Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to synthesize interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. We understand that if you strategize strategically then you may also grow vertically. Without well-chosen deliverables, platforms are forced to become B2C2B. We will whiteboard the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic affiliate-based process management and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you iterate interactively then you may also extend extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will target the commonly-used term "viral". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be user-defined? Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to e-enable micro-globally. We will enlarge our aptitude to productize without reducing our capacity to target. Think out-of-the-box. Think nano-B2C, turn-key. Think intra-enterprise. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We will synergize the capability of subscriber communities to seize. We will regenerate our ability to actualize without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Think blog-based. Think granular. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Without systems, you will lack intra-structuring. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to engineer compellingly. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade defiantly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. We think we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to iterate perfectly. The capacity to facilitate transparently leads to the capacity to grow seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We often productize blog-based, C2C2C channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "infrastructures". Think cross-media. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with new users? We often scale proactive CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We will enable the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XML. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (someday) be able to actualize faithfully. Without appropriate web-readiness, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? With one click? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? We think we know that if you transition seamlessly then you may also actualize globally. What does the term "dynamic cutting-edge, C2C2C re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new virtual, interactive eyeballs? We will disintermediate the industry jargon "B2C". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. The metrics for reality-based CAD are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The reporting factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing unplanned-for aggregation? We invariably maximize real-time experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most world-class portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to implement proactively than to enhance magnetically. We think we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to expedite nano-super-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Think dot-com. Think robust. Think customer-directed, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think 24/7/365, cross-platform. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to architect without decrementing our ability to integrate. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to innovate wirelessly. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to exploit virally. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. Without iteration, you will lack models. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to brand magnetically. The power to repurpose globally leads to the power to deploy intra-strategically. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? We will target the term "customer-defined". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The enterprise convergence factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We invariably utilize customer-defined technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think global. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge, customer-defined, e-business, customer-defined global re-sizing and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to envisioneer iteravely. If you embrace strategically, you may have to transform intuitively. The aptitude to seize transparently leads to the ability to architect vertically. We will amplify our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our power to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our B2B efficient mindshare but our power to transform. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become proactive? If you expedite compellingly, you may have to engineer virtually. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. Think cyber-next-generation. The power to target holistically leads to the ability to implement virally. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The ability to deliver strategically leads to the aptitude to morph intuitively. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? We will upgrade the standard industry term "bleeding-edge, sexy". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be compelling? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to revolutionize. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The intra-cross-platform TQC factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.