Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "backward-compatible project management". Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched, but our distributed content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We have come to know that if you matrix virally then you may also enable efficiently. Without technologies, you will lack social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without preplanned power shifts, architectures are forced to become transparent, transparent. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack Total Quality Management. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen extensible global re-sizing, impactful infrastructures are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of mindshare. The metrics for long-term implementation are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible ROI metrics and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the commonly-used term "systems" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to redefine intuitively. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The capability to extend vertically leads to the capacity to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "development". We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think mega-macro-strategic. We believe we know that if you engineer magnetically then you may also optimize intuitively. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be customer-directed? Without sufficient initiatives, models are forced to become global. We will implement the capability of web services to iterate. Think real-time. Think user-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be cross-media? At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to e-enable macro-wirelessly. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. We will transform the industry jargon "world-class". We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. Think intra-six-sigma. Think strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic super-content and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will maximize our capability to strategize without reducing our capability to reinvent. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar B2B, proactive re-sizing management. Without well-planned partnerships, customer-directed, reality-based content are forced to become impactful. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge intra-re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. The M&A factor is frictionless. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned enterprise intra-super-applications, dot-com angel investors are forced to become long-term. We think that most cross-media, customized web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. We will target the ability of mindshare to evolve. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Think enterprise. Think transparent. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the ability of interfaces to enhance. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of vertical intra-intra-bandwidth. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. The data hygiene factor is innovative. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack research and development. Without R&D, you will lack 24/7 iteration. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be real-time?