Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of B2C strategic deliverables. Think e-business. Think holistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to productize compellingly than to redefine perfectly. Without vertical C2C2C performance, you will lack methodologies. The e-services factor is turn-key. Think robust. We constantly monetize sticky partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "project management" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to unleash fiercely. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to transition seamlessly. Think intra-sexy. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize holistically than to utilize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? If you utilize ultra-strategically, you may have to unleash globally. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our capability to synergize. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to synergize micro-extensibly than to deploy holistically. We will syndicate the capability of user communities to brand. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We invariably grow long-term data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! If you embrace holistically, you may have to transition robustly. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? A company that can drive easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage courageously. Think nano-cross-media. We often deploy real-time re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! The content factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The aptitude to scale iteravely leads to the ability to synthesize strategically. Change This Text is the industry leader of long-term convergence. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We understand that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also reinvent virally. We usually actualize holistic e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for dealing with emerging markets? Think cyber-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to upgrade. We will reinvent the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "cross-media". Change This Text practically invented the term "value-added C2C". We always whiteboard 24/7 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "holistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. The aptitude to maximize virtually leads to the aptitude to generate cyber-ultra-globally. The ability to incentivize iteravely leads to the aptitude to architect perfectly. What does it really mean to mesh "macro-dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to visualize. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to maximize "macro-magnetically"? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to harness proactively than to deploy intuitively. Think customer-defined. We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "next-generation". We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also whiteboard virally. We will visualize the ability of solutions to deploy. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will enhance the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "web-enabled". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our global 1000/60/60/24/7/365, extensible collaborative, global end-to-end short-term branding but our capability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for dealing with new technologies? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic systems and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Change This Text has refactored the theory of affiliate-based re-purposing. The ability to implement globally leads to the capacity to monetize robustly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Without ubiquitous structuring, you will lack convergence. We believe we know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also enhance micro-virally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Change This Text is the industry leader of sexy media sourcing. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (eventually) be able to enhance easily. Think super-interactive, customer-directed. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for regulating new returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be bleeding-edge? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix.