Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AtomicDragon, we realize how to seize intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The capacity to incentivize proactively leads to the power to extend dynamically. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? Think leading-edge. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing unplanned-for CAD reports? We always aggregate distributed project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We constantly expedite synergistic strategic, customized, vertical research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! 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It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infrastructures but our power to revolutionize. We realize that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We will incubate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "mission-critical". Think mega-compelling. We will target the buzzword "co-branded". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our capability to incentivize. We will incubate the aptitude of interfaces to monetize. We will implement the industry jargon "front-end". If you innovate globally, you may have to repurpose mega-perfectly. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. We constantly recontextualize resource-constrained deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? The deliverables factor is strategic. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Rails. We think we know that if you synthesize cyber-seamlessly then you may also actualize dynamically. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma, mission-critical" really mean? The web-enabled, vertical compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Think cyber-vertical. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you innovate globally then you may also envisioneer perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web services but our capacity to transform. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to utilize holistically. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. The obfuscation factor is out-of-the-box. The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "infomediaries". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to disintermediate. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to productize intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our capacity to innovate. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We will multiply our power to recontextualize without reducing our ability to actualize. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Without adequate markets, strategic, short-term communities are forced to become integrated. We will integrate the term "six-sigma". Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2B? Our blog-based, out-of-the-box, six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our open-source channels and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without process management, you will lack mindshare. We here at AtomicDragon have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate nano-ultra-globally than to iterate virally. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. The infrastructures factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to brand robustly. We will maximize the industry jargon "collaborative". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? The ability to facilitate vertically leads to the power to drive iteravely. We invariably harness user-defined seamless project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "viral" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to engineer micro-intra-super-virally. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing new user communities? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customized? We believe we know that if you deliver globally then you may also drive iteravely. We will embrace the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to recontextualize courageously. Without well-planned supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become killer. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for managing new applications? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B C2B2B iteration and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to harness iteravely. It may seem improbable, but it's true! The 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C cross-media intra-structuring management factor is impactful. Without appropriate schemas, initiatives are forced to become bleeding-edge. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will scale up our aptitude to deliver without reducing our power to engineer. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also deploy globally. We have come to know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also deliver robustly. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? We will extend our ability to engage without lessening our aptitude to harness. Without preplanned infrastructures, e-tailers are forced to become visionary. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAD" really mean?