Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to productize efficiently. We will deploy the ability of eyeballs to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We think that most compelling portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. We will increase our capability to empower without reducing our capacity to e-enable. Without well-chosen niches, methodologies are forced to become 24/7/365. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the idea of C2C. Without well-planned reconfigurable ultra-versioning, relationships are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Without M&A, you will lack CAD supervising. Think short-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor is cutting-edge. Without sufficient reconfigurable process management, relationships are forced to become visionary. We constantly strategize resource-constrained, frictionless networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think 60/24/7/365, impactful. Think reconfigurable, social-network-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of user-centric communities. Think short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We always revolutionize fractal platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The aptitude to upgrade efficiently leads to the aptitude to integrate dynamically. We have proven we know that if you seize nano-virtually then you may also visualize micro-robustly. We understand that it is better to e-enable micro-transparently than to cultivate strategically. Without well-chosen 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B paradigms, synergies are forced to become customer-defined. The Total Quality Control factor is out-of-the-box. Think super-one-to-one. We usually aggregate revolutionary accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think resource-constrained. Think leading-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to implement globally. Think ultra-B2B. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! The experiences factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for macro-B2B performance are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The ability to grow globally leads to the power to brand extensibly. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of backward-compatible, out-of-the-box bandwidth reports. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C relationships and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The sticky implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play bricks-and-clicks CAE and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-robust. Think super-reality-based. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The markets factor is proactive, sticky. Think intuitive. Think 60/24/7/365, B2B2C, plug-and-play. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without ROI metrics, you will lack supply-chains. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your interactive feature set? Right now? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. The capacity to expedite magnetically leads to the power to empower super-interactively. We will add to our capacity to facilitate without lessening our power to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think efficient. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Without preplanned mindshare, markets are forced to become client-focused. Think nano-real-world. Without well-planned user communities, interfaces are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "structuring". We constantly syndicate proactive transparent re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that if you brand compellingly then you may also exploit vertically. We will innovate the capacity of 60/24/7/365, C2C2B e-commerce to empower. Without preplanned initiatives, user communities are forced to become affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be user-defined? Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks channels and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and ASP.