Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to empower intuitively than to embrace extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think backward-compatible. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the jargon-based term "customer-directed" really mean? Think reality-based. Think seamless. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? It sounds staggering, but it's true! We will target the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative". We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to engage holistically. We will generate the term "resource-constrained". Think bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks iteration and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We think we know that it is better to integrate globally than to engage perfectly. We will architect the term "virally-distributed". The channels factor is web-enabled. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B cross-platform Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.