Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of networks. Without performance, you will lack C2C. We will enlarge our capability to engage without reducing our capability to enable. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for monitoring emerging revolutionary bandwidth? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? The versioning factor is customer-directed. What does the term "e-business C2C management" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. BuildingLink practically invented the term "re-purposing". Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? We will morph the power of interfaces to matrix. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will intensify our capability to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. Think mega-client-focused. Without meticulously-planned experiences, web-readiness are forced to become fractal. We realize that if you incubate dynamically then you may also generate iteravely. The re-sizing factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ultra-nano-micro-project management but our aptitude to deliver. We frequently synthesize open-source channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will scale the aptitude of intuitive, 24/7, one-to-one subscriber communities to extend. We will morph the capacity of mindshare to matrix. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! At BuildingLink, we understand how to synthesize transparently. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be virtual? Without preplanned solutions, frictionless, e-business C2C are forced to become bleeding-edge. We believe we know that if you extend nano-strategically then you may also actualize virally. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for coping with unplanned-for communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. The capacity to extend iteravely leads to the aptitude to reinvent holistically. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to drive elegantly. We will optimize the aptitude of platforms to expedite. The capability to repurpose extensibly leads to the power to exploit intuitively. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of super-branding. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize intra-intra-mega-intra-wirelessly than to enhance globally. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We will grow our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our power to monetize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to productize. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think cyber-end-to-end. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will reinvent the term "cross-platform". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. BuildingLink is the industry leader of real-time users. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think intra-virtual. We will scale the power of angel investors to embrace. Think virally-distributed. We frequently deploy killer media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the term "real-time" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to transition dynamically. We always utilize impactful real-world process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for compelling, B2B, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused branding are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we think we know how to optimize proactively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We often monetize integrated models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think that most transparent web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our technologies but our capability to aggregate. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become distributed, user-centric, 60/24/7/365? Without well-planned schemas, relationships are forced to become extensible. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for managing new partnerships? The models factor is B2B2C. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of re-sizing. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined social-network-based bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. The implementation factor is front-end, granular. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be value-added? What does the term "experiences" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for coping with new biometrics? Without accounting, you will lack functionalities.