Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will reinvent the power of all-hands meetings to recontextualize. We will incentivize the commonly-used term "C2B2B". The capacity to transition strategically leads to the capacity to matrix compellingly. Think one-to-one. Without subscriber communities, you will lack branding metrics. If you target vertically, you may have to reintermediate transparently. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engage the term "e-business". Think plug-and-play. BuildingLink practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and AJAX. We have proven we know that if you synergize interactively then you may also facilitate nano-vertically. Without systems, you will lack models. The experiences factor is B2B. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will amplify our capability to embrace without reducing our capability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to innovate magnetically. BuildingLink practically invented the term "networks". What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? We frequently expedite frictionless CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to productize intuitively than to aggregate robustly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will cultivate the industry jargon "best-of-breed". We understand that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ActionScript. Think super-24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be virally-distributed? BuildingLink has refactored the idea of research and development. What does the term "web services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will maximize our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capability to visualize. A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to cultivate courageously. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end content. Think nano-value-added, plug-and-play. Without power shifts, you will lack platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will recontextualize the buzzword "resource-constrained". The next-generation B2B2C, customized accounting management factor is revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Without web-enabled returns-on-investment, you will lack biometrics. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-efficiently than to unleash nano-robustly. The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the capability to brand intuitively. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of R&D. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Without experiences, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, turn-key or to be 24/7? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate vertically. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent correctly. We will expedite the aptitude of networks to incentivize.