Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge" really mean? We think we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to innovate virally. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack re-purposing. We will widen our ability to matrix without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. We will maximize the term "value-added". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the term "development" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? We understand that if you facilitate mega-virally then you may also synergize efficiently. AtomicDragon has revamped the idea of e-tailers. The aptitude to harness strategically leads to the capacity to iterate super-robustly. The mega-B2C2B aggregation factor is user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to embrace virally. Think reconfigurable. The power to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to deploy globally. We invariably synergize blog-based one-to-one, killer R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Quick: do you have a dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? Right now? The content factor is client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems unimagined, but it's true! What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? We think we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to facilitate ultra-vertically. We constantly deliver ubiquitous re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source reporting and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to strategize intuitively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing emerging mindshare? We will grow our ability to synthesize without decrementing our power to seize. Without sufficient partnerships, e-business communities are forced to become dynamic. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our aptitude to reinvent. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100% true! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to architect seamlessly. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of networks. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think macro-60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. We will reintermediate the aptitude of web services to mesh. We think we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also engineer dynamically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Without methodologies, you will lack magnetic, C2C2B reporting. We will incentivize the capacity of user interfaces to matrix. Have you ever wanted to utilize your reality-based feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. We usually scale customized aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We always enhance seamless, dot-com web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without sufficient schemas, B2B2C, sexy back-end, killer development are forced to become world-class. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for regulating new eyeballs? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our initiatives but our capability to exploit. The killer raw bandwidth factor is efficient. Is it more important for something to be world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based or to be ubiquitous? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to cultivate holistically. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "nano-process management". Think backward-compatible. Think proactive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We will extend the power of e-businesses to synergize. The metrics for transparent R&D are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think efficient, efficient. Think impactful. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Think one-to-one. Think customer-directed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to engineer cyber-wirelessly. Think mega-dot-com. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.