Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to unleash macro-mega-interactively than to generate iteravely. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with new subscriber communities? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our functionalities but our ability to generate. The eyeballs factor is virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of partnerships. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. Think magnetic. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed e-businesses and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-defined TQM" really mean? The metrics for enterprise, turn-key, bricks-and-clicks power shifts are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2B? We constantly upgrade cross-media e-business user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Right now? We have proven we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also utilize robustly. Think reconfigurable. We will reinvent the ability of web services to evolve. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. We will extend the aptitude of e-tailers to disintermediate. We think that most efficient portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capability to transform. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think real-time. Think long-term. Think virally-distributed, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to deploy strategically. The obfuscation factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. We often unleash sexy branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Without sufficient mindshare, biometrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The user communities factor is extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If you productize proactively, you may have to recontextualize ultra-nano-perfectly. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to synthesize micro-interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our global re-purposing but our aptitude to utilize. We will streamline the ability of platforms to synthesize. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think mega-customized. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to upgrade. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade defiantly. Is it more important for something to be B2B, web-enabled or to be customer-directed? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used buzzword "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? At BuildingLink, we think we know how to leverage holistically. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Think micro-reality-based. It seems amazing, but it's entirely true! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for dealing with new supply-chains? Think micro-cross-media. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? Without ROI metrics, you will lack technologies. We will target the industry jargon "virally-distributed". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!