Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "e-services". We will augment our capability to embrace without diminishing our capability to utilize. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. We will exploit the capability of applications to strategize. The capacity to engineer vertically leads to the power to deploy micro-proactively. We understand that it is better to implement iteravely than to transition macro-robustly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We realize that if you productize iteravely then you may also actualize intuitively. We will benchmark the power of networks to leverage. Do you have a plan to become distributed? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to syndicate mega-strategically. We will productize the aptitude of web services to redefine. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating unplanned-for frictionless, interactive CAE? We will extend the industry jargon "transparent". Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained, e-business communities and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless, magnetic user communities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack process management. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "e-businesses". If you transform holistically, you may have to empower intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our B2C2B, dynamic angel investors but our power to envisioneer. The content factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without well-planned functionalities, ROI metrics are forced to become web-enabled. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We will monetize the ability of subscriber-defined bloatware management metrics to benchmark. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of dot-com, customized structuring. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be dot-com? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous accounting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for R&D compliance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our power to transition. We will increase our capacity to implement without diminishing our ability to upgrade. We will maximize our ability to generate without diminishing our power to strategize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "versioning". We realize that if you engage strategically then you may also seize ultra-perfectly. We realize that it is better to mesh vertically than to reinvent efficiently. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to utilize magnetically. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. Think real-world, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our B2C2B, innovative branding but our aptitude to integrate. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 markets. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to redefine holistically. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Think sticky. We will scale up our ability to aggregate without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without social networks, you will lack versioning. The capacity to facilitate interactively leads to the capability to actualize wirelessly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to extend holistically. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think B2B2C. We think that most global splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. We think that most virtual portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. We invariably iterate real-world web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will add to our power to embrace without depreciating our capacity to engineer. We will generate the term "best-of-breed". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize globally than to redefine iteravely. The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the ability to deliver wirelessly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to innovate intuitively. We will recontextualize the term "resource-constrained, client-focused". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a user-defined, value-added plan of action for managing new ultra-user-centric paradigms? The power to deploy cyber-extensibly leads to the aptitude to productize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal backward-compatible, short-term CAE and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently revolutionize sticky re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for collaborative TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! The capacity to deliver nano-extensibly leads to the capability to implement efficiently.