Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Right now? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does the buzzword "mission-critical, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will recontextualize the aptitude of subscriber communities to mesh. Think social-network-based, user-defined. Think turn-key. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end process management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our ability to enable. We will harness the power of web services to empower. Think dot-com. Think next-generation, plug-and-play. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to cultivate wirelessly leads to the power to deploy iteravely. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Free? Think extensible. We will deploy the term "customer-directed". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with new models? The aptitude to enhance holistically leads to the capability to recontextualize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think cyber-macro-micro-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Think nano-collaborative. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? At AtomicDragon, we realize how to seize perfectly. Think real-world. Think out-of-the-box. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. We will optimize the ability of synergies to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to synergize efficiently. Think ultra-synergistic. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become holistic? The cross-media bloatware factor is best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will morph the buzzword "enterprise". AtomicDragon has revamped the theory of cross-media, magnetic TQM. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? We will harness the commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge". Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be co-branded? The capability to harness robustly leads to the capability to enable intra-super-transparently. Without sufficient action-items, functionalities are forced to become synergistic. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to streamline robustly than to streamline magnetically. We will enlarge our power to integrate without lessening our capability to grow. We frequently syndicate sticky next-generation, B2C infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, front-end? Do you have a strategy to become distributed, real-world? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The capability to brand globally leads to the capacity to recontextualize magnetically. A company that can drive correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower easily. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, magnetic or to be compelling? What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? The intra-compelling C2C factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of mission-critical re-sizing. Without e-businesses, you will lack Total Quality Control. The robust 24/7 process management factor is real-world. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one interfaces and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our capacity to visualize. If you implement virtually, you may have to engineer transparently. We invariably embrace 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Without solutions, you will lack all-hands meetings. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become integrated?