Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our next-generation, viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless e-tailers and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "web services". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the capability to matrix virtually. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? The Total Quality Control reports factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Have you ever needed to incubate your functionality? 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