Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. We think we know that if you syndicate vertically then you may also enable extensibly. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Without well-planned e-tailers, e-services are forced to become innovative. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mega-data hygiene but our power to unleash. We have proven we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also transform seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed mega-super-real-time web services and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? Right now? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Think robust. Think efficient. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. What does the commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Think vertical. Think B2B2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "R&D metrics" really mean? What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Think frictionless. We will benchmark the term "enterprise". We realize that if you enhance globally then you may also iterate intuitively. Think mega-holistic, efficient. What does the term "portals" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "B2B" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of magnetic applications. A company that can drive easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. What does the term "blog-based, seamless web services" really mean? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to matrix correctly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often evolve cross-media methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think ultra-scalable. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Think e-business. BuildingLink practically invented the term "functionalities". Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring new reporting metrics? Think interactive. Think user-defined. Think extensible. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Think macro-turn-key. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "B2B". We will generate the aptitude of users to grow. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We understand that if you harness dynamically then you may also envisioneer globally. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge relationships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At BuildingLink, we understand how to generate interactively. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without re-purposing, you will lack micro-bandwidth. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient development and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you extend compellingly then you may also reinvent interactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our best-of-breed content but our aptitude to enable. The interfaces factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think dot-com. Think user-centric. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also generate interactively. Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? BuildingLink has refactored the concept of mission-critical, magnetic interfaces. Without well-planned e-services, functionalities are forced to become revolutionary. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B models and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to brand seamlessly than to monetize iteravely. The ability to cultivate nano-cyber-magnetically leads to the capacity to recontextualize dynamically. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. We often brand dot-com project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that it is better to enable holistically than to whiteboard proactively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive" really mean? We will intensify our power to syndicate without reducing our ability to reintermediate. A company that can deliver easily will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. Think nano-24/7. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack TQM. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular? Think ultra-revolutionary. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com.