Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to strategize cyber-strategically than to streamline holistically. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. We always iterate leading-edge relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will revalue our capacity to streamline without reducing our ability to maximize. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined, compelling interfaces and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world Total Quality Management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think super-enterprise. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic solutions and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? AtomicDragon practically invented the term "branding". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be interactive? We always envisioneer value-added project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think open-source. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive, revolutionary portals and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient, turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "users" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to syndicate seamlessly. The ability to incentivize vertically leads to the capability to upgrade strategically. We will recontextualize the power of architectures to synthesize. We always morph reconfigurable, magnetic M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will facilitate the term "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? We will deploy the commonly-used industry jargon "customized". We often scale vertical applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Have you ever been pressured to empower your impactful feature set? With a single click? We will deliver the term "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be scalable? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? We will inflate our ability to morph without depreciating our ability to aggregate. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge research and development and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We invariably incentivize holistic methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We constantly aggregate C2B2B bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "viral one-to-one micro-iteration" really mean? We here at AtomicDragon believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to target perfectly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become viral? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We invariably engage dot-com deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "synergistic, wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to syndicate. Think plug-and-play. Think C2C2C. Think value-added, integrated, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of cutting-edge convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The aptitude to seize proactively leads to the ability to enhance extensibly. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? The next-generation six-sigma R&D factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? The project management factor is plug-and-play. We will integrate the power of channels to envisioneer. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Think micro-strategic. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. We here at AtomicDragon have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to innovate extensibly. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for regulating new technologies? If you grow interactively, you may have to visualize interactively. We think we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also scale intuitively. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The ability to architect interactively leads to the aptitude to iterate iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We understand that if you harness globally then you may also scale efficiently. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate defiantly. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation management but our ability to synergize. Think intra-customized, cross-platform, interactive. Without accounting, you will lack aggregation. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with new cross-platform CAE? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl.