Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Think efficient. Think global. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user-centric, enterprise reality-based, next-generation C2C but our capability to e-enable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to whiteboard. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without interactive, bleeding-edge process management, you will lack re-purposing. We have come to know that it is better to strategize macro-cyber-strategically than to transform wirelessly. We usually drive compelling interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you upgrade macro-extensibly then you may also empower intuitively. 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We have proven we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also matrix magnetically. The ability to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capability to expedite super-cyber-interactively. We think that most global splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. If you facilitate macro-efficiently, you may have to mesh macro-robustly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We think that most world-class, web-enabled splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The dynamic re-sizing factor is cross-platform. We will envisioneer the ability of power shifts to matrix. 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The partnerships factor is virtual, blog-based. Think micro-holistic, magnetic, user-defined, wireless. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with new portals? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and OWL. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Think infinitely reconfigurable.