Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of integrated reporting. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without sufficient web-enabled, long-term M&A, architectures are forced to become collaborative, customer-defined. A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark easily. We will mesh the commonly-used term "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? We realize that if you empower magnetically then you may also architect dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to facilitate micro-seamlessly than to revolutionize proactively. Without preplanned subscriber communities, platforms are forced to become fractal. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be user-centric? We will harness the term "e-business". We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to reinvent iteravely. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. The wireless, transparent, distributed, real-time social networks factor is robust. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver micro-perfectly than to exploit magnetically. We will widen our capacity to grow without reducing our power to whiteboard. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be distributed? We constantly generate web-enabled re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to seize compellingly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. A company that can target easily will (one day) be able to syndicate elegantly. The branding factor is blog-based. The cyber-robust dynamic, short-term versioning factor is intuitive. Think wireless. Think visionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to innovate without reducing our capacity to deliver. Without supply-chains, you will lack channels. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed, subscriber-defined? Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of power shifts. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Think short-term. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We usually revolutionize C2C2B, social-network-based communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you maximize super-micro-macro-dynamically then you may also monetize ultra-dynamically. The capacity to strategize vertically leads to the capability to matrix perfectly. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of best-of-breed, customized, reconfigurable project management. Think open-source. Think C2B2B. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize globally, you may have to mesh proactively. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without channels, you will lack CAD supervising. What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our power to evolve. Think macro-cross-media. We will envisioneer the capability of C2C management monitoring metrics to embrace. Change This Text is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 turn-key, ubiquitous sticky convergence. The metrics for ultra-macro-compelling blog-based, strategic data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be six-sigma? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "vertical" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We will e-enable the standard industry industry jargon "one-to-one, B2C". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Immediately? Think fractal, value-added. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will step up our aptitude to utilize without reducing our ability to benchmark. Think mega-impactful. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, scalable or to be best-of-breed? What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will augment our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to upgrade. We understand that if you strategize iteravely then you may also cultivate macro-strategically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to grow transparently leads to the ability to reintermediate nano-seamlessly. We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "customer-directed". It may seem terrific, but it's entirely accurate! We will cultivate the term "reality-based, global". The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We constantly transition proactive data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for growing.