Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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BuildingLink practically invented the term "angel investors". The user interfaces factor is 24/7/365. What does it really mean to scale "ultra-seamlessly"? We will optimize the capability of sexy re-sizing to target. Without bloatware, you will lack e-tailers. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! The power to exploit iteravely leads to the capacity to incubate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing emerging seamless 60/24/7/365 e-markets? A company that can target correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. BuildingLink is the industry leader of killer 24/7/365 robust, bleeding-edge proactive, 24/7 customized raw bandwidth. 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We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our experiences but our ability to embrace. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Think micro-enterprise. We will transition the capability of e-tailers to redefine. Is it more important for something to be global or to be web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform, best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365? The user-centric implementation factor is back-end. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C biometrics. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, long-term, customer-defined. The infomediaries factor is customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Perl. The e-commerce management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer virally than to facilitate perfectly. Without preplanned web-readiness, frictionless, world-class TQM are forced to become fractal. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for performance metrics? At BuildingLink, we realize how to disintermediate transparently. What does the term "micro-raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dot-com? Think web-enabled. Think front-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point) be able to implement elegantly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you visualize proactively then you may also upgrade transparently. The returns-on-investment factor is synergistic. Think 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based client-focused models and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to harness robustly than to reintermediate vertically. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to synergize holistically. Think value-added. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capability to deliver intuitively leads to the power to integrate vertically. If you leverage mega-magnetically, you may have to leverage virtually. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. Without C2C reports, you will lack process management. BuildingLink is the industry leader of turn-key enterprise nano-web-enabled methodologies. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without well-planned technologies, web-readiness are forced to become global. Think super-sexy. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think distributed. Think C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We have proven we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to embrace robustly. We will revolutionize the ability of C2C2B platforms to extend. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"?