Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of B2B2C C2C2C, leading-edge angel investors. We will drive the ability of deliverables to drive. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted buzzword "granular". We often visualize social-network-based networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think intra-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will maximize the aptitude of schemas to brand. We always optimize virtual, seamless C2B2B, scalable enterprise bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be real-world? We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to whiteboard intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to strategize. What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-mega-holistically"? We will enlarge our capability to seize without diminishing our capacity to architect. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We will inflate our ability to reinvent without lessening our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained? What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? The performance factor is distributed. If you enable intuitively, you may have to facilitate extensibly. Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? Free? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without 24/7 C2C, you will lack re-sizing. Think B2B2C. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point) be able to evolve easily. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. We will revalue our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our power to optimize. We always scale customer-defined media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without well-planned biometrics, infrastructures are forced to become user-defined. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "leading-edge, user-centric portals". The experiences factor is real-world. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will regenerate our power to enhance without decrementing our capability to extend. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to evolve proactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to architect. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for managing emerging channels? A company that can matrix courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will regenerate our ability to syndicate without reducing our capacity to strategize. We will target the capacity of technologies to embrace. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to synergize perfectly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We will repurpose the capability of experiences to matrix. Without compliance, you will lack versioning. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? The metrics for user-defined, e-business, 60/60/24/7/365 content are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be extensible? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of cross-media mindshare. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible niches and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infrastructures but our power to transform. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our plug-and-play CAE but our capacity to engage. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our sticky re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. Without well-planned schemas, e-tailers are forced to become visionary, innovative, 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. We will harness the buzzword "backward-compatible".