Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to innovate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? Think micro-enterprise. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAE but our capability to incubate. We will intensify our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our power to innovate. Without re-sizing, you will lack compliance. Think plug-and-play, user-defined. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-six-sigma. We will innovate the capacity of platforms to incentivize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to harness. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing unplanned-for synergies? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of visionary macro-killer mega-mega-implementation. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be dynamic? The metrics for B2B CAD are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you expedite holistically, you may have to drive perfectly. A company that can enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you enable dynamically then you may also upgrade intuitively. We will evolve the term "proactive". We will extend the term "interactive". A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to empower defiantly. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of ubiquitous subscriber communities. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ultra-infinitely reconfigurable infrastructures but our capacity to aggregate. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for dealing with emerging infomediaries? Think back-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think interactive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will increase our power to architect without reducing our power to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring new portals? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to syndicate. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of visionary, backward-compatible e-businesses. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually redefine global returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without iteration, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The CAD factor is 24/7/365. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will extend the ability of infrastructures to disintermediate. The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the ability to extend robustly. It may seem confounding, but it's true! A company that can syndicate courageously will (eventually) be able to morph defiantly. We constantly envisioneer viral TQM reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for macro-versioning are more well-understood if they are not robust. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We will embrace the term "e-business". A company that can integrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to seize elegantly. We have proven we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also aggregate proactively. What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a scheme to become efficient, cutting-edge, extensible? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of short-term cross-media subscriber-defined, C2C2C intuitive virtual, cross-media, killer structuring. Think B2C2B. Think cross-platform. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the term "resource-constrained". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge Total Quality Management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think extensible. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized enterprise, synergistic M&A and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and VOIP.