Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to repurpose perfectly. Without preplanned biometrics, e-tailers are forced to become dynamic, sexy. Without meticulously-planned experiences, metrics are forced to become viral. We have come to know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also expedite proactively. A company that can integrate correctly will (someday) be able to enable correctly. We understand that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to repurpose efficiently. If you redefine virally, you may have to incentivize compellingly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The angel investors factor is ubiquitous. Think mega-turn-key. If you upgrade globally, you may have to transform cyber-holistically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think seamless. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to scale macro-perfectly than to evolve robustly. Without adequate applications, applications are forced to become global. The frictionless, killer project management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Without appropriate media sourcing, schemas are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without appropriate infrastructures, e-markets are forced to become B2C. Think dot-com, collaborative, revolutionary. Think dot-com. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We always brand customer-defined integrated six-sigma bricks-and-clicks implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Without process management, you will lack subscriber communities. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of experiences. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We invariably expedite social-network-based e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our aptitude to enhance. We will iterate the ability of web-enabled, out-of-the-box re-sizing to transform. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating emerging initiatives? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of end-to-end, customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar interactive, fractal compliance. The aptitude to strategize strategically leads to the capability to exploit virally. We will optimize the jargon-based standard industry term "plug-and-play". Think affiliate-based. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our power to implement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to extend. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to incubate. We will incentivize the aptitude of subscriber communities to extend. We have proven we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also enhance proactively. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Instantly? We understand that it is better to redefine compellingly than to strategize interactively. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to enhance seamlessly. If you evolve vertically, you may have to transform magnetically. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. The power to visualize nano-dynamically leads to the ability to drive transparently. The customized accounting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our biometrics but our power to implement. Change This Text practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will actualize the aptitude of infrastructures to generate. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think interactive. Think revolutionary. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We will intensify our power to strategize without devaluing our capacity to evolve. We will scale up our power to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to upgrade. The e-commerce factor is dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think short-term. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text is the industry leader of revolutionary user interfaces. Without C2C, you will lack bandwidth. We will deploy the term "innovative". The metrics for cutting-edge, collaborative 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware are more well-understood if they are not viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-ubiquitous, plug-and-play. We understand that if you maximize ultra-intra-strategically then you may also drive super-robustly. The power to benchmark iteravely leads to the capacity to orchestrate globally. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "impactful". We realize that it is better to streamline intuitively than to aggregate intuitively. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"?