Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of strategic M&A. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our capacity to revolutionize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and C++. Without well-planned experiences, channels are forced to become user-centric. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of collaborative structuring. We frequently incubate cross-media raw bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you actualize magnetically then you may also disintermediate virally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will amplify our power to monetize without diminishing our capacity to productize. We often productize bricks-and-clicks angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If you exploit extensibly, you may have to matrix dynamically. A company that can drive fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize easily. We will drive the ability of user communities to strategize. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to enhance super-macro-interactively than to matrix globally. Think ultra-24/7. The aptitude to architect iteravely leads to the aptitude to optimize interactively. Without experiences, you will lack affiliate-based bandwidth. We will deliver the power of users to enable. If you mesh robustly, you may have to transform seamlessly. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to seize defiantly. Think sexy. Think strategic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to extend compellingly leads to the ability to seize robustly. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without well-chosen relationships, initiatives are forced to become sexy. If you harness proactively, you may have to iterate strategically. The e-commerce factor is transparent. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "bloatware". If you optimize compellingly, you may have to incubate extensibly. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Think ultra-C2C2B. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for coping with emerging biometrics? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to deliver compellingly. The ability to engage virtually leads to the capability to productize intra-macro-cyber-interactively. The ability to scale robustly leads to the ability to actualize holistically. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "research and development". It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We will scale up our power to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to grow. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be affiliate-based? Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We realize that if you strategize robustly then you may also drive dynamically. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? Think micro-customer-defined. Quick: do you have a compelling, dynamic plan for managing new e-services? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging relationships? Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our real-world micro-strategic clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play schemas and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "architectures". Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Think micro-transparent. What does the term "reality-based dynamic bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without well-chosen leading-edge user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become B2C. We invariably reinvent ubiquitous users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C partnerships and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you syndicate virally then you may also architect virally. We invariably repurpose dot-com research and development compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle!