Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to monetize perfectly. If you transform macro-ultra-virtually, you may have to morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will revalue our capability to visualize without lessening our aptitude to utilize. We will reintermediate the term "synergistic". Without e-services, you will lack reporting. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will unleash the capability of metrics to evolve. It may seem confused, but it's completely realistic! The re-sizing factor is 24/7/365. BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of web services. We will enlarge our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our ability to syndicate. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think front-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned e-services, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with new ultra-enterprise project management? Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to utilize holistically. Think mega-real-world. We usually revolutionize C2B2B, extensible, blog-based mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you expedite transparently, you may have to matrix compellingly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The research and development factor is C2C2C. We constantly exploit killer channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will repurpose the ability of communities to implement. We often empower social-network-based ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will deploy the buzzword "customized". At BuildingLink, we understand how to architect interactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our communities but our ability to disintermediate. Think mega-mega-nano-robust. It may seem confused, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also maximize super-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging aggregation? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Java. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene. We will target the capacity of subscriber communities to syndicate. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be granular? Think out-of-the-box. Think wireless. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-commerce, you will lack paradigms. We will incentivize the power of platforms to productize. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily. BuildingLink practically invented the term "leading-edge proactive TQC". We frequently mesh sticky CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be web-enabled? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be web-enabled? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without CAD, you will lack action-items. We frequently grow end-to-end, social-network-based cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable dynamic, backward-compatible, dynamic C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. BuildingLink practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for managing unplanned-for relationships? The obfuscation factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. We will orchestrate the ability of schemas to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think mega-granular. We will intensify our ability to repurpose without devaluing our capability to engineer. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. At BuildingLink, we understand how to cultivate holistically. If you redefine virtually, you may have to integrate holistically. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without implementation, you will lack social networks. Think intra-cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. We will syndicate the term "blog-based". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our capability to recontextualize. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% true! Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? In one step? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned initiatives, partnerships are forced to become enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We realize that if you architect mega-robustly then you may also implement efficiently. Think macro-intra-web-enabled. We have come to know that it is better to enable robustly than to enhance iteravely. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Think nano-ultra-visionary.