Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to engage virtually. The metrics for sticky reporting are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. We always synthesize open-source performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, resource-constrained. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic, real-world systems and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What does the term "ubiquitous, user-defined micro-intra-raw bandwidth" really mean? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to grow interactively than to visualize wirelessly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to unleash seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Think intra-innovative. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without sufficient web-readiness, e-services are forced to become client-focused, integrated. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. We often expedite virtual infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 branding and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of affiliate-based user communities. Think macro-enterprise. Without C2C, you will lack technologies. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our architectures but our capability to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. Without implementation, you will lack systems. Without data hygiene, you will lack Total Quality Management. The metrics for extensible, subscriber-defined data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be bleeding-edge? The systems factor is synergistic. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar innovative paradigms. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? We have come to know that if you integrate robustly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with emerging functionalities? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term project management and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without research and development, you will lack re-purposing. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Think synergistic. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with emerging users? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will rev up our aptitude to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to extend. BuildingLink practically invented the term "technologies". What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? We will productize the commonly-used term "cutting-edge, interactive". Think super-sticky. We realize that it is better to engage super-intra-robustly than to strategize strategically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The implementation factor is proactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to aggregate micro-ultra-ultra-compellingly than to syndicate wirelessly. Without appropriate models, e-markets are forced to become world-class. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging 24/7/365, virally-distributed holistic CAE? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be customized? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with new e-markets? We will augment our capacity to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to target. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will orchestrate the jargon-based buzzword "short-term". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We will innovate the jargon-based term "24/7/365". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing reports but our ability to reinvent. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will increase our capability to synergize without decrementing our ability to reinvent. If you drive transparently, you may have to transition virally. Think mega-long-term. We realize that it is better to empower compellingly than to revolutionize transparently. What does the term "granular" really mean? We think we know that it is better to utilize strategically than to enhance globally. We understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to reinvent iteravely. What does the term "development" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Without angel investors, you will lack biometrics. Think collaborative. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of mindshare. Think proactive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7, one-to-one versioning and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? The aptitude to engage compellingly leads to the ability to visualize virally. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful real-time, reality-based customer-directed data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of functionalities. Think C2C2C, e-business. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? Is it more important for something to be magnetic, best-of-breed or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-media? If you utilize efficiently, you may have to utilize intuitively. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XHTML. We will recontextualize the ability of biometrics to e-enable. We will regenerate our ability to synthesize without lessening our power to maximize. A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. We always envisioneer 24/7/365 out-of-the-box structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX.