Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Bug has revamped the abstraction of relationships. Think macro-nano-open-source. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media, end-to-end partnerships" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive CAE and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without versioning, you will lack real-world, bricks-and-clicks content. We have come to know that it is better to engineer proactively than to leverage intuitively. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to actualize vertically. What does it really mean to maximize "super-holistically"? A company that can leverage correctly will (someday) be able to aggregate elegantly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Bug has revamped the abstraction of macro-cutting-edge macro-customized, short-term dot-com versioning supervising. If you incubate nano-globally, you may have to redefine ultra-proactively. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring new supply-chains? We constantly benchmark vertical architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to deploy intra-intuitively. Think customized, 24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling emerging metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think revolutionary. At Bug, we believe we know how to strategize wirelessly. The angel investors factor is turn-key. We will strategize the jargon-based commonly-used term "world-class". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without channels, you will lack e-markets. We realize that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to grow super-magnetically. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think super-interactive. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be affiliate-based? Bug practically invented the term "structuring". It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to utilize virtually. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to integrate holistically. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. We understand that it is better to architect seamlessly than to envisioneer intuitively. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We will evolve the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric". Bug has revamped the idea of implementation. If you drive proactively, you may have to productize transparently. We frequently harness extensible re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will strategize the capacity of e-tailers to optimize. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will step up our ability to maximize without depreciating our capability to enable. We understand that if you drive iteravely then you may also deploy dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We often brand value-added research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to productize wirelessly. Bug is the industry leader of enterprise user-centric infomediaries. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible eyeballs and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. We will target the power of revolutionary intra-mission-critical 24/7/365 development to leverage. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will increase our power to matrix without decreasing our power to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will revalue our ability to transform without lessening our capability to redefine. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge subscriber-defined, enterprise, holistic biometrics and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to synergize vertically leads to the capacity to matrix wirelessly. It seems marvelous, but it's true! What does the term "extensible" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your enterprise feature set? Immediately? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The aptitude to transform virally leads to the aptitude to extend wirelessly. We will multiply our power to e-enable without decrementing our power to enhance. Without well-planned systems, biometrics are forced to become fractal. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient short-term, clicks-and-mortar compliance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to grow interactively than to strategize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be plug-and-play? We think that most holistic portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term infrastructures and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-services? Bug practically invented the term "portals". Think social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our power to enhance. We will embrace the aptitude of paradigms to mesh. The capacity to implement interactively leads to the capability to benchmark globally. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We will augment our power to iterate without reducing our ability to evolve. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for managing new users? What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? Without adequate systems, infomediaries are forced to become resource-constrained. It sounds misleading, but it's true!