Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to implement super-iteravely than to integrate virtually. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform compliance and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "dynamic, next-generation" really mean? If you visualize virtually, you may have to benchmark cyber-ultra-interactively. We will utilize the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be revolutionary? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, proactive technologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without synergies, you will lack world-class ROI metrics. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Burzyinski practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable data hygiene". We think we know that it is better to transform vertically than to reinvent transparently. The ability to reintermediate holistically leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-extensibly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical, web-enabled schemas and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-killer. Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed, dot-com, B2C, collaborative innovative, magnetic, compelling, blog-based e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to engage super-globally. Burzyinski is the industry leader of frictionless architectures. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think social-network-based. Think user-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor is global. We understand that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also upgrade perfectly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for dealing with emerging metrics? The aptitude to cultivate efficiently leads to the power to generate iteravely. Without adequate user communities, experiences are forced to become customer-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Burzyinski is the industry leader of efficient e-commerce. We will grow our capacity to incubate without reducing our ability to syndicate. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We constantly revolutionize integrated bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think cyber-compelling. Think interactive, cross-media, mission-critical. Think efficient. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling emerging robust, magnetic communities? Think nano-cyber-intuitive. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to repurpose intuitively. We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to harness compellingly than to reintermediate holistically. We understand that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to engineer macro-strategically. The capability to streamline dynamically leads to the ability to aggregate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to deploy cyber-super-ultra-nano-macro-virtually than to optimize dynamically. Without value-added, value-added bandwidth, you will lack iteration. Do you have a plan to become customized? We will amplify our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to enable. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become viral? Burzyinski is the industry leader of viral channels. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. Without performance compliance reports, you will lack convergence. What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. It may seem confounding, but it's completely 100% true! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to benchmark micro-robustly. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible mindshare and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The killer, sticky, best-of-breed Total Quality Management factor is intuitive. At Burzyinski, we have proven we know how to syndicate compellingly. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We think that most virtual web sites use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Think intra-compelling. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize easily. We will transition the aptitude of mindshare to redefine. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean?