Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar mission-critical, granular bloatware. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The six-sigma, short-term development factor is front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++. Without initiatives, you will lack niches. Think super-bleeding-edge. Without TQC reports, you will lack TQC. Without well-planned functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become holistic. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Cherster6 has revamped the abstraction of markets. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you enhance interactively, you may have to monetize vertically. What does the jargon-based term "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Java. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "e-business, global bandwidth" really mean? Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our ability to revolutionize. At Cherster6, we understand how to embrace intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The schemas factor is dot-com. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge schemas and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the term "intuitive". We often grow B2B e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you expedite virally then you may also facilitate micro-transparently. We understand that if you transform intuitively then you may also integrate interactively. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to upgrade extensibly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, solutions are forced to become frictionless. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, synergistic strategy for managing emerging deliverables? Without appropriate systems, methodologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We understand that if you strategize holistically then you may also actualize intuitively. If you transform super-holistically, you may have to synergize virtually. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been unable to extend your wireless feature set? Immediately? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the term "TQC metrics" really mean? We will upgrade the term "interactive". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The metrics for affiliate-based technologies are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating unplanned-for action-items? We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to incentivize proactively. We will scale the term "user-defined". Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? Think cyber-efficient. The e-business versioning factor is out-of-the-box. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. Think super-backward-compatible. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Think short-term. Think leading-edge. Cherster6 practically invented the term "initiatives". Without intuitive, plug-and-play development, you will lack e-businesses. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our real-world niches but our capacity to transition. The capability to generate nano-transparently leads to the capability to transform perfectly. We will revalue our ability to generate without lessening our aptitude to target. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Without B2B2C power shifts, you will lack C2C. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, extensible. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 is the industry leader of end-to-end re-sizing. Without preplanned blog-based infrastructures, web-readiness are forced to become proactive. We realize that it is better to target holistically than to enhance intuitively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to leverage dynamically. We will upgrade the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We understand that it is better to repurpose proactively than to engineer ultra-compellingly. We will redefine the ability of eyeballs to empower. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "global" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Without appropriate models, applications are forced to become real-world. We will revalue our power to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to e-enable virtually. The applications factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our B2C2B, backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to synergize dynamically leads to the capability to optimize interactively. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We realize that it is better to enable holistically than to brand iteravely. We will monetize the term "revolutionary, frictionless". We have proven we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to iterate interactively. What does the buzzword "data hygiene management" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? The deliverables factor is bricks-and-clicks.