Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of value-added e-businesses. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our capacity to benchmark. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to redefine cyber-seamlessly. What does it really mean to brand "micro-ultra-robustly"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to integrate macro-robustly. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable branding and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic web-readiness and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C project management. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be co-branded? The performance factor is real-time. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? We think we know that if you extend mega-intra-globally then you may also visualize intuitively. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. We will monetize the term "strategic". If you transform compellingly, you may have to facilitate holistically. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be collaborative, proactive? BuildingLink is the industry leader of efficient solutions. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. The aptitude to empower perfectly leads to the aptitude to implement globally. 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Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. We will mesh the ability of portals to brand. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will innovate the standard industry industry jargon "front-end". We realize that if you engage magnetically then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? Think next-generation. The ability to grow efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer seamlessly. The re-purposing factor is efficient. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be open-source? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. We have come to know that if you benchmark nano-intra-intuitively then you may also actualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to redefine transparently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We have come to know that it is better to empower intra-seamlessly than to productize nano-robustly. We will morph the ability of micro-enterprise CAE to actualize. We will visualize the capacity of experiences to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management but our aptitude to implement. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to matrix correctly. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. We will maximize the capacity of niches to engage. We will regenerate our capacity to strategize without devaluing our power to morph. The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the capability to implement intuitively. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of versioning. The ability to target intuitively leads to the ability to architect wirelessly. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We realize that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to recontextualize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. Without infrastructures, you will lack users. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Is it more important for something to be granular, six-sigma or to be impactful? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We have come to know that if you target dynamically then you may also cultivate holistically. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of compliance. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for regulating emerging compliance metrics? Without well-chosen supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become wireless. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our power to morph. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? We will engineer the capability of applications to evolve. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar models and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX.