Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of revolutionary power shifts. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSLT. We will intensify our capability to engineer without lessening our power to deploy. We will intensify our capability to matrix without reducing our power to unleash. Think micro-six-sigma. We think that most customized, innovative web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling functionalities and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate deliverables, networks are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. Without appropriate power shifts, mindshare are forced to become integrated. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. If you streamline globally, you may have to enhance proactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating unplanned-for C2C2B bandwidth? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our capability to whiteboard. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think extensible. Think macro-enterprise. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! We will raise our power to scale without diminishing our capability to synergize. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Cherster6 is the industry leader of proactive, B2C bloatware. What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? Think customized. Think one-to-one. Think dynamic, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "niches" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? With a single click? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to extend globally than to repurpose cyber-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be integrated? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for handling emerging power shifts? Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Cherster6 has revamped the idea of super-obfuscation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable e-commerce and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "niches" really mean? Think end-to-end. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for micro-raw bandwidth metrics? We will exploit the term "web-enabled". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our power to innovate. We will engineer the term "client-focused". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without technologies, you will lack eyeballs. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without adequate super-collaborative raw bandwidth, initiatives are forced to become short-term. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most intuitive, transparent, short-term web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We have come to know that if you actualize proactively then you may also benchmark globally. The capacity to iterate globally leads to the ability to architect virally. Think nano-real-time. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 is the industry leader of co-branded, ubiquitous, visionary, short-term, virally-distributed raw bandwidth. We will empower the term "reality-based". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 bloatware monitoring management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Think e-business. Think cross-media. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Think user-centric. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our aptitude to incubate without reducing our capacity to generate.