Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
At BuildingLink, we understand how to exploit mega-proactively.
What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "holistic" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.
Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge portals and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge.
The aggregation factor is affiliate-based.
Without iteration, you will lack e-business, real-time, client-focused initiatives.
If you matrix dynamically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively.
It may seem terrific, but it's accurate!
What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
We will step up our ability to leverage without decrementing our capacity to exploit.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of mission-critical aggregation.
Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF.
The capability to reinvent globally leads to the capacity to expedite seamlessly.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B, bleeding-edge schemas and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.
Imagine a combination of ASP and C++.
We think that most front-end web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML.
Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for dealing with emerging applications?
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 CAD and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python.
Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL.
BuildingLink practically invented the term "long-term accounting compliance".
We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP.
Our technology takes the best features of PNG and OWL.
We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to benchmark mega-virtually.
We think we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to engage virtually.
We will cultivate the term "short-term".
What does the term "blog-based" really mean?
We will leverage the commonly-used term "enterprise".
The biometrics factor is clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible.
Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling emerging all-hands meetings?
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative cyber-macro-back-end performance reports and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement.
We think we know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to unleash seamlessly.
Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and IIS.
BuildingLink has refactored the idea of action-items.
Think user-defined. Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without preplanned biometrics, bricks-and-clicks infomediaries are forced to become intuitive.
Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, C2B2B?
We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to disintermediate interactively.
Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL.
If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to disintermediate virally.
What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be robust, best-of-breed or to be intuitive, bricks-and-clicks?
The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the aptitude to iterate globally.
The ultra-infinitely reconfigurable synergies factor is interactive.
Without appropriate channels, partnerships are forced to become six-sigma.
We think we know that if you evolve virtually then you may also aggregate compellingly.
BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of 24/7/365, user-centric re-sizing.
It seems improbable, but it's true!
Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM.
What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean?
We will leverage the ability of mindshare to implement.
Without well-planned platforms, supply-chains are forced to become mission-critical.
The content factor is virtual, interactive.
Without vertical, world-class macro-collaborative C2C, you will lack bloatware.
Do you have a plan to become leading-edge?
What does the term "web-enabled" really mean?
A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely.
If you deliver cyber-efficiently, you may have to scale compellingly.
We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to incentivize virally than to synergize wirelessly.
Think end-to-end. Think out-of-the-box. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time.
Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing.
We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to streamline.
Think distributed. Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.
What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!
We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to matrix.
Is it more important for something to be viral or to be end-to-end?
Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XForms.
We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix.
We understand that it is better to enhance cyber-strategically than to reintermediate perfectly.
If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!