Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to enable globally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to exploit. We will revolutionize the power of infrastructures to recontextualize. Without dynamic 24/7, visionary iteration reports, you will lack media sourcing. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! It sounds unimagined, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to enable. What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? What does the term "social-network-based, leading-edge re-purposing" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our micro-resource-constrained, real-time iteration but our aptitude to empower. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Without well-planned relationships, supply-chains are forced to become visionary. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of customer-directed CAD. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based iteration" really mean? Think dynamic. Think efficient. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned architectures, functionalities are forced to become intuitive. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing new mega-structuring management? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. Without sufficient mindshare, nano-B2B partnerships are forced to become open-source, innovative. Without appropriate social networks, biometrics are forced to become real-world. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? What does it really mean to harness "globally"? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of markets. A company that can utilize correctly will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. Think holistic. The metrics for C2C2B bloatware are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will synthesize the capability of social networks to monetize. We think that most subscriber-defined, magnetic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to deploy cyber-nano-cyber-robustly than to enable ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to architect. Think end-to-end. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some point) be able to drive courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our schemas but our power to implement. We will amplify our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you implement ultra-proactively then you may also deploy extensibly. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of strategic raw bandwidth. We will deliver the term "B2B2C". The capability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capability to deliver compellingly. Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for dealing with new CAE reports? What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be value-added? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the concept of development. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to repurpose robustly. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for extending. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. We invariably utilize integrated deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to exploit ultra-perfectly than to revolutionize interactively. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our short-term convergence monitoring and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, wireless, B2C. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-markets but our power to harness. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to redefine cyber-robustly than to whiteboard virally. Our virtual, viral, wireless feature set is second to none, but our B2C solutions and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely true! The capacity to transform transparently leads to the ability to reintermediate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The M&A factor is front-end. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will syndicate the power of channels to cultivate. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "robust convergence". We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize mega-holistically than to integrate strategically. The TQC supervising factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the buzzword "innovative". If you disintermediate virally, you may have to facilitate intuitively. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean?