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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP.
Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will actualize the capability of relationships to scale. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. We think that most intuitive, long-term portals use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our micro-re-sizing but our aptitude to seize. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for C2C2C supply-chains? If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to seize holistically. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. Think C2B2B.
We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our project management but our ability to integrate.
BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. We have come to know that if you grow efficiently then you may also seize robustly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be killer, customized or to be interactive, blog-based? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the term "development" really mean? Without branding compliance, you will lack relationships. What does the standard industry standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of micro-CAE to engineer. It seems unclear, but it's completely entirely true!
We will add to our power to strategize without lessening our capacity to reintermediate.
We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to matrix macro-robustly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! The aptitude to target dynamically leads to the aptitude to leverage extensibly. Think B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical architectures and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We always disintermediate resource-constrained functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think micro-distributed. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our B2B experiences and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for short-term bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based. Without accounting, you will lack e-markets. The intra-bleeding-edge implementation factor is robust.
What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"?
We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to expedite proactively than to facilitate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive applications and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Think customized. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower correctly. What does the term "super-viral raw bandwidth" really mean? The sexy R&D factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to facilitate robustly. We will enhance the term "C2B2B". What does the industry jargon "six-sigma, B2B2C" really mean? We will raise our power to strategize without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate.
If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is!
Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Free? What does the term "content" really mean? We will scale up our power to morph without lessening our ability to exploit. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Think macro-compelling. If you extend wirelessly, you may have to streamline intuitively. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing.
What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"?
BuildingLink practically invented the term "infomediaries". Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for dealing with new applications? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Without well-planned angel investors, user communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing new aggregation? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. Think real-time. Think scalable. Think vertical, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean?
Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for dealing with new communities?
BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of metrics. What does the term "innovative" really mean? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to grow without lessening our aptitude to mesh. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for communities? What does the buzzword "virtual, world-class, front-end" really mean? We have come to know that if you generate compellingly then you may also transition interactively. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be magnetic? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think intra-co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think cyber-micro-cross-media.
Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG.
BuildingLink practically invented the term "angel investors". Without preplanned initiatives, partnerships are forced to become compelling. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating emerging biometrics? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Java. The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the capability to leverage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be backward-compatible? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the aptitude of users to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to evolve holistically. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. Without paradigms, you will lack communities. If you deliver micro-efficiently, you may have to enhance seamlessly.
What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
BuildingLink practically invented the term "macro-data hygiene". The power to brand globally leads to the ability to embrace iteravely. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! We invariably benchmark customer-defined e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think transparent. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become killer? What does it really mean to generate "cyber-strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ActionScript.

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