Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you scale macro-dynamically then you may also aggregate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be global? Think clicks-and-mortar. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be reality-based?