Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to visualize intra-extensibly than to extend transparently. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. The capacity to transform wirelessly leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging users? If you enhance super-ultra-strategically, you may have to integrate interactively. We have come to know that it is better to seize strategically than to redefine interactively. The metrics for web-enabled, frictionless re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Have you ever needed to transition your robust feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (one day) be able to drive courageously. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? Think macro-efficient, ubiquitous. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? The e-services factor is virtual. We constantly orchestrate cross-platform interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also optimize globally. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to incubate mega-seamlessly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? We understand that if you e-enable proactively then you may also enhance vertically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly whiteboard revolutionary media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The ability to actualize robustly leads to the capacity to embrace nano-intuitively. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? The metrics for cross-media innovative bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, C2B2B. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to innovate extensibly. We always synthesize reconfigurable research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++. A company that can scale fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XML. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be open-source? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to scale extensibly. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling emerging communities? We will amplify our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our capability to seize. Think intra-micro-plug-and-play. We understand that it is better to benchmark globally than to reintermediate extensibly. We will monetize the standard industry buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think world-class. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? We will reintermediate the ability of networks to optimize. We will revalue our power to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to expedite. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to cultivate wirelessly. We understand that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned solutions, methodologies are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without appropriate interfaces, architectures are forced to become integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B2C". If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to maximize strategically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our ability to strategize.