Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to engineer efficiently. We have proven we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also scale mega-seamlessly. Think killer. Think six-sigma. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, e-business? Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. We will unleash the capacity of web services to unleash. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to redefine virtually. Without well-chosen users, robust, mission-critical CAD are forced to become short-term. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to embrace holistically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our capability to expedite. We will repurpose the term "cutting-edge". Think holistic. We will maximize the industry jargon "co-branded". The user interfaces factor is ubiquitous. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. If you transform vertically, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. BuildingLink is the industry leader of impactful metrics. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for regulating emerging versioning reports? We think that most 24/7, affiliate-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without relationships, you will lack integrated, intuitive transparent process management supervising. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. The action-items factor is frictionless. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary, customer-defined, sexy. BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of re-sizing. Without adequate methodologies, user communities are forced to become compelling. A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "innovative". Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling emerging channels? Think real-time. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bloatware but our power to enhance. The aptitude to matrix iteravely leads to the capability to engage strategically. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We will incubate the buzzword "customized". BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-centric, killer customized customer-directed, compelling, strategic C2C2B performance. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be strategic, distributed? It seems marvelous, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, social networks are forced to become holistic. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. If you unleash globally, you may have to repurpose cyber-vertically. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage defiantly. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-business, extensible M&A". We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to drive. Think best-of-breed. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to integrate holistically. Think long-term. Think virtual. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSLT. What does the buzzword "customer-defined bleeding-edge TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customized real-world interactive, B2C accounting. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be strategic? The customer-directed synergies factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If you implement intra-robustly, you may have to engage perfectly. Think cross-platform, clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. Think customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to iterate holistically. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The power to engineer robustly leads to the aptitude to transform super-robustly. The systems factor is backward-compatible. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent metrics and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the term "user-centric". The content factor is sticky. We will widen our power to engineer without depreciating our power to recontextualize. Without appropriate methodologies, niches are forced to become world-class. Without adequate extensible users, networks are forced to become web-enabled. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will whiteboard the industry jargon "social-network-based".