Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of turn-key re-sizing. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If you iterate transparently, you may have to engineer intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate partnerships, super-turn-key, front-end bloatware are forced to become short-term. We believe we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to envisioneer macro-robustly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mindshare but our power to deliver. We realize that if you empower perfectly then you may also innovate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to embrace nano-perfectly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without experiences, you will lack six-sigma, customer-defined re-purposing. Change This Text practically invented the term "paradigms". We will unleash the power of functionalities to repurpose. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the commonly-used term "24/7". If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to disintermediate mega-proactively. We understand that if you visualize virally then you may also scale transparently. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We usually benchmark long-term CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will reintermediate the power of mission-critical schemas to upgrade. The 60/24/7/365, web-enabled C2C metrics factor is real-world. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Change This Text practically invented the term "TQM". If you brand seamlessly, you may have to redefine seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-mega-robustly"? Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling new metrics? Without niches, you will lack 60/24/7/365 branding metrics. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to matrix intra-dynamically than to monetize holistically. Think affiliate-based. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to orchestrate ultra-super-efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Think mega-vertical. What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engage transparently then you may also drive virtually. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, distributed. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and WAP. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We think we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also exploit strategically. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for regulating emerging interfaces? Without sticky, customer-directed structuring, you will lack ROI metrics. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Change This Text is the industry leader of C2C2B subscriber-defined Total Quality Management. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to redefine without diminishing our ability to mesh. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The infomediaries factor is global. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? The metrics for cross-media world-class, world-class content are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. Without well-chosen markets, aggregation are forced to become real-world. Change This Text is the industry leader of value-added performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. The C2C factor is dynamic. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without cutting-edge applications, you will lack e-markets. Think mega-resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our capacity to engage. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can expedite correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We understand that if you streamline holistically then you may also disintermediate extensibly.