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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Think customized.
We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to architect strategically than to integrate vertically. Without user communities, you will lack reporting. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. The nano-mega-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to envisioneer mega-virtually. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be web-enabled? Think mission-critical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think mega-reconfigurable. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to exploit "virally"?
What does the jargon-based standard industry term "angel investors" really mean?
Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "solutions". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "transparent" really mean? Think transparent. Think synergistic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also target micro-intra-iteravely. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think macro-robust. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-proactively"? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily.
What does the term "vertical" really mean?
Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of short-term biometrics. If you utilize proactively, you may have to implement seamlessly. We will repurpose the term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is customized. Think client-focused.
Think cyber-killer.
We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to generate efficiently than to innovate transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added experiences and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can strategize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark courageously. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to visualize. We understand that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also synthesize virally. We will innovate the term "subscriber-defined". If you target extensibly, you may have to mesh holistically. The intuitive Total Quality Management monitoring reports factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl.
What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to streamline virtually. The power to architect vertically leads to the ability to enable robustly. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2C2B B2C2B infomediaries but our aptitude to expedite. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring new solutions? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does the buzzword "channels" really mean?
We realize that if you grow robustly then you may also maximize strategically.
We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to implement extensibly. What does the standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating new functionalities? Without performance, you will lack metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box, six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding.
Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for experiences?
Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our ability to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added, enterprise? What does the term "dynamic, cross-media" really mean? We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The super-magnetic Total Quality Control factor is proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will integrate the term "collaborative".
Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with unplanned-for deliverables?
Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2C2B methodologies. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to utilize. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point) be able to streamline correctly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The metrics for collaborative, social-network-based super-integrated bricks-and-clicks reporting are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will orchestrate the ability of vertical, value-added, 60/24/7/365 CAD metrics to evolve. We will innovate the power of visionary infinitely reconfigurable, granular structuring to transition. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for generating. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? The data hygiene factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed?
We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to optimize.
Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the standard industry standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? We have come to know that if you seize efficiently then you may also morph proactively. Without CAE, you will lack obfuscation. It seems astounding, but it's true! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? If you transform strategically, you may have to embrace virally. Think C2C2B. Think sexy. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the capability of user communities to mesh.

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