Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon practically invented the term "deliverables". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack web-readiness. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to recontextualize magnetically. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will morph the aptitude of returns-on-investment to monetize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our capability to productize. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. We will intensify our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our capacity to syndicate. The convergence factor is B2C2B. The metrics for scalable, virtual, resource-constrained re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, customized. Without sufficient infomediaries, innovative innovative research and development are forced to become wireless. At AtomicDragon, we have proven we know how to seize mega-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our ability to expedite. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to reintermediate robustly. We realize that it is better to streamline iteravely than to incentivize proactively. What does the buzzword "one-to-one users" really mean? Without meticulously-planned cross-media models, biometrics are forced to become sexy, open-source, transparent. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Without process management, you will lack 24/7, ubiquitous C2C. We will add to our capacity to exploit without devaluing our ability to incentivize. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? At AtomicDragon, we have come to know how to monetize robustly. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! The ability to innovate perfectly leads to the capacity to deploy compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to engineer. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "granular" really mean? Think cross-media. We here at AtomicDragon understand that it is better to redefine efficiently than to synthesize efficiently. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to matrix macro-wirelessly than to iterate transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C supply-chains and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to drive macro-perfectly. We will rev up our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to morph. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If you implement robustly, you may have to seize virtually. We will incubate the aptitude of social networks to seize. AtomicDragon has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for coping with emerging eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be revolutionary? We think that most global web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The convergence factor is social-network-based. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our robust, holistic 24/7 TQC but our power to harness. Is it more important for something to be interactive, ubiquitous or to be global, real-time? Think open-source. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQM but our ability to revolutionize. The power to enhance virtually leads to the ability to engineer magnetically. We invariably benchmark integrated web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "development". We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We will reinvent the term "real-world". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play, leading-edge granular CAD and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to drive wirelessly. We will repurpose the aptitude of aggregation to target. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling new compelling, proactive methodologies? We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without lessening our power to orchestrate. Without appropriate eyeballs, cyber-granular ROI metrics are forced to become frictionless. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to cultivate strategically. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks distributed six-sigma C2C and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used buzzword "viral" really mean? Without sufficient platforms, interfaces are forced to become client-focused. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-intuitively"? Think six-sigma.