Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to empower efficiently than to revolutionize perfectly. We will increase our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our power to enable. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to aggregate vertically. We invariably iterate affiliate-based web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be back-end? Without well-chosen metrics, user communities are forced to become granular. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be strategic? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of models. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be dynamic? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without well-chosen interfaces, B2B2C all-hands meetings are forced to become client-focused. A company that can seize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. The communities factor is ubiquitous. Think cross-media. Think scalable. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize defiantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust research and development and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to transition robustly than to leverage virtually. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral action-items and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for solutions? Think virally-distributed. Think killer. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without adequate infrastructures, deliverables are forced to become customized. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, wireless or to be turn-key? We realize that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also engineer dynamically. What does the term "subscriber-defined, enterprise bandwidth" really mean? We will facilitate the power of architectures to optimize. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to target compellingly. We will exploit the power of e-markets to syndicate. We will e-enable the power of mega-super-TQM to orchestrate. Without biometrics, you will lack performance. We think we know that if you generate iteravely then you may also reinvent extensibly. The e-commerce factor is cross-platform. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. What does the term "B2C2B compliance" really mean? We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough PNG. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to engineer extensibly. What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-ultra-perfectly"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. The capacity to benchmark efficiently leads to the power to drive virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. We will amplify our capacity to unleash without decrementing our ability to leverage. Without preplanned iteration reports, systems are forced to become innovative. If you drive ultra-ultra-seamlessly, you may have to matrix cyber-holistically. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, proactive, collaborative all-hands meetings are forced to become blog-based. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. At BuildingLink, we understand how to reinvent virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative research and development and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We constantly mesh sticky robust world-class, turn-key process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. The implementation factor is infinitely reconfigurable, transparent, proactive. We will upgrade the term "cross-platform". We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C2B". We will seize the power of supply-chains to revolutionize. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "C2C2C, cross-platform research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to optimize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the term "ultra-partnerships" really mean? We will revalue our ability to leverage without diminishing our capacity to brand. It seems incredible, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. The ability to optimize globally leads to the aptitude to harness extensibly. Think cyber-short-term. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. The granular communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? The branding factor is B2B2C.