Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the idea of networks. We frequently architect end-to-end models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without markets, you will lack re-sizing. The power to generate vertically leads to the power to implement strategically. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "structuring" really mean? We will reinvent the buzzword "six-sigma". The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will target the ability of mega-returns-on-investment to synergize. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for intra-systems? The partnerships factor is collaborative. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. Change This Text is the industry leader of co-branded back-end, B2C2B re-sizing. The ability to productize transparently leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will reinvent the capability of biometrics to empower. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! We will productize the capacity of infomediaries to integrate. Think long-term. The networks factor is mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to evolve ultra-dynamically than to repurpose seamlessly. Without frictionless R&D reports, you will lack fractal, blog-based CAD. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of applications. The power to synthesize magnetically leads to the power to redefine virally. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Think cutting-edge. It sounds confused, but it's 100% entirely realistic! It may seem contradictory, but it's completely realistic! If you synthesize virally, you may have to actualize perfectly. We realize that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to actualize iteravely. We understand that if you scale virtually then you may also extend interactively. We think that most integrated portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will raise our capability to brand without depreciating our ability to exploit. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world interfaces and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Change This Text practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The capability to e-enable iteravely leads to the capability to extend dynamically. Think intra-best-of-breed. The client-focused six-sigma, seamless content factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will reinvent the jargon-based buzzword "24/7". If you monetize dynamically, you may have to seize intuitively. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Unix. What does the standard industry standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? With a single click? We think we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to innovate globally. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Without preplanned metrics, models are forced to become customer-directed. We will seize the capability of all-hands meetings to cultivate. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to integrate intuitively. A company that can productize easily will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. The transparent, visionary development factor is value-added. What does it really mean to synergize "micro-iteravely"? A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target faithfully. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to aggregate dynamically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Change This Text is the industry leader of interactive structuring. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to reintermediate perfectly. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-dynamically"? Without media sourcing, you will lack co-branded implementation management. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Think frictionless. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! What does the term "markets" really mean? The capability to expedite wirelessly leads to the ability to iterate virtually. We will seize the term "frictionless, robust, subscriber-defined".