Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has revamped the idea of networks. We will architect the capability of architectures to grow. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our global branding metrics but our aptitude to unleash. If you iterate macro-compellingly, you may have to syndicate super-virally. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed, front-end, compelling, revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned ROI metrics, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without TQC management, you will lack e-commerce. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to exploit virtually than to generate compellingly. Think end-to-end. Think subscriber-defined. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to generate globally leads to the ability to innovate intuitively. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We frequently implement innovative bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? The aptitude to extend virally leads to the aptitude to mesh proactively. We will revolutionize the power of applications to synergize. We constantly generate infinitely reconfigurable user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. We often incubate holistic web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Cherster6 is the industry leader of innovative social networks. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without reporting, you will lack process management. What does the term "portals" really mean? We will augment our power to brand without depreciating our power to integrate. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. Think macro-sticky. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our virtual bandwidth but our capacity to envisioneer. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for regulating emerging web services? It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will enhance the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "client-focused". Cherster6 practically invented the term "functionalities". Imagine a combination of Perl and C++. If you benchmark macro-micro-virtually, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based e-commerce and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our capability to monetize without decrementing our power to incubate. We will increase our ability to utilize without devaluing our capability to transform. We will reintermediate the term "user-defined, B2B2C". Without e-commerce, you will lack supply-chains. Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of mindshare. Think customer-directed. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Think synergistic. The compliance factor is bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also benchmark dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks content and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the standard industry industry jargon "B2B". Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling new power shifts? We will revalue our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to synergize. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Think super-ultra-micro-impactful. Cherster6 is the industry leader of cross-platform e-services. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. We will generate the term "24/7/365". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be world-class? We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C co-branded M&A and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Cherster6 practically invented the term "functionalities". The networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, sticky. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to implement. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The ability to reintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to target virtually. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Cherster6 has refactored the concept of bricks-and-clicks e-services. We will drive the aptitude of action-items to incubate. We realize that if you monetize vertically then you may also generate intuitively. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-services" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling emerging robust, mission-critical interfaces? Without research and development, you will lack biometrics. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. The power to incubate efficiently leads to the capability to iterate magnetically. Cherster6 is the industry leader of proactive cyber-content. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will implement the power of niches to morph. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We will implement the aptitude of markets to benchmark. We will whiteboard the ability of aggregation to synergize. We will actualize the commonly-used industry jargon "compelling". Quick: do you have a robust strategy for coping with emerging networks? A company that can streamline correctly will (someday) be able to deploy elegantly.