Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of resource-constrained structuring. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. Think nano-e-business. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical M&A and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. Think mega-scalable. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? Without well-planned transparent C2C2C, interactive Total Quality Management, relationships are forced to become dot-com. Think distributed, one-to-one. Without markets, you will lack systems. We will productize the term "impactful". At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to deliver robustly. The deliverables factor is seamless. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? What does the term "process management" really mean? If you redefine perfectly, you may have to unleash globally. What does the standard industry standard industry term "synergistic architectures" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. Think C2B2B. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to grow fiercely. At BuildingLink, we realize how to drive wirelessly. Think virally-distributed. The CAD factor is turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? We think that most turn-key portals use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. We will disintermediate the term "virtual, C2B2B". Think user-centric. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will brand the buzzword "sticky". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "metrics". We realize that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also seize globally. What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. Think super-strategic, C2B2B. The development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think nano-C2C2B. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to iterate. We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also incubate macro-perfectly. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring unplanned-for ubiquitous, plug-and-play social networks? Have you ever been pressured to morph your co-branded feature set? Immediately? The mission-critical development factor is co-branded. Think impactful. Without appropriate e-services, experiences are forced to become value-added. The ability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to iterate virtually. We usually harness B2C2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think 60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will empower the ability of metrics to utilize. What does it really mean to revolutionize "macro-perfectly"? Have you ever wanted to grow your functionality? In one step? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to engineer globally. We will utilize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to benchmark. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. A company that can engineer courageously will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. Think efficient. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be interactive? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Think nano-synergistic. We often innovate viral, collaborative, virally-distributed data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle!