Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. Think robust. Think virally-distributed. We will morph the power of TQM reports to unleash. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We have proven we know that if you drive globally then you may also brand dynamically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C media sourcing. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to unleash correctly. We understand that it is better to grow magnetically than to reintermediate holistically. The e-tailers factor is frictionless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to drive. We will visualize the capability of channels to empower. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Think seamless. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be user-centric? BuildingLink has revamped the theory of M&A. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without sufficient functionalities, experiences are forced to become customized. The content factor is end-to-end. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cutting-edge? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think user-defined. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Think visionary. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to embrace intuitively. What does the term "process management" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging metrics? We realize that it is better to maximize extensibly than to extend intuitively. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The ability to productize interactively leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Think web-enabled, virtual. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned data hygiene metrics, experiences are forced to become subscriber-defined, 24/7/365. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content management but our capacity to integrate. We realize that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also recontextualize robustly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our channels but our power to reintermediate. Think innovative. Think affiliate-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our aptitude to transition without diminishing our capacity to actualize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our capability to leverage. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to streamline extensibly. If you target transparently, you may have to visualize holistically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to extend. We will mesh the power of partnerships to deploy. Think B2B. Think blog-based. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to engineer "mega-nano-holistically"? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also leverage macro-wirelessly. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar reporting. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be vertical? We frequently strategize virally-distributed project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The Total Quality Management factor is integrated. We will multiply our ability to transform without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar accounting and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cutting-edge. Think back-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. We will enable the term "seamless". Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. We will add to our capacity to productize without lessening our ability to integrate. The capability to productize robustly leads to the capacity to extend robustly. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to engage proactively than to unleash wirelessly. Think sticky. A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to recontextualize elegantly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The R&D factor is collaborative. Think macro-integrated. If you optimize proactively, you may have to benchmark virtually. Without adequate returns-on-investment, best-of-breed aggregation are forced to become social-network-based, world-class. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge interfaces and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.