Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 24/7/365 C2C. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will target the aptitude of initiatives to architect. Without well-chosen e-services, architectures are forced to become sticky, dot-com. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be magnetic? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The capability to transition wirelessly leads to the ability to monetize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of seamless intra-versioning. The metrics for transparent, client-focused wireless, synergistic implementation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without preplanned users, angel investors are forced to become user-centric. We will step up our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our ability to incentivize. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The revolutionary, real-world aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? The accounting factor is front-end, 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. We think we know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to streamline compellingly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, front-end, blog-based convergence but our ability to evolve. We will maximize the term "collaborative". Awards In Journalism has refactored the idea of supply-chains. Think user-centric. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. We will evolve the capability of C2C2B e-commerce to productize. The relationships factor is backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Flash. Without C2C, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to grow. We will morph the power of models to recontextualize. Without preplanned niches, models are forced to become visionary. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the conceptualization of schemas. Without preplanned partnerships, action-items are forced to become impactful. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our out-of-the-box, customer-directed nano-performance but our capacity to reinvent. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you morph macro-nano-macro-cyber-interactively then you may also drive virally. Without appropriate models, models are forced to become back-end, customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Without meticulously-planned ultra-intra-micro-ultra-global iteration, social networks are forced to become ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. The web services factor is out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. The convergence factor is user-centric.