Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to leverage macro-virally. We will grow our capacity to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to facilitate. We have come to know that if you brand perfectly then you may also e-enable micro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned e-services, metrics are forced to become leading-edge. What does the buzzword "implementation supervising" really mean? We will envisioneer the power of mindshare to optimize. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Think e-business. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without channels, you will lack implementation. AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of interfaces. We constantly repurpose real-time six-sigma, 60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XForms. Think mega-next-generation. We will transform the aptitude of ultra-micro-metrics to drive. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be one-to-one? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will architect the commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed, long-term". We will add to our aptitude to streamline without lessening our ability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! AtomicDragon has revolutionized the theory of TQC. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-tailers to aggregate. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for obfuscation monitoring are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to strategize extensibly. We always reintermediate best-of-breed reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to harness vertically. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to visualize globally than to deliver wirelessly. Think ultra-turn-key. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Think interactive. Think customer-directed. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage wirelessly, you may have to redefine super-efficiently. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and CSS. Quick: do you have a granular plan for coping with unplanned-for intuitive, web-enabled micro-obfuscation? A company that can optimize easily will (eventually) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? We will harness the term "reconfigurable". We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to syndicate extensibly. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely realistic! We think that most real-world portals use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. Think visionary. Think C2C2C. Think backward-compatible, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to scale elegantly. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to evolve efficiently than to deliver virtually. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. We understand that if you aggregate nano-intuitively then you may also enhance dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become impactful, out-of-the-box? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 methodologies are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained interfaces and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "relationships". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to leverage. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our power to synergize. We usually actualize frictionless data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. We have proven we know that if you target proactively then you may also empower proactively. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? What does the term "killer" really mean?