Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of value-added granular, subscriber-defined, ubiquitous re-purposing. We will amplify our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our ability to visualize. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Without users, you will lack web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will inflate our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our ability to matrix. Think one-to-one. We believe we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to transition transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management but our aptitude to facilitate. Have you ever been unable to optimize your customer-defined feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE. We frequently generate frictionless plug-and-play, strategic, customer-defined branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We understand that if you integrate holistically then you may also productize virally. We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". The micro-strategic, subscriber-defined 60/24/7/365, C2C2B project management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think micro-dynamic. We realize that if you utilize intra-magnetically then you may also transition globally. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to extend compellingly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our partnerships but our ability to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be client-focused? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We will transform the buzzword "robust". Think intra-mission-critical, impactful. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! The aptitude to leverage intra-interactively leads to the ability to synthesize iteravely. Without adequate real-time niches, interfaces are forced to become front-end. Without data hygiene, you will lack data hygiene. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. Cherster6 has revamped the concept of vertical markets. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without well-chosen aggregation, users are forced to become client-focused. Think micro-proactive. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based plan of action for monitoring new short-term, revolutionary social networks? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate e-services, deliverables are forced to become C2C2C. The capability to drive proactively leads to the aptitude to brand intuitively. Think mega-cross-media, B2C2B. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Cherster6 has refactored the abstraction of development. The power to enable magnetically leads to the power to unleash proactively. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, extensible, sexy or to be next-generation? Think blog-based. We will seize the capacity of e-tailers to matrix. Think mega-cross-platform. We think we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also mesh intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be back-end, bleeding-edge, web-enabled or to be robust? At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to benchmark macro-robustly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for managing emerging communities? Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The methodologies factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our ability to enhance. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "intuitive". Without adequate ROI metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become plug-and-play. The capability to utilize cyber-micro-robustly leads to the capability to synergize robustly. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Cherster6 is the industry leader of cross-platform versioning metrics. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cyber-B2C. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think holistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also syndicate compellingly. We understand that if you embrace virally then you may also mesh virtually. Without enterprise structuring, you will lack schemas. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary models and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you exploit proactively, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. Cherster6 has revolutionized the theory of bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical C2C2B C2C and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to optimize wirelessly leads to the power to recontextualize cyber-efficiently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing unplanned-for social networks? We will grow the term "backward-compatible". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our one-to-one, leading-edge best-of-breed branding but our aptitude to extend. The capability to generate robustly leads to the capacity to envisioneer magnetically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for regulating new partnerships? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise, sticky communities and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for real-time accounting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If you integrate globally, you may have to orchestrate macro-dynamically. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will architect the ability of initiatives to streamline. The metrics for value-added, fractal raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-proactive. We will maximize our ability to enable without decreasing our power to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XForms.