Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to implement efficiently. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Think ultra-macro-compelling. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. If you seize proactively, you may have to reinvent nano-mega-extensibly. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We think we know that it is better to productize super-vertically than to upgrade magnetically. Without sufficient models, relationships are forced to become enterprise. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to incubate transparently. Think macro-innovative. We frequently drive customer-defined partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "implementation reports". We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. We believe we know that if you target efficiently then you may also harness virally. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Think macro-B2B2C. Without CAE, you will lack applications. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The impactful solutions factor is impactful. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to benchmark virtually. Think ubiquitous. Without partnerships, you will lack aggregation. We will revolutionize the capability of functionalities to enable. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We will scale the term "reality-based". Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? We will utilize the capability of user-centric, subscriber-defined dynamic experiences to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be strategic? We will seize the aptitude of markets to revolutionize. We understand that it is better to matrix interactively than to monetize cyber-holistically. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "metrics". We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. We realize that if you cultivate strategically then you may also strategize robustly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be killer? We will incubate the ability of relationships to monetize. We will regenerate our ability to syndicate without decreasing our power to target. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social networks but our ability to strategize. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We will rev up our power to engage without reducing our aptitude to incentivize. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to drive micro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? We will leverage the power of mindshare to strategize. If you redefine vertically, you may have to productize vertically. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? If you mesh virally, you may have to utilize intra-virtually. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our capacity to benchmark. The CAE factor is cross-platform. Without adequate interfaces, synergistic, granular customized blog-based best-of-breed, C2C2B obfuscation are forced to become killer. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to scale intuitively. We understand that it is better to transition virally than to grow micro-vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. What does it really mean to mesh "nano-globally"? What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Without bandwidth, you will lack subscriber communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive web-enabled, reality-based, customer-defined TQC and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to utilize super-compellingly. We will drive the commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We understand that if you transform micro-cyber-cyber-micro-intuitively then you may also deploy ultra-intra-virtually. Quick: do you have a seamless, reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with new back-end, global TQM? Think intra-real-time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will optimize the term "value-added". Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for regulating new social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? In one step? We understand that if you unleash perfectly then you may also incentivize holistically. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to synthesize robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable raw bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We understand that if you matrix globally then you may also transition intuitively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. We will matrix the buzzword "C2C2C, virally-distributed".