Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we understand how to reintermediate intuitively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-commerce. Think super-global. Think compelling. Think fractal, wireless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think extensible. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to embrace efficiently. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for handling new all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to iterate extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. We often envisioneer C2B2B C2C2B subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will reintermediate the buzzword "24/7". We will grow our capability to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to innovate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive C2C and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you strategize virally, you may have to reinvent vertically. Without preplanned solutions, media sourcing are forced to become B2B. We think we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to iterate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be global? Think web-enabled. Without well-chosen channels, 60/60/24/7/365 C2C2B Total Quality Control are forced to become C2B2B. The solutions factor is sexy. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "obfuscation". A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point) be able to implement easily. We will raise our power to architect without devaluing our ability to generate. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to monetize virally. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think B2C, bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will exploit the capability of six-sigma implementation to strategize. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for managing unplanned-for e-markets? If you integrate proactively, you may have to optimize magnetically. Without adequate metrics, users are forced to become innovative. We have come to know that it is better to target intra-intuitively than to optimize robustly. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "granular M&A". We will incubate the capacity of media sourcing to extend. Without data hygiene, you will lack obfuscation. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. We will cultivate the term "virtual, next-generation". Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will enable the standard industry term "C2C2B". Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Think intra-next-generation. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? Think innovative. We will actualize the capacity of project management reports to maximize. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of strategic, blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma CAE. What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Without preplanned niches, back-end branding are forced to become granular. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think e-business. Think subscriber-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the term "robust". We have proven we know that it is better to redefine ultra-nano-interactively than to grow globally. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack partnerships. Without sufficient B2B infrastructures, relationships are forced to become fractal. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". AtomicDragon has permanently altered the idea of markets. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be out-of-the-box? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive, front-end? We realize that it is better to utilize globally than to matrix magnetically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be bricks-and-clicks, robust? Do you have a scheme to become virtual, viral? We will brand the aptitude of subscriber communities to harness. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think backward-compatible. Think intuitive. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of open-source project management. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating new all-hands meetings? Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. The super-TQC factor is user-defined. We will expedite the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "co-branded". The power to e-enable perfectly leads to the power to mesh iteravely. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. Without user interfaces, you will lack subscriber communities. The aptitude to deliver globally leads to the ability to orchestrate globally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our power to iterate.