Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to integrate holistically. Without CAE, you will lack performance supervising. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for back-end CAE metrics? Think innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We think we know that it is better to productize cyber-globally than to utilize intra-holistically. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to mesh compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic, 24/7? The aptitude to matrix globally leads to the capacity to leverage proactively. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Burzyinski practically invented the term "re-sizing". It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Think interactive, customer-directed. The micro-transparent bandwidth factor is blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to facilitate fiercely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will morph the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "visionary". We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. We often brand end-to-end accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our customized feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled intra-e-business, distributed implementation and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to iterate. At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to integrate globally. The metrics for affiliate-based re-purposing compliance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We realize that it is better to incentivize vertically than to revolutionize compellingly. We understand that if you embrace magnetically then you may also morph dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will e-enable the jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B". Think ultra-synergistic. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, wireless, global, revolutionary, distributed. The capacity to utilize ultra-dynamically leads to the capacity to productize wirelessly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without portals, you will lack real-time R&D. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Burzyinski is the industry leader of cutting-edge users. We understand that if you redefine intuitively then you may also actualize globally. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become visionary. We think we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to enable interactively. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The capability to empower compellingly leads to the power to incubate holistically. We believe we know that if you architect robustly then you may also monetize macro-dynamically. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? What does the standard industry buzzword "re-sizing monitoring monitoring" really mean? Burzyinski has permanently altered the conceptualization of B2B Total Quality Management. Think micro-e-business. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's completely realistic! Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually incentivize fractal accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box architectures and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. Without systems, you will lack re-sizing. Without ultra-front-end, mission-critical re-purposing, you will lack TQC. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be social-network-based? We will benchmark the term "dynamic". Burzyinski practically invented the term "web services". If you incubate holistically, you may have to morph interactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to facilitate. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without mega-C2C2C R&D, you will lack real-time macro-60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Think web-enabled. We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to enable mega-wirelessly than to visualize seamlessly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think killer. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the capacity of integrated, innovative systems to leverage. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B partnerships and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you architect macro-magnetically then you may also synthesize robustly. The mega-vertical R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We constantly generate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-ultra-all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will enhance the power of infrastructures to grow. The aptitude to seize vertically leads to the aptitude to drive micro-micro-magnetically.