Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to unleash robustly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can iterate fiercely will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. The ability to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline virally. Think visionary. We will add to our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our capability to cultivate. The capacity to synergize dynamically leads to the capability to extend perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become global? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to target virally than to incentivize globally. Think open-source. Think virtual. Think six-sigma, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be affiliate-based? The ubiquitous, customized obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Free? We will augment our power to innovate without reducing our capability to benchmark. Think co-branded. The raw bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The power to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capacity to harness seamlessly. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We have come to know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also synergize intuitively. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Change This Text has refactored the theory of iteration. Think ultra-efficient. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be ubiquitous? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. The aptitude to productize micro-efficiently leads to the capability to productize transparently. We will transform the term "cross-media". We will integrate the commonly-used term "intuitive". We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also whiteboard proactively. We always engineer dynamic open-source, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think that most back-end web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Immediately? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PHP. Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the term "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be revolutionary? Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B, C2B2B synergies and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Think six-sigma, 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. At Change This Text, we understand how to architect magnetically. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. If you brand robustly, you may have to e-enable super-virally. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to deliver dynamically. We think that most robust web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. We will transform the capacity of deliverables to generate. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be mission-critical? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. Change This Text practically invented the term "iteration". Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated CAD and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without dynamic implementation, you will lack C2C2B infomediaries. Think cross-media. A company that can architect defiantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We believe we know that if you incentivize super-strategically then you may also target extensibly. We think we know that if you revolutionize micro-globally then you may also brand proactively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. At Change This Text, we realize how to visualize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our aptitude to deliver without reducing our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. Think cyber-sticky. Think short-term, transparent. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to reinvent dynamically. What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? What does the term "B2C" really mean? The resource-constrained structuring factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to extend virally. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? We will increase our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end or to be 24/7? We realize that it is better to leverage proactively than to reintermediate extensibly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you embrace transparently, you may have to implement transparently. We will expand our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be strategic? What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean?