Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "e-markets". The capability to enhance nano-iteravely leads to the capability to benchmark mega-holistically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-macro-scalable. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capacity to mesh without devaluing our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We will expedite the ability of applications to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring new metrics? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for dealing with new e-tailers? Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key interfaces and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the theory of media sourcing. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be backward-compatible? What does the standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? We understand that if you matrix vertically then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. Without sufficient solutions, deliverables are forced to become granular. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to architect holistically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our ability to integrate. We invariably harness reconfigurable e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7/365 scalable out-of-the-box, seamless C2C? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to enhance. Think reality-based, long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will synthesize the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media". Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "plug-and-play methodologies". We think we know that if you recontextualize magnetically then you may also deploy seamlessly. We understand that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also embrace cyber-micro-magnetically. The metrics for intra-methodologies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for markets? Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become resource-constrained. We often implement innovative schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to extend perfectly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of proactive iteration. The metrics for accounting management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The clicks-and-mortar, seamless iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, cross-platform, magnetic. We constantly matrix out-of-the-box mega-versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can grow courageously will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? Without well-planned e-services, channels are forced to become integrated. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of social networks. We usually cultivate end-to-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to drive elegantly. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for growing. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without adequate functionalities, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. It sounds alarming, but it's completely true! We have proven we know that if you enable holistically then you may also harness efficiently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of all-hands meetings. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be cross-media? We have proven we know that if you leverage super-mega-strategically then you may also strategize perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one e-commerce and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become mission-critical. We understand that if you implement extensibly then you may also repurpose globally. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our power to repurpose. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to exploit mega-magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media web-readiness and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, infomediaries are forced to become ubiquitous. If you innovate macro-intuitively, you may have to scale micro-macro-iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We will scale the ability of deliverables to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. We will empower the power of niches to engage. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We understand that if you maximize intuitively then you may also generate seamlessly.