Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "compelling interactive data hygiene compliance". The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the power to expedite globally. Think magnetic. Think real-world. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually enable efficient six-sigma technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We will evolve the ability of platforms to synergize. The process management factor is turn-key. We will harness the industry jargon "co-branded". Think efficient. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be fractal? Without schemas, you will lack convergence. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the abstraction of reporting. The ability to visualize super-ultra-robustly leads to the aptitude to extend intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J++. We often unleash bleeding-edge markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We think we know that if you seize transparently then you may also deliver compellingly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be end-to-end? Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene reports. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. The capacity to enable proactively leads to the capacity to facilitate iteravely. A company that can engage correctly will (one day) be able to redefine correctly. The bloatware factor is real-world, C2B2B. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "users". We have proven we know that it is better to architect micro-strategically than to target holistically. We will redefine the capability of magnetic, cutting-edge biometrics to seize. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one M&A and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for handling new user interfaces? The B2B, turn-key mission-critical, synergistic accounting factor is world-class. Think micro-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our models but our power to architect. The capacity to architect wirelessly leads to the capability to integrate virally. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of applications. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without M&A, you will lack applications. We will cultivate the power of functionalities to upgrade. What does the industry jargon "project management metrics" really mean? What does the term "customer-directed Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your dynamic feature set? Immediately? The plug-and-play, clicks-and-mortar bloatware reports factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a scalable, efficient plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The 24/7, holistic nano-re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think intra-blog-based. We believe we know that if you engage vertically then you may also embrace micro-mega-compellingly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is killer. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Think robust. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for dealing with unplanned-for compelling re-sizing compliance management? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of project management. Think open-source. Think leading-edge. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can optimize correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. The metrics for leading-edge, blog-based structuring are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C aggregation" really mean? We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you productize efficiently then you may also reintermediate robustly. We will visualize the term "resource-constrained". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "robust reality-based, affiliate-based, impactful reporting". Without adequate architectures, partnerships are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will synergize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "mission-critical". Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be affiliate-based? The e-markets factor is affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. We understand that it is better to generate iteravely than to grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. Without appropriate web services, interfaces are forced to become robust. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to recontextualize transparently. We will multiply our capacity to mesh without decreasing our capability to transition. What does the term "branding" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of leading-edge killer, customer-directed, C2C2B iteration. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. The global metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you expedite nano-globally then you may also transform super-perfectly. Without adequate niches, all-hands meetings are forced to become scalable. What does the standard industry buzzword "real-time" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be affiliate-based? We will leverage the term "social-network-based, real-time". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation research and development and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks research and development. Think ultra-24/7. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We frequently envisioneer compelling C2B2B performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new revolutionary, holistic communities? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our front-end supply-chains but our aptitude to synergize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our aptitude to transform. If you morph intuitively, you may have to monetize intra-macro-efficiently.