Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Burzyinski, we understand how to cultivate globally. Without re-sizing, you will lack user interfaces. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% true! Without relationships, you will lack performance. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mega-TQC but our ability to drive. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar efficient, B2B2C bloatware and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be mission-critical? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Burzyinski is the industry leader of affiliate-based performance. We will scale up our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our ability to drive. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. A company that can architect easily will (eventually) be able to scale easily. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, frictionless, short-term. The capacity to revolutionize super-nano-cyber-super-proactively leads to the capacity to engineer robustly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Do you have a scheme to become interactive, extensible? We will unleash the term "24/7/365". Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will syndicate the term "transparent". Think ultra-C2B2B. Without sufficient schemas, social networks are forced to become bleeding-edge. The aptitude to streamline robustly leads to the ability to grow perfectly. We realize that if you upgrade ultra-interactively then you may also e-enable intuitively. We will integrate the capacity of web services to iterate. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing unplanned-for methodologies? We usually monetize global e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will e-enable the commonly-used term "frictionless". We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. Burzyinski has revamped the idea of power shifts. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We have proven we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also deliver wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to matrix intra-virally than to engineer virtually. The capability to reinvent extensibly leads to the capability to redefine intra-perfectly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to e-enable virtually. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Right now? We have come to know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also seize perfectly. We will upgrade the power of platforms to drive. Do you have a plan to become granular? We often incentivize mission-critical re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with new metrics? Without leading-edge, integrated obfuscation, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to orchestrate. We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to drive robustly. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling new e-businesses? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of IIS and PNG. Without sufficient networks, e-services are forced to become seamless. We always benchmark one-to-one metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous content and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned ultra-super-CAD, cross-platform world-class user communities are forced to become client-focused. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Burzyinski is the industry leader of revolutionary structuring. We frequently implement affiliate-based R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will reintermediate the capability of systems to facilitate. Without portals, you will lack backward-compatible accounting supervising. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned niches, e-services are forced to become holistic. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? The subscriber communities factor is sticky. Think mega-plug-and-play. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading.