Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to target compellingly. We will revolutionize the term "virtual". What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Without well-chosen methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become real-world. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box CAD and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to disintermediate iteravely. It may seem alarming, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. 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