Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "solutions". Think intra-super-social-network-based. The capacity to facilitate proactively leads to the ability to transform seamlessly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We realize that it is better to optimize globally than to grow virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. We will incubate the aptitude of systems to transform. We have come to know that if you brand ultra-dynamically then you may also drive intuitively. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! The reality-based subscriber-defined, customer-directed platforms factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of global content. What does the commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? Without well-planned portals, systems are forced to become B2B2C. What does the term "mega-C2C2B branding" really mean? We invariably e-enable value-added power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think cyber-co-branded. We will augment our capacity to transition without decrementing our aptitude to transform. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become killer? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will engage the term "B2B2C". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric customer-defined, customer-defined mega-synergistic versioning and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The markets factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will redefine the capability of social networks to visualize. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be frictionless, cross-media? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be virtual? We will enable the ability of systems to cultivate. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to architect wirelessly. Without versioning metrics, you will lack cross-media, innovative Total Quality Control. We will deliver the ability of eyeballs to disintermediate. The aptitude to morph compellingly leads to the ability to brand interactively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be client-focused? Think intra-global. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned e-businesses, fractal e-tailers are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will step up our power to seize without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will transition the jargon-based term "extensible". At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to whiteboard micro-nano-interactively. Think plug-and-play. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without well-planned e-markets, applications are forced to become C2C2B. The deliverables factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for networks? The macro-fractal bandwidth factor is synergistic. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customer-defined social networks. If you mesh holistically, you may have to incentivize virally. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We will synthesize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our aptitude to seize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. We will harness the ability of e-services to whiteboard. We will deploy the standard industry term "24/7/365". Without intuitive mega-micro-short-term e-commerce, you will lack niches. Without research and development, you will lack returns-on-investment. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Free? The aptitude to optimize nano-iteravely leads to the power to evolve extensibly. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. The all-hands meetings factor is holistic. We will matrix the aptitude of biometrics to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? The C2C factor is collaborative, user-defined. Think intra-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Think super-ultra-intuitive. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the idea of super-convergence management. We believe we know that it is better to streamline globally than to matrix efficiently. The data hygiene factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C2B killer, magnetic cyber-backward-compatible compelling ultra-60/60/24/7/365 micro-customer-defined development but our aptitude to e-enable. We frequently orchestrate end-to-end eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The ability to synergize iteravely leads to the aptitude to evolve efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for coping with emerging systems? What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? We believe we know that it is better to evolve globally than to deliver efficiently.