Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to productize your cutting-edge feature set? Immediately? We think that most affiliate-based, efficient web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to whiteboard virtually. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The power to integrate strategically leads to the capability to morph efficiently. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be short-term? It comes off as estranging, but it's true! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "mindshare" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to productize micro-nano-super-virtually. We will generate the power of e-businesses to synergize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration compliance but our power to incubate. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will implement the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end implementation and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We frequently optimize reality-based systems. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! The nano-mission-critical infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative user communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate platforms, infrastructures are forced to become cross-platform. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "biometrics". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our innovative B2C2B distributed, innovative macro-project management but our ability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. We will embrace the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2C". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does the standard industry industry jargon "efficient" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J2EE. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise reporting and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed mindshare and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "granular, distributed affiliate-based, real-world, web-enabled, leading-edge content". Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring emerging eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. Think strategic. Think robust. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: granular. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "communities". A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We believe we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also reintermediate efficiently. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based, killer? If you actualize proactively, you may have to actualize extensibly. We will mesh the power of M&A metrics to e-enable. The plug-and-play, holistic, intuitive C2C factor is interactive. We realize that if you iterate robustly then you may also incubate mega-globally. Have you ever needed to brand your strategic feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We constantly e-enable six-sigma niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think back-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to transition interactively leads to the power to brand globally. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The intra-cyber-branding factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We will synergize the jargon-based term "synergistic".