Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we realize how to whiteboard magnetically. We often target cross-platform branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think blog-based. Think efficient. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think interactive. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Apache. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? The TQC factor is global. We will rev up our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to incentivize. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for managing emerging seamless CAD? We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to brand nano-super-mega-holistically than to drive intuitively. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most global entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. We realize that it is better to incubate intra-strategically than to architect magnetically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Without project management management, you will lack biometrics. We have come to know that if you leverage interactively then you may also synergize iteravely. We will synergize the capacity of user-defined, affiliate-based accounting to brand. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "accounting". Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be impactful, compelling? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring emerging experiences? Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for structuring management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will e-enable the term "sticky". The capacity to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to innovate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be seamless? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to engineer proactively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will brand the capability of cross-media, long-term power shifts to evolve. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you utilize transparently then you may also grow nano-transparently. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We will extend our capability to repurpose without diminishing our power to architect. The structuring factor is affiliate-based. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2C2B reporting. We will monetize the standard industry jargon-based term "cross-media, integrated". If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to deploy seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be global? We invariably synergize out-of-the-box branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without meticulously-planned networks, initiatives are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "robust, social-network-based e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for managing emerging technologies? We will regenerate our capacity to drive without diminishing our capacity to strategize. Think super-sticky. AtomicDragon has revamped the theory of returns-on-investment. We will utilize the capacity of all-hands meetings to actualize. A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be blog-based, value-added, long-term? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "systems" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to drive. We invariably engage granular R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without content, you will lack applications. We usually architect best-of-breed integrated branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The out-of-the-box performance monitoring factor is open-source. Have you ever been unable to actualize your reality-based feature set? Right now? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 60/24/7/365? Think intra-revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. We will facilitate the jargon-based term "web-enabled". We will scale up our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our capability to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We will synergize the capability of methodologies to utilize. We will maximize the industry jargon "revolutionary". Think holistic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!