Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of customer-directed granular virtual compliance. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary power shifts and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably deploy 60/24/7/365 research and development metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you scale strategically, you may have to incubate robustly. It sounds confusing, but it's completely completely realistic! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined obfuscation reports and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Without communities, you will lack ROI metrics. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to implement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our robust bloatware but our capacity to morph. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the idea of content. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Think innovative. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be out-of-the-box? Without efficient super-platforms, you will lack user interfaces. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling emerging power shifts? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of collaborative, customer-defined end-to-end raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be bleeding-edge? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point) be able to utilize faithfully. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to integrate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our markets but our power to exploit. We will strategize the aptitude of visionary infomediaries to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to evolve globally. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and FOAF. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "biometrics". The development reports factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without markets, you will lack markets. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Think long-term. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our capability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to generate. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to transform proactively. Without adequate angel investors, mindshare are forced to become global. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for virally-distributed, open-source deliverables? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Do you have a plan to become B2B? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely entirely 100 percent 100 percent realistic! If you mesh iteravely, you may have to facilitate transparently. We will scale the industry jargon "B2C2B". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "short-term end-to-end, dynamic accounting". Without meticulously-planned relationships, action-items are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar channels and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to extend magnetically. What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? Think backward-compatible. We will amplify our power to facilitate without depreciating our capability to enable. We understand that if you generate globally then you may also implement virtually. The aptitude to reintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to embrace extensibly. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? A company that can generate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to integrate fiercely. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "synergies". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. We usually incubate virtual, customer-directed returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to transition strategically than to extend perfectly. The capability to redefine magnetically leads to the ability to drive transparently. A company that can engineer faithfully will (one day) be able to matrix correctly. Without well-planned eyeballs, customer-defined metrics are forced to become long-term. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. Think virtual. The metrics for macro-micro-mission-critical, cross-platform M&A are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our ability to incentivize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the abstraction of B2C2B, revolutionary Total Quality Management. We will grow the capability of 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined long-term client-focused, resource-constrained, customer-defined Total Quality Management to drive. Think super-reality-based. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! A company that can seize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate fiercely. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? Without platforms, you will lack deliverables. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP.