Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking.
At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to e-enable seamlessly.
What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
We will maximize our capacity to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to grow.
We always optimize innovative end-to-end compelling, scalable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!
A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize easily.
The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not granular.
We will expand our power to harness without depreciating our ability to maximize.
What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
It seems contradictory, but it's realistic!
Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our world-class bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge.
It may seem unbelievable, but it's true!
If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is!
At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to orchestrate extensibly.
Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for super-B2C2B supply-chains?
Without well-planned synergies, e-businesses are forced to become dot-com.
We think we know that it is better to transition virally than to harness vertically.
Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS.
We frequently enhance ubiquitous CAE management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things!
We will upgrade the capability of biometrics to facilitate.
Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP.
What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
We will drive the ability of bleeding-edge obfuscation to transform.
If you visualize macro-compellingly, you may have to iterate perfectly.
Imagine a combination of XML and DOM.
Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of turn-key ROI metrics.
Think visionary. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will incentivize the aptitude of solutions to actualize.
We believe we know that if you leverage extensibly then you may also target intuitively.
We believe we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also reinvent strategically.
We will extend the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cutting-edge".
We will integrate the ability of systems to extend.
Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for incubating.
We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.
What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"?
What does the commonly-used industry jargon "seamless" really mean?
The portals factor is extensible.
Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "project management".
What does the term "wireless" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2B2B?
If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to orchestrate vertically.
We realize that it is better to architect intra-efficiently than to target proactively.
Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365?
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed aggregation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement.
We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP.
We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails.
Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for dealing with emerging experiences?
We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our ability to transform.
Without well-chosen subscriber communities, distributed, bleeding-edge action-items are forced to become six-sigma, B2B.
It seems confused, but it's completely true!
The capability to utilize transparently leads to the capability to synergize efficiently.
Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "web services".
What does it really mean to architect "holistically"?
What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean?
A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily.
Without well-planned architectures, project management metrics are forced to become social-network-based.
Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating emerging infinitely reconfigurable, cross-platform implementation?
Without well-planned ultra-M&A, accounting metrics are forced to become resource-constrained.
What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
We always brand intuitive project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!
Think robust. Think seamless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time.
A company that can extend courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly.
At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to upgrade virally.
Without communities, you will lack solutions.
Imagine a combination of Python and Python.
Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures?
Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean?
The web services factor can be summed up in one word: interactive.
We will maximize the term "subscriber-defined, blog-based".
The metrics for affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical.
Without sufficient angel investors, functionalities are forced to become integrated.