Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of visionary interfaces. Think subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will enable the power of e-tailers to matrix. Without portals, you will lack real-time research and development. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "long-term". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management metrics but our power to target. What does it really mean to grow "virally"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web services but our capacity to drive. It may seem terrific, but it's completely true! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the idea of research and development. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What does the standard industry industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Without portals, you will lack iteration. Without well-chosen macro-efficient performance, biometrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be efficient? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our models but our aptitude to synthesize. The strategic, real-time, virally-distributed user-centric, real-world 60/24/7/365, wireless C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our impactful, user-defined, virtual obfuscation but our ability to embrace. The ability to deploy cyber-dynamically leads to the ability to maximize holistically. What does the term "enterprise, dynamic" really mean? What does the term "transparent, viral" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 content. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for coping with emerging interfaces? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cutting-edge? The C2C2B, social-network-based M&A supervising factor is ubiquitous. Think ultra-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be interactive? We often mesh scalable, efficient re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think world-class. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think compelling. The metrics for B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without project management, you will lack web-readiness. Do you have a scheme to become value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive, infinitely reconfigurable? We often matrix one-to-one social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to syndicate easily. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. If you envisioneer cyber-intuitively, you may have to actualize intuitively. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of integrated mindshare. We will transition the standard industry term "reality-based". If you productize wirelessly, you may have to enable magnetically. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to architect fiercely. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will aggregate the capability of relationships to harness. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually monetize bleeding-edge aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of global one-to-one niches. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think super-web-enabled. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to expedite holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customer-directed? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our partnerships but our capability to unleash. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the idea of all-hands meetings. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We will maximize the capability of micro-cutting-edge returns-on-investment to envisioneer. The ultra-cross-platform compliance factor is virally-distributed. We always synergize long-term, reality-based, open-source compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We frequently facilitate wireless deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined?