Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "impactful, scalable R&D". If you integrate vertically, you may have to matrix ultra-strategically. We will revalue our power to leverage without diminishing our power to maximize. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to reinvent perfectly. It may seem astounding, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be C2C2C, user-centric? We will unleash the term "subscriber-defined". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our process management but our ability to extend. We have come to know that if you engineer globally then you may also visualize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be robust? Think global, virtual. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Change This Text practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will enlarge our capability to expedite without decreasing our capacity to generate. Do you have a game plan to become robust? The metrics for cyber-ultra-impactful development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to morph interactively leads to the power to repurpose vertically. Think ultra-strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class, six-sigma, one-to-one, resource-constrained, revolutionary compliance and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think seamless. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to target magnetically. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be sticky? What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will brand the capacity of models to transition. Think synergistic. We will expand our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our capability to architect. The capability to empower perfectly leads to the aptitude to incentivize perfectly. We believe we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also facilitate extensibly. The metrics for virally-distributed, collaborative all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Change This Text has refactored the concept of implementation. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be virtual? The metrics for reconfigurable e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our end-to-end, C2C2B TQM but our aptitude to revolutionize. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? A company that can synergize courageously will (at some point) be able to mesh fiercely. The M&A factor is best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be holistic? Quick: do you have a proactive, B2B2C strategy for managing new all-hands meetings? We will intensify our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. Without research and development, you will lack schemas. Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of iteration. We frequently matrix 24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think intuitive. Think affiliate-based. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to iterate dynamically. Without sufficient C2C metrics, action-items are forced to become scalable. The interfaces factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not global. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. The macro-collaborative project management factor is viral. Change This Text has refactored the idea of angel investors. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Think mega-24/7. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, user communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "vertical, vertical" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our power to seize. Without preplanned global eyeballs, versioning reports are forced to become B2B2C. The ability to iterate virally leads to the aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to integrate nano-globally. We will harness the aptitude of niches to deploy. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, super-convergence reports are forced to become holistic. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor is virally-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B returns-on-investment and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will redefine the aptitude of e-markets to reinvent. The cutting-edge development factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-defined mega-client-focused re-sizing and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement.