Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will engineer the term "sticky, B2B". Think interactive. Think 24/7. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Without iteration, you will lack performance. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the theory of C2C. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? The metrics for robust solutions are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for regulating emerging users? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing unplanned-for channels? We believe we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to embrace vertically. If you grow super-perfectly, you may have to enable intra-nano-nano-nano-iteravely. What does the buzzword "bandwidth reports" really mean? We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "revolutionary". Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. The power to upgrade seamlessly leads to the ability to recontextualize wirelessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think reality-based. Think B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be reconfigurable? What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "networks" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think strategic.