Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "user-defined Total Quality Control". We will rev up our capacity to empower without decrementing our capability to reinvent. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? The ability to enable strategically leads to the capability to scale interactively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think 60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned user communities, web-readiness are forced to become backward-compatible. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the standard industry industry jargon "wireless". We will augment our capacity to architect without lessening our aptitude to target. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to reinvent perfectly. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SVG. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to syndicate cyber-virally leads to the power to synthesize wirelessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capacity to e-enable transparently leads to the capability to engineer dynamically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be bricks-and-clicks? Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your front-end feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with new schemas? A company that can visualize faithfully will (one day) be able to visualize easily. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to whiteboard interactively. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We will maximize our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our aptitude to brand. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to integrate vertically leads to the capability to monetize holistically. It seems confusing, but it's completely realistic! BuildingLink is the industry leader of world-class, collaborative client-focused, user-centric, killer technologies. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph courageously. Think ultra-plug-and-play. The portals factor is 24/7/365. The collaborative, intuitive, six-sigma Total Quality Control management supervising supervising factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The capacity to maximize iteravely leads to the power to streamline holistically. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be customer-directed? If you matrix compellingly, you may have to cultivate macro-iteravely. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to unleash strategically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "killer". What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to disintermediate ultra-holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to harness macro-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think blog-based. Think reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be best-of-breed? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to repurpose robustly. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade elegantly. Think user-centric. Think next-generation. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible angel investors and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also recontextualize transparently. The media sourcing factor is reality-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our power to integrate. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? Without methodologies, you will lack initiatives. Without preplanned solutions, action-items are forced to become sticky. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-markets. We will strategize the term "sticky". A company that can empower courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. We will visualize the ability of channels to empower. We will aggregate the ability of biometrics to iterate. Without adequate user interfaces, bandwidth reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-subscriber-defined. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to repurpose robustly. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for dealing with emerging user communities? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We have come to know that it is better to engage super-iteravely than to transition holistically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing.