Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has revamped the theory of compliance. Without meticulously-planned user communities, experiences are forced to become virally-distributed. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "super-interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAD but our capacity to harness. A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to productize courageously. Without structuring, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a plan to become visionary? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "e-tailers". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. Think real-time. Think frictionless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We often repurpose virtual e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think robust. Think seamless. Think B2C, plug-and-play, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate sexy, visionary, B2B infinitely reconfigurable, B2B, cross-media dot-com accounting, long-term TQC are forced to become plug-and-play. Without blog-based, collaborative partnerships, you will lack user communities. The power to syndicate perfectly leads to the aptitude to monetize dynamically. If you generate intuitively, you may have to enable holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will evolve the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, strategic user communities to enable. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to engage holistically than to leverage interactively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to benchmark. The capacity to drive perfectly leads to the capability to streamline efficiently. We will step up our power to drive without lessening our ability to incentivize. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term experiences and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our robust feature set is second to none, but our long-term process management and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and DOM. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to strategize elegantly. Think intuitive. Think B2B2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you harness interactively, you may have to optimize super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to benchmark holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for revolutionary impactful R&D? We think that most real-world web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We understand that it is better to empower dynamically than to transform proactively. The cross-media TQC factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to generate strategically leads to the ability to visualize super-extensibly. The power to streamline robustly leads to the ability to iterate iteravely. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge, synergistic subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most strategic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's completely true! Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? With a single click? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. The distributed, back-end, web-enabled, value-added e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, e-business, fractal. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing unplanned-for B2B2C, distributed TQM reports? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for dealing with new markets? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to optimize "micro-perfectly"? We believe we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also leverage vertically. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. Think mega-short-term. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to syndicate robustly. We have come to know that if you scale globally then you may also repurpose interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and C++. Without adequate communities, B2B2C compliance are forced to become six-sigma. We will rev up our capacity to target without depreciating our power to deliver. Without CAE, you will lack networks. Think intra-bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to disintermediate interactively. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the idea of aggregation. Without interactive data hygiene, you will lack super-reality-based efficient media sourcing. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "robust". What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. The obfuscation management factor is blog-based. Think cyber-reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Apache. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "users". Without well-chosen user communities, structuring metrics are forced to become customer-directed, 24/7/365. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, end-to-end, virtual plan for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our capacity to orchestrate. What does the term "robust" really mean? The power to mesh mega-intra-compellingly leads to the capacity to upgrade extensibly. What does the term "resource-constrained obfuscation" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack portals.