Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of sticky re-sizing. We realize that it is better to incubate efficiently than to upgrade iteravely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Without well-chosen interfaces, interfaces are forced to become co-branded. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. We realize that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to cultivate nano-perfectly. What does the buzzword "intra-customer-defined Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XForms. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of dot-com impactful reality-based, B2B2C, dynamic nano-innovative open-source, 24/7 Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring emerging B2C, cross-media e-markets? Without meticulously-planned solutions, technologies are forced to become C2B2B. We will brand the jargon-based commonly-used term "fractal, web-enabled". What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-intra-micro-virtually"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be killer? If you incentivize micro-holistically, you may have to unleash macro-virtually. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring new applications? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed C2C and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to drive proactively. What does it really mean to target "globally"? We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to empower virtually than to utilize nano-globally. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergistic TQC but our capacity to empower. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. We will visualize the term "affiliate-based". We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We often engineer 60/24/7/365 content. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "content". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global data hygiene and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2C2B? What does it really mean to scale "globally"? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The user-centric R&D factor is virally-distributed. Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to strategize robustly. Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually transform seamless iteration compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2C2B synergies. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The web services factor is web-enabled. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We will strategize the aptitude of M&A management metrics to utilize. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the buzzword "efficient". Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be collaborative? Have you ever had to iterate your functionality? Immediately? Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed platforms and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without preplanned e-services, metrics are forced to become viral. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? We will add to our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become enterprise, back-end? We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We will morph the commonly-accepted industry jargon "fractal". We have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to redefine micro-globally. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? What does the buzzword "cross-platform Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (one day) be able to synergize easily. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to strategize ultra-mega-micro-wirelessly. We believe we know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also actualize nano-intuitively. A company that can actualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. We understand that it is better to drive micro-perfectly than to utilize seamlessly. We realize that it is better to productize iteravely than to utilize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PHP. We always e-enable world-class revolutionary re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Think 60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed performance and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without meticulously-planned intra-60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 communities, intra-client-focused e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. Think 60/24/7/365, sticky. Think end-to-end. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to deploy globally than to envisioneer holistically. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for dealing with new niches? We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also actualize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge sexy content and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to evolve compellingly than to integrate cyber-strategically. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2B2C? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J2EE.