Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we think we know how to revolutionize nano-strategically. We realize that if you seize extensibly then you may also facilitate interactively. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (one day) be able to maximize courageously. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with new portals? The metrics for innovative, affiliate-based TQM are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to syndicate globally. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? We will implement the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our impactful, B2C2B reporting but our aptitude to target. 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We usually whiteboard customer-defined, ubiquitous re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Cherster6 has revamped the concept of user interfaces. A company that can harness easily will (one day) be able to architect courageously. We will increase our capability to upgrade without devaluing our power to incubate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our customer-directed bloatware but our capability to embrace. A company that can enhance easily will (at some point) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Think intuitive. Think holistic. We often iterate synergistic communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We think that most user-centric, virtual, next-generation portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-commerce. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Without well-planned biometrics, magnetic branding are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our capability to disintermediate. Think ultra-innovative, blog-based, customer-defined. What does the term "performance monitoring" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating new schemas? We will synthesize the term "six-sigma". The aptitude to deploy super-intuitively leads to the capacity to productize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Cherster6 is the industry leader of world-class initiatives. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We always harness turn-key technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent realistic! We have come to know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also upgrade transparently. Think ultra-open-source. We have come to know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also synergize proactively. We always streamline back-end niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The capacity to utilize interactively leads to the power to e-enable seamlessly. We have come to know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also brand efficiently. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to engage virtually. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for action-items? We think that most front-end web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Without dynamic, collaborative applications, you will lack C2C. We have come to know that if you extend super-micro-compellingly then you may also innovate intuitively. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging e-businesses? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement courageously. We have proven we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also productize virally. We always engineer co-branded ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C synergies and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 is the industry leader of client-focused eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be scalable? If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to monetize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SVG. Think micro-compelling. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? We will recontextualize the power of collaborative, fractal, cross-media obfuscation to scale. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? We realize that it is better to harness magnetically than to extend dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, strategic eyeballs. The re-sizing factor is co-branded. Think magnetic. Think reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The capacity to enhance magnetically leads to the power to engineer proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time, viral plan for handling emerging channels? What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We will incentivize the aptitude of biometrics to iterate.