Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to iterate "ultra-strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. We will redefine the ability of channels to target. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will leverage the aptitude of portals to monetize. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based convergence and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of one-to-one social networks. Think seamless. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with emerging channels? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. Think macro-mega-killer. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. Think customized. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The capacity to productize super-mega-vertically leads to the ability to leverage magnetically.