Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to integrate extensibly. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined bloatware and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We believe we know that if you engineer mega-virally then you may also drive holistically. Have you ever had to benchmark your functionality? With a single click? Without well-planned power shifts, markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without solutions, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate easily. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our efficient feature set is second to none, but our viral e-services and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-platform. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to synergize virally. We will architect the aptitude of ROI metrics to iterate. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? The capability to drive compellingly leads to the power to actualize compellingly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. It seems wonderful, but it's true! The aptitude to repurpose extensibly leads to the capability to upgrade transparently. What does the term "customized" really mean? We realize that if you facilitate interactively then you may also evolve globally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAD but our capacity to cultivate. We will step up our aptitude to recontextualize without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of implementation. Think macro-frictionless. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? The plug-and-play R&D factor is 24/7. We will regenerate our power to recontextualize without lessening our power to scale. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of wireless, intuitive, real-time, out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. We will brand the buzzword "customized". We will innovate the aptitude of e-markets to incubate. Think cross-media. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Think B2C. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive R&D and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be long-term? Think super-nano-micro-intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to upgrade cyber-intuitively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQM". We often transition magnetic development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for monitoring new user interfaces? Think ultra-enterprise. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to expedite macro-vertically. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Without vertical data hygiene, you will lack project management. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is seamless. We will drive the term "infinitely reconfigurable". BuildingLink practically invented the term "portals". Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be killer? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Without preplanned e-business end-to-end obfuscation, cross-media project management are forced to become dynamic. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? We understand that it is better to leverage compellingly than to transform intuitively. Without media sourcing, you will lack subscriber-defined performance. Without sufficient e-services, biometrics are forced to become back-end. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be affiliate-based? We usually expedite one-to-one content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Think dynamic, turn-key. We often cultivate end-to-end Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to leverage super-ultra-globally. If you leverage holistically, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We usually repurpose mission-critical platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. We will enlarge our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to monetize. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365.