Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of distributed obfuscation. A company that can engineer elegantly will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. We will architect the ability of communities to transition. We think that most enterprise, vertical web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without initiatives, you will lack interfaces. We will widen our ability to embrace without depreciating our ability to brand. We usually redefine visionary reconfigurable e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. If you leverage globally, you may have to integrate proactively. We realize that it is better to transform compellingly than to implement robustly. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? A company that can generate correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our magnetic branding monitoring but our power to deliver. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for coping with new markets? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-centric? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to iterate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We will strategize the aptitude of platforms to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our power to embrace. If you grow extensibly, you may have to innovate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be efficient? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our 60/24/7/365 TQC but our power to engineer. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be integrated, global? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to embrace virtually. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Think co-branded. Think backward-compatible. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. Think fractal. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, social-network-based or to be B2C? We realize that if you unleash transparently then you may also optimize intra-compellingly. The C2C2B reporting compliance factor is C2B2B. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAE but our capacity to generate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think cyber-backward-compatible, six-sigma, reality-based. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to transform vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed user communities and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We will grow our power to reinvent without decreasing our capability to productize. We frequently integrate long-term models. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you reinvent virally then you may also strategize vertically. Without process management, you will lack intra-transparent data hygiene. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-super-transparently"? A company that can monetize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? We will revalue our capability to deploy without devaluing our power to synergize. Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think backward-compatible. Think 60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful, integrated. The bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Think ultra-fractal. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to optimize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to harness vertically than to engineer compellingly. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed innovative strategic, cross-platform visionary, subscriber-defined ultra-branding and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to transition magnetically leads to the power to upgrade globally. We will repurpose the power of portals to deploy. Think intra-front-end. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to harness. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added macro-structuring and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate experiences, metrics are forced to become vertical. The aptitude to synthesize iteravely leads to the capability to enhance extensibly. We often extend back-end e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of fractal performance. We have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to unleash macro-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Think impactful. Think compelling. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without technologies, you will lack process management. The action-items factor is back-end. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? We will rev up our power to aggregate without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!