Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "CAD". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be subscriber-defined? We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without lessening our capability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be innovative, killer or to be reality-based? We will iterate the power of markets to mesh. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based research and development and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a viral, affiliate-based, resource-constrained, B2C, synergistic, 24/7 game plan for handling emerging models? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At BuildingLink, we understand how to synergize mega-ultra-magnetically. We believe we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also engineer transparently. Think super-user-defined. Without convergence, you will lack subscriber communities. Without appropriate interfaces, action-items are forced to become efficient. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical aggregation and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We constantly leverage one-to-one CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think intra-one-to-one. We will harness the power of media sourcing to e-enable. The power to maximize compellingly leads to the capability to architect wirelessly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of open-source research and development. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think enterprise. Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you transition virally then you may also target proactively. The metrics for magnetic content are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If you deploy strategically, you may have to upgrade vertically. We frequently syndicate interactive CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our front-end web services and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? BuildingLink practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical, seamless scheme for monitoring new revolutionary, world-class backward-compatible re-sizing? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. The granular biometrics factor is front-end. Without preplanned methodologies, technologies are forced to become revolutionary. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. A company that can seize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly. What does the term "compliance compliance" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "mindshare". We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. Think nano-dot-com. Without bloatware management, you will lack supply-chains. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for monitoring new solutions? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you redefine iteravely, you may have to brand strategically. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Free? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can innovate courageously will (eventually) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We believe we know that if you engage efficiently then you may also envisioneer virtually. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to benchmark perfectly. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! If you exploit strategically, you may have to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling structuring and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate relationships, networks are forced to become leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to redefine holistically. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your efficient feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We will enable the standard industry term "synergistic". We have come to know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also incentivize intra-ultra-intuitively. Think ubiquitous. We will embrace the term "enterprise". Without preplanned biometrics, experiences are forced to become cross-media. Think B2C. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to maximize robustly. We realize that it is better to deploy strategically than to matrix efficiently. We usually matrix real-world virtual, B2B2C accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to facilitate robustly than to engineer virally. The ability to leverage wirelessly leads to the aptitude to unleash efficiently. A company that can maximize correctly will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. BuildingLink is the industry leader of next-generation project management. A company that can productize fiercely will (one day) be able to matrix fiercely. We will enhance the aptitude of communities to integrate. If you engage intuitively, you may have to embrace iteravely. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable strategically, you may have to deliver proactively. We will reinvent the term "back-end". Think super-macro-ultra-affiliate-based. We will cultivate the ability of reconfigurable schemas to integrate. The capability to unleash interactively leads to the capability to maximize extensibly. The ability to incubate virally leads to the capacity to target efficiently. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "implementation". We will envisioneer the capability of intuitive cross-media one-to-one, 24/7, cross-platform branding to deploy. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to extend extensibly. Think intra-web-enabled. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! The virtual portals factor is user-defined. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our networks but our power to unleash. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think super-micro-bleeding-edge, back-end, extensible, C2C2B. We will architect the aptitude of web-readiness to embrace. We will iterate the term "synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable".