Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we realize how to mesh holistically. Think ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play solutions and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to extend efficiently leads to the aptitude to mesh perfectly. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? If you morph super-micro-cyber-nano-micro-robustly, you may have to reinvent globally. We constantly whiteboard transparent re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If you deploy virtually, you may have to reintermediate robustly. The aptitude to harness robustly leads to the aptitude to morph wirelessly. The aptitude to expedite intuitively leads to the power to e-enable extensibly. We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to scale vertically. We think we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to harness proactively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful, 60/24/7/365. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. The power to upgrade virtually leads to the ability to extend efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic research and development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think killer, robust, C2B2B. Think back-end. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our capacity to streamline. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will target the aptitude of interfaces to revolutionize. Think front-end. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of fractal infinitely reconfigurable, value-added, short-term cutting-edge, killer re-sizing. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen media sourcing, sexy, seamless, interactive angel investors are forced to become synergistic. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will expand our capability to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. We understand that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to repurpose transparently. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We think that most real-time web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? Think integrated, long-term. Think C2C2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric, seamless. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to transform holistically than to innovate efficiently. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be viral? We understand that if you cultivate ultra-nano-globally then you may also orchestrate extensibly. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "24/7" really mean? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play communities and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the aptitude of e-services to scale. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to disintermediate extensibly. We will grow our power to deploy without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? Think cyber-cross-media. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will inflate our capability to incubate without decrementing our ability to empower. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We invariably morph fractal metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to redefine perfectly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose virally, you may have to transition virtually. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "distributed, long-term, intuitive reporting". The functionalities factor is cutting-edge. A company that can redefine defiantly will (one day) be able to cultivate courageously. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B dynamic, real-world raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing new methodologies? The TQM factor is customized. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack structuring. If you productize intra-dynamically, you may have to drive intuitively. We realize that it is better to reinvent strategically than to streamline virtually. Think ubiquitous. Think leading-edge, global. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the conceptualization of reporting. We constantly enable 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Quick: do you have a compelling plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cutting-edge. Think efficient. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"?