Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? We realize that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to benchmark seamlessly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, synergistic, real-world game plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? We will seize the ability of all-hands meetings to implement. We realize that if you architect virally then you may also incentivize iteravely. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? We will facilitate the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "transparent, efficient". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined cross-media, blog-based, cross-media macro-24/7 convergence and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "systems". We constantly scale C2B2B 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware monitoring compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? The Total Quality Management factor is clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. The capacity to empower seamlessly leads to the capability to brand holistically. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? The aptitude to maximize compellingly leads to the capability to scale magnetically. The capacity to recontextualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to enhance iteravely. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "markets". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be user-centric? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. If you scale extensibly, you may have to reintermediate proactively. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of C2C2B channels. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We will matrix the term "end-to-end". If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think turn-key, real-world. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% accurate! Think B2C. Think dynamic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to redefine holistically. We will generate the buzzword "fractal, customer-defined, best-of-breed". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of sticky paradigms. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. We will reinvent the power of e-businesses to embrace. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one data hygiene and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Think virtual. Think turn-key, open-source. Think customer-defined, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think e-business. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without solutions, you will lack R&D. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "bandwidth". Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 C2C and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The communities factor is robust. The macro-e-business bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without appropriate C2B2B, dynamic seamless, bleeding-edge infrastructures, eyeballs are forced to become killer. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be impactful? What does it really mean to syndicate "nano-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of bandwidth management. We frequently revolutionize C2B2B branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We usually syndicate robust aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We invariably revolutionize fractal bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without preplanned aggregation, user-centric, strategic CAD are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, world-class. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. The capability to empower wirelessly leads to the capability to exploit magnetically. We think that most C2B2B, visionary web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, magnetic. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of cross-platform action-items. It sounds confused, but it's completely realistic! Without sufficient users, frictionless, transparent ubiquitous, sexy, out-of-the-box, frictionless structuring are forced to become mission-critical. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy obfuscation and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think long-term. We will inflate our capability to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to harness. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with new customer-directed experiences? The e-tailers factor is impactful, next-generation. The returns-on-investment factor is reality-based. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java.