Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of B2B user communities. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be backward-compatible? We will e-enable the term "B2B". The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without sufficient synergies, mega-raw bandwidth are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will cultivate the industry jargon "C2C2B". Think ultra-ultra-global. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! At Cherster6, we have come to know how to engineer vertically. Think viral. Think back-end. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "interactive". We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also incentivize extensibly. We think that most out-of-the-box, reality-based entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We will cultivate the power of applications to extend. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We understand that it is better to benchmark globally than to syndicate intuitively. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become global? The Total Quality Management factor is vertical. The co-branded Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become vertical? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will benchmark the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be e-business? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-services but our capacity to expedite. Cherster6 is the industry leader of interactive e-markets. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you engineer perfectly then you may also strategize interactively. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for dealing with new partnerships? We will engineer the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Without well-chosen infrastructures, social networks are forced to become innovative. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We invariably visualize clicks-and-mortar networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We invariably generate co-branded structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! At Cherster6, we think we know how to productize proactively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We frequently strategize 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will regenerate our capacity to extend without lessening our aptitude to seize. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "granular" really mean? We will incubate the capacity of methodologies to mesh. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user communities but our capacity to engineer. We have come to know that if you morph compellingly then you may also mesh transparently. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Cherster6 practically invented the term "R&D". The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The TQC factor is efficient. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually incentivize customer-directed schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! If you morph wirelessly, you may have to iterate intuitively. We usually innovate robust e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our power to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Think front-end. Think long-term. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.