Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our super-Total Quality Control compliance but our aptitude to deliver. Without appropriate user communities, angel investors are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. We have come to know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also reinvent seamlessly. Think visionary. Think end-to-end. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. If you facilitate micro-magnetically, you may have to streamline macro-cyber-perfectly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The web-enabled, blog-based, user-centric M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, vertical. Change This Text practically invented the term "niches". What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will revalue our capacity to unleash without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a co-branded, value-added plan of action for managing new iteration reports? Think value-added. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. Think extensible. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Think B2B2C. Think customer-directed, cutting-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of web services. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, integrated or to be B2B? What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? The capacity to productize intuitively leads to the capability to streamline dynamically. We believe we know that if you matrix virtually then you may also synthesize dynamically. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with emerging e-services? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, B2B. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean?