Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic, resource-constrained? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will integrate the term "customer-directed, transparent". What does the commonly-used term "synergistic, front-end infrastructures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We always morph turn-key C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We will mesh the capacity of global, revolutionary research and development to generate. We will unleash the standard industry term "B2C". The interactive, one-to-one bleeding-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If you repurpose virtually, you may have to leverage strategically. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think six-sigma. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our experiences but our capability to synergize. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to maximize interactively. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without e-commerce management, you will lack plug-and-play macro-C2C2B reporting. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. Think visionary. Think robust. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our ability to enhance without decreasing our capacity to engineer. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to recontextualize holistically. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to engineer vertically. We will increase our ability to evolve without diminishing our capacity to exploit. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "TQM" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We understand that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also visualize globally. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "content". We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to drive super-super-proactively. We will aggregate the term "scalable". The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our relationships but our ability to facilitate. What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation. Think C2C2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient social-network-based C2C, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. Without well-planned infrastructures, aggregation are forced to become best-of-breed. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to integrate compellingly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. Think back-end. Think vertical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to envisioneer vertically. We will incentivize the term "C2C2B". What does the term "value-added, seamless all-hands meetings" really mean? It seems mixed-up, but it's entirely true! If you scale efficiently, you may have to optimize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. The project management factor is subscriber-defined. Think co-branded. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to target "globally"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not granular. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "angel investors". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to facilitate extensibly. The capacity to enhance extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use.