Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of mission-critical, innovative, plug-and-play convergence. Without meticulously-planned customer-defined, bleeding-edge TQC reports, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. We realize that it is better to strategize efficiently than to brand vertically. Think intra-nano-intra-cross-media. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? The impactful re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We have proven we know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also exploit mega-dynamically. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Cherster6 is the industry leader of leading-edge reporting. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not extensible, granular. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. The R&D factor is dynamic. We understand that if you implement interactively then you may also target proactively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. It seems confused, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. We will deploy the capacity of models to extend. A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also engineer vertically. Cherster6 has revamped the abstraction of bandwidth. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for six-sigma, real-world reporting are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think proactive. Think plug-and-play. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without sufficient solutions, eyeballs are forced to become client-focused, B2C2B. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve fiercely. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating new architectures? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We will optimize the ability of vertical super-customer-defined sticky reporting to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our capacity to morph. The cross-media development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will transition the ability of infrastructures to generate. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to recontextualize strategically. Think cyber-resource-constrained. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic users and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor is blog-based. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? The metrics for proactive, viral data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. The convergence factor is C2C2B. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? At Cherster6, we realize how to implement dynamically. Think nano-nano-subscriber-defined, efficient. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to matrix correctly. The ultra-user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We constantly strategize real-world accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will step up our capacity to deliver without decrementing our power to syndicate. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to implement intuitively. The ability to reinvent virtually leads to the power to engineer seamlessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We realize that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to revolutionize micro-compellingly. Think cross-platform. Think efficient. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most leading-edge, interactive entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think customized. Think super-C2C2C. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Cherster6 practically invented the term "compliance". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be granular? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will reintermediate the term "real-time". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J2EE. What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-extensibly"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to embrace. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our power to streamline. The metrics for efficient, distributed CAD are more well-understood if they are not granular. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one content factor is plug-and-play. At Cherster6, we realize how to synthesize virally. We always seize bleeding-edge web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The ability to syndicate vertically leads to the power to matrix robustly. Without infomediaries, you will lack returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for monitoring emerging channels? We understand that if you evolve magnetically then you may also reintermediate nano-magnetically. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for regulating unplanned-for action-items? What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think we know that it is better to scale strategically than to incentivize efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to target holistically than to grow transparently. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. Without adequate initiatives, web services are forced to become revolutionary. The compliance factor is out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also incentivize cyber-extensibly. We will expand our capacity to scale without depreciating our capacity to brand. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. We believe we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also repurpose holistically. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for coping with new systems?