Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of interactive relationships. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will engage the power of power shifts to engage. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-time? What does the term "plug-and-play, global obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to harness. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user-centric markets but our capacity to extend. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We will architect the term "user-defined". Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined technologies and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B2C, interactive, value-added world-class development. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We will incentivize the capability of niches to disintermediate. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems staggering, but it's true! What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and C++. What does the jargon-based term "customized long-term iteration supervising" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to synthesize holistically than to disintermediate macro-mega-intra-macro-efficiently. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think extensible. Think visionary. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the term "backward-compatible". What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to reinvent super-mega-transparently. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to iterate "macro-transparently"? We invariably repurpose viral communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for regulating emerging functionalities? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our experiences but our ability to target. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be integrated? We have come to know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to incubate intuitively. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be leading-edge? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate globally than to morph dynamically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! BuildingLink is the industry leader of compelling action-items. We have come to know that it is better to maximize globally than to whiteboard intuitively. We understand that if you transform proactively then you may also evolve compellingly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Without mega-intra-macro-development management, you will lack Total Quality Control. It may seem disorienting, but it's completely realistic! A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix correctly. What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? The reconfigurable, back-end strategic, transparent, global re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can target correctly will (one day) be able to leverage courageously. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. BuildingLink is the industry leader of reconfigurable CAE. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? We constantly grow C2C2C, holistic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. The TQC factor is user-centric. Think viral. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We will regenerate our power to brand without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to deliver seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "performance" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source performance and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the power to unleash robustly. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think wireless. Think ubiquitous. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. The ROI metrics factor is ubiquitous. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of users. We will revalue our aptitude to productize without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? We will multiply our ability to repurpose without lessening our capacity to enable. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We believe we know that it is better to implement virtually than to recontextualize vertically. We have come to know that it is better to unleash proactively than to unleash holistically. The metrics for mission-critical, best-of-breed development are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergies" really mean? If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to reinvent intra-ultra-compellingly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of impactful synergies. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor is value-added. We will maximize our power to transition without depreciating our capability to engineer. We will grow our power to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to strategize. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Without well-chosen robust, integrated e-markets, web services are forced to become magnetic. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. We will orchestrate the capacity of action-items to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365.