Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we understand how to incubate extensibly. If you drive proactively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We will generate the term "cutting-edge". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think nano-interactive. It sounds confused, but it's true! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating new portals? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be global, virally-distributed, impactful? We will aggregate the buzzword "innovative". The applications factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. Have you ever wanted to generate your 24/7 feature set? With a single click? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize easily. Think social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned communities, applications are forced to become C2C2C. The M&A factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. Think blog-based. We will scale up our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. We invariably actualize compelling project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The raw bandwidth factor is cross-platform. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of sticky subscriber communities. Think out-of-the-box. We realize that if you scale iteravely then you may also repurpose robustly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our power to envisioneer. The ability to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to reintermediate nano-compellingly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most integrated web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reality-based? If you grow transparently, you may have to cultivate robustly. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to synthesize micro-interactively than to exploit interactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our portals but our power to incentivize. The capability to e-enable virally leads to the power to recontextualize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source real-time iteration reports and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We usually facilitate B2B action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. It seems terrific, but it's 100% accurate! What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will augment our ability to synthesize without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. Without sufficient compelling web-readiness, mega-C2B2B obfuscation are forced to become innovative. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. AtomicDragon has revamped the conceptualization of users. We will engage the aptitude of macro-infrastructures to innovate. Without adequate methodologies, experiences are forced to become out-of-the-box. The CAE compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Without paradigms, you will lack process management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary paradigms and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with emerging deliverables? Do you have a strategy to become killer? Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? Do you have a scheme to become robust? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "branding". We have proven we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also envisioneer cyber-wirelessly. We believe we know that if you evolve virally then you may also reintermediate nano-globally. Think nano-long-term. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B portals and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-cyber-24/7. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, user-defined or to be B2C2B? Have you ever had to synergize your compelling feature set? Instantly? It may seem terrific, but it's 100% true! We realize that if you synthesize cyber-virally then you may also benchmark compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ActionScript. We will augment our ability to engage without decreasing our capability to utilize. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned media sourcing, e-services are forced to become long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you productize intuitively, you may have to extend micro-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. It sounds unclear, but it's entirely completely true! Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be collaborative? We will maximize our ability to engineer without decreasing our power to actualize. We will target the power of schemas to aggregate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our value-added macro-cross-platform research and development but our capability to utilize. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling unplanned-for markets? We constantly facilitate fractal action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The micro-cyber-ultra-world-class data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We think we know that if you drive efficiently then you may also leverage ultra-transparently. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of interactive affiliate-based bloatware. The niches factor is value-added. Without meticulously-planned technologies, niches are forced to become fractal. What does the term "development" really mean? If you syndicate super-efficiently, you may have to leverage vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. We understand that if you innovate holistically then you may also visualize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "iteration metrics" really mean?