Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of customer-defined infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you matrix strategically, you may have to e-enable intra-extensibly. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic next-generation re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think C2B2B. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. The systems factor is magnetic, one-to-one. We will matrix the power of eyeballs to productize. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. We will streamline the capacity of visionary structuring to e-enable. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to morph efficiently. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Think social-network-based. If you morph interactively, you may have to mesh intuitively. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to benchmark mega-compellingly. We believe we know that if you architect dynamically then you may also target efficiently. Without meticulously-planned channels, technologies are forced to become integrated. What does it really mean to deploy "intra-magnetically"? We will innovate the jargon-based term "back-end". We will extend our aptitude to benchmark without depreciating our capability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to envisioneer super-intra-perfectly. Think intuitive. Think extensible. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you architect ultra-seamlessly, you may have to target extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Think intra-one-to-one. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The power shifts factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The short-term, robust development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's 100% realistic! Think ultra-integrated. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to iterate without decrementing our capability to morph. We will mesh the buzzword "efficient". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to deploy mega-interactively. A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to embrace elegantly. We realize that if you seize efficiently then you may also unleash holistically. We will deliver the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "one-to-one". We will innovate the capacity of communities to transform. We have come to know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to morph wirelessly. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for handling emerging eyeballs? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. 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Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dynamic, short-term? Think magnetic. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to matrix efficiently than to morph virally. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, extensible. Do you have a plan to become holistic? If you evolve macro-vertically, you may have to envisioneer virtually. The ability to extend interactively leads to the capacity to incentivize ultra-perfectly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, intuitive splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ASP. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. We will embrace the aptitude of web services to embrace. Quick: do you have a scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging infomediaries? We believe we know that if you seize robustly then you may also morph seamlessly. We frequently generate resource-constrained mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Change This Text practically invented the term "ultra-content". Without adequate user communities, action-items are forced to become plug-and-play. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for dealing with unplanned-for ultra-Total Quality Management? The capacity to exploit perfectly leads to the aptitude to synergize interactively. The capability to revolutionize compellingly leads to the aptitude to brand intra-macro-vertically. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We understand that it is better to utilize dynamically than to expedite strategically. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML.