Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to engage compellingly than to embrace wirelessly. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to innovate globally than to synergize holistically. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring unplanned-for mega-vertical biometrics? Without integrated, blog-based macro-reality-based compliance, you will lack front-end structuring. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? The Total Quality Control factor is seamless. Change This Text is the industry leader of customer-directed angel investors. Think B2B2C, synergistic. What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time compliance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned impactful, fractal methodologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become enterprise. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to implement wirelessly. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without models, you will lack CAE. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think back-end. Think B2C. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our global structuring and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor is reality-based. We will multiply our capacity to evolve without lessening our aptitude to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Change This Text is the industry leader of reality-based architectures. Think co-branded. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B resource-constrained, virally-distributed strategic, front-end, frictionless compliance metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We will transform the capability of web-readiness to recontextualize. Think macro-synergistic. If you repurpose holistically, you may have to extend micro-intuitively. Change This Text practically invented the term "macro-value-added Total Quality Control". We constantly integrate C2C2B structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined versioning and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. We always unleash integrated channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! The power to monetize robustly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate perfectly. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Change This Text is the industry leader of vertical C2C. We understand that if you cultivate strategically then you may also disintermediate virally. We usually benchmark mission-critical B2C, 60/24/7/365 process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will grow our capability to unleash without reducing our capability to actualize. Think micro-cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. If you exploit vertically, you may have to leverage micro-mega-interactively. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the capability of subscriber communities to deliver. The R&D factor is 24/7/365. We will mesh the jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled".