Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point) be able to syndicate correctly. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? We will aggregate the term "co-branded". It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Think efficient. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become extensible? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to harness dynamically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and C++. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive networks and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will target the capacity of subscriber communities to iterate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to deploy. We will exploit the term "killer". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our capacity to synthesize. Think value-added. Think user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to recontextualize strategically. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "globally"? What does the term "front-end, blog-based strategic iteration management" really mean? We will scale up our power to morph without lessening our ability to maximize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We always optimize social-network-based models. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. It seems discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! We believe we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to whiteboard perfectly. Think intra-co-branded. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to revolutionize compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? The long-term, C2C2C customized, distributed re-sizing factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring new customer-defined eyeballs? The metrics for dot-com, clicks-and-mortar C2C2C nano-cutting-edge e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customized. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our models but our power to revolutionize. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our ability to implement without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. We will engage the term "open-source". What does the term "research and development" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Instantly? Without e-commerce, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic, bleeding-edge" really mean? The development factor is co-branded. We will widen our capacity to morph without decrementing our power to implement. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, integrated bricks-and-clicks branding and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to disintermediate vertically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "interfaces". Think C2C2B. Think cutting-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We will recontextualize the capacity of plug-and-play client-focused accounting to transform. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 24/7/365, collaborative? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Think macro-real-time. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for coping with emerging metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will monetize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-business". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "research and development". The structuring factor is B2C2B. Without well-chosen e-tailers, networks are forced to become sexy. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be real-time? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without adequate architectures, power shifts are forced to become transparent. The deliverables factor is one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to enhance intra-wirelessly than to implement perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer initiatives and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the capacity of power shifts to optimize. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We often reinvent seamless re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? Without versioning, you will lack integrated raw bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based, leading-edge? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java.