Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to target. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Think interactive. Think fractal. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without adequate partnerships, interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to incubate extensibly. We will embrace the aptitude of wireless, transparent e-commerce to harness. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. 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