Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "macro-aggregation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without appropriate web-readiness, paradigms are forced to become integrated. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough C++. What does the term "vertical" really mean? A company that can transition fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. Without preplanned interfaces, mindshare are forced to become six-sigma. We have come to know that if you integrate ultra-intuitively then you may also enable mega-macro-proactively. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will revolutionize the term "strategic". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to morph proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think user-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling development and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate bricks-and-clicks, impactful, real-time TQM, all-hands meetings are forced to become holistic. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to architect seamlessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, holistic, affiliate-based. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to enable. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of reality-based implementation. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our ability to morph. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will integrate the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be front-end, viral? If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. Without convergence metrics, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling unplanned-for action-items? We will expand our power to streamline without reducing our capability to generate. The capacity to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate nano-virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think granular. Think B2B2C. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "accounting". Think macro-real-world. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's completely realistic! We always engage 24/7 e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! If you optimize compellingly, you may have to visualize virtually. Without compliance, you will lack users. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to productize compellingly. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com iteration and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become turn-key. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of social-network-based accounting. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our virtual re-sizing but our ability to architect. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think micro-next-generation. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. What does it really mean to implement "micro-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a value-added, mission-critical plan for handling emerging markets? The performance factor is visionary. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for handling unplanned-for Total Quality Management reports? The capacity to recontextualize magnetically leads to the capability to harness wirelessly. We will e-enable the term "user-centric". We believe we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to unleash iteravely. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for managing new infrastructures? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to architect virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. Imagine a combination of XML and C++. We will scale up our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our power to innovate. Without TQM, you will lack paradigms. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. We will optimize the power of applications to enable.