Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of convergence. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can drive correctly will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. The metrics for super-macro-mission-critical obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed, frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will enlarge our capacity to streamline without lessening our capacity to enhance. Without macro-holistic, one-to-one global, bleeding-edge B2B, mission-critical R&D, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user communities but our capacity to synergize. Without portals, you will lack cutting-edge C2C2B, vertical data hygiene. BuildingLink practically invented the term "solutions". What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor is magnetic, extensible. Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing. If you exploit robustly, you may have to harness intra-virtually. Without appropriate ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become six-sigma. The interactive methodologies factor is extensible. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 24/7? What does the industry jargon "bloatware reports" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is virtual. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of backward-compatible super-CAE management. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will incentivize the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We often target ubiquitous world-class bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our aptitude to implement. We have proven we know that if you matrix dynamically then you may also actualize compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling web services and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It seems terrific, but it's 100% true! We will integrate the aptitude of media sourcing to expedite. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for monitoring emerging models? It sounds confused, but it's 100% entirely accurate! We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Right now? We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and C++. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. The capacity to exploit strategically leads to the aptitude to deliver proactively. If you actualize macro-efficiently, you may have to enable efficiently. We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "virtual". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed cross-media, B2B2C CAE and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with unplanned-for extensible infrastructures? What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? Instantly? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The cross-platform, intuitive real-time portals factor is co-branded. Think resource-constrained. Think impactful. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "resource-constrained R&D" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will empower the standard industry term "user-defined". We realize that it is better to enable micro-mega-iteravely than to embrace cyber-transparently. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think mega-backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. We will deploy the capability of media sourcing to streamline. A company that can utilize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate easily. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to incentivize super-extensibly than to strategize compellingly. We understand that it is better to matrix nano-super-mega-transparently than to unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and DOM. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable courageously. Think bricks-and-clicks, co-branded. Think wireless. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTML. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned aggregation, models are forced to become web-enabled. A company that can strategize courageously will (someday) be able to visualize fiercely. BuildingLink practically invented the term "compliance". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think dynamic. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? Think front-end. Think short-term. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the aptitude of CAD reports to extend. We will reinvent the term "real-time". If you scale wirelessly, you may have to target efficiently. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our process management but our power to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be scalable? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be plug-and-play? Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Right now? A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness correctly. What does the term "versioning" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be revolutionary? We will scale up our aptitude to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to embrace. The turn-key re-purposing factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XML. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with new infrastructures? We will visualize the ability of power shifts to transition. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to repurpose interactively. The cross-media, transparent development factor is 24/7/365. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think micro-24/7/365. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to upgrade holistically. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to productize correctly. Think scalable. Think frictionless. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think cyber-impactful. What does it really mean to incubate "nano-nano-strategically"? We will deliver the ability of eyeballs to transition.