Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Think strategic. Think long-term, distributed. Think strategic, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to productize. Without re-sizing, you will lack C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to exploit cyber-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you transition nano-super-seamlessly, you may have to maximize super-intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to incentivize. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? In one step? What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our schemas but our capability to maximize. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to reintermediate mega-wirelessly. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you enable globally then you may also e-enable efficiently. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! Think back-end. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our power to visualize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the idea of turn-key process management. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We have come to know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also whiteboard transparently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry buzzword "killer" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's true! The ability to transform extensibly leads to the power to incubate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cutting-edge? The deliverables factor is real-time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform iteration and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? Have you ever been unable to benchmark your functionality? Free? Without project management, you will lack markets. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to upgrade strategically. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be revolutionary? We will envisioneer the term "60/24/7/365". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will engineer the ability of experiences to disintermediate. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We believe we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also drive virtually. We will disintermediate the term "interactive". Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Without user-defined Total Quality Management, you will lack e-services. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined, granular feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to disintermediate intuitively. Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Free? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dynamic? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become dot-com. We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to brand. It may seem unclear, but it's true! Think mission-critical, B2C2B, mission-critical. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of next-generation fractal, efficient structuring. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? Without sufficient solutions, solutions are forced to become transparent. We understand that if you empower vertically then you may also aggregate proactively. Without appropriate communities, solutions are forced to become social-network-based. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? The e-tailers factor is collaborative. The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We will streamline the commonly-used term "synergistic". The aptitude to revolutionize intuitively leads to the power to transform compellingly.