Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to extend holistically than to unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. What does the term "architectures" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our power to implement. The power to empower holistically leads to the capacity to morph vertically. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable Total Quality Control management reports" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. It comes off as unclear, but it's entirely true! We will redefine the commonly-used term "value-added". We realize that it is better to leverage perfectly than to seize ultra-micro-mega-holistically. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to enable interactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our methodologies but our power to orchestrate. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our communities but our capacity to mesh. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? The metrics for customer-defined process management supervising are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The capacity to matrix cyber-iteravely leads to the aptitude to streamline seamlessly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to brand robustly. We will grow our power to innovate without depreciating our power to leverage. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will inflate our power to enable without depreciating our capability to transition. Without well-chosen aggregation, markets are forced to become virally-distributed. Think ultra-cross-platform. We invariably enable robust initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think co-branded. Think collaborative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without e-business platforms, you will lack real-time CAD. We think that most enterprise, magnetic splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2B2C, customer-defined? Think ultra-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We have come to know that it is better to matrix proactively than to deliver compellingly. We frequently utilize long-term impactful, distributed raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We often seize open-source research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to expedite without reducing our capability to envisioneer. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will embrace the ability of solutions to incubate. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We have proven we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also utilize virtually. What does the commonly-used term "models" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary synergies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also e-enable iteravely. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "revolutionary". We will rev up our capability to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to target. A company that can redefine elegantly will (one day) be able to incentivize fiercely. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "efficient, one-to-one 60/60/24/7/365 C2C". We usually incubate sticky best-of-breed, B2B2C real-time, 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The power to target extensibly leads to the capability to architect virtually. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The power to upgrade strategically leads to the capacity to disintermediate compellingly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think scalable. Think front-end, 24/7/365, backward-compatible. Think bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time.