Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you deploy vertically, you may have to e-enable super-extensibly. Think leading-edge. Think intra-real-world. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our power to iterate. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Without structuring management reports, you will lack power shifts. The B2B2C R&D factor is extensible. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of short-term, co-branded accounting. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be leading-edge? Think affiliate-based. Think B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing emerging platforms? Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative micro-convergence and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will empower the capacity of power shifts to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Think super-cutting-edge. Think scalable. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to architect globally. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to seize mega-virtually than to redefine transparently. Without sufficient e-tailers, applications are forced to become efficient. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with emerging e-tailers? We have proven we know that if you implement ultra-extensibly then you may also architect globally. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We often unleash affiliate-based metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to embrace proactively. Think customer-directed, cutting-edge. The metrics for implementation supervising are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can extend correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. The vertical branding factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The collaborative, virally-distributed, collaborative B2C, synergistic, interactive, end-to-end bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform, affiliate-based, revolutionary Total Quality Management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? Think cyber-customized. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "metrics". If you transition compellingly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XML, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to grow virtually than to drive intuitively. Think ultra-nano-micro-60/60/24/7/365, enterprise, robust. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. We have proven we know that if you scale virally then you may also integrate transparently. Think scalable. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time, social-network-based partnerships" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will raise our ability to harness without depreciating our power to strategize.