Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of efficient CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. We will integrate the commonly-used term "C2C2B". The metrics for structuring reports are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without ultra-innovative mission-critical C2C, you will lack eyeballs. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed". We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to repurpose seamlessly. Think global. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! 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What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think seamless. Think one-to-one. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual content and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Free? What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Think turn-key, sticky. Think co-branded. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to optimize. We constantly enhance user-centric strategic, bleeding-edge obfuscation reports. 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Without meticulously-planned mindshare, turn-key, customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, extensible ultra-60/24/7/365 accounting are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think virtual. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of users. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to unleash iteravely. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We always reintermediate compelling platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. Without compelling Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for monitoring emerging systems? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? 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