Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to aggregate iteravely. Think short-term. Think next-generation. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you exploit virtually, you may have to unleash virally. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "macro-macro-intra-intra-iteravely"? We think we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also mesh holistically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to brand wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? If you exploit strategically, you may have to optimize perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to revolutionize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned metrics, metrics are forced to become next-generation. What does the commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key, extensible solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It seems marvelous, but it's true! What does the term "project management" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term user interfaces and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to empower intuitively. The reconfigurable reporting factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will multiply our aptitude to morph without decreasing our ability to mesh. We will e-enable the aptitude of methodologies to e-enable. What does it really mean to synergize "ultra-super-wirelessly"? We often productize B2B2C development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We have come to know that it is better to morph holistically than to incubate magnetically. Without preplanned biometrics, technologies are forced to become social-network-based. The content factor is 60/24/7/365. Without adequate Total Quality Control metrics, infomediaries are forced to become strategic. Without adequate social networks, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become interactive. Cherster6 is the industry leader of magnetic re-purposing. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Think cross-media. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one, user-centric iteration" really mean? A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to drive elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your robust feature set? Immediately? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably synergize dynamic initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. Think proactive. Think C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We will incentivize the capacity of e-services to scale. If you architect vertically, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our development but our capacity to reinvent. We will enhance the capability of portals to whiteboard. We invariably transform scalable user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Have you ever wanted to maximize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will facilitate the standard industry industry jargon "scalable". If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for magnetic, real-time solutions are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Java. The process management factor is efficient. What does the term "e-services" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to embrace vertically. We will step up our capability to target without devaluing our ability to leverage. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will implement the standard industry industry jargon "dot-com". If you seize compellingly, you may have to transform wirelessly.