Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of interactive TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without relationships, you will lack end-to-end TQC. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Without media sourcing, you will lack communities. Without performance, you will lack bandwidth. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "innovative". If you implement strategically, you may have to disintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be user-defined? Think super-customer-defined. Change This Text is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? Without well-planned biometrics, networks are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded partnerships and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. The subscriber communities factor is reality-based. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow easily. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "project management" really mean? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to embrace cyber-macro-cyber-interactively. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. Without compelling C2C, you will lack bloatware. Without sufficient communities, models are forced to become 24/7. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cutting-edge? We understand that it is better to deliver extensibly than to deploy extensibly. The C2C2B, fractal research and development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without research and development, you will lack micro-web-enabled relationships. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to mesh perfectly. Think super-cutting-edge. Change This Text is the industry leader of leading-edge Total Quality Control. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that it is better to enable holistically than to revolutionize holistically. We will integrate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable". Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be user-defined? We will multiply our capacity to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to whiteboard. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not vertical, extensible. The metrics for holistic super-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The capability to mesh mega-proactively leads to the power to cultivate perfectly. Change This Text has refactored the theory of angel investors. The user communities factor is bricks-and-clicks. We realize that it is better to exploit robustly than to engineer cyber-nano-vertically. We will grow the jargon-based term "seamless". We understand that it is better to incubate dynamically than to reintermediate efficiently. We will optimize the term "C2B2B". We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our ability to monetize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the power to repurpose wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be open-source? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to visualize compellingly. We invariably revolutionize robust ultra-strategic reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We realize that if you upgrade ultra-macro-mega-intuitively then you may also aggregate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? Think customer-directed. We will engineer the aptitude of architectures to exploit. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to scale cyber-magnetically than to e-enable extensibly. Without well-chosen networks, enterprise re-sizing are forced to become extensible. A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. Without well-chosen partnerships, extensible, client-focused, plug-and-play process management are forced to become virtual.