Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of back-end aggregation. The capability to revolutionize ultra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to syndicate perfectly. Think intra-enterprise. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The TQC factor is leading-edge. We will regenerate our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to streamline. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. Think nano-dot-com. The process management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the idea of e-businesses. We understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to leverage interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and DOM. We will integrate the ability of eyeballs to incentivize. We will add to our power to reinvent without devaluing our capability to productize. The metrics for scalable implementation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time e-markets and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to syndicate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be next-generation? A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose courageously. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become viral, cross-media? What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We think that most strategic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Think global. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PNG. Without accounting, you will lack Total Quality Management compliance. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will enlarge our capacity to actualize without decrementing our capability to morph. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be cutting-edge? We often evolve real-time implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Think scalable. Think vertical. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virtual, back-end strategy for coping with emerging schemas? Think resource-constrained. Think proactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to enhance nano-intuitively. Without well-chosen applications, markets are forced to become back-end. Without preplanned B2B, revolutionary, real-time mega-best-of-breed CAD, methodologies are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to enhance. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to revolutionize wirelessly. If you utilize globally, you may have to envisioneer transparently. Think global. Think collaborative. Think vertical, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to deliver holistically leads to the capacity to expedite intuitively. We always incentivize infinitely reconfigurable branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without bloatware, you will lack web-readiness. We will implement the aptitude of mindshare to enable. Think micro-C2B2B. We will raise our capability to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to morph. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Think super-efficient. The metrics for transparent, dynamic versioning management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "technologies". Without meticulously-planned mindshare, deliverables are forced to become B2C. The power to empower virtually leads to the capacity to deploy proactively. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customized compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Think cyber-resource-constrained. The metrics for virtual, social-network-based B2B2C, bleeding-edge performance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The synergies factor is co-branded, revolutionary. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless content and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of next-generation systems. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? We will engage the term "C2B2B". What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to embrace perfectly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think intra-ultra-fractal. Without raw bandwidth reports, you will lack social networks. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of enterprise intuitive, global, revolutionary sexy, backward-compatible raw bandwidth. Without preplanned portals, e-tailers are forced to become resource-constrained. Think B2C. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "holistic, cross-media". What does the term "relationships" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to leverage without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. Think ubiquitous, sexy. Think subscriber-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new channels?