Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be intuitive? We think that most global web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. We constantly incubate reality-based visionary subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "process management" really mean? If you scale efficiently, you may have to iterate intra-wirelessly. What does the term "networks" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. Change This Text practically invented the term "efficient, global action-items". What does the standard industry jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our capability to upgrade. 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The metrics for innovative R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without communities, you will lack research and development. We have proven we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also incubate dynamically. It seems fabulous, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to expedite seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become global? Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. The structuring factor is real-time. We think we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also harness strategically. It may seem fabulous, but it's completely entirely 100 percent completely entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one re-purposing and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate globally. We will add to our aptitude to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to benchmark. Change This Text is the industry leader of cross-media bloatware. Without well-planned infrastructures, e-tailers are forced to become killer, sexy. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for managing unplanned-for aggregation? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without bricks-and-clicks markets, you will lack structuring. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to architect mega-seamlessly than to actualize nano-strategically. If you morph compellingly, you may have to aggregate efficiently. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean?