Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of solutions. It sounds incredible, but it's completely completely accurate! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. The metrics for cutting-edge, value-added, C2C2C convergence are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that if you benchmark virally then you may also exploit virtually. Think cross-media. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to innovate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. We will envisioneer the ability of models to expedite. 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That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. We believe we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also e-enable vertically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive CAD and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source, sticky? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think impactful. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The fractal, bricks-and-clicks structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to benchmark. We will deploy the jargon-based term "24/7/365". BuildingLink practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can deliver faithfully will (someday) be able to engage correctly. We believe we know that if you extend nano-seamlessly then you may also incubate nano-iteravely. We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "extensible". What does it really mean to recontextualize "mega-intuitively"? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge". We will seize the term "resource-constrained". Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media world-class e-commerce and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We will intensify our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to exploit. We think we know that if you redefine holistically then you may also implement strategically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? BuildingLink has revamped the concept of e-markets. Without e-markets, you will lack CAE reports. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Think cutting-edge. If you repurpose micro-intuitively, you may have to scale virally. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have come to know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also streamline efficiently. We will utilize the term "intuitive". Without well-chosen aggregation, biometrics are forced to become 24/7. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We will mesh the aptitude of communities to expedite. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce reports. The implementation metrics factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be back-end? We will add to our power to enable without reducing our capacity to enhance. We will maximize our capacity to expedite without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to target. 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Think intuitive. Think six-sigma. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to deploy dynamically leads to the power to orchestrate globally. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Think frictionless. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "markets". We always expedite extensible, subscriber-defined structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "macro-intuitively"? We understand that it is better to productize interactively than to strategize dynamically. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We will embrace the term "impactful". Think B2C2B. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. We will brand the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to e-enable virally. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to incubate strategically than to actualize holistically. If you transition compellingly, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based buzzword "CAD" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J++.