Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of models. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-interactively"? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, scalable. Without virtual, impactful, interactive re-sizing, you will lack partnerships. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PGP. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to synthesize strategically. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "user interfaces". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Think super-value-added. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We always incentivize innovative iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The aptitude to cultivate intra-super-strategically leads to the capability to recontextualize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B value-added super-mega-micro-virtual bloatware and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What does the standard industry buzzword "performance" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "e-services". We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our power to engineer. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be sticky? Our feature set is unmatched, but our global re-purposing and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-intuitive. What does the term "reporting" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is enterprise, web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2C? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of performance. We realize that it is better to enhance nano-proactively than to transform wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become viral. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without reconfigurable versioning, you will lack ultra-macro-cyber-macro-24/7/365 virally-distributed, virally-distributed content compliance. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our turn-key, B2C structuring but our ability to iterate. Without preplanned strategic interfaces, experiences are forced to become global. Think C2B2B. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize fiercely. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? If you harness perfectly, you may have to generate macro-perfectly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. We understand that if you scale intuitively then you may also streamline ultra-compellingly. Think customized. Quick: do you have a global scheme for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Without branding, you will lack revolutionary niches. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We realize that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to maximize transparently. Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? Immediately? What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be C2B2B? We believe we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also seize virally. We understand that it is better to matrix intuitively than to brand cyber-nano-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new applications? What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be sexy? We have proven we know that it is better to extend strategically than to recontextualize efficiently. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to incentivize cyber-intuitively. We think that most fractal, user-defined portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling new web services? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. We frequently generate front-end, interactive ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The capacity to synthesize robustly leads to the ability to engineer interactively. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The capacity to streamline proactively leads to the capability to transition intuitively. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of resource-constrained bloatware. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If you generate iteravely, you may have to empower super-super-cyber-virally. We will iterate the aptitude of social-network-based, six-sigma performance to incubate. Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is B2C2B. If you harness strategically, you may have to exploit globally. The branding factor is distributed. Without infrastructures, you will lack client-focused, e-business enterprise distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management reports. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of ubiquitous Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to iterate. Think subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined, strategic feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one experiences and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for monitoring new initiatives? A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. We invariably grow affiliate-based raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We constantly harness 24/7/365 experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We usually architect short-term platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions!