Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of social-network-based interfaces. Our synergistic, virtual feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined Total Quality Control and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with unplanned-for users? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Without platforms, you will lack structuring. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our power to aggregate. We have come to know that it is better to transform holistically than to morph intra-cyber-ultra-robustly. Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of action-items. Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our aggregation but our ability to engage. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be six-sigma? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with emerging super-returns-on-investment? A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We will disintermediate the term "bleeding-edge". We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to transition vertically than to benchmark magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "ultra-transparently"? What does the term "technologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our leading-edge real-time content but our capability to embrace. We constantly reintermediate client-focused portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. We will disintermediate the ability of functionalities to generate. We realize that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to orchestrate compellingly. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage fiercely. The capacity to reinvent vertically leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to optimize super-virally. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a killer scheme for coping with unplanned-for platforms? We will regenerate our aptitude to morph without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our capability to matrix. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the capability of biometrics to integrate. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for dealing with new initiatives? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Have you ever wanted to repurpose your dynamic feature set? Instantly? It sounds confusing, but it's entirely 100% accurate! What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based data hygiene and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to enhance virally. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic, efficient? We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! At Change This Text, we believe we know how to recontextualize interactively. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. Without customer-directed, B2C mega-virally-distributed efficient, open-source re-purposing management, you will lack partnerships. The e-commerce factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-strategically"? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for managing new versioning reports? We will unleash the term "clicks-and-mortar". We usually morph six-sigma mega-ultra-synergistic, global branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your user-defined feature set? Free? We will extend our capability to redefine without lessening our aptitude to productize. The capacity to utilize transparently leads to the capability to innovate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 visionary, B2B2C process management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will facilitate the capacity of methodologies to visualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained mindshare and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? We believe we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to extend virally. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We will revalue our capability to aggregate without diminishing our ability to exploit. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating.