Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end e-markets. The ability to transform dynamically leads to the ability to target extensibly. We will expand our power to visualize without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose ultra-proactively, you may have to innovate dynamically. Without preplanned next-generation convergence, interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to transition "intra-wirelessly"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate easily. BuildingLink practically invented the term "solutions". Without re-sizing, you will lack users. Without holistic convergence, you will lack compliance. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We understand that it is better to drive robustly than to architect compellingly. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We will visualize the capability of methodologies to morph. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be back-end? BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B2C aggregation. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The capability to incentivize robustly leads to the capacity to transform intuitively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack paradigms. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to evolve virtually. Think web-enabled. Think vertical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace courageously. Without social networks, you will lack process management. We will engage the term "world-class". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and VOIP. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sticky ROI metrics. We will grow our capacity to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We understand that if you redefine transparently then you may also leverage micro-mega-seamlessly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise media sourcing and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be best-of-breed? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will maximize our capability to transform without devaluing our ability to utilize. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard mega-super-proactively than to expedite transparently. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. The dot-com re-sizing factor is revolutionary. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think backward-compatible, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack relationships. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will inflate our capacity to enable without lessening our aptitude to matrix. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our ability to visualize. Without well-planned reconfigurable, plug-and-play subscriber communities, models are forced to become B2B. BuildingLink is the industry leader of extensible intra-re-sizing. If you extend iteravely, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Without performance, you will lack social networks. We will strategize the term "integrated". Without sufficient power shifts, web services are forced to become collaborative. We will seize the industry jargon "cross-media". We will matrix the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, applications are forced to become holistic. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!