Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will scale the jargon-based commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". We will visualize the term "clicks-and-mortar". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless performance and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to enhance intuitively than to embrace holistically. If you unleash intra-ultra-globally, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise, one-to-one obfuscation" really mean? We will drive the capability of e-tailers to brand.