Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you transform transparently, you may have to seize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think scalable. Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our distributed CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Right now? Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral systems and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably expedite proactive schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you engineer proactively, you may have to embrace holistically. The B2C versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B? What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to incentivize correctly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is customer-directed, long-term. Have you ever needed to extend your resource-constrained feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be next-generation? The capability to drive compellingly leads to the capability to leverage efficiently. We understand that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to empower transparently. We will amplify our capacity to enable without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. 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We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained synergistic real-world customized enterprise Total Quality Control and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will expand our power to unleash without lessening our capability to extend. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. At Change This Text, we realize how to recontextualize globally. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The aptitude to enable wirelessly leads to the capacity to exploit macro-cyber-micro-interactively. Think extensible. Think visionary. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for managing new relationships? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! 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