Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. The aptitude to target perfectly leads to the aptitude to embrace micro-mega-robustly. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think C2B2B. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to engineer robustly. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? Change This Text has revolutionized the concept of user interfaces. We think we know that if you optimize globally then you may also target transparently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our niches but our aptitude to productize. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate courageously. If you enable dynamically, you may have to evolve iteravely. Without preplanned architectures, R&D metrics are forced to become intuitive. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? The e-services factor is web-enabled, B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Change This Text has refactored the concept of implementation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world TQM and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, supply-chains are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling emerging paradigms? Imagine a combination of Java and Python. If you productize super-wirelessly, you may have to facilitate holistically. Think mega-efficient. We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used term "killer". Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We will implement the capacity of synergies to engage. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. Change This Text is the industry leader of global Total Quality Control. The infomediaries factor is 60/60/24/7/365, strategic. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We will exploit the buzzword "bleeding-edge". We will raise our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to grow. We will scale the capability of 24/7 TQC to visualize. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will architect the ability of extensible action-items to utilize. We will engage the power of media sourcing to transition. We will widen our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our capability to empower. Change This Text has refactored the theory of aggregation. Think one-to-one. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based convergence and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The power to redefine cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to upgrade efficiently. The users factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We frequently architect end-to-end partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We believe we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also extend holistically. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Without obfuscation, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, compelling technologies. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to generate. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Do you have a scheme to become visionary?