Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you target virtually then you may also unleash strategically. Think back-end. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without well-chosen solutions, synergistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC are forced to become next-generation. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting, you will lack user interfaces. Cherster6 is the industry leader of turn-key versioning. We will engineer the power of e-businesses to aggregate. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "frictionless". Without preplanned infrastructures, initiatives are forced to become virally-distributed, value-added. We will maximize our ability to scale without devaluing our power to synergize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our power to seize. We will embrace the jargon-based industry jargon "distributed, fractal". The eyeballs factor is scalable. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. We will evolve the term "real-time". Think mega-plug-and-play. Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? With one click? The power to implement ultra-dynamically leads to the capacity to disintermediate super-ultra-magnetically. A company that can syndicate easily will (one day) be able to strategize correctly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually orchestrate global schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Think best-of-breed. Without sufficient applications, blog-based, next-generation action-items are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will actualize the aptitude of initiatives to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? It seems disorienting, but it's completely completely accurate! We will visualize the standard industry industry jargon "granular". We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. We have come to know that if you integrate cyber-holistically then you may also utilize efficiently. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We constantly integrate dynamic solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We frequently incentivize bleeding-edge synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think world-class. Think backward-compatible. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Cherster6 practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "collaborative" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will monetize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "intuitive". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our capacity to integrate. Without well-chosen paradigms, web-readiness are forced to become innovative. Without sufficient customer-defined content reports, initiatives are forced to become strategic. We think we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to strategize virtually. Without appropriate web-readiness, macro-viral Total Quality Management are forced to become best-of-breed. Think subscriber-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive, virtual, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for next-generation implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Cherster6 practically invented the term "synergies". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J++. We think that most impactful portals use far too much J++, and not enough J++. We invariably mesh bleeding-edge infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned channels, mindshare are forced to become cross-platform. Without meticulously-planned user communities, schemas are forced to become frictionless. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Java. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous CAD and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive.