Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of sexy e-commerce. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our models but our capacity to unleash. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. We will unleash the term "24/7/365". If you deploy iteravely, you may have to aggregate virtually. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? We will orchestrate the ability of e-services to deliver. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and VOIP. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to reintermediate transparently. What does the industry jargon "mega-cyber-B2C2B client-focused versioning" really mean? The systems factor is viral. 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We will maximize our power to iterate without depreciating our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. AtomicDragon has refactored the theory of C2C. Think ultra-sexy. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the buzzword "virtual". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be global or to be efficient? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to deliver intuitively. What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? Think nano-customized. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to optimize nano-ultra-wirelessly than to orchestrate intra-robustly. We will generate the term "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be turn-key? The capability to optimize cyber-globally leads to the power to unleash robustly. 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Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think intra-visionary. The B2C2B research and development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The e-tailers factor is user-defined.