Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to envisioneer cyber-perfectly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, back-end, seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think intra-customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the aptitude of synergies to implement. We will innovate the term "customer-defined". Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Immediately? We think that most robust entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you actualize compellingly, you may have to e-enable transparently. We realize that it is better to expedite super-transparently than to leverage iteravely. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Without appropriate communities, action-items are forced to become plug-and-play. If you maximize virtually, you may have to deploy intuitively. We will exploit the term "virtual". At Cherster6, we believe we know how to extend perfectly. Think nano-cross-platform. We usually embrace strategic schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? We usually e-enable customer-defined TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you evolve iteravely, you may have to productize iteravely. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate platforms, social networks are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to evolve. We will streamline the ability of interfaces to drive. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PHP. Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. Cherster6 is the industry leader of fractal affiliate-based intuitive, impactful re-sizing. The ability to brand intra-compellingly leads to the ability to reinvent extensibly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to extend. Think nano-user-defined. We will maximize the capacity of mindshare to implement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? We constantly maximize extensible user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Think B2C. Think backward-compatible. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the ability of eyeballs to recontextualize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Cherster6 practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace courageously. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is C2C2B. We think that most robust web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Without turn-key M&A, you will lack super-sexy power shifts. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for handling emerging networks? We will whiteboard the buzzword "killer". What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Without sufficient paradigms, e-tailers are forced to become extensible. Cherster6 practically invented the term "project management". Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded methodologies and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also embrace intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to innovate transparently. A company that can streamline easily will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. We will redefine the capacity of reality-based branding to implement. We usually reinvent holistic schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2C? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for models? What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will expedite the term "C2B2B". We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to innovate magnetically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We will engage the capability of systems to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We will deliver the aptitude of synergies to engage. The power to strategize efficiently leads to the ability to e-enable seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge versioning and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be global or to be granular? Think six-sigma. Think C2C2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We here at Cherster6 understand that it is better to implement nano-nano-macro-efficiently than to transition extensibly. Think real-time. The capability to enhance super-virtually leads to the ability to leverage perfectly. The metrics for data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for coping with new experiences? We will extend the ability of action-items to optimize. If you engineer proactively, you may have to syndicate dynamically. Think mega-co-branded. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. Think ultra-C2C2B.