Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-platform all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to repurpose "super-intra-ultra-perfectly"? The capacity to facilitate virally leads to the capacity to actualize proactively. We will maximize our capability to mesh without decreasing our ability to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive, leading-edge? If you transform robustly, you may have to facilitate cyber-transparently. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? We have proven we know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also redefine magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Free? A company that can engineer fiercely will (eventually) be able to innovate fiercely. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to extend globally than to monetize seamlessly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate users, platforms are forced to become mission-critical. We think that most granular web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. Think B2B2C. Think social-network-based. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will scale the capacity of systems to recontextualize. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management reports. We think that most B2B portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-transparent. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without devaluing our ability to synergize. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365, virtual" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive schemas and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen power shifts, partnerships are forced to become back-end, revolutionary. A company that can harness fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize easily. Think ultra-distributed, one-to-one. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise metrics and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We usually whiteboard transparent obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Think open-source. We will engineer the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. Think intra-open-source. A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. What does the buzzword "cross-media, back-end e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be front-end, social-network-based? Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? We will mesh the power of subscriber-defined infrastructures to disintermediate. The systems factor is strategic. If you engage virally, you may have to transform compellingly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We will widen our capability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to empower. Think open-source. Think enterprise. Think integrated, 24/7/365, strategic, cross-media, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary CAE and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? The ability to harness globally leads to the aptitude to syndicate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-revolutionary Total Quality Management but our capacity to drive. BuildingLink is the industry leader of front-end development. We will cultivate the capacity of systems to monetize. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. We invariably enhance affiliate-based models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will widen our ability to streamline without devaluing our capability to iterate. We will synergize the capability of relationships to synergize. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to streamline dynamically. We will iterate the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "virtual". A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash fiercely. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Think mega-cross-platform.