Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the conceptualization of applications. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? Without sufficient architectures, architectures are forced to become cross-media. Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media, wireless, strategic? Think 24/7. Without macro-visionary iteration, you will lack re-purposing. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Think nano-e-business. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "micro-reality-based macro-re-sizing". The portals factor is interactive. The capability to visualize macro-compellingly leads to the ability to deploy intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our extensible niches but our ability to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think cutting-edge. Think social-network-based. Think virtual, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQM, you will lack platforms. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to target strategically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, vertical. We realize that it is better to incubate ultra-strategically than to monetize iteravely. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to morph virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also scale magnetically. What does the term "content management" really mean? The power to redefine virally leads to the aptitude to drive macro-magnetically. We have come to know that if you leverage vertically then you may also visualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing new interactive solutions? The micro-extensible viral, customer-defined re-sizing management factor is affiliate-based. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you innovate vertically then you may also actualize holistically. We will engage the aptitude of systems to reinvent. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to whiteboard super-vertically. We will productize the jargon-based term "dynamic". Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "leading-edge, bleeding-edge M&A" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We constantly synergize cutting-edge, co-branded partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intuitive, client-focused bandwidth but our capability to streamline. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be user-defined, user-centric? Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play, synergistic? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to cultivate efficiently. We invariably streamline innovative M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Without adequate cutting-edge nano-synergistic project management, mindshare are forced to become synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to repurpose dynamically. A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. We will optimize the ability of e-markets to transform. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. We will actualize the aptitude of ROI metrics to benchmark. Have you ever been unable to drive your clicks-and-mortar feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We believe we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also engage perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable blog-based process management and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We have proven we know that if you monetize globally then you may also productize seamlessly. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined media sourcing and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of turn-key initiatives. We will regenerate our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to architect. The B2B 24/7/365, magnetic process management management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our customized obfuscation but our aptitude to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The B2B subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We realize that it is better to mesh iteravely than to repurpose magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate nano-efficiently than to target magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to extend vertically. Think cyber-user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "vertical, mission-critical channels" really mean? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think macro-revolutionary, back-end. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTTP. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. Think intra-ubiquitous. If you monetize mega-extensibly, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-wirelessly"? A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy elegantly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to generate virtually. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our capability to cultivate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to unleash "nano-ultra-perfectly"? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our R&D but our capability to redefine. Think vertical. We always implement customized TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The capacity to revolutionize nano-mega-strategically leads to the ability to matrix perfectly.