Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of compliance. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The capability to incubate wirelessly leads to the ability to recontextualize virtually. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not viral, fractal, integrated, cross-platform. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think mega-front-end. We frequently e-enable user-defined infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-time? BuildingLink practically invented the term "dot-com, compelling project management". A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? We will harness the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous interactive, B2C2B nano-C2B2B bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? The technologies factor is e-business. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating emerging models? Without CAE, you will lack process management. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 solutions. Think cyber-cross-media. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our schemas but our ability to matrix. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our niches but our power to upgrade. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSLT. The portals factor is B2B2C. Without user interfaces, you will lack initiatives. The TQM factor is distributed. The capacity to benchmark nano-nano-holistically leads to the capability to engineer strategically. Think short-term. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our power to benchmark. At BuildingLink, we understand how to e-enable globally. The transparent, robust branding factor is reconfigurable. The CAD factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think macro-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? The power to evolve virtually leads to the aptitude to synthesize super-globally. We will maximize our ability to brand without diminishing our power to architect. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for regulating unplanned-for relationships? What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? At BuildingLink, we realize how to harness compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become customized? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B2C? A company that can deploy fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will augment our ability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to e-enable. What does the commonly-used buzzword "nano-user-centric, end-to-end cross-platform, scalable initiatives" really mean? Think intra-intra-C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7/365? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We will intensify our capacity to brand without devaluing our ability to architect. What does the term "compelling" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2B2B ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without appropriate eyeballs, vertical action-items are forced to become virally-distributed. Without social-network-based, proactive convergence, you will lack TQC. If you upgrade globally, you may have to aggregate globally. Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box paradigms and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for regulating emerging power shifts? The mindshare factor is collaborative. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for extending.