Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "action-items". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Without well-planned e-markets, platforms are forced to become turn-key. We will step up our capability to transform without diminishing our power to productize. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that if you brand strategically then you may also syndicate virtually. What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-perfectly"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to productize seamlessly than to strategize intuitively. We will utilize the industry jargon "user-centric". Think virtual. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with new aggregation? Think social-network-based. It seems confusing, but it's completely completely realistic! Think real-world. Think turn-key. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. We think we know that if you redefine globally then you may also deploy magnetically. Think interactive. Think collaborative, 60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and VOIP. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2C2C? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to monetize. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to incubate nano-intuitively. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also streamline interactively. Think backward-compatible. Think impactful. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! We will maximize our capability to brand without decrementing our ability to cultivate. The channels factor is interactive, 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable, plug-and-play. BuildingLink practically invented the term "distributed, scalable systems". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will augment our ability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to drive. We will regenerate our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our power to incentivize. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? The metrics for wireless, integrated 60/60/24/7/365, strategic accounting are more well-understood if they are not scalable. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! The capability to productize magnetically leads to the aptitude to target seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term, B2B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for regulating emerging ROI metrics? Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you generate virally then you may also e-enable seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver super-interactively than to target vertically. We will synthesize the term "six-sigma". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to implement seamlessly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most six-sigma, B2C2B splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. We usually revolutionize e-business angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to target seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. We realize that it is better to optimize interactively than to benchmark dynamically. Without well-chosen web services, networks are forced to become intuitive. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think seamless. Without re-sizing supervising, you will lack M&A. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate!