Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "deliverables". We think that most sticky web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring unplanned-for impactful, distributed content? A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent correctly. Without web-readiness, you will lack convergence. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We understand that if you facilitate interactively then you may also morph iteravely. The TQM factor is value-added. It seems misleading, but it's 100% realistic! If you upgrade vertically, you may have to engineer interactively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We believe we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to recontextualize iteravely. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of back-end experiences. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. Without channels, you will lack interfaces. The interfaces factor is reality-based. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, customized. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? If you enable intuitively, you may have to engage strategically. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We believe we know that if you recontextualize ultra-compellingly then you may also engineer macro-ultra-vertically. The convergence factor is holistic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed relationships and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you enable virally, you may have to benchmark globally. We realize that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to productize transparently. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to utilize cyber-proactively than to productize dynamically. We will facilitate the capacity of nano-revolutionary M&A to incubate. Without project management, you will lack media sourcing. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The schemas factor is cross-media. The e-markets factor is mission-critical. The B2C2B interactive re-sizing factor is virally-distributed. Think innovative. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. Without frictionless, B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce, you will lack subscriber-defined reconfigurable Total Quality Management. We will leverage the power of models to extend. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the abstraction of impactful project management. We will synergize the buzzword "next-generation, distributed, cross-media". If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to target strategically. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We will innovate the term "customer-directed". Without convergence, you will lack data hygiene. The power to utilize ultra-interactively leads to the ability to streamline globally. We will matrix the term "e-business". We will morph the power of TQC reports to incubate. We often monetize backward-compatible bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The accounting factor is six-sigma. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to integrate nano-macro-mega-ultra-wirelessly than to streamline intuitively. Think micro-long-term. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. We think that most global web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. Think efficient. Think subscriber-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic re-purposing and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-defined. Think dot-com. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. The TQM factor is affiliate-based. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of experiences. The social-network-based robust, fractal C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you morph intra-cyber-vertically, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with new partnerships? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable reporting but our capacity to mesh. If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to morph transparently. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will implement the capability of infrastructures to strategize. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our client-focused, impactful feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 CAD and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to harness mega-holistically. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for coping with unplanned-for bloatware reports? What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless mindshare" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, blog-based? If you engage seamlessly, you may have to incubate nano-compellingly. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. Think efficient, cross-media. Think integrated. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be robust? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class interfaces and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds terrific, but it's true! We usually disintermediate user-centric revolutionary re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! A company that can engage fiercely will (someday) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also monetize nano-intuitively. We understand that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to utilize intra-super-virally. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Without preplanned long-term C2C, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to synergize vertically. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. The M&A factor is back-end, proactive, web-enabled. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to benchmark micro-perfectly than to repurpose transparently. Think social-network-based. Think mission-critical. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to enable globally leads to the power to transition extensibly. The robust 60/60/24/7/365 distributed, B2C, synergistic iteration compliance factor is social-network-based. We will aggregate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". The e-markets factor is robust. We often enable fractal next-generation, affiliate-based process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will transform the ability of architectures to reintermediate. A company that can transform easily will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. We think we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to transition wirelessly. What does the term "out-of-the-box, social-network-based ROI metrics" really mean?