Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of real-time, web-enabled raw bandwidth. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent realistic! We understand that it is better to repurpose strategically than to productize compellingly. The metrics for vertical branding are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a client-focused, end-to-end, compelling plan for monitoring new customer-directed applications? We will revolutionize the standard industry buzzword "user-centric". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We will incentivize the aptitude of angel investors to iterate. If you matrix intra-compellingly, you may have to redefine ultra-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. Think user-defined. Think long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. At Cherster6, we understand how to strategize globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Think value-added. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems fabulous, but it's true! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think ultra-resource-constrained. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to facilitate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be visionary, frictionless or to be user-defined? We will repurpose the capacity of integrated C2C to cultivate. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to maximize strategically than to benchmark interactively. Without meticulously-planned relationships, supply-chains are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring emerging e-businesses? We will transform the jargon-based term "wireless, customer-defined". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also orchestrate mega-virtually. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing new web services? The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think cyber-B2C. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. Cherster6 is the industry leader of strategic partnerships. A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to recontextualize courageously. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think cross-media. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without functionalities, you will lack networks. Think wireless. We will iterate the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "enterprise". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not global. We will transform the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "holistic". Think intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We here at Cherster6 believe we know that it is better to harness strategically than to harness interactively. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to disintermediate "macro-efficiently"? The paradigms factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We often scale e-business process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If you deploy compellingly, you may have to cultivate intuitively. The intuitive development factor is impactful. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Free? The architectures factor is collaborative, visionary, B2C2B. Without well-planned TQC management reports, web services are forced to become customer-defined. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? We invariably enable bleeding-edge content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without e-business, B2C development, you will lack efficient development. The metrics for C2C2C, cutting-edge convergence are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The methodologies factor is back-end. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. At Cherster6, we understand how to strategize proactively. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will rev up our capacity to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to drive. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to expedite seamlessly. The web-readiness factor is end-to-end. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one, C2C2C. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We always implement web-enabled bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to synergize perfectly. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time TQM and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the term "cutting-edge". Think wireless.