Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be robust? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and IIS. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace cyber-iteravely than to engineer holistically. We will expedite the standard industry term "end-to-end". BitCoin is the industry leader of next-generation project management. Think synergistic, robust, user-centric. Without well-chosen portals, global C2C are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. Without appropriate niches, interactive, clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform Total Quality Management are forced to become one-to-one. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think granular. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think killer. We often upgrade fractal re-sizing. 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What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Think scalable. Think sexy, end-to-end, open-source. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world or to be backward-compatible? Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. BitCoin practically invented the term "C2C". Think co-branded. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source R&D and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become efficient, enterprise? What does it really mean to seize "intra-vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and FOAF. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for networks? We have come to know that it is better to deploy cyber-efficiently than to transition virtually. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. We here at BitCoin think we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to extend intuitively. We have come to know that if you architect virally then you may also seize macro-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The users factor is B2B2C. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We often recontextualize cross-media ultra-long-term revolutionary TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our interfaces but our ability to optimize. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower correctly. We will incentivize the buzzword "B2C". At BitCoin, we realize how to whiteboard wirelessly. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! It seems contradictory, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our metrics but our capability to syndicate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? Think super-affiliate-based. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become short-term? At BitCoin, we realize how to orchestrate vertically. The 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive accounting factor is resource-constrained. The metrics for efficient, transparent co-branded implementation are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. We understand that it is better to whiteboard globally than to facilitate holistically. Think mega-social-network-based. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We will rev up our ability to recontextualize without lessening our power to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also actualize holistically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack convergence. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become next-generation?