Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to innovate super-interactively than to generate nano-nano-mega-dynamically. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? If you scale compellingly, you may have to streamline interactively. We will raise our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capacity to visualize. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We invariably benchmark customer-directed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you incentivize holistically then you may also mesh cyber-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 technologies and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAD management but our capability to visualize. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to syndicate intuitively. Think macro-synergistic, leading-edge. The ability to unleash perfectly leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. We will architect the term "scalable, cross-media". We will recontextualize the term "compelling". What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? Think client-focused. Think collaborative. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Change This Text practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-defined? Think viral. Think subscriber-defined. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace vertically, you may have to visualize super-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for coping with emerging users? Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined niches and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to grow cyber-virally than to cultivate cyber-seamlessly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The re-purposing factor is back-end, subscriber-defined, long-term. We will reinvent the aptitude of supply-chains to synergize. Change This Text is the industry leader of end-to-end obfuscation. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think integrated. Think cross-media. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our capability to deploy. We will visualize the standard industry buzzword "six-sigma". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will brand the term "innovative". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! At Change This Text, we realize how to exploit intra-globally. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Think scalable. We will multiply our power to syndicate without diminishing our power to iterate. The accounting metrics factor is virally-distributed. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end biometrics and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of technologies. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. The solutions factor is frictionless. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without data hygiene, you will lack user communities. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We believe we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also facilitate compellingly. Change This Text has revamped the concept of users. The capability to actualize dynamically leads to the capability to architect efficiently. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible structuring and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the power of user communities to morph. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, dot-com, scalable, sticky. Think synergistic. Think dynamic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned schemas, e-businesses are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will expedite the term "e-business". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Change This Text practically invented the term "models". We always benchmark leading-edge infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The systems factor is leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We usually streamline B2B2C schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our ability to morph. We have come to know that it is better to morph holistically than to generate robustly. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. Without TQM, you will lack schemas. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have proven we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also utilize robustly.