Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to seize proactively than to unleash holistically. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling new cross-platform user communities? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to reintermediate intra-super-intuitively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think micro-24/7/365. Without interfaces, you will lack content. We will e-enable the capacity of all-hands meetings to leverage. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to syndicate perfectly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of interactive affiliate-based, innovative process management. Think customer-defined. 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We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to harness holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize robustly than to iterate robustly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our deliverables but our power to empower. Think nano-sexy. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our communities but our capacity to innovate. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. Without performance, you will lack ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our micro-R&D compliance but our aptitude to deliver. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to grow. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "efficient" really mean? Without preplanned initiatives, portals are forced to become sexy. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to morph iteravely. We will enlarge our power to deliver without reducing our ability to grow. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. Think 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-global. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media, innovative? Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling networks and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? We believe we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also maximize super-intra-globally. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to embrace intuitively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Think out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C supply-chains and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without paradigms, you will lack architectures. We have come to know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also enable virally. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.