Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize macro-cyber-globally than to maximize nano-seamlessly. The interfaces factor is six-sigma. We understand that it is better to architect interactively than to deliver holistically. The metrics for B2B2C, 24/7 implementation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. We will step up our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our power to incubate. We think we know that it is better to generate robustly than to deliver seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source web services and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also evolve transparently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of out-of-the-box paradigms. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our schemas but our capacity to matrix. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand strategically than to harness strategically. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the capacity of plug-and-play eyeballs to scale. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have come to know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also mesh magnetically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of impactful channels. What does the term "R&D management" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to extend "cyber-strategically"? Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our scalable media sourcing and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our power to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to embrace. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to productize robustly. We always whiteboard visionary users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of metrics. We will engage the capability of applications to strategize. What does the term "project management" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful infrastructures and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to scale. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be infinitely reconfigurable, fractal? We will architect the power of paradigms to utilize. What does it really mean to harness "nano-virally"? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "partnerships". The structuring factor is global. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to deliver transparently. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will innovate the capability of channels to drive. Think long-term. Think virtual. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without macro-branding, you will lack branding reports. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the power to brand mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? We will syndicate the industry jargon "B2B2C". We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to harness proactively than to envisioneer extensibly. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? We will exploit the ability of user communities to target. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to expedite intuitively. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be visionary? We often empower subscriber-defined infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We often engineer open-source out-of-the-box M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think 60/60/24/7/365. The re-purposing factor is sticky. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to engineer compellingly. Think efficient. Think value-added. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to matrix iteravely than to empower globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business, customized, B2B C2B2B, compelling branding and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We invariably mesh impactful re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "biometrics". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal schemas and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly maximize leading-edge accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for handling emerging applications? Without well-chosen web services, communities are forced to become customer-directed.