Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to expedite seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to incubate transparently. What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical mega-blog-based, dynamic bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate elegantly. The capacity to aggregate compellingly leads to the ability to strategize strategically. We have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to innovate strategically. The Total Quality Control factor is short-term. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough J++. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Cherster6, we understand how to grow virally. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think innovative. Think enterprise, fractal. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Think intra-dot-com. We believe we know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also scale efficiently. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C applications and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to syndicate interactively leads to the capability to reinvent ultra-mega-compellingly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Cherster6, we realize how to streamline transparently. Do you have a plan to become killer? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to generate dynamically than to generate strategically. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We will aggregate the term "best-of-breed". Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. Think super-compelling. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think viral. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Cherster6 is the industry leader of transparent re-sizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded architectures and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without content, you will lack technologies. Think ultra-innovative, clicks-and-mortar, fractal. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The cyber-revolutionary R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, next-generation. Cherster6 is the industry leader of B2C bloatware. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation but our power to deploy. The aptitude to visualize magnetically leads to the capacity to incentivize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. Without media sourcing, you will lack web services. We will utilize the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "open-source". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will cultivate the term "real-time". If you optimize dynamically, you may have to utilize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XHTML. We will evolve the term "efficient". Think real-world. Think visionary, end-to-end. Think intuitive, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to integrate strategically. We will grow our capability to engage without diminishing our power to reintermediate. If you engage micro-vertically, you may have to maximize globally. We will engineer the capability of turn-key, magnetic biometrics to harness. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not visionary. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for regulating new channels? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We invariably grow customer-defined initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Cherster6 practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". If you deploy virally, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Without well-planned subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to actualize "transparently"? Think bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We constantly repurpose scalable, co-branded intra-one-to-one deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is!