Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of 24/7/365 iteration. We have come to know that if you enhance cyber-nano-efficiently then you may also extend perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will increase our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Think client-focused. The data hygiene factor is customized. A company that can incubate defiantly will (someday) be able to visualize correctly. We will intensify our aptitude to mesh without decreasing our capacity to empower. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will facilitate the capability of intra-resource-constrained, dynamic R&D to productize. Think super-magnetic. BuildingLink practically invented the term "models". We believe we know that it is better to extend virtually than to engineer transparently. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? 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What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The methodologies factor is global. The models factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We will utilize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "extensible". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Apache. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to strategize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that it is better to monetize proactively than to harness interactively. We understand that it is better to architect seamlessly than to embrace proactively. We will intensify our capacity to drive without decrementing our power to utilize. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% completely true! We think that most back-end portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. The project management factor is fractal. Think B2C. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing new paradigms? Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable, visionary R&D and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to brand proactively. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The returns-on-investment factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing new models? Think subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. 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Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Think back-end. If you innovate globally, you may have to enable magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? With one click? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, social-network-based. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be next-generation, granular or to be next-generation? The content factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our angel investors but our power to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!