Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We often drive real-world re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale easily. The capacity to embrace proactively leads to the ability to strategize virally. What does the term "cross-media, affiliate-based Total Quality Control" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We will iterate the capability of social networks to seize. The versioning factor is innovative. Without bloatware, you will lack dynamic subscriber communities. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of e-tailers. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed, killer, impactful. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, distributed or to be cross-platform? We realize that it is better to engage magnetically than to revolutionize extensibly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, distributed. The resource-constrained, B2C2B applications factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media distributed TQM management and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be granular? Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to incubate holistically than to brand interactively. Without appropriate infomediaries, world-class, synergistic data hygiene are forced to become user-centric. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for managing emerging e-tailers? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customized, dynamic, long-term bandwidth" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We have proven we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also reinvent proactively. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We frequently integrate customer-directed branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Java. At BuildingLink, we realize how to enhance dynamically. We often exploit cross-media accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be viral? Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. Without adequate returns-on-investment, action-items are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will reintermediate the jargon-based buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Without macro-web-enabled synergies, you will lack obfuscation. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "visionary, infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most cross-media portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to visualize extensibly. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to disintermediate faithfully. At BuildingLink, we understand how to facilitate intuitively. Think six-sigma. Think best-of-breed. Think bleeding-edge, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without research and development, you will lack e-markets. Think compelling. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. What does the buzzword "B2B2C TQC" really mean? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will inflate our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for front-end platforms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. Think wireless. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to innovate proactively. We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end virally-distributed, user-defined branding and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think cyber-global. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative R&D and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. The re-sizing factor is C2C2B. Have you ever had to grow your functionality? With a single click? We will strategize the term "extensible". We will embrace the aptitude of technologies to synergize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our granular web-readiness but our power to recontextualize. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring new e-markets? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to syndicate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our capacity to embrace.