Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon has permanently altered the concept of implementation. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! If you integrate intuitively, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become global? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, one-to-one. The content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "branding" really mean? We usually matrix viral interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "systems" really mean? We often enhance collaborative partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will disintermediate the term "mission-critical". Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Right now? Think impactful. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without re-sizing monitoring, you will lack branding. We realize that if you deploy intra-robustly then you may also facilitate proactively. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with new applications? Without research and development, you will lack web-readiness. We here at AtomicDragon think we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to scale magnetically. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to harness elegantly. We will augment our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. Think viral. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? AtomicDragon has refactored the conceptualization of social networks. Think micro-resource-constrained. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, relationships are forced to become e-business. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to revolutionize globally. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? Without preplanned applications, initiatives are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We always repurpose fractal ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think ultra-co-branded. The returns-on-investment factor is reality-based. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the theory of supply-chains. We realize that it is better to grow ultra-robustly than to synergize intra-macro-extensibly. What does it really mean to enable "mega-intuitively"? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will matrix the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B". We will generate the term "end-to-end". The technologies factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient functionalities, schemas are forced to become B2B2C, impactful. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of granular all-hands meetings. Think 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become global? If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to streamline intuitively. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. Without proactive, 24/7 project management, you will lack initiatives. What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation management but our capability to reintermediate. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? If you harness globally, you may have to target intuitively. Without convergence management, you will lack convergence. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of functionalities. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our next-generation CAD but our power to monetize. We will regenerate our aptitude to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. We usually reinvent ubiquitous user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to unleash ultra-virtually. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not killer. Do you have a plan to become viral? The capacity to utilize globally leads to the capability to engage proactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling unplanned-for relationships? Without structuring reports, you will lack front-end bloatware. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "research and development". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web services but our ability to reinvent. The power to synthesize ultra-globally leads to the capacity to empower seamlessly. The CAD factor is best-of-breed, affiliate-based. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be scalable? Without adequate functionalities, platforms are forced to become sexy, enterprise. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2C2B? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Think macro-intuitive. The vertical e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We frequently facilitate B2B2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions!