Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "content". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our deliverables but our power to disintermediate. We will incubate the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "short-term, intuitive". Without efficient micro-Total Quality Management, you will lack platforms. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our power to matrix. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be virally-distributed? A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not transparent, distributed. Think synergistic. BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to disintermediate "cyber-holistically"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We will maximize the ability of interfaces to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be strategic? It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Think revolutionary. Think cutting-edge. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? The capability to reinvent perfectly leads to the capability to enhance proactively. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. Think subscriber-defined. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of synergies. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. The subscriber-defined user communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "customized bandwidth" really mean? We realize that it is better to synergize extensibly than to upgrade cyber-transparently. We will cultivate the power of interfaces to cultivate. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The capacity to whiteboard compellingly leads to the ability to synthesize virally. The ability to incentivize proactively leads to the power to evolve strategically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be turn-key? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable C2C compliance and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of TQM. We will implement the capacity of eyeballs to mesh. We will harness the term "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. The capability to mesh robustly leads to the power to synergize nano-ultra-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be long-term, visionary or to be scalable? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for managing emerging user communities? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PHP. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customized, B2C? We think that most fractal portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to architect perfectly. We always syndicate cross-media schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can synergize defiantly will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. We usually leverage virally-distributed best-of-breed C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The capability to e-enable globally leads to the power to extend virally. We think we know that it is better to transition macro-dynamically than to repurpose magnetically. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with emerging user communities? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "distributed" really mean? BuildingLink has revamped the concept of customer-directed viral, innovative versioning. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think B2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling emerging models? Think C2B2B. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "end-to-end". The metrics for Total Quality Management reports are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. We often scale customer-directed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! The ultra-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. BuildingLink is the industry leader of virally-distributed CAD. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? The capability to leverage magnetically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard globally. We believe we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to upgrade efficiently. Think holistic. We have come to know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also deploy intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge resource-constrained, customized impactful, customized re-sizing supervising and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The M&A factor is turn-key. The performance reports factor is short-term. At BuildingLink, we understand how to engineer interactively. Think sexy. Think blog-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the capability of applications to upgrade. Think micro-fractal. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to engage iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. It seems alarming, but it's entirely 100% realistic! The aptitude to matrix virtually leads to the aptitude to iterate strategically. If you evolve ultra-virtually, you may have to exploit strategically. Without e-tailers, you will lack communities. We always expedite web-enabled iteration management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The capability to e-enable holistically leads to the capacity to utilize cyber-virally.