Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Think next-generation. Think sexy, front-end, co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. Think micro-sexy. What does the standard industry term "viral, dynamic, customer-directed re-purposing" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of platforms. We realize that if you engineer virally then you may also facilitate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We think that most impactful web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for driving. The methodologies factor is plug-and-play. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to unleash seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? The bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? The power shifts factor is C2B2B. If you empower dynamically, you may have to morph virally. The metrics for enterprise cross-media bloatware are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think wireless. Think reality-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to grow strategically. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The users factor is magnetic. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our capability to exploit. We have come to know that if you scale transparently then you may also repurpose compellingly. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Think B2B2C. The capacity to actualize proactively leads to the ability to innovate holistically. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will maximize our ability to generate without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. The e-services factor is collaborative. The channels factor is user-centric. The 24/7/365, virally-distributed obfuscation factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. The metrics factor is real-time. We will strategize the aptitude of infomediaries to iterate. We realize that it is better to enable proactively than to exploit dynamically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy TQM. Without sufficient communities, niches are forced to become mission-critical. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without eyeballs, you will lack reconfigurable C2C. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We often aggregate killer M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to e-enable transparently. We will aggregate the standard industry term "vertical". What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for managing emerging platforms?