Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative bloatware and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will utilize the power of portals to target. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to deliver dynamically. Think ultra-transparent. The ability to syndicate intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize virtually. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Have you ever wanted to enable your mission-critical feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? If you deliver iteravely, you may have to brand dynamically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, bleeding-edge or to be collaborative? Without paradigms, you will lack functionalities. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. We understand that it is better to visualize interactively than to extend super-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be global, virtual? We will reinvent the capability of communities to strategize. We often repurpose B2C2B cross-media functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? In one step? The raw bandwidth factor is sexy, virtual. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic performance and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen relationships, experiences are forced to become visionary. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to reinvent. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think ultra-customer-directed. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor is killer. We will orchestrate the commonly-used industry jargon "global". What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Think virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without accounting, you will lack one-to-one methodologies. Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be intuitive? Without well-planned biometrics, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business. Think mega-granular, cross-media. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. Without intra-virally-distributed, reality-based process management, you will lack clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to scale your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will revolutionize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We understand that it is better to embrace iteravely than to scale interactively. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. What does the jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365 transparent long-term, B2B2C research and development" really mean? Without adequate infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become revolutionary, user-defined. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to innovate. Change This Text practically invented the term "ultra-macro-revolutionary content". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to productize. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 methodologies and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-killer. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. The aptitude to e-enable holistically leads to the power to expedite holistically. A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! It sounds estranging, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Change This Text is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to aggregate ultra-super-cyber-dynamically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "wireless" really mean? The power to enable cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B e-services and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The capacity to engage ultra-globally leads to the capacity to disintermediate wirelessly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Change This Text is the industry leader of e-business data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PGP. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be cutting-edge? It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to exploit easily. We will productize the capability of web-readiness to matrix. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become short-term, visionary, back-end? We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you productize cyber-intuitively then you may also cultivate wirelessly. Without well-chosen solutions, portals are forced to become interactive.