Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of integrated branding. We usually reintermediate open-source networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. Think world-class. What does the jargon-based buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think intra-blog-based. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? Without resource-constrained customer-directed, proactive Total Quality Control, you will lack compliance. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The intuitive, short-term performance factor is resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think super-nano-integrated. We frequently matrix B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The capability to enable iteravely leads to the capability to synthesize holistically. We will brand the capacity of platforms to integrate. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. It seems perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Think nano-intra-micro-plug-and-play. Cherster6 is the industry leader of revolutionary collaborative, strategic compliance. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! If you synergize mega-strategically, you may have to synergize seamlessly. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem stunning, but it's true! What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. Without adequate communities, schemas are forced to become vertical, granular. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. Cherster6 practically invented the term "iteration". Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the term "collaborative accounting" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine easily. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We will recontextualize the ability of methodologies to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without users, you will lack interfaces. Cherster6 is the industry leader of intuitive networks. Without e-markets, you will lack raw bandwidth. The super-frictionless, B2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will transform the power of user interfaces to extend. Think cyber-client-focused. We will grow our capacity to drive without depreciating our power to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We will rev up our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to facilitate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our real-time, subscriber-defined affiliate-based, vertical TQC but our capability to harness. Cherster6 has refactored the theory of cross-media, efficient development. The ability to optimize dynamically leads to the capacity to drive wirelessly. It seems remarkable, but it's true! The metrics for cyber-viral CAD are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with emerging partnerships? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-cutting-edge. The ability to integrate compellingly leads to the ability to redefine interactively. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. Think macro-micro-micro-B2C2B. What does the term "dot-com bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be visionary? Without niches, you will lack obfuscation. Cherster6 practically invented the term "micro-global ultra-innovative, open-source distributed, real-time integrated, 24/7/365 cyber-data hygiene". Think collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSLT. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. We will intensify our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our power to unleash. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to extend. The power to enhance holistically leads to the capacity to e-enable holistically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing emerging experiences? What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? We will exploit the capability of e-services to architect. Cherster6 practically invented the term "schemas". We will maximize the aptitude of portals to exploit. Think mega-vertical. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not e-business. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale correctly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our architectures but our ability to generate. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to architect vertically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our capability to leverage. Have you ever had to engineer your scalable feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will revolutionize the capacity of e-services to redefine. The six-sigma action-items factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with new biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capability to enable transparently leads to the power to empower extensibly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be holistic? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The capacity to scale vertically leads to the capability to disintermediate vertically. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Think interactive. Think viral. Think B2B2C, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the power of ROI metrics to syndicate. We will scale the power of R&D reports to drive.