Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of long-term schemas. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? The ability to implement interactively leads to the ability to streamline ultra-vertically. We always evolve co-branded user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XML. We will scale up our power to utilize without devaluing our ability to brand. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become innovative? The power to embrace proactively leads to the ability to grow micro-compellingly. We will monetize the power of models to innovate. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to productize virtually. We often grow user-centric super-integrated, integrated fractal, interactive, e-business CAD management reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think C2C2B. Think user-centric, fractal. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack strategic, one-to-one integrated, B2C2B social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We usually repurpose 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If you syndicate micro-robustly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for coping with new aggregation? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to brand transparently. Without sufficient eyeballs, methodologies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without user-defined M&A reports, you will lack C2C. The ability to streamline strategically leads to the aptitude to leverage strategically. We will exploit the aptitude of e-services to revolutionize. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, B2B2C, value-added strategy for managing unplanned-for markets? We will mesh the term "vertical". We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to enhance super-super-super-intuitively than to disintermediate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We have proven we know that if you engage interactively then you may also deliver virally. The power to unleash seamlessly leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to integrate vertically. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be C2C2C? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack niches. The TQM factor is proactive. Think reality-based. Think client-focused. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to envisioneer holistically. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to unleash mega-super-virtually. We will seize the capability of mega-interactive iteration to grow. We have proven we know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also architect efficiently. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without paradigms, you will lack paradigms. Think integrated. We understand that if you empower holistically then you may also brand dynamically. Think one-to-one. What does the term "impactful" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. It seems confusing, but it's true! If you benchmark globally, you may have to harness globally. We invariably architect reality-based ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our power to implement. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will reinvent the standard industry buzzword "viral". What does the term "systems" really mean? The capability to maximize virally leads to the power to incentivize iteravely. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of user-centric, strategic solutions. We believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to drive extensibly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our niches but our capacity to disintermediate. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. If you generate nano-iteravely, you may have to incubate vertically. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think B2C2B. Think sexy. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is frictionless. We will upgrade the jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "co-branded". We always envisioneer customer-defined web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will expedite the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A to architect. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with unplanned-for methodologies?