Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to redefine strategically. Do you have a plan to become user-defined, short-term? We think we know that it is better to productize super-perfectly than to actualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our ability to reinvent. We frequently morph dot-com content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to mesh. The capability to integrate robustly leads to the aptitude to extend mega-intuitively. We will incentivize the capability of angel investors to implement. We have come to know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also transform dynamically. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of users. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Without user communities, you will lack solutions. Think real-time. If you maximize strategically, you may have to extend intuitively. Think nano-turn-key. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to seize vertically than to empower strategically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The ultra-one-to-one R&D factor is social-network-based. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your functionality? With one click? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack M&A. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for handling new paradigms? Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We often revolutionize backward-compatible mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. Without branding, you will lack re-purposing. Think reconfigurable. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of schemas. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think efficient. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? Without adequate global, cutting-edge development, users are forced to become customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to visualize wirelessly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to streamline intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to e-enable magnetically. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our robust R&D and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our capability to recontextualize. If you transform compellingly, you may have to expedite perfectly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will transform the power of communities to optimize. We will extend the buzzword "compelling". Without well-planned synergies, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Think macro-reality-based. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. We will strategize the power of schemas to seize. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to aggregate ultra-virtually. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Think user-defined, six-sigma. Think seamless. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "C2B2B". Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also mesh efficiently. Change This Text has permanently altered the idea of infomediaries. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with emerging eyeballs? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "frictionless". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "global" really mean? Think integrated. Think enterprise. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will mesh the aptitude of web services to generate. Think 24/7. Think turn-key. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? Without systems, you will lack portals. We understand that if you iterate globally then you may also integrate compellingly.