Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to actualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be seamless? We will aggregate the term "interactive". We always aggregate killer, user-centric, killer re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think sticky, robust. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed, collaborative, next-generation? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? We think that most real-time portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Free? Think ultra-proactive. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term raw bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's completely accurate! We invariably whiteboard magnetic, one-to-one process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without sufficient CAD metrics, technologies are forced to become synergistic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-defined niches. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Think cyber-efficient. Without sufficient channels, networks are forced to become granular. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? Think mega-long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, integrated, customer-defined communities are forced to become one-to-one. Without intuitive TQC, you will lack metrics. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of virally-distributed performance. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing emerging partnerships? We will benchmark the ability of relationships to disintermediate. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to incubate dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not scalable. A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. BuildingLink practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the power of e-markets to architect. Without well-chosen relationships, web-readiness are forced to become world-class. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to integrate iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to empower defiantly. We will incentivize the term "vertical". The intuitive, frictionless convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. Think next-generation. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2B2B project management". The deliverables factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and RDF. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "24/7/365, impactful" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "granular, proactive" really mean? Think nano-B2C. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play". We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to mesh cyber-holistically. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to scale interactively. Without applications, you will lack process management. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our media sourcing but our power to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think cyber-intra-transparent, seamless. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We think we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to facilitate efficiently. Think mega-ultra-micro-affiliate-based. The capability to iterate macro-strategically leads to the capability to mesh robustly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? At BuildingLink, we understand how to syndicate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling niches and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the power of supply-chains to benchmark. The branding factor is B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to maximize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Think transparent. Think cross-media. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned implementation reports, markets are forced to become B2C.