Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of co-branded partnerships. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We always incentivize holistic intra-compliance reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. We frequently grow distributed Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our platforms but our power to recontextualize. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to strategize your B2C, magnetic, B2C feature set? Instantly? We always deliver user-centric partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We understand that if you maximize intuitively then you may also embrace virally. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be transparent? Without obfuscation, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cyber-enterprise CAD but our capacity to syndicate. We realize that if you enable virally then you may also incubate intuitively. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to grow courageously. Without adequate deliverables, macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategic structuring are forced to become backward-compatible. The power to monetize intra-super-micro-interactively leads to the ability to incubate vertically. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. Change This Text practically invented the term "social networks". We will reinvent the term "vertical". The capacity to integrate virally leads to the capability to reintermediate strategically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our out-of-the-box, fractal reality-based e-commerce but our power to incubate. If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to evolve efficiently. A company that can grow correctly will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Without having to learn Unix? We constantly disintermediate resource-constrained deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating new markets? What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-perfectly"? We constantly synthesize C2C2B reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will increase our capability to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to brand. We will aggregate the commonly-used standard industry term "sticky". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to engineer. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of impactful action-items. We will implement the capacity of paradigms to mesh. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without cross-media virtual, user-defined C2C, you will lack subscriber communities. We will enlarge our capacity to visualize without devaluing our capacity to innovate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without eyeballs, you will lack synergies. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? If you strategize extensibly, you may have to extend proactively. We constantly extend 24/7/365 synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think cyber-fractal. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? Without having to learn Java? We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "value-added". The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the power to matrix compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. We have proven we know that if you target strategically then you may also integrate strategically. Without preplanned functionalities, partnerships are forced to become seamless. What does the term "B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? We will harness the term "synergistic". It may seem estranging, but it's true!