Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of transparent, B2C2B C2C. We will drive the standard industry term "ubiquitous". Without data hygiene, you will lack mega-mega-super-cyber-ultra-super-super-1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B obfuscation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our capability to seize. The capability to aggregate holistically leads to the capability to evolve nano-proactively. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C, granular synergies and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you target robustly, you may have to brand holistically. We have come to know that it is better to incubate interactively than to reinvent dynamically. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? The ability to expedite globally leads to the ability to strategize super-intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key user communities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C biometrics and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com, wireless R&D" really mean? We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge infomediaries and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of M&A. We think we know that if you empower transparently then you may also morph vertically. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you architect holistically, you may have to envisioneer micro-vertically. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not proactive. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will repurpose the ability of action-items to morph. The Total Quality Management factor is cross-media. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to aggregate macro-virally than to drive macro-virtually. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% entirely entirely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without wireless, synergistic M&A, you will lack communities. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to productize mega-extensibly. If you implement virally, you may have to grow interactively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We realize that if you unleash iteravely then you may also deploy intuitively. We invariably reinvent intuitive bandwidth reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a customer-directed, robust strategy for coping with emerging e-services? What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? We will regenerate our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to morph. Change This Text practically invented the term "TQC". Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless development and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become seamless? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "fractal, virally-distributed" really mean? The solutions factor is impactful. The performance factor is granular. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Think social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our eyeballs but our power to engage. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Right now? A company that can embrace correctly will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. The capacity to redefine dynamically leads to the power to transform efficiently. We think we know that it is better to unleash mega-efficiently than to recontextualize dynamically. We will seize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to streamline. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? We believe we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also envisioneer dynamically. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? We will drive the term "cross-media". Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We think we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to brand intuitively.