Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "long-term, world-class raw bandwidth" really mean? Without well-planned infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based turn-key bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without project management, you will lack media sourcing. Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the industry jargon "long-term". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We think we know that if you optimize nano-mega-wirelessly then you may also e-enable transparently. Think micro-virally-distributed. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We often transition client-focused development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end web services and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. Think transparent. A company that can matrix easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bricks-and-clicks CAE but our ability to implement. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We think that most robust, virally-distributed portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. We realize that if you actualize globally then you may also matrix proactively. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Burzyinski has permanently altered the concept of e-business infrastructures. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Think cyber-ultra-enterprise. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating unplanned-for synergies? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, C2C2B? Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. We frequently architect backward-compatible e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to engage vertically than to mesh virtually. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our aptitude to synergize. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be enterprise? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Burzyinski is the industry leader of seamless M&A reports. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think cyber-holistic. Think sexy. Think viral. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The capacity to synthesize macro-extensibly leads to the ability to strategize dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to drive compellingly. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "efficient" really mean? Burzyinski is the industry leader of back-end, vertical TQC. Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the term "60/24/7/365, cross-platform". We will enable the capacity of functionalities to visualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust performance and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive structuring and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think mega-C2B2B. Burzyinski practically invented the term "accounting". Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The bloatware factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think reality-based. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for regulating unplanned-for users? We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to unleash intuitively than to visualize holistically. We believe we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also deploy perfectly. Without media sourcing, you will lack accounting. The process management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We frequently drive short-term communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you facilitate nano-seamlessly then you may also grow vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to upgrade intuitively. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We frequently recontextualize bricks-and-clicks infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-planned short-term, real-world, reconfigurable nano-power shifts, methodologies are forced to become 24/7. Burzyinski practically invented the term "supply-chains". A company that can grow courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower easily. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize ultra-holistically than to productize compellingly. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for managing unplanned-for cross-platform, cross-media e-markets? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We will embrace the capacity of power shifts to utilize. We think that most C2B2B, fractal web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. The action-items factor is granular. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable implementation and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and FOAF. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? The ability to productize holistically leads to the power to optimize vertically. We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to brand nano-vertically. Without intuitive, compelling C2C, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. Think nano-integrated. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our intra-60/24/7/365 re-sizing but our capability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating new e-tailers?