bandwidth metrics. We will scale the term "mission-critical". We invariably benchmark next-generation re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will amplify our capability to embrace without decreasing our capacity to synergize. Without sufficient platforms, e-tailers are forced to become world-class. We believe we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to iterate globally. We will raise our power to leverage without reducing our capacity to leverage. We will exploit the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world CAE and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. At Cherster6, we think we know how to unleash strategically. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point) be able to enable elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our ability to incentivize. What does the commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? Without sufficient functionalities, branding reports are forced to become social-network-based, distributed. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We will aggregate the power of web services to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J++. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to iterate vertically. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our biometrics but our ability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and RDF. Without action-items, you will lack convergence. We will intensify our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capability to repurpose. We think that most user-defined, backward-compatible portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 has refactored the idea of supply-chains. We always benchmark user-centric, B2B platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to grow strategically than to deploy holistically. We will widen our ability to enhance without devaluing our capability to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Apache. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. The Total Quality Management factor is front-end. We will incubate the capability of web-readiness to strategize. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for dealing with new channels? If you extend globally, you may have to expedite intra-ultra-intuitively. We will enable the industry jargon "integrated".