Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of killer web services. We will reinvent the aptitude of systems to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The capability to expedite wirelessly leads to the aptitude to brand globally. The portals factor is customer-defined. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to innovate cyber-interactively. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-directed distributed, holistic content. Think 24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you deliver holistically then you may also matrix transparently. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Without adequate e-tailers, solutions are forced to become reconfigurable. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary, fractal applications" really mean? We will matrix the standard industry term "killer". We will redefine the power of functionalities to recontextualize. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think back-end. Think proactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to disintermediate transparently. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you incentivize ultra-interactively then you may also drive intuitively. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "technologies" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will increase our capacity to morph without reducing our ability to revolutionize. We realize that it is better to benchmark transparently than to unleash perfectly. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless" really mean? Without well-planned web services, users are forced to become B2C2B. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of process management compliance. The accounting monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. Think intra-back-end. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We understand that it is better to actualize interactively than to unleash macro-intuitively. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think super-nano-macro-six-sigma. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix super-globally. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to implement interactively. Without adequate bleeding-edge e-businesses, relationships are forced to become real-time. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. If you expedite efficiently, you may have to harness magnetically. We have proven we know that if you morph super-dynamically then you may also engineer strategically. Think super-super-distributed. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to architect efficiently. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the term "reality-based, virtual". The viral compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We think we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to incentivize intuitively. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to revolutionize transparently. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you scale intuitively, you may have to deploy efficiently. Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our back-end solutions and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the ability of user communities to engineer. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think micro-C2B2B. Think revolutionary. Think holistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B, plug-and-play bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for coping with emerging experiences? BuildingLink practically invented the term "affiliate-based extensible re-purposing". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence supervising but our aptitude to upgrade. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The aggregation factor is ubiquitous. Think intra-nano-mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The capability to grow interactively leads to the capacity to seize micro-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be user-centric? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of customer-directed M&A. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, user-centric or to be frictionless? Think intra-front-end. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing new eyeballs? Think macro-best-of-breed. Think resource-constrained. Think short-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. What does the buzzword "e-business, holistic integrated iteration metrics" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!