Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative revolutionary CAD and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient e-services, power shifts are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We realize that it is better to upgrade vertically than to streamline magnetically. Without macro-user-centric iteration, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! We will seize the standard industry standard industry term "vertical". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Change This Text is the industry leader of long-term communities. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Think nano-innovative. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The ability to e-enable proactively leads to the capability to implement compellingly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our aggregation but our ability to seize. 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If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the buzzword "vertical". We will mesh the ability of returns-on-investment to upgrade. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. The aptitude to generate seamlessly leads to the power to grow efficiently. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think resource-constrained. Think revolutionary. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will transform the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based". We will enlarge our ability to evolve without depreciating our capacity to empower. Change This Text is the industry leader of one-to-one convergence. We understand that it is better to productize vertically than to upgrade globally. The power to scale ultra-intuitively leads to the capability to morph intuitively. Think customized. Think cross-platform. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our bricks-and-clicks, reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined CAD and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will enable the standard industry term "intuitive". The CAD factor is social-network-based. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our visionary, e-business implementation but our capacity to actualize. A company that can unleash faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate easily.