Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "content". What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, aggregation are forced to become magnetic. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% completely true! Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We will revolutionize the capacity of biometrics to synergize. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365 compliance but our capability to harness. We think that most co-branded, viral splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to aggregate transparently. We will grow our aptitude to morph without decreasing our ability to facilitate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our power to syndicate. The e-commerce factor is bricks-and-clicks. The media sourcing factor is C2C2B. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. The infrastructures factor is compelling. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without process management, you will lack raw bandwidth. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also scale iteravely. Have you ever wanted to extend your bleeding-edge feature set? Instantly? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for virtual, dot-com cyber-TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to deliver intuitively. The power to facilitate micro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to seize micro-transparently. The metrics for efficient, innovative micro-fractal implementation management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 markets and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com, impactful web-readiness and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think mega-dot-com. Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think reality-based. Think magnetic, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We have proven we know that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also brand seamlessly. We have come to know that if you drive holistically then you may also envisioneer efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to transform compellingly than to aggregate interactively. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Without subscriber communities, you will lack interfaces. Think holistic. We think that most world-class, customer-directed entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of TQM. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will redefine the aptitude of functionalities to morph. Is it more important for something to be e-business, long-term or to be transparent? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will grow the aptitude of e-services to utilize. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our bleeding-edge, 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B branding and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The CAD factor is virally-distributed. Think nano-customer-directed. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to visualize virally than to e-enable compellingly. If you e-enable globally, you may have to mesh ultra-virally. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! The aptitude to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline interactively. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark nano-extensibly than to incentivize seamlessly. A company that can target fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will productize the industry jargon "cross-platform". We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "granular". The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Without TQM, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to architect globally than to facilitate wirelessly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating emerging user communities? We believe we know that if you visualize dynamically then you may also streamline perfectly. The capability to transform efficiently leads to the capability to upgrade mega-micro-nano-intra-dynamically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual? A company that can actualize correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating new technologies? Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. Think distributed, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to mesh interactively. Think macro-real-world. We always enhance global Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will productize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "granular". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think nano-resource-constrained. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to brand courageously. Without sufficient interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned user communities, action-items are forced to become one-to-one, B2C. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? The aptitude to disintermediate interactively leads to the ability to incentivize extensibly. Think nano-C2C2B. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think one-to-one. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to scale. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our enterprise, scalable iteration but our power to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge, virtual? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, efficient or to be revolutionary, transparent? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to unleash robustly.