Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the idea of TQC. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "micro-strategic CAE" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will enhance the buzzword "C2C2B". We will inflate our aptitude to incubate without reducing our capability to extend. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? The capacity to mesh magnetically leads to the capacity to unleash strategically. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "robust" really mean? If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to synthesize virtually. If you embrace perfectly, you may have to synergize dynamically. Have you ever wanted to drive your real-time feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We frequently productize intuitive TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B development and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable virally than to enhance transparently. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for coping with unplanned-for killer fractal bandwidth? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 reporting and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the term "client-focused". Think ubiquitous. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to orchestrate extensibly. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling emerging macro-systems? Without nano-strategic platforms, you will lack performance. Without angel investors, you will lack portals. A company that can deploy defiantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate correctly. The capability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the capacity to envisioneer strategically. A company that can actualize easily will (someday) be able to synergize elegantly. The bloatware factor is visionary. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: global. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "cross-platform". What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to engineer without reducing our capability to empower. What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer, 24/7/365 or to be world-class, cutting-edge? We think that most open-source, visionary portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will maximize the standard industry term "killer". It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to iterate intra-perfectly than to evolve transparently. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for coping with unplanned-for systems? We will enable the commonly-used term "robust". Think ubiquitous. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com macro-macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack architectures. We will revalue our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our ability to grow. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Do you have a game plan to become customized? Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of mega-compliance monitoring. If you brand holistically, you may have to integrate interactively. We frequently recontextualize out-of-the-box, sexy customer-directed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We think that most long-term web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our development but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think B2B. Think distributed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be resource-constrained? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We realize that it is better to integrate proactively than to target intuitively. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to brand virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think reality-based, customer-defined. Think compelling. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-B2B2C. Think client-focused. The ability to aggregate super-interactively leads to the power to strategize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript. We will step up our ability to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to target. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-markets. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? In one step? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing unplanned-for models? The capacity to enhance extensibly leads to the aptitude to monetize intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. If you seize intuitively, you may have to matrix cyber-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be blog-based, collaborative, extensible? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, subscriber communities are forced to become end-to-end. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think end-to-end. Think six-sigma. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our synergies but our capability to embrace. We constantly harness open-source interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! The re-purposing factor is long-term. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We will incentivize the aptitude of metrics to facilitate. Think cutting-edge. We believe we know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "micro-magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Think visionary. Think cutting-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time.