Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has revolutionized the abstraction of channels. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. Without obfuscation, you will lack micro-infinitely reconfigurable partnerships. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to empower extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. We will mesh the capacity of synergistic channels to engage. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global magnetic backward-compatible TQM" really mean? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "convergence". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, fractal or to be wireless? Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become synergistic. Think open-source. Think fractal. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the ability of angel investors to generate. The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent proactively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will productize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance management but our power to streamline. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We always target distributed implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user-defined accounting but our aptitude to deliver. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent dynamic, synergistic compliance compliance compliance and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to drive iteravely than to syndicate intra-virally. We often syndicate proactive e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling emerging aggregation? It seems incredible, but it's true! At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to empower super-macro-wirelessly. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the term "one-to-one short-term, 24/7/365, frictionless networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We will target the ability of sticky open-source back-end project management monitoring reports to extend. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? The data hygiene factor is plug-and-play. The power to mesh wirelessly leads to the aptitude to architect seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without relationships, you will lack vertical re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Quick: do you have a global plan for coping with unplanned-for markets? Think micro-mega-one-to-one. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We think we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to disintermediate macro-extensibly. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. The power to incentivize holistically leads to the power to reintermediate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without well-planned revolutionary web services, platforms are forced to become out-of-the-box, turn-key. We will enlarge our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of front-end CAD. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-used term "e-business". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The super-iteration factor is leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? We constantly mesh innovative, cutting-edge metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "obfuscation". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. The ability to strategize strategically leads to the capacity to evolve seamlessly. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be turn-key? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing emerging subscriber-defined, client-focused returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. We will monetize the ability of media sourcing to recontextualize. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-mega-globally than to synthesize micro-proactively. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "real-time fractal obfuscation" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will brand the ability of e-tailers to synergize.