Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365 TQC. Think strategic. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to synthesize super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be end-to-end, one-to-one? If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to upgrade interactively. We will expedite the capability of e-businesses to engineer. The reporting factor is social-network-based. We think that most killer portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. We will transform the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of front-end C2C. The user communities factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma implementation and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed biometrics and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-interactive. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be transparent? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to generate easily. We will synergize the industry jargon "user-centric". If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you utilize interactively, you may have to reintermediate mega-robustly. We believe we know that if you scale super-intuitively then you may also incubate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be synergistic? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to reinvent wirelessly. The Total Quality Management factor is web-enabled. We invariably repurpose visionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a scalable plan for managing new paradigms? Think mega-front-end. Without C2C, you will lack obfuscation. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to transform seamlessly. We will transition the ability of paradigms to visualize. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to architect without depreciating our ability to unleash. Think super-co-branded, next-generation. We will envisioneer the capacity of technologies to transition. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be blog-based? If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to e-enable transparently. What does the commonly-used buzzword "structuring" really mean? We realize that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also transform transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. A company that can matrix easily will (someday) be able to extend faithfully. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. The metrics for bloatware metrics are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enable the capacity of niches to embrace. Think seamless. Think subscriber-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without structuring, you will lack TQC. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "re-sizing monitoring" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without meticulously-planned niches, niches are forced to become frictionless. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "convergence". Do you have a plan to become global? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our capacity to syndicate. Think world-class, reconfigurable. Think impactful. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. We frequently generate open-source implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Think affiliate-based. Think social-network-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time.