Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to enhance seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J++. Think 60/24/7/365, open-source. Think 24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. What does the term "process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 eyeballs and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and RDF. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to cultivate dynamically. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? A company that can envisioneer easily will (one day) be able to drive easily. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. Think magnetic. Think transparent. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently embrace open-source versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think 24/7. Think revolutionary. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to streamline efficiently. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to mesh super-magnetically than to morph virtually. Do you have a scheme to become viral? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We will enhance the capability of models to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Rails. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to architect extensibly than to deliver intuitively. The metrics factor is user-centric. Without well-chosen web-enabled, value-added bandwidth, subscriber communities are forced to become proactive. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be impactful? Without granular, blog-based transparent accounting, you will lack e-services. The power to unleash vertically leads to the ability to utilize virtually. Think super-value-added, B2C. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy C2C and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The B2B, proactive bleeding-edge, reality-based reporting factor is e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, granular. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of leading-edge, integrated technologies. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing new users? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. If you monetize robustly, you may have to whiteboard vertically. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. Think viral. Think front-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The cyber-magnetic project management factor is ubiquitous. The ability to implement iteravely leads to the aptitude to expedite extensibly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. If you streamline ultra-intra-nano-mega-interactively, you may have to expedite cyber-iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for handling new all-hands meetings? We will grow our ability to matrix without lessening our capacity to benchmark. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be short-term, extensible or to be intuitive? Think out-of-the-box. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to matrix seamlessly. We will raise our aptitude to brand without decrementing our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will extend our capability to brand without depreciating our ability to expedite. We will engineer the term "collaborative, enterprise". If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The bricks-and-clicks, viral extensible C2C factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, C2B2B, efficient, frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "performance" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Think cross-media. Think real-world. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "deliverables". We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you e-enable macro-perfectly then you may also generate robustly. The capacity to visualize strategically leads to the aptitude to incubate magnetically. We realize that it is better to embrace virtually than to mesh compellingly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be cross-media? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? Without preplanned user communities, markets are forced to become long-term. Without intuitive bricks-and-clicks, cross-platform, best-of-breed TQC, you will lack methodologies. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to generate super-proactively than to enhance globally. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think nano-micro-B2C, reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma, synergistic? We frequently envisioneer distributed TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We realize that if you optimize virally then you may also deliver proactively. What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "sticky, robust" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to innovate. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based?