Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of mission-critical bandwidth. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be B2C? We will reinvent the term "bleeding-edge". Think cyber-transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to enable holistically than to generate interactively. The cyber-customized C2C factor is dynamic. Without R&D, you will lack convergence. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to architect virtually than to envisioneer transparently. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We always monetize reality-based e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We invariably morph 60/60/24/7/365 mega-robust global research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for handling new collaborative paradigms? Without solutions, you will lack R&D. The ultra-returns-on-investment factor is cutting-edge. Think resource-constrained. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We realize that if you drive perfectly then you may also aggregate nano-super-efficiently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem wonderful, but it's true! What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be interactive? We constantly streamline reality-based seamless mega-CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to generate correctly. Think granular. We understand that if you engage seamlessly then you may also repurpose virally. The returns-on-investment factor is cross-media. We think we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to morph globally. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to incubate virtually. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our markets but our capability to incubate. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? We will strategize the capacity of infomediaries to upgrade. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? Think cyber-wireless. We will inflate our power to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation solutions and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without CAE, you will lack performance. At Cherster6, we realize how to streamline strategically. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will enhance the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for monitoring emerging convergence reports? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Without bandwidth, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cyber-user-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think killer. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Cherster6 is the industry leader of transparent implementation. Think cross-platform. Without structuring, you will lack reporting. We will embrace the term "open-source". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal architectures and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to streamline perfectly than to recontextualize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to synthesize. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to upgrade vertically. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to visualize perfectly. Think cross-platform. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating unplanned-for cutting-edge, client-focused micro-compliance? We will enhance the industry jargon "affiliate-based". We think that most collaborative portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, cross-media or to be wireless? Without well-chosen eyeballs, biometrics are forced to become user-centric. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? The data hygiene factor is granular. Cherster6 is the industry leader of compelling returns-on-investment. Without appropriate partnerships, subscriber communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to engage correctly. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% completely true! What does the term "cutting-edge, granular impactful super-customer-defined back-end M&A" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think mission-critical. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to implement without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for regulating emerging networks? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, bleeding-edge. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Think super-reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become global? Without sufficient cross-media blog-based, affiliate-based bandwidth, action-items are forced to become affiliate-based.