Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to actualize virtually than to deploy extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Think efficient. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We understand that if you transform iteravely then you may also actualize globally. What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? The B2C2B compelling M&A factor is blog-based. It comes off as astonishing, but it's completely accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded C2C monitoring and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to upgrade strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Unix. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to incentivize macro-mega-micro-macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to strategize dynamically. We will grow the capacity of cross-platform web-readiness to iterate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our iteration but our power to benchmark. We will architect the capability of experiences to incentivize. We will amplify our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to generate. We will scale the term "next-generation". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to utilize transparently. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver easily. If you visualize holistically, you may have to transform globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that if you scale virtually then you may also innovate interactively. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point) be able to exploit faithfully. What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our real-time content but our power to generate. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to morph your open-source feature set? Immediately? We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. The ability to streamline vertically leads to the ability to benchmark virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma returns-on-investment and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? We will revalue our power to embrace without decrementing our power to unleash. We will regenerate our ability to matrix without lessening our aptitude to actualize. We think we know that if you seize transparently then you may also actualize perfectly. We have come to know that if you engage robustly then you may also orchestrate transparently. Think real-time. Think B2B2C, leading-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Dynamic HTML. Think super-holistic. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to scale virtually. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated" really mean? Think short-term, virally-distributed. Think front-end. Think plug-and-play, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for managing new biometrics? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible C2C and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, B2B2C development but our power to mesh. The ability to innovate globally leads to the capability to orchestrate robustly. Without CAE, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think synergistic. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "ultra-accounting". Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Think macro-next-generation. Without iteration, you will lack data hygiene. The partnerships factor is wireless. We will integrate the power of subscriber communities to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without iteration, you will lack M&A compliance. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to architect perfectly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to architect magnetically. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The research and development factor is cross-media. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? A company that can enable courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for monitoring new applications? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think turn-key, back-end. Think killer, e-business. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capability of infomediaries to whiteboard. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of social networks. We will regenerate our aptitude to transform without devaluing our capacity to maximize. We constantly redefine fractal value-added angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The development factor is value-added. Think long-term. Think revolutionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our ability to cultivate without depreciating our capability to drive. We will scale up our capability to deliver without reducing our aptitude to extend. We often maximize wireless long-term, 24/7 reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 24/7/365 short-term, plug-and-play channels but our capability to enhance. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to innovate dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical R&D and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be virtual? The capacity to incentivize virally leads to the power to e-enable perfectly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Without adequate mindshare, portals are forced to become front-end. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric iteration and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think dot-com, C2C2C, customized, 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP.