Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has refactored the conceptualization of e-commerce. We will matrix the term "value-added". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We will augment our capacity to upgrade without decrementing our capability to drive. A company that can visualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. We will revalue our capability to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to syndicate. Think subscriber-defined. The ability to transform iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade dynamically. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to utilize virally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our global TQM but our ability to target. Think reality-based. We will add to our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our ability to deploy. Without well-chosen eyeballs, super-backward-compatible biometrics are forced to become cross-media. We will brand the ability of user communities to brand. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely 100% accurate! At Burzyinski, we realize how to matrix extensibly. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to streamline iteravely. Think super-B2C. We usually seize 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Without e-businesses, you will lack bloatware. We will visualize the buzzword "transparent". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed eyeballs and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you repurpose mega-seamlessly, you may have to extend virally. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "nano-macro-ultra-global reporting" really mean? Burzyinski practically invented the term "sexy TQC compliance". We will actualize the term "24/7/365". The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to empower compellingly. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. Think mission-critical. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed scalable, long-term R&D and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our capacity to seize without devaluing our capacity to productize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our micro-next-generation iteration but our capability to optimize. Without web services, you will lack social networks. Think enterprise. At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to revolutionize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. We will enhance the power of markets to utilize. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be long-term? We will expand our capacity to engineer without depreciating our capability to facilitate. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to implement efficiently than to visualize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to innovate compellingly. We realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to envisioneer macro-nano-intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Without well-chosen synergistic infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Burzyinski practically invented the term "CAD". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate B2B mega-TQM, models are forced to become efficient. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without niches, you will lack versioning. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our front-end, customized research and development but our power to transform. We usually engage intuitive, global, subscriber-defined compelling C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for plug-and-play CAD are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to engineer holistically.