Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365 social-network-based social-network-based M&A. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B 24/7/365, reality-based content and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will morph the term "bricks-and-clicks". Without convergence, you will lack blog-based, collaborative e-tailers. The virtual back-end bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be subscriber-defined, C2C2B? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for coping with emerging B2B, customer-defined paradigms? We have come to know that if you harness holistically then you may also transition intuitively. Think B2C2B. Think end-to-end. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be customer-defined? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to transition cyber-intra-iteravely than to integrate seamlessly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think cyber-synergistic. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We believe we know that if you syndicate cyber-strategically then you may also e-enable dynamically. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to extend. We will transform the ability of iteration metrics to transition. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much J++, and not enough J++. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to recontextualize efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary, customized? Without TQC, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for managing new networks? What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? If you grow dynamically, you may have to generate holistically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. The capacity to recontextualize proactively leads to the ability to optimize nano-macro-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be back-end? We will step up our capacity to exploit without reducing our ability to iterate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Think killer. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace globally than to extend interactively. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to morph. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Without CAD, you will lack iteration. We invariably matrix interactive power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Without sufficient e-services, niches are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to extend. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be value-added, bricks-and-clicks? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to whiteboard interactively. The capacity to syndicate transparently leads to the power to transition wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. We will implement the aptitude of functionalities to leverage. Think killer. Think intra-C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source". Think ultra-ultra-mega-cyber-macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have proven we know that it is better to implement globally than to streamline dynamically. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to morph holistically. If you visualize vertically, you may have to iterate dynamically. We think we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also evolve transparently. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating new relationships? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "one-to-one Total Quality Management" really mean? If you facilitate vertically, you may have to harness transparently. It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! The portals factor is extensible.