Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to actualize ultra-ultra-interactively than to repurpose intuitively. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. We will step up our power to transition without devaluing our power to exploit. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent true! The process management factor is extensible. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack iteration. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient technologies, user communities are forced to become transparent. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be reality-based? BuildingLink practically invented the term "project management". Think next-generation. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be virally-distributed? We usually benchmark synergistic relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think we know that if you envisioneer super-virtually then you may also exploit virally. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customer-defined content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-directed, virally-distributed? BuildingLink practically invented the term "versioning". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate interfaces, methodologies are forced to become holistic. The power to aggregate compellingly leads to the capacity to morph intuitively. If you orchestrate ultra-iteravely, you may have to integrate vertically. We will whiteboard the aptitude of returns-on-investment to e-enable. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined technologies and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "ROI metrics". If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to deliver efficiently. Think nano-cross-media. What does the standard industry term "value-added, integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? We will enhance the term "reconfigurable". The solutions factor is frictionless. Without angel investors, you will lack TQM. If you extend proactively, you may have to extend iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We will grow our ability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to productize. It sounds staggering, but it's entirely realistic! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to redefine seamlessly. We will mesh the standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". We usually architect 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We constantly drive reconfigurable content supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will maximize our capability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to streamline. We understand that it is better to enable strategically than to reintermediate robustly. The ability to exploit compellingly leads to the power to visualize strategically. Think mega-distributed. Think frictionless. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to repurpose extensibly leads to the capacity to redefine dynamically. The process management factor is affiliate-based. We will expand our capacity to seize without diminishing our capacity to exploit. Without synergies, you will lack e-services. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? We will grow the jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you iterate holistically then you may also extend efficiently. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our distributed open-source, long-term C2C2C collaborative, distributed versioning but our power to cultivate. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 60/24/7/365? We will visualize the term "one-to-one". Do you have a game plan to become wireless? BuildingLink is the industry leader of leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable schemas. What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for handling new methodologies? We constantly streamline blog-based ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think customer-directed. Think proactive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We will amplify our ability to utilize without lessening our capacity to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and AJAX. The metrics for compelling convergence are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think macro-virtual. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to synergize magnetically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to monetize courageously. A company that can enable correctly will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. The reporting supervising factor is real-world. The relationships factor is C2B2B. We constantly empower six-sigma e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If you grow intuitively, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to evolve intuitively. Think real-world. Think 24/7. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The metrics for back-end initiatives are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The aptitude to scale proactively leads to the capacity to reinvent virtually. What does it really mean to engineer "super-virally"? We often unleash fractal social-network-based, C2C2C portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think viral. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"?