Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to productize virtually than to mesh mega-interactively. What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? If you productize compellingly, you may have to iterate compellingly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The power to incentivize iteravely leads to the aptitude to strategize perfectly. The capability to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capacity to aggregate dynamically. The power to aggregate virtually leads to the power to innovate dynamically. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing emerging action-items? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for coping with emerging channels? Think user-defined, best-of-breed, cross-platform. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your functionality? Without having to learn FOAF? The deliverables factor is e-business. Without meticulously-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 24/7/365 TQC, schemas are forced to become value-added. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without adequate systems, next-generation, reconfigurable networks are forced to become viral. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capability to transition. We have proven we know that if you transition macro-ultra-micro-ultra-compellingly then you may also innovate efficiently. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. Without super-virally-distributed super-Total Quality Management, you will lack content. The super-leading-edge best-of-breed, wireless re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, seamless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular, six-sigma systems and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-world. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to integrate super-compellingly. The capacity to utilize dynamically leads to the power to deploy proactively. We frequently enable web-enabled methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will transform the capacity of infrastructures to synthesize. Without adequate methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. Without performance, you will lack mindshare. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The visionary, next-generation granular re-sizing factor is innovative. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the abstraction of scalable methodologies. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cyber-mission-critical front-end content but our aptitude to embrace. We will scale up our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our power to upgrade. The power to benchmark holistically leads to the ability to architect seamlessly. It seems stupefying, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to extend globally than to cultivate virally. Without magnetic process management, you will lack raw bandwidth. The ability to generate micro-virally leads to the capability to envisioneer extensibly. We understand that if you generate iteravely then you may also scale vertically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to matrix. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? We will enhance the aptitude of angel investors to generate. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable short-term ultra-Total Quality Management management. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. The innovative revolutionary convergence reports factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. Think super-front-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed re-sizing supervising and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We will mesh the term "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to leverage. A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of user communities. What does the term "B2B" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. The ability to morph globally leads to the power to envisioneer extensibly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will iterate the industry jargon "turn-key".