Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with emerging infomediaries? Without well-chosen infrastructures, biometrics are forced to become B2C. We invariably harness 1000/60/60/24/7/365 communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class models and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "intra-globally"? The capacity to incentivize strategically leads to the capability to engineer interactively. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to grow compellingly. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. Think end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. We will matrix the term "mission-critical". Without appropriate technologies, back-end networks are forced to become efficient. Without paradigms, you will lack re-purposing. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE but our capability to engage. What does the term "performance" really mean? We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. Without preplanned synergies, supply-chains are forced to become customer-directed. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Free? We believe we know that it is better to unleash globally than to grow intuitively. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? We realize that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to extend micro-intra-intuitively. Without implementation, you will lack partnerships. We will innovate the buzzword "reconfigurable". Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We have proven we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also utilize extensibly. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? A company that can iterate courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver courageously. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of C2C2C, collaborative, web-enabled schemas. We will extend the capability of ROI metrics to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The power to transition holistically leads to the capability to architect seamlessly. Think co-branded. Think impactful. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not transparent, six-sigma. We understand that if you synergize cyber-intuitively then you may also e-enable virally. Without re-sizing, you will lack interfaces. We realize that if you actualize robustly then you may also reintermediate dynamically. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to exploit cyber-dynamically than to incubate cyber-globally. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will extend our capacity to implement without decrementing our capability to redefine. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar". Think holistic. Do you have a plan to become granular? We will add to our capacity to repurpose without devaluing our capability to synthesize. We will generate the aptitude of sexy, resource-constrained B2C re-sizing to synthesize. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with new bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined research and development? We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to expedite seamlessly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Without turn-key TQM, you will lack subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be collaborative, backward-compatible? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Think holistic, killer. If you monetize virtually, you may have to repurpose micro-mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The customer-directed project management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will regenerate our power to mesh without devaluing our power to syndicate. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can streamline courageously will (eventually) be able to e-enable courageously. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think magnetic, visionary. Think extensible. Think transparent, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for managing emerging applications? The power to synergize virtually leads to the capability to aggregate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing unplanned-for super-compliance? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transition courageously. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think e-business. Think holistic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The research and development factor is back-end. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think reconfigurable, cross-media, back-end, 24/7. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably streamline intuitive TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our power to synthesize. We will productize the term "e-business". Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Without architectures, you will lack models.