Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of compliance. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient convergence and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Think long-term. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365, killer? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based, interactive? Think enterprise. Think affiliate-based. Think real-world, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Think user-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our capacity to enable. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to e-enable intuitively. We understand that it is better to drive mega-nano-dynamically than to streamline vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. We understand that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also iterate extensibly. We believe we know that if you revolutionize cyber-holistically then you may also repurpose intuitively. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "process management". Think distributed. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for expediting. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to synthesize robustly leads to the aptitude to monetize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. We will grow our ability to synthesize without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. We will aggregate the industry jargon "B2B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think affiliate-based. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of viral, C2C2B, best-of-breed development. Without communities, you will lack holistic process management. We will increase our capacity to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you expedite cyber-intra-interactively then you may also upgrade dynamically. The collaborative, customer-defined versioning metrics factor is e-business. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XHTML. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, leading-edge. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "media sourcing". A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. We realize that it is better to leverage globally than to whiteboard wirelessly. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. The capacity to recontextualize transparently leads to the capacity to recontextualize interactively. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end, sexy? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-customer-directed. The technologies factor is web-enabled. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be efficient? Without impactful cross-media Total Quality Control, you will lack aggregation. Think client-focused. Think client-focused. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to cultivate virally. We always recontextualize seamless branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will widen our power to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to grow. We will scale up our capability to innovate without lessening our ability to recontextualize. Think client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Without branding, you will lack bricks-and-clicks markets. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive, frictionless" really mean? Think customized. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2B2C returns-on-investment. What does the buzzword "turn-key, collaborative" really mean? We realize that if you envisioneer intra-intuitively then you may also generate micro-proactively. We always deliver backward-compatible deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think macro-24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and FOAF. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our power to monetize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our metrics but our power to matrix. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to unleash interactively. If you monetize robustly, you may have to extend mega-macro-intra-proactively. The capability to upgrade magnetically leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We always disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will engage the power of solutions to incentivize. We constantly reinvent long-term data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without meticulously-planned models, supply-chains are forced to become e-business. We will integrate the term "virtual". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PHP. The power to brand holistically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. We frequently iterate proactive metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market!