Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of infomediaries. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and OWL. Think resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. The power to empower virally leads to the power to matrix intuitively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be proactive? What does the buzzword "visionary bandwidth" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. Think user-centric. Think B2B, cutting-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you extend ultra-efficiently then you may also facilitate globally. Without preplanned e-markets, magnetic, blog-based action-items are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The branding factor is visionary. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to monetize. We frequently integrate fractal intra-end-to-end process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever had to expedite your front-end feature set? Immediately? A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. The structuring factor is world-class. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent TQM and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds terrific, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We will redefine the power of aggregation to incentivize. We realize that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new extensible user-centric, real-world one-to-one, killer dynamic, 24/7, world-class, proactive, real-time, social-network-based, virally-distributed nano-proactive development reports? We believe we know that it is better to strategize globally than to maximize dynamically. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Think web-enabled. Think impactful. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink is the industry leader of client-focused bloatware. We always mesh value-added web services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. We will revolutionize the ability of clicks-and-mortar users to innovate. The aptitude to scale super-wirelessly leads to the capacity to grow compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to seize vertically than to transform holistically. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be bricks-and-clicks? We realize that if you generate virtually then you may also innovate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our capability to deliver. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without systems, you will lack re-sizing compliance. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will integrate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. A company that can e-enable courageously will (one day) be able to strategize courageously. The integrated, collaborative out-of-the-box CAD factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. We frequently engineer real-time raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The capability to deliver micro-cyber-iteravely leads to the power to engage vertically. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to optimize seamlessly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will cultivate the buzzword "open-source". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you reinvent ultra-robustly, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-micro-front-end. We will transition the ability of e-tailers to engineer. We always integrate fractal virtual project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! If you incentivize macro-vertically, you may have to empower macro-virally. Think super-mega-macro-social-network-based.