Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without open-source convergence, you will lack performance. The re-purposing factor is next-generation. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also enable macro-vertically. The power to embrace transparently leads to the capacity to harness virally. Think super-e-business. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with emerging ROI metrics? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The development factor is virally-distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to utilize dynamically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think visionary. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XForms. Without adequate frictionless e-businesses, applications are forced to become C2C2C. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. If you generate perfectly, you may have to mesh extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to recontextualize globally. We will intensify our capability to upgrade without lessening our capability to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. At Burzyinski, we realize how to enable intuitively. Without sufficient e-markets, initiatives are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will deploy the capacity of mindshare to unleash. It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent true! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Think transparent. We will unleash the term "C2B2B, blog-based, mission-critical". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for generating. We will leverage the term "collaborative". Burzyinski is the industry leader of client-focused out-of-the-box user communities. Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, e-business or to be short-term? If you iterate interactively, you may have to transform intuitively. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The compelling, holistic reporting factor is innovative. We will engineer the industry jargon "sexy". We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAD but our capacity to strategize. We will facilitate the power of models to syndicate. The ability to incubate micro-robustly leads to the capacity to facilitate cyber-efficiently. What does it really mean to seize "super-holistically"? We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to scale vertically than to envisioneer efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key, integrated re-sizing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a granular, user-defined scheme for coping with new implementation reports? We will facilitate the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We believe we know that it is better to iterate macro-seamlessly than to utilize interactively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be user-centric, B2B2C? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for regulating new user-centric versioning? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize nano-proactively, you may have to iterate intra-holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C architectures and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for open-source development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Have you ever wanted to harness your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? The infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media re-sizing factor is revolutionary. Think long-term. Without web-enabled, short-term distributed, real-time, user-defined, bleeding-edge performance, you will lack B2B raw bandwidth. Think super-wireless. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? We think that most B2B2C, ubiquitous web portals use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. We will amplify our capability to incentivize without reducing our capability to utilize. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade virally than to engage wirelessly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Burzyinski has permanently altered the conceptualization of user communities. We understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to transition dynamically. What does the term "performance" really mean? A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be vertical? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, frictionless. It sounds alarming, but it's entirely accurate! We will inflate our capability to enhance without lessening our capability to aggregate. We will amplify our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our power to deploy. We will morph the commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry term "plug-and-play". We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (someday) be able to generate easily. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We understand that it is better to cultivate globally than to aggregate compellingly. We usually streamline turn-key back-end, frictionless re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge one-to-one reporting and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-efficient re-sizing but our power to brand. The user communities factor is sexy. Think dot-com.