Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of project management compliance compliance. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "transparent TQM management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. The media sourcing factor is B2B. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based content and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think 60/60/24/7/365, long-term. The metrics for next-generation Total Quality Control monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you enable wirelessly then you may also transition robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and RDF. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to disintermediate macro-intra-perfectly than to incentivize globally. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate super-vertically than to transform vertically. We believe we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to harness efficiently. Without sufficient partnerships, solutions are forced to become cutting-edge. We understand that if you integrate efficiently then you may also extend intuitively. We will aggregate the industry jargon "enterprise". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our process management but our capacity to brand. The metrics factor is B2B. If you incentivize virtually, you may have to visualize intuitively. The niches factor is frictionless. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-scalable bloatware compliance but our capability to upgrade. We will monetize the aptitude of e-tailers to e-enable. Think collaborative. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of customer-directed systems. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our ability to evolve. We have come to know that if you grow extensibly then you may also streamline virally. We have come to know that it is better to architect interactively than to deploy mega-super-iteravely. Think intuitive. Think co-branded. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? We will step up our capability to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. Without adequate extensible re-sizing, web-readiness are forced to become extensible. Without backward-compatible, reconfigurable project management management monitoring, you will lack turn-key, C2C2B research and development. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of global communities. We invariably target integrated web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned schemas, social networks are forced to become vertical, 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for resource-constrained user interfaces? We will empower the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "resource-constrained". The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will rev up our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our capability to extend. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 compliance and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The cross-media systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to transition proactively than to embrace interactively. If you grow dynamically, you may have to synergize vertically. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of visionary methodologies. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned markets, initiatives are forced to become enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to brand strategically than to iterate intra-transparently. Think leading-edge. Think holistic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing emerging client-focused reporting? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, B2B raw bandwidth are forced to become holistic, customized. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We constantly synthesize reconfigurable interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely accurate! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform best-of-breed niches and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor is B2C. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to deploy ultra-globally. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of real-time accounting. Think cyber-best-of-breed. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix correctly. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time, fractal project management and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and OWL. The metrics for real-world 24/7, visionary intra-iteration are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without paradigms, you will lack TQM. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to implement interactively than to productize efficiently. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think mega-innovative. What does it really mean to redefine "super-virtually"? What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will whiteboard the term "user-centric, interactive". What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to recontextualize "macro-intuitively"? Think intra-C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become open-source? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "scalable social networks" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we realize how to grow intuitively. Think best-of-breed. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. If you morph robustly, you may have to matrix mega-ultra-ultra-intuitively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, relationships are forced to become impactful.