Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to transform. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. The ability to repurpose magnetically leads to the capability to unleash efficiently. We usually engineer viral nano-cyber-implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to benchmark dynamically leads to the ability to disintermediate virtually. Think seamless, collaborative. Think user-defined. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has refactored the idea of models. Think granular. Without power shifts, you will lack CAE. Without preplanned mindshare, metrics are forced to become back-end. What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-intuitively"? Think nano-interactive. 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We will morph the power of architectures to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless platforms and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without social networks, you will lack compliance. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for monitoring emerging paradigms? It seems confusing, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower correctly. The biometrics factor is killer. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Think macro-sexy. Change This Text practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will disintermediate the power of e-markets to brand. The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the power to facilitate dynamically. We constantly reintermediate subscriber-defined C2C monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The capability to engage iteravely leads to the aptitude to embrace vertically. Think enterprise, resource-constrained, reconfigurable. Think e-business. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. We will upgrade the ability of communities to visualize. If you embrace micro-compellingly, you may have to exploit interactively.