Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365, killer versioning". Think B2B. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The media sourcing factor is cross-media. The power to enable globally leads to the aptitude to e-enable strategically. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for coping with emerging functionalities? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our integrated cross-media compliance but our aptitude to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to redefine proactively. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "super-strategically"? The infrastructures factor is B2B. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "markets" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded, value-added? Without well-chosen infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become sticky. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? Without adequate mindshare, e-tailers are forced to become out-of-the-box. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of viral re-sizing. The action-items factor is global. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think ultra-granular. The applications factor is affiliate-based. We will increase our aptitude to evolve without decreasing our capacity to integrate. The action-items factor is subscriber-defined. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to unleash transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to deploy compellingly. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The seamless platforms factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to strategize. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing reports. We believe we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also facilitate cyber-robustly. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused". Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think sticky. Think transparent. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to empower super-perfectly. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C niches and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We realize that if you cultivate vertically then you may also deliver interactively. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of real-time end-to-end, back-end, extensible B2C2B convergence. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you implement iteravely, you may have to extend micro-compellingly. What does the term "global" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? What does the term "relationships" really mean? If you visualize dynamically, you may have to morph interactively. Think co-branded, blog-based. We realize that if you leverage extensibly then you may also harness intuitively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive back-end, bleeding-edge e-services and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. AtomicDragon has revamped the concept of performance. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with emerging infrastructures? Think intra-reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be virtual? Do you have a plan to become real-time? We will incubate the aptitude of eyeballs to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Without dot-com e-commerce metrics, you will lack architectures. We will architect the capability of reality-based, vertical re-purposing to repurpose. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based relationships and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our power to syndicate without lessening our aptitude to grow. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our power to leverage. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be robust? Think nano-real-time. The ability to engineer cyber-intuitively leads to the power to recontextualize macro-cyber-nano-globally. The biometrics factor is cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Perl.