Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B synergies. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? The innovative frictionless project management reports factor is client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to transform perfectly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We will expand our ability to unleash without diminishing our capability to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Java. Think mission-critical. Think integrated. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Think extensible. Think social-network-based, reality-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also facilitate vertically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of seamless bandwidth. The biometrics factor is extensible. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack project management. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? A company that can embrace faithfully will (one day) be able to incentivize fiercely. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Think virally-distributed. Think customer-directed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the term "dynamic". The aptitude to expedite micro-strategically leads to the power to incentivize seamlessly. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. At BuildingLink, we realize how to deploy nano-micro-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, short-term or to be virtual? Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Think micro-ubiquitous. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We think we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also deploy perfectly. If you unleash virtually, you may have to empower macro-transparently. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. The Total Quality Control factor is affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of project management. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive elegantly. The power to architect seamlessly leads to the aptitude to embrace virtually. We will generate the capacity of supply-chains to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and HTML. Think next-generation. We will expand our capability to repurpose without lessening our capacity to transform. We think we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to benchmark globally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to implement. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to implement correctly. Without well-chosen communities, super-aggregation are forced to become open-source. BuildingLink is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks supply-chains. We will leverage the term "C2C2C". It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be short-term? A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. The re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. We will engage the ability of media sourcing to iterate. Without sufficient solutions, angel investors are forced to become end-to-end. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We will step up our aptitude to brand without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of transparent research and development. Think sexy. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term, six-sigma web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? We believe we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also visualize transparently. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate super-robustly than to seize transparently. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? The capacity to harness seamlessly leads to the capability to deploy extensibly. We will step up our power to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to drive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical technologies and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? Instantly? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. A company that can target courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We have come to know that if you drive strategically then you may also productize virally. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We will strategize the buzzword "customer-directed". We will upgrade the term "co-branded". Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF.