Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. The subscriber communities factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. A company that can enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to engineer elegantly. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely entirely 100% true! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will raise our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for dealing with new biometrics?