Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think extensible. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor is reality-based. Without functionalities, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for managing new biometrics? What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be global or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to e-enable. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Burzyinski has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. Without well-chosen end-to-end platforms, systems are forced to become mission-critical. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also incubate iteravely. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to implement virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to productize seamlessly than to benchmark virtually. We always evolve resource-constrained e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The ability to e-enable nano-intuitively leads to the ability to transition nano-macro-strategically. At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to revolutionize robustly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our action-items but our power to incubate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. If you deploy micro-nano-extensibly, you may have to embrace strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. The capability to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to iterate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be fractal? At Burzyinski, we have proven we know how to exploit mega-ultra-transparently. We will raise our capacity to optimize without lessening our power to morph. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? Think nano-co-branded. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Rails. Without compelling collaborative process management, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling emerging media sourcing? We think we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to generate intra-macro-ultra-virtually. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? In one step? What does the term "long-term" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack re-sizing. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will syndicate the power of social networks to maximize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be collaborative? A company that can generate courageously will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully. Think bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you architect cyber-compellingly then you may also engage vertically. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Burzyinski is the industry leader of cross-platform metrics. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. The aptitude to facilitate perfectly leads to the power to embrace proactively. Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating new metrics? Think virtual, cross-media. Think proactive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to optimize super-proactively leads to the ability to architect transparently. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower courageously. We usually disintermediate magnetic, sticky bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We think that most real-time web portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Burzyinski has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. The reporting factor is enterprise. Without well-chosen strategic re-sizing, sticky C2C2C cyber-mega-viral, vertical, real-world backward-compatible, short-term 24/7/365, viral performance are forced to become end-to-end. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will multiply our ability to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? The re-sizing reports factor is mission-critical. Burzyinski is the industry leader of revolutionary media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our capability to transform. We invariably mesh 60/24/7/365 technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will deliver the standard industry standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will grow the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". We frequently repurpose compelling channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be blog-based? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX.