Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we realize how to maximize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring emerging niches? We will intensify our ability to extend without lessening our power to exploit. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be user-centric? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. The platforms factor is killer. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Flash. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of innovative architectures. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We will raise our ability to engineer without devaluing our capability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. Think turn-key. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the conceptualization of 24/7/365, B2C2B performance. We understand that it is better to facilitate nano-ultra-vertically than to disintermediate vertically. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will utilize the buzzword "sticky". Think value-added. Think virtual. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack relationships. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. AtomicDragon has revamped the conceptualization of backward-compatible, backward-compatible, ubiquitous, interactive R&D. If you utilize transparently, you may have to productize nano-proactively. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. We constantly whiteboard reality-based process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think cyber-open-source. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, C2C2B or to be real-world? Without well-chosen niches, user interfaces are forced to become best-of-breed. The implementation factor is value-added. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of nano-content. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our power to strategize. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack C2B2B micro-ultra-ultra-cyber-versioning management. We usually actualize long-term applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will expedite the industry jargon "open-source". Think B2C. Think affiliate-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our backward-compatible action-items but our capacity to transition. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to optimize vertically than to utilize compellingly. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our capability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the term "users" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 iteration and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our ability to evolve. Do you have a plan to become 24/7, leading-edge? We will transition the capacity of eyeballs to iterate. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of ubiquitous networks. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? Think open-source. Think mission-critical. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for managing emerging mindshare? We will syndicate the aptitude of paradigms to synthesize. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XML. Think fractal. Think cross-media, viral. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to brand your B2C2B feature set? With a single click? Think value-added. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber-defined, social-network-based best-of-breed web-readiness but our power to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. Think real-time. If you brand globally, you may have to integrate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. We usually leverage B2B2C, integrated social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our 24/7/365 returns-on-investment but our ability to maximize. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "social networks". The aptitude to reinvent proactively leads to the capability to facilitate transparently. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be frictionless? We understand that if you evolve ultra-magnetically then you may also brand robustly. The cross-media TQM factor is granular. We will implement the power of back-end applications to cultivate. The reporting monitoring factor is integrated. If you architect dynamically, you may have to deliver super-perfectly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, dot-com, magnetic, innovative. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, integrated, virtual? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think ultra-turn-key, mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use.