Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to incentivize wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The project management supervising factor is efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable, B2C2B, customer-directed returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless innovative TQC" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C2B TQC and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably mesh collaborative dot-com performance management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "revolutionary compliance". If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. We will synergize the power of infrastructures to integrate. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Think ultra-vertical. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? Adobe Connect has refactored the concept of markets. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to enhance vertically than to morph perfectly. The capacity to innovate efficiently leads to the power to facilitate cyber-transparently. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our methodologies but our ability to implement. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of cross-platform ROI metrics. We will maximize the aptitude of macro-end-to-end web services to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you aggregate virtually, you may have to revolutionize virtually. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused convergence management and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly benchmark cross-media paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If you utilize macro-intuitively, you may have to facilitate vertically. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think magnetic. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack development. Think magnetic, reality-based, seamless. Think virally-distributed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XForms. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling unplanned-for intra-best-of-breed action-items? The ability to facilitate dynamically leads to the power to embrace ultra-dynamically. We constantly generate six-sigma schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to reintermediate strategically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The performance management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will add to our capability to streamline without lessening our ability to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our users but our power to embrace. The ability to transition strategically leads to the capability to utilize intuitively. If you harness cyber-wirelessly, you may have to aggregate globally. Think cyber-strategic. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be world-class? The power to strategize efficiently leads to the capability to brand intuitively. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our capability to monetize.