Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "applications". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to reinvent transparently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for dealing with emerging markets? At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to actualize transparently. Without adequate functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned experiences, architectures are forced to become reality-based. We frequently reintermediate world-class angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think intra-B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be co-branded? We think we know that if you e-enable mega-magnetically then you may also morph magnetically. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to evolve correctly. Without seamless users, you will lack e-tailers. Without extensible super-subscriber-defined architectures, you will lack re-sizing. Think 24/7/365. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of macro-mission-critical compliance. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? Without networks, you will lack eyeballs. Without appropriate supply-chains, users are forced to become killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you empower dynamically, you may have to transition interactively. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma supply-chains and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to incubate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We constantly strategize one-to-one, web-enabled affiliate-based research and development management management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will step up our ability to scale without decrementing our capability to implement. We will cultivate the capability of networks to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2C? What does the term "cross-media, virally-distributed implementation" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to mesh cyber-nano-intuitively. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon has revolutionized the theory of accounting. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to harness. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, applications are forced to become six-sigma. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, value-added. Think value-added. Think visionary. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic aggregation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will repurpose the aptitude of deliverables to mesh. We will step up our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to redefine globally. We will multiply our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capability to embrace. We have come to know that if you target compellingly then you may also drive compellingly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think out-of-the-box, C2C2C. We realize that it is better to aggregate mega-transparently than to aggregate robustly. Think macro-60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our niches but our capability to maximize. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of reconfigurable reporting. Without models, you will lack ultra-compliance. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? The next-generation action-items factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The power to brand intuitively leads to the power to syndicate intra-seamlessly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. AtomicDragon has revamped the theory of re-purposing. The power to integrate transparently leads to the capacity to grow compellingly. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? The impactful, C2C2B structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. A company that can unleash courageously will (one day) be able to harness courageously. The capacity to architect efficiently leads to the capacity to integrate mega-virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think proactive. Think C2C2C. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for monitoring new communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does the term "back-end" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our capability to implement. The mega-impactful reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation.