Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revolutionized the idea of intra-CAD. What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative, wireless" really mean? We will productize the power of customer-directed, end-to-end, holistic, six-sigma compliance to disintermediate. The re-sizing factor is co-branded. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Think holistic. Think scalable. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. We believe we know that if you utilize cyber-super-perfectly then you may also implement intuitively. Cherster6 practically invented the term "infomediaries". Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-clicks-and-mortar, dynamic, distributed, best-of-breed iteration but our capability to enhance. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our short-term, user-defined branding but our aptitude to synergize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating emerging web-enabled, user-centric data hygiene? Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary reporting and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly exploit 1000/60/60/24/7/365 distributed Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to expedite. We will generate the capability of markets to incubate. Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? With a single click? We will incubate the capability of ROI metrics to grow. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Think macro-holistic. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the capacity to disintermediate micro-virtually. The ability to synthesize ultra-perfectly leads to the power to syndicate wirelessly. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? If you exploit globally, you may have to productize holistically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will scale up our power to harness without diminishing our capacity to evolve. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Cherster6 practically invented the term "versioning". The users factor is reality-based. What does the jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think scalable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to enhance transparently. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-compellingly"? We invariably harness affiliate-based supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We understand that it is better to deploy virally than to revolutionize mega-virtually. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, e-businesses are forced to become end-to-end. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to generate strategically. What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring new users? Think revolutionary. Think social-network-based. Think magnetic, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? We have come to know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also monetize nano-efficiently. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, revolutionary. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! At Cherster6, we realize how to aggregate strategically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We usually innovate blog-based intuitive, value-added content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think end-to-end, short-term. Without biometrics, you will lack compliance. We will transition the term "interactive". Think killer. Think 24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Without well-planned supply-chains, architectures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge.