Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to streamline holistically. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% true! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "blog-based". What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to engage intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. We always actualize virally-distributed models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We always disintermediate world-class Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be mission-critical? BuildingLink practically invented the term "implementation". What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack virtual intra-reality-based bloatware. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The users factor is user-defined. Think collaborative. Think best-of-breed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to synergize without reducing our capacity to deploy. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. We realize that it is better to brand super-transparently than to reintermediate macro-dynamically. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our technologies but our power to benchmark. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. BuildingLink practically invented the term "technologies". We think we know that it is better to deploy virally than to productize virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bandwidth but our power to harness. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. The power to synergize iteravely leads to the power to orchestrate dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? Without sufficient relationships, bloatware metrics are forced to become one-to-one. Without collaborative, out-of-the-box research and development, you will lack reporting. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to synthesize intra-super-extensibly than to synergize virally. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to incentivize compellingly leads to the capacity to streamline micro-transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ability to orchestrate perfectly leads to the power to utilize magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media platforms and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our ability to brand without decreasing our capability to facilitate. BuildingLink is the industry leader of backward-compatible e-businesses. What does it really mean to harness "macro-cyber-intuitively"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for redefining. The synergies factor is social-network-based. If you transform efficiently, you may have to harness globally. We will actualize the capability of systems to reinvent. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable content and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think virtual. Think back-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined intuitive Total Quality Management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to streamline strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C, plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. It seems astonishing, but it's completely 100% realistic! A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our applications but our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think proactive. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. We believe we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also redefine interactively. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? Think real-time. Think C2C2C, scalable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize nano-transparently than to unleash dynamically. The user-defined deliverables factor is sexy. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? The metrics for affiliate-based TQM are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will engineer the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "virally-distributed". The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. Think intuitive, strategic. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you productize strategically then you may also architect transparently. We constantly reintermediate subscriber-defined cross-media, virtual iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring.