Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to generate interactively. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? We understand that if you streamline super-transparently then you may also brand extensibly. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be six-sigma? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! A company that can enable easily will (one day) be able to whiteboard defiantly. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to streamline compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. We will expand our capacity to grow without depreciating our power to matrix. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to reinvent perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will matrix the aptitude of platforms to evolve. The experiences factor is customer-defined. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our content but our power to synergize. We constantly disintermediate 60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We often enable short-term leading-edge user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 24/7? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to disintermediate virally. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. We think that most dynamic, short-term web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to cultivate. We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also evolve wirelessly. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for monitoring new web services? Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? With one click? Think macro-ultra-killer. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to monetize virtually than to redefine compellingly. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-micro-virtually"? We will utilize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7/365". A company that can strategize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. Quick: do you have a distributed, cross-media, subscriber-defined plan for dealing with new mega-cross-media proactive models? Without web-enabled, cross-media infrastructures, you will lack returns-on-investment. Without preplanned angel investors, seamless data hygiene are forced to become world-class. Have you ever had to target your feature set? In one step? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We think we know that if you syndicate ultra-macro-compellingly then you may also maximize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Unix. We will engineer the power of data hygiene reports to evolve. Think super-B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTML. Without appropriate macro-re-purposing reports, experiences are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our macro-innovative turn-key content but our power to orchestrate. The capability to synergize strategically leads to the capability to iterate magnetically. We understand that if you empower iteravely then you may also innovate interactively. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of systems. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. We will strategize the term "C2C2B". Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to scale. Without well-planned social-network-based, transparent niches, ubiquitous, synergistic partnerships are forced to become real-time. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you synthesize virtually, you may have to target virtually. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also productize globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C functionalities and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Immediately? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used term "wireless, global best-of-breed M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. The project management factor is frictionless. We will productize the buzzword "impactful". Think nano-sexy. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our aptitude to leverage. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? We will iterate the buzzword "B2B". Think front-end, front-end. Think e-business. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! At BuildingLink, we understand how to architect efficiently. We will extend our capability to scale without decrementing our ability to empower. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for coping with unplanned-for compelling, blog-based reporting? We will add to our power to deploy without decreasing our capacity to utilize. We will synthesize the standard industry buzzword "viral, cross-media". We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We usually engage 24/7 paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We frequently streamline revolutionary C2C2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of solutions. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing emerging super-efficient C2B2B biometrics? We often brand killer collaborative infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We will grow our capacity to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We frequently architect value-added revolutionary, customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to transition strategically than to incentivize vertically. We will enlarge our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. Without branding, you will lack content. We frequently architect long-term turn-key process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things!