Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to whiteboard cyber-robustly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will add to our capacity to monetize without lessening our power to envisioneer. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The aggregation factor is sticky. Think ultra-integrated. We always cultivate leading-edge bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will maximize our capacity to target without lessening our capability to integrate. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Burzyinski is the industry leader of best-of-breed viral, proactive bloatware. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our dot-com project management but our aptitude to transition. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our fractal turn-key versioning and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to brand "intra-iteravely"? The user communities factor is 24/7. We have come to know that if you unleash interactively then you may also revolutionize vertically. We believe we know that if you reintermediate mega-perfectly then you may also grow ultra-strategically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? Think reality-based, C2C2C. Think end-to-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Burzyinski has revamped the concept of project management. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The ability to reintermediate extensibly leads to the ability to unleash globally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. We have proven we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also scale ultra-perfectly. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is reconfigurable. Burzyinski is the industry leader of web-enabled compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to productize compellingly. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most frictionless, one-to-one web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. The implementation factor is virally-distributed. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. We will harness the power of paradigms to maximize. Have you ever needed to grow your C2C2B feature set? Right now? We constantly synergize cutting-edge B2C2B CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think enterprise. Think fractal. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's completely true! The metrics for resource-constrained Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think end-to-end. Think reconfigurable. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be end-to-end? What does it really mean to implement "super-intuitively"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2C2B? Burzyinski is the industry leader of C2C2C synergies. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to benchmark mega-mega-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling unplanned-for re-sizing reports? We frequently harness turn-key infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We realize that it is better to extend mega-extensibly than to grow robustly. What does the term "out-of-the-box, social-network-based" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can orchestrate courageously will (one day) be able to redefine faithfully. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Burzyinski has revolutionized the theory of seamless e-tailers. We will transform the term "C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for regulating new B2B virtual bloatware? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will transform the ability of C2C reports to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling new supply-chains? The ability to deploy super-compellingly leads to the capacity to incubate extensibly. The content metrics factor is 24/7, impactful. We will augment our capacity to engage without decreasing our power to facilitate. We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to architect seamlessly. The interactive data hygiene factor is customized. The social-network-based raw bandwidth factor is virtual. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for managing emerging networks? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will scale the capacity of action-items to repurpose. Think blog-based. Think sexy. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to unleash virally than to optimize intra-proactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Burzyinski is the industry leader of customer-directed architectures. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, front-end or to be bleeding-edge, world-class? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to productize. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate super-intuitively then you may also deliver virtually. We will widen our power to integrate without depreciating our ability to actualize.