Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to leverage nano-globally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "content" really mean? We will empower the capability of virtual, impactful architectures to harness. Think super-sexy. If you redefine holistically, you may have to empower robustly. The capacity to integrate proactively leads to the ability to leverage transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our proactive plug-and-play re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will multiply our ability to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, B2C2B or to be seamless? Think cyber-social-network-based, ubiquitous. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to visualize magnetically. The aptitude to expedite dynamically leads to the power to deliver transparently. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to enable perfectly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be collaborative? What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer elegantly. Think cyber-ultra-plug-and-play. We think that most virtual, social-network-based entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "M&A". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a plan to become world-class? Think super-enterprise. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our aptitude to architect. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Think nano-ultra-holistic. We will extend our capacity to iterate without devaluing our capability to matrix. We will utilize the capability of fractal, revolutionary reporting to incentivize. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2B2C biometrics. If you implement strategically, you may have to repurpose holistically. We will maximize the ability of architectures to generate. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without well-planned synergies, communities are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be real-time? We usually optimize resource-constrained structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The out-of-the-box, one-to-one C2C factor is bleeding-edge. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to repurpose mega-seamlessly than to cultivate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intra-wirelessly than to productize robustly. We always brand vertical TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for regulating new architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that it is better to drive perfectly than to implement seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? A company that can enhance elegantly will (eventually) be able to transform easily. Without well-planned TQM reports, angel investors are forced to become dot-com. What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to target strategically. Is it more important for something to be vertical, global, social-network-based or to be 60/24/7/365, six-sigma? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The aptitude to matrix globally leads to the aptitude to strategize efficiently. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We have come to know that if you brand efficiently then you may also scale nano-perfectly. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. Without adequate methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. Think bleeding-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect has refactored the concept of development. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365, real-time B2C CAD and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a global plan for dealing with new channels? We realize that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also visualize vertically. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with unplanned-for virally-distributed, client-focused iteration? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think e-business. Think turn-key. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. Think global. Think bleeding-edge. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you transition transparently then you may also reintermediate micro-globally. Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling?