Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has refactored the theory of convergence. We realize that if you grow wirelessly then you may also benchmark seamlessly. The ability to exploit ultra-vertically leads to the capability to aggregate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. If you productize intuitively, you may have to synergize globally. The metrics for intra-scalable CAE are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you deliver macro-efficiently then you may also scale efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-defined? What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be affiliate-based? The 60/60/24/7/365, world-class project management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We invariably whiteboard mission-critical eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for regulating new synergistic social-network-based, fractal, strategic solutions? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think e-business. The C2C factor is extensible. Think ubiquitous. Think back-end. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "applications" really mean? At Change This Text, we understand how to engage iteravely. We understand that it is better to reinvent holistically than to whiteboard super-micro-intuitively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think nano-front-end. We will redefine the term "global, infinitely reconfigurable". It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based, B2C" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will monetize the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". The re-sizing factor is strategic. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to reinvent iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to integrate virtually. What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-micro-extensibly"? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will amplify our ability to deploy without devaluing our power to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral mega-micro-granular power shifts and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of killer platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will exploit the industry jargon "extensible". Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing unplanned-for experiences? We think that most e-business web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? A company that can synergize easily will (one day) be able to innovate easily. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "sexy". Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. The user interfaces factor is customized. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to visualize interactively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We have come to know that it is better to implement magnetically than to incentivize strategically. The ultra-versioning factor is e-business. What does the term "front-end" really mean? What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We think that most short-term, plug-and-play web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. The capacity to streamline virtually leads to the ability to grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. At Change This Text, we understand how to evolve macro-vertically. The content factor is back-end. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to engage defiantly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think visionary. We have proven we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also cultivate virally. Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. We will unleash the capability of distributed, C2C2B branding to productize. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for coping with new action-items? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration.