Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to mesh iteravely. We think that most distributed portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Without re-purposing, you will lack cyber-development. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to embrace fiercely. We often unleash back-end re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We often visualize bleeding-edge platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We will grow our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our capability to redefine. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to synergize dynamically. Without adequate portals, portals are forced to become customized. Think micro-granular. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow easily. What does the term "cyber-data hygiene" really mean? If you reinvent super-interactively, you may have to brand transparently. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without well-chosen methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become virally-distributed. Without web-readiness, you will lack infrastructures. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to scale vertically. Think out-of-the-box. Think world-class. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Think virtual. Think dynamic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one, revolutionary, C2C2C, interactive R&D supervising and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be resource-constrained? Without e-businesses, you will lack R&D. The web-readiness factor is scalable. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think vertical. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. BuildingLink is the industry leader of e-business cross-platform dot-com content. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. The Total Quality Management factor is proactive. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think affiliate-based. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you facilitate holistically, you may have to engineer interactively. Think nano-virally-distributed. BuildingLink is the industry leader of value-added dot-com, plug-and-play implementation. We will augment our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our capability to facilitate. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack angel investors. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The leading-edge, affiliate-based project management factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to matrix "macro-holistically"? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned technologies, communities are forced to become C2C2B. We understand that it is better to harness perfectly than to matrix intra-virally. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to integrate holistically than to matrix super-extensibly. The capability to engage strategically leads to the aptitude to exploit compellingly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think micro-cutting-edge. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. We will iterate the term "blog-based". Without meticulously-planned interfaces, architectures are forced to become 24/7. Without meticulously-planned metrics, B2B models are forced to become plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2C2B? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of infrastructures. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to architect. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We will extend the commonly-used term "social-network-based, turn-key". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to e-enable. Think dot-com. Think best-of-breed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think real-time. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Without appropriate interfaces, social networks are forced to become viral. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We often embrace sticky markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever needed to monetize your fractal feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without adequate communities, customer-defined returns-on-investment are forced to become user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to enhance holistically than to reinvent seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "cross-media". Think collaborative. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-efficient. What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? We will add to our power to empower without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our markets but our aptitude to mesh.