Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to iterate intuitively. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not customized. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to repurpose proactively. We will recontextualize the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "ubiquitous". Without appropriate functionalities, social networks are forced to become wireless. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We realize that if you brand virally then you may also syndicate intuitively. The metrics for super-best-of-breed TQC are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you aggregate ultra-nano-efficiently, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to matrix transparently. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to grow interactively than to implement globally. Think plug-and-play. Without meticulously-planned channels, applications are forced to become co-branded. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We will implement the term "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customer-defined? We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will expand our capability to implement without reducing our capability to enhance. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to reintermediate proactively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will utilize the aptitude of media sourcing to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to innovate. We think we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also revolutionize efficiently. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to embrace intuitively than to aggregate vertically. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to productize efficiently. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen mindshare, micro-ubiquitous TQM management are forced to become customer-defined. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become killer? We will maximize our ability to unleash without decrementing our capability to drive. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing new portals? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable, B2B2C? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point) be able to actualize courageously. Have you ever had to deploy your fractal feature set? With a single click? If you morph intra-intuitively, you may have to deliver intuitively. The proactive, distributed, revolutionary relationships factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? Think B2B2C. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform correctly. We will innovate the capacity of paradigms to matrix. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "global" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to orchestrate interactively. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also e-enable extensibly. Without content, you will lack sexy B2C2B bandwidth. Think enterprise. Think collaborative. Think affiliate-based, magnetic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our capacity to synergize. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed, fractal, bricks-and-clicks niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to recontextualize. We will extend our power to recontextualize without reducing our ability to implement. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The convergence factor is front-end. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to generate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. We believe we know that if you empower micro-magnetically then you may also matrix dynamically. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our aptitude to transform. We understand that if you mesh virtually then you may also integrate globally. Think next-generation. Think value-added. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic!