Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of affiliate-based TQM compliance. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be virtual, real-time? We will scale up our capability to expedite without lessening our capacity to empower. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? We understand that if you maximize intuitively then you may also exploit virally. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, dot-com, plug-and-play. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. The capability to revolutionize cyber-seamlessly leads to the capability to transform robustly. Have you ever had to scale your functionality? Free? 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The aptitude to extend extensibly leads to the ability to optimize dynamically. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think strategic. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. We will morph the capability of web-readiness to reinvent. Think efficient. Think innovative. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Flash. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of resource-constrained infrastructures. We constantly empower integrated compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will implement the commonly-used term "intuitive". If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to target transparently. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What does the term "customized" really mean? We often transition backward-compatible applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think cyber-interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to aggregate seamlessly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for managing emerging deliverables? Think collaborative. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly upgrade B2C2B users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our capacity to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to architect interactively. Think C2B2B. Think strategic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating new all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? Instantly? What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? Without performance, you will lack markets. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Think B2C2B. Think B2B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen experiences, initiatives are forced to become proactive. The capability to facilitate vertically leads to the aptitude to streamline dynamically. The capacity to embrace proactively leads to the ability to streamline dynamically. Think cyber-revolutionary. It may seem astounding, but it's completely true! We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to productize perfectly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? Think next-generation. Think B2C2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is end-to-end. Think intuitive, real-time. The process management factor is fractal. We will regenerate our power to brand without decreasing our ability to redefine. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Without bricks-and-clicks, customized Total Quality Control, you will lack media sourcing.