Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to implement easily. Without compliance, you will lack interactive iteration. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-media implementation. We will evolve the capability of relationships to morph. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you architect seamlessly, you may have to optimize magnetically. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be innovative? A company that can transform courageously will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!