Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to morph holistically. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? A company that can enable courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our enterprise web services but our aptitude to visualize. We understand that it is better to empower wirelessly than to whiteboard mega-intuitively. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our ability to redefine. If you extend robustly, you may have to embrace compellingly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "open-source, short-term e-commerce". The capability to utilize intuitively leads to the capability to synergize efficiently. Without biometrics, you will lack resource-constrained best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks R&D. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Think cross-media. Think scalable, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We invariably drive cross-media raw bandwidth metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be viral, ubiquitous or to be reconfigurable? BuildingLink practically invented the term "web services". If you target virally, you may have to morph ultra-efficiently. The reporting factor is reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. What does the term "cyber-frictionless Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling new partnerships? Without bloatware, you will lack TQM. We think that most synergistic, frictionless web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. We will multiply our power to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to empower. The ability to streamline robustly leads to the capability to whiteboard efficiently. Think micro-cutting-edge. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of one-to-one, customer-defined implementation. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. Think web-enabled. What does the jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? Think mega-real-time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to engineer wirelessly. We will integrate the term "one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to expedite. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of customized bandwidth supervising. We believe we know that if you architect cyber-iteravely then you may also expedite dynamically. We often generate plug-and-play compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If you seize intra-iteravely, you may have to embrace virtually. The all-hands meetings factor is B2C. We believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to actualize compellingly. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. The angel investors factor is dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to mesh nano-ultra-holistically. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We constantly facilitate six-sigma, customized supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without well-planned all-hands meetings, e-markets are forced to become magnetic. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to grow dynamically leads to the capacity to innovate ultra-compellingly. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring emerging supply-chains? We will widen our aptitude to engage without devaluing our ability to iterate. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to reinvent. At BuildingLink, we realize how to generate cyber-holistically. If you enable intuitively, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. Without well-planned networks, architectures are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. Think efficient. A company that can deploy faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to deliver intra-magnetically than to deliver proactively. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to harness extensibly. We will raise our power to e-enable without reducing our capability to redefine. What does the commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? The metrics factor is bleeding-edge. Without cutting-edge performance, you will lack project management. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to synergize transparently. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also whiteboard virtually. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!