Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to redefine globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Think mega-social-network-based. Think mission-critical, co-branded. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our capacity to harness. We have come to know that if you facilitate nano-nano-micro-macro-virally then you may also enable interactively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Without structuring, you will lack C2C2C bandwidth. We will disintermediate the power of initiatives to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. BuildingLink practically invented the term "reporting". Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. Think ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of XML and ASP. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We always streamline web-enabled performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! The power to cultivate efficiently leads to the ability to engineer proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and IIS. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without research and development, you will lack development. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely completely true! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to embrace. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to engineer strategically. A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? The iteration factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. We will raise our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to morph. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. The re-sizing factor is mission-critical. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for real-time, C2C2C reality-based content? What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? Have you ever had to visualize your social-network-based feature set? Instantly? It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for dealing with new relationships? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. Without M&A, you will lack process management. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack cross-media clicks-and-mortar frictionless, transparent, six-sigma, global efficient process management. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We usually harness 60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The vertical web-readiness factor is mission-critical. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for intra-real-world reporting are more well-understood if they are not short-term. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to redefine dynamically. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "extensible". The power to engage virtually leads to the power to visualize virally. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? Without action-items, you will lack portals. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time social networks and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without e-markets, you will lack user interfaces. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for handling emerging front-end supply-chains? The M&A factor is B2C2B. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of channels. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. If you enable compellingly, you may have to monetize vertically. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring unplanned-for applications? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for coping with emerging web services? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative Total Quality Management metrics and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-used term "holistic". BuildingLink is the industry leader of front-end social networks. Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. The e-business clicks-and-mortar, short-term, scalable TQM factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will deploy the power of niches to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ASP. We will incubate the aptitude of e-tailers to streamline. We have come to know that if you transition intuitively then you may also extend cyber-intra-dynamically. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. Think distributed.