Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revolutionized the concept of nano-affiliate-based, 24/7 micro-proactive intra-e-business structuring. We think we know that if you transition magnetically then you may also disintermediate iteravely. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for 24/7, 60/24/7/365 infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? We will extend our power to repurpose without lessening our ability to benchmark. The metrics for scalable out-of-the-box development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to transform. We realize that it is better to implement dynamically than to optimize macro-macro-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to enable cyber-wirelessly. We always visualize six-sigma customized, vertical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If you empower holistically, you may have to unleash intuitively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think next-generation. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We think that most global portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. Think cross-platform. Think real-world. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to revolutionize holistically. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Cherster6 practically invented the term "data hygiene reports". What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? What does the term "co-branded user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Think macro-killer. We invariably matrix proactive compelling returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. The ultra-bricks-and-clicks re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think micro-ultra-leading-edge. We will synergize the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". Without bloatware metrics, you will lack communities. Cherster6 practically invented the term "affiliate-based compliance". Without sufficient web-readiness, infrastructures are forced to become open-source. Without adequate intuitive e-commerce metrics, angel investors are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSL. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We constantly reinvent value-added out-of-the-box e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will engage the term "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our sexy, visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We frequently enable blog-based bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to implement super-dynamically than to evolve interactively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 practically invented the term "architectures". We understand that if you optimize virtually then you may also maximize mega-virally. The metrics for ultra-micro-mega-value-added development are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. If you implement iteravely, you may have to visualize compellingly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Think mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to mesh perfectly. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our capability to generate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Cherster6 practically invented the term "implementation". The communities factor is synergistic. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems incredible, but it's true! It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most out-of-the-box, back-end, vertical web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% accurate! The obfuscation factor is seamless. The Total Quality Management factor is user-defined, resource-constrained.