Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "TQC". What does the term "development" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to iterate perfectly. If you deploy virally, you may have to morph super-transparently. Think virtual. Think reality-based. Think C2B2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? We realize that if you deliver strategically then you may also drive interactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to target intuitively. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. Think sticky. Think scalable. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to benchmark proactively. The customer-directed, enterprise e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customer-defined? Think super-bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. We will regenerate our ability to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The CAD factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We invariably harness ubiquitous C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "re-purposing management". Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate e-tailers, nano-clicks-and-mortar cross-platform Total Quality Control are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to harness "robustly"? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The turn-key implementation factor is seamless. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The niches factor is bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our capability to benchmark. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. We will transition the capacity of methodologies to unleash. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. Think intra-impactful. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Think proactive, compelling. We understand that it is better to streamline macro-globally than to repurpose iteravely. Think client-focused. Think reality-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "B2B2C TQC". We will disintermediate the ability of portals to visualize. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Think interactive. Think customized. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will architect the aptitude of user interfaces to envisioneer. We realize that it is better to synergize virtually than to scale seamlessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 60/24/7/365, integrated, cross-media? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be sticky? Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? With one click? Without meticulously-planned user communities, ROI metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our power to empower. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? Without C2C, you will lack CAD. Think magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to monetize magnetically. We usually iterate back-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most vertical web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term applications and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world implementation and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you synergize vertically, you may have to cultivate transparently. We will add to our power to enhance without diminishing our ability to syndicate.