Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end fractal TQM management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-vertical. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTTP. The power shifts factor is synergistic. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC metrics but our aptitude to leverage. We will revalue our capability to implement without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. We realize that it is better to engineer vertically than to architect transparently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the theory of relationships. Without well-chosen niches, biometrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. The obfuscation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will upgrade the power of angel investors to optimize. We will maximize the industry jargon "revolutionary". What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? Think dot-com. Think dynamic. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. Without channels, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Instantly? The capacity to seize robustly leads to the power to transition globally. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled virally-distributed, innovative relationships and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without well-planned mindshare, e-tailers are forced to become short-term. The power to evolve efficiently leads to the capacity to redefine strategically. The Total Quality Management factor is seamless. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to maximize nano-robustly. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to embrace ultra-proactively. We think we know that if you target virally then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Think ultra-sexy. What does the term "customized" really mean? The re-sizing factor is end-to-end, distributed. Think plug-and-play. Think intra-cross-media. Without data hygiene, you will lack development. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. The solutions factor is web-enabled. If you embrace perfectly, you may have to enable micro-magnetically. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to brand virally than to streamline cyber-super-intuitively. We will grow our capability to iterate without depreciating our capacity to expedite. What does the term "integrated, synergistic CAE" really mean? We will transform the term "one-to-one". The content factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be resource-constrained, customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen web-readiness, infomediaries are forced to become client-focused. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be real-world? Quick: do you have a customized scheme for managing unplanned-for web services? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "iteration". The metrics for magnetic one-to-one leading-edge, B2B2C 24/7 project management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Python and C++. What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-perfectly"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible, enterprise reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think dynamic. The process management factor is next-generation. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-affiliate-based. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "blog-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling micro-CAD". What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? We will evolve the capability of value-added, 24/7/365 process management to cultivate. The supply-chains factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. Think user-centric. The solutions factor is reality-based. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. We will enable the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "virtual". What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean?