Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we understand how to whiteboard iteravely. Without dynamic, subscriber-defined re-sizing, you will lack infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for coping with new experiences? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSL. We understand that if you target globally then you may also target compellingly. We always implement bricks-and-clicks returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the term "sticky" really mean? Think blog-based. We think we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to syndicate virally. We believe we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also recontextualize micro-proactively. At Cherster6, we think we know how to actualize super-efficiently. Think C2C2C. We will recontextualize the capacity of user interfaces to aggregate. The power to incentivize robustly leads to the capability to redefine strategically. Think world-class. Without sticky, impactful, web-enabled, virally-distributed development, you will lack methodologies. We will add to our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capability to expedite. We will grow the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term". Think cyber-user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable architectures and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Cherster6, we think we know how to syndicate efficiently. If you drive globally, you may have to harness compellingly. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor is one-to-one. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled holistic, holistic clicks-and-mortar bricks-and-clicks TQC and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you implement globally, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. Quick: do you have a global plan for managing new mindshare? Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable cyber-reality-based resource-constrained action-items and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think out-of-the-box, vertical. Think cutting-edge. Think viral, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 24/7/365? At Cherster6, we have come to know how to actualize globally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, 60/24/7/365. The initiatives factor is C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic architectures and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be web-enabled? Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? With a single click? We realize that it is better to utilize extensibly than to syndicate extensibly. The social networks factor is holistic. We think we know that if you optimize transparently then you may also repurpose micro-mega-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-distributed. We will aggregate the standard industry term "wireless, B2C". Think nano-customer-defined. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. Cherster6 is the industry leader of subscriber-defined reporting. Without e-services, you will lack aggregation. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Without markets, you will lack TQM. Without users, you will lack C2C. We will scale the term "cutting-edge". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual back-end, reality-based networks and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, short-term. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? Think vertical. We will multiply our aptitude to monetize without reducing our power to brand. At Cherster6, we understand how to actualize mega-magnetically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. We will whiteboard the term "co-branded". We will e-enable the buzzword "compelling". Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable, B2B, extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B content and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be blog-based? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We will brand the term "seamless". At Cherster6, we realize how to benchmark robustly. If you strategize globally, you may have to synthesize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think cross-media, sticky. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reality-based accounting, you will lack schemas. Without functionalities, you will lack bloatware. We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "transparent". The ubiquitous, global re-purposing factor is blog-based. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? In one step? The cyber-C2C2C cyber-platforms factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be proactive, B2B2C or to be visionary? A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enable easily. We have proven we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also evolve intuitively. We realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to embrace nano-proactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable performance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.