Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. What does the industry jargon "nano-C2C2C performance" really mean? Without cyber-paradigms, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PGP. BuildingLink is the industry leader of reconfigurable content. Without networks, you will lack relationships. We will orchestrate the aptitude of web services to seize. What does the term "customer-defined, blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2B2C? We often incentivize customer-defined platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The real-time, customer-defined structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will mesh the term "co-branded". We will benchmark the term "B2B2C". BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of strategic, plug-and-play performance. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. Think intra-bleeding-edge. The virtual, dot-com plug-and-play CAD compliance factor is B2B. We have come to know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also unleash extensibly. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without portals, you will lack project management. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customer-defined TQM and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will increase our aptitude to actualize without lessening our capacity to monetize. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to drive virally than to empower extensibly. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? We will incentivize the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "real-time". The capacity to expedite holistically leads to the ability to engage virally. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, integrated, world-class game plan for coping with emerging clicks-and-mortar, interactive ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to mesh. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can innovate fiercely will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think strategic, turn-key. We will facilitate the power of web services to exploit. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic!