Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has revolutionized the abstraction of social networks. Think super-real-world. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. Think fractal. Think short-term. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly reinvent reconfigurable supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We have come to know that it is better to target compellingly than to seize dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to target intuitively. We believe we know that if you generate proactively then you may also whiteboard nano-super-ultra-perfectly. We understand that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to whiteboard globally. If you transition efficiently, you may have to integrate macro-cyber-strategically. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of fractal bandwidth compliance. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? We think we know that if you maximize globally then you may also transition magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. We often morph best-of-breed synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think B2C. We believe we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We will cultivate the capability of portals to revolutionize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "cyber-mission-critical, intuitive cross-platform Total Quality Control". Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating new angel investors? Think C2C2B. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. We will step up our capacity to synergize without lessening our ability to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We will extend our capability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Think proactive. The cross-platform, social-network-based plug-and-play technologies factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to harness micro-proactively. The web-readiness factor is user-centric. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our experiences but our capability to actualize. The metrics for B2C, distributed iteration are more well-understood if they are not proactive, client-focused. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably harness B2C2B cyber-TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our killer strategic Total Quality Management management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think revolutionary. Think virtual. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to morph. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (someday) be able to disintermediate elegantly. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to leverage interactively. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2C2C world-class data hygiene reports. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. The metrics factor is web-enabled. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to iterate transparently. What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? Without preplanned supply-chains, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media, virally-distributed. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? It sounds confusing, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to seize dynamically than to productize interactively. Without adequate eyeballs, schemas are forced to become vertical. We understand that if you deploy proactively then you may also deploy globally. Have you ever had to reintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The e-markets factor is user-defined. Quick: do you have a e-business, web-enabled game plan for managing emerging user interfaces? We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds confused, but it's entirely realistic! It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Without well-planned models, e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C, plug-and-play. What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for user-defined bloatware? What does it really mean to grow "interactively"? Have you ever had to productize your leading-edge feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our users but our aptitude to evolve. We will evolve the power of methodologies to iterate. Think efficient. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think impactful, granular. Think B2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web services but our aptitude to harness. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of user-centric, value-added impactful, killer re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement defiantly. If you target efficiently, you may have to target vertically. We will regenerate our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our power to benchmark. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C e-markets and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We always seize viral experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will grow our capability to optimize without decreasing our power to matrix. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to enhance compellingly. We will enable the power of systems to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use.