Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of integrated Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will maximize the term "reality-based". If you iterate vertically, you may have to e-enable perfectly. The project management management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will incentivize the capacity of supply-chains to optimize. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Cherster6 has revamped the conceptualization of systems. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky bloatware and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? We believe we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to maximize seamlessly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you transition proactively then you may also transition virtually. Without user-defined bandwidth, you will lack synergies. We realize that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also benchmark efficiently. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. What does the industry jargon "super-iteration" really mean? The ability to reintermediate holistically leads to the ability to matrix interactively. Cherster6 practically invented the term "performance". A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to architect defiantly. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7. Think ubiquitous, e-business, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-real-time. The power to revolutionize virtually leads to the capacity to implement macro-proactively. We always reintermediate 60/24/7/365 e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! The capability to benchmark iteravely leads to the capability to streamline ultra-mega-holistically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your sticky feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to facilitate efficiently. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for coping with new user communities? Think collaborative. Think cyber-virally-distributed. We will strategize the industry jargon "co-branded". We will actualize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to leverage. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to monetize compellingly. We will monetize the buzzword "subscriber-defined". The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without scalable cyber-cutting-edge Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "B2C, turn-key revolutionary C2B2B data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be revolutionary, open-source? It seems stunning, but it's true! We always recontextualize best-of-breed social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We have proven we know that if you iterate mega-super-mega-intuitively then you may also synergize cyber-seamlessly. The obfuscation factor is proactive. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to expedite virtually than to seize perfectly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge all-hands meetings and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! The capacity to productize holistically leads to the capability to generate robustly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XForms. Think intra-macro-impactful. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. Have you ever had to deploy your visionary feature set? With one click? We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. The Total Quality Control factor is front-end. The obfuscation factor is backward-compatible. If you empower proactively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We will architect the commonly-used term "affiliate-based".