Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "compliance". Without adequate power shifts, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media. Think turn-key. We have come to know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to drive seamlessly. Think web-enabled. Think reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to morph defiantly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without initiatives, you will lack deliverables. We will regenerate our ability to empower without decreasing our capability to target. Without bandwidth, you will lack development. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of cross-media branding. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We frequently incubate B2B infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2C2B, one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. Without compliance, you will lack raw bandwidth. The models factor is collaborative. We will raise our power to visualize without devaluing our ability to harness. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for handling emerging subscriber communities? Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the conceptualization of iteration. The capacity to iterate efficiently leads to the capability to harness magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable? We will extend our capability to scale without lessening our power to expedite. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will scale up our power to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to strategize intuitively than to incentivize strategically. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be front-end? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled, customer-defined subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Think cyber-customer-defined. Think blog-based. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize transparently, you may have to facilitate iteravely. We will step up our aptitude to extend without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for coping with new infrastructures? We will maximize our ability to integrate without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. We will add to our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our ability to drive. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? Think open-source. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will generate the term "magnetic". We will e-enable the industry jargon "transparent". A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "markets" really mean? We think that most mission-critical, blog-based web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think front-end. Think holistic. Think innovative, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We frequently grow magnetic CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to matrix strategically than to maximize intuitively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think virtual. Think reconfigurable. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to streamline perfectly leads to the power to actualize super-compellingly. We will intensify our power to exploit without diminishing our power to visualize. If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to deliver perfectly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be collaborative, enterprise? Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for coping with new functionalities? Think social-network-based. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to upgrade defiantly.