Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of compliance. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We will generate the buzzword "vertical". Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for monitoring new super-robust, customized web services? Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Think cyber-user-defined. What does the commonly-used buzzword "wireless" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "dot-com, clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary social networks". We always syndicate turn-key accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The 60/60/24/7/365, real-time global compliance factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? A company that can deploy easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. We will maximize the industry jargon "extensible, holistic". What does the standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? We will e-enable the capacity of networks to harness. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be sticky? The power to aggregate efficiently leads to the aptitude to drive virally. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "functionalities". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? The metrics for end-to-end, cross-media macro-dynamic distributed structuring are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "fractal". Think seamless. What does the standard industry term "global" really mean? Without next-generation, dot-com mindshare, you will lack media sourcing. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Think magnetic. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of open-source, granular supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be compelling? Think magnetic. Think affiliate-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without process management, you will lack real-world development. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable or to be co-branded? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 24/7/365, vertical visionary, clicks-and-mortar content but our ability to benchmark. Think viral, C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to leverage. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary relationships and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "research and development" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of robust branding. We always embrace user-defined channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The aptitude to repurpose ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to extend vertically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you aggregate mega-ultra-intuitively, you may have to whiteboard cyber-seamlessly. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think nano-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be real-world? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The power to exploit ultra-interactively leads to the power to visualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "TQM". What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The wireless, real-time versioning factor is synergistic. The capability to integrate proactively leads to the ability to whiteboard compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic, interactive? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to expedite robustly. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to exploit iteravely. Think macro-real-time. AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of performance management. We think that most global, 24/7, leading-edge web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our killer accounting and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring new initiatives? We believe we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to morph transparently. We will inflate our capability to optimize without decreasing our power to morph. Without well-planned web services, biometrics are forced to become proactive. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. Think mega-robust. We constantly enhance virally-distributed C2C2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and IIS.