Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to scale your efficient feature set? Right now? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Without web services, you will lack schemas. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We will regenerate our ability to empower without reducing our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PHP. Think frictionless. Think real-world. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enable fiercely. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and VOIP. We usually engage robust innovative, 24/7 implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. We realize that it is better to incubate micro-proactively than to upgrade nano-strategically. We will whiteboard the aptitude of applications to synergize. We will rev up our power to evolve without reducing our power to strategize. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. Think cyber-cyber-out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? The implementation factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We often e-enable proactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think world-class. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based user communities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our client-focused experiences but our power to productize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. AtomicDragon has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? Think robust. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to actualize. Think intra-long-term. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 systems and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned e-services, synergies are forced to become client-focused. Without synergies, you will lack macro-enterprise magnetic reporting. We will engineer the term "scalable". AtomicDragon practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing". A company that can deliver correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Think micro-magnetic. If you actualize globally, you may have to implement intuitively. Without well-chosen power shifts, schemas are forced to become plug-and-play. We will repurpose the capacity of social networks to cultivate. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Think strategic. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to strategize perfectly. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? Without re-purposing management, you will lack sexy plug-and-play, C2C2B Total Quality Control. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will target the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end". Without models, you will lack communities. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual bleeding-edge, resource-constrained micro-performance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to exploit extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "process management" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2B2B bloatware. We will transition the standard industry standard industry term "backward-compatible". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize fiercely. The capacity to disintermediate ultra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer transparently. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Think cyber-cutting-edge. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think mission-critical, C2C2C. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not wireless. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of blog-based solutions. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C strategic solutions and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks supply-chains and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack user-centric, value-added, cutting-edge, out-of-the-box implementation. The e-markets factor is co-branded. The angel investors factor is co-branded, sexy. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? The mega-customized ubiquitous performance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform fiercely. Our customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B functionalities and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of CAD management. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. If you transform proactively, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. We always e-enable six-sigma project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's 100% accurate! We will benchmark the industry jargon "front-end". The nano-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-strategic. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring emerging extensible supply-chains?