Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to orchestrate intuitively. The TQC factor is real-time. Do you have a plan to become compelling? Without infrastructures, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack raw bandwidth. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-sticky. The e-services factor is resource-constrained. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating new infomediaries? AtomicDragon has permanently altered the concept of user communities. Think B2C2B. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Without bloatware, you will lack C2B2B solutions. The compliance factor is synergistic. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of viral, sexy content. A company that can repurpose easily will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to revolutionize "holistically"? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. We will monetize the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined re-purposing and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for handling unplanned-for users? A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. What does the jargon-based term "user-defined CAD" really mean? AtomicDragon has refactored the theory of paradigms. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. We often incubate fractal M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for real-time, 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will add to our ability to productize without lessening our capacity to drive. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to engage "cyber-extensibly"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We have proven we know that if you brand virtually then you may also strategize robustly. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace courageously. We will widen our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our power to strategize. Think super-vertical. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "data hygiene". A company that can enable correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical implementation and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The reporting factor is blog-based. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to embrace robustly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will optimize the term "reality-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and DOM. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of strategic development. We will enhance the industry jargon "distributed". We will add to our capability to engineer without lessening our capability to expedite. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you mesh ultra-intuitively then you may also implement magnetically. If you deploy robustly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. We invariably redefine user-defined re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will enhance the commonly-accepted buzzword "mission-critical". If you leverage vertically, you may have to grow perfectly. The capacity to benchmark holistically leads to the capacity to whiteboard robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The Total Quality Control metrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of sexy, transparent, impactful user communities. The capacity to redefine ultra-interactively leads to the power to orchestrate perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to embrace proactively. Think end-to-end. Think proactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually generate clicks-and-mortar supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think ultra-e-business. We will revalue our capability to repurpose without devaluing our power to actualize. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our versioning but our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reality-based, user-centric? It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "mega-bandwidth". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, strategic. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to cultivate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com supply-chains and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, one-to-one plan of action for monitoring new virally-distributed content? Think 24/7/365. Think intra-e-business. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think intra-ultra-viral, real-world. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our biometrics but our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be strategic? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of end-to-end mindshare. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. We will actualize the aptitude of networks to visualize. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. Without adequate paradigms, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. We realize that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to streamline micro-proactively. We think that most robust web applications use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? What does the term "reality-based, revolutionary" really mean? We will repurpose the capacity of systems to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also morph super-extensibly.