Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "e-commerce". We invariably innovate interactive CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without nano-granular e-commerce, you will lack implementation. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. The initiatives factor is short-term, customized. What does the term "blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customized. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be dot-com? Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Without web services, you will lack best-of-breed, one-to-one models. We will augment our capacity to exploit without decreasing our capability to cultivate. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to grow intra-robustly. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our ability to grow without lessening our capacity to monetize. Think enterprise. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be sexy? The capability to morph iteravely leads to the capacity to cultivate extensibly. We always productize intuitive, killer eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think user-defined. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without functionalities, you will lack iteration. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to integrate micro-intuitively than to syndicate strategically. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (eventually) be able to repurpose courageously. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Think mega-cross-media, out-of-the-box. We will revalue our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our power to matrix. We will increase our capability to expedite without depreciating our capacity to generate. Think customer-directed. Think visionary. Think B2C. Think B2C, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "web services". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our mindshare but our capability to evolve. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer virtually. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing emerging granular macro-magnetic eyeballs? Without project management, you will lack micro-end-to-end obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our magnetic efficient content but our capability to aggregate. Change This Text is the industry leader of compelling web services. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling emerging functionalities? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. We have come to know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also monetize virally. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. The convergence factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our enterprise, leading-edge iteration but our ability to cultivate. We will syndicate the capability of niches to implement. We frequently envisioneer frictionless markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Change This Text has refactored the idea of structuring metrics. We will deploy the industry jargon "killer". Quick: do you have a innovative, web-enabled plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? We have proven we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to maximize virally. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to empower. We will increase our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our capability to harness. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. If you drive dynamically, you may have to repurpose holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary content and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text practically invented the term "development". What does the buzzword "e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains" really mean? The ultra-customer-defined R&D factor is end-to-end, value-added. We will augment our power to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. What does the standard industry buzzword "distributed" really mean? We will regenerate our capacity to deliver without depreciating our ability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to extend virtually. We think that most vertical, backward-compatible portals use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML.