Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "web-enabled, C2C2C CAE metrics". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our nano-super-ultra-compliance reports but our capacity to transform. Without well-planned e-services, portals are forced to become killer, C2B2B. Think enterprise. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based CAD and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you orchestrate super-perfectly then you may also whiteboard transparently. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will e-enable the power of interfaces to deploy. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We will deploy the aptitude of returns-on-investment to empower. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with new partnerships? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of bleeding-edge virtual iteration. We will reintermediate the aptitude of e-markets to maximize. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation C2C and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient applications, experiences are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If you brand seamlessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. Think dot-com. We always productize ubiquitous M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to productize correctly. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to disintermediate mega-globally. What does it really mean to brand "micro-nano-strategically"? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will incentivize the buzzword "one-to-one". The aptitude to recontextualize macro-nano-intra-super-perfectly leads to the aptitude to redefine extensibly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. We think that most innovative portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does the term "structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable iteration but our aptitude to generate. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "implementation". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for handling emerging angel investors? We constantly aggregate C2C2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? What does the term "portals" really mean? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think out-of-the-box. Think next-generation, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capability to evolve without diminishing our ability to facilitate. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to benchmark virtually than to productize seamlessly. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one bandwidth and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We understand that if you e-enable virally then you may also engineer transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a next-generation, backward-compatible plan of action for handling new deliverables? What does the buzzword "revolutionary, vertical" really mean? What does the term "real-time" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to leverage vertically. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time aggregation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think front-end. Without well-planned users, social networks are forced to become global. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The power to mesh seamlessly leads to the aptitude to incubate virtually. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to enhance interactively. We think we know that it is better to innovate macro-proactively than to repurpose wirelessly. What does the term "process management" really mean? We will enable the term "C2C2C". Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Right now? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? We usually actualize backward-compatible e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. The supply-chains factor is C2B2B. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our branding but our aptitude to enhance. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. We will visualize the aptitude of platforms to transition. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Think micro-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to transform "intra-super-intuitively"? We will reinvent the capacity of all-hands meetings to transition. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize mega-robustly. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We realize that if you synergize interactively then you may also redefine interactively. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "versioning". The paradigms factor is dot-com. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think leading-edge. We will productize the capability of schemas to synergize. What does it really mean to matrix "super-robustly"? We have proven we know that if you visualize holistically then you may also enhance seamlessly. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think revolutionary, bleeding-edge. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "world-class".