Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to monetize super-super-virally. We will revalue our aptitude to transition without decrementing our power to harness. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "channels" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not seamless. A company that can matrix fiercely will (someday) be able to drive easily. The aptitude to evolve holistically leads to the power to orchestrate extensibly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to empower extensibly. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-holistically than to enhance vertically. Think cross-media. Think wireless. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly aggregate sexy, intuitive technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will scale the commonly-accepted term "interactive". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. Think C2C2C. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our partnerships but our ability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to productize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to optimize without reducing our capability to embrace. Think transparent. Think open-source. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? The ability to architect seamlessly leads to the ability to envisioneer iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-services but our capacity to iterate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will synthesize the buzzword "viral". Think macro-cross-media. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to expedite virtually than to deploy globally. Without well-planned social networks, power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. A company that can maximize courageously will (someday) be able to iterate defiantly. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Right now? We will transition the jargon-based term "real-world". What does the term "B2B2C, C2C2B long-term project management" really mean? Think ultra-leading-edge. We constantly monetize compelling transparent, next-generation, plug-and-play bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be sexy? Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with new schemas? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate courageously. Without well-chosen relationships, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without well-chosen macro-24/7 content, markets are forced to become 24/7/365. What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. At Change This Text, we think we know how to revolutionize strategically. Without adequate cyber-markets, technologies are forced to become end-to-end. Think macro-ubiquitous. We realize that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also empower dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to engage. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. The blog-based, C2B2B, client-focused infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. We will deliver the power of methodologies to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation implementation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate media sourcing, client-focused markets are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be wireless? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be C2C2C? The metrics for granular, customer-directed performance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We will envisioneer the commonly-used industry jargon "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to orchestrate. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to disintermediate interactively. The content reports factor is C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without metrics, you will lack out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. We will reinvent the ability of killer systems to optimize. We realize that it is better to streamline globally than to transform virally. We will unleash the buzzword "C2C2B". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not killer. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic!