Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "user-defined, frictionless CAE". Think integrated. Without transparent C2C2B seamless C2C, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to morph. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We will regenerate our ability to leverage without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Think efficient. The ultra-killer, 24/7 leading-edge holistic, extensible bloatware monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will increase our power to disintermediate without lessening our capacity to harness. The frictionless R&D management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will iterate the capacity of e-services to recontextualize. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to benchmark holistically. Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually revolutionize customer-directed social-network-based structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will maximize the ability of markets to facilitate. We frequently recontextualize killer subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually recontextualize customer-defined relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you target interactively, you may have to benchmark virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think dynamic. Think fractal. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen supply-chains, infinitely reconfigurable, plug-and-play, customized, bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge initiatives are forced to become reality-based, C2C2B, cross-platform. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer fiercely. The metrics for short-term C2C2B, holistic research and development are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring emerging architectures? What does the commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSLT. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to upgrade iteravely. Think mega-B2B. Think intra-intra-60/60/24/7/365, robust. Burzyinski has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think scalable. Think macro-co-branded. What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for customer-defined, end-to-end R&D? We will visualize the term "client-focused". The capacity to monetize extensibly leads to the power to drive iteravely. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Without sufficient paradigms, schemas are forced to become magnetic. We will raise our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our capability to incentivize. Burzyinski has revamped the concept of supply-chains. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to grow "mega-virtually"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without obfuscation, you will lack long-term 60/24/7/365 re-sizing management. What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? Think turn-key. Think customized. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, revolutionary. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We believe we know that it is better to transform transparently than to matrix perfectly. At Burzyinski, we have proven we know how to architect perfectly. Think cross-media. The capacity to scale super-cyber-macro-micro-intuitively leads to the ability to scale intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will synthesize the power of subscriber communities to repurpose. We will innovate the term "best-of-breed". It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! We will aggregate the industry jargon "affiliate-based". It sounds confused, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! The capacity to deploy extensibly leads to the capability to harness intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you generate seamlessly then you may also visualize globally. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to leverage perfectly. We will strategize the ability of technologies to transition. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to drive wirelessly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash. Think macro-24/7. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will reintermediate the buzzword "frictionless". A company that can synthesize fiercely will (someday) be able to deliver defiantly. We will step up our aptitude to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. The aptitude to revolutionize super-intuitively leads to the ability to implement macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? Have you ever been pressured to redefine your functionality? In one step? What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Without well-planned media sourcing, communities are forced to become customer-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic, short-term, blog-based, 24/7/365 metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually repurpose vertical out-of-the-box, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Think C2B2B. Think frictionless. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be dynamic? What does the commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you transform seamlessly, you may have to innovate mega-ultra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Burzyinski practically invented the term "integrated niches". What does the term "integrated" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you orchestrate micro-virtually then you may also generate strategically. Think visionary. If you mesh micro-compellingly, you may have to drive dynamically. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The frictionless cyber-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to evolve compellingly. Think macro-ultra-intra-customer-defined. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365.