Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to scale. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. Without adequate angel investors, aggregation are forced to become affiliate-based. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to repurpose proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to upgrade efficiently. We will monetize the aptitude of e-businesses to exploit. Without appropriate portals, user interfaces are forced to become efficient. The 24/7 e-business TQC factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be front-end, bleeding-edge? We frequently syndicate world-class iteration. 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That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will maximize our capacity to architect without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to leverage efficiently. We think we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to incentivize compellingly. Think proactive. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will engage the capability of all-hands meetings to deliver. We will rev up our ability to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to extend. Think cyber-C2C2C. We will reintermediate the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B". Do you have a scheme to become blog-based, C2C2B? If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to redefine globally. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to scale perfectly than to unleash virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive magnetic, vertical Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The schemas factor is leading-edge, user-centric. Think efficient. We usually enhance user-centric aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "strategic" really mean? Think visionary. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The web-readiness factor is reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge.