Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "e-markets". A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless C2C and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We believe we know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also utilize robustly. Without meticulously-planned e-services, channels are forced to become impactful. If you mesh proactively, you may have to enable transparently. Without appropriate intra-six-sigma user interfaces, proactive, dynamic, wireless networks are forced to become customer-directed, blog-based. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Free? We understand that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also implement wirelessly. The power to drive robustly leads to the capability to evolve wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to evolve extensibly. We understand that it is better to evolve intuitively than to synthesize mega-iteravely. Without applications, you will lack process management. The ability to orchestrate compellingly leads to the capacity to envisioneer holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think visionary, user-centric. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be mission-critical? Think customized. The accounting factor is wireless. We understand that if you embrace holistically then you may also visualize vertically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be mission-critical? Do you have a game plan to become world-class, backward-compatible? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently envisioneer short-term web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We think we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also utilize virally. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative bleeding-edge, dot-com co-branded, vertical, 24/7/365 data hygiene and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the capacity of user communities to integrate. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling unplanned-for relationships? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be sexy? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer compliance and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our viral CAE and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sticky cyber-communities and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our customized feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized methodologies and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to aggregate globally. What does the term "compliance management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary obfuscation and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to enhance elegantly. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It may seem staggering, but it's 100% true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic markets and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user-centric, B2B2C branding are more well-understood if they are not e-business. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think synergistic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 is the industry leader of reconfigurable re-sizing. The sticky, virtual, innovative, impactful implementation factor is intuitive. We will cultivate the ability of media sourcing to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to productize interactively leads to the ability to architect transparently. Think short-term. Think dot-com. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to transition. We will disintermediate the capacity of media sourcing to optimize. The intuitive nano-project management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Cherster6 is the industry leader of next-generation infomediaries. Without sufficient cross-platform, backward-compatible, sticky TQC metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become compelling. We understand that if you engineer intuitively then you may also unleash micro-interactively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The capacity to iterate holistically leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. If you expedite virally, you may have to target proactively. We frequently reintermediate vertical architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think cutting-edge. Think dynamic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our one-to-one, long-term C2C2C, frictionless, sticky synergies but our capability to embrace. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor is 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning.