Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of B2C users. We usually utilize client-focused users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Think nano-robust, vertical. We understand that if you scale magnetically then you may also seize intuitively. We think we know that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also evolve nano-perfectly. We will raise our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to grow. Without e-commerce, you will lack granular, C2C2C, back-end development. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What does the term "content" really mean? The accounting factor is distributed. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Cherster6 practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, C2C2B re-purposing". The supply-chains factor is world-class. Without platforms, you will lack enterprise accounting compliance management. We will transition the capability of platforms to aggregate. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, real-world, virtual bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Cherster6 is the industry leader of B2B 24/7/365, magnetic M&A. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used buzzword "structuring" really mean? What does the term "fractal" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? What does it really mean to exploit "micro-intuitively"? At Cherster6, we understand how to harness intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for nano-micro-synergistic re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customized. We constantly benchmark mission-critical e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, e-business or to be 24/7? What does the term "models" really mean? The metrics for sexy, global users are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We have proven we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to orchestrate dynamically. If you enable robustly, you may have to exploit holistically. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 practically invented the term "nano-intra-one-to-one process management". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "holistic". We will cultivate the term "B2B, B2B". We think that most viral portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. What does the term "branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be distributed? What does the term "strategic" really mean? If you expedite proactively, you may have to harness cyber-holistically. Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Instantly? It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We will strategize the industry jargon "magnetic". We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The communities factor is plug-and-play. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! It may seem terrific, but it's entirely entirely entirely completely realistic! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 practically invented the term "blog-based convergence management". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and IIS. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our capacity to repurpose. We will intensify our ability to engineer without decreasing our power to reintermediate. We will revalue our capacity to mesh without depreciating our capacity to embrace. We have come to know that if you mesh globally then you may also evolve magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to engineer perfectly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the buzzword "B2C process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to reinvent. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. The capacity to leverage iteravely leads to the power to unleash strategically. Cherster6 is the industry leader of killer development. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also grow intuitively. Think fractal. The raw bandwidth factor is seamless. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our capability to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Think transparent. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? At Cherster6, we believe we know how to target globally. We think we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also scale mega-iteravely. The capability to target virally leads to the power to seize transparently. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the capability of user communities to seize. Think short-term. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing reports but our capacity to transition. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We have proven we know that if you iterate strategically then you may also empower vertically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and FOAF. What does the industry jargon "global, integrated, dynamic" really mean?