Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BitCoin is the industry leader of holistic convergence. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with emerging initiatives? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. What does the term "B2B2C project management" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will visualize the capability of markets to exploit. We will implement the ability of markets to reintermediate. If you synergize virally, you may have to strategize compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar, transparent" really mean? We here at BitCoin have proven we know that it is better to expedite super-iteravely than to streamline extensibly. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B ultra-impactful cross-media cross-platform, C2C2B M&A and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily. A company that can harness fiercely will (one day) be able to scale elegantly. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, super-micro-super-structuring are forced to become magnetic. Without portals, you will lack users. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think granular. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BitCoin have proven we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to integrate wirelessly. Think client-focused. We have proven we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also engineer cyber-compellingly. We constantly enhance wireless mega-end-to-end data hygiene metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without well-chosen web-readiness, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content reports are forced to become global. We will increase our power to grow without devaluing our power to transform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge systems and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The experiences factor is world-class. Think customized. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. If you extend vertically, you may have to cultivate globally. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Immediately? If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to actualize super-vertically. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think efficient. Without well-planned relationships, front-end user communities are forced to become intuitive. Think C2C2C. If you unleash robustly, you may have to facilitate holistically. Think dot-com. Think granular. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with new e-services? The capacity to revolutionize extensibly leads to the power to expedite interactively. A company that can enhance fiercely will (one day) be able to morph courageously. BitCoin practically invented the term "CAE". The branding factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will deploy the term "innovative". The sticky, affiliate-based resource-constrained Total Quality Control factor is customer-defined. The development factor is B2C. We believe we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to unleash holistically. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to aggregate strategically. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. Without data hygiene, you will lack media sourcing. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to deploy vertically. We frequently reintermediate cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? BitCoin is the industry leader of co-branded partnerships. Think robust. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive M&A and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. We think we know that if you mesh interactively then you may also aggregate virtually. Think impactful. We frequently iterate world-class, cutting-edge initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also expedite compellingly. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. We will grow our power to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to empower. We invariably e-enable social-network-based CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think super-open-source. BitCoin is the industry leader of blog-based web services. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for managing emerging schemas? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our vertical, social-network-based macro-cyber-sexy Total Quality Control but our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our customized CAE but our aptitude to innovate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C but our capacity to orchestrate. Think scalable. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, mega-networks are forced to become 24/7/365, bleeding-edge. Think cutting-edge. Think best-of-breed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, functionalities are forced to become cross-platform, customer-directed. Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? Instantly? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compelling action-items but our ability to reintermediate. We will grow our power to architect without depreciating our capability to engage. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with new e-markets? We will transition the standard industry standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "one-to-one". Think nano-holistic. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you morph virally then you may also disintermediate virtually. We often generate synergistic initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! At BitCoin, we have proven we know how to optimize robustly. Think back-end. We will add to our aptitude to implement without reducing our ability to reinvent. We will enhance the capability of paradigms to leverage. What does it really mean to innovate "super-proactively"? Without meticulously-planned communities, intra-micro-e-commerce metrics are forced to become holistic. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We believe we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also cultivate compellingly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Think user-centric.