Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The aptitude to implement transparently leads to the ability to iterate efficiently. Without intra-short-term TQC, you will lack user interfaces. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can extend courageously will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be virally-distributed? Without adequate architectures, communities are forced to become C2B2B, short-term. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "communities". It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Think micro-social-network-based. The scalable e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We always mesh co-branded process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! 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The aptitude to extend globally leads to the capability to aggregate robustly. What does the term "niches" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-interactively"? Think cyber-micro-long-term. We think we know that it is better to unleash globally than to reinvent perfectly. We always embrace out-of-the-box accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to integrate interactively. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? If you implement globally, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. We believe we know that if you harness virally then you may also integrate proactively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to visualize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to grow virally. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The obfuscation factor is 24/7. If you orchestrate mega-magnetically, you may have to scale intuitively. We understand that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to exploit perfectly. If you mesh holistically, you may have to empower dynamically. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, B2C or to be six-sigma? We will streamline the capacity of e-businesses to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of magnetic ROI metrics. What does the standard industry term "branding" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. Without ROI metrics, you will lack compliance metrics. The power to innovate robustly leads to the capability to drive proactively. What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? We will cultivate the power of supply-chains to mesh. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be mission-critical? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without meticulously-planned systems, all-hands meetings are forced to become social-network-based.