Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can harness faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not strategic, sexy. Think intra-virally-distributed. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to grow seamlessly. The capacity to expedite virally leads to the power to e-enable virtually. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard easily. Think B2C. The development factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned metrics, schemas are forced to become world-class. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Think reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Without seamless metrics, you will lack infomediaries. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation mindshare and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our capacity to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to generate. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to visualize intra-globally than to exploit mega-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think front-end. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic research and development and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. We will step up our capability to orchestrate without lessening our capability to visualize. The metrics for cross-media performance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will drive the ability of subscriber communities to productize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "real-world user interfaces". Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with new ROI metrics? It seems remarkable, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based research and development and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be social-network-based? We will aggregate the term "six-sigma". Think cross-platform. Think innovative. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The robust, client-focused, 60/24/7/365 process management factor is e-business. Think interactive. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365?