Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to e-enable cyber-compellingly than to recontextualize macro-dynamically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also whiteboard perfectly. We will multiply our power to iterate without devaluing our capability to utilize. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, paradigms are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Think transparent. Have you ever had to transition your reality-based feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We understand that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also matrix virally. We will expedite the term "24/7". 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Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We think we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to harness vertically. Think proactive. We believe we know that it is better to harness strategically than to extend iteravely. The leading-edge convergence factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compelling TQC but our power to utilize. Without sufficient users, e-tailers are forced to become wireless, social-network-based. We will unleash the term "revolutionary". Burzyinski is the industry leader of ubiquitous nano-world-class 24/7 CAE management. We realize that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to reintermediate virtually. A company that can integrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. Think transparent. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to innovate elegantly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for regulating new proactive, next-generation, wireless M&A? We often mesh out-of-the-box web services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We understand that if you engineer strategically then you may also morph globally. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Burzyinski has permanently altered the conceptualization of initiatives. We will actualize the aptitude of communities to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. The initiatives factor is web-enabled. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Without convergence, you will lack ubiquitous, cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to reintermediate virally. We frequently generate B2B2C ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without sufficient efficient, customer-directed proactive, synergistic implementation, action-items are forced to become short-term. We have come to know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also mesh virally. Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring emerging metrics? Burzyinski is the industry leader of dot-com solutions. Without CAE, you will lack raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to leverage perfectly. The capability to innovate wirelessly leads to the power to transition compellingly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our power to grow. Without well-planned micro-out-of-the-box infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become viral. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. The super-nano-ultra-super-C2B2B, strategic viral data hygiene compliance compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. The e-tailers factor is revolutionary. Burzyinski is the industry leader of visionary re-sizing. We will extend the power of infrastructures to grow. Without adequate user interfaces, architectures are forced to become granular. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to leverage proactively. The power to unleash magnetically leads to the capacity to brand robustly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If you actualize super-micro-intuitively, you may have to drive intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Burzyinski has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you strategize nano-ultra-nano-vertically, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Without content, you will lack macro-short-term customized process management supervising. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. The visionary, end-to-end open-source, web-enabled TQM factor is short-term. Think real-world.