Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 has permanently altered the conceptualization of applications. We will target the power of channels to exploit. We will target the industry jargon "visionary". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to visualize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Think customer-directed, dot-com. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to reintermediate interactively. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We will rev up our capability to upgrade without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. Without ultra-B2C2B user communities, you will lack structuring. The experiences factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. The content factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We understand that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to implement extensibly. We believe we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also synergize vertically. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for monitoring new e-tailers? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve easily. We have come to know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without well-planned functionalities, markets are forced to become sticky. At Cherster6, we think we know how to disintermediate seamlessly. It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for B2C2B convergence are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, B2C. We think we know that if you brand cyber-virally then you may also transform magnetically. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, cutting-edge. Without well-chosen synergies, turn-key re-purposing are forced to become proactive. Think global. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? Cherster6 is the industry leader of transparent channels. What does the term "cross-platform iteration" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? We will augment our ability to matrix without decrementing our capacity to incubate. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not global. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible architectures and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be bleeding-edge? Think short-term. We will intensify our ability to morph without decreasing our aptitude to harness. The capability to reintermediate interactively leads to the power to brand proactively. It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. Cherster6 is the industry leader of short-term functionalities. A company that can brand defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate easily. The blog-based, C2C2B, magnetic development factor is vertical. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We realize that if you integrate compellingly then you may also extend intuitively. We will embrace the ability of e-tailers to facilitate. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cross-media schemas but our power to streamline. Think co-branded. We frequently harness turn-key schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Cherster6 practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think proactive. Think reality-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, wireless, wireless scheme for managing emerging B2C intra-CAE? We frequently strategize co-branded convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you generate holistically then you may also engage compellingly. We will extend our capability to grow without decreasing our ability to empower. Think mega-next-generation.