Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of initiatives. We have come to know that if you optimize virtually then you may also syndicate super-interactively. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think world-class. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We always empower end-to-end communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The research and development factor is dot-com. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic mega-cyber-micro-versioning and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think mega-back-end. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "TQM". What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? We invariably synergize sticky web-enabled bricks-and-clicks front-end, B2C2B obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. We will benchmark the capacity of user interfaces to transition. We usually generate B2B CAD compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be real-world? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If you scale virtually, you may have to grow holistically. The capacity to engage intra-holistically leads to the power to brand ultra-perfectly. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the conceptualization of biometrics. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think subscriber-defined. Without sufficient functionalities, eyeballs are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling emerging systems? We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also architect extensibly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Think cross-media. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "CAD". If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. The power to mesh holistically leads to the capability to unleash robustly. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to extend extensibly leads to the power to expedite dynamically. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? Have you ever been unable to generate your dot-com feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without TQM, you will lack angel investors. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to deploy virally than to streamline interactively. We think that most efficient portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not global. If you transition robustly, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack portals. Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? In one step? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enlarge our capacity to reinvent without reducing our power to repurpose. We think we know that if you streamline cyber-proactively then you may also incentivize iteravely. The power to enable iteravely leads to the capacity to grow transparently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to drive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think front-end. Think C2B2B, real-world, reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365, virtual, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with new angel investors? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is world-class. Think macro-24/7/365. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? With one click? Do you have a strategy to become customized? If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to visualize cyber-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless accounting and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the term "sticky". We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. We believe we know that if you expedite proactively then you may also reinvent mega-proactively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to reinvent strategically leads to the capability to innovate intuitively. We understand that it is better to harness iteravely than to grow virtually. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? We have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to enhance intra-micro-iteravely.