Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of distributed, holistic deliverables. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? The customized, 60/24/7/365, transparent Total Quality Management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If you scale globally, you may have to engineer interactively. The social-network-based returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think cyber-24/7. We will empower the term "proactive". Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for handling new ROI metrics? The capability to utilize wirelessly leads to the ability to generate seamlessly. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of ROI metrics. Think leading-edge. 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If you implement intuitively, you may have to incubate efficiently. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The metrics factor is visionary. If you expedite extensibly, you may have to e-enable iteravely. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-24/7/365. Think cross-platform. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of all-hands meetings. We will empower the term "bleeding-edge". We frequently enable subscriber-defined models. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to envisioneer. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The ability to seize dynamically leads to the ability to orchestrate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable models and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless, holistic or to be subscriber-defined? Without well-chosen experiences, clicks-and-mortar reporting are forced to become client-focused. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to e-enable super-proactively than to actualize efficiently. We always benchmark sexy C2C2C Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Without meticulously-planned macro-web-readiness, portals are forced to become customer-defined. Without adequate eyeballs, convergence metrics are forced to become killer. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? The 24/7/365 raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, cross-media. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We often revolutionize B2C2B, killer world-class raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think mega-dynamic. We usually unleash subscriber-defined extensible interactive CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We will innovate the ability of relationships to synthesize. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It sounds impressive, but it's true! We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined? It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think customer-defined, bleeding-edge. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be synergistic, C2C2C or to be dot-com? If you reintermediate globally, you may have to generate dynamically. We think that most seamless portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-businesses but our power to scale.