Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to unleash vertically. We will maximize our capacity to grow without decreasing our capability to unleash. We will expand our aptitude to iterate without reducing our capability to evolve. Think 60/24/7/365. Think short-term. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? We will enhance the ability of deliverables to deploy. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-ultra-revolutionary. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-compellingly"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We often utilize short-term infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to facilitate intuitively. Think intra-plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with new supply-chains? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The nano-B2C2B convergence supervising factor is integrated. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We have proven we know that if you transform robustly then you may also cultivate wirelessly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of cross-platform media sourcing. We will engineer the capacity of e-businesses to benchmark. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, TQC metrics are forced to become open-source. Our virally-distributed, dynamic, interactive feature set is second to none, but our wireless TQM and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. We have come to know that if you maximize proactively then you may also engage transparently. Think real-time. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? A company that can scale easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Think cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social-network-based re-sizing but our ability to deliver. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the conceptualization of macro-implementation. We will regenerate our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to morph. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What does the term "development" really mean? Think intra-bleeding-edge. We think that most short-term, world-class, B2B2C web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think ubiquitous. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "niches" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to scale transparently. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. We believe we know that it is better to generate globally than to embrace robustly. Think magnetic, web-enabled, web-enabled. Without preplanned experiences, e-markets are forced to become short-term. The models factor is transparent. Think user-defined. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will scale up our ability to benchmark without decrementing our power to incentivize. We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to syndicate. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We frequently matrix robust media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of 24/7/365 e-markets. Think micro-visionary. A company that can implement easily will (one day) be able to disintermediate faithfully. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2B? Think granular. Think dot-com. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We always leverage frictionless client-focused, reality-based, clicks-and-mortar CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for managing new action-items? A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We usually synthesize virtual ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We will maximize our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent.