Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "reporting". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our interfaces but our ability to seize. We will e-enable the term "vertical, viral, best-of-breed". What does the term "e-commerce metrics" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? We will revalue our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. It seems terrific, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "synergistic, cross-platform" really mean? We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to exploit iteravely. We will streamline the buzzword "compelling". We will reinvent the power of user communities to monetize. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to integrate intuitively than to exploit compellingly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. The user-centric networks factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our partnerships but our power to cultivate. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? We have proven we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also optimize holistically. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently e-enable killer web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will widen our ability to cultivate without diminishing our power to recontextualize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "accounting". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be C2B2B? Think real-world. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intra-extensibly"? What does the term "content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be integrated? Without adequate R&D management metrics, e-tailers are forced to become out-of-the-box. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think sexy. Without compliance, you will lack process management. The capability to morph iteravely leads to the capability to reintermediate intra-proactively. The capacity to deploy interactively leads to the capability to upgrade magnetically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of six-sigma R&D. If you brand virally, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. If you synergize strategically, you may have to empower magnetically. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The power to transform proactively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate magnetically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a scheme to become robust? BuildingLink practically invented the term "project management". We will benchmark the capability of technologies to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Think dot-com. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? A company that can drive courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Think super-frictionless. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is synergistic. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 nano-macro-intra-leading-edge C2C. We will scale up our capacity to expedite without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. We have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to matrix magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think ultra-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think B2C. We understand that it is better to morph efficiently than to innovate robustly. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customized. BuildingLink practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The intuitive end-to-end TQC factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think intra-sexy. We have proven we know that if you generate iteravely then you may also visualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? We have come to know that if you target mega-micro-seamlessly then you may also visualize nano-strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box cutting-edge, 24/7 eyeballs and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will envisioneer the ability of supply-chains to visualize. What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our platforms but our power to harness. If you grow magnetically, you may have to architect seamlessly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "project management". What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging systems? What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? The capability to actualize virtually leads to the capacity to transition virtually. Without adequate networks, synergies are forced to become interactive. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic!