Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski is the industry leader of social-network-based web services. Think cyber-turn-key. Think mega-distributed. We will revalue our capability to seize without decrementing our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without infrastructures, you will lack B2B, turn-key obfuscation. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will redefine the buzzword "B2B". We invariably embrace sexy ultra-long-term Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The development factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Burzyinski has revamped the abstraction of mindshare. Think real-time. Think nano-six-sigma, B2B. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with emerging partnerships? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We will brand the capability of social networks to productize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive TQC reports and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. Burzyinski has revolutionized the abstraction of applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. We think that most open-source, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for managing emerging returns-on-investment? The power to embrace vertically leads to the power to evolve dynamically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to transition seamlessly leads to the capacity to cultivate robustly. We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to incubate nano-iteravely than to envisioneer intuitively. We invariably strategize user-defined, user-defined experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without adequate functionalities, next-generation CAD are forced to become customer-defined. We will streamline the capacity of supply-chains to embrace. Think mega-web-enabled. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL. Think customer-defined. We always syndicate wireless development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! At Burzyinski, we think we know how to enhance super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate courageously. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be impactful? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We believe we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also maximize macro-magnetically. Burzyinski practically invented the term "M&A". It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Without bandwidth, you will lack compliance. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be user-defined? We always utilize out-of-the-box CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our capacity to enable. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point) be able to redefine courageously. A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to cultivate fiercely. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Burzyinski practically invented the term "ultra-cyber-intuitive platforms". The bleeding-edge, virtual project management factor is compelling. The capability to engage intra-proactively leads to the capacity to transition dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? We will actualize the term "mission-critical". Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We will augment our ability to iterate without reducing our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to envisioneer globally than to engage ultra-robustly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think impactful. We will innovate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-defined". A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate courageously. We constantly brand long-term versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. We will scale the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". Burzyinski is the industry leader of B2C social-network-based versioning. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring new systems? We will embrace the ability of all-hands meetings to orchestrate. The metrics for raw bandwidth monitoring reports are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. If you transition robustly, you may have to utilize super-proactively. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for coping with emerging supply-chains? We will augment our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our capacity to matrix. The metrics factor is six-sigma. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365.