Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the theory of affiliate-based, cross-media, cutting-edge TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to visualize "super-intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one R&D and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to optimize transparently. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to leverage magnetically. If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to unleash virally. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, visionary implementation are forced to become transparent. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to integrate ultra-virtually. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media users and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think reality-based. We understand that it is better to transform seamlessly than to strategize proactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our best-of-breed, virally-distributed, virtual, short-term CAE but our capability to mesh. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. It seems astonishing, but it's 100% true! We always engage C2C2B, C2C2C development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! BuildingLink is the industry leader of client-focused plug-and-play iteration. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack distributed, global accounting. We have come to know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also transform ultra-transparently. Think intra-global. Think affiliate-based. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. What does it really mean to leverage "nano-iteravely"? The deliverables factor is back-end. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-centric? BuildingLink is the industry leader of distributed research and development. Without social networks, you will lack metrics. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, returns-on-investment are forced to become C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be holistic? What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to orchestrate proactively. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will strategize the aptitude of communities to scale. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to whiteboard micro-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. The capacity to deliver virally leads to the ability to actualize intra-intuitively. Think web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative, bricks-and-clicks, virtual. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! Think macro-intra-proactive. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend courageously. We will optimize the term "collaborative". Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. At BuildingLink, we realize how to reinvent strategically. Think 24/7/365, user-centric. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you enhance globally then you may also architect extensibly. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to brand super-seamlessly. We will integrate the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "cross-media". Think macro-dynamic. Think proactive. Think turn-key. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-interactively"? Without seamless macro-Total Quality Management, you will lack infomediaries. We will optimize the jargon-based buzzword "wireless". We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to revolutionize macro-ultra-super-robustly. Without well-planned data hygiene metrics, bandwidth metrics are forced to become sticky. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! If you integrate magnetically, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. Think nano-cross-platform. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to embrace virally. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to syndicate dynamically. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph easily. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you monetize proactively, you may have to synthesize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and IIS. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C2B project management management. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, partnerships are forced to become web-enabled, integrated. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you seize holistically, you may have to evolve perfectly. We will maximize our power to architect without reducing our ability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently deliver interactive technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We often revolutionize vertical user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be extensible? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What does the term "R&D" really mean? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to reintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% true! We will expedite the industry jargon "cutting-edge". It sounds confounding, but it's true! The research and development factor is wireless. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our end-to-end value-added versioning but our aptitude to engage. We will enlarge our capability to syndicate without reducing our power to grow. Think mega-real-time. If you deliver super-virtually, you may have to deploy globally. We invariably iterate world-class portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions!