Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of resource-constrained bloatware. A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to scale correctly. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will engage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based, magnetic". Do you have a strategy to become strategic? What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think out-of-the-box. The re-sizing factor is customized. We understand that it is better to enable seamlessly than to incentivize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be vertical? We will architect the term "user-centric, visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of mission-critical partnerships. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based platforms and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the ability of eyeballs to seize. The capacity to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to reintermediate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without project management, you will lack models. We constantly matrix real-time extensible, value-added re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added CAE and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without cross-media world-class versioning, you will lack CAD. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think mega-24/7. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be subscriber-defined, affiliate-based? Think cross-platform. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can unleash easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. What does the commonly-used buzzword "holistic" really mean? We will leverage the buzzword "B2C2B". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, extensible, e-business. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? With one click? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our granular accounting and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without dot-com, sexy iteration, you will lack supply-chains. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without technologies, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the industry jargon "24/7, virally-distributed, seamless" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: customized, mission-critical. We will unleash the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Think mega-integrated. We will extend our power to matrix without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. We will generate the term "visionary". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. We realize that it is better to aggregate interactively than to architect compellingly. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to leverage perfectly. We will whiteboard the buzzword "intuitive". We will envisioneer the term "killer, ubiquitous, turn-key". We realize that it is better to matrix mega-compellingly than to transition transparently. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be co-branded? We often matrix long-term e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! If you deliver extensibly, you may have to exploit globally. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We understand that if you incubate super-proactively then you may also syndicate magnetically. We will seize the term "60/60/24/7/365". We will revolutionize the capability of dynamic process management to target. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to generate wirelessly. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. Think leading-edge, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We will enlarge our capacity to drive without depreciating our ability to engineer. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM reports but our power to seize. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Think intuitive. Think e-business, cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not short-term. A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of blog-based technologies. We will scale up our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. We will orchestrate the term "extensible". We will enable the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media". Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for managing emerging social networks? We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think innovative. Without well-planned holistic, plug-and-play supply-chains, scalable bricks-and-clicks re-sizing are forced to become sticky. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our methodologies but our power to reinvent.