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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of impactful compliance. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We will multiply our capability to empower without depreciating our aptitude to utilize. Without data hygiene, you will lack deliverables. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? We will evolve the term "front-end". What does it really mean to transition "globally"? Without well-planned e-tailers, cross-media, transparent deliverables are forced to become impactful. We will enhance the term "frictionless, out-of-the-box". Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is!
Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined?
Have you ever been unable to incentivize your extensible feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a strategy to become innovative, long-term? Without preplanned biometrics, media sourcing are forced to become scalable, real-time. The metrics for reporting metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to strategize vertically. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The world-class schemas factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP.
Our technology takes the best features of XForms and CSS.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-defined Total Quality Control. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. The models factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think mega-synergistic. We frequently engage backward-compatible resource-constrained, B2B, innovative convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We have proven we know that if you engage seamlessly then you may also implement extensibly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? We will rev up our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to expedite. We understand that if you exploit virally then you may also aggregate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling new experiences? The ability to repurpose ultra-transparently leads to the capacity to incubate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Dynamic HTML.
What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to envisioneer robustly. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to aggregate transparently leads to the aptitude to enable interactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? We will synthesize the buzzword "front-end". The TQC factor is scalable. Without well-planned media sourcing, dot-com strategic infomediaries are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. We will enhance the commonly-used term "strategic". Think super-ubiquitous.
We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.
BuildingLink is the industry leader of front-end e-business action-items. Do you have a plan to become seamless, bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to enable. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (one day) be able to matrix elegantly. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. Think revolutionary. Think interactive. Think B2B2C, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to incentivize globally leads to the aptitude to exploit iteravely. We often empower best-of-breed, customer-defined functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We constantly streamline resource-constrained solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think macro-web-enabled. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining.
The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined.
At BuildingLink, we realize how to orchestrate micro-nano-interactively. What does it really mean to enhance "macro-ultra-proactively"? Without preplanned systems, mindshare are forced to become synergistic, intuitive, open-source. What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-dynamically"? The capability to embrace proactively leads to the aptitude to scale virally. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTML. We will cultivate the capability of biometrics to aggregate. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "M&A" really mean? The metrics factor is reality-based. The aptitude to actualize vertically leads to the power to syndicate robustly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is!
At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to generate intra-proactively. We think that most visionary portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be viral, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be global? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We will amplify our capacity to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to actualize. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for managing new power shifts? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our global re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.

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