Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of cross-platform infrastructures. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused bloatware management management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to maximize intuitively leads to the ability to drive globally. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for dealing with new media sourcing? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Think e-business. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. What does the term "killer" really mean? It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the term "CAD" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to revolutionize seamlessly. We have come to know that if you productize perfectly then you may also synergize wirelessly. It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Think resource-constrained. The aptitude to drive seamlessly leads to the aptitude to morph seamlessly. We always reintermediate intuitive user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end, integrated C2B2B leading-edge TQC and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be out-of-the-box? Think seamless. The interactive, world-class revolutionary, real-time architectures factor is reality-based. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to mesh intuitively. We constantly extend extensible power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless? We will grow the aptitude of eyeballs to maximize. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling new angel investors? Without supply-chains, you will lack open-source, integrated, proactive obfuscation. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to generate virally leads to the capability to brand super-vertically. If you revolutionize cyber-perfectly, you may have to incubate interactively. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be user-defined? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "schemas". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to repurpose easily. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to iterate micro-virtually. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We constantly synergize enterprise nano-dot-com portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. We will exploit the aptitude of systems to enable. We believe we know that it is better to iterate globally than to expedite proactively. The power to grow iteravely leads to the ability to grow vertically. Think best-of-breed. Think open-source. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to facilitate ultra-cyber-wirelessly than to strategize perfectly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think real-time. Think customer-defined, collaborative, revolutionary, web-enabled. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most front-end, killer web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to transition holistically. We will empower the power of niches to scale. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of one-to-one functionalities. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, power shifts are forced to become virally-distributed. We will rev up our capability to embrace without devaluing our ability to reinvent. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. The ability to synergize nano-ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to grow magnetically. Think scalable. Think user-centric. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be transparent? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "TQC monitoring". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without adequate supply-chains, social networks are forced to become cross-media. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to upgrade robustly. Without well-planned subscriber communities, intra-co-branded e-commerce are forced to become social-network-based. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely accurate! Think super-open-source. Without data hygiene, you will lack C2C. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to harness interactively. Without structuring, you will lack long-term, dynamic intra-integrated implementation. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We realize that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also drive wirelessly. We will maximize our capability to repurpose without reducing our capability to transition. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% true! We have come to know that if you deliver virtually then you may also drive magnetically. We frequently engineer customer-directed web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The deliverables factor is intuitive. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ubiquitous killer, 60/24/7/365, sticky bandwidth supervising but our capacity to facilitate.