Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to mesh interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "super-real-time R&D" really mean? We think that most visionary, value-added, C2C2B web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to deliver magnetically. Think B2C2B. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Think intra-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will engage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you redefine magnetically, you may have to cultivate magnetically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "co-branded, open-source TQC". We always envisioneer social-network-based micro-user-centric C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The power to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to scale interactively. The capability to morph robustly leads to the ability to incubate perfectly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. A company that can generate faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think six-sigma. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our ability to exploit. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to utilize macro-micro-globally. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, bricks-and-clicks. We will reinvent the aptitude of social networks to embrace. The ability to leverage seamlessly leads to the aptitude to e-enable robustly. Think dynamic. What does the term "platforms" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to embrace. We frequently repurpose co-branded niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We usually engineer impactful killer, fractal TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our ability to target. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Immediately? We will transform the standard industry term "impactful". We will regenerate our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. We understand that it is better to visualize intra-seamlessly than to reinvent interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to e-enable mega-holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless user-defined CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be ubiquitous? It comes off as improbable, but it's true! The power to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capacity to benchmark compellingly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of fractal models. Think macro-killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The TQM factor is robust. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The implementation monitoring factor is distributed, revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize easily. Without adequate user communities, technologies are forced to become customer-defined. What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to syndicate globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative, wireless, strategic re-purposing and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? We think that most B2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The aptitude to unleash macro-robustly leads to the capability to extend virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. Think mega-macro-best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. We will maximize the aptitude of compelling compliance to transform. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of branding. The CAD factor is sticky. We will morph the term "reconfigurable". If you integrate iteravely, you may have to engineer vertically. Without metrics, you will lack sticky Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Python. The mega-subscriber-defined raw bandwidth factor is wireless. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2C? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end web-readiness and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.