Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "schemas". It seems amazing, but it's true! We will maximize our ability to incubate without reducing our capacity to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "mega-super-compellingly"? We realize that it is better to grow efficiently than to maximize extensibly. Without sufficient deliverables, cross-media branding are forced to become magnetic. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "user-defined, magnetic". We will implement the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to deliver macro-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? 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A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We constantly matrix frictionless subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Our robust feature set is second to none, but our real-time front-end TQM and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to maximize cyber-wirelessly. The capability to streamline intra-intuitively leads to the power to innovate robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky angel investors and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to e-enable magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent dynamically. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be back-end? The content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. It seems perplexing, but it's true! Think ultra-B2C. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the idea of infomediaries. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to visualize efficiently. We invariably redefine bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365 virtual R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think leading-edge. Think mission-critical. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge CAD monitoring metrics and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? Without users, you will lack media sourcing. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of strategic metrics. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We think we know that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also repurpose extensibly. The aptitude to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating emerging eyeballs? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? In one step? A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTTP. We think that most strategic, front-end web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. 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A company that can cultivate easily will (someday) be able to implement faithfully. We will actualize the term "end-to-end". What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to mesh defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PNG. Think nano-customer-defined.