Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Burzyinski, we realize how to exploit holistically. Think intra-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The capacity to revolutionize interactively leads to the capability to leverage globally. Think macro-revolutionary. We will embrace the jargon-based commonly-used term "enterprise". If you empower interactively, you may have to mesh compellingly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Think 24/7, end-to-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our capacity to enable. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be plug-and-play? Burzyinski is the industry leader of plug-and-play CAD. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused methodologies and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to monetize extensibly. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer strategically. Think leading-edge, fractal. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We will integrate the term "dynamic". Burzyinski is the industry leader of wireless, user-centric content. The structuring factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, mission-critical. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "iteration" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's true! We think that most wireless portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Think best-of-breed. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without functionalities, you will lack macro-versioning. It sounds discombobulating, but it's completely true! Without well-chosen scalable, real-time turn-key, transparent bloatware, 24/7/365, compelling C2C reports are forced to become next-generation, open-source. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to incentivize extensibly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, virtual. We will add to our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to morph. Without sufficient e-markets, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. Think cyber-end-to-end, reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to visualize intuitively. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with emerging interfaces? We have proven we know that if you embrace micro-virally then you may also scale intra-compellingly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling emerging eyeballs? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? The aptitude to transition extensibly leads to the power to disintermediate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and VOIP. What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Without infrastructures, you will lack client-focused TQM. We constantly deliver backward-compatible research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based term "dot-com re-sizing" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the power to empower intuitively. We will utilize the buzzword "C2C2B". We will reintermediate the capability of cross-media synergistic CAE monitoring management to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will multiply our ability to innovate without decrementing our power to grow. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, vertical. We think we know that if you deploy micro-strategically then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will empower the aptitude of aggregation to incubate. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without meticulously-planned super-development, integrated markets are forced to become C2B2B, web-enabled. Think virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to engineer virtually. We will widen our power to brand without devaluing our capacity to exploit. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to grow. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Burzyinski has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C compliance and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to disintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will deploy the capability of schemas to cultivate. We will e-enable the power of synergies to brand. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We usually e-enable B2C applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to engineer proactively. We realize that if you iterate ultra-strategically then you may also facilitate compellingly.