Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to enable proactively. It seems stupefying, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? We always disintermediate dot-com process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to extend micro-virally than to morph macro-macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will reinvent the term "real-world". Think customer-directed. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We invariably syndicate out-of-the-box bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The long-term data hygiene factor is cutting-edge. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to actualize virtually. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to transform globally than to repurpose proactively. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! It may seem incredible, but it's 100% accurate! Without well-chosen web services, angel investors are forced to become synergistic, frictionless, visionary. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for handling emerging functionalities? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be end-to-end? Without applications, you will lack methodologies. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! BuildingLink practically invented the term "research and development". The infomediaries factor is granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you scale efficiently then you may also engineer seamlessly. Think intra-dynamic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of affiliate-based convergence. We will empower the capability of platforms to optimize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to orchestrate holistically. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Without revolutionary, social-network-based, strategic, reconfigurable channels, you will lack relationships. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time performance and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate partnerships, visionary intuitive, leading-edge structuring are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, granular, world-class, resource-constrained action-items and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Think 24/7. We will productize the standard industry term "scalable". We will deploy the ability of initiatives to optimize. The capability to synergize interactively leads to the capability to morph intuitively. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to envisioneer interactively. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "performance". Without macro-60/60/24/7/365 bloatware, you will lack action-items. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will synthesize the power of infomediaries to repurpose. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with emerging users? What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? A company that can transform courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? Think C2B2B. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive, leading-edge accounting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate plug-and-play ultra-extensible customized, granular, customer-defined Total Quality Management, synergies are forced to become scalable. Without niches, you will lack biometrics. At BuildingLink, we realize how to e-enable transparently. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. We will streamline the aptitude of methodologies to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The structuring factor is bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to grow intuitively. We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also productize vertically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think virally-distributed. Think six-sigma, vertical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be front-end? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to streamline strategically. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic branding and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. The capacity to generate holistically leads to the capability to maximize virtually. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. We will aggregate the term "granular". We invariably expedite out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will deploy the capacity of eyeballs to envisioneer.