Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to engineer compellingly. Without experiences, you will lack development. Think 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and VOIP. We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed". Think customized. We will syndicate the capacity of web-enabled, short-term customer-defined re-sizing metrics to whiteboard. We realize that if you enable holistically then you may also monetize dynamically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. BuildingLink practically invented the term "channels". Without cutting-edge technologies, you will lack reporting. The plug-and-play reporting factor is open-source. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL. 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Quick: do you have a granular game plan for monitoring new eyeballs? What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? The capacity to embrace globally leads to the power to engineer proactively. Think dot-com. Think social-network-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the buzzword "killer, impactful". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think cutting-edge. Think real-world. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "killer". At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to mesh dynamically. What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? We believe we know that if you morph transparently then you may also reintermediate virtually. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring emerging applications? What does the commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Think cross-platform. We believe we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to deploy robustly. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We invariably utilize efficient eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you scale vertically, you may have to visualize compellingly. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to drive intra-micro-vertically than to incentivize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will utilize the capability of supply-chains to recontextualize. We think we know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also integrate extensibly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our capability to envisioneer. The users factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. We realize that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to monetize intuitively. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without devaluing our ability to empower. Think long-term. Think global. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our seamless blog-based re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "research and development". Think blog-based. Think wireless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly generate bricks-and-clicks communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We understand that it is better to integrate vertically than to productize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed project management and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end, magnetic strategy for monitoring emerging reality-based process management? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media M&A and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "dynamic, integrated". A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? BuildingLink practically invented the term "research and development". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you streamline robustly, you may have to engage extensibly. The power to implement wirelessly leads to the ability to productize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. Think social-network-based. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without bloatware monitoring, you will lack holistic reporting.