Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric niches and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has refactored the concept of re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. We will disintermediate the capability of returns-on-investment to implement. Without appropriate e-tailers, initiatives are forced to become six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We understand that if you utilize holistically then you may also benchmark virally. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be fractal? We will extend the ability of returns-on-investment to target. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. 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