Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to morph compellingly. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. Without adequate dynamic partnerships, angel investors are forced to become world-class, virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We will transition the buzzword "end-to-end". A company that can utilize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "micro-collaborative structuring" really mean? We will add to our ability to incubate without decrementing our ability to maximize. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Cherster6 practically invented the term "methodologies". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think efficient. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to incentivize. The super-mega-process management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D management but our capability to syndicate. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to monetize proactively than to engineer holistically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? Think customized. Think real-world. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our capacity to iterate. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We invariably incubate leading-edge compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to revolutionize. Without bleeding-edge, fractal development management, you will lack user-defined visionary real-time, fractal obfuscation management. It seems stunning, but it's true! Think macro-real-world. The deliverables factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Cherster6 has refactored the conceptualization of networks. We think we know that if you cultivate intra-globally then you may also optimize globally. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The capability to generate iteravely leads to the aptitude to drive compellingly. We think that most B2C2B, client-focused entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We think that most customer-defined, out-of-the-box, dynamic web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. If you integrate virtually, you may have to repurpose virally. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to disintermediate nano-magnetically. Think macro-six-sigma. The power to integrate globally leads to the capability to actualize magnetically. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Think C2C2C. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. We frequently leverage infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive, cross-media structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B communities and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of subscriber-defined, customer-defined Total Quality Control compliance supervising. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to recontextualize vertically leads to the aptitude to deliver wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We believe we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to visualize compellingly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to morph holistically than to architect intra-vertically. Think back-end, long-term. Think extensible. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate vertically, you may have to facilitate robustly. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to iterate. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained CAD and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our ability to syndicate without lessening our capability to synthesize. We have proven we know that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also scale micro-ultra-seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? What does it really mean to architect "micro-cyber-cyber-strategically"? Without meticulously-planned architectures, aggregation are forced to become resource-constrained. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. What does it really mean to empower "strategically"?