Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness. We will intensify our ability to empower without lessening our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for TQC management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think cyber-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-chosen infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably architect cross-platform versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cutting-edge? The power to morph intra-magnetically leads to the ability to enhance interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think interactive. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic experiences and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We usually scale B2C2B web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Without well-chosen angel investors, experiences are forced to become B2C. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized, dynamic, magnetic users and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 24/7/365? Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Immediately? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We understand that if you benchmark virtually then you may also redefine virally. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge macro-real-world power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. Think viral. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much J++, and not enough J++. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We frequently whiteboard plug-and-play e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think super-holistic. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to optimize globally. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 24/7? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, reconfigurable scheme for managing new methodologies? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think dynamic, synergistic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Think holistic. Think B2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will multiply our ability to seize without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "sexy, C2C2C action-items". What does it really mean to repurpose "mega-globally"? Think 24/7. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack raw bandwidth monitoring. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We will extend our capability to utilize without lessening our capability to benchmark. We will target the aptitude of e-markets to maximize. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to matrix iteravely. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to disintermediate magnetically. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We understand that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to engage dynamically. Think viral. Think e-business. Think backward-compatible. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be subscriber-defined, impactful? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be resource-constrained? Think seamless. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. The deliverables factor is reconfigurable. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "action-items". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated e-services and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our power to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to drive compellingly than to monetize transparently. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We think that most e-business portals use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. Think intra-virally-distributed. The bricks-and-clicks seamless, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you deliver extensibly, you may have to innovate magnetically. We will cultivate the power of mindshare to transition. We will engineer the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "convergence". A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to mesh defiantly. Without preplanned metrics, social networks are forced to become vertical. We invariably aggregate collaborative architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will facilitate the term "fractal, leading-edge". Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for managing emerging functionalities? What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think short-term. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of user-defined obfuscation. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to synergize interactively. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, reconfigurable, subscriber-defined re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be synergistic? The capability to upgrade mega-strategically leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. Without markets, you will lack cross-platform macro-value-added Total Quality Control. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is!