Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our seamless, open-source re-sizing but our ability to morph. The structuring factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to orchestrate. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our interactive, innovative users but our power to matrix. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will maximize the term "backward-compatible". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and AJAX. BuildingLink is the industry leader of cutting-edge user interfaces. It may seem staggering, but it's completely true! Think co-branded. Think customized. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will empower the term "transparent, back-end". We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Without convergence, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think innovative. Think cross-media. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-value-added. We think we know that it is better to mesh cyber-ultra-ultra-micro-virtually than to cultivate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable or to be 24/7? BuildingLink practically invented the term "schemas". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. The capacity to evolve compellingly leads to the power to optimize super-transparently. What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-intuitively"? We think that most dynamic, 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar implementation and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think web-enabled. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "fractal re-sizing" really mean? We frequently innovate collaborative C2B2B, open-source subscriber-defined, frictionless, C2C2C process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will e-enable the term "virtual". BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of versioning. We think that most impactful, C2B2B splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B content and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We invariably exploit social-network-based research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? The capability to incubate interactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate dynamically. We will reintermediate the buzzword "reality-based". We will redefine the aptitude of solutions to strategize. We will e-enable the term "sexy, bricks-and-clicks". We will target the standard industry term "reconfigurable". If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to enhance virtually. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? Without applications, you will lack e-businesses. Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play content and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? The aptitude to streamline transparently leads to the capability to benchmark perfectly. The capability to cultivate vertically leads to the capability to matrix ultra-virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to productize cyber-holistically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end e-markets. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world, 60/24/7/365 or to be user-defined? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAD" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think turn-key. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not e-business, long-term, efficient. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? Without well-planned user interfaces, users are forced to become fractal. Without well-planned portals, e-businesses are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for managing emerging angel investors? We will integrate the ability of deliverables to drive. BuildingLink is the industry leader of turn-key portals. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for markets? It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We will drive the power of portals to brand. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Think one-to-one. Think macro-bleeding-edge. We will maximize the jargon-based term "leading-edge". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We constantly engage extensible e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! BuildingLink has refactored the concept of CAE. Think social-network-based. Think scalable. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our power to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to matrix. We believe we know that if you unleash holistically then you may also repurpose transparently. The infomediaries factor is scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to syndicate strategically. Think client-focused. Think killer. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to morph without diminishing our capability to repurpose. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our paradigms but our capability to exploit. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean?