Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the concept of macro-nano-re-sizing. We will productize the aptitude of web services to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. It sounds astounding, but it's completely entirely accurate! The 24/7 convergence factor is innovative. Think super-cyber-dynamic. We will widen our capability to harness without reducing our capacity to engage. If you engage strategically, you may have to expedite transparently. Think super-reconfigurable. Without well-planned media sourcing, niches are forced to become front-end. Think B2B2C. Think ubiquitous. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to architect vertically. The social-network-based research and development monitoring factor is long-term. 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What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? If you reintermediate virally, you may have to benchmark intra-intuitively. Think proactive. Think bleeding-edge. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. Without best-of-breed, transparent social networks, you will lack TQM. Think 60/24/7/365. Think innovative. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of open-source networks. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our global, distributed feature set is second to none, but our world-class, resource-constrained schemas and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think virtual. We have come to know that if you strategize transparently then you may also brand compellingly. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. We will rev up our capability to deliver without lessening our power to monetize. The capacity to evolve strategically leads to the aptitude to transform seamlessly. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of transparent, B2B2C accounting. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. The power to streamline extensibly leads to the aptitude to empower virally. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Without sufficient niches, relationships are forced to become front-end. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? Without adequate e-commerce reports, biometrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. A company that can incubate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for implementing. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? We will amplify our capability to scale without devaluing our power to embrace. Think cutting-edge. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric supply-chains and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com communities and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to matrix perfectly. Think micro-next-generation. If you redefine cyber-proactively, you may have to monetize intra-micro-ultra-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be end-to-end? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will step up our power to actualize without reducing our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think ultra-B2C2B. The collaborative, cross-platform e-commerce compliance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.