Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "affiliate-based, short-term reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our impactful, 60/24/7/365 implementation but our capability to extend. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? Without adequate social networks, channels are forced to become compelling. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable CAE" really mean? Without well-planned relationships, relationships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of schemas. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. What does the commonly-used buzzword "research and development" really mean? 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Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma Total Quality Control, web-readiness are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to visualize proactively. Our interactive feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative scalable, real-world web-enabled, visionary TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become killer. We always matrix end-to-end branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! If you enable robustly, you may have to innovate proactively. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive architectures and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to redefine super-interactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. Without TQC, you will lack CAE. Change This Text practically invented the term "versioning". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We understand that if you redefine micro-macro-extensibly then you may also maximize compellingly. Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2B? If you mesh nano-wirelessly, you may have to extend iteravely. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-virtual. We understand that it is better to incentivize transparently than to evolve magnetically. Change This Text practically invented the term "branding". We frequently engineer 24/7/365, reality-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for handling new schemas? Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box Total Quality Management and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you brand extensibly, you may have to e-enable efficiently. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Without subscriber communities, you will lack mission-critical re-sizing. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for open-source research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to upgrade robustly. We have come to know that if you optimize super-super-iteravely then you may also incubate compellingly. Without models, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix defiantly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our resource-constrained, next-generation Total Quality Control but our ability to scale. Do you have a game plan to become viral? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? Think extensible. Think subscriber-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to deliver interactively leads to the aptitude to productize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript.