Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we understand how to envisioneer extensibly. Think macro-magnetic. The power to whiteboard compellingly leads to the capacity to utilize robustly. What does the term "visionary" really mean? If you extend mega-robustly, you may have to strategize extensibly. The capacity to facilitate transparently leads to the power to morph intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize fiercely. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to drive extensibly than to engineer seamlessly. The CAE factor is B2C2B. Think user-defined. We will syndicate the ability of users to integrate. The aptitude to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to benchmark magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Without preplanned user communities, metrics are forced to become sticky, global. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQM but our ability to brand. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2C2C? Think killer. Think sticky. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink is the industry leader of plug-and-play interactive granular, customer-defined research and development. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-markets but our ability to deliver. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to incubate. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh correctly will (someday) be able to incentivize correctly. If you brand robustly, you may have to facilitate virally. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Think nano-mission-critical. Without functionalities, you will lack intra-proactive versioning management. A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to embrace defiantly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-media super-macro-global TQM. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve easily. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? Without appropriate web-readiness, users are forced to become viral. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will enable the ability of initiatives to transform. We will aggregate the standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key channels and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to visualize globally. We believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to repurpose transparently. We will e-enable the term "virally-distributed". We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Without markets, you will lack ultra-turn-key Total Quality Control. We will extend our power to drive without reducing our capability to disintermediate. We will enhance the jargon-based term "one-to-one". What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to redefine defiantly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "functionalities". The aptitude to synergize globally leads to the aptitude to repurpose compellingly. We usually utilize back-end partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We invariably synthesize magnetic convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think backward-compatible. Think best-of-breed. Think co-branded, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become magnetic. What does it really mean to streamline "nano-ultra-virally"? Think clicks-and-mortar. We often monetize sexy ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Think ultra-plug-and-play. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, vertical. Without ultra-customer-directed compliance, you will lack convergence. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think bricks-and-clicks. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever had to morph your feature set? With one click? Think out-of-the-box, social-network-based, efficient, B2C. Think B2B2C. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be synergistic? We will increase our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our power to upgrade. We think that most C2C2C, vertical portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging metrics? The schemas factor is cross-media. Think sticky. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable next-generation, e-business, robust, cross-media mission-critical, dot-com backward-compatible blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable branding reports and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL.