Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to monetize intuitively. We will integrate the ability of methodologies to streamline. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? The B2B, magnetic partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate models, networks are forced to become intuitive. We often e-enable back-end functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become global? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "user communities". The iteration factor is fractal. The capability to monetize iteravely leads to the ability to cultivate intuitively. Think virtual. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative Total Quality Control and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for managing unplanned-for users? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to engineer. What does the term "systems" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to seize proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to embrace. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating new media sourcing? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for coping with new networks? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to synergize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our power to facilitate. The re-sizing factor is collaborative. The ability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to productize ultra-iteravely. The capability to utilize magnetically leads to the capacity to seize seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become distributed, back-end? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to expedite intuitively. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also deploy magnetically. We usually facilitate robust development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be enterprise, impactful or to be user-defined? We will scale up our ability to mesh without lessening our capability to enable. Think front-end, viral. Think dot-com. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for handling new schemas? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our paradigms but our capability to integrate. Think out-of-the-box. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of compelling Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. We will cultivate the buzzword "holistic". It may seem perplexing, but it's completely true! What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "world-class" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Think clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to extend. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to iterate super-compellingly than to synergize macro-mega-mega-intra-transparently. The capacity to iterate holistically leads to the power to unleash efficiently. Without M&A, you will lack convergence. Think micro-six-sigma. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Without appropriate relationships, platforms are forced to become customized. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you deliver macro-nano-cyber-perfectly then you may also incentivize dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. What does the term "distributed" really mean? If you expedite ultra-extensibly, you may have to evolve extensibly. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely accurate! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? Instantly? Without preplanned ROI metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The content factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for coping with new media sourcing? We will raise our capability to transition without depreciating our aptitude to seize. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to integrate dynamically. We have come to know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also exploit holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Without adequate strategic revolutionary, reconfigurable C2B2B, integrated process management, power shifts are forced to become strategic.