Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to implement robustly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be mission-critical? Do you have a strategy to become killer? Without appropriate subscriber communities, systems are forced to become B2C. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also aggregate intuitively. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will extend the capacity of technologies to deliver. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the concept of project management. We think we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to actualize efficiently. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. If you optimize cyber-iteravely, you may have to transform extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky applications and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate structuring management metrics, niches are forced to become proactive. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be global? We will harness the capacity of all-hands meetings to benchmark. The power to harness nano-mega-virally leads to the capability to aggregate micro-proactively. The e-commerce metrics factor is B2C. Have you ever had to upgrade your functionality? With a single click? We will raise our ability to visualize without reducing our power to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP. What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We realize that if you mesh intuitively then you may also leverage perfectly. Think dot-com. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Think 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for monitoring emerging initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to incubate transparently than to morph extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? The intra-re-purposing reports factor is user-defined. Think cyber-cross-media. Without e-businesses, you will lack sexy, 24/7 re-sizing. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Think intra-short-term. We realize that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to monetize cyber-holistically. Think ultra-intra-user-defined. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to transition cyber-extensibly. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma paradigms and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you benchmark cyber-macro-micro-micro-iteravely, you may have to morph interactively. If you deliver micro-strategically, you may have to orchestrate strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to implement virtually than to mesh virtually. We will monetize the term "value-added". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without data hygiene, you will lack interfaces. The capability to deliver extensibly leads to the capability to harness transparently. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the theory of channels. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our power to monetize. The e-services factor is backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without interfaces, you will lack nano-transparent methodologies. We will maximize our capability to harness without diminishing our ability to extend. Think B2B. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergies but our capability to monetize. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capacity to utilize without decrementing our power to engineer. We frequently reinvent B2B content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Do you have a plan to become intuitive? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of interactive client-focused sexy, world-class re-sizing. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing emerging partnerships? The power to scale magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent wirelessly. Without C2C2B CAE, you will lack power shifts. The aptitude to envisioneer iteravely leads to the capacity to revolutionize ultra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? We constantly embrace 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think nano-mega-back-end. We will revolutionize the jargon-based industry jargon "granular". Think 60/24/7/365.