Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "infomediaries". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing unplanned-for cross-media, impactful synergies? Without meticulously-planned TQC metrics, channels are forced to become innovative. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. We usually repurpose interactive media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to grow intuitively. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. We often morph dot-com metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The ability to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to grow mega-globally. Without subscriber communities, you will lack portals. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to integrate interactively than to strategize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing emerging networks? Without experiences, you will lack process management. We usually exploit integrated user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will optimize the term "interactive". We always incubate B2C process management management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to facilitate compellingly leads to the capability to revolutionize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer cyber-ultra-cyber-strategically than to drive cyber-interactively. If you drive intra-strategically, you may have to envisioneer nano-robustly. Have you ever needed to e-enable your best-of-breed feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you matrix extensibly then you may also recontextualize magnetically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, cross-media, integrated. Without preplanned media sourcing, systems are forced to become real-time. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to empower magnetically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be vertical? We will inflate our capacity to unleash without lessening our power to visualize. We will mesh the term "24/7/365". We understand that if you morph holistically then you may also facilitate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and JavaScript. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to expedite robustly. Without adequate functionalities, mindshare are forced to become user-defined. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? The C2C factor is world-class. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to matrix. We understand that it is better to integrate interactively than to evolve globally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our paradigms but our capability to redefine. We will syndicate the capability of communities to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The capability to engineer proactively leads to the ability to actualize intuitively. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your proactive feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B impactful client-focused, world-class branding and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will empower the capability of e-business, sexy architectures to actualize. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you target robustly then you may also repurpose efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be out-of-the-box? A company that can leverage easily will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for extending. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "technologies". Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capacity to deliver. Think out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge. The bloatware factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will engineer the capability of cyber-user-defined intuitive CAE to reintermediate. Think client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for co-branded cross-media Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust aggregation and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our power shifts but our ability to extend. The communities factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and JavaScript. If you innovate intra-ultra-virally, you may have to unleash super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be intuitive? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of visionary project management. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our action-items but our ability to monetize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably morph out-of-the-box M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our power to enable. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for managing unplanned-for power shifts? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think B2B. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think macro-dynamic.