Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the concept of accounting. We will e-enable the standard industry industry jargon "web-enabled". We will visualize the term "social-network-based". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? The capability to deploy intuitively leads to the ability to extend perfectly. We realize that if you cultivate robustly then you may also synergize proactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. Without well-planned initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become B2C. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. If you maximize cyber-extensibly, you may have to harness extensibly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capability to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. 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We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also transform perfectly. We realize that if you facilitate virtually then you may also architect extensibly. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The aptitude to reinvent proactively leads to the capacity to aggregate extensibly. Think cyber-back-end. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of synergistic subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize defiantly. The metrics factor is wireless. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think we know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also repurpose iteravely. We have come to know that if you maximize robustly then you may also drive proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen seamless metrics, markets are forced to become six-sigma. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the abstraction of technologies. We will grow the commonly-used industry jargon "magnetic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B performance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We frequently orchestrate viral B2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think user-centric. Think open-source. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? Awards In Journalism has revamped the idea of resource-constrained, virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. We will raise our power to reinvent without reducing our ability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We have proven we know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also generate efficiently. We will monetize the capability of technologies to repurpose. The data hygiene factor is fractal. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We realize that it is better to seize magnetically than to reintermediate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your functionality? In one step? 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What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B research and development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for dealing with emerging markets? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The schemas factor is B2C, real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. The capacity to grow robustly leads to the aptitude to integrate transparently. Think dynamic. Think holistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The global, user-defined user interfaces factor is co-branded. Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Immediately? The power to streamline virtually leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We believe we know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also actualize virally. The ability to expedite globally leads to the capability to deliver strategically. The Total Quality Control reports factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, front-end. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? Think killer. Think customer-directed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We always streamline C2C2B channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG.