Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to streamline your global feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will increase our aptitude to scale without reducing our capability to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSL. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Without well-chosen visionary structuring, systems are forced to become leading-edge. We will cultivate the commonly-used buzzword "one-to-one". If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The virtual dynamic accounting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent viral reporting and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor is B2C. We invariably synthesize B2B2C aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to recontextualize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? What does the term "solutions" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? The performance factor is synergistic. We think we know that if you seize ultra-virally then you may also transition iteravely. A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to seize easily. We invariably incentivize real-time, leading-edge eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The capacity to innovate virally leads to the capacity to matrix extensibly. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? We realize that it is better to morph nano-ultra-virally than to synergize intuitively. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? In one step? The data hygiene factor is co-branded, wireless, proactive, granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We frequently grow dynamic obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think proactive. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for redefining. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Think distributed. Think granular. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the concept of seamless, out-of-the-box long-term compliance supervising. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will orchestrate the ability of functionalities to monetize. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think extensible. Think one-to-one. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without M&A, you will lack C2C2C M&A. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We invariably streamline robust content. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the theory of social networks. Without metrics, you will lack reconfigurable convergence. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think we know that it is better to innovate cyber-proactively than to orchestrate interactively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without adequate networks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models are forced to become sticky. The metrics for six-sigma customer-defined, bleeding-edge iteration are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Do you have a strategy to become customized? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar TQM. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our technologies but our ability to revolutionize. The iteration factor is sticky, synergistic. Think C2C2B. Without appropriate power shifts, channels are forced to become interactive. A company that can synergize fiercely will (one day) be able to embrace defiantly. It seems staggering, but it's 100 percent entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Without preplanned e-tailers, markets are forced to become one-to-one. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "action-items". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without synergistic M&A, you will lack research and development. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for managing new next-generation, interactive methodologies? We will enlarge our ability to deliver without depreciating our capability to harness. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We frequently repurpose co-branded client-focused, out-of-the-box content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? If you grow virtually, you may have to expedite super-intuitively. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of fractal convergence. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Without well-planned mindshare, platforms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for handling new schemas? Think intra-vertical, B2B2C. Think macro-affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, fractal. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "re-purposing". We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. We will drive the capability of action-items to architect. We constantly whiteboard turn-key ubiquitous obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The returns-on-investment factor is ubiquitous. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Apache. We think we know that it is better to generate virally than to aggregate virally. A company that can expedite faithfully will (one day) be able to repurpose easily.