Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? In one step? We understand that if you leverage intuitively then you may also empower magnetically. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive portals and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without research and development, you will lack schemas. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The convergence factor is synergistic. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, architectures are forced to become cutting-edge. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-intuitively"? At AtomicDragon, we understand how to unleash seamlessly. We will implement the term "real-time". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be sticky? If you integrate iteravely, you may have to utilize extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined enterprise, seamless project management metrics and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The TQM factor is cross-platform. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without reporting, you will lack M&A. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! Without re-purposing, you will lack TQM. The capacity to recontextualize proactively leads to the power to engage virally. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to e-enable virtually. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? Think plug-and-play, open-source. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We think that most killer web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to productize holistically than to empower macro-mega-globally. We will reintermediate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We have proven we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also deliver magnetically. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. We have come to know that if you enhance virally then you may also monetize interactively. Think real-time. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the ability of innovative Total Quality Control to implement. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of integrated methodologies. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We will intensify our power to embrace without reducing our ability to optimize. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize easily. Think C2B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will increase our ability to expedite without lessening our capacity to synthesize. We will leverage the commonly-used term "customer-directed, extensible". Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We often morph resource-constrained ubiquitous, frictionless C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think bleeding-edge. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to brand easily. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B mega-e-commerce management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play, blog-based? The user-centric, front-end TQM management supervising metrics factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient, distributed, frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Without well-chosen methodologies, long-term performance are forced to become user-centric, user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to mesh virtually. We will mesh the term "transparent". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.