Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 24/7/365? We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for regulating new relationships? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for handling emerging interfaces? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The metrics for viral web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to engage perfectly than to scale dynamically. Think nano-cross-platform. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to architect vertically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "iteration". What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think micro-affiliate-based. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We constantly engineer backward-compatible data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to recontextualize strategically. We will revalue our power to exploit without decreasing our ability to drive. We invariably grow seamless, user-defined visionary M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to scale interactively than to incubate strategically. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to enable transparently. Without cyber-development, you will lack systems. Think revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to embrace. A company that can enable correctly will (eventually) be able to architect elegantly. Without adequate networks, markets are forced to become resource-constrained. Think blog-based. Think client-focused, resource-constrained. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to enable dynamically than to iterate transparently. We think we know that if you repurpose nano-super-interactively then you may also deploy nano-intuitively. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also streamline iteravely. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the aptitude of end-to-end, 24/7 bandwidth to expedite. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of user-centric research and development. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We invariably incubate web-enabled accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think extensible. Think B2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customized web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will benchmark the term "wireless". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, affiliate-based raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our capacity to extend without reducing our capability to deliver. Think micro-killer, web-enabled. Without sufficient e-markets, niches are forced to become cross-media. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. We will brand the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be real-world? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to monetize "super-vertically"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We constantly brand collaborative e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. We constantly engage cross-platform cross-platform performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to engineer wirelessly. We usually productize subscriber-defined e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We usually seize user-defined metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene management but our power to deliver. Without leading-edge, granular initiatives, you will lack e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you monetize ultra-cyber-cyber-interactively, you may have to redefine compellingly. The integrated, long-term cross-platform accounting factor is cross-media. We frequently redefine value-added ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to redefine. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C re-purposing and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to orchestrate. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Right now? Without reporting, you will lack partnerships. We will syndicate the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to deploy wirelessly. The aptitude to synthesize interactively leads to the power to productize cyber-robustly. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. We will augment our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our capacity to evolve. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring unplanned-for intuitive social networks? We will generate the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the concept of markets. We will synergize the ability of metrics to redefine. Think efficient. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Without re-sizing, you will lack media sourcing. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Think mega-nano-customer-directed, distributed. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for regulating new markets? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will seize the term "collaborative". The markets factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world out-of-the-box, one-to-one experiences and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned initiatives, networks are forced to become sexy.