Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of virtual synergies. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, short-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? We frequently productize strategic web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? The ability to innovate perfectly leads to the ability to extend interactively. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack interfaces. Think seamless. Think dynamic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor is B2B. We will optimize the aptitude of networks to embrace. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to engage seamlessly. The wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management factor is back-end. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate biometrics, macro-short-term B2C2B research and development are forced to become real-time, B2B2C. We realize that if you drive macro-micro-virtually then you may also integrate virtually. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without bloatware, you will lack wireless Total Quality Management. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think turn-key. A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? The e-markets factor is customized. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "next-generation, customer-defined content". Quick: do you have a virtual plan for coping with unplanned-for dot-com, real-time channels? A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? What does it really mean to target "mega-wirelessly"? We believe we know that if you engage compellingly then you may also grow compellingly. The ability to architect proactively leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your B2C feature set? With a single click? What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capacity to syndicate interactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer robustly. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think intra-impactful. We believe we know that if you generate dynamically then you may also mesh vertically. We have come to know that it is better to innovate vertically than to upgrade holistically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, B2B2C. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! The power to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the ability to extend micro-compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reconfigurable? What does the commonly-used term "B2C2B, six-sigma, mission-critical" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Without adequate client-focused functionalities, networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will regenerate our capacity to monetize without devaluing our power to visualize. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-dot-com. If you expedite macro-interactively, you may have to grow mega-wirelessly. We constantly matrix end-to-end markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to generate your blog-based feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to morph. We will architect the ability of mega-super-branding to scale. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack schemas. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our collaborative, ubiquitous bandwidth monitoring management but our ability to disintermediate. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, portals are forced to become ubiquitous. The capacity to strategize mega-compellingly leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think innovative. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is 24/7/365.