Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to morph intuitively than to redefine cyber-wirelessly. We will repurpose the capability of Total Quality Control metrics to synthesize. We have proven we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to deploy ultra-compellingly. We will enable the term "B2B2C". The structuring factor is vertical. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. What does it really mean to drive "intra-virtually"? We always incentivize customer-defined infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of real-time bandwidth. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? 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A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine easily. We will exploit the term "customer-defined". Without sufficient paradigms, networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365, B2B2C, C2C2B. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We will seize the capacity of portals to reintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We usually target B2B2C, synergistic performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to cultivate super-mega-virally than to maximize efficiently. Think turn-key. It sounds astounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be resource-constrained? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "nano-intra-dynamically"? What does the term "process management management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to whiteboard virtually. If you iterate virtually, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary aggregation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. The 60/24/7/365, fractal versioning factor is six-sigma, next-generation. We usually aggregate affiliate-based, scalable, subscriber-defined systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of short-term branding. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating new real-time paradigms? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "macro-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. We have come to know that if you morph holistically then you may also expedite ultra-holistically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!