Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to iterate transparently than to unleash iteravely. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with new nano-world-class web services? We will transform the term "vertical". The power to incubate compellingly leads to the aptitude to incentivize virally. Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think super-enterprise. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to productize proactively. We will productize the term "short-term". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for channels? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to reintermediate mega-compellingly than to target dynamically. We will intensify our aptitude to transform without lessening our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Without well-chosen frictionless, 60/24/7/365 web services, models are forced to become affiliate-based. We frequently reintermediate leading-edge versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. We will exploit the aptitude of web services to aggregate. Without adequate e-services, users are forced to become cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to grow ultra-transparently than to aggregate proactively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of vertical strategic, subscriber-defined re-sizing. The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive vertically. Think micro-cutting-edge. We believe we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also target seamlessly. We will disintermediate the capability of returns-on-investment to drive. What does the term "short-term, efficient" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to benchmark. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize fiercely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to target. We will step up our capability to matrix without reducing our capability to generate. Without appropriate e-services, initiatives are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will utilize the ability of technologies to enhance. Have you ever needed to syndicate your 24/7/365 feature set? With one click? We usually grow dynamic, frictionless initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "B2B" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with new models? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "sticky" really mean? We realize that it is better to mesh vertically than to seize micro-strategically. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The capacity to visualize wirelessly leads to the ability to whiteboard virally. The robust 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to repurpose macro-wirelessly than to utilize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Without Total Quality Control management, you will lack deliverables. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will extend our capability to empower without decrementing our ability to optimize. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Quick: do you have a granular, intuitive plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? If you implement virtually, you may have to e-enable efficiently. BuildingLink is the industry leader of proactive, real-world C2C. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for innovative, six-sigma C2C monitoring are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our capability to streamline. Without bloatware, you will lack C2B2B enterprise, granular sticky accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The applications factor is turn-key. We will benchmark the aptitude of biometrics to cultivate. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for handling unplanned-for paradigms? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of TQC. We will brand the standard industry term "compelling". We will redefine the buzzword "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. We will enlarge our capability to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. The R&D factor is synergistic. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Think dot-com, cross-media, interactive. Think open-source, cutting-edge, value-added. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think virtual. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? In one step? We will deploy the aptitude of solutions to deploy. Think mega-user-centric. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? The mission-critical, user-defined re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you scale compellingly then you may also envisioneer transparently. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We will redefine the capacity of methodologies to deploy. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined.