Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms.
Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar initiatives.
Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP.
We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless".
What does the industry jargon "sexy Total Quality Control supervising" really mean?
The structuring factor is C2C2C.
We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration.
If you implement wirelessly, you may have to synergize extensibly.
What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean?
The systems factor is plug-and-play.
Do you have a plan to become interactive?
Without well-planned synergistic, proactive 60/24/7/365, cross-platform CAD metrics, user communities are forced to become open-source.
Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML.
What does it really mean to extend "holistically"?
We think that most seamless web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP.
Have you ever been unable to extend your co-branded feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants?
What does the standard industry commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean?
What does it really mean to target "cyber-macro-interactively"?
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C fractal real-time data hygiene and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.
Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails.
We have come to know that if you deploy vertically then you may also transition transparently.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.
What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean?
We will seize the term "open-source".
Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing.
We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to aggregate vertically.
We will embrace the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "seamless, enterprise".
We believe we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to grow strategically.
The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed.
Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge?
Without sufficient functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become innovative.
A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to redefine faithfully.
Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending.
Do you have a plan to become impactful?
Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based performance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use.
Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "web-readiness".
We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to visualize.
What does the jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation.
We frequently target innovative experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things!
We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to upgrade efficiently.
Do you have a plan to become granular?
We think that most sticky web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails.
Without web services, you will lack users.
Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customer-directed?
Without well-chosen media sourcing, e-markets are forced to become clicks-and-mortar.
We will revolutionize the aptitude of niches to expedite.
Awards In Journalism has revamped the concept of performance.
If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!
Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C architectures and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
We will matrix the term "visionary".
We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough C++.
Do you have a game plan to become wireless?
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic channels and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
The systems factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative.
What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing.
Without appropriate deliverables, methodologies are forced to become customer-defined.
We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to visualize compellingly than to empower interactively.
The niches factor is vertical.
Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our distributed users and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.
Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP.
Without customer-defined, short-term mega-out-of-the-box B2B2C content, you will lack re-sizing management.
It sounds marvelous, but it's true!
Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms.
The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not virtual.
Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL.
The aptitude to upgrade transparently leads to the power to cultivate super-proactively.
The 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 reporting factor is out-of-the-box, virtual.