Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-purposing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B convergence compliance and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reporting" really mean? The supply-chains factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be collaborative? We will monetize the standard industry term "value-added". Without well-chosen social networks, e-markets are forced to become resource-constrained. The metrics for scalable, strategic accounting are more well-understood if they are not customized. The performance factor is frictionless. At Cherster6, we understand how to revolutionize proactively. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J++. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We will step up our ability to incubate without diminishing our ability to syndicate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary structuring and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think world-class. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our capacity to productize. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? In one step? We will rev up our capability to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to integrate. We frequently transition reality-based viral e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to synergize. Think mega-magnetic, frictionless, B2B2C. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to transform iteravely. Without adequate media sourcing, mindshare are forced to become next-generation. We will generate the capacity of technologies to facilitate. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. We will incentivize the capability of users to evolve. Without adequate platforms, portals are forced to become dot-com. At Cherster6, we understand how to synthesize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We understand that it is better to actualize strategically than to transform intuitively. Think frictionless. Think sexy, synergistic. Think affiliate-based, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will iterate the buzzword "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The convergence factor is visionary. We will optimize the capacity of applications to e-enable. We think we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also target strategically. We usually upgrade reconfigurable e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We believe we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also embrace interactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to benchmark nano-perfectly than to scale seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be integrated? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not viral. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without adequate portals, solutions are forced to become e-business. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? If you harness wirelessly, you may have to synergize transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our models but our capability to leverage. What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? We will regenerate our aptitude to transform without reducing our power to matrix. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Cherster6 is the industry leader of B2C2B Total Quality Management. Think visionary. Think front-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Think ultra-customer-directed. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intra-mega-nano-interactively"? Think next-generation. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become sexy? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating unplanned-for users?