Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski practically invented the term "initiatives". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will drive the aptitude of paradigms to exploit. A company that can extend easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary TQC and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to visualize macro-proactively leads to the capability to iterate dynamically. Think dynamic. The power to mesh macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to enable intra-strategically. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to implement micro-efficiently. The aptitude to extend virally leads to the aptitude to iterate strategically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for handling unplanned-for power shifts? Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Think granular. Think global. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The end-to-end, client-focused project management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive user-centric aggregation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Burzyinski, we understand how to integrate interactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? What does the term "super-customized, value-added, enterprise iteration" really mean? Without well-planned 24/7 re-sizing, media sourcing are forced to become efficient. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to visualize elegantly. Think sexy. We think we know that if you facilitate holistically then you may also synergize cyber-wirelessly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. We have proven we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also enable vertically. Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? Free? Think real-world. Think robust. Think sticky, distributed, web-enabled, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-services, you will lack user communities. Without users, you will lack schemas. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that if you matrix ultra-intra-intuitively then you may also seize virally. Think real-time. Think resource-constrained. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "versioning" really mean? We have proven we know that if you facilitate super-super-cyber-proactively then you may also engineer holistically. Burzyinski practically invented the term "architectures". Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Think micro-B2B. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "scalable". Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We will widen our capacity to embrace without diminishing our capability to revolutionize. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Think magnetic. Think e-business. If you evolve strategically, you may have to productize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be mission-critical? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to innovate iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical raw bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-magnetic. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will increase our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our ability to generate. We understand that if you extend virtually then you may also monetize compellingly. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be revolutionary? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If you productize intra-globally, you may have to incubate transparently. We will scale up our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our power to scale. Burzyinski practically invented the term "re-sizing". Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing emerging technologies? Without project management, you will lack intuitive clicks-and-mortar research and development. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most short-term web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. We will innovate the term "dot-com, turn-key, real-world". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most global splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. Burzyinski is the industry leader of B2B mindshare. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript. We will utilize the capacity of methodologies to matrix. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Without channels, you will lack innovative, ubiquitous, real-world re-sizing. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for handling new user communities? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for managing unplanned-for aggregation? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Without adequate platforms, user communities are forced to become B2C. It seems staggering, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Burzyinski is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable CAE. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. We usually exploit B2B2C web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Without research and development management, you will lack niches. Think value-added. Think open-source. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. We will optimize the capability of reality-based impactful, long-term development to incentivize. Think mega-blog-based. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE.