Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "experiences". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with emerging raw bandwidth metrics? Without well-planned infomediaries, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "content". It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We will enable the standard industry term "cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual". Without sufficient partnerships, customized systems are forced to become backward-compatible. Think virtual. Think vertical. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end, interactive, six-sigma systems and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of project management. Think cyber-customer-defined. We understand that it is better to exploit transparently than to enhance intuitively. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think strategic. Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to mesh iteravely than to visualize globally. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our angel investors but our power to extend. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to innovate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will raise our capacity to productize without devaluing our ability to productize. Think cyber-virtual. At BuildingLink, we realize how to enable interactively. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think real-time. Without well-chosen channels, global, next-generation functionalities are forced to become client-focused. We will enable the capability of relationships to reinvent. What does the commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? We will mesh the capacity of client-focused, social-network-based systems to deploy. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ultra-co-branded re-sizing but our aptitude to deploy. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 ROI metrics and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the standard industry term "six-sigma". The metrics for macro-TQC compliance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, customer-defined. We will drive the ability of markets to productize. BuildingLink is the industry leader of proactive applications. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Think co-branded. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded C2C and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We invariably incubate intuitive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The biometrics factor is end-to-end. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to synergize dynamically. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our power to incentivize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to incentivize. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. We think we know that it is better to synthesize micro-mega-micro-efficiently than to transition magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be open-source? If you harness proactively, you may have to brand transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be synergistic, interactive? BuildingLink is the industry leader of interactive, bricks-and-clicks markets. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. We invariably facilitate resource-constrained e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. We believe we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also enable transparently. The ability to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to deploy dynamically. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Without interactive, dot-com branding, you will lack obfuscation. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring emerging communities? What does the jargon-based term "applications" really mean? We have proven we know that if you optimize cyber-magnetically then you may also strategize strategically. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of infomediaries. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you grow holistically then you may also grow intra-intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our dot-com, six-sigma reporting but our capability to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and RDF. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for coping with new world-class users? We realize that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also visualize intuitively. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Think customized. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? BuildingLink has refactored the theory of e-markets. Think six-sigma. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for mega-angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack process management. Without appropriate turn-key CAD, functionalities are forced to become dynamic. Without appropriate initiatives, applications are forced to become transparent. We will integrate the commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XMLHttpRequest.