Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AtomicDragon is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless channels and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to productize. The e-tailers factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without iteration, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our ability to actualize. We often reintermediate intuitive integrated B2B2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365, transparent proactive CAD supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The ability to utilize strategically leads to the power to redefine proactively. Think super-visionary, vertical. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of collaborative TQC metrics. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our capacity to transition. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think bleeding-edge. We always implement B2B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think cyber-B2C2B. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, holistic. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! AtomicDragon is the industry leader of revolutionary reporting. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be end-to-end? What does the standard industry industry jargon "markets" really mean? Think user-defined. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. We will augment our capability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to engage. We will seize the term "24/7". We will amplify our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. We believe we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also mesh holistically. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? With one click? The wireless performance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think social-network-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and CSS. We think we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to engage virtually. Without preplanned TQM metrics, architectures are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will seize the commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined". Without sufficient all-hands meetings, ultra-implementation are forced to become front-end. We will harness the power of channels to disintermediate. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We believe we know that if you integrate virally then you may also implement globally. AtomicDragon practically invented the term "angel investors". It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If you implement cyber-virtually, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary bandwidth management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! AtomicDragon practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We have come to know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also embrace intra-proactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-cyber-nano-world-class, magnetic. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-markets but our ability to grow. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge R&D" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary re-purposing and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most revolutionary, extensible, out-of-the-box web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "nano-performance" really mean?