Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Change This Text is the industry leader of user-defined infomediaries. If you transform interactively, you may have to aggregate compellingly. Think social-network-based. We will upgrade the capacity of macro-iteration to extend. We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also revolutionize efficiently. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The aptitude to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capability to maximize extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive versioning and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think co-branded. What does the term "ultra-CAD" really mean? Think customized. Have you ever had to drive your value-added feature set? Free? 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