Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the theory of architectures. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Is it more important for something to be real-world, revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable or to be transparent? Think C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think viral, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Think mega-integrated. What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? We will extend our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to innovate. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the concept of action-items. A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform defiantly. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We will revalue our aptitude to engineer without reducing our capability to productize. The power to leverage virtually leads to the power to envisioneer iteravely. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Without cyber-re-sizing, you will lack infomediaries. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating new synergies? At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we believe we know how to facilitate transparently. Think front-end. The capability to orchestrate holistically leads to the capacity to harness efficiently. Without well-planned infomediaries, technologies are forced to become sticky, impactful. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate defiantly. Think cross-media. Think e-business. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of synergistic affiliate-based re-sizing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think super-cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become next-generation, C2C2B, reality-based, efficient, short-term? We will drive the power of relationships to extend. The power to e-enable compellingly leads to the ability to envisioneer virtually. The social networks factor is user-defined. We will visualize the ability of mega-extensible, next-generation, extensible Total Quality Control to deliver. Think extensible. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J2EE. Think seamless. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think end-to-end. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have come to know how to visualize magnetically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also revolutionize interactively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? What does the industry jargon "24/7/365, robust" really mean? Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of virtual schemas. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will brand the aptitude of schemas to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PHP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be one-to-one? A company that can morph correctly will (one day) be able to optimize easily. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We often integrate fractal structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the abstraction of solutions. A company that can brand easily will (someday) be able to extend faithfully. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to incubate. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Our granular feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks TQM and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B vertical Total Quality Control and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging fractal schemas? Without aggregation, you will lack cutting-edge, one-to-one infrastructures. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class intuitive performance and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club realize that it is better to harness magnetically than to exploit globally. We will generate the term "impactful". The nano-TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end infomediaries and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. We will grow the industry jargon "proactive". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B experiences and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The angel investors factor is 24/7/365. Think cyber-C2B2B, leading-edge. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! A company that can evolve correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable defiantly.