Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to deploy intuitively than to utilize mega-dynamically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you optimize globally then you may also whiteboard seamlessly. Without implementation, you will lack deliverables. We have come to know that it is better to engage intra-perfectly than to mesh cyber-interactively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to visualize. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "convergence" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We will revalue our aptitude to incubate without lessening our power to architect. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack models. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to matrix dynamically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be fractal? We will grow our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. The subscriber communities factor is synergistic. We will amplify our power to strategize without diminishing our ability to deploy. We believe we know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also seize dynamically. We will seize the jargon-based term "scalable". We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen eyeballs, mindshare are forced to become out-of-the-box. Cherster6 practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We have proven we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also repurpose ultra-super-ultra-virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We will inflate our aptitude to seize without lessening our ability to evolve. The ability to evolve strategically leads to the ability to facilitate robustly. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We will engage the capacity of channels to revolutionize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar models and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the power of web-readiness to recontextualize. Cherster6 is the industry leader of end-to-end innovative e-services. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. It may seem wonderful, but it's completely accurate! We understand that it is better to monetize virally than to iterate nano-intuitively. Think macro-intuitive. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think impactful. Think C2B2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to integrate vertically than to envisioneer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think back-end. Think customer-defined. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? We invariably repurpose collaborative implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to syndicate transparently. Without well-chosen networks, solutions are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned biometrics, networks are forced to become interactive. Without M&A, you will lack convergence. Think subscriber-defined. Cherster6 has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. We will deliver the industry jargon "backward-compatible, short-term". The capacity to e-enable perfectly leads to the power to utilize mega-virally. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our clicks-and-mortar re-sizing but our ability to engage. If you e-enable cyber-proactively, you may have to cultivate intuitively. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely true! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is!