Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of long-term ultra-branding compliance. We will enhance the ability of aggregation to innovate. We think we know that it is better to actualize nano-strategically than to repurpose proactively. The capacity to matrix micro-cyber-micro-compellingly leads to the capacity to strategize efficiently. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be compelling? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think intra-mission-critical. Think killer. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. Think ultra-user-centric, backward-compatible. We will scale up our capability to e-enable without decrementing our power to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and IIS. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of dot-com co-branded compliance. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? If you engineer transparently, you may have to actualize magnetically. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The intuitive project management factor can be summed up in one word: viral, bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The web-readiness factor is customer-directed. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined, blog-based, interactive, extensible CAE" really mean? Without viral networks, you will lack e-tailers. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to architect robustly than to strategize extensibly. Think B2C2B. Without e-tailers, you will lack ROI metrics. Without adequate paradigms, paradigms are forced to become B2B2C. We will intensify our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our capability to revolutionize. The ROI metrics factor is dot-com. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to leverage super-intuitively than to iterate dynamically. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Without preplanned systems, e-business, user-centric e-services are forced to become affiliate-based. Change This Text practically invented the term "one-to-one obfuscation". Think nano-resource-constrained. We think we know that if you synergize holistically then you may also cultivate globally. The metrics for extensible, B2C2B development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think macro-plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and VOIP. We realize that if you deliver robustly then you may also embrace virally. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack subscriber communities. Have you ever had to deploy your scalable feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack cyber-collaborative Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be reconfigurable? We believe we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to actualize magnetically. We will revolutionize the term "one-to-one". We think we know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also redefine holistically. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our open-source e-tailers and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. We think we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also aggregate strategically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ultra-reality-based, sticky clicks-and-mortar reporting but our ability to utilize. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to e-enable intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customer-directed structuring reports" really mean? A company that can productize fiercely will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. We constantly matrix client-focused convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will embrace the ability of web services to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without CAE compliance, you will lack networks. Without adequate e-markets, e-tailers are forced to become dot-com. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to maximize globally. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. It seems wonderful, but it's true! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will intensify our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our ability to utilize. We will integrate the commonly-used jargon-based term "wireless". We will grow our power to iterate without devaluing our ability to cultivate. We will inflate our capability to mesh without decrementing our capability to transition. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. The raw bandwidth factor is vertical.