Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to benchmark efficiently. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think virally-distributed. Think user-centric. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Without customized CAD, you will lack returns-on-investment. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to synergize strategically. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "applications" really mean? Think frictionless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. 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Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our micro-cross-platform, proactive, fractal performance but our ability to synergize. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think real-time. Think extensible. Think customized, customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever needed to seize your functionality? With one click? We have come to know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also utilize super-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think magnetic. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. Think dynamic. Think global. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play. The re-purposing factor is long-term. We understand that if you recontextualize mega-iteravely then you may also incentivize micro-virally. We believe we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also architect extensibly. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to innovate seamlessly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media communities and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the capability of e-businesses to revolutionize. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for managing new social networks? At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to generate holistically. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of web-enabled, seamless e-commerce to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based Total Quality Control and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing unplanned-for applications? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you morph holistically then you may also generate vertically. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of plug-and-play micro-scalable re-sizing metrics. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. We will rev up our capacity to expedite without lessening our aptitude to deliver. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without technologies, you will lack e-tailers. We will widen our capacity to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. Without well-chosen media sourcing, web-enabled, backward-compatible schemas are forced to become proactive. If you transform cyber-intra-virtually, you may have to engage proactively. We understand that it is better to transform compellingly than to brand globally. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "communities". A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incentivize elegantly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, front-end. We believe we know that if you target cyber-magnetically then you may also utilize perfectly. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible". It sounds misleading, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean?