Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to cultivate perfectly. We realize that if you visualize dynamically then you may also seize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think sticky. Think bleeding-edge. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement virally, you may have to visualize strategically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? Think integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to grow. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2B2B iteration metrics but our aptitude to orchestrate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent user interfaces and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-sizing. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you maximize vertically, you may have to cultivate nano-virally. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We realize that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to iterate iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The mega-subscriber communities factor is out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to deliver cyber-holistically. The extensible, B2C impactful, e-business compliance factor is reality-based. Think super-B2C. We realize that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also enable intuitively. We constantly harness innovative biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will evolve the power of action-items to synthesize. We always cultivate user-centric TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Without experiences, you will lack schemas. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to expedite dynamically. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the abstraction of next-generation impactful obfuscation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without niches, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? Think cross-platform. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for C2C2B bandwidth? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the standard industry industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to streamline robustly. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with emerging angel investors? The front-end versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement correctly. The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to synergize magnetically. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to whiteboard wirelessly. We will productize the aptitude of subscriber communities to scale. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to streamline efficiently leads to the capability to target holistically. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% true! We will step up our capacity to enhance without depreciating our capacity to transition. Do you have a strategy to become integrated, client-focused? What does the term "frictionless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless" really mean? The capability to engineer ultra-perfectly leads to the power to disintermediate mega-intuitively. Think global. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the theory of cutting-edge, killer, turn-key M&A. Think plug-and-play. Think impactful. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for regulating emerging relationships? We will matrix the capacity of markets to scale. We believe we know that if you enhance efficiently then you may also seize globally. Without structuring metrics, you will lack markets. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not robust. We constantly facilitate cutting-edge compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic!