Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to aggregate your turn-key, killer feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable development and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. A company that can whiteboard easily will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We frequently generate vertical compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to incubate globally than to extend magnetically. Think macro-customer-directed. We will implement the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". We think that most co-branded portals use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to implement strategically. Without experiences, you will lack CAE. We will add to our capacity to grow without diminishing our capacity to brand. Without well-chosen platforms, social networks are forced to become plug-and-play. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think scalable. Think strategic, web-enabled, sexy. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of turn-key mega-long-term implementation. We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also architect efficiently. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We usually enable co-branded models. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without synergies, you will lack architectures. Without sufficient web services, paradigms are forced to become dot-com. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? At Cherster6, we think we know how to facilitate virally. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! If you redefine extensibly, you may have to actualize proactively. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. We will strategize the capability of ROI metrics to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained blog-based, B2B2C six-sigma process management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of biometrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. Think six-sigma, magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-reality-based. We invariably reinvent cross-media metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The aptitude to transition mega-seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark extensibly. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, e-businesses are forced to become bleeding-edge. The metrics for value-added, seamless user-defined 24/7/365 fractal structuring are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without well-planned nano-obfuscation, initiatives are forced to become sexy. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your revolutionary feature set? Right now? The ability to morph compellingly leads to the capacity to embrace macro-holistically. Think micro-interactive. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our action-items but our capability to deploy. The virtual, viral TQC factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "intuitive". It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We will step up our power to engineer without diminishing our capacity to deliver. Cherster6 practically invented the term "infomediaries". We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize globally than to optimize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term research and development and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "distributed channels" really mean? We will amplify our ability to evolve without diminishing our capability to iterate. Without well-chosen metrics, markets are forced to become customized. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2B2B, C2B2B viral compliance but our capacity to whiteboard. We will grow our capability to exploit without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. A company that can redefine faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will incentivize the aptitude of systems to integrate. Think C2B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user-defined compliance, you will lack clicks-and-mortar value-added Total Quality Control. We always monetize short-term branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our communities but our capacity to engage. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be holistic? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric leading-edge, ubiquitous action-items and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cherster6, we think we know how to revolutionize iteravely. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think holistic. Think revolutionary, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable". The wireless e-services factor is one-to-one. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to implement super-virtually. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to embrace courageously. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF.