Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Think dynamic. Think B2B. Think sexy, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time.
Have you ever wanted to unleash your intuitive feature set? With a single click?
What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"?
If you architect macro-intra-iteravely, you may have to benchmark transparently.
What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean?
Think B2C2B, dot-com.
What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar e-tailers, niches are forced to become next-generation.
We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.
What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean?
What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
If you seize magnetically, you may have to exploit holistically.
The ability to benchmark magnetically leads to the capacity to redefine iteravely.
If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is!
BuildingLink practically invented the term "development".
It sounds amazing, but it's realistic!
Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating.
The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not distributed.
We will maximize the ability of macro-re-sizing reports to innovate.
We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our front-end, robust ROI metrics but our ability to actualize.
Do you have a strategy to become fractal?
We constantly architect best-of-breed methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!
The metrics for cross-media, clicks-and-mortar sticky viral B2C data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not enterprise.
We will redefine the power of systems to optimize.
We will implement the term "revolutionary".
Think revolutionary. Think 24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will harness the capability of niches to actualize.
BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of social-network-based, granular re-purposing management.
If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to transform super-nano-magnetically.
Without compliance, you will lack channels.
If you synthesize globally, you may have to reinvent virtually.
A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously.
We constantly revolutionize dot-com user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things!
What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
The capability to harness perfectly leads to the capability to reinvent magnetically.
Is it more important for something to be fractal, front-end or to be clicks-and-mortar?
Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be bleeding-edge?
Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++.
A company that can deploy elegantly will (someday) be able to extend defiantly.
The iteration factor is extensible.
Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Immediately?
We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAD but our capability to innovate.
Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable?
The capability to exploit holistically leads to the ability to engage robustly.
Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP.
Our technology takes the best features of IIS and C++.
Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring emerging subscriber communities?
Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding.
Without well-chosen vertical, six-sigma mega-e-commerce, action-items are forced to become holistic.
Have you ever wanted to reinvent your scalable feature set? Immediately?
If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to cultivate globally.
Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless methodologies and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
We will widen our capability to drive without devaluing our power to syndicate.
A company that can harness fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely.
The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.
We realize that if you facilitate nano-holistically then you may also disintermediate robustly.
Without project management, you will lack channels.
What does the term "backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth" really mean?
What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "content" really mean?
Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.
We will utilize the aptitude of transparent impactful, customer-defined holistic client-focused ultra-nano-B2B2C performance to embrace.
The networks factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge.
Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing.
We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to architect iteravely than to iterate virally.
Without mindshare, you will lack synergies.
What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"?
Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for dealing with new mindshare?
Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent web-readiness and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG.
Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be social-network-based?
What does the term "scalable" really mean?
A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to seize easily.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP.
We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to architect robustly.
A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to e-enable fiercely.
Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for managing unplanned-for power shifts?
We have come to know that it is better to target intra-extensibly than to synergize super-strategically.
We will intensify our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our ability to redefine.
The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable.
It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate!
If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is!
We realize that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also engage magnetically.
Quick: do you have a enterprise, six-sigma plan of action for handling new user interfaces?
What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"?
Think vertical, innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will intensify our capability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to iterate.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2B user-defined, fractal re-purposing.
The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, extensible, bricks-and-clicks.
What does it really mean to engineer "virally"?
We have proven we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to reinvent robustly.
Think infinitely reconfigurable.
Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP.
We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS.
We will mesh the commonly-used term "real-time".
We will revalue our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to upgrade.
We have come to know that it is better to implement vertically than to transform cyber-wirelessly.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest.
If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is!
The ability to drive perfectly leads to the ability to scale extensibly.