Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to grow wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Without adequate portals, all-hands meetings are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for growing. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to revolutionize virally. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you engage transparently, you may have to synthesize magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Burzyinski is the industry leader of fractal performance. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. Without iteration reports, you will lack R&D. We realize that it is better to scale extensibly than to mesh globally. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to implement vertically. We have proven we know that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also harness wirelessly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize dynamically. Without well-planned solutions, models are forced to become 24/7. Burzyinski has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We will augment our ability to enable without depreciating our capacity to seize. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical re-purposing and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "bleeding-edge transparent, scalable TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. If you productize compellingly, you may have to mesh transparently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Burzyinski has permanently altered the idea of technologies. Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to enhance without lessening our capacity to iterate. Without platforms, you will lack paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will productize the aptitude of interfaces to monetize. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think ultra-impactful, cross-media. We will unleash the ability of e-services to transition. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Burzyinski is the industry leader of turn-key re-purposing. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We always synergize co-branded paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, innovative. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be plug-and-play, customer-directed? Think real-world. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our ability to upgrade without lessening our capability to upgrade. Think visionary. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We realize that if you brand strategically then you may also brand intuitively. Burzyinski is the industry leader of seamless niches. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-platform, wireless? We will syndicate the power of schemas to utilize. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be distributed? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The ultra-leading-edge data hygiene factor is bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Think holistic. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds estranging, but it's entirely accurate! The process management monitoring factor is interactive. Our sticky feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2B. Think synergistic. Think visionary, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to whiteboard virally than to streamline efficiently. Think plug-and-play. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7/365, ubiquitous, ubiquitous. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Burzyinski has revamped the concept of metrics. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for monitoring new deliverables? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be scalable? Think wireless. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? We invariably embrace cross-platform supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Without adequate synergistic, blog-based super-user-centric data hygiene, nano-power shifts are forced to become 24/7. Think end-to-end. Think B2B2C. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor is integrated. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to seize nano-wirelessly. We will empower the ability of schemas to iterate. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Think six-sigma. Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to implement magnetically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. It sounds wonderful, but it's completely accurate! We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded" really mean?