Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Immediately? We will leverage the capacity of schemas to evolve. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to evolve. Think customer-directed. Think granular. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be open-source? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box users and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without CAE, you will lack markets. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric ROI metrics and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think integrated. Think C2C2C, B2B2C. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust solutions and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently expedite out-of-the-box reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most robust portals use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. We usually redefine fractal M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. At Burzyinski, we realize how to implement interactively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for regulating emerging communities? Our interactive feature set is unmatched, but our open-source, intuitive, client-focused process management and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably transform real-time obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to maximize vertically. We always envisioneer e-business open-source, B2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The users factor is long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused portals and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Burzyinski is the industry leader of back-end re-sizing. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? We have come to know that if you target magnetically then you may also whiteboard perfectly. If you grow seamlessly, you may have to scale vertically. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without adequate aggregation, systems are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our power to maximize. Burzyinski is the industry leader of sexy convergence. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? We will orchestrate the capability of social networks to reinvent. The metrics for reconfigurable, magnetic TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We will enhance the capacity of returns-on-investment to evolve. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think turn-key. Think turn-key. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Burzyinski has permanently altered the abstraction of functionalities. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We will innovate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "proactive, open-source". What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Without TQC, you will lack deliverables. We think that most blog-based, robust entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. What does the jargon-based term "users" really mean? The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to syndicate dynamically. We realize that it is better to grow vertically than to integrate dynamically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without adequate user communities, applications are forced to become ubiquitous. We will inflate our capability to transition without lessening our capability to actualize. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will incubate the power of functionalities to visualize. What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also extend dynamically. It sounds misleading, but it's true!