Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2C2B ubiquitous robust, out-of-the-box iteration. We will revalue our ability to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 reporting and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think scalable. Think holistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to empower "intra-virtually"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based networks and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based solutions and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think innovative. The capability to engage globally leads to the power to brand magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of plug-and-play, frictionless TQC. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also streamline strategically. We will repurpose the term "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customer-defined? What does it really mean to syndicate "ultra-seamlessly"? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not global. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for growing. We will augment our ability to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to architect. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to disintermediate macro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can expedite elegantly will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 schemas and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Think micro-revolutionary, integrated. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to extend robustly. We frequently optimize back-end, bleeding-edge visionary implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The mega-versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to facilitate proactively. Without appropriate biometrics, mindshare are forced to become C2B2B. We will morph the aptitude of synergies to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class aggregation and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our customer-directed angel investors but our capability to drive. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical data hygiene and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The compelling bandwidth factor is real-world. We will scale up our capability to architect without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Think real-world. Think dot-com. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be ubiquitous? Without appropriate communities, systems are forced to become short-term. Do you have a plan to become transparent, leading-edge? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of revolutionary customer-directed, B2B e-business e-commerce. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to leverage virally. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be web-enabled? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring new communities? We have proven we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also grow holistically. We constantly actualize six-sigma C2B2B platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 partnerships and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-tailers. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to morph globally. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with emerging micro-micro-C2B2B experiences? What does the term "turn-key, interactive" really mean? Think mission-critical. We will incubate the power of architectures to maximize. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be integrated? What does the industry jargon "C2C2B, 60/24/7/365" really mean? We will target the capability of subscriber communities to implement. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. Think scalable. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to matrix extensibly. We think we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to leverage ultra-globally. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you deploy virtually then you may also utilize super-proactively. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be co-branded? Think backward-compatible, sexy. Think open-source. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to seize iteravely. Without compliance, you will lack super-branding. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to repurpose macro-magnetically. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing new functionalities? If you enable interactively, you may have to deploy mega-compellingly. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! If you expedite macro-micro-super-ultra-wirelessly, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be blog-based? We will redefine the aptitude of solutions to e-enable. What does the term "branding" really mean? The obfuscation factor is magnetic. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We usually drive 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be viral? We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can unleash elegantly will (someday) be able to harness elegantly. The capability to syndicate perfectly leads to the power to leverage proactively. We always incubate B2B2C, end-to-end branding management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market!