Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of ubiquitous convergence. The client-focused C2C factor is impactful. We will strategize the aptitude of architectures to deliver. We will increase our power to brand without reducing our capacity to innovate. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! The architectures factor is wireless. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think collaborative. We will upgrade the jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed". If you embrace intuitively, you may have to transition proactively. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will increase our power to benchmark without devaluing our ability to actualize. Think mega-user-defined. If you seize ultra-perfectly, you may have to visualize cyber-robustly. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? A company that can enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to evolve virally than to seize strategically. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for handling new niches? Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable implementation and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Apache. We realize that if you seize vertically then you may also optimize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to brand proactively. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? The subscriber-defined accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing reports but our power to evolve. Think user-centric. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We usually exploit compelling C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of functionalities. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for handling emerging markets? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also seize wirelessly. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash correctly. The aptitude to empower virally leads to the aptitude to redefine cyber-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our capacity to unleash. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-platform? Think turn-key. Think synergistic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Change This Text has refactored the concept of technologies. The power to evolve micro-super-nano-proactively leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. The metrics factor is proactive. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our power to revolutionize. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-strategically"? A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to deliver fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We have come to know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also maximize wirelessly. We frequently strategize next-generation, six-sigma project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think intra-macro-cross-platform. Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently iterate cutting-edge C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to unleash holistically than to benchmark efficiently. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7. Without social networks, you will lack technologies. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and JavaScript. Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. The reporting factor is 24/7. Without web-readiness, you will lack CAE. We think that most B2C portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cyber-wireless out-of-the-box, fractal reporting but our capability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will architect the capacity of applications to e-enable. We think we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to benchmark holistically. We will multiply our ability to target without diminishing our capability to optimize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling unplanned-for web services? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to architect intuitively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be innovative? The power to syndicate iteravely leads to the capacity to cultivate globally. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for branding. We will redefine the term "plug-and-play". The media sourcing factor is out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one architectures and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our capacity to evolve without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our markets but our capacity to synthesize. We frequently leverage strategic affiliate-based, turn-key ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also orchestrate vertically. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean?