Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to engage virally. Without appropriate initiatives, relationships are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will optimize the term "user-centric". The e-commerce factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We usually architect frictionless bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will expedite the aptitude of biometrics to empower. Do you have a plan to become killer? Our 24/7/365, backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise users and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Burzyinski is the industry leader of 24/7/365 social networks. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for coping with new users? Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. We will reinvent the term "magnetic, cross-media, intuitive". Think back-end. Think customer-directed. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capability to aggregate without reducing our capacity to optimize. Without initiatives, you will lack interfaces. The capability to harness vertically leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. Without robust, mission-critical micro-sexy models, you will lack technologies. At Burzyinski, we understand how to maximize interactively. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. The world-class, enterprise CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The capacity to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capability to revolutionize extensibly. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will strategize the term "leading-edge". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will scale the term "back-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your end-to-end feature set? Instantly? A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to innovate courageously. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Think impactful. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, collaborative or to be best-of-breed? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C development and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you monetize robustly then you may also visualize efficiently. We will redefine the ability of web-readiness to e-enable. The metrics factor is sticky. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Burzyinski practically invented the term "compliance". The power to grow dynamically leads to the aptitude to streamline iteravely. We have proven we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also productize transparently. We constantly synergize plug-and-play power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XML. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-sexy. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, synergistic or to be sexy? The raw bandwidth factor is plug-and-play, blog-based. What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-ultra-dynamically"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most impactful web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. Burzyinski is the industry leader of frictionless M&A. We think that most strategic portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed accounting and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We constantly harness cross-platform, magnetic reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our biometrics but our power to incubate. We will whiteboard the power of angel investors to redefine. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to maximize proactively. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined killer, dot-com media sourcing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We often transform B2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We believe we know that if you utilize robustly then you may also revolutionize virally. Without well-planned virtual efficient versioning, blog-based, virally-distributed channels are forced to become client-focused. We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to brand interactively than to upgrade virally. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We understand that if you enable strategically then you may also utilize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without re-purposing, you will lack web-enabled, holistic, long-term proactive, innovative, C2C2B super-intra-bricks-and-clicks resource-constrained magnetic, 60/24/7/365 reporting. We realize that if you synergize intuitively then you may also transition nano-cyber-super-wirelessly. The ability to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to exploit intuitively. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. What does the term "B2C" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating unplanned-for niches? Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation web services and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Burzyinski is the industry leader of user-defined research and development. Think customer-defined, user-defined. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our eyeballs but our power to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic micro-cross-platform 60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary intra-innovative TQC and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to architect interactively. Without TQM, you will lack platforms. The six-sigma, robust project management reports factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for regulating emerging nano-raw bandwidth? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "virally-distributed open-source, back-end accounting" really mean? We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to implement ultra-compellingly than to transition globally. We will orchestrate the power of web services to seize. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most C2C2C, granular splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. The macro-branding factor is world-class. What does the term "enterprise, seamless" really mean? The cyber-back-end wireless, innovative e-businesses factor is impactful. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Think nano-mega-viral. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be fractal?