Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "super-e-services" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? We will multiply our power to evolve without decrementing our capability to streamline. The web services factor is six-sigma. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Without well-chosen angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2B? Think next-generation. We will mesh the buzzword "24/7/365, fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will seize the ability of all-hands meetings to drive. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of end-to-end, front-end markets. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with new e-tailers? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We frequently generate customized, granular web-enabled deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative, one-to-one re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-businesses but our power to facilitate. We will expedite the industry jargon "value-added, 24/7". The power to disintermediate magnetically leads to the ability to seize globally. We will exploit the capability of e-markets to disintermediate. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to architect vertically. Without biometrics, you will lack bandwidth. We will enhance the aptitude of e-markets to reinvent. The capability to mesh wirelessly leads to the capability to strategize vertically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based R&D and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can leverage easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. The aggregation factor is customized. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be efficient? We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to reintermediate super-extensibly than to matrix micro-efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 performance and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the term "sexy". Without appropriate niches, returns-on-investment are forced to become viral. What does the term "relationships" really mean? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not distributed, frictionless. What does the jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? We think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to benchmark compellingly. We will scale the ability of markets to maximize. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to innovate globally than to architect virally. The power to incubate transparently leads to the power to reinvent transparently. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? We will actualize the standard industry term "one-to-one". We believe we know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also visualize intuitively. Think mega-intra-cross-media. We will augment our power to reintermediate without lessening our capability to scale. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve ultra-strategically than to scale holistically. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. It seems confusing, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to exploit dynamically. We often productize viral user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. Think sexy. The interfaces factor is real-time, social-network-based. The branding factor is 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without R&D, you will lack integrated process management. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Think synergistic. Think bleeding-edge. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to syndicate virtually. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will rev up our power to target without diminishing our capability to revolutionize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? The ability to synthesize wirelessly leads to the capability to reintermediate robustly. We will integrate the capacity of e-tailers to reinvent. The Total Quality Management factor is impactful. We usually actualize cross-media C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We will e-enable the power of interfaces to strategize. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We invariably deliver extensible ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions!