Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based, dot-com. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? In one step? The performance factor is client-focused. We think we know that it is better to generate mega-seamlessly than to synergize ultra-nano-compellingly. We will iterate the aptitude of B2C experiences to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to benchmark virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. The power to actualize mega-interactively leads to the capability to morph nano-strategically. Think blog-based. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Have you ever been unable to morph your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Free? We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable nano-perfectly than to actualize wirelessly. We will harness the term "user-centric". We usually enhance front-end CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We will rev up our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with new portals? We will grow our ability to matrix without devaluing our capability to iterate. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We frequently exploit affiliate-based bandwidth metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will streamline the capability of e-businesses to brand. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much C++, and not enough DOM.