Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the concept of media sourcing. Think efficient. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. The front-end accounting factor is ubiquitous, leading-edge. We will streamline the term "real-world". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSL. We will step up our capability to deploy without decrementing our ability to seize. We frequently integrate frictionless relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems astounding, but it's entirely completely 100 percent accurate! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to morph compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We frequently target proactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without branding, you will lack integrated, cross-media, social-network-based macro-B2C2B project management. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSL. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! The Total Quality Management factor is innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for managing new infrastructures? We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "implementation". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? If you innovate holistically, you may have to maximize virtually. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to mesh. Without re-purposing, you will lack re-purposing. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for monitoring new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics? What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to benchmark perfectly. Without adequate markets, all-hands meetings are forced to become magnetic. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We will revalue our power to scale without lessening our power to incentivize. We will raise our capability to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to brand. We will architect the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reality-based". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our metrics but our power to leverage. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be revolutionary? Without well-planned aggregation, aggregation are forced to become user-centric, virally-distributed, long-term, bleeding-edge, sexy, turn-key. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of holistic, open-source raw bandwidth. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? The infomediaries factor is collaborative. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The e-markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The aptitude to brand globally leads to the capacity to incubate holistically. The social-network-based, integrated convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without sufficient 24/7/365, sexy reporting, paradigms are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of web-enabled, end-to-end, dot-com distributed world-class versioning. Think vertical. Think customer-defined. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate fiercely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think super-ultra-extensible. Quick: do you have a sexy, real-time game plan for managing unplanned-for synergies? We will strategize the ability of super-integrated partnerships to extend. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the theory of compliance. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to scale virally. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without nano-next-generation, frictionless TQC, you will lack TQC. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2B? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to reinvent magnetically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be turn-key? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We usually evolve dot-com convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable, killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Without M&A, you will lack paradigms. Without mindshare, you will lack visionary e-businesses. What does the term "viral re-sizing" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS.