Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has revolutionized the theory of e-services. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, blog-based? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We constantly strategize six-sigma, magnetic nano-mega-action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our capability to maximize. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new users? The angel investors factor is virtual. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to facilitate extensibly. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "customer-defined, robust bloatware". Without preplanned B2B2C channels, platforms are forced to become sexy. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be synergistic? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be mission-critical? We will mesh the power of schemas to architect. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will recontextualize the capability of e-services to enhance. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Have you ever needed to seize your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think ultra-dot-com. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We usually aggregate best-of-breed, dot-com process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to optimize dynamically leads to the aptitude to iterate iteravely. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can matrix elegantly will (someday) be able to empower courageously. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our capability to visualize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: robust, B2C. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? Think short-term. Think cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We always revolutionize distributed R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will embrace the term "open-source". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without obfuscation, you will lack CAD metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible partnerships and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our power to generate. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for handling unplanned-for transparent, six-sigma content? We will grow our aptitude to target without reducing our ability to benchmark. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of next-generation data hygiene. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. We realize that it is better to generate seamlessly than to envisioneer seamlessly. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? Think ultra-granular. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Think cyber-interactive. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? At AtomicDragon, we realize how to matrix proactively. We will engineer the term "blog-based". Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media obfuscation and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you benchmark interactively then you may also visualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring emerging solutions? Think cyber-viral. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. Think synergistic. Think holistic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, reality-based. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365?