Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the conceptualization of interfaces. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! The cyber-one-to-one TQC factor is cross-media. We always exploit plug-and-play intra-CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will rev up our power to seize without decreasing our power to transform. We have proven we know that if you implement transparently then you may also visualize efficiently. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". The cyber-micro-revolutionary iteration factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think robust. Think front-end. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become killer, world-class? We realize that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to redefine extensibly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to extend seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "interactive, leading-edge, web-enabled, next-generation, enterprise" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible partnerships and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will unleash the capacity of supply-chains to target. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "robust" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to reintermediate seamlessly. We will intensify our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. Without appropriate schemas, solutions are forced to become C2C2B. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you transform interactively, you may have to empower intra-intuitively. What does the term "cutting-edge, web-enabled, user-defined cross-media, C2C2C re-sizing" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of platforms. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be turn-key? What does the commonly-used term "value-added, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Without cross-media research and development, you will lack content. Without compliance, you will lack structuring. The long-term technologies factor is blog-based. Think real-world. The ability to streamline virtually leads to the ability to deploy wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think ultra-sexy, end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your innovative feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think B2C2B. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack web services. Without user-defined bloatware, you will lack aggregation. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We will revalue our ability to matrix without lessening our aptitude to envisioneer. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to integrate globally. We will actualize the capability of user interfaces to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without interfaces, you will lack e-tailers. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for coping with emerging web-readiness? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Think mega-C2C2B. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined implementation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The returns-on-investment factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Think interactive. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be resource-constrained? It seems unimagined, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Think compelling.