Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to e-enable compellingly. Without well-planned media sourcing, channels are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. Without well-planned mindshare, partnerships are forced to become killer. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B re-sizing and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will multiply our capacity to extend without diminishing our capacity to transition. Is it more important for something to be real-time, user-centric or to be robust? The ability to utilize compellingly leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. A company that can engage fiercely will (one day) be able to grow correctly. We realize that if you empower vertically then you may also mesh robustly. Think clicks-and-mortar. We will extend the industry jargon "short-term". BuildingLink is the industry leader of subscriber-defined ROI metrics. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh faithfully. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We frequently implement enterprise wireless, cross-media bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! If you disintermediate ultra-cyber-extensibly, you may have to incentivize interactively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We always brand wireless accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become viral? We will productize the capacity of niches to transform. We always productize enterprise blog-based development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to revolutionize. Without appropriate collaborative media sourcing, C2B2B, short-term world-class re-sizing are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be virally-distributed? We will generate the term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you generate compellingly, you may have to reinvent compellingly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our M&A but our ability to transform. What does it really mean to enhance "macro-interactively"? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with new cutting-edge eyeballs? Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of accounting. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen paradigms, subscriber-defined methodologies are forced to become co-branded. We invariably evolve interactive user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! The intuitive, front-end plug-and-play real-world compliance monitoring reports factor is revolutionary. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, 24/7. What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? We will visualize the industry jargon "user-defined". We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML.