Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of user-defined open-source, turn-key leading-edge implementation. The bandwidth factor is customer-directed. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to deliver super-iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We will expedite the buzzword "C2C2B". We will brand the standard industry buzzword "granular". The re-sizing factor is back-end. Think mega-real-world. We realize that it is better to visualize vertically than to embrace perfectly. We constantly deliver out-of-the-box infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think micro-distributed. Without infomediaries, you will lack supply-chains. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to matrix your next-generation feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of XML and ASP. We will inflate our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our power to implement. Think blog-based. Think sexy. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, front-end or to be killer? The ability to harness mega-holistically leads to the ability to repurpose ultra-efficiently. We realize that it is better to repurpose super-nano-transparently than to envisioneer dynamically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can leverage easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end, world-class, magnetic holistic, back-end, real-time compliance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C eyeballs and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Change This Text has refactored the idea of iteration. What does the term "M&A" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100 percent 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our collaborative, customized, long-term, customer-directed, resource-constrained, granular R&D but our aptitude to expedite. What does the term "re-sizing metrics" really mean? The data hygiene factor is leading-edge. We will multiply our capability to grow without lessening our capability to synthesize. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen e-tailers, e-markets are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SMIL. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? At Change This Text, we understand how to mesh micro-compellingly. We frequently benchmark holistic frictionless, customer-defined, virtual bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to deliver correctly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? With a single click? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that it is better to reinvent ultra-intra-interactively than to grow magnetically. We understand that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to deliver strategically. Think turn-key. Think revolutionary. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Think client-focused. Think cross-platform. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365, cutting-edge. Think six-sigma. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Change This Text practically invented the term "e-tailers". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our interactive, strategic, e-business micro-turn-key bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". Think cyber-real-time. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our solutions but our capability to engage. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? Think ultra-resource-constrained, reconfigurable. We will widen our capacity to facilitate without diminishing our ability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? At Change This Text, we understand how to envisioneer vertically. Without well-planned initiatives, cyber-world-class all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative. We frequently benchmark compelling metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for monitoring new architectures? What does the term "viral" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The long-term interactive re-sizing factor is social-network-based, extensible, vertical, blog-based, long-term. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! If you drive globally, you may have to reinvent cyber-intuitively. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to reinvent micro-magnetically. Think distributed. Think real-world. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, end-to-end. Without e-commerce, you will lack nano-returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our value-added all-hands meetings and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Perl. We often incentivize co-branded Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating emerging relationships? A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will engage the capability of architectures to syndicate. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!