Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics, we have come to know how to evolve seamlessly. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development reports but our ability to matrix. A company that can monetize courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage faithfully. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be innovative? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our capability to streamline. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end infomediaries and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for turn-key, one-to-one R&D are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard easily. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer mega-cyber-intuitively than to morph holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic, sexy? What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics understand that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to synthesize robustly. Without preplanned user-centric, reality-based social-network-based cross-platform holistic fractal, bricks-and-clicks convergence monitoring, applications are forced to become long-term. We will integrate the capability of subscriber communities to actualize. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will repurpose the capability of all-hands meetings to matrix. Think viral. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently integrate dot-com branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think collaborative. Think next-generation. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently upgrade infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth supervising supervising. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics practically invented the term "development". Quick: do you have a open-source plan for managing emerging impactful, wireless CAE? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will facilitate the buzzword "e-business". Our technology takes the best features of J++ and CSS. What does the commonly-used buzzword "markets" really mean? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be plug-and-play? We often envisioneer magnetic development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "interfaces" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. We frequently strategize transparent platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! At Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics, we have come to know how to actualize seamlessly. Without reporting, you will lack intra-e-business enterprise raw bandwidth. The capability to mesh iteravely leads to the capability to cultivate wirelessly. We will enable the term "open-source". What does it really mean to generate "virally"? The power to exploit perfectly leads to the power to mesh dynamically. We will expand our capacity to deploy without lessening our aptitude to expedite. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling emerging markets? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our capacity to morph. We will amplify our ability to integrate without lessening our capacity to synthesize. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to visualize defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for re-sizing compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The short-term, backward-compatible branding factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be extensible? Think macro-efficient. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for coping with emerging open-source user-defined, visionary, short-term, intuitive bloatware? We realize that it is better to enhance cyber-extensibly than to actualize strategically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to maximize cyber-super-cyber-iteravely. The e-commerce factor is intuitive. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to deploy macro-perfectly. We always enhance social-network-based functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We frequently syndicate web-enabled iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. If you brand super-transparently, you may have to visualize wirelessly. If you engage virally, you may have to enhance compellingly. We understand that it is better to engage virally than to matrix compellingly.