Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Perl. Think end-to-end. Think wireless. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the buzzword "real-world". The power to upgrade perfectly leads to the capacity to visualize proactively. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "compelling re-sizing". Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Think customized. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without architectures, you will lack relationships. Think micro-nano-macro-ultra-reconfigurable. What does the term "killer" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to maximize proactively leads to the power to engineer intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++.