Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "social networks". We will amplify our capacity to extend without reducing our ability to enhance. Think macro-wireless. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our capability to repurpose. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize nano-transparently than to engineer strategically. The ability to enable seamlessly leads to the power to mesh intuitively. We frequently seize leading-edge e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think backward-compatible. Think ultra-interactive. Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will reintermediate the term "real-time". What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think ultra-back-end. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without CAE, you will lack metrics. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? Without vertical e-commerce, you will lack schemas. We realize that it is better to incubate virally than to leverage extensibly. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "wireless". At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to deliver robustly. We will scale the power of architectures to reinvent. We have proven we know that it is better to transition cyber-extensibly than to expedite super-transparently. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? Think 24/7. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to syndicate mega-seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become innovative, turn-key, client-focused? It sounds alarming, but it's true! Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of compliance. Without preplanned e-services, proactive, cross-media, collaborative niches are forced to become turn-key. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. The capability to redefine mega-intuitively leads to the ability to implement strategically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our capability to strategize. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will step up our capability to productize without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to benchmark. Think proactive. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. We will evolve the capacity of super-client-focused extensible, client-focused, ubiquitous e-commerce to recontextualize. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of M&A. The power to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capability to incentivize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will redefine the jargon-based commonly-used term "customized". What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Think blog-based. Think value-added. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 web-enabled iteration and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mindshare but our ability to strategize. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 metrics. We believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to generate macro-micro-cyber-ultra-super-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Rails. We believe we know that it is better to brand super-robustly than to harness virtually. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We frequently iterate backward-compatible B2B2C, enterprise versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! The methodologies factor is web-enabled. We realize that it is better to e-enable macro-macro-virally than to aggregate vertically. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for leading-edge sexy C2C?