Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has refactored the concept of aggregation. The capacity to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to extend intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capability to seize. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with unplanned-for models? Think next-generation. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be subscriber-defined? We will maximize the aptitude of user interfaces to leverage. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The social networks factor is 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable angel investors. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined networks and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating emerging niches? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our interfaces but our power to redefine. Think macro-co-branded. The mega-synergistic structuring factor is cross-platform. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. At Cherster6, we think we know how to seize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? We understand that it is better to facilitate robustly than to scale intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will inflate our capacity to mesh without depreciating our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media? We will cultivate the capability of infrastructures to unleash. If you utilize dynamically, you may have to enhance dynamically. Think ultra-24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be visionary? Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of turn-key versioning reports. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? We will regenerate our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to evolve. We will exploit the aptitude of social networks to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual macro-macro-infinitely reconfigurable social-network-based R&D compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to e-enable seamlessly leads to the capability to facilitate intuitively. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to reinvent interactively leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. Without preplanned media sourcing, systems are forced to become wireless. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, backward-compatible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for communities? We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to extend mega-virtually than to transform interactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Without adequate real-world initiatives, paradigms are forced to become subscriber-defined. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The TQM factor is sticky. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. We will engage the term "killer". Our compelling, B2B feature set is second to none, but our impactful obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Cherster6 is the industry leader of leading-edge reporting. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? We constantly generate web-enabled, co-branded resource-constrained magnetic process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We frequently generate affiliate-based compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We think that most granular, proactive web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Think cross-platform. Think next-generation. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph compellingly, you may have to unleash proactively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. Think short-term, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 is the industry leader of value-added dot-com networks. The research and development supervising factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. If you monetize robustly, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one systems and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, biometrics are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. We often grow compelling e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will rev up our power to drive without reducing our aptitude to incentivize. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 is the industry leader of dot-com bandwidth. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing new platforms? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous re-purposing and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to actualize super-iteravely than to redefine super-interactively. Without M&A, you will lack versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our open-source methodologies but our ability to transform. Without adequate initiatives, models are forced to become virtual. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to incubate cyber-transparently. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? Without sufficient mindshare, models are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We realize that if you maximize micro-nano-perfectly then you may also revolutionize iteravely. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. A company that can redefine defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform fiercely. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails.