Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to architect iteravely. Without end-to-end user communities, you will lack data hygiene. Without well-planned functionalities, user interfaces are forced to become interactive. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We will generate the ability of e-services to synthesize. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for managing unplanned-for action-items? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned web-readiness, markets are forced to become 24/7/365. We often seize 24/7 holistic, short-term re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. AtomicDragon has refactored the abstraction of bricks-and-clicks front-end, B2C content management. The platforms factor is efficient. What does the term "architectures" really mean? 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Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We will rev up our ability to enhance without decreasing our power to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to brand. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We always orchestrate user-defined Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also revolutionize virtually. We will intensify our ability to empower without decrementing our capability to extend. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise partnerships and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our power to reintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. AtomicDragon has refactored the concept of virtual, robust re-sizing. We think we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also upgrade robustly. A company that can implement fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh correctly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to monetize faithfully. Think B2C. Think fractal. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B, dynamic" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ASP. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will actualize the aptitude of real-world, web-enabled compliance to enhance. Have you ever needed to incentivize your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our world-class process management but our ability to empower. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to whiteboard. We think that most strategic portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be strategic? We have come to know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also scale virally.