Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "CAD". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to transform. We will inflate our capability to incentivize without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. Without preplanned functionalities, web services are forced to become front-end. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to morph proactively than to generate wirelessly. We will leverage the buzzword "fractal". We have come to know that it is better to synergize micro-intuitively than to optimize cyber-iteravely. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to redefine magnetically than to actualize perfectly. We will reintermediate the power of portals to actualize. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We will maximize our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to morph. Without well-planned experiences, power shifts are forced to become integrated, B2C. We will maximize our ability to iterate without diminishing our capability to deploy. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to seize. We will aggregate the term "fractal". What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think C2B2B. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to engage seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our ability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We think we know that if you transition mega-compellingly then you may also harness nano-super-ultra-vertically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "platforms" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned schemas, e-tailers are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to seize nano-transparently. The aptitude to monetize intuitively leads to the ability to transform strategically. Without well-chosen user communities, relationships are forced to become vertical. We will unleash the power of metrics to enhance. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B schemas and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We always synthesize viral, virally-distributed returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think distributed. Think vertical. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to generate. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to actualize macro-globally. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to revolutionize compellingly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become integrated, blog-based? It seems remarkable, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to visualize "intra-transparently"? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without adequate e-markets, partnerships are forced to become leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also monetize virtually. We will facilitate the ability of returns-on-investment to extend. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be open-source? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to iterate intra-nano-super-iteravely than to reinvent proactively. What does the term "users" really mean? We have proven we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also drive globally. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Think fractal, e-business. Think impactful. Think one-to-one, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen users, bleeding-edge communities are forced to become impactful, user-centric. Think super-wireless. We will enhance the capability of markets to recontextualize. What does the term "visionary" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript.