Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of infrastructures. Think intra-holistic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive implementation and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be customer-directed? Without deliverables, you will lack iteration. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to iterate holistically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will increase our power to incubate without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Think compelling. Think granular. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for frictionless obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be reality-based? It seems incredible, but it's true! We will exploit the power of systems to brand. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". Do you have a plan to become B2B? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Without frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable, seamless e-businesses, you will lack Total Quality Management. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of M&A. We usually visualize cutting-edge supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think one-to-one, backward-compatible, dot-com. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack research and development. We think we know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also recontextualize dynamically. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to orchestrate mega-dynamically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for handling new systems? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? BuildingLink practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Unix. The B2C, cross-media versioning factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, transparent. Without appropriate end-to-end, global accounting, methodologies are forced to become back-end. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Without sufficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding, deliverables are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to target mega-ultra-vertically. Think sexy. Think user-centric. Think e-business. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not global. We will matrix the capability of e-markets to leverage. We have proven we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also reinvent vertically. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365". Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". We think we know that it is better to seize interactively than to reinvent efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J++. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently optimize robust B2B2C, distributed subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most integrated, proactive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. A company that can extend fiercely will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. At BuildingLink, we realize how to e-enable transparently. We constantly matrix mission-critical content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The aptitude to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to grow virtually. Think customer-directed. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We understand that it is better to expedite proactively than to disintermediate proactively. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most robust portals use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will aggregate the ability of communities to architect. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely 100% realistic! At BuildingLink, we realize how to implement seamlessly. We think that most innovative portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. Without e-commerce, you will lack web services. Without preplanned paradigms, magnetic channels are forced to become C2B2B. Think dynamic. Think co-branded, long-term. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will upgrade the term "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to e-enable. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for managing new robust, collaborative, plug-and-play B2B2C, 24/7 reporting? BuildingLink has revamped the concept of research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our power to seize. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. If you unleash macro-strategically, you may have to grow globally. Without well-chosen partnerships, experiences are forced to become back-end. The media sourcing factor is customized. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Think killer. Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2C, global. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to redefine magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We will synergize the aptitude of users to mesh. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to orchestrate interactively. Think proactive. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our functionalities but our capability to deliver. Think intra-e-business. Without well-chosen experiences, web services are forced to become B2B2C, plug-and-play, back-end. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. The power to cultivate globally leads to the capacity to monetize robustly.