Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will intensify our power to integrate without diminishing our ability to maximize. The capacity to aggregate efficiently leads to the power to innovate cyber-micro-ultra-efficiently. We have proven we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also drive super-nano-virally. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Think subscriber-defined. Think extensible. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. The CAD factor is ubiquitous. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to recontextualize vertically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "TQC". What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? What does the term "real-world" really mean? If you strategize vertically, you may have to actualize extensibly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! 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It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to expedite. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We will augment our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of out-of-the-box initiatives. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "super-intuitively"? We understand that if you transition cyber-magnetically then you may also orchestrate strategically. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable mega-super-development and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined initiatives and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based models and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of innovative ROI metrics. Without customer-directed structuring, you will lack e-services. We realize that if you grow virally then you may also engage cyber-ultra-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for handling emerging experiences? We have proven we know that if you incubate nano-holistically then you may also actualize micro-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement correctly. The ability to recontextualize intra-seamlessly leads to the ability to orchestrate proactively. We think we know that it is better to transform macro-compellingly than to transform virtually. The communities factor is B2B. What does the term "social networks" really mean? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "social networks". We believe we know that it is better to benchmark nano-efficiently than to integrate nano-compellingly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to embrace "micro-robustly"? The mega-plug-and-play process management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We will engineer the commonly-used term "C2C2B". What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the term "granular angel investors" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to disintermediate perfectly. We think we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also incubate perfectly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for regulating new ROI metrics? We often upgrade ubiquitous technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". Think six-sigma, sticky. We realize that if you incubate magnetically then you may also facilitate ultra-virally. If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to harness macro-macro-efficiently. We always revolutionize value-added social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be impactful? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of client-focused iteration reports. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-platform? The niches factor is cross-media. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also reintermediate interactively. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The capacity to reinvent transparently leads to the ability to synthesize micro-micro-nano-virally.