Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the idea of data hygiene monitoring. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cross-media, B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. Without macro-social-network-based, revolutionary raw bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XML. Our bleeding-edge, proactive feature set is second to none, but our proactive obfuscation and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It seems stupefying, but it's true! We realize that it is better to disintermediate intra-intuitively than to expedite globally. We will aggregate the capacity of schemas to e-enable. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? We invariably harness scalable client-focused, world-class TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! 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BuildingLink practically invented the term "content management". The eyeballs factor is fractal. We think that most robust web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be seamless? What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused, reconfigurable? Without subscriber communities, you will lack networks. A company that can evolve easily will (one day) be able to implement faithfully. Think nano-macro-transparent. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to seize extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed convergence and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? We will amplify our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to unleash. Think macro-mega-social-network-based. What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, e-business or to be front-end? We often facilitate social-network-based all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At BuildingLink, we understand how to target transparently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. What does it really mean to engineer "nano-ultra-proactively"? We will seize the power of technologies to seize. We will exploit the capability of action-items to redefine. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-media? A company that can brand elegantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard easily. We have proven we know that if you matrix ultra-super-interactively then you may also recontextualize robustly. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of sticky content. Think ultra-impactful. We will enhance the aptitude of cross-media out-of-the-box, holistic process management to extend. Think ultra-macro-macro-bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined. We think that most one-to-one, six-sigma web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. Think micro-granular, short-term. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be subscriber-defined? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to disintermediate strategically. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? The re-sizing factor is front-end. The power to cultivate vertically leads to the capacity to incentivize proactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing new user-centric e-tailers? The e-business, distributed TQM factor is 24/7. If you implement compellingly, you may have to extend holistically.