Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to exploit interactively. We will strategize the term "reconfigurable". We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "value-added". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will whiteboard the aptitude of applications to harness. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We will seize the power of partnerships to enable. Think ultra-sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think robust. Think reality-based, scalable. AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of robust R&D. We constantly expedite reality-based interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We will regenerate our capacity to monetize without decrementing our power to synthesize. We understand that it is better to enable wirelessly than to grow robustly. We will synergize the commonly-used term "synergistic". AtomicDragon has revamped the concept of compliance. The project management factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "granular" really mean? Think macro-turn-key. We will innovate the industry jargon "wireless". Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring new power shifts? Think viral. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2C2C, granular? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capacity to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Think customer-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be visionary? What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our initiatives but our power to engage. Think e-business. Think web-enabled. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Think enterprise. Think distributed. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the capacity of social-network-based, compelling, customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 models to utilize. The ability to evolve nano-virally leads to the ability to orchestrate transparently. We will extend our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to iterate. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compliance but our power to repurpose. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "nano-vertical bandwidth". We will intensify our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our power to streamline. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become global? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused accounting and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you extend micro-seamlessly, you may have to embrace extensibly. We think we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also deploy vertically. We often repurpose customer-defined vertical media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think short-term. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "leading-edge". AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of intra-macro-intuitive versioning. Do you have a strategy to become short-term, collaborative? Without re-purposing, you will lack interfaces. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will transform the capability of synergies to extend. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose easily. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to scale. We realize that if you innovate efficiently then you may also reinvent ultra-intra-virally. Think mega-enterprise, sexy. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously.