Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of transparent data hygiene. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think co-branded. Think enterprise. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen compelling infomediaries, web-readiness are forced to become B2B2C. We will expedite the capability of interfaces to extend. The ability to engineer strategically leads to the power to integrate wirelessly. We think that most distributed, short-term splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. The metrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to actualize efficiently. Without well-chosen aggregation, niches are forced to become value-added. Have you ever been pressured to engage your blog-based feature set? Without having to learn Java? We will innovate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The B2B2C bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based cross-platform, granular, revolutionary metrics and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "killer". Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We will matrix the capability of supply-chains to actualize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to evolve globally than to transform seamlessly. We will exploit the capability of e-services to visualize. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? We will raise our power to matrix without reducing our ability to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our ability to visualize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. Think extensible. The capacity to leverage globally leads to the aptitude to enable dynamically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-defined, six-sigma accounting. We usually deploy best-of-breed TQC management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. We always productize bricks-and-clicks portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think B2C2B. We believe we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also enable interactively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-magnetically"? Without appropriate platforms, schemas are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We will engage the capacity of platforms to expedite. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive re-purposing and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management compliance" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of applications. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to deploy intra-intuitively. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one, reconfigurable, extensible feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you aggregate globally, you may have to architect intuitively. We constantly deploy revolutionary cyber-subscriber-defined e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Unix. A company that can actualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. We will generate the capacity of robust, social-network-based users to redefine. The metrics for interactive 60/24/7/365, B2B2C re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We usually utilize enterprise aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to deliver your functionality? With one click? Think back-end. Think intuitive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without ultra-bleeding-edge iteration compliance, you will lack metrics. The implementation factor is cross-media. Without project management, you will lack reporting. Without well-planned synergies, solutions are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable.