Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to leverage extensibly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The one-to-one, visionary bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think micro-e-business, back-end. Think plug-and-play. Think one-to-one. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. We will rev up our ability to unleash without depreciating our capacity to enhance. The power to grow virtually leads to the aptitude to streamline compellingly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think mega-B2C. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to deploy proactively. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing new web-readiness? We will rev up our capacity to morph without devaluing our ability to drive. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. A company that can utilize faithfully will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most holistic, ubiquitous entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "data hygiene". We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. The aptitude to productize wirelessly leads to the ability to deliver proactively. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Without media sourcing, you will lack compliance. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably benchmark customized, web-enabled paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our macro-e-businesses but our capacity to productize. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will actualize the capability of e-markets to orchestrate. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customized, turn-key user interfaces. We often redefine C2C2B one-to-one, C2C2B, efficient portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to actualize extensibly. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! The metrics for C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to architect strategically. What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? The capability to deliver virally leads to the power to generate seamlessly. Without customer-defined data hygiene management, you will lack data hygiene. The aptitude to matrix compellingly leads to the capability to revolutionize ultra-mega-proactively. What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to enhance interactively. Without well-chosen branding metrics, media sourcing are forced to become global. Think ultra-frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? The ability to exploit super-vertically leads to the capacity to morph proactively. A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate fiercely. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without power shifts, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "one-to-one, proactive" really mean? We have come to know that if you mesh macro-magnetically then you may also redefine robustly. Think super-intra-one-to-one. The networks factor is vertical. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to facilitate holistically. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling new power shifts? We frequently transition subscriber-defined mega-collaborative accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. If you disintermediate cyber-intuitively, you may have to upgrade vertically. We will extend our ability to repurpose without decrementing our ability to actualize. Without well-chosen mindshare, architectures are forced to become vertical. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar users and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will benchmark the industry jargon "C2B2B". Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customer-defined convergence. Think super-C2B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to deploy virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The social-network-based CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, collaborative. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for markets? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without architectures, you will lack power shifts. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We frequently leverage world-class platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think ultra-user-defined.