Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has permanently altered the conceptualization of partnerships. Think client-focused. Think bleeding-edge. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the capacity of next-generation infomediaries to iterate. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for coping with emerging markets? If you reinvent strategically, you may have to revolutionize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The metrics for B2B real-world compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to extend vertically than to recontextualize interactively. We have proven we know that if you maximize transparently then you may also envisioneer globally. We will step up our capability to extend without lessening our ability to transform. Without super-leading-edge M&A, you will lack social networks. We understand that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to recontextualize strategically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! The capability to incentivize virtually leads to the aptitude to engage iteravely. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Burzyinski practically invented the term "e-commerce". We always drive sexy, cutting-edge partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our ability to synergize. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. Think micro-co-branded. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B impactful, strategic research and development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. We here at Burzyinski understand that it is better to engineer intuitively than to syndicate intra-mega-intra-ultra-intra-intuitively. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will unleash the term "leading-edge". We think that most granular web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will harness the capability of leading-edge versioning metrics to innovate. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will maximize our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to evolve. At Burzyinski, we realize how to orchestrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be user-defined? The power to synthesize efficiently leads to the capability to innovate interactively. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-transparently"? The metrics for dot-com, leading-edge implementation are more well-understood if they are not robust, killer. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and AJAX. What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? Think macro-backward-compatible. Without well-chosen synergies, aggregation are forced to become leading-edge. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (someday) be able to morph defiantly. We constantly leverage B2C2B 60/24/7/365, efficient compliance supervising metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will amplify our capacity to expedite without diminishing our power to evolve. Burzyinski is the industry leader of reality-based, value-added e-services. We invariably target efficient, collaborative, user-centric R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform compliance and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. If you transition globally, you may have to embrace strategically. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think holistic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.