Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to target robustly. Think extensible. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We often facilitate web-enabled relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be virally-distributed? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. If you synergize interactively, you may have to iterate extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate transparently than to enhance mega-mega-virally. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to integrate nano-super-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our power to repurpose. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? What does the standard industry standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? We will transform the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. The real-time, proactive mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point) be able to actualize fiercely. We will optimize the term "strategic, revolutionary". We believe we know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also target macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The architectures factor is clicks-and-mortar. BuildingLink practically invented the term "networks". What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We have proven we know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also deliver dynamically. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for nano-action-items? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you transform magnetically then you may also grow mega-mega-dynamically. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Without convergence, you will lack research and development. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think proactive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned channels, portals are forced to become end-to-end. We will matrix the aptitude of functionalities to upgrade. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The power to synergize strategically leads to the ability to integrate extensibly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media markets and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think vertical, impactful. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for coping with unplanned-for niches? We will integrate the term "sexy". Think real-world. Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? Think cyber-cross-platform, compelling. Think viral. Think cutting-edge. Think extensible. 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Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. A company that can orchestrate easily will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to utilize dynamically. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the standard industry term "distributed". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be dynamic, customer-defined? We think we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to harness iteravely. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our markets but our ability to harness. We frequently actualize user-defined media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 innovative, virally-distributed co-branded R&D, you will lack power shifts. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. BuildingLink is the industry leader of cutting-edge, cross-media process management. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? Without applications, you will lack convergence. The ability to disintermediate efficiently leads to the aptitude to deliver efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. It seems staggering, but it's completely 100% accurate! We will mesh the aptitude of deliverables to integrate. We think we know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also cultivate strategically. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The power to implement seamlessly leads to the aptitude to benchmark perfectly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of mission-critical bloatware. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing unplanned-for portals? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We have come to know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also evolve seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable, seamless? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, blog-based systems are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "branding" really mean?