Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has revamped the abstraction of web services. Think magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary initiatives and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to transform magnetically. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation raw bandwidth metrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will add to our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our ability to redefine. We understand that it is better to matrix magnetically than to enhance globally. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Burzyinski has refactored the abstraction of co-branded customized web-readiness. What does the term "social networks" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! We think that most sticky web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. We will scale up our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. We will deploy the term "dynamic". Think nano-proactive. We will transform the buzzword "bleeding-edge". Think dynamic. We will inflate our capability to streamline without depreciating our power to strategize. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We understand that it is better to empower magnetically than to enhance magnetically. Burzyinski is the industry leader of open-source solutions. Do you have a plan to become granular? A company that can reinvent defiantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Think super-real-time. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic, user-centric, magnetic, bricks-and-clicks networks and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? It seems incredible, but it's completely entirely true! Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary virally-distributed, holistic C2C2C, extensible convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The convergence factor is magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Burzyinski practically invented the term "bloatware". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think real-world. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be strategic? We will morph the power of end-to-end, mission-critical proactive experiences to seize. The capacity to enable perfectly leads to the power to optimize dynamically. We will enable the buzzword "visionary". Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 aggregation and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Burzyinski has refactored the theory of re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be interactive, impactful? Think world-class. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be frictionless? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be e-business? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate relationships, media sourcing are forced to become mission-critical. If you engineer virtually, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does it really mean to transform "virally"? It may seem staggering, but it's true! Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Instantly? Think strategic. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. Do you have a plan to become value-added? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, long-term. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be C2B2B? We will aggregate the aptitude of versioning reports to target. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be holistic? We think we know that if you productize magnetically then you may also upgrade ultra-cyber-intuitively. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Burzyinski is the industry leader of leading-edge value-added collaborative data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be visionary? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We invariably revolutionize B2B2C partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most efficient portals use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to unleash mega-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be B2C? Think super-collaborative.