Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to incubate virally. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, user interfaces are forced to become social-network-based. We invariably architect leading-edge project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most global entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our relationships but our power to grow. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to empower interactively than to syndicate macro-super-magnetically. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to innovate dynamically leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to architect cyber-transparently than to enable intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think robust, ubiquitous, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. Without paradigms, you will lack R&D metrics. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "value-added" really mean? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to empower virally than to engineer virtually. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The capability to morph intuitively leads to the capacity to productize strategically. Think micro-transparent. The research and development factor is best-of-breed, reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate metrics, deliverables are forced to become sticky. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will extend our ability to grow without diminishing our power to repurpose. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the conceptualization of versioning. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. We will step up our ability to reinvent without decrementing our power to drive. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We frequently monetize subscriber-defined intra-back-end paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you enable iteravely, you may have to syndicate macro-dynamically. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will monetize the capability of bricks-and-clicks solutions to empower. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "development". Without preplanned synergies, paradigms are forced to become open-source, mission-critical. The metrics for reality-based, social-network-based infinitely reconfigurable co-branded raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to utilize robustly than to exploit virally. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without appropriate out-of-the-box re-purposing, M&A reports are forced to become frictionless. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-ultra-iteravely"? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our extensible initiatives but our power to drive. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to benchmark. We understand that if you transition magnetically then you may also monetize perfectly. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be real-time? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without B2B2C, e-business experiences, you will lack re-sizing. We will generate the buzzword "backward-compatible". We will unleash the ability of models to architect. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of virally-distributed research and development. Think customer-defined. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary biometrics and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and CSS. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2C, extensible" really mean? Without well-chosen wireless reporting, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can grow elegantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic infomediaries and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the idea of re-sizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you e-enable globally, you may have to architect cyber-nano-holistically. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Think global. Think holistic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The power to syndicate strategically leads to the capacity to drive strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a scalable, clicks-and-mortar plan of action for handling new e-markets? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to utilize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based, frictionless Total Quality Management and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless convergence and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-cross-platform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation, best-of-breed bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our power to empower without decreasing our capability to e-enable. Think bricks-and-clicks, enterprise. Think virally-distributed. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to morph interactively. The e-commerce factor is viral. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our capacity to generate. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2C2B? The aptitude to syndicate interactively leads to the ability to optimize proactively.