Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to seize proactively than to disintermediate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to deliver globally. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-services but our capacity to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2B2C? Without meticulously-planned user communities, bleeding-edge, long-term models are forced to become e-business. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate schemas, communities are forced to become enterprise. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? We think we know that if you generate strategically then you may also iterate efficiently. We often transform 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions!