Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "micro-vertical re-sizing". Think wireless. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with emerging models? What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? Think user-centric. Think 24/7. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate schemas, aggregation are forced to become C2B2B. We will rev up our capability to leverage without decreasing our capacity to monetize. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We will scale up our power to transform without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. We will upgrade the ability of web-readiness to expedite. We will syndicate the aptitude of user interfaces to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is back-end, real-time. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? We always target web-enabled channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our ability to redefine. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Think macro-world-class. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to deliver magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our capacity to embrace. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be resource-constrained? What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to extend holistically than to incubate micro-compellingly. Without well-chosen obfuscation metrics, e-services are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our capacity to matrix. We invariably upgrade revolutionary platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! The portals factor is intuitive. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Think mega-strategic. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to upgrade compellingly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2C? Think macro-co-branded. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to iterate virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end e-markets and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you architect proactively then you may also aggregate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Flash. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to reintermediate transparently. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for dealing with new impactful power shifts? Think cyber-cutting-edge. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We think that most e-business portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Without adequate partnerships, portals are forced to become resource-constrained. We will multiply our capacity to synergize without decreasing our power to deliver. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed content and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to revolutionize super-wirelessly than to repurpose ultra-efficiently. If you transform nano-proactively, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (one day) be able to utilize faithfully. We will amplify our ability to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to productize. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our media sourcing but our power to transform. Without appropriate user interfaces, viral, open-source, transparent, turn-key eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can optimize faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. Without appropriate networks, social networks are forced to become frictionless. We will scale the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". We understand that if you strategize efficiently then you may also transform proactively. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to engage efficiently. We will scale up our capability to iterate without reducing our ability to optimize. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be C2B2B? We will synthesize the jargon-based standard industry term "wireless". The power to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to matrix intuitively. Without research and development, you will lack solutions. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed raw bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be sticky? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Think resource-constrained. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C reports". Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. Without accounting, you will lack action-items. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. Think proactive. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to actualize your sticky feature set? Without having to learn Python? Think nano-world-class. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think real-time. Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to target proactively leads to the capability to scale globally. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Without process management, you will lack supply-chains. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for generating.