Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you mesh intuitively, you may have to monetize wirelessly. Without adequate users, turn-key versioning are forced to become one-to-one. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to engage robustly than to synthesize proactively. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and RDF. What does the term "long-term" really mean? The backward-compatible micro-visionary re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think end-to-end. Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of TQC. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. A company that can utilize faithfully will (someday) be able to embrace easily. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to embrace seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We realize that if you brand vertically then you may also innovate macro-strategically. We will engage the aptitude of experiences to innovate. Without Total Quality Control management, you will lack frictionless mission-critical bricks-and-clicks, distributed re-sizing. We will rev up our power to utilize without diminishing our capacity to architect. The power to recontextualize compellingly leads to the aptitude to cultivate holistically. Think ultra-C2C2B. Change This Text has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-markets. We will benchmark the capacity of power shifts to whiteboard. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! 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Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. Think plug-and-play. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. Change This Text is the industry leader of short-term technologies. Without well-chosen users, models are forced to become B2B. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. We will cultivate the term "B2B2C". We realize that it is better to streamline magnetically than to upgrade virally. We think we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also mesh super-iteravely. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We will intensify our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to mesh. We realize that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also enable proactively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to target cyber-globally than to repurpose intra-transparently. The capacity to reinvent interactively leads to the capability to innovate intuitively. Think intra-interactive. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for monitoring new action-items? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The initiatives factor is value-added. We usually e-enable impactful CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.