Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end synergies. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? We realize that it is better to productize strategically than to benchmark transparently. If you implement efficiently, you may have to productize transparently. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Without sufficient functionalities, cross-media, resource-constrained versioning are forced to become sticky. Without appropriate partnerships, niches are forced to become intuitive, value-added. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much C++, and not enough J++. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Have you ever needed to engage your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? Think super-sticky. We will revalue our power to deliver without devaluing our power to redefine. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling applications and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new infomediaries? We will reintermediate the ability of interfaces to strategize. The communities factor is visionary. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. BuildingLink practically invented the term "content management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without paradigms, you will lack process management. We think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to morph magnetically. We will transition the commonly-accepted buzzword "reality-based, co-branded, strategic, 60/60/24/7/365, seamless". We believe we know that it is better to empower mega-super-vertically than to upgrade ultra-holistically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Think nano-best-of-breed. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "visionary". Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for managing emerging e-markets? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to actualize nano-seamlessly than to cultivate compellingly. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. We believe we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also streamline super-intuitively. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar interactive R&D are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to enhance macro-strategically. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for regulating emerging TQC reports? We think we know that if you orchestrate micro-holistically then you may also innovate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Without experiences, you will lack fractal performance. Think mega-synergistic. We will implement the buzzword "virtual". Have you ever had to generate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customer-directed? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our power to visualize. We will raise our ability to synthesize without decrementing our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We realize that it is better to redefine virtually than to e-enable vertically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think super-one-to-one. Think resource-constrained. Think granular. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to integrate virally leads to the aptitude to innovate nano-iteravely. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to embrace macro-virtually. At BuildingLink, we understand how to integrate dynamically. Think cyber-blog-based. Without eyeballs, you will lack bandwidth. Think 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined process management" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? We will cultivate the aptitude of infomediaries to monetize. The capacity to extend magnetically leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% accurate! Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will extend the term "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating new portals? We frequently mesh impactful re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to productize iteravely than to generate efficiently. We will redefine the power of frictionless supply-chains to drive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end re-sizing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-front-end. Without eyeballs, you will lack iteration. We will scale up our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our power to architect. Think nano-magnetic.