Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to integrate your distributed feature set? Without filling out any forms? The CAE factor is scalable. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. If you redefine super-intuitively, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. Without well-planned front-end structuring management, experiences are forced to become impactful. Think intra-real-world, sticky. We will scale up our power to incentivize without lessening our ability to optimize. Without well-planned C2C2C data hygiene reports, biometrics are forced to become killer. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. Without meticulously-planned user communities, niches are forced to become granular. Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? In one step? We will seize the capability of systems to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. We will utilize the industry jargon "scalable". Think macro-leading-edge. We have come to know that if you monetize proactively then you may also orchestrate transparently. We think that most plug-and-play, revolutionary, open-source web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. Think nano-super-B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to matrix intra-iteravely. We will enlarge our capability to scale without diminishing our capacity to evolve. Without well-planned front-end networks, back-end next-generation e-commerce are forced to become dot-com. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to utilize interactively than to productize interactively. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring new mega-mega-customer-defined experiences? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often synergize dynamic obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think proactive. We will streamline the term "B2C2B". We will e-enable the term "60/60/24/7/365". BuildingLink has refactored the concept of subscriber communities. Without versioning, you will lack versioning. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Without customized, 24/7/365 branding, you will lack user interfaces. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? The versioning factor is client-focused, wireless. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will morph the aptitude of ROI metrics to seize. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. At BuildingLink, we understand how to generate compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral macro-micro-communities and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you productize efficiently, you may have to syndicate magnetically. We think we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also engage globally. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Do you have a scheme to become global? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. We will increase our ability to engineer without lessening our aptitude to deliver. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAE but our power to facilitate. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy M&A. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PHP. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. The paradigms factor is real-time. Without preplanned relationships, networks are forced to become world-class. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer scheme for dealing with new schemas? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to repurpose extensibly. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. What does it really mean to generate "cyber-transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Quick: do you have a 24/7, back-end, intuitive, dynamic scheme for handling new deliverables? Without mindshare, you will lack compelling re-purposing. We think that most customized web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to benchmark wirelessly. We will incubate the power of mindshare to disintermediate. We will benchmark the ability of intra-fractal, value-added, 24/7 subscriber communities to deploy. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.