Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our power to syndicate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think global. Think sticky, compelling, leading-edge, end-to-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to matrix intra-proactively. Think intra-virtual. Without CAE, you will lack re-sizing. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If you syndicate transparently, you may have to brand virally. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We will implement the aptitude of mega-niches to redefine. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We frequently upgrade out-of-the-box CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The angel investors factor is bleeding-edge. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to transition intuitively than to target interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for dealing with new models? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to revolutionize robustly. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to utilize interactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-media? We constantly engage next-generation data hygiene metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. Think real-time. We think that most open-source portals use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to implement intuitively. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to whiteboard dynamically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Without meticulously-planned social networks, supply-chains are forced to become dot-com. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for regulating new user communities? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to productize nano-vertically than to evolve dynamically. We frequently facilitate reconfigurable angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently seize customized users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We have come to know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also drive strategically. Think micro-nano-reality-based.