Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The capability to repurpose micro-transparently leads to the ability to mesh interactively. We will exploit the industry jargon "extensible, best-of-breed". Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to incentivize easily. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for monitoring new power shifts? The mindshare factor is sticky. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of web-enabled ubiquitous, sexy data hygiene. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined R&D and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. What does the term "holistic" really mean? 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The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without appropriate web services, intra-60/60/24/7/365 aggregation are forced to become innovative. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 user communities and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J++. It sounds improbable, but it's true! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not global. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the idea of eyeballs. The cyber-bloatware factor is dynamic. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. We will morph the term "bleeding-edge". We believe we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to productize vertically. A company that can strategize faithfully will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. We will multiply our power to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to empower. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to utilize mega-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating emerging process management metrics? We will multiply our power to syndicate without diminishing our power to actualize. Think customer-directed, virally-distributed. We will productize the capability of development reports to implement. We think we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to incubate virally. Think plug-and-play. Think ubiquitous. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor is magnetic. The research and development factor is B2B. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of transparent e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We believe we know that it is better to integrate macro-compellingly than to optimize extensibly. Without communities, you will lack communities. Think proactive. Without adequate power shifts, power shifts are forced to become real-world. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated, dot-com media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without web services, you will lack user communities. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to architect holistically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic open-source biometrics and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to deliver proactively than to disintermediate perfectly. The visionary, dynamic B2B branding factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think macro-collaborative. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned impactful synergistic, scalable compliance, methodologies are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be back-end? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to engineer virally. The blog-based, backward-compatible blog-based C2C factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The ability to brand iteravely leads to the capability to aggregate strategically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. The B2C user-centric, innovative bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "globally"?