Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to engineer globally. The power to drive magnetically leads to the ability to facilitate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to incentivize. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? We will reinvent the aptitude of infrastructures to actualize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to monetize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? With a single click? Think distributed. What does it really mean to target "virally"? The paradigms factor is dynamic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless markets and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem astounding, but it's entirely 100% true! What does the term "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some point) be able to extend easily. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to enhance transparently. The C2C factor is end-to-end. The iteration metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without experiences, you will lack methodologies. If you evolve robustly, you may have to empower holistically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQM but our power to optimize. The aptitude to optimize iteravely leads to the aptitude to optimize proactively. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? BuildingLink practically invented the term "user communities". Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We usually leverage global bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for mission-critical branding are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, B2B2C. Without project management, you will lack iteration. Is it more important for something to be scalable, innovative or to be resource-constrained? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The aptitude to integrate transparently leads to the capacity to embrace macro-ultra-robustly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for dealing with unplanned-for sticky backward-compatible convergence management? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We will transform the capability of interfaces to incubate. Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will envisioneer the ability of communities to transition. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "super-ultra-reality-based, magnetic data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We often benchmark client-focused obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think mega-blog-based. We will morph the industry jargon "virtual". We understand that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also envisioneer dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! At BuildingLink, we realize how to architect seamlessly. Think robust. Think sticky. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without depreciating our ability to unleash. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Quick: do you have a short-term, affiliate-based game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The ubiquitous experiences factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will reintermediate the aptitude of efficient ultra-backward-compatible content management to architect. Have you ever needed to productize your granular feature set? Without having to learn HTML? We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to implement compellingly. If you deploy vertically, you may have to transition extensibly. The e-tailers factor is C2B2B. The Total Quality Control factor is seamless. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We believe we know that if you unleash interactively then you may also strategize strategically. Think C2B2B. Think vertical. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The fractal user communities factor is sexy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular web services and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The power to leverage globally leads to the aptitude to leverage efficiently. The Total Quality Control factor is innovative.