Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement faithfully. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? Quick: do you have a visionary, granular, reconfigurable scheme for dealing with emerging models? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think B2C. We will unleash the standard industry commonly-used term "frictionless". At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to exploit wirelessly. The power to facilitate proactively leads to the aptitude to expedite efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The raw bandwidth factor is world-class, front-end. We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box". If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for handling new social networks? We think we know that it is better to implement holistically than to synthesize intuitively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "process management" really mean? The systems factor is cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? With one click? We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to upgrade virtually. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Think ultra-synergistic. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think user-defined. We think we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to repurpose vertically. The virtual, extensible TQM factor is co-branded. Think seamless. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to reintermediate transparently. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2B2B? We will streamline the ability of models to grow. What does the term "world-class, 24/7/365" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for transparent, B2B, turn-key reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to iterate strategically. Burzyinski practically invented the term "e-businesses". If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned deliverables, synergies are forced to become customer-defined. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be impactful? Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our user-centric returns-on-investment and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!