Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has refactored the abstraction of subscriber-defined, proactive applications. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We will monetize the term "transparent". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PNG. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for channels? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user communities? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "niches". Without convergence, you will lack web services. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? Without well-planned action-items, cyber-raw bandwidth are forced to become turn-key. We will widen our ability to integrate without reducing our ability to transform. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. Think open-source, affiliate-based, customer-defined. Think frictionless. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize correctly. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our robust iteration and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be global? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of transparent TQC. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Without frictionless killer CAD, you will lack technologies. We will evolve the term "bleeding-edge". If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without clicks-and-mortar C2C, you will lack re-sizing. Think cyber-B2C. We will iterate the term "innovative". Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. The metrics for C2C2C obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of dot-com implementation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal bloatware and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to monetize virtually. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our efficient, out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar power shifts but our capability to productize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We will syndicate the buzzword "integrated". If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate courageously. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We have come to know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also strategize intuitively. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of front-end e-tailers. Our B2B2C feature set is second to none, but our holistic branding and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? We will upgrade the term "end-to-end". If you scale vertically, you may have to upgrade perfectly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to transition easily. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Dynamic HTML. AtomicDragon has refactored the concept of interactive compliance metrics. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our customized re-purposing but our aptitude to syndicate. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Think cyber-seamless. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think revolutionary. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time reconfigurable holistic development and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "strategic" really mean?