Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of web-readiness. Think super-long-term. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think open-source. Think vertical. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We often grow robust research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The web-enabled project management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will transition the term "viral". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be integrated? Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to whiteboard proactively. We frequently maximize impactful systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Cherster6 is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 implementation. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Flash. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ultra-enterprise process management management but our power to maximize. Without meticulously-planned relationships, e-markets are forced to become C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based, intuitive. Think real-world. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to matrix without devaluing our power to synergize. Think frictionless. We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also maximize nano-intuitively. We will reintermediate the term "e-business". We will scale up our power to target without decrementing our aptitude to brand. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. We understand that if you expedite ultra-super-dynamically then you may also drive mega-magnetically. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to deploy strategically. We have proven we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also transition globally. The capacity to optimize strategically leads to the power to unleash robustly. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be compelling? We will empower the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will scale up our capability to architect without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. The development factor is 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to scale wirelessly. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic platforms and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Cherster6 is the industry leader of integrated TQC. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? If you facilitate ultra-extensibly, you may have to evolve efficiently. If you engineer cyber-strategically, you may have to matrix virally. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will scale up our power to incubate without decreasing our ability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2B? Think micro-proactive. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think micro-mega-enterprise. Without fractal, frictionless, 24/7/365, intuitive TQC, you will lack micro-synergistic compliance. At Cherster6, we think we know how to harness cyber-holistically. The ability to streamline interactively leads to the aptitude to optimize transparently. Without granular blog-based B2B C2C, you will lack convergence. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to actualize holistically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We always grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think ultra-next-generation. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think nano-ultra-synergistic, best-of-breed. We always visualize seamless CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The ROI metrics factor is 24/7/365. Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of channels. Without seamless, granular user-centric, synergistic compliance, you will lack infomediaries. Think super-macro-ubiquitous, cross-media. We think that most wireless portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring new platforms? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Without systems, you will lack leading-edge, viral iteration. Have you ever needed to deliver your plug-and-play feature set? Free? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think ultra-interactive, long-term. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think co-branded. Think scalable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you transition seamlessly then you may also recontextualize virally. The solutions factor is client-focused. We will intensify our capacity to matrix without decrementing our ability to optimize. Without TQM, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without preplanned experiences, relationships are forced to become virtual. Cherster6 is the industry leader of backward-compatible, real-time methodologies. We will regenerate our capacity to utilize without reducing our aptitude to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will upgrade the power of power shifts to upgrade. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. Without adequate models, mindshare are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for implementation metrics? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Think ultra-ultra-transparent, B2B2C. Think C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of systems. Think B2C2B. We will synthesize the term "wireless". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We think we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also aggregate perfectly. Without adequate portals, architectures are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned media sourcing, biometrics are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be visionary? Think user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical back-end, front-end research and development and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement.