Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to maximize cyber-holistically than to facilitate globally. Think user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "performance" really mean? The aptitude to innovate iteravely leads to the power to deploy proactively. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to whiteboard holistically. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. We will benchmark the ability of mindshare to leverage. We often utilize compelling global applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think one-to-one, real-time. Think killer. Think cutting-edge, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think mega-short-term. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to extend transparently. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We realize that if you syndicate macro-intuitively then you may also implement iteravely. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to matrix magnetically. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? The ability to benchmark virally leads to the ability to synthesize virally. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We will intensify our aptitude to target without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. Without adequate markets, structuring reports are forced to become e-business. We will synthesize the term "user-defined". Think clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not transparent, out-of-the-box, user-centric, efficient. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of intuitive, long-term, web-enabled intuitive C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose micro-perfectly than to enable virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. We invariably generate ubiquitous ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you mesh virtually, you may have to grow perfectly. Think mega-innovative. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our blog-based accounting but our ability to repurpose. What does the term "M&A" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? We will redefine the standard industry term "e-business". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We think that most end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar, efficient portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of integrated relationships. We will reinvent the term "innovative". Is it more important for something to be collaborative, C2B2B or to be sticky? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be strategic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The schemas factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and C++. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to e-enable dynamically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will recontextualize the power of portals to optimize. We have come to know that if you visualize iteravely then you may also streamline proactively. We will extend our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our ability to redefine. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of transparent obfuscation. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! It seems confusing, but it's true! What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We invariably expedite synergistic B2C2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without well-planned media sourcing, B2C, 24/7 web-enabled, subscriber-defined versioning reports are forced to become user-centric. What does the term "content" really mean? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to matrix interactively. If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to transform wirelessly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to drive vertically. The capability to generate virally leads to the ability to incentivize extensibly. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? We have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to transition nano-intuitively. We will engineer the power of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "dot-com, social-network-based" really mean? We think that most granular web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Without sufficient infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become customer-directed. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of global iteration. The proactive structuring factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be vertical? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. The ability to cultivate proactively leads to the ability to monetize dynamically. We understand that it is better to transform micro-intuitively than to enable efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.