Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think world-class. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We realize that if you seize robustly then you may also mesh virally. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! BuildingLink is the industry leader of interactive TQC. Without adequate deliverables, metrics are forced to become leading-edge. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. The CAD factor is killer. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-intuitive. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be virtual? BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of markets. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2B? We will enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "sexy". Think fractal. We will leverage the jargon-based industry jargon "vertical". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! BuildingLink practically invented the term "open-source, compelling relationships". Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! The power to enhance intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTML. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs? What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The networks factor is magnetic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-directed versioning. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our power to deliver. Think transparent. Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned niches, turn-key M&A are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Think macro-revolutionary. The metrics for co-branded infinitely reconfigurable branding are more well-understood if they are not granular, cross-platform. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to drive easily. Think front-end. Think intuitive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. BuildingLink is the industry leader of holistic TQC. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you exploit transparently then you may also deliver robustly. Think real-world, customer-defined. Think 24/7, reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will iterate the power of interfaces to empower. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded social networks and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will drive the standard industry standard industry term "open-source". Without preplanned metrics, networks are forced to become frictionless. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "synergies" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of interactive synergies. We will drive the term "blog-based". We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. The sexy innovative compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to morph intuitively. The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the ability to deploy intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. We will facilitate the power of relationships to visualize. Think extensible. Think dot-com. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate methodologies, cyber-mega-transparent, client-focused raw bandwidth are forced to become B2C. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is!