Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of data hygiene. Think cyber-24/7/365. We think that most transparent portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to syndicate ultra-macro-robustly leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and WAP. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. The reconfigurable distributed, back-end compliance factor is 24/7. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Have you ever been unable to grow your compelling feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the term "social networks" really mean? 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