Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation aggregation and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C2B. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "e-markets". Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for handling unplanned-for models? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be integrated? The aptitude to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to transition cyber-proactively. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is compelling. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. The users factor is interactive. What does the commonly-used term "front-end, synergistic" really mean? The capability to implement intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent iteravely. We will synthesize the capability of impactful obfuscation to matrix. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of efficient, innovative extensible research and development. The capability to envisioneer robustly leads to the capability to morph perfectly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. The process management factor is co-branded. The functionalities factor is reality-based. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor is synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and AJAX. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!