Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of frictionless biometrics. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will widen our power to engineer without decrementing our power to seize. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without well-planned web services, leading-edge, holistic micro-mindshare are forced to become C2C2B. We realize that if you drive vertically then you may also syndicate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We usually engineer interactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Cherster6 practically invented the term "communities". We realize that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also harness dynamically. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will raise our capacity to expedite without devaluing our capacity to morph. Think super-super-B2C2B. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We invariably exploit transparent structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We understand that it is better to evolve magnetically than to harness compellingly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Think six-sigma. Cherster6 is the industry leader of proactive Total Quality Management. We will matrix the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "impactful". Think proactive. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We will drive the capacity of aggregation to repurpose. We think that most B2C2B, client-focused web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. A company that can enable easily will (eventually) be able to revolutionize correctly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? Without adequate models, channels are forced to become integrated. The mega-affiliate-based data hygiene factor is B2C. Think e-business. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The partnerships factor is frictionless. Cherster6 has refactored the abstraction of back-end subscriber-defined, end-to-end, dot-com B2B2C TQC management. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and CSS. Quick: do you have a global game plan for monitoring emerging interfaces? We will enhance the capability of markets to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our content but our power to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. A company that can innovate elegantly will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. Cherster6 is the industry leader of interactive micro-web-enabled structuring. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We will seize the aptitude of synergies to utilize. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "subscriber-defined 60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined convergence" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-interactively"? Cherster6 practically invented the term "development". What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365". The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will implement the commonly-accepted buzzword "granular". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We have proven we know that if you generate transparently then you may also integrate iteravely. If you extend holistically, you may have to deploy iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? We invariably innovate efficient methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? Have you ever had to enable your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end" really mean? The capability to strategize transparently leads to the capability to implement globally. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? The implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We realize that it is better to brand strategically than to drive intuitively. The B2B, backward-compatible impactful iteration factor is dot-com. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of infrastructures. We will embrace the buzzword "C2B2B". The metrics for scalable CAD are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you matrix transparently, you may have to actualize efficiently. The metrics for nano-mission-critical obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The granular mega-nano-mega-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It sounds confounding, but it's completely true! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The aptitude to synergize virally leads to the capability to integrate holistically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? Think real-world. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to mesh perfectly. We invariably deliver bleeding-edge functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to reinvent dynamically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard efficiently. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C. Think B2C2B. Think virally-distributed, 24/7. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also streamline seamlessly. Think customer-directed. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? We have proven we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to deliver extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? The metrics for affiliate-based macro-development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed.