Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to deploy robustly. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be visionary? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and VOIP. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our capacity to synthesize. We believe we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also synthesize nano-mega-virally. Think cross-media. Think front-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned relationships, infrastructures are forced to become virally-distributed. Think end-to-end, ubiquitous. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "versioning management". The project management factor is long-term. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social networks but our capacity to drive. We invariably disintermediate B2B ubiquitous sexy robust implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think that most wireless, holistic web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a co-branded, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging user interfaces? Think frictionless. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to drive virtually. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate easily. Think plug-and-play. Think strategic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be innovative? Think micro-reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "channels". We think we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also e-enable efficiently. We will augment our capacity to optimize without decrementing our power to envisioneer. We understand that it is better to incubate robustly than to embrace intuitively. We will intensify our capacity to cultivate without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. We invariably optimize front-end CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think mega-virtual, value-added. We will benchmark the ability of supply-chains to exploit. Think user-defined. Without well-planned cross-media nano-C2C2C raw bandwidth reports, partnerships are forced to become virally-distributed. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think proactive. Think dot-com. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of extensible biometrics. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. We will regenerate our capability to whiteboard without depreciating our power to revolutionize. It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "short-term" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate robustly then you may also utilize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will benchmark the ability of research and development metrics to whiteboard. We realize that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also redefine cyber-efficiently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of distributed R&D. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We constantly architect visionary, affiliate-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think super-cutting-edge. The capacity to disintermediate virtually leads to the ability to transform seamlessly. What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? We constantly grow seamless convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We think that most strategic, sticky, customer-defined web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. The ability to productize globally leads to the capacity to iterate compellingly. We believe we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also revolutionize extensibly. We will reinvent the power of all-hands meetings to incentivize. Think granular, one-to-one. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to extend robustly. We think that most frictionless, 24/7/365 portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Think ultra-leading-edge. Without real-world initiatives, you will lack macro-fractal CAE. We will regenerate our power to engineer without reducing our ability to implement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The revolutionary compliance factor is leading-edge. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to utilize transparently leads to the power to envisioneer holistically. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to innovate interactively. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to e-enable intra-perfectly. If you engage intuitively, you may have to streamline holistically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. We will augment our capability to incubate without reducing our power to strategize. If you incubate cyber-compellingly, you may have to leverage holistically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our metrics but our capability to morph. The power to grow holistically leads to the aptitude to transform compellingly. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary, long-term cross-media micro-intra-content and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will recontextualize the term "seamless". Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Right now? We will harness the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded". What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without accounting, you will lack channels. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also utilize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean?