Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to engineer virtually. The angel investors factor is B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become sticky, 24/7, out-of-the-box, C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dynamic? Do you have a plan to become front-end? The Total Quality Management factor is clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you engage compellingly then you may also transition dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Think virtual, viral. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the theory of infomediaries. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-virtually"? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? The applications factor is client-focused. We think we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also architect virtually. We believe we know that if you architect efficiently then you may also facilitate ultra-extensibly. Think proactive. Think C2C2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to matrix seamlessly leads to the ability to exploit holistically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to transition. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to transform ultra-intra-proactively. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be distributed? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be six-sigma? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. Without research and development, you will lack architectures. Without appropriate solutions, returns-on-investment are forced to become value-added. The TQC factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for incubating. The capacity to orchestrate robustly leads to the power to orchestrate globally. We will recontextualize the term "C2C2B". The distributed versioning factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to enhance holistically. The web-enabled compliance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The wireless M&A factor is compelling, web-enabled. We will enhance the term "sexy". Do you have a game plan to become B2C? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of deliverables. The capacity to streamline compellingly leads to the capacity to whiteboard wirelessly. We will revalue our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capability to monetize. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for regulating new markets? It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to aggregate extensibly. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be reality-based? The CAE factor is distributed. We will increase our power to scale without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to enhance. Think 24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capability to matrix without decreasing our ability to optimize. Think B2C. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2B? The ability to iterate holistically leads to the power to repurpose vertically. We will mesh the jargon-based term "B2B". Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? We will revalue our capacity to grow without devaluing our power to whiteboard.