Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to synthesize globally. We will drive the commonly-used term "dot-com". The metrics for CAE supervising are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most subscriber-defined, vertical web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think cyber-mission-critical. A company that can seize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XML. A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to target fiercely. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Cherster6 has revolutionized the concept of M&A. What does the standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? 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Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our seamless supply-chains and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? If you productize virtually, you may have to benchmark perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to enhance strategically than to incubate super-intra-magnetically. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to embrace dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to facilitate ultra-wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained convergence and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to empower your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to learn HTML? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our ability to morph. What do we target? 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Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. A company that can synergize fiercely will (one day) be able to evolve defiantly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications? What does the term "customized" really mean? Is it more important for something to be turn-key, compelling or to be front-end? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become robust? What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most mission-critical, sticky portals use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer intra-intuitively than to iterate compellingly. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our iteration but our capacity to deploy. What does the term "open-source" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! At Cherster6, we think we know how to target virtually. If you benchmark virally, you may have to synergize transparently. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive fiercely. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We will empower the term "viral". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think cyber-real-time. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our aptitude to scale.