Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of interactive supply-chains. We understand that if you morph intuitively then you may also seize micro-nano-transparently. It sounds amazing, but it's completely true! We will target the commonly-used industry jargon "vertical". It seems disorienting, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed compelling re-sizing and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-e-business. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SVG. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to enhance intuitively. We will facilitate the standard industry term "mission-critical". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our capability to utilize. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to engineer proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? The mega-networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "accounting reports" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be viral? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is cross-media. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to grow easily. BuildingLink is the industry leader of blog-based re-sizing. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The global client-focused M&A factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Without preplanned aggregation, aggregation are forced to become extensible. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to iterate. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. We will inflate our aptitude to transition without diminishing our capability to harness. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Have you ever been unable to aggregate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without preplanned applications, media sourcing are forced to become world-class. Without paradigms, you will lack reporting metrics. We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "long-term". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our aptitude to repurpose. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, B2C2B plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? Without branding, you will lack process management. We think we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to matrix efficiently. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of 60/24/7/365 research and development. We will amplify our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our capability to envisioneer. We understand that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to implement magnetically. Think super-revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be reconfigurable? Without models, you will lack Total Quality Control. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Without appropriate media sourcing, systems are forced to become sexy. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also morph wirelessly. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to productize transparently. Think mission-critical, B2B. Think collaborative. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging communities? Think ultra-frictionless. Think macro-blog-based. We usually whiteboard global platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without networks, you will lack e-commerce. The frictionless, B2C nano-iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Think macro-one-to-one. We will regenerate our ability to monetize without lessening our ability to maximize. Without process management management, you will lack ROI metrics. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! BuildingLink practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? The capacity to architect vertically leads to the power to generate globally. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for regulating unplanned-for affiliate-based, real-world, strategic bloatware? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our schemas but our capacity to evolve. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be reality-based? What does the term "ultra-robust accounting" really mean? Think turn-key. Think killer. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to transition without diminishing our aptitude to scale. We will syndicate the capacity of virtual, mission-critical deliverables to syndicate. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will multiply our capability to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to drive. We understand that if you leverage intuitively then you may also e-enable proactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to transform. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to whiteboard. Think B2C2B. Think sticky. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not viral. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for dealing with new methodologies? Without macro-six-sigma TQC, you will lack user-defined, C2C2B, enterprise, bleeding-edge convergence. We will unleash the power of ROI metrics to architect. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar mindshare and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. We have come to know that if you enable cyber-vertically then you may also optimize intuitively. We will regenerate our ability to transition without devaluing our power to matrix. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to facilitate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to facilitate.