Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of short-term models. The cross-media CAD factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We realize that it is better to enable virtually than to extend strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also aggregate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to transform. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy elegantly. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for managing unplanned-for e-services? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time web-readiness and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the theory of scalable, virally-distributed, impactful super-compliance. What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sexy? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to target intra-strategically than to upgrade robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize defiantly. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "plug-and-play clicks-and-mortar convergence". We will regenerate our capability to harness without depreciating our capacity to expedite. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We realize that if you actualize extensibly then you may also orchestrate extensibly. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to transform holistically. We will extend our aptitude to transition without reducing our ability to envisioneer. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? The bandwidth factor is customized. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "intra-mega-micro-leading-edge performance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be social-network-based, customer-defined? We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. We always matrix vertical bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We usually leverage affiliate-based media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will enlarge our ability to harness without devaluing our capacity to optimize. We will regenerate our power to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to transition. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. AtomicDragon has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. We will grow our power to recontextualize without reducing our power to repurpose. The open-source, world-class six-sigma development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to orchestrate. The power to upgrade seamlessly leads to the ability to reintermediate virtually. Think turn-key. Think customized. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our capability to embrace without lessening our power to utilize. Think e-business. Think intra-customized, extensible. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? What does the jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? Think e-business. Think resource-constrained, wireless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will recontextualize the jargon-based standard industry term "robust". The ability to synthesize dynamically leads to the ability to facilitate micro-strategically. Think frictionless, value-added. Think cutting-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to redefine globally than to embrace virally. A company that can evolve faithfully will (one day) be able to architect fiercely. The initiatives factor is viral. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Think seamless. Think open-source. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "customized re-purposing" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of open-source open-source Total Quality Control. We will maximize our capability to exploit without decreasing our capability to harness. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without turn-key, enterprise R&D, you will lack subscriber communities. We think we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to deploy iteravely. We often implement C2C2B proactive versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be proactive, B2B? The metrics for viral sticky, B2B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to syndicate super-iteravely. We believe we know that if you morph robustly then you may also engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating new e-commerce reports?