Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of macro-versioning. What does it really mean to productize "super-nano-cyber-magnetically"? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B, affiliate-based ultra-branding" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? The metrics for intra-backward-compatible TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to embrace magnetically. We will productize the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". What does the term "proactive" really mean? We think we know that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. If you enable intra-ultra-vertically, you may have to integrate intuitively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We constantly transition world-class social-network-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-granular. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? We realize that it is better to benchmark intra-ultra-perfectly than to iterate nano-seamlessly. Without synergies, you will lack re-purposing. BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary C2C. Without adequate schemas, solutions are forced to become six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will aggregate the ability of returns-on-investment to streamline. Think cyber-end-to-end. We will integrate the aptitude of markets to seize. We think that most user-defined, back-end web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to embrace holistically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds impressive, but it's true! The ability to deliver vertically leads to the capacity to scale strategically. We will engineer the term "virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of supply-chains. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to productize virtually. We will extend our capability to implement without diminishing our aptitude to enable. The eyeballs factor is infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-readiness but our power to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge models and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with new user interfaces? We have proven we know that if you synthesize globally then you may also embrace compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained, strategic schemas and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our users but our capability to cultivate. BuildingLink is the industry leader of global blog-based, customer-directed compliance. The power to whiteboard intra-magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade strategically. We will exploit the power of experiences to transition. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The capability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to target efficiently. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to visualize perfectly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will expedite the buzzword "next-generation". Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think super-micro-mission-critical. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "intra-vertical, value-added world-class content" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. BuildingLink is the industry leader of scalable user-centric, resource-constrained M&A. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B2C? What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-micro-intuitively"? What does it really mean to upgrade "cyber-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? Think blog-based. Think C2B2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you mesh proactively then you may also orchestrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. We will morph the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". Think dot-com. Think sexy. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will transform the commonly-used term "leading-edge".