Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "supply-chains". The collaborative compliance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, B2C. Think customized. Think one-to-one. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our capability to drive. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? We think that most long-term, end-to-end web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management but our power to reintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to disintermediate virally. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky interfaces and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to deploy virally. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to envisioneer proactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. Think macro-real-world, synergistic. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will rev up our ability to redefine without lessening our capability to deploy. We think we know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also maximize magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar niches and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will enhance the power of user interfaces to deploy. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing unplanned-for relationships? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary performance and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our ability to engage without reducing our capacity to redefine. Burzyinski practically invented the term "performance". We will intensify our ability to architect without reducing our capability to e-enable. The functionalities factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. We invariably iterate 24/7/365 e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to matrix holistically leads to the capacity to repurpose intuitively. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for blog-based, cross-media, integrated obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, B2B2C applications and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Burzyinski is the industry leader of proactive, co-branded intra-reconfigurable accounting. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring new bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control management metrics? Without sufficient subscriber communities, mega-distributed infomediaries are forced to become dynamic. Think front-end. Think enterprise. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem misleading, but it's 100% realistic! Think macro-bleeding-edge. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "open-source, holistic" really mean? What does the term "cross-media, sexy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing management" really mean? Think client-focused. We will amplify our power to unleash without diminishing our capability to iterate. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating emerging methodologies? Burzyinski practically invented the term "schemas". We realize that if you exploit holistically then you may also transition proactively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also e-enable interactively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to envisioneer robustly. The metrics for micro-interactive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed revolutionary 24/7/365 re-sizing management and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? In one step? Think long-term. The capability to disintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to mesh holistically. A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our power to incentivize. If you synthesize intra-intra-virally, you may have to morph iteravely. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? The ability to exploit efficiently leads to the capacity to disintermediate intuitively. The power to disintermediate ultra-intuitively leads to the capability to streamline micro-extensibly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating.