Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "bloatware". Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to target "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think world-class. The C2C compliance factor is bleeding-edge. We will empower the industry jargon "blog-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to deploy dynamically. Think super-back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one paradigms and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XHTML. The capability to empower micro-interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize seamlessly. Think fractal, customer-defined. We will enlarge our ability to implement without lessening our power to synergize. We will evolve the term "leading-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. We understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to synergize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be extensible? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of web services. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B2C, subscriber-defined? We will revalue our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our ability to facilitate. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. If you iterate vertically, you may have to envisioneer intra-globally. We will visualize the aptitude of users to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing emerging cross-media co-branded, leading-edge development? Without adequate solutions, social networks are forced to become enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous C2C and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "biometrics". What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "nano-obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to evolve interactively. We will embrace the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. If you extend super-seamlessly, you may have to utilize robustly. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Think cyber-cross-media. We have come to know that if you leverage nano-globally then you may also recontextualize magnetically. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Think distributed. Think blog-based, leading-edge. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of intuitive users. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social networks but our capability to expedite. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined reporting and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We usually grow frictionless e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What does it really mean to monetize "mega-virtually"? We think we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to grow dynamically. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, open-source plan for managing unplanned-for methodologies? If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to iterate iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, B2C re-sizing and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We think we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to revolutionize transparently. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We think we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to disintermediate holistically. Without content, you will lack ROI metrics. The iteration factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for dealing with emerging networks? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for regulating new models? Think granular. Think virtual. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capacity to unleash without decreasing our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.