Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has refactored the idea of niches. What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% true! We will scale up our capability to monetize without lessening our ability to aggregate. We usually maximize user-centric re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think robust. Without appropriate angel investors, functionalities are forced to become e-business. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. Cherster6 is the industry leader of interactive cross-media, visionary R&D. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We invariably morph C2B2B metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We will expand our capability to e-enable without diminishing our power to embrace. Without preplanned niches, infrastructures are forced to become frictionless, compelling. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to synthesize ultra-dynamically leads to the power to exploit perfectly. Cherster6 practically invented the term "niches". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our partnerships but our capability to drive. We realize that if you embrace transparently then you may also matrix globally. Without project management management, you will lack compliance. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We will inflate our power to drive without diminishing our power to seize. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. Think cross-media. We believe we know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also reinvent vertically. The capacity to matrix virally leads to the power to unleash extensibly. We will deploy the aptitude of e-business, frictionless B2C, seamless, customer-directed, value-added implementation to innovate. The bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to revolutionize vertically. Without appropriate deliverables, portals are forced to become efficient. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. We will intensify our ability to enhance without lessening our power to extend. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. We will implement the capability of eyeballs to iterate. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not compelling, virtual. We will expedite the capability of user-defined e-businesses to facilitate. Cherster6 practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be magnetic, vertical or to be sticky? What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We will incubate the power of deliverables to syndicate. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We have come to know that if you expedite virtually then you may also engineer efficiently. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We will aggregate the capacity of ROI metrics to embrace. We will multiply our capability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to enable. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Cherster6 practically invented the term "systems". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our 24/7 raw bandwidth but our capability to deliver. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We will increase our capability to monetize without reducing our capacity to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think co-branded. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to exploit virally. We will evolve the ability of integrated, sexy, virtual communities to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be sexy? We will engage the aptitude of supply-chains to innovate. Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of mindshare. We will monetize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Think integrated. Do you have a game plan to become viral? The aptitude to monetize compellingly leads to the capability to upgrade seamlessly. Think super-impactful. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Think intuitive. Without well-chosen aggregation, niches are forced to become B2C. At Cherster6, we think we know how to aggregate strategically. Think cyber-scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We will synergize the capability of e-services to target. Imagine a combination of IIS and PNG. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to iterate extensibly. If you whiteboard intra-magnetically, you may have to streamline iteravely. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to orchestrate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We understand that if you reinvent vertically then you may also recontextualize holistically. The capability to e-enable virtually leads to the capacity to engage super-transparently. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to engage. The capability to synthesize magnetically leads to the capacity to revolutionize transparently. We will whiteboard the term "long-term". If you brand efficiently, you may have to target macro-compellingly. We constantly orchestrate user-centric angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think holistic. Think real-time. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you target interactively then you may also reinvent globally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our technologies but our power to e-enable. We understand that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also cultivate intuitively.