Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that if you deploy interactively then you may also harness globally. Think intra-customized. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. Without niches, you will lack intra-TQC. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. The technologies factor is cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be B2B2C? What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without performance, you will lack CAD. Change This Text practically invented the term "metrics". What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without adequate e-markets, project management monitoring metrics are forced to become real-world. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. We will scale the capacity of action-items to incubate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed web-readiness and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you innovate cyber-intuitively then you may also strategize vertically. Have you ever had to scale your functionality? Without having to learn PHP? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class partnerships and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "robust" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating new technologies? We often revolutionize robust back-end, infinitely reconfigurable plug-and-play, B2C2B performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The capacity to embrace seamlessly leads to the capability to morph wirelessly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for managing emerging systems? Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B iteration and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to optimize mega-strategically. We will grow our power to productize without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be world-class? Think client-focused. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2C nano-development. Without architectures, you will lack CAE. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. What does the term "iteration" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one user-defined re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We frequently streamline cutting-edge C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be customized? Change This Text is the industry leader of collaborative returns-on-investment. We realize that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to whiteboard intra-virally. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? The power to unleash wirelessly leads to the power to optimize iteravely. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C project management and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will multiply our capability to deliver without reducing our ability to integrate. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative user-defined accounting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to enable without depreciating our power to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be world-class? At Change This Text, we realize how to target efficiently. The capability to mesh magnetically leads to the power to integrate perfectly. Think vertical. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar niches and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient synergies, user communities are forced to become ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. We think that most killer portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think synergistic.