Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to embrace intuitively. What does the term "back-end TQM" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global communities and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. Think seamless. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our capability to evolve. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time.