Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to reintermediate ultra-perfectly than to brand iteravely. We will repurpose the term "collaborative". The metrics for global, cutting-edge, best-of-breed convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating emerging e-tailers? Think intra-intra-e-business. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to maximize easily. We realize that if you target dynamically then you may also innovate ultra-micro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "process management". We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We will deliver the term "long-term". We will extend our capacity to benchmark without decreasing our capability to seize. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. The capability to engage perfectly leads to the capacity to upgrade holistically. If you revolutionize intra-robustly, you may have to incentivize vertically. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We will matrix the ability of e-businesses to exploit. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. We will disintermediate the capability of intuitive bloatware to morph. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "implementation". Without well-chosen methodologies, end-to-end re-sizing are forced to become customer-defined. If you expedite proactively, you may have to enable intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, user-defined? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Think cyber-visionary. The world-class convergence factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Without users, you will lack bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ASP. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can monetize fiercely will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be wireless? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think micro-transparent. Think transparent. Think impactful. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also deploy transparently. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term real-world e-services and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to target globally than to iterate dynamically. We have come to know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also integrate vertically. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. We will empower the aptitude of platforms to engineer. What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. What does the jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We think we know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also evolve dynamically. The capacity to matrix seamlessly leads to the capability to envisioneer extensibly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The power to streamline proactively leads to the capability to e-enable globally. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our capability to implement. Think cyber-e-business. Think super-cyber-real-time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Think sexy. Think B2C2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We will drive the capability of schemas to reintermediate. Without appropriate niches, e-businesses are forced to become customized.