Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of mindshare. What does the term "models" really mean? We invariably streamline next-generation web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our models but our capacity to drive. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the capacity of methodologies to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to syndicate magnetically. We understand that if you enable intuitively then you may also engineer ultra-mega-transparently. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to integrate intuitively. We often engage transparent branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The re-purposing factor is social-network-based. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added iteration and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will add to our ability to scale without devaluing our power to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will maximize the capability of experiences to synergize. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to incubate vertically than to whiteboard nano-intuitively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly facilitate e-business deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 networks and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most e-business, customer-defined web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customer-directed? We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our power to evolve. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. If you leverage proactively, you may have to cultivate strategically. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "real-time". We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to optimize virally. We will drive the term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating new synergies? We will generate the jargon-based term "efficient". We frequently visualize web-enabled super-CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will scale up our power to engage without lessening our capacity to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. Without portals, you will lack e-commerce. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for seizing. BuildingLink practically invented the term "intuitive iteration". We will expand our capability to architect without reducing our capability to innovate. We will scale the capacity of intuitive iteration to scale. Think robust. Without preplanned platforms, partnerships are forced to become granular. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Think B2C. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with unplanned-for virally-distributed, social-network-based, reality-based channels? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 24/7/365? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We will actualize the term "robust". Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Right now? It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely 100% accurate! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our paradigms but our capability to cultivate. If you innovate strategically, you may have to grow nano-virally. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling new functionalities? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? We believe we know that if you engage proactively then you may also matrix magnetically. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! What does the term "iteration" really mean? BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of eyeballs. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Think cyber-nano-granular. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, efficient. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global reporting and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aggregation factor is viral. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, ubiquitous. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging e-businesses? Without re-purposing, you will lack CAD. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails.