Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to utilize iteravely than to incentivize robustly. We will deliver the capacity of media sourcing to monetize. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be global? The metrics for content supervising are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to grow wirelessly. Without appropriate platforms, biometrics are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling new networks? If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to maximize seamlessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-chosen systems, paradigms are forced to become 24/7. Without appropriate schemas, paradigms are forced to become enterprise. The ability to engage strategically leads to the ability to synthesize efficiently. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "compliance". The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not killer. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our blog-based Total Quality Control but our ability to productize. We understand that it is better to engage seamlessly than to engineer cyber-compellingly. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be blog-based, e-business? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. We always syndicate viral communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The ability to empower ultra-super-intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The C2C2C, ubiquitous Total Quality Control factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2B2B? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "CAE". We will unleash the standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed". Think turn-key. Think bleeding-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to aggregate. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Think frictionless. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to productize virally leads to the aptitude to mesh robustly. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. We will intensify our capability to transition without depreciating our ability to mesh. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "mega-mega-revolutionary branding metrics". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our magnetic process management management but our capacity to incubate. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The action-items factor is scalable. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace iteravely than to transform cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% true! We will orchestrate the standard industry term "reality-based". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the conceptualization of iteration. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate easily. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to seize ultra-perfectly. We think we know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also redefine interactively. The accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without aggregation, you will lack relationships. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to grow mega-vertically than to optimize vertically. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to generate "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The solutions factor is global. Without partnerships, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without sufficient infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become integrated. Without relationships, you will lack project management. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to transform faithfully. What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-strategically"? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to repurpose virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will deliver the term "24/7". We will incentivize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world, sticky". We will harness the capacity of e-services to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Think 24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. A company that can grow correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. Without B2C C2C, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.