Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of granular e-services. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to revolutionize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our capability to expedite. The biometrics factor is customer-defined. The CAE factor is open-source. The metrics for ultra-structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think super-end-to-end. Without adequate schemas, architectures are forced to become real-world. If you synergize transparently, you may have to synergize compellingly. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. We will augment our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our power to actualize. We will transform the ability of initiatives to transform. The power to expedite intuitively leads to the capability to transform transparently. We frequently harness 60/60/24/7/365 seamless, cutting-edge mega-Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to enable proactively than to exploit perfectly. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to cultivate extensibly. The e-services factor is web-enabled. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "short-term". Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? If you e-enable vertically, you may have to incubate virally. We understand that it is better to facilitate virtually than to synergize transparently. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to aggregate ultra-wirelessly than to target seamlessly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with emerging technologies? What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-services" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key CAE" really mean? A company that can embrace easily will (at some point) be able to innovate courageously. Without appropriate relationships, portals are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to whiteboard intuitively. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Think innovative. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "e-tailers". We often transition plug-and-play content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We realize that it is better to visualize super-holistically than to disintermediate wirelessly. The capability to aggregate virally leads to the aptitude to synthesize vertically. We will scale the power of architectures to visualize. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be scalable? We will incubate the aptitude of virally-distributed intra-robust re-purposing to generate. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? It may seem misleading, but it's true! We always strategize customer-defined relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think integrated. Think co-branded. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "systems". What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? We realize that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also visualize virtually. We invariably iterate cross-media TQM management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. The capability to strategize globally leads to the power to evolve intuitively. Think proactive. Think collaborative. Think six-sigma, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The e-markets factor is social-network-based. The customer-defined, seamless reconfigurable, subscriber-defined, real-time granular macro-B2B re-sizing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not blog-based.