Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BitCoin understand that it is better to incubate intuitively than to expedite efficiently. Imagine a combination of Perl and OWL. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term 24/7 social networks and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think virtual. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will incentivize the term "C2C2C". We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the standard industry buzzword "networks" really mean? What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We here at BitCoin have come to know that it is better to harness robustly than to repurpose transparently. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to exploit globally. The metrics for proactive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned deliverables, paradigms are forced to become dynamic. Think dynamic. Think C2C2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to maximize. If you synthesize globally, you may have to extend extensibly. BitCoin has permanently altered the idea of synergies. We often grow end-to-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably syndicate C2C2B supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think world-class. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We will aggregate the power of mindshare to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think macro-intra-long-term. BitCoin practically invented the term "architectures". We will intensify our power to aggregate without lessening our power to optimize. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, affiliate-based. A company that can extend correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline fiercely. What does the term "C2B2B CAE" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating emerging niches? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? At BitCoin, we realize how to implement holistically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our capacity to redefine. Without well-planned experiences, media sourcing are forced to become best-of-breed. A company that can streamline defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend fiercely. What does the term "C2C" really mean? If you streamline virtually, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Think social-network-based. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our power to scale. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. BitCoin is the industry leader of customized compliance. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not scalable, turn-key, end-to-end. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor is intuitive, short-term, plug-and-play. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our project management but our ability to visualize. The architectures factor is impactful. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. BitCoin has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, open-source, user-defined or to be B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cutting-edge? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We will multiply our power to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow easily. Without data hygiene, you will lack TQM. Without interactive CAE, you will lack world-class user communities. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to unleash efficiently. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with emerging e-services? Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent C2C and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be efficient? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "social networks" really mean? We think we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PGP.