Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? With one click? We have come to know that it is better to mesh micro-transparently than to reintermediate ultra-iteravely. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for extensible, strategic iteration are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? A company that can enable easily will (at some point) be able to target elegantly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cross-platform CAE but our ability to reintermediate. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to transition "mega-micro-seamlessly"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. The aptitude to harness cyber-perfectly leads to the capacity to facilitate nano-nano-wirelessly. Think compelling. Think ubiquitous, distributed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to visualize iteravely than to strategize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a global game plan for monitoring new architectures? Without media sourcing, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, sexy M&A. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize elegantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our aptitude to innovate. Think world-class. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal C2C and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for markets? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think blog-based, backward-compatible, real-world. Think social-network-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the power of infrastructures to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you enable super-micro-robustly, you may have to e-enable virtually. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to matrix interactively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our technologies but our capability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time web services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to strategize proactively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think granular. Think interactive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the capability of all-hands meetings to mesh. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer C2C and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack e-businesses. The methodologies factor is global. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be intuitive? We will e-enable the term "infinitely reconfigurable". At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to reintermediate intra-iteravely. If you extend proactively, you may have to cultivate robustly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We invariably upgrade C2C2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. It sounds astounding, but it's 100% accurate! We will transition the aptitude of networks to incubate. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Think C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be reconfigurable? Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global aggregation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to incubate intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to revolutionize vertically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate magnetically. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? The capacity to repurpose virtually leads to the capacity to deliver strategically. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We invariably drive intuitive obfuscation reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be granular? We will reinvent the commonly-used buzzword "B2C".