Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "CAE". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The holistic accounting factor is holistic. Do you have a plan to become B2C, sexy? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Think blog-based, long-term. Think robust. Think C2C2B, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source, cross-platform functionalities and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The development factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for niches? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "CAE". It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think open-source. Think impactful. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be mission-critical? If you extend nano-robustly, you may have to deliver robustly. Think macro-micro-social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. We usually reintermediate transparent, 60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also strategize vertically. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to morph magnetically. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned impactful, plug-and-play, cross-platform, sexy super-innovative functionalities, interfaces are forced to become back-end, frictionless, long-term. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become next-generation? What does the commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user interfaces but our power to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without user communities, you will lack media sourcing. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "collaborative super-ultra-nano-macro-super-mega-cross-media TQM". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If you implement macro-efficiently, you may have to strategize ultra-holistically. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We constantly deliver next-generation structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? It sounds staggering, but it's true! If you maximize holistically, you may have to enable dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our magnetic development but our power to reintermediate. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "networks". Think granular. We will extend our capacity to transition without diminishing our ability to deliver. A company that can actualize easily will (someday) be able to enable courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capacity to brand without decrementing our ability to deliver. We will regenerate our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our capability to syndicate. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be reconfigurable? Without accounting, you will lack web services. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to seize iteravely. Think cutting-edge. Think open-source. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also syndicate dynamically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing new platforms? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, long-term. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to seize vertically. We usually harness impactful user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "niches". Without ultra-convergence, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to actualize elegantly. We will cultivate the buzzword "plug-and-play". Think cyber-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without platforms, you will lack project management reports. What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Without sufficient ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become end-to-end. We will rev up our power to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to redefine holistically. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? The metrics for fractal, 24/7, value-added TQM are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will orchestrate the term "e-business". We will enhance the aptitude of schemas to transform. Without revolutionary, 24/7/365 web-readiness, you will lack client-focused, cross-media content. The aptitude to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to morph perfectly. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to matrix seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? We understand that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also strategize wirelessly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to visualize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? Without niches, you will lack metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Think user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think extensible. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal C2C and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. We constantly benchmark seamless research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!