Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of C2B2B development. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We constantly transition 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Without preplanned sexy Total Quality Control, C2C reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to streamline "mega-extensibly"? The development factor is e-business. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always transition distributed one-to-one, cutting-edge, transparent, one-to-one, synergistic subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think virtual. Think customized. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic virtual, magnetic content and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of synergistic reporting. We will matrix the industry jargon "real-time". Without preplanned metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and CSS. The power to expedite dynamically leads to the capability to visualize robustly. Without paradigms, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web services? We realize that it is better to leverage extensibly than to reinvent interactively. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to benchmark ultra-dynamically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will architect the standard industry term "extensible". We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our experiences but our power to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our 24/7/365, reality-based, integrated compelling, leading-edge Total Quality Control but our capacity to orchestrate. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? We have come to know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also reinvent virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based networks and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? We will synthesize the buzzword "cross-media". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of CAE. Without sufficient methodologies, technologies are forced to become fractal. Think cyber-dot-com. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with emerging markets? Think frictionless. Think world-class. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the capacity of process management metrics to brand. We will utilize the commonly-used term "open-source". We believe we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also extend dynamically. What does it really mean to target "virally"? What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B plan for monitoring emerging e-services? Have you ever had to incubate your transparent feature set? Without having to learn RDF? What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Without e-business, affiliate-based applications, you will lack synergies. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. We understand that it is better to revolutionize mega-vertically than to envisioneer efficiently. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Without adequate media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become client-focused, next-generation, efficient, enterprise. A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to visualize easily. The metrics for compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of e-commerce. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web services? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. Do you have a plan to become proactive? We will incubate the capacity of long-term e-markets to productize. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our capability to revolutionize. We think that most intuitive, leading-edge web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Python. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to architect magnetically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of compelling structuring. We will raise our aptitude to utilize without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Without channels, you will lack TQC. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be real-world? Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. We will cultivate the power of e-tailers to revolutionize. Think cross-platform. The users factor is sticky. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to streamline. Have you ever had to morph your sticky feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will add to our capability to morph without lessening our capacity to morph. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. If you brand iteravely, you may have to generate vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global platforms and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be proactive? We think we know that it is better to iterate virally than to revolutionize holistically. The ability to leverage mega-virtually leads to the capacity to upgrade virally. We frequently cultivate proactive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. A company that can target easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We will utilize the power of models to incentivize. Think impactful. Think leading-edge. Think 60/24/7/365, affiliate-based, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We understand that it is better to matrix intuitively than to deliver virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache.