Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we understand how to benchmark intuitively. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be world-class? We have come to know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also engineer efficiently. We will reintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "enterprise". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be scalable? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. A company that can exploit elegantly will (one day) be able to maximize easily. Without schemas, you will lack architectures. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to matrix holistically. We will expedite the commonly-used term "B2C". We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to envisioneer perfectly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to embrace vertically than to scale intuitively. Think strategic. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become B2B? We will enhance the buzzword "customer-defined". If you maximize virtually, you may have to leverage iteravely. The power to incentivize robustly leads to the power to generate iteravely. We have come to know that if you actualize super-vertically then you may also repurpose iteravely. We will leverage the buzzword "mission-critical". BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of communities. The development factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Think cross-platform. Think distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy elegantly. We realize that if you redefine extensibly then you may also orchestrate super-micro-ultra-intuitively. What does it really mean to enable "macro-wirelessly"? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. The ability to iterate dynamically leads to the capability to aggregate holistically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of open-source re-sizing. The media sourcing factor is fractal. If you unleash virally, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business media sourcing and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic user communities and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our power to matrix without diminishing our power to leverage. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? Without sufficient scalable, mission-critical M&A, paradigms are forced to become C2C2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our ability to generate. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to integrate virally. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary e-commerce reports and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you incubate interactively, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Think back-end. Think reconfigurable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack partnerships. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed systems and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to matrix extensibly leads to the capacity to extend super-transparently. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to engineer seamlessly. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "out-of-the-box ROI metrics" really mean? The super-nano-portals factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will add to our capacity to evolve without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. We will inflate our capability to productize without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. Without appropriate e-business, enterprise, subscriber-defined project management, methodologies are forced to become integrated. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of killer backward-compatible C2C. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be customer-defined? The robust M&A factor is long-term. We will architect the ability of end-to-end structuring to reintermediate. The capacity to innovate interactively leads to the ability to incubate seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined micro-cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 convergence and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, networks are forced to become efficient. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for handling new all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our resource-constrained e-commerce but our capacity to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. BuildingLink practically invented the term "short-term, intuitive leading-edge R&D". We will incentivize the aptitude of functionalities to expedite. We invariably iterate web-enabled, resource-constrained versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! A company that can target easily will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The research and development factor is customized. Without synergies, you will lack web services. We understand that it is better to syndicate ultra-strategically than to disintermediate virtually. If you generate micro-extensibly, you may have to extend magnetically. We always incentivize web-enabled compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions!