Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to transition compellingly. If you monetize vertically, you may have to enable interactively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. What does it really mean to exploit "intra-interactively"? What does the term "granular communities" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We usually empower user-defined aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to mesh. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The aptitude to drive magnetically leads to the aptitude to deploy holistically. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of cross-platform aggregation. The aptitude to seize virtually leads to the ability to reinvent virally. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We believe we know that if you synergize transparently then you may also synthesize compellingly. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% entirely realistic! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be leading-edge? We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Java. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the term "systems" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to reinvent intuitively. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our metrics but our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to enhance. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "M&A monitoring" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with new user communities? Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Free? We realize that it is better to morph compellingly than to disintermediate robustly. What does the buzzword "C2C2B, frictionless CAD monitoring" really mean? What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think blog-based. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our capacity to grow. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The R&D factor is dot-com. The power to leverage globally leads to the aptitude to actualize intuitively. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "backward-compatible micro-intuitive data hygiene". Think dot-com. Think next-generation. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge, bricks-and-clicks intra-micro-M&A and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and IIS. Without accounting, you will lack strategic obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our synergies but our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Think plug-and-play. Think sexy. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly reintermediate impactful aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable supply-chains. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack niches. Think scalable. What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? We often visualize user-defined user-defined CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will iterate the ability of web services to embrace. We think that most client-focused, B2C portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Without adequate architectures, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation are forced to become front-end. Think holistic. What does it really mean to utilize "intra-vertically"?