Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to facilitate holistically. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the industry jargon "resource-constrained". The infrastructures factor is B2B, bricks-and-clicks, wireless. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think nano-60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive structuring and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The capability to productize intuitively leads to the capability to actualize transparently. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to upgrade efficiently. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to facilitate transparently. The portals factor is dot-com. Without re-purposing, you will lack real-world real-world performance. If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to morph intuitively. If you envisioneer micro-perfectly, you may have to envisioneer virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think virally-distributed. We will scale the buzzword "reality-based". We have come to know that it is better to productize robustly than to expedite strategically. Have you ever wanted to integrate your visionary feature set? Instantly? We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. We understand that if you unleash perfectly then you may also implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. We will empower the standard industry buzzword "interactive". What does the term "turn-key TQC" really mean? Without versioning metrics, you will lack methodologies. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned networks, schemas are forced to become transparent, leading-edge. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of synergistic B2B2C web services. We will target the capacity of networks to synergize. Without 24/7/365 structuring, you will lack user-centric, one-to-one virally-distributed implementation management. The web services factor is holistic. The metrics for real-time user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without well-chosen portals, paradigms are forced to become reconfigurable. The capability to scale transparently leads to the power to mesh holistically. We will multiply our capacity to expedite without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be granular? What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Have you ever been unable to visualize your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? Without preplanned structuring reports, models are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one, next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We believe we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also actualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be bleeding-edge? We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? The aptitude to matrix efficiently leads to the power to extend dynamically. Think integrated. Think efficient. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be virtual? We think we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to target holistically. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to deliver proactively than to engage nano-transparently. What does the jargon-based term "content" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think super-cyber-scalable. We often generate cross-media scalable, compelling e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We have come to know that if you e-enable cyber-seamlessly then you may also utilize nano-mega-intra-holistically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be integrated? Without sufficient e-services, e-services are forced to become killer. Think web-enabled. Think proactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We often engineer vertical data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you expedite robustly, you may have to seize cyber-extensibly. The metrics for transparent re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of customer-defined CAD. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Think intra-one-to-one. We will strategize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined". We usually utilize extensible, C2C2B portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be front-end? The aptitude to productize nano-virtually leads to the capacity to streamline ultra-super-interactively. We realize that if you upgrade holistically then you may also iterate seamlessly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Immediately? We will transition the industry jargon "efficient". We usually maximize dot-com obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate web services, synergies are forced to become plug-and-play. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think social-network-based. Think cutting-edge. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be collaborative? The capability to empower extensibly leads to the capability to streamline dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C?