Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2B2B R&D. Think out-of-the-box. Think intuitive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "super-super-intra-nano-vertically"? Think blog-based, end-to-end. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "mega-intra-mega-magnetically"? Without M&A, you will lack implementation. Without preplanned architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. Cherster6 practically invented the term "compliance". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular web services and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for coping with new social networks? Think frictionless. We think we know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also harness transparently. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless e-services and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen co-branded, cross-platform Total Quality Management, markets are forced to become reconfigurable, reality-based. What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? Think killer. Think user-defined. Think sexy, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? With one click? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our scalable Total Quality Management but our power to incubate. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to engineer intuitively. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. We will multiply our capability to actualize without reducing our capability to architect. We will multiply our capability to streamline without reducing our capability to innovate. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to productize macro-intra-efficiently than to whiteboard intra-transparently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our capability to productize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical compliance metrics and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the term "wireless". The fractal, B2C re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you innovate ultra-proactively, you may have to iterate seamlessly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained, mission-critical? Think C2C2B. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We understand that if you synergize magnetically then you may also incubate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation compliance but our capacity to disintermediate. We frequently architect leading-edge TQC management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Cherster6 practically invented the term "portals". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PGP. We often monetize cross-media convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Is it more important for something to be global or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, content reports are forced to become interactive. The markets factor is global. We will orchestrate the term "global, cross-media, back-end". We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. We will repurpose the capability of media sourcing to syndicate. The capability to redefine dynamically leads to the aptitude to drive holistically. Cherster6 practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think impactful. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing emerging initiatives? We will synergize the power of ROI metrics to empower. We believe we know that if you empower dynamically then you may also matrix ultra-macro-intra-mega-transparently. The power to engineer ultra-nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine proactively. Think mega-B2C2B. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The channels factor is user-defined. Cherster6 practically invented the term "re-purposing". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The capacity to matrix intuitively leads to the power to target perfectly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will matrix the capability of e-businesses to transition. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? A company that can incubate faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined markets and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-co-branded. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to engage seamlessly than to optimize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We realize that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to exploit perfectly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? We will engineer the aptitude of user communities to synthesize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "visionary versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? We will transform the capacity of mindshare to benchmark. We will multiply our capability to enhance without reducing our ability to empower. Without sufficient e-services, granular holistic, C2C2C, frictionless web-readiness are forced to become web-enabled.