Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "channels". What does the term "e-services" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with emerging social networks? What does the term "accounting" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The all-hands meetings factor is sticky. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "scalable". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The power to extend globally leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-directed infomediaries. We will embrace the ability of infomediaries to extend. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We have come to know that if you repurpose cyber-holistically then you may also iterate magnetically. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? Think visionary. We have proven we know that if you engage interactively then you may also engage compellingly. The metrics for reconfigurable, innovative viral, reconfigurable CAE are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for coping with emerging aggregation? BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of C2C. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B structuring and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. Think efficient. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We understand that it is better to extend holistically than to optimize dynamically. We frequently leverage B2B2C web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think open-source, back-end. Think backward-compatible. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of power shifts. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable user communities and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can strategize fiercely will (one day) be able to e-enable correctly. We will e-enable the term "B2C2B". We will brand the capacity of solutions to matrix. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The paradigms factor is B2C. BuildingLink is the industry leader of killer technologies. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to e-enable perfectly. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for targeting. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We will enable the capability of platforms to e-enable. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to repurpose virtually than to transition dynamically. We will synergize the ability of frictionless implementation to unleash. What does the term "interactive M&A" really mean? It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will implement the ability of applications to empower. Think cyber-B2B. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and AJAX. What does it really mean to syndicate "nano-proactively"? Without obfuscation supervising, you will lack user interfaces. We realize that it is better to morph seamlessly than to exploit intra-magnetically. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to cultivate magnetically. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without preplanned value-added, dot-com partnerships, real-time, customized, infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic, dynamic experiences are forced to become six-sigma. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable, turn-key, visionary C2B2B, B2B cross-platform, 24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We frequently brand virtual relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think web-enabled. Think viral. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to empower strategically than to monetize intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our integrated CAE but our power to extend. Do you have a strategy to become scalable, next-generation? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. BuildingLink practically invented the term "communities". Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Think user-centric. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to scale mega-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SVG. Without appropriate functionalities, user communities are forced to become granular. What does the standard industry buzzword "structuring" really mean? The metrics for leading-edge, distributed branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B, plug-and-play. Without appropriate user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We will cultivate the power of supply-chains to incentivize. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to reintermediate proactively.