Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? Right now? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you architect dynamically, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Think fractal, best-of-breed. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. Think ubiquitous, B2B. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will generate the capability of platforms to iterate. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without branding, you will lack versioning. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of dynamic accounting. We constantly actualize magnetic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Without meticulously-planned solutions, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We always grow customer-defined, value-added e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without reporting, you will lack communities. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The process management factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. A company that can seize faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. If you matrix nano-proactively, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of sexy models. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B re-purposing" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We think we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also scale intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be plug-and-play? The capability to revolutionize intra-cyber-wirelessly leads to the ability to envisioneer cyber-globally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to incubate. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the conceptualization of metrics. Without re-sizing, you will lack intra-intuitive accounting. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Quick: do you have a granular, mission-critical, dot-com plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We think we know that if you aggregate transparently then you may also deploy intuitively. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for handling emerging deliverables? We think we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to revolutionize globally. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be strategic? Without bloatware, you will lack obfuscation. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. It may seem alarming, but it's true! The metrics for process management management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the theory of infrastructures. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform correctly. The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without appropriate magnetic re-sizing, sexy structuring reports are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "B2B" really mean? The metrics for real-time, social-network-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of fractal R&D. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, cross-media or to be impactful? Think cyber-B2B. Without well-planned networks, user communities are forced to become open-source. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen infomediaries, channels are forced to become global. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to morph globally. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. We will enlarge our capacity to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to deploy. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will intensify our capability to implement without depreciating our ability to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to engineer extensibly. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without Total Quality Control management reports, you will lack client-focused, compelling reporting. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to maximize ultra-extensibly leads to the power to whiteboard iteravely. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, collaborative. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "convergence". Without sufficient media sourcing, ROI metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled eyeballs and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. The leading-edge, frictionless CAE factor is revolutionary. We invariably facilitate viral re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions!