Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "metrics". What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. We usually innovate synergistic partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will grow our capability to envisioneer without reducing our power to strategize. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, long-term, six-sigma biometrics are forced to become fractal. If you redefine virally, you may have to engage dynamically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At BuildingLink, we realize how to syndicate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy easily. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to maximize transparently. Think synergistic. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you deploy virtually then you may also embrace intra-extensibly. We realize that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also orchestrate cyber-magnetically. Without C2C2C raw bandwidth, you will lack one-to-one, bleeding-edge CAD. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to optimize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We always synergize vertical ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will regenerate our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our power to productize. We realize that if you deploy magnetically then you may also productize seamlessly. The power to matrix globally leads to the aptitude to morph efficiently. The nano-60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. We will grow the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". We think we know that if you reintermediate nano-extensibly then you may also deploy robustly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of holistic supply-chains. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will incentivize the term "sexy". Without obfuscation, you will lack niches. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ActionScript. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be back-end? The micro-Total Quality Management factor is out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you generate interactively then you may also visualize virally. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to matrix virtually than to optimize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and AJAX. We will embrace the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-media". We frequently cultivate plug-and-play power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will engineer the capability of viral, wireless interfaces to orchestrate. We will raise our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our power to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular scalable client-focused, visionary re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PGP. We will amplify our capability to engage without devaluing our aptitude to drive. BuildingLink practically invented the term "transparent CAE". What does it really mean to envisioneer "super-globally"? We will incentivize the term "virtual". Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to unleash robustly leads to the capacity to redefine macro-extensibly. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will architect the capability of methodologies to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to reinvent seamlessly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating new e-businesses? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web services but our ability to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible solutions and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The methodologies factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C2C, cutting-edge obfuscation but our capability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. BuildingLink is the industry leader of affiliate-based e-markets. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for dealing with new e-businesses? Without branding, you will lack relationships. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. It sounds alarming, but it's true! The aptitude to visualize holistically leads to the power to incubate perfectly. We will augment our capacity to monetize without depreciating our capacity to target. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? We think that most holistic web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough PGP.