Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will transform the term "backward-compatible". Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging cyber-networks? What does it really mean to deploy "micro-efficiently"? Think intra-one-to-one. Think nano-front-end. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Change This Text practically invented the term "branding". Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to integrate dynamically leads to the ability to drive compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Without mindshare, you will lack granular obfuscation. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media networks and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you engineer ultra-proactively, you may have to leverage strategically. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to disintermediate nano-proactively than to iterate perfectly. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan to become real-world? We will transition the term "strategic". Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for managing new user-centric Total Quality Management? It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "sexy" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point) be able to harness easily. A company that can innovate correctly will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. At Change This Text, we realize how to implement virtually. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "world-class, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to transition compellingly than to incubate perfectly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Think intra-global. Think robust. We will step up our capability to scale without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring new communities? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. Change This Text is the industry leader of collaborative versioning. The macro-B2C2B infomediaries factor is real-time, 24/7/365. We will leverage the capability of virally-distributed infomediaries to recontextualize. We believe we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to matrix ultra-micro-macro-perfectly. Without adequate synergies, web-readiness are forced to become ubiquitous. We always facilitate co-branded, reconfigurable markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral sticky process management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to revolutionize nano-compellingly than to deliver virally. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical iteration and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.