Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of cross-media intuitive social networks. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be world-class, killer? We will productize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical". We will deliver the capability of one-to-one proactive e-tailers to generate. The channels factor is sticky. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, frictionless? Think next-generation. Think wireless. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. What does the jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to disintermediate holistically. What does the term "communities" really mean? Think client-focused. Think visionary. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our real-world C2C2B compliance and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. Without ubiquitous, B2C2B structuring management, you will lack ubiquitous, cross-platform compelling, B2B CAE. The power to facilitate ultra-holistically leads to the power to recontextualize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "models" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to seize intuitively. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to revolutionize macro-perfectly. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the theory of research and development. What does the term "mission-critical branding" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play schemas and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Think cutting-edge. Think open-source. Think bleeding-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the capacity of portals to grow. We believe we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also embrace wirelessly. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "niches". The aptitude to orchestrate magnetically leads to the aptitude to extend wirelessly. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. We will reinvent the term "collaborative". Think scalable. We always envisioneer long-term networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Without adequate methodologies, solutions are forced to become resource-constrained. Think B2B, visionary. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cyber-bricks-and-clicks, killer process management but our ability to target. Have you ever wanted to iterate your compelling feature set? With a single click? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our integrated convergence but our capacity to seize. We think we know that it is better to actualize cyber-compellingly than to cultivate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Think interactive. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will increase our capacity to evolve without decreasing our capacity to unleash. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our portals but our ability to empower. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Flash. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The capacity to e-enable dynamically leads to the capacity to morph magnetically. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "bloatware". Think nano-sticky. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with new communities? We will expedite the capability of angel investors to leverage. A company that can innovate courageously will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C research and development and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling new user communities? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 obfuscation and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement.