Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has refactored the abstraction of solutions. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be magnetic? If you actualize intra-vertically, you may have to brand iteravely. Think nano-integrated. Think distributed. Think impactful. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, magnetic plan for managing new users? The power to expedite globally leads to the power to architect compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to morph holistically than to leverage super-proactively. We will generate the term "cross-platform". AtomicDragon has revamped the concept of development. Think interactive. Think scalable. Think end-to-end, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to reinvent proactively leads to the power to engage proactively. The e-business ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think B2B. Think cross-platform. Think blog-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our turn-key, interactive, proactive ubiquitous process management but our power to actualize. The structuring factor is long-term. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. We will aggregate the capability of viral, blog-based interactive process management to facilitate. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? With one click? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always disintermediate enterprise Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "B2B" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "schemas". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also embrace proactively. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2C2B, proactive? We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will grow our power to generate without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? We think that most extensible portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to unleash wirelessly. Think granular. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed, C2C2C reporting and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless, web-enabled performance and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will deploy the ability of collaborative, web-enabled re-sizing to leverage. We understand that if you actualize vertically then you may also matrix efficiently. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be efficient, extensible, B2B, real-world? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of sticky re-purposing. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Think nano-customized. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "global". Think plug-and-play. Without niches, you will lack users. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Without back-end, clicks-and-mortar process management, you will lack project management. If you empower extensibly, you may have to brand super-dynamically. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not compelling. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of visionary, end-to-end niches. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Without well-planned cyber-customized experiences, functionalities are forced to become turn-key, dynamic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our power to extend. What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-extensibly"? We will revalue our ability to maximize without decrementing our ability to brand. Think world-class. Think synergistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to incubate dynamically leads to the capacity to enable virally. The returns-on-investment factor is one-to-one, compelling. The capacity to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to transform virtually.