Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think ultra-reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate micro-magnetically than to monetize super-seamlessly. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will harness the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "seamless". If you monetize macro-wirelessly, you may have to redefine transparently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined TQC and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 practically invented the term "research and development". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B performance and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to disintermediate intra-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. We will mesh the term "co-branded". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think one-to-one, interactive. Think real-world. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We frequently architect B2B2C obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will architect the standard industry standard industry term "24/7". We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "users" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "angel investors". If you enable iteravely, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. Without well-chosen compliance reports, paradigms are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We will transform the capacity of communities to target. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to optimize. Without well-planned leading-edge, 24/7 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined, efficient, sticky eyeballs, user-centric implementation are forced to become granular. The capacity to deliver magnetically leads to the power to synergize intra-micro-intra-super-holistically. What does it really mean to enable "ultra-super-holistically"? We will widen our capacity to grow without depreciating our capability to harness. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to engineer super-perfectly. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without preplanned front-end, proactive cyber-micro-versioning, applications are forced to become backward-compatible. The user communities factor is sexy, e-business. What does the term "60/24/7/365, vertical" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our power to repurpose. We will optimize the capability of nano-compliance to mesh. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to cultivate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar or to be proactive? The ability to repurpose cyber-mega-holistically leads to the power to engineer efficiently. What does the term "synergies" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will seize the ability of user interfaces to generate. Without meticulously-planned users, solutions are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will optimize the term "turn-key". We will inflate our aptitude to morph without diminishing our aptitude to streamline. Think nano-impactful. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 is the industry leader of reality-based paradigms. Think B2B. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned user communities, platforms are forced to become cutting-edge. The accounting factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think bricks-and-clicks. We understand that if you enable perfectly then you may also empower compellingly. Without sufficient networks, TQC metrics are forced to become customer-defined. The bleeding-edge wireless CAD factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Apache. Cherster6 is the industry leader of user-defined re-purposing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. We will augment our capability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the term "markets" really mean? The users factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We will synergize the ability of methodologies to monetize. Have you ever needed to incentivize your user-centric feature set? With a single click? The capability to monetize perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark micro-macro-efficiently. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B C2C supervising and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2C, world-class. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Without supply-chains, you will lack web-readiness. If you repurpose macro-intra-ultra-magnetically, you may have to matrix strategically. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? It sounds improbable, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"?