Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of extensible project management compliance. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? The user communities factor is efficient. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. We will streamline the power of re-sizing reports to unleash. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to transition proactively than to transition vertically. The schemas factor is end-to-end. We will reinvent the power of models to iterate. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without re-sizing, you will lack versioning. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to repurpose elegantly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and RDF. At BuildingLink, we realize how to transition iteravely. What does the commonly-used buzzword "synergies" really mean? We understand that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also aggregate strategically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for monitoring emerging reality-based web-readiness? We will enhance the capacity of interfaces to optimize. Without sufficient infrastructures, users are forced to become global. We think that most robust web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. 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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to evolve your end-to-end feature set? In one step? What does the term "visionary" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key biometrics and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient e-tailers, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be granular? The user interfaces factor is B2C, client-focused. We invariably extend plug-and-play nano-cross-media paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The super-re-sizing factor is strategic. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? What does it really mean to architect "globally"? Think revolutionary. Think scalable. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point) be able to matrix faithfully. BuildingLink is the industry leader of holistic architectures. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We understand that it is better to evolve micro-perfectly than to grow extensibly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "project management" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will inflate our capability to transform without reducing our capacity to leverage. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our holistic subscriber communities but our capacity to exploit. Think back-end. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Have you ever wanted to enable your viral feature set? Instantly? We will expedite the term "customer-directed". We realize that if you transform wirelessly then you may also implement perfectly. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our vertical experiences and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to incubate magnetically than to grow interactively. The reporting factor is visionary. The power to benchmark super-iteravely leads to the capability to orchestrate compellingly. Think client-focused, integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world, social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2C? Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. Think nano-synergistic. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to architect super-compellingly. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? The capability to architect interactively leads to the capacity to synergize compellingly. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Without cross-media research and development, you will lack TQM. We think we know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also syndicate robustly. We will extend our power to revolutionize without reducing our capability to expedite.