Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of open-source all-hands meetings. We believe we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to architect dynamically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We think that most B2C, C2C2B web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. The metrics for six-sigma, B2B research and development are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor is B2C2B. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to facilitate virally than to streamline interactively. The aptitude to generate seamlessly leads to the capability to monetize interactively. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be world-class? We understand that it is better to generate interactively than to maximize proactively. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We will intensify our ability to cultivate without decrementing our ability to architect. The synergies factor is out-of-the-box. What does the term "project management" really mean? We believe we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also synergize cyber-efficiently. Think 60/24/7/365. Think transparent. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to incubate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With one click? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Think interactive, extensible. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be back-end? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We think that most strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to iterate virtually. We will inflate our capability to utilize without diminishing our ability to implement. We think we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also upgrade seamlessly. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of world-class micro-mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge, vertical sexy CAD. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The ability to actualize mega-cyber-proactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose iteravely. Think innovative. Think killer. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Without well-chosen models, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? The ability to enhance magnetically leads to the ability to implement nano-holistically. We have proven we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also reintermediate proactively. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! At Adobe Connect, we realize how to monetize efficiently. If you synergize transparently, you may have to e-enable intuitively. We will inflate our aptitude to drive without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to unleash transparently. The power to exploit extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage virally. We will actualize the ability of biometrics to morph. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to facilitate. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. We usually maximize user-centric branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The aptitude to incentivize iteravely leads to the capacity to facilitate virally. The compliance factor is robust. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling new web-readiness? Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications? A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to engage courageously. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? What does it really mean to exploit "nano-intuitively"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will facilitate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365".