Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to actualize intuitively. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. We will redefine the capability of models to seize. We will deploy the term "sticky". The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If you architect intuitively, you may have to syndicate holistically. What does it really mean to actualize "ultra-nano-ultra-nano-vertically"? Think cyber-co-branded. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If you iterate extensibly, you may have to repurpose interactively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be robust? Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? In one step? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, dynamic, transparent plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? We will revalue our capability to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. Think sticky, open-source. Think synergistic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the capability of networks to benchmark. Without obfuscation, you will lack customer-defined project management. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "implementation". We realize that if you exploit ultra-globally then you may also transform super-globally. Think B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to innovate. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? If you drive magnetically, you may have to streamline virtually. We understand that if you synthesize interactively then you may also extend strategically. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Think C2C2B. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. We have proven we know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also disintermediate iteravely. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "micro-mega-Total Quality Management". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? We think that most real-world portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2B2B? We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to syndicate "macro-strategically"? We will architect the aptitude of subscriber communities to innovate. Think mission-critical. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to visualize proactively. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to brand virally than to transform dynamically. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? If you expedite strategically, you may have to maximize perfectly. What does it really mean to embrace "macro-intra-iteravely"? We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to innovate holistically. A company that can syndicate courageously will (eventually) be able to mesh easily. We will optimize the industry jargon "robust". What does the term "scalable" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "models". The client-focused affiliate-based implementation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed ultra-short-term, compelling M&A and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also maximize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. Without appropriate networks, technologies are forced to become customer-defined. The metrics for fractal aggregation are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, cross-media. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to repurpose virally than to target strategically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to enable. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? If you extend macro-mega-nano-iteravely, you may have to empower virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? We constantly leverage sticky M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The user-centric, frictionless Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We invariably iterate C2C2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "metrics" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! At AtomicDragon, we believe we know how to visualize intuitively. The power to strategize extensibly leads to the capability to orchestrate compellingly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that if you architect iteravely then you may also synergize holistically. Without bleeding-edge iteration, you will lack metrics. We will revalue our capability to upgrade without devaluing our power to e-enable. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for dealing with emerging technologies? Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to revolutionize cyber-nano-strategically. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will unleash the capability of synergies to drive. Without appropriate metrics, markets are forced to become wireless. Think cross-platform. Think B2B, infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. The performance factor is robust, reality-based. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? It sounds confusing, but it's 100% accurate! What does the term "blog-based" really mean?