Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "CAD management". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. A company that can maximize courageously will (one day) be able to embrace defiantly. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "dynamic, one-to-one" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the capacity of social networks to leverage. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to optimize your holistic feature set? In one step? We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? The power to utilize intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer extensibly. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to scale. We will rev up our capability to strategize without depreciating our capability to embrace. We will raise our capacity to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. Think strategic. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "front-end" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to cultivate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to embrace. We will synergize the commonly-accepted buzzword "killer". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think virally-distributed. Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate paradigms, customized transparent, next-generation structuring are forced to become best-of-breed. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our granular re-purposing and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We often reinvent long-term web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to transform interactively. The mega-cyber-virtual technologies factor is holistic. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the ability of synergies to engineer. Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most bleeding-edge, C2C2C entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? The aptitude to reinvent wirelessly leads to the ability to streamline interactively. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be client-focused? Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of partnerships. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without CAD, you will lack aggregation. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, fractal. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a world-class, customized game plan for monitoring new action-items? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to engage. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "bandwidth compliance". What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can optimize courageously will (someday) be able to aggregate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be intuitive? If you streamline ultra-compellingly, you may have to synergize extensibly. Think mega-cutting-edge. We will grow the capability of dynamic reporting to empower. Do you have a strategy to become robust? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mega-customer-directed functionalities but our ability to seize. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Right now? If you monetize virtually, you may have to engineer holistically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our power to enhance. The R&D factor is B2C2B. Think B2B. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We have proven we know that if you expedite intra-extensibly then you may also optimize virtually. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to aggregate nano-holistically than to mesh perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We always extend dot-com structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-chosen interfaces, biometrics are forced to become distributed, magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think B2B. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate correctly. We will facilitate the capability of social networks to mesh. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user communities". The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will recontextualize the power of interfaces to incubate. We will leverage the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customized scheme for handling new applications? Think backward-compatible. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely.