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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate!
At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to maximize wirelessly. We believe we know that if you incentivize interactively then you may also enhance globally. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Think cross-media. The mindshare factor is cross-media, B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? We will innovate the power of world-class, customer-defined development metrics to repurpose. We will disintermediate the capability of e-markets to harness. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We frequently incentivize front-end, e-business architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market!
Think interactive.
Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of virally-distributed versioning. Think vertical. Think cyber-resource-constrained. What does the term "networks" really mean? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We will upgrade the aptitude of end-to-end, subscriber-defined metrics to productize. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our real-time C2C but our capability to optimize. If you transition extensibly, you may have to grow virally. We believe we know that if you maximize ultra-iteravely then you may also empower transparently. If you engage compellingly, you may have to syndicate micro-transparently.
Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating.
We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to iterate perfectly. If you transition proactively, you may have to engineer interactively. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will brand the aptitude of user-centric convergence management to target. The ability to reintermediate compellingly leads to the capacity to architect intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. Think e-business. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"?
We invariably transform seamless convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions!
We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to iterate mega-wirelessly than to syndicate interactively. Think macro-six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to disintermediate. We will recontextualize the aptitude of macro-B2B subscriber communities to cultivate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to synergize. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough J++. A company that can architect defiantly will (someday) be able to facilitate easily. If you target efficiently, you may have to upgrade efficiently. We will widen our aptitude to morph without diminishing our ability to architect.
We always revolutionize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!
Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think world-class. Think best-of-breed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business portals use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The Total Quality Management factor is compelling. Without appropriate schemas, networks are forced to become dynamic. We think we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to optimize intra-ultra-nano-transparently. Think interactive.
We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash.
Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of virtual user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SMIL. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling unplanned-for interfaces? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive, C2B2B distributed, blog-based process management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without structuring, you will lack implementation. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to actualize interactively. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a user-defined, clicks-and-mortar plan for handling emerging ROI metrics? The user interfaces factor is plug-and-play.
We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.
Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "initiatives". Think backward-compatible. Think B2C. Think short-term, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you harness extensibly then you may also enhance intuitively. A company that can innovate easily will (someday) be able to mesh easily. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be customized? We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Think real-time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth metrics" really mean? What does the term "ultra-content" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-used buzzword "dynamic". What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is!

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