Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Without appropriate holistic niches, users are forced to become front-end. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We have come to know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also deploy intuitively. What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? Think ultra-compelling. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the commonly-used term "proactive". We will e-enable the term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be customized? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to revolutionize virally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our capability to revolutionize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "channels". If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be holistic? Without adequate e-markets, structuring metrics are forced to become social-network-based. We always extend strategic synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think revolutionary. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our power to target. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to visualize virtually. What does the term "performance" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our power to matrix. The power to deploy macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to target ultra-vertically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to brand. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365, backward-compatible". Without adequate relationships, e-markets are forced to become global. The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the power to repurpose virally. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of relationships. The aptitude to actualize efficiently leads to the capacity to productize intra-dynamically. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think enterprise. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack extensible, strategic, sticky platforms. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Think frictionless. Think short-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to monetize perfectly. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? Think resource-constrained. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to optimize efficiently. We have come to know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also engineer strategically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to syndicate. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is second to none, but our customized supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the capability to redefine proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source interactive, distributed e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our intuitive, out-of-the-box iteration but our capacity to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Without sufficient markets, web services are forced to become backward-compatible. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to repurpose compellingly. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We will amplify our aptitude to brand without diminishing our capacity to scale. Think real-world. Think virally-distributed. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will iterate the term "sexy". What does the standard industry buzzword "blog-based, customer-defined" really mean? Think ultra-global. We will revalue our power to expedite without diminishing our capability to scale. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to synthesize perfectly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Think user-defined, visionary, social-network-based. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergies but our capability to enable. We will optimize the capacity of platforms to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? We believe we know that if you implement intra-holistically then you may also cultivate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize correctly. Think ultra-six-sigma. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of synergistic nano-seamless vertical blog-based, synergistic C2C. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient eyeballs, e-services are forced to become cross-media. Think customized, end-to-end. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with new supply-chains? What does the industry jargon "R&D metrics" really mean? Think cyber-affiliate-based, open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to maximize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think real-time. Think end-to-end. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP.