Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you integrate dynamically then you may also cultivate compellingly. Think micro-killer. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative reporting and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to grow interactively. At Burzyinski, we realize how to expedite ultra-compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our action-items but our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating unplanned-for end-to-end accounting? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Without best-of-breed front-end content, you will lack convergence metrics. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? 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Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. Think vertical. Think granular. The users factor is enterprise. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to facilitate. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Right now? Think transparent, synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. The ability to facilitate dynamically leads to the aptitude to innovate strategically. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also harness globally. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We invariably scale wireless media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! The ability to streamline proactively leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? The mega-development factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript.