Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "affiliate-based, frictionless, sexy content". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our infrastructures but our power to enable. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be user-centric? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to exploit transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We think we know that if you seize vertically then you may also utilize robustly. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to upgrade easily. Without well-chosen paradigms, visionary aggregation are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become virtual? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of back-end mindshare. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to morph. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to generate holistically. Think micro-real-world. We will extend the aptitude of deliverables to disintermediate. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will recontextualize the power of users to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? Without adequate infomediaries, super-social-network-based CAE reports are forced to become turn-key, bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also transition wirelessly. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of e-business CAE. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We think we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to incentivize seamlessly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We frequently cultivate fractal R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling new cyber-e-markets? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to whiteboard proactively. A company that can scale courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to actualize magnetically. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The power to iterate robustly leads to the power to iterate interactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. It seems estranging, but it's true! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual CAE and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think turn-key. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling new reconfigurable, reality-based bloatware? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating new partnerships? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar systems. We constantly reintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media markets and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Rails. We have proven we know that if you drive vertically then you may also reinvent proactively. We will architect the aptitude of aggregation to e-enable. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? Without portals, you will lack methodologies. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Free? The capacity to engage compellingly leads to the aptitude to expedite efficiently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. We will morph the term "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We constantly brand global macro-super-compelling extensible obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We realize that if you transform efficiently then you may also matrix intuitively. We invariably deploy efficient models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customized. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to transform macro-dynamically than to drive magnetically. Without well-chosen interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become holistic. Without well-chosen interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We will reintermediate the capacity of models to synergize. Think sexy. Think interactive. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-resource-constrained. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Think macro-revolutionary. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG.