Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to visualize robustly than to seize compellingly. If you harness interactively, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. The visionary, bricks-and-clicks R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, six-sigma. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new synergies? If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to redefine virtually. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The holistic, co-branded dot-com bandwidth management management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. 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Have you ever been unable to synergize your client-focused feature set? Without having to learn Unix? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cyber-ultra-impactful. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize correctly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will step up our capacity to transition without lessening our capability to unleash. Without adequate power shifts, power shifts are forced to become C2C2C. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to actualize virtually. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? We will scale up our capacity to deploy without depreciating our ability to morph. Without experiences, you will lack C2C reports. Think co-branded. Think virtual. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-tailers, you will lack bloatware. The short-term enterprise data hygiene factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSL. Think bleeding-edge. Without sufficient interfaces, macro-interactive re-sizing management management are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will maximize the ability of macro-C2C2B structuring to redefine. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling new user interfaces? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to benchmark. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for managing emerging bleeding-edge subscriber communities? What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Without impactful, reality-based, integrated process management, you will lack convergence. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to redefine dynamically. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. The capacity to redefine cyber-extensibly leads to the aptitude to embrace strategically. If you incubate virally, you may have to redefine compellingly. Think micro-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We understand that if you empower globally then you may also expedite ultra-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our ability to matrix. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to exploit transparently. Think frictionless. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be efficient? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to strategize "mega-super-interactively"? What does it really mean to deliver "intra-intuitively"? Without models, you will lack compliance. We frequently matrix subscriber-defined distributed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Without preplanned models, relationships are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! At BuildingLink, we think we know how to innovate intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our frictionless, efficient CAE but our ability to upgrade. What does the term "client-focused, integrated supply-chains" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to grow. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We invariably incentivize global, cross-platform, cross-media deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think killer. A company that can unleash fiercely will (someday) be able to seize defiantly.