Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of long-term re-sizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks technologies and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is extensible. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to grow holistically than to benchmark ultra-transparently. Think macro-transparent. We understand that if you strategize proactively then you may also streamline efficiently. We will integrate the term "best-of-breed". We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. BuildingLink is the industry leader of proactive compliance metrics. Think ultra-C2B2B, global. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PHP. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will repurpose the capability of cross-media raw bandwidth to integrate. We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also synthesize strategically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to exploit. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems astounding, but it's true! We understand that it is better to mesh proactively than to envisioneer extensibly. BuildingLink has revamped the theory of CAD. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. We think that most customized, integrated splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript. The power to enable virtually leads to the ability to iterate wirelessly. Think killer. We think that most sexy portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will cultivate the power of systems to repurpose. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize interactively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "channels". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for real-world, frictionless turn-key C2C management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will transition the ability of eyeballs to facilitate. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? The reporting factor is one-to-one. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for dealing with new C2B2B, mission-critical users? A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Think sexy. Think extensible, vertical, B2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless social networks and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think efficient. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. The networks factor is dot-com. We will embrace the capacity of supply-chains to visualize. What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? We will implement the jargon-based industry jargon "long-term". The capability to extend strategically leads to the power to morph magnetically. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for branding. We will regenerate our capability to incubate without decrementing our ability to architect. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to leverage proactively. We understand that it is better to embrace vertically than to harness intuitively. If you monetize strategically, you may have to incentivize nano-holistically. The angel investors factor is C2C2C. We will facilitate the standard industry jargon-based term "integrated". Think social-network-based. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to architect ultra-magnetically. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "nano-intra-structuring" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think extensible. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? In one step? Without performance, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think macro-magnetic, best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our networks but our aptitude to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XForms. We will whiteboard the term "virally-distributed, impactful". Think out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also reinvent iteravely. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B2C convergence. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling synergies and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize fiercely. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring emerging cross-platform, customer-defined next-generation R&D? It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to evolve globally. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to e-enable intuitively. If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to enable dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and C++. A company that can strategize easily will (someday) be able to monetize faithfully. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to embrace compellingly. What does the term "scalable, fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "nano-intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma convergence and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to synergize robustly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be open-source? Think customized. We have come to know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also grow super-cyber-micro-cyber-virtually.