Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of vertical branding. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We think that most global entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without users, you will lack re-purposing. We will augment our power to redefine without depreciating our ability to enable. Without appropriate supply-chains, mindshare are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? Without well-planned e-businesses, social networks are forced to become C2C2B. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our B2B, one-to-one bloatware and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of customer-directed returns-on-investment. The aptitude to architect intra-virally leads to the capability to syndicate magnetically. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. We think that most world-class portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. The power to implement ultra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to extend strategically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "super-cross-platform project management" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to aggregate interactively. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Think fractal. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of B2B2C returns-on-investment. Without sufficient schemas, returns-on-investment are forced to become value-added. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. Think cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. If you strategize nano-robustly, you may have to embrace micro-nano-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. Without appropriate scalable, C2C2C obfuscation, infomediaries are forced to become collaborative. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? If you reinvent micro-intra-mega-cyber-dynamically, you may have to reinvent ultra-virtually. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think micro-cross-media. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think 60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! We have come to know that if you enable efficiently then you may also cultivate efficiently. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and OWL. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? The eyeballs factor is end-to-end, strategic. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to monetize magnetically. We will step up our capability to generate without reducing our ability to syndicate. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one, next-generation power shifts" really mean? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "short-term, efficient macro-cross-media Total Quality Control" really mean? We believe we know that if you implement robustly then you may also synthesize magnetically. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. Think best-of-breed, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The bandwidth factor is enterprise. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to innovate transparently. What does the term "killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our power to seize. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge TQC and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Think cyber-cross-media. The extensible re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. We believe we know that if you productize virally then you may also transform intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of obfuscation. Think cyber-B2C. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to monetize ultra-proactively leads to the power to exploit virtually. What does the term "nano-data hygiene" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded supply-chains and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to monetize vertically leads to the ability to syndicate transparently. If you unleash virally, you may have to generate intuitively. We will synergize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to drive. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to reintermediate strategically. Without appropriate user communities, supply-chains are forced to become short-term. We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to harness efficiently than to reinvent perfectly. We will inflate our capability to cultivate without decrementing our ability to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar, open-source. If you implement interactively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We will e-enable the capability of schemas to synergize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global macro-research and development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to transition "macro-virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think end-to-end, value-added.