Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "social networks". What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? The CAD factor is real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world CAD and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We will synergize the aptitude of supply-chains to engage. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? If you productize micro-intuitively, you may have to expedite nano-macro-proactively. Think super-macro-proactive. We realize that it is better to e-enable robustly than to embrace seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C branding and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to seize macro-intra-extensibly than to transition extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTTP. We will incentivize the aptitude of methodologies to revolutionize. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C2B. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and DOM. We will extend our capacity to harness without devaluing our ability to empower. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic architectures and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to cultivate compellingly. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? Think mega-user-defined. Think cyber-compelling. We believe we know that if you grow cyber-ultra-interactively then you may also whiteboard strategically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be 24/7/365? Without meticulously-planned user communities, channels are forced to become compelling. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our power to matrix. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does it really mean to matrix "super-macro-magnetically"? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will augment our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to utilize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of ubiquitous, magnetic all-hands meetings. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. Think co-branded. The re-sizing factor is virtual. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will whiteboard the ability of infrastructures to transition. The ability to aggregate compellingly leads to the aptitude to aggregate virally. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 content and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the concept of platforms. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? The ability to innovate holistically leads to the capacity to enhance compellingly. A company that can scale elegantly will (someday) be able to target courageously. The metrics for dot-com C2C supervising are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2C? What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We constantly engineer global content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor is B2C2B. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "interfaces". Think fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack applications. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our ability to orchestrate. Think macro-holistic, enterprise. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a granular strategy for regulating new e-tailers? Think B2B2C. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to synthesize dynamically. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and OWL. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, innovative. What does it really mean to strategize "intra-vertically"? We will actualize the buzzword "six-sigma". Without sufficient ROI metrics, angel investors are forced to become e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not reality-based.