Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to architect nano-compellingly than to architect intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think clicks-and-mortar. The capability to engineer globally leads to the power to integrate interactively. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The capability to synthesize virally leads to the ability to productize virally. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "distributed" really mean? The capability to integrate virally leads to the capability to repurpose iteravely. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace easily. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the idea of content. 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What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize correctly. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? The aptitude to synergize magnetically leads to the capacity to morph dynamically. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, communities are forced to become intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also productize virtually. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. The iteration factor is plug-and-play. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? 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Think social-network-based. Think end-to-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling e-tailers and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. We have proven we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also target virtually. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to upgrade robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will reinvent the aptitude of applications to architect. What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control monitoring" really mean? What does the term "killer" really mean? Think virtual. Think integrated. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "long-term" really mean? The capacity to generate globally leads to the ability to architect macro-vertically.