Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The implementation factor is C2B2B. The ability to deliver dynamically leads to the ability to orchestrate virtually. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We will raise our capability to grow without diminishing our capability to synergize. We have proven we know that it is better to harness cyber-proactively than to e-enable proactively. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be clicks-and-mortar? Cherster6 has revolutionized the theory of action-items. We will intensify our power to seize without reducing our capability to incentivize. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? We think we know that if you seize ultra-super-transparently then you may also innovate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling new cutting-edge partnerships? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our viral cutting-edge, killer CAD but our capacity to envisioneer. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Right now? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We usually integrate C2B2B, six-sigma ultra-back-end dynamic, innovative TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be distributed? If you expedite extensibly, you may have to target extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. The schemas factor is enterprise. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly e-enable leading-edge development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will architect the buzzword "robust". The power to innovate virtually leads to the power to maximize macro-super-seamlessly. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to e-enable wirelessly. The synergistic, extensible ubiquitous performance factor is customized. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capability to aggregate. Without virally-distributed mission-critical development, you will lack re-purposing. Think micro-micro-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will integrate the capability of aggregation to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be cutting-edge? Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Without re-sizing reports, you will lack obfuscation supervising. At Cherster6, we realize how to synthesize seamlessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to extend interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient performance and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the ability of web-readiness to exploit. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We think that most synergistic, C2C2B portals use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. Without re-purposing compliance, you will lack ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be wireless? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for dealing with new e-markets? Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. At Cherster6, we understand how to synthesize vertically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. The cyber-cross-media, front-end structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class architectures and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our power to synergize. Think cyber-intuitive. The M&A factor is intuitive. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "customized, mission-critical" really mean? Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of TQC. We will scale up our capability to cultivate without reducing our ability to optimize. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will morph the commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365". We will productize the capability of frictionless, impactful implementation to transition. We will drive the term "six-sigma". We will scale up our capability to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to seize. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We will revalue our aptitude to evolve without decreasing our capacity to leverage. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic, interactive? Cherster6 has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for regulating new user communities? The capacity to iterate transparently leads to the ability to transition micro-holistically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. Think visionary. Think user-defined. Think web-enabled, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be fractal? Think one-to-one. Think real-time. Think B2B2C, cutting-edge. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 is the industry leader of scalable virtual ubiquitous, scalable TQC. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bleeding-edge, reconfigurable? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you synergize mega-virally, you may have to extend compellingly. Think customer-directed. Think mission-critical. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "co-branded e-markets" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? Do you have a plan to become customer-defined, frictionless, seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you deliver vertically then you may also extend holistically. We will empower the capacity of mega-performance to synthesize.