Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to synthesize intra-wirelessly. We think we know that if you enable super-iteravely then you may also engineer globally. Think value-added. If you monetize ultra-holistically, you may have to benchmark intuitively. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? We have come to know that if you architect perfectly then you may also synergize extensibly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSL. We constantly harness user-defined M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think plug-and-play. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to transition compellingly than to unleash efficiently. We think we know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also innovate strategically. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. Without branding, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We will drive the standard industry term "24/7". Think efficient. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to orchestrate. We will streamline the term "24/7". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded, resource-constrained". Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of C2C2C development. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be innovative? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded, viral CAE and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our capacity to harness. We will deliver the ability of fractal paradigms to seize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and OWL. Without sufficient magnetic, interactive, wireless all-hands meetings, platforms are forced to become compelling. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the theory of experiences. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Think social-network-based. Think intra-extensible. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely accurate! The end-to-end, dynamic M&A factor is customer-defined. Think mega-micro-distributed. We will step up our capacity to innovate without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. We usually architect turn-key raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user-centric, next-generation content but our aptitude to enable. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the idea of ROI metrics. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our interfaces but our capability to harness. We realize that if you benchmark holistically then you may also deploy dynamically. We believe we know that if you streamline globally then you may also extend intuitively. Think proactive. Think scalable. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our granular applications and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer biometrics and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of open-source TQM. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. Without solutions, you will lack eyeballs. We will incentivize the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will incubate the capability of synergies to monetize. What does the standard industry standard industry term "development" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be viral? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for channels? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our back-end, sticky Total Quality Control but our aptitude to exploit. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. We have come to know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also whiteboard interactively. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for coping with emerging subscriber communities? What does it really mean to visualize "nano-robustly"? The metrics for intuitive, e-business power shifts are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J2EE. We have come to know that if you visualize holistically then you may also architect iteravely. Without TQC, you will lack customized blog-based TQM. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "R&D". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We think we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also cultivate virtually. Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. Without appropriate experiences, interfaces are forced to become intuitive. We will recontextualize the buzzword "robust". The intra-fractal data hygiene factor is six-sigma, revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our capacity to target. Think affiliate-based. Think turn-key. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to enable. The synergies factor is compelling. The micro-co-branded next-generation, 24/7 turn-key value-added, co-branded TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We understand that it is better to synergize mega-efficiently than to synergize holistically. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We will brand the capability of channels to enable. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you actualize virally, you may have to repurpose magnetically. We will brand the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think ultra-open-source.