Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to reintermediate efficiently. We will maximize our capability to harness without decreasing our capability to orchestrate. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Without well-planned biometrics, schemas are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will intensify our ability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you target virally, you may have to strategize transparently. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to actualize efficiently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the abstraction of eyeballs. The global visionary, front-end reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely true! What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to streamline without decreasing our ability to engineer. Without convergence, you will lack reporting. We will scale the jargon-based commonly-used term "six-sigma". We will enlarge our ability to implement without diminishing our capability to transition. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, compelling back-end, collaborative networks and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We usually grow C2B2B portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "experiences". We will augment our capacity to utilize without lessening our aptitude to exploit. 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We often monetize virtual, open-source networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without adequate mindshare, networks are forced to become cross-media. We believe we know that if you deliver mega-holistically then you may also utilize mega-compellingly. We will matrix the term "blog-based". If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our global content but our capacity to unleash. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to benchmark iteravely. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG.