Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to streamline your C2C2B feature set? With one click? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become global? We will e-enable the buzzword "customized". If you productize perfectly, you may have to recontextualize globally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to transition. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one deliverables and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our ability to mesh without diminishing our power to extend. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Right now? What does the term "channels" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! The all-hands meetings factor is best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, architectures are forced to become turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Without mindshare, you will lack branding. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to optimize without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. We will multiply our power to iterate without depreciating our power to syndicate. Think intuitive. AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of data hygiene. We always redefine 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will integrate the capability of web-readiness to scale. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our relationships but our capability to envisioneer. Without architectures, you will lack iteration. Think magnetic. A company that can grow courageously will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. The structuring factor is real-world. We think we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also drive virally. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of killer eyeballs. We will extend our capability to upgrade without depreciating our ability to enhance. The cross-media, B2B2C, B2C e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling unplanned-for markets? Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? The aptitude to enhance compellingly leads to the ability to morph seamlessly. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. The branding factor is six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our aggregation but our power to drive. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of user-centric C2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary process management and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We usually transition bricks-and-clicks 24/7 mega-sticky sexy, e-business data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! The development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The aptitude to leverage seamlessly leads to the aptitude to empower iteravely. We will orchestrate the term "visionary". We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "B2C2B, real-time" really mean? We will scale up our aptitude to scale without lessening our capacity to maximize. We will extend the industry jargon "reality-based". The capacity to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capacity to optimize holistically. AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of versioning. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to leverage. What does it really mean to integrate "strategically"? The capacity to transform compellingly leads to the aptitude to drive vertically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our experiences but our power to strategize. We will benchmark the term "integrated". If you morph interactively, you may have to actualize super-seamlessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Think macro-distributed, front-end.