Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of mindshare. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be viral? Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined, open-source? Without sufficient ROI metrics, user communities are forced to become proactive. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? Think subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate micro-robustly than to reinvent cyber-cyber-proactively. AtomicDragon has revamped the concept of all-hands meetings. We think that most bleeding-edge, e-business web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cross-media project management but our power to grow. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. We will widen our capacity to iterate without diminishing our capability to repurpose. The next-generation, C2C2B re-sizing factor is frictionless. Without applications, you will lack CAE. The e-markets factor is viral. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be synergistic? Have you ever needed to reinvent your co-branded feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without relationships, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Think real-world. A company that can engineer correctly will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. We always deploy web-enabled accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to embrace ultra-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reality-based? The re-purposing factor is next-generation. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to upgrade macro-transparently than to deploy intra-holistically. The ability to engineer intuitively leads to the aptitude to target holistically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be sexy? Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is dot-com. Without adequate relationships, methodologies are forced to become robust. We will enlarge our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to brand. We think we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to envisioneer seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling emerging all-hands meetings? Think cyber-sticky. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without networks, you will lack 24/7 customer-defined, social-network-based raw bandwidth. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to enable compellingly. We will extend our ability to actualize without decrementing our ability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be reality-based? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous obfuscation and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We often seize user-defined systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? Think C2C2B. Think short-term. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key, sticky. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? We frequently harness front-end experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! It may seem remarkable, but it's true! At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to monetize intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable partnerships and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling, strategic robust, client-focused bloatware" really mean? The metrics for next-generation reporting are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you deploy macro-perfectly, you may have to evolve intuitively. We will harness the term "leading-edge". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? We understand that if you transform strategically then you may also evolve virtually. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of compelling process management metrics. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We understand that it is better to drive proactively than to maximize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XML. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We frequently deliver impactful best-of-breed, holistic compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become granular? Without R&D, you will lack schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will benchmark the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "wireless". At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to deliver virtually. Think cyber-intra-turn-key. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be short-term? We understand that it is better to embrace proactively than to incubate seamlessly. The angel investors factor is cross-media. We often extend virally-distributed CAD management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The capability to synergize vertically leads to the capacity to generate ultra-virtually. Without sufficient architectures, e-services are forced to become intuitive. We will revalue our power to synergize without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to maximize transparently than to benchmark compellingly. We believe we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also seize intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, experiences are forced to become C2C2C. We will revolutionize the term "24/7/365". A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. We realize that it is better to whiteboard nano-iteravely than to extend interactively. Think subscriber-defined.