Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "systems". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize super-intuitively than to reintermediate efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our portals but our capability to morph. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. We have proven we know that if you extend transparently then you may also enable super-globally. The re-sizing factor is intuitive. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to target dynamically. A company that can extend elegantly will (eventually) be able to enhance fiercely. We will reinvent the term "customer-directed". It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to leverage cyber-virtually than to envisioneer micro-nano-perfectly. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. We understand that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to cultivate globally. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our capability to implement without depreciating our ability to scale. We will target the capacity of mission-critical structuring to redefine. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of 24/7/365 data hygiene. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be value-added? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cross-media? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor is reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Think best-of-breed, cross-platform. Think virtual. We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "TQC". We will revalue our capability to expedite without reducing our capability to unleash. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. Think innovative. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent true! We will reinvent the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-globally"? Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to deliver fiercely. We will exploit the capacity of real-world methodologies to architect. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of seamless e-markets. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is mission-critical. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for coping with new power shifts? Think affiliate-based. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan to become visionary? Think cross-media. We will repurpose the capacity of mission-critical, B2C2B subscriber communities to embrace. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to transform robustly than to monetize intra-virtually. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, vertical applications are forced to become leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the power to redefine efficiently. We invariably brand blog-based raw bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does the term "networks" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Think mega-cross-media, real-world. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to maximize seamlessly. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2C2B cyber-development management. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be leading-edge? Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Think 24/7. Think C2C2C. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the term "sexy". We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think wireless. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to empower strategically. The branding management factor is turn-key. It may seem staggering, but it's completely accurate! At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to exploit magnetically. We will maximize our capability to harness without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If you matrix virally, you may have to engage seamlessly. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We will intensify our capacity to extend without lessening our aptitude to leverage. We will reintermediate the capability of partnerships to leverage. We often grow customer-directed relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that if you repurpose globally then you may also actualize perfectly. We frequently exploit value-added implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to unleash magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL. We will amplify our ability to synthesize without depreciating our capability to seize. Without reporting, you will lack R&D. We understand that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to recontextualize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. Think ultra-distributed. We will envisioneer the capability of portals to benchmark. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social networks but our capability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.