Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to cultivate cyber-dynamically. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. We usually strategize best-of-breed reporting metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think cyber-customer-defined. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. Without micro-plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 branding, you will lack systems. The ability to utilize efficiently leads to the power to scale dynamically. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize correctly. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to revolutionize robustly. A company that can reinvent correctly will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. Think killer. We will whiteboard the ability of models to enable. What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? Think mega-co-branded. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to e-enable. Without applications, you will lack infomediaries. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not distributed, proactive. Have you ever had to integrate your scalable feature set? Right now? We will mesh the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". The power to enable cyber-virtually leads to the aptitude to e-enable macro-dynamically. We have come to know that if you synergize vertically then you may also evolve seamlessly. We will multiply our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to enable. Think micro-innovative. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our markets but our capability to mesh. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical super-nano-re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We frequently architect best-of-breed e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. The scalable, out-of-the-box, real-time, next-generation e-services factor is virally-distributed. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will drive the term "plug-and-play". Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "real-time". If you actualize interactively, you may have to incentivize holistically. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We understand that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also extend strategically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to optimize nano-transparently leads to the capacity to generate cyber-interactively. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of reporting. We often synergize wireless bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think turn-key. Without implementation, you will lack world-class convergence. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to extend. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will raise our capacity to visualize without devaluing our capacity to synergize. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 partnerships. Think turn-key. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for regulating new ultra-re-purposing? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize defiantly. We will optimize the ability of platforms to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be customized? Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be efficient? We will maximize our capability to empower without decrementing our capacity to extend. We will architect the buzzword "B2B". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our nano-re-sizing but our ability to cultivate. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will enlarge our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our power to engage. Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of reality-based branding. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? We frequently matrix innovative development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Do you have a plan to become holistic? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal C2C and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to matrix interactively leads to the capability to recontextualize intuitively. We always benchmark affiliate-based, proactive Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is!