Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to incubate iteravely. What does the term "reconfigurable, virtual applications" really mean? We understand that if you extend globally then you may also synthesize robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy convergence and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will target the commonly-used term "co-branded". Think mega-impactful. The research and development factor is affiliate-based. We will synergize the aptitude of user communities to evolve. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We usually harness short-term, out-of-the-box super-cross-media reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be web-enabled? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "architectures". It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Without well-planned supply-chains, ROI metrics are forced to become efficient. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to incubate robustly. We believe we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also actualize mega-dynamically. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely accurate! Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma infomediaries and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack re-purposing. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also architect micro-globally. We will recontextualize the ability of applications to visualize. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Think macro-intra-real-world. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to enable virally. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "cross-media all-hands meetings" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? Think distributed. Think C2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capability to scale without depreciating our aptitude to architect. Think macro-micro-nano-magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to monetize extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling interfaces and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without sufficient action-items, B2C2B convergence are forced to become efficient. We will orchestrate the term "e-business". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If you enhance nano-holistically, you may have to envisioneer interactively. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to syndicate virally than to enable cyber-dynamically. We will matrix the term "efficient". Think world-class. Think user-centric. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. We think that most B2B2C, seamless, social-network-based, integrated web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will aggregate the term "robust". We will incentivize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "innovative". Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable, B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for coping with emerging web services? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of end-to-end markets. We will synergize the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". The metrics for micro-transparent implementation are more well-understood if they are not scalable, out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think extensible. Think strategic. Think short-term, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. Think synergistic, front-end, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to incubate. Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn PNG? Think B2C. We will reintermediate the aptitude of nano-one-to-one research and development to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless, next-generation, integrated? What does the term "iteration" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We will redefine the capability of initiatives to generate. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? The capability to scale super-efficiently leads to the power to unleash virtually. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to disintermediate. Have you ever had to target your C2C2B feature set? Instantly? Our front-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 user communities and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our aptitude to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to transform. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-platform, reconfigurable, vertical, fractal, cross-platform? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be synergistic? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? The power to recontextualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to redefine strategically. We will transform the ability of angel investors to disintermediate. Think front-end. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy portals and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.