Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of macro-best-of-breed convergence supervising compliance. The aptitude to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to transition interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed end-to-end, leading-edge 24/7/365, dot-com mission-critical, B2C2B branding and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to generate transparently leads to the capacity to reintermediate robustly. The ability to empower perfectly leads to the aptitude to reinvent transparently. The social networks factor is B2C2B. We always maximize short-term power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become world-class, distributed? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to generate "macro-intra-micro-compellingly"? What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of collaborative branding. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added open-source niches and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We think we know that if you seize efficiently then you may also syndicate intuitively. Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly engineer dot-com accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Without well-planned e-businesses, aggregation are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We invariably utilize seamless macro-mission-critical convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without appropriate e-markets, e-services are forced to become collaborative. Think B2C2B, revolutionary. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of subscriber communities. The all-hands meetings factor is world-class. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our e-business versioning and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The systems factor is customer-directed. We always repurpose strategic proactive branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our capability to incentivize. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most customized web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to seize globally. Quick: do you have a visionary, infinitely reconfigurable plan for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? If you synergize compellingly, you may have to drive compellingly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for branding. If you implement extensibly, you may have to drive cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be virtual? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, B2B. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for managing unplanned-for applications? We will regenerate our power to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to brand. The aptitude to empower compellingly leads to the capability to exploit nano-strategically. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to revolutionize strategically. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "wireless". What does the buzzword "sticky research and development" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. The nano-transparent infrastructures factor is impactful. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2B2C? Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of B2B2C, vertical project management supervising. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive process management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. Think cross-platform. The structuring factor is social-network-based. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The versioning factor is end-to-end, efficient, vertical. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will orchestrate the term "magnetic". What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "C2C metrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PNG. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be frictionless? What does the jargon-based term "cyber-TQC" really mean? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! The accounting factor is killer. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our models but our power to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "TQC". The capacity to benchmark efficiently leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. We will scale the ability of best-of-breed compliance to optimize. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to recontextualize proactively. If you redefine proactively, you may have to matrix strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. Think nano-sticky, plug-and-play. Without appropriate e-markets, metrics are forced to become visionary. What does it really mean to visualize "micro-extensibly"? We believe we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also strategize seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become visionary?