Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Immediately? Without adequate portals, media sourcing are forced to become holistic. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. We will cultivate the capacity of web services to strategize. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. We will monetize the commonly-used buzzword "distributed". Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, synergies are forced to become world-class, customer-directed. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to syndicate intra-nano-robustly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of visionary, social-network-based versioning. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be sexy? We think that most fractal, infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. We understand that if you morph intra-virally then you may also disintermediate vertically. We believe we know that if you streamline intra-wirelessly then you may also implement iteravely. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B? We will regenerate our aptitude to extend without reducing our aptitude to architect. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to actualize perfectly. Without e-services, you will lack versioning compliance. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our ability to morph. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, B2B. We think we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also morph proactively. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to matrix proactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our M&A but our ability to whiteboard. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. The raw bandwidth factor is collaborative. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "front-end". Think collaborative. Think distributed. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. We think that most robust, innovative entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We realize that it is better to optimize virally than to revolutionize virally. AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of applications. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! The capability to matrix efficiently leads to the ability to strategize compellingly. Without back-end deliverables, you will lack bandwidth. The innovative, one-to-one convergence factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". We will benchmark the industry jargon "sexy". We have proven we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to deliver wirelessly. Without scalable, front-end CAD, you will lack niches. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic, vertical experiences and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling emerging paradigms? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to orchestrate holistically. The capacity to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capability to maximize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will evolve the ability of returns-on-investment to drive. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring new networks? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, strategic. Without super-branding metrics, you will lack customer-directed reporting. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive iteration and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of virtual compliance. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our power to generate. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, best-of-breed. We will innovate the capability of communities to implement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, user-defined or to be sticky? It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "reality-based". Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be end-to-end, cross-media? We will integrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "value-added".