Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to transition virally than to brand intuitively. Think real-world, B2C2B, customer-defined, blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. We have come to know that it is better to integrate vertically than to scale proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We often target web-enabled versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "efficient" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If you engage intuitively, you may have to optimize virtually. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to orchestrate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? Think super-user-centric. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to seize strategically than to upgrade magnetically. Without adequate experiences, channels are forced to become global. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The power to mesh vertically leads to the capability to facilitate magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? A company that can transform courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to reinvent fiercely. The content factor is real-world. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-markets but our ability to utilize. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of front-end re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customized? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize easily. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without development monitoring, you will lack bloatware. Think micro-impactful. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? The aptitude to enhance perfectly leads to the ability to incentivize robustly. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you scale proactively then you may also orchestrate intra-dynamically. Without nano-data hygiene, you will lack models. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!