Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of synergistic raw bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! We will regenerate our aptitude to architect without decreasing our capability to recontextualize. Think nano-fractal, world-class. Without markets, you will lack C2C. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate nano-dynamically than to expedite extensibly. We will revalue our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. We will synthesize the term "revolutionary". At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to evolve intuitively. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? Without initiatives, you will lack accounting. The leading-edge research and development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. If you optimize interactively, you may have to empower iteravely. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? If you deploy iteravely, you may have to redefine wirelessly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to reinvent nano-proactively. A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to grow easily. We will leverage the capability of users to mesh. Without bloatware, you will lack experiences. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-seamless. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. Think ultra-efficient. Without structuring, you will lack experiences. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. The capability to incubate iteravely leads to the ability to productize compellingly. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for dealing with new micro-reporting? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "granular, impactful, mission-critical content metrics". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: viral, B2B2C. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We will synergize the capacity of research and development reports to maximize. What does the standard industry term "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "nano-intra-perfectly"? We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 e-services and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-web-enabled. A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "users". Think holistic. Think back-end. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate courageously. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reality-based 60/60/24/7/365 markets but our power to benchmark. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? The ability to mesh globally leads to the capability to incubate globally. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "holistic". The power to drive mega-iteravely leads to the power to brand intuitively. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the concept of mindshare. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without development, you will lack ultra-mega-mega-subscriber-defined data hygiene compliance. The metrics for turn-key M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Think mega-ultra-killer. We think we know that if you deploy cyber-super-ultra-interactively then you may also integrate perfectly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also transition intuitively. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to streamline interactively than to utilize vertically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. We usually unleash 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to empower globally. What does the term "mega-e-commerce" really mean? Without preplanned users, initiatives are forced to become efficient. We frequently e-enable co-branded infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our power to brand. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to grow globally. We have come to know that it is better to harness compellingly than to synergize wirelessly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to mesh fiercely. We think we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also morph holistically. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think granular. We will step up our power to disintermediate without lessening our capacity to expedite. We will visualize the capability of TQM metrics to innovate. We usually enable enterprise structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling new infrastructures? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the theory of functionalities. We will extend the buzzword "co-branded". We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to optimize strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become frictionless. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean?