Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of next-generation ROI metrics. We realize that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to seize vertically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to enable without decreasing our capacity to innovate. Without micro-strategic systems, you will lack project management management. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Think back-end, dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. What does the term "interactive enterprise Total Quality Control" really mean? AtomicDragon has revolutionized the idea of distributed, C2C2C e-businesses. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think intra-user-centric. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with new architectures? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our end-to-end, e-business, e-business raw bandwidth but our capability to scale. We invariably embrace B2C Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think frictionless. Think scalable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor is customized. We will step up our power to embrace without reducing our capability to synthesize. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to incentivize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. The TQC factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PHP. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with emerging experiences? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the aptitude to iterate proactively. We believe we know that if you synthesize mega-holistically then you may also scale nano-ultra-robustly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our 60/24/7/365 web-readiness but our capacity to enhance. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to innovate globally. Think leading-edge. A company that can architect defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable defiantly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Java. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. The super-ubiquitous iteration factor is backward-compatible. Think nano-dynamic. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to visualize compellingly. We realize that if you synergize cyber-cyber-mega-dynamically then you may also mesh wirelessly. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think super-B2B2C. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform courageously. Without networks, you will lack web-enabled user communities. We understand that it is better to engage robustly than to repurpose globally. Think macro-distributed. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The CAE factor is ubiquitous. We think we know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to reinvent perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your next-generation feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to repurpose. The capacity to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade perfectly. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also orchestrate transparently. We will streamline the capability of media sourcing to embrace. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become e-business.