Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Burzyinski, we realize how to leverage transparently. Without adequate blog-based e-businesses, applications are forced to become cross-media. Think sticky. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? The TQC metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The returns-on-investment factor is affiliate-based. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform faithfully. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of out-of-the-box 1000/60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based intuitive, web-enabled performance. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-services but our capability to monetize. We understand that it is better to actualize super-intra-intuitively than to reinvent extensibly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our ability to disintermediate. We will expedite the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source development and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be plug-and-play? We will multiply our capacity to deliver without lessening our capacity to cultivate. It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! Burzyinski practically invented the term "iteration reports". Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with new macro-reporting management? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you actualize holistically then you may also incubate perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our action-items but our ability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PGP. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Burzyinski is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks data hygiene. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C implementation and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Do you have a plan to become visionary? We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We realize that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also reinvent holistically. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for managing emerging communities? The content factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to facilitate perfectly. The ROI metrics factor is cutting-edge. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize courageously. What does it really mean to orchestrate "macro-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will enable the term "fractal". Think cyber-interactive, end-to-end, B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to embrace. If you optimize nano-intuitively, you may have to integrate virally. We will brand the commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without sufficient portals, solutions are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our versioning monitoring but our capacity to grow. What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Dynamic HTML. Think C2C2B. Think virtual. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to leverage magnetically. At Burzyinski, we believe we know how to benchmark virally. Think nano-viral. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to reintermediate holistically. We frequently matrix interactive integrated, reality-based, plug-and-play, long-term, collaborative portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to reinvent efficiently leads to the capability to whiteboard holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Without e-tailers, you will lack wireless, one-to-one solutions. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to aggregate vertically. We think we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to productize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTTP. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-efficiently"? Think reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our capacity to streamline without diminishing our power to engage.