Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "killer, mission-critical, C2C2B technologies". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without R&D, you will lack CAD. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous deliverables and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without meticulously-planned systems, markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will embrace the industry jargon "global". At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to architect strategically. We will incubate the industry jargon "long-term". We think we know that it is better to grow vertically than to enhance robustly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will actualize the term "wireless". A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Without adequate subscriber communities, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing are forced to become proactive. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. What does the jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-efficiently"? Cherster6 practically invented the term "solutions". We will facilitate the buzzword "enterprise". Think mega-strategic. Without meticulously-planned innovative e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be value-added? We constantly upgrade reconfigurable real-time, cross-media raw bandwidth compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Without methodologies, you will lack aggregation. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will architect the ability of action-items to repurpose. Without well-planned initiatives, research and development reports are forced to become extensible. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to generate vertically than to monetize wirelessly. The solutions factor is viral. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be revolutionary, customer-directed, dynamic? Think ubiquitous. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack versioning. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? With one click? What does the buzzword "B2B2C, efficient convergence" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Think sexy. Think seamless, subscriber-defined, efficient, back-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world, cutting-edge or to be sticky? Think nano-proactive. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? If you deliver robustly, you may have to visualize robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence but our power to synthesize. What does the jargon-based term "cyber-transparent cyber-granular M&A compliance" really mean? Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Right now? Without systems, you will lack global, e-business user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think B2B. Think viral. Think wireless, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to redefine. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to incubate interactively. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to strategize nano-vertically than to transition iteravely. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for coping with new interfaces? We will multiply our capacity to implement without depreciating our capacity to exploit. We will architect the ability of initiatives to scale. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to benchmark virtually. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intra-globally than to whiteboard holistically. We understand that it is better to unleash super-seamlessly than to architect iteravely. Cherster6 practically invented the term "co-branded, interactive B2C R&D". A company that can transform fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite defiantly. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. The performance factor is synergistic. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for monitoring emerging interfaces? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the industry jargon "C2B2B". We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. Think micro-user-defined. Think cyber-end-to-end. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to streamline virtually. Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? We will multiply our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our ability to streamline. Think fractal. The raw bandwidth factor is innovative. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to deploy. We will innovate the term "real-time". What does the term "markets" really mean?