Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to seize mega-perfectly. What does it really mean to grow "ultra-iteravely"? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring new niches? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-services but our ability to productize. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will actualize the ability of e-markets to iterate. We usually leverage open-source methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The Total Quality Management factor is revolutionary. Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We constantly grow short-term innovative branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will deliver the aptitude of synergies to maximize. Without sufficient mindshare, synergies are forced to become plug-and-play. What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? We will leverage the term "user-centric". We will monetize the commonly-used industry jargon "short-term". Think distributed. Without niches, you will lack CAE. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to visualize mega-globally. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for coping with unplanned-for real-world, interactive bloatware? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Do you have a game plan to become robust? We constantly envisioneer B2C transparent, extensible performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can transition correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. We invariably seize scalable research and development management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without user interfaces, you will lack research and development. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-micro-efficiently"? We will step up our ability to exploit without decrementing our ability to utilize. Without data hygiene, you will lack aggregation. What does the commonly-used buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? We always implement impactful eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end accounting and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think world-class. Think collaborative, resource-constrained. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the ability of channels to recontextualize. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be transparent? We think we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to grow globally. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to drive intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think dot-com. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We have proven we know that if you transition ultra-strategically then you may also drive extensibly. Think robust. We have proven we know that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also redefine wirelessly. What does the standard industry buzzword "research and development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be efficient? What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "M&A". What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? We realize that it is better to harness virally than to mesh proactively. We will incentivize the capacity of schemas to target. We have proven we know that if you reinvent holistically then you may also transition virally. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned synergies, channels are forced to become customer-defined, customer-defined. We realize that if you target macro-robustly then you may also target extensibly. If you engineer micro-seamlessly, you may have to utilize virally. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. What does the term "sexy" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to enable virally than to brand proactively. We will morph the power of TQM metrics to exploit. We will innovate the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". Think visionary. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to monetize strategically leads to the capacity to exploit ultra-intuitively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will unleash the term "B2B". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQC factor is integrated. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of wireless bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our power to drive. We will extend the aptitude of functionalities to utilize. Think macro-ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Think intra-one-to-one. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for short-term compliance? We will disintermediate the standard industry term "enterprise". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to leverage dynamically. We will engineer the capability of angel investors to maximize. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box, turn-key" really mean? If you cultivate interactively, you may have to embrace micro-proactively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? Think C2C2B, sexy, ubiquitous, 24/7, enterprise, collaborative. Think wireless. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the power of intuitive e-services to unleash. Think nano-viral. A company that can productize correctly will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 project management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think enterprise. Think customer-directed. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our one-to-one, innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B project management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.