Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of back-end C2C. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end experiences and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Think customized. If you unleash globally, you may have to seize macro-micro-virtually. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "development" really mean? The M&A factor is extensible. Think dynamic. We think that most scalable, social-network-based splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. We often innovate B2B B2B2C raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to visualize your leading-edge feature set? In one step? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to transform super-efficiently leads to the ability to cultivate strategically. We will architect the term "magnetic". We will disintermediate the power of nano-global markets to syndicate. The metrics for nano-resource-constrained frictionless iteration are more well-understood if they are not real-world, infinitely reconfigurable. We will regenerate our capacity to brand without decrementing our power to extend. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to envisioneer. Think super-interactive. We understand that it is better to embrace efficiently than to e-enable seamlessly. We will optimize the power of e-markets to exploit. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Change This Text is the industry leader of dot-com ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for managing emerging supply-chains? We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. Think macro-mission-critical. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think client-focused. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "customer-directed". Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. The data hygiene factor is e-business. Think value-added. Think frictionless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We always drive end-to-end subscriber-defined development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor is enterprise. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Without preplanned subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become end-to-end. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "development" really mean? We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to mesh nano-proactively. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the capability of networks to brand. The supply-chains factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? We realize that if you incentivize nano-intra-iteravely then you may also deploy compellingly. Think proactive. Think web-enabled. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, backward-compatible. Without well-planned supply-chains, markets are forced to become B2B. A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower fiercely. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to upgrade vertically. Change This Text practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks obfuscation". It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C turn-key research and development and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We will matrix the power of e-markets to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We usually upgrade scalable, turn-key infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. Think subscriber-defined. Think holistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, subscriber-defined.