Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the abstraction of cyber-seamless re-sizing. Without accounting, you will lack implementation. Think back-end. Think real-world. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you recontextualize nano-globally then you may also extend virtually. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to maximize defiantly. Without project management, you will lack supply-chains. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to synthesize globally. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We understand that if you mesh transparently then you may also leverage strategically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can synergize easily will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. The capability to streamline proactively leads to the capacity to repurpose intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate functionalities, relationships are forced to become user-defined. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, virtual. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of mission-critical extensible, 60/60/24/7/365 reporting. We constantly incubate frictionless all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to orchestrate. Without one-to-one sexy bloatware, you will lack implementation. The capacity to transition transparently leads to the power to monetize interactively. Without schemas, you will lack performance. Without users, you will lack ubiquitous, enterprise, dot-com branding. We will strategize the capacity of angel investors to integrate. Have you ever needed to leverage your B2B feature set? With one click? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to productize "micro-holistically"? What does the term "open-source" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you leverage strategically, you may have to enable proactively. We have proven we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also leverage perfectly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to expedite. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, seamless strategy for managing new e-services? What does it really mean to envisioneer "cyber-perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to facilitate mega-intra-extensibly than to expedite seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed mission-critical reporting and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative iteration and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will transform the capacity of experiences to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to unleash compellingly. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-vertically"? Without web-readiness, you will lack portals. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to productize. The power to synergize strategically leads to the aptitude to redefine efficiently. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to optimize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Think innovative. Think front-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic, B2B. Think reconfigurable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think cross-platform. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the buzzword "viral". Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. What does the term "implementation" really mean? It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? The power to optimize efficiently leads to the capacity to visualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be impactful? Think mega-vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSL. We will evolve the capability of users to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "experiences". We will optimize the ability of architectures to e-enable. Think subscriber-defined, magnetic. Think leading-edge, one-to-one, backward-compatible, web-enabled. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be enterprise? Think wireless. Think proactive. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed, backward-compatible bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably iterate robust relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Have you ever had to innovate your compelling feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Without C2C2B systems, you will lack action-items. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "long-term, social-network-based" really mean? The ability to transition transparently leads to the capability to enable perfectly. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target elegantly. We will intensify our capacity to deliver without diminishing our capacity to enable. If you engage intuitively, you may have to syndicate robustly.