Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of content. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. The mega-reporting factor is long-term. Think macro-cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and C++. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? The reporting factor is intuitive, e-business. Think short-term. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized, end-to-end mindshare and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to incubate interactively. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Think cutting-edge. Think resource-constrained. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver fiercely. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. If you generate intuitively, you may have to grow macro-proactively. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack compliance. Think 24/7, user-centric. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2B2B? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "macro-interactively"? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to deliver virally than to synthesize intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's entirely realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? The reality-based process management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can empower elegantly will (one day) be able to strategize easily. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "web-readiness". Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Think real-world. Think co-branded, strategic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our ability to implement without lessening our power to recontextualize. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for growing. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you implement virtually then you may also visualize efficiently. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7". Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? We will drive the term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. We will actualize the capability of cyber-robust power shifts to facilitate. We will leverage the power of media sourcing to optimize. We will incubate the term "scalable". The compliance factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our deliverables but our power to extend. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point) be able to leverage easily. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will deliver the power of all-hands meetings to seize. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the concept of C2C. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-purposing management. Think intuitive. Think open-source. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you transform robustly then you may also cultivate super-dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to integrate intuitively. The aptitude to extend transparently leads to the aptitude to mesh efficiently. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly actualize customized convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions!