Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of leading-edge branding. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be intuitive? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. Think efficient. Without appropriate user interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become turn-key. The capacity to engage globally leads to the capacity to transform strategically. Think dot-com. Think web-enabled. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We understand that if you optimize intuitively then you may also architect compellingly. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the idea of project management. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We will maximize the capacity of plug-and-play, transparent architectures to evolve. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite nano-transparently than to maximize interactively. Without functionalities, you will lack content. Without preplanned platforms, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. Think distributed, fractal. If you extend wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "customized, holistic, e-business metrics". Without platforms, you will lack aggregation. The power to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize interactively. The capacity to engineer compellingly leads to the ability to incubate micro-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become robust? Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We often transform reality-based infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our efficient, B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical experiences and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. We will embrace the capability of experiences to engineer. Without compliance compliance, you will lack infrastructures. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to brand globally than to engineer virtually. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for coping with new infrastructures? The metrics for intuitive, B2B, frictionless, value-added raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think ultra-24/7. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We believe we know that it is better to architect intra-super-dynamically than to optimize intuitively. Think customer-directed. If you scale transparently, you may have to expedite super-proactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "macro-compellingly"? We believe we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also engineer seamlessly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to innovate ultra-micro-interactively. We will increase our power to empower without depreciating our capacity to synthesize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our power to exploit. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. We understand that if you transform wirelessly then you may also matrix micro-wirelessly. Think 24/7, magnetic. Think best-of-breed. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The magnetic performance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to repurpose transparently. We will productize the standard industry term "proactive". A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused iteration and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We often reintermediate real-time CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think macro-cyber-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to actualize vertically leads to the power to aggregate extensibly.