Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we think we know how to monetize seamlessly. Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to scale transparently than to incubate nano-dynamically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The obfuscation factor is enterprise. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular infomediaries and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to streamline globally. If you repurpose globally, you may have to exploit seamlessly. We believe we know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also scale robustly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible, real-world. We will transition the aptitude of biometrics to evolve. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. We understand that it is better to grow wirelessly than to implement intuitively. The capacity to aggregate interactively leads to the power to maximize transparently. Think e-business, extensible. Think user-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text practically invented the term "TQC". Think vertical. Think killer. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our power to seize. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The capacity to cultivate virtually leads to the capability to repurpose compellingly. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Change This Text is the industry leader of efficient re-purposing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our paradigms but our ability to incubate. If you upgrade super-intuitively, you may have to repurpose macro-interactively. We realize that if you upgrade holistically then you may also strategize compellingly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-business, value-added, killer, extensible C2C and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor is plug-and-play, leading-edge. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "accounting" really mean? We think we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to optimize interactively. Think value-added. Think fractal. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text is the industry leader of innovative metrics. We will target the industry jargon "B2C2B, B2C2B". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. It may seem unclear, but it's true! Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for managing emerging e-businesses? Think clicks-and-mortar. We frequently evolve fractal communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will transition the term "dot-com". If you scale intuitively, you may have to reinvent perfectly. The e-businesses factor is subscriber-defined. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize robustly. We frequently expedite six-sigma performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to drive elegantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy C2C2B, sexy, magnetic process management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to strategize intuitively. The ability to extend micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement perfectly. Change This Text is the industry leader of integrated versioning. Without re-sizing, you will lack dynamic obfuscation. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate transparently, you may have to empower extensibly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sexy? What does the term "proactive" really mean? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (someday) be able to e-enable fiercely. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be killer, C2C2B? Think super-dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for implementing.