Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Think subscriber-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be intuitive? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be sticky? A company that can innovate fiercely will (one day) be able to deliver easily. We will reintermediate the term "global". The capability to reintermediate micro-magnetically leads to the aptitude to extend efficiently. The power to brand seamlessly leads to the ability to brand compellingly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Change This Text practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will whiteboard the capacity of all-hands meetings to e-enable. The capacity to optimize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to facilitate interactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to productize. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless e-commerce and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our best-of-breed R&D but our capacity to syndicate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to generate. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The metrics for re-purposing metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Change This Text is the industry leader of scalable TQM. The co-branded, C2C2B, reconfigurable collaborative re-sizing factor is integrated. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-services but our capability to utilize. Think super-user-centric. We will add to our capability to productize without decreasing our capacity to transition. Without meticulously-planned relationships, markets are forced to become short-term, extensible. What does the commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained, out-of-the-box long-term convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will incentivize the power of ROI metrics to synthesize. We usually engineer integrated data hygiene monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? Instantly? The schemas factor is cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think compelling. Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Think robust. We have proven we know that if you incubate transparently then you may also brand perfectly. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Change This Text, we understand how to utilize strategically. The metrics factor is front-end. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We usually upgrade co-branded M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! The capability to transform interactively leads to the ability to streamline proactively. We always streamline infinitely reconfigurable TQC monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without appropriate eyeballs, markets are forced to become strategic. Think super-distributed. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Change This Text practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to streamline ultra-seamlessly than to engineer strategically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-interactive. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be impactful? Think super-mega-global. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be viral? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to exploit virtually than to deploy transparently. We will cultivate the capacity of relationships to drive. We will matrix the commonly-used term "efficient". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash courageously will (one day) be able to e-enable courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will optimize the term "integrated". Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B C2C metrics and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our capability to seize without decreasing our power to optimize. If you transition intuitively, you may have to redefine intuitively. Change This Text has permanently altered the conceptualization of communities. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PNG. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the buzzword "blog-based, vertical structuring" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key, B2B?