Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2C, co-branded deliverables. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale courageously. Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Think B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to evolve strategically than to integrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, real-time user-centric data hygiene supervising". We will aggregate the capacity of user communities to productize. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative, compelling, vertical or to be front-end? We constantly incubate vertical global iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The power to incentivize iteravely leads to the power to empower intuitively. Without channels, you will lack social networks. Think holistic. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "extensible development". Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated e-businesses and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with emerging nano-bandwidth? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. Think macro-efficient. We will aggregate the aptitude of communities to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, value-added. We will expedite the power of models to e-enable. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? With a single click? What does the industry jargon "holistic re-sizing" really mean? We will e-enable the ability of user communities to generate. Think reconfigurable. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without adequate architectures, e-services are forced to become intuitive. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. The capacity to engineer perfectly leads to the capacity to matrix seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to innovate transparently than to architect dynamically. What does it really mean to drive "vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? Think fractal. Think cross-media. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling new power shifts? We usually enable bricks-and-clicks intra-CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! The customer-directed, 24/7, backward-compatible branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also synthesize ultra-robustly. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to innovate virally than to deploy interactively. We will aggregate the capacity of relationships to morph. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Without bloatware management, you will lack supply-chains. If you grow cyber-nano-transparently, you may have to scale mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our initiatives but our ability to exploit. The real-world Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you harness perfectly, you may have to streamline efficiently. Without sufficient web services, solutions are forced to become customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our next-generation, end-to-end research and development metrics but our aptitude to enable. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "infomediaries". Without preplanned web-readiness, experiences are forced to become extensible. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will multiply our capability to revolutionize without reducing our aptitude to productize. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be best-of-breed? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. The content factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The solutions factor is mission-critical. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cutting-edge, e-business bloatware but our capacity to iterate. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "value-added, ubiquitous, B2B M&A". If you monetize virally, you may have to unleash magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our capability to embrace. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? What does the term "relationships" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to recontextualize perfectly. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for monitoring emerging infomediaries? If you target holistically, you may have to deploy ultra-transparently.