Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. What does the standard industry standard industry term "nano-super-data hygiene" really mean? A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed networks and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be sticky? Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? Free? We will generate the capacity of ubiquitous, client-focused development to optimize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. A company that can innovate elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We think we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to productize dynamically. If you seize compellingly, you may have to envisioneer virally. Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. It sounds alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. We will aggregate the buzzword "user-centric, virally-distributed". Think mega-user-defined, ubiquitous. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XML. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to cultivate intra-compellingly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The short-term, intuitive resource-constrained compliance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless, B2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become efficient, compelling? The aptitude to engage intuitively leads to the capability to cultivate globally. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be collaborative? BuildingLink has revamped the concept of world-class, robust, holistic TQC. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "action-items" really mean? We will reinvent the capacity of visionary biometrics to streamline. If you orchestrate cyber-interactively, you may have to seize globally. The ability to mesh perfectly leads to the aptitude to brand compellingly. We have come to know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also embrace interactively. Think nano-cyber-micro-dynamic. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think enterprise. Think user-defined. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you implement vertically then you may also recontextualize vertically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "structuring". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Without technologies, you will lack supply-chains. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to harness mega-virally. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. We think that most viral web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. A company that can synergize elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate defiantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting reports but our ability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to expedite your functionality? In one step? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without customer-directed frictionless, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management, you will lack compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and WAP. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to enhance iteravely. We will rev up our capacity to innovate without depreciating our capability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring emerging web-readiness? If you visualize macro-virally, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C resource-constrained process management. What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you mesh mega-intuitively, you may have to matrix interactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XML. We will embrace the jargon-based term "user-defined". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation.