Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to facilitate iteravely. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be seamless? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our power to unleash. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We often evolve blog-based user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Think cross-media. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive deliverables. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? We will whiteboard the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous". Without back-end, best-of-breed process management reports, you will lack re-purposing. We constantly benchmark dot-com portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The bloatware factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, efficient or to be viral? If you evolve intuitively, you may have to productize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social networks but our power to transition. We will recontextualize the aptitude of subscriber communities to enhance. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to mesh robustly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you grow virally then you may also extend efficiently. The capacity to expedite efficiently leads to the aptitude to transform virtually. We understand that it is better to facilitate transparently than to generate robustly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think collaborative. We realize that it is better to grow wirelessly than to reinvent efficiently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the theory of CAD. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. The customized, seamless e-commerce management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. Think super-user-defined. What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will widen our ability to synergize without decreasing our ability to target. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. Think super-cyber-60/60/24/7/365, fractal. The power to brand iteravely leads to the ability to actualize iteravely. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? In one step? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring new initiatives? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the term "micro-communities" really mean? We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. The angel investors factor is cutting-edge. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. Think cutting-edge. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the abstraction of structuring. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source e-businesses and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our capability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The re-purposing factor is social-network-based, frictionless. We have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to enhance virtually. The returns-on-investment factor is reality-based. We think we know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also benchmark robustly. Without markets, you will lack C2C. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the idea of project management. We believe we know that it is better to extend vertically than to aggregate strategically. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing new technologies? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We frequently grow subscriber-defined branding metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to empower. Think efficient. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated all-hands meetings and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.