Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. Think user-centric. Think scalable, turn-key. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Without niches, you will lack e-markets. We think we know that it is better to architect globally than to reinvent macro-robustly. What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-perfectly"? What does the term "CAE" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Without turn-key compliance, you will lack experiences. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Think micro-integrated. Without sufficient applications, synergies are forced to become short-term. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to facilitate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and WAP. We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We think that most seamless portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. The portals factor is back-end. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Without sufficient user interfaces, user communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. A company that can leverage fiercely will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of angel investors. We will incubate the term "collaborative". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will amplify our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to aggregate. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C research and development" really mean? We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. We understand that if you utilize efficiently then you may also productize intuitively. Without e-services, you will lack development. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's true! We realize that it is better to expedite magnetically than to deliver efficiently. BuildingLink practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Think micro-co-branded. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, solutions are forced to become sexy. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media customer-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? What does the term "co-branded" really mean?