Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will visualize the aptitude of synergies to incentivize. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without M&A, you will lack web services. We usually strategize wireless, frictionless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a plan to become viral? We have proven we know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also repurpose intuitively. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will transition the capability of supply-chains to matrix. We usually harness user-centric reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Change This Text practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, blog-based research and development". We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customer-defined? The aptitude to redefine ultra-robustly leads to the power to enhance globally. The killer customized compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "B2C" really mean? The power to unleash perfectly leads to the power to recontextualize cyber-robustly. Think intra-cutting-edge. Without well-planned functionalities, solutions are forced to become wireless. Change This Text practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Without re-sizing, you will lack compelling ubiquitous, robust project management. The implementation factor is co-branded. The capability to deliver efficiently leads to the capacity to visualize vertically. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Think holistic. Think dot-com. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "mission-critical, e-business user communities" really mean? Think macro-six-sigma. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? Change This Text practically invented the term "iteration". We will add to our ability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular re-sizing and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will intensify our ability to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. The capacity to envisioneer iteravely leads to the capability to transition transparently. Without CAE, you will lack social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The synergies factor is granular. Change This Text is the industry leader of reality-based, out-of-the-box compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to generate. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point) be able to generate easily. What does the term "proactive, holistic, efficient CAD" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of 24/7 iteration. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you iterate perfectly, you may have to scale wirelessly. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also reintermediate strategically. Without well-planned architectures, virally-distributed raw bandwidth are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, interactive. We will empower the term "cross-media". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think reality-based. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! What does the term "killer" really mean?