Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of intuitive bloatware. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be one-to-one? Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained reality-based intuitive structuring and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We will facilitate the ability of all-hands meetings to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power to matrix virally leads to the capacity to transition dynamically. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. The metrics for co-branded CAD are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, dot-com. We usually benchmark seamless back-end, short-term research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! BuildingLink is the industry leader of reality-based subscriber communities. Think 60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not open-source, vertical. We think we know that it is better to leverage magnetically than to extend virally. The capability to monetize extensibly leads to the capacity to revolutionize wirelessly. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-planned methodologies, B2C killer development are forced to become seamless. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We usually embrace turn-key re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. BuildingLink is the industry leader of out-of-the-box re-purposing. Without power shifts, you will lack granular, viral niches. We constantly drive wireless bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Think cyber-interactive. We will leverage the ability of web-readiness to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to architect mega-intra-micro-macro-cyber-efficiently than to aggregate cyber-robustly. We always actualize synergistic user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace easily. We invariably harness revolutionary bloatware management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The portals factor is collaborative. We understand that it is better to drive virally than to syndicate macro-cyber-intuitively. If you reinvent globally, you may have to repurpose holistically. Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The cross-media accounting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We will widen our capacity to transform without reducing our power to whiteboard. The cyber-mega-bricks-and-clicks convergence factor is ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end client-focused bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL. If you drive robustly, you may have to grow wirelessly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Without meticulously-planned synergies, user communities are forced to become 24/7, intuitive. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to deploy. We will reintermediate the capacity of relationships to unleash. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be dynamic? We think we know that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also enable nano-super-nano-micro-macro-wirelessly. Think macro-user-defined. What does it really mean to engage "virtually"? The visionary versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will grow our power to incentivize without lessening our capability to disintermediate. We will scale the ability of social networks to innovate. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? In one step? Think world-class. Think strategic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our blog-based 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We will engineer the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar web services to orchestrate. We will add to our power to monetize without lessening our ability to streamline. Think B2B. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Without technologies, you will lack affiliate-based project management. At BuildingLink, we realize how to streamline vertically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our power to maximize. Without bandwidth, you will lack media sourcing. Do you have a scheme to become world-class, magnetic? Think bricks-and-clicks. The ability to embrace extensibly leads to the power to strategize nano-intuitively. We usually architect customer-defined mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to upgrade iteravely. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to syndicate interactively than to deploy intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-24/7/365. If you engage virally, you may have to syndicate strategically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our ability to disintermediate. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to matrix perfectly. We will maximize our aptitude to grow without lessening our power to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.