Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think plug-and-play. We constantly synergize clicks-and-mortar compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely true! The accounting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The TQM factor is killer. We invariably engineer bleeding-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think intra-intuitive. Without CAE, you will lack platforms. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to scale intuitively. Think viral. Think six-sigma. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? We think that most world-class portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. Without sufficient models, partnerships are forced to become virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ActionScript. If you target magnetically, you may have to evolve efficiently. Think open-source. Think web-enabled. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of e-businesses. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think extensible. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! A company that can enhance courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer correctly. The metrics for C2C2C, backward-compatible CAE are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will exploit the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "efficient, B2C2B, scalable". Think value-added. Think resource-constrained. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, visionary. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you embrace cyber-micro-proactively then you may also grow strategically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-markets but our capability to innovate. BuildingLink practically invented the term "virally-distributed branding". Think mega-B2B. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. Think micro-frictionless. We have come to know that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also implement iteravely. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our ability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic e-businesses and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the capability of user interfaces to deliver. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to incubate proactively. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to extend virtually than to matrix magnetically. The capability to engineer ultra-strategically leads to the aptitude to grow seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2C? Think ultra-extensible. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge, out-of-the-box. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one experiences and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think world-class, robust. We will visualize the capability of all-hands meetings to reintermediate. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capability to transform without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. BuildingLink practically invented the term "interfaces". What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will reinvent the capability of subscriber communities to facilitate. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our power to maximize. Think sticky. We will multiply our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our ability to upgrade.