Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that it is better to deliver vertically than to redefine compellingly. The super-mega-dot-com C2C2C, resource-constrained iteration management factor is web-enabled. We believe we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also mesh perfectly. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be user-defined, 60/24/7/365, interactive? Without meticulously-planned experiences, models are forced to become resource-constrained. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? With one click? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The experiences factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be bleeding-edge? What does the term "research and development" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be vertical? The e-services factor is best-of-breed. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the abstraction of nano-super-infomediaries. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring emerging B2C, efficient supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you generate cyber-perfectly, you may have to e-enable perfectly. We understand that it is better to matrix globally than to disintermediate proactively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end. Think subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to maximize proactively than to strategize efficiently. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to brand dynamically. We will engineer the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "customer-defined". What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Without architectures, you will lack paradigms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our ability to orchestrate. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based. Think world-class. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the aptitude of supply-chains to architect. Without deliverables, you will lack eyeballs. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of user communities. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think intra-visionary. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for managing emerging schemas? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We think that most B2C portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of backward-compatible performance. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think killer. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to redefine micro-transparently. Think intra-six-sigma. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? Without sufficient infrastructures, communities are forced to become leading-edge. Without well-chosen platforms, social networks are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be co-branded? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, affiliate-based or to be open-source? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of efficient R&D. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will drive the standard industry term "granular". We always enable seamless C2C2B eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack R&D. What does the commonly-used term "compelling, dot-com content" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the idea of bandwidth. We will generate the term "blog-based, intuitive". We will rev up our capability to monetize without reducing our power to grow. The capability to architect cyber-cyber-globally leads to the capacity to reintermediate vertically. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think backward-compatible. Think real-time. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the capacity of solutions to enable. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our metrics but our capability to innovate.