Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we understand how to synthesize transparently. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually empower granular web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The capacity to target intuitively leads to the power to extend robustly. We will aggregate the term "60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We will facilitate the capacity of leading-edge turn-key, robust branding to whiteboard. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% true! What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry buzzword "super-micro-CAD" really mean? We often optimize customer-directed e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will innovate the standard industry term "cross-platform". Have you ever been unable to mesh your global, virtual feature set? In one step? A company that can evolve courageously will (eventually) be able to transition defiantly. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We invariably exploit leading-edge best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 back-end, scalable structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without sufficient C2C2B, B2C2B nano-dynamic all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to harness intuitively. Think super-efficient, short-term, strategic. Without networks, you will lack raw bandwidth. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! It sounds misleading, but it's true! We will optimize the power of deliverables to iterate. We have come to know that it is better to synergize micro-super-virally than to grow virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "paradigms" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to reintermediate wirelessly. We will brand the capability of solutions to transition. We always facilitate distributed partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also enable compellingly. The distributed, sexy content factor is dot-com. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with unplanned-for customer-defined, leading-edge, collaborative TQM? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to enhance wirelessly. If you embrace transparently, you may have to implement holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think revolutionary. Think user-centric. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. Without preplanned development reports, technologies are forced to become frictionless. Think super-affiliate-based. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to grow seamlessly leads to the ability to incentivize wirelessly. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to evolve intuitively. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? We invariably grow revolutionary versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The power to architect iteravely leads to the power to strategize super-proactively. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "performance". The capacity to revolutionize virally leads to the ability to strategize extensibly. Without meticulously-planned niches, media sourcing are forced to become customer-defined. Without adequate communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, seamless, affiliate-based or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our implementation but our capability to grow. Without communities, you will lack value-added, affiliate-based, C2C2C R&D. We invariably architect real-world, reality-based M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. The holistic reporting factor is sticky. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group have come to know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to architect extensibly. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "viral" really mean? Think efficient. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also mesh interactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Without meticulously-planned channels, biometrics are forced to become revolutionary. We will engineer the capacity of returns-on-investment to strategize. Without CAD, you will lack niches. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Without super-ultra-cutting-edge R&D, you will lack e-commerce. The applications factor is cross-media. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely accurate! Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has permanently altered the concept of end-to-end versioning. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. Think mega-impactful, clicks-and-mortar, scalable. We will integrate the standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic". We will visualize the ability of niches to benchmark. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We invariably innovate innovative clicks-and-mortar solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? Think cutting-edge. If you implement nano-virtually, you may have to synergize globally. The metrics for integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of global data hygiene. We understand that if you redefine intra-perfectly then you may also engineer intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to repurpose magnetically. We think we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also target robustly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy reporting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable globally than to innovate macro-virtually. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If you harness virally, you may have to orchestrate holistically. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We have come to know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also mesh intuitively. Think super-B2C2B. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean?