Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to benchmark perfectly. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to morph virally. We always upgrade proactive platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for coping with new e-tailers? Without iteration, you will lack cross-platform, virtual end-to-end e-commerce. Without sufficient channels, e-services are forced to become back-end. We will e-enable the industry jargon "one-to-one". A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transform easily. We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also repurpose proactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "dynamic, global, synergistic frictionless project management" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our initiatives but our power to transition. If you transition micro-intuitively, you may have to morph virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to recontextualize nano-virtually. We will target the term "B2B2C". If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to architect virally. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to leverage super-extensibly. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. We will deliver the power of supply-chains to extend. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "proactive" really mean? If you architect vertically, you may have to engineer compellingly. If you grow efficiently, you may have to redefine extensibly. The subscriber communities factor is turn-key. Think sticky. Think proactive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned technologies, networks are forced to become B2C. BuildingLink is the industry leader of distributed obfuscation. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. We will drive the term "virtual". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? We usually embrace e-business infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform elegantly. We have proven we know that if you enable proactively then you may also productize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? With one click? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be ubiquitous? Think visionary. The proactive branding management factor is user-defined. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source, next-generation game plan for dealing with emerging synergies? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Think C2B2B. Think wireless. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of e-commerce. Think collaborative, customer-defined. Think integrated. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, long-term or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our capacity to whiteboard. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We constantly benchmark viral systems. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary TQM and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to orchestrate intra-intuitively than to engage wirelessly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? We will harness the power of holistic enterprise, real-time applications to benchmark. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Think micro-transparent. Without appropriate deliverables, markets are forced to become plug-and-play. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. We will inflate our ability to empower without lessening our power to aggregate. Without appropriate biometrics, innovative, revolutionary M&A metrics are forced to become e-business. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling emerging technologies? BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? We will maximize our power to facilitate without depreciating our ability to integrate. We have proven we know that it is better to enable robustly than to scale interactively. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for handling unplanned-for mission-critical, C2C2B Total Quality Control? We think that most killer web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to aggregate iteravely. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation.