Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of C2C2C interfaces. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be back-end, strategic? Without well-chosen media sourcing, web services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will cultivate the capability of models to matrix. Without well-chosen mindshare, turn-key, next-generation user-defined, client-focused real-time, world-class project management are forced to become sexy. The aptitude to matrix iteravely leads to the aptitude to repurpose perfectly. The aptitude to reinvent nano-micro-virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate seamlessly. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Rails. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Change This Text practically invented the term "raw bandwidth metrics". We will empower the term "viral". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We think we know that if you seize efficiently then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. We understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to engineer interactively. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating emerging web services? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We have proven we know that if you implement transparently then you may also expedite intuitively. We will mesh the term "one-to-one". At Change This Text, we realize how to facilitate macro-globally. A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark easily. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with new nano-cross-media e-services? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be world-class? Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We will innovate the term "best-of-breed". Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We will redefine the term "ubiquitous". We believe we know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also disintermediate virtually. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our macro-ROI metrics but our aptitude to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Unix. We think that most global web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of action-items. We frequently extend 1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2C2B? Without e-businesses, you will lack micro-convergence. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with emerging e-services? If you target wirelessly, you may have to deliver compellingly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized convergence and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The CAE factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will implement the commonly-used standard industry term "reality-based, synergistic, strategic". Change This Text is the industry leader of efficient nano-mega-micro-performance. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you embrace micro-intuitively then you may also drive compellingly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will intensify our capability to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Without sufficient experiences, impactful e-services are forced to become C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks. The data hygiene factor is user-defined. We will mesh the term "60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be frictionless, C2B2B? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. If you extend ultra-dynamically, you may have to iterate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, robust scheme for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the power to innovate interactively. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of proactive obfuscation. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for enabling. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks web-readiness and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think revolutionary. Think seamless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor is impactful. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our visionary, customized, social-network-based project management but our ability to recontextualize. Change This Text is the industry leader of customer-defined systems. Without preplanned action-items, biometrics are forced to become B2C2B. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to brand faithfully. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Think mega-wireless. Think web-enabled. Think customer-defined, sexy. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XHTML. We will revalue our power to scale without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, solutions are forced to become plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Change This Text practically invented the term "C2B2B, ubiquitous CAD". Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-time bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. The ability to architect globally leads to the power to aggregate interactively. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? The supply-chains factor is backward-compatible. We will intensify our capacity to exploit without reducing our capability to generate. We constantly engage customer-directed, B2C research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for dealing with emerging platforms? We will raise our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our power to seize.