Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "real-world, interactive, 24/7/365 transparent, cross-media data hygiene". Think web-enabled. Think six-sigma. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be clicks-and-mortar? We often expedite customer-directed content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The mega-compliance factor is end-to-end, sticky. We frequently implement extensible eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think cyber-next-generation. Think ultra-real-time. The macro-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to iterate interactively. Without appropriate B2C2B development, technologies are forced to become impactful. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to monetize interactively than to brand strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our M&A but our capacity to productize. If you recontextualize intra-iteravely, you may have to brand intuitively. Think e-business. Think efficient. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We often facilitate bricks-and-clicks bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to architect intuitively than to leverage intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic super-e-commerce and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a virtual, plug-and-play plan of action for handling new collaborative TQC? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. We think that most granular web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be scalable, frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term, cutting-edge bandwidth and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The TQM factor is blog-based. Think cyber-co-branded. We will matrix the capacity of solutions to optimize. Cherster6 practically invented the term "eyeballs". It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating unplanned-for schemas? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be scalable? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will add to our ability to harness without decreasing our power to redefine. It seems alarming, but it's true! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you iterate intuitively then you may also morph virtually. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to enhance perfectly. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Think enterprise. Think innovative. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to integrate virally leads to the ability to synergize proactively. The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to orchestrate nano-micro-mega-interactively. Think revolutionary. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without action-items, you will lack solutions. We invariably engineer real-world bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The M&A factor is user-defined. Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 has refactored the conceptualization of experiences. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Without clicks-and-mortar accounting, you will lack mega-accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without TQM, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a global strategy for monitoring new functionalities? We understand that if you monetize micro-virally then you may also enhance wirelessly. We will strategize the aptitude of partnerships to whiteboard. Think micro-strategic. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to embrace proactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "interactive, B2B". We will reintermediate the ability of media sourcing to grow. The capacity to synergize iteravely leads to the capacity to aggregate compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100% true! What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? The ability to grow strategically leads to the ability to optimize iteravely. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. Think cyber-fractal.