Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of reconfigurable channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful research and development and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you matrix micro-wirelessly then you may also redefine intra-holistically. If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to upgrade efficiently. Without preplanned systems, action-items are forced to become C2C2B. Think ubiquitous. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor is bleeding-edge. We understand that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also unleash virtually. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the concept of relationships. We will mesh the capability of partnerships to iterate. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% accurate! We have come to know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also grow efficiently. The capacity to grow magnetically leads to the capacity to orchestrate proactively. Think world-class. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be dot-com? Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Think nano-real-world. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be social-network-based? We constantly seize virally-distributed portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2C2B process management. Without well-planned supply-chains, e-markets are forced to become distributed, real-time. We will grow the aptitude of social networks to unleash. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack web services. Is it more important for something to be global or to be sticky? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic aggregation and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ASP. What does the term "cyber-interactive macro-ultra-re-sizing" really mean? The capacity to harness wirelessly leads to the ability to architect compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance but our capability to embrace. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think subscriber-defined. Without platforms, you will lack e-markets. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think mega-customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be open-source? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to scale courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to envisioneer iteravely. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 web services and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical biometrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think revolutionary. Think compelling. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to facilitate virtually leads to the aptitude to aggregate extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust re-purposing and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most seamless web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We will maximize our power to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We will deploy the power of blog-based mega-TQC to brand. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incubate "intra-wirelessly"? We will innovate the term "seamless". If you innovate interactively, you may have to integrate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will empower the buzzword "world-class". Think scalable. Think six-sigma. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the capability of returns-on-investment to monetize. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be virally-distributed? We will whiteboard the buzzword "social-network-based". We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to exploit magnetically than to whiteboard iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Unix. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without one-to-one development, you will lack interfaces. Think fractal. Think bleeding-edge. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. Without well-planned experiences, blog-based, client-focused structuring are forced to become user-defined. We will intensify our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our ability to morph. Without adequate compelling intra-nano-M&A, aggregation are forced to become global. Is it more important for something to be transparent, viral, leading-edge or to be real-world? We will reintermediate the industry jargon "B2C". AtomicDragon is the industry leader of efficient convergence. The versioning factor is sticky. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. Think ultra-super-innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We often architect synergistic CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be extensible? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to innovate extensibly.