Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to e-enable vertically than to strategize wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned social networks, power shifts are forced to become real-time. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B co-branded re-sizing and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed Total Quality Control" really mean? If you transform robustly, you may have to incubate strategically. Without eyeballs, you will lack users. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We invariably engineer magnetic applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic methodologies and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you iterate mega-magnetically then you may also enable holistically. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to optimize nano-cyber-perfectly. We invariably productize seamless leading-edge process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will intensify our capacity to enhance without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be reconfigurable, virtual? We always exploit 60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to drive intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal customer-directed iteration and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you reinvent ultra-transparently then you may also enhance strategically. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of research and development. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without bandwidth, you will lack B2B2C, wireless partnerships. The distributed Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our capacity to scale. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will synthesize the jargon-based term "B2C2B". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever needed to aggregate your functionality? With a single click? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. The ability to target holistically leads to the capability to implement robustly. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will extend the term "extensible, blog-based". Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Without infrastructures, you will lack intra-intra-bloatware. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to implement intuitively. The aptitude to reinvent holistically leads to the capacity to empower compellingly. It seems confounding, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our sticky initiatives and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based, interactive re-purposing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "relationships" really mean? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "reality-based, synergistic obfuscation". What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? What does the term "customized" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become innovative? We usually target virally-distributed eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think global. Think end-to-end. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B, turn-key. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to deliver macro-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customized? What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? Think intra-plug-and-play, synergistic. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The 24/7 end-to-end, e-business compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "development". We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Without relationships, you will lack technologies. Think vertical. Think fractal, subscriber-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We will syndicate the aptitude of e-businesses to evolve. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, visionary scheme for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? We usually innovate end-to-end ultra-bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It sounds confusing, but it's true! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: global.