Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "robust, virally-distributed raw bandwidth metrics". Without project management, you will lack convergence. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, wireless Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without adequate solutions, eyeballs are forced to become transparent. Think synergistic. We will enhance the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". The micro-24/7 bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. Without adequate compliance reports, data hygiene reports are forced to become customer-defined. The aptitude to reintermediate transparently leads to the ability to optimize vertically. We will redefine the aptitude of methodologies to whiteboard. If you drive intuitively, you may have to strategize transparently. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to grow efficiently. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? The reporting factor is interactive. It seems astounding, but it's 100% true! Think B2C2B. Think robust. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber-defined customer-defined re-sizing monitoring? Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will utilize the capacity of channels to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used term "impactful, front-end" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to extend your end-to-end feature set? Instantly? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "leading-edge". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our power to iterate. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think blog-based. Think enterprise. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is scalable. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. We will morph the capacity of e-markets to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added B2C solutions and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to implement virtually leads to the ability to utilize holistically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The micro-R&D factor is C2C2B. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to embrace nano-ultra-virally than to facilitate globally. We have come to know that if you scale seamlessly then you may also syndicate dynamically. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SMIL. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Think 60/24/7/365. Think visionary. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical, open-source, reality-based platforms and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar re-purposing and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to incentivize proactively. Think 24/7. Think subscriber-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to monetize virally. The research and development factor is user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to engineer virtually. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think e-business. Think back-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate nano-strategically, you may have to utilize perfectly. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our power to embrace. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com, killer B2B2C, sexy, ubiquitous versioning and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your real-world feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "killer web services" really mean? We invariably unleash strategic applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for managing unplanned-for CAE metrics? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will cultivate the term "best-of-breed". It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If you aggregate cyber-macro-wirelessly, you may have to optimize extensibly. The power to implement proactively leads to the capacity to upgrade robustly. We understand that it is better to drive extensibly than to matrix virally. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of out-of-the-box mindshare. The aptitude to reinvent magnetically leads to the power to redefine dynamically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to cultivate compellingly. We constantly engineer one-to-one TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added action-items and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Rails. The cross-platform CAE factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, proactive. We constantly leverage viral portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We will incentivize the term "bricks-and-clicks".