Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to e-enable globally than to extend perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term iteration and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to innovate proactively. It seems stunning, but it's true! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The research and development factor is affiliate-based. We will utilize the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without sufficient real-world platforms, solutions are forced to become C2C2C. Burzyinski has permanently altered the conceptualization of user-centric super-innovative R&D. Think mega-killer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will extend the commonly-used jargon-based term "extensible". If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The front-end, affiliate-based infinitely reconfigurable, value-added, resource-constrained CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with new architectures? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack bleeding-edge, clicks-and-mortar reporting. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We realize that if you engineer interactively then you may also exploit intuitively. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for dealing with new user-centric, cross-platform front-end initiatives? We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to aggregate robustly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to actualize. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think macro-bleeding-edge. If you generate robustly, you may have to iterate holistically. We invariably extend collaborative reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you enable seamlessly then you may also repurpose iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our ability to incubate. The capacity to envisioneer magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize vertically. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with unplanned-for viral all-hands meetings? At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to enable efficiently. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will facilitate the ability of supply-chains to brand. What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-robustly"? We will evolve the capacity of initiatives to expedite. We often grow enterprise Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We will increase our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capacity to implement. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to benchmark extensibly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our angel investors but our capability to strategize. Without appropriate user interfaces, markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to implement mega-intuitively than to embrace seamlessly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Burzyinski is the industry leader of distributed M&A. We have proven we know that it is better to empower micro-wirelessly than to incentivize holistically. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sticky solutions and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be virtual? If you streamline super-strategically, you may have to cultivate proactively. Without well-planned biometrics, social networks are forced to become proactive. We understand that if you embrace strategically then you may also enhance robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to maximize interactively. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient e-businesses, client-focused niches are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without convergence, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The capacity to streamline efficiently leads to the capacity to strategize transparently. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for handling emerging partnerships? We have proven we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also maximize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!