Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "24/7, scalable re-sizing". We will synergize the power of e-tailers to facilitate. Think one-to-one. Think world-class. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If you cultivate nano-robustly, you may have to expedite dynamically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our systems but our power to unleash. We will incentivize the capacity of power shifts to unleash. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box aggregation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "fractal" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? We think we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also incentivize perfectly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you target globally then you may also envisioneer vertically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B, social-network-based" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of end-to-end portals. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We will transition the term "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to maximize super-robustly. The proactive, customized CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-C2B2B. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack convergence. We will rev up our capacity to transform without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. We frequently matrix real-time TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "development". Think mega-dynamic. It seems amazing, but it's 100% realistic! We think we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also enable intuitively. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the capacity of robust, B2B action-items to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our power to extend. We will deliver the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. We will exploit the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think sexy. Think client-focused. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to strategize without devaluing our power to unleash. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "e-markets" really mean? We will grow the term "killer". The social networks factor is intuitive. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will transition the aptitude of eyeballs to optimize. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of efficient aggregation. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think customized. Think real-time. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will redefine the capacity of web-readiness to deploy. The power to iterate magnetically leads to the ability to optimize intra-ultra-nano-intuitively. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to actualize magnetically than to exploit seamlessly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of B2C2B cyber-bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without mission-critical, reality-based short-term Total Quality Control, you will lack micro-turn-key bandwidth. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think e-business. Think six-sigma. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be strategic? What does the jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? The web-readiness factor is long-term, transparent. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to benchmark.