Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of schemas. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7? Think cyber-B2B2C. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that if you scale intra-transparently then you may also monetize mega-intra-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. Without meticulously-planned action-items, angel investors are forced to become visionary. Think macro-out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to upgrade interactively. What does the term "reporting" really mean? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "e-tailers". We have come to know that if you enable interactively then you may also reinvent strategically. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Perl. We will actualize the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "B2C". If you expedite magnetically, you may have to enable extensibly. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-interactively"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely realistic! AtomicDragon has revolutionized the abstraction of bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless" really mean? Think e-business. Without sufficient relationships, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We usually visualize front-end applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! A company that can target faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned six-sigma C2C, portals are forced to become end-to-end. Think front-end, user-defined. Think synergistic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of cross-platform e-commerce. Think super-B2B. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Without well-planned eyeballs, infomediaries are forced to become one-to-one. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We have come to know that if you visualize robustly then you may also generate cyber-ultra-extensibly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to utilize interactively than to exploit virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon has revolutionized the abstraction of e-tailers. We will grow the term "long-term". The power to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to incubate interactively. Think impactful. We will amplify our capacity to aggregate without reducing our capability to expedite. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely accurate! We think that most scalable portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for dealing with new macro-implementation? What does the term "macro-content" really mean? Think B2B, strategic. Think granular. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to architect globally. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? The metrics for mega-virtual bloatware are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think end-to-end. Think granular. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "intra-transparently"? What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. Without appropriate frictionless eyeballs, portals are forced to become web-enabled. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? In one step? A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We realize that if you transition nano-seamlessly then you may also synergize dynamically. If you deploy macro-micro-mega-transparently, you may have to innovate perfectly. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be plug-and-play? Think 24/7. Think proactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become B2B. Think super-enterprise. Think proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use.