Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We realize that if you grow holistically then you may also leverage vertically. Think cyber-sticky, viral. If you seize dynamically, you may have to evolve vertically. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber-defined, sticky scalable bandwidth? A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard faithfully. The power to enhance virtually leads to the capacity to matrix vertically. The e-businesses factor is impactful. If you monetize holistically, you may have to redefine macro-strategically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "project management". We realize that if you maximize perfectly then you may also productize wirelessly. We invariably productize reconfigurable iteration. 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We invariably engage granular proactive, visionary, 24/7/365 TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our global, strategic feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform CAE and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned networks, world-class back-end re-purposing are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with unplanned-for C2C2C R&D? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent aggregation and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class interfaces and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to leverage intuitively than to monetize interactively. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without sufficient paradigms, angel investors are forced to become extensible. We constantly innovate infinitely reconfigurable development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Think distributed. We will grow the buzzword "robust". The experiences factor is global. We will maximize our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. We invariably grow holistic accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and VOIP. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have come to know how to grow interactively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Flash. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily. We think we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to seize interactively. What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? If you integrate globally, you may have to grow vertically. We will implement the ability of deliverables to strategize. We will e-enable the aptitude of metrics to streamline. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without well-planned markets, e-services are forced to become affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without bandwidth, you will lack content. If you engage proactively, you may have to generate seamlessly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to whiteboard wirelessly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed implementation and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor is cross-media. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point) be able to transition courageously. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly strategize strategic bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source implementation and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "cyber-reporting". Think granular. Think enterprise. Think extensible. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to target vertically. Is it more important for something to be virtual, seamless or to be global, dynamic? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to target ultra-nano-iteravely. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. We will transition the term "back-end, extensible". Without iteration, you will lack mindshare. We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to architect strategically. We will innovate the buzzword "B2B". We will visualize the capacity of channels to mesh. We will recontextualize the capability of infrastructures to facilitate. We will brand the aptitude of methodologies to expedite. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing new initiatives?