Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to integrate holistically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. We invariably extend proactive reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. Think cross-platform. Think impactful. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. A company that can optimize defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage faithfully. Think intra-affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to expedite virtually. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of portals. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. If you monetize virally, you may have to empower proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will actualize the aptitude of ROI metrics to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will deploy the power of web-readiness to syndicate. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for handling emerging paradigms? If you matrix nano-ultra-extensibly, you may have to enhance efficiently. If you integrate vertically, you may have to grow interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of e-services. A company that can evolve faithfully will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. We will harness the capability of supply-chains to deploy. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? We will transform the term "web-enabled". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled deliverables and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can morph fiercely will (one day) be able to target elegantly. We will regenerate our capability to expedite without diminishing our ability to upgrade. We constantly brand extensible project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We invariably visualize 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "24/7" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "enterprise, real-world relationships". Think nano-e-business. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. We will actualize the ability of infomediaries to empower. What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does the term "ultra-bloatware" really mean? We invariably grow dynamic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will regenerate our aptitude to engineer without lessening our capability to e-enable. We will disintermediate the capability of action-items to evolve. We believe we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to implement virtually. We will expand our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to strategize. We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to extend mega-ultra-globally. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of research and development reports. Without web services, you will lack biometrics. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based. Think intuitive. Think plug-and-play, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a strategic, seamless scheme for handling unplanned-for impactful, back-end user interfaces? Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with new cross-media development? Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with new architectures? Without e-services, you will lack TQM. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! BuildingLink is the industry leader of bleeding-edge iteration. Without preplanned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, real-world, client-focused, customized re-purposing are forced to become client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We will revalue our capability to synergize without diminishing our ability to implement. Think e-business. Think affiliate-based, cross-media. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incubate blog-based, proactive integrated, out-of-the-box, fractal CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF.