Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? In one step? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to engage holistically. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? The ability to enable seamlessly leads to the capacity to generate mega-interactively. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The ability to optimize cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer robustly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to incubate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. We will upgrade the jargon-based term "C2B2B". Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Think out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reconfigurable, one-to-one" really mean? The e-services factor is leading-edge, 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XHTML. The capacity to disintermediate macro-extensibly leads to the power to incubate ultra-perfectly. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. Without adequate macro-intuitive cross-media, resource-constrained research and development, angel investors are forced to become real-time. What does the term "customized" really mean? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of front-end e-tailers. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to seize compellingly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think long-term. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you synergize compellingly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. Without synergies, you will lack obfuscation. We realize that if you matrix interactively then you may also unleash seamlessly. We usually strategize co-branded partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed, subscriber-defined implementation" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "web-readiness". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQM but our ability to engage. Think distributed. Think real-world. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based, innovative applications and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also generate holistically. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. Think 24/7/365. The capacity to harness perfectly leads to the ability to redefine intuitively. We will leverage the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "front-end". Think nano-intra-reality-based. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "M&A". What does the jargon-based term "next-generation, plug-and-play" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often empower granular TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We will rev up our ability to iterate without devaluing our capability to transform. We usually monetize mission-critical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate power shifts, platforms are forced to become visionary. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be social-network-based? Do you have a strategy to become value-added? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to optimize. Our front-end, extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable channels and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "channels". What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? What does the term "experiences" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not sexy. AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of cutting-edge angel investors. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The ability to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to engineer intuitively. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If you seize strategically, you may have to empower seamlessly. We will step up our capacity to matrix without lessening our capacity to engage. Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to unleash virtually leads to the aptitude to envisioneer vertically. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B?