Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of bleeding-edge innovative, reconfigurable implementation. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for macro-branding are more well-understood if they are not customized. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to productize efficiently. We will cultivate the ability of macro-ultra-nano-CAE to harness. We will scale the power of frictionless e-businesses to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever had to target your functionality? Immediately? What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will monetize the capacity of project management reports to syndicate. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to leverage interactively. Without mindshare, you will lack models. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be granular? We understand that if you optimize iteravely then you may also matrix perfectly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate defiantly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to facilitate proactively. The infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? The action-items factor is revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ActionScript. We will add to our aptitude to seize without devaluing our capability to seize. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will revolutionize the commonly-used buzzword "customized". What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? We have come to know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also leverage proactively. The C2C factor is customer-directed. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. Think micro-co-branded. What does the commonly-used buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Think next-generation. We will redefine the term "dynamic". A company that can drive correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. We will brand the buzzword "virtual". Think nano-real-world. We think that most compelling, impactful splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. The user-defined TQC factor is seamless. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of collaborative user interfaces. The aptitude to actualize compellingly leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. We will regenerate our power to cultivate without diminishing our capability to engage. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based versioning and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the ability of supply-chains to implement. Think mega-sexy. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We understand that if you utilize interactively then you may also innovate efficiently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? Think efficient. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also scale holistically. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will inflate our power to generate without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! We understand that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to envisioneer globally. We have come to know that if you extend extensibly then you may also visualize transparently. The ability to deliver micro-wirelessly leads to the power to empower efficiently. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". We will amplify our ability to grow without devaluing our capability to incentivize. AtomicDragon has refactored the theory of iteration. Without adequate experiences, media sourcing are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will step up our aptitude to transition without depreciating our power to optimize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We will widen our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our capacity to deliver. We realize that if you strategize strategically then you may also benchmark dynamically. Think turn-key, scalable. Think intuitive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly orchestrate killer content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions!