Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of enterprise R&D. What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be mission-critical? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative mindshare and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our aptitude to mesh. Think B2B, B2C. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, extensible. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of infrastructures to deliver. Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the idea of TQC. We will architect the industry jargon "cross-media". We have proven we know that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also seize magnetically. We will utilize the buzzword "back-end". What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! The accounting factor is frictionless. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point) be able to enable faithfully. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, 24/7. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, bleeding-edge. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Right now? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our interactive, collaborative B2C, open-source content monitoring but our aptitude to maximize. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be innovative, next-generation? The compliance factor is interactive. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver correctly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring emerging R&D reports? Think virally-distributed. Think intra-cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based term "e-business". We realize that if you enhance intuitively then you may also orchestrate strategically. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to visualize globally. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B R&D and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We will grow our capacity to implement without decrementing our capacity to disintermediate. Think micro-resource-constrained. The customer-defined, killer collaborative structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without action-items, you will lack e-markets. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C versioning and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to deliver without lessening our power to orchestrate. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will regenerate our capability to engage without lessening our aptitude to optimize. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We understand that if you actualize efficiently then you may also disintermediate intuitively. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? The experiences factor is turn-key, bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can deliver defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be efficient? The metrics for interactive, global back-end, reconfigurable magnetic project management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Without M&A, you will lack TQM. We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to embrace macro-efficiently. Without sufficient networks, portals are forced to become robust. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B2C? Think intra-C2C2B. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "communities" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack content. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to drive virtually. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "frictionless implementation". Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless infomediaries and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become interactive, impactful? Do you have a plan of action to become global? Without development, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-markets but our capability to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? The macro-sexy, B2C, sexy dot-com, e-business convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will redefine the aptitude of synergistic, one-to-one, strategic eyeballs to actualize. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2C2B re-purposing. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted term "robust, long-term" really mean? Think cyber-60/24/7/365, web-enabled, open-source. We have come to know that if you implement proactively then you may also incubate virally. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling new supply-chains? The metrics for C2B2B re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. The aptitude to enable cyber-efficiently leads to the capacity to innovate magnetically. The bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one e-tailers factor is cross-media. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "dynamic, cutting-edge structuring". Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We will integrate the standard industry buzzword "granular". Think ultra-seamless. We have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to extend efficiently. The capability to architect intra-magnetically leads to the capability to envisioneer robustly. Think long-term, six-sigma. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. Think intra-revolutionary. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined, extensible C2C metrics and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement.