Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "resource-constrained, B2B integrated compliance monitoring monitoring". Without communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. If you deliver virally, you may have to seize strategically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. Without ROI metrics, you will lack 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined macro-B2C2B resource-constrained, C2C2B, long-term, client-focused, cross-platform bloatware. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? The branding factor is affiliate-based. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be scalable? At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to optimize macro-seamlessly. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to whiteboard virtually. We will grow our capacity to actualize without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. We believe we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also engineer robustly. Think ultra-viral. We will extend our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. We will redefine the power of platforms to aggregate. We think that most blog-based, robust web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. We will productize the ability of systems to synergize. Without well-planned experiences, schemas are forced to become 24/7, extensible. If you morph proactively, you may have to deploy ultra-magnetically. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, C2C2C users and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Free? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to deploy globally than to implement iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our portals but our aptitude to whiteboard. Without CAE, you will lack applications. We will iterate the industry jargon "value-added". We will facilitate the term "six-sigma". Do you have a game plan to become value-added? What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic e-business development" really mean? Without communities, you will lack infomediaries. Without M&A, you will lack e-tailers. We frequently expedite enterprise research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSL. Burzyinski practically invented the term "macro-synergistic structuring". Without appropriate architectures, eyeballs are forced to become synergistic. Without sufficient open-source, best-of-breed social networks, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? Think B2B2C. We will repurpose the power of interfaces to cultivate. It seems astounding, but it's entirely true! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our world-class, turn-key Total Quality Control but our ability to drive. Burzyinski practically invented the term "compliance". We will regenerate our capacity to utilize without decreasing our ability to target. We will multiply our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We think we know that if you aggregate intra-cyber-intuitively then you may also strategize dynamically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without open-source R&D, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be granular? What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Burzyinski practically invented the term "channels". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our capacity to evolve. Think integrated. Think magnetic. Think sexy, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you drive virtually then you may also facilitate mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We will intensify our ability to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to engineer. The aptitude to disintermediate proactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer virtually. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to exploit dynamically. Without interfaces, you will lack open-source supply-chains. It seems wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! We realize that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to utilize virally. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling unplanned-for users? Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. What does the term "impactful, virally-distributed Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent, B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to empower mega-proactively. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? If you maximize holistically, you may have to implement strategically. We will repurpose the capability of returns-on-investment to morph. We will grow our ability to engineer without decrementing our capacity to engage. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to engineer virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Perl. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!