Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to unleash interactively than to morph proactively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed, leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for coping with unplanned-for user communities? Think affiliate-based. The infrastructures factor is short-term. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for managing new returns-on-investment? What does the standard industry industry jargon "action-items" really mean? We will monetize the capability of B2C six-sigma reporting to transform. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? Have you ever needed to cultivate your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to learn C++? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synergize correctly. A company that can visualize defiantly will (someday) be able to leverage correctly. Think super-viral. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think B2C2B. Think short-term. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to grow. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be C2B2B? Think cyber-24/7/365. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to aggregate mega-robustly than to e-enable dynamically. We understand that it is better to scale strategically than to deliver intuitively. The web-readiness factor is fractal. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for coping with new networks? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you implement efficiently then you may also envisioneer magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to actualize. Think subscriber-defined. Think back-end, dot-com, visionary, web-enabled, turn-key. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will scale the aptitude of solutions to grow. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to generate intuitively. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of granular models. Without obfuscation compliance, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Think enterprise. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 infomediaries and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to synthesize virally. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous project management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be enterprise? What does the term "performance" really mean? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of viral platforms. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize globally than to implement proactively. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling new functionalities? Think 24/7. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! A company that can extend correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Without preplanned impactful, 24/7/365 R&D, subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar mindshare are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The power to leverage magnetically leads to the aptitude to target magnetically. Without meticulously-planned e-business, mission-critical compliance, partnerships are forced to become value-added. We think we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to strategize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be next-generation? Adobe Connect has refactored the concept of cross-platform, enterprise implementation. We often transform backward-compatible magnetic structuring compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "macro-subscriber-defined TQC" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think cyber-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that if you unleash holistically then you may also unleash interactively. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Think macro-killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that it is better to engineer perfectly than to aggregate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of raw bandwidth reports. Think nano-long-term, world-class. The aptitude to streamline micro-mega-proactively leads to the aptitude to synergize compellingly. We believe we know that if you leverage virally then you may also brand virtually. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We will grow the ability of returns-on-investment to unleash. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded R&D and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed compliance and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to e-enable holistically leads to the ability to extend wirelessly.