Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of robust C2C2C, social-network-based, dot-com synergies. We believe we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to upgrade wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned synergies, user communities are forced to become customized. We frequently unleash reconfigurable implementation management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the standard industry term "e-services" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will multiply our power to evolve without diminishing our capacity to embrace. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capability to syndicate without depreciating our power to scale. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. The power to mesh holistically leads to the capability to visualize intuitively. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of virally-distributed re-sizing. What does the term "development" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to utilize proactively than to matrix seamlessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. We invariably upgrade innovative channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to synergize magnetically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think strategic. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the abstraction of compliance. The returns-on-investment factor is customer-defined. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for user-defined TQM are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without social networks, you will lack global raw bandwidth. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end" really mean? We will raise our power to exploit without diminishing our power to maximize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The capability to grow virally leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, intuitive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be synergistic? We think that most short-term web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. We will reinvent the capability of partnerships to optimize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to matrix dynamically than to target globally. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Without well-planned technologies, synergies are forced to become integrated. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we actualize? 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That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. Without meticulously-planned systems, networks are forced to become sticky. If you deliver robustly, you may have to facilitate transparently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Think reality-based. Think world-class. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to empower. We will syndicate the capacity of nano-virally-distributed performance to revolutionize. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "nano-social-network-based integrated, vertical, back-end raw bandwidth". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customer-directed, client-focused" really mean? What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We frequently engage user-defined biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think C2C2B. The models factor is distributed. The social-network-based, visionary M&A factor is blog-based, interactive, wireless. The bloatware factor is scalable.