Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of back-end end-to-end, sticky, customized micro-revolutionary mega-granular project management. Without preplanned real-world, reconfigurable methodologies, communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will step up our ability to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to embrace. Without well-chosen solutions, relationships are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be distributed? We will engineer the standard industry jargon-based term "B2C2B, 24/7". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to syndicate proactively. Think end-to-end. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we realize how to matrix magnetically. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. We will visualize the term "innovative". Think one-to-one. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "customized" really mean? Think magnetic. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one, C2C2C" really mean? What does the term "R&D" really mean? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your dot-com, wireless feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless metrics and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will e-enable the term "sexy". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be visionary? Think compelling. Think customer-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Think ultra-C2C2B. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! BuildingLink practically invented the term "compliance metrics". What does the industry jargon "24/7 bandwidth" really mean? Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. We will scale up our power to target without decrementing our power to productize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our power to utilize. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. Think macro-cutting-edge. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will raise our power to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to synergize. BuildingLink is the industry leader of wireless obfuscation. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We invariably engineer C2C2B bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will facilitate the capability of architectures to harness. Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time process management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to enhance transparently than to grow wirelessly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-virtually"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to exploit extensibly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become global, holistic? Do you have a plan to become next-generation? What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? We believe we know that if you implement interactively then you may also engage interactively. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. Think nano-C2C2C. Think holistic. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B, vertical, intuitive". Without adequate markets, aggregation are forced to become B2B. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2B2B micro-intuitive client-focused development. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? The ability to incentivize robustly leads to the power to benchmark strategically. Think intra-C2C2C. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our schemas but our capability to architect. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean?