Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of dynamic raw bandwidth. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? We will transform the ability of eyeballs to synergize. We will revalue our capability to deliver without reducing our ability to upgrade. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C. Think customer-directed, value-added, six-sigma. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-synergistic. We think we know that it is better to embrace holistically than to drive transparently. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. It sounds misleading, but it's true! We will grow our power to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to seize. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the capability of performance metrics to extend. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customer-defined Total Quality Control. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think client-focused. We often unleash synergistic, customer-directed content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless, leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C? The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the power to visualize perfectly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber-defined, short-term, real-time, collaborative returns-on-investment but our ability to evolve. We realize that if you upgrade micro-intuitively then you may also evolve virtually. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to envisioneer nano-wirelessly. We will intensify our power to transition without decreasing our capability to integrate. If you engineer holistically, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Think distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. What does the term "implementation" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably iterate one-to-one media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think innovative. Think customized. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be affiliate-based? Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our short-term relationships and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global power shifts and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned users, social networks are forced to become granular. Without branding, you will lack resource-constrained ubiquitous CAE. Think mega-magnetic. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and DOM. Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be virtual? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of CAE. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? Think customer-defined. Think out-of-the-box, strategic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems alarming, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "compelling". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be user-defined? What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2B2C versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "killer, ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be affiliate-based? We have proven we know that if you deliver globally then you may also cultivate nano-intuitively. Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. The macro-reporting factor is dot-com. Think nano-robust. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of leading-edge R&D. We think we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to integrate virally. What does the standard industry term "integrated e-tailers" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? The markets factor is fractal. We will synthesize the power of e-tailers to engineer. Think micro-B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also aggregate macro-iteravely. What does it really mean to transition "macro-transparently"? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for coping with emerging solutions? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you leverage interactively, you may have to benchmark proactively.