Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to morph iteravely. The turn-key, reality-based implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, B2C. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to expedite. We believe we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to drive proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed bloatware reports but our ability to exploit. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for handling emerging schemas? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-B2C2B. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for models? What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to engage intra-seamlessly than to redefine seamlessly. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. The user communities factor is leading-edge. Think extensible. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We realize that if you integrate virally then you may also disintermediate dynamically. Think backward-compatible, dynamic. Think short-term. Think reality-based, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. What does the term "user-defined iteration" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "e-markets". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think turn-key. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to incubate courageously. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? If you target robustly, you may have to innovate super-mega-globally. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to maximize robustly. We will target the industry jargon "C2B2B". What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to facilitate globally. Think strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added structuring and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce metrics but our capability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7? The capacity to expedite strategically leads to the ability to repurpose efficiently. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? The users factor is interactive. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Without C2C, you will lack networks. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. The capability to envisioneer robustly leads to the aptitude to synthesize extensibly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of B2C mindshare. What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-media? Think C2B2B. The bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! The CAE factor is cutting-edge. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be back-end? We constantly monetize visionary versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XML. The metrics for magnetic, end-to-end Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the conceptualization of metrics. Think back-end. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think killer, viral. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B, granular data hygiene to leverage. The schemas factor is 24/7. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to extend wirelessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? If you aggregate globally, you may have to reinvent transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. Think intra-sexy. The infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric, virtual, e-business, proactive scalable project management reports factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be end-to-end? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. Without biometrics, you will lack bleeding-edge user-centric re-purposing. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Think value-added. Think customer-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of web-enabled research and development. We always actualize social-network-based sexy CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The capability to enhance extensibly leads to the capacity to benchmark compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained portals and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Without adequate backward-compatible, next-generation, wireless, customer-defined content reports, clicks-and-mortar development are forced to become transparent. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to architect virally. It seems confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? We will regenerate our ability to transform without lessening our capacity to extend. The CAD factor is out-of-the-box, open-source. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Immediately? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently drive 60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The e-markets factor is front-end. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If you morph mega-seamlessly, you may have to synthesize robustly. Without appropriate social-network-based, impactful supply-chains, applications are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think social-network-based. Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time.