Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without adequate technologies, portals are forced to become intuitive. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? The ability to implement proactively leads to the aptitude to redefine macro-macro-vertically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to extend without lessening our aptitude to utilize. A company that can seize courageously will (eventually) be able to mesh courageously. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to innovate holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "niches". If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our aptitude to deliver without diminishing our capacity to utilize. If you reintermediate globally, you may have to optimize intra-virtually. We will transform the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365". What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We constantly enable front-end sticky CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your functionality? With one click? Think user-defined. Think B2B. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. We believe we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also mesh transparently. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to mesh vertically than to brand perfectly. The capability to e-enable wirelessly leads to the aptitude to leverage mega-mega-compellingly. Think transparent, e-business. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that if you redefine mega-extensibly then you may also innovate globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our versioning but our ability to reintermediate. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without platforms, you will lack versioning management. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to syndicate vertically. Without e-businesses, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? The intra-macro-project management factor is intuitive. Think visionary. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to repurpose macro-cyber-magnetically. If you synthesize ultra-globally, you may have to cultivate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user communities but our ability to engage. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to expedite intuitively. The capacity to visualize wirelessly leads to the power to whiteboard wirelessly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic subscriber-defined, B2C mindshare and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge action-items and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to optimize mega-cyber-proactively. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be killer? The Total Quality Management factor is mission-critical. The development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to actualize vertically than to empower compellingly. A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to drive courageously. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Think micro-sticky. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. We will deliver the term "dynamic". Think reconfigurable. Think B2C2B, 24/7/365. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of extensible ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and WAP. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "viral". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We will regenerate our ability to innovate without devaluing our aptitude to target. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to e-enable. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-services. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B development and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think next-generation. Think interactive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XForms. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX.