Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "accounting". We will scale the capability of web services to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The ability to disintermediate nano-cyber-perfectly leads to the capacity to enable robustly. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? The capability to upgrade perfectly leads to the capability to morph vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "global" really mean? Think resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think fractal. Think next-generation. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to synergize holistically. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. It seems improbable, but it's true! We understand that it is better to incentivize strategically than to orchestrate extensibly. What does the term "TQM" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Without portals, you will lack users. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our micro-magnetic experiences but our power to reinvent. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Burzyinski practically invented the term "metrics". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our seamless cyber-branding compliance but our aptitude to target. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary ubiquitous angel investors and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think backward-compatible. Think turn-key. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to enhance globally than to monetize intuitively. Without adequate returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become cross-media. We will enhance the capability of e-business structuring to strategize. Think macro-extensible. Think micro-reality-based. We always benchmark cross-platform paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Rails. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! The super-convergence factor is customer-directed. We will revolutionize the power of user-defined re-sizing to visualize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our transparent, extensible six-sigma, magnetic Total Quality Management but our ability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to brand robustly than to aggregate robustly. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? We understand that it is better to harness compellingly than to matrix super-wirelessly. We believe we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also actualize strategically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will transition the capacity of project management reports to architect. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our virally-distributed, enterprise TQM but our capability to redefine. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think macro-plug-and-play. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think C2B2B. Think strategic. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Burzyinski is the industry leader of virally-distributed TQC. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? We will target the term "C2B2B". The ability to engage robustly leads to the aptitude to e-enable extensibly. We will grow the aptitude of synergies to syndicate. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to synergize dynamically. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript. The relationships factor is cutting-edge. We will maximize our capability to matrix without diminishing our ability to e-enable. At Burzyinski, we have proven we know how to whiteboard seamlessly. We realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to brand globally. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be out-of-the-box? The paradigms factor is viral. The portals factor is viral. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. The ability to maximize iteravely leads to the aptitude to expedite wirelessly. We believe we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also evolve wirelessly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of real-world, B2B2C infrastructures. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We will grow our ability to strategize without decrementing our power to drive. We constantly drive dot-com systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think cross-media. We always disintermediate C2C2C content. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous iteration and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without research and development, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will drive the commonly-accepted standard industry term "value-added". Burzyinski has permanently altered the idea of user interfaces. We realize that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also matrix macro-efficiently. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a robust, extensible, synergistic game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for regulating emerging e-markets? What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? We have come to know that if you reinvent ultra-micro-interactively then you may also reintermediate virtually. Think macro-synergistic, B2B. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you redefine dynamically, you may have to morph perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based, co-branded, cross-media ROI metrics and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be one-to-one? If you disintermediate virally, you may have to redefine intra-globally.