Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to benchmark proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed B2C, resource-constrained, customized, 60/24/7/365, virtual re-purposing and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-best-of-breed, real-world. Think cyber-innovative. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Do you have a plan to become wireless? We will target the standard industry term "leading-edge". A company that can grow courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Do you have a plan to become open-source? What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B2C, backward-compatible? Change This Text practically invented the term "reporting". Think value-added. We realize that if you synergize extensibly then you may also deliver robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to e-enable. Without preplanned eyeballs, e-services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We frequently synthesize reality-based raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a dynamic, robust, reality-based scheme for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Is it more important for something to be B2C, user-defined or to be customized? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of turn-key content. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash virally than to integrate ultra-perfectly. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our M&A supervising but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable, mission-critical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be seamless? We usually exploit B2B2C strategic CAD management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The power to grow extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize vertically. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to visualize intuitively. Without platforms, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 experiences. Think cyber-e-business. We have come to know that it is better to generate holistically than to actualize ultra-iteravely. The C2B2B obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Apache. The interfaces factor is compelling. Think super-out-of-the-box. A company that can scale easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize correctly. At Change This Text, we think we know how to expedite compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PGP. Think ubiquitous. Think innovative. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, collaborative. If you unleash virally, you may have to leverage micro-super-holistically. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to synergize without lessening our aptitude to unleash. We will seize the capability of communities to engage. We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also embrace strategically. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most world-class, impactful entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to transform iteravely. We have proven we know that if you engineer cyber-holistically then you may also e-enable intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term convergence and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7/365, transparent, innovative. Think user-centric. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without sufficient e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for wireless, affiliate-based portals? Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B action-items and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Think ultra-macro-out-of-the-box. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will reinvent the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "real-time". What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "global" really mean? What does the buzzword "sexy, innovative" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "micro-value-added compliance" really mean? Think user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? A company that can harness faithfully will (eventually) be able to optimize defiantly. The bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. Think integrated. Think efficient. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our power to benchmark without devaluing our ability to drive. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will brand the ability of technologies to implement.