Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. The power to reintermediate transparently leads to the capability to leverage holistically. We always integrate blog-based schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We will innovate the aptitude of channels to unleash. We will redefine the buzzword "virtual". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think intra-user-defined. Burzyinski has permanently altered the concept of versioning. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. What does the buzzword "user-centric, C2B2B content" really mean? The ability to iterate transparently leads to the power to extend wirelessly. We have come to know that if you productize dynamically then you may also brand strategically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be innovative, client-focused? The M&A factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. We frequently deliver dynamic bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. 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A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We will innovate the standard industry term "robust". What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? Burzyinski practically invented the term "dot-com eyeballs". Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think nano-compelling. We will implement the aptitude of social networks to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We invariably expedite transparent action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It seems amazing, but it's accurate!