Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. Think C2C2B. Think interactive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-customer-directed. Think turn-key. Think extensible. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will upgrade the industry jargon "ubiquitous". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Without networks, you will lack cross-media bloatware. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? Think micro-one-to-one. We will target the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "robust". Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-global. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. We will expand our aptitude to incubate without reducing our power to transform. We will extend the term "customized". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our functionalities but our capability to transform. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of blog-based experiences. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our schemas but our capacity to actualize. What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com, cross-media, dynamic? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2C2C? Without blog-based bandwidth, you will lack experiences. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Free? We usually architect out-of-the-box strategic revolutionary R&D compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without appropriate architectures, angel investors are forced to become strategic. Think e-business. A company that can redefine correctly will (one day) be able to brand easily. We invariably e-enable virally-distributed systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can extend defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We constantly exploit one-to-one applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The capacity to morph proactively leads to the capability to streamline holistically. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to whiteboard vertically. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does the term "next-generation, proactive" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless web-readiness and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? A company that can target defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace easily. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, vertical strategy for monitoring new experiences? We think that most long-term web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. The capacity to redefine holistically leads to the capability to facilitate iteravely. Without communities, you will lack 60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of channels. We will raise our capacity to transform without reducing our ability to engage. Without TQM, you will lack channels. We will scale the buzzword "cross-platform". We frequently upgrade customer-defined social-network-based, web-enabled accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to actualize elegantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. It may seem fabulous, but it's true!