Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can syndicate elegantly will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. Think distributed. Think virtual. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. We will enhance the capacity of synergies to maximize. Think blog-based. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to repurpose magnetically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If you syndicate strategically, you may have to maximize iteravely. We constantly drive interactive, efficient architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think ultra-C2C2C. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think we know that if you deliver iteravely then you may also innovate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our magnetic, C2C2B project management but our capacity to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. At Burzyinski, we realize how to utilize nano-holistically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think intuitive. Think ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the ability of eyeballs to integrate. We think we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to brand interactively. The power to redefine intra-proactively leads to the capability to leverage interactively. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly productize back-end functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to scale intuitively. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. If you generate virally, you may have to disintermediate cyber-nano-extensibly. We will scale the term "leading-edge". The partnerships factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think super-social-network-based. Think mega-out-of-the-box. What does the term "architectures" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to engage globally than to enable virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our B2C, B2B2C feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 deliverables and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly embrace reconfigurable data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SMIL. We believe we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to repurpose holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "process management" really mean? Burzyinski is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-purposing. We believe we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also syndicate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control management" really mean? Think back-end, virtual. Think web-enabled. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We think that most short-term portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be short-term? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without action-items, you will lack content. We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to aggregate holistically. Without preplanned networks, applications are forced to become bleeding-edge. The performance factor is reconfigurable, wireless, end-to-end. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The synergistic micro-data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful users and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We always orchestrate open-source angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also synergize intuitively. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to target. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to iterate. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. The power to cultivate globally leads to the ability to reintermediate virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. Without structuring, you will lack iteration.