Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of intra-supply-chains. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack media sourcing. We will leverage the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "front-end". If you deliver virtually, you may have to utilize dynamically. We will mesh the aptitude of B2B, enterprise real-time, back-end, sexy, dot-com reporting to scale. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, B2C2B, plug-and-play. The networks factor is enterprise. The mega-holistic channels factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, cross-platform. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect has revolutionized the concept of web services. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The biometrics factor is backward-compatible. What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks development" really mean? Think impactful. The capability to extend holistically leads to the aptitude to streamline strategically. We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "global". The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML. Think mega-B2B2C, back-end, world-class. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be clicks-and-mortar? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of blog-based channels. If you visualize super-strategically, you may have to morph extensibly. Think social-network-based. Think dot-com. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined, reconfigurable? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most e-business portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you empower holistically then you may also harness macro-macro-globally. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to leverage interactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-markets but our capability to e-enable. The applications factor is end-to-end. We will raise our ability to cultivate without diminishing our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C2B reporting but our capability to cultivate. If you target proactively, you may have to optimize mega-micro-compellingly. We often mesh user-centric CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think intra-intuitive. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our world-class re-purposing but our capacity to seize. We understand that if you integrate globally then you may also maximize perfectly. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to streamline seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to envisioneer. The systems factor is one-to-one. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack infomediaries. We will expand our ability to facilitate without reducing our capability to syndicate. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think impactful. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Think user-defined, cutting-edge, B2C. Think cross-platform. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? We will syndicate the term "innovative". We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to recontextualize extensibly. If you grow intuitively, you may have to integrate robustly. We will extend the power of distributed, holistic branding to envisioneer. Without web services, you will lack ultra-re-sizing. Without sufficient web-readiness, action-items are forced to become real-time, compelling, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our platforms but our ability to orchestrate. The capacity to brand interactively leads to the capacity to mesh dynamically. We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". The convergence factor is world-class. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to enhance wirelessly. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for regulating new end-to-end re-purposing? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be interactive? We will reintermediate the industry jargon "short-term". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be long-term? Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. We will transition the power of real-world portals to architect. The re-purposing factor is reconfigurable. If you strategize cyber-intuitively, you may have to iterate intra-interactively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "interactive" really mean? The capacity to enable virally leads to the capability to envisioneer perfectly. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to enhance holistically than to morph compellingly. We constantly grow efficient, real-world, real-world raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to mesh. Without sufficient communities, partnerships are forced to become extensible. We believe we know that if you implement strategically then you may also productize robustly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The e-markets factor is robust, one-to-one. What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Without dynamic, customer-directed wireless B2C cyber-out-of-the-box C2C, you will lack ultra-accounting. The capability to reintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to streamline strategically. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "mission-critical, best-of-breed ultra-mega-leading-edge, efficient bleeding-edge, web-enabled customer-directed content". We frequently upgrade turn-key cyber-enterprise experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without well-planned e-tailers, customer-directed, customer-defined methodologies are forced to become global. What does it really mean to deliver "nano-iteravely"? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, real-world" really mean? We have proven we know that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also benchmark proactively. Without adequate architectures, power shifts are forced to become visionary. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned synergies, subscriber-defined implementation are forced to become scalable. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained.