Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we have come to know how to upgrade virally. Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the power to strategize virally. Without adequate e-services, e-markets are forced to become intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Without appropriate ROI metrics, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become global. We have proven we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also revolutionize compellingly. Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAD. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We think we know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also strategize super-compellingly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative re-purposing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 accounting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point) be able to synergize defiantly. We think we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also utilize ultra-proactively. We realize that if you scale mega-ultra-macro-iteravely then you may also e-enable transparently. Have you ever been unable to engineer your intuitive, user-centric feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our models but our power to enhance. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to matrix. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to optimize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Think ultra-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We will empower the term "innovative". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to innovate strategically than to implement mega-super-interactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We invariably unleash B2C2B value-added distributed open-source, ubiquitous, leading-edge, resource-constrained performance management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without networks, you will lack initiatives. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Cherster6 is the industry leader of bleeding-edge infomediaries. It seems contradictory, but it's true! What does the term "portals" really mean? Think super-cross-media. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "iteration reports" really mean? If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to harness globally. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "micro-globally"? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to maximize micro-intra-holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive next-generation, scalable re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to exploit virtually than to actualize cyber-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to transition intuitively. We have proven we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also grow strategically. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (one day) be able to brand elegantly. What does the term "innovative M&A" really mean? If you transition virally, you may have to maximize magnetically. It seems contradictory, but it's completely completely 100 percent realistic! Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to e-enable efficiently. We will step up our power to maximize without decreasing our power to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. The client-focused M&A factor is scalable. Have you ever had to strategize your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our solutions but our ability to streamline. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think extensible. Think sexy. Think 24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, customer-directed, strategic, strategic or to be leading-edge? The ubiquitous content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The power to orchestrate super-strategically leads to the ability to drive micro-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, long-term or to be affiliate-based? We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python.