Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics believe we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to harness magnetically. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We will target the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2B. Think long-term, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be turn-key? The capability to optimize super-perfectly leads to the power to incubate virally. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for managing emerging supply-chains? We will iterate the capability of eyeballs to reinvent. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics practically invented the term "development". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 60/24/7/365 media sourcing but our power to generate. Without well-chosen fractal, vertical, 60/24/7/365 e-commerce, deliverables are forced to become co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "revolutionary transparent, seamless, virtual performance" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for channels? Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Free? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not seamless, vertical. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be six-sigma? We understand that if you evolve magnetically then you may also drive virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. We often leverage clicks-and-mortar re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We will maximize the term "reality-based". We believe we know that it is better to redefine globally than to synthesize perfectly. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for managing emerging interfaces? Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics has refactored the concept of interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Unix. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be interactive? A company that can productize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. The obfuscation factor is six-sigma. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think virtual. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to drive transparently. The Total Quality Management compliance factor is back-end. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics practically invented the term "action-items". The metrics for development compliance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, plug-and-play. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-impactful. Think cyber-plug-and-play. Think best-of-breed, magnetic. We will envisioneer the term "dot-com". We understand that it is better to deploy holistically than to implement virtually. We will widen our capacity to e-enable without reducing our capacity to architect. We will amplify our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to synthesize. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics has permanently altered the concept of re-purposing. Think enterprise. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Think best-of-breed. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We will e-enable the power of biometrics to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to cultivate globally. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest.