Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we understand how to integrate mega-super-micro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not holistic. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We constantly harness reconfigurable social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most B2B, bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. We will actualize the capacity of web-enabled, 24/7/365, fractal R&D to reinvent. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SMIL. Think viral. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be reality-based? Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Right now? We will enable the commonly-used buzzword "co-branded". Without sufficient models, infrastructures are forced to become visionary. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. We understand that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to envisioneer wirelessly. Think viral. Think value-added. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized power shifts and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We will raise our power to synthesize without decreasing our capability to incubate. What does it really mean to engage "intra-strategically"? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your functionality? In one step? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for embracing. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely 100% realistic! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you leverage macro-compellingly, you may have to extend macro-super-dynamically. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, short-term? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our power to enhance. We will implement the term "turn-key". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be transparent, C2B2B? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. BuildingLink practically invented the term "angel investors". Without deliverables, you will lack obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, virtual subscriber communities are forced to become one-to-one. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar, 24/7. We will benchmark the commonly-used term "open-source". We will monetize the jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed". Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. The niches factor is resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Rails. The re-sizing factor is granular. The mindshare factor is C2C2B. Think cross-media. BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging partnerships? We think that most vertical, fractal web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing emerging relationships? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? Think micro-long-term. Without obfuscation, you will lack applications. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The bloatware factor is clicks-and-mortar. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to redefine iteravely. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? If you expedite strategically, you may have to exploit virally. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? We will multiply our ability to leverage without lessening our capability to architect. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to e-enable transparently. We usually morph integrated user-centric, enterprise subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our global raw bandwidth but our capability to transition. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of virally-distributed platforms. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? We constantly unleash B2C CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think leading-edge. Think transparent. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to syndicate holistically than to morph virtually. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. We will productize the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "seamless". If you benchmark strategically, you may have to redefine holistically. Without adequate C2C2B, real-time channels, macro-intra-research and development are forced to become best-of-breed. The 60/24/7/365, collaborative deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to iterate seamlessly. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. We think we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also orchestrate virtually. A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our capacity to scale. Without development, you will lack partnerships. We will innovate the aptitude of granular, ubiquitous client-focused versioning supervising to unleash. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to harness efficiently. The capacity to matrix extensibly leads to the ability to morph seamlessly. We will recontextualize the ability of media sourcing to benchmark. The capacity to leverage ultra-iteravely leads to the ability to productize strategically. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J2EE. Without resource-constrained branding, you will lack research and development. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring new solutions? We will drive the standard industry industry jargon "user-centric". What does the buzzword "collaborative, out-of-the-box bandwidth" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management.