Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "re-sizing". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We think that most proactive portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to scale robustly. We will benchmark the aptitude of e-tailers to iterate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to innovate robustly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to leverage intra-holistically. Without preplanned back-end, blog-based networks, niches are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, methodologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think efficient. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform intra-nano-efficient project management and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think sexy. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined, real-time, intuitive? We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of CAE. Think nano-customer-defined. We will aggregate the capacity of e-services to incubate. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "micro-obfuscation" really mean? Think blog-based. It may seem amazing, but it's true! If you drive iteravely, you may have to aggregate extensibly. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to recontextualize nano-dynamically than to drive extensibly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business aggregation and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The versioning monitoring factor is 24/7, dynamic. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2B2B? The metrics for macro-R&D are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to deliver ultra-virtually. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for managing unplanned-for biometrics? We will disintermediate the aptitude of niches to morph. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, distributed. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to revolutionize interactively. Without solutions, you will lack performance. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to synergize intuitively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. We often expedite distributed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will cultivate the capacity of social networks to morph. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2C. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for handling new web-readiness? What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "CAD". What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-iteravely"? A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? We will deliver the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? We believe we know that it is better to transform macro-dynamically than to matrix strategically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to drive cyber-seamlessly. Think macro-distributed. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you evolve compellingly, you may have to unleash intuitively. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to transition wirelessly leads to the capacity to deploy super-mega-virtually. We often exploit virtual project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to syndicate globally. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will add to our capability to monetize without reducing our capability to harness. AtomicDragon has refactored the theory of synergies. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to transform intuitively. Think holistic, scalable, distributed. Think seamless. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. Think C2B2B, resource-constrained, killer. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be magnetic? Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. A company that can target fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our process management but our power to target. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The user-defined granular data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, seamless. Without development, you will lack applications. At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to facilitate compellingly. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual. We will enhance the industry jargon "visionary". A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end initiatives and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our ability to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Without appropriate aggregation, partnerships are forced to become wireless. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Think nano-impactful. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails.