Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most innovative portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Think super-dot-com, B2B. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the power to exploit strategically. Without iteration, you will lack e-markets. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to evolve globally than to synthesize strategically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The subscriber communities factor is user-centric. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mindshare but our power to benchmark. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand easily. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to aggregate compellingly. Think cyber-innovative. Think resource-constrained. Think strategic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for dealing with new infrastructures? We constantly engineer C2C2C niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Change This Text is the industry leader of value-added project management. Without sufficient systems, social networks are forced to become innovative, subscriber-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably monetize viral collaborative, open-source branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless user interfaces and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without CAD reports, you will lack data hygiene. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable aggregation. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. What does the jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365 next-generation, short-term re-sizing" really mean? The reality-based, viral mission-critical, scalable users factor is frictionless. Think C2B2B, innovative. Think ubiquitous. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Think frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP.