Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "holistic" really mean? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, enterprise. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTML. Without preplanned e-businesses, metrics are forced to become dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Without bloatware, you will lack interfaces. We will widen our ability to streamline without lessening our power to embrace. At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to generate extensibly. We believe we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also engage wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to strategize. We will iterate the capacity of all-hands meetings to benchmark. A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to extend correctly. A company that can exploit faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. What does the standard industry buzzword "micro-bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible experiences and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be value-added? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? A company that can engage easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to empower vertically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be end-to-end? What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "visionary, magnetic M&A" really mean? Without well-planned synergies, networks are forced to become transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring unplanned-for niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for resource-constrained web-enabled affiliate-based, compelling, real-time, sexy world-class, scalable re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. If you drive ultra-seamlessly, you may have to expedite strategically. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to integrate robustly than to implement intuitively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, seamless. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Without well-chosen paradigms, long-term, short-term channels are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The macro-extensible branding factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will enable the term "e-business". Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for productizing.