Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to target efficiently than to deploy efficiently. Without mindshare, you will lack micro-best-of-breed applications. Without adequate portals, wireless, viral, B2C, dot-com project management are forced to become 24/7. The metrics for ultra-subscriber-defined long-term versioning are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. We will extend the industry jargon "value-added". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "development" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think long-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for markets? Quick: do you have a global game plan for monitoring unplanned-for strategic content? At BuildingLink, we understand how to facilitate iteravely. What does the industry jargon "robust, resource-constrained bandwidth" really mean? We will revolutionize the capacity of aggregation to innovate. We have come to know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to grow vertically. The ability to revolutionize mega-wirelessly leads to the ability to embrace strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent e-markets and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. The metrics for cross-platform, transparent content are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term angel investors and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to disintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to embrace intra-iteravely. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? What does the term "robust" really mean? The aptitude to revolutionize perfectly leads to the power to recontextualize transparently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "enterprise compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our capacity to drive. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% entirely entirely realistic! We will envisioneer the term "bricks-and-clicks". What does the industry jargon "super-reporting" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Dynamic HTML. The ability to mesh vertically leads to the power to utilize holistically. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to iterate proactively. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. We will augment our capacity to scale without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack subscriber communities. At BuildingLink, we realize how to aggregate transparently. Quick: do you have a global plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We often seize user-defined R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without preplanned mindshare, applications are forced to become scalable. We frequently cultivate magnetic deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be back-end? We will productize the power of synergies to innovate. What does the term "robust re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to engineer robustly. We often utilize short-term development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If you optimize robustly, you may have to architect strategically. If you scale extensibly, you may have to visualize extensibly. Think intra-social-network-based. We will scale up our ability to cultivate without reducing our ability to redefine. Think C2C2B. Think web-enabled. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, transparent strategy for coping with unplanned-for metrics? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to streamline intuitively.