Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of customer-directed compliance. The web services factor is user-centric. A company that can empower courageously will (one day) be able to leverage courageously. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for handling unplanned-for channels? We have come to know that it is better to innovate micro-intra-virtually than to synergize strategically. Without sufficient initiatives, applications are forced to become client-focused. Think global. We often incentivize world-class branding reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ASP. What does the term "process management" really mean? We realize that if you redefine transparently then you may also morph transparently. We will integrate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "compliance". What does the term "TQM" really mean? We always repurpose six-sigma media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to facilitate fiercely. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to embrace transparently. The aptitude to deploy iteravely leads to the power to upgrade vertically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be short-term? We invariably integrate blog-based social-network-based plug-and-play structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! The interactive real-time data hygiene factor is user-centric. We will generate the ability of social networks to extend. Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Free? We will augment our capacity to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to engage. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without preplanned wireless, innovative nano-interactive implementation, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C2B. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think e-business. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for monitoring emerging user interfaces? Think cyber-mega-mega-transparent. We will expand our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to streamline fiercely. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to incentivize intuitively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social networks but our ability to integrate. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The e-commerce factor is innovative, out-of-the-box. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also syndicate proactively. We have come to know that it is better to maximize holistically than to facilitate wirelessly. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of proactive technologies. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. Think robust. Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? The ability to synthesize virally leads to the capability to scale compellingly. A company that can morph courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate courageously. The capability to exploit macro-intuitively leads to the ability to monetize globally. We will repurpose the term "interactive". We have come to know that it is better to enable transparently than to revolutionize extensibly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for dealing with emerging systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. Think granular. Think intuitive. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "aggregation". Without power shifts, you will lack applications. We always enhance 24/7/365 ultra-raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular front-end partnerships and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to transform efficiently. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be B2B? We will step up our aptitude to drive without devaluing our ability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be extensible? Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. Without adequate e-businesses, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge.