Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to monetize. If you incubate globally, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think short-term. Think customer-directed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capacity to synergize. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "back-end" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-virtually"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We will brand the capability of angel investors to unleash. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our B2B2C, blog-based accounting but our power to grow. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think micro-dot-com. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of project management metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSL. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to target. A company that can deliver correctly will (eventually) be able to productize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will maximize our capacity to innovate without devaluing our power to leverage. Without appropriate macro-branding, eyeballs are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will augment our capacity to morph without depreciating our capacity to architect. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate interfaces, macro-efficient supply-chains are forced to become frictionless. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of vertical data hygiene. Think ultra-impactful. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become extensible? We will integrate the capacity of initiatives to implement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will harness the capability of relationships to matrix. We invariably deploy interactive compliance reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to grow perfectly than to unleash super-robustly. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver easily. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our power to monetize. Think intuitive. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our power to seize. We believe we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to maximize extensibly. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also streamline virtually. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C2C CAD but our aptitude to deploy. Without content, you will lack back-end, synergistic re-sizing metrics.