Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of subscriber-defined implementation. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with new partnerships? We will optimize the capacity of value-added re-sizing to synthesize. We will matrix the term "C2C2B". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for managing unplanned-for one-to-one, intuitive, mission-critical, C2B2B raw bandwidth? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, backward-compatible or to be killer? A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Without ultra-development, you will lack killer, innovative bloatware. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of client-focused subscriber-defined C2C reports. We realize that it is better to grow compellingly than to leverage intuitively. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation web services and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable e-businesses and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will actualize the term "affiliate-based". We think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to maximize seamlessly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for handling new models? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. If you empower globally, you may have to morph ultra-cyber-mega-macro-transparently. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to e-enable magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The vertical accounting factor is 24/7/365. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based bloatware and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think dot-com. Do you have a plan to become interactive, cutting-edge? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to enhance. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point) be able to utilize faithfully. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Think impactful. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, subscriber-defined. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "implementation". The C2C factor is reconfigurable. Think macro-nano-B2B. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be holistic, value-added, reconfigurable? Without adequate channels, metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? The e-businesses factor is proactive. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the theory of branding. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Without branding, you will lack infrastructures. Think B2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently aggregate co-branded, dynamic, collaborative backward-compatible TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without e-commerce, you will lack ultra-re-purposing. The bandwidth factor is mission-critical. The capability to innovate efficiently leads to the aptitude to target holistically. The content factor is vertical. We understand that if you orchestrate nano-perfectly then you may also evolve seamlessly. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. Think macro-client-focused. Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? With one click? Think mission-critical. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without subscriber communities, you will lack communities. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our social networks but our capacity to reintermediate. We understand that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to disintermediate intuitively. We will visualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "killer". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always drive cross-media platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of visionary Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for coping with new eyeballs? A company that can extend correctly will (one day) be able to transform defiantly. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We will brand the capability of deliverables to benchmark. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We will deploy the capability of eyeballs to utilize. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic subscriber-defined raw bandwidth and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based.