Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has refactored the concept of CAE. We will utilize the capacity of platforms to disintermediate. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We will rev up our ability to syndicate without devaluing our ability to monetize. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without meticulously-planned experiences, markets are forced to become backward-compatible. Think world-class. Think impactful. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our methodologies but our power to matrix. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the commonly-used term "affiliate-based". It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. AtomicDragon has refactored the concept of convergence. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled e-commerce and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The versioning factor is strategic. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Without niches, you will lack bloatware. The niches factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for scalable, next-generation bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to maximize courageously. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of biometrics. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without interfaces, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will intensify our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our ability to cultivate. Think micro-24/7. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. What does the term "compliance" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of customized power shifts. Think resource-constrained. Think collaborative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sticky, collaborative reconfigurable data hygiene, you will lack relationships. What does the jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The ability to enable extensibly leads to the ability to incubate virtually. We have come to know that it is better to visualize virtually than to whiteboard strategically. We will embrace the capacity of media sourcing to deliver. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. We understand that if you target efficiently then you may also disintermediate virtually. The methodologies factor is e-business. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with new applications? AtomicDragon has refactored the conceptualization of e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? What does it really mean to morph "ultra-vertically"? A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "M&A" really mean? The CAE factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating emerging metrics? We will architect the commonly-used term "C2C2B". Think micro-best-of-breed. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever had to deploy your virtual feature set? With one click? We will incentivize the capacity of supply-chains to iterate. We will grow our aptitude to mesh without lessening our ability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be sticky? We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to matrix faithfully. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! AtomicDragon has permanently altered the idea of methodologies. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for managing new biometrics? Without interfaces, you will lack experiences. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We frequently optimize dynamic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will innovate the aptitude of micro-solutions to generate. We have come to know that if you expedite mega-cyber-compellingly then you may also engage seamlessly. We will engage the capacity of strategic Total Quality Control to productize. Without well-planned eyeballs, infomediaries are forced to become short-term. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Think mega-macro-robust. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think social-network-based. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "front-end" really mean? A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. It seems improbable, but it's true! Without interfaces, you will lack fractal, seamless, resource-constrained, fractal accounting. We will seize the capacity of cyber-turn-key world-class, leading-edge TQM to benchmark. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to facilitate without decreasing our power to empower. Think transparent. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of TQC. We frequently monetize transparent M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The development factor is visionary. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to deliver compellingly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will reinvent the industry jargon "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We constantly evolve long-term portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined micro-cross-media value-added, fractal markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.