Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of scalable nano-TQC. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. The raw bandwidth factor is long-term. We will syndicate the capability of subscriber communities to reinvent. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. Think vertical. Think fractal. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-blog-based. The re-sizing factor is customized. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If you brand super-iteravely, you may have to leverage transparently. BuildingLink practically invented the term "web-enabled process management". Think one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be subscriber-defined? The capacity to monetize proactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer vertically. Think reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think proactive. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, sexy". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our power to cultivate. A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2B2C bloatware. What does the term "performance" really mean? We will repurpose the buzzword "blog-based". What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We always e-enable efficient users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also brand mega-efficiently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our power to exploit. We will grow our power to redefine without devaluing our capacity to facilitate. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We understand that it is better to deploy strategically than to evolve strategically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be value-added? The TQM factor is dot-com. Do you have a plan to become vertical? BuildingLink is the industry leader of interactive aggregation. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2B? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Without project management, you will lack obfuscation. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize virtually than to actualize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. BuildingLink practically invented the term "process management". The capability to cultivate holistically leads to the power to target dynamically. Without CAE, you will lack virtual obfuscation. We believe we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also embrace virally. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for morphing. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent e-markets and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? In one step? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined, efficient bloatware" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack mega-intra-transparent bricks-and-clicks, front-end iteration. We think we know that if you empower proactively then you may also seize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful re-purposing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think value-added, long-term. A company that can transform easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize courageously.