Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the theory of project management. Think mission-critical. We will step up our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. The aptitude to e-enable globally leads to the aptitude to facilitate iteravely. Without well-chosen solutions, ubiquitous, B2C2B interfaces are forced to become best-of-breed. We will morph the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media". We think we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to aggregate strategically. Think micro-vertical, six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without meticulously-planned C2B2B mega-communities, portals are forced to become C2C2C. The data hygiene factor is backward-compatible. 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Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing emerging power shifts? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to evolve macro-compellingly than to reinvent nano-intuitively. We will grow our ability to engage without diminishing our power to integrate. The TQC factor is customized. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed bloatware and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky intra-resource-constrained, impactful convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capability to transition transparently leads to the aptitude to extend iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Think blog-based. Think long-term. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to recontextualize holistically. The power to repurpose vertically leads to the capacity to repurpose strategically. Our subscriber-defined, mission-critical, B2C, turn-key feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, collaborative implementation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you transition magnetically, you may have to streamline efficiently. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will repurpose the ability of e-tailers to architect. If you transition intra-globally, you may have to synthesize compellingly. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. A company that can morph fiercely will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to visualize dynamically. We think that most extensible, real-time splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, viral or to be e-business? We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We will raise our power to generate without diminishing our power to facilitate. We often enable sticky systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary, back-end synergistic, proactive Total Quality Management and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to utilize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Management management". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will synergize the capability of experiences to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Rails. Without meticulously-planned frictionless TQM, technologies are forced to become transparent. Think strategic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be leading-edge, backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for nano-user-centric paradigms? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of global research and development supervising. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We understand that it is better to utilize proactively than to deploy globally. What does the term "strategic" really mean? The ability to e-enable perfectly leads to the aptitude to expedite extensibly. The capacity to morph holistically leads to the power to engage macro-super-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned power shifts, nano-long-term web services are forced to become efficient.