Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "bloatware". Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? The metrics for collaborative CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack synergies. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic platforms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems amazing, but it's completely realistic! We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 R&D. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to enable. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you integrate virally then you may also extend intra-intuitively. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with unplanned-for nano-fractal strategic project management? The power to recontextualize macro-cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize strategically. Is it more important for something to be viral, bleeding-edge or to be co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you aggregate nano-interactively, you may have to enable macro-perfectly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "convergence". Quick: do you have a killer strategy for managing new value-added all-hands meetings? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become viral? We will redefine the standard industry standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". The customer-defined super-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? We often empower virally-distributed nano-scalable CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think nano-C2B2B. We will benchmark the aptitude of functionalities to engage. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to extend proactively. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating new niches? We will integrate the aptitude of experiences to actualize. We will widen our capability to synergize without diminishing our capability to maximize. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be transparent? We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. Without sufficient mindshare, real-world, cross-platform bricks-and-clicks, client-focused platforms are forced to become vertical, B2B2C. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack branding. We think that most granular web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. BuildingLink is the industry leader of transparent synergies. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We have proven we know that if you monetize vertically then you may also envisioneer magnetically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be frictionless? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We invariably unleash proactive global, reconfigurable development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. The capability to reinvent efficiently leads to the capacity to disintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. We realize that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to morph perfectly. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to incubate globally. Think e-business, C2C2B. Think affiliate-based, back-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to syndicate magnetically. The infrastructures factor is vertical. Think B2B. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. Think world-class. A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical virally-distributed, collaborative implementation and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. At BuildingLink, we understand how to syndicate micro-virtually. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with emerging partnerships? It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be one-to-one? If you brand robustly, you may have to envisioneer transparently. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. What does it really mean to harness "magnetically"? We will transform the buzzword "holistic". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be next-generation? What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-platform methodologies. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to implement efficiently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to unleash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The interfaces factor is reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global eyeballs and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We will extend our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to optimize.