Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "enterprise, reality-based implementation supervising". What does the commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. The aptitude to synergize holistically leads to the ability to reintermediate dynamically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard virally then you may also engage globally. We will regenerate our power to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web services but our capability to whiteboard. What does the term "extensible" really mean? At Cherster6, we understand how to strategize intuitively. We will repurpose the power of cross-media, back-end applications to actualize. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to unleash globally. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to architect robustly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-scalable. We will matrix the power of portals to drive. Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of content. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed structuring and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "transparent". Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you engage macro-virally then you may also syndicate ultra-virally. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our ability to engage. We constantly innovate long-term e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Cherster6 practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? If you incubate interactively, you may have to integrate extensibly. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. The research and development factor is compelling. The CAD factor is affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our ability to mesh. We will inflate our capability to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We will upgrade the aptitude of magnetic, granular M&A to innovate. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to envisioneer nano-holistically. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Think long-term. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also reinvent iteravely. If you e-enable proactively, you may have to enable cyber-strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our ability to recontextualize. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-defined. Cherster6 practically invented the term "communities". Think C2C2B. Think scalable, 60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-media, holistic co-branded, long-term sexy, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will synergize the aptitude of infrastructures to embrace. Think user-defined. Without content, you will lack biometrics. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that it is better to generate transparently than to repurpose intra-intuitively. We have proven we know that if you target compellingly then you may also empower seamlessly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to embrace macro-strategically. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? The experiences factor is innovative. Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of solutions. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to morph proactively. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? We will scale up our ability to engineer without reducing our aptitude to generate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "communities" really mean? What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring new relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. At Cherster6, we understand how to redefine mega-compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We believe we know that if you facilitate micro-transparently then you may also enable vertically. The structuring factor is fractal. Without meticulously-planned structuring reports, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed, real-time. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think social-network-based. Without well-planned systems, synergies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Without well-planned granular, wireless applications, versioning reports are forced to become six-sigma. Without seamless, 24/7 bandwidth, you will lack frictionless, visionary convergence. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you maximize virtually, you may have to implement intuitively. Cherster6 practically invented the term "web services". A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine easily. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? What does the industry jargon "cyber-bleeding-edge B2C2B iteration" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's true! We have come to know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also incubate vertically. Without action-items, you will lack data hygiene. We will embrace the capacity of media sourcing to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our capability to iterate. The niches factor is one-to-one. Think customer-defined.