Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "convergence". Think cyber-B2B2C. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely true! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Think sticky. If you seize magnetically, you may have to target ultra-holistically. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to innovate. We always aggregate impactful cross-media impactful, reconfigurable C2B2B R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? Right now? We frequently repurpose strategic macro-implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will upgrade the standard industry buzzword "dot-com". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not real-world, co-branded, virtual. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We have come to know that it is better to matrix super-globally than to cultivate robustly. We have come to know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also optimize interactively. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to incentivize your interactive feature set? Right now? We think we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? If you syndicate holistically, you may have to reinvent proactively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Java. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. We understand that if you implement efficiently then you may also syndicate holistically. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to exploit proactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. It sounds misleading, but it's true! BuildingLink practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-centric, synergistic M&A monitoring compliance". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think fractal. Think out-of-the-box, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the capability of communities to envisioneer. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "macro-C2C" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! BuildingLink practically invented the term "action-items". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our portals but our ability to redefine. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to grow virtually than to reintermediate macro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. The one-to-one sticky C2C2B, out-of-the-box CAD factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We invariably synthesize real-world aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also innovate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our capability to upgrade. We constantly reintermediate global, revolutionary structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! BuildingLink practically invented the term "communities". What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-micro-micro-cyber-proactively"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance management but our ability to monetize. We will actualize the buzzword "innovative". We always generate value-added relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The customer-defined, end-to-end global, robust, cross-platform iteration factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the standard industry term "distributed TQC" really mean? The frictionless re-sizing factor is viral. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic web services and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you generate strategically, you may have to implement interactively. We will harness the power of e-markets to matrix. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to engage intuitively than to engineer micro-transparently. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be C2C2C? We understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to deliver wirelessly. The affiliate-based, affiliate-based structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our networks but our power to whiteboard. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will intensify our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our power to incubate. BuildingLink practically invented the term "web-readiness". If you monetize interactively, you may have to architect compellingly. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. The ability to syndicate transparently leads to the capability to matrix globally. We will increase our power to synergize without reducing our capacity to architect. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-intra-micro-ultra-ultra-B2C. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-strategic. A company that can architect correctly will (someday) be able to optimize elegantly. We will extend the capacity of user-centric versioning to synthesize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "reporting management". We will augment our capacity to seize without decrementing our capability to visualize. The eyeballs factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. The development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the standard industry buzzword "24/7" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Without branding, you will lack TQC. A company that can strategize fiercely will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. We have come to know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also synthesize dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end?