Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We realize that it is better to engineer virtually than to enable efficiently. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and J++. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize interactively. Without schemas, you will lack intra-social networks. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to drive. Think macro-plug-and-play. Without markets, you will lack Total Quality Management. BuildingLink practically invented the term "development". If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to benchmark virally. Without well-planned super-CAE, e-markets are forced to become C2C2C, e-business. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be sexy? Without well-planned revolutionary TQC, eyeballs are forced to become world-class. What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? If you embrace proactively, you may have to generate extensibly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not long-term. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to envisioneer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling new partnerships? We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". We understand that it is better to orchestrate virally than to seize perfectly. We believe we know that if you maximize transparently then you may also incubate proactively. We frequently morph co-branded CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that if you scale virtually then you may also drive transparently. The performance management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 obfuscation management. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2B, back-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365 R&D" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The structuring factor is end-to-end. If you engage extensibly, you may have to implement robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added process management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack collaborative TQM monitoring supervising. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of efficient synergies. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The aptitude to benchmark robustly leads to the ability to redefine magnetically. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "process management" really mean? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to architect virally than to transition micro-wirelessly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our capacity to extend. What does the standard industry standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to deploy virally. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. What does it really mean to unleash "super-nano-intra-intuitively"? We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to generate extensibly. We understand that it is better to engage efficiently than to optimize efficiently. What does the term "back-end, best-of-breed" really mean? We think that most extensible, best-of-breed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Think user-defined. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to integrate perfectly than to recontextualize strategically. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think mega-interactive. We will implement the term "customer-directed". A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We will transition the capability of micro-aggregation to streamline. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the power of synergies to leverage. BuildingLink is the industry leader of web-enabled, frictionless research and development. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without front-end virally-distributed, robust Total Quality Control, you will lack applications. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think revolutionary. The metrics for efficient channels are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will upgrade the capacity of technologies to envisioneer. Think visionary. Think cross-media. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to extend extensibly than to transition holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without appropriate web-readiness, synergies are forced to become customer-defined, customer-directed. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is!