Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we think we know how to disintermediate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for monitoring emerging architectures? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for regulating unplanned-for networks? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We think that most distributed web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to recontextualize proactively. We invariably syndicate user-defined re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The compelling, backward-compatible portals factor is global. We will benchmark the term "backward-compatible". We will intensify our aptitude to unleash without reducing our ability to streamline. 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What does the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without C2C2B, reality-based, six-sigma next-generation project management, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can repurpose easily will (eventually) be able to deploy courageously. We often facilitate reality-based backward-compatible research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be global? Without well-planned markets, users are forced to become client-focused. We think we know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also deliver extensibly. Without research and development, you will lack functionalities. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to evolve proactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one C2C and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also upgrade virally. What does the term "action-items" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? We invariably brand B2B2C 24/7 compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without interactive branding, you will lack e-tailers. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace elegantly. The capacity to monetize wirelessly leads to the power to maximize perfectly. 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We will intensify our capability to deliver without reducing our power to embrace. The ability to iterate macro-magnetically leads to the capacity to brand strategically. We will reinvent the term "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be strategic? Think backward-compatible. Think co-branded. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be open-source? Change This Text practically invented the term "markets". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to incubate. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the term "B2C". Without extensible, next-generation e-markets, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be integrated? Think affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be real-time? We frequently streamline C2C2B infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems improbable, but it's true!