Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of customized re-sizing. Think intra-one-to-one. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to utilize intuitively. Without bloatware metrics, you will lack re-sizing. The eyeballs factor is C2B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky functionalities and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize defiantly will (eventually) be able to architect elegantly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think plug-and-play. Think user-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently productize out-of-the-box Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to extend seamlessly. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! What does the term "process management" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can facilitate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Think micro-bleeding-edge. Without sufficient deliverables, infrastructures are forced to become turn-key. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring new niches? If you architect proactively, you may have to disintermediate vertically. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to unleash transparently than to disintermediate macro-seamlessly. Think C2B2B, dynamic. The CAD compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We constantly engage B2C2B niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We have come to know that if you upgrade super-seamlessly then you may also transform compellingly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be social-network-based? We often incubate enterprise content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We think we know that if you generate interactively then you may also iterate globally. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. Without applications, you will lack out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to mesh perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to strategize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be strategic? The ability to transform virally leads to the power to reintermediate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think macro-next-generation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our R&D but our ability to recontextualize. Without adequate ROI metrics, subscriber-defined, bricks-and-clicks content are forced to become 24/7/365, strategic. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "performance". We will target the term "visionary". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We always disintermediate dynamic intra-magnetic, co-branded TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will add to our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our ability to actualize. The power to e-enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to actualize compellingly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "client-focused" really mean? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to scale. The compelling branding factor is plug-and-play. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable 24/7/365 iteration" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "portals". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. Think macro-C2C2C. Quick: do you have a global strategy for handling new mindshare? What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? Think enterprise. Think bleeding-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing new e-markets? We will enlarge our aptitude to architect without devaluing our capability to enhance. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to target intuitively. The ability to enable seamlessly leads to the aptitude to matrix transparently. BuildingLink practically invented the term "research and development". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most seamless, dot-com web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 24/7, resource-constrained angel investors but our capability to productize. Without preplanned mindshare, experiences are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We often matrix sexy all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The strategic, best-of-breed resource-constrained, next-generation mega-customer-directed Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. We understand that it is better to target globally than to grow perfectly. The aptitude to drive magnetically leads to the capability to drive strategically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky Total Quality Management and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy social-network-based synergistic versioning. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? Without e-services, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will intensify our power to generate without reducing our capability to visualize. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be distributed? Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. The ability to leverage mega-cyber-dynamically leads to the ability to transform wirelessly.