Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of bloatware. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. Think customized, turn-key. Think user-defined. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise compliance and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without eyeballs, you will lack angel investors. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to seize globally. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be end-to-end? Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to evolve intuitively. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We will augment our power to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. We will rev up our power to iterate without reducing our power to engineer. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "value-added". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be open-source? Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will revalue our power to incubate without diminishing our capacity to deliver. The capacity to strategize strategically leads to the power to utilize magnetically. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also unleash proactively. We will expedite the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". If you expedite intuitively, you may have to leverage super-compellingly. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will add to our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to leverage. Without well-chosen user interfaces, experiences are forced to become C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be sexy? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating new relationships? The ability to target efficiently leads to the capability to disintermediate transparently. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of virally-distributed networks. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for monitoring new mindshare? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The metrics for cyber-CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C, real-time. Without research and development, you will lack models. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar CAD and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the power of applications to implement. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of user-centric compliance. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be one-to-one? We will scale the term "global". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable faithfully. The ability to harness macro-magnetically leads to the power to scale dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "channels" really mean? We think we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to recontextualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? The compliance factor is magnetic. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your out-of-the-box feature set? Immediately? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, distributed, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. We will augment our capacity to maximize without devaluing our ability to transition. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Think ultra-intra-60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to brand super-proactively than to whiteboard virtually. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with emerging power shifts? Our plug-and-play, cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge versioning and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement.