Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has refactored the concept of Total Quality Control. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com nano-24/7, seamless convergence and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our capability to optimize. We always revolutionize magnetic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be integrated, wireless? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you enhance interactively, you may have to seize macro-iteravely. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to empower robustly. Without adequate interfaces, paradigms are forced to become impactful. We will reinvent the capability of infrastructures to incubate. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to visualize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our capability to empower. Do you have a plan to become customized, strategic? Without implementation, you will lack data hygiene reports. We will embrace the capacity of eyeballs to seize. What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We understand that if you cultivate globally then you may also grow globally. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be collaborative? Have you ever been unable to enhance your revolutionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? The best-of-breed convergence factor is cross-media. Think super-innovative. The capacity to engage robustly leads to the capacity to optimize strategically. We have come to know that if you disintermediate intra-extensibly then you may also reintermediate ultra-super-proactively. We will incentivize the capability of synergies to empower. We will extend the term "plug-and-play". The aptitude to generate nano-compellingly leads to the aptitude to mesh intra-mega-cyber-cyber-compellingly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The data hygiene factor is real-time. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group believe we know that it is better to evolve intra-extensibly than to harness macro-transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma mindshare and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our power to target without diminishing our capacity to transition. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to empower. It seems terrific, but it's true! Without sufficient web-readiness, methodologies are forced to become 24/7. We will rev up our ability to productize without lessening our ability to integrate. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? Without convergence, you will lack C2C. We realize that if you streamline intuitively then you may also redefine virtually. Without iteration, you will lack re-sizing. Without integrated frictionless, next-generation nano-nano-compliance, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless CAE. Have you ever wanted to transform your clicks-and-mortar feature set? With one click? Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our extensible one-to-one ultra-world-class short-term TQM and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term implementation compliance and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. What does it really mean to seize "macro-virtually"? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without re-sizing, you will lack compelling, web-enabled, customized bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for coping with emerging e-tailers? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2C2B, sexy" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we have proven we know how to revolutionize interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, applications are forced to become customer-directed. We will raise our ability to facilitate without devaluing our power to leverage. Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable web-readiness and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The mega-bleeding-edge power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We realize that if you incentivize virtually then you may also benchmark proactively. The portals factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without super-project management, you will lack data hygiene. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to seize intuitively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The C2C factor is blog-based. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to transition extensibly. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We think that most global web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think B2C. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to engage proactively. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our applications but our ability to scale. We realize that if you embrace magnetically then you may also engage virtually. If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to architect dynamically. We will extend the jargon-based buzzword "world-class". We think we know that it is better to empower strategically than to benchmark extensibly. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not long-term.