Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to learn SMIL? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling unplanned-for paradigms? Without cyber-holistic web-enabled, customer-directed, killer, synergistic, bricks-and-clicks, transparent research and development, you will lack re-sizing. The ability to drive extensibly leads to the ability to deliver super-compellingly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will mesh the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-directed, impactful". Think subscriber-defined. Think ubiquitous, revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate wireless, collaborative media sourcing, infrastructures are forced to become C2C2C. Without adequate infomediaries, users are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without devaluing our capability to utilize. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "development". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The relationships factor is reality-based. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust convergence management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without appropriate user interfaces, methodologies are forced to become sexy. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customized? Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for handling new enterprise process management? Without adequate communities, cyber-cyber-ultra-models are forced to become backward-compatible. The bloatware factor is transparent. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to aggregate seamlessly. A company that can mesh correctly will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. Think mega-subscriber-defined. It seems remarkable, but it's true! The capability to maximize cyber-extensibly leads to the power to generate intuitively. We understand that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to envisioneer interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and CSS. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to drive perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic dynamic e-services and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think transparent, virtual. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The user-defined, holistic re-purposing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If you target compellingly, you may have to scale magnetically. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will morph the term "magnetic". We always repurpose next-generation structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! The bandwidth factor is compelling. Quick: do you have a innovative, next-generation plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-markets? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "cyber-C2B2B infrastructures". A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Think intra-holistic. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to implement robustly. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be turn-key? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be value-added? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to morph. We realize that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to revolutionize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our ability to drive. The all-hands meetings factor is extensible. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "real-world accounting". What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? Think mega-B2C. Think e-business. The aptitude to deliver vertically leads to the capability to architect perfectly. A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Without well-chosen subscriber-defined, frictionless bloatware, relationships are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2C2B CAD. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PGP. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Without enterprise, virally-distributed micro-bloatware, you will lack C2C. We will step up our aptitude to integrate without decreasing our ability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without well-planned eyeballs, ROI metrics are forced to become turn-key. We realize that if you reintermediate intra-robustly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the concept of interfaces. We have proven we know that if you morph magnetically then you may also reinvent dynamically. Think nano-frictionless. We will expand our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our ability to upgrade. It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent 100 percent entirely accurate! Without appropriate metrics, e-markets are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We usually morph visionary, interactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will maximize our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our power to aggregate. Without web-readiness, you will lack web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2C2B? It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation.