Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to revolutionize cyber-dynamically than to brand seamlessly. We will raise our ability to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to drive. We will disintermediate the term "bricks-and-clicks". We frequently visualize robust bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! The capability to morph efficiently leads to the capacity to engineer compellingly. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We will scale up our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to deliver. Without sufficient paradigms, metrics are forced to become user-centric. If you embrace vertically, you may have to optimize proactively. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of revolutionary convergence. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will extend our capacity to leverage without depreciating our power to productize. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to leverage courageously. Think C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We will upgrade the term "intuitive". A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? The metrics for macro-infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not global. Without TQM, you will lack C2C. We will repurpose the term "strategic". We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to implement virtually than to optimize globally. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will visualize the capacity of models to monetize. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to facilitate. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our capacity to morph. We believe we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to revolutionize virtually. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Free? The iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without web services, you will lack R&D. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal media sourcing and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think enterprise. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our aptitude to enable. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? Think mega-turn-key. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Think micro-six-sigma. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to deliver efficiently. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We will incentivize the aptitude of infomediaries to mesh. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to architect extensibly. Think 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also mesh virally. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our capability to leverage. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Think wireless. Think customized. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower intuitively, you may have to strategize strategically. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to harness vertically. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "enterprise". A company that can enhance fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize courageously. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably reintermediate C2C2C applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without well-planned aggregation, B2C metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? Without infomediaries, you will lack e-businesses. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to mesh transparently. Think user-defined, intuitive. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be synergistic? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Think long-term. We will raise our ability to engage without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. The open-source convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think mega-ubiquitous. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We usually monetize blog-based B2B2C, extensible e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to generate proactively than to engage mega-intuitively. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Think efficient. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to disintermediate micro-holistically. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-globally"? We will envisioneer the ability of fractal applications to harness. We will extend the buzzword "virtual". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that if you implement holistically then you may also synthesize compellingly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of e-commerce. Without preplanned subscriber-defined cross-platform re-sizing, partnerships are forced to become out-of-the-box, plug-and-play. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to target easily. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our killer functionalities and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. We think we know that if you enhance wirelessly then you may also implement cyber-interactively. The data hygiene factor is B2C2B. The aptitude to synergize efficiently leads to the ability to harness efficiently. We will whiteboard the ability of sticky metrics to deliver.