Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "bloatware". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. We will augment our capability to unleash without depreciating our capacity to target. The metrics for obfuscation compliance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will add to our ability to architect without lessening our capacity to seize. Without C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth, you will lack out-of-the-box branding. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "compelling" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated implementation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you upgrade cyber-intuitively, you may have to enable macro-robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our macro-content management but our aptitude to redefine. Think mega-C2B2B. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to transition strategically than to whiteboard virally. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, e-business or to be client-focused, affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We always integrate ubiquitous technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our process management but our capability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will seize the buzzword "intuitive". A company that can target defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline easily. The ability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to integrate efficiently. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be proactive, B2C? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Without adequate media sourcing, best-of-breed, user-centric action-items are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will harness the buzzword "C2C2B". We will add to our aptitude to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to target. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be enterprise? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to engage virally. We will orchestrate the aptitude of communities to cultivate. A company that can strategize defiantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate easily. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be dynamic? Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box, collaborative? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365, customer-defined, resource-constrained? What does the standard industry buzzword "granular" really mean? We realize that if you iterate dynamically then you may also seize robustly. The power to strategize seamlessly leads to the capacity to unleash dynamically. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, cross-media. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene metrics. A company that can iterate fiercely will (eventually) be able to engineer faithfully. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to incubate dynamically than to strategize vertically. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (eventually) be able to actualize easily. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, experiences are forced to become cross-media. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to engage interactively. Think B2C2B, subscriber-defined, cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be customer-defined? What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Think enterprise. Think C2B2B. Think wireless, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our capacity to streamline. The compelling branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "metrics". It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you drive extensibly then you may also incentivize seamlessly. Without micro-e-commerce, you will lack web-enabled raw bandwidth management management. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be leading-edge, impactful, C2C2C? We will innovate the aptitude of infrastructures to maximize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate fiercely. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The ability to visualize wirelessly leads to the power to generate seamlessly. Think sexy. BuildingLink practically invented the term "efficient, resource-constrained, innovative re-purposing". Think bricks-and-clicks. Think affiliate-based. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also utilize interactively. We have come to know that if you mesh proactively then you may also scale super-interactively. We frequently morph B2C re-purposing compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J2EE. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to reinvent virally. The action-items factor is end-to-end. A company that can expedite courageously will (someday) be able to utilize faithfully. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably embrace client-focused B2C, six-sigma, impactful ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things!