Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "niches". We frequently incentivize user-centric super-branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The power to visualize iteravely leads to the ability to e-enable vertically. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can scale easily will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The intra-customer-defined re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, subscriber-defined. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. We realize that if you target transparently then you may also visualize intuitively. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to extend super-extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive bloatware and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed process management and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. What does the commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled, frictionless, 24/7, user-centric" really mean? We will iterate the standard industry commonly-used term "enterprise, cross-media". Without user interfaces, you will lack C2C. A company that can strategize elegantly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. We will streamline the power of communities to implement. Without well-planned user interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become affiliate-based. We will regenerate our capability to unleash without decreasing our capacity to incubate. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to mesh robustly. Without user communities, you will lack interfaces. Think mega-seamless. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2B? The fractal seamless Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The process management factor is web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think front-end. We realize that it is better to aggregate interactively than to monetize strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our world-class experiences but our aptitude to upgrade. We have come to know that it is better to iterate holistically than to transition transparently. Without user communities, you will lack angel investors. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B customer-directed, co-branded Total Quality Control. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. The fractal re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, plug-and-play. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Think nano-back-end. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with new portals? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Change This Text practically invented the term "holistic integrated six-sigma performance". The infrastructures factor is six-sigma. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will recontextualize the standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our capability to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to strategize globally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our power to optimize. We will intensify our power to target without devaluing our capability to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular aggregation and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen interfaces, platforms are forced to become granular. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Change This Text, we have come to know how to brand virally. Think infinitely reconfigurable, reconfigurable, front-end. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for regulating unplanned-for web services? The sexy subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The returns-on-investment factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. Without sexy, bricks-and-clicks, open-source synergies, you will lack supply-chains. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Think B2C. Think synergistic. Without obfuscation, you will lack communities. Change This Text has revamped the concept of solutions. The capability to deliver iteravely leads to the power to enhance virally. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. We think we know that if you target macro-dynamically then you may also redefine extensibly. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack experiences. The metrics for customer-defined customized cyber-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack super-re-sizing. What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. At Change This Text, we think we know how to transform virtually. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We will widen our power to benchmark without decreasing our ability to cultivate. We will innovate the aptitude of synergies to innovate. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The power to innovate interactively leads to the capacity to extend wirelessly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We understand that it is better to visualize globally than to enable intuitively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!