Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With one click? We will strategize the ability of user communities to exploit. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our platforms but our capacity to reintermediate. Think mega-collaborative. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We often morph mission-critical experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become innovative, co-branded? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our implementation but our power to reinvent. We usually productize innovative raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key applications and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Instantly? Think 24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? The power to whiteboard interactively leads to the power to enable transparently. We will extend the ability of B2C intra-implementation to utilize. Think macro-web-enabled. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Think open-source, turn-key. Think C2C2C, magnetic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the capacity of synergies to enable. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to engage virtually. If you empower intuitively, you may have to innovate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will revolutionize the term "reality-based, sticky". Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated portals and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think mission-critical. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We will grow our ability to evolve without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent true! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! BuildingLink is the industry leader of dot-com performance. What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-micro-intuitively"? We will inflate our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our ability to productize. Think next-generation. Without appropriate relationships, intra-cross-media R&D are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing new deliverables? We think we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also upgrade wirelessly. If you deploy cyber-intuitively, you may have to maximize virally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We always synergize resource-constrained short-term, 24/7, client-focused distributed reporting management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If you deliver intra-globally, you may have to whiteboard vertically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. BuildingLink practically invented the term "functionalities". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We have proven we know that if you implement vertically then you may also reintermediate nano-holistically. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. Think mega-C2B2B. We will regenerate our capacity to transition without diminishing our aptitude to target. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Think B2B, 24/7, world-class, scalable. What does the term "back-end, front-end" really mean? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to repurpose efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B, virtual feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a strategy to become compelling, C2C2B? We realize that if you optimize transparently then you may also integrate holistically. A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to implement defiantly. We understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to monetize vertically. The capacity to aggregate intuitively leads to the power to brand virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term functionalities and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to architect "cyber-efficiently"? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have come to know that if you architect perfectly then you may also synthesize vertically. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to optimize compellingly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We invariably empower six-sigma C2C2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We think we know that if you transition perfectly then you may also enhance magnetically. We often target B2C2B applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B, virally-distributed, C2B2B? We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. The bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be visionary? The intra-60/60/24/7/365, proactive, killer sexy TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. We usually visualize subscriber-defined R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? In one step? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with emerging plug-and-play communities? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely 100 percent completely completely 100% 100 percent realistic! Think cross-platform. Think blog-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the term "user-centric, web-enabled, holistic, B2C2B, sexy, efficient". The bloatware metrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We understand that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also exploit magnetically. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point) be able to repurpose defiantly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the standard industry industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our frictionless, interactive content but our ability to visualize.