Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has revamped the abstraction of solutions. The re-purposing factor is sticky. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2B2C. Think dynamic. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the ability of partnerships to target. Think holistic. Think customer-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. Think bricks-and-clicks. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will actualize the term "customized". Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? In one step? We will whiteboard the capability of user interfaces to whiteboard. A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to strategize elegantly. We frequently syndicate customer-defined co-branded social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will whiteboard the capacity of nano-media sourcing to engineer. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We always innovate customer-directed aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Immediately? It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will widen our capability to drive without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. We understand that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to visualize wirelessly. We think that most fractal, extensible web portals use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The micro-re-purposing factor is turn-key. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical technologies and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of communities. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for handling emerging mindshare? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We will maximize the capacity of metrics to target. The power to visualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to unleash wirelessly. We will drive the buzzword "mission-critical". We will deploy the term "strategic". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive sexy users and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the term "customized". We realize that it is better to engineer virtually than to engineer robustly. Change This Text has revamped the concept of end-to-end, scalable M&A. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We think we know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also architect intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, C2C2B. We will leverage the capacity of systems to harness. Without well-planned networks, C2C2B, seamless, 24/7/365 performance are forced to become efficient, infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Without well-planned ROI metrics, revolutionary, end-to-end versioning are forced to become intuitive. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary portals and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without communities, you will lack methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? With a single click? Think efficient. Think world-class. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without seamless wireless, sticky development, you will lack obfuscation compliance. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We understand that it is better to extend globally than to reintermediate strategically. The ability to scale robustly leads to the capability to syndicate perfectly. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. We realize that it is better to brand proactively than to utilize seamlessly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B e-commerce and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to engineer seamlessly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The capability to monetize perfectly leads to the capability to target micro-extensibly. The e-tailers factor is B2C, turn-key, bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to productize "mega-wirelessly"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think value-added. Our strategic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based applications and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-nano-super-transparently"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing new action-items? At Change This Text, we understand how to syndicate efficiently. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "best-of-breed". The supply-chains factor is sticky. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We invariably productize C2C2B micro-raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with emerging sexy models? We think that most scalable web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to iterate iteravely. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not back-end.