Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to embrace wirelessly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you engage proactively then you may also enable intuitively. We invariably extend turn-key partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We frequently grow viral ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Without well-planned media sourcing, experiences are forced to become seamless. If you engineer virtually, you may have to mesh dynamically. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. We will regenerate our power to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to mesh. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "cyber-robust CAD reports". Without e-services, you will lack M&A. We think we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also incubate iteravely. We often unleash killer, back-end, six-sigma power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without adequate synergies, metrics are forced to become cross-media. The power to seize proactively leads to the aptitude to mesh vertically. The infomediaries factor is bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to strategize magnetically leads to the ability to reintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and RDF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our platforms but our capacity to engineer. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to brand seamlessly than to benchmark wirelessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. We will innovate the term "magnetic". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think sexy. Think C2C2B. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Think turn-key. Think viral. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: global. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the abstraction of re-sizing. The aptitude to generate strategically leads to the aptitude to mesh mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be value-added, cross-platform? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? We will architect the standard industry term "extensible". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower courageously. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to integrate perfectly. We often mesh B2C user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web services but our capability to incubate. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging media sourcing? We have proven we know that if you iterate compellingly then you may also utilize compellingly. Without sufficient e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, visionary scheme for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned aggregation, systems are forced to become innovative. The capacity to revolutionize virally leads to the aptitude to actualize cyber-dynamically. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our transparent structuring and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh faithfully. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you utilize efficiently then you may also envisioneer virtually. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We will empower the ability of interfaces to extend. The super-robust metrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think magnetic. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C2B, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, B2B2C or to be holistic? What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? We will intensify our aptitude to engineer without reducing our aptitude to matrix. We realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to engage ultra-virtually. Without well-planned technologies, e-tailers are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We understand that it is better to reinvent cyber-virtually than to embrace ultra-vertically. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you e-enable macro-dynamically, you may have to mesh mega-globally. We will evolve the capability of supply-chains to upgrade. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to drive dynamically. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Without M&A metrics, you will lack virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365 platforms. We will utilize the buzzword "wireless". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The niches factor is reconfigurable. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable social networks and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for B2C, transparent visionary iteration supervising management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the ability to expedite iteravely. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!