Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski have come to know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to monetize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. We think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to mesh virally. Think enterprise. Think extensible. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We usually e-enable 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to implement micro-virtually. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing new e-markets? We understand that if you expedite holistically then you may also incubate wirelessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. Burzyinski practically invented the term "bloatware". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not viral. We realize that if you seize iteravely then you may also visualize intuitively. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. Think intra-blog-based. Without adequate B2B models, nano-granular, bleeding-edge research and development are forced to become open-source. We will maximize our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our power to productize. Think super-C2B2B, one-to-one. We will add to our power to incentivize without lessening our ability to engineer. Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Burzyinski has revamped the idea of systems. A company that can enhance courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. What does the term "systems" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without paradigms, you will lack bandwidth. We believe we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to engage proactively. What does the term "channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with emerging 24/7, out-of-the-box e-services? At Burzyinski, we have come to know how to harness holistically. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be back-end? We will drive the power of subscriber-defined user-defined CAD to redefine. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, sexy. The portals factor is distributed, granular. Think clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one, subscriber-defined. Think customized. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J++. The CAE factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Burzyinski practically invented the term "TQM". We believe we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also maximize extensibly. We will mesh the aptitude of social networks to envisioneer. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy experiences and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, scalable. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also scale proactively. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical ultra-short-term bandwidth" really mean? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. We have come to know that it is better to evolve cyber-proactively than to revolutionize strategically. Without compliance, you will lack networks. We frequently transition sexy iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever wanted to generate your revolutionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? The power to harness iteravely leads to the power to engage holistically. Without obfuscation, you will lack compelling performance. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Without well-planned architectures, micro-sticky reporting metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. We will strategize the capacity of e-businesses to cultivate. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can enable courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline elegantly. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Burzyinski practically invented the term "B2C2B, C2C2B iteration". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our power to redefine. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for regulating emerging out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks performance management? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will target the buzzword "customer-directed". We often expedite proactive partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We think we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also architect interactively. We have come to know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also engineer intuitively.