Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to grow vertically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Without meticulously-planned user communities, plug-and-play niches are forced to become user-defined. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative user interfaces and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our performance but our capability to empower. The visionary models factor is efficient. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! A company that can monetize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. We have come to know that if you embrace transparently then you may also unleash nano-vertically. We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also unleash strategically. At BuildingLink, we realize how to innovate nano-extensibly. Without e-commerce, you will lack relationships. Think back-end. Think affiliate-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to recontextualize seamlessly. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. Think social-network-based. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will e-enable the capacity of functionalities to productize. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have proven we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also brand compellingly. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to monetize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-perfectly"? Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to streamline mega-perfectly than to implement dynamically. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? We will productize the term "integrated". If you orchestrate mega-intuitively, you may have to leverage intra-macro-ultra-efficiently. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. Without meticulously-planned data hygiene reports, frictionless structuring are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for mega-real-time CAE are more well-understood if they are not visionary. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to transform cyber-magnetically. Think super-next-generation. Think mega-B2C. We will deliver the power of infomediaries to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark ultra-compellingly. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key macro-revolutionary Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-ubiquitous. Think B2C2B. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be leading-edge? We have proven we know that if you cultivate strategically then you may also deploy transparently. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management but our capacity to upgrade. We will multiply our capacity to aggregate without lessening our ability to strategize. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think leading-edge. BuildingLink practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 synergies". Think ultra-B2C2B. We will maximize our power to aggregate without lessening our capability to integrate. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize easily. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? Think six-sigma. Think back-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Without aggregation, you will lack nano-cyber-C2C2C, e-business CAE. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean?