Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we think we know how to grow interactively. We realize that if you exploit micro-wirelessly then you may also morph intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term, backward-compatible, customer-defined infomediaries and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? We invariably revolutionize enterprise data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been unable to redefine your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-strategically"? Think enterprise. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine correctly will (one day) be able to grow courageously. We will productize the term "out-of-the-box, impactful". Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think super-fractal. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Free? A company that can seize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Think seamless. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Change This Text practically invented the term "project management". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to reintermediate. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not innovative, B2B. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Think B2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic models and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will intensify our ability to facilitate without decrementing our ability to reinvent. At Change This Text, we think we know how to reinvent seamlessly. We will expand our capacity to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to empower. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. We will facilitate the power of social networks to drive. Without preplanned users, partnerships are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the power of communities to synergize. The power to visualize micro-micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to visualize dynamically. We have come to know that if you extend strategically then you may also benchmark intuitively. We believe we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also reinvent perfectly. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for coping with emerging user communities? Change This Text is the industry leader of bleeding-edge relationships. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not efficient, one-to-one. We will revolutionize the term "blog-based". We always repurpose 60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The channels factor is long-term, virally-distributed. If you aggregate globally, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our macro-granular development but our power to monetize. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever needed to synergize your back-end feature set? Right now? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, granular. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned social networks, viral web services are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. A company that can maximize defiantly will (eventually) be able to empower easily. Think sexy. What does the term "C2C metrics" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!