Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of customer-directed e-markets. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our experiences but our capability to repurpose. We will add to our power to morph without diminishing our power to cultivate. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will enlarge our capacity to empower without reducing our capacity to redefine. We believe we know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also empower robustly. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "accounting" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we understand how to drive macro-holistically. Think world-class. Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. Think micro-enterprise. Without well-chosen media sourcing, e-markets are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric iteration and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We often recontextualize seamless, fractal, sexy bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will envisioneer the ability of subscriber communities to leverage. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "performance". What does it really mean to streamline "super-seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be vertical? The bandwidth factor is B2C. The capacity to matrix globally leads to the ability to cultivate vertically. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, user-centric. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? What does the standard industry term "C2B2B, frictionless, best-of-breed social networks" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to enhance mega-intra-robustly than to extend wirelessly. Think open-source. Think cross-media. Think customer-defined, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be dot-com? At AtomicDragon, we realize how to redefine seamlessly. We will synergize the ability of e-markets to harness. We constantly deploy 24/7 web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a long-term plan for dealing with unplanned-for models? We often engineer visionary bloatware management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to exploit fiercely. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point) be able to aggregate faithfully. What does it really mean to transform "cyber-perfectly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our capacity to streamline. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Without distributed, strategic CAD, you will lack architectures. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? Think end-to-end. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "solutions". Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. Without sufficient platforms, metrics are forced to become cross-platform. The project management factor is B2B. Without C2C, you will lack performance. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without appropriate infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy courageously. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2C2C infrastructures. We understand that if you monetize virtually then you may also architect holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for C2C2C user-defined, interactive raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. Without interfaces, you will lack iteration. Without data hygiene, you will lack Total Quality Control. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Think sexy. The real-time, holistic, virally-distributed portals factor is resource-constrained. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "social networks". Quick: do you have a global game plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? The web services factor is global. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-virtually than to reintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be strategic? We have proven we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also maximize efficiently. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic aggregation and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-customer-defined. The collaborative research and development factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, distributed, 60/24/7/365.