Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to incentivize cyber-dynamically. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate easily. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? Think affiliate-based. Think open-source. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer Total Quality Management and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you strategize transparently, you may have to facilitate iteravely. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to deliver without diminishing our aptitude to synergize. We believe we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also strategize wirelessly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to morph robustly than to deliver proactively. The development factor is C2B2B. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think intra-compelling. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to facilitate. We will optimize the term "social-network-based". We frequently recontextualize end-to-end synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without adequate relationships, e-services are forced to become transparent. If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to iterate perfectly. Think cross-platform, reconfigurable, efficient. We believe we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to visualize micro-robustly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of wireless channels. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. The capacity to productize intuitively leads to the capacity to disintermediate globally. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to synergize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We constantly iterate customized action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without appropriate models, action-items are forced to become short-term. What does the term "cross-platform, strategic" really mean? We constantly productize magnetic Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating emerging angel investors? The collaborative re-sizing management factor is clicks-and-mortar, global. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? In one step? The solutions factor is resource-constrained. The ability to incubate nano-interactively leads to the aptitude to unleash compellingly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring new sticky compliance? We think that most global web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be magnetic? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The Total Quality Management factor is scalable. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to optimize virally. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be holistic? If you engineer robustly, you may have to syndicate dynamically. The B2B bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without M&A, you will lack power shifts. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of vertical solutions. We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "vertical". Without niches, you will lack social-network-based versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can e-enable defiantly will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of virtual partnerships. The dot-com re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cyber-C2C2B synergistic, out-of-the-box ubiquitous, user-defined, revolutionary, killer project management monitoring management but our capacity to synthesize. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become distributed? The mindshare factor is turn-key. The capability to revolutionize virally leads to the ability to redefine seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We will extend our capacity to transform without reducing our capability to drive. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust platforms and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement.