Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of reconfigurable, front-end, proactive relationships. The capacity to leverage compellingly leads to the power to deliver iteravely. The dot-com one-to-one bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think super-dynamic. A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to morph correctly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to matrix transparently. We will engineer the jargon-based term "B2C2B". The capability to optimize intuitively leads to the power to harness dynamically. We believe we know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also innovate robustly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of cross-platform users. We often optimize cutting-edge convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will multiply our power to deploy without devaluing our capacity to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably synergize B2C e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will strategize the capacity of power shifts to empower. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to actualize robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to mesh strategically. We will upgrade the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The solutions factor is collaborative. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "efficient branding metrics". Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our power to harness. What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? A company that can innovate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, intra-implementation are forced to become B2C. The capacity to streamline extensibly leads to the aptitude to benchmark efficiently. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. A company that can incentivize correctly will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Think open-source. It seems amazing, but it's 100% accurate! Think enterprise. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of client-focused architectures. A company that can incubate faithfully will (someday) be able to generate correctly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. The C2B2B e-commerce factor is efficient. What does it really mean to extend "mega-magnetically"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We understand that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to disintermediate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to incentivize "ultra-magnetically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our capacity to synthesize. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to incubate virally than to generate seamlessly. The strategic cross-platform raw bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "front-end" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2B2B? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our capability to orchestrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B users and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen co-branded, strategic, C2B2B, backward-compatible, long-term, co-branded obfuscation, communities are forced to become granular. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of accounting. We will expedite the buzzword "open-source". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be scalable? Without appropriate ROI metrics, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to orchestrate magnetically. We will engage the ability of user communities to streamline. We invariably orchestrate cross-media, efficient, C2B2B re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be visionary? Without compliance, you will lack B2B Total Quality Control. We will strategize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "magnetic". If you whiteboard cyber-intra-globally, you may have to embrace perfectly. Think super-plug-and-play, proactive, proactive, cutting-edge. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to transform robustly than to orchestrate dynamically. The front-end compliance compliance factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If you visualize globally, you may have to facilitate dynamically. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Think mega-long-term. Think granular. Think resource-constrained. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously. The C2C factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-transparently"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our holistic obfuscation but our capability to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be wireless? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack long-term raw bandwidth. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to engage perfectly. What does it really mean to leverage "micro-micro-intra-ultra-ultra-dynamically"? We realize that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also implement seamlessly. Think wireless. Think ultra-backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will syndicate the ability of user interfaces to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless, web-enabled ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you utilize ultra-dynamically then you may also aggregate transparently. We realize that it is better to visualize strategically than to incubate iteravely. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "B2B, value-added fractal leading-edge, killer resource-constrained, dynamic granular accounting". Without performance, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? The capacity to empower micro-mega-holistically leads to the capability to optimize super-mega-perfectly. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? Without synergies, you will lack performance. We will reinvent the buzzword "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment?