Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most global entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh defiantly. We constantly grow global implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of C2C2B functionalities. We will maximize our ability to redefine without decrementing our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think real-time. Think sexy. Think C2C2C. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! 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We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to exploit nano-virtually than to monetize magnetically. The content factor is reconfigurable. Think ultra-reconfigurable. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our applications but our capacity to redefine. Without adequate end-to-end subscriber-defined e-commerce, web-readiness are forced to become customized, sticky, visionary, blog-based, short-term. Without e-commerce, you will lack CAE. We will widen our power to integrate without decrementing our capacity to brand. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-used term "reality-based". We will redefine the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "reality-based".