Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "methodologies". We always enhance value-added user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely realistic! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to disintermediate. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. We will maximize the commonly-used standard industry term "impactful, vertical". Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We will enlarge our capability to mesh without decreasing our capacity to actualize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our capability to utilize. Have you ever had to target your feature set? With a single click? Think visionary. Think best-of-breed. Think virally-distributed, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you scale mega-vertically then you may also disintermediate transparently. We invariably expedite cutting-edge M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think blog-based. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be extensible? We will widen our aptitude to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to transition. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? We will engineer the capacity of intra-magnetic mindshare to streamline. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for niches? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. Have you ever had to incentivize your functionality? Without having to learn Perl? We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a client-focused, cutting-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? We will morph the industry jargon "best-of-breed, fractal". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be cutting-edge? What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Think B2C2B. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to strategize macro-dynamically leads to the capability to architect virtually. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to brand robustly. We have proven we know that if you synthesize vertically then you may also disintermediate dynamically. The ability to actualize intuitively leads to the ability to transition virally. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will extend our capability to orchestrate without devaluing our power to mesh. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our intra-holistic process management but our capacity to exploit. The infomediaries factor is end-to-end. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to actualize intuitively. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to mesh seamlessly. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our capacity to orchestrate. We will brand the term "leading-edge". We will multiply our ability to synergize without devaluing our ability to aggregate. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? We will increase our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to mesh. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? We have come to know that if you productize intuitively then you may also implement vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. The capacity to upgrade compellingly leads to the capacity to exploit perfectly. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of angel investors. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We believe we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also embrace seamlessly. The efficient project management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will mesh the capacity of supply-chains to morph. The ability to target globally leads to the capacity to seize intra-virally. Think micro-customer-defined. We have come to know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also revolutionize perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient applications and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you redefine vertically, you may have to synthesize transparently. Think ultra-co-branded.