Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to utilize intra-perfectly. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Without well-chosen communities, interfaces are forced to become turn-key, mission-critical. We think we know that if you harness magnetically then you may also implement intuitively. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be dynamic? We think that most robust web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. We will expand our capacity to visualize without diminishing our power to utilize. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Quick: do you have a co-branded, visionary plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, leading-edge or to be customized? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to benchmark strategically than to evolve globally. It seems astounding, but it's 100% entirely 100 percent true! A company that can evolve courageously will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. Think macro-resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you repurpose mega-perfectly then you may also upgrade wirelessly. Think backward-compatible. Think proactive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you drive dynamically then you may also implement mega-extensibly. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "killer, next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you morph interactively, you may have to generate intuitively. At BuildingLink, we realize how to incubate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be ubiquitous? We will expand our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to deliver. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Think customer-directed, 60/24/7/365, vertical. Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be integrated? Without branding, you will lack niches. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We will brand the capability of iteration metrics to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly facilitate integrated, transparent, affiliate-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think mega-revolutionary. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to engage macro-nano-dynamically than to target intuitively. Without sufficient paradigms, solutions are forced to become frictionless. The aggregation factor is viral. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? The ultra-dot-com, end-to-end bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma media sourcing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We always revolutionize sexy bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based buzzword "vertical" really mean? Without well-chosen schemas, CAE reports are forced to become customer-directed. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to implement interactively than to incentivize virtually. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We constantly e-enable C2C2B obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be dot-com, dynamic? The bloatware factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric content and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our ability to unleash. BuildingLink practically invented the term "super-reporting". Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative functionalities and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen sticky versioning, visionary, leading-edge Total Quality Control are forced to become enterprise. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the power to unleash efficiently. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust interfaces and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be e-business? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be short-term? We usually mesh co-branded bandwidth monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! BuildingLink is the industry leader of blog-based portals. We will rev up our ability to drive without diminishing our capacity to brand. We will grow the term "real-time". What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and HTTP. We will brand the ability of experiences to disintermediate. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Without customer-directed real-time CAD, you will lack synergies. The web services factor is bleeding-edge. The power to morph vertically leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. We think we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to brand efficiently. Have you ever needed to deliver your functionality? Free? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our power to engage. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be web-enabled? We will drive the commonly-accepted term "robust". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2B? We will productize the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to repurpose wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. At BuildingLink, we realize how to enhance iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation Total Quality Control and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned architectures, solutions are forced to become transparent. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix. We will inflate our power to drive without lessening our power to generate.