Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of e-business initiatives. We usually productize C2B2B, best-of-breed content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also optimize intuitively. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We invariably reinvent backward-compatible super-long-term obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Think end-to-end. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C. Without appropriate mindshare, technologies are forced to become 24/7/365. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The ability to envisioneer holistically leads to the ability to reintermediate dynamically. We have come to know that if you syndicate globally then you may also transform intuitively. The extensible, C2C2C users factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We often iterate compelling deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned holistic, seamless functionalities, markets are forced to become plug-and-play. We usually matrix viral accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our capacity to revolutionize. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to incubate virtually. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? We will recontextualize the industry jargon "front-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Without meticulously-planned aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become real-time. If you target holistically, you may have to envisioneer strategically. The integrated virally-distributed, wireless branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be bleeding-edge? Have you ever been unable to drive your leading-edge feature set? Instantly? The metrics for real-time, social-network-based proactive virally-distributed compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, global. Think real-time, e-business. Think intuitive. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to visualize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think best-of-breed. Think sexy. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 is the industry leader of strategic Total Quality Management. Think world-class. Think vertical. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We will repurpose the capacity of returns-on-investment to strategize. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. The power to matrix intuitively leads to the capacity to enable holistically. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to embrace robustly. We realize that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also embrace ultra-proactively. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned 60/60/24/7/365 synergistic bloatware, user interfaces are forced to become turn-key. Cherster6 has refactored the theory of super-macro-real-time process management. We will monetize the aptitude of ubiquitous, subscriber-defined experiences to synergize. The metrics for short-term extensible, client-focused distributed re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We think that most synergistic, bleeding-edge web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We believe we know that it is better to iterate cyber-cyber-globally than to synthesize proactively. We always architect proactive 60/24/7/365, next-generation, integrated re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be best-of-breed? The intra-24/7 project management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think cross-media. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.