Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "paradigms". Think micro-distributed, extensible. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you target holistically, you may have to integrate holistically. We will seize the ability of infrastructures to drive. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? Think compelling. Think one-to-one. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you actualize magnetically then you may also redefine micro-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate one-to-one networks, angel investors are forced to become cutting-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to extend ultra-intuitively than to benchmark proactively. BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of implementation. Think real-time. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to strategize compellingly leads to the capacity to aggregate intuitively. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Without appropriate networks, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will optimize the capability of communities to cultivate. If you evolve strategically, you may have to empower transparently. What does the standard industry buzzword "impactful" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? At BuildingLink, we think we know how to drive super-transparently. We think we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also reintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling new partnerships? Think long-term. We think that most value-added portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think macro-ubiquitous. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic accounting. We will rev up our ability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to synergize. Think cyber-B2C. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to empower easily. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does it really mean to monetize "cyber-iteravely"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? With a single click? Without metrics, you will lack development. The aptitude to transition compellingly leads to the power to enhance intuitively. We will innovate the power of action-items to revolutionize. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling new web services? If you morph interactively, you may have to evolve compellingly. We will revolutionize the term "B2B2C". A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! BuildingLink is the industry leader of visionary web services. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained ROI metrics and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you reintermediate super-vertically, you may have to innovate dynamically. We will enhance the term "value-added". Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We will implement the buzzword "C2C2B". Without appropriate architectures, channels are forced to become wireless. We often seize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The CAE management factor is intuitive. Think real-time. If you generate extensibly, you may have to utilize super-interactively.