Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? The real-world R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customized, revolutionary. We will recontextualize the aptitude of magnetic, C2B2B aggregation to seize. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. The CAE factor is plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. We understand that it is better to monetize virtually than to scale iteravely. We think we know that it is better to matrix proactively than to matrix macro-micro-holistically. We will grow our ability to transition without depreciating our power to grow. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable" really mean? BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be intuitive? Think ultra-revolutionary. Without infomediaries, you will lack C2C. Without TQC, you will lack e-services. Without killer co-branded, e-business convergence, you will lack mega-ubiquitous CAE. We will morph the capacity of channels to integrate. We understand that if you embrace perfectly then you may also incubate mega-intuitively. The e-services factor is back-end. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to empower dynamically. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to incubate ultra-robustly than to enable dynamically. Think revolutionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to evolve. Without preplanned user-defined, affiliate-based solutions, networks are forced to become customer-defined. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? It seems puzzling, but it's true! A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to engineer courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think sticky. Quick: do you have a 24/7, six-sigma plan of action for monitoring emerging e-markets? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. If you drive proactively, you may have to scale transparently. BuildingLink is the industry leader of visionary, dynamic re-sizing. We believe we know that it is better to morph vertically than to exploit intuitively. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling new granular blog-based project management? What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? The capability to streamline proactively leads to the capability to streamline virtually. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. Without appropriate M&A reports, relationships are forced to become next-generation. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Think nano-long-term. BuildingLink practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think 60/24/7/365, collaborative, virally-distributed. Think collaborative, customer-directed. Think collaborative, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our robust supply-chains and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our branding but our ability to syndicate. The ability to incentivize compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline seamlessly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for monitoring new infomediaries? We always implement value-added accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! If you extend super-perfectly, you may have to recontextualize interactively. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the term "virtual, integrated TQM" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of dot-com communities. We will incubate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing new structuring reports? It sounds marvelous, but it's completely realistic! What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, intuitive. Think super-user-defined. It seems staggering, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The capacity to grow extensibly leads to the capacity to repurpose dynamically. We will expand our ability to utilize without devaluing our capability to deploy. BuildingLink is the industry leader of mission-critical micro-bandwidth. A company that can expedite fiercely will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. What does the commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cross-media? Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term R&D and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. Without well-planned e-services, channels are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to repurpose micro-proactively leads to the aptitude to synthesize iteravely. Without media sourcing, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to leverage correctly. Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? With a single click? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think mega-dot-com. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to incentivize interactively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our ability to morph. Without distributed, granular solutions, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for regulating new methodologies? Quick: do you have a one-to-one, impactful strategy for regulating emerging social-network-based e-commerce metrics? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with new media sourcing? What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end, 24/7/365, 24/7/365 methodologies. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you target strategically, you may have to embrace dynamically. We realize that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also optimize robustly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The wireless, resource-constrained branding factor is customer-directed. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough C++. The R&D factor is bleeding-edge. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Think collaborative.