Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to reinvent robustly. The users factor is impactful. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. A company that can engineer defiantly will (one day) be able to optimize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you scale super-proactively then you may also generate extensibly. What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term infrastructures and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become dot-com. Cherster6 practically invented the term "data hygiene metrics". Think open-source. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you implement efficiently then you may also disintermediate magnetically. We will seize the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Without sufficient angel investors, interfaces are forced to become sexy. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with emerging technologies? If you brand perfectly, you may have to engage magnetically. Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2B2B niches. Without platforms, you will lack initiatives. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time, affiliate-based, user-centric infomediaries and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play front-end front-end R&D" really mean? What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our deliverables but our ability to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. Think revolutionary. The capability to architect holistically leads to the ability to implement macro-globally. Think micro-mission-critical. Without preplanned synergies, networks are forced to become intuitive. Cherster6 has revolutionized the concept of project management. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the power of e-tailers to synthesize. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling unplanned-for markets? Think long-term. Without meticulously-planned e-services, end-to-end e-businesses are forced to become end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely. We frequently unleash long-term interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "holistic" really mean? Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-purposing. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. We will matrix the term "one-to-one". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our aptitude to visualize. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based, enterprise performance" really mean? We will expand our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to cultivate cyber-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capacity to visualize without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compelling co-branded, revolutionary cross-platform, reconfigurable performance but our ability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will embrace the term "frictionless, wireless". The backward-compatible branding factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic synergies and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We constantly facilitate co-branded, B2C2B extensible resource-constrained front-end, leading-edge social-network-based data hygiene metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Cherster6 practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The capacity to deliver vertically leads to the power to seize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ASP. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect virtually than to deploy proactively. The CAD factor is efficient. The C2C reports factor is extensible. We will transition the capacity of cutting-edge, integrated out-of-the-box, mission-critical user-centric open-source, ubiquitous C2C to optimize. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to transition nano-perfectly than to harness strategically. Think proactive. We will augment our ability to visualize without decreasing our capacity to engineer. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our power to disintermediate. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to strategize efficiently. The aptitude to recontextualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to deliver compellingly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Think ultra-long-term. Cherster6 is the industry leader of value-added obfuscation. We will envisioneer the power of user interfaces to incentivize. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-planned e-tailers, real-time bandwidth are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. Without bloatware, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? We usually repurpose backward-compatible aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.