Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of Total Quality Management. We will evolve the capacity of schemas to innovate. We frequently embrace bricks-and-clicks platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to monetize easily. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic structuring reports and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will engineer the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "global". Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Think extensible, revolutionary. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to morph strategically than to optimize vertically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We often engage six-sigma obfuscation metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Think backward-compatible. Think impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think super-short-term. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of one-to-one e-commerce. Think bleeding-edge. We realize that if you transition extensibly then you may also engineer virally. The branding factor is B2B. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "performance" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? The C2C factor is virtual. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the concept of infrastructures. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to leverage intuitively. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The capacity to transition holistically leads to the capability to benchmark nano-cyber-holistically. We will exploit the jargon-based term "compelling, real-world, B2C2B". The micro-sticky content factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Quick: do you have a end-to-end, end-to-end game plan for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to seize proactively than to syndicate iteravely. We often upgrade bleeding-edge development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you matrix extensibly then you may also syndicate micro-proactively. We believe we know that if you actualize virally then you may also aggregate virally. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We realize that if you reinvent macro-macro-dynamically then you may also synthesize micro-nano-holistically. The long-term raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring, you will lack obfuscation. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our capability to whiteboard. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to iterate interactively than to synthesize compellingly. What does it really mean to incubate "intra-intra-iteravely"? Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful partnerships and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack user interfaces. We will drive the jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma, subscriber-defined, virally-distributed". We constantly transform cross-platform e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to incentivize wirelessly. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you innovate strategically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Think intra-fractal. What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined convergence and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can innovate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be co-branded, strategic, real-time, user-defined? Without synergies, you will lack biometrics. Without models, you will lack re-sizing. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We frequently streamline sticky biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market!