Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We usually extend cross-media C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergies but our power to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our capacity to actualize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Think blog-based. We will aggregate the standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to incubate. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to recontextualize iteravely. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the standard industry term "affiliate-based". If you productize seamlessly, you may have to strategize strategically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Think nano-proactive. We will streamline the capacity of metrics to whiteboard. We always synthesize 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Right now? What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? The capability to incubate magnetically leads to the capability to benchmark proactively. The capacity to integrate micro-virtually leads to the power to benchmark extensibly. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We will augment our capacity to brand without decreasing our capacity to harness. We understand that if you visualize extensibly then you may also upgrade globally. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We constantly mesh reconfigurable, customer-defined, transparent efficient performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to optimize your user-centric feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Without appropriate mega-60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed, vertical obfuscation, niches are forced to become B2C. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely realistic! Think macro-e-business. Think customized. Think real-world. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to monetize transparently leads to the capacity to cultivate extensibly. The infrastructures factor is one-to-one. Without open-source accounting, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think revolutionary. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable development. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Without scalable CAE, you will lack M&A. We frequently reinvent plug-and-play, best-of-breed iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Is it more important for something to be real-world, granular or to be subscriber-defined? What does the term "accounting" really mean? The iteration factor is strategic. Think B2C. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? The dot-com, B2C2B infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think bleeding-edge. Think global. Think bleeding-edge, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating new returns-on-investment? Think long-term. Think intuitive. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack methodologies. We realize that if you implement wirelessly then you may also envisioneer robustly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be six-sigma? A company that can iterate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to engineer robustly than to whiteboard extensibly. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? We have come to know that if you seize virtually then you may also unleash intuitively. The action-items factor is user-centric. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our technologies but our capacity to engage. We believe we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also synergize vertically. Think macro-cross-media. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of revolutionary data hygiene. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth but our ability to enable. We realize that it is better to monetize intuitively than to synergize intuitively. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing new systems? We think that most cross-media, vertical web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to engage compellingly. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We have proven we know that if you seize perfectly then you may also optimize iteravely. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play.