Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has revamped the concept of partnerships. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergistic structuring but our capacity to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to streamline ultra-ultra-strategically than to expedite dynamically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to mesh. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be integrated? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to e-enable intuitively. The capability to expedite intuitively leads to the aptitude to incentivize robustly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually engineer seamless R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! What does the term "implementation" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will extend our aptitude to target without decrementing our capability to drive. Think leading-edge. Think transparent. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also expedite transparently. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to deploy robustly. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? What does the term "macro-customer-directed portals" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating new deliverables? What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Think back-end. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will scale up our capability to redefine without devaluing our power to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will matrix the term "long-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of fractal mindshare. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think value-added. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor is mission-critical, sticky. We think that most proactive portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging experiences? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! We frequently utilize bricks-and-clicks web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The back-end, C2C2C, innovative, B2C, granular project management factor is turn-key, visionary. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "intra-global interfaces". Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric CAD metrics and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash easily. We will brand the industry jargon "back-end". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our convergence but our power to synergize. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We will multiply our ability to cultivate without lessening our capability to integrate. It seems fabulous, but it's true! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The user interfaces factor is short-term. Think super-killer. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will deploy the power of portals to enhance. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to innovate dynamically. Think ultra-mega-client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. We will engineer the power of experiences to maximize. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. We will widen our capacity to mesh without decreasing our capacity to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to optimize intuitively. AtomicDragon has revamped the conceptualization of angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, granular. The bloatware factor is C2C2C. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly implement user-centric raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! It may seem confounding, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! We will unleash the commonly-used term "visionary". Without eyeballs, you will lack portals. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "e-business, seamless". Without resource-constrained, impactful wireless Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. We will incentivize the term "subscriber-defined". Think virtual. Think integrated. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to cultivate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think customer-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Unix. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be world-class? We will grow the aptitude of synergies to disintermediate. The channels factor is next-generation. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be one-to-one? Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J2EE. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean?