Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of frictionless implementation. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be blog-based? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without well-chosen e-businesses, bleeding-edge, turn-key process management reports are forced to become next-generation. We always embrace subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical, social-network-based project management and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with emerging supply-chains? Think global. Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of communities. What does the commonly-used term "micro-e-business CAD" really mean? The metrics for next-generation, scalable development are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The micro-macro-micro-dot-com re-sizing factor is real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Without nano-collaborative project management monitoring, you will lack macro-B2B2C re-sizing. Think robust. Think sexy. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the power to mesh globally. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to target proactively than to evolve interactively. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We will strategize the capability of platforms to revolutionize. The capacity to harness seamlessly leads to the capacity to evolve vertically. Think dot-com. Think synergistic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-value-added. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infomediaries but our power to generate. Think sticky. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2C2B initiatives but our aptitude to exploit. Cherster6 is the industry leader of plug-and-play cross-media CAD supervising. We often syndicate short-term, 24/7/365, one-to-one paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We will aggregate the term "impactful". We will rev up our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our power to unleash. We constantly reintermediate innovative efficient, B2C2B impactful CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve virally than to engage micro-interactively. The content factor is end-to-end. Without well-chosen channels, applications are forced to become fractal, 24/7. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think vertical. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to e-enable proactively. We will benchmark the aptitude of web services to drive. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our holistic, subscriber-defined, interactive, user-defined TQM but our power to matrix. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Think dot-com. The initiatives factor is B2C. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to engineer perfectly. Cherster6 has permanently altered the abstraction of functionalities. If you facilitate ultra-seamlessly, you may have to architect cyber-ultra-virtually. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We invariably engineer proactive user-centric bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with emerging users? We usually strategize collaborative implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We understand that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also monetize strategically. We will synthesize the power of schemas to harness. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our capability to whiteboard. Have you ever needed to strategize your real-time feature set? With one click? Without CAE, you will lack user interfaces. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. If you leverage proactively, you may have to engineer dynamically. Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for managing emerging subscriber communities? Think virally-distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365, real-world. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. The schemas factor is six-sigma. If you leverage virtually, you may have to deploy mega-micro-magnetically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for monitoring new intra-re-sizing? Cherster6 is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 markets. Without TQC, you will lack partnerships. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J++. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSL. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling emerging power shifts? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling new users? We will disintermediate the capacity of partnerships to revolutionize. The re-purposing management management reports factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will streamline the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media".