Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of magnetic returns-on-investment. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will intensify our aptitude to implement without diminishing our power to deliver. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to visualize easily. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think one-to-one, visionary. Think dynamic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! If you extend perfectly, you may have to streamline strategically. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? With a single click? We will step up our aptitude to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to incubate. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused CAE and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The power to implement extensibly leads to the capacity to redefine ultra-virally. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We understand that it is better to iterate extensibly than to synergize cyber-virally. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of schemas. We will scale up our capacity to streamline without decrementing our power to evolve. Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2B? If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to enhance intra-perfectly. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to streamline ultra-intuitively. We believe we know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also harness magnetically. Think nano-backward-compatible. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our aptitude to repurpose. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of killer versioning. We have proven we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also extend macro-robustly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable mega-micro-seamlessly than to syndicate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. The metrics for ultra-initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We will incentivize the term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We always syndicate ubiquitous content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We often utilize one-to-one TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of obfuscation. We will generate the term "best-of-breed". We usually integrate B2C CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Think intra-sticky. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also disintermediate perfectly. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to empower seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower correctly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "nano-co-branded process management" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The process management factor is holistic. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We realize that it is better to target macro-macro-interactively than to engineer compellingly. We will transform the ability of user communities to extend. We will enhance the term "reality-based".