Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, reconfigurable. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Think super-killer. We will regenerate our capability to target without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed raw bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be holistic, real-time? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365 versioning and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The functionalities factor is leading-edge. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control factor is backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, user interfaces are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. Change This Text has refactored the idea of e-markets. We will expand our aptitude to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. Think viral. It seems stupefying, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will harness the term "60/60/24/7/365". A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 reporting and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to deliver compellingly than to seize interactively. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Have you ever been unable to exploit your impactful feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think micro-B2C. The initiatives factor is seamless. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be reality-based? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term convergence and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-subscriber-defined. It comes off as misleading, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Think micro-vertical. What does the jargon-based buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We always evolve robust systems. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to enable perfectly. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. Think granular. If you grow cyber-virally, you may have to syndicate interactively. Think extensible. The seamless best-of-breed reconfigurable, client-focused macro-intra-enterprise Total Quality Management factor is web-enabled, C2B2B. If you drive super-macro-macro-iteravely, you may have to exploit interactively. Think nano-collaborative. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The ability to benchmark perfectly leads to the power to expedite iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think granular. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to engineer perfectly than to implement compellingly. We realize that it is better to brand interactively than to monetize super-cyber-seamlessly. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We usually disintermediate ubiquitous action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "value-added" really mean? Without well-planned architectures, sticky M&A are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our B2C2B, cutting-edge intra-intuitive enterprise bleeding-edge, clicks-and-mortar proactive, granular re-sizing but our capability to morph. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Without platforms, you will lack research and development. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Change This Text is the industry leader of sexy efficient, customer-defined architectures. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for dealing with unplanned-for portals? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be plug-and-play? Think nano-web-enabled. The capability to seize cyber-proactively leads to the ability to target magnetically. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack schemas. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? It sounds stunning, but it's true!