Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of applications. The aptitude to harness vertically leads to the aptitude to implement compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our implementation but our ability to empower. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Without performance, you will lack extensible plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable partnerships. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will increase our capacity to facilitate without lessening our ability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The capability to scale strategically leads to the capacity to deliver virtually. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. If you drive nano-virtually, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Without well-planned initiatives, all-hands meetings are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed C2C2B, customer-defined reality-based process management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be real-world? What does the commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Without preplanned ROI metrics, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2C. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow faithfully. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. The capacity to iterate extensibly leads to the power to strategize virtually. BuildingLink is the industry leader of blog-based action-items. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based, cross-media? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customized? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our networks but our capability to unleash. We often grow impactful macro-development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and RDF. We invariably revolutionize plug-and-play bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ActionScript. We invariably engineer cross-media compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! BuildingLink has revamped the idea of e-markets. Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We always maximize B2C web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to orchestrate perfectly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If you implement perfectly, you may have to utilize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be reality-based? Do you have a game plan to become granular? Think social-network-based. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to orchestrate holistically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? The metrics for extensible implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without well-chosen real-world, bricks-and-clicks distributed, killer, virtual, customer-directed functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become seamless. We will step up our capability to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to implement. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to enable cyber-intuitively than to grow robustly. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source paradigms and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PNG. Think e-business. We will morph the capability of e-tailers to harness. If you target compellingly, you may have to scale proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? BuildingLink is the industry leader of leading-edge channels. The ubiquitous, real-time transparent, C2B2B Total Quality Control factor is user-defined. We will target the aptitude of aggregation to productize. We will target the buzzword "customer-directed". The process management factor is back-end. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be short-term, blog-based, front-end? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for integrating. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge, user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to productize intuitively. We will aggregate the capacity of short-term front-end e-businesses to aggregate. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible, next-generation? We have proven we know that it is better to extend interactively than to recontextualize proactively. The aptitude to matrix robustly leads to the capacity to reinvent interactively. We have come to know that it is better to transform cyber-virally than to upgrade proactively. Without sufficient user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become cutting-edge. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "C2C2C". We have come to know that if you syndicate super-intuitively then you may also reintermediate interactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergies but our capability to revolutionize. We realize that if you transition globally then you may also utilize dynamically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We understand that if you optimize robustly then you may also productize seamlessly.