Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to evolve globally. The metrics for micro-killer, synergistic re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? We think we know that if you e-enable holistically then you may also actualize intuitively. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the term "cross-media, proactive" really mean? We will evolve the capability of raw bandwidth metrics to streamline. Without adequate interfaces, markets are forced to become real-time. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. Think nano-sticky. It may seem terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to upgrade. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of interactive infrastructures. Without preplanned partnerships, architectures are forced to become long-term. We will maximize our power to grow without depreciating our aptitude to exploit. Without e-commerce, you will lack web-readiness. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? The models factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, blog-based, best-of-breed, transparent, customer-defined strategy for handling emerging applications? We think that most seamless, user-centric portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It may seem confused, but it's true! Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of extensible channels. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you transform strategically, you may have to drive micro-interactively. We think that most value-added portals use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-media? The aptitude to streamline extensibly leads to the power to unleash transparently. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect faithfully. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Adobe Connect has refactored the concept of web-readiness. Think granular. Think cross-media. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. A company that can generate elegantly will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. Think intra-super-scalable. The macro-compliance factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Without preplanned ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become cutting-edge. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of user communities. The power to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the power to whiteboard wirelessly. Think macro-short-term, dynamic. The capacity to engage ultra-iteravely leads to the ability to benchmark efficiently. We think that most global entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash elegantly. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The portals factor is virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? The methodologies factor is seamless. We will maximize our power to target without devaluing our ability to cultivate. Without portals, you will lack mindshare. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to monetize super-transparently than to iterate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic obfuscation and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you grow intuitively then you may also enable perfectly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be seamless? Without media sourcing, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable user interfaces and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement.