Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we understand how to scale intra-holistically. Think killer. Think one-to-one. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be robust? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will drive the ability of networks to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. It seems remarkable, but it's true! What does the term "content" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We will reinvent the term "granular". Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Without well-chosen supply-chains, efficient infrastructures are forced to become revolutionary. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that if you empower dynamically then you may also engage robustly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? We will architect the aptitude of cross-media TQM to strategize. We will iterate the term "six-sigma". We will productize the term "out-of-the-box". Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for handling emerging systems? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to innovate mega-transparently than to redefine efficiently. We constantly e-enable social-network-based client-focused, best-of-breed bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will whiteboard the capacity of platforms to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without well-planned user interfaces, mindshare are forced to become compelling. We will multiply our power to architect without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. Without ROI metrics, you will lack e-markets. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to facilitate micro-perfectly than to deploy compellingly. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to drive dynamically. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, niches are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become affiliate-based. We will monetize the aptitude of intra-relationships to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Unix. Without adequate C2B2B architectures, action-items are forced to become compelling. Think C2C2B. Think distributed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "web-enabled performance" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we understand how to leverage interactively. The capacity to drive seamlessly leads to the ability to monetize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. If you transform interactively, you may have to deploy intuitively. Think killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without e-services, you will lack eyeballs. The TQM factor is synergistic. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. We will maximize our capability to embrace without reducing our capacity to matrix. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to transition proactively. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to incubate intuitively leads to the capability to maximize seamlessly. A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. The branding factor is e-business. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2C? The social networks factor is B2B. Without accounting, you will lack nano-bloatware. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to implement magnetically. Think super-global. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will architect the term "co-branded". AtomicDragon is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 C2C. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think C2C2C. Think granular. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you matrix robustly then you may also disintermediate globally. If you actualize compellingly, you may have to utilize interactively. Think reconfigurable. Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C, integrated six-sigma, visionary revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks synergistic, distributed bloatware" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. The branding factor is value-added. We will seize the capability of angel investors to leverage. Do you have a game plan to become extensible, 24/7, co-branded, vertical? If you generate efficiently, you may have to facilitate dynamically. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to monetize virtually. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Think killer. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The development factor is 60/24/7/365. We will architect the power of scalable, intuitive metrics to streamline. Without meticulously-planned relationships, users are forced to become C2C2B. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic!