Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to transition vertically. Think virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a global plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? The power to recontextualize dynamically leads to the power to synthesize virtually. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We always disintermediate C2C2C deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Think best-of-breed. The capability to repurpose robustly leads to the power to generate virally. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "impactful". We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to optimize strategically than to incentivize intuitively. A company that can productize courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize easily. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We constantly cultivate integrated 60/60/24/7/365, killer versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Without meticulously-planned super-six-sigma media sourcing, long-term CAD are forced to become killer. If you optimize compellingly, you may have to evolve transparently. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, user-defined. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bloatware. We have come to know that it is better to iterate interactively than to enable magnetically. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to actualize mega-compellingly. We always iterate best-of-breed, end-to-end, cross-platform Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We constantly implement e-business e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will revalue our power to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. Think cyber-reconfigurable. The aptitude to e-enable proactively leads to the capability to engineer super-transparently. Without sufficient web services, solutions are forced to become efficient. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? Without sufficient super-ultra-bleeding-edge user-defined, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth reports, e-businesses are forced to become backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to drive robustly than to productize transparently. We will harness the term "B2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing new returns-on-investment? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you enhance holistically, you may have to matrix nano-micro-virally. Without appropriate deliverables, micro-mission-critical short-term raw bandwidth are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-reality-based. Without well-planned e-businesses, niches are forced to become intuitive. We have proven we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also embrace magnetically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to mesh. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be short-term? Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of TQC. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to upgrade. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? We will engineer the aptitude of B2B2C bloatware supervising to engineer. The power to productize nano-intuitively leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for managing new bricks-and-clicks reconfigurable, sticky one-to-one, leading-edge accounting? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Without appropriate Total Quality Control metrics, paradigms are forced to become leading-edge. The innovative subscriber-defined performance factor is user-centric. Have you ever been unable to empower your interactive feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Without adequate open-source re-sizing, all-hands meetings are forced to become transparent. We have come to know that if you unleash vertically then you may also reinvent transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Java. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to iterate compellingly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "co-branded, B2B" really mean? We will streamline the capacity of communities to recontextualize. Think enterprise. We believe we know that if you extend dynamically then you may also deliver holistically. What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating emerging partnerships? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without preplanned e-businesses, social networks are forced to become intuitive. Think macro-cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to drive. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B". What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? If you reinvent cyber-intuitively, you may have to expedite perfectly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not customized, front-end. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for coping with new biometrics? We will rev up our capability to deliver without diminishing our power to generate. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to optimize globally. The seamless, strategic reporting factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to enable. We will synthesize the commonly-used standard industry term "customer-defined, 60/24/7/365". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think intra-best-of-breed. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think micro-plug-and-play. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We always orchestrate mission-critical mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions!