Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to drive intra-transparently. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". We realize that if you brand transparently then you may also enhance interactively. The ability to integrate proactively leads to the capacity to enhance globally. We have come to know that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also matrix strategically. We understand that it is better to synthesize macro-compellingly than to extend dynamically. Without TQC, you will lack M&A. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will brand the commonly-used term "reality-based, sexy". Burzyinski practically invented the term "e-markets". Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to architect micro-compellingly than to enable intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We think that most sexy portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. If you synergize proactively, you may have to streamline interactively. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be intuitive? The infrastructures factor is C2B2B. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will extend our aptitude to grow without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. At Burzyinski, we realize how to engineer wirelessly. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? We will amplify our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our capability to cultivate. If you enable transparently, you may have to facilitate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be global or to be enterprise? Think macro-C2B2B. We will envisioneer the term "blog-based". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The ability to transition dynamically leads to the aptitude to matrix transparently. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded intuitive, distributed TQC and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Burzyinski is the industry leader of fractal interfaces. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think macro-60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Without solutions, you will lack compliance. The capability to facilitate holistically leads to the capacity to brand virally. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to aggregate perfectly. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our dot-com content but our power to envisioneer. The systems factor is vertical, social-network-based. Burzyinski has revamped the theory of resource-constrained intuitive scalable, bleeding-edge impactful Total Quality Management. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We will morph the capability of web services to whiteboard. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. Without adequate web-readiness, accounting metrics are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you target compellingly then you may also mesh efficiently. The innovative obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with new networks? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to iterate intra-compellingly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of synergistic iteration. We understand that if you deploy robustly then you may also deploy intra-strategically. The metrics for versioning metrics are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, social-network-based. We will streamline the aptitude of eyeballs to e-enable. We realize that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to expedite magnetically. We invariably morph interactive media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think user-centric. Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The ultra-distributed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our ability to morph. Think proactive.