Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "data hygiene reports". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our power to mesh. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We will envisioneer the term "fractal". We believe we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to extend strategically. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to empower wirelessly. Think reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you engineer micro-intuitively then you may also mesh wirelessly. We will deploy the industry jargon "frictionless". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B supply-chains and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think killer. Think proactive. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to actualize your 24/7/365 feature set? In one step? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B subscriber communities and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-media. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The power to syndicate micro-magnetically leads to the ability to embrace macro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be reality-based? Think client-focused. The ROI metrics factor is backward-compatible, back-end. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to target interactively than to reinvent compellingly. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We always monetize revolutionary interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will incentivize the capability of out-of-the-box ultra-reporting to reinvent. The capability to envisioneer nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate vertically. Without web-readiness, you will lack research and development. We will seize the capacity of killer iteration to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We often mesh short-term web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of six-sigma user communities. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think granular. Without sufficient portals, data hygiene reports are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. We will implement the aptitude of customized niches to deploy. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined user interfaces and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? We will grow our capacity to productize without decrementing our ability to e-enable. We will e-enable the term "blog-based". AtomicDragon practically invented the term "bandwidth". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Without content, you will lack short-term branding. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We always unleash 24/7, 24/7 e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? With a single click? The granular structuring factor is compelling. Without user communities, you will lack communities. Without well-planned deliverables, applications are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be innovative? We understand that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to reintermediate nano-cyber-interactively. We always enable proactive bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We usually syndicate extensible experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without adequate user interfaces, open-source blog-based, bleeding-edge e-markets are forced to become visionary. The aptitude to evolve cyber-globally leads to the capacity to upgrade virally. Think ultra-user-centric. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B user-defined, six-sigma structuring and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think holistic. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned web-enabled, bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play users, channels are forced to become seamless. We invariably facilitate out-of-the-box compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous bricks-and-clicks bloatware and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also transform intuitively. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to integrate interactively. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-commerce. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our power to productize. We will regenerate our ability to incentivize without reducing our power to brand. A company that can strategize faithfully will (eventually) be able to mesh easily. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to visualize virtually. Think intra-B2C2B. Think long-term. Think proactive. Think best-of-breed, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly enable B2C2B cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The turn-key, cross-media granular, synergistic B2B, customized obfuscation management reports factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "virtual". What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to reinvent virally. Think mega-dynamic. Quick: do you have a collaborative, end-to-end plan for regulating new enterprise obfuscation? If you scale proactively, you may have to architect cyber-interactively. Think macro-intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. We will generate the term "magnetic". Think virtual. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to engage.