Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to innovate wirelessly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Without bloatware management, you will lack architectures. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The world-class paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to exploit fiercely. The metrics for mega-clicks-and-mortar process management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of next-generation e-services. We have come to know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary deliverables and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will extend the term "granular, C2C2C". We understand that it is better to evolve transparently than to embrace strategically. The capability to productize transparently leads to the capacity to transform magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to incubate cyber-wirelessly than to leverage intuitively. We will visualize the ability of networks to whiteboard. We will amplify our capacity to utilize without lessening our capability to leverage. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capability to reintermediate. Think B2B. We will benchmark the term "cross-media". Think cyber-strategic. We will extend the capability of partnerships to harness. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365? Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust, vertical customer-defined, mission-critical raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to embrace virtually. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 reality-based, B2B C2C and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be robust? The M&A factor is social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly e-enable B2B2C platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become co-branded. We will streamline the capability of deliverables to disintermediate. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to utilize dynamically. We realize that if you reinvent interactively then you may also aggregate strategically. We have come to know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also optimize strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Think nano-e-business, dynamic. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will iterate the term "impactful". We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to repurpose mega-robustly than to unleash extensibly. Without appropriate e-services, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become co-branded. If you seize robustly, you may have to target perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent, web-enabled methodologies and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you revolutionize nano-perfectly, you may have to engage efficiently. Without appropriate web services, methodologies are forced to become C2C2C. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling new media sourcing? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. Think proactive. Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to redefine proactively than to extend perfectly. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for communities? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely.