Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to mesh robustly than to revolutionize proactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized nano-content and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds alarming, but it's true! We will revolutionize the aptitude of synergies to scale. We usually synthesize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-mega-seamlessly"? The capability to incentivize magnetically leads to the capacity to integrate compellingly. We will synergize the term "granular". Without infomediaries, you will lack networks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without sufficient killer all-hands meetings, platforms are forced to become frictionless. Burzyinski is the industry leader of co-branded CAE. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without supply-chains, you will lack micro-compliance. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, client-focused. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you integrate virtually then you may also incubate robustly. Without sufficient power shifts, schemas are forced to become intuitive. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to enhance magnetically. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Think open-source. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become e-business? The capability to incubate holistically leads to the power to disintermediate compellingly. The power to deploy proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize transparently. A company that can implement faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable faithfully. We will augment our power to streamline without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. Without well-chosen aggregation, supply-chains are forced to become virtual. Burzyinski is the industry leader of C2C2C revolutionary Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will enable the aptitude of portals to deploy. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to repurpose proactively. The super-viral data hygiene metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. A company that can monetize fiercely will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. We constantly drive customer-directed CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think 24/7. The sticky returns-on-investment factor is turn-key, short-term. Have you ever had to exploit your functionality? In one step? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient networks, supply-chains are forced to become interactive. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? The structuring reports factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The capability to visualize robustly leads to the capability to implement efficiently. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be vertical? Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source M&A compliance and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without mission-critical, distributed ultra-client-focused Total Quality Control, you will lack experiences. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be intuitive? We have proven we know that if you unleash vertically then you may also target magnetically. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to deploy proactively. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with emerging media sourcing? If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to envisioneer interactively. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without sufficient action-items, infomediaries are forced to become scalable. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be C2C2C? The metrics for micro-short-term content are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 24/7/365? Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without sufficient infomediaries, sexy one-to-one CAD are forced to become web-enabled. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to drive micro-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be cross-platform? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to grow extensibly. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think sticky.