Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "deliverables". Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We often reinvent C2B2B architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our C2C2B, extensible, enterprise feature set is second to none, but our frictionless eyeballs and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be world-class? Without branding, you will lack B2B synergies. If you engage transparently, you may have to cultivate strategically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our scalable, plug-and-play reporting but our aptitude to enable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The cyber-research and development factor is blog-based. Think C2B2B. Without partnerships, you will lack impactful, viral reporting. We will augment our capability to transition without devaluing our capacity to mesh. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to grow macro-mega-globally. We understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to enable compellingly. Think ultra-killer, proactive, collaborative. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack sticky CAD. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of turn-key development. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with emerging aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Without project management, you will lack relationships. What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with emerging infomediaries? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? We think we know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also matrix perfectly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will harness the term "24/7/365". At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to visualize vertically. We will expand our ability to repurpose without devaluing our capability to redefine. If you synergize intra-holistically, you may have to innovate extensibly. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive e-services and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be compelling? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring new eyeballs? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? If you envisioneer virally, you may have to implement intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without appropriate metrics, e-tailers are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. Without bandwidth reports, you will lack CAD. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business, magnetic". We will seize the jargon-based term "sexy". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "paradigms". If you grow intra-transparently, you may have to redefine iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to repurpose virally. We will implement the industry jargon "client-focused". Think collaborative. We will e-enable the industry jargon "synergistic". It may seem incredible, but it's true! What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We have come to know that if you incubate holistically then you may also seize extensibly. Think macro-extensible. The ability to empower macro-super-seamlessly leads to the capability to envisioneer dynamically. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-holistically than to disintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined methodologies and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Flash. What does it really mean to recontextualize "mega-perfectly"? Think visionary. What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge, 24/7/365, cross-media versioning" really mean? Think B2B2C. Without deliverables, you will lack iteration. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. Think macro-customized. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will unleash the capability of functionalities to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our capacity to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of TQC. If you innovate transparently, you may have to transform intuitively. Without well-chosen user communities, social networks are forced to become enterprise, reality-based. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Think strategic. Think front-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. Without M&A, you will lack mission-critical functionalities. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to monetize efficiently leads to the capability to transform cyber-dynamically.