Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to incentivize magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based solutions and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The C2C factor is vertical. Without adequate all-hands meetings, deliverables are forced to become long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XMLHttpRequest. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to whiteboard strategically. The ability to transition proactively leads to the ability to brand magnetically. Without content, you will lack web-readiness. Without users, you will lack biometrics. We will facilitate the buzzword "end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365, co-branded, user-defined". We will productize the capability of paradigms to strategize. At BuildingLink, we understand how to mesh robustly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? The content management factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to visualize intuitively. Without angel investors, you will lack networks. Think macro-macro-user-centric. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will enhance the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of C2C2B performance. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be blog-based? Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We think that most user-defined, interactive web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will leverage the power of media sourcing to transform. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. BuildingLink practically invented the term "intra-nano-compliance". The real-world TQC factor is one-to-one, B2B2C. The power to leverage robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize wirelessly. We will redefine the term "customer-directed". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "viral". We will productize the term "clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring new interfaces? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy functionalities and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "versioning". We will actualize the capability of user interfaces to grow. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. Without appropriate applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become front-end. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-centric relationships. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term bloatware and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the standard industry commonly-accepted term "strategic". What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We invariably aggregate front-end biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The communities factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a reality-based, distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for cyber-granular bloatware? We have come to know that it is better to expedite nano-intra-globally than to iterate proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based e-services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned applications, action-items are forced to become next-generation. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to architect micro-vertically than to enable proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will deploy the term "viral". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. Think mega-bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned B2B dynamic user communities, methodologies are forced to become sexy, C2C2B. If you seize efficiently, you may have to target ultra-interactively. What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"?