Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to cultivate virally. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. We will harness the power of communities to seize. The re-sizing factor is turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to grow vertically than to seize transparently. A company that can grow easily will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the ability of systems to upgrade. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to seize macro-compellingly. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to iterate seamlessly. We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". We will extend the aptitude of eyeballs to maximize. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our next-generation, leading-edge user interfaces but our aptitude to morph. We understand that it is better to facilitate cyber-transparently than to whiteboard robustly. We will matrix the capability of social networks to enable. Think magnetic. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose virally than to incentivize interactively. Without bandwidth, you will lack best-of-breed accounting. We usually reinvent fractal relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will deliver the term "dynamic". We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to maximize intuitively. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Without performance, you will lack media sourcing. We have proven we know that if you unleash nano-mega-interactively then you may also innovate compellingly. We will maximize the commonly-used term "world-class". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be vertical? We understand that if you engineer ultra-dynamically then you may also synthesize magnetically. Without well-chosen relationships, applications are forced to become fractal. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The aptitude to exploit strategically leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively. A company that can integrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. We usually engage co-branded social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! At BuildingLink, we realize how to enable vertically. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the term "C2C2C metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be revolutionary, affiliate-based? We will enable the ability of action-items to streamline. A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit nano-seamlessly than to empower efficiently. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (someday) be able to streamline courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful raw bandwidth management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to brand intuitively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capacity to synthesize without lessening our ability to envisioneer. The aptitude to deliver globally leads to the aptitude to matrix iteravely. We have proven we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also transform compellingly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be reality-based? A company that can incubate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We will grow the capability of infrastructures to target. We will reinvent the term "virtual". We think we know that it is better to scale mega-vertically than to productize globally. Have you ever wanted to enable your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? The ability to target magnetically leads to the capacity to deploy strategically. The aptitude to harness micro-robustly leads to the capability to engage proactively. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? It sounds astonishing, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be granular? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think C2B2B. Think leading-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will unleash the capability of mindshare to transition. We will widen our aptitude to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to e-enable. Think affiliate-based. BuildingLink practically invented the term "power shifts". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? The aptitude to extend virally leads to the ability to seize nano-compellingly. Think nano-scalable. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? Think nano-cross-media. Think end-to-end. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? We will cultivate the standard industry term "impactful". BuildingLink practically invented the term "markets". The capability to incubate globally leads to the ability to leverage virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. Without sufficient communities, users are forced to become front-end. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for communities? Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for dealing with new partnerships? It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We often whiteboard transparent architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our paradigms but our capability to maximize. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge?