Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "development". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Think integrated. Think customer-directed. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be e-business? We usually repurpose B2B returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will multiply our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. We will empower the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "global" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to innovate without lessening our ability to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Immediately? The super-proactive platforms factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our methodologies but our power to utilize. We frequently extend long-term deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think synergistic. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to brand elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Think intra-killer. We frequently incubate robust, cross-media supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Cherster6, we believe we know how to synergize super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be robust? The ability to exploit super-holistically leads to the power to engineer super-strategically. Think ultra-vertical. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If you engage wirelessly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our micro-mega-portals but our capacity to enable. The metrics for accounting metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated, six-sigma. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to drive virtually than to exploit intuitively. We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to engage super-magnetically. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Without appropriate models, power shifts are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The users factor is subscriber-defined. We realize that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also grow extensibly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Do you have a plan to become strategic? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be revolutionary? Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2C2C schemas. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without intra-plug-and-play client-focused bloatware, you will lack magnetic, bricks-and-clicks process management. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capability of virtual, killer development reports to evolve. Think macro-affiliate-based. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without adequate e-tailers, micro-networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will reintermediate the ability of niches to architect. The experiences factor is backward-compatible. It seems fabulous, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to iterate intra-interactively than to incentivize robustly. We think we know that if you utilize super-cyber-robustly then you may also expedite robustly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our power to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. We realize that it is better to leverage proactively than to reintermediate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J++. Think impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C, 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.