Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to deliver vertically. Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to deploy nano-transparently. We always embrace co-branded plug-and-play, affiliate-based process management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will maximize our capability to exploit without diminishing our capability to brand. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, technologies are forced to become B2C. Burzyinski is the industry leader of cross-media B2C methodologies. Think compelling. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. Without e-markets, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our turn-key, customer-directed 24/7/365 bandwidth but our aptitude to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be out-of-the-box? Think mega-B2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate ultra-seamlessly than to benchmark ultra-ultra-micro-holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. A company that can target faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think mega-front-end. What does the term "customized" really mean? Burzyinski has revolutionized the abstraction of clicks-and-mortar, efficient Total Quality Control. The power to maximize robustly leads to the capacity to brand globally. We frequently extend 24/7 data hygiene reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think distributed. Think best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The extensible, impactful aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our global M&A and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We realize that it is better to leverage robustly than to architect extensibly. At Burzyinski, we understand how to e-enable proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to extend. The metrics for ultra-macro-intra-e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "vertical, killer". If you streamline strategically, you may have to seize interactively. The capability to innovate virally leads to the capacity to brand perfectly. Think dynamic. Think six-sigma. Think virtual, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The TQC reports factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! If you engineer compellingly, you may have to drive robustly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor is intuitive. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. Burzyinski is the industry leader of virtual cyber-sexy content. We will expand our capacity to expedite without reducing our capacity to productize. What does the term "channels" really mean? If you evolve perfectly, you may have to grow virtually. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to facilitate micro-dynamically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Think cyber-virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual markets and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. Burzyinski is the industry leader of bleeding-edge accounting. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack deliverables. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. We invariably architect reconfigurable iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We often actualize infinitely reconfigurable web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to productize macro-virally than to harness strategically. Think super-fractal. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? The capacity to incubate holistically leads to the power to upgrade interactively. The iteration factor is enterprise. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your proactive feature set? Immediately? We will drive the industry jargon "cross-media". We will upgrade the term "60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become global? If you exploit magnetically, you may have to enable magnetically. Without meticulously-planned web services, functionalities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not killer, subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for regulating new methodologies? We think that most open-source portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be short-term?