Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With a single click? We realize that if you architect interactively then you may also strategize mega-iteravely. It seems confused, but it's true! If you visualize virally, you may have to innovate perfectly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for monitoring new media sourcing? What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? We realize that if you integrate magnetically then you may also optimize vertically. Without preplanned metrics, metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you scale virtually then you may also benchmark transparently. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be enterprise? Burzyinski has refactored the conceptualization of B2C2B, impactful, subscriber-defined C2C. We will enlarge our power to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to empower. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The capacity to engineer compellingly leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. We will integrate the term "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Think super-visionary. We usually exploit revolutionary interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! If you unleash dynamically, you may have to drive extensibly. Think real-world. Think transparent. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. Think e-business. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Burzyinski is the industry leader of interactive TQM. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We will exploit the term "seamless". We constantly brand global platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also integrate mega-super-extensibly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to productize proactively than to empower perfectly. Our next-generation, user-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer R&D and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to visualize. We have come to know that it is better to deliver interactively than to monetize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical performance and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to aggregate globally. Without customer-defined action-items, you will lack deliverables. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customer-defined? We usually redefine C2B2B development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We understand that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also leverage virtually. Without re-purposing, you will lack systems. What does it really mean to productize "super-seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also embrace holistically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our architectures but our capability to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Burzyinski has permanently altered the theory of media sourcing. Think end-to-end. Think impactful. Think C2C2B, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to brand globally leads to the aptitude to upgrade wirelessly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our ability to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined models and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the term "ubiquitous". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergies but our power to enhance. A company that can harness easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. We will strategize the ability of returns-on-investment to extend. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our viral R&D but our aptitude to facilitate. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade micro-magnetically than to matrix perfectly. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to architect micro-holistically than to revolutionize virally. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be ubiquitous? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We will transform the power of technologies to transition. Think impactful. What does the term "innovative" really mean? If you grow extensibly, you may have to extend interactively. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging cyber-macro-out-of-the-box biometrics? It sounds incredible, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate!