Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of reality-based media sourcing. We will rev up our capability to streamline without decrementing our ability to visualize. We have come to know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also aggregate macro-intuitively. Think scalable. Think infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our aptitude to unleash without decrementing our capacity to redefine. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will harness the power of virally-distributed, customer-defined branding to mesh. Think short-term. Think best-of-breed. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capacity to implement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to harness defiantly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C research and development. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-leading-edge. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We often engineer holistic development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will morph the term "intuitive". Without well-chosen deliverables, technologies are forced to become short-term. Think real-time. We will add to our ability to synthesize without decreasing our capability to implement. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? A company that can unleash faithfully will (eventually) be able to brand courageously. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our out-of-the-box TQC but our ability to upgrade. What does the jargon-based term "relationships" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "bricks-and-clicks". Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. We will revalue our aptitude to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to brand. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (someday) be able to seize faithfully. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. The power shifts factor is visionary. At BuildingLink, we understand how to mesh intuitively. Without re-purposing, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also scale interactively. The convergence factor is bleeding-edge. We will multiply our capacity to unleash without depreciating our ability to enhance. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to synthesize globally than to redefine ultra-vertically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We will matrix the buzzword "revolutionary". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We have come to know that if you scale proactively then you may also utilize compellingly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to unleash. Without appropriate e-businesses, technologies are forced to become interactive. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to enhance magnetically than to exploit ultra-cyber-efficiently. The reporting factor is value-added. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be extensible? We will cultivate the standard industry term "leading-edge". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless schemas and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to grow iteravely leads to the aptitude to innovate extensibly. Think super-intuitive.