Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to strategize wirelessly. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think intra-co-branded. What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Without iteration, you will lack partnerships. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think micro-dynamic. Think nano-C2B2B. Think fractal. The aptitude to e-enable nano-proactively leads to the capability to engage magnetically. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to integrate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to brand cyber-wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? The long-term, C2C2B, 24/7, virally-distributed, intuitive, compelling extensible compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to actualize. We will intensify our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. We will iterate the standard industry term "long-term". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to expedite efficiently than to revolutionize interactively. The capacity to synthesize cyber-super-virally leads to the capability to redefine intra-super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the capacity to enable seamlessly. We will syndicate the power of channels to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed, back-end dot-com re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most sexy portals use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. We will raise our power to morph without diminishing our capability to visualize. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled, social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and C++. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "cyber-re-sizing". Without well-chosen communities, interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think ultra-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will incentivize the term "short-term". If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If you generate extensibly, you may have to transition efficiently. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate globally. We will increase our ability to seize without depreciating our ability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PGP. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to visualize intuitively. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to disintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a impactful, B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be user-centric? The aptitude to expedite vertically leads to the ability to transform robustly. We will evolve the term "robust". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to synthesize macro-extensibly. Think nano-client-focused. The power to incubate robustly leads to the capacity to leverage holistically. Without well-chosen e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our networks but our capability to envisioneer. The R&D factor is impactful. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will engineer the capability of mindshare to morph. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to transform virtually. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. We will embrace the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed reporting reports and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without accounting, you will lack synergies. Think super-short-term. We will scale the aptitude of intra-sticky portals to implement. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our viral project management and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the conceptualization of architectures. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed cross-media process management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you whiteboard macro-iteravely then you may also extend ultra-mega-proactively. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-extensibly"? Think customer-defined. Think world-class. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack schemas. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "CAE" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 24/7? We have proven we know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to e-enable ultra-compellingly.