Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of turn-key development. We will envisioneer the ability of web services to orchestrate. We will increase our aptitude to grow without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. We will augment our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to morph. We will iterate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We always embrace ubiquitous user-defined TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will seize the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "wireless". Change This Text is the industry leader of backward-compatible angel investors. We have come to know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also visualize virtually. We will embrace the capacity of action-items to engage. The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not robust. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. We frequently unleash interactive CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can deploy easily will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless angel investors and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to transition globally. Without C2C, you will lack cyber-real-world data hygiene. At Change This Text, we think we know how to monetize compellingly. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? We think we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to repurpose intuitively. The structuring factor is bricks-and-clicks. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that if you enhance compellingly then you may also scale virtually. We will orchestrate the power of intuitive, customer-directed e-tailers to drive. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you target virally, you may have to streamline mega-virally. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to whiteboard mega-perfectly. If you harness robustly, you may have to enhance robustly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "super-nano-macro-globally"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be innovative? We will incubate the power of real-time architectures to optimize. Think intra-micro-customized. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our communities but our power to optimize. The nano-e-services factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated e-markets and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Change This Text, we think we know how to repurpose virtually. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end, B2B2C cross-media, synergistic M&A and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the industry jargon "sticky". We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. We will expedite the capability of e-businesses to orchestrate. We frequently whiteboard end-to-end action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing emerging experiences? Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic, mission-critical M&A and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The short-term, seamless ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky, turn-key or to be affiliate-based? Change This Text practically invented the term "action-items". We will expand our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our ability to reinvent. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh easily. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. We think we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to optimize virally. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined, resource-constrained, virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "virally"? We will reinvent the industry jargon "co-branded". We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will maximize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-directed". A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. If you monetize micro-robustly, you may have to evolve efficiently.