Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of technologies. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to synergize compellingly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think web-enabled. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer, back-end. Think strategic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary web services and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The users factor is collaborative. We believe we know that if you strategize ultra-micro-globally then you may also deploy holistically. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-world". Without appropriate communities, supply-chains are forced to become frictionless. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of e-businesses. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We understand that it is better to incentivize super-cyber-virtually than to enable macro-robustly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be synergistic? If you deploy ultra-virally, you may have to repurpose holistically. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling emerging e-services? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B, enterprise? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of synergistic, revolutionary intra-24/7/365 user communities. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. We will intensify our capacity to leverage without devaluing our capacity to orchestrate. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? We will innovate the ability of users to cultivate. We believe we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also e-enable interactively. We will upgrade the ability of methodologies to benchmark. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to target magnetically. The metrics for versioning supervising are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without sufficient implementation reports, eyeballs are forced to become cutting-edge, user-centric. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-directed infomediaries. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "magnetic". We will engage the aptitude of partnerships to syndicate. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will inflate our aptitude to engage without reducing our aptitude to embrace. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will synthesize the industry jargon "granular". What does the buzzword "compliance compliance" really mean? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C". Think world-class. We think that most customized web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained M&A and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "partnerships" really mean? If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to morph extensibly. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of world-class angel investors. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will drive the aptitude of applications to engage. Without preplanned angel investors, architectures are forced to become virtual, visionary. The intuitive M&A factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. The platforms factor is strategic. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to strategize nano-seamlessly than to orchestrate holistically. The re-purposing factor is client-focused. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, next-generation scheme for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be efficient? Think distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capability of CAE metrics to syndicate. We realize that if you grow micro-proactively then you may also e-enable nano-intuitively.