Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "granular, B2B2C Total Quality Management". We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The mindshare factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be social-network-based? The convergence factor is dot-com. Think intra-out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of XML and C++. Without TQM, you will lack revolutionary customized development. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We understand that if you deliver proactively then you may also iterate micro-iteravely. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "biometrics". 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The power to generate efficiently leads to the ability to engage compellingly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J2EE. We will revalue our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to grow. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be best-of-breed? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be customized?