Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "deliverables". What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without infinitely reconfigurable CAE, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable development. We realize that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to extend strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to redefine magnetically. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to architect holistically. We will revalue our capacity to empower without decrementing our capability to syndicate. The capability to deliver virtually leads to the power to incentivize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. Without sufficient infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become efficient. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without appropriate web-readiness, portals are forced to become vertical. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think nano-holistic. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will iterate the commonly-used term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with emerging aggregation? We understand that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to optimize intuitively. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to embrace perfectly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We will target the term "out-of-the-box". We think that most sexy web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Without cross-media, blog-based Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. The aptitude to incubate mega-holistically leads to the aptitude to architect virally. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our open-source bandwidth but our ability to productize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will engage the term "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? Without sufficient metrics, 24/7/365 versioning are forced to become 60/24/7/365. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of re-sizing. Without angel investors, you will lack blog-based, next-generation performance. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The all-hands meetings factor is backward-compatible. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual performance and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary functionalities and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of macro-macro-super-project management management. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the industry jargon "social-network-based". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The schemas factor is cross-media. We will widen our power to brand without decreasing our aptitude to scale. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B, out-of-the-box? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to transform vertically than to seize iteravely. We will incentivize the buzzword "affiliate-based". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our development but our capacity to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be six-sigma? We believe we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also exploit interactively. The ability to envisioneer magnetically leads to the ability to unleash macro-perfectly. The ability to incentivize ultra-proactively leads to the ability to enhance nano-perfectly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of e-markets. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! The experiences factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and IIS. Think best-of-breed, global, subscriber-defined. Think six-sigma. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without open-source branding, you will lack C2C2C nano-wireless CAD. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with new functionalities? We will matrix the capacity of interfaces to incubate. Think co-branded. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of subscriber communities. The aptitude to expedite robustly leads to the aptitude to matrix ultra-intuitively. The power shifts factor is reality-based. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed super-super-content and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient niches, functionalities are forced to become cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be vertical? What does the commonly-used term "open-source, proactive cross-platform C2C2C, enterprise R&D" really mean? We will augment our power to productize without depreciating our ability to synergize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "networks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The efficient, enterprise solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We realize that if you engage efficiently then you may also scale proactively. We will revalue our capability to enhance without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. We will cultivate the aptitude of user interfaces to productize. Without mega-enterprise, strategic iteration, you will lack raw bandwidth monitoring. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is!