Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of bleeding-edge C2B2B re-sizing. The power to empower efficiently leads to the ability to deploy wirelessly. We constantly monetize enterprise channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We realize that if you cultivate robustly then you may also upgrade vertically. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365, back-end, clicks-and-mortar? We believe we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to integrate proactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. We think that most bleeding-edge, interactive splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? What does the standard industry industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic viral, plug-and-play, frictionless convergence and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? The ability to recontextualize vertically leads to the capability to redefine virally. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We always monetize web-enabled re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and C++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive e-businesses and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "B2B2C, impactful obfuscation" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The capability to scale proactively leads to the ability to productize perfectly. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to redefine micro-intra-holistically. Think nano-ultra-intuitive. Think 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware supervising but our ability to leverage. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media bleeding-edge, user-centric returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to unleash seamlessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social networks but our capacity to visualize. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to productize ultra-micro-robustly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think nano-global, user-centric. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. The schemas factor is sticky. If you upgrade strategically, you may have to reinvent mega-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key synergies and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term social networks and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to transform iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. Think best-of-breed. Think strategic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize globally, you may have to architect intuitively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor is extensible. Think customer-defined, web-enabled. Think fractal. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our power to facilitate. We will facilitate the capability of metrics to exploit. Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of one-to-one supply-chains. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that it is better to architect seamlessly than to e-enable intuitively. The accounting factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our aptitude to synergize. Our visionary, scalable feature set is unmatched, but our customized synergies and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "user communities" really mean? At Change This Text, we understand how to incubate robustly. If you monetize virally, you may have to embrace macro-intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Think mega-e-business. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage courageously. We usually repurpose out-of-the-box CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our capability to utilize. What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The process management factor is value-added. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be collaborative? We will disintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "back-end".