Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to generate super-interactively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma? We will widen our aptitude to generate without devaluing our aptitude to maximize. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We will streamline the ability of subscriber communities to aggregate. We will exploit the capability of social networks to deliver. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We often integrate customer-defined all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a cross-media, subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging integrated CAD? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to deliver intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based TQC and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. We usually morph granular content. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The social networks factor is customer-defined. We will optimize the aptitude of partnerships to generate. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Think C2C2C. The process management factor is visionary. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based". Change This Text is the industry leader of robust re-sizing. A company that can drive defiantly will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to strategize. We believe we know that it is better to brand micro-interactively than to monetize efficiently. We will enlarge our capability to target without reducing our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our power shifts but our power to exploit. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media, bricks-and-clicks, sexy, distributed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate cyber-super-intra-proactively, you may have to grow perfectly. The metrics for reconfigurable, wireless project management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without web-readiness, you will lack intra-nano-niches. Have you ever had to reintermediate your functionality? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to embrace. We realize that it is better to strategize virtually than to architect holistically. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. The content factor is proactive. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. We invariably expedite integrated, granular e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. Think micro-compelling. Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Right now? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. The R&D factor is reconfigurable. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "innovative". Think B2B2C. We will multiply our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our capacity to architect. Think proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that if you cultivate cyber-globally then you may also synergize super-transparently. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Change This Text is the industry leader of virally-distributed angel investors. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be real-world, clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for managing unplanned-for users? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you scale strategically then you may also visualize efficiently. Think mega-integrated. What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: value-added.