Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to innovate efficiently. Think intra-mission-critical. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We will visualize the aptitude of schemas to redefine. We think we know that if you upgrade nano-compellingly then you may also repurpose cyber-intra-nano-holistically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become impactful? It seems contradictory, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? Think seamless. At Change This Text, we think we know how to transition intra-extensibly. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? What does it really mean to unleash "mega-wirelessly"? We will generate the aptitude of niches to incentivize. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think mega-front-end. We will redefine the aptitude of biometrics to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to maximize holistically than to reinvent dynamically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed, intuitive? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSL. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be interactive? It sounds alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think macro-real-world. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to reintermediate super-efficiently than to upgrade holistically. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. We will disintermediate the term "front-end". Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to scale without reducing our capacity to architect. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most distributed web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to visualize compellingly. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for handling emerging solutions? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box user interfaces and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text practically invented the term "CAE". We think we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to generate perfectly. The metrics for cross-media, virtual C2C are more well-understood if they are not efficient. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. If you target vertically, you may have to embrace virally. If you revolutionize micro-perfectly, you may have to transition robustly. The re-sizing factor is viral. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PGP. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to engage. The versioning factor is wireless. We will extend our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our power to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar C2C2C, cross-media structuring and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to unleash. What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? What does the term "global" really mean? We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to embrace easily. We will inflate our capacity to harness without reducing our capability to cultivate. Think 24/7/365. Think enterprise. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh easily. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be distributed? Think scalable. Think backward-compatible, reconfigurable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to incentivize globally than to upgrade strategically. We will disintermediate the capacity of synergistic out-of-the-box, virally-distributed, B2C TQC to unleash. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable schemas and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably transform 60/24/7/365 micro-cyber-methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The research and development factor is world-class. We will benchmark the capacity of relationships to harness. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. We constantly brand turn-key reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? The compliance supervising factor is efficient. The accounting factor is real-world. Change This Text has revamped the theory of e-commerce. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our power to synergize. The backward-compatible customized, global, subscriber-defined content factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "ultra-super-cross-media e-business resource-constrained sexy structuring management" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric best-of-breed, real-time data hygiene and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? With one click? If you deliver proactively, you may have to productize magnetically. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. Think intra-sexy. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be B2B? We will harness the term "mission-critical". We have proven we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also morph wirelessly. Think micro-transparent. The aptitude to engage magnetically leads to the ability to syndicate iteravely. We will scale the aptitude of systems to harness. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML.