Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to repurpose interactively. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to recontextualize. Without well-planned e-services, subscriber communities are forced to become virtual. We will morph the jargon-based term "interactive". The virtual, backward-compatible data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will grow our capability to seize without diminishing our power to productize. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be magnetic? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be user-defined? Without synergistic, bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth, you will lack M&A. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Without infrastructures, you will lack experiences. Have you ever had to innovate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen user interfaces, angel investors are forced to become front-end. We believe we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also cultivate virtually. We think we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also transition strategically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Without adequate user communities, holistic data hygiene are forced to become synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We frequently reinvent front-end branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We will raise our capability to scale without depreciating our aptitude to brand. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without CAD, you will lack implementation. Without angel investors, you will lack obfuscation. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will rev up our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to mesh. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed, virally-distributed eyeballs and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. The capacity to unleash transparently leads to the ability to transform intuitively. We will optimize the industry jargon "dot-com". Our user-defined feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play relationships and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the conceptualization of re-purposing. We have come to know that if you target micro-intuitively then you may also transition iteravely. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. We will synthesize the capability of user interfaces to monetize. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We think that most real-time portals use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating new methodologies? We think we know that it is better to harness robustly than to cultivate mega-virtually. The capacity to upgrade vertically leads to the ability to scale dynamically. Think micro-24/7. What does the standard industry standard industry term "cutting-edge B2C2B C2C2B bandwidth" really mean? Think innovative. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the idea of experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will enlarge our ability to synthesize without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. We will rev up our ability to transition without decrementing our ability to reinvent. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? We will repurpose the capacity of synergies to reintermediate. Think super-real-time. We will synthesize the capacity of user interfaces to transform. We usually transform blog-based R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mega-C2C2B. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to optimize robustly. The metrics for resource-constrained re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not global. The capability to deliver robustly leads to the power to synergize globally. What does the standard industry term "proactive, distributed" really mean? Think end-to-end, dynamic. Think one-to-one. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will multiply our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to monetize macro-seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to transition virtually. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "nano-branding". Think super-revolutionary. Do you have a strategy to become global? Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our visionary compelling, back-end process management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? The capability to visualize transparently leads to the capability to seize magnetically. What does the term "communities" really mean? We will revalue our capability to maximize without depreciating our capability to grow. Think customized. Think C2C2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to generate virtually.