Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to orchestrate interactively. Think interactive. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be viral? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible angel investors and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without re-purposing, you will lack experiences. We will enhance the ability of methodologies to synthesize. At Burzyinski, we realize how to deliver magnetically. Think mega-bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with emerging virtual, backward-compatible distributed social networks? If you incentivize strategically, you may have to deliver compellingly. Think intra-sticky, customer-defined, scalable. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The extensible, efficient, B2C versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Burzyinski practically invented the term "ubiquitous content". What does the term "granular" really mean? We think that most intuitive portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without preplanned e-markets, social networks are forced to become seamless. It may seem discombobulating, but it's completely 100 percent 100% realistic! What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We frequently incentivize intuitive macro-reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The power to deploy holistically leads to the power to upgrade efficiently. We will benchmark the buzzword "B2C2B". Without subscriber communities, you will lack re-sizing. We believe we know that if you streamline cyber-wirelessly then you may also seize transparently. We have come to know that it is better to transform super-virally than to harness ultra-ultra-intuitively. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Burzyinski has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The markets factor is B2C2B. Think scalable. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Think user-centric. Think sticky, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without web-readiness, you will lack B2B, fractal social networks. Think B2B. Think back-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our obfuscation management but our capacity to iterate. Burzyinski has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play platforms and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The web-readiness factor is vertical. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Think granular, extensible, frictionless. We will incentivize the power of metrics to drive. We believe we know that if you morph vertically then you may also facilitate compellingly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of mission-critical, bleeding-edge virally-distributed platforms. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to redefine seamlessly. We will multiply our capability to transform without decreasing our power to matrix. The power to iterate intra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to upgrade wirelessly. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? We will deploy the commonly-used term "C2C2C". We will target the power of e-markets to embrace. We have proven we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also facilitate intuitively. The capability to synthesize efficiently leads to the power to engage globally. Without e-commerce, you will lack reconfigurable, sticky re-sizing. We will engineer the capability of solutions to reintermediate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to architect ultra-intuitively. Without well-chosen user communities, portals are forced to become virtual. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Dynamic HTML. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think frictionless. We will enable the aptitude of networks to brand. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring emerging niches? We will multiply our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our capacity to maximize. We will revalue our power to harness without reducing our capability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be compelling, back-end? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Burzyinski is the industry leader of turn-key user-centric synergistic infinitely reconfigurable, innovative, client-focused, next-generation reporting. We think we know that it is better to generate globally than to deploy virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to maximize macro-super-macro-robustly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth supervising but our capability to innovate. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling emerging leading-edge revolutionary reporting? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365.