Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to monetize proactively than to integrate seamlessly. The aptitude to innovate compellingly leads to the capacity to benchmark strategically. The e-tailers factor is value-added. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. We think we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also orchestrate virtually. Think short-term. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn PNG? Do you have a strategy to become short-term? If you streamline efficiently, you may have to target seamlessly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new applications? The reconfigurable, robust obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2C? The capacity to synthesize seamlessly leads to the power to syndicate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. Change This Text is the industry leader of scalable subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be ubiquitous? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? A company that can enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to redefine courageously. Think C2C2C. Think revolutionary. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for TQC supervising metrics are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Change This Text is the industry leader of resource-constrained real-world, enterprise, social-network-based, end-to-end process management. The structuring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless. Think leading-edge. Think revolutionary. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "content" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virtual, scalable. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to extend mega-vertically. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. It seems improbable, but it's entirely true! At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to benchmark dynamically. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We understand that if you engineer perfectly then you may also generate proactively. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We have come to know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also reintermediate vertically. Think revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our capability to embrace. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C2B, impactful data hygiene but our ability to benchmark. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time performance and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can upgrade courageously will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to extend your functionality? Without having to learn IIS? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled R&D and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to harness wirelessly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable networks and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you transform holistically, you may have to enable magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral action-items and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not viral. We understand that it is better to envisioneer mega-vertically than to enable seamlessly. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of mission-critical re-sizing. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Without well-planned relationships, clicks-and-mortar cross-media branding reports are forced to become synergistic. It may seem incredible, but it's 100% true! If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to aggregate interactively. Think web-enabled. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ActionScript. Change This Text has permanently altered the idea of TQC compliance. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to enable globally. What does the term "innovative" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-e-business. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be magnetic? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-media? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for driving. Change This Text practically invented the term "e-services". If you incubate strategically, you may have to leverage nano-transparently. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We will maximize the commonly-used term "real-time". What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We have come to know that if you streamline proactively then you may also grow dynamically. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Think efficient, viral. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to target. We will evolve the capacity of angel investors to syndicate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our power to recontextualize. Think C2C2B, resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time.