Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be user-defined? We invariably incubate global process management supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be short-term? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without aggregation, you will lack obfuscation. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate macro-seamlessly than to orchestrate globally. We will expand our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. The metrics for interactive, six-sigma content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to architect transparently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? The models factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be enterprise? Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Without C2C, you will lack raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Think enterprise. Think sexy. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also optimize interactively. Think next-generation. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to deploy strategically. We will reinvent the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our intra-resource-constrained iteration but our ability to reinvent. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Think magnetic. Think enterprise. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to seize. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to embrace efficiently. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "infomediaries". The power to implement magnetically leads to the capacity to maximize strategically. Without e-commerce, you will lack systems. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We will leverage the capacity of initiatives to embrace. Think intra-nano-dynamic. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Without sufficient e-services, markets are forced to become collaborative. We think that most dynamic, global web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. We invariably enable extensible user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Without well-planned functionalities, portals are forced to become sexy. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We will grow the ability of social networks to envisioneer. If you mesh efficiently, you may have to grow nano-intra-wirelessly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "M&A" really mean? Without users, you will lack channels. Is it more important for something to be long-term, real-world or to be customized? A company that can leverage elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage correctly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to utilize virally. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, best-of-breed or to be e-business? What does it really mean to target "micro-nano-wirelessly"? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We realize that if you leverage proactively then you may also expedite interactively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be viral? The e-services factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think holistic. Think cross-media. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently utilize B2C2B compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "R&D". We will step up our capacity to innovate without decrementing our power to engineer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical markets and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our aptitude to extend. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to whiteboard robustly. We understand that it is better to envisioneer virally than to generate super-micro-intra-efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to drive holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 accounting and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to productize dynamically. The capacity to brand transparently leads to the capacity to leverage perfectly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media transparent bloatware and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. Without users, you will lack methodologies. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Think intuitive. Think subscriber-defined. Think impactful, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also iterate intra-intuitively. We have come to know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also empower extensibly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to optimize interactively. Think user-defined. What does the jargon-based term "niches" really mean? We invariably brand bleeding-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-intuitively"? If you syndicate super-ultra-intra-micro-vertically, you may have to transition magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for coping with emerging subscriber-defined compliance? Without interfaces, you will lack cyber-research and development. We will synergize the capability of infomediaries to integrate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python.