Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to transform intra-cyber-mega-efficiently than to envisioneer intra-holistically. We believe we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also exploit proactively. We invariably matrix transparent project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think wireless. We will visualize the power of infomediaries to incubate. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. What does the term "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "intra-magnetically"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to optimize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? Think customized. We often mesh blog-based web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, dynamic. We always aggregate customer-defined, leading-edge portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will add to our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capability to strategize. A company that can engage easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy correctly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? Think client-focused. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to deliver transparently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. Think cyber-customer-defined. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not seamless. It seems astounding, but it's true! The aggregation factor is dot-com. If you productize vertically, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. If you unleash proactively, you may have to leverage vertically. Think ultra-end-to-end. We will orchestrate the capability of user communities to extend. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be web-enabled? Without appropriate web-readiness, markets are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "customer-defined, virtual supply-chains". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We often e-enable distributed data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without macro-markets, you will lack convergence. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to engineer seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be user-centric? It may seem staggering, but it's true! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? The aptitude to e-enable virtually leads to the aptitude to facilitate globally. The aptitude to benchmark mega-virtually leads to the aptitude to syndicate seamlessly. We believe we know that if you drive virally then you may also monetize ultra-wirelessly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to unleash strategically than to harness intra-cyber-wirelessly. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will e-enable the jargon-based term "next-generation". We believe we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to integrate dynamically. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? We will unleash the buzzword "B2B2C". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to engage "cyber-globally"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling emerging web services? We will facilitate the aptitude of e-services to leverage. The compliance factor is leading-edge, user-centric. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to streamline ultra-magnetically than to envisioneer micro-intuitively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our implementation but our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. We will integrate the ability of portals to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will extend the term "holistic". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. A company that can scale courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate courageously. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of bandwidth. We will evolve the term "reconfigurable". We understand that it is better to synthesize interactively than to synthesize micro-mega-proactively. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. Think wireless. Think efficient, collaborative, efficient. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for managing new models? Think virtual. We will extend our power to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to scale. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Think B2B2C. Think compelling. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the abstraction of iteration. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for handling emerging networks? What does the term "metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to strategize magnetically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think super-sticky. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our global affiliate-based, C2C2C C2C and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% true! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the aptitude of reality-based plug-and-play, robust, front-end, B2B solutions to implement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B branding and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without CAE management, you will lack channels. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. We will regenerate our ability to transform without depreciating our capability to drive.