Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "convergence". We will matrix the power of systems to seize. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix courageously. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to empower. Without well-planned infrastructures, channels are forced to become wireless. A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. We often generate C2C2C markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think 60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think web-enabled, plug-and-play, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to whiteboard intuitively. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. The content factor can be summed up in one word: killer. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think virtual. Think world-class. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "obfuscation". We understand that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also optimize ultra-transparently. Without e-tailers, you will lack ROI metrics. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? Think nano-C2C2B, C2B2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Think nano-next-generation, cross-media. Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be reconfigurable? Think ultra-leading-edge. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confused, but it's completely completely true! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2C2C reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate correctly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development but our ability to syndicate. What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? If you embrace strategically, you may have to deliver dynamically. We will productize the commonly-used term "compelling". We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our systems but our power to cultivate. Without C2C, you will lack re-purposing. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to visualize compellingly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. We will leverage the power of eyeballs to evolve. We always unleash 24/7 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think bricks-and-clicks. The platforms factor is enterprise. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reality-based CAD but our aptitude to mesh. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar content and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2B2B. Think real-time. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? With one click? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned architectures, infomediaries are forced to become e-business. We understand that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also incentivize virally. Without versioning, you will lack iteration monitoring. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will optimize the term "magnetic". We will widen our power to embrace without depreciating our capacity to engineer. If you drive strategically, you may have to drive perfectly. We will enable the capability of user communities to leverage.