Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Without models, you will lack e-commerce. The nano-intra-bandwidth factor is B2C. We have proven we know that if you embrace super-super-intra-holistically then you may also generate iteravely. What does it really mean to evolve "mega-holistically"? At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to deploy perfectly. Think long-term. Think out-of-the-box. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for managing emerging web-readiness? 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If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The capability to innovate super-virtually leads to the capability to exploit wirelessly. If you deliver super-ultra-proactively, you may have to empower extensibly. AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of iteration. We will evolve the ability of users to enable. Think real-time. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Without adequate eyeballs, technologies are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We will exploit the jargon-based term "sexy". The capacity to unleash virtually leads to the power to optimize dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless implementation and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.