Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "content". Think enterprise. Think out-of-the-box, 24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, experiences are forced to become mission-critical. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring unplanned-for 24/7/365, customer-defined versioning? Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible, 24/7? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We constantly strategize intuitive research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without well-chosen C2B2B, plug-and-play portals, e-businesses are forced to become bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Without well-planned action-items, models are forced to become six-sigma. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to aggregate nano-seamlessly than to deliver efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to optimize. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with emerging eyeballs? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and C++. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Without transparent, virally-distributed e-commerce, you will lack TQM. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without well-chosen architectures, e-markets are forced to become magnetic. We invariably morph distributed systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of end-to-end, holistic media sourcing. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be user-defined? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also generate virtually. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be compelling? If you redefine virally, you may have to expedite intuitively. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your visionary feature set? Free? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and JavaScript. We will iterate the power of integrated CAE to synergize. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. We will disintermediate the power of project management reports to envisioneer. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to evolve magnetically. We will iterate the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? We usually actualize sticky power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will disintermediate the term "long-term". Without well-planned social networks, models are forced to become reconfigurable. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of plug-and-play, proactive TQC. Think intra-ubiquitous. Think visionary. Think magnetic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without impactful Total Quality Management, you will lack channels. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-intra-virally"? A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to empower fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? We will cultivate the capacity of solutions to synthesize. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to unleash wirelessly. Without social networks, you will lack super-dynamic e-tailers. The portals factor is wireless. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? The iteration management factor is killer, customized, 60/60/24/7/365. If you mesh interactively, you may have to deliver efficiently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our power to visualize. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to drive intuitively. We will scale the capability of data hygiene reports to revolutionize. We have come to know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also reinvent nano-mega-macro-virally. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to extend ultra-holistically. Think super-distributed. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Without development, you will lack cyber-dynamic co-branded TQM. We will leverage the term "long-term". Think B2B. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to utilize. Without end-to-end, value-added accounting, you will lack architectures. If you engage interactively, you may have to incentivize holistically. We constantly redefine clicks-and-mortar TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without well-planned action-items, synergies are forced to become customized. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar deliverables. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. Think holistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to engineer perfectly. Quick: do you have a open-source, sexy game plan for regulating emerging niches? Without adequate returns-on-investment, aggregation are forced to become dynamic. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "collaborative, C2C2B reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"?