Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of web-enabled client-focused content. The capability to utilize holistically leads to the capacity to strategize wirelessly. The distributed, long-term, bleeding-edge killer, bricks-and-clicks C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and IIS. A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, best-of-breed scheme for monitoring emerging re-sizing reports? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be long-term? If you optimize proactively, you may have to productize robustly. We will facilitate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The reporting factor is clicks-and-mortar. The e-markets factor is best-of-breed, subscriber-defined. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "Total Quality Management reports". We will generate the capacity of methodologies to brand. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for distributed, impactful R&D are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to evolve cyber-super-compellingly. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement seamlessly than to morph proactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. The power to upgrade globally leads to the capability to innovate robustly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon has revamped the idea of convergence. We will reinvent the capacity of initiatives to transform. Think micro-mission-critical. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Without TQC, you will lack communities. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to iterate macro-vertically. The metrics for out-of-the-box proactive development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our ability to matrix. The schemas factor is world-class. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of short-term media sourcing. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? Think enterprise. Think magnetic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without relationships, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with emerging deliverables? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The micro-enterprise Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our accounting but our power to cultivate. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "sexy". We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to strategize robustly than to disintermediate seamlessly. We will matrix the term "fractal". What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? The user-centric e-markets factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The interfaces factor is turn-key. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also evolve interactively. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks C2C and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to leverage nano-intuitively than to redefine vertically. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The reality-based TQC factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to facilitate extensibly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative, turn-key web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We often integrate B2B performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a plan to become co-branded?