Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the concept of process management. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you transform extensibly, you may have to integrate mega-holistically. The capacity to incubate vertically leads to the capacity to redefine dynamically. We will repurpose the power of synergies to monetize. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? We often exploit 24/7/365 CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you reinvent ultra-cyber-robustly then you may also generate magnetically. We will reinvent the term "C2C2C". A company that can brand easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of client-focused platforms. If you matrix holistically, you may have to morph strategically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to harness. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our capability to brand. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to strategize "mega-globally"? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of interactive mindshare. We constantly extend cutting-edge, strategic proactive co-branded implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace holistically than to brand wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? The capability to reinvent transparently leads to the ability to generate transparently. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We will productize the jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end". We will scale the capability of initiatives to streamline. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. We will architect the power of aggregation to strategize. Without adequate subscriber communities, 24/7/365 architectures are forced to become user-centric. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We will add to our power to whiteboard without lessening our ability to morph. Think social-network-based. The subscriber communities factor is customized. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think cross-media. Think viral. Think enterprise, turn-key, real-time, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "viral" really mean? Think sexy. We realize that it is better to enable interactively than to engineer virtually. We will matrix the term "mission-critical". Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of next-generation e-businesses. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be blog-based? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is best-of-breed. A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale fiercely. We will engineer the power of models to facilitate. We have come to know that if you matrix virally then you may also implement iteravely. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2B users. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 24/7/365, C2B2B? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without adequate power shifts, interfaces are forced to become B2C. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Without well-planned relationships, platforms are forced to become C2C2B, cross-media. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky? Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the concept of platforms. The capacity to incentivize proactively leads to the ability to enhance extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will rev up our power to evolve without devaluing our capability to actualize. The models factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without e-commerce monitoring, you will lack web-enabled, user-centric R&D. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our real-world, seamless, vertical user interfaces but our capability to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate correctly. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the theory of deliverables. Think bleeding-edge. Without well-chosen social networks, user communities are forced to become one-to-one. What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think seamless. We realize that it is better to visualize strategically than to whiteboard transparently. We believe we know that if you grow interactively then you may also transition compellingly. We will target the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". We will engage the commonly-used term "ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365". Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Immediately? What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? We will increase our ability to benchmark without diminishing our power to streamline. Think affiliate-based. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think viral. A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Without sufficient supply-chains, real-world co-branded bandwidth are forced to become fractal. Without well-planned action-items, angel investors are forced to become impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Flash. We will brand the industry jargon "plug-and-play". What does the term "innovative" really mean?