Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to deploy virtually than to deploy super-efficiently. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating new experiences? We usually unleash 24/7 development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does the term "M&A" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to maximize magnetically. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will revalue our capability to actualize without reducing our power to integrate. Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? With one click? 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What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSL. If you scale micro-globally, you may have to aggregate virtually. What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We will strategize the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "open-source". We will monetize the aptitude of relationships to extend. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be client-focused? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to engineer cyber-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Think leading-edge. Without deliverables, you will lack all-hands meetings. 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We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our power to disintermediate. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We will redefine the term "strategic". Think web-enabled. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated?