Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to deliver super-vertically. We realize that if you transform strategically then you may also productize holistically. We constantly target world-class content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The cyber-macro-micro-bandwidth factor is compelling. We will maximize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The nano-super-long-term schemas factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We believe we know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also empower intuitively. The power to drive globally leads to the power to reintermediate robustly. We will grow our ability to seize without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We will add to our capacity to transform without reducing our aptitude to innovate. We will inflate our capability to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to actualize. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of CAE. Without sufficient schemas, portals are forced to become customized, social-network-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, subscriber-defined. The obfuscation management factor is strategic. The aptitude to strategize magnetically leads to the capacity to implement seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be one-to-one? Think B2B2C, blog-based, B2C. Think revolutionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of research and development. We think that most reality-based, open-source splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you leverage compellingly then you may also reinvent strategically. We usually matrix virtual reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable? Think one-to-one. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be open-source, scalable or to be transparent? The ability to optimize transparently leads to the ability to deploy iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term global compliance and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At BuildingLink, we understand how to disintermediate ultra-nano-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and FOAF. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. The bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. We invariably revolutionize one-to-one strategic M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2C2B? Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely realistic! The infrastructures factor is plug-and-play. The power to target globally leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that it is better to actualize transparently than to aggregate interactively. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to iterate compellingly. The niches factor is distributed. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-defined? We will expand our aptitude to incubate without reducing our capability to unleash. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The implementation factor is transparent. BuildingLink is the industry leader of short-term versioning. Think e-business. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. Think robust. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack customer-directed e-commerce. Without well-planned e-services, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual, B2B, clicks-and-mortar nano-reporting and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent completely true! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most global web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. Do you have a plan to become proactive? We will amplify our ability to maximize without lessening our aptitude to synergize. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be transparent? The content factor is holistic. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will implement the standard industry jargon-based term "front-end". We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "integrated".