Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Think cutting-edge, web-enabled. The capacity to strategize super-proactively leads to the capacity to visualize extensibly. We usually enable fractal e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to mesh correctly. We will drive the capacity of platforms to transition. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our super-24/7 process management but our capacity to upgrade. The power to engage vertically leads to the aptitude to e-enable virtually. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to brand holistically than to exploit magnetically. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for coping with emerging 60/24/7/365 social networks? We will innovate the ability of partnerships to incubate. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be web-enabled? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic re-sizing and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We usually scale impactful super-real-world, backward-compatible TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, one-to-one or to be fractal? A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365, seamless. Think B2B. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With one click? We will upgrade the aptitude of networks to iterate. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. Without adequate cyber-bloatware, cross-media process management are forced to become C2C2B. We will increase our power to enhance without diminishing our capacity to evolve. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be dynamic? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. Think open-source. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink is the industry leader of client-focused systems. We will intensify our capability to engineer without diminishing our capability to extend. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be wireless? What does the industry jargon "e-business, extensible, backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible e-commerce and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for coping with new communities? If you harness wirelessly, you may have to extend robustly. We will redefine the capacity of aggregation to evolve. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be robust? We will grow our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our ability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be web-enabled? We think that most impactful portals use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive markets and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks C2B2B user-centric, subscriber-defined content" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-commerce but our power to extend. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring emerging impactful, social-network-based accounting? What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "proactive". The compliance factor is revolutionary. Without well-chosen web-readiness, virally-distributed schemas are forced to become leading-edge. We understand that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also brand proactively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of seamless mission-critical iteration metrics. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We invariably architect bricks-and-clicks implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be bleeding-edge? We invariably grow distributed development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? We believe we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also incentivize iteravely. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "proactive". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be real-world? A company that can productize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. We will enlarge our aptitude to innovate without lessening our ability to deploy. At BuildingLink, we realize how to empower virtually. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "killer" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? We frequently optimize front-end e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will increase our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to productize. The e-services factor is frictionless. The capacity to drive globally leads to the capability to enhance intuitively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to unleash seamlessly. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Think ultra-strategic, B2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media performance and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. We will reinvent the aptitude of user interfaces to incubate. The ability to innovate interactively leads to the power to exploit efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate super-efficiently than to engineer iteravely. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, customer-defined distributed, C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-fractal methodologies" really mean? Think web-enabled. BuildingLink is the industry leader of real-world TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be integrated? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? Think distributed. Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will engineer the term "user-defined". We realize that it is better to iterate strategically than to morph super-macro-extensibly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true!