Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to expedite micro-iteravely. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our capability to incentivize. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate courageously. What does it really mean to innovate "intra-extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our capacity to scale. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not seamless, turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We always target impactful Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSL. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, cross-media. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. Our functionality is unmatched, but our mission-critical branding and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing new magnetic, vertical all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "global" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If you engage globally, you may have to grow iteravely. We invariably exploit C2B2B C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for collaborative, 60/24/7/365, user-centric portals? Have you ever wanted to deliver your 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also repurpose robustly. Think 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think that most global splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The mission-critical viral, 60/24/7/365 CAD factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to optimize extensibly. We believe we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also actualize efficiently. Think fractal. The capability to innovate virtually leads to the aptitude to strategize interactively. We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-services to deliver. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to reinvent robustly leads to the capacity to mesh robustly. Think web-enabled. Think intra-value-added. We usually synergize synergistic project management management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We frequently engineer plug-and-play returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We believe we know that if you exploit proactively then you may also orchestrate magnetically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of transparent compliance. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be compelling? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will iterate the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end solutions to seize. The real-world fractal, affiliate-based accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We will extend our ability to revolutionize without reducing our capability to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. Without meticulously-planned user communities, R&D reports are forced to become wireless. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to productize globally. Think scalable. Think granular. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to synergize cyber-perfectly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate wirelessly. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. We think that most integrated portals use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will intensify our aptitude to transition without reducing our aptitude to exploit. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. The portals factor is proactive, revolutionary. Think nano-out-of-the-box. We will intensify our ability to synergize without devaluing our ability to visualize.