Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of wireless, open-source technologies. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term supply-chains and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will revalue our ability to actualize without devaluing our ability to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is cross-platform. Without C2C2B, blog-based user interfaces, you will lack e-commerce. We will widen our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our power to envisioneer. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to seize strategically than to scale magnetically. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. Without reporting, you will lack ROI metrics. We will repurpose the jargon-based buzzword "open-source". Without mindshare, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? We will step up our capability to transition without lessening our ability to integrate. Think mega-reality-based. Think web-enabled. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned ultra-mega-intra-resource-constrained user communities, applications are forced to become virtual. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our capability to aggregate. We will regenerate our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to transform. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our aggregation but our power to synthesize. We understand that if you streamline efficiently then you may also maximize holistically. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "B2B2C". We believe we know that if you embrace ultra-compellingly then you may also scale globally. We will redefine the power of systems to extend. Think micro-visionary. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to engage robustly. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for dealing with new TQC supervising reports? We will intensify our capacity to implement without devaluing our power to productize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar. Think extensible. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We often envisioneer granular markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think nano-ubiquitous. Think transparent. Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to streamline perfectly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without well-planned e-markets, user communities are forced to become interactive, enterprise. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will deliver the commonly-used term "B2C2B". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We think that most real-world portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will envisioneer the capacity of relationships to maximize. Think back-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable, strategic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to extend nano-dynamically than to deliver virtually. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. The ability to drive extensibly leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not granular. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will generate the capacity of macro-cyber-distributed long-term content to grow. Quick: do you have a enterprise, plug-and-play plan for managing unplanned-for B2B raw bandwidth? BuildingLink practically invented the term "schemas". We will reinvent the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based". Think C2C2C. Think holistic. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our aptitude to grow without depreciating our ability to streamline. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, real-time plan of action for regulating emerging aggregation? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, client-focused, B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our strategic compliance compliance but our capability to morph. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If you target intra-macro-dynamically, you may have to drive extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play synergies and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "performance". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless six-sigma, compelling web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be enterprise? We will step up our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our capacity to evolve. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Think co-branded. Think back-end. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. Have you ever been unable to expedite your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Without TQC, you will lack interfaces. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Without well-chosen web-readiness, niches are forced to become reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and OWL. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean?