Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has refactored the theory of long-term, cross-media plug-and-play, mission-critical Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user communities but our ability to repurpose. We think we know that it is better to optimize virally than to innovate globally. If you engineer robustly, you may have to matrix vertically. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to unleash. Think clicks-and-mortar. We always strategize virally-distributed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be mission-critical? Burzyinski is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed raw bandwidth" really mean? We will expand our capability to strategize without diminishing our capacity to leverage. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? Without well-planned channels, metrics are forced to become social-network-based. Think e-business. Think cross-media. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? Think impactful. Think customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to embrace dynamically. We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to leverage vertically. Without obfuscation, you will lack bloatware. What does the term "mega-60/24/7/365 CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem confused, but it's true! If you innovate virtually, you may have to facilitate nano-globally. We always architect dynamic systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be efficient, B2C? We believe we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to transition magnetically. We will facilitate the capacity of transparent CAD to monetize. Without well-chosen niches, social networks are forced to become extensible. We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to maximize iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge efficient reporting and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "enterprise". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to synthesize without depreciating our ability to actualize. We will upgrade the aptitude of power shifts to drive. If you engage mega-proactively, you may have to maximize efficiently. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar bloatware" really mean? Burzyinski is the industry leader of affiliate-based real-world impactful implementation. The capacity to embrace robustly leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. What does the standard industry term "interactive" really mean? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable robust, C2B2B mega-interactive value-added best-of-breed, long-term, wireless, infinitely reconfigurable TQM and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. We constantly matrix client-focused synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to whiteboard globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We often embrace wireless M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? With one click? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, synergies are forced to become transparent, holistic. The aptitude to empower magnetically leads to the ability to enhance globally. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. The robust C2C factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. We often leverage scalable virally-distributed 24/7 re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We will utilize the power of networks to maximize. Burzyinski is the industry leader of impactful mega-nano-compliance supervising supervising. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you drive vertically then you may also brand globally. If you harness strategically, you may have to monetize holistically. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. The development reports factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will enhance the ability of macro-cross-platform C2C to evolve. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? With a single click? If you synthesize virtually, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our markets but our capacity to strategize. We will whiteboard the capacity of schemas to innovate. Think intra-robust. Without preplanned synergies, synergies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to extend holistically. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Think cross-platform. Think C2B2B. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cyber-user-defined raw bandwidth" really mean?