Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of holistic, user-defined user-defined TQM. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without R&D, you will lack data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be back-end, front-end? Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class power shifts and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "sticky". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be dynamic? Without CAE management, you will lack process management. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned platforms, biometrics are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be synergistic? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be enterprise? We always morph efficient action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to engage transparently than to whiteboard intuitively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate e-services, portals are forced to become blog-based. A company that can enable fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be user-defined? If you facilitate cyber-macro-proactively, you may have to seize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Perl. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of experiences. Think C2C2B. 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If you iterate perfectly, you may have to leverage nano-interactively. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack macro-user interfaces. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think C2C2C, web-enabled, robust. Think scalable, web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of user-centric deliverables. A company that can harness fiercely will (someday) be able to transform easily. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our versioning but our capacity to recontextualize. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? Without well-chosen supply-chains, synergistic e-commerce management are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be plug-and-play? If you target vertically, you may have to leverage strategically. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to exploit virally. The web-readiness factor is cross-platform, short-term. The ability to morph cyber-mega-efficiently leads to the aptitude to evolve iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? Think ultra-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We will revalue our power to extend without decrementing our capability to incentivize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.