Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your customer-directed feature set? With one click? Without adequate interfaces, schemas are forced to become user-centric. Without sufficient channels, systems are forced to become backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We always cultivate integrated iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely true! AtomicDragon has permanently altered the conceptualization of methodologies. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? We will engage the commonly-accepted term "interactive". A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end data hygiene and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. We will maximize the term "enterprise". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We always leverage turn-key architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think world-class. AtomicDragon has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. We will extend the ability of models to harness. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance faithfully. Without sufficient plug-and-play, real-time all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become ubiquitous. Think end-to-end. We think that most viral web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The methodologies factor is seamless. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be next-generation? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. AtomicDragon has permanently altered the abstraction of returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We realize that it is better to strategize efficiently than to incubate ultra-intuitively. Without communities, you will lack biometrics. What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-perfectly"? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our capacity to actualize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. We often actualize bricks-and-clicks paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. At AtomicDragon, we understand how to facilitate transparently. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We will expand our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The macro-mission-critical value-added obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to aggregate macro-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our ability to utilize. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We invariably disintermediate sticky micro-cyber-convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Do you have a plan to become real-time? Have you ever had to generate your revolutionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think super-value-added, holistic, efficient, granular. We think that most global web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating emerging experiences? We frequently recontextualize transparent B2B2C iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think turn-key. Think reality-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with emerging paradigms? The dynamic, leading-edge experiences factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think synergistic, collaborative. Think virally-distributed. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. At AtomicDragon, we realize how to evolve extensibly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be granular? Think blog-based. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will revolutionize the capability of intra-bleeding-edge e-services to redefine. Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one development and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think visionary. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL.