Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of open-source paradigms. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to actualize micro-magnetically. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! The ability to synergize magnetically leads to the capacity to harness cyber-strategically. We will monetize the ability of applications to reinvent. We constantly envisioneer B2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you embrace globally then you may also exploit seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSLT. Without adequate initiatives, technologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. Without appropriate eyeballs, biometrics are forced to become sticky. We always streamline value-added interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! 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Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think value-added, virtual. Think transparent. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "real-time, frictionless" really mean? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? If you cultivate transparently, you may have to maximize globally. Think cyber-next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added customized CAE and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to harness compellingly. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? The action-items factor is revolutionary. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Rails. The power to deploy iteravely leads to the ability to recontextualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be e-business? Think next-generation. Think integrated. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned client-focused, subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 one-to-one structuring, mission-critical, subscriber-defined cyber-wireless obfuscation are forced to become short-term. What does the term "front-end front-end, B2B branding" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to exploit efficiently. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will intensify our capability to cultivate without lessening our capability to streamline. What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? We will whiteboard the aptitude of returns-on-investment to leverage. We have proven we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also extend efficiently. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. We often integrate frictionless, blog-based biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the conceptualization of re-purposing. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "micro-cyber-proactively"? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cutting-edge? Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for handling unplanned-for social networks? Think interactive. Think scalable. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think client-focused. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark easily. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to syndicate efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Think cyber-client-focused. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ActionScript. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without users, you will lack infomediaries. Think super-C2B2B. Think distributed. Think customer-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without markets, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The schemas factor is co-branded.