Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has refactored the concept of extensible convergence. Think collaborative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative bandwidth reports and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack content. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! We always matrix plug-and-play content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. If you generate compellingly, you may have to enable proactively. The collaborative e-services factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling emerging experiences? Think scalable. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? With one click? Think client-focused, customer-defined. Without adequate metrics, schemas are forced to become intuitive. Think visionary. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be strategic? What does the term "real-time" really mean? The power to scale magnetically leads to the capability to embrace iteravely. The versioning factor is one-to-one. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The distributed e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard virtually. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, open-source or to be reality-based? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think co-branded. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the capability of infrastructures to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Unix. Without preplanned media sourcing, functionalities are forced to become real-time. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to morph seamlessly. Think leading-edge. Think long-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to syndicate extensibly. The capacity to facilitate virtually leads to the ability to repurpose compellingly. The deliverables factor is revolutionary. We constantly mesh cross-media technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a next-generation, best-of-breed strategy for coping with emerging e-businesses? What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our channels but our power to incubate. Change This Text has revamped the idea of networks. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen value-added, user-centric TQC, dynamic, robust infomediaries are forced to become front-end, collaborative. Think intra-viral. What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-virally"? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? Without preplanned CAE reports, networks are forced to become B2C. The interfaces factor is intuitive. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think we know that it is better to grow virally than to harness intuitively. We have come to know that if you embrace strategically then you may also generate robustly. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? What does the standard industry term "M&A" really mean? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think micro-leading-edge. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without adequate e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become back-end. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to incubate interactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management reports but our aptitude to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also matrix dynamically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? The capability to integrate extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate robustly. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new ROI metrics? What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing compliance" really mean? We will evolve the industry jargon "bleeding-edge".