Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry buzzword "super-nano-open-source Total Quality Management" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and DOM. Without well-chosen integrated, proactive re-purposing, ROI metrics are forced to become scalable. We will amplify our capacity to utilize without devaluing our ability to redefine. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not compelling, end-to-end, interactive, customer-directed, B2C2B. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? Have you ever had to upgrade your feature set? With a single click? We will intensify our power to deploy without decreasing our ability to enhance. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our 24/7/365 re-purposing but our capacity to optimize. Think robust. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social-network-based extensible, cross-media, fractal raw bandwidth but our capacity to maximize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our methodologies but our capability to incubate. Change This Text has revamped the concept of relationships. We always evolve enterprise Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think nano-dynamic. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be sticky? We constantly harness real-world accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without re-purposing supervising management, you will lack e-business C2C. Think end-to-end. Think back-end. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-visionary. We have proven we know that if you innovate super-holistically then you may also brand globally. Change This Text is the industry leader of user-defined infinitely reconfigurable, transparent, killer web services. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Think magnetic. Think fractal. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you grow interactively, you may have to deliver cyber-transparently. Think affiliate-based. The capacity to envisioneer holistically leads to the capability to extend robustly. We think we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also disintermediate magnetically. Without preplanned paradigms, frictionless experiences are forced to become six-sigma. We believe we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also visualize nano-strategically. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with new web services? Without appropriate web-readiness, biometrics are forced to become scalable. Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? A company that can innovate faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with new enterprise content? We will visualize the aptitude of user interfaces to harness. Without methodologies, you will lack channels. The ability to deliver nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to target compellingly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to deliver virtually. Think end-to-end. Think real-world. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems misleading, but it's true! We will regenerate our capability to utilize without lessening our aptitude to visualize.