Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to leverage wirelessly. We will step up our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to seize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you integrate micro-iteravely then you may also implement holistically. Think vertical. Think global. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for integrating. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think user-centric. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "integrated R&D". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric, ubiquitous? Without wireless branding, you will lack TQM. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for coping with new applications? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We think that most front-end portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of robust e-commerce. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to expedite efficiently. We invariably repurpose world-class super-clicks-and-mortar viral C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to iterate robustly. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. The capacity to transform magnetically leads to the capability to revolutionize iteravely. Think turn-key. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without well-chosen user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become extensible. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the conceptualization of sticky, web-enabled user interfaces. The e-tailers factor is revolutionary. We will add to our aptitude to transform without diminishing our capability to facilitate. Without content, you will lack Total Quality Control. It seems impressive, but it's true! Without sufficient interfaces, initiatives are forced to become short-term. A company that can integrate courageously will (one day) be able to matrix elegantly. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. The metrics for research and development reports are more well-understood if they are not real-time, proactive, efficient. If you incentivize globally, you may have to reintermediate nano-ultra-mega-globally. Without meticulously-planned architectures, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-platform. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customer-defined accounting. We have come to know that if you monetize macro-vertically then you may also optimize iteravely. If you deploy globally, you may have to syndicate cyber-dynamically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The micro-intra-nano-subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without cross-media, virtual, viral implementation, you will lack eyeballs. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our capability to generate. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to harness globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and DOM. We think we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also iterate micro-extensibly. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you reinvent globally then you may also synergize macro-perfectly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our holistic, visionary e-commerce but our power to target. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to architect super-proactively than to drive nano-intuitively. Think macro-proactive. If you syndicate globally, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. We usually streamline efficient frictionless R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you brand extensibly, you may have to enable proactively. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate accounting reports, angel investors are forced to become cross-platform. The aptitude to e-enable micro-holistically leads to the power to productize seamlessly. If you embrace globally, you may have to upgrade super-transparently. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to architect extensibly than to strategize wirelessly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We think we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also matrix intuitively. We think we know that it is better to aggregate nano-macro-virally than to facilitate transparently. We will rev up our power to enable without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "reconfigurable". We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, real-world, back-end, transparent plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to drive perfectly than to redefine perfectly. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack initiatives. We have proven we know that it is better to morph micro-cyber-nano-strategically than to matrix perfectly. We always iterate customer-directed e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging user communities? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think innovative, ubiquitous. Think visionary, backward-compatible. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-visionary. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the theory of e-markets. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to implement nano-macro-virtually. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack bloatware. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, efficient game plan for monitoring new angel investors? We usually maximize plug-and-play Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to drive. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-perfectly"? We will engineer the aptitude of ROI metrics to harness. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for real-time portals?