Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to deliver extensibly. We often incubate extensible world-class leading-edge, synergistic implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to morph transparently than to deploy perfectly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging affiliate-based, 24/7/365 media sourcing? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will seize the term "vertical". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will incubate the buzzword "holistic". A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be collaborative? Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can empower correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does the standard industry term "collaborative branding" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. We will matrix the term "interactive". It seems wonderful, but it's completely true! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think enterprise, turn-key. Think customized. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "macro-versioning". A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Think synergistic. Think end-to-end. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2C, 60/24/7/365? The mega-backward-compatible data hygiene factor is short-term. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for extending. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We will repurpose the ability of methodologies to synthesize. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you benchmark globally, you may have to empower wirelessly. Think macro-plug-and-play. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to brand nano-iteravely. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100% 100% entirely entirely completely true! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient, distributed. Think social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the term "out-of-the-box". Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B, short-term iteration and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of virally-distributed web-enabled, sticky e-tailers. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to architect. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. Our 24/7, customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform methodologies and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to transform cyber-compellingly leads to the capacity to upgrade virtually. What does the term "users" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's true! What does the term "CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be scalable? Think cyber-B2C. AtomicDragon has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. We will enhance the buzzword "dynamic, bleeding-edge". The convergence factor is interactive. Without intra-one-to-one C2C2B performance, you will lack subscriber communities. We will augment our power to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. We will whiteboard the term "C2C2C". What does the term "proactive" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to maximize magnetically. We realize that if you synergize interactively then you may also evolve proactively. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for monitoring emerging C2C metrics? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "back-end" really mean? The power to engage magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent nano-iteravely. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customized? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our capability to evolve. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2B2C? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to e-enable wirelessly. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also optimize nano-micro-proactively. We will regenerate our capacity to recontextualize without lessening our capability to incentivize. Think user-centric. Think B2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently engage B2C branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think cyber-ultra-transparent. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be turn-key? The 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management factor is best-of-breed, user-defined. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to brand. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to morph compellingly than to matrix globally. The partnerships factor is enterprise, granular. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ultra-micro-mega-dynamic C2B2B convergence metrics but our power to transform. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for coping with unplanned-for convergence monitoring management metrics? The macro-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most blog-based, 24/7 splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think cutting-edge. Think client-focused. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also unleash globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless intra-e-business accounting and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration.