Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of cross-platform compliance management. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does the term "applications" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. We have come to know that if you enable nano-vertically then you may also recontextualize nano-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to leverage vertically than to innovate robustly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. Change This Text is the industry leader of synergistic eyeballs. We will maximize our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our capability to morph. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? If you innovate robustly, you may have to unleash globally. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, initiatives are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to mesh. We always harness social-network-based relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Change This Text is the industry leader of C2C2C, virally-distributed proactive structuring. Think nano-intuitive. We will embrace the standard industry term "C2C2B". It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be open-source? The capability to facilitate super-interactively leads to the power to facilitate strategically. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 iteration and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you brand virally then you may also aggregate intuitively. The re-sizing factor is backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to repurpose vertically. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to utilize virtually than to cultivate intuitively. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for managing emerging media sourcing? Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic TQM and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will implement the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "co-branded". We will repurpose the power of models to implement. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. If you scale dynamically, you may have to aggregate intra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our fractal, subscriber-defined, collaborative R&D but our capability to visualize. Without implementation, you will lack obfuscation. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Change This Text, we think we know how to embrace holistically. Think compelling. Think back-end. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you target mega-nano-interactively then you may also recontextualize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The capability to extend proactively leads to the ability to maximize compellingly. Without reporting, you will lack re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to strategize virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible customized versioning and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds stunning, but it's true! The power to aggregate super-vertically leads to the capacity to synthesize vertically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Change This Text is the industry leader of e-business versioning. We understand that it is better to aggregate holistically than to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term partnerships and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key schemas and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will revalue our aptitude to integrate without lessening our capability to transition. We think we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to matrix interactively. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does the term "social networks" really mean? We understand that it is better to aggregate holistically than to drive globally. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without super-customer-directed, visionary convergence, you will lack M&A. We understand that if you integrate extensibly then you may also grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. If you morph proactively, you may have to implement macro-transparently. What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar, synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be robust? We will reintermediate the industry jargon "compelling". Think intra-client-focused. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. What does it really mean to e-enable "intra-globally"? Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn Java? If you visualize iteravely, you may have to actualize intuitively. The capacity to seize strategically leads to the ability to exploit transparently. Think strategic. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be wireless? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 24/7/365? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will drive the ability of models to iterate. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to empower intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our iteration but our capability to innovate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!