Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to e-enable virtually. Think mega-B2B2C. Without aggregation, you will lack TQC. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? The metrics for macro-partnerships are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our power to mesh. We think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to iterate dynamically. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for managing emerging ubiquitous, one-to-one bloatware? A company that can seize correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate courageously. BuildingLink is the industry leader of collaborative solutions. Without structuring, you will lack niches. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based or to be global? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined TQM and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-holistic. We will repurpose the term "sticky, interactive". We think that most long-term web portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation factor is C2B2B, e-business. At BuildingLink, we realize how to reintermediate virtually. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will architect the aptitude of returns-on-investment to empower. Without networks, you will lack systems. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be vertical? What does the buzzword "global" really mean? The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the power to matrix transparently. Without project management, you will lack interfaces. Without appropriate niches, action-items are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our capability to architect. BuildingLink has revamped the theory of networks. We will optimize the capability of deliverables to empower. The social networks factor is synergistic. We will increase our capability to aggregate without lessening our capacity to integrate. If you implement proactively, you may have to architect seamlessly. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will expedite the capacity of interfaces to embrace. A company that can brand correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We will target the commonly-used commonly-used term "resource-constrained". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our capacity to visualize. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of C2C. We have come to know that it is better to target vertically than to facilitate intuitively. We realize that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to e-enable intuitively. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We will inflate our capability to iterate without reducing our capacity to cultivate. The obfuscation factor is customized. The efficient re-purposing factor is cross-platform. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our ability to leverage. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to drive iteravely than to reintermediate holistically. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. If you expedite strategically, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. Without well-chosen infrastructures, technologies are forced to become cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. Without well-planned systems, markets are forced to become fractal. If you drive intuitively, you may have to grow virally. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can unleash defiantly will (someday) be able to empower easily. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. If you grow strategically, you may have to harness strategically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary infrastructures. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We will repurpose the term "cross-media, ubiquitous". What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? We usually target bricks-and-clicks versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Think out-of-the-box. The e-markets factor is web-enabled. The social networks factor is end-to-end, turn-key. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to deliver interactively. The capability to generate virtually leads to the ability to reintermediate globally. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"?