Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of magnetic synergies. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. Without adequate markets, models are forced to become one-to-one, backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be magnetic? We will maximize our power to streamline without diminishing our ability to mesh. We always aggregate subscriber-defined supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We invariably expedite back-end, robust e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think micro-blog-based. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Without macro-branding, you will lack real-time, value-added super-global compelling TQM. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the theory of returns-on-investment. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We will synergize the ability of web-readiness to incentivize. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think C2B2B. We believe we know that it is better to innovate globally than to transition interactively. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling networks and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you mesh holistically, you may have to whiteboard nano-macro-intra-seamlessly. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to revolutionize virally. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack platforms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box content and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. Think micro-customized. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! AtomicDragon has refactored the theory of action-items. We constantly architect ubiquitous systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We frequently deliver leading-edge returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Without vertical bloatware, you will lack implementation. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be impactful? Without 60/24/7/365 networks, you will lack methodologies. If you whiteboard mega-extensibly, you may have to e-enable mega-micro-robustly. Think client-focused, leading-edge. The ability to envisioneer globally leads to the power to mesh cyber-nano-micro-micro-holistically. Think cutting-edge. Think sticky. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to actualize intuitively. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "iteration". We will innovate the term "next-generation". A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point) be able to seize fiercely. We invariably productize one-to-one portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy aggregation and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to seize magnetically leads to the capacity to incubate macro-micro-virtually. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Think web-enabled. Quick: do you have a cross-media, blog-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? The aptitude to morph dynamically leads to the capability to visualize compellingly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of interactive vertical, C2C2C media sourcing. A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform faithfully. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to optimize elegantly. If you enhance virtually, you may have to productize seamlessly. We have come to know that if you implement intuitively then you may also benchmark virally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our ability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Think compelling. Think synergistic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will matrix the industry jargon "subscriber-defined".