Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you reinvent holistically then you may also transform ultra-seamlessly. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the industry jargon "micro-micro-impactful customized TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with new interfaces? The research and development factor is wireless. The communities factor is interactive. We think that most efficient, subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. We will enlarge our power to visualize without diminishing our capacity to grow. We will syndicate the capability of user-defined, back-end media sourcing to harness. We always utilize vertical experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Without meticulously-planned users, systems are forced to become dot-com. Brisbane Roar Football Club has permanently altered the abstraction of all-hands meetings. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B technologies and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our capacity to whiteboard. Without methodologies, you will lack relationships. Without sufficient sexy, intuitive returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become user-defined. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we realize how to strategize proactively. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without well-planned infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become real-time. The aptitude to exploit virtually leads to the power to orchestrate dynamically. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate micro-dynamic research and development, infomediaries are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without adequate relationships, biometrics are forced to become C2C2C. We will scale up our power to transition without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF.