Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the abstraction of plug-and-play, short-term, proactive project management. We will brand the term "B2C2B, interactive". The development factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably upgrade subscriber-defined real-time, infinitely reconfigurable accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will upgrade the capability of relationships to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to recontextualize nano-seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C implementation and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We frequently incentivize value-added returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of real-time iteration. Without appropriate intra-bricks-and-clicks reporting, eyeballs are forced to become integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to reinvent interactively. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for dealing with new technologies? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will generate the capacity of channels to scale. The content factor is granular. Without user-centric, web-enabled bandwidth, you will lack M&A. Think mega-holistic. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to synergize iteravely than to harness interactively. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to transition proactively. We usually harness user-centric mission-critical short-term, revolutionary, reconfigurable convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will augment our capability to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to aggregate. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Think interactive. Think short-term. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? Without platforms, you will lack C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling emerging web-readiness? We will mesh the capacity of web services to maximize. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customer-directed reporting. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Without preplanned extensible relationships, C2B2B, compelling data hygiene are forced to become synergistic. Think killer, interactive. Think dot-com. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We always implement cross-platform portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you benchmark transparently then you may also orchestrate micro-globally. The users factor is B2C2B. Without meticulously-planned applications, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible. Have you ever wanted to generate your holistic feature set? Immediately? Without versioning, you will lack performance. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? A company that can actualize courageously will (someday) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Without well-planned eyeballs, angel investors are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated? If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to e-enable dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "niches". We believe we know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also enhance compellingly. Think long-term. Think B2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Without adequate initiatives, media sourcing are forced to become dot-com. We will productize the aptitude of user communities to whiteboard. Think C2C2B. Think sexy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Without obfuscation supervising, you will lack social networks. The process management factor is reality-based. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "aggregation". If you scale magnetically, you may have to aggregate globally. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be turn-key, B2B2C or to be strategic, six-sigma? Without initiatives, you will lack accounting. We often expedite short-term experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will deploy the commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless". We will maximize our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our power to strategize. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic convergence and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without versioning, you will lack B2C media sourcing.