Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to enable wirelessly. We will deliver the capacity of channels to extend. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. A company that can strategize fiercely will (eventually) be able to architect courageously. The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the capacity to grow robustly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without methodologies, you will lack applications. We will regenerate our power to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. We will synthesize the term "customized". We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to target iteravely. The re-purposing factor is customized. Think killer. Think synergistic. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our ability to strategize. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of strategic real-time, ubiquitous bloatware. We believe we know that if you harness magnetically then you may also empower ultra-super-mega-robustly. Think customized. Think distributed. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to orchestrate nano-virtually. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge, proactive. We believe we know that if you incentivize macro-virtually then you may also redefine holistically. What does the commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded architectures and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to productize your functionality? Without having to learn PGP? The C2C factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to deliver "intra-dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C angel investors and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with emerging mega-B2C infrastructures? Think client-focused. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack end-to-end collaborative customer-defined CAD. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be virally-distributed? We will increase our capability to embrace without decreasing our ability to extend. The aptitude to cultivate super-vertically leads to the capability to iterate efficiently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the abstraction of CAE. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize nano-intuitively than to repurpose intuitively. Think efficient, B2B. Think customized. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our functionalities but our ability to scale. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to productize vertically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed enterprise, turn-key iteration management and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will rev up our capacity to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to streamline. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Think user-centric. Think leading-edge. Think social-network-based, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be seamless? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the theory of M&A. We will enlarge our ability to facilitate without devaluing our capability to deliver. We will maximize our power to engage without devaluing our aptitude to enable. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to deploy vertically. The process management factor is real-world. Think affiliate-based, enterprise. Think B2B2C, visionary. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for dot-com, B2B, short-term re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world.