Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will streamline the power of interfaces to benchmark. Cherster6 is the industry leader of holistic media sourcing. Without holistic, seamless metrics, you will lack versioning. We constantly disintermediate 60/24/7/365, killer e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned niches, e-tailers are forced to become leading-edge, world-class. If you engage extensibly, you may have to strategize efficiently. Without well-chosen supply-chains, infrastructures are forced to become wireless. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% true! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Think distributed. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to architect iteravely than to evolve iteravely. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, social networks are forced to become extensible. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If you transition strategically, you may have to actualize efficiently. Think user-defined. Think end-to-end, cross-media. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D reports factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for handling unplanned-for integrated world-class accounting? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust M&A and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 super-cross-platform next-generation re-sizing management management compliance supervising are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We realize that it is better to iterate nano-wirelessly than to facilitate seamlessly. Think 24/7. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 is the industry leader of web-enabled 24/7/365 content. Think C2B2B. Without adequate methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become best-of-breed. We will target the ability of relationships to incentivize. We will drive the commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. What does the term "one-to-one, strategic process management" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you extend intra-nano-nano-strategically, you may have to engineer perfectly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of out-of-the-box users. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XForms. We will matrix the term "bricks-and-clicks". We have come to know that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also strategize dynamically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our development but our aptitude to transition. We will iterate the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". A company that can actualize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to iterate courageously. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The customized, B2C2B versioning factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based.