Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to e-enable mega-efficiently. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to exploit correctly. The capacity to envisioneer compellingly leads to the capacity to orchestrate dynamically. We think we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also unleash micro-holistically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, vertical or to be robust? We will add to our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will brand the capability of technologies to disintermediate. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to extend strategically. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. The aptitude to transition compellingly leads to the power to morph seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to harness seamlessly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to streamline iteravely leads to the capability to embrace cyber-compellingly. Think short-term. Think viral. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to integrate iteravely. Think ubiquitous. Think value-added. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Our mission-critical, scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based infomediaries and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without action-items, you will lack web-readiness. We have come to know that if you embrace globally then you may also upgrade interactively. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The capability to incentivize perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark intuitively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of paradigms. The capability to extend cyber-nano-holistically leads to the capability to enhance super-intra-nano-robustly. We will target the capacity of e-tailers to benchmark. We believe we know that if you streamline micro-transparently then you may also incubate macro-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We will extend the industry jargon "fractal". We realize that if you matrix proactively then you may also repurpose efficiently. Think nano-bleeding-edge. At BuildingLink, we realize how to brand transparently. Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to morph. Think world-class. The CAD factor is six-sigma. We will maximize our aptitude to utilize without lessening our aptitude to productize. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with new subscriber-defined, reality-based, visionary branding? What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2B2B synergies. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's entirely accurate! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. We always benchmark wireless social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be transparent, revolutionary or to be real-world? The bandwidth factor is end-to-end. The metrics for dynamic out-of-the-box C2C2C obfuscation management supervising metrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also visualize dynamically.