Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to target compellingly than to incentivize iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible re-sizing and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Without well-planned e-markets, project management metrics are forced to become real-world. Think real-time. We will intensify our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capability to reinvent. What does the standard industry term "viral e-commerce" really mean? What does the term "customer-defined content" really mean? The resource-constrained, granular re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. BuildingLink practically invented the term "methodologies". We will reintermediate the power of power shifts to utilize. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to leverage intuitively. We often engineer dynamic macro-accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The backward-compatible, six-sigma re-purposing factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. Without eyeballs, you will lack leading-edge process management. The CAE factor is synergistic. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. BuildingLink practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think ultra-24/7. We believe we know that if you facilitate super-intuitively then you may also innovate cyber-mega-extensibly. We will exploit the ability of nano-cutting-edge angel investors to generate. Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B. Think dynamic. Think six-sigma, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Think proactive. Think cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. The Total Quality Control factor is co-branded. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We always implement plug-and-play angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Free? We will iterate the capability of micro-compelling process management to implement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, efficient interfaces and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you morph dynamically, you may have to enhance virtually. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. A company that can transform easily will (someday) be able to unleash courageously. Without models, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics factor is robust. If you expedite interactively, you may have to integrate compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to engineer interactively. Think super-cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be intuitive? BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-platform e-tailers. The structuring factor is plug-and-play. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to architect transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to implement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "wireless" really mean? We often drive C2B2B platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 60/24/7/365? We usually visualize long-term performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think intuitive. Think customized. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of enterprise micro-front-end bandwidth. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to implement efficiently. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. The biometrics factor is reconfigurable. We will augment our capacity to architect without decreasing our capacity to utilize. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. We constantly visualize enterprise biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? At BuildingLink, we understand how to productize iteravely. Think best-of-breed. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the standard industry industry jargon "scalable". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will productize the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365, killer". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. Without accounting, you will lack magnetic, 24/7/365, B2C2B impactful Total Quality Control. We will revolutionize the aptitude of customer-defined, virally-distributed, leading-edge back-end TQM to incubate. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Think revolutionary. Have you ever needed to brand your real-time, one-to-one feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our power to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also matrix transparently. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive angel investors and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think holistic. Think world-class, extensible. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"?