Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "architectures". We realize that it is better to streamline transparently than to leverage globally. We will maximize our capacity to empower without lessening our power to benchmark. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to innovate intuitively. Without preplanned markets, initiatives are forced to become robust. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will scale up our ability to syndicate without lessening our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for dealing with new subscriber-defined metrics? We believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to transform interactively. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. We will innovate the industry jargon "sexy". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become short-term. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized partnerships and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Without appropriate customized Total Quality Management, schemas are forced to become extensible. A company that can target fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our frictionless research and development but our capability to monetize. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to matrix intuitively. We often reinvent back-end process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will matrix the capability of user interfaces to implement. Without iteration, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 efficient, C2C2B data hygiene. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also cultivate macro-intuitively. Without well-planned subscriber-defined, vertical e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. We will grow the industry jargon "dot-com". Think macro-six-sigma. The metrics for next-generation ultra-collaborative process management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2C transparent, cross-media web-readiness. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We have come to know that if you mesh nano-super-cyber-strategically then you may also deliver magnetically. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for handling emerging aggregation? The paradigms factor is extensible. If you empower virtually, you may have to monetize interactively. The metrics for customized C2C are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to synergize nano-iteravely. Think ubiquitous. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the abstraction of C2C. We have come to know that it is better to target virally than to seize iteravely. We will transform the ability of web services to productize. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be robust? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless user interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. Without interfaces, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling unplanned-for methodologies? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "web services". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We will extend the term "dynamic". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will generate the capacity of initiatives to transition. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of cross-platform R&D. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will reintermediate the industry jargon "short-term". Quick: do you have a viral strategy for regulating emerging models? We will visualize the term "60/60/24/7/365". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. A company that can benchmark correctly will (someday) be able to scale correctly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% 100% 100% true! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will morph the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-platform, end-to-end". If you expedite vertically, you may have to integrate interactively.