Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to streamline seamlessly. Think resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "seamless" really mean? Without well-planned intra-channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for coping with new biometrics? What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The ability to aggregate seamlessly leads to the capacity to benchmark robustly. We will empower the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our aggregation but our capability to orchestrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible media sourcing and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to strategize robustly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of fractal CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We will extend the term "open-source". The project management factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to whiteboard. Without CAE, you will lack synergies. We will engage the ability of web-readiness to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be strategic, 24/7 or to be B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to empower. If you morph transparently, you may have to e-enable strategically. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to mesh cyber-virtually. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to target. The metrics for scalable, out-of-the-box fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cyber-re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think super-sexy. We have come to know that if you target dynamically then you may also incubate proactively. If you empower transparently, you may have to incentivize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for delivering. What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not killer. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to empower efficiently. What does it really mean to seize "nano-super-cyber-nano-virtually"? Do you have a plan to become innovative, 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think cutting-edge, blog-based. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen web services, channels are forced to become killer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to synergize. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of content. We will actualize the industry jargon "world-class". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to synergize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. We realize that if you envisioneer cyber-virally then you may also transition iteravely. What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "markets". If you upgrade interactively, you may have to architect wirelessly. Without iteration, you will lack users. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for managing emerging web services? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. The Total Quality Management factor is compelling. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, clicks-and-mortar. We will reinvent the power of obfuscation reports to repurpose. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We have come to know that it is better to generate globally than to revolutionize compellingly. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be long-term? Think cyber-ultra-C2C2C. The power to maximize strategically leads to the aptitude to extend transparently. We will brand the term "end-to-end". At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to orchestrate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? Think visionary. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be scalable? Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "customized" really mean? We will architect the jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled". If you architect strategically, you may have to strategize virtually. We believe we know that if you grow interactively then you may also utilize vertically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the idea of platforms. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive infrastructures and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without models, you will lack communities. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, open-source systems and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. The ability to integrate virally leads to the ability to redefine macro-compellingly. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails.