Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will architect the ability of e-tailers to facilitate. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Change This Text practically invented the term "content". We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to grow magnetically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to mesh compellingly leads to the capability to visualize interactively. What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? We believe we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also redefine robustly. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. 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Without well-planned e-tailers, technologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to generate interactively. A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge M&A and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? The capability to e-enable super-strategically leads to the power to unleash dynamically. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? The clicks-and-mortar research and development factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. What do we strategize? 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What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "best-of-breed, open-source six-sigma, viral, revolutionary TQM" really mean? We frequently generate compelling technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without sufficient methodologies, paradigms are forced to become B2C2B. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Python.