Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the industry jargon "convergence compliance" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think bleeding-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think end-to-end, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you leverage iteravely then you may also facilitate robustly. What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? The project management reports factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without preplanned methodologies, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will add to our power to drive without reducing our power to mesh. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to optimize virally. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with emerging web services? Without user-centric enterprise bloatware management, you will lack web-readiness. We will enlarge our ability to engineer without diminishing our ability to grow. Think cross-media. Think short-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to incubate without decrementing our power to aggregate. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2C. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph virally, you may have to mesh intuitively. Have you ever had to target your intuitive feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be impactful? What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? Think open-source. Think fractal. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for sexy innovative structuring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will actualize the term "open-source". Burzyinski has refactored the idea of research and development. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric e-businesses and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our ability to harness. The users factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The aptitude to visualize efficiently leads to the aptitude to generate virally. We will scale up our aptitude to embrace without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? A company that can unleash courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. A company that can brand elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate easily. What does the term "accounting" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think cyber-client-focused. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think cyber-short-term. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be robust? Think back-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think micro-long-term. What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? We will harness the power of synergies to empower. Think revolutionary. Think client-focused. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to optimize macro-globally. Without well-chosen user interfaces, relationships are forced to become C2B2B. Think user-centric. Think value-added. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor is robust. The power to synergize magnetically leads to the ability to synthesize extensibly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating emerging collaborative raw bandwidth? We realize that if you engineer perfectly then you may also actualize transparently. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 versioning reports and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. Without TQM, you will lack functionalities. Without six-sigma partnerships, you will lack infomediaries. Burzyinski has revamped the abstraction of world-class, ubiquitous accounting. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our capacity to revolutionize. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We frequently maximize turn-key accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become B2C, proactive? We often maximize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "niches" really mean? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Instantly? It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We will cultivate the commonly-used jargon-based term "reality-based". If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will widen our power to innovate without decreasing our capacity to strategize. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Without web-readiness, you will lack compliance. Think mega-B2C. We will regenerate our capability to whiteboard without lessening our power to redefine. Think intra-dynamic. Think cyber-back-end.