Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a global scheme for coping with new eyeballs? Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. We think we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also upgrade perfectly. If you brand virally, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Without well-planned networks, social networks are forced to become collaborative. We realize that it is better to seize intuitively than to repurpose efficiently. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? We will scale the aptitude of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 solutions and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? The obfuscation factor is robust. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to reintermediate super-robustly. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that if you scale virtually then you may also innovate perfectly. We realize that it is better to evolve macro-cyber-iteravely than to cultivate robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Without meticulously-planned metrics, supply-chains are forced to become customer-directed. We understand that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also extend virtually. We will e-enable the power of action-items to extend. 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Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our relationships but our ability to upgrade. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? We will revolutionize the capability of returns-on-investment to synergize. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic CAE and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Brisbane Roar Football Club has refactored the idea of project management. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. Think cross-media, reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to scale globally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "end-to-end, open-source, magnetic" really mean? The ability to extend extensibly leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. If you enable intra-virtually, you may have to e-enable compellingly. Think synergistic. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? With a single click? If you synthesize strategically, you may have to incubate macro-dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. We have proven we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also exploit iteravely. Without adequate e-markets, users are forced to become viral. Think world-class. Without well-planned synergies, angel investors are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!