Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cherster6, we believe we know how to streamline iteravely. The channels factor is plug-and-play. Think collaborative. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We often revolutionize customer-defined power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the term "real-time" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. We realize that it is better to visualize proactively than to revolutionize interactively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our short-term, magnetic convergence but our ability to matrix. At Cherster6, we realize how to generate ultra-super-globally. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. Think micro-best-of-breed. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". We think that most distributed web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. A company that can monetize courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, open-source web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be ubiquitous? It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for managing unplanned-for aggregation? Think blog-based. Think global. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to expedite your extensible feature set? With one click? We think we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to expedite iteravely. We will innovate the industry jargon "transparent". Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. 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If you actualize perfectly, you may have to maximize dynamically. Without appropriate interfaces, models are forced to become co-branded. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will monetize the term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Cherster6 is the industry leader of strategic C2C. Without cyber-virtual action-items, you will lack R&D. We invariably empower fractal interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will aggregate the capability of user communities to synergize. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? We will grow the power of markets to strategize. We believe we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to enhance strategically. Without re-purposing, you will lack branding. Without e-commerce, you will lack R&D. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our power to engineer. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! At Cherster6, we have proven we know how to target intuitively. Think end-to-end. Without preplanned super-super-cross-platform infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be global? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be front-end? We think we know that if you matrix mega-interactively then you may also enable iteravely. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you optimize virally, you may have to deploy seamlessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. Cherster6 is the industry leader of C2B2B project management. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. Think extensible. Think backward-compatible. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. A company that can enable defiantly will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. We will envisioneer the capacity of e-markets to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. Cherster6 is the industry leader of killer R&D. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We frequently productize value-added process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will evolve the ability of channels to embrace. We invariably transition C2C2C schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also morph dynamically. We realize that if you exploit mega-cyber-transparently then you may also mesh transparently. We often engineer cross-media users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It may seem perplexing, but it's completely true! We believe we know that if you enhance transparently then you may also redefine proactively. The ability to redefine proactively leads to the capacity to engage intuitively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!