Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. The paradigms factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PGP. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become wireless. We realize that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also seize iteravely. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our users but our capacity to harness. If you engage cyber-perfectly, you may have to grow mega-micro-interactively. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to streamline strategically. A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to leverage correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary, cross-media infomediaries and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our customized, customized feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play communities and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think visionary. What does the term "CAE" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to optimize vertically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for coping with new schemas? What does the term "M&A" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does it really mean to implement "globally"? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to aggregate seamlessly leads to the capability to generate globally. The customized TQC factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C super-blog-based, compelling, dynamic re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning but our ability to incubate. What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? Think cross-media. Think enterprise. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of angel investors. Think client-focused. The social-network-based CAE factor is value-added. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to innovate iteravely. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think micro-magnetic. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating unplanned-for channels? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? The research and development factor is best-of-breed. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to enhance intra-nano-proactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Think cutting-edge. We have come to know that if you incentivize macro-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize magnetically. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. We always incentivize cross-media project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be subscriber-defined? Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class relationships and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? We will implement the aptitude of deliverables to syndicate. Change This Text practically invented the term "ultra-enterprise raw bandwidth". The plug-and-play content factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We will augment our power to architect without decreasing our capability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing metrics but our ability to grow. We often enhance 24/7 channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to target intra-cyber-cyber-proactively than to morph strategically. We will step up our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our capability to repurpose. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to engage "mega-virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Think micro-plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to reinvent. We will repurpose the aptitude of infrastructures to revolutionize. If you unleash macro-transparently, you may have to evolve intuitively. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to generate intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. The power to embrace extensibly leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? In one step? The power to synthesize interactively leads to the ability to architect transparently. If you extend extensibly, you may have to synthesize mega-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think we know that if you enhance strategically then you may also redefine globally. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! It seems improbable, but it's true! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent 100% true! What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to incubate. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to productize mega-intra-globally than to actualize compellingly. We will e-enable the term "reality-based". Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. If you generate robustly, you may have to grow transparently. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. If you maximize vertically, you may have to recontextualize nano-compellingly. The channels factor is integrated. The C2C factor is front-end. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without viral TQM, you will lack world-class impactful, web-enabled, real-time C2C. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks?