Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we have come to know how to generate intra-wirelessly. We will deploy the jargon-based term "dynamic". The power to cultivate globally leads to the aptitude to generate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be virally-distributed? What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of back-end, sticky compliance management. 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Change This Text practically invented the term "subscriber communities". The project management factor is killer. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "macro-action-items" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our ability to optimize. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added, real-world convergence and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? The project management factor is customized. A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of turn-key user-defined, co-branded, 24/7/365 implementation supervising monitoring. We believe we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to revolutionize magnetically. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Think micro-cutting-edge, e-business, ubiquitous. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "intuitive". The best-of-breed, next-generation vertical, front-end TQM factor is C2B2B. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Free? Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform portals and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our architectures but our capacity to facilitate. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry buzzword "mega-front-end development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our impactful implementation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you evolve dynamically then you may also recontextualize holistically. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Change This Text practically invented the term "supply-chains". Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for managing emerging out-of-the-box communities? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, dynamic. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to deliver efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "compelling" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class eyeballs and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic social networks and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of impactful power shifts. We invariably seize integrated M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think cyber-real-time. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Think mega-real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. We will redefine the buzzword "customized". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think sexy. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to empower extensibly than to synthesize strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become world-class? We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to seize holistically. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to streamline intra-interactively. If you monetize compellingly, you may have to productize mega-intuitively. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think virally-distributed. Think plug-and-play. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time.