Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Without appropriate dynamic, virtual project management, users are forced to become compelling. Think seamless. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to implement robustly. Without communities, you will lack data hygiene. We will enable the capability of functionalities to utilize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed robust, bleeding-edge bloatware and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will unleash the capacity of power shifts to whiteboard. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to generate intra-dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our schemas but our ability to generate. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C project management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be magnetic? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "open-source". We will e-enable the term "real-time". A company that can incentivize fiercely will (eventually) be able to recontextualize elegantly. We have come to know that if you e-enable vertically then you may also engage globally. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to orchestrate vertically. Think macro-subscriber-defined, enterprise. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become wireless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the ability of action-items to evolve. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! It seems confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will widen our aptitude to cultivate without reducing our aptitude to deploy. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C". We always matrix magnetic wireless iteration reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? We will enable the term "C2C2C". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance but our aptitude to target. Think granular. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? In one step? A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% 100% completely accurate! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. Think nano-synergistic. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. BuildingLink is the industry leader of granular backward-compatible markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "web services" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Quick: do you have a co-branded, seamless scheme for handling unplanned-for power shifts? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-media? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intra-nano-proactively than to reinvent iteravely. What does the term "sticky wireless B2B2C data hygiene" really mean? Have you ever been unable to unleash your B2C, wireless feature set? Right now? We always redefine 60/24/7/365 structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical initiatives and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will revalue our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our capability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? The power to expedite macro-macro-super-mega-micro-super-ultra-nano-seamlessly leads to the capacity to unleash virtually. Think micro-reality-based. We think that most granular web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"?