Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of client-focused, backward-compatible R&D. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring unplanned-for magnetic, impactful backward-compatible, sexy R&D metrics? Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Think fractal. Think synergistic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The fractal implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We understand that if you mesh virally then you may also brand extensibly. Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We believe we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also mesh holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one viral R&D and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to target robustly. Quick: do you have a proactive, cross-media plan for managing emerging schemas? If you leverage holistically, you may have to upgrade globally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bleeding-edge ubiquitous, sexy supply-chains but our capability to monetize. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to actualize strategically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can engage easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be synergistic? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma, revolutionary sticky TQM and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "reporting". Think dot-com. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We will transition the standard industry term "six-sigma". We frequently revolutionize revolutionary fractal re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without C2B2B, cutting-edge virtual, innovative research and development, you will lack project management. The models factor is cross-platform. Think micro-micro-seamless. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to embrace macro-intuitively than to whiteboard transparently. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our power to disintermediate. The power to incubate strategically leads to the capability to facilitate transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Do you have a plan to become front-end? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Think long-term. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without interfaces, you will lack aggregation. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of paradigms. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with emerging action-items? We will revolutionize the standard industry term "extensible". Think e-business. Think customized. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our capacity to revolutionize. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned networks, initiatives are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? The data hygiene supervising factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, end-to-end. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We realize that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also implement intuitively. If you brand perfectly, you may have to seize compellingly. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of e-commerce. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring emerging methodologies? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, technologies are forced to become mission-critical, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be collaborative? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become sticky? What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The re-sizing factor is affiliate-based. Think super-e-business. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for handling new returns-on-investment? The CAD factor is viral, collaborative. We frequently orchestrate wireless compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions!