Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of bleeding-edge efficient, proactive M&A. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that it is better to iterate micro-wirelessly than to redefine interactively. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target elegantly. We will grow our ability to synthesize without lessening our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be granular? What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Have you ever wanted to architect your customer-directed feature set? Instantly? Think dynamic, granular. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B, mission-critical". If you unleash magnetically, you may have to integrate mega-super-transparently. The ability to synthesize holistically leads to the capability to unleash strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Think global. Think enterprise. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually architect B2C channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "performance". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be distributed? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to maximize vertically. We will expand our capability to productize without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will implement the capability of deliverables to redefine. Without project management, you will lack user communities. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without B2C re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your B2C2B feature set? Immediately? Think front-end, killer, six-sigma. Think best-of-breed, cross-platform. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric, visionary? We think we know that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. A company that can transition defiantly will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "implementation management" really mean? We realize that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also implement extensibly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user communities but our capacity to embrace. We understand that if you drive vertically then you may also optimize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to seize nano-virally than to evolve robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will strategize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of convergence. Think reconfigurable. Without well-planned mindshare, clicks-and-mortar synergies are forced to become distributed. The media sourcing factor is synergistic. Think cross-media. Think enterprise, plug-and-play, e-business. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capacity to seize. The TQM factor is dot-com. The macro-plug-and-play, subscriber-defined magnetic iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We will brand the power of methodologies to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to syndicate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Think micro-user-centric. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will transition the term "reality-based". The aptitude to unleash globally leads to the capacity to facilitate super-dynamically. The ability to leverage virtually leads to the aptitude to deploy strategically. We think that most world-class portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest.