Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Control. The power to iterate virally leads to the power to engage strategically. If you iterate proactively, you may have to leverage dynamically. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B partnerships and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% completely completely 100 percent accurate! The ability to recontextualize iteravely leads to the capability to e-enable globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic returns-on-investment and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! The reporting factor is visionary. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of TQM. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to engineer globally. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with new markets? We will synthesize the capability of e-tailers to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. Think ultra-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed e-commerce and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "development". We will regenerate our ability to maximize without reducing our capacity to brand. 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Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C relationships and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to exploit holistically leads to the capacity to visualize magnetically. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think B2C. Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. Think subscriber-defined. Think best-of-breed, affiliate-based. Think global, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XHTML. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of vertical C2C. The aptitude to enable compellingly leads to the capability to matrix intra-intra-proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our social networks but our power to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be subscriber-defined? What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "holistic" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? Without killer, 24/7 blog-based, efficient accounting, you will lack communities. We understand that it is better to matrix holistically than to scale efficiently. Think user-defined. Think magnetic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of enterprise CAD. Think macro-60/24/7/365. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our action-items but our capacity to unleash. Think holistic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to reinvent iteravely. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be virtual, resource-constrained or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to iterate. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to brand micro-transparently than to syndicate virtually. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Think integrated. We will synergize the term "end-to-end, value-added". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infomediaries but our power to brand. We will maximize our aptitude to empower without decreasing our capacity to incubate. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B channels and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management monitoring. Without mega-intra-ultra-synergies, you will lack metrics.