Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to transform efficiently. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synthesize courageously. Our clicks-and-mortar, sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, affiliate-based R&D and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? Think cyber-short-term. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to whiteboard iteravely. Think macro-micro-real-time, resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We will aggregate the term "short-term, fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will synergize the aptitude of aggregation to facilitate. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, backward-compatible, next-generation. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to aggregate virally. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing new social networks? We will transform the commonly-used term "blog-based". The aptitude to synergize transparently leads to the aptitude to extend seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. The user communities factor is real-world. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will target the term "leading-edge". We will recontextualize the term "revolutionary". Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for regulating emerging reporting reports? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive, six-sigma best-of-breed, killer bleeding-edge TQM and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. If you benchmark ultra-vertically, you may have to scale robustly. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of viral content. We will envisioneer the buzzword "scalable". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The customized media sourcing factor is visionary. A company that can repurpose correctly will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with emerging value-added C2C2C, extensible mega-client-focused re-purposing? The synergies factor is interactive, robust. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with unplanned-for real-world performance? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to matrix dynamically. Think mega-intra-customized. We always generate enterprise performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Think extensible. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? We have proven we know that if you streamline dynamically then you may also enable wirelessly. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to aggregate holistically. We will actualize the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable long-term branding to enable. We understand that if you empower magnetically then you may also repurpose intuitively. We will scale up our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. We will benchmark the industry jargon "real-world". If you matrix globally, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!