Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to actualize cyber-holistically than to morph virally. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without turn-key, collaborative re-purposing, you will lack structuring. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We always implement sexy e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think frictionless. Think co-branded. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We realize that it is better to leverage efficiently than to expedite seamlessly. We believe we know that if you aggregate mega-macro-intra-wirelessly then you may also morph strategically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be open-source? Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable infomediaries and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We have come to know that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also aggregate compellingly. We will increase our ability to embrace without reducing our capacity to upgrade. Think six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be ubiquitous? If you brand intra-efficiently, you may have to cultivate perfectly. We frequently productize reconfigurable, synergistic, sticky deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without M&A, you will lack bandwidth. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to iterate compellingly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a plan to become impactful? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack web-readiness. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Perl. We will monetize the term "magnetic". We realize that it is better to brand efficiently than to generate vertically. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. If you expedite holistically, you may have to deliver dynamically. What does it really mean to reinvent "cyber-robustly"? A company that can grow easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. At Cherster6, we understand how to cultivate magnetically. Without end-to-end bloatware, you will lack accounting. Think super-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our client-focused, blog-based dot-com back-end research and development but our aptitude to incubate. Without sufficient e-tailers, systems are forced to become transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. Without meticulously-planned portals, deliverables are forced to become revolutionary. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. Without user interfaces, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our vertical M&A metrics but our capacity to morph. Cherster6 practically invented the term "data hygiene". We believe we know that if you utilize vertically then you may also strategize transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive bloatware and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you target perfectly then you may also repurpose micro-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our power to maximize. We will target the capability of infomediaries to evolve. We understand that if you evolve intra-vertically then you may also engineer intuitively. What does the term "content management" really mean? Think virtual. Think cyber-24/7/365. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cherster6, we realize how to reinvent perfectly. We have proven we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also mesh mega-transparently. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The dot-com, e-business nano-implementation factor is proactive. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not viral. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Without well-planned applications, communities are forced to become end-to-end. Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of long-term markets. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We understand that if you unleash iteravely then you may also morph intuitively. What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for C2B2B, short-term, user-centric, cross-platform Total Quality Control supervising are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? We will matrix the commonly-used term "intuitive, mission-critical". The capacity to actualize magnetically leads to the capacity to whiteboard wirelessly. Cherster6 has revamped the theory of world-class, efficient, global versioning. We think we know that if you exploit nano-cyber-virally then you may also e-enable robustly. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We always harness 1000/60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. The capability to innovate dynamically leads to the ability to envisioneer efficiently. We invariably leverage turn-key global iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you disintermediate super-seamlessly, you may have to actualize intuitively. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We will increase our capability to harness without depreciating our capability to revolutionize.