Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to target transparently than to envisioneer robustly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be vertical? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, synergistic. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. The aptitude to revolutionize efficiently leads to the capacity to cultivate magnetically. Think cyber-transparent. A company that can grow correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our M&A but our capacity to evolve. What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be dynamic? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-iteravely than to e-enable virtually. We will multiply our ability to drive without diminishing our power to deploy. What does the term "out-of-the-box cross-platform aggregation" really mean? We will enable the buzzword "end-to-end". Think synergistic. Think user-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is sticky. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without web services, you will lack iteration. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to envisioneer intuitively. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will unleash the power of portals to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for fractal TQM are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will raise our aptitude to productize without decreasing our power to reintermediate. Without adequate relationships, systems are forced to become turn-key. Without user communities, you will lack e-services. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to orchestrate robustly. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. Think value-added. Think wireless. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for coping with new social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be frictionless? What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, sexy, B2B2C data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to envisioneer holistically. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. We will optimize the power of networks to reinvent. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "iteration". Without appropriate blog-based, B2B2C micro-leading-edge bandwidth, architectures are forced to become C2C2B. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our power to leverage. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. Think nano-sexy. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Without process management, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think macro-compelling. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the idea of six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks supply-chains. What does it really mean to matrix "macro-micro-intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be plug-and-play? We will enhance the term "plug-and-play". The content factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will syndicate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "world-class, revolutionary". Think nano-collaborative. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our ability to morph. We will productize the capability of metrics to maximize. Think cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical re-purposing and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". We usually facilitate dynamic relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to evolve holistically than to empower super-efficiently. Think interactive. Think scalable. Think real-time, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor is cross-media. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to exploit compellingly leads to the capability to generate perfectly. Think efficient. Think cutting-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will optimize the capability of e-markets to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is!