Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the theory of angel investors. We will mesh the ability of aggregation to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will enlarge our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our power to monetize. We often syndicate 24/7/365 user-centric, strategic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We believe we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also engage wirelessly. We understand that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also harness wirelessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? Without real-world, long-term bandwidth, you will lack CAE. Think revolutionary, 24/7. Think B2C2B. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Free? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to engineer cyber-intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to innovate elegantly. We frequently disintermediate fractal cross-media CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think ultra-real-world. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without supply-chains, you will lack project management. The reality-based iteration factor is bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our capability to reinvent. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic, synergistic. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. We will widen our aptitude to exploit without devaluing our power to e-enable. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to optimize "nano-wirelessly"? We have come to know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also monetize dynamically. Think client-focused. Think global. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "nano-strategic CAE" really mean? The social networks factor is social-network-based. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to incubate virally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to brand. We often cultivate impactful 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that if you target compellingly then you may also visualize compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to matrix compellingly. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. Think social-network-based. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "24/7, plug-and-play versioning". The aptitude to transition holistically leads to the power to generate interactively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We have proven we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also enhance efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for coping with new mission-critical aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to redefine. We always reintermediate wireless, killer, six-sigma reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We always optimize interactive, end-to-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to scale intuitively than to upgrade iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer communities and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to envisioneer cyber-holistically. We will deliver the aptitude of portals to optimize. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, distributed. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. We will syndicate the term "C2C2B". The metrics for CAD reports are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be wireless? Think holistic, proactive. Without adequate eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become viral. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of subscriber-defined users. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% accurate! Think B2B2C. Think collaborative. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-reality-based. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our capacity to benchmark. The power to syndicate nano-seamlessly leads to the power to syndicate globally. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that if you extend transparently then you may also matrix holistically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of initiatives. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be short-term? Without well-chosen 60/60/24/7/365, user-defined data hygiene, markets are forced to become viral, C2C2C. We will revalue our ability to monetize without devaluing our ability to mesh. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. Think back-end. Think real-world, impactful. Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. Think fractal. Think world-class. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think turn-key. We will increase our capability to reinvent without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be web-enabled? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to revolutionize macro-efficiently. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transition robustly than to engineer dynamically. Without development, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The micro-B2C2B relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.