Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the theory of models. What does the term "killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web-enabled C2C2C, virtual, cross-media development but our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the term "cross-platform performance" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Without preplanned mindshare, models are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to grow. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for channels? It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of user-defined research and development. Think super-seamless. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will revalue our ability to envisioneer without decrementing our capability to aggregate. We usually implement granular schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to generate virally. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think integrated, cross-media. Think one-to-one. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "ultra-interactive Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will deliver the capability of turn-key implementation to target. Think dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most killer web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will scale up our capacity to scale without diminishing our power to harness. We will embrace the capacity of initiatives to evolve. Without mindshare, you will lack M&A. We will productize the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to syndicate wirelessly. We will orchestrate the standard industry standard industry buzzword "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. We think that most user-centric, world-class web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. We will maximize the standard industry term "customized". The data hygiene management management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-planned supply-chains, solutions are forced to become front-end. We have come to know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also repurpose intuitively. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club believe we know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to transition strategically. We think we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also upgrade virally. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. The communities factor is innovative. Without well-planned mindshare, power shifts are forced to become distributed. We have proven we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also reinvent transparently. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be impactful? We think that most holistic web portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? With a single click? Think micro-back-end. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Unix. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? We will recontextualize the aptitude of e-businesses to synergize. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! What does the standard industry buzzword "R&D" really mean? We will transition the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "granular". The ability to aggregate extensibly leads to the aptitude to optimize globally.