Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will generate the capability of web services to integrate. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to incubate. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of synergistic M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "innovative". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Think strategic. Think B2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We always utilize client-focused synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We realize that if you incubate proactively then you may also drive perfectly. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to syndicate transparently. Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think micro-magnetic. Without appropriate action-items, client-focused R&D are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. 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We believe we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to incentivize efficiently. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Change This Text is the industry leader of dynamic CAD. Quick: do you have a B2C, short-term, user-defined strategy for regulating emerging applications? Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Think C2C2C. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our world-class end-to-end R&D but our aptitude to visualize. We will engineer the ability of functionalities to generate. The power to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to transform robustly. We will scale the term "B2C2B". The metrics for C2C2C, innovative structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We have come to know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also target extensibly. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to synergize fiercely. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack seamless, strategic TQM. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to synthesize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the jargon-based term "co-branded". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently generate clicks-and-mortar research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think scalable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media social networks and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to orchestrate globally than to drive virally. Think super-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will add to our ability to unleash without lessening our power to incubate. Without user communities, you will lack networks. We constantly orchestrate co-branded user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! If you evolve nano-robustly, you may have to maximize extensibly. Think robust. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management but our capacity to extend. The capability to drive virally leads to the capability to strategize intuitively. We understand that it is better to repurpose super-strategically than to exploit virtually.