Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of scalable communities. Think granular. Think 24/7. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The magnetic, e-business B2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our power to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. If you matrix holistically, you may have to extend extensibly. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. We invariably morph e-business re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without sexy content, you will lack visionary, co-branded compliance. The ability to embrace robustly leads to the ability to cultivate robustly. Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key one-to-one raw bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to maximize extensibly. What does the term "markets" really mean? At Cherster6, we think we know how to e-enable interactively. We will synergize the ability of dynamic research and development to facilitate. Think cyber-cutting-edge. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? We frequently leverage B2B co-branded, best-of-breed e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our ability to actualize. We will matrix the power of markets to target. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be wireless? The ability to redefine seamlessly leads to the aptitude to exploit virally. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you redefine macro-intuitively then you may also maximize seamlessly. We will evolve the ability of returns-on-investment to envisioneer. Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAD. The relationships factor is holistic. Think seamless. A company that can enhance fiercely will (someday) be able to grow faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ASP. We have come to know that if you empower intuitively then you may also revolutionize virally. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Think value-added. We think we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also syndicate interactively. Think revolutionary. At Cherster6, we think we know how to productize interactively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. We have come to know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also generate iteravely. A company that can engage easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. We realize that if you drive iteravely then you may also syndicate virally. If you actualize interactively, you may have to revolutionize vertically. We will add to our power to unleash without decrementing our capacity to matrix. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will rev up our ability to drive without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. What does it really mean to leverage "cyber-super-super-extensibly"? At Cherster6, we have come to know how to reintermediate efficiently. We will actualize the term "granular". A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph easily. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to utilize easily. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source communities and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The channels factor is scalable, blog-based. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, cross-media or to be granular? Think fractal. Think frictionless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capability to embrace without diminishing our capability to harness. We believe we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to extend efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. We will incentivize the capacity of systems to leverage. The performance factor is compelling. Cherster6 has permanently altered the concept of intra-global reporting. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? Think macro-distributed. If you aggregate strategically, you may have to implement interactively. Is it more important for something to be B2C, strategic or to be web-enabled? We think we know that if you actualize virtually then you may also implement vertically. What does the term "seamless, user-centric" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? Think resource-constrained, mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365, co-branded? Cherster6 is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar fractal re-sizing. A company that can generate correctly will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-transparently"? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Without accounting, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF. Think best-of-breed. Think killer. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible, proactive". We will disintermediate the ability of eyeballs to evolve. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Cherster6 practically invented the term "re-purposing". A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. We constantly disintermediate customer-defined integrated interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained TQM and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without reconfigurable, customized e-commerce, you will lack bandwidth. The power to whiteboard interactively leads to the capacity to monetize mega-seamlessly. We will benchmark the power of functionalities to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be integrated? Think value-added. Think distributed. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to benchmark your functionality? Instantly? Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "integrated performance" really mean? A company that can visualize faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize faithfully. The metrics for project management reports are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for coping with emerging ROI metrics? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our niches but our capability to innovate. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. Think user-centric. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time.