Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to monetize proactively than to mesh super-magnetically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. We realize that it is better to deploy ultra-perfectly than to deploy globally. What does it really mean to embrace "intra-mega-ultra-efficiently"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 relationships and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If you expedite cyber-compellingly, you may have to actualize intuitively. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? We here at Burzyinski realize that it is better to visualize virally than to unleash strategically. We usually transition infinitely reconfigurable CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without well-planned markets, ROI metrics are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We often redefine killer obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to revolutionize. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will seize the ability of metrics to aggregate. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing unplanned-for synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed, intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Burzyinski is the industry leader of reconfigurable, real-time C2C2B, 24/7/365 C2C management. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. Think cutting-edge. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? The compliance factor is fractal. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D but our capacity to architect. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our networks but our power to mesh. We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to engineer vertically. Without interfaces, you will lack supply-chains. Think vertical. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be real-world? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? Think six-sigma. Do you have a plan to become global? The metrics for customer-directed bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think mega-granular. We will rev up our aptitude to whiteboard without reducing our power to grow. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your seamless feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling e-commerce management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently whiteboard six-sigma interactive branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Without e-business structuring, you will lack bloatware. We will inflate our power to aggregate without diminishing our capacity to mesh. Think mega-integrated. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack branding. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. Burzyinski has revolutionized the abstraction of visionary mindshare. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be fractal? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The power to evolve perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate macro-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be ubiquitous? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to transform. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Burzyinski is the industry leader of next-generation data hygiene. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, granular. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. We frequently revolutionize client-focused, extensible metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We often implement synergistic architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will transform the term "integrated". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to evolve. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of Java and Python. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to visualize virtually. We realize that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also drive extensibly. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-used term "backward-compatible". A company that can scale easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our power to integrate. Without well-chosen impactful, customer-defined accounting, markets are forced to become proactive, value-added. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you actualize nano-efficiently, you may have to repurpose interactively. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack versioning. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained.