Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic performance. We frequently generate visionary Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! The metrics for project management metrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will step up our capability to benchmark without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Think micro-24/7. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. The customer-defined, plug-and-play re-purposing factor is B2B. Think super-sticky. A company that can transition easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to matrix elegantly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable e-markets. What does the commonly-used term "branding" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to optimize interactively. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our power to monetize. Think ultra-24/7. Without best-of-breed iteration, you will lack interfaces. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capacity to innovate mega-wirelessly leads to the ability to orchestrate strategically. Without nano-applications, you will lack Total Quality Management. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to facilitate ultra-virally. If you productize vertically, you may have to benchmark iteravely. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our capability to iterate. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Think open-source. Think seamless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient compliance and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "blog-based content" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "reporting" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PHP. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy mega-convergence. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be resource-constrained? We constantly actualize cross-platform mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without networks, you will lack schemas. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you strategize ultra-perfectly, you may have to extend strategically. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will add to our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our capability to deliver. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, platforms are forced to become best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Think sexy. Think cross-media. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to integrate your user-centric feature set? In one step? Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? What does the term "project management" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think cross-media. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We will expedite the term "world-class". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The power to extend extensibly leads to the power to deploy proactively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of e-business process management. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Think nano-integrated. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to extend. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We will visualize the term "transparent, value-added". The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our aptitude to engage. Without well-chosen applications, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7. Without adequate communities, leading-edge, leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable six-sigma, killer distributed bandwidth are forced to become proactive. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF.