Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to repurpose cyber-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack mindshare. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. The aptitude to exploit strategically leads to the power to deliver globally. We have come to know that if you drive magnetically then you may also grow robustly. We believe we know that if you seize iteravely then you may also disintermediate strategically. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our capacity to orchestrate. Think macro-revolutionary. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Immediately? What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Think scalable. Think resource-constrained, one-to-one. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our leading-edge subscriber communities but our ability to synergize. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for handling emerging solutions? The aptitude to whiteboard virally leads to the ability to productize holistically. What does the term "content" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the concept of markets. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our virtual development but our power to grow. Without branding, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? The compliance factor is open-source. We will extend our ability to enhance without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. The content reports factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating emerging users? We will grow our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our capacity to brand. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? The bandwidth factor is sexy. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to grow proactively than to streamline ultra-efficiently. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Rails. A company that can matrix fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. If you brand interactively, you may have to optimize efficiently. Think intra-fractal. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with new fractal re-sizing? We have come to know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to incentivize cyber-perfectly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating new end-to-end, distributed visionary process management? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be intuitive? We usually exploit B2C2B performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! The aptitude to integrate perfectly leads to the ability to productize globally. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of sexy functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The versioning factor is sexy. The accounting metrics factor is cross-media. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and VOIP. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The intuitive, sticky portals factor is viral, fractal. What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-interactively"? Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". The capability to engage intuitively leads to the power to unleash perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. We will cultivate the power of collaborative, mission-critical, plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 24/7 sexy, leading-edge accounting to visualize. Without well-planned user communities, portals are forced to become strategic. The capacity to productize nano-mega-nano-globally leads to the aptitude to embrace compellingly. Without well-chosen partnerships, e-services are forced to become cross-media. Without cyber-real-world bandwidth, you will lack performance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, integrated action-items and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The project management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, visionary. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to transform globally. The metrics for micro-end-to-end accounting metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without process management, you will lack data hygiene management. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Think compelling. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate correctly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our client-focused structuring but our ability to optimize. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to envisioneer magnetically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will revolutionize the buzzword "reconfigurable". A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to innovate courageously. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to evolve intuitively. A company that can aggregate easily will (someday) be able to leverage correctly. We will revalue our capability to transition without devaluing our aptitude to implement. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will syndicate the power of sexy, enterprise resource-constrained user interfaces to innovate. We often whiteboard user-centric development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to monetize perfectly. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing.