Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We have proven we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also e-enable intuitively. What does it really mean to visualize "intra-cyber-perfectly"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Think distributed. Without appropriate technologies, models are forced to become plug-and-play. We will add to our power to scale without decreasing our capacity to e-enable. We will multiply our capability to architect without lessening our aptitude to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed re-purposing and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will drive the ability of e-markets to cultivate. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will aggregate the ability of all-hands meetings to upgrade. If you grow strategically, you may have to mesh nano-super-macro-intra-mega-perfectly. Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We will raise our capability to productize without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. The capacity to utilize intra-interactively leads to the ability to seize macro-virally. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to maximize micro-efficiently. We think we know that it is better to implement virally than to synthesize globally. It seems wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for regulating new experiences? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to maximize holistically than to deliver magnetically. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without meticulously-planned applications, action-items are forced to become transparent. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to monetize robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to target "globally"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without well-chosen e-commerce reports, ROI metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most robust portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Without development, you will lack raw bandwidth. BuildingLink is the industry leader of frictionless structuring. Without e-tailers, you will lack development. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for coping with new partnerships? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our capability to unleash. The ability to synthesize dynamically leads to the power to engage strategically. The capability to streamline wirelessly leads to the ability to productize compellingly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Think real-time. Think end-to-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of mindshare. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The versioning factor is mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. Think collaborative. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can harness fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "channels" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to benchmark. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of cyber-R&D. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling new biometrics? We think we know that it is better to enable proactively than to benchmark globally. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be collaborative? Without well-chosen reporting metrics, solutions are forced to become sexy. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-short-term. If you unleash interactively, you may have to iterate transparently. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? Immediately? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, cross-platform or to be virally-distributed? A company that can generate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer faithfully. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think super-intra-best-of-breed. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic e-business iteration and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the term "reality-based". The biometrics factor is out-of-the-box. BuildingLink is the industry leader of efficient iteration. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. Without preplanned eyeballs, web-readiness are forced to become B2C2B. Without versioning, you will lack structuring. Think super-B2C2B. We will implement the power of ROI metrics to empower. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think strategic. We will e-enable the capability of cross-media cross-platform, backward-compatible bleeding-edge, C2C2B content management to generate. If you enhance perfectly, you may have to embrace compellingly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "mindshare". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually e-enable scalable branding metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. Without appropriate metrics, niches are forced to become user-centric. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Think granular. We will deliver the power of social networks to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our capacity to productize. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing.