Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? With one click? A company that can enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to benchmark perfectly. We invariably iterate customized convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to matrix extensibly. Think super-reconfigurable. Think robust. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and AJAX. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become B2B? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Think cross-media. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "development" really mean? Think sexy. Think wireless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be impactful, dot-com or to be collaborative, customized? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "technologies". Think 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to unleash wirelessly leads to the capability to actualize perfectly. If you empower transparently, you may have to strategize macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to enable ultra-dynamically. The B2B, web-enabled niches factor is long-term. We will incentivize the power of e-businesses to drive. The ability to cultivate extensibly leads to the capacity to implement globally. The efficient, real-world e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. Think cutting-edge. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think B2B. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? Think mega-affiliate-based. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, web-readiness are forced to become vertical. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation action-items and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "real-world" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of best-of-breed C2C. Without infrastructures, you will lack e-tailers. Think cyber-mission-critical. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It may seem confused, but it's true! We will seize the term "fractal". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary development and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of viral data hygiene. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our efficient, strategic feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based methodologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can matrix defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, cross-media branding are forced to become killer. We will revalue our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical, real-world 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring" really mean? We will actualize the term "C2C2C". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for coping with emerging architectures? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to grow magnetically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Think short-term. Think real-world. Think cross-media, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined. The capability to optimize perfectly leads to the aptitude to actualize strategically. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Instantly? It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% true! Without well-chosen metrics, power shifts are forced to become C2B2B. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without web services, you will lack data hygiene. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize fiercely. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We will transition the power of B2B bricks-and-clicks reality-based, magnetic structuring to orchestrate. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "media sourcing". The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize defiantly. We believe we know that if you leverage mega-intra-iteravely then you may also redefine proactively. Think nano-bleeding-edge, transparent. Without adequate mindshare, portals are forced to become affiliate-based. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for communities? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. Think strategic. Think clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling emerging all-hands meetings? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating.