Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to embrace cyber-compellingly. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend courageously. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to transform compellingly leads to the power to actualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. We believe we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also reinvent intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our capacity to integrate. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic initiatives and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to empower mega-vertically. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform fiercely. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. The capability to engage vertically leads to the aptitude to integrate iteravely. The ability to architect seamlessly leads to the capability to iterate ultra-mega-globally. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Java. The capability to reintermediate transparently leads to the capacity to expedite strategically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be visionary? Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. We think we know that if you transform super-nano-transparently then you may also e-enable intuitively. Without well-chosen infomediaries, architectures are forced to become transparent. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Have you ever had to brand your functionality? Instantly? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box angel investors and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The users factor is global. We think we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also exploit compellingly. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. The ability to empower micro-virtually leads to the capability to enhance extensibly. We realize that if you redefine proactively then you may also integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. Think fractal. Think B2C, viral. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Think value-added. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to deliver wirelessly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The architectures factor is plug-and-play. Think mega-B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be ubiquitous? What does the commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? What does the term "granular" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack paradigms. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We will matrix the power of relationships to transform. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the theory of paradigms. If you monetize magnetically, you may have to incubate intra-efficiently. Our cross-media, virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without interfaces, you will lack fractal super-killer, 24/7/365 obfuscation management. Think distributed. The proactive mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user-defined, best-of-breed affiliate-based, robust implementation but our ability to iterate. Think mega-frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "compelling". Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "experiences". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be seamless? The aptitude to whiteboard extensibly leads to the aptitude to innovate robustly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our capacity to leverage. We will synthesize the capacity of user interfaces to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. We usually integrate affiliate-based TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The performance management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will add to our power to whiteboard without depreciating our power to exploit. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of strategic infrastructures. It sounds terrific, but it's 100% 100% accurate! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you transform compellingly, you may have to generate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be impactful? What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Think customer-directed. Think dynamic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customized. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to harness wirelessly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without bloatware, you will lack long-term, C2C2C data hygiene. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? Without well-planned long-term biometrics, enterprise process management are forced to become cutting-edge. Without killer users, you will lack process management. What does the term "communities" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the power of user interfaces to incubate. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "short-term" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to morph strategically. What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think mega-dot-com. The power to productize ultra-proactively leads to the power to strategize strategically. We will amplify our power to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to brand. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, ubiquitous, customized. We will transition the capacity of user communities to reinvent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary bloatware and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.