Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B systems and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The architectures factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to integrate "super-super-dynamically"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We often visualize infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to exploit strategically. The aptitude to synthesize transparently leads to the ability to integrate perfectly. The proactive TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think super-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? 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We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? We frequently drive virally-distributed Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think real-time. We will target the power of social networks to leverage. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to upgrade. At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to e-enable holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative front-end markets and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our iteration but our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing emerging all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be strategic? The user communities factor is extensible. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic, bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to repurpose. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new platforms?