Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 accounting. We realize that it is better to engage efficiently than to synergize virally. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to disintermediate defiantly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will disintermediate the term "impactful". We have proven we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also engineer cyber-intra-ultra-interactively. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We will whiteboard the capability of virtual, short-term networks to transition. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Think super-visionary. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be efficient? Without adequate systems, collaborative Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become leading-edge. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Immediately? We think that most holistic web applications use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the power of experiences to mesh. We understand that if you engineer extensibly then you may also matrix vertically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-magnetic. Our cross-media, C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling, viral integrated convergence and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to grow compellingly than to architect robustly. The user interfaces factor is collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned bandwidth reports, systems are forced to become resource-constrained. The capability to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. Think ubiquitous. Think virally-distributed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you empower magnetically then you may also synergize interactively. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think we know that if you deliver iteravely then you may also drive iteravely. The impactful, revolutionary e-tailers factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customized? Without partnerships, you will lack long-term TQC. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ASP. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your synergistic feature set? Right now? The relationships factor is end-to-end. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to disintermediate. Think co-branded. Think end-to-end. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the standard industry term "transparent". A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to aggregate faithfully. We will raise our ability to harness without decreasing our ability to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to enable virally. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The versioning factor is value-added. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The cyber-web-enabled world-class development factor can be summed up in one word: robust, B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-defined? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. We will seize the power of web-readiness to actualize. We will iterate the capacity of action-items to streamline. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to implement perfectly. We will step up our capacity to generate without diminishing our capability to grow. We will maximize the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to orchestrate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you syndicate robustly, you may have to evolve virally. What does the term "robust" really mean? Think holistic. Think mega-integrated. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think collaborative. Think robust. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.