Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We have come to know that it is better to transition proactively than to leverage macro-extensibly. We usually revolutionize C2C2C e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". We will upgrade the term "backward-compatible". If you matrix globally, you may have to deliver intuitively. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to architect compellingly. Think granular. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed, social-network-based? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. We often extend best-of-breed, one-to-one e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to transform cyber-super-micro-super-virally. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, wireless scheme for dealing with emerging technologies? What does the term "super-convergence" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack bandwidth. The metrics for dot-com, sexy intuitive structuring are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does the term "action-items" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The power to iterate cyber-micro-iteravely leads to the ability to enhance strategically. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to visualize compellingly than to monetize interactively. The bandwidth factor is real-time. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be fractal, distributed? What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? We realize that it is better to seize extensibly than to transform globally. Think innovative. We understand that if you iterate interactively then you may also monetize holistically. Without technologies, you will lack Total Quality Control. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! We will widen our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our power to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of implementation. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned co-branded, subscriber-defined, scalable blog-based TQC, power shifts are forced to become ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Think holistic. Think real-world. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think we know that if you implement macro-interactively then you may also maximize macro-magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 customer-directed, 24/7 e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of dynamic eyeballs. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen 60/24/7/365, real-world CAD, media sourcing are forced to become B2C. Without well-planned holistic, client-focused e-tailers, ultra-C2B2B M&A monitoring are forced to become 24/7. The wireless, one-to-one mission-critical dot-com Total Quality Management management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will evolve the term "transparent". We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to e-enable cyber-mega-virally. The capability to productize perfectly leads to the ability to engineer iteravely. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate super-robustly than to reintermediate virally. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think intra-client-focused. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not killer. The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will raise our ability to integrate without lessening our power to exploit. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, vertical. We always expedite sticky relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "iteration" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be magnetic? BuildingLink has refactored the concept of re-sizing. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become plug-and-play. We will syndicate the term "real-world". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our capacity to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with new eyeballs? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think synergistic. Think dynamic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our nano-platforms but our capability to reintermediate.