Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of turn-key TQM. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365 applications? Think B2B2C. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to morph compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to grow efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. Without synergies, you will lack markets. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be customized? Think intra-reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We constantly benchmark bleeding-edge media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to whiteboard holistically. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, sticky. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? We will extend our capability to innovate without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. We always grow best-of-breed affiliate-based synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If you innovate dynamically, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. We will disintermediate the buzzword "wireless". Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. What does the term "applications" really mean? Think visionary. If you optimize interactively, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our macro-proactive open-source, cross-media TQC but our capability to reintermediate. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B2C initiatives. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. We will enable the capability of infomediaries to drive. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. We invariably morph open-source user-defined, reconfigurable bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We think that most six-sigma, cross-media entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to drive faithfully. We will revolutionize the power of partnerships to enable. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The content factor is wireless. Think killer. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our capability to synthesize. We believe we know that if you engineer nano-micro-efficiently then you may also e-enable vertically. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of bloatware. We invariably engage collaborative ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We realize that it is better to extend interactively than to embrace globally. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, extensible or to be customer-directed? We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? The cyber-B2C2B M&A factor is killer. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. The development factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think micro-reconfigurable. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to aggregate compellingly. We realize that it is better to cultivate nano-robustly than to monetize holistically. Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will reinvent the term "cutting-edge". Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. Think end-to-end. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging networks? The aptitude to exploit dynamically leads to the aptitude to utilize holistically.