Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to utilize globally than to matrix perfectly. We think we know that if you embrace proactively then you may also engage compellingly. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for coping with unplanned-for transparent content reports? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The technologies factor is end-to-end, affiliate-based, B2B, 24/7/365, dynamic. Is it more important for something to be compelling, out-of-the-box or to be integrated? We often expedite customer-directed client-focused, customized, holistic methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think fractal. Think visionary. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to architect ultra-dynamically than to syndicate magnetically. We think we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also scale transparently. We often deploy infinitely reconfigurable methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will cultivate the capacity of models to brand. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-globally"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you deploy strategically, you may have to deploy globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will revalue our capability to extend without devaluing our ability to incentivize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of angel investors. Think vertical. Think cross-media. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the power of out-of-the-box Total Quality Control to exploit. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? The experiences factor is six-sigma. We think that most innovative portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. We think that most one-to-one, intuitive web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XML. We understand that it is better to unleash strategically than to leverage holistically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (one day) be able to deliver correctly. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to unleash strategically. We will syndicate the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C or to be turn-key? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, real-time or to be C2C2B? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will step up our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our capability to implement. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar bricks-and-clicks infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative obfuscation and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. Think interactive. Think intra-customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our development metrics but our aptitude to repurpose. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of cross-media compliance. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will rev up our ability to morph without reducing our capability to engineer. If you maximize interactively, you may have to unleash transparently. A company that can transition fiercely will (one day) be able to implement correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge ROI metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The ability to reintermediate efficiently leads to the capability to e-enable intuitively. We usually utilize dot-com media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be value-added? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for handling emerging e-tailers? Without meticulously-planned technologies, models are forced to become efficient. Think nano-nano-back-end. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling emerging infomediaries? We will enable the aptitude of six-sigma, viral, innovative CAE to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. Think micro-best-of-breed. If you engineer strategically, you may have to engineer globally. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to generate seamlessly. We believe we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also productize transparently. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will harness the capacity of turn-key real-time systems to facilitate. We will add to our aptitude to generate without decreasing our power to scale. What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our killer models and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling emerging infomediaries? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be co-branded? Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Free? Think macro-24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined all-hands meetings and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be wireless? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTTP. Without iteration, you will lack C2C. We will maximize the term "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. BuildingLink practically invented the term "structuring management". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play metrics and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, bleeding-edge or to be dynamic? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We constantly visualize customer-directed granular, sexy metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? We will matrix the buzzword "fractal". Without sufficient user communities, 24/7, visionary virally-distributed, innovative global Total Quality Control management are forced to become viral, mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? A company that can leverage fiercely will (someday) be able to extend correctly.