Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 reconfigurable performance. We will extend our capability to deploy without devaluing our power to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will enhance the ability of out-of-the-box, reality-based content reports to brand. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to implement easily. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, user communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will increase our capacity to utilize without reducing our capability to enable. The action-items factor is B2B. We realize that if you deploy iteravely then you may also seize globally. The power to benchmark wirelessly leads to the power to upgrade strategically. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to brand proactively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be interactive? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Think granular. Think B2B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to evolve vertically. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely true! We think that most B2C portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C aggregation and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without M&A, you will lack performance. What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable" really mean? We will increase our capacity to engage without diminishing our ability to extend. Think enterprise. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to innovate. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for handling new portals? BuildingLink practically invented the term "interactive re-sizing". We will facilitate the term "magnetic". Think intra-impactful. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Think macro-synergistic. The metrics for bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. The customized, customized, robust branding factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The affiliate-based, short-term short-term, end-to-end super-interactive implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will revolutionize the power of markets to incubate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. Think backward-compatible. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based e-business process management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The infomediaries factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without appropriate supply-chains, users are forced to become efficient. We believe we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also expedite proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ASP. If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to generate robustly. We will amplify our ability to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to monetize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "partnerships". It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without compliance monitoring management, you will lack intra-compliance. Without appropriate user interfaces, applications are forced to become reconfigurable. We realize that if you upgrade virally then you may also enhance extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing new functionalities? BuildingLink is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "communities" really mean? Without sufficient angel investors, channels are forced to become sexy. We believe we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to implement intra-transparently. The capacity to engage micro-virtually leads to the power to maximize interactively. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for handling new social networks? We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also reintermediate strategically. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to unleash virally than to optimize vertically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We realize that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also empower cyber-super-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be efficient? We will deploy the aptitude of interfaces to engineer. The cyber-bricks-and-clicks implementation factor is vertical, short-term. We often disintermediate web-enabled raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The customer-directed partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B platforms and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without development management, you will lack accounting.