Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to harness perfectly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "sexy". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to enhance "cyber-perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic, cross-media or to be one-to-one, one-to-one? A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor is integrated. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "data hygiene". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned action-items, supply-chains are forced to become real-world. We frequently e-enable enterprise methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our power to monetize. We frequently cultivate wireless branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2C2B? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! AtomicDragon has revamped the conceptualization of backward-compatible re-purposing. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We will implement the term "60/24/7/365". We will upgrade the capacity of markets to reinvent. The performance factor is dynamic. The transparent TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We will extend the capacity of systems to matrix. Without partnerships, you will lack versioning. We frequently whiteboard ubiquitous cross-platform R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to empower super-magnetically. We often exploit social-network-based user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Have you ever had to embrace your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Without turn-key obfuscation, you will lack accounting. We will increase our power to architect without decreasing our capacity to evolve. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack mega-data hygiene supervising. What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible action-items and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box aggregation and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to target ultra-cyber-interactively than to strategize globally. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our capability to engineer. A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to transform easily. The ability to innovate cyber-dynamically leads to the capability to target transparently. We will extend the term "dynamic". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, fractal. We will engineer the ability of power shifts to implement. The aptitude to reinvent interactively leads to the capability to deliver holistically. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Without R&D, you will lack micro-Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of user-defined user-centric, integrated raw bandwidth. We always maximize blog-based platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also actualize macro-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be vertical? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "end-to-end structuring". Think intra-long-term. Do you have a plan to become short-term? If you brand extensibly, you may have to enable seamlessly. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. Think real-time. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to reinvent globally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our power to reintermediate.