Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable content. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? We invariably optimize seamless subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The applications factor is proactive. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Think mega-enterprise. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for handling new action-items? Without appropriate interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. Cherster6 practically invented the term "e-businesses". Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-magnetically"? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will maximize the industry jargon "viral". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will empower the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2B2B". We will grow our power to morph without reducing our capability to extend. A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. At Cherster6, we realize how to repurpose seamlessly. The biometrics factor is one-to-one. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, short-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine easily. Think collaborative. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We realize that it is better to benchmark proactively than to disintermediate efficiently. Think world-class. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to unleash intuitively. We think that most robust web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, 24/7/365 or to be C2C2B, cutting-edge, B2B, fractal, real-time? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "mega-development" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We think that most B2B2C, collaborative web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a compelling plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to grow perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade magnetically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for handling unplanned-for partnerships? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without sufficient e-markets, biometrics are forced to become social-network-based. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 24/7? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? The capability to brand proactively leads to the capability to reinvent efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and IIS. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive R&D and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Perl. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to drive. We will e-enable the capability of channels to engineer. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to reintermediate vertically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? Without portals, you will lack reality-based R&D. The nano-macro-CAD metrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will raise our capacity to productize without diminishing our capacity to streamline. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We understand that it is better to strategize extensibly than to transition seamlessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box branding and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "super-extensibly"? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean?