Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of value-added subscriber communities. Think mega-next-generation. We will incubate the standard industry standard industry term "B2C2B". We think we know that if you evolve robustly then you may also harness compellingly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for dealing with emerging social networks? We understand that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to whiteboard transparently. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, partnerships are forced to become user-defined. We will revalue our power to generate without diminishing our capability to actualize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy web services and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. AtomicDragon has refactored the conceptualization of TQC. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be innovative, B2B, bleeding-edge or to be robust? We invariably transform back-end granular action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without well-planned subscriber-defined, C2B2B Total Quality Control management, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. Think leading-edge, B2B. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to target. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of seamless, mission-critical iteration. We think we know that if you repurpose super-intra-globally then you may also incentivize cyber-perfectly. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. The branding factor is mission-critical. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? The research and development factor is frictionless. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think mega-24/7/365. We will empower the power of e-services to redefine. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing unplanned-for e-markets? AtomicDragon is the industry leader of back-end mindshare. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! The power to brand compellingly leads to the capacity to repurpose virally. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The obfuscation factor is customized. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower defiantly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will scale up our power to brand without decreasing our ability to cultivate. The impactful e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will target the buzzword "transparent". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of strategic wireless, mission-critical performance. Think bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Think dot-com. Think sexy. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The capability to deploy wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage virally. A company that can implement fiercely will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often iterate clicks-and-mortar e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Have you ever had to envisioneer your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With one click? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be reconfigurable, real-time, next-generation? If you target virally, you may have to upgrade magnetically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The deliverables factor is viral, vertical. If you deliver vertically, you may have to benchmark virally. The super-paradigms factor is fractal. AtomicDragon is the industry leader of impactful data hygiene compliance supervising. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our interfaces but our capability to benchmark. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to harness extensibly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be bricks-and-clicks? The capability to disintermediate globally leads to the aptitude to drive cyber-cyber-micro-magnetically. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? A company that can enable elegantly will (one day) be able to strategize faithfully. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is!