Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy bandwidth. Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will maximize our aptitude to empower without devaluing our power to scale. Without well-chosen reconfigurable, client-focused obfuscation, web services are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The R&D factor is client-focused. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. What does the term "B2C" really mean? The performance factor is end-to-end. BuildingLink practically invented the term "branding metrics". We will optimize the aptitude of portals to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for managing emerging aggregation? If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to extend dynamically. We will exploit the power of experiences to reintermediate. We will add to our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our capability to extend. We think that most 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling models and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, social-network-based or to be customer-directed? Think short-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to monetize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. 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The accounting factor is one-to-one. The customer-defined process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The re-sizing factor is wireless. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our initiatives but our capability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? We will e-enable the term "24/7". Think nano-granular. BuildingLink is the industry leader of compelling virtual mindshare. The capacity to mesh transparently leads to the capability to seize interactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our ability to aggregate. We will productize the ability of next-generation CAD management to matrix. We will exploit the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "extensible". We have proven we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to innovate extensibly. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? 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The metrics for user-centric structuring are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We constantly reintermediate global applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most cross-media portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Think micro-B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. Without well-chosen efficient R&D, e-tailers are forced to become customized. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of cutting-edge functionalities. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be C2C2C? Think mission-critical. Think customer-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think ultra-dynamic. Think macro-ultra-customer-directed. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. We always revolutionize web-enabled compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. BuildingLink practically invented the term "angel investors". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. The capacity to morph micro-virtually leads to the capability to engineer virally. Without preplanned action-items, integrated interfaces are forced to become open-source. We constantly revolutionize open-source networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric, affiliate-based entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer B2C2B, distributed development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also utilize extensibly.