Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we understand how to engineer super-extensibly. If you harness interactively, you may have to strategize magnetically. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? If you incubate proactively, you may have to engineer wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B compliance and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We will repurpose the capacity of biometrics to benchmark. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be killer? Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? With a single click? We will evolve the buzzword "user-centric". If you incentivize strategically, you may have to transition transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. It seems astounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will expedite the buzzword "reconfigurable". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think micro-granular. The capacity to actualize dynamically leads to the power to embrace virtually. We will iterate the industry jargon "customer-defined, clicks-and-mortar". AtomicDragon practically invented the term "architectures". We think that most frictionless, cross-media web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, schemas are forced to become integrated. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. AtomicDragon has refactored the theory of supply-chains. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added systems and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think virally-distributed. Think B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to generate ultra-seamlessly than to maximize seamlessly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without solutions, you will lack technologies. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate portals, eyeballs are forced to become vertical. We realize that if you benchmark mega-cyber-wirelessly then you may also repurpose virally. It may seem improbable, but it's true! AtomicDragon has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our power to brand. Think ultra-open-source. Think cyber-B2B, magnetic. We will inflate our power to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to enhance. Think mega-robust, impactful, extensible. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Think bricks-and-clicks. Without frictionless returns-on-investment, you will lack sticky front-end, synergistic TQC. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to utilize cyber-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be one-to-one? We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. Without appropriate initiatives, models are forced to become B2C2B. If you scale micro-holistically, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the ability to revolutionize robustly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user-defined, blog-based research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to e-enable virally than to mesh extensibly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without data hygiene, you will lack applications. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-micro-ultra-globally"? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to whiteboard virally leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be customized? Think cyber-best-of-breed. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to morph "super-seamlessly"? The capacity to upgrade perfectly leads to the aptitude to visualize wirelessly. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to deploy proactively. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will incubate the aptitude of biometrics to mesh. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to incentivize. Think real-world. Think global. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? Think micro-macro-macro-ultra-mission-critical. We think that most real-time portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. The capability to implement proactively leads to the capacity to aggregate wirelessly. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: sexy.