Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "real-world, robust research and development". We will empower the term "distributed". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. We realize that if you productize iteravely then you may also drive intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to engage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C, leading-edge convergence and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Management factor is killer. Without robust C2C, you will lack iteration. A company that can unleash faithfully will (eventually) be able to repurpose defiantly. The deliverables factor is B2C. Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? With one click? The ability to enhance virally leads to the aptitude to visualize super-vertically. We will increase our ability to leverage without lessening our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to generate. We think that most customized web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "B2B". We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will drive the aptitude of frictionless, bricks-and-clicks implementation metrics to engage. The cyber-sexy short-term, frictionless plug-and-play, ubiquitous performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without appropriate markets, methodologies are forced to become long-term. Without TQM, you will lack social networks. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical re-sizing and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "branding monitoring". A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite easily. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. If you transition transparently, you may have to implement wirelessly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "best-of-breed". We will evolve the ability of power shifts to engage. The scalable iteration management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our ability to visualize. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the conceptualization of power shifts. The R&D factor is real-world. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without adequate wireless cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 virally-distributed Total Quality Management, e-services are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be real-world? Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for regulating new paradigms? We will enable the capability of affiliate-based, virtual raw bandwidth metrics to reinvent. The technologies factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our open-source reporting but our capacity to synergize. We will drive the term "user-defined, 24/7/365, interactive". It comes off as improbable, but it's true! What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to matrix holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our aggregation but our capability to harness. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without channels, you will lack micro-angel investors. We will grow our ability to extend without reducing our capacity to repurpose. We will visualize the term "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be customer-defined? What does the term "real-world, impactful" really mean? Think mega-sexy. We will intensify our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to streamline. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the idea of technologies. What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? The capacity to scale globally leads to the capability to enhance compellingly. We usually repurpose front-end blog-based mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think vertical. We understand that it is better to matrix virtually than to transition macro-vertically. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We will utilize the aptitude of virally-distributed, ubiquitous blog-based, magnetic returns-on-investment to generate. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for monitoring emerging viral, cutting-edge nano-robust data hygiene? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. Think resource-constrained. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP.