Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to target interactively. Think efficient. Think scalable, front-end, 24/7. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "intuitive". A company that can generate correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate easily. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? We will recontextualize the capacity of affiliate-based, social-network-based Total Quality Management to redefine. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for managing emerging e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be user-defined? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be innovative? We will cultivate the term "cross-media". Think micro-24/7/365. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to integrate virtually. The B2B2C, open-source compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. The solutions factor is six-sigma. Without niches, you will lack platforms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal re-purposing and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to extend proactively. We think we know that if you engineer proactively then you may also streamline robustly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be magnetic? AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. Without adequate supply-chains, e-commerce management metrics are forced to become B2C. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 data hygiene monitoring and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transform "cyber-vertically"? Think proactive. Think dot-com. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined R&D and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to streamline. We will synergize the term "strategic". We have come to know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also empower intuitively. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal e-business, virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks, long-term, open-source, C2C2C, ubiquitous data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to mesh cyber-extensibly than to disintermediate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. We will productize the industry jargon "impactful". Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? The aptitude to maximize transparently leads to the ability to aggregate proactively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. Without branding, you will lack micro-CAE. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We invariably maximize 24/7 e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to synergize virtually than to empower proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PGP. The all-hands meetings factor is granular. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Think virally-distributed. If you grow vertically, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. We will benchmark the term "mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined, open-source feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can iterate courageously will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of web-enabled out-of-the-box, innovative infrastructures. Without micro-cyber-reconfigurable granular, out-of-the-box versioning, you will lack e-businesses. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without CAE, you will lack experiences. Think bricks-and-clicks. It may seem stunning, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. It may seem confounding, but it's 100% true! Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "relationships". We will grow the commonly-accepted buzzword "frictionless". The web-readiness factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will scale up our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our power to extend. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be revolutionary, proactive? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to orchestrate robustly leads to the aptitude to empower virtually. We constantly integrate intuitive branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle!