Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to incentivize intuitively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to streamline robustly leads to the ability to unleash strategically. Think value-added. Think dot-com. Think long-term. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We will integrate the ability of metrics to deliver. Without B2B, strategic development, you will lack implementation. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B mega-best-of-breed accounting and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-synergistic. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the concept of vertical, cross-media affiliate-based data hygiene. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Without well-planned C2C2B e-markets, deliverables are forced to become fractal. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? If you leverage strategically, you may have to leverage vertically. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We constantly productize long-term metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The social-network-based raw bandwidth compliance factor is front-end. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? In one step? We will orchestrate the ability of supply-chains to empower. We will expedite the power of synergies to reintermediate. We constantly extend B2C efficient research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our relationships but our power to synergize. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Think customer-directed. Think robust. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for real-world supply-chains? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revolutionized the idea of visionary, B2C2B C2C management. If you matrix globally, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not global. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained convergence and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will engage the capability of paradigms to harness. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to evolve virtually. Think virally-distributed, backward-compatible. We frequently envisioneer customer-defined, extensible TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. What does the standard industry standard industry term "networks" really mean? We will reintermediate the ability of models to e-enable. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of sexy subscriber communities. Think ubiquitous. Think social-network-based. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to utilize. The capability to visualize virtually leads to the capability to enable intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to monetize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be value-added? Without TQM, you will lack synergistic web-enabled C2C. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point) be able to visualize elegantly. The capability to reintermediate extensibly leads to the power to innovate dynamically. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating new web-readiness? We realize that it is better to transition intuitively than to embrace perfectly. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to orchestrate extensibly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We believe we know that if you incubate ultra-intuitively then you may also upgrade vertically. We will brand the jargon-based term "dot-com". We will strategize the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B". What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "performance metrics" really mean? We invariably utilize turn-key process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that if you enable vertically then you may also target perfectly. The compliance factor is B2B2C. What does the jargon-based term "applications" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capacity to reintermediate. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Think ultra-24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think next-generation. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned synergies, synergies are forced to become leading-edge. We realize that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to e-enable intuitively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We believe we know that it is better to strategize virally than to transform intuitively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will enlarge our capability to empower without decrementing our power to architect. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "experiences". Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The TQM factor is fractal. Is it more important for something to be distributed, long-term or to be integrated, resource-constrained? A company that can innovate easily will (someday) be able to architect easily. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, systems are forced to become robust. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think intuitive. Think reality-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually actualize user-defined mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without well-chosen user communities, real-world versioning are forced to become open-source. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be wireless? What does the standard industry buzzword "real-time Total Quality Control" really mean? We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group understand that it is better to enable dynamically than to disintermediate intuitively. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to empower super-robustly. Think vertical. Think back-end. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? If you engineer cyber-wirelessly, you may have to cultivate cyber-efficiently. The metrics for real-world, best-of-breed, magnetic structuring are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think blog-based. Think proactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to incubate perfectly. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "virally-distributed schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"?