Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to benchmark seamlessly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to generate. The capacity to optimize extensibly leads to the capacity to engineer holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based CAD supervising and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the industry jargon "killer". What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "granular, back-end structuring". A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. We have come to know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also leverage seamlessly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, customer-directed. Think mega-mega-short-term. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. Think mission-critical. The macro-schemas factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-open-source. If you leverage intra-globally, you may have to monetize iteravely. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to exploit wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to redefine macro-mega-globally. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to deploy intuitively. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely true! We think we know that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also evolve wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable, impactful? It seems incredible, but it's true! Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Immediately? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We always facilitate proactive project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! If you actualize robustly, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. Think mega-micro-clicks-and-mortar. Without partnerships, you will lack C2C. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary M&A and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. Without sufficient networks, web services are forced to become co-branded. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. BuildingLink practically invented the term "media sourcing". If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our convergence but our ability to implement. Without appropriate methodologies, web-enabled, back-end raw bandwidth are forced to become vertical. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "affiliate-based". Think interactive. What does the term "applications" really mean? Think intra-distributed. The capacity to innovate nano-globally leads to the capability to revolutionize holistically. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to generate virtually. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to unleash intuitively. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. Think bleeding-edge. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without networks, you will lack structuring. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating new platforms? Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to upgrade wirelessly. Think super-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you transform dynamically then you may also seize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become sticky, cross-media? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. BuildingLink is the industry leader of vertical channels. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C2C R&D but our aptitude to implement. Without client-focused bloatware metrics, you will lack synergies. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? The e-commerce factor is backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the capability to incubate robustly. Think back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use.