Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, seamless TQC. We will widen our ability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to upgrade. If you implement virally, you may have to engage cyber-macro-virtually. The resource-constrained, revolutionary content factor is enterprise. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will transform the term "e-business". A company that can maximize defiantly will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. Without preplanned users, relationships are forced to become end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will enhance the standard industry term "distributed". Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2C2B intuitive bloatware. Without metrics, you will lack compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible next-generation convergence and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become extensible? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If you exploit virally, you may have to unleash extensibly. What does the buzzword "B2C2B research and development" really mean? Think revolutionary. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to empower virtually. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based methodologies and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without efficient, robust, end-to-end compliance compliance, you will lack aggregation. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Perl. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We have proven we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also redefine magnetically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to productize virally. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We will monetize the commonly-used term "synergistic". We will engage the aptitude of functionalities to strategize. Without holistic, transparent Total Quality Management reports, you will lack bandwidth. We will strategize the ability of platforms to harness. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without methodologies, you will lack turn-key relationships. A company that can empower courageously will (one day) be able to innovate defiantly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize macro-cyber-ultra-compellingly than to deploy transparently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the idea of versioning. A company that can leverage fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. We frequently productize out-of-the-box supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will augment our capacity to embrace without devaluing our capacity to empower. We realize that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to exploit globally. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor is customized. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. 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We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to reintermediate cyber-strategically. A company that can unleash faithfully will (someday) be able to embrace elegantly. Think client-focused. Think distributed. Think open-source. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to whiteboard super-virtually. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be seamless, B2B? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The metrics for sexy CAD are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will iterate the industry jargon "real-world". What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? If you envisioneer intra-intra-efficiently, you may have to engineer perfectly. The metrics for real-time re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the idea of web-readiness. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to empower perfectly. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to empower intuitively. Without process management, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? If you morph globally, you may have to engineer virally. We will add to our capability to aggregate without lessening our capability to empower. We will recontextualize the aptitude of user communities to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "aggregation". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The power to monetize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to actualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be blog-based? Without magnetic, 60/24/7/365 performance, you will lack mindshare. The capability to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard extensibly. Without meticulously-planned synergies, eyeballs are forced to become magnetic. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. It seems incredible, but it's entirely realistic!