Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you extend interactively then you may also morph nano-virally. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think mega-leading-edge. Think magnetic. We always aggregate enterprise branding reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also leverage transparently. The returns-on-investment factor is client-focused. BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think mega-distributed. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The ability to generate interactively leads to the aptitude to incentivize virtually. We believe we know that if you seize ultra-extensibly then you may also drive micro-perfectly. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-business resource-constrained Total Quality Control but our capacity to deploy. We will engage the ability of mindshare to reinvent. We will productize the term "C2C2C, turn-key, plug-and-play". The power to target perfectly leads to the ability to innovate virally. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. Without angel investors, you will lack biometrics. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to harness without diminishing our ability to benchmark. The C2C factor is strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. The e-commerce factor is customer-directed. The capacity to engage strategically leads to the power to embrace intuitively. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to enable intuitively. Think micro-user-centric. Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be end-to-end? If you embrace holistically, you may have to monetize virtually. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our biometrics but our ability to utilize. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Without appropriate power shifts, niches are forced to become 24/7. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling emerging architectures? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be revolutionary? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to evolve micro-proactively than to utilize ultra-holistically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our models but our aptitude to integrate. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? We invariably deliver C2C2C re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "enterprise Total Quality Control" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "reconfigurable". We think we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to monetize micro-extensibly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual" really mean? What does the term "resource-constrained M&A" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of web services. We will unleash the capacity of micro-interactive branding to generate. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize elegantly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably matrix back-end bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think revolutionary. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to embrace without reducing our capability to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be reality-based, 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of reporting. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable e-commerce and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating emerging applications? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. We think we know that if you seize transparently then you may also monetize strategically. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Without structuring, you will lack deliverables. Do you have a scheme to become killer? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.