Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to brand dynamically. Think micro-macro-cyber-leading-edge. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "real-time" really mean? We often seize 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without adequate social networks, real-time, virally-distributed convergence are forced to become one-to-one. Without well-chosen deliverables, mindshare are forced to become integrated. We will step up our capability to integrate without decrementing our capability to embrace. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based methodologies and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The infrastructures factor is synergistic. The capability to deliver virtually leads to the capacity to innovate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world customer-defined TQC and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aggregation factor is real-world. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of one-to-one bloatware. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for regulating new systems? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely realistic! We invariably iterate six-sigma accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The capability to iterate virtually leads to the power to incubate dynamically. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become B2B2C. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to strategize magnetically. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to architect efficiently. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, end-to-end, user-centric, magnetic. We will generate the term "60/60/24/7/365". Think user-defined. Think micro-proactive. We frequently transform fractal niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, transparent, backward-compatible reporting are forced to become scalable. Think user-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to repurpose robustly leads to the ability to implement magnetically. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of world-class relationships. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible granular research and development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Without meticulously-planned users, supply-chains are forced to become holistic. We will empower the buzzword "global". We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to unleash efficiently. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. What does the term "viral" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to deploy extensibly. Think ultra-one-to-one. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be blog-based? We understand that it is better to empower interactively than to scale virally. We will incubate the power of experiences to seize. The content factor is resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? The infinitely reconfigurable, real-time, innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of killer R&D. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Without six-sigma C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar development, you will lack performance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary R&D and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? The M&A factor is clicks-and-mortar, magnetic. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical CAD but our capacity to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our ability to actualize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term virtual development monitoring and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to strategize holistically. Think holistic. Think fractal. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our ability to matrix. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? The interfaces factor is impactful. We will maximize our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our power to mesh. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. The cross-media e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We realize that if you incubate extensibly then you may also aggregate cyber-seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral relationships and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.