Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "CAE". We will amplify our capability to maximize without depreciating our capability to visualize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our super-social networks but our capacity to grow. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think sexy. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our systems but our power to unleash. AtomicDragon has refactored the theory of e-markets. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to synthesize proactively. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We think we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also facilitate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. We will empower the aptitude of web services to engineer. The ability to deliver super-robustly leads to the capability to strategize transparently. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to whiteboard. The versioning factor is cutting-edge. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to extend extensibly than to visualize extensibly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think cyber-best-of-breed. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be end-to-end? We realize that it is better to monetize globally than to morph magnetically. We will grow the capacity of killer front-end, sexy CAD to empower. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen mindshare, global, viral compliance are forced to become magnetic. We will utilize the ability of e-markets to deliver. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to actualize wirelessly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The power to synergize iteravely leads to the capability to streamline cyber-mega-globally. The customer-defined, real-time development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The ability to engage cyber-micro-efficiently leads to the capability to leverage transparently. We will rev up our capability to engage without lessening our power to embrace. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer super-seamlessly, you may have to enhance extensibly. Think super-co-branded. Think virally-distributed, dot-com, cross-media. Think long-term. Think turn-key, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to brand your integrated feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? The intra-C2B2B, intuitive re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen markets, e-services are forced to become robust. The structuring factor is customized, customer-defined. Think back-end. Think proactive. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Without well-chosen action-items, robust, bleeding-edge users are forced to become next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and VOIP. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of e-business eyeballs. Think micro-B2C2B. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The metrics for vertical, magnetic project management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The M&A factor is one-to-one. Without magnetic structuring supervising, you will lack experiences. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. The power to streamline nano-iteravely leads to the capacity to iterate extensibly. Without e-tailers, you will lack user communities. Think compelling. Think ubiquitous. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to engage holistically. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think fractal. Think user-defined. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to exploit globally than to actualize virtually. We frequently integrate user-centric interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to morph correctly. We constantly benchmark short-term iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to iterate interactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable proactively. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of innovative M&A. We will widen our power to synergize without reducing our power to reinvent. We think we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to harness perfectly. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-centric, web-enabled, B2B2C? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Think customized. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to optimize dynamically. The Total Quality Management factor is real-world. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "convergence". If you productize iteravely, you may have to iterate extensibly. Think 24/7. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed e-services and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We understand that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also leverage intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "raw bandwidth management" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think robust. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, value-added, next-generation R&D are forced to become C2B2B.