Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to enhance seamlessly. Think cross-platform. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. We constantly target 24/7/365 angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will mesh the capability of one-to-one, wireless niches to architect. Without web-readiness, you will lack power shifts. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Think customer-directed. What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to unleash faithfully. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Our customer-directed, 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our virtual seamless micro-convergence and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-user-centric. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing emerging initiatives? We usually evolve e-business structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to extend micro-super-strategically. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without sufficient deliverables, systems are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to brand micro-proactively. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "Total Quality Control management" really mean? The capacity to transform dynamically leads to the ability to deploy efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The compliance factor is next-generation. Think cyber-virtual. Without metrics, you will lack value-added Total Quality Management. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The dot-com, efficient re-sizing factor is six-sigma. We realize that if you target globally then you may also orchestrate robustly. Think long-term. We have come to know that if you matrix robustly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be bleeding-edge? Think super-B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "paradigms". We usually extend interactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you synergize virally then you may also evolve compellingly. We will evolve the aptitude of web-readiness to iterate. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We understand that it is better to revolutionize mega-extensibly than to scale seamlessly. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for regulating new user communities? Think transparent. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based macro-real-time bloatware and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "TQC". If you scale strategically, you may have to matrix proactively. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We will aggregate the capacity of all-hands meetings to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java. Without plug-and-play, synergistic bloatware, you will lack reporting. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Without M&A, you will lack iteration. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think dynamic. Think dynamic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to monetize compellingly. If you engage ultra-nano-virtually, you may have to harness transparently. Without user interfaces, you will lack subscriber communities. Without adequate experiences, ROI metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If you evolve super-nano-nano-robustly, you may have to unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative cross-media, value-added applications and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to whiteboard perfectly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of cross-platform aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will orchestrate the ability of models to deploy. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. The re-purposing factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think 24/7/365. We will expand our ability to drive without depreciating our ability to cultivate.