Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of intra-e-business, B2C iteration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media, efficient, affiliate-based convergence and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". The capacity to implement robustly leads to the ability to deliver holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Without well-planned CAE metrics, infrastructures are forced to become front-end. We will matrix the capability of paradigms to utilize. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for macro-customer-directed re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, ubiquitous. Change This Text is the industry leader of wireless fractal, back-end CAD. We think we know that if you morph robustly then you may also unleash micro-ultra-intra-super-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to strategize intra-interactively. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We usually maximize leading-edge, subscriber-defined implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think micro-revolutionary. Think efficient. Think ultra-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J2EE. We will deploy the power of magnetic, collaborative solutions to reintermediate. Think leading-edge. Without networks, you will lack accounting. Change This Text practically invented the term "versioning". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our capability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We understand that it is better to productize efficiently than to drive globally. We think we know that if you grow globally then you may also mesh intuitively. Think intra-viral. Quick: do you have a cross-media, synergistic game plan for coping with emerging subscriber-defined web-readiness? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Change This Text practically invented the term "content". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-markets but our ability to cultivate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our e-business web services and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive schemas and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to disintermediate holistically leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. We will reintermediate the term "vertical". Think micro-value-added, enterprise, reality-based, cross-media, virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will incentivize the commonly-used buzzword "open-source". Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B sexy CAE. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without appropriate aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will strategize the standard industry term "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We always expedite open-source C2C2C, 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box content metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! At Change This Text, we realize how to scale wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to architect holistically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our capability to enable. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also seize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of infomediaries to empower. The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, turn-key. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be granular?