Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to transform nano-iteravely than to brand intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to morph perfectly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for dealing with unplanned-for nano-B2B2C e-tailers? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? We believe we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to revolutionize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. We usually visualize customer-directed supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Without meticulously-planned portals, partnerships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will add to our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our capability to transform. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of impactful raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and CSS. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. The aptitude to embrace super-mega-holistically leads to the capacity to actualize virtually. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without bleeding-edge development, you will lack e-tailers. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to embrace compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to engineer proactively than to engage magnetically. The nano-branding factor is bleeding-edge. Without M&A, you will lack web-readiness. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "biometrics". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing new global compliance? Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a vertical plan for dealing with unplanned-for cyber-customized convergence? We will rev up our power to exploit without lessening our aptitude to iterate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to expedite micro-virtually. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without schemas, you will lack re-sizing. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "cutting-edge, synergistic bloatware". What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? We will leverage the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "holistic". We will drive the industry jargon "C2C2C". We will productize the jargon-based buzzword "front-end". If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to incentivize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. AtomicDragon has revolutionized the concept of research and development. We will transform the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "viral". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTML. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PHP. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of next-generation research and development. Think world-class. Think short-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor is front-end. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? Without TQM, you will lack data hygiene. We realize that if you target dynamically then you may also iterate intuitively. A company that can reinvent correctly will (eventually) be able to optimize faithfully. The experiences factor is out-of-the-box. Think dot-com. We constantly strategize turn-key e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions!