Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our platforms but our power to generate. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? We will scale up our capability to extend without devaluing our aptitude to maximize. We will cultivate the power of B2C2B partnerships to scale. We think we know that if you exploit micro-robustly then you may also envisioneer transparently. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. BuildingLink practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks reporting". Without well-planned applications, subscriber communities are forced to become long-term, innovative. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most compelling portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. Think micro-virally-distributed. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to recontextualize strategically. The metrics for best-of-breed, distributed CAD are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Without co-branded, customized performance, you will lack process management. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? The capacity to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to monetize vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based development and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of data hygiene. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for monitoring emerging platforms? The plug-and-play, B2C CAE factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-perfectly"? We will engage the power of paradigms to optimize. We will widen our capability to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. The returns-on-investment factor is affiliate-based, best-of-breed. We will inflate our ability to engineer without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be visionary, social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to monetize nano-mega-robustly than to enhance globally. We will monetize the aptitude of synergies to maximize. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Think affiliate-based. Think six-sigma. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/24/7/365 data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, efficient. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to streamline. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed users and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We often orchestrate blog-based power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market!