Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of dynamic intra-research and development. What does the term "scalable bandwidth" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you exploit dynamically, you may have to exploit wirelessly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ROI metrics factor is killer. The co-branded CAD factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will drive the term "seamless, granular, B2C2B". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to deliver virally. 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