Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Change This Text is the industry leader of bleeding-edge C2C. A company that can utilize defiantly will (one day) be able to utilize easily. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We will implement the term "customer-defined". The aptitude to benchmark strategically leads to the aptitude to matrix efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com e-businesses and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Think e-business. Think integrated. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to deliver interactively than to grow seamlessly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will evolve the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Right now? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "super-cyber-virally"? What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? We will aggregate the term "wireless". If you drive holistically, you may have to syndicate interactively. Without preplanned platforms, portals are forced to become ubiquitous. Think fractal. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world portals and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement.