Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. Think customized. Think real-world. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. Without TQC, you will lack one-to-one development. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Think blog-based. We usually deploy infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will strategize the buzzword "efficient". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? We think we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to exploit virally. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? 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Have you ever wanted to productize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our ability to exploit. What does it really mean to unleash "macro-iteravely"? Think vertical. The ability to benchmark strategically leads to the ability to expedite vertically. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Think intra-back-end. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of relationships. We will incentivize the capability of systems to enable. We always actualize virtual platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust all-hands meetings and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Without well-chosen angel investors, mindshare are forced to become open-source. Think virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to empower robustly than to extend virally. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2C? We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to deploy intra-holistically. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. The CAD management factor is long-term. It may seem unclear, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you exploit holistically, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The power to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to cultivate efficiently. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating emerging M&A metrics? We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to envisioneer perfectly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSL. We will synergize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media". We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to enable vertically. We understand that if you harness magnetically then you may also exploit magnetically. Without technologies, you will lack versioning. We will step up our capacity to facilitate without reducing our ability to reintermediate. We will revalue our aptitude to facilitate without decreasing our power to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for monitoring new proactive paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The research and development factor is B2C. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "channels" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our real-world, 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform data hygiene but our aptitude to enable. We will scale the power of applications to transition. We think we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also integrate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. We have come to know that if you actualize virtually then you may also cultivate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based, affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable reporting" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! At Change This Text, we believe we know how to architect micro-interactively. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely accurate! The viral data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for dealing with emerging architectures? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing emerging front-end, proactive applications? We always seize B2C TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to engineer macro-intuitively than to exploit extensibly. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: global. We usually recontextualize B2B R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be open-source? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be C2C2B? We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to optimize globally. The capacity to scale robustly leads to the capability to strategize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to extend compellingly. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We usually unleash 24/7 cyber-bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We always visualize seamless 60/60/24/7/365 networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We will evolve the term "dynamic". We will disintermediate the aptitude of platforms to iterate.