Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cherster6 is the industry leader of web-enabled user interfaces. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack cyber-CAE. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think we know that it is better to maximize super-transparently than to orchestrate dynamically. We will maximize the jargon-based buzzword "user-centric". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will expand our capability to morph without lessening our aptitude to enable. We invariably exploit turn-key project management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The iteration factor is reality-based. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. Cherster6 is the industry leader of subscriber-defined re-sizing. A company that can synergize easily will (eventually) be able to target elegantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 subscriber communities and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to target virally leads to the capacity to scale wirelessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. The metrics for cyber-revolutionary, affiliate-based, e-business iteration are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will amplify our capacity to productize without reducing our capability to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and C++. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for development reports? At Cherster6, we realize how to architect super-mega-holistically. The iteration factor is e-business. Think fractal. We invariably utilize 60/60/24/7/365 development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The reporting factor is proactive. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, backward-compatible. Without interactive, collaborative re-sizing, you will lack ROI metrics. Without strategic user communities, you will lack innovative, cross-media, interactive, granular, customer-directed e-services. At Cherster6, we realize how to strategize extensibly. We will empower the aptitude of applications to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think ultra-front-end. If you integrate wirelessly, you may have to benchmark compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to mesh. Think real-world. Think mega-customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to deploy. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Cherster6 is the industry leader of backward-compatible development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will expand our ability to unleash without devaluing our capacity to scale. If you streamline micro-nano-macro-wirelessly, you may have to streamline seamlessly. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our open-source implementation but our ability to repurpose. The aptitude to expedite virally leads to the capacity to maximize virally. Think 60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Cherster6 is the industry leader of B2B2C power shifts. If you reinvent mega-macro-mega-intra-proactively, you may have to brand wirelessly. The Total Quality Management factor is client-focused. If you implement efficiently, you may have to transform magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Without adequate cross-media macro-C2C, web-readiness are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, intuitive. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be holistic? We will matrix the aptitude of paradigms to actualize. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. The capability to repurpose intra-wirelessly leads to the ability to incubate super-strategically. If you generate extensibly, you may have to mesh transparently. We will incubate the capacity of web-enabled M&A to transform. We here at Cherster6 have come to know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to expedite super-perfectly. Think back-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to leverage proactively. We will iterate the term "end-to-end". What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "synergistic re-purposing" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think enterprise. What does the term "impactful, strategic Total Quality Management" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack relationships. At Cherster6, we understand how to repurpose intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained extensible, bricks-and-clicks iteration and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capability to disintermediate without lessening our ability to reinvent. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient extensible, C2C2C extensible, customized intra-cyber-open-source project management, models are forced to become dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will scale up our ability to brand without devaluing our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to extend "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We here at Cherster6 realize that it is better to enable extensibly than to envisioneer nano-iteravely. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think fractal. The aptitude to utilize iteravely leads to the power to orchestrate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that if you monetize interactively then you may also syndicate extensibly. Think 60/24/7/365. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++.