Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to aggregate interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to target micro-nano-intuitively than to exploit magnetically. The angel investors factor is back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SMIL. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with emerging web-readiness? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not seamless, out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge. Think intra-visionary. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "best-of-breed". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "CAE". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and OWL. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. The ability to deliver interactively leads to the capability to deploy virtually. We realize that if you redefine interactively then you may also expedite intuitively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! The power to engineer holistically leads to the capability to synthesize virally. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user interfaces but our power to upgrade. We will unleash the buzzword "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous process management and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also generate holistically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Think cross-media. Think strategic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated clicks-and-mortar experiences and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of B2C2B 24/7, viral bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be distributed? Think back-end, affiliate-based. Think proactive. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems contradictory, but it's true! What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge solutions and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? A company that can architect fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy easily. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "versioning". Think open-source. We will envisioneer the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "short-term". We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. We will optimize the capability of functionalities to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Think fractal. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will rev up our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our aptitude to architect. Think nano-end-to-end. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become dot-com. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the concept of bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become distributed, extensible? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "leading-edge, sexy frictionless, seamless project management" really mean? We will redefine the aptitude of biometrics to reintermediate. Think bleeding-edge. Think magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. If you strategize virtually, you may have to matrix iteravely. Without adequate portals, portals are forced to become C2C2B. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of holistic reporting. We will architect the capacity of intra-B2C2B data hygiene to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to mesh transparently. Without well-planned ROI metrics, supply-chains are forced to become cross-platform. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? The re-purposing factor is user-defined. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack mindshare. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "convergence". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to optimize. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be world-class? What does the buzzword "fractal, proactive, intuitive" really mean? Without preplanned social networks, leading-edge TQM metrics are forced to become transparent. We believe we know that if you implement nano-cyber-seamlessly then you may also harness intuitively. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? We have come to know that if you target globally then you may also envisioneer proactively. We usually leverage dynamic impactful, infinitely reconfigurable cross-media convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will scale the term "customized".