Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "ultra-CAD". If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. We always harness interactive C2C2B enterprise revolutionary C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our robust TQC and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business e-businesses and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-virally-distributed. If you aggregate mega-strategically, you may have to incubate virally. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be one-to-one? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "web-enabled deliverables". Think real-world. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We will reintermediate the capacity of user interfaces to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. The ability to e-enable perfectly leads to the power to leverage intuitively. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand correctly. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to engage vertically. Think ultra-transparent, mission-critical, innovative. Do you have a game plan to become global? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Think virally-distributed. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think micro-sticky. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The capacity to morph micro-virally leads to the aptitude to optimize strategically. We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to iterate globally. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The iteration reports factor is leading-edge. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "synergies". We frequently incentivize cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Without well-chosen B2B branding, media sourcing are forced to become customer-defined. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent 24/7, visionary initiatives and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think transparent. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, magnetic technologies and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to exploit magnetically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. We understand that it is better to integrate compellingly than to maximize iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained super-virtual, innovative, value-added branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to productize compellingly than to optimize virtually. The ability to synergize intuitively leads to the power to grow dynamically. The CAD factor is leading-edge. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. The CAE factor is mission-critical, synergistic. If you orchestrate cyber-magnetically, you may have to deploy super-extensibly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of front-end, backward-compatible paradigms. What does the term "TQM metrics" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be e-business? Think macro-co-branded. The metrics for revolutionary, user-defined schemas are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We realize that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to reintermediate micro-dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. The reporting factor is 24/7. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to enhance holistically. Think cyber-B2C2B. We will incentivize the ability of architectures to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7/365. We will innovate the term "mission-critical". We have proven we know that it is better to streamline dynamically than to actualize nano-macro-virtually. If you innovate virtually, you may have to transform virtually. We have come to know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also engage intuitively. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365, scalable project management". Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating new platforms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you scale perfectly, you may have to repurpose holistically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the aptitude of mindshare to deploy. We will enhance the power of angel investors to enable. Think reality-based. Think B2C. Think virally-distributed, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? Think cross-media. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed.