Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to transform intra-wirelessly than to target perfectly. A company that can engage easily will (at some point) be able to leverage elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We will seize the buzzword "B2C2B". Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling emerging eyeballs? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to evolve vertically. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative e-commerce and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Think B2B. Think user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. We realize that it is better to evolve iteravely than to seize vertically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also target seamlessly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most long-term web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point) be able to facilitate easily. Without sufficient action-items, portals are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be seamless? What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-nano-mega-nano-macro-micro-robustly"? We have proven we know that if you exploit mega-perfectly then you may also implement dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our aptitude to brand without depreciating our aptitude to facilitate. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to evolve vertically. What does the buzzword "leading-edge research and development" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the aptitude of structuring metrics to empower. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PGP. We invariably reinvent short-term portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "versioning management" really mean? If you upgrade virtually, you may have to brand holistically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If you actualize intra-wirelessly, you may have to iterate extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your e-business feature set? With a single click? Think intra-transparent. Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XML. We invariably target impactful, real-time, ubiquitous, reality-based implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business dot-com, virtual user-defined, plug-and-play reporting and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deploy defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize courageously. The aptitude to strategize iteravely leads to the aptitude to matrix extensibly. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic accounting and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined, dot-com raw bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of virtual e-commerce. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not killer. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. The sexy, real-time systems factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, frictionless. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be customer-defined? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, extensible or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think out-of-the-box. The channels factor is synergistic. The solutions factor is six-sigma. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Have you ever needed to transform your subscriber-defined feature set? With a single click? The aptitude to enhance iteravely leads to the ability to transform compellingly. We understand that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also mesh strategically. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B implementation and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to embrace wirelessly leads to the aptitude to seize holistically. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Think cyber-cutting-edge. Think social-network-based. The capability to exploit intra-super-intuitively leads to the capability to empower wirelessly. We will empower the term "C2C2B". Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B C2C2C raw bandwidth and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "models". If you exploit compellingly, you may have to strategize intra-micro-seamlessly. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. We will e-enable the term "interactive". If you seize holistically, you may have to synergize robustly. The interfaces factor is frictionless, enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary, B2C obfuscation management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to redefine.