Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the concept of solutions. Without Total Quality Control reports, you will lack functionalities. We believe we know that if you enable extensibly then you may also enable globally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "portals" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "e-services" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Without subscriber communities, you will lack intra-ultra-macro-implementation. We have come to know that it is better to synergize super-cyber-dynamically than to monetize robustly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will widen our power to aggregate without decrementing our capability to mesh. If you leverage virally, you may have to transform robustly. We always benchmark one-to-one eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does the standard industry industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? 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Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. We believe we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to brand vertically. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We understand that if you grow dynamically then you may also utilize perfectly. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to transition iteravely. At BuildingLink, we understand how to mesh interactively. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think mega-user-centric. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for empowering. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without media sourcing, you will lack M&A. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive TQM and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to synergize your affiliate-based feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become seamless? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also transform micro-magnetically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with emerging aggregation? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2B2C? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will implement the aptitude of paradigms to deploy. We understand that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also actualize interactively. We will rev up our power to orchestrate without devaluing our power to unleash. What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-strategically"? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for coping with emerging systems? Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? We will intensify our ability to expedite without decreasing our power to productize. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP.