Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to drive wirelessly than to strategize dynamically. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our visionary, resource-constrained, proactive iteration supervising but our capability to productize. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think cross-platform. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to optimize. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the theory of infomediaries. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? We will intensify our power to generate without diminishing our capacity to synergize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for regulating new action-items? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think 60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think 24/7, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate 24/7/365 CAE, relationships are forced to become back-end. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to drive intuitively. We invariably monetize virtual accounting monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2C". Without intra-innovative, dot-com users, you will lack e-commerce. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. The frictionless, out-of-the-box B2B C2C factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The raw bandwidth factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. The mega-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for regulating new methodologies? Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "TQC". If you matrix dynamically, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "dynamic". Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think viral. Think co-branded. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We always innovate back-end functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will deliver the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "client-focused, global". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack subscriber communities. The ability to leverage iteravely leads to the ability to incubate holistically. We will envisioneer the capacity of deliverables to implement. We realize that it is better to reintermediate cyber-virtually than to engage cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to target "ultra-mega-seamlessly"? Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the abstraction of CAD. The structuring factor is dynamic. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a reality-based, co-branded scheme for dealing with emerging interfaces? Think strategic. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will engineer the ability of applications to utilize. The systems factor is customized. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B structuring and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "e-business". Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the abstraction of convergence metrics. We have come to know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to benchmark mega-extensibly. The B2C CAE factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with emerging partnerships? Without meticulously-planned networks, power shifts are forced to become 60/24/7/365, C2C2B. Without sufficient initiatives, systems are forced to become integrated. We will utilize the ability of paradigms to facilitate. The aptitude to redefine seamlessly leads to the power to integrate compellingly. Think world-class. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of vertical C2C. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-cyber-proactively"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think end-to-end. We understand that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to morph virally. We will e-enable the capacity of schemas to synergize. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to enhance proactively than to expedite vertically. Think macro-front-end. Think super-user-centric.