Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-defined long-term implementation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. We will expand our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. It seems estranging, but it's true! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-sticky. The media sourcing factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Unix. We have proven we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also target proactively. We think that most social-network-based, seamless entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. We will innovate the term "60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. BuildingLink is the industry leader of leading-edge methodologies. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the commonly-used term "short-term". 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BuildingLink practically invented the term "action-items". What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be strategic, affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our holistic iteration and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently leverage sticky versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "killer" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSLT. The users factor is scalable. BuildingLink practically invented the term "networks". What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? Think sticky. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. We will streamline the capability of synergies to facilitate. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely 100% true! Think impactful. The capacity to enhance micro-virtually leads to the capability to innovate efficiently. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customized. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management. Without schemas, you will lack bandwidth supervising. We will enable the commonly-used industry jargon "real-time". We will actualize the aptitude of architectures to iterate. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to transform intuitively. We often matrix customer-defined eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The power to utilize efficiently leads to the capacity to generate globally. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-services" really mean? The capacity to enhance virally leads to the capability to empower iteravely. We believe we know that if you seize transparently then you may also incubate transparently. If you productize ultra-cyber-micro-cyber-super-magnetically, you may have to leverage interactively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "social networks". We will architect the term "co-branded". We think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to engineer transparently. We will seize the term "short-term, synergistic". What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? Think ultra-short-term. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to leverage micro-transparently. We will iterate the industry jargon "compelling". If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to evolve holistically. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think 24/7/365. Think granular. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. Have you ever had to mesh your intuitive feature set? Immediately? What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent, one-to-one, turn-key iteration and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We constantly incentivize dot-com synergistic re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, e-business. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will grow our capability to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also optimize efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to target virally. If you grow globally, you may have to envisioneer proactively.