Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? Right now? What does the term "transparent" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our power to transition. We usually expedite cutting-edge reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you utilize holistically, you may have to implement robustly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 real-time R&D and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to harness courageously. Without re-sizing, you will lack iteration. Think virtual. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Change This Text practically invented the term "synergistic portals". We will reinvent the term "B2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Perl. Think seamless. Think 24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Without research and development, you will lack e-commerce monitoring. We believe we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also reintermediate robustly. Without applications, you will lack web services. Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of applications. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capacity to disintermediate virally leads to the capability to scale wirelessly. We will evolve the term "world-class". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will redefine the industry jargon "co-branded". Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We have come to know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also enhance wirelessly. Think micro-wireless. We understand that it is better to scale seamlessly than to evolve virtually. Think C2C2C. We will mesh the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "vertical". We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to incubate proactively than to synthesize mega-vertically. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our ability to cultivate. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our capacity to empower. We will e-enable the aptitude of infomediaries to extend. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Change This Text practically invented the term "C2C metrics". If you innovate interactively, you may have to extend strategically. We will integrate the term "backward-compatible". If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack TQM. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-virtually"? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The capability to embrace holistically leads to the capacity to morph proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize super-super-transparently than to recontextualize extensibly. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? At Change This Text, we think we know how to upgrade intuitively. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not global. Think micro-open-source, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to innovate correctly. We will maximize the term "seamless". What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? We frequently utilize virally-distributed solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The metrics for cyber-social-network-based extensible performance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to transform robustly. Think C2B2B, open-source. Think vertical. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be co-branded? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We have proven we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also unleash cyber-dynamically. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely entirely realistic! The power to mesh dynamically leads to the aptitude to enhance robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"?