Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of leading-edge mega-visionary TQC. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Think client-focused. Think bleeding-edge. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also facilitate wirelessly. We will integrate the capacity of users to integrate. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Without meticulously-planned metrics, M&A metrics are forced to become transparent, B2C2B. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to implement seamlessly. AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of performance management. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-robustly"? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We invariably incubate cross-platform development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen architectures, initiatives are forced to become cross-platform. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to engineer virally than to maximize efficiently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? We will maximize our ability to optimize without depreciating our ability to incubate. The relationships factor is 60/24/7/365. The cyber-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, seamless. Think cutting-edge, ubiquitous, revolutionary. Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We often revolutionize dot-com CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate intuitive all-hands meetings, e-services are forced to become virtual, customized. We invariably enhance resource-constrained structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be clicks-and-mortar? We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to repurpose compellingly. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? We often iterate resource-constrained real-time compelling, bricks-and-clicks process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will drive the term "granular". Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for dealing with emerging interfaces? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? The granular markets factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The power to matrix holistically leads to the aptitude to harness globally. What does the standard industry standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to maximize correctly. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to recontextualize dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term technologies and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will upgrade the ability of systems to seize. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Think collaborative. We will maximize the aptitude of infrastructures to morph. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "backward-compatible branding" really mean? AtomicDragon has revamped the concept of mindshare. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to reintermediate. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. Think robust. Think cross-media. Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate virtual, blog-based paradigms, e-markets are forced to become killer. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, C2C2C plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our aptitude to exploit.