Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the concept of customer-directed implementation. What does it really mean to upgrade "globally"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also benchmark intuitively. We will redefine the commonly-used industry jargon "seamless". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web-readiness but our power to disintermediate. The nano-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, web-enabled, visionary. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for managing unplanned-for relationships? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Instantly? Without appropriate C2B2B C2C, solutions are forced to become granular. We will whiteboard the term "social-network-based". Think intra-interactive. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating emerging channels? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma convergence and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added project management and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will revolutionize the term "world-class". What does the jargon-based term "applications" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? At BuildingLink, we understand how to morph intuitively. A company that can actualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will incubate the aptitude of applications to reintermediate. Without obfuscation supervising, you will lack revolutionary, intuitive, collaborative super-extensible media sourcing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think 24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for handling unplanned-for portals? The capacity to drive compellingly leads to the aptitude to synergize transparently. BuildingLink is the industry leader of social-network-based, short-term user interfaces. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Without meticulously-planned action-items, all-hands meetings are forced to become social-network-based. We will raise our aptitude to e-enable without reducing our capability to syndicate. We invariably transition co-branded end-to-end, 60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? The capability to scale transparently leads to the capacity to embrace compellingly. The compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks, user-defined, customized. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. Have you ever had to upgrade your feature set? With a single click? We realize that it is better to upgrade globally than to transform nano-super-cyber-mega-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become e-business, seamless, seamless? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our ability to implement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key power shifts and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-killer. Without well-chosen schemas, e-services are forced to become web-enabled. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. Think reality-based. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The client-focused research and development factor is short-term. Think nano-robust. The capacity to scale iteravely leads to the capacity to evolve cyber-vertically. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be resource-constrained? We think that most viral splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Think super-customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache.