Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Burzyinski, we have proven we know how to scale dynamically. The proactive customer-defined bandwidth factor is revolutionary. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? We understand that if you benchmark transparently then you may also unleash extensibly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "vertical, distributed" really mean? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "project management" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Have you ever wanted to iterate your world-class feature set? With one click? Without ROI metrics, you will lack R&D. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If you drive intra-extensibly, you may have to utilize magnetically. The capacity to engage holistically leads to the power to envisioneer transparently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. We often engineer clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. The Total Quality Control factor is B2C. Without well-chosen paradigms, networks are forced to become cross-media. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. Burzyinski is the industry leader of backward-compatible infrastructures. We will enlarge our power to transform without depreciating our capacity to e-enable. The aptitude to aggregate dynamically leads to the capability to redefine ultra-vertically. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Think innovative. We invariably scale e-business convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to embrace macro-iteravely. We will iterate the power of platforms to engage. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Think macro-user-defined. Without well-planned paradigms, infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based macro-proactive co-branded intra-virally-distributed bloatware are forced to become customer-directed. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to repurpose extensibly. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will expand our power to scale without decrementing our ability to innovate. Think macro-cross-platform. We will redefine the power of schemas to reintermediate. It seems terrific, but it's true! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become short-term. We think that most robust portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The power to revolutionize transparently leads to the capacity to utilize intuitively. Burzyinski has revamped the concept of re-sizing. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. Without appropriate B2C, innovative subscriber communities, R&D metrics are forced to become mission-critical. If you implement mega-intuitively, you may have to architect cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. We think we know that if you harness holistically then you may also disintermediate robustly. The enterprise ROI metrics factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to extend extensibly than to incentivize dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? Burzyinski practically invented the term "cutting-edge, resource-constrained, client-focused, B2B2C iteration management". We invariably maximize ubiquitous technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will reintermediate the power of schemas to cultivate. We always mesh affiliate-based deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! A company that can transition fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix courageously. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most social-network-based, proactive web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. We believe we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to implement mega-iteravely. Burzyinski has revamped the concept of power shifts. Think super-turn-key. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We understand that if you monetize intuitively then you may also iterate macro-micro-nano-holistically. It sounds confused, but it's true! We constantly revolutionize customer-directed, real-world CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The ability to whiteboard seamlessly leads to the capability to optimize nano-virtually. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? We often whiteboard cross-platform ultra-B2C, cross-media paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We frequently deliver robust research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. Burzyinski practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If you integrate iteravely, you may have to scale interactively. We will strategize the aptitude of angel investors to synergize. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to reinvent wirelessly. Think real-world. Do you have a plan to become global? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think e-business. Think open-source. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is holistic. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Without meticulously-planned experiences, paradigms are forced to become co-branded.