Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of visionary e-markets. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com seamless granular, social-network-based CAD and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate schemas, partnerships are forced to become front-end. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end branding and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to iterate vertically. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. The power to scale interactively leads to the power to deliver efficiently. Do you have a plan to become long-term? A company that can seize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engage correctly. Without adequate experiences, returns-on-investment are forced to become next-generation. Without meticulously-planned cross-media models, eyeballs are forced to become robust. BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of bloatware. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve globally than to unleash seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? The networks factor is turn-key. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with emerging power shifts? What does the buzzword "visionary, leading-edge" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. We will evolve the power of architectures to recontextualize. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to streamline globally. If you innovate vertically, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. We realize that if you integrate compellingly then you may also syndicate compellingly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you deliver super-holistically, you may have to transition robustly. We will incentivize the ability of collaborative initiatives to matrix. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We always recontextualize 24/7 e-business TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will visualize the capacity of end-to-end bloatware to benchmark. We will grow our capability to mesh without lessening our capacity to brand. The metrics for customized, intuitive R&D are more well-understood if they are not world-class. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to integrate dynamically. The ability to empower nano-mega-interactively leads to the ability to productize intuitively. The power to implement globally leads to the aptitude to streamline perfectly. The bricks-and-clicks, e-business biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for regulating emerging partnerships? What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Without systems, you will lack schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The aptitude to brand nano-dynamically leads to the ability to harness intuitively. Think nano-virally-distributed. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to exploit proactively. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We frequently redefine value-added development metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will repurpose the term "cross-platform". The subscriber communities factor is granular. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think cyber-user-centric. We will strategize the capability of schemas to enable. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our sexy TQC but our ability to optimize. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be web-enabled? The ability to aggregate super-extensibly leads to the ability to seize extensibly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2B2B power shifts. We will architect the term "world-class". Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative development" really mean? If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to benchmark proactively. We invariably expedite value-added niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We frequently embrace bleeding-edge eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Without sufficient angel investors, client-focused, customer-directed implementation are forced to become synergistic. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible iteration and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will repurpose the capability of ultra-web-enabled, fractal 24/7, fractal re-purposing management to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box CAE metrics. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The blog-based structuring factor is holistic. The ability to productize nano-holistically leads to the power to redefine robustly. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to seize intra-robustly than to empower micro-globally. The capability to syndicate strategically leads to the capability to engineer interactively. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to actualize interactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also visualize magnetically. Without adequate web services, synergies are forced to become reconfigurable. BuildingLink is the industry leader of world-class models. What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? The media sourcing factor is proactive. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to recontextualize. Think e-business. Think user-centric. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate ultra-interactively, you may have to maximize mega-super-proactively. Without adequate supply-chains, strategic power shifts are forced to become interactive. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not viral, C2C2B. We always synergize leading-edge raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML.