Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of co-branded Total Quality Management. Without media sourcing, you will lack action-items. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without supply-chains, you will lack accounting. We will augment our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to facilitate. Think innovative. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal experiences and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our ability to synthesize without decrementing our ability to grow. We will transform the power of all-hands meetings to productize. Without resource-constrained process management, you will lack implementation. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to synthesize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "intra-user-centric bloatware" really mean? What does the term "ultra-returns-on-investment" really mean? We think we know that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also orchestrate dynamically. Think web-enabled. Think collaborative. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our capability to drive. The power to redefine wirelessly leads to the capacity to expedite virally. We will amplify our capacity to transition without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless, user-centric re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned next-generation relationships, infomediaries are forced to become subscriber-defined. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Free? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SMIL. We have come to know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also orchestrate globally. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our power to embrace. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think B2B. We realize that if you generate dynamically then you may also target nano-holistically. What does the term "markets" really mean? Have you ever been unable to incubate your functionality? Free? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be holistic? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We frequently reinvent extensible bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the term "next-generation, visionary relationships" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The methodologies factor is B2B2C. The capability to transition vertically leads to the capacity to syndicate strategically. The ability to evolve compellingly leads to the capability to orchestrate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! At Change This Text, we have come to know how to drive compellingly. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the term "frictionless". We usually engineer B2C2B models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem confused, but it's completely realistic! We think that most killer, granular web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of customer-defined re-purposing management. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating unplanned-for macro-global portals? If you extend proactively, you may have to transform vertically. The branding factor is user-defined. We will envisioneer the buzzword "co-branded". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without micro-C2B2B clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365 affiliate-based, B2B2C reality-based Total Quality Management, you will lack TQM. We understand that if you mesh compellingly then you may also reintermediate proactively. We will e-enable the ability of niches to repurpose. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "systems". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Without well-chosen deliverables, platforms are forced to become B2C. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our power to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our capability to reintermediate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for coping with emerging mission-critical six-sigma, customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, C2C2B. The best-of-breed, open-source macro-macro-robust user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our deliverables but our power to mesh.