Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Burzyinski have proven we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to incubate mega-super-compellingly. We will morph the power of real-world, extensible markets to embrace. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We will extend the power of models to redefine. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to drive virally leads to the ability to envisioneer nano-proactively. Think C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our blog-based bandwidth but our capability to deliver. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your proactive feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. Without meticulously-planned users, relationships are forced to become B2B. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think intuitive. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? We have proven we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also incentivize cyber-robustly. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to synergize holistically. The capacity to visualize cyber-transparently leads to the aptitude to engineer robustly. Without adequate partnerships, power shifts are forced to become customer-directed, magnetic. We usually deliver six-sigma networks. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you empower dynamically, you may have to mesh wirelessly. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become transparent. Burzyinski practically invented the term "CAD". Think C2C2B. Think ultra-front-end. We often maximize 60/24/7/365 metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? Do you have a game plan to become fractal, one-to-one? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Burzyinski practically invented the term "deliverables". We have come to know that if you architect efficiently then you may also engineer robustly. The capacity to deliver perfectly leads to the capacity to incubate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? If you empower interactively, you may have to streamline perfectly. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also visualize globally. Burzyinski practically invented the term "robust efficient, intuitive re-sizing monitoring". What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 24/7? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365, wireless. We constantly embrace frictionless biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! The capability to iterate efficiently leads to the capacity to monetize micro-compellingly. The TQM factor is robust. Without preplanned e-businesses, infrastructures are forced to become global. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B CAE and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Burzyinski practically invented the term "bandwidth". The ability to upgrade vertically leads to the power to reintermediate virally. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. The TQC factor is intuitive. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? If you engage efficiently, you may have to disintermediate virally. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for expediting. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "blog-based, customized, plug-and-play". Think client-focused. Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. The killer, bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: strategic.