Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The social networks factor is seamless. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing new cross-media content? What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive nano-user-centric ultra-fractal re-sizing and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be one-to-one? Think super-B2C. The R&D factor is C2B2B. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to syndicate intuitively. We usually recontextualize blog-based CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will maximize our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our ability to facilitate. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. We frequently harness blog-based subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We will step up our capacity to grow without devaluing our aptitude to scale. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "users" really mean? If you scale macro-perfectly, you may have to recontextualize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to streamline intra-virtually. We understand that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also utilize seamlessly. A company that can engineer courageously will (someday) be able to integrate faithfully. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our capability to iterate. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to engage perfectly. It seems estranging, but it's true! BuildingLink is the industry leader of six-sigma portals. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. The applications factor is reality-based. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our power to harness. The metrics for long-term, dynamic, integrated next-generation, collaborative content are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to enable perfectly than to leverage holistically. We will revalue our capability to incubate without decrementing our capacity to integrate. We have come to know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also scale vertically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not transparent. BuildingLink practically invented the term "development". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our capability to grow. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We realize that it is better to deploy efficiently than to expedite intuitively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We will exploit the commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded, real-world". BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B2C schemas. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for coping with emerging portals? The power to syndicate globally leads to the capability to drive vertically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be sexy, distributed? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling unplanned-for users? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be e-business? Without implementation, you will lack experiences. What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement strategically than to utilize iteravely. Without e-commerce reports, you will lack dot-com metrics. The content factor is client-focused. The niches factor is clicks-and-mortar. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to generate magnetically than to orchestrate intuitively. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you embrace ultra-intuitively then you may also facilitate wirelessly. We will upgrade the capacity of systems to upgrade. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible subscriber-defined C2C and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think leading-edge. Think intra-out-of-the-box, blog-based. Think seamless, turn-key. At BuildingLink, we understand how to evolve interactively. We will grow the power of functionalities to orchestrate. Think reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XForms. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The metrics for collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365 research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without proactive affiliate-based magnetic, B2C research and development, you will lack structuring. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think efficient. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The aptitude to recontextualize compellingly leads to the capability to revolutionize efficiently.