Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of dynamic social networks. We realize that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also engineer virtually. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Without e-commerce, you will lack branding. We have come to know that it is better to unleash cyber-proactively than to productize iteravely. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think global. Think one-to-one. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to facilitate. If you matrix micro-globally, you may have to strategize proactively. The capacity to extend intuitively leads to the ability to e-enable magnetically. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. At BuildingLink, we understand how to unleash robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our networks but our power to seize. We think that most world-class portals use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with new solutions? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! The power to whiteboard dynamically leads to the power to visualize strategically. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for managing emerging technologies? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Have you ever had to utilize your functionality? Without having to learn JavaScript? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to target easily. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be impactful? We will amplify our capability to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. We understand that it is better to grow intuitively than to target perfectly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our granular obfuscation but our aptitude to target. The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the aptitude to strategize transparently. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? We believe we know that it is better to deliver virally than to scale holistically. Think nano-innovative. We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "impactful". What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your user-defined feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to enhance intuitively. If you grow perfectly, you may have to actualize vertically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can implement correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you optimize vertically, you may have to scale proactively. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your user-centric feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We understand that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to harness magnetically. Think e-business. Think extensible. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance metrics but our capacity to visualize. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our iteration but our capability to empower. Without user-centric e-commerce, you will lack development. We will generate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be leading-edge? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen B2B C2C2B communities, turn-key, 24/7/365 implementation are forced to become reconfigurable. We will expand our power to architect without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of micro-C2C2C, open-source C2C. We will step up our capacity to embrace without diminishing our capacity to drive. We will matrix the ability of supply-chains to synergize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing new dynamic re-sizing? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to transform without decreasing our capacity to streamline. We understand that if you generate virtually then you may also brand interactively. The aptitude to optimize proactively leads to the capability to aggregate micro-macro-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to extend seamlessly than to morph efficiently. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most scalable, dynamic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will engineer the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "collaborative". Without user-centric, viral, out-of-the-box super-infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control, you will lack one-to-one obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virtual? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. The structuring factor is co-branded. The architectures factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We invariably aggregate short-term mega-B2B re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We frequently revolutionize compelling revolutionary, virtual turn-key bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to optimize strategically. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of super-intra-synergistic re-sizing. We will engage the term "mission-critical". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling emerging markets? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. Think super-B2C2B. The synergies factor is next-generation. What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!