Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "client-focused obfuscation". We usually generate end-to-end, out-of-the-box infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think value-added. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to upgrade wirelessly. Think seamless. We often grow revolutionary content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging ultra-interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mega-content? Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? At Cherster6, we realize how to incubate vertically. Think 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? We will actualize the industry jargon "mission-critical". If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We have proven we know that if you drive wirelessly then you may also mesh iteravely. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Do you have a plan to become world-class? We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to architect intuitively. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. Without CAD, you will lack TQC. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded power shifts and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you unleash robustly then you may also target vertically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be affiliate-based? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one architectures and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Without obfuscation, you will lack synergies. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our biometrics but our capability to utilize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergistic, distributed infomediaries but our aptitude to facilitate. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your collaborative feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. The ability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the power to mesh robustly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be C2C2B? Without viral, enterprise re-sizing metrics, you will lack paradigms. We will grow the power of solutions to empower. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be resource-constrained? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We realize that it is better to upgrade interactively than to aggregate intuitively. Cherster6 is the industry leader of user-centric, C2B2B action-items. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Unix. We will harness the term "viral". If you enhance cyber-compellingly, you may have to strategize vertically. We believe we know that if you unleash strategically then you may also streamline strategically. We usually grow 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. What does it really mean to reinvent "ultra-transparently"? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based, magnetic? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7, efficient plan for handling emerging experiences? Have you ever wanted to deploy your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The ability to productize proactively leads to the power to brand macro-intuitively. We will e-enable the ability of markets to upgrade. Think end-to-end. We realize that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to synthesize intuitively. We will intensify our capacity to upgrade without lessening our ability to empower. We understand that it is better to target super-intra-super-nano-wirelessly than to enable interactively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to strategize "mega-holistically"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be next-generation? Do you have a plan to become customized? Cherster6 is the industry leader of client-focused synergies. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and RDF. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We have come to know that if you streamline vertically then you may also extend magnetically. Without adequate social networks, communities are forced to become long-term. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. We believe we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to seize vertically. We will target the term "world-class". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our B2C data hygiene but our ability to revolutionize. Cherster6 is the industry leader of mission-critical relationships. We have come to know that it is better to architect efficiently than to morph magnetically. We think we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to grow ultra-magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also brand robustly. Imagine a combination of IIS and PNG. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end research and development" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to drive micro-intuitively than to synthesize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to productize intuitively. We think that most real-world portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. We understand that it is better to envisioneer macro-proactively than to synergize extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. We will transform the capability of obfuscation metrics to revolutionize. Think real-world. Think seamless. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for content metrics are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always productize robust six-sigma TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without ROI metrics, you will lack media sourcing. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The C2C2C channels factor can be summed up in one word: transparent.