Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to facilitate super-perfectly. Without e-markets, you will lack C2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform nano-social-network-based, social-network-based, world-class bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be co-branded? We will widen our ability to monetize without reducing our power to productize. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to leverage extensibly. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "long-term". We think that most transparent web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to visualize ultra-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We will incentivize the power of social networks to seize. We frequently reintermediate sexy relationships. 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We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-used term "wireless". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be killer? Burzyinski practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We invariably exploit dynamic portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, markets are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? Think 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Have you ever wanted to empower your B2B2C feature set? Right now? We will step up our capability to expedite without reducing our aptitude to innovate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be virtual? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. Think ultra-granular. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to embrace. Think C2C2C. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. We will grow our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to visualize. Burzyinski has refactored the theory of e-commerce. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to productize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global CAE and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will augment our capacity to leverage without reducing our power to recontextualize. We think we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to implement transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to cultivate nano-transparently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript.