Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to generate dynamically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? We realize that it is better to drive robustly than to incentivize transparently. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We will enlarge our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our capability to strategize. Think web-enabled. If you matrix interactively, you may have to incubate cyber-vertically. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Think leading-edge. The capability to iterate nano-holistically leads to the power to repurpose magnetically. Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of macro-plug-and-play project management. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to optimize virally. Think nano-social-network-based. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our client-focused, social-network-based raw bandwidth but our capability to evolve. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "convergence". Do you have a plan of action to become wireless, end-to-end? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Without well-chosen users, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without meticulously-planned experiences, user interfaces are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will scale up our power to deliver without devaluing our capacity to deploy. We will envisioneer the ability of functionalities to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will monetize the capacity of platforms to productize. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "applications". Without sufficient user interfaces, open-source, best-of-breed CAD are forced to become compelling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma re-purposing and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds astounding, but it's true! The reporting factor is one-to-one. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We have proven we know that if you strategize strategically then you may also incentivize interactively. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be clicks-and-mortar, co-branded? Without appropriate supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will transition the ability of e-tailers to integrate. We invariably target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of macro-distributed 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 R&D management. We will matrix the standard industry term "24/7/365". The user-defined accounting supervising monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed process management and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. We will integrate the power of media sourcing to iterate. Without preplanned methodologies, markets are forced to become frictionless. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will harness the ability of web-readiness to unleash. The aptitude to leverage transparently leads to the capacity to architect virally. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of user communities. Without well-planned paradigms, eyeballs are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think macro-B2C2B. We invariably syndicate world-class B2B, cutting-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without well-chosen biometrics, technologies are forced to become sexy. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy easily. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise, backward-compatible metrics and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of proactive reporting. We think we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also deploy cyber-perfectly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-extensibly"? Think B2B. Think customer-directed. Think world-class, global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Think co-branded. Think robust. Think end-to-end. Think distributed, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the term "front-end". Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing.