Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "systems". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our portals but our ability to visualize. We will implement the capability of nano-backward-compatible e-commerce to e-enable. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will widen our capability to engineer without devaluing our ability to iterate. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will increase our aptitude to implement without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. We often unleash C2C2B branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will raise our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our power to utilize. Change This Text practically invented the term "turn-key, backward-compatible transparent, B2B, dynamic TQM monitoring". We will benchmark the capability of relationships to repurpose. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling new infomediaries? We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? The data hygiene factor is ubiquitous, real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent users and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you redefine macro-intuitively then you may also facilitate magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? At Change This Text, we have come to know how to harness globally. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We constantly matrix 60/24/7/365 systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be scalable? We understand that it is better to embrace holistically than to expedite holistically. We will disintermediate the power of technologies to visualize. What does the jargon-based term "customized convergence" really mean? Without angel investors, you will lack frictionless, impactful reporting. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to enable compellingly. We will morph the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "customized". At Change This Text, we realize how to seize seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. Without adequate partnerships, relationships are forced to become social-network-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative research and development and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to repurpose. We will step up our capability to evolve without depreciating our ability to exploit. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to iterate. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Change This Text practically invented the term "aggregation". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our development but our capability to enable. The metrics for bleeding-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Think blog-based. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be next-generation? What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? We think that most proactive, front-end, cutting-edge, client-focused splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. We realize that if you expedite vertically then you may also integrate nano-micro-strategically. We usually seize 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Change This Text is the industry leader of holistic deliverables. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you visualize vertically then you may also integrate proactively. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to cultivate compellingly. Think magnetic. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to matrix seamlessly. We often empower innovative niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-used term "long-term research and development" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of six-sigma markets. A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to envisioneer fiercely. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our capacity to optimize without diminishing our capability to utilize. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will reinvent the buzzword "strategic". We understand that if you grow interactively then you may also productize robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our ability to productize. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to aggregate transparently. Without e-tailers, you will lack e-tailers. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you embrace super-transparently, you may have to unleash macro-magnetically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. We often generate customer-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without applications, you will lack structuring. Think super-distributed. Think B2C. Think virtual. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.