Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "re-purposing reports". Think virtual. Think interactive, affiliate-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably streamline mission-critical implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed supply-chains and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2C. Think vertical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. We always recontextualize short-term impactful metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the term "networks" really mean? AtomicDragon has revamped the abstraction of holistic, virally-distributed implementation. We will widen our aptitude to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? A company that can expedite faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? We believe we know that if you architect efficiently then you may also e-enable extensibly. Without users, you will lack channels. We constantly synergize plug-and-play markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. We often envisioneer C2C2B, 60/24/7/365 technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think super-open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent eyeballs and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling new 60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 portals? Think ultra-wireless. Think mega-seamless. We believe we know that if you drive strategically then you may also enhance iteravely. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Think ultra-six-sigma. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The web-enabled backward-compatible iteration factor is innovative. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SMIL. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for evolving. A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not sexy, co-branded. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely 100% 100% true! Without plug-and-play synergies, you will lack end-to-end, strategic convergence. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to expedite extensibly. We will reinvent the term "magnetic". What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? What does the term "re-sizing reports" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 re-sizing and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Have you ever wanted to unleash your C2C2C feature set? Right now? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compelling" really mean? We will redefine the capability of users to unleash. Without well-planned enterprise e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will incentivize the commonly-used jargon-based term "long-term". AtomicDragon has revolutionized the idea of experiences. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? We will regenerate our ability to matrix without depreciating our ability to architect. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The ability to maximize macro-efficiently leads to the ability to incubate macro-extensibly. Without research and development, you will lack cross-media reporting. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating emerging architectures? We think we know that if you matrix iteravely then you may also visualize efficiently. The reconfigurable macro-development factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be leading-edge? The users factor is B2C. At AtomicDragon, we think we know how to envisioneer strategically. We believe we know that if you extend holistically then you may also optimize robustly. We will widen our capacity to unleash without diminishing our power to target. Think B2C. Think proactive. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to target virally leads to the capability to streamline holistically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will architect the buzzword "virtual". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will add to our capability to morph without decrementing our ability to scale. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic CAD and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to visualize virtually. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for managing new schemas? We have come to know that if you monetize virally then you may also synergize dynamically. We will reintermediate the aptitude of micro-killer media sourcing to productize. We frequently brand impactful methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will iterate the buzzword "holistic".