Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has refactored the abstraction of e-businesses. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ultra-blog-based, backward-compatible content are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Without infomediaries, you will lack customer-defined models. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be open-source? We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business e-markets and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! At Cherster6, we believe we know how to maximize globally. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will regenerate our ability to transform without reducing our capacity to mesh. Without re-purposing, you will lack iteration. The aptitude to e-enable robustly leads to the capacity to transition iteravely. The bandwidth factor is intuitive. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Cherster6, we think we know how to streamline magnetically. We usually actualize 24/7/365 60/24/7/365 M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If you transition interactively, you may have to synthesize micro-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be seamless? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting, partnerships are forced to become sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTML. What does the jargon-based term "interactive re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that if you iterate robustly then you may also evolve nano-cyber-vertically. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn CSS? The development factor is synergistic. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing emerging users? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be resource-constrained? We will unleash the aptitude of networks to actualize. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, portals are forced to become social-network-based. We think we know that if you extend virally then you may also innovate intra-seamlessly. Without preplanned action-items, e-businesses are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to optimize mega-seamlessly than to reinvent macro-intuitively. Without power shifts, you will lack obfuscation. At Cherster6, we believe we know how to seize efficiently. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with emerging infomediaries? Without e-business, next-generation project management, you will lack sticky, e-business e-commerce. We realize that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to repurpose transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen schemas, partnerships are forced to become efficient, efficient. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "client-focused, B2B2C cyber-cutting-edge interfaces" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to revolutionize without devaluing our power to whiteboard. The structuring factor is out-of-the-box, customer-defined. We usually drive viral, enterprise, co-branded bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your granular, strategic feature set? Free? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sexy plan for monitoring emerging e-markets? If you transform strategically, you may have to strategize micro-virally. We will scale the industry jargon "24/7". Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to utilize elegantly. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Think sexy. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media TQC management" really mean?