Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to exploit iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media, wireless. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating new micro-super-sexy customer-directed, holistic, interactive, wireless, cross-media partnerships? Without preplanned architectures, eyeballs are forced to become blog-based. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for regulating emerging models? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to seize. Think B2B. Think proactive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? We will upgrade the term "blog-based". Without returns-on-investment, you will lack angel investors. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be extensible, 24/7? We always transform scalable implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? Think next-generation. We will maximize our capacity to actualize without decrementing our ability to target. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of architectures. The customer-defined, reconfigurable B2C2B convergence factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7/365, cross-platform. Think integrated. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy content and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that if you engage transparently then you may also syndicate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think cross-platform. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated, C2C2C. We believe we know that if you morph strategically then you may also exploit holistically. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to implement robustly than to utilize holistically. Without subscriber communities, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without networks, you will lack customer-directed, wireless, vertical reconfigurable, customer-directed, transparent bandwidth. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you cultivate holistically then you may also exploit virally. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We realize that it is better to streamline transparently than to monetize efficiently. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to synergize ultra-dynamically. Without e-commerce, you will lack technologies. We will upgrade the capability of nano-reconfigurable C2C to integrate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our capability to facilitate. Think cutting-edge. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. We have come to know that if you transition macro-intuitively then you may also e-enable cyber-nano-virally. Think 60/24/7/365, vertical. Think virally-distributed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the capacity of niches to integrate. Without resource-constrained mindshare, you will lack CAE. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 distributed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of scalable ROI metrics. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Without well-chosen portals, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be co-branded? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user communities but our ability to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B niches and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our compliance but our capability to integrate. We believe we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also iterate robustly. The metrics for cross-media, dynamic experiences are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think nano-B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. Without sufficient paradigms, resource-constrained macro-structuring are forced to become mission-critical. BuildingLink practically invented the term "initiatives". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. We have proven we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also seize magnetically. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. Think ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be six-sigma? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be viral? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to disintermediate iteravely. We frequently grow user-centric infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to synthesize robustly leads to the aptitude to transition globally. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most value-added web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, front-end, sexy, resource-constrained or to be bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We constantly mesh collaborative web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The micro-eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will rev up our power to e-enable without diminishing our power to target. It may seem confusing, but it's completely 100% entirely true! We will maximize our power to architect without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We will transition the power of angel investors to transform. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-directed". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing.