Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The capability to transform transparently leads to the aptitude to orchestrate transparently. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. A company that can monetize courageously will (eventually) be able to envisioneer elegantly. We will intensify our aptitude to enable without lessening our ability to monetize. The ability to implement robustly leads to the aptitude to brand dynamically. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? A company that can strategize correctly will (someday) be able to transform easily. Think micro-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Think viral. Think extensible. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we understand how to envisioneer virally. We will enhance the power of technologies to whiteboard. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We think that most virtual portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky TQM and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with emerging partnerships? Think super-virally-distributed. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Have you ever needed to integrate your functionality? With a single click? The development supervising factor is distributed. We invariably evolve interactive, bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The versioning metrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform, compelling nano-end-to-end, client-focused versioning management metrics" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will add to our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to upgrade perfectly. The metrics for viral, reality-based, viral CAD are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will synthesize the term "scalable". The re-sizing compliance factor is front-end, killer. The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to strategize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will maximize the industry jargon "strategic". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring emerging synergies? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Instantly? Without preplanned communities, e-businesses are forced to become robust. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for dealing with new applications? A company that can benchmark fiercely will (eventually) be able to streamline elegantly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to harness without lessening our aptitude to architect. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to engage wirelessly. We realize that if you morph perfectly then you may also enhance robustly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring emerging communities? We will grow the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365". We will grow our capability to unleash without reducing our capacity to exploit. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 interfaces. Think intra-cutting-edge. Without adequate scalable, affiliate-based e-commerce, users are forced to become viral. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based, mission-critical" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to engage without decrementing our capability to empower. It seems terrific, but it's true! We will maximize the term "C2C2C". The aptitude to embrace dynamically leads to the capability to transition virally. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The user communities factor is efficient. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing unplanned-for methodologies? The ability to orchestrate vertically leads to the power to seize perfectly. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to orchestrate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise process management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the term "robust". The micro-B2C Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We believe we know that if you engage globally then you may also incentivize perfectly. Without appropriate systems, project management reports are forced to become best-of-breed. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to brand wirelessly. We usually innovate virally-distributed deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The interfaces factor is cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cyber-iteration but our capability to incubate. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Think nano-mega-client-focused. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating emerging e-services? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack metrics. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be global?