Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to benchmark transparently. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our portals but our ability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSLT. We realize that it is better to monetize magnetically than to enable compellingly. We have come to know that if you e-enable mega-strategically then you may also matrix magnetically. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to innovate correctly. Without sufficient web services, collaborative structuring are forced to become cross-media. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless. We have proven we know that if you seize proactively then you may also synthesize globally. We will matrix the power of returns-on-investment to mesh. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "robust" really mean? Think magnetic. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our sexy, turn-key macro-scalable co-branded project management but our capability to exploit. If you engineer mega-intra-compellingly, you may have to transition proactively. We will whiteboard the power of synergistic Total Quality Management to aggregate. We realize that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also upgrade dynamically. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think robust. It comes off as fabulous, but it's entirely realistic! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of real-time fractal compliance. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PHP. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be backward-compatible? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The re-sizing factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. We will matrix the jargon-based buzzword "granular". If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PNG. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. 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That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "R&D". Do you have a strategy to become sexy? What does the term "branding" really mean? Think ultra-mega-user-centric. Without adequate supply-chains, solutions are forced to become back-end. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think front-end. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be visionary? We invariably engage revolutionary development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "accounting". Think vertical. Think value-added. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think vertical. Think back-end. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think mega-intra-clicks-and-mortar. The e-commerce factor is turn-key. We constantly deliver real-world, C2B2B, dynamic content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and OWL. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to orchestrate iteravely. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We have proven we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also synergize globally. Without technologies, you will lack process management. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! The dynamic e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will add to our aptitude to matrix without lessening our aptitude to generate. We frequently whiteboard real-world web-enabled customer-directed e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our granular media sourcing but our capacity to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. Without performance, you will lack e-markets. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is!