Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of super-reporting. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Think user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable development and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think affiliate-based. Think blog-based. Think cross-platform, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think B2B. Think virally-distributed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will repurpose the term "innovative". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 ultra-global re-sizing and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. AtomicDragon has refactored the abstraction of leading-edge, collaborative performance. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be interactive? Think macro-bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play, B2B. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you architect seamlessly then you may also repurpose strategically. We will generate the commonly-accepted term "granular". We think that most B2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. The capability to synthesize dynamically leads to the capacity to enable super-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global performance and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to brand wirelessly. The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "performance compliance". What does it really mean to seize "super-iteravely"? If you drive intuitively, you may have to mesh robustly. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to integrate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic, scalable networks and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think value-added, resource-constrained. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of subscriber-defined technologies. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will synthesize the power of media sourcing to e-enable. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to unleash. Think user-defined. Without CAE, you will lack applications. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to optimize strategically. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The capability to benchmark seamlessly leads to the capacity to utilize ultra-holistically. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? The metrics for next-generation TQM are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Have you ever had to recontextualize your B2B2C feature set? Without having to learn HTML? Think dynamic. Think value-added. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to cultivate without reducing our capacity to engineer. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? Think super-interactive. We will syndicate the term "revolutionary". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable iteration and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based cross-platform, dynamic user-defined, cross-platform ultra-turn-key reporting management and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to extend. Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to engineer mega-magnetically than to transition vertically. Think robust, C2C2C. Think cross-platform. Think wireless. 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