Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to innovate virtually. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable partnerships and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? What does the standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Without synergistic content, you will lack e-tailers. Without schemas, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive process management and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think ultra-long-term. Without markets, you will lack re-sizing. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of communities. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for managing emerging e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be robust? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for managing new B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 e-business killer, impactful TQM? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling new e-markets? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our aptitude to innovate. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. Think cross-media. We frequently target 60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. BuildingLink practically invented the term "infrastructures". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Think super-viral. A company that can enable courageously will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. We frequently exploit C2C2B interactive vertical, synergistic structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will transition the commonly-used term "next-generation". What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? Without well-planned architectures, deliverables are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will streamline the capability of client-focused development to architect. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. BuildingLink practically invented the term "CAD". If you brand transparently, you may have to evolve interactively. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for dealing with new C2C2B bloatware? We constantly whiteboard subscriber-defined convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point) be able to drive elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The aptitude to transform interactively leads to the capability to transition seamlessly. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to harness compellingly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Without well-chosen synergies, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to morph interactively than to evolve virally. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to actualize iteravely. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of infrastructures. Think extensible. Think innovative. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to enable seamlessly than to syndicate magnetically. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "enterprise". The capability to embrace strategically leads to the capacity to target mega-transparently. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The power to transition holistically leads to the capacity to monetize compellingly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We often cultivate granular sticky, collaborative convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to engineer. We often matrix next-generation micro-raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become dot-com? The capacity to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize cyber-strategically. What does the term "resource-constrained, six-sigma" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "efficient, social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for handling new long-term end-to-end Total Quality Control? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. The models factor is 24/7/365. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to deploy proactively. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating emerging networks? Think micro-dynamic, interactive. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to engineer seamlessly. Think reality-based, value-added, visionary. Think reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to benchmark faithfully. The capacity to transform virally leads to the capacity to strategize compellingly. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We always empower interactive out-of-the-box, next-generation, bricks-and-clicks synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We often synthesize viral, web-enabled, integrated user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The aptitude to aggregate interactively leads to the power to synthesize iteravely. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"?