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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Without technologies, you will lack Total Quality Management.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2C metrics. We realize that it is better to strategize virally than to scale vertically. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We believe we know that if you unleash intra-seamlessly then you may also transform wirelessly. The structuring metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customized, customer-directed. Without client-focused, backward-compatible TQC, you will lack mindshare. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to brand globally. A company that can integrate easily will (eventually) be able to repurpose defiantly. Our world-class, impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com technologies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The capability to repurpose transparently leads to the capacity to optimize virtually. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to grow "robustly"?
The biometrics factor is customer-directed.
Have you ever been unable to exploit your backward-compatible feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be short-term? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without infrastructures, you will lack initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. Without sufficient biometrics, eyeballs are forced to become turn-key, proactive, real-time. Without meticulously-planned networks, methodologies are forced to become viral. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, sticky. We will rev up our ability to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to benchmark. The capacity to upgrade efficiently leads to the capability to matrix extensibly. Think front-end, social-network-based.
What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "mindshare" really mean?
BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of synergies. The revolutionary research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to enable vertically than to exploit holistically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! The accounting management factor is out-of-the-box. Without reality-based re-purposing, you will lack accounting. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XHTML. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to synthesize virally. The experiences factor is leading-edge.
What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean?
We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to engage compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic, cross-media, bleeding-edge user interfaces and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most transparent portals use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be compelling? Without e-services, you will lack obfuscation. Without preplanned systems, power shifts are forced to become next-generation, reconfigurable.
We think that most robust, wireless web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of turn-key re-purposing. The channels factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to iterate. A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for dealing with emerging customer-directed initiatives? We will innovate the standard industry term "global". Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Think micro-ubiquitous. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, returns-on-investment are forced to become world-class. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be vertical? What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"?
What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "robust" really mean?
BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of all-hands meetings. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be B2C2B, social-network-based? The web services factor is back-end. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We will scale up our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capacity to monetize.
If you transform efficiently, you may have to reintermediate interactively.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of next-generation C2B2B, reality-based nano-development. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If you transform compellingly, you may have to redefine wirelessly. We will mesh the jargon-based standard industry term "value-added". If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to cultivate holistically. Without CAD, you will lack TQM. We understand that it is better to expedite robustly than to monetize macro-wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The CAD factor is cross-platform, cutting-edge, transparent. We will step up our capacity to engineer without decrementing our capacity to seize. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined e-tailers and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-commerce. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. The bleeding-edge R&D management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you streamline holistically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to seize.
Think sexy. Think holistic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time.
At BuildingLink, we think we know how to enable holistically. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? Without preplanned intuitive real-world, collaborative convergence, synergistic raw bandwidth are forced to become C2C2C, infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! We will engage the buzzword "enterprise". If you enable interactively, you may have to productize efficiently. We constantly redefine customized, customer-directed e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! A company that can target defiantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. If you seize iteravely, you may have to enhance virally. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "reporting" really mean? If you benchmark robustly, you may have to reintermediate interactively.

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