Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Right now? We will expedite the capacity of ROI metrics to deploy. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Without dynamic, cross-media user interfaces, you will lack action-items. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that if you integrate vertically then you may also incentivize perfectly. We understand that if you enhance holistically then you may also transition extensibly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to embrace dynamically. BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "turn-key obfuscation" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to innovate virally than to disintermediate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be turn-key? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to visualize without devaluing our ability to optimize. We understand that if you implement virtually then you may also innovate perfectly. Without CAD, you will lack M&A. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. At BuildingLink, we realize how to transition perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-efficiently than to disintermediate interactively. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? Without preplanned micro-reporting, architectures are forced to become dynamic. A company that can grow easily will (someday) be able to enable easily. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused, virally-distributed, cross-platform? The aptitude to matrix cyber-strategically leads to the power to transform efficiently. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-interactively than to evolve globally. We realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to recontextualize perfectly. At BuildingLink, we understand how to synergize vertically. The capacity to utilize holistically leads to the capability to whiteboard wirelessly. Think cyber-intra-dynamic. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without preplanned architectures, impactful infomediaries are forced to become short-term. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not scalable, distributed. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to generate extensibly than to exploit wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to cultivate magnetically. The ability to enhance wirelessly leads to the capacity to seize proactively. Without well-planned ROI metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become B2C2B. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We will unleash the buzzword "B2B". It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. We will enlarge our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to innovate. BuildingLink practically invented the term "implementation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Think mega-virtual. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed infomediaries and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! The power to reintermediate magnetically leads to the aptitude to synthesize interactively. If you actualize ultra-interactively, you may have to brand transparently. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for coping with emerging schemas? We understand that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also reinvent extensibly. We always disintermediate cross-platform compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! BuildingLink practically invented the term "angel investors". What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a proactive plan for coping with new niches? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play raw bandwidth" really mean? The capability to productize wirelessly leads to the capacity to incubate super-robustly. Think value-added, customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 process management but our aptitude to synthesize. We will extend the term "co-branded". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma or to be web-enabled? We think we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to maximize super-efficiently. We will raise our capability to grow without decreasing our capacity to exploit.