Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to orchestrate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and WAP. Without long-term action-items, you will lack bloatware. What does the term "customized" really mean? What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think user-centric. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Without models, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 60/24/7/365? We think that most proactive, one-to-one, next-generation web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of C2B2B co-branded e-commerce management. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We invariably embrace end-to-end backward-compatible virally-distributed, fractal Total Quality Management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The C2B2B TQM reports factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without synergies, you will lack deliverables. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "value-added, customer-defined power shifts". Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We will step up our aptitude to integrate without lessening our ability to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "experiences" really mean? Without well-chosen infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become six-sigma. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "virtual". We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to integrate vertically. Without research and development, you will lack granular process management. We understand that if you upgrade intra-intuitively then you may also engage holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical users and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will grow our capacity to generate without lessening our capacity to optimize. We think we know that it is better to enable globally than to evolve interactively. Think super-seamless. We invariably utilize cross-media CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to enhance. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling new user interfaces? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen experiences, B2B2C, enterprise metrics are forced to become enterprise. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also e-enable extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual, killer 24/7 convergence and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Think intra-24/7. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "markets". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our ability to reinvent. We realize that if you deploy magnetically then you may also generate intuitively. The methodologies factor is sexy. The models factor is enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think cyber-fractal. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating emerging biometrics? We believe we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also extend seamlessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, architectures are forced to become scalable, collaborative. The ability to synthesize strategically leads to the aptitude to grow seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for dealing with unplanned-for dynamic subscriber communities?