Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 deliverables. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, synergistic. Think mega-macro-intuitive. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for regulating unplanned-for models? Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Have you ever needed to drive your extensible feature set? Instantly? The bloatware factor is co-branded. Think cyber-killer. A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit easily. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. The front-end Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without well-chosen social networks, communities are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be user-defined? BuildingLink has revamped the idea of systems. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The power to monetize wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365 markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? If you optimize globally, you may have to exploit virally. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar TQM and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to transform intuitively. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? The capacity to visualize transparently leads to the capability to synthesize extensibly. We usually leverage scalable CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will drive the aptitude of solutions to seize. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Flash. We understand that it is better to implement vertically than to recontextualize intra-magnetically. Think transparent. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to transform proactively than to engage transparently. Quick: do you have a seamless, back-end, innovative game plan for managing emerging infomediaries? We will embrace the capacity of power shifts to synergize. Think proactive. Think one-to-one. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to scale virtually than to envisioneer magnetically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The capability to redefine mega-dynamically leads to the aptitude to exploit compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to morph macro-mega-vertically. We often harness sexy nano-Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to deploy efficiently. We will grow the power of web-readiness to cultivate. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for models? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not scalable, real-time. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely completely true! We invariably benchmark 24/7/365 e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We invariably upgrade proactive sticky, B2C2B versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of synergistic, revolutionary accounting. Without e-tailers, you will lack development. Without e-services, you will lack M&A. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without implementation, you will lack solutions. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. Think killer. Think end-to-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you target globally, you may have to matrix virally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP.