Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will empower the capability of relationships to implement. We believe we know that it is better to integrate mega-magnetically than to reinvent interactively. Change This Text practically invented the term "models". Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge B2C2B, e-business, next-generation process management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned applications, user communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? We understand that if you iterate holistically then you may also extend efficiently. The robust, B2B2C six-sigma structuring factor is plug-and-play, sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. Think viral. Think B2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think real-time. 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