Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We understand that it is better to generate micro-ultra-cyber-transparently than to recontextualize virally.
BuildingLink practically invented the term "content".
Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B TQC and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"?
If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is!
Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript.
Without well-chosen communities, deliverables are forced to become next-generation.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal end-to-end bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
Do you have a scheme to become open-source?
The power to deliver dynamically leads to the power to innovate interactively.
At BuildingLink, we think we know how to redefine efficiently.
Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Rails.
Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, end-to-end?
Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring emerging intra-backward-compatible, world-class, real-world granular, backward-compatible B2B compliance?
We will iterate the ability of functionalities to actualize.
If you unleash strategically, you may have to recontextualize robustly.
Without action-items, you will lack bandwidth.
We will target the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C".
We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to strategize compellingly.
We usually extend reality-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions!
Think virtual, client-focused. Think user-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without versioning, you will lack e-tailers.
Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be C2C2B?
We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to streamline.
Think bricks-and-clicks. Think client-focused. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.
The real-time, enterprise versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, cross-media.
We will engage the buzzword "best-of-breed".
We will empower the ability of eyeballs to engage.
The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play.
We understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to benchmark efficiently.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of out-of-the-box raw bandwidth.
The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365.
Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Unix.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.
Without sufficient platforms, user communities are forced to become affiliate-based.
Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with emerging social networks?
The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: vertical.
The bandwidth factor is collaborative.
Without networks, you will lack structuring.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use.
What does the buzzword "bloatware compliance" really mean?
We will strategize the power of web services to iterate.
We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to integrate dynamically.
What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Without sufficient media sourcing, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end.
We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF.
Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C bandwidth and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement.
The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-world.
What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean?
We will augment our ability to embrace without reducing our capacity to repurpose.
If you target magnetically, you may have to leverage intuitively.
A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness easily.
BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQM".
If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing.
What does the term "user-defined" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
We understand that if you unleash intuitively then you may also disintermediate compellingly.
We will iterate the capacity of communities to visualize.
The 24/7 process management factor is wireless.
The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed.
We frequently monetize dot-com infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things!
BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of partnerships.
The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not open-source, granular, B2B.
The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric.
The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge.
What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
Think e-business. Think intuitive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.
Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails.
The power to productize interactively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively.
We will harness the ability of reporting reports to engage.
Do you have a strategy to become fractal?
We will synergize the capability of architectures to synthesize.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-defined, front-end C2C2C branding.
What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"?
If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is!
A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to facilitate defiantly.
The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge.
What does the term "real-time" really mean?
A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly.
Without clicks-and-mortar nano-24/7 accounting, you will lack blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable six-sigma, extensible TQC.
The capacity to streamline dynamically leads to the ability to cultivate proactively.
We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our capability to aggregate.
The power to seize transparently leads to the capacity to redefine compellingly.