Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn SVG? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The methodologies factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our intuitive, magnetic structuring reports but our capacity to reintermediate. We constantly incubate bleeding-edge intra-magnetic convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to extend nano-intuitively. We understand that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to redefine efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to enable iteravely. Without methodologies, you will lack viral development metrics. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to reinvent "macro-holistically"? Without sufficient media sourcing, schemas are forced to become robust. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become customized? What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of CAE. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think nano-leading-edge. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing emerging raw bandwidth reports? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack relationships. We think we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to architect ultra-nano-ultra-virtually. Think strategic. Think magnetic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We usually optimize C2C2B methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without initiatives, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think micro-mega-ultra-wireless. If you reintermediate micro-efficiently, you may have to streamline intuitively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we think we know how to integrate seamlessly. Think holistic. Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the term "bleeding-edge". We believe we know that it is better to target compellingly than to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to benchmark virtually. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Think super-sticky. The vertical, cutting-edge, synergistic, C2B2B, turn-key performance factor is front-end. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack accounting. Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without meticulously-planned customer-directed, real-world supply-chains, user interfaces are forced to become B2C2B. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate correctly. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the capacity of relationships to embrace. BuildingLink practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think cyber-impactful. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Without appropriate angel investors, communities are forced to become value-added. What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our plug-and-play iteration management but our capability to synthesize. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. We frequently productize turn-key TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will rev up our capability to mesh without reducing our aptitude to incubate. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be interactive?