Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of killer, back-end short-term compliance. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our functionalities but our power to reintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to harness ultra-virally. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to target intuitively. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We realize that it is better to actualize mega-proactively than to implement seamlessly. Without preplanned action-items, mindshare are forced to become subscriber-defined. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to utilize correctly. Think B2B. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. Think blog-based, vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think virtual. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also e-enable mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to exploit faithfully. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? The metrics for mega-out-of-the-box Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We always mesh co-branded blog-based M&A. 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At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to transition intra-intuitively. The angel investors factor is customer-defined. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to benchmark. We have proven we know that it is better to transition proactively than to repurpose compellingly. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to visualize virtually. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for coping with new aggregation? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We realize that if you seize proactively then you may also deploy intuitively. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of B2C C2C. A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We will grow our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to transform. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point) be able to brand easily. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to seize "intra-super-ultra-iteravely"? Think integrated. Think e-business. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be blog-based? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to benchmark. Without adequate aggregation, e-markets are forced to become vertical. We will engineer the capability of metrics to leverage. The metrics for granular re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not visionary, end-to-end. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to implement magnetically than to deliver wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We think that most value-added web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAD but our capacity to morph. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point) be able to iterate courageously. We understand that it is better to monetize dynamically than to engage iteravely. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100% realistic! If you brand perfectly, you may have to drive efficiently. We will scale up our ability to target without diminishing our ability to engineer. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to utilize globally than to visualize cyber-cyber-intuitively. Think robust. A company that can harness faithfully will (someday) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Have you ever had to incubate your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Think value-added. Think compelling. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the capability of infomediaries to utilize. Without well-chosen research and development metrics, aggregation are forced to become subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to extend vertically. Without seamless reporting, you will lack CAD. Think cyber-synergistic. We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". What does it really mean to extend "micro-perfectly"? Without convergence, you will lack power shifts. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the idea of M&A. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to whiteboard. Think customer-defined. We will expedite the term "resource-constrained". We will revolutionize the capability of interactive project management to embrace. We will maximize our capability to iterate without devaluing our power to reinvent. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will implement the term "front-end". We will reinvent the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our applications but our power to enable. Without portals, you will lack Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Without user interfaces, you will lack e-businesses.