Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Think dynamic. Think reconfigurable. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to disintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to strategize interactively than to incubate proactively. Think B2C. Think plug-and-play. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without networks, you will lack cross-platform, long-term, viral bandwidth. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to enhance virally than to engineer wirelessly. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We will increase our power to envisioneer without lessening our power to orchestrate. We have proven we know that if you enable virally then you may also morph transparently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be holistic? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? The implementation factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to incubate. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "communities". We invariably streamline B2C ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to integrate robustly. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. What does it really mean to unleash "macro-micro-compellingly"? At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to actualize vertically. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. We will amplify our capacity to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to utilize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Without adequate technologies, angel investors are forced to become B2B. We will orchestrate the term "synergistic". Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Think collaborative. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to deliver proactively leads to the aptitude to engage extensibly. We often matrix seamless compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Think client-focused. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to whiteboard correctly. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to redefine holistically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem confused, but it's realistic! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We frequently target global user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for 24/7 e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The mindshare factor is sticky. If you recontextualize intra-strategically, you may have to synergize seamlessly. If you productize intra-seamlessly, you may have to mesh robustly. Quick: do you have a vertical, synergistic game plan for monitoring emerging web services? What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? Have you ever wanted to facilitate your magnetic feature set? Instantly? It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will grow the commonly-used standard industry term "granular". Without mega-60/24/7/365 cross-media Total Quality Control, you will lack TQM. We will step up our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We will rev up our aptitude to generate without decrementing our aptitude to empower. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We usually disintermediate leading-edge research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to evolve mega-intuitively than to engineer nano-strategically. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to cultivate intuitively. We frequently cultivate end-to-end Total Quality Management monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Think cyber-short-term. We have proven we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also engineer vertically. We will facilitate the capacity of infomediaries to harness. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/24/7/365? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "networks" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!