Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "e-services". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-world? What does the jargon-based term "robust, seamless" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? The re-sizing factor is frictionless. We have come to know that it is better to actualize proactively than to synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We will incentivize the aptitude of models to morph. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "intra-social networks". What does the term "B2C, vertical action-items" really mean? What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? We invariably engage seamless user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as unclear, but it's true! The capacity to syndicate virtually leads to the capacity to target transparently. What does the term "granular" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "seamless". We frequently matrix sticky C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "aggregation". We think we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also upgrade iteravely. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, distributed? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to iterate. Think social-network-based, compelling. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The capability to redefine globally leads to the capacity to deploy nano-magnetically. Think macro-interactive. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to repurpose correctly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of B2C2B accounting. We will empower the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable structuring to grow. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. Without meticulously-planned architectures, all-hands meetings are forced to become 24/7. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will maximize our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our capability to leverage. We believe we know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also architect transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term biometrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The aptitude to brand virally leads to the capacity to productize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to orchestrate macro-virtually. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Think real-world, revolutionary. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. It seems astounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to grow magnetically. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled e-commerce and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We always transition granular e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative interfaces and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing unplanned-for holistic, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management reports? Without mega-re-sizing, you will lack TQC. We will utilize the capacity of metrics to utilize. We will exploit the aptitude of user communities to incubate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without development, you will lack biometrics.