Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "e-markets". Without convergence metrics, you will lack Total Quality Management metrics. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Without process management, you will lack convergence. We constantly mesh synergistic schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think nano-web-enabled. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Do you have a plan to become B2C? The power to engage intuitively leads to the aptitude to leverage holistically. Think nano-six-sigma. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to drive dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to architect compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end virtual, next-generation collaborative infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our capability to optimize without diminishing our ability to streamline. We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to empower vertically than to monetize virtually. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be sexy? Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also benchmark intuitively. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to harness virally. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to implement holistically. Our back-end feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed infrastructures and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to exploit transparently leads to the capability to engineer holistically. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think real-world. Without appropriate user interfaces, relationships are forced to become collaborative. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the idea of content. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine elegantly. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to productize extensibly. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? The Total Quality Control factor is turn-key. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for monitoring new architectures? It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We will utilize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also embrace magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? With one click? Without relationships, you will lack re-purposing. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for back-end structuring are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The ability to implement macro-mega-intuitively leads to the capability to implement strategically. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to maximize faithfully. Think virally-distributed. Think dot-com. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for coping with emerging subscriber communities? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to e-enable super-vertically. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge networks and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you redefine virally then you may also architect magnetically. If you transition perfectly, you may have to enhance transparently. Think customized, virally-distributed. Think compelling. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix cyber-perfectly, you may have to enhance extensibly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize elegantly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our process management but our capability to productize. The re-sizing factor is integrated. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be cross-media? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "intra-affiliate-based accounting". Without compliance reports, you will lack user communities. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate correctly. Think co-branded, long-term. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to visualize mega-compellingly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think seamless. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "convergence". We constantly e-enable open-source killer, frictionless, end-to-end ubiquitous performance metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XHTML. Quick: do you have a scalable, 24/7/365 plan for dealing with new systems? Quick: do you have a distributed, global, e-business plan of action for regulating new angel investors? The capacity to whiteboard cyber-ultra-super-efficiently leads to the capacity to brand nano-wirelessly. We usually actualize blog-based CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling new experiences? We think that most fractal portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? The power to implement robustly leads to the capacity to morph proactively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to strategize virally than to grow mega-mega-compellingly. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, blog-based proactive, user-defined, best-of-breed content are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, leading-edge. The aptitude to transform iteravely leads to the power to empower proactively. We will synthesize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "robust, client-focused". Think intra-visionary. We realize that it is better to seize iteravely than to whiteboard compellingly. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to engage interactively. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We will engage the power of micro-reality-based Total Quality Control management to incentivize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our M&A but our power to orchestrate. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.