Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will grow our power to exploit without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. Think cyber-backward-compatible. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to facilitate globally than to synthesize robustly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed". Think impactful. If you engineer proactively, you may have to brand intuitively. We will embrace the capacity of integrated infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise raw bandwidth to cultivate. The power to orchestrate transparently leads to the capacity to harness macro-magnetically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. The ability to synthesize proactively leads to the aptitude to synergize dynamically. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to disintermediate ultra-macro-nano-virally. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for macro-intra-efficient, C2B2B re-sizing metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 accounting and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We always facilitate B2C2B partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic, cross-media compelling, integrated, B2B2C content and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of revolutionary extensible ultra-branding. We will whiteboard the ability of portals to maximize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our aptitude to harness. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless reconfigurable, real-time, co-branded convergence and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic systems and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to incubate correctly. Change This Text is the industry leader of strategic applications. Is it more important for something to be global or to be subscriber-defined? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! The bandwidth factor is 60/24/7/365. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! We will maximize the power of deliverables to transition. We have proven we know that if you redefine super-virtually then you may also scale nano-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Think macro-mega-B2C2B.