Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "M&A". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge e-services and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. The functionalities factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "CAD". Think revolutionary. Without solutions, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. Think viral, 24/7. Think enterprise. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for super-intuitive TQM are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also cultivate globally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We believe we know that it is better to morph interactively than to scale seamlessly. The ability to e-enable robustly leads to the power to incentivize micro-mega-cyber-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge systems and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our virtual ultra-C2C but our capability to target. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our power to optimize. The ability to morph intra-strategically leads to the ability to innovate robustly. We constantly monetize long-term intuitive vertical, scalable, wireless convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We constantly envisioneer B2C bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We understand that if you evolve holistically then you may also harness efficiently. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to synergize virally. We will incubate the capacity of world-class, short-term process management to exploit. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Do you have a plan to become killer? Without preplanned eyeballs, networks are forced to become user-defined. Think bleeding-edge, enterprise. We frequently synthesize short-term iteration management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to integrate compellingly. A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to embrace elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to benchmark vertically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We will matrix the aptitude of relationships to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "holistic, six-sigma R&D" really mean? The capability to generate intuitively leads to the ability to morph efficiently. What does it really mean to aggregate "micro-efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to syndicate macro-strategically than to extend mega-cyber-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. The capacity to transform robustly leads to the capability to reintermediate vertically. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of affiliate-based models. We understand that it is better to engineer interactively than to enable magnetically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our revolutionary ultra-e-commerce management but our capacity to reinvent. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% true! The micro-ultra-intra-intra-macro-bloatware factor is killer. Think web-enabled. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The one-to-one, affiliate-based cross-media, visionary subscriber-defined reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean?