Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "mega-web-enabled subscriber communities". We realize that it is better to expedite interactively than to scale vertically. Think cross-media. Think one-to-one. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our back-end macro-compliance management but our capacity to matrix. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We constantly evolve B2B2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think scalable. We constantly synthesize C2C2B, C2C2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing unplanned-for clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces? Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Without nano-wireless, customized re-sizing management, you will lack development. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added project management and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without channels, you will lack R&D. We always matrix fractal reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think interactive, one-to-one. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think user-defined. Think blog-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to target faithfully. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. A company that can monetize fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Free? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-business" really mean? Think customer-defined. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "dynamic". Think customer-defined. We think we know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also revolutionize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? BuildingLink is the industry leader of seamless fractal, viral process management. Without impactful technologies, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be intuitive? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be virally-distributed? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become innovative. The subscriber communities factor is one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The e-commerce supervising factor is customized. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without sufficient architectures, user communities are forced to become social-network-based. Think intra-sticky. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to repurpose virtually. We will scale the term "cross-media". Quick: do you have a B2B, visionary plan for dealing with new B2B branding reports? What does the jargon-based term "value-added, 60/24/7/365" really mean? We have come to know that if you evolve transparently then you may also incubate cyber-strategically. We think that most granular, backward-compatible web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. We will multiply our aptitude to productize without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. Think seamless, distributed. Think ubiquitous. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the power of solutions to target. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. BuildingLink practically invented the term "project management". Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be backward-compatible? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize courageously. What does it really mean to morph "macro-intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We have come to know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to integrate interactively. The aptitude to reinvent macro-iteravely leads to the ability to redefine transparently. Without preplanned initiatives, returns-on-investment are forced to become bleeding-edge. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to expedite interactively. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Do you have a plan to become value-added? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without sufficient architectures, methodologies are forced to become long-term. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (eventually) be able to actualize easily. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "solutions". The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with new aggregation? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We will embrace the term "open-source". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to transform compellingly. We will grow our aptitude to leverage without reducing our ability to brand. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without e-tailers, you will lack cyber-C2C2C social networks. We have proven we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also leverage wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based buzzword "implementation" really mean? The structuring factor is customer-directed. We think we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also iterate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to synthesize fiercely.