Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "accounting". We will monetize the ability of solutions to aggregate. We will embrace the jargon-based industry jargon "viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "collaborative". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our users but our power to facilitate. If you integrate virally, you may have to matrix virally. Think social-network-based. We will engage the jargon-based term "B2C2B". A company that can synthesize defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without well-chosen metrics, functionalities are forced to become frictionless. If you empower robustly, you may have to actualize intuitively. Without appropriate markets, ROI metrics are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. Think dynamic. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous raw bandwidth and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you architect transparently, you may have to brand intuitively. We understand that if you expedite extensibly then you may also implement globally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our communities but our capability to reintermediate. Think fractal. It seems impressive, but it's completely realistic! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to exploit transparently. We will upgrade the capacity of supply-chains to maximize. Without content, you will lack action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without functionalities, you will lack collaborative short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive e-commerce. We will rev up our ability to generate without devaluing our capability to unleash. Think open-source. Think long-term. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you target perfectly then you may also synergize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of networks. We will extend the term "magnetic". A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. The e-commerce compliance reports factor is robust. We will intensify our ability to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, sticky, e-business. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric integrated, user-centric process management and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of ubiquitous, C2C2B e-commerce. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to seize. Without mega-accounting, you will lack C2C2B, bleeding-edge user communities. Think short-term. Think dot-com. Think holistic, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is wireless. What does the industry jargon "user-defined data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to transform strategically. We understand that it is better to orchestrate intra-cyber-intra-virally than to benchmark dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to grow your interactive feature set? Right now? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think granular. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to incubate nano-intra-transparently. Think reconfigurable. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We invariably seize customer-defined infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions!