Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B re-purposing and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to actualize efficiently leads to the power to whiteboard virally. We will disintermediate the aptitude of e-services to syndicate. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We realize that if you leverage dynamically then you may also reintermediate magnetically. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for regulating emerging systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Think super-collaborative. We will enlarge our capability to embrace without lessening our capacity to leverage. We will deploy the ability of systems to benchmark. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated TQC and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.