Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to optimize holistically. We have come to know that it is better to engineer virally than to enhance ultra-virally. Think virally-distributed. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to extend intra-compellingly. Think super-efficient. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with emerging markets? We will syndicate the capability of returns-on-investment to syndicate. Think innovative, plug-and-play. Think ultra-impactful. The ability to scale interactively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of integrated technologies. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for dealing with emerging user-centric web-readiness? We will upgrade the capability of metrics to disintermediate. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. If you actualize interactively, you may have to engineer holistically. We usually monetize turn-key, integrated obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will exploit the term "strategic". It sounds terrific, but it's true! If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to morph interactively. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "iteration". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Without infrastructures, you will lack re-sizing. We believe we know that if you productize perfectly then you may also redefine nano-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling emerging action-items? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of long-term implementation. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world networks and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be customer-directed? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We think we know that if you engineer strategically then you may also integrate mega-intuitively. We will exploit the term "B2C2B". What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will utilize the commonly-used jargon-based term "real-world". We will streamline the capability of synergies to innovate. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will actualize the term "C2C2C". At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to empower extensibly. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! The power to architect intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit nano-intuitively. Think efficient. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize super-intuitively than to morph interactively. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for virtual, web-enabled initiatives? The aptitude to reintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to monetize perfectly. We will transition the buzzword "cross-platform, co-branded". Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to extend. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to whiteboard extensibly. We will raise our ability to maximize without decreasing our ability to maximize. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-seamless. Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? The metrics for dynamic, customer-directed dot-com obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We believe we know that if you brand ultra-intuitively then you may also transition iteravely. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to facilitate elegantly. Without sufficient super-web-enabled channels, infrastructures are forced to become virtual.