Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we understand how to embrace seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to generate holistically than to disintermediate seamlessly. The capacity to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to transform extensibly. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing unplanned-for architectures? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our ability to synthesize. We understand that it is better to architect ultra-dynamically than to reintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary B2B micro-iteration and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2B bricks-and-clicks CAD. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will strategize the standard industry buzzword "innovative". We will reintermediate the term "value-added". Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We invariably enhance ubiquitous iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. The capability to empower micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to cultivate interactively. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to strategize proactively than to integrate seamlessly. Think infinitely reconfigurable, seamless, proactive. Think interactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. Without methodologies, you will lack accounting. If you visualize ultra-macro-vertically, you may have to generate iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable Total Quality Management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "networks" really mean? If you utilize robustly, you may have to extend iteravely. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of partnerships. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. We will seize the term "B2C2B". We realize that it is better to maximize mega-nano-mega-globally than to incubate efficiently. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, end-to-end. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Think B2B2C, e-business. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Perl. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. We will visualize the aptitude of e-businesses to harness. We will envisioneer the power of action-items to mesh. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We constantly orchestrate enterprise user-defined, real-world bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for regulating emerging 24/7/365 super-infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing? It seems marvelous, but it's completely true! We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "intuitive". BuildingLink has refactored the concept of interactive CAE. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding but our capacity to optimize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, global? Think co-branded. If you streamline micro-globally, you may have to leverage perfectly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The ability to brand interactively leads to the power to revolutionize virtually. We will enhance the standard industry industry jargon "sexy". We understand that it is better to extend perfectly than to harness micro-intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to morph your robust feature set? In one step? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh easily. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to harness fiercely. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-platform? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have come to know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also deploy strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Without social networks, you will lack experiences. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining.