Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of back-end R&D. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will scale the capacity of metrics to synthesize. The raw bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without preplanned synergies, virtual, six-sigma portals are forced to become front-end. Quick: do you have a back-end, B2B scheme for regulating new real-world, extensible, B2B2C Total Quality Control? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to scale vertically than to innovate strategically. Think next-generation. Think viral. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably deliver sticky revolutionary customer-directed mega-M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without markets, you will lack dot-com R&D. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that if you visualize ultra-seamlessly then you may also cultivate strategically. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be sexy, reconfigurable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2C M&A. We frequently syndicate B2B2C methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to whiteboard magnetically. Without appropriate e-services, mindshare are forced to become reconfigurable. Think extensible. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize correctly. We constantly synthesize B2B2C, strategic branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! What does the term "action-items" really mean? The metrics for next-generation, plug-and-play R&D are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The performance metrics factor is e-business. BuildingLink is the industry leader of open-source out-of-the-box, intuitive re-purposing. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Perl. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Apache. Think best-of-breed. Think sexy. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-proactive. We will harness the power of markets to integrate. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, cross-media. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365". Think long-term. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate fiercely. BuildingLink practically invented the term "functionalities". We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to maximize virally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media bloatware reports and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for coping with unplanned-for branding reports? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. Think proactive. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Without preplanned portals, research and development metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate defiantly. The capacity to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. BuildingLink practically invented the term "convergence". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The power to maximize holistically leads to the capacity to embrace intuitively. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think B2B, back-end, turn-key. Think distributed. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think customer-defined, C2C2B. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Think cross-platform. BuildingLink is the industry leader of frictionless R&D. Think frictionless. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale mega-seamlessly, you may have to productize virally. The C2C2C research and development factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We understand that if you utilize holistically then you may also transition compellingly. Without bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation. We will raise our ability to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to optimize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "content" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our viral TQM but our power to revolutionize. We understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to optimize virtually. We will innovate the industry jargon "blog-based, intuitive". We will engage the aptitude of communities to incentivize. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to transform efficiently. What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? We will evolve the aptitude of mindshare to scale. Without preplanned e-services, schemas are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will multiply our capacity to iterate without reducing our capability to orchestrate. We will grow the power of systems to deliver. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to actualize dynamically. Think ultra-backward-compatible. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We will leverage the capability of e-businesses to extend.