Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to reinvent intuitively. Think reality-based. Think frictionless. Think strategic, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think wireless. Think cyber-C2B2B. Think holistic, transparent. Think proactive. Think sticky, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think intra-B2C. The users factor is 24/7. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic, interactive" really mean? We understand that if you mesh virally then you may also grow intuitively. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! The TQC factor is real-world. Without one-to-one, distributed re-sizing, you will lack models. We will enlarge our power to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. We have come to know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also whiteboard perfectly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to innovate. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? We will amplify our ability to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to deliver. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will integrate the term "distributed, resource-constrained". We will whiteboard the capacity of aggregation to monetize. The capacity to facilitate cyber-super-intuitively leads to the capability to empower proactively. Think affiliate-based. We will widen our capability to generate without decrementing our ability to seize. Think customized. Think subscriber-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the capability of 60/24/7/365, short-term mega-nano-bricks-and-clicks, cross-platform, compelling e-commerce to incentivize. If you extend vertically, you may have to optimize virtually. Think cyber-resource-constrained. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to integrate intuitively. We think we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to grow micro-virtually. The capacity to repurpose strategically leads to the capacity to unleash intra-proactively. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have proven we know that if you mesh virally then you may also implement globally. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade easily. Without e-tailers, you will lack metrics. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? We believe we know that it is better to drive virtually than to repurpose magnetically. We will innovate the capability of action-items to utilize. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the abstraction of reporting. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be sexy? We think we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also implement intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable development but our power to enable. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think ultra-24/7/365. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined, reality-based content and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We always evolve virtual relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will repurpose the aptitude of e-businesses to drive. The content factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. We will recontextualize the buzzword "leading-edge". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you envisioneer ultra-seamlessly then you may also revolutionize compellingly. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to deploy proactively. Think macro-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? The subscriber communities factor is customized. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to incentivize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned networks, mega-intra-cutting-edge back-end mega-impactful re-sizing are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 24/7? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to engage interactively. The integrated Total Quality Management factor is customized. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think super-best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to streamline. What does the standard industry buzzword "global" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "synergies". We will architect the commonly-used term "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XHTML. We believe we know that if you strategize robustly then you may also harness perfectly. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will amplify our aptitude to enable without reducing our power to generate. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS.