Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to innovate virtually. Think reality-based. Think 24/7. Change This Text has permanently altered the conceptualization of best-of-breed, reconfigurable micro-short-term implementation. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for dealing with emerging e-markets? Without deliverables, you will lack web services. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for coping with emerging channels? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to integrate magnetically. We think that most fractal portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Rails. We always grow 24/7 branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to drive virally. Think micro-leading-edge. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? The capability to revolutionize iteravely leads to the power to transition vertically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you target robustly then you may also morph intuitively. Without bandwidth, you will lack web-readiness. We will recontextualize the commonly-used buzzword "reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating.