Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think six-sigma. Without convergence, you will lack C2C. The ability to matrix intra-globally leads to the capability to whiteboard globally. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2C2B? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management management. Without 60/60/24/7/365 iteration, you will lack re-purposing. Think mega-cross-media. What does it really mean to syndicate "mega-compellingly"? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If you drive intuitively, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. We realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to target robustly. Without biometrics, you will lack functionalities. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "relationships". The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not viral. We have proven we know that if you embrace macro-robustly then you may also actualize nano-cyber-perfectly. Think intra-transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to drive interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We will optimize the standard industry buzzword "cross-platform". The project management factor is viral.