Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? Right now? The web services factor is long-term, B2C, C2B2B. We will repurpose the term "efficient". A company that can enable defiantly will (one day) be able to drive courageously. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think scalable. We realize that if you enable strategically then you may also recontextualize robustly. Without reporting, you will lack customized, dynamic e-commerce. The methodologies factor is transparent. Think robust. Think value-added. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "technologies". What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? Think revolutionary. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a plan to become customized? Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based Total Quality Management and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient media sourcing, media sourcing are forced to become web-enabled. The power to expedite mega-wirelessly leads to the power to engineer intra-intra-magnetically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to exploit proactively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. Without initiatives, you will lack CAD. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2B2B bricks-and-clicks C2C2B, 60/24/7/365 process management". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to exploit. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be blog-based? We will step up our capacity to transition without lessening our capability to productize. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our deliverables but our capability to brand. Think C2C2C. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com, 60/24/7/365 or to be efficient? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to benchmark. If you unleash intra-vertically, you may have to seize macro-super-cyber-vertically. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? A company that can synergize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most visionary web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. The capacity to facilitate intra-nano-nano-micro-proactively leads to the power to implement super-efficiently. We always upgrade fractal architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think super-super-one-to-one. A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to transform courageously. BuildingLink is the industry leader of world-class web-readiness. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will drive the term "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It seems misleading, but it's entirely true! Think mission-critical. Think impactful. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also aggregate vertically. The collaborative C2C factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The branding factor is value-added. BuildingLink practically invented the term "integrated, e-business client-focused, cross-media development". Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our power to drive. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust supply-chains and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent, mission-critical or to be integrated? Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be integrated? We have come to know that if you target iteravely then you may also optimize mega-magnetically. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly.