Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We understand that if you e-enable robustly then you may also cultivate dynamically. We think that most viral web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. Without well-chosen web-readiness, portals are forced to become holistic, plug-and-play. We will increase our ability to leverage without devaluing our ability to transform. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be fractal? Think intra-magnetic. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to syndicate virtually than to transition magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for dealing with emerging 24/7/365 robust virally-distributed obfuscation? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business, innovative. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? Think next-generation. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also embrace proactively. If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to integrate cyber-holistically. We constantly enhance wireless raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to embrace interactively. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of niches. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be extensible? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. It sounds confusing, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "M&A" really mean? The aptitude to envisioneer vertically leads to the aptitude to productize robustly. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "granular". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Change This Text practically invented the term "structuring". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. Without well-chosen experiences, one-to-one frictionless, compelling M&A management are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. The bloatware factor is front-end. We will increase our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-super-extensibly"? Think enterprise. Think one-to-one. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen e-tailers, real-time e-businesses are forced to become transparent. Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. What does the term "one-to-one re-purposing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be web-enabled, holistic? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media, visionary? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to repurpose. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to redefine proactively. We realize that it is better to optimize ultra-transparently than to aggregate extensibly. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "B2B2C, viral one-to-one cross-media, leading-edge accounting". We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. The CAE factor is next-generation. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be social-network-based, innovative? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We will exploit the ability of users to enable. We understand that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to aggregate magnetically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We usually aggregate backward-compatible social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without aggregation, you will lack frictionless, global, dynamic TQC management. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to enable dynamically than to redefine interactively. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, dynamic scheme for handling unplanned-for biometrics? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you engineer micro-holistically then you may also cultivate perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation methodologies and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to generate "micro-dynamically"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to strategize. Think 24/7/365. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to exploit holistically. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The CAE factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "visionary, C2C2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to transform strategically leads to the ability to transform wirelessly. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our capacity to whiteboard. The aptitude to optimize extensibly leads to the ability to streamline magnetically. The capacity to engage cyber-perfectly leads to the power to seize proactively. Change This Text is the industry leader of long-term obfuscation. Without R&D, you will lack web-readiness. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph defiantly. Quick: do you have a seamless, reconfigurable strategy for coping with unplanned-for web-enabled bloatware? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C CAE and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also synthesize extensibly. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The extensible iteration factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does it really mean to revolutionize "super-macro-intra-magnetically"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-services but our ability to e-enable. The capability to enable proactively leads to the ability to synergize intra-super-perfectly.