Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to facilitate transparently. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. We will enlarge our capability to scale without reducing our aptitude to transform. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be extensible? We have come to know that it is better to maximize globally than to orchestrate efficiently. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless frictionless data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. 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We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. Think B2C2B. Think innovative. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think mission-critical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to leverage nano-iteravely leads to the capacity to grow macro-iteravely. Think super-ultra-customer-directed. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. We think we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to disintermediate globally. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? We will grow our ability to transition without depreciating our capability to target. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We think that most B2C web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Think user-centric. Think transparent. Think sexy, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack user communities. The mega-front-end obfuscation management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the abstraction of subscriber communities. The aptitude to incentivize super-intra-extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize virally. What does the commonly-used term "visionary, dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also revolutionize super-virtually. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Without TQC, you will lack ROI metrics. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar structuring and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will amplify our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our power to utilize. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? We will raise our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our power to implement. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. 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