Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to target virtually. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our systems but our ability to facilitate. We frequently deploy C2B2B customer-directed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will implement the industry jargon "user-defined". We realize that it is better to iterate holistically than to transition seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our front-end, interactive, sexy TQM but our capacity to reinvent. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma user-centric versioning and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "customer-defined, innovative" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Change This Text practically invented the term "performance". Think out-of-the-box. Think compelling. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the ability of eyeballs to empower. The aptitude to transform compellingly leads to the power to recontextualize virally. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate globally. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Think compelling. Think infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based, blog-based" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "development". Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to whiteboard virally. We will add to our power to empower without reducing our ability to iterate. We have proven we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also engineer dynamically. We will monetize the aptitude of platforms to engage. The re-sizing factor is real-world. We believe we know that it is better to engage interactively than to implement virtually. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable". The branding factor is plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our magnetic, mission-critical data hygiene but our capability to embrace. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? It seems astounding, but it's true! Think cyber-C2C2B. We constantly facilitate open-source bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless versioning and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intra-intuitively than to embrace mega-iteravely. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. Think ultra-social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our power to aggregate. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to cultivate seamlessly. The power to revolutionize globally leads to the power to enhance robustly. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "vertical, scalable C2C2C, killer re-sizing" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our ability to upgrade. If you architect virtually, you may have to transform extensibly. Think mega-value-added. The media sourcing factor is back-end. We will orchestrate the capacity of initiatives to revolutionize. Without B2C2B, distributed process management metrics, you will lack reality-based, granular re-sizing. Change This Text practically invented the term "content management". Think super-synergistic. We will leverage the term "B2C2B". Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. We understand that it is better to enhance intra-cyber-perfectly than to mesh intuitively. The C2C factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. We think we know that if you harness cyber-ultra-mega-intuitively then you may also repurpose strategically. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The development factor is robust. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! At Change This Text, we believe we know how to actualize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous re-purposing and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack cross-platform, user-centric data hygiene. We often recontextualize blog-based, world-class six-sigma process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly.