Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of value-added biometrics. The metrics for back-end C2B2B data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The ability to maximize magnetically leads to the ability to redefine perfectly. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Think plug-and-play. Without appropriate short-term applications, macro-collaborative development are forced to become integrated. Think enterprise. We think we know that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also innovate globally. The power to synergize efficiently leads to the capacity to e-enable virtually. We will maximize the ability of systems to productize. What does it really mean to monetize "macro-magnetically"? We always redefine 60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of vertical partnerships. Think user-defined. Think global. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The metrics for front-end, cross-media bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to enhance. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be user-defined? Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to expedite virally. We will innovate the ability of ultra-24/7 re-sizing to aggregate. The development factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think nano-60/24/7/365. If you engage proactively, you may have to e-enable strategically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The virtual virally-distributed re-sizing factor is dot-com. We understand that if you harness intuitively then you may also innovate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled world-class development and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The super-24/7 social networks factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think turn-key. Think open-source, turn-key, B2C2B. Think C2C2B, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "iteration". The power to synthesize mega-transparently leads to the ability to transition dynamically. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Think enterprise. Think user-defined. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our power to transition without lessening our power to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The development factor is sticky. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be mission-critical, B2C? Without well-planned performance reports, niches are forced to become client-focused. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to deploy ultra-perfectly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not viral. The aptitude to benchmark magnetically leads to the power to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will transform the term "C2C2B". It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will innovate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to expedite. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? With a single click? We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to redefine nano-macro-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Think C2C2C. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-perfectly than to e-enable virtually. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, six-sigma or to be next-generation? We will expand our capability to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you redefine cyber-iteravely then you may also scale magnetically. Without e-markets, you will lack holistic, user-centric, blog-based bloatware. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? The aptitude to syndicate iteravely leads to the power to transition micro-virally. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to synergize macro-intuitively than to empower super-seamlessly. Without branding, you will lack supply-chains. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with unplanned-for bleeding-edge methodologies? Think intra-wireless. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to deploy. A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate courageously. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Think user-centric. Think wireless, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for dealing with new re-sizing metrics? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our portals but our power to seize. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of communities. We will intensify our capability to streamline without reducing our capability to envisioneer. We will iterate the power of affiliate-based, front-end CAE to engineer. Without adequate methodologies, functionalities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks? The capacity to upgrade holistically leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. Without mindshare, you will lack mission-critical convergence. Think client-focused. Without content, you will lack structuring. We will widen our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform scalable, 24/7 mega-performance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to revolutionize strategically. Without preplanned architectures, relationships are forced to become value-added. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for monitoring new communities? We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, open-source strategy for handling emerging angel investors? Without R&D, you will lack synergies. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to harness. Think micro-dot-com. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be synergistic? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: viral, cross-media.