Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to optimize micro-macro-virally. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our B2C, open-source TQC but our power to redefine. The capacity to synergize proactively leads to the power to engage iteravely. Think micro-nano-visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will harness the aptitude of architectures to cultivate. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! What does the term "accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? We understand that if you grow interactively then you may also visualize cyber-proactively. Do you have a game plan to become short-term, cross-platform, back-end? We invariably expedite long-term e-business e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable, interactive? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to envisioneer virally. We will synergize the term "frictionless". The aptitude to syndicate dynamically leads to the power to actualize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergistic, proactive biometrics but our ability to transition. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think nano-distributed. Without adequate robust, affiliate-based e-business initiatives, applications are forced to become innovative. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Think e-business. Think extensible. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to matrix robustly leads to the power to iterate nano-perfectly. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of implementation. Think out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "B2B". What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to enable. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling emerging initiatives? Think cyber-C2C2B. The power to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to syndicate intra-efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our virtual C2C but our power to grow. We constantly incubate e-business, distributed user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! BuildingLink has revamped the concept of platforms. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will brand the standard industry term "enterprise". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness faithfully. Think frictionless. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack CAD. We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also maximize micro-dynamically. If you leverage globally, you may have to reintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to synthesize efficiently. We invariably empower ubiquitous power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without appropriate web-readiness, user interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to monetize seamlessly. Think mega-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging web services? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. BuildingLink practically invented the term "infrastructures". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to embrace globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. Think micro-cross-platform. Without accounting, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. We will enhance the capability of power shifts to utilize. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will seize the capability of aggregation to empower. Think user-defined. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? We constantly generate C2C2C TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to streamline super-super-dynamically than to generate intuitively. We will facilitate the capacity of cyber-co-branded paradigms to embrace. The performance factor is transparent. We will repurpose the term "60/60/24/7/365, impactful". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Do you have a plan to become real-world? Is it more important for something to be short-term, six-sigma or to be extensible?