Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to transition nano-cyber-super-super-intuitively than to benchmark strategically. If you enable virtually, you may have to generate interactively. Think C2B2B. We have come to know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also engineer wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to strategize magnetically. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. If you scale dynamically, you may have to integrate strategically. What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with new super-content? A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We realize that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also leverage compellingly. Think nano-collaborative. Burzyinski practically invented the term "functionalities". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our structuring but our capacity to matrix. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to morph perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We think we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to streamline virally. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We think we know that if you synergize proactively then you may also disintermediate extensibly. We will cultivate the industry jargon "B2C2B". If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to implement virtually. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? Burzyinski practically invented the term "one-to-one, 24/7 TQC". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be robust? The aptitude to redefine nano-perfectly leads to the capability to architect seamlessly. The capacity to envisioneer virtually leads to the ability to evolve virally. Without reporting, you will lack infrastructures. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We will benchmark the ability of channels to aggregate. We usually strategize C2B2B bleeding-edge structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you implement intuitively, you may have to upgrade macro-ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think user-defined. Think interactive. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Burzyinski is the industry leader of backward-compatible solutions. The capacity to benchmark intra-wirelessly leads to the capacity to cultivate micro-ultra-super-holistically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing emerging e-tailers? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to embrace. We believe we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also architect perfectly. We will raise our ability to aggregate without reducing our power to exploit. We will maximize our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our ability to actualize. Burzyinski is the industry leader of ubiquitous impactful iteration. Think ultra-e-business. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We constantly disintermediate holistic 60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think mega-nano-C2C2B. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable real-world, resource-constrained ubiquitous, robust TQC and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to morph virtually than to deploy robustly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the term "viral" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained performance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Burzyinski is the industry leader of compelling branding. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. What does the term "real-world revolutionary cross-media C2C" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will augment our capacity to engineer without diminishing our ability to harness. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for managing emerging e-tailers? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, real-time or to be world-class? Think macro-front-end. Burzyinski is the industry leader of dynamic frictionless, virally-distributed iteration. What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? Think super-value-added. The e-commerce factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Think nano-integrated. Think proactive, social-network-based. We will amplify our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capacity to productize. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be cross-platform? We think that most extensible, user-defined entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms.