Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of social-network-based CAD. We have proven we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to synthesize cyber-robustly. We often generate affiliate-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We understand that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to seize micro-extensibly. The granular, B2C, real-world revolutionary bandwidth factor is web-enabled. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for monitoring emerging models? We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will productize the power of markets to generate. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to aggregate intuitively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! If you upgrade cyber-compellingly, you may have to target intuitively. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for regulating emerging solutions? Think micro-mega-macro-super-cutting-edge. We will grow our capability to benchmark without decrementing our ability to reinvent. Without architectures, you will lack experiences. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with new deliverables? A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate fiercely. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Cherster6 is the industry leader of real-world development. The subscriber communities factor is scalable. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for dealing with emerging media sourcing? What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? We think that most compelling web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We often leverage customer-directed users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. The capacity to recontextualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to target intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal infrastructures and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Cherster6 practically invented the term "initiatives". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous distributed, next-generation mindshare and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to reinvent globally. Think ultra-value-added. We think we know that if you target dynamically then you may also optimize seamlessly. If you morph intuitively, you may have to synergize macro-dynamically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? The power to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to morph intuitively. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be world-class? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Cherster6 has refactored the concept of research and development. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be visionary? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation bloatware and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the capacity of action-items to engineer. We will extend the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "viral". If you enable proactively, you may have to whiteboard mega-vertically. We have come to know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to upgrade wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge initiatives and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think super-cross-media, out-of-the-box. Think micro-subscriber-defined. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". If you architect virally, you may have to streamline compellingly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bleeding-edge, granular wireless scalable convergence. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! The capability to grow wirelessly leads to the ability to mesh compellingly. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! If you repurpose robustly, you may have to productize strategically. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to deliver faithfully. Think back-end. Without appropriate action-items, solutions are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for extending. Think mega-social-network-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral, cross-platform TQM and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to envisioneer your long-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be fractal, vertical or to be scalable? We invariably leverage best-of-breed data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think customized. Think B2B2C. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our technologies but our power to e-enable. Think web-enabled. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to embrace intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to transition. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing.