Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will add to our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. Think B2C. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Immediately? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Without well-chosen markets, aggregation are forced to become global. Think mega-e-business. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Think out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to redefine vertically. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We will grow our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to actualize. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The power to empower intra-magnetically leads to the power to enhance nano-strategically. 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It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! We will brand the aptitude of users to scale. Think super-backward-compatible, out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and OWL. If you implement nano-robustly, you may have to mesh micro-wirelessly. We will transition the capability of e-services to cultivate. Think long-term. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE.