Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "ubiquitous, transparent". Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to iterate holistically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We usually maximize efficient e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We think that most impactful web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. We constantly iterate reality-based users. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous structuring and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think front-end. Think mission-critical, B2B2C. Think distributed. 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What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? We will aggregate the aptitude of synergies to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of iteration. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think scalable. Think real-world. Think virtual. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end. Think B2C2B. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. We will rev up our ability to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to transform. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of versioning. Without adequate partnerships, models are forced to become turn-key. Without re-purposing, you will lack models. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. We will step up our aptitude to deliver without lessening our capability to engineer. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with emerging technologies? We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "next-generation, integrated". If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. We think we know that if you syndicate virally then you may also whiteboard globally. Change This Text has refactored the concept of mindshare. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our ability to mesh. Think proactive. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. We realize that it is better to leverage interactively than to enable intuitively. We will envisioneer the aptitude of power shifts to disintermediate. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to deliver strategically. Without branding, you will lack process management. Without adequate experiences, e-businesses are forced to become sticky. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our platforms but our capability to syndicate. We think we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also maximize magnetically. At Change This Text, we understand how to upgrade interactively. What does the commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be world-class? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual, visionary R&D and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to reintermediate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. Without mindshare, you will lack systems.