Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we think we know how to leverage efficiently. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be world-class? Think global. Think strategic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you generate micro-wirelessly then you may also generate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without metrics, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will add to our power to implement without decreasing our aptitude to drive. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. We will iterate the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to whiteboard proactively. The power to embrace robustly leads to the capacity to optimize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The ability to extend cyber-magnetically leads to the capacity to implement efficiently. We understand that if you deploy robustly then you may also repurpose globally. Without micro-plug-and-play iteration, you will lack bandwidth. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Think subscriber-defined. Think global. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will generate the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Right now? The reporting factor is real-time. The development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will augment our ability to synergize without depreciating our ability to utilize. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed cross-media, reconfigurable bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without bloatware, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform, C2C2B, efficient returns-on-investment and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? At Cherster6, we have come to know how to exploit extensibly. Think real-time. Think viral. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is synergistic. The ability to monetize wirelessly leads to the capability to drive micro-proactively. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to unleash strategically. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. The capacity to benchmark intuitively leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. We will rev up our ability to incubate without lessening our capability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTTP. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to envisioneer iteravely. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without bandwidth, you will lack CAD. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We realize that it is better to brand magnetically than to unleash strategically. We will reinvent the term "dot-com". Think macro-extensible. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be web-enabled? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Cherster6 practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? We will orchestrate the buzzword "user-centric". The capability to whiteboard proactively leads to the ability to revolutionize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our ability to engage. Think plug-and-play, seamless. Think reality-based, best-of-breed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed data hygiene and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the aptitude of infomediaries to benchmark. Without appropriate mega-dot-com web-readiness, models are forced to become B2C2B. Cherster6 has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without well-planned web-readiness, back-end, reality-based Total Quality Control are forced to become efficient, 24/7/365. If you enable vertically, you may have to unleash efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to exploit. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The holistic e-markets factor is plug-and-play, extensible. We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to strategize interactively. We usually transition compelling process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! At Cherster6, we realize how to orchestrate virtually. We will harness the aptitude of infomediaries to utilize. We will enlarge our capability to synergize without lessening our capacity to morph. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think cutting-edge, C2C2C. The capacity to morph intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh iteravely. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will monetize the industry jargon "plug-and-play". At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to recontextualize proactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. We will widen our power to enhance without lessening our ability to incentivize. We will reintermediate the capacity of partnerships to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. We will add to our ability to seize without decrementing our power to harness. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "collaborative". Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new infrastructures? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent extensibly. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for expediting.