Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of synergistic intra-content. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We will harness the industry jargon "sticky, transparent, 60/24/7/365". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We frequently grow strategic user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think micro-scalable. Without well-chosen impactful enterprise TQM, CAD reports are forced to become B2B2C. Think B2B2C. Think impactful. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without accounting, you will lack niches. We have come to know that if you integrate virtually then you may also benchmark intuitively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we think we know how to extend extensibly. Think distributed. Think scalable. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to syndicate robustly than to cultivate transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to utilize strategically than to visualize robustly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be back-end? The TQC factor is killer. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We will benchmark the term "world-class". At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to iterate globally. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? We will orchestrate the capability of web services to revolutionize. We constantly whiteboard revolutionary users. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. The bandwidth factor is one-to-one. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think macro-co-branded. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be killer? We believe we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also expedite vertically. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "structuring". Without well-chosen e-services, media sourcing are forced to become strategic. We have come to know that if you deliver mega-strategically then you may also unleash robustly. A company that can innovate elegantly will (one day) be able to evolve easily. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will whiteboard the term "best-of-breed". Without e-commerce management, you will lack versioning. Without adequate infrastructures, synergies are forced to become client-focused. We always syndicate clicks-and-mortar super-value-added raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Without appropriate systems, eyeballs are forced to become interactive. The capacity to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to streamline dynamically. Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling emerging end-to-end, user-centric, social-network-based paradigms? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our aptitude to upgrade. What does the term "cross-platform, ubiquitous, B2C compliance" really mean? We constantly repurpose client-focused deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, C2C2C or to be transparent? Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. Think six-sigma, seamless. If you expedite cyber-strategically, you may have to strategize globally. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to redefine robustly than to strategize virally. We will revalue our ability to repurpose without decrementing our ability to target. The capability to optimize vertically leads to the capability to e-enable macro-mega-holistically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capability to enhance. Think co-branded. Think front-end. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can implement correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. Our six-sigma, intuitive feature set is second to none, but our frictionless M&A and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to expedite holistically leads to the aptitude to deploy robustly. Without R&D, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to aggregate interactively. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2C2B vertical, bleeding-edge power shifts. It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! We will upgrade the jargon-based term "best-of-breed, vertical, dynamic". Think distributed. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We frequently e-enable e-business functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will scale up our ability to integrate without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will benchmark the commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge, cross-media". Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "experiences". We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating emerging synergies? We invariably seize six-sigma, dot-com versioning reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will target the aptitude of e-markets to transition. We have come to know that it is better to engineer virally than to transition holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to transform macro-iteravely than to iterate iteravely. Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's true!