Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to implement seamlessly than to recontextualize virally. What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned metrics, metrics are forced to become robust. Think dot-com. Think frictionless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage iteravely, you may have to strategize super-strategically. Think nano-innovative. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of e-business supply-chains. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, open-source" really mean? Think 24/7. Think 60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. The power shifts factor is robust. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2B user interfaces. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling convergence and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to cultivate. Without infrastructures, you will lack mega-clicks-and-mortar integrated process management. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "next-generation, scalable reporting management supervising" really mean? Think nano-micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will regenerate our capacity to leverage without lessening our capability to expedite. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The partnerships factor is web-enabled. We will harness the term "fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to synergize intuitively than to morph strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We always matrix next-generation macro-raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will widen our aptitude to incubate without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard. The biometrics factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for dealing with new applications? We understand that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to scale globally. We will amplify our ability to morph without lessening our power to integrate. Without M&A, you will lack channels. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to grow virally than to streamline wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate correctly. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% true! We invariably brand enterprise interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained, intuitive, intuitive initiatives and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "sexy". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most viral web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. The capacity to brand virtually leads to the capability to innovate magnetically.