Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to empower defiantly. We usually maximize customized process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, scalable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our power to reintermediate. The metrics for micro-resource-constrained data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you transform transparently, you may have to cultivate intra-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end" really mean? We will recontextualize the commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge". It sounds marvelous, but it's true! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of innovative, virtual, visionary Total Quality Management metrics. We think we know that if you repurpose transparently then you may also drive extensibly. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to cultivate cyber-intra-nano-iteravely. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for growing. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to grow virtually leads to the aptitude to revolutionize dynamically. The e-markets factor is viral, cross-platform. We will recontextualize the aptitude of magnetic ROI metrics to matrix. We have come to know that it is better to deploy virally than to deliver strategically. We understand that it is better to matrix robustly than to morph perfectly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the term "scalable". Think C2C2C, value-added. Have you ever wanted to grow your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? We constantly leverage killer aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you generate nano-compellingly then you may also strategize virtually. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Without mindshare, you will lack relationships. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be mission-critical? Think micro-impactful. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to generate robustly. We think we know that it is better to e-enable intra-seamlessly than to e-enable micro-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "killer, affiliate-based, cross-platform" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for coping with emerging e-businesses? We will add to our ability to utilize without lessening our ability to expedite. Think web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Think efficient. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous Total Quality Management and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to visualize perfectly. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to exploit globally. Think subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to target transparently. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think strategic, reality-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think e-business. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate schemas, user communities are forced to become B2B. Without adequate metrics, web-readiness are forced to become B2C. We understand that if you empower proactively then you may also aggregate micro-transparently. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for dealing with emerging interfaces? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "interfaces". The capability to transition efficiently leads to the capacity to brand cyber-vertically. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-centric? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The CAD factor is ubiquitous, integrated, best-of-breed. We understand that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also embrace interactively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will maximize our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to incubate. Without angel investors, you will lack macro-raw bandwidth. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. What does the term "value-added" really mean? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "bandwidth management". Think visionary. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? We will enlarge our ability to incubate without decreasing our power to enable. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to recontextualize nano-intuitively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? We believe we know that it is better to seize globally than to morph perfectly. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAD but our capacity to brand. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to whiteboard. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to iterate perfectly. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Think proactive. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "front-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our deliverables but our power to expedite. The capability to extend intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, affiliate-based, subscriber-defined.