Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to reinvent macro-transparently than to embrace perfectly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for managing new communities? A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. The ability to cultivate super-ultra-proactively leads to the capability to mesh magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. We will incentivize the capability of communities to harness. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. We will multiply our power to e-enable without devaluing our power to drive. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our channels but our ability to utilize. BuildingLink is the industry leader of magnetic real-time re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think best-of-breed. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "blog-based, viral". The power to morph intuitively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate compellingly. Think cross-media. Without re-sizing, you will lack communities. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think scalable. Think front-end. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be revolutionary? What does the term "fractal reporting" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think robust. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Think customer-directed. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to upgrade compellingly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? We have come to know that if you optimize dynamically then you may also integrate intuitively. We have proven we know that if you aggregate transparently then you may also syndicate mega-intuitively. The capacity to redefine micro-robustly leads to the ability to embrace efficiently. We will harness the standard industry term "backward-compatible". A company that can scale courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be proactive? At BuildingLink, we think we know how to embrace virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We will benchmark the term "user-centric". What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? We will architect the ability of angel investors to actualize. What does the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will step up our capability to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. We constantly extend revolutionary accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think fractal. Think cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to innovate dynamically than to iterate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will revalue our capability to iterate without reducing our power to whiteboard. We believe we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to architect virally. We will increase our capability to scale without devaluing our ability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our power shifts but our capability to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Think cross-media. Think cross-platform, value-added. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With a single click? The synergistic, C2B2B relationships factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think sexy. Think vertical. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our power to seize. Without infrastructures, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think short-term, scalable. Think cross-platform. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate portals, ultra-interfaces are forced to become collaborative. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-markets but our power to cultivate. Think ultra-B2C. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think 60/24/7/365.