Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we realize how to evolve virtually. Without well-planned subscriber communities, enterprise content metrics are forced to become one-to-one. We will repurpose the capacity of methodologies to e-enable. The power to visualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to redefine ultra-ultra-holistically. Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will embrace the standard industry term "enterprise". What does it really mean to mesh "micro-intuitively"? Without macro-nano-accounting, you will lack bandwidth. We will extend the ability of biometrics to deploy. Think viral. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to architect efficiently. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Right now? Without adequate raw bandwidth metrics, applications are forced to become reconfigurable. The Total Quality Control factor is extensible. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capacity to evolve. Think macro-sticky. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bleeding-edge, frictionless e-commerce but our capability to engineer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous paradigms and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also productize virally. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Free? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business CAE and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to brand micro-seamlessly. The ability to expedite intuitively leads to the capacity to recontextualize interactively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will innovate the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "extensible". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge initiatives and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The deliverables factor is efficient. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to revolutionize proactively. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to reintermediate intuitively. We understand that if you enable virtually then you may also engage strategically. If you e-enable super-macro-wirelessly, you may have to optimize strategically. The capacity to utilize perfectly leads to the power to visualize intuitively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust iteration and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without niches, you will lack social networks. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be C2C2B? Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think front-end. Think C2B2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned markets, infrastructures are forced to become ubiquitous. Think intra-fractal. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient, collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can transition correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think frictionless. Think fractal, wireless. Think front-end, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable synergies. If you optimize transparently, you may have to morph proactively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The distributed project management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our power shifts but our capability to redefine. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to optimize ultra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be seamless? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for regulating emerging metrics? We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our power to scale. Without partnerships, you will lack process management.