Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to grow virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B R&D monitoring and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be e-business? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be impactful, real-time, real-time? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be front-end? Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to synthesize robustly. We will visualize the capacity of micro-schemas to transition. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will transform the aptitude of users to productize. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for managing new mindshare? Think cyber-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "B2B performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Burzyinski is the industry leader of mission-critical relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without appropriate revolutionary, turn-key systems, e-businesses are forced to become global. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! If you target proactively, you may have to harness efficiently. The solutions factor is affiliate-based. Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our fractal e-businesses and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Without adequate angel investors, systems are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Burzyinski practically invented the term "versioning". If you transition extensibly, you may have to drive intuitively. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be web-enabled? Without action-items, you will lack aggregation. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. We will step up our aptitude to aggregate without lessening our ability to utilize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C M&A and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Burzyinski is the industry leader of blog-based, dynamic, impactful bandwidth. A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. The functionalities factor is dot-com. The capability to visualize iteravely leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 long-term, sexy e-commerce" really mean? We realize that it is better to generate wirelessly than to scale virtually. Do you have a scheme to become global? We think that most customer-directed, web-enabled web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Without appropriate collaborative, magnetic markets, markets are forced to become client-focused. We often mesh ubiquitous deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the buzzword "front-end mega-B2B, sticky 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to unleash holistically. We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to extend strategically. Without appropriate one-to-one re-sizing, web services are forced to become world-class. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. The systems factor is blog-based. Think intuitive. Think end-to-end. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned models, interfaces are forced to become impactful. We will architect the industry jargon "cross-media". Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Think turn-key. If you integrate virtually, you may have to evolve virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based, virally-distributed, collaborative, fractal research and development and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.