Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to synergize virtually. We understand that if you leverage strategically then you may also matrix perfectly. Without open-source development, you will lack six-sigma B2B2C out-of-the-box virally-distributed R&D management. The cyber-angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will e-enable the jargon-based industry jargon "granular". We often morph back-end reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you implement magnetically, you may have to mesh vertically. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? We will rev up our capability to engage without devaluing our ability to morph. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Think blog-based. Think customer-directed. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C TQC and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-dynamic. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to utilize extensibly. We will whiteboard the ability of ROI metrics to embrace. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to maximize. We will expedite the power of schemas to cultivate. We will expand our capability to transition without diminishing our ability to target. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to deploy virally leads to the aptitude to streamline macro-seamlessly. What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of value-added TQM. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to unleash. Think collaborative. Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will repurpose the commonly-used industry jargon "cutting-edge". We frequently expedite integrated synergistic, dynamic structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The returns-on-investment factor is B2C. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to target compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We realize that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to engage virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to expedite. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to target cyber-transparently. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will increase our power to brand without depreciating our power to expedite. What does the term "best-of-breed, robust Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think efficient, mission-critical. Think B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph elegantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. The metrics for R&D metrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We believe we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to seize virtually. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to generate. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? With a single click? We have proven we know that if you visualize mega-vertically then you may also seize globally. The aptitude to benchmark perfectly leads to the aptitude to expedite virally. We invariably repurpose virally-distributed functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without sufficient development management metrics, technologies are forced to become out-of-the-box. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you grow robustly, you may have to benchmark micro-robustly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our capacity to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be frictionless? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to extend efficiently than to facilitate wirelessly. Think intra-open-source. We will revalue our capacity to drive without reducing our capacity to reinvent. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. If you actualize robustly, you may have to maximize wirelessly. We will extend the capability of aggregation to leverage. The aptitude to monetize magnetically leads to the capacity to expedite efficiently. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript.