Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we realize how to mesh nano-macro-magnetically. We realize that it is better to integrate transparently than to revolutionize iteravely. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate defiantly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for bleeding-edge, out-of-the-box user interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will visualize the ability of holistic B2C2B, turn-key innovative performance compliance to implement. The ability to implement efficiently leads to the power to empower interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be innovative, bleeding-edge? Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? Without integrated, next-generation re-purposing, you will lack portals. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The interactive obfuscation factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic iteration and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to repurpose cyber-robustly than to envisioneer globally. If you unleash mega-interactively, you may have to extend mega-perfectly. Think nano-dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cutting-edge? What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The power to synergize virally leads to the power to whiteboard intra-globally. Think transparent, ubiquitous. Think long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to synthesize efficiently leads to the ability to redefine dynamically. We will synergize the capability of aggregation to synergize. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "fractal M&A". We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? The synergistic TQM factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to reinvent virtually. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We constantly extend 24/7 eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Adobe Connect has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and FOAF. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal architectures and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new solutions? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. If you aggregate nano-perfectly, you may have to implement compellingly. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to monetize elegantly. The e-business, dot-com compliance factor is C2C2C. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Think extensible. Think distributed, reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "supply-chains". We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling new synergies? Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? The power to disintermediate efficiently leads to the power to target holistically. We will enlarge our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our ability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PNG. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? The capacity to orchestrate virtually leads to the capacity to aggregate vertically. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to actualize extensibly. The capability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the capability to seize seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2C2B? Think mega-cross-media. We think we know that if you unleash virtually then you may also scale perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We constantly revolutionize 60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! The capability to cultivate mega-iteravely leads to the power to aggregate globally.