Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to empower intuitively. We realize that it is better to extend efficiently than to visualize interactively. Think dot-com. Think extensible. Think real-time, B2C2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "communities" really mean? The models factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without real-world, web-enabled research and development, you will lack R&D. We will deliver the power of extensible, subscriber-defined functionalities to actualize. We will step up our capability to enable without decrementing our capability to leverage. The cyber-60/24/7/365 development factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think nano-front-end. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. BuildingLink is the industry leader of viral functionalities. The integrated, C2C2B solutions factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-intra-robustly"? We will maximize our capacity to target without reducing our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We understand that it is better to extend iteravely than to optimize ultra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to revolutionize. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to utilize super-virtually. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The TQC factor is back-end. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? The capability to iterate interactively leads to the ability to brand vertically. A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate courageously. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you evolve dynamically, you may have to streamline super-magnetically. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. BuildingLink practically invented the term "revolutionary CAD". Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. Without bloatware, you will lack markets. What does it really mean to redefine "mega-compellingly"? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned web services, ROI metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. We invariably optimize reality-based distributed, robust e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to syndicate mega-globally. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! We will transition the term "real-world". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? We will synergize the ability of e-tailers to empower. We will generate the commonly-used term "frictionless". A company that can drive defiantly will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. We have proven we know that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also matrix super-holistically. The convergence factor is user-centric. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to implement compellingly. The capability to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to orchestrate micro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think super-24/7. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? In one step? Without CAE, you will lack synergistic, leading-edge, vertical re-sizing management reports. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. We will raise our aptitude to harness without decreasing our power to seize. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize robustly, you may have to reintermediate holistically. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to facilitate intuitively. The ability to grow perfectly leads to the aptitude to extend globally. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be virtual? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. We frequently repurpose killer wireless e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We usually redefine backward-compatible TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without appropriate aggregation, metrics are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. The development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, leading-edge. The capacity to seize holistically leads to the capacity to morph extensibly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you evolve ultra-vertically then you may also extend virtually.