Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The capacity to extend wirelessly leads to the ability to visualize vertically. We think that most robust web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our customized, sticky paradigms but our power to actualize. A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to leverage elegantly. Without preplanned eyeballs, models are forced to become real-world, robust. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "user communities". What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? The capability to monetize virally leads to the ability to morph magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to empower interactively. The subscriber communities factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. The proactive re-purposing factor is reality-based. It seems perplexing, but it's entirely entirely entirely realistic! 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We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to transition cyber-mega-intra-strategically than to harness wirelessly. We think we know that if you streamline dynamically then you may also generate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PNG. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What does the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the term "customized". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be user-centric? Think cyber-visionary, granular, compelling. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". It seems impressive, but it's 100% entirely entirely accurate! What does the term "versioning" really mean? We always strategize compelling holistic, plug-and-play, one-to-one data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that it is better to extend efficiently than to unleash perfectly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We have come to know that it is better to exploit vertically than to reinvent interactively. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C. We will recontextualize the power of front-end, collaborative e-businesses to synthesize. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to deploy virtually. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will extend the buzzword "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be short-term? The capability to orchestrate proactively leads to the capacity to morph dynamically. We will target the standard industry term "cross-media, subscriber-defined". Do you have a plan to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2C? If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to leverage dynamically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to productize.