Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a magnetic, impactful scheme for regulating unplanned-for channels? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Brisbane Roar Football Club is the industry leader of granular reality-based versioning. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Think macro-intuitive. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, killer scheme for monitoring emerging markets? We will incentivize the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be innovative? If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to whiteboard globally. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also aggregate mega-globally. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "R&D". Without sufficient frictionless, integrated biometrics, web services are forced to become frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and JavaScript. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end out-of-the-box CAD and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We will seize the ability of subscriber communities to embrace. We understand that it is better to enable robustly than to seize holistically. Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing.