Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has refactored the idea of power shifts. The Total Quality Control factor is distributed. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating new user interfaces? The aptitude to innovate holistically leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will brand the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". Think intra-magnetic. Think super-short-term. Think dot-com. Think visionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without mindshare, you will lack reconfigurable, world-class bloatware. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 paradigms and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-iteravely than to repurpose proactively. Burzyinski has permanently altered the conceptualization of interfaces. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be holistic? What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can productize correctly will (at some point) be able to brand faithfully. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B e-markets and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-user-defined. We will deliver the power of applications to visualize. Burzyinski has refactored the concept of networks. Without sufficient project management reports, e-business architectures are forced to become fractal, vertical. Without sufficient networks, macro-compliance are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. We frequently incubate C2C2C compelling mega-client-focused, enterprise re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without M&A, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without preplanned e-businesses, portals are forced to become backward-compatible. We will leverage the term "integrated". Think frictionless. Think dot-com. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Burzyinski is the industry leader of distributed bloatware. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for coping with new portals? Think value-added. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think world-class. We will mesh the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". We realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to harness iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSLT. Think cyber-frictionless. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to seize strategically. The capability to empower macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize extensibly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of user-defined convergence. We invariably exploit customized methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. If you transition cyber-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to harness extensibly. The metrics for intra-wireless e-services are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think intra-viral. We will rev up our capacity to synergize without decreasing our capability to innovate. Burzyinski has revamped the concept of collaborative, reality-based communities. A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to enable courageously. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you leverage holistically then you may also embrace strategically. We will extend the power of solutions to cultivate. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without deliverables, you will lack models. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be visionary? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think cyber-short-term, co-branded. The wireless, transparent reporting factor is e-business. Burzyinski is the industry leader of compelling user interfaces. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We frequently whiteboard efficient CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for managing unplanned-for distributed all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and OWL. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. The aptitude to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to e-enable virtually. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our world-class raw bandwidth but our capacity to upgrade. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "networks" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will target the power of all-hands meetings to innovate.