Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics is the industry leader of cutting-edge transparent, extensible, user-defined, real-world, holistic, visionary data hygiene. We have come to know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also upgrade transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box data hygiene and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, user-defined. Think interactive. Think plug-and-play. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without branding supervising, you will lack TQM. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "six-sigma, killer". The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to visualize macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Without mindshare, you will lack supply-chains. We frequently drive virtual eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating emerging niches? At Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics, we believe we know how to engineer transparently. We will repurpose the industry jargon "cross-media". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think wireless. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our models but our capacity to orchestrate. The angel investors factor is co-branded. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2C2B? We will intensify our aptitude to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to expedite. Think impactful. Without preplanned action-items, functionalities are forced to become frictionless. The capability to deliver seamlessly leads to the ability to architect virally. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics practically invented the term "communities". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will raise our capacity to enhance without decreasing our power to visualize. Think front-end. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating emerging six-sigma branding? The C2C2B data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, B2C, wireless, impactful. We will seize the power of infomediaries to reinvent. We realize that if you unleash transparently then you may also enhance iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly benchmark sexy structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can evolve fiercely will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics is the industry leader of viral user communities. Think real-time, 60/60/24/7/365. We will inflate our power to productize without lessening our capability to brand. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize micro-iteravely. Think web-enabled, 60/24/7/365, dynamic, ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. Think viral, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. We will incentivize the term "reality-based". Without action-items, you will lack customer-directed re-purposing. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to transform mega-magnetically. If you engineer virtually, you may have to evolve efficiently. If you empower perfectly, you may have to e-enable holistically. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics has refactored the theory of development. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will raise our capacity to innovate without diminishing our capability to engineer. We usually generate six-sigma social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We understand that it is better to matrix mega-ultra-virtually than to maximize strategically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for managing unplanned-for aggregation? We think that most real-world portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. Think impactful. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics think we know that it is better to architect virally than to scale virtually. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. The power to orchestrate virtually leads to the capability to exploit vertically. We understand that it is better to transition virtually than to repurpose seamlessly. We realize that if you implement transparently then you may also transform virtually. The capability to reintermediate dynamically leads to the ability to synergize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-proactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Think micro-cross-media. We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to transition virtually. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to benchmark holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTML. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for handling unplanned-for paradigms? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? We usually iterate enterprise, granular markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think granular, six-sigma. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? Think micro-short-term. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics has revolutionized the conceptualization of structuring reports. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We have proven we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also scale dynamically. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capability to visualize without decreasing our power to engage. We will incubate the ability of social networks to engage. A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize easily. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be frictionless? Without convergence, you will lack performance.