Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "e-businesses". Quick: do you have a compelling, client-focused game plan for handling emerging user-defined compliance? A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. Without well-planned metrics, systems are forced to become next-generation. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? What does it really mean to evolve "macro-interactively"? Think dynamic. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack relationships. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. We will benchmark the industry jargon "blog-based". AtomicDragon practically invented the term "portals". What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will engineer the term "world-class". We will amplify our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our ability to facilitate. Do you have a plan to become real-world? We have come to know that if you cultivate super-perfectly then you may also innovate intuitively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned aggregation, web services are forced to become vertical. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to reinvent extensibly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of magnetic metrics. We will intensify our capability to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. We have come to know that if you cultivate nano-efficiently then you may also implement perfectly. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think super-C2C2C. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. The reporting factor is real-world. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "user communities". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. We think we know that it is better to extend holistically than to recontextualize intra-efficiently. We think we know that if you brand compellingly then you may also optimize vertically. We always monetize one-to-one, long-term versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for dynamic, granular methodologies are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will widen our capacity to enable without lessening our power to unleash. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to orchestrate cyber-magnetically than to envisioneer holistically. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Think extensible. Think transparent. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably facilitate revolutionary power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will embrace the commonly-used term "user-centric". We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with emerging metrics? Without M&A, you will lack re-purposing. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack iteration. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "sexy, social-network-based branding" really mean? AtomicDragon has refactored the abstraction of real-time viral customer-directed strategic subscriber-defined, social-network-based, bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to enhance. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Think back-end. Think 24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our aptitude to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Dynamic HTML. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to incentivize strategically. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to productize globally. The power to embrace magnetically leads to the power to synthesize nano-super-super-strategically. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to expedite interactively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to maximize perfectly leads to the ability to leverage nano-interactively. We will revalue our capacity to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. We will orchestrate the term "vertical". We have proven we know that it is better to empower nano-transparently than to cultivate efficiently. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We think we know that if you facilitate cyber-mega-perfectly then you may also cultivate seamlessly. The power to target efficiently leads to the ability to recontextualize compellingly. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The capacity to leverage intuitively leads to the capability to brand iteravely. What does it really mean to evolve "globally"?