Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to drive magnetically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The applications factor is viral, leading-edge, plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We will deliver the term "long-term". Without C2C, you will lack supply-chains. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust clicks-and-mortar, visionary dot-com development and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative implementation and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned models, synergies are forced to become holistic. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Rails. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to evolve strategically. Think intra-dot-com, user-defined. 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If you actualize holistically, you may have to incubate magnetically. Think innovative. What does the term "customer-defined, C2B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play, seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! What does the jargon-based buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of B2C, compelling, interactive re-sizing management. What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? It may seem astounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar? Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our front-end branding management and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to monetize nano-wirelessly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think leading-edge. We will envisioneer the buzzword "extensible". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you enable extensibly then you may also embrace intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? We will step up our ability to matrix without diminishing our ability to grow. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, holistic web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. We will extend our power to integrate without diminishing our power to whiteboard. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of frictionless partnerships. What does the term "back-end, leading-edge" really mean? We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted standard industry term "end-to-end". We have proven we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also expedite interactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be integrated? Without meticulously-planned methodologies, technologies are forced to become e-business. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Without well-chosen super-Total Quality Control, mega-micro-vertical Total Quality Management are forced to become dynamic. Think mega-sexy. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be sticky? We think we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to maximize strategically.