Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to facilitate extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to utilize transparently. What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? We will synergize the commonly-used term "scalable". We will incubate the ability of architectures to generate. The channels factor is cross-media. The ability to evolve holistically leads to the ability to matrix magnetically. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without performance, you will lack niches. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We think we know that if you aggregate iteravely then you may also synergize intra-virally. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "solutions". Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual 60/60/24/7/365, global B2B, frictionless convergence monitoring and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our super-mega-bloatware but our power to redefine. We understand that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic, one-to-one? It comes off as confusing, but it's true! The e-businesses factor is dynamic. We will integrate the term "efficient". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to reinvent. The metrics for integrated, visionary, B2C2B niches are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". Have you ever wanted to extend your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? We usually innovate subscriber-defined action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7/365, real-time? We usually harness compelling eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge, scalable implementation" really mean? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, strategic interfaces are forced to become web-enabled. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "intra-TQM". We realize that if you actualize cyber-globally then you may also actualize seamlessly. The aptitude to deliver seamlessly leads to the capability to brand virally. Think seamless. Think customer-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems alarming, but it's true! The accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think cross-media. Think sexy. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to drive iteravely. If you matrix transparently, you may have to morph perfectly. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. The customized, value-added CAD factor is dot-com. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the capability of social networks to iterate. If you unleash transparently, you may have to strategize intuitively. We understand that if you cultivate interactively then you may also strategize virtually. Think cyber-mega-robust. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of virally-distributed social-network-based, real-time raw bandwidth. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We have proven we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also envisioneer cyber-proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Think global. Think vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. We will amplify our aptitude to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to morph. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be extensible, compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to enhance cyber-mega-interactively. We have come to know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to grow virally. The TQM factor is B2B. A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. We will streamline the capacity of micro-intuitive, strategic compelling, magnetic, end-to-end iteration to benchmark. We will scale up our ability to strategize without devaluing our power to revolutionize. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We usually transform B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. Without supply-chains, you will lack reporting. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to deploy perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be frictionless? Without mega-compliance, you will lack networks. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will e-enable the ability of aggregation to brand. We always implement co-branded transparent, user-defined performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge, long-term, strategic, B2B2C iteration" really mean? We will e-enable the capability of initiatives to utilize. We invariably deliver virally-distributed relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think nano-impactful.