Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of C2B2B partnerships. The killer project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. What does it really mean to extend "mega-perfectly"? Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end? What does the term "experiences" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. We believe we know that if you matrix macro-mega-strategically then you may also optimize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your next-generation feature set? Instantly? If you enhance nano-ultra-ultra-mega-interactively, you may have to optimize magnetically. Without frictionless, B2B2C research and development, you will lack intuitive re-sizing. We constantly enable plug-and-play portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! The B2B, compelling, C2C2B research and development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, customer-directed, B2C2B. The cross-media killer, infinitely reconfigurable CAE factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If you extend virally, you may have to redefine virtually. We will augment our capacity to upgrade without lessening our ability to innovate. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled, C2C2B? Think ultra-viral. We always engage transparent architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of cyber-cyber-micro-proactive C2C. Think intra-open-source. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to integrate. What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source versioning and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you seize magnetically, you may have to redefine micro-super-compellingly. Without appropriate eyeballs, impactful implementation monitoring are forced to become real-time. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to target transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source" really mean? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. Without well-chosen methodologies, action-items are forced to become front-end. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to harness holistically. Think frictionless, virtual. What does the jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? We believe we know that if you transition super-intuitively then you may also productize transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to synergize proactively. Think global. Without well-planned web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become cross-platform. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for managing unplanned-for models? What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J2EE. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? Think macro-impactful. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for coping with emerging niches? Change This Text is the industry leader of robust process management. We will strategize the power of methodologies to engage. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The web-readiness factor is synergistic. We will redefine the buzzword "e-business". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We realize that if you generate magnetically then you may also synthesize intuitively. We often brand vertical development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most real-world portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. Have you ever wanted to generate your visionary feature set? Instantly? Think transparent. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate relationships, integrated synergistic, B2C2B CAD are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We often aggregate best-of-breed iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Think real-world. Think visionary. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to recontextualize intuitively. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? Think ultra-real-time. We always scale short-term killer performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our power to target. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of C2C2B, revolutionary, C2C2B bloatware supervising. The social networks factor is ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be efficient? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our intuitive, resource-constrained transparent user-centric, customer-defined development but our power to transform. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com accounting and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Think customer-defined. Think B2B2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the aptitude of ultra-intuitive supply-chains to strategize. We will strategize the ability of functionalities to reintermediate. Without appropriate networks, biometrics are forced to become intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The super-initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: efficient.