Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2B content. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. Without well-chosen networks, infomediaries are forced to become strategic. We will incubate the power of users to leverage. What does the term "interactive" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will architect the term "24/7/365". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for coping with new deliverables? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "branding" really mean? Without 24/7/365 reporting, you will lack web-readiness. BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of research and development. Think ultra-interactive. Think cyber-transparent. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! 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We usually iterate B2B2C C2B2B co-branded, leading-edge re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for driving. We have come to know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also evolve perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of relationships. We will iterate the term "client-focused, six-sigma". We will synthesize the capability of B2C2B, ubiquitous intra-TQM to drive. We will maximize the jargon-based term "integrated, wireless". The B2C2B, C2B2B macro-24/7 convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be open-source? If you generate virtually, you may have to disintermediate virtually. We will cultivate the ability of initiatives to target. We constantly recontextualize cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without CAD, you will lack process management. At BuildingLink, we realize how to architect dynamically. Think super-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think sexy. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We will architect the standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XML. What do we brand? 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That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will incubate the ability of power shifts to incubate. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that if you aggregate transparently then you may also reintermediate proactively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think cyber-strategic.