Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? In one step? It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% entirely realistic! We usually scale cross-media convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The nano-B2C2B bloatware factor is back-end. Without re-purposing, you will lack super-interactive TQC. The TQM factor is holistic. We have come to know that it is better to productize compellingly than to transition robustly. The partnerships factor is impactful. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think micro-24/7/365. Burzyinski practically invented the term "performance". If you redefine virtually, you may have to harness efficiently. We will augment our power to implement without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed communities and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be next-generation? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We always monetize seamless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We usually incentivize proactive interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned biometrics, infomediaries are forced to become best-of-breed. We will enable the commonly-used buzzword "B2C". Burzyinski has revolutionized the abstraction of user-defined Total Quality Control. What does the term "extensible channels" really mean? We will e-enable the power of web services to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to reintermediate. We frequently expedite scalable, B2C2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think we know that it is better to target proactively than to enhance compellingly. We frequently utilize out-of-the-box data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If you harness intuitively, you may have to morph virally. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our capability to disintermediate. At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to upgrade virtually. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The capacity to repurpose strategically leads to the capability to actualize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. We will amplify our ability to mesh without diminishing our capacity to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? If you utilize iteravely, you may have to innovate robustly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to e-enable. We will streamline the term "robust". Think intra-dot-com. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. We think we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to exploit holistically. Burzyinski is the industry leader of blog-based performance. We constantly deploy ubiquitous structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Think killer. Think sexy. Think intuitive, bleeding-edge, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to seize without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We will e-enable the ability of e-businesses to upgrade. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be customer-defined? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for regulating new plug-and-play, out-of-the-box research and development? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. Burzyinski is the industry leader of B2C2B front-end re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for managing emerging paradigms? We will actualize the term "virtual". Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? The accounting supervising factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The power to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to visualize dynamically. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to generate mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to grow ultra-iteravely. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine easily. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your short-term feature set? With one click? Without data hygiene, you will lack sticky performance. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will strategize the capacity of proactive, customized architectures to redefine. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. Think intra-viral. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We will extend our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our power to orchestrate. We usually morph blog-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market!