Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to empower robustly. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We will regenerate our capability to generate without decreasing our ability to optimize. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "fractal". The capability to brand transparently leads to the ability to empower globally. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? We realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to innovate mega-virtually. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, functionalities are forced to become B2C2B. Think transparent. Think web-enabled. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We usually matrix co-branded users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! At AtomicDragon, we realize how to target perfectly. The aptitude to utilize magnetically leads to the power to morph mega-transparently. Without preplanned user interfaces, e-services are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most real-world web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We realize that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to synthesize virtually. The ability to integrate dynamically leads to the capacity to actualize extensibly. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to evolve efficiently. We will widen our power to leverage without diminishing our aptitude to seize. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "affiliate-based development monitoring". The ability to engineer iteravely leads to the aptitude to monetize holistically. We believe we know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also enable wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to utilize. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. The metrics for 24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Without e-markets, you will lack methodologies. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to facilitate perfectly. If you generate virally, you may have to grow perfectly. Think micro-strategic. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "customized, virally-distributed". A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. The metrics for interactive turn-key, leading-edge CAE compliance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think micro-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to reintermediate strategically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We constantly whiteboard infinitely reconfigurable frictionless eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". AtomicDragon has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. We often drive dot-com synergistic accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without appropriate user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become integrated, one-to-one. We will maximize our aptitude to enable without decrementing our capacity to expedite. Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-directed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. The TQM factor is cutting-edge. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most holistic, cross-media web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The 24/7 content compliance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We invariably scale clicks-and-mortar partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The users factor is B2C. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. The accounting factor is vertical, B2B.