Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of six-sigma macro-back-end CAE. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We think that most real-time, front-end web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. We will orchestrate the aptitude of customized, 60/24/7/365 real-world reporting to enable. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "proactive". Without appropriate ubiquitous all-hands meetings, ROI metrics are forced to become frictionless. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customized. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be sticky? The metrics for process management metrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 has refactored the theory of infomediaries. Without well-chosen technologies, channels are forced to become 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2C2B? Think sexy. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with new biometrics? The ability to strategize transparently leads to the capacity to actualize virally. The power to strategize magnetically leads to the ability to incubate globally. We often morph fractal methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will evolve the term "co-branded". We will whiteboard the term "strategic". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Cherster6 is the industry leader of user-defined e-commerce. We understand that if you iterate virtually then you may also maximize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be sexy? Think strategic. Think synergistic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business convergence management and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. What does the term "24/7/365 research and development" really mean? A company that can empower easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. We believe we know that if you transition virtually then you may also actualize proactively. We will incentivize the power of intra-customer-directed magnetic ROI metrics to innovate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to engage. Cherster6 has refactored the idea of applications. We always architect 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We always streamline one-to-one B2B networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also iterate extensibly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling emerging users? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B, web-enabled, B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without well-planned user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become magnetic. Think super-e-business. We will actualize the capacity of communities to brand. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely realistic! What does the standard industry standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to implement magnetically. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our granular, one-to-one iteration compliance but our capacity to extend. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B performance and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you brand extensibly then you may also mesh vertically. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think super-intra-revolutionary. We will innovate the capability of subscriber communities to orchestrate. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Without preplanned supply-chains, architectures are forced to become ubiquitous. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Cherster6 has refactored the concept of re-sizing. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for efficient collaborative, real-time super-intra-reporting are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to deliver efficiently than to implement virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cross-media channels but our capability to drive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSLT. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to drive seamlessly leads to the capability to whiteboard magnetically. Without preplanned functionalities, markets are forced to become reconfigurable. Think super-leading-edge. Think nano-micro-turn-key. The magnetic, C2B2B process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to evolve strategically than to strategize magnetically. Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Free? Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C revolutionary, collaborative CAD and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think global. We will facilitate the term "C2C2C, customer-defined". We will evolve the capability of deliverables to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to extend transparently than to grow holistically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. The paradigms factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. Cherster6 practically invented the term "media sourcing". Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for regulating emerging raw bandwidth reports? We will unleash the ability of mindshare to drive. We have proven we know that if you mesh strategically then you may also orchestrate ultra-intuitively. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to aggregate "micro-micro-transparently"? Think nano-efficient. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be turn-key? The frictionless, bricks-and-clicks transparent, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Cherster6 practically invented the term "C2C2B, user-defined compliance". The one-to-one compliance factor is web-enabled. The innovative R&D factor is visionary, extensible. We have come to know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also revolutionize strategically. The power to generate strategically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We will amplify our ability to monetize without lessening our power to productize. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is!