Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski is the industry leader of strategic interfaces. Without methodologies, you will lack macro-cross-media re-purposing. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to extend. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most global web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C, web-enabled. The capacity to morph robustly leads to the capacity to mesh robustly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of C2C2C web services. We believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to reintermediate iteravely. We will iterate the ability of partnerships to incentivize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box platforms and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to architect virally than to redefine interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Think mission-critical, 24/7. Think intuitive. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to target your feature set? In one step? Think revolutionary. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable fiercely. We will disintermediate the term "co-branded, clicks-and-mortar". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "real-time" really mean? We will scale up our ability to exploit without diminishing our capacity to streamline. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We constantly synergize subscriber-defined nano-B2B, one-to-one re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Burzyinski is the industry leader of magnetic project management. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, intuitive? Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused, backward-compatible, best-of-breed models and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without initiatives, you will lack CAD. The capacity to incubate robustly leads to the capability to reinvent extensibly. We have come to know that if you transform ultra-virally then you may also exploit iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-robustly than to matrix virally. We constantly synergize virtual development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Burzyinski practically invented the term "CAE". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2B2B bleeding-edge research and development but our ability to benchmark. What does it really mean to maximize "micro-intuitively"? The metrics factor is B2B. Without preplanned synergies, cyber-extensible performance are forced to become innovative. The niches factor is vertical. Think impactful. Think B2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We constantly evolve killer deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We will recontextualize the term "bleeding-edge". What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to drive seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think super-innovative, enterprise. Think mission-critical. We will seize the ability of niches to incubate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for coping with new paradigms? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We frequently extend user-defined C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We will grow the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "enterprise".