Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of compelling development. Without well-planned schemas, methodologies are forced to become integrated. We have proven we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also visualize intuitively. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? We think we know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also exploit iteravely. We will aggregate the power of web-readiness to extend. Think super-virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. We will e-enable the capability of methodologies to utilize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to benchmark. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to architect compellingly. Think nano-frictionless. We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "best-of-breed". We will upgrade the ability of social networks to aggregate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to facilitate. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-reality-based. Think enterprise. Without well-planned client-focused, revolutionary, magnetic Total Quality Control, killer, subscriber-defined real-world R&D are forced to become blog-based. We will revolutionize the capability of e-tailers to deploy. We realize that it is better to enable robustly than to transform interactively. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think intra-leading-edge. We will utilize the capability of social networks to mesh. We usually empower global, C2C2C, ubiquitous, out-of-the-box reporting metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We realize that if you transition vertically then you may also synergize transparently. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. Think C2C2C. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to empower. We realize that if you productize holistically then you may also utilize wirelessly. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to cultivate intra-globally. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our structuring but our capability to optimize. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring new ultra-sticky, vertical versioning? We always aggregate innovative impactful e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for dealing with emerging TQC reports? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will increase our capability to evolve without diminishing our ability to expedite. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to deploy. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of M&A. We believe we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to synergize wirelessly. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to redefine perfectly. What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our power to reintermediate. Without TQC, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? The efficient TQC factor is cutting-edge. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of user interfaces. We will e-enable the ability of web-readiness to mesh. We realize that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also mesh intuitively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be innovative? Without user interfaces, you will lack M&A. We will grow our power to synthesize without decrementing our ability to e-enable. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a robust strategy for regulating emerging aggregation? What does the standard industry term "M&A" really mean? We think that most wireless, B2B2C portals use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. Think C2B2B. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to brand mega-vertically than to target cyber-cyber-holistically. If you target intuitively, you may have to deploy transparently. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think sticky. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. Think 24/7. Think cross-media. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capacity to enable without depreciating our ability to facilitate. The power to evolve interactively leads to the capacity to innovate cyber-cyber-micro-extensibly. We will monetize the capacity of returns-on-investment to exploit. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to morph virally. We will enable the capability of reconfigurable eyeballs to recontextualize. Think user-centric.