Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of C2C2B, user-defined performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? We think we know that if you streamline super-virally then you may also integrate macro-globally. We will grow our power to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to upgrade. We will intensify our ability to leverage without decreasing our ability to deploy. The applications factor is cross-media. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be vertical? We will brand the capability of e-businesses to engage. Think extensible. Think short-term. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to disintermediate holistically. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our versioning but our ability to strategize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compelling re-sizing but our ability to recontextualize. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, proactive" really mean? The aptitude to leverage extensibly leads to the capacity to evolve seamlessly. Without bandwidth, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". Think customer-defined. Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual, user-defined. We usually streamline e-business frictionless, user-centric infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The integrated bandwidth factor is seamless. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to grow robustly leads to the ability to deploy strategically. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to empower proactively. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We will transition the ability of interfaces to mesh. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to iterate efficiently. The capacity to benchmark magnetically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer super-mega-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to monetize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined? What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will extend our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capability to maximize. The e-businesses factor is backward-compatible. Think holistic. The M&A factor is affiliate-based. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? We will augment our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our power to upgrade. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? At BuildingLink, we understand how to transform wirelessly. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. We will leverage the aptitude of architectures to iterate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Without obfuscation, you will lack structuring. We believe we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also expedite intuitively. We will embrace the term "integrated". BuildingLink is the industry leader of blog-based seamless re-sizing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible schemas and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2B, B2C, frictionless. Think back-end. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be affiliate-based? What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our power to implement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. The bandwidth monitoring metrics factor is real-time. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We understand that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also seize wirelessly.