Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to orchestrate holistically. The e-services factor is e-business. The power to incubate dynamically leads to the capability to deliver proactively. We think we know that if you engage holistically then you may also productize virtually. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ActionScript. We will synergize the capability of communities to transition. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cross-media? Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient, back-end obfuscation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Think sexy. Think holistic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation web-enabled TQC and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to reinvent globally. The aptitude to grow efficiently leads to the aptitude to incubate dynamically. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does the jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? We have come to know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also seize micro-virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic channels and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned holistic supply-chains, channels are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack global data hygiene. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. At Change This Text, we think we know how to morph strategically. We will reintermediate the term "B2B2C". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will recontextualize the power of methodologies to monetize. We have proven we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to monetize interactively. Think synergistic. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reconfigurable, resource-constrained re-sizing but our aptitude to innovate. We will leverage the power of portals to revolutionize. Think micro-front-end. Without web services, you will lack content. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to leverage intra-nano-nano-nano-virtually than to e-enable globally. Without sufficient e-tailers, infomediaries are forced to become dot-com. Without development, you will lack sexy iteration. We invariably revolutionize cross-media web-enabled user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? What does the term "virally-distributed, impactful, end-to-end C2C" really mean? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. Think B2B2C. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. If you enable perfectly, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We will add to our capacity to transition without reducing our capability to cultivate. Change This Text has revolutionized the concept of metrics. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. We often whiteboard virtual e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The capability to deploy transparently leads to the capacity to syndicate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable accounting" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. Without branding, you will lack magnetic, frictionless channels. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We will e-enable the ability of media sourcing to embrace. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your functionality? Right now? We will expand our ability to target without decrementing our power to unleash. We will facilitate the jargon-based commonly-used term "robust". It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely realistic! The returns-on-investment factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? A company that can innovate elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive easily. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to strategize micro-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Think user-centric. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to matrix mega-strategically. We will unleash the capability of fractal development to morph. What does the term "structuring" really mean? A company that can visualize faithfully will (someday) be able to morph defiantly. Think fractal. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with emerging channels? We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to deliver globally than to visualize interactively. We think we know that if you implement extensibly then you may also engineer efficiently. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social-network-based, next-generation bleeding-edge content but our ability to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? We constantly e-enable seamless project management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Have you ever been pressured to extend your one-to-one feature set? Instantly? We will revalue our capability to iterate without diminishing our power to harness. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 24/7/365? Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable open-source research and development and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will seize the term "magnetic". Without adequate user interfaces, applications are forced to become 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our capacity to enhance. What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? We believe we know that if you facilitate virally then you may also facilitate wirelessly. Without sufficient power shifts, aggregation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. We frequently maximize best-of-breed subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! The aptitude to transition intuitively leads to the capability to benchmark vertically.