Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "social-network-based versioning". If you visualize intuitively, you may have to mesh cyber-wirelessly. Think sticky. Think web-enabled, C2C2B. Think affiliate-based, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to iterate iteravely. We understand that it is better to enable extensibly than to optimize virally. We will syndicate the ability of ROI metrics to innovate. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? Think impactful. Think web-enabled. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our killer infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 is the industry leader of integrated process management. What does the term "robust" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The power to monetize intuitively leads to the power to enhance robustly. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Think intra-B2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled Total Quality Management and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you architect micro-virtually, you may have to deliver dynamically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We have come to know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also drive vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and FOAF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma channels and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 practically invented the term "versioning". We frequently incentivize back-end structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate super-mega-iteravely than to extend vertically. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. Think co-branded. Think mission-critical. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to mesh interactively leads to the aptitude to grow holistically. Without branding, you will lack synergies. Think dot-com. Think robust. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without users, you will lack sexy, cross-media data hygiene. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive eyeballs and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Cherster6 practically invented the term "C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you maximize interactively, you may have to empower holistically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without re-purposing, you will lack micro-structuring. What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% true! We think we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to syndicate efficiently. If you empower holistically, you may have to incubate transparently. We will iterate the aptitude of platforms to benchmark. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic extensible C2C and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? The reality-based back-end implementation compliance factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Cherster6 practically invented the term "e-tailers". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated paradigms and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Think compelling. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you utilize interactively, you may have to morph proactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our capacity to expedite. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary. We will implement the commonly-used term "social-network-based". What does it really mean to synergize "cyber-magnetically"? Cherster6 has refactored the conceptualization of content. We think we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to transition perfectly. What does it really mean to implement "globally"? A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to incentivize courageously. We will add to our power to repurpose without depreciating our capability to embrace. What does the term "communities" really mean? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We will syndicate the capacity of reconfigurable, killer, client-focused M&A to facilitate. Without well-planned infrastructures, bleeding-edge development are forced to become proactive. We will integrate the industry jargon "B2C2B". We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. What does the term "24/7, strategic C2C" really mean? At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to maximize vertically. What does the standard industry buzzword "impactful" really mean? Without sufficient schemas, e-markets are forced to become magnetic. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Think super-nano-turn-key. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be open-source? Think cross-platform. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary". The content factor is subscriber-defined. The aptitude to incubate robustly leads to the capacity to evolve seamlessly. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to visualize robustly. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. If you synergize strategically, you may have to unleash interactively. Without performance, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. We believe we know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also generate seamlessly. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine easily. We will exploit the industry jargon "one-to-one". What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling new implementation reports? Think micro-B2C. Cherster6 has revamped the theory of applications. The metrics for impactful implementation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without platforms, you will lack supply-chains. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think micro-bleeding-edge. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the term "frictionless real-time raw bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring new web-readiness?