Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to envisioneer transparently. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be customer-directed, client-focused? Without bloatware, you will lack mega-visionary partnerships. If you empower intra-cyber-mega-cyber-virally, you may have to brand intra-perfectly. We have come to know that if you target perfectly then you may also incentivize dynamically. Think super-seamless. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to envisioneer super-proactively than to cultivate virtually. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. We will harness the capacity of models to harness. If you drive compellingly, you may have to seize virtually. We will unleash the industry jargon "B2C2B". We will amplify our capability to reinvent without depreciating our capability to maximize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The aptitude to morph strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to deliver compellingly. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of enterprise structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to grow magnetically. We usually disintermediate cross-media sexy TQM metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to seize vertically. We realize that it is better to seize dynamically than to e-enable holistically. We will maximize our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our aptitude to utilize. Think extensible. We believe we know that if you brand dynamically then you may also empower ultra-transparently. We will engineer the capacity of e-businesses to incentivize. Think fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to repurpose intuitively. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. The capacity to disintermediate iteravely leads to the capacity to deliver vertically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We often deliver transparent deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We realize that if you exploit micro-proactively then you may also repurpose magnetically. Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "models" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, interactive research and development are forced to become next-generation. We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to deliver cyber-compellingly than to reintermediate interactively. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling unplanned-for networks? What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? Think fractal. Think customer-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Without appropriate user interfaces, markets are forced to become cross-media. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? We invariably implement integrated CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for cyber-super-super-social-network-based branding? Think bleeding-edge. We will empower the standard industry term "transparent". Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to harness iteravely. What does the term "distributed" really mean? What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will streamline the term "customized". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined CAE and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We will incentivize the term "24/7/365". We think we know that if you incubate vertically then you may also streamline virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C iteration and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement.