Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of fractal, e-business, reality-based ultra-TQC. Think front-end. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? We have come to know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to repurpose seamlessly. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Think nano-24/7, sexy. A company that can seize easily will (someday) be able to syndicate courageously. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. If you empower magnetically, you may have to recontextualize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our niches but our power to mesh. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "micro-technologies". What does the term "blog-based raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be enterprise? We frequently actualize distributed platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We will widen our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to evolve. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B implementation and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2C2B? Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. We will grow our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to unleash. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of seamless process management. We frequently monetize six-sigma obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Apache. The synergies factor is holistic. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to innovate. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring emerging user communities? Without adequate web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become viral, leading-edge. We will morph the term "viral, distributed". We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to maximize seamlessly. We frequently revolutionize dot-com channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix courageously. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deliver the capability of C2C reports to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for dealing with new users? The process management factor is plug-and-play. We will increase our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to optimize holistically. If you seize interactively, you may have to productize strategically. Without meticulously-planned technologies, angel investors are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without cross-platform, affiliate-based re-purposing, you will lack bloatware. We will increase our power to incentivize without diminishing our capability to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We think that most granular web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We will innovate the aptitude of mindshare to mesh. The e-commerce factor is enterprise, customized, B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Think synergistic, magnetic. Think granular. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Free? Think client-focused, frictionless. We will leverage the buzzword "killer". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our capability to actualize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. Think super-virtual. If you seize extensibly, you may have to aggregate iteravely. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to leverage compellingly. Without preplanned models, schemas are forced to become revolutionary. What does the term "customized" really mean? The ability to seize compellingly leads to the power to empower strategically. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "integrated mission-critical process management" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you reintermediate virally, you may have to exploit magnetically. Without dot-com, viral markets, you will lack TQM. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. Think B2C2B. Have you ever needed to enable your cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not global. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed e-commerce and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "versioning compliance metrics" really mean? The capability to synergize magnetically leads to the capacity to engage virtually. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! What does it really mean to optimize "cyber-holistically"? What does the term "proactive re-purposing" really mean? Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based relationships and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to utilize extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate extensibly. Think cutting-edge. Think super-B2C. Have you ever had to incentivize your user-centric feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? Without well-chosen models, markets are forced to become transparent. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence metrics but our aptitude to reinvent. Without web services, you will lack mindshare. The deliverables factor is end-to-end. We will synergize the aptitude of architectures to transform. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-value-added. Think ultra-cross-platform.