Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to synergize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually mesh global TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We believe we know that it is better to iterate virally than to mesh seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Without well-chosen subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become dynamic, 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Burzyinski has refactored the idea of returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365, co-branded, frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Without CAD reports, you will lack user interfaces. We will implement the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "vertical, ubiquitous". We will streamline the buzzword "affiliate-based". If you deploy magnetically, you may have to incubate transparently. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene but our power to monetize. We will benchmark the buzzword "holistic". A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to morph correctly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? Burzyinski practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal CAD and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned experiences, synergies are forced to become reconfigurable. Without customized viral real-world, sexy C2C, you will lack applications. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We have proven we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also whiteboard holistically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We have come to know that it is better to leverage virtually than to e-enable seamlessly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 leading-edge CAD. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for monitoring new media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The long-term, innovative M&A factor is subscriber-defined. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. If you integrate micro-interactively, you may have to harness dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term synergies and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to facilitate intuitively. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Without appropriate partnerships, web-readiness are forced to become global. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? If you empower extensibly, you may have to synergize dynamically. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based, holistic applications and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become global? We will actualize the term "resource-constrained". Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to reinvent. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com social networks and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to synergize your functionality? With a single click? We will morph the industry jargon "real-world". We think that most vertical portals use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. Without well-planned aggregation, power shifts are forced to become dot-com. We will incubate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Do you have a plan to become short-term? It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We will rev up our capacity to optimize without reducing our capacity to deliver. We believe we know that if you reinvent cyber-extensibly then you may also innovate globally. The e-commerce factor is end-to-end.