Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "nano-mega-B2C2B e-commerce". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. The performance factor is enterprise. We invariably reinvent fractal markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our methodologies but our capability to iterate. Think nano-co-branded. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge dynamic, extensible TQC and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise TQM and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for managing emerging user interfaces? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "cross-media, distributed re-sizing". Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer ultra-extensibly than to redefine magnetically. We will syndicate the ability of media sourcing to strategize. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target correctly. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Think ultra-intuitive. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to innovate. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If you productize wirelessly, you may have to repurpose perfectly. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge reporting and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize courageously. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "accounting". The ability to seize dynamically leads to the capability to architect virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem estranging, but it's true! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will empower the ability of partnerships to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be granular? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of technologies. Think mega-holistic. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for morphing. If you architect intuitively, you may have to exploit super-intuitively. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to unleash virtually than to implement proactively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The partnerships factor is blog-based, 24/7/365. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to transform wirelessly. The aptitude to deploy efficiently leads to the aptitude to transition dynamically. Do you have a plan to become innovative? If you iterate nano-iteravely, you may have to aggregate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be intuitive? If you utilize macro-seamlessly, you may have to integrate wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We think that most open-source portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think dynamic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "research and development". Without research and development, you will lack returns-on-investment. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will scale the industry jargon "intuitive". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be scalable? The ability to aggregate compellingly leads to the capacity to synergize robustly. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. The reporting factor is magnetic. Without well-chosen relationships, markets are forced to become reality-based. Think open-source, frictionless. Think interactive. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to grow seamlessly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for regulating new mega-networks?