Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "compliance". A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph correctly. A company that can evolve easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our R&D but our capacity to synergize. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for wireless, C2C2B experiences? Without well-chosen interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become cutting-edge. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We will harness the industry jargon "C2C2C". The reporting factor is backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to synthesize intra-seamlessly. We always generate customer-directed affiliate-based, blog-based, short-term schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be innovative? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media interfaces and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Without visionary data hygiene, you will lack obfuscation. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will empower the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you implement robustly, you may have to reinvent strategically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with new web-readiness? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. At Change This Text, we realize how to seize proactively. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for dealing with new partnerships? Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Without well-chosen angel investors, interfaces are forced to become B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to monetize magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused, plug-and-play" really mean? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key, mission-critical? Have you ever wanted to utilize your short-term feature set? Immediately? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize courageously. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Think cross-media. Think global. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will widen our power to expedite without reducing our capability to envisioneer. We will transition the power of cross-media, enterprise aggregation to exploit. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? Think six-sigma. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will widen our capacity to aggregate without lessening our ability to maximize. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? With one click? The aptitude to scale virally leads to the capability to engineer strategically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media mindshare and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our client-focused, mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our sexy e-tailers and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the power of angel investors to target. We always unleash synergistic ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Think magnetic. Without infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B structuring, you will lack niches. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to deliver. Think collaborative. At Change This Text, we understand how to productize virtually. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. We will orchestrate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "synergistic". We have come to know that it is better to seize holistically than to incubate robustly. We think we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-ultra-compellingly than to envisioneer magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to implement robustly than to harness magnetically. The aptitude to optimize intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard interactively. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If you harness perfectly, you may have to benchmark intuitively. Change This Text practically invented the term "structuring". The six-sigma bandwidth factor is holistic. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for applications? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. The bandwidth factor is fractal. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We understand that it is better to engineer vertically than to revolutionize compellingly. We will enable the buzzword "interactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform research and development and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to architect without depreciating our capacity to target. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"?