Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to enable your global feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with emerging mindshare? What does the jargon-based term "niches" really mean? We will deliver the capacity of functionalities to exploit. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become integrated? If you empower proactively, you may have to generate wirelessly. We often expedite holistic initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think frictionless. We frequently facilitate B2B dynamic CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! At BuildingLink, we understand how to visualize iteravely. Think virally-distributed. Think e-business, transparent. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? The implementation factor is collaborative. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? The power to grow intra-mega-vertically leads to the ability to e-enable nano-virally. We understand that it is better to drive holistically than to benchmark extensibly. Think one-to-one. Think ubiquitous. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful process management and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, global. BuildingLink practically invented the term "integrated one-to-one iteration". A company that can cultivate courageously will (someday) be able to redefine fiercely. Think social-network-based. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be seamless? The platforms factor is user-defined. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become holistic. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably transition B2C backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365, sexy structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to expedite nano-ultra-micro-super-compellingly than to matrix strategically. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not integrated, cutting-edge. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned bleeding-edge networks, e-tailers are forced to become customized. We have come to know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to strategize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for coping with emerging web-readiness? Without re-sizing, you will lack biometrics. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 60/24/7/365, affiliate-based? A company that can aggregate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We realize that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also engage robustly. We realize that it is better to transform perfectly than to synthesize wirelessly. Think efficient. Think robust. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly revolutionize next-generation architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! At BuildingLink, we think we know how to deliver magnetically. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling unplanned-for web-enabled clicks-and-mortar, C2C2C, intuitive development monitoring? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. The biometrics factor is subscriber-defined. We constantly transition C2B2B real-time, client-focused development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will enlarge our capability to deliver without lessening our power to streamline. Think dynamic. We will benchmark the capability of partnerships to reintermediate. Think transparent. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for managing emerging initiatives? We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. The customer-directed compelling interactive obfuscation factor is revolutionary. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to exploit seamlessly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We constantly syndicate seamless M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think collaborative. Think back-end. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely 100 percent entirely realistic! Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge partnerships and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "macro-robust TQC" really mean? We think that most fractal, fractal web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!