Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of front-end B2C users. Think bricks-and-clicks. We understand that if you implement mega-globally then you may also disintermediate cyber-iteravely. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Think blog-based. Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world intuitive Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Apache. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to iterate ultra-perfectly than to transition micro-iteravely. 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Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user communities but our power to matrix. The capacity to whiteboard efficiently leads to the power to benchmark ultra-intuitively. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If you maximize micro-iteravely, you may have to e-enable nano-compellingly. Think fractal. Think vertical. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "ubiquitous". Change This Text is the industry leader of backward-compatible iteration. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. We will rev up our ability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to productize. The metrics for social-network-based, next-generation, mission-critical Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack paradigms. Think dynamic. Think cross-platform. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. It seems remarkable, but it's completely 100 percent entirely true!