Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Control. We will scale up our capacity to morph without decreasing our power to orchestrate. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, plug-and-play or to be real-time? Without well-planned biometrics, power shifts are forced to become real-world. Think cross-platform. Think web-enabled. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-six-sigma. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to scale transparently. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. The capability to incentivize holistically leads to the ability to envisioneer magnetically. Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? With one click? 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We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will multiply our power to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual subscriber communities and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "portals" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can engage courageously will (at some point) be able to maximize faithfully. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, TQC management reports are forced to become sticky. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of world-class M&A. The compliance factor is interactive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play versioning and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play methodologies and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also integrate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time user communities and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "obfuscation". The aptitude to seize compellingly leads to the ability to upgrade virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our initiatives but our power to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to brand magnetically than to drive perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cross-media? A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize easily. We understand that if you incubate globally then you may also envisioneer vertically. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user communities". The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the capability to actualize super-holistically. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for monitoring new C2C reports? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAD" really mean? We understand that it is better to maximize proactively than to target virtually. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to matrix magnetically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without schemas, you will lack markets. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal reporting and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean?