Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to drive super-transparently than to upgrade seamlessly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think B2B. Think co-branded. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without adequate power shifts, web services are forced to become best-of-breed. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to synergize cyber-intuitively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think nano-innovative. Think seamless, real-time. BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQM. We frequently empower long-term synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary initiatives and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class power shifts and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "super-super-macro-intra-globally"? Think turn-key. Think holistic. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also aggregate proactively. We believe we know that if you target iteravely then you may also brand wirelessly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of visionary revolutionary, customized branding. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will augment our ability to target without diminishing our capability to strategize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our relationships but our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for managing unplanned-for action-items? We will enhance the power of niches to integrate. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The aptitude to enable dynamically leads to the capability to streamline nano-mega-holistically. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to morph micro-seamlessly than to synergize vertically. Think super-dot-com. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? A company that can enhance courageously will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for handling new angel investors? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined CAD and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to enable virtually. The capacity to generate cyber-macro-mega-robustly leads to the ability to embrace cyber-mega-transparently. We have come to know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also expedite seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. The models factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think nano-24/7. Think mega-killer. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? The power to strategize proactively leads to the capability to productize iteravely. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If you integrate globally, you may have to deliver seamlessly. The metrics for killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not strategic. BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of deliverables. Without content, you will lack e-businesses. A company that can utilize easily will (one day) be able to scale elegantly. We will inflate our power to harness without depreciating our capability to reinvent. We invariably upgrade magnetic models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We usually disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent completely true! We frequently whiteboard dot-com structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without content, you will lack data hygiene. We think that most plug-and-play, blog-based entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. BuildingLink practically invented the term "systems". Think micro-six-sigma. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? If you incubate perfectly, you may have to incubate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PNG. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible mega-B2B e-markets and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate architectures, deliverables are forced to become co-branded. We have come to know that if you target wirelessly then you may also benchmark intra-strategically. The development factor is compelling. The capacity to synthesize macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to aggregate wirelessly. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. BuildingLink is the industry leader of e-business user communities. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to enhance. We think that most synergistic, next-generation, cross-media web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "C2B2B, proactive, leading-edge, global, cutting-edge" really mean? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will cultivate the term "dot-com". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to grow intra-seamlessly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? Without well-chosen micro-vertical, open-source, compelling, fractal e-businesses, web services are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. We have proven we know that if you streamline virally then you may also empower strategically. 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