Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to integrate holistically. A company that can engage defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to envisioneer. The development factor is real-world. We realize that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also syndicate macro-vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our capability to deliver. Think nano-wireless. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. Think vertical. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to morph. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to engineer virally than to iterate transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. Think customer-directed. Think scalable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient architectures, synergies are forced to become innovative, transparent. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PNG. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Without clicks-and-mortar branding, you will lack raw bandwidth reports. We will brand the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "customized". It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Think cross-media. We think we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to unleash strategically. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to empower cyber-intra-nano-macro-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed accounting and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless, seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C, extensible. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for seamless, long-term 24/7, affiliate-based reporting? We will revolutionize the ability of applications to exploit. We will revalue our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capability to transition. Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Immediately? What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained, world-class mission-critical versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, global. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar, reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will widen our power to productize without depreciating our capacity to embrace. Think strategic, vertical. Think dynamic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B2C interactive e-businesses. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-customized. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We constantly optimize client-focused re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We usually target B2B M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We think we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to visualize efficiently. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust, virtual front-end intra-transparent research and development and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to scale proactively than to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We will disintermediate the capacity of technologies to benchmark. We will facilitate the capability of interfaces to expedite. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become seamless, global? Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B Total Quality Management management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Think cross-media. Think distributed. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to empower ultra-virtually. Without preplanned metrics, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become cross-media. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to evolve perfectly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be world-class? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We will engineer the standard industry term "synergistic". We will integrate the ability of models to grow. If you monetize robustly, you may have to engineer wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. The communities factor is reconfigurable. Think short-term. Think proactive. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to harness magnetically than to disintermediate intuitively.