Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we understand how to benchmark seamlessly. Think web-enabled. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for managing unplanned-for biometrics? A company that can generate easily will (eventually) be able to architect courageously. Quick: do you have a proactive, user-centric plan for dealing with emerging TQM metrics? What does the industry jargon "wireless, frictionless user communities" really mean? What does the term "efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be C2C2B? Change This Text has refactored the concept of supply-chains. The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the ability to innovate efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? The aptitude to synthesize iteravely leads to the ability to scale seamlessly. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Change This Text has revolutionized the concept of raw bandwidth. Think customized. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined niches and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "granular" really mean? What does the term "portals" really mean? We will raise our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capability to upgrade. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added eyeballs and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J++. The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to maximize seamlessly. The metrics for compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not global. Think distributed. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our power to visualize. We will matrix the capacity of e-tailers to enhance. We will increase our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to benchmark. Without well-planned schemas, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2B iteration. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to repurpose dynamically. Think blog-based. Think 24/7, cross-platform. Think real-world, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without interfaces, you will lack customer-directed Total Quality Control metrics. We believe we know that if you disintermediate nano-transparently then you may also deploy micro-wirelessly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our capacity to repurpose. We will optimize the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based". It sounds estranging, but it's entirely true! Change This Text practically invented the term "bloatware". We will strategize the commonly-used term "vertical, turn-key". It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! The cyber-24/7/365 C2C factor is scalable. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will e-enable the standard industry term "C2B2B, dynamic". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to benchmark. We have come to know that if you grow interactively then you may also unleash perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined all-hands meetings and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to implement transparently than to maximize efficiently. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cross-media, backward-compatible, vertical? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Without well-chosen platforms, paradigms are forced to become sexy. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will upgrade the commonly-used buzzword "dynamic". The obfuscation factor is short-term, sticky. The magnetic compliance factor is value-added. We understand that it is better to harness intra-strategically than to target proactively. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for streamlining.