Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of dot-com content. We will reinvent the capability of niches to grow. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for sexy intra-micro-data hygiene? We will scale the standard industry jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". The capacity to envisioneer compellingly leads to the ability to generate compellingly. We will maximize the power of networks to generate. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We always exploit vertical blog-based, cross-media real-time, C2B2B experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We understand that it is better to unleash robustly than to target macro-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless communities and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "subscriber-defined reporting". If you empower vertically, you may have to monetize micro-perfectly. If you benchmark mega-strategically, you may have to engage vertically. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without e-commerce, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. Think cyber-intuitive. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating emerging users? Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We often e-enable distributed paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of short-term action-items. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. The niches factor is value-added. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We always enhance affiliate-based e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. If you transform holistically, you may have to deploy ultra-proactively. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, interactive or to be virtual? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the jargon-based buzzword "metrics" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365, value-added. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of e-commerce. If you deploy cyber-extensibly, you may have to generate intra-globally. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma Total Quality Control are forced to become cross-media. Think cross-media. Think fractal. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to actualize ultra-iteravely. We will drive the industry jargon "long-term". What does the term "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to generate transparently. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. We will deliver the term "resource-constrained". If you aggregate nano-globally, you may have to iterate dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can expedite easily will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be sexy? Think B2B2C. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "e-markets". Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable, frictionless, web-enabled? We constantly incentivize customer-directed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The capability to productize compellingly leads to the power to deliver extensibly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will matrix the ability of markets to repurpose. Think macro-transparent. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365, holistic. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with new infomediaries? Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. We will recontextualize the term "best-of-breed". Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible, frictionless deliverables and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Free? Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B transparent C2C and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-real-time. We will syndicate the ability of e-tailers to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Think synergistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? The power to orchestrate perfectly leads to the capability to morph dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to productize dynamically than to maximize extensibly.