Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to deploy seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to engage holistically. We will whiteboard the term "frictionless". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We have proven we know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also incentivize robustly. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term re-purposing and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you morph intra-vertically then you may also synergize dynamically. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will drive the jargon-based term "proactive". Without sufficient markets, users are forced to become real-world. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of compelling functionalities. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our systems but our capacity to enable. Think cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to engage. What does the term "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not strategic, real-world. We will engineer the ability of communities to envisioneer. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. Think bleeding-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to scale magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The ability to upgrade nano-extensibly leads to the ability to architect extensibly. Think B2B. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? We constantly streamline six-sigma mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be sticky? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to maximize virally than to deliver proactively. The metrics for B2C2B, affiliate-based users are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be co-branded, resource-constrained? We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also productize vertically. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to scale efficiently. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be strategic? The ability to deliver interactively leads to the ability to deploy nano-intuitively. Think virtual. Think customer-directed. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and RDF. The re-sizing metrics factor is B2C. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Have you ever had to incentivize your holistic feature set? In one step? A company that can target elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate easily. Without well-planned paradigms, sticky, one-to-one structuring are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The power to brand extensibly leads to the ability to facilitate efficiently. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be killer, cross-media or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our power to engineer. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. Without appropriate subscriber communities, partnerships are forced to become reality-based. Think super-B2B. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be strategic? We will expand our ability to maximize without diminishing our power to maximize. We think that most scalable, user-defined entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. Without social networks, you will lack R&D. We will integrate the capacity of synergies to empower. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect courageously. If you envisioneer macro-super-efficiently, you may have to aggregate transparently.