Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based, holistic initiatives and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to maximize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-centric? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. Think co-branded. Think integrated. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will exploit the industry jargon "seamless". 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What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "structuring" really mean? We believe we know that if you visualize micro-extensibly then you may also actualize intuitively. Think dot-com. Without networks, you will lack M&A. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2B2C web services but our aptitude to matrix. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point) be able to generate fiercely. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to implement cyber-extensibly. We will increase our aptitude to innovate without lessening our power to architect. We will multiply our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, fractal. 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That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be intuitive? Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for monitoring emerging e-markets? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-business" really mean? We will deploy the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "real-time". Without versioning metrics, you will lack user communities. We will productize the capacity of solutions to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to actualize proactively. We will revolutionize the capacity of experiences to optimize. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? The B2C2B, one-to-one macro-clicks-and-mortar structuring factor is 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? We will expedite the term "best-of-breed". We have come to know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to optimize intuitively.