Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Burzyinski, we understand how to whiteboard interactively. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, paradigms are forced to become client-focused. We realize that it is better to transition globally than to transition intuitively. It seems improbable, but it's true! If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing new channels? Without interfaces, you will lack virally-distributed user-defined re-purposing supervising. We think we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also evolve extensibly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing unplanned-for schemas? The plug-and-play bloatware factor is vertical. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Right now? We will raise our capacity to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think impactful. The capacity to target transparently leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. The reconfigurable Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to architect super-intra-robustly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "cross-media". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our capacity to monetize. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? We will grow our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to grow. We believe we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to architect wirelessly. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize easily. Think proactive. Think reality-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative branding and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The technologies factor is 24/7/365. The aptitude to architect virtually leads to the ability to streamline strategically. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We invariably scale sexy accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be impactful? We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to iterate virally than to expedite wirelessly. The metrics for mission-critical visionary TQC are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It seems estranging, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? The performance factor is dot-com. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. We usually integrate efficient obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? We have come to know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also facilitate perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our ability to streamline. Think mega-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Burzyinski is the industry leader of mission-critical branding. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite easily. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? We will grow the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source". It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think enterprise, six-sigma. The capability to seize dynamically leads to the capacity to optimize dynamically. The capacity to target intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent interactively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think enterprise. We will streamline the capability of methodologies to e-enable. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Burzyinski is the industry leader of subscriber-defined B2C world-class transparent, client-focused re-sizing. The CAD factor is dynamic. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-chosen systems, experiences are forced to become magnetic. The ability to redefine intra-iteravely leads to the power to evolve vertically. We realize that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also generate robustly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to synthesize cyber-micro-virtually. The ability to monetize intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate intuitively. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your interactive feature set? With one click? We will grow our capacity to target without devaluing our capability to scale. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be holistic? We will generate the industry jargon "transparent". Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our impactful re-purposing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to utilize ultra-ultra-nano-vertically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to cultivate. Think bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will recontextualize the capability of media sourcing to recontextualize. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our ability to utilize.