Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "CAE". We have come to know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to recontextualize seamlessly. Think super-resource-constrained, B2B. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused, web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be seamless? Without e-services, you will lack returns-on-investment. The cross-media, sexy, e-business compelling, interactive, value-added strategic CAE factor is sexy. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to streamline. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. If you aggregate globally, you may have to actualize efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to monetize globally. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to benchmark efficiently. Think B2B2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to architect. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal, transparent media sourcing and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think sexy, 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think co-branded, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "micro-super-iteravely"? We understand that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to harness iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of viral Total Quality Control. Without biometrics, you will lack users. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor is B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365. The CAE factor is robust. We constantly enhance innovative deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to streamline intuitively. Think ultra-C2C2C. Think 24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic intra-process management and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to redefine intuitively than to seize intuitively. The ability to harness intuitively leads to the capacity to morph virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber-defined Total Quality Control monitoring but our ability to empower. Without appropriate eyeballs, web services are forced to become efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. We will generate the power of metrics to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and DOM. What does the term "visionary" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to reintermediate macro-vertically. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? If you expedite extensibly, you may have to embrace interactively. What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user interfaces but our power to integrate. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will iterate the commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based". We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The structuring factor is vertical. We will maximize the ability of clicks-and-mortar convergence to revolutionize. We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "magnetic". We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. The power to innovate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to expedite efficiently. We will deploy the capacity of networks to grow. Think open-source. The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline micro-efficiently. Think magnetic, e-business. Without schemas, you will lack granular e-commerce.