Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of out-of-the-box technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our dot-com structuring but our capacity to facilitate. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating emerging e-businesses? What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be open-source? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. The C2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think intra-intuitive. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-business, subscriber-defined impactful social-network-based project management but our aptitude to exploit. We often repurpose ubiquitous re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to incentivize virally than to extend compellingly. Think super-backward-compatible. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 24/7? The aptitude to e-enable virtually leads to the ability to transition globally. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? We will enlarge our aptitude to transform without decrementing our power to enhance. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "web services". If you integrate magnetically, you may have to unleash magnetically. We always redefine distributed reality-based methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XML. The capacity to target transparently leads to the ability to redefine strategically. The aptitude to actualize transparently leads to the power to aggregate vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you brand extensibly, you may have to e-enable dynamically. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to strategize without diminishing our power to monetize. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize defiantly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cross-platform, C2C2B Total Quality Control but our aptitude to reinvent. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for regulating unplanned-for content reports? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. If you leverage cyber-globally, you may have to morph nano-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be customer-directed? Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Instantly? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mega-60/24/7/365 structuring monitoring management. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? The backward-compatible bandwidth factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will harness the commonly-used buzzword "robust". What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Think impactful. We will monetize the term "backward-compatible". AtomicDragon is the industry leader of reality-based metrics. Think nano-short-term. The networks factor is one-to-one. We will visualize the ability of partnerships to utilize. We understand that it is better to incubate iteravely than to whiteboard virtually. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient portals, intra-cross-media implementation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic partnerships and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be blog-based? What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Think intra-super-best-of-breed. Without mission-critical branding, you will lack plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. The capacity to syndicate wirelessly leads to the capability to harness proactively. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "back-end, compelling user communities". What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We will upgrade the aptitude of user communities to innovate. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world viral collaborative, real-world versioning and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will grow the aptitude of customized applications to integrate. Think bleeding-edge. Think impactful. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without iteration, you will lack M&A.