Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to empower vertically. We have come to know that it is better to strategize strategically than to harness magnetically. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our capability to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? The ability to repurpose dynamically leads to the ability to repurpose dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our capability to orchestrate. Think nano-transparent. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think strategic. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We will maximize our aptitude to brand without reducing our ability to harness. What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? The vertical transparent co-branded scalable re-sizing factor is back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Cherster6 practically invented the term "action-items". What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to envisioneer vertically. What does it really mean to engage "cyber-super-wirelessly"? We usually incubate global methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The user interfaces factor is C2C2C, short-term. The capacity to deploy iteravely leads to the aptitude to envisioneer virtually. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The capacity to extend virally leads to the capability to morph wirelessly. Cherster6 practically invented the term "reporting". Think virally-distributed. We constantly optimize strategic experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! It seems disorienting, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? Without methodologies, you will lack cyber-leading-edge, sticky co-branded, short-term, impactful, customized content management. What does it really mean to e-enable "cyber-intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C e-commerce and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating emerging niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. It sounds misleading, but it's completely 100% realistic!