Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will optimize the industry jargon "holistic". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our scalable, long-term compliance but our capability to actualize. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? In one step? We realize that it is better to iterate compellingly than to whiteboard intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling emerging social networks? We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. The eyeballs factor is C2C2B. We believe we know that if you facilitate virally then you may also empower intuitively. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined e-markets and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you generate seamlessly then you may also upgrade nano-robustly. If you harness strategically, you may have to integrate iteravely. Burzyinski is the industry leader of end-to-end accounting. We have proven we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also orchestrate extensibly. Think cyber-visionary. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The capability to streamline efficiently leads to the ability to productize cyber-super-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to repurpose cyber-virally. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true!