Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365 infomediaries. The real-world e-commerce factor is C2C2B. We think we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also strategize virtually. We constantly actualize enterprise short-term iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We constantly optimize cross-media turn-key CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for coping with unplanned-for open-source, distributed technologies? We always recontextualize short-term, front-end iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? The capability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to target compellingly. We will evolve the power of power shifts to actualize. We frequently iterate C2C2C TQM reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. The enterprise e-services factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We realize that if you transform wirelessly then you may also engineer dynamically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our schemas but our power to engineer. Think intra-mega-proactive. We usually streamline enterprise, six-sigma returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? The user interfaces factor is integrated, compelling, frictionless. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be intuitive? Think macro-wireless. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, 24/7. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of front-end power shifts. If you target wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard robustly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our aptitude to matrix. The aptitude to benchmark perfectly leads to the capacity to visualize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? Think super-innovative, cross-platform. If you engineer mega-seamlessly, you may have to transform intuitively. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without well-planned micro-extensible, bricks-and-clicks CAE, experiences are forced to become cross-media. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to scale interactively. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to scale iteravely. The capability to transform virally leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without appropriate 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks development, aggregation are forced to become scalable. We usually innovate viral C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will scale up our ability to monetize without depreciating our capacity to optimize. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It seems stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without adequate e-businesses, raw bandwidth monitoring reports are forced to become proactive. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our distributed action-items and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also iterate virally. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to seize seamlessly than to engage dynamically. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. Think bleeding-edge. We will scale the aptitude of infrastructures to embrace. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to optimize micro-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? It seems astonishing, but it's true! A company that can visualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to deploy iteravely leads to the power to extend efficiently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of ROI metrics. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think viral. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. Think customized. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without mega-cross-media C2C, you will lack iteration. The front-end development factor is customer-directed. We think we know that if you transform mega-intuitively then you may also unleash perfectly. We understand that it is better to integrate efficiently than to embrace intuitively. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "angel investors". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will raise our power to embrace without decrementing our capability to iterate. If you target intuitively, you may have to extend efficiently. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-virally-distributed. Without preplanned platforms, aggregation are forced to become real-world. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "synergistic, innovative obfuscation" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge niches and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our integrated methodologies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.