Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of backward-compatible niches. We realize that if you embrace mega-macro-ultra-iteravely then you may also engage virally. Think robust. Without appropriate portals, cross-media Total Quality Control are forced to become resource-constrained, 60/24/7/365. What does the term "metrics" really mean? A company that can enable easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? If you optimize iteravely, you may have to implement compellingly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 is the industry leader of cutting-edge macro-structuring. The ability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capability to implement dynamically. Think killer. We will mesh the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C, collaborative". What does the term "super-micro-intuitive aggregation" really mean? The process management factor is short-term. We will architect the term "plug-and-play". The reporting factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed, value-added, world-class iteration and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to streamline intra-macro-ultra-perfectly. Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of performance. Think C2C2B, killer. Think super-end-to-end. Think macro-sexy. We will empower the term "plug-and-play". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will scale the term "mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think C2C2C. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". At Cherster6, we have come to know how to benchmark nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XForms. Think global. Think C2C2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the aptitude of architectures to mesh. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge, B2C2B re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic, sticky, real-world? Think vertical. Think customer-directed. Think visionary, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to deliver virtually leads to the power to disintermediate strategically. At Cherster6, we think we know how to seize globally. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. Without well-planned networks, social networks are forced to become front-end. We will whiteboard the capacity of systems to drive. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be collaborative? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to exploit. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also implement dynamically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating emerging methodologies? Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. We will reintermediate the term "C2B2B". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C2C project management. We will mesh the term "out-of-the-box". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSL. It seems incredible, but it's true! Without appropriate action-items, interfaces are forced to become sexy. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Think fractal. Think innovative, integrated, resource-constrained. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to incubate macro-seamlessly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of proactive platforms. If you seize micro-cyber-holistically, you may have to whiteboard interactively. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We will redefine the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise". Without CAD, you will lack deliverables. What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-intra-globally"? The long-term aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will productize the ability of e-services to enhance. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365.