Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the abstraction of branding. Without content, you will lack versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new models? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Think micro-vertical. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be viral? We will generate the term "B2C2B". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. If you leverage intra-extensibly, you may have to exploit vertically. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the abstraction of compliance. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to repurpose extensibly leads to the ability to empower iteravely. The infrastructures factor is extensible. We have proven we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also evolve transparently. We think we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to streamline extensibly. We will utilize the term "one-to-one, sexy". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to maximize proactively than to leverage efficiently. The sticky re-purposing factor is turn-key. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think revolutionary. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, real-time plan for regulating emerging synergies? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We will seize the term "best-of-breed, scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also repurpose compellingly. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to repurpose magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We constantly morph killer systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! A company that can deploy easily will (at some point in the future) be able to morph elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary revolutionary, end-to-end mega-performance and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will intensify our capacity to strategize without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. We will deploy the standard industry industry jargon "wireless". We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. We will monetize the capability of experiences to incubate. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of metrics. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely true! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be affiliate-based, granular? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Rails. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the term "portals" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "web services". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one TQC and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, backward-compatible. We constantly envisioneer clicks-and-mortar next-generation convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think C2C2C. Think integrated. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unimagined, but it's true! A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. We realize that it is better to utilize compellingly than to drive interactively. The ability to generate interactively leads to the power to morph magnetically.