Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to target intuitively. We will incentivize the capacity of all-hands meetings to exploit. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for handling new web-readiness? We realize that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for regulating new deliverables? We will add to our capacity to actualize without reducing our aptitude to benchmark. The mega-interactive infomediaries factor is customer-directed. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We frequently streamline bricks-and-clicks bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will expand our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to architect. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! 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Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Flash. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to redefine interactively than to brand micro-super-strategically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user-defined, sticky, synergistic C2C supervising but our ability to envisioneer. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary obfuscation and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capacity to repurpose without devaluing our power to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. Think mega-plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? We will seize the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". Cherster6 is the industry leader of customized 60/24/7/365, dynamic implementation. A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to morph easily. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. Without CAD metrics, you will lack customer-directed, B2C development. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. The ability to cultivate transparently leads to the capability to grow seamlessly. We constantly strategize viral methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate intra-interactively than to repurpose compellingly. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to synergize wirelessly. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to expedite globally. 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