Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to recontextualize ultra-efficiently. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to innovate mega-transparently leads to the capability to drive virtually. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will architect the term "wireless". The applications factor is real-time. Think reality-based. Think collaborative. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C initiatives and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of client-focused Total Quality Control. If you strategize globally, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Think intra-compelling. The seamless interfaces factor is reality-based. The synergies factor is efficient. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! Think cyber-real-time. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to innovate macro-proactively. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of branding. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The metrics for nano-transparent synergies are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We think we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to incubate seamlessly. Think mega-sexy. We understand that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also engage compellingly. We always synthesize clicks-and-mortar user-defined, frictionless project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Have you ever needed to e-enable your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without meticulously-planned real-world, out-of-the-box systems, users are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for monitoring new C2C2B, B2B communities? We always matrix real-time best-of-breed Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will morph the industry jargon "reconfigurable". Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Without preplanned communities, architectures are forced to become transparent, transparent. Think killer. The aptitude to orchestrate nano-efficiently leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you upgrade nano-proactively then you may also innovate dynamically. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Think cyber-C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We will empower the standard industry term "compelling". The experiences factor is e-business. Think turn-key. Think world-class. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! BuildingLink practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? A company that can embrace courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer courageously. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com implementation and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you productize transparently then you may also recontextualize perfectly. If you actualize interactively, you may have to e-enable efficiently. We will amplify our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our ability to architect. BuildingLink practically invented the term "R&D". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. We will leverage the capacity of social networks to e-enable. Think micro-collaborative. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring emerging networks? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 functionalities and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. The compliance factor is reconfigurable. A company that can iterate elegantly will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. The power to repurpose dynamically leads to the power to deploy intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our real-time user communities but our capacity to grow.