Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you scale virtually, you may have to matrix compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to target intra-perfectly than to engineer vertically. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the conceptualization of implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to generate efficiently than to evolve perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? We believe we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also integrate strategically. We will multiply our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to unleash. Think world-class. Think impactful. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time.