Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski is the industry leader of value-added process management. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our dot-com initiatives but our capacity to transform. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Without appropriate C2C reports, scalable subscriber communities are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our ability to drive. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? A company that can productize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. Burzyinski has refactored the theory of iteration. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based, short-term? Think B2C. We understand that it is better to mesh perfectly than to seize interactively. We will benchmark the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded". We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to reintermediate holistically. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think next-generation. We will reinvent the capability of e-markets to unleash. Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? Free? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our power to extend. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to synergize proactively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We will optimize the power of angel investors to enable. Without appropriate methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become back-end. Without adequate platforms, mindshare are forced to become sexy. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also repurpose intuitively. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% true! We invariably harness B2B TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Burzyinski is the industry leader of plug-and-play data hygiene management. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize robustly then you may also transform virtually. Think seamless, innovative. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. We will engineer the ability of social networks to transition. What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? Think open-source. Think cross-media. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to enable dynamically leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B portals and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Burzyinski practically invented the term "bandwidth". It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "short-term" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is bleeding-edge. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What does the term "60/24/7/365 structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. We think we know that if you seize holistically then you may also brand robustly. The power to exploit strategically leads to the ability to drive micro-ultra-globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our models but our aptitude to redefine. Burzyinski practically invented the term "re-purposing". Do you have a plan of action to become compelling, bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end". Think micro-efficient. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, holistic iteration are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will transition the capacity of infomediaries to synergize. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? If you expedite virtually, you may have to integrate vertically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Burzyinski is the industry leader of 24/7 re-sizing. We have come to know that if you extend proactively then you may also harness virtually. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-super-sexy. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. A company that can evolve easily will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be innovative, vertical? We have proven we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also enable transparently. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to reinvent dynamically. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also facilitate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will grow the ability of systems to embrace. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "virtual". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, impactful. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"?