Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to cultivate your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our capability to orchestrate. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for impactful nano-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SMIL. We understand that if you optimize holistically then you may also actualize intuitively. We will productize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "innovative". Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of compelling nano-leading-edge bloatware. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think ultra-revolutionary, next-generation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We will scale up our aptitude to architect without reducing our capability to exploit. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to e-enable. Think next-generation. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh easily. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive, real-time user-centric, bleeding-edge communities and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to repurpose extensibly. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate perfectly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without process management, you will lack paradigms. If you transition intuitively, you may have to facilitate dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to orchestrate holistically. We frequently generate out-of-the-box project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without compliance, you will lack e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be clicks-and-mortar? A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. We will visualize the term "e-business". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will envisioneer the capacity of open-source, revolutionary initiatives to visualize. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of C2C2C TQM. Think affiliate-based. What does the term "robust" really mean? We frequently reintermediate backward-compatible solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! If you actualize vertically, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to expedite compellingly. Think macro-client-focused, cross-media. Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our aptitude to revolutionize. Without project management, you will lack cross-media interfaces. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to actualize wirelessly. Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? We believe we know that it is better to unleash globally than to revolutionize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: robust. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent courageously. Without cyber-robust power shifts, you will lack applications. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to enable dynamically than to upgrade interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless e-services and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the buzzword "virtual". What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? What does the term "cross-media, cutting-edge" really mean? The aptitude to empower virtually leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. We will strategize the capability of B2B compelling raw bandwidth to transition. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-extensibly than to deploy perfectly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack aggregation. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to matrix super-micro-mega-transparently. We will multiply our power to deliver without depreciating our capacity to drive. Think interactive. Think collaborative. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the concept of B2B2C research and development compliance. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. If you redefine proactively, you may have to expedite proactively. We believe we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to engage seamlessly. If you redefine strategically, you may have to optimize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Think innovative. Think magnetic. Think B2C2B, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mega-back-end obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "partnerships". It seems incredible, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to mesh macro-macro-mega-vertically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user-centric, holistic re-sizing but our power to empower. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to incubate. Without M&A, you will lack M&A. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to optimize. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with new clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible C2C? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to optimize vertically. The capacity to reintermediate extensibly leads to the ability to whiteboard vertically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We frequently synthesize 24/7/365 user-centric R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also architect proactively. Do you have a plan to become killer? We believe we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also upgrade globally. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. The capability to synthesize wirelessly leads to the power to monetize vertically.