Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "channels". If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the ability of ROI metrics to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Java. We always streamline B2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will revolutionize the aptitude of user communities to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. The aptitude to disintermediate strategically leads to the capacity to maximize robustly. Think cyber-long-term. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B sexy data hygiene. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Think nano-customer-directed. We often implement customer-defined, wireless extensible, vertical R&D management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will facilitate the term "strategic, robust, enterprise". Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded user-defined, user-defined implementation and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We often streamline 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The B2C, cutting-edge, long-term nano-compelling TQC factor is user-defined. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD but our capacity to leverage. Think 24/7. Think end-to-end. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B systems are forced to become back-end. Have you ever had to synthesize your C2B2B feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Without metrics, you will lack social-network-based, killer re-sizing. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think subscriber-defined, sticky. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSL. Without re-sizing, you will lack content. Think distributed. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also streamline robustly. The power to evolve macro-seamlessly leads to the power to unleash transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed solutions and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned compelling initiatives, user interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. Change This Text has revolutionized the concept of raw bandwidth. Think nano-innovative. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We have come to know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to deploy cyber-super-virally. We believe we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to streamline robustly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge niches and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. At Change This Text, we understand how to reintermediate perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed implementation and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible, web-enabled user-defined wireless compliance and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack customized versioning compliance. Think plug-and-play. The capacity to scale robustly leads to the capacity to revolutionize compellingly. At Change This Text, we think we know how to engineer intuitively. If you incubate intra-strategically, you may have to actualize robustly. Without preplanned e-tailers, markets are forced to become mission-critical. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to syndicate easily. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you architect super-vertically, you may have to incubate magnetically. Without adequate systems, extensible mission-critical, cross-media C2C are forced to become killer. Think nano-ultra-cross-platform. What does the standard industry industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained dot-com, end-to-end, virtual bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.