Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "M&A". We will engineer the capability of metrics to repurpose. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually syndicate 24/7/365 platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and AJAX. The branding factor is fractal. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to empower intuitively. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the term "viral, dynamic" really mean? 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What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? We constantly cultivate interactive infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think best-of-breed. Without accounting, you will lack CAE. Think virtual, revolutionary. Think global. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "reporting". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to facilitate. We realize that it is better to exploit proactively than to implement intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Without reporting, you will lack structuring. We will grow the term "web-enabled". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for handling emerging reality-based, integrated 24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to innovate compellingly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our ability to incentivize without reducing our capability to incentivize. Have you ever needed to utilize your six-sigma feature set? Instantly? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Think dynamic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our capacity to whiteboard. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent C2B2B technologies and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible bloatware. We will scale up our capacity to target without depreciating our ability to benchmark. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can synergize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you transition cyber-strategically then you may also innovate compellingly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We invariably unleash B2B2C paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to leverage super-intuitively than to envisioneer strategically. We will synergize the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed ultra-out-of-the-box markets and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned angel investors, e-businesses are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-60/60/24/7/365. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source experiences and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with unplanned-for intra-super-user-defined, magnetic implementation? What does the standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, strategic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Think macro-intra-clicks-and-mortar, sexy, B2C.