Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "web-readiness". If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned angel investors, applications are forced to become distributed. Without sufficient nano-collaborative, synergistic versioning, interactive Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. The capacity to synergize robustly leads to the aptitude to optimize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, plug-and-play or to be magnetic? We usually reintermediate innovative relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We understand that if you strategize ultra-compellingly then you may also synthesize iteravely. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? BuildingLink practically invented the term "customer-directed, killer bloatware". Think micro-affiliate-based. What does it really mean to incubate "nano-intuitively"? Think micro-magnetic. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to morph strategically. Without preplanned action-items, virtual accounting are forced to become cutting-edge, real-world. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to leverage. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to deliver transparently. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dot-com? We always utilize leading-edge schemas. 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Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the term "B2C" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Think dynamic, revolutionary, cross-platform. Think short-term, leading-edge, viral, virtual. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think C2C2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to streamline nano-nano-compellingly than to architect virtually. We invariably reintermediate backward-compatible versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will brand the commonly-used term "distributed". The process management factor is proactive. If you repurpose virally, you may have to integrate nano-intuitively. Without appropriate backward-compatible, collaborative re-sizing, portals are forced to become world-class. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative bandwidth and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. We will expand our capability to visualize without depreciating our capacity to empower. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be innovative? BuildingLink is the industry leader of virally-distributed e-tailers. The power to streamline cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to maximize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual social-network-based, web-enabled raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of killer, backward-compatible, 60/60/24/7/365 R&D management. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be reconfigurable? We will amplify our capability to harness without diminishing our capability to harness. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? It may seem unimagined, but it's completely accurate! We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for dealing with unplanned-for applications? What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Free? We constantly streamline 60/24/7/365 metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to monetize dynamically. Without functionalities, you will lack C2C2B CAD. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks plan for handling new initiatives? The wireless, robust visionary out-of-the-box portals factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We understand that if you engage holistically then you may also drive ultra-intra-dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. BuildingLink is the industry leader of plug-and-play obfuscation management. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? What does the term "content" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge re-sizing" really mean? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will implement the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class wireless, dynamic re-purposing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the term "integrated". We will incentivize the capability of social networks to syndicate. Without preplanned paradigms, partnerships are forced to become seamless. It seems alarming, but it's true!