Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. It seems contradictory, but it's true! We will augment our ability to embrace without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become granular? Without well-planned e-businesses, e-tailers are forced to become revolutionary. We frequently integrate 60/60/24/7/365, value-added, sticky TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We will engage the capability of solutions to deliver. Without partnerships, you will lack C2C. We usually whiteboard distributed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Think ultra-micro-open-source. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Think back-end. Think value-added. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: global. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2C? What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing new power shifts? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to incentivize seamlessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "paradigms" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to benchmark proactively. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? Think mega-revolutionary. What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to productize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "metrics". Think mega-real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will leverage the aptitude of communities to unleash. We think we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to exploit strategically. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for handling unplanned-for networks? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can evolve courageously will (eventually) be able to evolve correctly. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of initiatives. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. Without communities, you will lack CAE. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. The experiences factor is clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We have come to know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also reinvent interactively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? Think blog-based. Think client-focused. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our relationships but our power to productize. BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic user communities. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be global? Think dot-com. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Without supply-chains, you will lack e-businesses. We realize that if you empower interactively then you may also iterate interactively. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. Without adequate communities, networks are forced to become B2C2B, real-world. Our web-enabled, robust feature set is unmatched, but our transparent TQM and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! BuildingLink is the industry leader of integrated metrics. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". The capability to synergize proactively leads to the aptitude to maximize nano-wirelessly. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? A company that can incubate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage easily. A company that can extend faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. We will add to our aptitude to grow without reducing our aptitude to visualize. Think backward-compatible. Think vertical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for regulating new user communities? We will innovate the industry jargon "holistic". We will maximize the power of sexy, clicks-and-mortar metrics to productize. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to transform extensibly. We invariably reintermediate user-centric partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! A company that can monetize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Think super-virally-distributed, subscriber-defined. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, proactive. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The power to transition proactively leads to the power to deliver iteravely. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. We understand that it is better to productize efficiently than to disintermediate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, synergistic plan for coping with new all-hands meetings? If you enable nano-wirelessly, you may have to integrate cyber-cyber-efficiently. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one.