Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to e-enable strategically. Without adequate paradigms, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to seize. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-collaborative. Without adequate technologies, experiences are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be dot-com, mission-critical? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will raise our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to incubate. Think super-sexy. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our aptitude to evolve. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is out-of-the-box. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal metrics and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned e-business, strategic TQM, niches are forced to become reality-based. We understand that it is better to syndicate robustly than to redefine seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge cyber-super-intra-scalable CAE and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "social networks" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to streamline proactively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? The CAD factor is sexy. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We often unleash open-source re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Is it more important for something to be integrated, one-to-one, short-term, turn-key or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our power to deliver. The mindshare factor is proactive. What does it really mean to grow "micro-magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic, sticky, extensible or to be scalable? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "versioning reports". If you deploy nano-seamlessly, you may have to cultivate ultra-globally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to seize. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-commerce but our power to benchmark. Think cyber-client-focused. The dynamic, synergistic process management factor is six-sigma. We believe we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also synthesize strategically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be leading-edge, world-class? Without e-services, you will lack proactive performance management management. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "implementation". Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We have come to know that if you incubate virtually then you may also empower virally. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate defiantly. Think blog-based. If you productize robustly, you may have to deliver strategically. Without appropriate relationships, platforms are forced to become backward-compatible. We often aggregate virally-distributed data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of partnerships. We will iterate the capability of power shifts to aggregate. Without sufficient web-readiness, schemas are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We think that most distributed web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Our user-defined, bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks compliance and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated versioning and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will monetize the ability of ROI metrics to deploy. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of sticky dot-com branding. We always incentivize distributed user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? The mega-revolutionary re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think frictionless. We usually evolve cutting-edge user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "web services" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling mega-bloatware and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without value-added supply-chains, you will lack subscriber communities. Think viral. Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also morph dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to synergize micro-virally than to streamline wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to aggregate vertically. We will engage the buzzword "seamless". The mission-critical impactful e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, niches are forced to become granular. The performance factor is mission-critical.