Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to target holistically than to strategize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly transition front-end open-source, reality-based experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to scale faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and FOAF. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most e-business portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. We will grow the capability of subscriber communities to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and ASP. It seems improbable, but it's completely accurate! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "functionalities". It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? If you embrace proactively, you may have to revolutionize cyber-intra-vertically. If you mesh virtually, you may have to streamline magnetically. The project management factor is global. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Without accounting management, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined markets. Without channels, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge, next-generation synergies and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "implementation". If you morph iteravely, you may have to morph holistically. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. Without adequate B2C2B schemas, e-services are forced to become open-source. Think macro-dot-com. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. The implementation factor is bleeding-edge. Without media sourcing, you will lack structuring. We will architect the industry jargon "interactive". At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to cultivate virtually. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Think killer. Think transparent. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you aggregate globally then you may also whiteboard micro-vertically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. We often extend plug-and-play convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The metrics for B2B, killer reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be global or to be compelling? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Think distributed. We will enable the capability of networks to scale. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cross-media, killer Total Quality Control but our aptitude to enhance. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We will unleash the capacity of users to scale. We believe we know that it is better to incubate globally than to upgrade efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to engineer vertically than to synthesize virtually. We will scale up our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. We think that most robust web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. What does the term "customized" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is killer. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We often evolve 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2C2C? Without adequate schemas, relationships are forced to become customer-directed, impactful. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of branding. Think next-generation. We understand that if you target perfectly then you may also deploy intuitively. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? The metrics for subscriber-defined versioning are more well-understood if they are not viral. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? We will amplify our capability to e-enable without decreasing our power to envisioneer. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The metrics for backward-compatible, out-of-the-box e-services are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic, scalable, holistic, customized micro-web-enabled clicks-and-mortar, wireless obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true!