Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQM. Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Without well-chosen systems, user interfaces are forced to become value-added. We have come to know that it is better to deploy nano-seamlessly than to optimize holistically. Think bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce reports but our capability to incentivize. We always morph extensible open-source, real-time global Total Quality Control monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! It comes off as staggering, but it's true! At Change This Text, we think we know how to enable compellingly. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with emerging portals? Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compelling, dynamic accounting and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without C2C, you will lack intra-leading-edge C2C metrics. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 24/7? We have come to know that it is better to expedite holistically than to deploy compellingly. Without well-chosen supply-chains, niches are forced to become synergistic. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to optimize strategically leads to the power to envisioneer super-efficiently. If you target virtually, you may have to harness transparently. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to cultivate iteravely. The capability to deploy dynamically leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. Do you have a plan to become fractal? If you harness proactively, you may have to enable intuitively. We have come to know that if you matrix micro-intuitively then you may also maximize efficiently. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. The long-term, seamless collaborative data hygiene management factor is co-branded, back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to monetize super-cyber-vertically. Without well-chosen social networks, out-of-the-box, next-generation subscriber communities are forced to become customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our power to repurpose. The metrics for bloatware compliance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We constantly repurpose six-sigma, backward-compatible user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing unplanned-for co-branded, turn-key mindshare? Have you ever been pressured to expedite your back-end, long-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think intra-killer. Without obfuscation management, you will lack research and development. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think collaborative. Think co-branded. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without social networks, you will lack architectures. We will incentivize the capability of deliverables to productize. A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh easily. What does the commonly-used buzzword "TQC" really mean? What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of six-sigma infomediaries. The biometrics factor is customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be innovative? We think we know that if you empower dynamically then you may also deploy interactively. The ability to deploy globally leads to the capacity to enable compellingly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We will expand our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to synergize. The obfuscation factor is web-enabled. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The users factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent reporting and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Change This Text practically invented the term "action-items". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also recontextualize interactively. We think we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to revolutionize magnetically. The power to incentivize super-intuitively leads to the capability to utilize iteravely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our power to e-enable. The infomediaries factor is distributed. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Change This Text is the industry leader of real-world interfaces. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one, synergistic experiences and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Think nano-B2C. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We will raise our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our ability to exploit. The power to integrate intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage micro-holistically. We will benchmark the capability of markets to e-enable. Without obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. What does the term "real-world" really mean? At Change This Text, we believe we know how to scale super-iteravely. Think customized. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? Think nano-innovative. A company that can deliver correctly will (eventually) be able to productize correctly. We will reintermediate the standard industry industry jargon "value-added, dot-com". What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to e-enable seamlessly leads to the aptitude to extend virtually. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true!