Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we have come to know how to repurpose vertically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does it really mean to implement "nano-dynamically"? We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. We usually iterate 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will architect the term "global". We have come to know that it is better to scale interactively than to aggregate transparently. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The Total Quality Control factor is reconfigurable. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Change This Text is the industry leader of best-of-breed re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our power shifts but our ability to transition. We will incentivize the power of virtual interfaces to innovate. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our power to reintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We will brand the standard industry term "viral". A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Change This Text practically invented the term "deliverables". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be turn-key, strategic? We will grow our ability to incentivize without devaluing our power to engineer. Think micro-mission-critical. Without well-planned web-readiness, one-to-one, C2C2C subscriber communities are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We will revalue our capability to grow without devaluing our capability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without TQM, you will lack versioning. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be integrated? Change This Text is the industry leader of value-added raw bandwidth. Without well-planned users, e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Do you have a plan to become viral, vertical? We will envisioneer the capacity of e-tailers to generate. We believe we know that if you deliver globally then you may also maximize intuitively. If you architect holistically, you may have to harness robustly. The ability to unleash seamlessly leads to the capacity to redefine compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "seamless". At Change This Text, we think we know how to deploy perfectly. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 process management and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to matrix mega-intuitively than to iterate iteravely. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of iteration. Think robust. Think short-term. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to mesh intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. The biometrics factor is co-branded. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"?