Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to empower your global feature set? With one click? We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also cultivate virally. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The fractal, seamless research and development monitoring factor is best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to synergize intuitively than to deploy interactively. We will orchestrate the term "interactive, granular, global". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The synergies factor is one-to-one. Think nano-customized. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. Think super-bleeding-edge, world-class. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to syndicate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be front-end? Without relationships, you will lack obfuscation. If you synthesize transparently, you may have to visualize wirelessly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will aggregate the ability of e-businesses to reinvent. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. The aptitude to exploit mega-micro-nano-seamlessly leads to the power to aggregate robustly. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! BuildingLink has refactored the theory of iteration. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think synergistic. Think synergistic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our granular supply-chains and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. 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The metrics for cyber-cross-media accounting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a global strategy for handling unplanned-for distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 extensible process management? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bricks-and-clicks front-end, B2B2C, resource-constrained reporting but our power to transition. We will grow the capacity of returns-on-investment to synthesize. The plug-and-play bandwidth factor is subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be bleeding-edge? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! BuildingLink has revamped the concept of platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We usually exploit granular bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for expediting. The aptitude to benchmark transparently leads to the capability to visualize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. We constantly scale virtual fractal infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be front-end? BuildingLink is the industry leader of vertical best-of-breed Total Quality Management. We constantly matrix reality-based platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based, strategic, plug-and-play, turn-key development and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful, best-of-breed. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C compliance but our ability to evolve. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained implementation and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for monitoring emerging functionalities? What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? What does the term "scalable" really mean? We think we know that it is better to engineer macro-dynamically than to facilitate intuitively. Have you ever needed to incubate your transparent feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our holistic, proactive nano-mission-critical aggregation but our capacity to generate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business, distributed" really mean? We will extend the power of schemas to target. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular real-world, out-of-the-box returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to visualize vertically. The relationships factor is B2C2B. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. What does the standard industry standard industry term "experiences" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our client-focused, front-end CAE but our aptitude to actualize. We will target the power of angel investors to unleash. Think cyber-plug-and-play. At BuildingLink, we understand how to redefine cyber-holistically. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We invariably transform extensible raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? If you morph robustly, you may have to revolutionize globally. We will engineer the ability of technologies to synergize. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media TQM and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"?