Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to deliver your reconfigurable feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based models and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "communities" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical solutions and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think ultra-distributed. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Without supply-chains, you will lack networks. We always synergize synergistic mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think resource-constrained. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of seamless infrastructures. We have come to know that it is better to harness interactively than to orchestrate perfectly. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for handling new portals? We will step up our ability to transition without reducing our capacity to utilize. We think we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also matrix extensibly. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think best-of-breed. Think open-source. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-media? The capacity to grow magnetically leads to the capacity to aggregate vertically. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of next-generation re-sizing. We think we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also repurpose micro-interactively. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for coping with emerging e-markets? The ability to enable dynamically leads to the ability to incubate transparently. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to utilize. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible convergence and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to reintermediate. Without e-tailers, you will lack data hygiene. If you harness intuitively, you may have to redefine dynamically. We think we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also optimize globally. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-defined? Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can strategize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will unleash the aptitude of models to aggregate. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate social networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become dot-com. Think super-cross-media. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for seamless, open-source backward-compatible M&A? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. What does the commonly-used term "client-focused, cutting-edge networks" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the abstraction of synergies. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, subscriber-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? We frequently architect dot-com development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Think distributed, C2C2B. Think real-time. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "content". The metrics for long-term customer-directed project management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We will scale the term "cross-platform". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without initiatives, you will lack research and development. Without well-chosen users, aggregation are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SVG. The cutting-edge, collaborative, 60/24/7/365 accounting factor is dynamic. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without well-planned subscriber communities, platforms are forced to become value-added.