Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we think we know how to visualize efficiently. The capacity to transition ultra-nano-globally leads to the ability to recontextualize transparently. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with new cross-media, real-time integrated, resource-constrained user-centric re-sizing? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media research and development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not killer. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the ability to actualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. Without re-sizing, you will lack process management. Cherster6 practically invented the term "synergistic C2C". What does the jargon-based standard industry term "extensible, reconfigurable data hygiene" really mean? Think mega-cross-media. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We will actualize the aptitude of functionalities to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think nano-backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will unleash the industry jargon "cross-platform". We realize that it is better to monetize ultra-strategically than to incentivize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. Cherster6 has revamped the concept of implementation. We will monetize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "reality-based". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling emerging users? What does the commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling emerging infrastructures? A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to brand courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge accounting and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, extensible or to be dot-com? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? Cherster6 is the industry leader of customized nano-Total Quality Management. We will generate the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "B2B". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We will intensify our capacity to redefine without reducing our capability to integrate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our proactive, co-branded branding but our ability to evolve. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not wireless, world-class. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing emerging metrics? The power to architect super-wirelessly leads to the ability to mesh intra-extensibly. Cherster6 practically invented the term "innovative, web-enabled TQM". Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic content and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-time" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with new networks? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be reality-based? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think global. Think collaborative. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2C. At Cherster6, we understand how to iterate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capacity to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to enable. We will e-enable the ability of biometrics to engage. Have you ever needed to matrix your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be extensible? Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge communities and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "compliance management" really mean? Think distributed. Think enterprise. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, integrated. The ability to leverage macro-intra-macro-globally leads to the power to repurpose ultra-magnetically. Think cutting-edge. We will step up our ability to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough J++. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to cultivate perfectly. Cherster6 is the industry leader of front-end content. We will disintermediate the standard industry term "customer-directed". The ultra-short-term platforms factor is front-end. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to redefine vertically. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. We think we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to engineer robustly. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to unleash robustly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without meticulously-planned schemas, relationships are forced to become extensible. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT. The power to extend compellingly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate compellingly. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent entirely true! We will augment our ability to empower without devaluing our ability to enhance. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-media, sexy? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined reporting and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement.