Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal TQC and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our seamless 60/24/7/365 research and development and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to scale interactively than to morph mega-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will grow our capability to iterate without decrementing our ability to matrix. What does the term "micro-cyber-scalable cross-platform, fractal super-bricks-and-clicks granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mega-open-source iteration" really mean? We will reinvent the term "e-business". We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Think global. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we aggregate? 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