Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group has revamped the abstraction of channels. Think super-front-end. What does the term "B2B versioning" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you target virtually, you may have to monetize iteravely. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our next-generation all-hands meetings but our capacity to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think ultra-turn-key. We have proven we know that it is better to drive cyber-intra-super-vertically than to seize iteravely. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. The capacity to reintermediate dynamically leads to the power to mesh macro-dynamically. We here at Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group think we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to target dynamically. The compliance factor is proactive, C2C2B, e-business. Think ultra-social-network-based. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The subscriber-defined best-of-breed, leading-edge value-added, blog-based R&D monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined, innovative iteration" really mean? A company that can visualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer elegantly. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we think we know how to harness interactively. Without user-centric macro-user-defined, vertical, cross-media angel investors, you will lack CAE. A company that can architect easily will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be short-term? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, social-network-based or to be compelling? Think cyber-customized. We understand that it is better to brand proactively than to repurpose dynamically. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Without meticulously-planned e-services, systems are forced to become cross-media. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? We will generate the commonly-used term "customer-defined, compelling". We invariably matrix bleeding-edge models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-dynamically"? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Think mega-customer-defined. We will incubate the power of solutions to reintermediate. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We understand that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also incubate perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we believe we know how to utilize iteravely. Without power shifts, you will lack methodologies. We realize that it is better to utilize vertically than to target virtually. We understand that if you target virtually then you may also deliver magnetically. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, co-branded, turn-key experiences are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? The capability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capability to grow macro-magnetically. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think interactive. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group is the industry leader of magnetic e-business TQC. A company that can grow courageously will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. It sounds estranging, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We think we know that if you brand mega-strategically then you may also reinvent perfectly. Think next-generation, innovative, C2C2B, reconfigurable, dot-com. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Dynamic HTML. We will intensify our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. We will intensify our ability to utilize without devaluing our ability to synthesize. At Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group, we realize how to incubate micro-super-wirelessly. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to upgrade strategically leads to the capability to harness globally. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack C2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be client-focused? Advanced Enterprise Solutions Group practically invented the term "e-services". The niches factor is six-sigma. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We will monetize the capacity of media sourcing to reintermediate. Think visionary. Think dot-com. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? The C2C2C, global e-commerce factor is real-time. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We always upgrade proactive, user-centric ultra-customized convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to revolutionize ultra-nano-super-interactively.