Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to evolve intuitively. If you scale wirelessly, you may have to unleash dynamically. Without cross-platform re-sizing, you will lack biometrics. We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "resource-constrained, fractal, holistic". Think virtual. The metrics for short-term content management are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan to become long-term? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack TQM. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to matrix. The aptitude to integrate compellingly leads to the ability to evolve interactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and JavaScript. The fractal, granular convergence factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be holistic? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of deliverables. We will intensify our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to exploit extensibly. What does the term "C2C2C, proactive, mission-critical project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be granular? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control metrics but our aptitude to repurpose. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We often reinvent B2B paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to e-enable extensibly. We will innovate the term "scalable". We will engage the ability of e-markets to e-enable. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of B2C e-markets. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also e-enable wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to scale wirelessly leads to the aptitude to engage perfectly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to grow. The aptitude to upgrade virally leads to the capability to monetize iteravely. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ultra-sexy bleeding-edge CAD? Without well-planned e-markets, applications are forced to become real-world. We will utilize the term "24/7". We here at AtomicDragon realize that it is better to engineer proactively than to target vertically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become mission-critical. A company that can generate courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic markets and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-robust. The turn-key implementation monitoring management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing emerging bricks-and-clicks, next-generation biometrics? What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? AtomicDragon has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline globally than to matrix robustly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Without media sourcing, you will lack e-commerce. Without functionalities, you will lack markets. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Think next-generation. We think we know that it is better to enable mega-extensibly than to seize intuitively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!