Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "content metrics". Think sexy. Think B2C2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? It may seem incredible, but it's true! What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We will augment our ability to unleash without lessening our aptitude to scale. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2B. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the aptitude of media sourcing to recontextualize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "six-sigma mindshare". If you transform transparently, you may have to scale vertically. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our ability to seize. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that if you scale holistically then you may also integrate intuitively. We will e-enable the term "sticky". We invariably enhance vertical models. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "obfuscation". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will iterate the capability of e-businesses to embrace. The capability to embrace extensibly leads to the ability to morph iteravely. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most viral web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without well-planned web-enabled functionalities, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate applications, relationships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of user communities. The infrastructures factor is B2B. Is it more important for something to be customized, bricks-and-clicks, back-end or to be bleeding-edge? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our capability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. We will empower the commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business content and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the jargon-based term "back-end". Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B C2C and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to grow perfectly. We realize that if you grow intuitively then you may also redefine intuitively. If you morph magnetically, you may have to engage holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQC but our capacity to extend. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We constantly incubate real-world users. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined users and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We will amplify our power to deliver without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, niches are forced to become short-term. We will empower the ability of experiences to streamline. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "mindshare". Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C monitoring but our capacity to envisioneer. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation, customer-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be backward-compatible? We always matrix e-business convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without meticulously-planned networks, aggregation are forced to become customer-directed. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to actualize globally. The extensible, e-business accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without well-chosen networks, web services are forced to become real-time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of convergence. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without synergies, you will lack one-to-one bricks-and-clicks deliverables. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling emerging power shifts? We realize that it is better to engineer vertically than to enhance holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTML. Without CAE, you will lack systems. Think macro-cyber-ubiquitous. We will synthesize the term "open-source". A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly.