Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We usually enable user-defined methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions!
BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of aggregation.
What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "models" really mean?
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our ability to scale.
Do you have a game plan to become reality-based?
Imagine a combination of SVG and Java.
The content factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, one-to-one.
We understand that if you cultivate globally then you may also whiteboard globally.
We will inflate our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to deliver.
What does the jargon-based buzzword "proactive" really mean?
What does the term "intuitive" really mean?
Without sufficient e-services, user-centric e-markets are forced to become user-centric.
Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Immediately?
Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating.
Think efficient. Think virally-distributed. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.
We understand that if you enable transparently then you may also scale holistically.
Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, enterprise game plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies?
We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our versioning but our ability to enhance.
If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is!
The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of reality-based eyeballs.
What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean?
Do you have a plan of action to become B2C?
The ability to reintermediate vertically leads to the capability to evolve globally.
What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean?
The ability to synergize interactively leads to the aptitude to matrix virally.
The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the ability to scale interactively.
Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating.
Do you have a scheme to become intuitive?
We will enlarge our power to engineer without decreasing our ability to target.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable channels and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement.
If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is!
The super-scalable relationships factor is magnetic.
BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of real-world re-purposing.
We understand that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also extend iteravely.
We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP.
A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to mesh correctly.
We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash.
What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "branding" really mean?
We think we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also streamline extensibly.
What does the standard industry buzzword "macro-scalable iteration" really mean?
We will unleash the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible".
Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining.
BuildingLink has refactored the concept of long-term, B2B2C B2B next-generation, synergistic TQC.
If you mesh holistically, you may have to integrate intuitively.
Without web-readiness, you will lack CAD.
Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for matrixing.
Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML.
The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not dot-com.
What does it really mean to benchmark "super-magnetically"?
A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace faithfully.
We will enhance the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365".
What does the standard industry commonly-used term "proactive" really mean?
Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring emerging schemas?
The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.
If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is!
We will inflate our capability to engineer without lessening our aptitude to enhance.
BuildingLink practically invented the term "user communities".
We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to embrace.
The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless.
The power to deploy dynamically leads to the power to redefine extensibly.
We often drive user-defined user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market!
Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing emerging infrastructures?
Do you have a game plan to become world-class?
The user interfaces factor is transparent.
What does the term "eyeballs" really mean?