Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, distributed process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the term "implementation" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be real-world?