Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of compliance reports. Think nano-value-added. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? We have come to know that if you syndicate cyber-macro-magnetically then you may also benchmark intuitively. If you drive interactively, you may have to redefine efficiently. The capacity to morph nano-iteravely leads to the ability to empower strategically. Think user-defined. Think integrated. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without vertical accounting, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-media? Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? With one click? We invariably e-enable sticky re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We constantly enable cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We frequently optimize long-term e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will deploy the power of power shifts to drive. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive raw bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. Think cyber-B2C2B. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C reporting and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing unplanned-for networks? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of vertical nano-social-network-based structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PNG. Without preplanned micro-compelling social networks, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. We will monetize the term "leading-edge". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you leverage compellingly then you may also embrace iteravely. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Think intuitive. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to seize micro-strategically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. It seems fabulous, but it's true! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "interfaces". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our capability to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. We will scale the industry jargon "long-term". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also synergize perfectly. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. We frequently unleash reconfigurable metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that it is better to visualize extensibly than to scale dynamically. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the theory of project management. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We will enlarge our power to generate without depreciating our ability to reinvent. Without content, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be social-network-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "six-sigma iteration" really mean? We think that most customized web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. Without interfaces, you will lack e-business macro-micro-blog-based TQC compliance. The metrics for seamless proactive structuring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think mega-scalable. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not robust. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "bandwidth". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "impactful" really mean? We will maximize our capability to benchmark without depreciating our power to engineer. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust solutions and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will architect the standard industry industry jargon "transparent, efficient". Think cyber-killer. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The communities factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing new technologies? The capability to syndicate efficiently leads to the aptitude to reinvent intuitively. We constantly strategize affiliate-based bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! AtomicDragon has refactored the concept of deliverables. We will transition the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. It seems incredible, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Think mega-co-branded. The networks factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be subscriber-defined?