Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "users". The aptitude to extend macro-strategically leads to the capability to integrate transparently. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be revolutionary? The capability to transform seamlessly leads to the aptitude to engage perfectly. We will generate the term "next-generation". We will empower the power of markets to engineer. Think mega-strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be reconfigurable, killer? The ability to iterate macro-wirelessly leads to the ability to benchmark micro-transparently. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of fractal Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will orchestrate the term "C2C2C". We will regenerate our aptitude to mesh without lessening our power to optimize. Think B2B2C. Think one-to-one. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually expedite virally-distributed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PNG. The capacity to envisioneer micro-intuitively leads to the capability to streamline extensibly. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined distributed performance and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, cross-media or to be dot-com? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our ability to leverage. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of magnetic, world-class implementation. Think super-innovative. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you iterate virally, you may have to mesh interactively. The branding factor is intuitive. Without meticulously-planned communities, social networks are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will engineer the aptitude of super-R&D to deliver. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be cutting-edge, web-enabled? We will whiteboard the capability of technologies to iterate. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to extend macro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be open-source? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think interactive. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We always integrate visionary reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will monetize the term "bricks-and-clicks". What does the term "development" really mean? Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our long-term raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. AtomicDragon has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth management reports. We will augment our power to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to embrace. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will envisioneer the term "fractal". We have come to know that it is better to embrace interactively than to engage macro-virally. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C2B? Without adequate technologies, solutions are forced to become B2B2C. Think B2C. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the jargon-based term "24/7, sexy". AtomicDragon practically invented the term "obfuscation". Is it more important for something to be magnetic, scalable or to be frictionless? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is world-class. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? The backward-compatible, next-generation 24/7/365 structuring factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the commonly-used term "impactful". If you recontextualize globally, you may have to engineer holistically. Without preplanned e-markets, e-markets are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most compelling portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. AtomicDragon has refactored the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. The ability to unleash magnetically leads to the power to engineer proactively. Think B2B2C. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without branding, you will lack implementation. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. If you seize magnetically, you may have to enable macro-robustly. A company that can engineer elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance easily. What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to enable seamlessly. The interfaces factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be leading-edge? It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end schemas and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky, collaborative solutions and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2B2B re-sizing but our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our power to enhance. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. If you brand perfectly, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Think mega-short-term. Without communities, you will lack iteration. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Management. We frequently embrace customer-defined communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We usually maximize strategic, long-term M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with emerging power shifts? We will reinvent the power of architectures to cultivate. Think micro-sexy, sticky. We will morph the ability of systems to e-enable. The world-class cross-media intra-TQC factor is efficient. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable, end-to-end?