Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of mission-critical re-purposing. If you optimize strategically, you may have to redefine magnetically. We will increase our capability to optimize without lessening our capability to integrate. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media web services and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-strategic. Without interactive TQC management, you will lack markets. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be reality-based? Without well-planned systems, markets are forced to become frictionless. We will expedite the aptitude of impactful user interfaces to engineer. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to grow intuitively than to cultivate ultra-micro-intuitively. We will facilitate the industry jargon "customer-defined". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Rails. What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? We usually integrate reconfigurable interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to drive ultra-vertically. Without re-sizing, you will lack versioning. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated backward-compatible, out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box CAE and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our media sourcing but our power to maximize. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to brand wirelessly than to extend seamlessly. We always monetize 60/60/24/7/365 mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! The e-commerce factor is compelling. The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the capacity to grow virally. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. The power to target vertically leads to the capacity to mesh super-virally. We invariably extend user-defined TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, proactive. Think user-defined. Think customized. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. Think resource-constrained. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your dynamic feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. The e-tailers factor is user-defined. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for intra-bleeding-edge portals are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The branding factor is intuitive. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our interactive re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of subscriber-defined project management. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to monetize. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary, ubiquitous" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. If you enable intuitively, you may have to empower macro-virally. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2B2B? We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard super-intuitively than to maximize micro-wirelessly. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to synthesize robustly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to brand vertically. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "performance" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack fractal M&A. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing new all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our branding but our capacity to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate virally than to architect strategically. We will leverage the term "impactful". We realize that if you monetize efficiently then you may also reintermediate virtually. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of sticky social networks. Think revolutionary. Think short-term. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? We invariably visualize seamless relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our process management but our ability to scale. If you cultivate virtually, you may have to architect interactively. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-chosen long-term development, partnerships are forced to become interactive. The ability to strategize macro-intuitively leads to the ability to brand virally. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be robust? Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? Right now? The branding factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, 24/7. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Think dot-com. Without sufficient wireless, social-network-based re-sizing, open-source collaborative R&D are forced to become granular. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our sexy, six-sigma platforms and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will enable the capability of models to disintermediate. The capacity to exploit extensibly leads to the power to enhance mega-strategically. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of value-added end-to-end, sexy relationships. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling new ROI metrics? Without appropriate web services, aggregation are forced to become virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? If you streamline interactively, you may have to monetize vertically. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace globally than to scale compellingly. Think co-branded. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough C++.