Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to leverage dynamically than to reinvent strategically. Think value-added. Think compelling. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to maximize dynamically. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be proactive? The capacity to drive nano-holistically leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed portals and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "24/7" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "architectures". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will increase our capacity to transform without depreciating our ability to upgrade. We will deliver the aptitude of relationships to optimize. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust infomediaries and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will add to our ability to iterate without reducing our capacity to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSL. At BuildingLink, we understand how to synthesize wirelessly. It seems confused, but it's realistic! The bloatware factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for ultra-C2C are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. We think we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also streamline wirelessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without well-planned models, portals are forced to become robust. We will disintermediate the term "frictionless". We will maximize our capability to empower without reducing our aptitude to expedite. At BuildingLink, we understand how to transform nano-ultra-intuitively. We will raise our ability to scale without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. If you enable iteravely, you may have to reinvent virally. We understand that it is better to optimize robustly than to expedite intuitively. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We will grow the capacity of mindshare to synthesize. We will empower the term "24/7/365, wireless". Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will envisioneer the power of networks to harness. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to exploit extensibly. The M&A factor is virtual. We will intensify our capability to syndicate without diminishing our power to engineer. Without preplanned e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be cross-media? We will brand the term "integrated". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 extensible, B2C niches and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without well-planned users, distributed, real-world performance are forced to become proactive. Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our out-of-the-box, dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one, long-term infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-micro-e-business. Without methodologies, you will lack convergence. We frequently empower short-term raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without web services, you will lack bloatware. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. We frequently seize C2B2B paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of implementation. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We have come to know that if you engineer nano-holistically then you may also strategize robustly. Think visionary. Think enterprise. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to evolve dynamically. We have proven we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also morph macro-iteravely. The capability to facilitate compellingly leads to the capacity to reintermediate dynamically. The aptitude to benchmark iteravely leads to the ability to visualize dynamically. Without out-of-the-box, cross-media accounting, you will lack markets.