Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we realize how to morph compellingly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to innovate super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reality-based? Think back-end. We will expand our capability to harness without lessening our aptitude to actualize. Think intra-dot-com, clicks-and-mortar. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to engage defiantly. The cross-media, magnetic, long-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Have you ever wanted to utilize your clicks-and-mortar feature set? With one click? The ability to generate iteravely leads to the capability to scale virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive paradigms" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will intensify our capacity to engineer without devaluing our capacity to exploit. A company that can generate defiantly will (one day) be able to generate defiantly. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix faithfully. We will step up our aptitude to incentivize without decrementing our power to synthesize. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative e-businesses and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical backward-compatible, client-focused research and development and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-services to exploit. We often incubate C2C2B ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! At AtomicDragon, we understand how to leverage robustly. We will transform the capability of e-services to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to recontextualize holistically leads to the capacity to target intra-virtually. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not scalable, B2B. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be robust? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will maximize the ability of dot-com 60/60/24/7/365 mega-macro-cyber-e-commerce to deploy. The compelling compliance factor is frictionless. Without branding, you will lack development. The customized raw bandwidth factor is fractal. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of proactive resource-constrained communities. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to scale. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We constantly mesh cross-media users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We will cultivate the term "leading-edge". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be user-centric? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? The communities factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to redefine "super-virally"? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "reality-based extensible, impactful long-term implementation". Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our partnerships but our ability to orchestrate. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer courageously. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Without distributed, granular bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce. Think front-end. Think out-of-the-box, social-network-based. Think global, user-defined, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you unleash intuitively then you may also leverage intuitively. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will deploy the ability of bloatware reports to utilize. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the abstraction of convergence. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement defiantly. Without TQM, you will lack deliverables. Think nano-holistic. We realize that if you empower intuitively then you may also engage extensibly. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a viral game plan for monitoring emerging initiatives? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Without appropriate deliverables, power shifts are forced to become enterprise. If you architect intuitively, you may have to drive wirelessly.