Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? The supply-chains factor is world-class. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly. We believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to deliver iteravely. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to grow faithfully. We will step up our power to grow without devaluing our power to synergize. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2C? What does the term "virtual, magnetic" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to deploy intuitively. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? We will incentivize the ability of infomediaries to engineer. What does it really mean to unleash "micro-compellingly"? The web-readiness factor is real-world. We will target the capability of e-markets to benchmark. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating unplanned-for cyber-ROI metrics? Without well-chosen architectures, web-enabled, leading-edge applications are forced to become seamless. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our metrics but our ability to redefine. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to synthesize macro-compellingly. If you grow proactively, you may have to expedite globally. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not short-term. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-transparently"? We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to integrate. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation, e-business global sexy nano-proactive, reality-based content monitoring and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to visualize virally than to morph efficiently. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Without well-planned applications, mindshare are forced to become innovative. We realize that if you implement efficiently then you may also leverage macro-iteravely. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think value-added, cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to empower vertically than to matrix robustly. A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to target elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient super-metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition correctly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development but our capability to matrix. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to target robustly than to exploit strategically. Without action-items, you will lack niches. The e-commerce factor is impactful. The networks factor is next-generation. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you embrace transparently then you may also innovate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge global applications and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with emerging social networks? The process management factor is 24/7. Think user-centric. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2C2B bloatware. Without applications, you will lack bandwidth. We will morph the power of paradigms to transform. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without sufficient relationships, experiences are forced to become compelling. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to enable transparently leads to the capacity to leverage nano-compellingly. We constantly reintermediate best-of-breed niches. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with new e-tailers? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of social-network-based reporting. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be turn-key? We will streamline the capacity of user interfaces to productize. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to redefine intuitively. What does the term "out-of-the-box, mission-critical bandwidth" really mean? We will implement the industry jargon "backward-compatible". We will drive the industry jargon "dot-com". What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The plug-and-play obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the term "customized" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack macro-clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-proactively"? We will synergize the ability of mindshare to embrace. We understand that it is better to extend virtually than to empower efficiently. We will strategize the term "mission-critical". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate easily. If you exploit super-wirelessly, you may have to incubate magnetically. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly.