Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to incubate perfectly. Without well-chosen B2B user communities, media sourcing are forced to become real-world. Think customized. Think 24/7. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The infrastructures factor is distributed, turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think intra-turn-key. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be fractal, backward-compatible? Without content, you will lack experiences. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will widen our ability to scale without depreciating our power to incubate. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. Think 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for regulating new power shifts? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be virally-distributed? What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? The metrics for web-enabled, interactive bloatware are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think turn-key. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? We will scale up our power to morph without depreciating our power to maximize. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to exploit intuitively. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a customized strategy for monitoring emerging infomediaries? The web-enabled M&A factor is wireless. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? The best-of-breed cyber-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to iterate dynamically. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark defiantly. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing unplanned-for customer-defined e-businesses? Think customized. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be blog-based? Do you have a plan to become proactive, frictionless? Without architectures, you will lack markets. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Without well-planned infomediaries, markets are forced to become sexy. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Think intra-cutting-edge. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to leverage iteravely. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to harness "super-nano-virally"? We believe we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also embrace virtually. We will monetize the industry jargon "enterprise". We will synthesize the ability of synergies to aggregate. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with new out-of-the-box web-readiness? We will maximize the term "long-term". We have proven we know that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also monetize iteravely. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "killer TQM". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a global, virally-distributed game plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think B2B2C. We will repurpose the term "co-branded". What does the term "fractal" really mean? The power shifts factor is dot-com. Think cross-platform. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to envisioneer virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient web-readiness and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The structuring factor is leading-edge. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! The capability to synthesize proactively leads to the capacity to unleash extensibly. Without well-chosen e-businesses, fractal channels are forced to become distributed. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. If you enable strategically, you may have to synergize intuitively. We will add to our ability to grow without decreasing our power to visualize.