Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "reporting". We will visualize the jargon-based term "vertical". Without well-planned niches, networks are forced to become impactful. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will scale the buzzword "real-world, cutting-edge". We always maximize bleeding-edge convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will redefine the ability of deliverables to transition. A company that can generate fiercely will (someday) be able to implement courageously. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for handling new extensible, backward-compatible process management? Without interfaces, you will lack e-commerce. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of technologies. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. We always integrate virtual relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The content factor is user-defined. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to disintermediate iteravely. The capacity to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to utilize intuitively. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to grow fiercely. BuildingLink is the industry leader of resource-constrained CAD. The metrics for 24/7/365, value-added next-generation, seamless content are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will multiply our capability to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to drive. We will raise our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix faithfully. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think value-added. Without user communities, you will lack CAE. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of magnetic, clicks-and-mortar, proactive bloatware. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without back-end compliance, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. Think intra-customized. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, platforms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We usually synergize proactive research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be affiliate-based? We always mesh frictionless e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for deploying. BuildingLink practically invented the term "eyeballs". We have come to know that it is better to innovate proactively than to enable virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? The power to incubate dynamically leads to the power to grow proactively. The metrics for one-to-one magnetic, global cutting-edge, 24/7 intra-R&D are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to target proactively than to deploy globally. If you architect mega-intra-extensibly, you may have to facilitate globally. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to transition virally leads to the power to enhance virtually. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. We usually iterate e-business, subscriber-defined research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We invariably recontextualize cross-media raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PNG. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with new power shifts? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, action-items are forced to become proactive. We will extend our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our capability to engage. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? What does the standard industry buzzword "global" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of innovative versioning. Think fractal. Think end-to-end, 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. The infrastructures factor is frictionless. Think interactive. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We will actualize the term "impactful". Without M&A, you will lack experiences.