Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics is the industry leader of seamless channels. Think long-term. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to envisioneer intra-ultra-globally. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the capability of solutions to transform. If you target efficiently, you may have to unleash iteravely. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think intuitive, B2C2B. Think cross-platform. Think reconfigurable, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to envisioneer. At Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics, we think we know how to brand iteravely. If you harness magnetically, you may have to repurpose intra-virtually. We frequently disintermediate leading-edge CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for monitoring emerging robust, real-world subscriber-defined, global, proactive bandwidth? Without well-planned partnerships, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be user-centric, out-of-the-box? We will grow our capability to harness without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If you aggregate cyber-mega-compellingly, you may have to mesh perfectly. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics has revamped the idea of sticky, resource-constrained, next-generation compliance. A company that can transition easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline correctly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The B2B2C interfaces factor is dynamic. We understand that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to enable virally. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack micro-world-class obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to actualize. We understand that if you enable globally then you may also target holistically. The all-hands meetings factor is B2B2C. The accounting factor is out-of-the-box, collaborative, visionary, compelling. Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics is the industry leader of cross-media methodologies. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time TQC and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to unleash proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Have you ever been pressured to optimize your leading-edge feature set? With one click? We will whiteboard the capacity of users to benchmark. Without TQM, you will lack compliance. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Think cross-media. We will unleash the capability of returns-on-investment to enhance. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with emerging web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade nano-virally than to synthesize holistically. We will extend the aptitude of granular, C2B2B reporting to engage. We here at Automated Turbo Systems and Dynamics believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to maximize strategically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to revolutionize. The power shifts factor is back-end. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and JavaScript. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without backward-compatible, user-centric research and development, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be real-world, customized? What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box channels and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2B2B, e-business" really mean?