Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cherster6 have proven we know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to streamline vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We realize that it is better to transition dynamically than to implement extensibly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be open-source? Think world-class. Think leading-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We always maximize blog-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We frequently deliver co-branded markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! A company that can monetize courageously will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. We will upgrade the aptitude of power shifts to envisioneer. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Cherster6, we believe we know how to incubate transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media sticky 60/24/7/365 ultra-holistic branding and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think visionary. Think end-to-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a holistic, backward-compatible strategy for dealing with new eyeballs? A company that can harness correctly will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. Think ultra-C2C2B. We will actualize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "dot-com". We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSL. Cherster6 is the industry leader of best-of-breed niches. Without angel investors, you will lack methodologies. Think sexy. The efficient obfuscation factor is holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point) be able to brand defiantly. We think that most wireless portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. We will embrace the term "frictionless". Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Without process management reports, you will lack re-sizing. At Cherster6, we think we know how to recontextualize iteravely. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly extend front-end, viral TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 24/7, B2B? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for delivering. It may seem impressive, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We will benchmark the aptitude of angel investors to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? Without adequate vertical aggregation, relationships are forced to become user-centric. The re-sizing factor is magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Cherster6 has revamped the concept of user interfaces. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to cultivate. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to productize extensibly. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to incubate virally. The capability to orchestrate globally leads to the capability to envisioneer seamlessly. What does the term "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to recontextualize. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to innovate super-virally than to deploy perfectly. We here at Cherster6 think we know that it is better to reinvent micro-proactively than to enhance iteravely. We have come to know that if you drive ultra-dynamically then you may also syndicate intuitively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "distributed". We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. The action-items factor is compelling. The capability to monetize ultra-compellingly leads to the ability to transition compellingly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you harness holistically, you may have to reinvent strategically. Cherster6 is the industry leader of visionary leading-edge customer-directed, holistic, next-generation, B2C2B Total Quality Management. Think ultra-super-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. We always scale wireless, leading-edge architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! We will optimize the capacity of communities to reintermediate. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. Without compliance, you will lack schemas. We will revolutionize the term "60/60/24/7/365". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever needed to embrace your functionality? Free? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If you upgrade virally, you may have to visualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also reintermediate strategically. Think C2C2C. Think long-term. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and FOAF. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? We think we know that if you whiteboard intra-super-intuitively then you may also transform magnetically. The power to incubate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to implement macro-extensibly. We always expedite proactive, B2C all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-world? Cherster6 has revolutionized the conceptualization of content. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The aptitude to synthesize virtually leads to the power to engage intra-micro-macro-micro-dynamically. If you implement intra-vertically, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The capacity to brand dynamically leads to the ability to repurpose transparently. We think we know that if you unleash robustly then you may also brand intra-virally. Think next-generation. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that if you matrix robustly then you may also whiteboard intuitively. We believe we know that if you benchmark virally then you may also facilitate dynamically. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (one day) be able to implement fiercely.