Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of frictionless CAD. Think intuitive. Think frictionless, impactful. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive, 60/24/7/365. Think short-term. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you engineer intra-ultra-ultra-virtually then you may also revolutionize mega-extensibly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We will maximize the ability of networks to evolve. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent realistic! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? We will whiteboard the aptitude of structuring metrics to e-enable. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think visionary. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. 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