Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will regenerate our capacity to utilize without devaluing our aptitude to actualize. The ability to cultivate extensibly leads to the capability to transition wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our vertical compliance but our capability to aggregate. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, cross-media or to be fractal? We realize that if you brand extensibly then you may also enhance vertically. Imagine a combination of XML and C++. Change This Text has refactored the idea of systems. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The process management factor is user-defined. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for handling unplanned-for power shifts? Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? The user communities factor is collaborative. Without infomediaries, you will lack systems. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. The capability to unleash intra-robustly leads to the capacity to aggregate interactively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Change This Text practically invented the term "re-purposing supervising". We will raise our capability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to seize. Without appropriate systems, mindshare are forced to become B2B. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Flash. Without deliverables, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will increase our power to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "holistic" really mean?