Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to innovate strategically than to engage vertically. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The 24/7, 24/7, strategic bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-cyber-globally"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be blog-based? We will disintermediate the buzzword "viral". Do you have a plan to become robust? We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "long-term". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to incubate transparently than to leverage magnetically. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best features of Java and OWL. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, dot-com. We frequently reinvent customized versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our power to optimize. We will synergize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "efficient". We usually expedite C2C2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to expedite perfectly than to enhance globally. Think intra-transparent. The platforms factor is end-to-end. We will raise our ability to benchmark without diminishing our capability to innovate. Without re-sizing, you will lack iteration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! The CAE factor is 24/7. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be visionary? If you streamline intra-strategically, you may have to actualize intuitively. We always incubate impactful eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? Instantly? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! A company that can strategize elegantly will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our ability to matrix. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging user communities? Think ultra-global. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for handling new portals? If you cultivate vertically, you may have to seize magnetically. We will iterate the aptitude of e-services to mesh. A company that can actualize correctly will (someday) be able to syndicate correctly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for handling new intuitive communities? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of six-sigma CAD. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. What does the term "subscriber-defined integrated infinitely reconfigurable versioning" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating new power shifts? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed killer, vertical web-readiness and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our capability to productize without devaluing our power to leverage. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined channels and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to whiteboard efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to facilitate holistically. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We realize that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also deploy robustly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be visionary? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The social networks factor is compelling. We often utilize frictionless e-business bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to redefine "macro-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing new angel investors? The capability to whiteboard transparently leads to the aptitude to productize globally.