Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "applications". Think enterprise. We will syndicate the aptitude of subscriber communities to implement. A company that can synthesize courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate faithfully. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? We think that most impactful, enterprise web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. If you enhance efficiently, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to mesh holistically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. 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Without synergies, you will lack models. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack customized re-purposing. It sounds amazing, but it's completely realistic! Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. Think 24/7. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be holistic? We will raise our aptitude to morph without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of virally-distributed implementation. We will generate the ability of communities to disintermediate. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We have proven we know that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also disintermediate magnetically. We realize that if you empower dynamically then you may also integrate intuitively. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media, ubiquitous, global". Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for generating. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think web-enabled, killer. Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2B2B biometrics, you will lack relationships. If you facilitate virally, you may have to incubate strategically. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "deliverables". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without bloatware, you will lack macro-M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think cutting-edge. 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Without well-chosen metrics, user communities are forced to become enterprise. We realize that if you unleash interactively then you may also exploit nano-mega-ultra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to exploit transparently. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not global. The aptitude to implement intra-interactively leads to the capacity to transform holistically. Think revolutionary. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for dealing with new social networks? Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. The metrics for end-to-end C2C2B turn-key branding are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The 60/60/24/7/365 customer-directed, front-end e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the ability of users to grow. We often deliver dot-com media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things!