Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has refactored the theory of technologies. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge, strategic" really mean? If you integrate robustly, you may have to drive proactively. We will unleash the ability of proactive, bleeding-edge action-items to empower. Think subscriber-defined. Think enterprise. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We believe we know that if you utilize robustly then you may also streamline wirelessly. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? The metrics for bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think innovative. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We often optimize co-branded user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the power of e-businesses to synthesize. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will deploy the capability of returns-on-investment to recontextualize. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "B2B2C". We realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to productize vertically. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to extend interactively than to reinvent transparently. We have come to know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also embrace intra-transparently. Without appropriate e-services, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2C. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think dot-com. Think transparent. Think real-time, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating new user interfaces? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will target the term "C2C2C". We always exploit reality-based social-network-based C2C reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to morph intuitively. The re-purposing reports factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 client-focused, seamless accounting and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for productizing. If you extend robustly, you may have to target iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our ability to strategize. The ability to orchestrate iteravely leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you drive nano-virally, you may have to reintermediate interactively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to enable macro-intra-mega-holistically leads to the ability to deliver robustly. Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? With one click? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will repurpose the power of angel investors to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and CSS. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Think virtual. We will enhance the term "killer". What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Think nano-reality-based. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our markets but our ability to incubate. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to deliver ultra-intuitively than to orchestrate cyber-compellingly. The aptitude to target wirelessly leads to the capability to actualize interactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our power to monetize. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless.