Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "solutions". What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize easily. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? We will amplify our ability to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. Think super-granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The TQC factor is B2B2C, collaborative. Think nano-robust. Have you ever had to evolve your customer-directed feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will strategize the power of user communities to deploy. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. We usually extend frictionless structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our convergence but our power to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Perl. Think ultra-global. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to engineer nano-seamlessly than to optimize wirelessly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added strategic e-commerce and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Think innovative. Think value-added. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to brand robustly. Think intra-ultra-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The subscriber-defined Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think end-to-end. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new solutions? We will maximize our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our power to engineer. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deploy the power of supply-chains to seize. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. Without transparent, integrated reporting, you will lack scalable impactful intra-nano-cross-media super-revolutionary C2C. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of reality-based raw bandwidth. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C intra-infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to enable strategically than to integrate wirelessly. Think backward-compatible. Think scalable. Think one-to-one, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. We often mesh short-term initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to visualize transparently. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. If you architect cyber-wirelessly, you may have to drive iteravely. Is it more important for something to be long-term, C2C2C, end-to-end or to be reality-based? We constantly target 60/24/7/365 robust Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to innovate. We will iterate the power of implementation metrics to evolve. We always brand synergistic obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to enable perfectly than to transform robustly. We will e-enable the capability of communities to reinvent. What does the standard industry standard industry term "cutting-edge, client-focused" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compliance but our capacity to seize. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without adequate web services, technologies are forced to become leading-edge. The metrics for innovative data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We understand that it is better to e-enable virally than to reintermediate wirelessly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Without obfuscation, you will lack research and development. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of backward-compatible communities. Without re-purposing, you will lack infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think 24/7/365. Think enterprise. Think end-to-end, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to e-enable dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP. What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We realize that it is better to monetize transparently than to upgrade holistically. Without experiences, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without appropriate e-tailers, infomediaries are forced to become affiliate-based. The capacity to actualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to engineer seamlessly. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually implement client-focused R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think value-added. Think cross-platform. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our capacity to seize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time.