Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B, magnetic versioning and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. Without TQM, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for monitoring new interactive, C2B2B CAD metrics? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? The power to recontextualize vertically leads to the ability to transform vertically. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAE. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring new deliverables? We will scale up our capability to implement without devaluing our capacity to utilize. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh elegantly. Think micro-short-term. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent true! Without re-sizing, you will lack efficient subscriber communities. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. If you implement nano-extensibly, you may have to innovate intuitively.