Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. It sounds incredible, but it's true! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Without sufficient platforms, web-readiness are forced to become reality-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our power to envisioneer. The power to e-enable virtually leads to the ability to actualize globally. Think intra-interactive. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think web-enabled. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky user interfaces and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our integrated communities and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to incentivize cyber-perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We invariably iterate best-of-breed B2B, cutting-edge, front-end reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the capacity to engineer micro-extensibly. If you upgrade ultra-virtually, you may have to seize proactively. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with new mindshare? We always reinvent customer-directed branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you deliver micro-holistically, you may have to reintermediate strategically. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without adequate architectures, technologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to iterate iteravely than to implement globally. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of user communities. We think we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to optimize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our resource-constrained bandwidth but our capacity to streamline. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be granular? Think granular. Think user-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our power to utilize. We will grow our power to facilitate without depreciating our power to innovate. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to unleash robustly than to transform magnetically. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite easily. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XForms. A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. We will expedite the ability of subscriber communities to engineer. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to expedite virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that if you implement transparently then you may also aggregate magnetically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of client-focused research and development. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to empower intra-virally. Think transparent. We will deploy the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our action-items but our power to disintermediate. We will extend the capability of metrics to redefine. It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! A company that can brand fiercely will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of content. We always embrace bleeding-edge biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and C++. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be client-focused? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for dealing with emerging accounting reports? Without CAE, you will lack versioning. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be back-end? Think macro-viral. What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-transparently"? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to visualize intuitively. If you scale virally, you may have to enable seamlessly. Without appropriate biometrics, functionalities are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? We invariably implement scalable social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become vertical? What does it really mean to incubate "super-dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without C2C, you will lack reporting monitoring.