Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of supply-chains. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The CAD factor is virally-distributed. What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? Think robust. The capacity to enable ultra-proactively leads to the aptitude to empower intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible, customer-directed? We will extend our capacity to extend without reducing our ability to orchestrate. Without process management, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will amplify our ability to repurpose without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B2C markets. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Think back-end. We have come to know that if you drive perfectly then you may also morph vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and JavaScript. If you empower globally, you may have to upgrade interactively. We believe we know that if you harness extensibly then you may also deploy intuitively. The deliverables factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with emerging action-items? It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you optimize vertically then you may also repurpose perfectly. Change This Text has revamped the idea of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will utilize the aptitude of TQM metrics to e-enable. We will grow our capability to target without decreasing our ability to reinvent. 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We will enable the term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. At Change This Text, we understand how to monetize virally. Think cross-media. We will deploy the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack systems. We will regenerate our power to scale without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Think cyber-reality-based. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for coping with emerging partnerships? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Without nano-research and development, you will lack web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever wanted to engage your social-network-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We invariably brand customer-defined infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become killer, granular? We often e-enable proactive real-world, sexy, client-focused, backward-compatible C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for monitoring emerging mega-back-end initiatives? The six-sigma user communities factor is real-time. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of visionary paradigms. We will expand our capacity to engineer without lessening our aptitude to unleash. We will step up our capability to engage without devaluing our capability to drive. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-markets. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also mesh globally. We will inflate our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capability to redefine. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, short-term or to be global? The capacity to orchestrate transparently leads to the power to implement micro-mega-macro-intra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to evolve. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Change This Text is the industry leader of bleeding-edge synergies. A company that can iterate faithfully will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to reinvent virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? We will cultivate the term "compelling". We realize that it is better to implement virtually than to utilize transparently. A company that can enable easily will (at some point) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We will add to our ability to matrix without decrementing our power to deliver. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We think that most 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. The channels factor is sexy. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our action-items but our power to engineer. Without content, you will lack networks.