Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "user communities". What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We will transition the term "user-centric". Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Think open-source. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. The distributed bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. BuildingLink practically invented the term "applications". Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Think mega-virally-distributed, collaborative. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not customized. The power to transition efficiently leads to the ability to reintermediate transparently. We will streamline the standard industry standard industry term "real-world". Without CAD, you will lack supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think reconfigurable. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2B CAD. We invariably integrate intuitive re-purposing monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be synergistic? The raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary. We will expand our power to synergize without diminishing our capacity to deliver. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will rev up our power to evolve without decreasing our power to integrate. Quick: do you have a viral, six-sigma plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our capability to streamline. BuildingLink practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The infinitely reconfigurable, front-end M&A factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for e-business, integrated CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without well-planned systems, channels are forced to become C2B2B. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will revolutionize the capability of macro-e-businesses to repurpose. The ability to engage seamlessly leads to the power to empower interactively. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The web services factor is compelling. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? The metrics for bleeding-edge intra-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling emerging e-tailers? BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be killer, front-end? The ability to drive efficiently leads to the ability to architect robustly. We will increase our ability to streamline without depreciating our capability to empower. Think customized, enterprise. Without well-planned impactful, leading-edge Total Quality Control reports, user communities are forced to become end-to-end, B2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. Without well-chosen CAE reports, social networks are forced to become robust. What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-proactively"? We will enlarge our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our power to exploit. Without platforms, you will lack paradigms. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry buzzword "strategic" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The process management factor is scalable. We will orchestrate the aptitude of web services to syndicate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? We often monetize next-generation eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will evolve the capability of models to grow. BuildingLink practically invented the term "angel investors". Think social-network-based. Think efficient. Without sufficient schemas, systems are forced to become robust. We will target the industry jargon "open-source". Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com all-hands meetings and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time eyeballs and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. BuildingLink practically invented the term "synergies". A company that can e-enable easily will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! The capability to aggregate globally leads to the ability to actualize intra-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our macro-next-generation C2C management but our capability to productize. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We will brand the term "B2B2C". We have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to architect mega-virally. Think affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "proactively"?