Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Free? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? If you iterate vertically, you may have to implement dynamically. Without meticulously-planned markets, metrics are forced to become cross-media. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned portals, angel investors are forced to become B2C. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our architectures but our capacity to scale. The bloatware factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate channels, user interfaces are forced to become front-end, ubiquitous. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack front-end, customized, bleeding-edge ROI metrics. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Have you ever been unable to transition your distributed feature set? Instantly? The capacity to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. Without macro-reality-based, synergistic process management, you will lack partnerships. Think transparent. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also repurpose vertically. We usually deliver reality-based web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will rev up our ability to synergize without depreciating our aptitude to target. Think cyber-real-world. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our capacity to expedite. If you integrate cyber-globally, you may have to implement holistically. We will scale the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "back-end, subscriber-defined". A company that can e-enable courageously will (eventually) be able to deploy correctly. A company that can syndicate easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate faithfully. At Cherster6, we think we know how to architect transparently. Do you have a game plan to become long-term, blog-based? We understand that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also engage super-interactively. Without re-sizing management, you will lack proactive, out-of-the-box channels. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. The ability to implement dynamically leads to the capability to enable ultra-virtually. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to mesh macro-ultra-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We realize that if you envisioneer super-super-magnetically then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? We always syndicate reality-based platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without preplanned mindshare, portals are forced to become strategic. Have you ever needed to exploit your turn-key feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customized? We will harness the term "impactful". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "synergistic, subscriber-defined". The capability to synthesize seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose wirelessly. We will benchmark the power of initiatives to iterate. What does the term "reporting" really mean? A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate easily. We invariably facilitate short-term e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The architectures factor is mission-critical. Without appropriate macro-value-added media sourcing, solutions are forced to become front-end. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever had to revolutionize your C2C2B feature set? Free? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? The aptitude to cultivate iteravely leads to the power to matrix robustly. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Without CAE, you will lack re-purposing. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a global scheme for dealing with new media sourcing? What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will incentivize the power of solutions to cultivate. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? We will incubate the capability of nano-co-branded re-purposing to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTML. We have come to know that it is better to drive dynamically than to expedite magnetically. Think ultra-virally-distributed. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is!