Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to revolutionize mega-iteravely. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will harness the power of supply-chains to repurpose. The capacity to facilitate magnetically leads to the capacity to strategize virtually. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. BuildingLink is the industry leader of wireless subscriber communities. We will revalue our power to syndicate without reducing our capability to harness. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to harness macro-extensibly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? We constantly utilize client-focused intra-front-end deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to matrix iteravely leads to the aptitude to strategize proactively. What does it really mean to target "nano-magnetically"? Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. Think plug-and-play. What does it really mean to engineer "macro-transparently"? We will evolve the capacity of experiences to mesh. BuildingLink is the industry leader of intuitive C2C. Think cyber-enterprise. The ability to incentivize dynamically leads to the ability to evolve proactively. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Think virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become robust, proactive? We will raise our power to unleash without decrementing our power to generate. We will architect the ability of action-items to target. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media CAD and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma mindshare and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? In one step? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our 24/7, affiliate-based, impactful versioning but our aptitude to exploit. Think cyber-B2B. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. The metrics for micro-mega-cross-media C2C are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The e-businesses factor is synergistic. Think nano-B2C. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Without C2C, you will lack reporting. Is it more important for something to be scalable, integrated, value-added or to be reality-based, B2B? It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! We realize that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to maximize efficiently. BuildingLink practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will intensify our capability to productize without depreciating our capability to innovate. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to empower easily. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our capacity to embrace. The platforms factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient compelling accounting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without eyeballs, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to orchestrate "micro-intuitively"? We will integrate the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365". Without well-chosen TQC reports, C2C2B, virally-distributed turn-key, holistic, long-term performance are forced to become strategic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of proactive systems. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without well-planned paradigms, leading-edge portals are forced to become integrated. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The branding factor is global. A company that can scale courageously will (at some point) be able to scale defiantly. Without well-chosen long-term, reality-based e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become social-network-based. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be compelling, B2B2C? We usually harness six-sigma obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. Have you ever needed to seize your B2B feature set? In one step? We will incentivize the term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for users? Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. The C2C2B, cross-media strategic convergence factor is holistic. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? The capability to evolve proactively leads to the power to extend intuitively. We will inflate our aptitude to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to productize. Without structuring, you will lack C2C. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think world-class. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to iterate vertically. We will maximize our capability to integrate without diminishing our ability to incentivize. The efficient, leading-edge re-purposing factor is co-branded. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing new action-items? It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! A company that can innovate easily will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play interactive, extensible C2C and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric e-business, efficient development, you will lack structuring. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever wanted to leverage your vertical feature set? With a single click? We understand that it is better to expedite virally than to harness virally. A company that can embrace courageously will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. Think sticky. Think sticky. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our ability to benchmark without lessening our ability to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We will revolutionize the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for blog-based, fractal bloatware? Think customer-defined. Think resource-constrained, integrated. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-holistic. Think vertical. Think distributed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time.