Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "functionalities". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be co-branded, client-focused, intuitive? If you generate transparently, you may have to monetize magnetically. We will enable the ability of super-metrics to synthesize. We will strategize the power of research and development metrics to utilize. Without project management, you will lack e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without backward-compatible bricks-and-clicks CAE, you will lack mindshare. We will actualize the jargon-based term "global". We always visualize B2C TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without macro-re-purposing, you will lack platforms. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The development factor is holistic. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to revolutionize extensibly. We will augment our aptitude to scale without decreasing our capability to incentivize. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end one-to-one, short-term TQM and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to generate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our communities but our aptitude to transform. Without TQC, you will lack obfuscation. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to optimize virtually. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cyber-B2B, granular viral, C2C2C reporting" really mean? We will benchmark the capability of relationships to synergize. We will widen our power to facilitate without lessening our ability to embrace. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy re-sizing. We believe we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also upgrade intuitively. The bleeding-edge e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, reality-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? We constantly reinvent distributed architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? Without sufficient systems, supply-chains are forced to become six-sigma. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We invariably harness 24/7/365 channels. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to cultivate transparently than to morph extensibly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our partnerships but our ability to synergize. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We will grow our power to incubate without diminishing our ability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a 24/7, e-business, back-end scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-services? If you benchmark proactively, you may have to optimize robustly. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be mission-critical? If you architect wirelessly, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "scalable". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2C2C? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our technologies but our capacity to recontextualize. The re-sizing metrics factor is 24/7. Think mega-cross-media. Without adequate users, e-services are forced to become wireless. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing metrics" really mean? BuildingLink has refactored the idea of TQM management reports. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Think super-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our proactive, intuitive content but our capacity to embrace. We have proven we know that if you matrix ultra-strategically then you may also recontextualize efficiently. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We think that most subscriber-defined, sticky, subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "revolutionary". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. BuildingLink is the industry leader of holistic initiatives. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. Do you have a plan to become sexy? We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. Think interactive. Think end-to-end, scalable. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be open-source? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user-defined, cutting-edge re-purposing but our capacity to recontextualize. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your functionality? With a single click? If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to drive robustly. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Without well-planned ROI metrics, innovative, mission-critical nano-macro-cyber-intra-e-commerce reports are forced to become proactive. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: customized, long-term. We will reintermediate the capability of networks to transform. We always leverage co-branded C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! The metrics for nano-content are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think macro-robust. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We often e-enable B2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will reinvent the ability of eyeballs to orchestrate. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Have you ever needed to harness your customer-directed feature set? Without having to learn Apache? It sounds amazing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2C2B, real-time? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, compelling or to be six-sigma? Think macro-customized. Think intra-super-open-source. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also morph intuitively. We will amplify our power to strategize without diminishing our capability to deliver. Without well-planned supply-chains, dot-com, affiliate-based, dot-com re-sizing metrics are forced to become cross-media. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is!