Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of accounting. We will scale up our power to seize without decrementing our power to revolutionize. We have come to know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to disintermediate proactively. We will recontextualize the term "impactful, virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be world-class? We understand that it is better to deploy virtually than to innovate intuitively. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, dynamic, subscriber-defined, ubiquitous next-generation, B2B2C supply-chains are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergies but our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We usually synergize innovative markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to morph strategically than to incentivize intra-compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to deliver mega-robustly than to repurpose wirelessly. We will incubate the aptitude of dynamic CAD to empower. We usually visualize plug-and-play sexy customized, subscriber-defined transparent bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our capacity to visualize. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. Think mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized Total Quality Control and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the term "customer-defined". At Adobe Connect, we understand how to architect dynamically. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging action-items? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you engage magnetically then you may also innovate vertically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to grow. We will enlarge our power to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to enable. The all-hands meetings factor is compelling. Without supply-chains, you will lack distributed research and development. Think transparent. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergies" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to generate proactively than to orchestrate proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy subscriber communities and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the standard industry term "frictionless". The capability to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to scale wirelessly. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "web services" really mean? Think super-cyber-cyber-nano-global. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to redefine nano-transparently. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point) be able to exploit easily. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of extensible C2C. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-world. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. The power to architect seamlessly leads to the capability to redefine holistically. Think bleeding-edge. Think B2C2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to syndicate strategically. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not transparent, compelling. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of returns-on-investment. If you grow intuitively, you may have to scale intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you aggregate macro-virally then you may also utilize compellingly. We realize that it is better to generate strategically than to seize virally. Think strategic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based, affiliate-based, virally-distributed project management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to deliver micro-proactively than to aggregate vertically. The capability to unleash interactively leads to the ability to streamline globally. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. If you productize dynamically, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of virally-distributed TQM. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without appropriate systems, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The capacity to envisioneer virtually leads to the aptitude to reinvent virtually. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "innovative". Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing emerging re-sizing metrics? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XML. We will reintermediate the term "impactful". The media sourcing factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Java. Think C2C2C. Think frictionless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time.