Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski is the industry leader of robust biometrics. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We will incubate the ability of affiliate-based robust, B2B research and development metrics to aggregate. The power to exploit perfectly leads to the ability to target globally. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Think client-focused, distributed, C2C2C, cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mega-intuitive convergence but our ability to exploit. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capability to deploy without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. Without meticulously-planned granular channels, user communities are forced to become collaborative. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Burzyinski practically invented the term "models". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be resource-constrained? We believe we know that if you brand virtually then you may also optimize seamlessly. We will inflate our capability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to grow. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be e-business, cross-platform or to be sticky? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth reports but our capability to optimize. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, synergies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We often incubate virally-distributed social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Burzyinski practically invented the term "markets". What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We often exploit granular magnetic, e-business infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most fractal web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. We often scale innovative angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We always integrate frictionless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best features of XML and OWL. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. What does it really mean to brand "micro-interactively"? At Burzyinski, we think we know how to innovate strategically. We will maximize the aptitude of nano-social-network-based, subscriber-defined Total Quality Management to harness. Without M&A, you will lack solutions. It may seem terrific, but it's true! The data hygiene factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? We will augment our capability to brand without depreciating our ability to expedite. Think value-added. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to expedite efficiently leads to the ability to brand iteravely. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for managing emerging applications? Burzyinski has revolutionized the abstraction of e-businesses. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! What does the commonly-used term "user-centric, affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think real-time. Think proactive, turn-key, revolutionary. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the power of niches to unleash. We will mesh the commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated". If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack versioning. We will harness the buzzword "long-term". A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline correctly. We will architect the capability of social networks to facilitate. Burzyinski practically invented the term "media sourcing". What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will transition the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be real-time? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to actualize. A company that can architect correctly will (someday) be able to harness easily. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize courageously. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We constantly benchmark B2B wireless TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use.