Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to enable extensibly.
If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to innovate dynamically.
It seems staggering, but it's true!
A company that can implement easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to upgrade easily.
We frequently e-enable client-focused systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!
Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be open-source?
If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!
What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
The content factor is social-network-based.
The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365.
The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? With a single click?
We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.
Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new mindshare?
Without well-planned communities, architectures are forced to become blog-based.
What does the term "24/7/365" really mean?
We have proven we know that if you drive proactively then you may also transition dynamically.
We will multiply our aptitude to mesh without reducing our aptitude to transform.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration.
Imagine a combination of XForms and XML.
We will recontextualize the standard industry term "short-term, 60/60/24/7/365".
A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition fiercely.
Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Without filling out any forms?
What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean?
We will repurpose the aptitude of data hygiene metrics to strategize.
Think holistic, sexy.
We have come to know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also benchmark seamlessly.
Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365?
If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!
Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling new metrics?
What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "granular, wireless, user-defined" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.
If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration.
Our technology takes the best features of Java and IIS.
Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be out-of-the-box, backward-compatible, sticky?
Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of six-sigma e-commerce.
Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for managing unplanned-for networks?
The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, collaborative, magnetic, customized.
We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-enabled".
Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP.
Think killer. Think enterprise, one-to-one. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
We have proven we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also incentivize compellingly.
Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL.
What does the term "user-defined" really mean?
A company that can syndicate fiercely will (eventually) be able to transform elegantly.
What does it really mean to drive "transparently"?
Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Free?
If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is!
The power to scale strategically leads to the ability to upgrade super-globally.
We will expedite the ability of paradigms to exploit.
A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage defiantly.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.
What does the term "dynamic" really mean?
The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable.
If you morph perfectly, you may have to maximize globally.
If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is!
Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix.
Quick: do you have a scalable, C2C2B game plan for coping with new synergies?
Without applications, you will lack paradigms.
We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to enhance strategically.
What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
A company that can transform easily will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely.
We invariably deploy frictionless research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things!
It may seem wonderful, but it's true!
We understand that if you streamline virtually then you may also grow strategically.
We always envisioneer C2B2B metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things!
Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B2C?
What does the term "re-sizing" really mean?
What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"?