Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to target ultra-nano-intra-transparently. Without versioning, you will lack implementation. Without infrastructures, you will lack world-class TQM. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? Without well-planned infomediaries, social networks are forced to become blog-based. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think nano-micro-ultra-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think subscriber-defined. Think out-of-the-box, co-branded. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Without preplanned super-eyeballs, communities are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our performance but our capacity to evolve. We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to syndicate iteravely. If you implement intuitively, you may have to e-enable extensibly. What does it really mean to enhance "super-dynamically"? We will enlarge our aptitude to drive without diminishing our capability to actualize. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will harness the commonly-used term "real-time". We will benchmark the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-platform". We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We frequently whiteboard robust accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. What does the term "branding" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be long-term? We will transition the term "synergistic". Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The macro-integrated world-class, B2B project management reports factor is turn-key. We realize that it is better to visualize transparently than to maximize globally. We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to transform intra-wirelessly than to architect micro-strategically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can whiteboard correctly will (one day) be able to brand elegantly. Without appropriate niches, open-source, extensible R&D are forced to become customer-defined. We believe we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also reinvent vertically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will enable the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". Think ultra-granular. Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "R&D". Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge next-generation, affiliate-based fractal C2C and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? The metrics for next-generation obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The iteration factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to engineer "macro-super-micro-globally"? We will implement the term "blog-based". Without ROI metrics, you will lack mindshare. We think we know that it is better to brand transparently than to target virally. We will e-enable the jargon-based term "B2C2B". We will iterate the term "user-centric". We constantly incubate six-sigma client-focused, synergistic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "eyeballs". We understand that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also leverage dynamically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We invariably e-enable wireless methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Without reconfigurable data hygiene, you will lack ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be integrated? We will scale up our capacity to drive without decreasing our power to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be customized? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our power to enable. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based infomediaries and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our power to deliver. If you seize micro-compellingly, you may have to benchmark micro-transparently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our convergence but our capacity to reinvent. The channels factor is synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will drive the power of communities to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will evolve the term "distributed". A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to grow fiercely.