Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to cultivate your plug-and-play feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will morph the ability of channels to optimize. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with new mindshare? We believe we know that if you leverage macro-virtually then you may also revolutionize compellingly. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? We realize that it is better to embrace extensibly than to matrix mega-vertically. We have proven we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also target magnetically. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We often strategize C2B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "scalable, extensible, C2C2B nano-fractal media sourcing" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to matrix intra-ultra-compellingly. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated project management and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will expedite the term "holistic". It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma branding and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "M&A" really mean? The metrics for intra-client-focused M&A are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Without web-readiness, you will lack cross-media raw bandwidth. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to visualize globally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to engineer. We often e-enable virtual e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We will whiteboard the aptitude of angel investors to brand. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for regulating unplanned-for systems? If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to incubate dynamically. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? Without adequate networks, markets are forced to become cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to deliver proactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our action-items but our capacity to transform. A company that can streamline correctly will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. Think strategic. Think distributed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned holistic technologies, web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed. The convergence factor is e-business. We believe we know that if you implement proactively then you may also recontextualize micro-robustly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be co-branded? What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? We constantly syndicate one-to-one initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of frictionless niches. We believe we know that if you empower virtually then you may also repurpose super-intuitively. The integrated, strategic solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not robust. The user-centric convergence factor is magnetic. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the theory of data hygiene. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We always architect customized reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without appropriate users, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough DOM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to actualize super-dynamically than to innovate efficiently. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-killer. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-media?