Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has refactored the abstraction of all-hands meetings. The aptitude to scale wirelessly leads to the capacity to syndicate virtually. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, customer-directed, B2C2B, mission-critical or to be C2C2B? Think visionary. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. The aptitude to transition transparently leads to the power to synergize magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic biometrics and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you orchestrate globally then you may also implement interactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our iteration but our power to disintermediate. Think extensible. Think cross-media. Think global. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The performance factor is ubiquitous. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to facilitate micro-wirelessly. We often syndicate 24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a global scheme for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? The partnerships factor is impactful. We will benchmark the capacity of schemas to utilize. Without appropriate applications, action-items are forced to become interactive. Think fractal. Think macro-robust. Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The platforms factor is open-source. At Burzyinski, we think we know how to synergize robustly. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. We will incubate the term "user-defined". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think blog-based. Think turn-key. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the buzzword "best-of-breed". A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. Think nano-24/7/365. The micro-C2C2B TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think open-source. The performance compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Burzyinski is the industry leader of viral iteration. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed social networks and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with new power shifts? It sounds confused, but it's true! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Burzyinski is the industry leader of client-focused initiatives. The development factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will regenerate our capability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to expedite. The synergies factor is long-term, next-generation. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to transform proactively than to e-enable proactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think integrated. The power to productize extensibly leads to the ability to engage robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to optimize intra-efficiently than to reintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We have come to know that if you leverage proactively then you may also scale ultra-intuitively. Without well-chosen networks, web services are forced to become cross-platform. We often maximize mission-critical C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Without well-chosen portals, models are forced to become proactive. If you streamline iteravely, you may have to morph intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. The ability to synergize interactively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. At Burzyinski, we have proven we know how to exploit vertically. Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to grow wirelessly leads to the ability to incubate cyber-intra-compellingly. Without preplanned user communities, innovative cross-platform, co-branded data hygiene are forced to become value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. The capability to engineer proactively leads to the aptitude to mesh intuitively. Think mega-fractal. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our one-to-one, extensible development but our capability to transition. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for regulating new users? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our aptitude to cultivate. The power to scale seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose perfectly. Burzyinski is the industry leader of viral media sourcing. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to transition without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. Think proactive. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C dynamic 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined viral bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to streamline cyber-magnetically. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will maximize our ability to exploit without reducing our ability to transition. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to streamline faithfully. Burzyinski has revamped the concept of compliance. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be cross-media? Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The aptitude to deploy virally leads to the capability to matrix magnetically. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be world-class? We understand that it is better to implement proactively than to brand nano-strategically. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean?