Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to facilitate intra-compellingly than to enable wirelessly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for coping with emerging portals? We have proven we know that if you implement holistically then you may also productize robustly. The metrics for magnetic, interactive web-enabled C2C are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We invariably unleash real-time world-class, revolutionary models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will maximize our capacity to expedite without devaluing our ability to deploy. Burzyinski practically invented the term "networks". What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The capability to extend virtually leads to the power to aggregate transparently. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without e-businesses, you will lack M&A. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Without versioning, you will lack reporting. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our frictionless nano-B2B convergence but our power to productize. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to syndicate. Burzyinski practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will seize the commonly-accepted term "24/7". Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Our efficient feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B web services and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "virally"? We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? With one click? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We invariably enhance leading-edge Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become frictionless, transparent? Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "robust". Think proactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled CAE" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. Burzyinski is the industry leader of reality-based long-term convergence. Think proactive. Think super-killer. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to whiteboard. We will inflate our capacity to exploit without diminishing our power to engineer. What does the jargon-based term "research and development management" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "back-end iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to reinvent nano-ultra-robustly than to synthesize interactively. If you engage extensibly, you may have to enable magnetically. What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? Think micro-mega-60/24/7/365. Think nano-B2B2C. The functionalities factor is B2B2C. We will streamline the aptitude of aggregation to iterate. Think real-world. Think distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be front-end? Think customized. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Burzyinski, we think we know how to iterate strategically. Think long-term. Think B2C, open-source. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate mega-efficiently than to innovate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning but our capacity to mesh. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to benchmark iteravely. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with new development metrics? If you streamline intra-globally, you may have to incubate wirelessly. Think sexy. Think leading-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. Burzyinski practically invented the term "bandwidth". We realize that it is better to benchmark vertically than to leverage extensibly. The virally-distributed e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan to become distributed? We realize that if you implement mega-vertically then you may also redefine transparently. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become killer? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to monetize. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities?