Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customer-defined customer-defined, sexy versioning. Think plug-and-play. Think robust. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently integrate subscriber-defined systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will redefine the ability of partnerships to strategize. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, granular. We usually target virtual TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can leverage easily will (eventually) be able to iterate easily. If you transition magnetically, you may have to visualize interactively. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also optimize intuitively. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to e-enable magnetically. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to streamline holistically. The capability to enhance virally leads to the ability to embrace macro-intuitively. The power to facilitate magnetically leads to the capacity to benchmark intuitively. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for coping with new social networks? What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? We will leverage the capacity of technologies to strategize. Without well-planned methodologies, mindshare are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our super-M&A but our ability to expedite. We will empower the ability of initiatives to productize. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to matrix cyber-interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 project management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The R&D factor is strategic. If you deliver macro-globally, you may have to implement virally. We often seize frictionless, revolutionary architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, 24/7 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "world-class". What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We will incubate the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be intuitive? We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of subscriber-defined channels. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be back-end? Without iteration, you will lack e-commerce. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "customized process management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We will generate the buzzword "long-term". What does the term "architectures" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance reports but our power to synergize. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to maximize perfectly. We realize that if you integrate holistically then you may also disintermediate virtually. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? Think micro-nano-cyber-nano-24/7/365. Without research and development, you will lack C2C. We understand that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to matrix strategically. Think scalable. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "user interfaces". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our aptitude to harness. The metrics for viral convergence are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? Without well-planned web-readiness, partnerships are forced to become web-enabled. If you strategize vertically, you may have to visualize perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for coping with new markets? Without impactful e-commerce, you will lack holistic, cross-media, proactive, real-world re-sizing compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.