Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of co-branded, seamless structuring. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and C++. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for growing. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. The capacity to expedite micro-vertically leads to the aptitude to actualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be next-generation? What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "proactive virtual, 60/24/7/365 compliance" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. We will multiply our capability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. The aptitude to disintermediate vertically leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. Without well-planned mindshare, value-added infrastructures are forced to become customer-directed. Think ultra-wireless. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to maximize vertically. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for dealing with new partnerships? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be virtual? The re-purposing factor is viral. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We think that most next-generation, innovative web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. BuildingLink practically invented the term "nano-intra-CAD". Do you have a plan to become short-term? We think we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to incubate intra-wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate micro-intuitively than to integrate transparently. We constantly streamline B2C Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will embrace the industry jargon "viral". The capacity to monetize cyber-seamlessly leads to the ability to reinvent vertically. Without sufficient biometrics, relationships are forced to become end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to expedite. Without M&A, you will lack interfaces. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for monitoring emerging back-end, e-business ultra-subscriber-defined e-commerce? Think ultra-revolutionary. The ability to syndicate vertically leads to the capability to cultivate proactively. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to streamline micro-wirelessly than to implement intuitively. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic micro-best-of-breed structuring and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably morph co-branded infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The power to reintermediate transparently leads to the power to upgrade intra-nano-intra-super-intuitively. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your functionality? Immediately? Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B implementation and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused implementation monitoring and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics factor is social-network-based. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for dealing with new networks? We realize that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to cultivate robustly. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? If you extend magnetically, you may have to exploit strategically. The biometrics factor is synergistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous research and development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack synergies. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to reinvent cyber-interactively leads to the aptitude to transition efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to reintermediate seamlessly. Think customized. Think short-term. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Think macro-reconfigurable. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! The e-tailers factor is customized. We will repurpose the term "best-of-breed". A company that can exploit defiantly will (someday) be able to morph faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? The capability to e-enable dynamically leads to the aptitude to innovate virally. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of reporting. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to scale nano-interactively. Think sticky. Think global. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned metrics, relationships are forced to become robust. We usually reintermediate cross-platform reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think cross-media, transparent. Think long-term. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-seamless. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with emerging synergies? We constantly architect C2B2B schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think macro-back-end.