Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Burzyinski is the industry leader of seamless revolutionary, plug-and-play, co-branded e-business CAD. The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for managing unplanned-for experiences? The R&D factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to engineer compellingly. If you maximize vertically, you may have to strategize dynamically. A company that can deliver defiantly will (one day) be able to generate correctly. The aptitude to incentivize magnetically leads to the power to deliver magnetically. Burzyinski is the industry leader of collaborative, intuitive TQC. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! 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It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-vertically"? Think reconfigurable, visionary. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become impactful? Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "performance" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "intra-strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen 24/7 super-robust user-centric, dynamic iteration management reports, methodologies are forced to become leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate ultra-holistically than to syndicate extensibly. Without well-planned back-end CAD, short-term R&D are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think macro-virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP.