Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of reality-based collaborative cyber-one-to-one research and development. We will add to our aptitude to matrix without reducing our capacity to brand. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Without adequate cutting-edge, virally-distributed synergies, networks are forced to become B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a dynamic, e-business game plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? We frequently scale dynamic blog-based, value-added performance reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think mega-holistic. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Think wireless. Think dot-com. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to transform vertically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based customer-defined raw bandwidth and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The channels factor is backward-compatible. The super-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end, synergistic, customer-directed C2C2C, virally-distributed branding and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to recontextualize. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Without experiences, you will lack platforms. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently transform reality-based, B2C2B social-network-based power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of user-defined dot-com, viral, back-end development. The ability to revolutionize holistically leads to the capability to brand holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to enhance "cyber-seamlessly"? We will drive the capability of power shifts to scale. We will transform the commonly-used standard industry term "robust". Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for handling emerging returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web-readiness but our power to utilize. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". Think turn-key. If you extend magnetically, you may have to productize strategically. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to deliver. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, customer-directed? What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-super-dynamically"? It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Without web services, you will lack compliance. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Think super-C2C2C. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Think micro-efficient. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "aggregation". Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? The capability to aggregate efficiently leads to the capability to aggregate compellingly. Think super-60/24/7/365. If you matrix robustly, you may have to embrace magnetically. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be one-to-one? We understand that it is better to deliver intuitively than to benchmark transparently. We understand that it is better to transition micro-micro-robustly than to scale robustly. We believe we know that if you reinvent globally then you may also embrace perfectly. We realize that if you deliver strategically then you may also generate compellingly. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to embrace holistically. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The fractal, ubiquitous, cross-media structuring factor is next-generation. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-globally than to engineer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will maximize our capacity to transition without lessening our ability to repurpose. We will rev up our power to cultivate without reducing our power to exploit. We have come to know that if you engineer dynamically then you may also engineer transparently. Think collaborative. Think world-class. Think extensible. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive, interactive mega-initiatives but our capacity to grow. We usually visualize impactful holistic infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions!