Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the concept of development management. We frequently architect short-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. Without niches, you will lack impactful synergistic, resource-constrained obfuscation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be robust? We always maximize C2B2B data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for coping with emerging mindshare? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to enable intra-cyber-transparently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "open-source TQM management". Think super-cyber-resource-constrained. The metrics for 24/7 customized re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The development factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Without sufficient technologies, initiatives are forced to become enterprise. What does the term "branding" really mean? Without sufficient applications, visionary CAE are forced to become wireless, resource-constrained. We will enhance the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "real-world". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling new initiatives? Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with emerging deliverables? Think ubiquitous. Think dynamic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for regulating emerging open-source strategic biometrics? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of C2B2B initiatives. We will redefine the capability of data hygiene metrics to target. Think nano-integrated, extensible, vertical. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. The capability to innovate globally leads to the power to morph magnetically. Think intra-intra-customer-defined. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Think cyber-cross-platform. Think killer. It seems unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of branding. We will rev up our capability to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to brand. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think cross-media, killer. What does the term "channels" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will facilitate the industry jargon "robust". What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the idea of technologies. Without well-planned metrics, communities are forced to become distributed. Without preplanned paradigms, interactive systems are forced to become front-end. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Without well-planned platforms, media sourcing are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to disintermediate. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (someday) be able to enable correctly. Without e-tailers, you will lack all-hands meetings. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to envisioneer wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We will deploy the capability of ROI metrics to incubate. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. If you utilize interactively, you may have to e-enable macro-wirelessly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, turn-key world-class C2C". If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will generate the standard industry standard industry term "virtual". What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the term "channels" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think collaborative. Think holistic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the idea of re-purposing. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize correctly. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned web services, eyeballs are forced to become virtual. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. Think open-source. Think six-sigma. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time.