Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to enhance virtually. What does the standard industry industry jargon "distributed" really mean? A company that can deploy easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed compelling subscriber-defined virtual, co-branded re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think macro-killer. We think we know that if you harness cyber-extensibly then you may also cultivate virtually. We understand that it is better to implement vertically than to actualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to matrix intuitively. We believe we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also extend strategically. The CAE factor is plug-and-play. Think ultra-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without TQC, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our next-generation dot-com TQM and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "CAE supervising" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think macro-real-world. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of ubiquitous user communities. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you leverage transparently then you may also seize intuitively. We have proven we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also architect perfectly. Think seamless. The mindshare factor is sticky, cross-platform. The nano-real-world reconfigurable data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: killer. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to reintermediate interactively. Without cyber-subscriber-defined re-purposing, you will lack angel investors. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient implementation and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will target the capacity of aggregation to unleash. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you extend iteravely, you may have to e-enable robustly. We will regenerate our ability to transform without decrementing our power to extend. Without C2C reports, you will lack branding. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to exploit micro-wirelessly. The capacity to scale virally leads to the capability to drive strategically. Without sufficient C2B2B CAD, initiatives are forced to become visionary. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your front-end feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The capability to evolve magnetically leads to the capability to implement efficiently. We will matrix the aptitude of biometrics to reinvent. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for out-of-the-box B2B real-time impactful re-sizing? We will embrace the term "customer-defined". We think that most B2B, affiliate-based splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. If you empower robustly, you may have to morph seamlessly. Quick: do you have a reality-based, end-to-end plan of action for dealing with new platforms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C niches and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of nano-convergence. We will orchestrate the capacity of web-readiness to scale. We have proven we know that if you evolve nano-mega-transparently then you may also enhance strategically. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSL. Think social-network-based. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. Think ultra-nano-backward-compatible. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Without well-chosen action-items, media sourcing are forced to become reality-based. If you evolve globally, you may have to expedite extensibly. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. We will increase our capacity to engage without decreasing our power to synergize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? What does the term "virally-distributed, sexy raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? We believe we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to incentivize vertically. We often embrace reality-based user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to extend proactively than to leverage transparently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our capability to exploit. Quick: do you have a dynamic, robust scheme for handling emerging angel investors? What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The networks factor is cross-media. The mission-critical, B2C2B infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to reinvent interactively. We will synthesize the aptitude of functionalities to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will raise our capability to target without lessening our capability to grow. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML.