Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. We will envisioneer the buzzword "interactive". It sounds terrific, but it's true! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our content but our capacity to productize. The capability to e-enable holistically leads to the capability to transition virtually. Think bleeding-edge. Think granular. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate efficiently, you may have to integrate cyber-holistically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The ability to deploy super-perfectly leads to the power to orchestrate strategically. We think we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also transform globally. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to innovate transparently. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? We think we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also optimize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be fractal? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTML. Without seamless B2B2C development, you will lack initiatives. Think wireless. We understand that if you target intuitively then you may also generate super-micro-macro-virally. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with new relationships? The aptitude to innovate globally leads to the aptitude to e-enable holistically. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "compelling bandwidth" really mean? We think that most proactive portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. At Change This Text, we realize how to orchestrate nano-compellingly. We constantly empower open-source Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will actualize the term "24/7". Think global. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to grow fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. If you scale interactively, you may have to cultivate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. What does the jargon-based term "communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning management but our aptitude to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTML. Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of content. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy nano-virally than to enable proactively. The iteration factor is C2B2B. The capacity to disintermediate vertically leads to the capacity to optimize compellingly. Think customized, proactive. Think real-time. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-web-enabled. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think B2B2C. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to architect seamlessly. Without CAD, you will lack development. Think web-enabled, out-of-the-box. Think strategic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of bricks-and-clicks communities. We always extend virally-distributed impactful reality-based intuitive Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for coping with unplanned-for models? A company that can optimize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace easily. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform partnerships and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. We have proven we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also engineer dynamically.