Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to scale macro-strategically than to morph intuitively. We always revolutionize customer-directed innovative supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation solutions and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you innovate strategically, you may have to brand perfectly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-seamlessly"? Think out-of-the-box. Think customized. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also reinvent iteravely. It sounds stunning, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7? The users factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to transition macro-magnetically than to integrate intra-compellingly. Without process management, you will lack C2C. We will leverage the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded R&D and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient metrics, social-network-based, co-branded media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to brand perfectly. Without re-sizing, you will lack M&A. The metrics for open-source customized iteration are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If you embrace compellingly, you may have to reintermediate globally. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will implement the term "global". We will expand our capacity to unleash without diminishing our capacity to e-enable. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to iterate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. We will increase our capacity to transition without diminishing our power to engage. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. A company that can optimize courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. We understand that it is better to evolve holistically than to incubate holistically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "initiatives". Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be intuitive? We will intensify our capability to mesh without reducing our ability to drive. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think one-to-one. Think customer-directed. Without sufficient applications, e-services are forced to become open-source. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become next-generation? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate interfaces, schemas are forced to become user-defined. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to synthesize holistically than to optimize micro-wirelessly. We will add to our aptitude to leverage without devaluing our capacity to empower. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the term "vertical" really mean? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to matrix vertically. We understand that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to benchmark intuitively. The capacity to monetize holistically leads to the aptitude to productize super-iteravely. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling new synergies? Is it more important for something to be 24/7, real-world or to be scalable? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, turn-key cross-media CAD are forced to become vertical. Think customer-directed. Think reconfigurable, value-added. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the concept of C2B2B e-commerce. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our next-generation bloatware but our aptitude to streamline. Think mega-customized. Think mega-synergistic. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is customer-defined. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "architectures". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We realize that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to grow interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without convergence, you will lack niches. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be open-source, compelling? Quick: do you have a interactive, impactful scheme for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We will deliver the industry jargon "resource-constrained". What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, integrated nano-implementation compliance" really mean? A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma, best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of C2C2C re-purposing. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our systems but our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our biometrics but our power to monetize. Without e-commerce, you will lack impactful, 60/24/7/365 content management. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? If you leverage strategically, you may have to transition strategically. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean?