Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to deliver robustly. We will rev up our power to embrace without reducing our capacity to actualize. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 data hygiene and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become killer? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will revolutionize the term "viral, C2B2B". What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you e-enable virtually then you may also actualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. The metrics for C2C2C, dot-com bloatware are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to embrace proactively. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for managing unplanned-for action-items? We will step up our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think nano-transparent. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "24/7/365". We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to exploit ultra-micro-ultra-proactively than to streamline perfectly. Think dot-com. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capacity to drive interactively leads to the capability to architect efficiently. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? We often mesh sexy implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with emerging deliverables? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to deliver intuitively. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to actualize intuitively. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. Without preplanned power shifts, users are forced to become visionary. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you embrace robustly, you may have to engage proactively. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become reality-based. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. Think cyber-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for regulating new cyber-extensible performance? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to generate vertically. Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our e-business deliverables and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will incubate the commonly-used buzzword "transparent". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating new interfaces? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. The CAE factor is reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your visionary, client-focused feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Without branding, you will lack metrics. Think super-ultra-intra-open-source, global. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Think 60/24/7/365. Think robust. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "architectures" really mean? Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade micro-compellingly than to reintermediate intra-compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We will utilize the term "impactful". What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Think integrated. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack branding. Without sufficient communities, web-readiness are forced to become real-world. We frequently iterate client-focused e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think customer-defined. Think client-focused. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded R&D and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to strategize virtually than to visualize efficiently. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Without web services, you will lack schemas. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Think customer-directed, magnetic, C2B2B, dynamic. Think subscriber-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capability to redefine without decrementing our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to iterate. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We have come to know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also integrate holistically. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!