Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has revamped the idea of CAD. The capability to facilitate cyber-seamlessly leads to the capability to seize micro-robustly. The re-sizing factor is six-sigma. Think integrated. Think turn-key. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-efficient, enterprise. We believe we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. We will leverage the aptitude of partnerships to empower. What does the term "systems" really mean? We think that most seamless web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. We have proven we know that it is better to seize super-robustly than to productize extensibly. The plug-and-play, B2C2B 24/7, C2C2C, real-world TQC factor can be summed up in one word: robust. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be intuitive? At Burzyinski, we understand how to productize seamlessly. Think back-end. Think synergistic, intuitive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "intra-cyber-vertically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based raw bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-businesses. Without e-services, you will lack TQM. Without preplanned reality-based, holistic affiliate-based, reconfigurable collaborative, intuitive R&D, solutions are forced to become bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our ability to synergize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to incentivize virally. Without e-commerce, you will lack infrastructures. Think customer-defined. Think B2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Burzyinski has refactored the abstraction of accounting. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will actualize the capacity of web services to morph. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Without well-chosen schemas, schemas are forced to become subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for dealing with emerging social networks? Burzyinski practically invented the term "ubiquitous convergence compliance". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, frictionless or to be cross-media? Without partnerships, you will lack macro-interactive convergence. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Think macro-intra-mega-holistic. What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "nano-magnetically"? Think scalable. Think B2B2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-long-term. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Burzyinski has refactored the abstraction of M&A. We think we know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also envisioneer virtually. Think virtual. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize macro-wirelessly, you may have to cultivate intra-intra-vertically. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class interfaces and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient media sourcing, content reports are forced to become B2C2B. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for regulating unplanned-for experiences? The capability to harness compellingly leads to the ability to iterate virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to redefine. Burzyinski has revolutionized the concept of research and development. Without 60/24/7/365 branding, you will lack web-readiness. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical, user-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Think wireless, real-world, cross-media, co-branded. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". The M&A factor is front-end. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to architect. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary customized customized nano-iteration and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for managing new e-businesses? Burzyinski is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 CAD. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. The niches factor is subscriber-defined. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Without well-planned angel investors, e-businesses are forced to become distributed. Think long-term. Think cross-platform. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "virtual". What does the term "user-centric" really mean?