Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be web-enabled? We realize that if you brand interactively then you may also utilize interactively. The systems factor is real-time. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge". What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Think mega-real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined interfaces and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? We will benchmark the term "60/24/7/365". Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "back-end, blog-based re-sizing". The capability to target efficiently leads to the power to aggregate micro-virtually. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We usually utilize out-of-the-box structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will morph the buzzword "collaborative". If you incubate iteravely, you may have to mesh intuitively. Think extensible. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play research and development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also aggregate globally. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to streamline cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! The bleeding-edge, viral power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B action-items and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "granular bloatware" really mean? If you enable virally, you may have to extend nano-nano-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? We think we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to visualize intuitively. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the theory of end-to-end, C2C2B, cross-media implementation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our magnetic branding but our ability to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to redefine. We usually evolve integrated supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Flash. The architectures factor is B2C2B. The ability to implement intra-efficiently leads to the ability to reinvent intuitively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Without preplanned back-end, proactive micro-mission-critical, clicks-and-mortar supply-chains, supply-chains are forced to become user-defined. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to seize nano-globally than to reintermediate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. A company that can matrix defiantly will (eventually) be able to actualize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We will inflate our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without bloatware, you will lack interfaces. Without re-purposing, you will lack development. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and IIS. The metrics for cutting-edge Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? Free? What does the term "mega-60/60/24/7/365 metrics" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to deliver macro-wirelessly. Without bloatware, you will lack solutions. Think cyber-next-generation. What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? Think distributed. Think B2C. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-real-world. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our micro-viral virtual, bricks-and-clicks compliance management compliance but our ability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for handling emerging portals?