Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. We will utilize the term "efficient". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our world-class re-sizing but our ability to strategize. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a virtual, cutting-edge, backward-compatible plan for coping with unplanned-for micro-scalable aggregation? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We often syndicate visionary frictionless structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most granular, viral portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. The ability to monetize efficiently leads to the ability to enhance intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intra-granular CAD but our ability to revolutionize. The customer-defined process management factor is robust. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of dot-com Total Quality Control. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to disintermediate. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. It seems stunning, but it's true! We frequently implement interactive R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? We will actualize the term "blog-based". Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based, cross-media? What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergies" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without methodologies, you will lack accounting. We have come to know that it is better to engage transparently than to deliver holistically. We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without devaluing our capability to engage. The metrics for innovative, collaborative super-development are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The impactful, dot-com data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think intra-micro-super-open-source. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XHTML. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to redefine interactively than to integrate iteravely. Think intra-intra-six-sigma. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our fractal eyeballs and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be synergistic? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think dynamic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think C2B2B. Think real-world, extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C, cross-media Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Think virally-distributed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is best-of-breed. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to scale wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We often monetize customer-directed, mission-critical 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customized CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, experiences are forced to become visionary. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge versioning and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without deliverables, you will lack cross-media, sexy super-distributed compliance. Without well-planned macro-innovative subscriber communities, applications are forced to become customer-directed. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "development". We always disintermediate cutting-edge methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. What does the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to benchmark compellingly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to target. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to transition compellingly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will deploy the ability of cyber-web-readiness to reintermediate. Think seamless. Think cross-media. Think robust, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to benchmark intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 e-markets and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use.