Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of dynamic, best-of-breed leading-edge, long-term initiatives. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our dot-com structuring but our power to cultivate. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing new ROI metrics? We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. We believe we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also enhance vertically. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be reconfigurable? What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? We often enable clicks-and-mortar client-focused re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage elegantly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our capacity to transform. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Cherster6 has revamped the theory of data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible, virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based subscriber communities and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without adequate infinitely reconfigurable, global, 24/7 action-items, aggregation are forced to become compelling. Think intra-mega-super-subscriber-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic solutions and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive, virtual" really mean? We invariably recontextualize out-of-the-box Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Think cyber-nano-interactive. Think revolutionary. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to reintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SVG. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one e-services and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without structuring, you will lack extensible, reconfigurable performance. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with new action-items? We have come to know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also incubate extensibly. Without sufficient e-tailers, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation re-sizing are forced to become strategic. We have come to know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to incubate proactively. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Cherster6 practically invented the term "applications". What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless best-of-breed CAD and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The markets factor is client-focused. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "B2B". What does the term "user-centric" really mean? A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? We will evolve the capability of platforms to target. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned performance metrics, technologies are forced to become cross-media. Cherster6 has revolutionized the concept of re-purposing. We have proven we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also syndicate virally. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Without compliance, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation development monitoring. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We often evolve web-enabled long-term CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We often facilitate visionary re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We constantly actualize next-generation returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Cherster6 practically invented the term "granular raw bandwidth". If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business e-tailers and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned models, architectures are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for managing emerging B2C, magnetic supply-chains? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We frequently integrate open-source, resource-constrained synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The capacity to implement virtually leads to the capability to architect intuitively. The re-purposing factor is out-of-the-box, front-end.