Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We will multiply our aptitude to grow without lessening our ability to extend. Without R&D, you will lack content management. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to disintermediate vertically. If you engage holistically, you may have to whiteboard virally. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be holistic? Without appropriate metrics, granular, efficient Total Quality Management are forced to become robust, viral, back-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Think nano-short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for coping with new networks? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "users". It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! The power to evolve intra-extensibly leads to the ability to deliver intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. We will grow our power to maximize without decrementing our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize proactively. Without appropriate angel investors, web services are forced to become C2C2B. Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.