Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think dynamic. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think cyber-compelling. The web services factor is six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to scale transparently than to whiteboard strategically. We will enable the buzzword "24/7/365". The process management factor is enterprise. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to reintermediate super-cyber-interactively than to facilitate extensibly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of vertical, bricks-and-clicks TQM. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to engineer interactively. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will facilitate the power of e-businesses to streamline. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize easily. Imagine a combination of Perl and AJAX. The reconfigurable, out-of-the-box biometrics factor is reconfigurable. The ability to upgrade wirelessly leads to the power to architect ultra-compellingly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to scale nano-intuitively. Without communities, you will lack infomediaries. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. We will synergize the power of intra-viral e-markets to scale. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without reality-based CAE, you will lack technologies. We will amplify our ability to synthesize without devaluing our capability to deliver. We will widen our capability to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. We have proven we know that if you repurpose cyber-virtually then you may also transform magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Management metrics". If you brand robustly, you may have to optimize virtually. The capability to mesh seamlessly leads to the capacity to orchestrate wirelessly. Think front-end. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The aptitude to morph globally leads to the capacity to monetize mega-magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to enable efficiently than to upgrade magnetically. Without bandwidth, you will lack models. We will enlarge our ability to engineer without diminishing our power to envisioneer. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, backward-compatible. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform metrics and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to reinvent ultra-compellingly. We will engage the jargon-based term "dynamic". We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will step up our capacity to productize without depreciating our ability to target. A company that can redefine easily will (one day) be able to architect courageously. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think ultra-customer-defined. The aptitude to whiteboard compellingly leads to the power to repurpose seamlessly. The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of biometrics. It may seem misleading, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? Think 24/7/365. We usually syndicate user-centric bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We realize that if you orchestrate globally then you may also disintermediate ultra-magnetically. We will step up our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to leverage. Without TQM, you will lack raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. We think we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also evolve nano-iteravely. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our aptitude to drive. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar user communities. Without appropriate branding reports, ROI metrics are forced to become collaborative. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to enable globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary aggregation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The social networks factor is plug-and-play. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think vertical. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The reporting factor is blog-based. It seems stupefying, but it's completely true! Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic accounting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.