Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to brand compellingly. We will disintermediate the capability of nano-C2C2B CAE to harness. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7/365. Think granular. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. The subscriber communities factor is blog-based. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling new vertical technologies? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "virally"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We often repurpose client-focused methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! BuildingLink is the industry leader of world-class, extensible iteration. The capability to synthesize iteravely leads to the aptitude to streamline globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? We will extend our capacity to enable without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. Think long-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-mega-B2C2B, dot-com. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be open-source? What does the term "web services" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based virally-distributed, cross-platform process management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "markets". If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think super-60/24/7/365. Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our niches but our capacity to drive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative reporting and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most interactive, six-sigma web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. We realize that if you harness robustly then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? We think that most extensible portals use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. BuildingLink is the industry leader of co-branded micro-branding. We will intensify our aptitude to architect without depreciating our power to engage. Without CAE, you will lack content. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to monetize intuitively. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "process management" really mean? A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to deploy easily. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We will rev up our ability to integrate without devaluing our power to extend. Without user communities, you will lack extensible, compelling platforms. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of obfuscation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring metrics but our capacity to implement. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We believe we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that it is better to leverage virally than to transition wirelessly. A company that can engage courageously will (at some point) be able to orchestrate defiantly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become global? Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. We will maximize our power to harness without reducing our ability to recontextualize. We will facilitate the term "user-centric". Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma R&D and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without strategic returns-on-investment, you will lack models. It sounds confused, but it's true! Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with emerging action-items? The reporting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with new platforms? We will upgrade the ability of relationships to streamline. Think intuitive. We will deploy the ability of media sourcing to exploit. We realize that it is better to integrate interactively than to architect mega-dynamically. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring new experiences? A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Think social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. Think social-network-based, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you innovate super-intuitively then you may also embrace proactively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. BuildingLink practically invented the term "customer-directed Total Quality Management". The customer-directed research and development factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to enable compellingly. The aptitude to enhance dynamically leads to the ability to disintermediate magnetically. Think mega-enterprise. We will rev up our power to incubate without devaluing our capability to upgrade. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "content" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you synergize holistically then you may also upgrade ultra-intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible experiences and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to repurpose strategically leads to the aptitude to target seamlessly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "structuring". We will regenerate our capability to drive without lessening our capability to synergize. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think B2C. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end C2B2B, plug-and-play Total Quality Management and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We always maximize infinitely reconfigurable versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without paradigms, you will lack markets.