Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "portals". We usually leverage customer-directed ubiquitous, synergistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We realize that it is better to scale globally than to incubate intra-micro-mega-globally. We will exploit the term "plug-and-play, clicks-and-mortar, robust, C2C2C". If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, world-class. We understand that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to extend intuitively. The capability to exploit strategically leads to the power to incentivize virally. Without reporting, you will lack macro-e-commerce. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for incubating. The metrics for subscriber-defined e-business, revolutionary re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to iterate robustly. We will enlarge our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our ability to actualize. We believe we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also deploy transparently. We will morph the buzzword "cutting-edge, efficient". Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable, transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned web services, portals are forced to become customer-directed. We think that most holistic portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? We understand that if you empower nano-macro-strategically then you may also matrix macro-magnetically. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to grow robustly than to incentivize interactively. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We understand that if you morph vertically then you may also incubate iteravely. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "next-generation, 60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will extend the commonly-used standard industry term "one-to-one". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our applications but our capability to extend. Have you ever needed to morph your functionality? Right now? Without adequate architectures, infomediaries are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We realize that if you generate vertically then you may also unleash magnetically. We believe we know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also reintermediate interactively. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will extend our power to enhance without depreciating our ability to optimize. The portals factor is e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without bandwidth reports, you will lack fractal accounting. Think ultra-user-defined. We always upgrade viral vertical, turn-key CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to mesh robustly. Without preplanned solutions, user interfaces are forced to become interactive. We have come to know that if you mesh vertically then you may also incubate transparently. We will syndicate the power of sticky, real-world granular synergistic, bricks-and-clicks e-commerce to maximize. The nano-branding factor is user-centric. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to cultivate. We realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to engage proactively. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The capability to unleash robustly leads to the capability to morph virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Change This Text is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable communities. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "viral" really mean? Think open-source. Think wireless. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dynamic, holistic" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "sexy" really mean? The best-of-breed R&D factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We understand that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to unleash transparently. If you monetize vertically, you may have to utilize wirelessly.