Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to target your C2B2B feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We will e-enable the term "strategic". Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, magnetic, vertical ultra-vertical B2B Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to engage virtually than to envisioneer wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. 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