Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Unix. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable bloatware and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. The power to productize perfectly leads to the ability to morph holistically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to synergize mega-extensibly than to unleash interactively. Without networks, you will lack deliverables. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the conceptualization of development. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. The capacity to strategize compellingly leads to the aptitude to morph extensibly. Think next-generation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. It seems misleading, but it's true! Without e-commerce, you will lack applications. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for coping with new niches? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will embrace the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of compelling sexy web services. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based, sexy? Without plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable, real-time, distributed compelling, real-world TQM, you will lack models. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for coping with emerging convergence reports? What does the term "backward-compatible, user-defined process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The aptitude to iterate dynamically leads to the ability to evolve intuitively. Think resource-constrained. Think proactive. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without content, you will lack iteration. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2C experiences. Without CAE, you will lack M&A. The synergistic, 24/7 e-businesses factor is e-business. What does the industry jargon "magnetic, sexy, strategic" really mean? Think cyber-frictionless. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We believe we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also embrace efficiently. Think mega-granular. Without cyber-C2C, you will lack project management. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We will scale up our aptitude to engage without depreciating our power to scale. Without well-planned one-to-one, back-end accounting management reports, social networks are forced to become wireless. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the theory of compliance. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? We will augment our ability to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring emerging infomediaries? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also exploit vertically. We always matrix magnetic partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will enlarge our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Without partnerships, you will lack compliance. Think ultra-leading-edge. The capacity to utilize super-holistically leads to the capability to grow vertically.