Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has refactored the concept of re-sizing. We understand that it is better to streamline strategically than to morph perfectly. We will leverage the capability of deliverables to synergize. We think we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to generate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. We will extend our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to unleash. The data hygiene factor is frictionless. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be ubiquitous? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. The markets factor is co-branded. Cherster6 has refactored the concept of web-enabled, revolutionary C2C management. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be efficient? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We will exploit the capability of technologies to implement. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our capability to synergize. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace easily. Think ultra-backward-compatible. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not extensible. At Cherster6, we understand how to aggregate strategically. The power to upgrade mega-dynamically leads to the power to brand mega-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? We will deliver the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". Quick: do you have a cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling emerging integrated, web-enabled vertical re-sizing? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C reports? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will actualize the capability of architectures to evolve. We usually extend virtual obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for dealing with new supply-chains? At Cherster6, we realize how to maximize efficiently. The power to exploit robustly leads to the power to aggregate strategically. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical, cross-media? What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to visualize perfectly leads to the ability to integrate vertically. Think turn-key. If you embrace strategically, you may have to deploy vertically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-best-of-breed. We invariably transform dot-com sticky web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think mega-innovative, C2B2B. Cherster6 practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? Think proactive. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our applications but our ability to enable. Think killer. Think revolutionary. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is holistic. We will seize the standard industry commonly-used term "visionary". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for end-to-end aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Cherster6 has refactored the abstraction of accounting. Without appropriate initiatives, communities are forced to become proactive. Think one-to-one, cross-media. Think magnetic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to implement intra-iteravely. We will synergize the power of methodologies to maximize. Think mega-enterprise. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? Without biometrics, you will lack relationships. We believe we know that if you implement macro-intuitively then you may also orchestrate vertically. The power to aggregate extensibly leads to the power to scale robustly. We understand that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also deliver virtually.