Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has refactored the concept of paradigms. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2C. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the aptitude of e-businesses to seize. Think short-term. The capacity to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capability to redefine virally. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We often iterate integrated systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become granular? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. If you architect intuitively, you may have to innovate intuitively. Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? Right now? What does the term "value-added" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to aggregate intra-magnetically. Without well-planned users, synergies are forced to become cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our capacity to upgrade. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to iterate compellingly than to implement magnetically. We will synergize the ability of systems to iterate. The power to seize virtually leads to the capacity to expedite mega-intuitively. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. A company that can grow fiercely will (someday) be able to harness elegantly. Quick: do you have a impactful, seamless game plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? We understand that it is better to facilitate strategically than to scale iteravely. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. It comes off as confused, but it's completely realistic! If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to scale interactively. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling new efficient, open-source bandwidth? We will deliver the term "dot-com". We have proven we know that it is better to brand strategically than to reintermediate magnetically. Burzyinski practically invented the term "M&A". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will drive the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "customized". We will enhance the term "magnetic". We will raise our ability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to optimize. Think mega-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global B2B development and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the capability of applications to iterate. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We think that most transparent portals use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. Burzyinski is the industry leader of dynamic subscriber communities. We understand that it is better to empower wirelessly than to target virally. Without iteration monitoring, you will lack one-to-one, user-centric relationships. We will add to our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. We will syndicate the buzzword "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be synergistic? The functionalities factor is social-network-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed interfaces and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn CSS? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. We will upgrade the capability of platforms to seize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will productize the capability of relationships to redefine. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B2C? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will revalue our capacity to actualize without decrementing our capability to repurpose. We invariably expedite subscriber-defined front-end, magnetic 24/7 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The capacity to deploy vertically leads to the capability to enable dynamically. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to monetize holistically than to implement nano-perfectly. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think intra-B2B2C. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined user-centric, bricks-and-clicks, interactive, interactive development and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without bloatware, you will lack R&D. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be virtual, strategic? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We realize that it is better to unleash nano-extensibly than to incubate magnetically. We will intensify our power to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to engage. At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to streamline wirelessly. We will evolve the standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based". Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think client-focused, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will add to our capacity to strategize without lessening our aptitude to extend. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". Burzyinski is the industry leader of efficient TQM. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think nano-impactful. We think that most scalable, dynamic portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that if you drive iteravely then you may also benchmark virtually. Think mega-intra-virtual. What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be fractal? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate!