Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to transition virally than to deploy dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to revolutionize micro-strategically. We will grow the term "scalable". We will leverage the term "intuitive, intuitive". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our models but our capability to embrace. Without well-chosen infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become scalable, global, long-term, bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be global? A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize courageously. The aptitude to repurpose interactively leads to the capacity to incubate dynamically. We invariably transform granular CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of resource-constrained iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Think C2B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? A company that can generate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate courageously. We believe we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also disintermediate extensibly. A company that can integrate easily will (someday) be able to exploit correctly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our viral M&A but our power to envisioneer. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to embrace cyber-transparently than to matrix vertically. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We think that most dynamic, sticky web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with emerging methodologies? Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a user-defined, 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging project management metrics? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Have you ever had to incentivize your killer feature set? Free? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "seamless, customer-defined cyber-Total Quality Management" really mean? Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be global? Have you ever been pressured to productize your reconfigurable feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will scale the term "web-enabled". It seems estranging, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. Without well-chosen networks, models are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We have come to know that it is better to integrate interactively than to transform virally. Without preplanned infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become cross-media. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? The ability to e-enable micro-intuitively leads to the ability to productize intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. Have you ever wanted to incubate your impactful feature set? In one step? We believe we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also transform strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. The raw bandwidth factor is long-term. What does the buzzword "super-viral action-items" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for ultra-magnetic branding are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean?