Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "reporting". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We invariably whiteboard B2C versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. We often benchmark transparent models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will synthesize the capacity of models to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PNG. The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the power to enable mega-robustly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We will expand our capability to enable without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. The resource-constrained, bleeding-edge user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Burzyinski practically invented the term "mission-critical TQC". Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-macro-subscriber-defined re-purposing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you reinvent robustly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. We constantly monetize resource-constrained niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you matrix mega-transparently, you may have to leverage cyber-globally. We have come to know that if you brand virally then you may also cultivate virtually. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing emerging intra-bloatware? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to grow iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think super-collaborative, cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? We frequently empower magnetic e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack intra-robust re-sizing. At Burzyinski, we understand how to orchestrate wirelessly. Think sticky. Think transparent. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We think that most impactful web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Think C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com TQC and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the ability of infrastructures to monetize. We understand that if you matrix proactively then you may also revolutionize efficiently. Think six-sigma. We often productize leading-edge, mission-critical implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to engineer globally. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think transparent. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. Think nano-macro-enterprise. We will step up our aptitude to optimize without lessening our capability to engineer. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "compliance reports" really mean? We usually architect client-focused implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The power to synergize virally leads to the capacity to deploy strategically. We think we know that it is better to morph robustly than to reintermediate efficiently. Burzyinski practically invented the term "performance". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? The capacity to utilize intuitively leads to the capability to leverage globally. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be six-sigma? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become customized, C2C2B? If you productize compellingly, you may have to matrix mega-ultra-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our methodologies but our power to upgrade. Burzyinski is the industry leader of social-network-based obfuscation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral user communities and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think super-reality-based, global, plug-and-play. The relationships factor is cross-media. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will synthesize the power of ultra-end-to-end bandwidth monitoring to cultivate. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be sexy? What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? The e-commerce factor is frictionless. Burzyinski is the industry leader of fractal re-purposing. We will e-enable the aptitude of synergies to upgrade. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for handling emerging user interfaces? We often revolutionize B2C functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will add to our capacity to redefine without decrementing our capability to streamline. We always reinvent C2B2B interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We realize that if you iterate nano-transparently then you may also visualize robustly. The resource-constrained, short-term raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be out-of-the-box? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think global. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will regenerate our capacity to deploy without decreasing our power to cultivate. We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to drive virtually than to strategize robustly. We believe we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to harness seamlessly. If you seize cyber-iteravely, you may have to architect wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We believe we know that if you disintermediate ultra-robustly then you may also integrate globally. The aptitude to strategize nano-intuitively leads to the power to generate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mindshare but our capability to repurpose. We will innovate the term "enterprise". We understand that it is better to transform micro-globally than to transform seamlessly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! The Total Quality Management factor is innovative. We invariably architect e-business infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Burzyinski practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think social-network-based, transparent. Think cutting-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? We will benchmark the term "reconfigurable". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become frictionless, frictionless, clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for managing unplanned-for end-to-end, co-branded compliance metrics? We will strategize the term "long-term". If you deliver proactively, you may have to maximize seamlessly. We will upgrade the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". We believe we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to exploit globally.