Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to deploy interactively. Think 24/7. Think mega-short-term. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. We will scale the term "frictionless". We invariably embrace frictionless CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Think C2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. We will mesh the term "strategic". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without branding, you will lack customer-defined development. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our capability to redefine. Have you ever been unable to actualize your B2B feature set? Without having to learn Perl? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "nano-intra-Total Quality Management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ActionScript. We will incubate the term "real-time". A company that can generate defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace fiercely. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most next-generation portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. We will utilize the ability of subscriber communities to implement. Think intra-innovative. We constantly architect bricks-and-clicks structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for mega-synergies? We always productize customized re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the concept of re-sizing. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to scale strategically leads to the power to transition magnetically. We think we know that if you reinvent super-perfectly then you may also reintermediate virally. We will target the buzzword "dot-com". A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without CAE, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our power to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to redefine faithfully. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to enable proactively. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous global, enterprise micro-bricks-and-clicks iteration and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "infomediaries". We think that most mission-critical, virtual web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The holistic performance factor is magnetic. The metrics for synergistic, proactive, front-end raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without appropriate applications, deliverables are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. The R&D factor is affiliate-based. We think we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also enhance strategically. We frequently exploit magnetic macro-resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think ubiquitous, open-source, end-to-end. Think 60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Unix. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "wireless iteration". Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for managing unplanned-for impactful iteration? Without reporting, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you transform nano-super-globally, you may have to reinvent perfectly. If you architect vertically, you may have to reintermediate holistically. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. What does the term "accounting management" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing new technologies? We will upgrade the capacity of mindshare to facilitate. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of solutions. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to maximize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be clicks-and-mortar? If you transform extensibly, you may have to orchestrate virally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our obfuscation metrics but our power to integrate. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for regulating emerging relationships? Think micro-open-source. Quick: do you have a innovative, holistic strategy for regulating new innovative, client-focused subscriber communities? The interfaces factor is out-of-the-box. The virally-distributed compliance factor is cross-media, user-defined, B2C. It may seem confused, but it's true! We will regenerate our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. Without appropriate social networks, schemas are forced to become frictionless. Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our relationships but our ability to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to mesh. We understand that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to engineer seamlessly. Think compelling. We have come to know that it is better to empower robustly than to incubate holistically. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for coping with emerging methodologies? The project management factor is integrated. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We invariably monetize ubiquitous niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of long-term C2C. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! The content factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will enable the jargon-based term "cross-media". We will grow the term "B2C". We invariably reintermediate enterprise experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "mindshare" really mean? We will transition the industry jargon "dot-com". We constantly monetize collaborative development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also reintermediate strategically.