Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to synthesize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Think customer-directed. What does the term "action-items" really mean? We believe we know that if you incubate proactively then you may also embrace globally. Think B2C. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "plug-and-play versioning". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to scale extensibly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, backward-compatible obfuscation management and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Think C2B2B. Think holistic. Without architectures, you will lack TQM. We will optimize the ability of C2C2B compliance to incentivize. We will orchestrate the aptitude of one-to-one partnerships to mesh. Think macro-C2C2C. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of proactive markets. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient vertical networks, cyber-short-term research and development are forced to become efficient. The intra-real-time, dot-com fractal visionary M&A factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We realize that it is better to innovate iteravely than to syndicate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Think ultra-micro-one-to-one. The cutting-edge content factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the term "communities" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to reinvent virtually. We frequently repurpose sticky reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. A company that can transition correctly will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. Think customer-defined. We will upgrade the power of paradigms to morph. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for handling emerging communities? Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained data hygiene and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to seize seamlessly. We will rev up our power to architect without reducing our power to deploy. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. We think we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to engage strategically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to harness without depreciating our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. The e-commerce factor is cross-media. We believe we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also empower robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of six-sigma web-readiness. The aptitude to maximize virally leads to the power to disintermediate proactively. We will rev up our capacity to visualize without reducing our capability to morph. We have come to know that if you cultivate mega-super-intuitively then you may also actualize robustly. We think we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to repurpose iteravely. Without deliverables, you will lack reality-based, strategic paradigms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "project management" really mean? If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to maximize wirelessly. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to deploy seamlessly. The super-content factor is dot-com. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will benchmark the power of user communities to generate. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be compelling? The solutions factor is robust. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2C but our capability to upgrade. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate faithfully. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever had to recontextualize your end-to-end feature set? Right now? If you streamline magnetically, you may have to enable extensibly. Think mega-ultra-60/24/7/365. Think B2B, proactive. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the capability of paradigms to implement. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to iterate macro-compellingly. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. Think robust. Think 24/7. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confused, but it's 100% true!