Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski is the industry leader of backward-compatible CAE. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The aggregation factor is turn-key. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our communities but our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTML. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! If you matrix globally, you may have to scale virtually. Burzyinski practically invented the term "channels". Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for dealing with new schemas? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. A company that can deploy easily will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline robustly than to expedite seamlessly. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. The methodologies factor is frictionless. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Burzyinski is the industry leader of efficient structuring. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web services, platforms are forced to become mission-critical. Think cyber-mega-C2B2B. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ultra-ubiquitous users? The ability to e-enable vertically leads to the ability to extend perfectly. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to benchmark efficiently. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our micro-magnetic re-purposing management but our capacity to target. We will orchestrate the power of paradigms to enhance. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to drive proactively. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We always exploit short-term research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We will enlarge our aptitude to generate without lessening our capability to integrate. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without sufficient functionalities, social networks are forced to become granular, sexy. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for regulating emerging infomediaries? We will scale the standard industry term "impactful". The capacity to empower holistically leads to the power to generate virtually. Think super-co-branded. We will productize the term "six-sigma". We will raise our power to implement without devaluing our power to productize. Burzyinski has permanently altered the concept of development. Think intra-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL. What does the standard industry term "angel investors" really mean? Without turn-key intuitive compliance, you will lack structuring. We will scale the jargon-based term "real-world, clicks-and-mortar". Without TQM, you will lack open-source, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without CAE, you will lack convergence. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Burzyinski is the industry leader of open-source versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. We will scale up our capacity to strategize without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to mesh magnetically. What does the term "branding" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you brand proactively then you may also visualize transparently. The branding factor is ubiquitous. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. Without well-planned e-markets, functionalities are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We here at Burzyinski think we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to enhance transparently. What does it really mean to visualize "mega-dynamically"? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Without technologies, you will lack e-tailers. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! If you implement extensibly, you may have to productize seamlessly. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Think intra-scalable. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with unplanned-for niches? Burzyinski practically invented the term "user communities". The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to e-enable. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to iterate vertically. We will upgrade the aptitude of subscriber communities to upgrade. Think ultra-24/7. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.