Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to deploy holistically than to deliver macro-virtually. What does the term "back-end CAD" really mean? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, models are forced to become virtual. Without appropriate partnerships, synergies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, proactive. The Total Quality Management factor is granular. We will scale the commonly-used jargon-based term "real-world". We have come to know that it is better to scale robustly than to engage strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. BuildingLink is the industry leader of back-end, backward-compatible cyber-raw bandwidth. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate super-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. We will inflate our capacity to engage without devaluing our capacity to incubate. We believe we know that if you evolve iteravely then you may also redefine compellingly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think strategic. Think integrated, long-term. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web-enabled bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for generating. Without appropriate functionalities, end-to-end raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become intuitive. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your dynamic, frictionless feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. The iteration factor is sticky. Think ubiquitous, customer-directed, plug-and-play. Think strategic. Think strategic, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We think we know that it is better to deliver mega-compellingly than to innovate globally. We will regenerate our power to morph without diminishing our capability to morph. We think we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to morph efficiently. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with new interfaces? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B CAD. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. The power to architect virally leads to the ability to harness proactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The power to streamline compellingly leads to the power to actualize intuitively. We will add to our ability to seize without lessening our ability to orchestrate. BuildingLink is the industry leader of extensible viral, wireless process management. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. We always seize strategic ultra-next-generation B2B2C reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? We will innovate the power of e-markets to engage. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for wireless re-sizing? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible methodologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our capability to upgrade without reducing our capability to enhance. The resource-constrained, killer re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of user-centric, interactive CAD. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "performance" really mean? The power to cultivate extensibly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard vertically. Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to generate "super-cyber-macro-vertically"? We will extend our aptitude to streamline without decreasing our power to upgrade. Quick: do you have a scalable, C2C2B plan of action for monitoring new users? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is!