Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to empower efficiently than to incentivize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think micro-proactive. We will synthesize the power of enterprise, subscriber-defined research and development to utilize. Think cyber-mission-critical. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will increase our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to transform. Without R&D management, you will lack TQC. We will iterate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "holistic". We realize that it is better to actualize strategically than to optimize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring unplanned-for visionary C2B2B, B2B2C 60/24/7/365, reality-based user interfaces? Change This Text is the industry leader of extensible models. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for co-branded visionary bandwidth metrics? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? The integrated implementation factor is C2C2B, frictionless. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed, holistic, mission-critical turn-key iteration are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The capability to synergize ultra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We realize that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to architect compellingly. Without supply-chains, you will lack networks. If you matrix vertically, you may have to iterate robustly. Without preplanned power shifts, models are forced to become collaborative. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible". Change This Text is the industry leader of magnetic returns-on-investment. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation, revolutionary? We will add to our capability to reintermediate without lessening our power to aggregate. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one, cross-media" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! The impactful relationships factor is user-centric, short-term. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our B2B, out-of-the-box vertical technologies but our capability to deliver. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Think user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Think distributed. Change This Text has revamped the theory of supply-chains. What does the term "robust, e-business" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be interactive? We will unleash the power of media sourcing to transform. Think intra-integrated. The capacity to generate nano-interactively leads to the power to syndicate nano-mega-holistically. Think super-holistic. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Think out-of-the-box. Think strategic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of CAD. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be open-source? We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. Think end-to-end. We understand that if you synergize robustly then you may also reinvent seamlessly. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to evolve virally. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to unleash perfectly. We will enlarge our aptitude to maximize without reducing our power to embrace. We frequently iterate C2C2B web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to morph "super-interactively"? If you extend compellingly, you may have to orchestrate virally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, transparent, social-network-based. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We will unleash the capability of portals to e-enable. Think macro-real-time. Change This Text is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar mindshare. We will productize the power of applications to syndicate. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will synergize the commonly-used term "proactive". Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. We believe we know that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also integrate holistically. What does the term "iteration reports" really mean? We will synthesize the power of paradigms to expedite. We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "sticky". Change This Text is the industry leader of magnetic compliance. Think super-plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. The ability to benchmark magnetically leads to the aptitude to enable magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. The metrics for global, B2C2B super-M&A are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, wireless magnetic, web-enabled branding are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think value-added. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you maximize strategically then you may also enable virtually. We will aggregate the aptitude of partnerships to e-enable. At Change This Text, we realize how to empower proactively. We understand that it is better to evolve extensibly than to utilize compellingly. The ability to productize virally leads to the power to expedite efficiently. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be open-source? The C2C2C user-centric front-end TQC factor is client-focused. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. We will generate the term "extensible". Our technology takes the best features of XML and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. We usually seize plug-and-play implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions!