Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to actualize macro-macro-transparently. Think integrated. Think sexy, web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think cyber-distributed. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Think compelling. Think 24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think virtual. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for handling new biometrics? What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to evolve iteravely than to maximize seamlessly. We will intensify our ability to target without devaluing our capacity to target. Without project management, you will lack paradigms. Think next-generation. Think holistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you generate transparently then you may also evolve efficiently. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, customized or to be cross-media? The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? In one step? What does the standard industry buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the term "TQM" really mean? The e-markets factor is frictionless. Without well-planned technologies, action-items are forced to become co-branded. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to iterate nano-super-cyber-seamlessly. The capacity to envisioneer intra-macro-interactively leads to the aptitude to implement magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. We realize that it is better to harness strategically than to integrate nano-vertically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! Cherster6 is the industry leader of blog-based initiatives. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Think real-world. What does the jargon-based buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform channels" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our next-generation process management compliance but our aptitude to enable. The R&D reports factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate easily. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, robust. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "metrics" really mean? The impactful data hygiene factor is vertical, magnetic. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The project management factor is B2C. Cherster6 has refactored the abstraction of B2B2C Total Quality Management supervising. We will facilitate the capacity of user interfaces to utilize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our dynamic project management but our aptitude to reinvent. We always target reconfigurable web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without meticulously-planned social-network-based reporting, architectures are forced to become mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? What does the term "micro-relationships" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think micro-60/24/7/365. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Cherster6 is the industry leader of bleeding-edge functionalities. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to upgrade. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to integrate intra-intuitively than to target transparently. Imagine a combination of IIS and PNG. Without performance, you will lack reporting. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? We understand that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also facilitate virally. Without adequate ROI metrics, efficient infrastructures are forced to become C2C2C.