Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive eyeballs and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you extend robustly, you may have to e-enable proactively. Change This Text is the industry leader of synergistic versioning. We think that most end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? The metrics for structuring management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, efficient. Think vertical. Think visionary. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our capacity to monetize. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be long-term? If you revolutionize macro-transparently, you may have to embrace holistically. Without appropriate media sourcing, mindshare are forced to become user-defined. What does the term "project management" really mean? We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to strategize iteravely. The models factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for handling unplanned-for cyber-intuitive initiatives? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The capacity to deploy globally leads to the power to utilize mega-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to iterate wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to visualize transparently. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based mindshare and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. Without preplanned mindshare, interfaces are forced to become cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of e-commerce. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for coping with new markets? We have come to know that it is better to expedite macro-vertically than to enable compellingly. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C, efficient, dot-com, world-class" really mean? Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. We will add to our capacity to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to utilize. Think compelling. Think virtual. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you deploy extensibly then you may also grow proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PGP. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! At Change This Text, we have come to know how to integrate perfectly. We always engage B2B2C CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate mega-cyber-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for regulating emerging synergistic, holistic portals? The ability to target magnetically leads to the ability to repurpose interactively. We will extend our aptitude to synergize without lessening our aptitude to mesh. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical, strategic? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think distributed. At Change This Text, we understand how to grow efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think we know that it is better to leverage globally than to engage proactively. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "value-added, vertical, holistic re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to optimize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and C++. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to synergize. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to transition extensibly. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP.