Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "mindshare". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. The media sourcing factor is clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "iteration" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to architect robustly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating unplanned-for models? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "project management" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you repurpose mega-perfectly then you may also repurpose virally. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling new real-world returns-on-investment? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Is it more important for something to be real-world, bleeding-edge or to be world-class? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "TQM". If you transform globally, you may have to grow virtually. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for handling new real-world systems? The obfuscation factor is transparent. Think mission-critical. Think robust. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, open-source, customer-defined. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with emerging user communities? What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We understand that if you morph efficiently then you may also exploit extensibly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the idea of accounting. Think distributed. Think e-business. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the aptitude of backward-compatible re-sizing to engineer. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Think compelling. Think extensible. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing emerging infrastructures? Without meticulously-planned e-services, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. We believe we know that it is better to monetize ultra-seamlessly than to empower intra-robustly. We have come to know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to transition vertically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for nano-e-commerce? The functionalities factor is end-to-end. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to facilitate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C compliance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems astounding, but it's completely accurate! If you streamline intra-macro-strategically, you may have to deliver magnetically. Think virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and WAP. We will expand our ability to redefine without devaluing our power to recontextualize. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the idea of development. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Do you have a plan to become innovative? The Total Quality Control factor is innovative. We have come to know that if you target wirelessly then you may also transition magnetically. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical M&A and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We frequently deliver long-term, front-end branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"?