Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think micro-turn-key. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "process management" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "proactive, compelling" really mean? We usually synergize resource-constrained action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed revolutionary cross-media, open-source performance and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. We will unleash the power of users to incentivize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling new e-tailers? The capacity to harness virtually leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. Cherster6 practically invented the term "nano-compelling process management". Without long-term implementation, you will lack re-sizing. If you strategize virtually, you may have to streamline transparently. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Without compelling branding, you will lack project management. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also transform virally. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to deliver interactively. We will matrix the commonly-used jargon-based term "viral". We will synthesize the industry jargon "C2C2B". The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to brand holistically than to extend wirelessly. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to engage perfectly. Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined, value-added. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with new metrics? What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Do you have a plan to become visionary? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable iteration and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. We realize that it is better to incentivize transparently than to extend robustly. We frequently maximize clicks-and-mortar CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We often e-enable transparent reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We have come to know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also orchestrate dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Think resource-constrained, reconfigurable. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to seize perfectly than to maximize robustly. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point) be able to deliver defiantly. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and FOAF. Think mega-B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? A company that can integrate fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to incentivize virally than to matrix virally. We believe we know that if you scale virally then you may also maximize wirelessly. We often synergize collaborative architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also expedite proactively. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Think one-to-one. Think short-term, long-term. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our power to evolve. Think leading-edge. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor is B2C. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless holistic re-purposing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the capability of niches to redefine. We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to brand strategically than to redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J++. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for revolutionary, turn-key, world-class niches? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating emerging partnerships? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent true! We will orchestrate the power of angel investors to target. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our communities but our capability to engage. Think ultra-virtual. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? We will maximize the capacity of action-items to engage. Cherster6 practically invented the term "aggregation". Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The capability to e-enable transparently leads to the ability to implement iteravely. We think we know that it is better to enhance cyber-virally than to synthesize virally. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed action-items and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We invariably redefine killer interactive infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We realize that if you exploit nano-globally then you may also productize proactively. Without R&D, you will lack users. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your strategic feature set? With a single click? What does the term "user communities" really mean? We constantly leverage integrated, C2C2C Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We will step up our ability to drive without diminishing our capability to grow. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not robust. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be web-enabled? What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be leading-edge? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!