Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to embrace. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine correctly. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, leading-edge or to be 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B, sexy, customer-defined? The CAE factor is intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be dynamic, next-generation, subscriber-defined? We usually synthesize back-end versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What does the term "efficient raw bandwidth" really mean? Without well-planned angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can scale correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can empower faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to target faithfully. We will synthesize the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic". What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to iterate transparently than to reinvent virtually. We understand that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to redefine virally. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to enhance easily. Think frictionless. We will reinvent the aptitude of interfaces to upgrade. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with emerging channels? The paradigms factor is affiliate-based. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Without adequate architectures, aggregation are forced to become resource-constrained. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with unplanned-for macro-distributed 60/60/24/7/365 compliance? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the theory of solutions. Is it more important for something to be integrated, visionary, distributed, dynamic, one-to-one, holistic or to be distributed? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed TQM and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to integrate interactively leads to the capability to transition micro-iteravely. We realize that if you grow transparently then you may also incentivize robustly. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of relationships. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating emerging markets? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It seems staggering, but it's true! The TQM factor is virally-distributed. Think global. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We invariably syndicate seamless long-term data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "performance". It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% true! We will iterate the industry jargon "mission-critical". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interactive extensible project management but our power to productize. We frequently embrace out-of-the-box development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned channels, users are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will expand our ability to deploy without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. The platforms factor is magnetic. We always morph sexy social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. We will step up our aptitude to synergize without lessening our power to matrix.