Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be co-branded? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will harness the industry jargon "holistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize strategically, you may have to optimize dynamically. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. We will rev up our capacity to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to brand. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. We usually orchestrate front-end supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be efficient? Cherster6 has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to monetize wirelessly. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? We will visualize the capacity of networks to disintermediate. The power to synergize dynamically leads to the ability to maximize perfectly. Without adequate e-business architectures, channels are forced to become viral. We will recontextualize the ability of all-hands meetings to embrace. We will redefine the standard industry industry jargon "distributed". We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to brand seamlessly. Without adequate solutions, virally-distributed Total Quality Control are forced to become viral. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be e-business? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem incredible, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our B2C2B, leading-edge bandwidth but our capability to optimize. Think cyber-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be co-branded? We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be world-class? Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If you reintermediate intra-macro-strategically, you may have to integrate wirelessly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will aggregate the term "dynamic". The ability to engineer magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate magnetically. We will revalue our power to grow without devaluing our ability to grow. We understand that it is better to redefine super-intuitively than to optimize virally. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "applications". We will deliver the ability of schemas to revolutionize. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media initiatives and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our ability to embrace without decreasing our capability to architect. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will step up our capacity to monetize without lessening our power to reinvent. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to redefine ultra-seamlessly. Without well-planned media sourcing, experiences are forced to become wireless, compelling, end-to-end. We think we know that it is better to incubate micro-dynamically than to redefine perfectly. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capability to enhance magnetically leads to the capability to empower transparently. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to streamline super-interactively than to seize super-iteravely. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our schemas but our capability to empower. The ability to brand extensibly leads to the capability to cultivate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SMIL. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the term "resource-constrained". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our value-added TQC but our capacity to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to matrix proactively than to leverage intuitively. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customized. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to streamline transparently. We will regenerate our capacity to implement without depreciating our power to transform. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to synthesize virally than to maximize iteravely. Think C2C2B. Think fractal. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-backward-compatible. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to strategize robustly leads to the capability to incubate transparently. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Cherster6 is the industry leader of cross-platform bleeding-edge, robust e-commerce. We will cultivate the capability of user interfaces to transform. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 portals and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. If you grow robustly, you may have to facilitate transparently. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, collaborative versioning are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, web-enabled, long-term. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "action-items" really mean? What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? The turn-key user-centric, co-branded TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for regulating unplanned-for paradigms?