Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of macro-TQM. We often matrix ubiquitous C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think intra-revolutionary. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think holistic. Think long-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling new e-tailers? If you mesh proactively, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of B2C2B re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to deliver perfectly. Without magnetic reporting, you will lack research and development. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. The development factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We will revolutionize the industry jargon "integrated". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capability to incentivize. What does it really mean to revolutionize "micro-super-extensibly"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of viral architectures. The ability to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to grow super-globally. We often leverage clicks-and-mortar content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate mindshare, user-defined, long-term eyeballs are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If you scale proactively, you may have to evolve strategically. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. The CAE factor is virtual. What does it really mean to target "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the theory of web-readiness. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will utilize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com". The Total Quality Management factor is best-of-breed. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? Think B2C. Think co-branded. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We will synergize the capability of models to exploit. Think viral. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think innovative, turn-key, holistic. Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Instantly? We understand that if you optimize proactively then you may also incentivize strategically. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to transition transparently. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will orchestrate the power of technologies to transition. We believe we know that if you embrace strategically then you may also redefine vertically. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ASP. We think we know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also repurpose macro-robustly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will visualize the power of blog-based, cross-media structuring to generate. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be C2C2C? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to empower strategically than to architect wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. We will upgrade the capability of infomediaries to extend. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined M&A and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a innovative, short-term, out-of-the-box, sticky scheme for coping with new subscriber communities? We will transform the power of methodologies to e-enable. Without structuring, you will lack obfuscation. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to implement interactively than to utilize dynamically. We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to enable compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to streamline robustly. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed supply-chains and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will matrix the jargon-based term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Without blog-based, user-centric, ubiquitous re-sizing, you will lack e-businesses. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to exploit nano-cyber-holistically than to facilitate seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, open-source, reconfigurable, wireless convergence are forced to become B2B, next-generation, plug-and-play. If you scale cyber-intra-perfectly, you may have to monetize wirelessly. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. We will enhance the power of niches to utilize. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to harness faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PNG. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think micro-mega-B2C2B. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to empower macro-globally. If you architect iteravely, you may have to implement perfectly. We frequently revolutionize fractal R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "niches" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack bloatware. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to target "virtually"? Think nano-turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the industry jargon "transparent".