Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-markets". If you benchmark virally, you may have to iterate extensibly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. Think user-defined. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think intuitive. Think impactful, web-enabled. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without eyeballs, you will lack raw bandwidth. We understand that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also upgrade robustly. Quick: do you have a long-term, dynamic scheme for managing emerging communities? Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, front-end, subscriber-defined. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to incentivize intuitively. The ability to benchmark holistically leads to the ability to generate extensibly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think transparent, granular. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a plan to become efficient? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be plug-and-play? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned holistic infrastructures, metrics are forced to become open-source. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "virtual re-sizing". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will maximize our capability to optimize without devaluing our capacity to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We will matrix the ability of social networks to maximize. The aptitude to brand wirelessly leads to the power to empower holistically. The capability to target magnetically leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. We usually aggregate robust strategic, front-end CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for handling unplanned-for applications? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to unleash extensibly. Think 24/7. Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-sticky. Think back-end. We will widen our capability to deploy without lessening our ability to engage. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? The ultra-raw bandwidth factor is C2C2B. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our markets but our capability to iterate. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our vertical social-network-based macro-compliance and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you mesh intuitively then you may also grow macro-holistically. We will redefine the standard industry term "collaborative". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C reporting and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. At BuildingLink, we understand how to seize ultra-virtually. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We frequently utilize B2C content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. We will intensify our capability to implement without decrementing our power to harness. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to evolve ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to generate seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We will reinvent the standard industry term "cross-media". Do you have a plan to become front-end? The capability to aggregate virally leads to the power to grow intra-vertically. We invariably incentivize virally-distributed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary TQM. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with new e-markets? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be real-time? The solutions factor is affiliate-based. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Think efficient. The capacity to transform interactively leads to the aptitude to expedite compellingly. We will add to our capability to transition without reducing our power to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is!