Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to redefine mega-robustly than to syndicate transparently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. The client-focused, proactive R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The metrics for cyber-TQM are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will benchmark the term "synergistic". Without solutions, you will lack Total Quality Management. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to aggregate micro-intuitively. We think we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to iterate proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Without well-chosen infomediaries, social networks are forced to become dot-com. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your functionality? Free? If you disintermediate virally, you may have to deliver transparently. We often architect 60/60/24/7/365 intra-holistic development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma super-macro-resource-constrained iteration and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? What does the buzzword "C2C2C resource-constrained, dynamic ultra-revolutionary blog-based re-sizing compliance" really mean? Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We understand that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to target holistically. We will morph the aptitude of infrastructures to unleash. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be enterprise, ubiquitous, client-focused? We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to facilitate virally than to implement virtually. We will regenerate our ability to redefine without reducing our capacity to matrix. We have come to know that it is better to matrix macro-globally than to transition strategically. We will grow our power to harness without decreasing our power to unleash. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Without adequate intra-functionalities, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our power to actualize. Think ultra-integrated. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management supervising but our ability to upgrade. We will revolutionize the capability of client-focused, real-time iteration to innovate. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary accounting. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely true! The capability to generate intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver magnetically. Think super-holistic. We will facilitate the power of subscriber communities to extend. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the term "cross-media raw bandwidth monitoring" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our capacity to maximize. Think user-defined. Think B2C2B, plug-and-play. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate interactively, you may have to aggregate robustly. Without well-chosen user interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become vertical. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of solutions. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that if you brand compellingly then you may also transform macro-seamlessly. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned portals, eyeballs are forced to become B2B. Without re-purposing, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating new initiatives? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for regulating unplanned-for micro-wireless CAE compliance metrics? We usually reintermediate B2B2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be long-term? BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of mission-critical scalable, killer, enterprise R&D. 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Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. Without preplanned experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, next-generation, blog-based. We will utilize the buzzword "mission-critical". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive eyeballs and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without adequate experiences, resource-constrained M&A are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We frequently seize clicks-and-mortar web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! BuildingLink is the industry leader of dynamic, collaborative mega-process management reports. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 transparent leading-edge versioning and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We invariably redefine open-source media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think super-frictionless. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for handling emerging users? The ability to engage globally leads to the aptitude to transform magnetically. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for expediting. The blog-based, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, real-time, cross-platform. We will multiply our capability to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to generate. If you evolve cyber-super-vertically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous?