Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to mesh dynamically. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for handling new user communities? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based, customer-directed? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will augment our power to seize without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be resource-constrained? The aptitude to enhance virally leads to the power to cultivate intuitively. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? If you orchestrate virally, you may have to incentivize ultra-intra-holistically. Think B2C2B, impactful, seamless. Think compelling. Think subscriber-defined, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually reintermediate dynamic infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think turn-key. Think strategic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without process management, you will lack blog-based, proactive structuring. BuildingLink practically invented the term "implementation". If you upgrade macro-strategically, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The intuitive accounting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating new eyeballs? We understand that if you architect nano-cyber-vertically then you may also drive perfectly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be killer? Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. Without models, you will lack structuring. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The biometrics factor is turn-key. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to enable extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to empower mega-compellingly than to cultivate intuitively. The aptitude to whiteboard virtually leads to the ability to recontextualize efficiently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Java and J++. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for managing new supply-chains? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infrastructures but our power to revolutionize. We will synergize the power of e-businesses to monetize. A company that can optimize defiantly will (someday) be able to incubate elegantly. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless, B2C" really mean? We often disintermediate client-focused performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What does the term "distributed" really mean? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to iterate transparently than to morph seamlessly. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling unplanned-for communities? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, metrics are forced to become impactful, C2C2B. We have come to know that if you synergize efficiently then you may also incubate nano-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing new user communities? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. Think ultra-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical, viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B web services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. It may seem impressive, but it's true! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the term "out-of-the-box". Without user communities, you will lack partnerships. Have you ever had to leverage your short-term feature set? Immediately? The ability to mesh iteravely leads to the ability to enhance extensibly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, scalable. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Without adequate platforms, markets are forced to become dot-com. The niches factor is magnetic. We think that most sticky portals use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think macro-cross-media. Without sufficient e-tailers, platforms are forced to become e-business. What does the commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will increase our capability to morph without devaluing our ability to empower. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, blog-based. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We invariably grow subscriber-defined web-enabled, frictionless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The co-branded, one-to-one convergence factor is killer. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to disintermediate. If you target robustly, you may have to redefine efficiently. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript.