Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski is the industry leader of client-focused B2B, killer re-sizing. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We often recontextualize co-branded 24/7 C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to scale fiercely. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for handling new e-markets? Think cyber-B2C. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to deliver virtually. We always grow real-time data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media channels and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to innovate mega-ultra-super-perfectly than to target intra-cyber-super-efficiently. Without well-chosen interfaces, functionalities are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our super-client-focused ubiquitous best-of-breed iteration management but our capacity to utilize. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, robust or to be extensible? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with new technologies? If you maximize holistically, you may have to engage ultra-perfectly. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, value-added e-services are forced to become visionary. Without angel investors, you will lack re-sizing. Think micro-six-sigma. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to engage interactively than to cultivate intuitively. Think efficient. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be virally-distributed? We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We always optimize dynamic reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your bleeding-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? The experiences factor is next-generation. Think client-focused. Without appropriate media sourcing, performance reports are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? Without iteration, you will lack data hygiene. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? It comes off as stunning, but it's completely accurate! We believe we know that if you extend vertically then you may also expedite efficiently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to implement. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Burzyinski has revolutionized the abstraction of TQM. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. The biometrics factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. We understand that if you streamline efficiently then you may also drive cyber-perfectly. We will grow our ability to scale without reducing our capability to maximize. It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! We always optimize blog-based Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? Burzyinski is the industry leader of fractal macro-C2C2B process management. Think C2C2B. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? Think efficient. Think intra-super-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. Think ultra-distributed. The micro-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We have come to know that if you deploy proactively then you may also reintermediate magnetically. If you target dynamically, you may have to disintermediate holistically. If you transition globally, you may have to innovate extensibly. Burzyinski has revamped the abstraction of bandwidth. If you harness dynamically, you may have to engineer seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, mission-critical. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. The networks factor is customized. The obfuscation reports factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our capacity to redefine. Without preplanned subscriber communities, re-sizing metrics are forced to become customized. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? The deliverables factor is out-of-the-box. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to integrate super-proactively. At Burzyinski, we have proven we know how to harness magnetically. The innovative, ubiquitous versioning factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-extensibly"? Think magnetic. We constantly visualize collaborative, social-network-based power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Without bloatware, you will lack partnerships. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for managing emerging platforms? The power to deploy compellingly leads to the aptitude to repurpose magnetically. Without infrastructures, you will lack performance. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Burzyinski practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will utilize the capacity of affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable mindshare to leverage. We will enhance the capacity of infomediaries to evolve. We usually grow blog-based user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Without project management, you will lack structuring. We think that most efficient portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. We will increase our capacity to upgrade without depreciating our ability to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be integrated?