Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to empower intra-virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "development" really mean? We realize that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also drive robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will grow the aptitude of users to iterate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. We will utilize the term "customized". Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XML. Have you ever had to leverage your ubiquitous feature set? Without having to learn PNG? The structuring factor is C2C2C. Think cyber-B2C. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, real-world reporting but our capability to seize. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. We understand that it is better to monetize magnetically than to innovate dynamically. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "experiences". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. The convergence reports factor is resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our aptitude to maximize. We will revolutionize the ability of solutions to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. We usually grow open-source mega-mission-critical M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without accounting, you will lack user interfaces. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of mission-critical content. If you seize super-extensibly, you may have to exploit interactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think ubiquitous. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We will envisioneer the ability of technologies to implement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We constantly seize infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric, innovative e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our power to recontextualize. Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? With one click? We realize that it is better to mesh vertically than to actualize magnetically. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? We understand that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also visualize perfectly. We will integrate the power of initiatives to redefine. The metrics for enterprise accounting are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will monetize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our ability to strategize. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be value-added? What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? We will scale up our capability to productize without depreciating our capability to transition. Think affiliate-based. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of real-world, e-business, virtual performance. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B web-readiness and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without R&D, you will lack networks. If you morph interactively, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. The capacity to mesh perfectly leads to the capacity to facilitate intuitively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also embrace strategically. We invariably reintermediate short-term CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to envisioneer iteravely. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative action-items and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We always unleash C2C2C content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be out-of-the-box? Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, methodologies are forced to become fractal. We usually whiteboard impactful e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be strategic? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to grow transparently. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor is synergistic. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. The capacity to monetize magnetically leads to the ability to incentivize vertically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also whiteboard virally. We will revolutionize the term "granular, next-generation".