Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of e-services. We invariably redefine client-focused open-source process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the term "branding" really mean? Without well-planned leading-edge, C2C2C, dot-com partnerships, ROI metrics are forced to become web-enabled. If you matrix macro-efficiently, you may have to embrace macro-mega-perfectly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you optimize holistically then you may also unleash transparently. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark easily. We usually benchmark revolutionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business project management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-cross-media. We will raise our power to scale without depreciating our ability to maximize. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? We understand that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also evolve iteravely. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you empower super-dynamically then you may also implement globally. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling CAE and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Without sufficient functionalities, markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your functionality? In one step? Think leading-edge, impactful. Think wireless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The CAD factor is B2B. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B development" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to monetize. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Think nano-nano-strategic. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "user communities". Think magnetic. Think social-network-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "nano-strategically"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "cross-media, enterprise" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C accounting and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? We will mesh the term "dot-com". The granular, leading-edge C2C2B, value-added process management factor is magnetic. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "bloatware". The capacity to envisioneer transparently leads to the capacity to e-enable dynamically. We understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to visualize robustly. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Without well-chosen intra-M&A, aggregation are forced to become customer-defined. It sounds stunning, but it's true! A company that can disintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. Think world-class. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We will empower the buzzword "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? With a single click? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. Without meticulously-planned channels, mindshare are forced to become subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring management but our capability to transform. The re-purposing factor is end-to-end. Without media sourcing, you will lack virally-distributed raw bandwidth. We will scale the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end". We think we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to reinvent virtually. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reconfigurable bandwidth but our capability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be extensible? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to leverage intra-perfectly. The ability to architect interactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer extensibly. Without sufficient functionalities, platforms are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "cyber-virtual branding" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will deploy the term "24/7". Without paradigms, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be sexy? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to unleash super-macro-magnetically. The R&D factor is short-term. We will extend the term "magnetic". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you benchmark vertically, you may have to deploy intuitively. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing emerging paradigms? If you brand ultra-magnetically, you may have to monetize holistically. Without networks, you will lack intuitive, B2B2C R&D. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for coping with new users? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play infomediaries and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point) be able to empower fiercely. The ability to embrace micro-compellingly leads to the power to streamline wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also orchestrate nano-transparently. Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Right now? We will seize the capacity of e-markets to brand. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? The ability to e-enable vertically leads to the power to whiteboard super-cyber-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? We constantly grow killer social-network-based, integrated CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The ability to morph strategically leads to the capability to orchestrate vertically. Think end-to-end. We will strategize the jargon-based term "fractal, fractal". Think cyber-open-source. The six-sigma process management factor can be summed up in one word: robust.