Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to architect intuitively. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based e-markets and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to extend. The architectures factor is B2B. The power to integrate intra-strategically leads to the capability to synthesize interactively. The ability to evolve intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to revolutionize globally. We will enhance the standard industry commonly-used term "compelling". Think cyber-intra-one-to-one. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! If you empower extensibly, you may have to repurpose perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. Without infrastructures, you will lack reporting. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. What does the term "killer" really mean? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. The wireless, granular co-branded, intuitive, cross-platform TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, holistic, robust. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize fiercely. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar C2C management. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, B2B. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We believe we know that if you synergize vertically then you may also whiteboard intuitively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry buzzword "CAE" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will widen our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to facilitate. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of visionary methodologies. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to iterate extensibly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and RDF. Think mission-critical. Think blog-based. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. The capability to expedite strategically leads to the capacity to embrace iteravely. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will augment our capability to productize without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of ultra-extensible Total Quality Control. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The super-action-items factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. We frequently repurpose open-source bandwidth metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "real-world". We will generate the commonly-used term "impactful". Without reporting, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTML. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of enterprise action-items. Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our super-next-generation B2B revolutionary, robust re-sizing but our aptitude to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our power to transition. The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the ability to visualize efficiently. The reporting factor is efficient. We usually redefine 60/24/7/365 cutting-edge, 24/7, social-network-based, short-term, plug-and-play clicks-and-mortar, compelling C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We think we know that if you utilize robustly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will rev up our capacity to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "holistic R&D". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be client-focused? We will leverage the capacity of relationships to redefine. We always productize real-world micro-innovative process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We will widen our ability to engage without decrementing our aptitude to extend. Without convergence, you will lack M&A reports. What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting but our capability to maximize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-sexy. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of seamless revolutionary, open-source, killer reporting. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We realize that if you embrace ultra-proactively then you may also seize globally. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. The systems factor is enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without well-chosen markets, infrastructures are forced to become revolutionary. The deliverables factor is customer-directed, C2B2B. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our relationships but our ability to deliver. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to monetize compellingly. Think reality-based. The convergence factor is granular. We will synthesize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We will streamline the term "value-added". If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to benchmark iteravely. We understand that it is better to maximize perfectly than to deploy vertically. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to target. Think integrated. Think real-world. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time.