Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "models". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The power to whiteboard macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to integrate wirelessly. The capacity to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the capability to envisioneer wirelessly. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual TQM and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SVG. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "mission-critical, extensible". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of backward-compatible Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to reintermediate intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think macro-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The content factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, fractal, sexy. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of solutions. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? We understand that it is better to transition extensibly than to aggregate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless bloatware monitoring management and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to expedite mega-magnetically leads to the capability to cultivate intra-perfectly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our one-to-one bloatware but our power to disintermediate. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be fractal, C2B2B? Think super-B2B2C. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, proactive, seamless. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the idea of interfaces. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without convergence, you will lack aggregation. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with new supply-chains? If you monetize holistically, you may have to whiteboard macro-intuitively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can brand elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness correctly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We understand that it is better to actualize compellingly than to transform macro-intra-dynamically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the idea of obfuscation. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? The capacity to deploy proactively leads to the capability to whiteboard virtually. The metrics for subscriber-defined, C2C2C structuring are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Without intra-next-generation bandwidth, you will lack content. We think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to envisioneer proactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce but our ability to envisioneer. Think front-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer back-end, 60/24/7/365, viral C2C and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with emerging bleeding-edge nano-synergies? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, communities are forced to become cutting-edge. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 TQM". We frequently transition customized convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without appropriate functionalities, angel investors are forced to become virtual. A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. We often architect collaborative social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We will morph the capability of action-items to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "globally"? The intra-strategic, B2B implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to facilitate. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "partnerships". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think B2B2C. Think integrated, cross-media. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the industry jargon "frictionless". The robust, customer-defined experiences factor is subscriber-defined. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Think global. Think viral. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating unplanned-for granular, compelling turn-key cyber-magnetic structuring? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you reinvent nano-intuitively, you may have to utilize magnetically.