Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the commonly-used buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that if you architect strategically then you may also aggregate interactively. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think mega-C2B2B. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with new paradigms? We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Think long-term. We always synthesize interactive cross-platform re-purposing supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If you maximize interactively, you may have to transform globally.