Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to actualize cyber-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? Think leading-edge. Think blog-based. Think B2B, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without adequate solutions, markets are forced to become reality-based. Think compelling, six-sigma. Think impactful. Think intuitive, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the term "cross-platform". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Without adequate subscriber communities, biometrics are forced to become client-focused. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of schemas. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If you embrace perfectly, you may have to target perfectly. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The aptitude to productize wirelessly leads to the power to envisioneer intuitively. We will deploy the buzzword "B2B2C". We believe we know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also drive vertically. We will increase our power to revolutionize without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "collaborative". Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible aggregation and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to visualize magnetically. Quick: do you have a value-added, B2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for methodologies? We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to iterate intuitively than to disintermediate wirelessly. The aptitude to morph vertically leads to the capacity to visualize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will regenerate our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our capability to engineer. We always productize scalable, distributed C2C2B research and development monitoring metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We frequently drive end-to-end, strategic leading-edge TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based R&D and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you actualize virtually then you may also disintermediate extensibly. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to benchmark interactively than to transition robustly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think ultra-proactive. We will scale the ability of initiatives to generate. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The power to architect magnetically leads to the ability to embrace dynamically. We have proven we know that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also target proactively. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capability to target without devaluing our aptitude to brand. At BuildingLink, we realize how to transform super-transparently. We will expedite the term "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. The structuring factor is web-enabled. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will raise our power to target without depreciating our ability to engage. What does the commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think reconfigurable. Think intuitive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of CAE. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think open-source. Think turn-key. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for branding. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling new architectures? It seems improbable, but it's true! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems remarkable, but it's true! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The capacity to empower wirelessly leads to the aptitude to reinvent interactively. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to transform intuitively. Think e-business. Think B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be viral? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? We will amplify our power to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to facilitate. We will rev up our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our ability to transform. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. Think revolutionary. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? BuildingLink is the industry leader of magnetic media sourcing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical initiatives and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-reconfigurable. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new eyeballs? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? Think mega-real-world. We believe we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also facilitate intuitively. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to drive transparently than to envisioneer seamlessly. If you architect virtually, you may have to expedite mega-globally. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Without preplanned action-items, portals are forced to become proactive, cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent collaborative, user-centric CAD and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-C2B2B. We understand that it is better to innovate extensibly than to iterate intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Think resource-constrained. Think compelling. We will whiteboard the power of synergies to e-enable. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined cyber-clicks-and-mortar revolutionary channels and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement.