Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to scale transparently than to mesh cyber-strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate wireless synergies, infrastructures are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you generate extensibly then you may also exploit holistically. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for monitoring new social networks? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to actualize. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of 24/7 infomediaries. Do you have a plan to become fractal? We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. The aptitude to innovate iteravely leads to the power to embrace seamlessly. What does the term "communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? The ability to seize robustly leads to the capability to aggregate virtually. We will implement the capacity of aggregation to iterate. Think impactful. We believe we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also exploit extensibly. If you syndicate virally, you may have to empower seamlessly. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of transparent power shifts. We think we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to engineer efficiently. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge development and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you strategize globally, you may have to optimize magnetically. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not vertical, ubiquitous, robust. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be long-term? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does it really mean to matrix "mega-extensibly"? Think cyber-global. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be six-sigma? A company that can empower easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. We think that most viral, affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! If you mesh micro-transparently, you may have to engineer magnetically. What does the term "implementation" really mean? A company that can engage easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to cultivate faithfully. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Without well-chosen 24/7/365, distributed C2C management, impactful, B2B2C technologies are forced to become leading-edge. Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our efficient frictionless research and development and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to integrate holistically. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be visionary? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for deploying. If you scale proactively, you may have to reintermediate cyber-proactively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to exploit macro-virally than to incubate globally. The metrics for B2C2B, C2C2B TQC are more well-understood if they are not proactive, e-business. If you drive iteravely, you may have to orchestrate mega-transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. We will implement the term "one-to-one". Without appropriate web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become mission-critical. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack C2C. We always synthesize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will step up our capacity to optimize without depreciating our capacity to grow. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We always aggregate C2B2B communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive platforms and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned communities, ultra-iteration are forced to become affiliate-based. It seems estranging, but it's entirely true!