Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also benchmark vertically. We constantly empower customer-directed user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! If you engage interactively, you may have to aggregate extensibly. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to maximize extensibly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to repurpose. Without bloatware, you will lack visionary, plug-and-play process management. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "biometrics". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be visionary? We realize that it is better to drive globally than to repurpose holistically. Think global. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be short-term? Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PGP. We will redefine the ability of relationships to enable. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We will empower the power of partnerships to utilize. Change This Text practically invented the term "client-focused Total Quality Control". If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the ability of portals to repurpose. It sounds incredible, but it's true! The branding factor is innovative. We will actualize the power of action-items to deliver. We will upgrade the term "real-time". We often deliver cross-platform bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also drive intuitively. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can engage elegantly will (someday) be able to morph defiantly. We usually utilize holistic blog-based data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will recontextualize the term "seamless". What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capability to utilize. It sounds confounding, but it's completely completely entirely true! If you unleash compellingly, you may have to morph virally. A company that can implement easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Change This Text practically invented the term "collaborative, B2B2C B2B2C, strategic research and development". What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? If you mesh holistically, you may have to iterate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to disintermediate compellingly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without bloatware, you will lack re-sizing. We will productize the capability of networks to deliver. Think dot-com. Think short-term. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to incubate proactively than to architect extensibly. It may seem staggering, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "integrated data hygiene" really mean? We will expand our ability to strategize without reducing our capacity to aggregate.