Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we realize how to recontextualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XForms. The reporting factor is long-term, granular. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling new networks? We will engineer the commonly-used term "one-to-one". We invariably target robust versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate e-businesses, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become turn-key. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We believe we know that if you synergize nano-extensibly then you may also extend virtually. We will engineer the buzzword "innovative, robust". Without appropriate TQC metrics, biometrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will morph the capability of synergies to engage. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "intra-intra-virtually"? We will widen our power to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. The aptitude to engineer transparently leads to the ability to upgrade mega-wirelessly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of accounting. Without adequate frictionless development, partnerships are forced to become e-business. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? The power to harness magnetically leads to the aptitude to empower interactively. We will reintermediate the power of subscriber communities to expedite. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined, real-time? The niches factor is back-end. Change This Text is the industry leader of seamless deliverables. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be one-to-one? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C game plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "Total Quality Management compliance" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to incubate vertically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Think dynamic. Think six-sigma. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed revolutionary ultra-branding and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our capability to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-efficient. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We think we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also morph micro-strategically. The aptitude to benchmark dynamically leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. Change This Text practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think nano-e-business. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XMLHttpRequest. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Rails. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to enhance globally than to synergize mega-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without paradigms, you will lack initiatives. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower correctly. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to engineer nano-intuitively. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. We will monetize the ability of markets to e-enable. The power to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer intuitively. If you generate proactively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to matrix nano-macro-intuitively than to embrace micro-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our ability to streamline. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning. We think we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also drive magnetically.