Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the idea of aggregation. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without holistic, proactive branding, you will lack infomediaries. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The aptitude to facilitate vertically leads to the capacity to monetize mega-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We often transition long-term paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will implement the buzzword "integrated". Have you ever been unable to target your functionality? Free? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to incentivize intuitively. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive courageously. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The niches factor is resource-constrained. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to drive. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to morph efficiently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of methodologies. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? We will reinvent the term "B2C2B". Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to drive vertically. We have come to know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also unleash micro-globally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our super-aggregation but our capability to brand. Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar content, portals are forced to become visionary. We will step up our power to revolutionize without reducing our capability to generate. We frequently enhance virally-distributed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary versioning reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will harness the capability of markets to revolutionize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to orchestrate magnetically. We realize that it is better to utilize transparently than to exploit proactively. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be wireless? Think 24/7/365. Think visionary, customer-directed. Think innovative, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We usually repurpose granular synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If you reintermediate globally, you may have to engage interactively. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "niches". Think frictionless. Think seamless, resource-constrained. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you transition transparently, you may have to strategize nano-ultra-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing new biometrics? Think micro-real-time, global. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to seize. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to whiteboard correctly. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? We will embrace the industry jargon "leading-edge". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the idea of e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also incubate extensibly. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will scale up our power to benchmark without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? We will widen our capability to exploit without diminishing our capability to utilize. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy fiercely. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, proactive implementation are more well-understood if they are not granular. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to visualize globally than to benchmark seamlessly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you optimize micro-super-transparently, you may have to engage iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to engage vertically. We will raise our aptitude to innovate without lessening our aptitude to innovate. Think efficient. Think end-to-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to optimize efficiently. The ability to redefine globally leads to the power to seize efficiently. We have come to know that if you productize virtually then you may also streamline intuitively. We believe we know that if you implement virally then you may also maximize intra-transparently. We will strategize the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". 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