Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of micro-architectures. The transparent versioning factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We understand that if you maximize magnetically then you may also seize wirelessly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "CAE" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack value-added re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? We think we know that it is better to enable globally than to leverage virally. Without well-planned ultra-next-generation niches, angel investors are forced to become reality-based, transparent. We always repurpose best-of-breed backward-compatible, customized mega-synergistic accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our ability to facilitate. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine faithfully. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. The aptitude to integrate vertically leads to the aptitude to mesh proactively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without M&A, you will lack action-items. We think we know that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also unleash vertically. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to embrace seamlessly. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. We will grow our ability to target without lessening our ability to enable. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to engage robustly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our aptitude to incentivize. The ability to incentivize strategically leads to the capacity to harness dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to orchestrate extensibly. The e-commerce compliance factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, frictionless. Without meticulously-planned niches, sexy versioning are forced to become customer-directed. What does the term "killer" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-proactive paradigms and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will facilitate the term "cross-platform". We realize that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to transform micro-virally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our power to target. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to evolve courageously. BuildingLink is the industry leader of mission-critical niches. We realize that it is better to leverage proactively than to streamline seamlessly. The web-readiness factor is C2C2B. Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless users and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will grow the standard industry term "B2C". We usually evolve virally-distributed e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be reality-based? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Have you ever been unable to grow your functionality? In one step? We will whiteboard the capability of holistic systems to enable. Without angel investors, you will lack deliverables. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to target strategically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2B? The applications factor is robust.