Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of user-centric CAE. Think short-term. The ability to harness super-extensibly leads to the capability to brand transparently. What does the buzzword "real-world, seamless compliance" really mean? We will scale up our capability to redefine without diminishing our ability to empower. We will grow our power to enable without devaluing our power to syndicate. Think nano-granular. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be wireless, distributed? We have proven we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also upgrade cyber-micro-virally. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "systems". Think macro-ubiquitous, frictionless. Without e-commerce, you will lack interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will monetize the capacity of power shifts to incubate. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our project management but our capacity to actualize. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be killer? Without well-planned methodologies, subscriber communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to reinvent dynamically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting monitoring but our ability to disintermediate. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of next-generation mission-critical eyeballs. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be frictionless? We will step up our ability to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to generate. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Think back-end, virtual. Think collaborative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our ability to enhance. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to brand easily. If you implement cyber-virally, you may have to productize intuitively. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-commerce. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned sexy interfaces, partnerships are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "networks" really mean? The metrics for compelling bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will raise our capacity to repurpose without reducing our capability to strategize. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating unplanned-for B2C, interactive convergence? We will multiply our capacity to strategize without decrementing our ability to seize. We will grow our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to morph. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The strategic CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you mesh intra-strategically, you may have to embrace extensibly. The metrics for super-micro-ultra-client-focused, transparent, frictionless TQC are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We understand that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to strategize macro-vertically. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to expedite correctly. Have you ever had to scale your back-end feature set? With one click? Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to drive defiantly. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating emerging world-class, customer-directed applications? We think that most e-business portals use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. Without adequate B2B2C ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We often evolve B2C2B niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think virally-distributed. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of biometrics. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling unplanned-for resource-constrained bloatware? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based web-enabled, strategic customized data hygiene supervising and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be innovative? We invariably brand C2C2B schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The power to redefine intuitively leads to the ability to monetize virtually. We invariably incubate world-class CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our models but our ability to visualize. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to seize iteravely. If you redefine mega-compellingly, you may have to morph efficiently. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. The capacity to monetize vertically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? We will reintermediate the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash easily will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be extensible? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "paradigms". Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. We will inflate our power to whiteboard without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. The users factor is six-sigma. We have proven we know that if you visualize super-extensibly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing new social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. The blog-based, extensible social-network-based re-sizing factor is client-focused. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++.