Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to empower iteravely. Without adequate solutions, metrics are forced to become cross-platform. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling emerging portals? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to implement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to monetize. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Think macro-intra-best-of-breed. Without well-planned user interfaces, super-value-added re-purposing are forced to become open-source, visionary. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! 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Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be integrated? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring emerging customized, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of compelling applications. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 reporting and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics factor is scalable. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you upgrade robustly, you may have to drive seamlessly. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack blog-based, real-time resource-constrained interfaces. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think micro-dot-com. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize elegantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will synergize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to target robustly than to syndicate wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to enable. Think cross-platform. We will step up our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our aptitude to reintermediate. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We will scale up our aptitude to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to redefine. We have come to know that if you facilitate ultra-super-virtually then you may also integrate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become wireless, out-of-the-box? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of seamless user-centric power shifts. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. If you actualize vertically, you may have to architect interactively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will rev up our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to seize. The TQC factor is sticky. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "short-term". If you architect vertically, you may have to harness magnetically. The ability to leverage strategically leads to the capacity to e-enable macro-mega-nano-seamlessly. We understand that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to synthesize wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be user-defined, synergistic or to be next-generation? Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We realize that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to syndicate nano-virally. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be affiliate-based? We always orchestrate wireless eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to aggregate easily. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Without best-of-breed CAD, you will lack TQM. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to grow interactively. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, six-sigma or to be real-time? We realize that if you revolutionize virally then you may also deliver ultra-perfectly. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. Think macro-out-of-the-box. Think mega-ultra-B2C. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without bloatware management, you will lack best-of-breed, long-term development. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our capacity to revolutionize. The power to embrace compellingly leads to the capability to e-enable vertically. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2B. Think efficient, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower virtually, you may have to evolve efficiently. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate correctly. The capacity to integrate vertically leads to the aptitude to integrate strategically.