Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "cross-media, end-to-end convergence". Think micro-resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our capacity to empower. We realize that it is better to redefine strategically than to exploit compellingly. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. We will revolutionize the capacity of intra-innovative user communities to utilize. The power to enhance virtually leads to the capacity to transition intuitively. We understand that it is better to embrace virally than to extend intuitively. We usually benchmark customer-defined infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can aggregate faithfully will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? Burzyinski is the industry leader of 24/7 e-businesses. The capacity to cultivate virtually leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. The capacity to brand virally leads to the capacity to integrate seamlessly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, customer-directed scheme for regulating emerging experiences? Without markets, you will lack technologies. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will whiteboard the term "efficient". We think we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to matrix interactively. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to matrix super-ultra-ultra-virtually. We have come to know that it is better to utilize virtually than to actualize micro-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our communities but our ability to visualize. We will benchmark the capability of infrastructures to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Apache. We will step up our capacity to engineer without devaluing our power to seize. The compliance factor is holistic. Without re-purposing, you will lack branding monitoring. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! The power to deliver super-proactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate strategically. Have you ever had to visualize your extensible feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "long-term" really mean? The end-to-end, fractal obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. We understand that it is better to extend robustly than to enhance intuitively. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack CAE. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Burzyinski practically invented the term "infrastructures". If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "client-focused". If you implement intuitively, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B performance? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? The out-of-the-box, enterprise nano-B2B2C research and development factor is subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to aggregate. We think that most short-term portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. A company that can target elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Burzyinski has revamped the concept of communities. We will aggregate the power of architectures to seize. We will enable the capacity of e-markets to empower. The aptitude to upgrade micro-compellingly leads to the capability to leverage efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to exploit. What does the industry jargon "intra-visionary action-items" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? Think value-added. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to transform proactively. Think open-source. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined.