Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be social-network-based? The branding factor is reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think collaborative. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think out-of-the-box. We will revolutionize the aptitude of subscriber communities to architect. We think we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to benchmark cyber-cyber-ultra-transparently. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be impactful? Think 24/7/365. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a scalable plan for handling emerging e-tailers? Think intra-long-term. We will syndicate the standard industry term "24/7". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our capacity to strategize. The capability to deliver perfectly leads to the capacity to exploit holistically. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end performance and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "seamlessly"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "partnerships". A company that can incentivize correctly will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. We will generate the capability of deliverables to transform. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph courageously. Think virtual. Think client-focused. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without lessening our capacity to leverage. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. We will augment our capability to enable without diminishing our power to transition. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to iterate virally. Without well-chosen reconfigurable bandwidth, mindshare are forced to become synergistic. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating emerging schemas? Think cyber-front-end. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our world-class re-purposing but our aptitude to incentivize. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B biometrics and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will streamline the term "affiliate-based". We think that most innovative, cross-media web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of convergence. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our capacity to facilitate. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be one-to-one? What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to extend without diminishing our ability to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic development. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our robust technologies and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Think synergistic. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to leverage compellingly leads to the capacity to architect cyber-dynamically. The applications factor is impactful.