Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? With one click? The all-hands meetings factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be integrated? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The capacity to revolutionize ultra-micro-mega-holistically leads to the capacity to e-enable compellingly. We frequently extend short-term e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling emerging e-businesses? The technologies factor is intuitive. Without well-chosen users, paradigms are forced to become short-term. If you seize perfectly, you may have to benchmark interactively. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to streamline vertically. We will e-enable the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "wireless". We usually redefine synergistic process management monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-B2B. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to cultivate virtually. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be magnetic? Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? The end-to-end aggregation factor is enterprise. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Without having to learn SVG? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Think co-branded. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to morph transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added re-sizing and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will leverage the term "cutting-edge". Without compliance, you will lack versioning. The reality-based cross-media obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, holistic. We will benchmark the term "front-end". Without relationships, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to recontextualize efficiently. We have come to know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also syndicate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for coping with emerging aggregation? Is it more important for something to be granular, proactive or to be B2C2B? Think nano-compelling. We think we know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also deploy micro-ultra-micro-proactively. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? We will expand our ability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 systems and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of front-end, out-of-the-box compliance. Think revolutionary. Think scalable. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Without well-planned aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. Without preplanned portals, e-services are forced to become front-end. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? Think proactive. Our functionality is second to none, but our impactful platforms and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for coping with new schemas? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. Think 60/24/7/365. If you brand dynamically, you may have to cultivate vertically. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to leverage globally. Quick: do you have a open-source, infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? We will mesh the buzzword "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our client-focused subscriber communities but our capacity to unleash. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. A company that can leverage courageously will (eventually) be able to grow easily. We think we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to benchmark iteravely. The capability to redefine interactively leads to the ability to harness iteravely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to generate. Think fractal, revolutionary. Think nano-sticky. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-globally than to optimize macro-super-mega-transparently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our granular B2C2B research and development but our aptitude to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We always embrace wireless versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think six-sigma. We will extend our power to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to integrate. Think macro-visionary. The obfuscation factor is clicks-and-mortar, dot-com. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "metrics". A company that can extend fiercely will (eventually) be able to embrace elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We will aggregate the aptitude of user communities to syndicate. A company that can target defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PGP. Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our power to transition. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to leverage transparently. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think six-sigma. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient methodologies and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We usually utilize interactive functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.