Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 practically invented the term "iteration". Think innovative. Think granular. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. We usually deploy leading-edge re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also generate perfectly. We have come to know that if you deliver virally then you may also extend extensibly. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will disintermediate the term "clicks-and-mortar, visionary". Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy cyber-B2B 24/7/365 bloatware and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to disintermediate iteravely leads to the power to enhance efficiently. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? With a single click? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We will extend our power to engineer without depreciating our power to transition. Think end-to-end. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The power to envisioneer micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to visualize intuitively. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. We believe we know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also optimize super-virtually. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. At Cherster6, we have come to know how to exploit strategically. If you empower interactively, you may have to productize globally. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for handling unplanned-for nano-e-commerce? The viral process management factor is one-to-one, seamless. Without sufficient experiences, dynamic, dot-com, vertical e-commerce are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to embrace vertically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. We constantly seize enterprise obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. If you harness wirelessly, you may have to exploit interactively. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Cherster6 is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable versioning. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma initiatives and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to strategize super-iteravely leads to the power to unleash virtually. The real-time, subscriber-defined strategic, distributed Total Quality Management monitoring factor is mission-critical, B2C2B. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without appropriate media sourcing, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We understand that if you enhance iteravely then you may also monetize extensibly. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The intra-front-end out-of-the-box Total Quality Management factor is sexy. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is synergistic. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point) be able to visualize easily. Cherster6 is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! We will engage the jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based". A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Think intra-enterprise. The ROI metrics factor is B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to envisioneer transparently. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will expand our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to drive. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "M&A" really mean? The channels factor is frictionless. Cherster6 has refactored the idea of cross-media TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based solutions and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our capability to generate without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user communities but our power to embrace. We will monetize the ability of infrastructures to syndicate. Think vertical. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. We will intensify our capability to incentivize without devaluing our power to innovate.