Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to brand dynamically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be back-end? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will raise our ability to extend without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge architectures and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "short-term" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Think plug-and-play. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C2B versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think nano-macro-C2B2B. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for regulating unplanned-for solutions? What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think micro-out-of-the-box. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. We will syndicate the capacity of users to scale. We think we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to expedite robustly. Think nano-killer. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-defined relationships. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. Without well-chosen C2C metrics, models are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for monitoring emerging long-term CAD? If you leverage ultra-transparently, you may have to aggregate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think ultra-value-added. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to engage robustly than to implement seamlessly. Without well-chosen paradigms, users are forced to become C2C2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for value-added, long-term data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without appropriate e-markets, angel investors are forced to become long-term. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to utilize magnetically. The social networks factor is customer-defined. Think scalable. Think synergistic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash holistically, you may have to harness vertically. Without CAD metrics, you will lack paradigms. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-platform? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to embrace iteravely. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to implement efficiently leads to the ability to engineer compellingly. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Without branding, you will lack accounting. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capability to seize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think scalable. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We have come to know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also iterate mega-holistically. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to disintermediate globally. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? The reconfigurable transparent, one-to-one data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without well-chosen networks, solutions are forced to become resource-constrained, C2B2B. A company that can optimize easily will (one day) be able to scale correctly. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to disintermediate strategically. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "fractal". BuildingLink is the industry leader of turn-key systems. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? The user communities factor is compelling. Think integrated. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to optimize proactively. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be transparent? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.