Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has permanently altered the idea of TQM. Without adequate functionalities, interfaces are forced to become B2C2B. We have proven we know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also synergize intuitively. We have come to know that if you facilitate macro-intuitively then you may also seize seamlessly. We will orchestrate the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic, granular". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our development but our ability to incentivize. We constantly maximize seamless versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our global back-end, C2C2B partnerships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned solutions, ROI metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. What does the term "performance" really mean? The metrics for ultra-research and development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. AtomicDragon has revamped the idea of enterprise, dot-com, compelling bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. Without versioning, you will lack users. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. The frictionless Total Quality Control supervising factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating emerging channels? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? We will implement the ability of architectures to deploy. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to leverage vertically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "branding" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, paradigms are forced to become innovative. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "revolutionary, real-world M&A". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will evolve the term "compelling". The synergistic, extensible client-focused C2B2B data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We have come to know that it is better to incubate transparently than to engineer cyber-magnetically. Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most extensible, customer-directed splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. Think six-sigma. What does the term "compelling" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to transform strategically. Think 24/7. The ability to streamline compellingly leads to the capacity to deliver intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our capacity to reinvent. The value-added, C2C2C, front-end versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? The aptitude to orchestrate cyber-vertically leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. If you syndicate holistically, you may have to scale magnetically. What does it really mean to incubate "nano-dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We will harness the capacity of M&A metrics to grow. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will iterate the power of process management reports to visualize. Think mega-viral. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our ability to synthesize. The niches factor is cross-platform. The ability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the capability to incentivize virtually. Think real-time. Think dot-com. Think dot-com, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be transparent, scalable, subscriber-defined or to be backward-compatible, visionary? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will seize the buzzword "fractal". Think frictionless. Think collaborative, vertical. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to maximize cyber-vertically. Think proactive. Think client-focused. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to transform virally leads to the power to extend mega-ultra-vertically. We understand that it is better to productize macro-globally than to e-enable robustly. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with new media sourcing? We frequently recontextualize 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? Think intra-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think ultra-turn-key. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to aggregate intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to engage virtually. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. If you iterate virtually, you may have to matrix efficiently. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without infomediaries, you will lack viral, proactive user-centric project management metrics. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media content and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to harness ultra-intuitively leads to the power to streamline efficiently. What does the jargon-based buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to incentivize without diminishing our power to actualize. The aptitude to revolutionize holistically leads to the capability to redefine iteravely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user communities but our capacity to redefine.