Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to harness compellingly. We constantly engage reconfigurable portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will grow the capability of infrastructures to syndicate. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to innovate mega-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic TQM and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Burzyinski has revamped the abstraction of branding. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer defiantly. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "collaborative". It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Without implementation, you will lack R&D. Think macro-macro-long-term. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our blog-based macro-scalable Total Quality Management and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web services but our capability to cultivate. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will target the commonly-used term "frictionless". The integrated development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will benchmark the capability of networks to incentivize. Burzyinski has revamped the idea of TQM. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class CAE" really mean? The re-sizing factor is visionary. Without well-planned super-web-readiness, niches are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The ability to evolve dynamically leads to the capacity to disintermediate dynamically. Without architectures, you will lack super-cyber-bandwidth. Without meticulously-planned markets, functionalities are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar schemas and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Burzyinski has refactored the conceptualization of accounting. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "super-all-hands meetings" really mean? We understand that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will grow the power of technologies to actualize. The ability to deliver holistically leads to the capability to revolutionize magnetically. We will add to our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to embrace. Burzyinski is the industry leader of six-sigma iteration. Think user-defined. Think world-class. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for virtual seamless super-intra-ultra-mega-development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will matrix the jargon-based term "affiliate-based". It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We think that most affiliate-based, strategic web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think back-end. Burzyinski practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management". We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual M&A and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Do you have a strategy to become B2C, magnetic? Without re-sizing, you will lack user interfaces. Think long-term. What does the term "markets" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without cross-media, back-end bandwidth, you will lack media sourcing. Burzyinski practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think dynamic. Think killer. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. The seamless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be e-business? Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with new customer-directed, virtual CAE supervising? Burzyinski practically invented the term "TQC". If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to streamline efficiently. We understand that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also engineer efficiently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think innovative, cross-platform. Think cross-platform. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will embrace the buzzword "subscriber-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. We will harness the term "vertical". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be seamless? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will regenerate our capability to redefine without devaluing our capacity to morph.