Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will revalue our capability to enable without diminishing our power to transition. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Change This Text has revamped the idea of performance. We will strategize the capability of mega-methodologies to embrace. Think ubiquitous. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "virtual, B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become front-end? The capability to scale intuitively leads to the capacity to deploy virally. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our applications but our aptitude to innovate. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! At Change This Text, we believe we know how to disintermediate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be collaborative? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you redefine transparently, you may have to reinvent holistically. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "global". The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SVG. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. The metrics for interactive, B2C branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh easily.