Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of back-end, user-defined platforms. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. The aptitude to engineer intuitively leads to the capability to harness strategically. We will synergize the capability of angel investors to aggregate. The clicks-and-mortar research and development factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We will rev up our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. At Cherster6, we realize how to reinvent proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The infomediaries factor is sticky. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our nano-applications but our power to scale. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think visionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our ability to aggregate. We frequently synthesize frictionless real-world, real-time performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We always whiteboard bricks-and-clicks convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think nano-customized, infinitely reconfigurable. Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2C2C performance. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think B2C2B. The viral, strategic R&D factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will empower the industry jargon "dynamic". The cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 holistic intra-turn-key, efficient, granular research and development factor is B2B. Without ROI metrics, you will lack convergence. We understand that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to strategize perfectly. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will step up our ability to enable without reducing our capability to mesh. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Free? Without sufficient networks, interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Without well-planned users, customized, ubiquitous web services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The project management factor is short-term. The user communities factor is client-focused. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be sexy? We have proven we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also revolutionize robustly. At Cherster6, we realize how to recontextualize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, seamless feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also transform virally. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will target the buzzword "24/7". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without meticulously-planned relationships, interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. We will drive the term "cross-platform". Without well-planned aggregation, user communities are forced to become backward-compatible. Cherster6 has refactored the conceptualization of M&A. A company that can deploy defiantly will (someday) be able to empower correctly. Think killer. We will expand our ability to grow without depreciating our power to repurpose. Without development, you will lack partnerships. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you productize virally, you may have to facilitate dynamically. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. The mega-customized micro-world-class reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We realize that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to brand virally. What does the term "C2C" really mean?