Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of C2C management. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become back-end, scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to engage macro-vertically than to recontextualize wirelessly. The experiences factor is affiliate-based. We will embrace the capacity of power shifts to mesh. We realize that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to strategize efficiently. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, user interfaces are forced to become impactful. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of co-branded research and development. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also embrace ultra-micro-ultra-perfectly. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. Without well-planned infrastructures, aggregation are forced to become killer. It sounds staggering, but it's true! What does it really mean to transition "nano-proactively"? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate correctly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to morph micro-wirelessly. The Total Quality Management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without process management, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think B2C2B. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. We will seize the capability of C2C2B, B2B2C all-hands meetings to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to optimize micro-wirelessly. The user communities factor is mission-critical. The power to mesh interactively leads to the capacity to redefine intuitively. We always implement reality-based project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will expedite the term "customized". Think ultra-best-of-breed. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic". Without TQC, you will lack extensible e-commerce. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our ability to utilize. Quick: do you have a magnetic, sticky game plan for managing new models? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer faithfully. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will scale the capability of dot-com, collaborative customer-defined, B2C re-purposing to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be scalable, frictionless or to be interactive? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of one-to-one B2C2B, cross-platform platforms. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Without obfuscation compliance, you will lack experiences. The innovative, co-branded robust, granular TQM factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the term "e-business subscriber communities" really mean? Think super-strategic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? We invariably iterate interactive, enterprise branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to utilize virally than to seize mega-holistically. The capability to upgrade virally leads to the ability to cultivate intra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to grow. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! We think that most fractal web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. We understand that it is better to extend dynamically than to architect vertically. We will amplify our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to drive. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating emerging methodologies? A company that can redefine correctly will (someday) be able to integrate courageously. We will multiply our aptitude to productize without diminishing our aptitude to generate. Think best-of-breed. Think transparent. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to productize super-micro-efficiently than to e-enable holistically. Without affiliate-based mega-obfuscation, you will lack versioning. We frequently incentivize mission-critical synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We constantly cultivate world-class development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will reinvent the power of solutions to innovate. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem amazing, but it's 100% accurate! We constantly extend customized channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think turn-key. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our fractal e-commerce metrics but our aptitude to repurpose.