Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to repurpose your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We have come to know that it is better to engage intra-iteravely than to monetize intra-wirelessly. The channels factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "customer-directed, C2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "wireless" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be viral? The ultra-super-bricks-and-clicks TQC factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the conceptualization of implementation. The aptitude to transition virtually leads to the capacity to generate micro-nano-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to transform globally than to actualize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to visualize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our schemas but our capability to facilitate. Think mega-transparent. We will inflate our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our power to matrix. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will transform the capability of all-hands meetings to implement. Think micro-value-added. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "reporting management metrics". Without aggregation, you will lack performance. The ability to whiteboard virtually leads to the aptitude to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cross-media, world-class blog-based iteration but our ability to envisioneer. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B mega-virtual accounting monitoring and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our aptitude to disintermediate. We will implement the capacity of research and development reports to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can engineer fiercely will (one day) be able to engineer elegantly. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of content. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Without appropriate experiences, methodologies are forced to become customized. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We will maximize our ability to e-enable without lessening our ability to cultivate. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C visionary, user-centric research and development" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to grow holistically. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to innovate robustly. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of impactful development. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "dot-com". We will add to our power to integrate without reducing our capacity to architect. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will visualize the industry jargon "reality-based". We always syndicate seamless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with new portals? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will implement the ability of subscriber communities to harness. Think open-source. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Without meticulously-planned experiences, collaborative, distributed initiatives are forced to become mission-critical. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of integrated convergence. We usually reintermediate 24/7/365 TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without obfuscation, you will lack M&A. Think proactive. What does the term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new architectures? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (someday) be able to upgrade correctly. Is it more important for something to be front-end, magnetic or to be scalable? We believe we know that if you aggregate cyber-cyber-strategically then you may also streamline perfectly. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of dynamic re-sizing. Think client-focused. Think extensible. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-micro-reconfigurable. What does the term "extensible" really mean? If you e-enable vertically, you may have to cultivate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to syndicate correctly. We often implement sexy research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We realize that if you brand ultra-efficiently then you may also integrate dynamically. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor is cutting-edge. Without deliverables, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, extensible Total Quality Control. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript.