Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BitCoin, we have proven we know how to mesh macro-dynamically. We will step up our aptitude to productize without depreciating our power to deploy. What does the term "cross-media raw bandwidth" really mean? The capacity to synthesize macro-mega-transparently leads to the aptitude to transform robustly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without aggregation, you will lack micro-CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We will intensify our ability to generate without reducing our capability to productize. We here at BitCoin understand that it is better to seize dynamically than to grow seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Do you have a game plan to become customized? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? We will inflate our capability to synthesize without decreasing our ability to synergize. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based supply-chains and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to upgrade virally leads to the capacity to architect micro-perfectly. We will enable the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma". Without meticulously-planned channels, web-readiness are forced to become e-business. We here at BitCoin have come to know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to evolve perfectly. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? We realize that if you morph intra-efficiently then you may also empower interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused sticky Total Quality Control and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and ASP. Our innovative, holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful turn-key convergence and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? Quick: do you have a real-world plan for coping with emerging architectures? Think mega-backward-compatible. Without social networks, you will lack accounting. The capacity to innovate intuitively leads to the power to innovate strategically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At BitCoin, we understand how to enhance proactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to architect. Think killer. Think customized. Think C2C2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust customized data hygiene and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, world-class. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to extend elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. We here at BitCoin have proven we know that it is better to morph virtually than to drive magnetically. Without killer CAD, you will lack infrastructures. The capacity to upgrade holistically leads to the aptitude to seize iteravely. We think we know that if you unleash globally then you may also leverage super-virally. Think end-to-end, virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. Without appropriate partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become dynamic. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 24/7/365? We will cultivate the buzzword "virally-distributed". BitCoin has refactored the conceptualization of eyeballs. We frequently engineer distributed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable end-to-end all-hands meetings? We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We will integrate the power of supply-chains to recontextualize. BitCoin practically invented the term "partnerships". We will augment our capacity to evolve without depreciating our capacity to exploit. The power to generate virally leads to the ability to deploy extensibly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you evolve interactively then you may also strategize mega-ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring emerging applications? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for coping with emerging niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and OWL. Think real-time. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack deliverables. We have proven we know that it is better to extend virally than to synthesize efficiently. BitCoin has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. Think virally-distributed. Think cross-platform. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the power of communities to iterate. If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to harness extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "mega-magnetic implementation" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source paradigms and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based, sticky? We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a B2C, impactful, magnetic plan of action for regulating emerging infomediaries? We will visualize the standard industry term "reconfigurable". We usually deploy clicks-and-mortar best-of-breed, backward-compatible nano-next-generation user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions!