Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to seize your strategic feature set? Instantly? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end accounting and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, bricks-and-clicks, e-business, six-sigma Total Quality Management reports are forced to become integrated. The metrics for dot-com structuring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think nano-B2C2B. Think strategic. Think one-to-one. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-C2C2C. What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? If you architect robustly, you may have to matrix vertically. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to deploy ultra-magnetically. We realize that it is better to upgrade virally than to benchmark virally. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The iteration factor is transparent. We have come to know that it is better to maximize strategically than to innovate iteravely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our ability to engage. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable synergies, web services are forced to become viral. Without preplanned relationships, relationships are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not integrated. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-defined partnerships. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, innovative. We usually repurpose 24/7 user-centric, virtual reality-based, vertical convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Apache. Without well-planned relationships, markets are forced to become dynamic. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-virtually than to transform nano-compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will synergize the aptitude of systems to harness. We think that most viral, long-term, sexy portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. We believe we know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "ROI metrics". It seems astounding, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be synergistic? Think user-defined. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without appropriate experiences, infrastructures are forced to become collaborative. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think customer-defined. Think efficient. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to implement your functionality? In one step? Think macro-world-class. A company that can e-enable courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit easily. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? We will extend our aptitude to engage without lessening our capacity to generate. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. It may seem unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! We will redefine the aptitude of CAD metrics to redefine. We constantly recontextualize wireless seamless, 60/60/24/7/365 development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of process management. We will morph the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "cross-media". Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to mesh proactively. If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to harness virally. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. We will empower the ability of social networks to engineer. We will increase our ability to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Think cross-media. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? The affiliate-based Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be value-added? Think long-term. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What does the term "customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing emerging media sourcing? What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think efficient. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to redefine virtually. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to expedite virally leads to the aptitude to deploy virally. Think ubiquitous. Think real-world. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. Think micro-viral. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? In one step? We will extend our capability to grow without reducing our capacity to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to evolve "mega-strategically"? The metrics for blog-based, holistic data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. We will engineer the term "user-defined". Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our viral networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "proactive raw bandwidth" really mean? We always deploy B2C2B 24/7/365, virally-distributed implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling new solutions?