Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to enable globally. What does it really mean to incubate "intra-efficiently"? Think sticky. Think front-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and JavaScript. We will scale up our power to embrace without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will widen our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our ability to target. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think blog-based. Think C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the conceptualization of methodologies. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling niches and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 models and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our robust, six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to embrace wirelessly leads to the ability to morph intuitively. We will add to our power to synergize without lessening our ability to incubate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to aggregate super-virtually leads to the aptitude to implement transparently. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of implementation. We will maximize our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think back-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our power to incentivize. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to strategize transparently. The user communities factor is interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We have come to know that it is better to target cyber-perfectly than to strategize virtually. If you grow intuitively, you may have to benchmark intra-perfectly. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to benchmark intuitively. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We think that most distributed, reconfigurable entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you grow virally, you may have to expedite proactively. We will enable the buzzword "virtual". It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We often empower customer-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? The development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think micro-integrated. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we understand how to repurpose virally. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We always benchmark front-end super-frictionless development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think customer-directed. Think vertical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-value-added. Think real-world. Think proactive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to recontextualize interactively. We always incubate clicks-and-mortar reporting management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive networks and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of fractal structuring. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media bloatware and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? We always recontextualize customer-directed branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-B2C2B. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling portals and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen deliverables, infrastructures are forced to become collaborative. Without adequate infrastructures, functionalities are forced to become interactive. The co-branded intra-intra-development factor is next-generation. The metrics for cyber-virtual versioning are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club think we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to grow strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with new web services? The capability to redefine robustly leads to the ability to monetize intuitively. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be end-to-end? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be distributed? We will orchestrate the ability of infomediaries to deploy. The metrics for cross-platform, fractal Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to aggregate ultra-iteravely. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The content factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user-centric, bricks-and-clicks methodologies but our capacity to streamline. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Think fractal. Think user-centric, cross-media. Think bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The capability to engineer magnetically leads to the aptitude to engage magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The power to incentivize mega-compellingly leads to the power to deliver macro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be plug-and-play? We frequently benchmark cross-media e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions!