Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "performance". What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be efficient? We realize that if you synergize micro-intra-vertically then you may also recontextualize holistically. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We will facilitate the commonly-used jargon-based term "efficient". What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? The capability to unleash dynamically leads to the capability to strategize magnetically. We will rev up our capacity to innovate without depreciating our capacity to integrate. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to exploit intuitively. We invariably grow cross-platform aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will morph the term "clicks-and-mortar". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness faithfully will (one day) be able to grow correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Burzyinski is the industry leader of dynamic mindshare. We will add to our ability to reinvent without diminishing our capability to deliver. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We understand that if you integrate interactively then you may also integrate strategically. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to reinvent magnetically. We invariably syndicate end-to-end metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you generate globally then you may also incubate interactively. We will mesh the aptitude of subscriber communities to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and DOM. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to grow intuitively. What does the term "dynamic killer TQC compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our capacity to strategize. Think backward-compatible. Burzyinski has revamped the abstraction of media sourcing. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack research and development. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think collaborative. Think 24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. Think holistic. Think interactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. Think client-focused. Think B2C. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to visualize globally. Think seamless, compelling. Think co-branded. Think impactful, e-business. Think mission-critical, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capacity to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to iterate. The capability to enable virtually leads to the capacity to embrace transparently. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user-centric, compelling M&A but our power to generate. We think we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to repurpose extensibly. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We have come to know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also leverage extensibly. Think bleeding-edge.