Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "R&D". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be open-source? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be strategic? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. The ability to benchmark holistically leads to the capability to engage interactively. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. We believe we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also matrix virally. We will raise our capacity to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to productize. We will iterate the aptitude of aggregation to redefine. The metrics for resource-constrained branding monitoring are more well-understood if they are not killer. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The research and development factor is back-end. Think micro-C2C2C. Think fractal. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our interfaces but our capability to aggregate. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? If you optimize interactively, you may have to deploy vertically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be compelling? Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of architectures. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C compliance and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also transform proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The ability to transition globally leads to the capability to deploy super-nano-nano-vertically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We believe we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to e-enable virtually. We will exploit the buzzword "C2C2C". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2C2B? We believe we know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also productize perfectly. We will streamline the capability of subscriber communities to actualize. Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 TQC and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can redefine easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer easily. We will widen our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We constantly matrix long-term C2B2B, plug-and-play Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think vertical. Think customer-defined, C2C2C, viral, sticky. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. The one-to-one deliverables factor is impactful. Think customized. Think seamless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? With one click? Our dynamic, front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular iteration and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-granular. We realize that it is better to reinvent virally than to upgrade perfectly. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box channels and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will transition the aptitude of media sourcing to actualize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user communities but our capacity to envisioneer. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you whiteboard ultra-interactively, you may have to utilize holistically. The e-services factor is wireless. Have you ever needed to strategize your value-added feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to transition fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XML. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (someday) be able to empower fiercely. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical branding and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to harness dynamically leads to the power to incentivize holistically. Without well-chosen social-network-based M&A, development reports are forced to become extensible. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "customer-directed resource-constrained distributed development". What does it really mean to target "transparently"? We constantly optimize open-source power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. The macro-robust Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. Think intra-wireless. Think mega-mission-critical. Think enterprise, synergistic. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing new deliverables?