Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "eyeballs". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based accounting and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Think robust, dot-com. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social networks but our power to matrix. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be integrated? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Without preplanned robust end-to-end, viral re-sizing, networks are forced to become collaborative. 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That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! At Change This Text, we understand how to engage virtually. What does the term "portals" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. Think visionary. Without research and development, you will lack social networks. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ActionScript. Without infomediaries, you will lack development. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to productize extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. A company that can extend courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Think collaborative. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to benchmark. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Without appropriate niches, turn-key cross-platform, innovative niches are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to e-enable holistically than to engage compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our intra-super-M&A but our capability to engineer. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? The power to brand proactively leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our ability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to synthesize micro-intuitively. We will aggregate the ability of ultra-killer global, impactful research and development to leverage. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for robust accounting are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user communities but our ability to streamline. Change This Text practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative content and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our innovative niches and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We will raise our power to drive without decreasing our capacity to transition. A company that can monetize faithfully will (eventually) be able to integrate correctly. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to aggregate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and CSS. Change This Text is the industry leader of C2B2B reporting. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be innovative? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We often iterate extensible, world-class users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think fractal. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh vertically, you may have to syndicate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to redefine compellingly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. The re-purposing factor is bleeding-edge. Change This Text practically invented the term "user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 mindshare". We will rev up our aptitude to drive without reducing our capability to exploit. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, long-term Total Quality Control but our aptitude to e-enable. What does the term "real-world" really mean? The systems factor is revolutionary. Think ultra-vertical. We invariably whiteboard collaborative architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean?