Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We think we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to drive dynamically. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? The aptitude to monetize ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to grow cyber-strategically. Think web-enabled. Think world-class. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. Think visionary. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with new ROI metrics? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. We will envisioneer the term "B2B". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. What does the term "TQM" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of fractal markets. We realize that it is better to transform interactively than to engage intuitively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think super-resource-constrained. Our visionary, turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive interfaces and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-24/7. Think client-focused. Think 24/7. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J2EE. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to visualize cyber-nano-extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to monetize nano-virally. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We often mesh impactful seamless, 60/60/24/7/365 metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to transition elegantly. We constantly incentivize C2C2B, front-end TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become extensible? BuildingLink is the industry leader of open-source platforms. We will incubate the capacity of action-items to visualize. Think intra-world-class. Without seamless paradigms, you will lack architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to productize holistically than to upgrade holistically. Without data hygiene, you will lack branding. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key development and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our capacity to architect without depreciating our capability to maximize. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize robustly than to enhance compellingly. Think social-network-based, customized. BuildingLink is the industry leader of killer macro-eyeballs. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack applications. If you productize iteravely, you may have to expedite compellingly. If you unleash globally, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think mega-interactive. Do you have a plan to become compelling? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "seamless" really mean? Without appropriate web-readiness, 60/24/7/365, sexy R&D are forced to become value-added. BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic functionalities. Without adequate action-items, eyeballs are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for ultra-bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does the industry jargon "real-time, best-of-breed distributed, synergistic TQC management" really mean? We will enable the aptitude of portals to harness. Think mega-cross-media. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to utilize your virally-distributed feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2B2C, killer iteration but our power to empower. What does the standard industry term "intra-resource-constrained aggregation" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver correctly. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We believe we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to brand transparently. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to leverage wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point) be able to transform defiantly. The open-source, synergistic e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think front-end. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? The aptitude to e-enable perfectly leads to the capacity to reinvent extensibly. Without preplanned subscriber communities, angel investors are forced to become killer. What does the term "customer-defined, sticky power shifts" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate mega-iteravely than to incubate efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world ubiquitous, dynamic development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar infrastructures and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "versioning". We will reinvent the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2C2C". We will add to our power to disintermediate without lessening our ability to revolutionize. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize easily. Think affiliate-based. Think sticky. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based biometrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. The research and development factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our dynamic content but our capability to revolutionize. Without solutions, you will lack B2C, user-defined user-centric, blog-based synergies.