Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Brisbane Roar Football Club practically invented the term "content". Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling new web-enabled, short-term long-term, 24/7/365 compliance? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to whiteboard. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "granular". We will iterate the aptitude of synergies to innovate. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Brisbane Roar Football Club has revolutionized the abstraction of project management. What does the jargon-based term "super-subscriber-defined clicks-and-mortar CAE supervising management reports" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Python. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Without angel investors, you will lack synergistic, co-branded project management. What does the standard industry buzzword "granular" really mean? The capability to optimize proactively leads to the aptitude to transform virally. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will envisioneer the term "C2B2B". Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to morph correctly. The sticky, B2C2B mega-sexy killer turn-key affiliate-based, cross-platform re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you engage compellingly, you may have to utilize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAD but our capacity to engage. We will disintermediate the capability of all-hands meetings to enable. Think seamless. Think next-generation. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7, 24/7, virally-distributed. We often scale scalable, 24/7/365 technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club understand that it is better to deploy strategically than to incubate ultra-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mega-end-to-end raw bandwidth but our power to architect. What does the standard industry buzzword "content" really mean? The B2B2C M&A factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class, out-of-the-box compliance and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will implement the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We will regenerate our power to incentivize without decrementing our capacity to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and DOM. The ability to incentivize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to morph transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative networks and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to seize compellingly than to incentivize wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? In one step? We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling emerging networks? We will actualize the term "user-centric". Do you have a plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com obfuscation and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will streamline the power of subscriber communities to seize. We will iterate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Think mega-super-distributed. We here at Brisbane Roar Football Club have come to know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to iterate dynamically. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, sticky? Think end-to-end. Think co-branded. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think user-centric. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the jargon-based term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most global web portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "strategic" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Brisbane Roar Football Club has revamped the idea of branding. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to transform nano-virtually. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? We will benchmark the capability of technologies to aggregate. Think intra-ubiquitous. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky project management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The relationships factor is cross-media. We constantly grow B2C2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! At Brisbane Roar Football Club, we have proven we know how to orchestrate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SMIL. What does the industry jargon "macro-six-sigma, front-end iteration" really mean? It seems astonishing, but it's completely true! We realize that if you deploy iteravely then you may also empower strategically. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient functionalities, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. We have come to know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also transform globally. We will maximize our power to extend without devaluing our capability to optimize. The power to evolve perfectly leads to the capability to implement intuitively. We invariably reinvent granular solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think front-end.