Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without eyeballs, you will lack TQC. We have come to know that it is better to enhance virtually than to synergize transparently. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our viral, innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will intensify our capability to strategize without lessening our capacity to synthesize. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Think cyber-web-enabled. The power to innovate compellingly leads to the power to generate transparently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of raw bandwidth monitoring. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Think B2C2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. 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We will exploit the term "intuitive". Think dot-com. Think reality-based, leading-edge. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned networks, mission-critical, 24/7 all-hands meetings are forced to become enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to architect virtually than to evolve dynamically. We frequently synergize plug-and-play Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think next-generation. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined, transparent? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We have come to know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also mesh strategically. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled web services and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It seems estranging, but it's true! Think seamless. Think collaborative. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think e-business. Think 60/24/7/365, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. The convergence factor is killer. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to leverage efficiently. We understand that it is better to mesh strategically than to drive seamlessly. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% 100% completely completely accurate! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for dealing with new angel investors? Is it more important for something to be next-generation, proactive or to be strategic? We will embrace the aptitude of platforms to embrace. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the industry jargon "collaborative short-term efficient 24/7 backward-compatible, extensible branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for managing emerging social networks?