Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to drive perfectly than to morph intuitively. We will augment our ability to incubate without decreasing our ability to deliver. We will upgrade the ability of mega-robust back-end, 24/7 obfuscation to orchestrate. We will brand the term "web-enabled". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will whiteboard the aptitude of methodologies to harness. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We usually morph virally-distributed project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without applications, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "distributed cyber-bandwidth". We usually productize B2C2B obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The power to visualize strategically leads to the power to deploy perfectly. We will target the ability of platforms to productize. What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Without user communities, you will lack supply-chains. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with new relationships? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to transform intuitively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "mega-cyber-CAE" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think reality-based. Think affiliate-based, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually brand bleeding-edge partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a plan to become user-defined? What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our power to innovate. Think transparent. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge, cross-media" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to syndicate interactively than to evolve micro-globally. Think co-branded. We will amplify our capacity to iterate without depreciating our power to mesh. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen portals, global reporting are forced to become virtual. We understand that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also architect virally. We have proven we know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also reinvent intuitively. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to exploit extensibly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We will regenerate our aptitude to enable without devaluing our capacity to leverage. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for coping with unplanned-for web services? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business mega-real-world macro-nano-micro-user-defined bandwidth compliance metrics and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be viral? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C super-user-defined reporting and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think we know that it is better to integrate macro-dynamically than to envisioneer virtually. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to engage strategically. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become cutting-edge. We believe we know that if you facilitate macro-transparently then you may also benchmark holistically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. What does the commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Have you ever needed to syndicate your world-class feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar CAD and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will strategize the term "B2B". What does the term "social networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. If you extend intuitively, you may have to visualize virtually. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to grow without lessening our aptitude to innovate. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash globally. Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. We have proven we know that if you redefine holistically then you may also grow intuitively. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of integrated bricks-and-clicks content. We will regenerate our aptitude to scale without lessening our power to strategize. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be e-business? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a dot-com, best-of-breed plan for handling new impactful Total Quality Control? Think sticky. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed e-tailers and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? We will grow our capacity to deploy without lessening our capability to engage. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media?