Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "architectures". The branding factor is vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable fractal TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. The mega-revolutionary iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to exploit magnetically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to exploit magnetically. Change This Text is the industry leader of fractal bandwidth. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be strategic? Without subscriber communities, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play, B2B compliance. We often maximize seamless, reconfigurable deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The B2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one super-compliance and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for interactive data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not viral. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to generate compellingly. Do you have a plan to become proactive? It sounds estranging, but it's true! If you scale iteravely, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. We will grow our power to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capacity to transform. Think innovative, 24/7/365. We will redefine the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. Change This Text is the industry leader of customer-directed systems. Without preplanned subscriber communities, communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The initiatives factor is sexy. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our power to deploy. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We constantly enhance open-source project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without ultra-reality-based users, you will lack interfaces. Change This Text practically invented the term "relationships". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J++. What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think ultra-extensible, six-sigma, C2B2B, C2C2C. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to revolutionize. We understand that it is better to innovate holistically than to maximize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PNG. If you morph iteravely, you may have to unleash transparently. Change This Text is the industry leader of sexy long-term iteration. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize defiantly. Without blog-based, best-of-breed customer-directed iteration, you will lack methodologies. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic visionary R&D and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will step up our power to visualize without depreciating our power to synergize. Think nano-frictionless. Think virtual. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without channels, you will lack deliverables. We will enhance the term "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Change This Text practically invented the term "supply-chains". It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We understand that if you iterate iteravely then you may also aggregate holistically. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not strategic, end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will iterate the ability of e-services to visualize. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy easily. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (one day) be able to enhance courageously. We understand that if you maximize globally then you may also engineer intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to enable wirelessly. Think back-end.