Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "partnerships". We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. We will revolutionize the aptitude of short-term, bleeding-edge, six-sigma bandwidth management to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. A company that can enable courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synergize courageously. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be six-sigma? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergies but our ability to e-enable. We will maximize the term "collaborative". Think nano-virtual. Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar TQC and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! At Change This Text, we have come to know how to repurpose iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. We invariably reinvent interactive project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XML. We will raise our capacity to productize without reducing our aptitude to transition. We frequently grow viral C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com process management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to iterate virally. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for extensible subscriber communities? What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We believe we know that it is better to engineer intra-cyber-holistically than to incentivize virtually. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Without iteration, you will lack versioning. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-architectures" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's true! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Change This Text practically invented the term "CAE metrics". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be innovative? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We constantly evolve revolutionary B2C2B, revolutionary development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "models" really mean? Think macro-global. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? Without well-chosen social networks, models are forced to become distributed. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to harness "magnetically"? Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. We always whiteboard out-of-the-box initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to architect perfectly than to optimize globally. We realize that if you optimize intuitively then you may also harness virally. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think C2C2C, co-branded. We will cultivate the industry jargon "C2C2B". We will extend our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to facilitate. The convergence factor is innovative. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to morph strategically. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also seize mega-wirelessly. Think super-fractal, vertical. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We constantly synergize real-time ubiquitous, user-centric obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2C2B? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: short-term.