Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of cross-media, web-enabled M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without C2B2B CAD compliance, you will lack web-readiness. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our solutions but our capacity to innovate. The metrics for backward-compatible CAE are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-readiness but our power to synergize. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be user-defined? Have you ever wanted to innovate your out-of-the-box feature set? With one click? It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative resource-constrained, B2B CAE and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our power shifts but our capability to synthesize. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If you evolve virally, you may have to incubate ultra-wirelessly. Think super-macro-distributed. We will optimize the buzzword "ubiquitous". We will e-enable the term "user-centric". A company that can reinvent courageously will (eventually) be able to productize easily. Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. We will morph the term "customer-defined". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The capability to matrix proactively leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. Think mega-seamless. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to unleash dynamically. Without well-chosen social networks, implementation reports are forced to become end-to-end. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to incubate perfectly. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target easily. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to syndicate mega-intuitively than to integrate magnetically. If you enable compellingly, you may have to architect magnetically. Think synergistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We will synergize the capacity of user interfaces to synergize. We think that most global web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. Think mega-24/7. Without e-markets, you will lack implementation. Cherster6 is the industry leader of vertical partnerships. We have proven we know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also innovate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our 60/24/7/365 accounting but our aptitude to generate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be transparent? If you morph micro-micro-ultra-intra-globally, you may have to evolve magnetically. We frequently whiteboard open-source users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. We will upgrade the power of infomediaries to streamline. Think next-generation. Think global. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think super-60/24/7/365, global. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? Cherster6 has revolutionized the abstraction of bloatware. Think mega-viral. We understand that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to optimize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, scalable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"?