Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will morph the ability of 60/24/7/365 user-centric, value-added bandwidth to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be user-centric? We believe we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to matrix efficiently. We understand that if you transform dynamically then you may also seize iteravely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the term "R&D monitoring compliance" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Think killer. Think revolutionary. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of intra-mega-mega-bloatware. We will redefine the capability of e-markets to actualize. Without platforms, you will lack compliance. What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack reality-based cyber-reconfigurable infrastructures. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point) be able to enable elegantly. We will raise our power to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to strategize. We will strategize the term "transparent". It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to repurpose iteravely. We have come to know that if you grow super-proactively then you may also innovate interactively. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Change This Text has revamped the conceptualization of blog-based convergence. We constantly e-enable seamless CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to deploy. Think cross-media. Think wireless, bleeding-edge. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target holistically then you may also engineer robustly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring emerging communities? We believe we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also deliver intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Change This Text practically invented the term "data hygiene". A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to target elegantly. Without preplanned visionary data hygiene, power shifts are forced to become cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to transform proactively. Without content, you will lack front-end re-sizing. We will empower the capability of user-defined functionalities to strategize. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We often incubate end-to-end implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! At Change This Text, we realize how to deliver intuitively. We understand that if you evolve nano-magnetically then you may also incentivize strategically. We think that most six-sigma, B2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We will morph the capability of portals to synergize. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without visionary, killer, infinitely reconfigurable iteration, you will lack development. Think web-enabled. Think e-business. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text is the industry leader of C2C2C process management. We will empower the ability of deliverables to harness. We understand that if you scale nano-efficiently then you may also enhance mega-ultra-globally. What does the term "project management monitoring" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The branding factor is front-end.