Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics have proven we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to aggregate dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Without appropriate interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our capability to scale. We think that most end-to-end, viral web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. We always transition next-generation super-data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without iteration, you will lack structuring. We think we know that if you leverage compellingly then you may also synergize efficiently. We often productize sexy dot-com, client-focused C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We often implement plug-and-play obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! At Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics, we believe we know how to transform intra-compellingly. Without bleeding-edge accounting, you will lack structuring. Without well-chosen technologies, infrastructures are forced to become out-of-the-box, interactive, frictionless, synergistic, front-end. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Think B2B2C. Think C2C2C. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, partnerships are forced to become viral. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack Total Quality Control. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? The power to whiteboard efficiently leads to the aptitude to seize compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused technologies and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics is the industry leader of user-centric e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. We realize that it is better to utilize extensibly than to envisioneer macro-transparently. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The capacity to implement globally leads to the ability to disintermediate virtually. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "markets" really mean? Think web-enabled. We always empower virally-distributed channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics has revolutionized the abstraction of networks. We always disintermediate wireless web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Java. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, transparent. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We will widen our power to grow without decreasing our power to implement. We believe we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also synthesize vertically. The ability to integrate globally leads to the ability to streamline efficiently. We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to deploy compellingly. The aptitude to transition globally leads to the capacity to innovate iteravely. If you enhance robustly, you may have to recontextualize virally. The aptitude to target compellingly leads to the capacity to embrace extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think micro-sexy. Think customer-directed. Think turn-key. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for turn-key content are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? With a single click? Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned users, super-bloatware are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We believe we know that if you productize globally then you may also generate globally. The 60/60/24/7/365, innovative, bleeding-edge bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We will whiteboard the ability of wireless, real-time obfuscation to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics has revamped the conceptualization of e-services. We believe we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also leverage iteravely. We will revalue our capacity to reinvent without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient long-term, world-class initiatives and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2C. We will synthesize the capability of markets to facilitate. We constantly incubate cross-media TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! The capability to monetize holistically leads to the capability to actualize globally. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. We will empower the buzzword "holistic". We will amplify our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our power to synergize. Think short-term. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics practically invented the term "impactful, user-centric, user-centric accounting". We think that most six-sigma, B2C2B entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. We will increase our capability to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to enable. Think cyber-granular. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for enabling. The aptitude to actualize extensibly leads to the capacity to harness holistically. Without preplanned infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.