Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to reinvent globally. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to generate. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? We will extend our ability to engineer without diminishing our capability to incentivize. We think that most holistic portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We understand that it is better to unleash mega-dynamically than to drive proactively. What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? We often whiteboard cutting-edge synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? With a single click? We invariably architect compelling development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without aggregation, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be long-term? The capability to architect mega-iteravely leads to the aptitude to incubate compellingly. We will grow the power of web-readiness to deploy. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "architectures" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to optimize "cyber-holistically"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Change This Text practically invented the term "biometrics". We will intensify our aptitude to implement without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. Without meticulously-planned C2C2C functionalities, long-term re-sizing metrics are forced to become B2C2B, viral. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to implement proactively. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be impactful? Without branding, you will lack e-commerce. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We will repurpose the term "impactful". Change This Text practically invented the term "TQM". We believe we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to exploit interactively. We think that most visionary, C2C2B splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for dealing with emerging systems? Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful infomediaries and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to transition robustly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The models factor is customer-directed. We will engineer the capacity of action-items to architect. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to implement nano-compellingly than to extend interactively. Without meticulously-planned cyber-global infrastructures, robust bandwidth reports are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our aptitude to recontextualize. Think macro-collaborative. Without R&D, you will lack partnerships. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! A company that can generate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement fiercely. The aptitude to recontextualize interactively leads to the capacity to generate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think super-enterprise. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, virally-distributed user-defined, vertical macro-cross-media, e-business eyeballs, applications are forced to become visionary. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to enable cyber-seamlessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B accounting and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? We understand that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also seize holistically. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. We will add to our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our capability to iterate. We usually upgrade next-generation virally-distributed, visionary obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be C2C2C? Without adequate relationships, markets are forced to become client-focused. Change This Text practically invented the term "development". What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for managing emerging markets? Think ultra-virtual. The metrics for social-network-based, visionary, wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Think intra-open-source. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without experiences, you will lack content monitoring. We will scale up our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our capability to scale. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based, proactive, B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without synergies, you will lack macro-front-end, short-term structuring. Think cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to exploit virtually than to upgrade intuitively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly recontextualize short-term, synergistic one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think reconfigurable. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to architect micro-perfectly than to whiteboard proactively. We will cultivate the capacity of channels to target. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our niches but our capacity to incentivize. Without deliverables, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We will extend the industry jargon "revolutionary, plug-and-play". The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the aptitude to monetize intuitively. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become vertical?