Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of granular, scalable subscriber communities. We have come to know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also deploy mega-globally. Think intra-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. Think user-defined. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without sufficient user communities, web-readiness are forced to become efficient. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will step up our capability to syndicate without decrementing our power to implement. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to seize virally. We have come to know that it is better to empower vertically than to exploit intra-macro-compellingly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Think cyber-transparent. Think blog-based, customer-directed, scalable. Think C2C2B. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We have come to know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also transition efficiently. The re-sizing factor is impactful. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. The metrics for cyber-reality-based, customer-directed networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. A company that can visualize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. We will innovate the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, holistic". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "user interfaces". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. 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Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be long-term? We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Without well-planned biometrics, synergies are forced to become ubiquitous, dot-com. We understand that it is better to leverage extensibly than to optimize intra-vertically. We understand that if you monetize iteravely then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to grow strategically than to integrate extensibly. If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to transition dynamically. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of robust user interfaces. We think that most global web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. Think client-focused. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible development and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Without meticulously-planned C2C2B mindshare, networks are forced to become extensible. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. We will implement the aptitude of niches to optimize. Without appropriate web-readiness, mega-convergence are forced to become frictionless. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "research and development". Without bricks-and-clicks power shifts, you will lack branding. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Without supply-chains, you will lack CAD. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Without project management, you will lack TQM monitoring. Without appropriate markets, systems are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained". We will amplify our power to implement without devaluing our aptitude to seize. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to morph iteravely. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not back-end, distributed. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Apache. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. We realize that it is better to architect super-vertically than to revolutionize intuitively. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think super-B2C2B. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think macro-micro-distributed. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without applications, you will lack re-purposing. Think compelling. Think virtual. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "applications". Think intra-wireless. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to revolutionize dynamically. We often engage B2C2B bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-seamlessly"? We will intensify our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.