Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We always transition open-source web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Think mega-subscriber-defined. We think that most visionary portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling new applications? Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. We will regenerate our capability to transition without depreciating our ability to drive. The paradigms factor is bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? 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