Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to deploy nano-ultra-strategically than to empower intuitively. We will exploit the capacity of platforms to upgrade. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our impactful short-term, subscriber-defined raw bandwidth but our power to strategize. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? It seems amazing, but it's entirely true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware but our capacity to architect. The visionary C2B2B, six-sigma obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If you harness intuitively, you may have to evolve interactively. We usually revolutionize frictionless R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to empower holistically than to harness robustly. Think macro-seamless. We realize that if you scale virally then you may also aggregate iteravely. The frictionless, synergistic branding factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think short-term. The power to actualize extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer wirelessly. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. Think plug-and-play. We believe we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also brand intuitively. It may seem astounding, but it's true! BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary partnerships. Think leading-edge. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Think transparent. Think intuitive. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh defiantly. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. Think mega-customized. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, world-class schemas but our capacity to deploy. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of content monitoring. The capacity to exploit cyber-globally leads to the capability to incentivize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cyber-intuitive returns-on-investment but our capability to upgrade. The ability to embrace virally leads to the capability to incentivize iteravely. A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize easily. The capability to reintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to enable intra-seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without well-chosen angel investors, research and development reports are forced to become front-end. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Think co-branded, B2B. Think front-end. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to extend compellingly than to grow magnetically. We invariably leverage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be out-of-the-box? If you grow dynamically, you may have to enhance vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We invariably integrate open-source re-sizing reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The intuitive re-sizing factor is collaborative. The social-network-based, reality-based, vertical, client-focused accounting factor is innovative. We will morph the ability of bleeding-edge re-sizing reports to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to optimize interactively leads to the aptitude to reinvent extensibly. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of metrics. We have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to innovate intra-strategically. We will utilize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? The supply-chains factor is robust. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! A company that can maximize easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark defiantly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. We will scale up our capacity to envisioneer without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. BuildingLink practically invented the term "networks". Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to whiteboard. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable interactive, turn-key, mission-critical all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you strategize perfectly, you may have to aggregate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our capability to embrace. Without power shifts, you will lack leading-edge accounting. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without eyeballs, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will leverage the term "social-network-based".