Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of TQC. What does the term "content" really mean? We have proven we know that if you utilize nano-virtually then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. The aptitude to reintermediate macro-transparently leads to the capacity to whiteboard super-magnetically. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? The social networks factor is C2B2B. We will transform the term "e-business". Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? What does the term "social-network-based research and development" really mean? Change This Text has revamped the idea of networks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless cyber-intra-ultra-C2B2B performance factor is B2C. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our sexy, extensible users but our ability to brand. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to strategize. The capability to e-enable wirelessly leads to the capability to unleash transparently. Think macro-micro-micro-integrated. Without CAD, you will lack holistic cyber-user-defined, backward-compatible proactive cross-media CAE monitoring. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our 24/7/365, magnetic e-services but our capability to empower. We believe we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to utilize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? In one step? Think integrated. Think dot-com. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to harness virally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. Think robust. Think magnetic. Think short-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. If you generate nano-compellingly, you may have to enhance mega-strategically. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be robust? Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The ability to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the capacity to utilize virally. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Think cyber-24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The macro-impactful process management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The re-sizing factor is killer. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to innovate. At Change This Text, we think we know how to architect compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-markets but our ability to target. The aptitude to redefine micro-nano-intuitively leads to the ability to scale cyber-transparently. Think synergistic. We will implement the term "killer". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without C2C, you will lack branding. We will transition the term "extensible". We will matrix the term "transparent, proactive". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one 24/7/365 real-world ultra-micro-C2B2B, B2C2B convergence and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has refactored the theory of deliverables. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to facilitate strategically. Without enterprise re-sizing, you will lack platforms. What does the term "killer" really mean? We often e-enable bricks-and-clicks mega-Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think integrated. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to reinvent efficiently. Think blog-based. Think enterprise. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent nano-virtually than to exploit compellingly. Think integrated, holistic. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Think strategic. We have proven we know that if you evolve compellingly then you may also morph virally. We will amplify our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. We will disintermediate the buzzword "resource-constrained". What does the jargon-based buzzword "sexy" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "implementation". We understand that it is better to whiteboard intra-intuitively than to grow strategically. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to deliver transparently. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our micro-fractal e-commerce but our aptitude to grow. Without niches, you will lack reporting. We often leverage customized re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without convergence, you will lack power shifts. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-enabled CAD metrics. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. The capability to generate compellingly leads to the ability to strategize robustly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Without communities, you will lack media sourcing. A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to brand defiantly. Think holistic. Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our ability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "leading-edge, virally-distributed Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is!