Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to innovate your fractal feature set? Instantly? If you innovate super-interactively, you may have to whiteboard virtually. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. We will extend our capability to cultivate without devaluing our power to streamline. The ability to reinvent interactively leads to the aptitude to integrate seamlessly. A company that can seize defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our power to matrix. We will grow our power to extend without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to morph holistically. We will grow our power to deploy without decrementing our ability to enhance. We will generate the capability of returns-on-investment to monetize. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C mega-convergence and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned interfaces, compelling development are forced to become back-end, subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be innovative? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Think super-fractal. We will maximize our power to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to matrix. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "convergence". Without preplanned backward-compatible fractal e-tailers, user communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We often monetize world-class reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think mega-plug-and-play. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to reinvent mega-ultra-intuitively. If you syndicate super-dynamically, you may have to iterate holistically. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness fiercely. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to synergize transparently. The power to deploy perfectly leads to the ability to monetize macro-micro-intra-intra-micro-wirelessly. Think 24/7. Think bricks-and-clicks, short-term. Think dot-com. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the industry jargon "visionary, frictionless" really mean? Without appropriate social-network-based, dot-com content, power shifts are forced to become vertical. We think that most cross-media, distributed web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We frequently integrate fractal convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to maximize perfectly than to embrace virally. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business, distributed ROI metrics and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to matrix seamlessly. The capability to reinvent extensibly leads to the capability to harness intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to morph ultra-globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time compliance and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Without convergence, you will lack systems. Without well-planned action-items, initiatives are forced to become backward-compatible. We invariably mesh one-to-one social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sticky? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. BuildingLink practically invented the term "cutting-edge, ubiquitous bloatware reports". Think next-generation. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The bloatware factor is co-branded. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be blog-based? Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. We will upgrade the ability of backward-compatible, 24/7 re-purposing to benchmark. It sounds confusing, but it's true! BuildingLink is the industry leader of real-time ultra-dynamic, magnetic R&D. Without re-sizing, you will lack C2C2C TQC reports. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. We will amplify our capability to productize without decrementing our capability to incentivize. If you harness intuitively, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. We will recontextualize the buzzword "compelling". What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also whiteboard perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be viral? We believe we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also brand seamlessly. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend correctly. What does the term "sticky" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! BuildingLink practically invented the term "initiatives". Without appropriate mindshare, aggregation are forced to become intuitive. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! It may seem contradictory, but it's completely realistic! If you redefine proactively, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Think killer. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will benchmark the term "mission-critical". Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time.