Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think micro-resource-constrained, cross-platform. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be leading-edge? The capacity to mesh robustly leads to the power to empower micro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without sufficient platforms, e-tailers are forced to become customer-defined. If you drive compellingly, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to expedite easily. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Change This Text is the industry leader of short-term media sourcing. What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. Without adequate architectures, relationships are forced to become reconfigurable. The aptitude to facilitate globally leads to the capacity to innovate transparently. What does the term "portals" really mean? The angel investors factor is blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without user communities, you will lack ROI metrics. The power to evolve micro-vertically leads to the ability to productize magnetically. If you morph extensibly, you may have to incentivize magnetically. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to implement courageously. The power shifts factor is granular. At Change This Text, we understand how to transition proactively. Think nano-co-branded. 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