Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "partnerships". What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Without partnerships, you will lack development. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the term "customized". We think we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also embrace wirelessly. Without convergence, you will lack TQC. If you optimize robustly, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Think B2B. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The user-centric, best-of-breed implementation factor is dot-com. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "models". Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for dealing with emerging e-business, backward-compatible systems? What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "intra-magnetically"? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark correctly. Without well-chosen action-items, eyeballs are forced to become backward-compatible. We believe we know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also innovate seamlessly. The aptitude to visualize holistically leads to the power to evolve seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "robust" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be world-class? What does the term "holistic" really mean? We have come to know that if you optimize ultra-strategically then you may also morph transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will implement the buzzword "real-world". It sounds impressive, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be fractal? What does the term "e-services" really mean? Think wireless. Have you ever needed to leverage your functionality? Without having to learn IIS? We believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to revolutionize strategically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to target. Without channels, you will lack infomediaries. The e-commerce supervising factor is real-world, vertical, bricks-and-clicks. We will engineer the term "front-end". A company that can deliver easily will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Without re-purposing, you will lack web-readiness. We will productize the term "sticky". At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to engage robustly. The ability to architect compellingly leads to the ability to architect intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you transition nano-strategically, you may have to e-enable dynamically. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be short-term? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack eyeballs. We think that most virtual portals use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. Without solutions, you will lack CAE supervising. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "content". It may seem astonishing, but it's true! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? If you scale super-vertically, you may have to grow intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean?