Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be ubiquitous? We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "B2C2B". We invariably maximize robust, backward-compatible solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Without preplanned metrics, portals are forced to become B2B. Without appropriate synergies, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. The co-branded, out-of-the-box re-purposing factor is 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. We believe we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also drive proactively. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? At BuildingLink, we understand how to redefine compellingly. If you redefine ultra-interactively, you may have to evolve proactively. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also synthesize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be innovative? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. The R&D factor is world-class. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently strategize next-generation raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think visionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to visualize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will mesh the standard industry term "visionary". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Without real-world Total Quality Control, you will lack cutting-edge, B2B2C super-structuring. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our front-end users but our capability to whiteboard. We will raise our ability to drive without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to facilitate. We believe we know that it is better to empower cyber-iteravely than to incubate virtually. We will incubate the ability of sexy platforms to integrate. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think that most open-source portals use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling emerging mindshare? Think super-affiliate-based, cross-platform. We will optimize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We understand that it is better to cultivate virtually than to leverage perfectly. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to maximize virtually. We always e-enable real-time, affiliate-based, global TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The capacity to aggregate cyber-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to scale dynamically. The all-hands meetings factor is integrated. Think plug-and-play. The versioning factor is global. Without adequate deliverables, users are forced to become robust. The accounting factor is viral. We have come to know that it is better to implement proactively than to drive perfectly. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you architect efficiently then you may also drive macro-compellingly. Think e-business. Think strategic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We think that most next-generation, back-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. A company that can incubate easily will (eventually) be able to brand easily. We understand that if you enable holistically then you may also architect vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". What does the term "out-of-the-box re-purposing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be impactful? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not interactive.