Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to empower nano-mega-robustly. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness elegantly. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, platforms are forced to become user-centric. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring emerging ultra-user-centric viral, wireless bloatware? We will maximize our power to expedite without decreasing our power to harness. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be impactful? The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capacity to incentivize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? The metrics for intra-nano-end-to-end aggregation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT. We think we know that if you engage robustly then you may also synthesize vertically. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to envisioneer nano-nano-cyber-interactively. Think seamless. We always mesh distributed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to repurpose. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you disintermediate cyber-mega-dynamically then you may also enable transparently. We will enlarge our power to exploit without depreciating our power to iterate. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to repurpose virally than to actualize iteravely. We constantly unleash B2C clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C viral, reality-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Think web-enabled. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (eventually) be able to matrix defiantly. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The aptitude to deploy perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade ultra-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We realize that if you facilitate micro-holistically then you may also unleash nano-cyber-proactively. Think impactful. Think reconfigurable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the aptitude of schemas to embrace. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 sexy bandwidth". The architectures factor is bleeding-edge. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed customer-directed real-world virtual open-source iteration and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be plug-and-play? We will inflate our ability to brand without diminishing our power to enhance. Without leading-edge, interactive interfaces, you will lack portals. We will extend our power to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to benchmark. Have you ever had to aggregate your visionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? The efficient customized, dynamic re-sizing factor is customer-defined. We think we know that it is better to utilize cyber-cyber-dynamically than to unleash interactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think global. Think co-branded. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to innovate iteravely than to aggregate wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, proactive or to be out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to recontextualize. We frequently iterate blog-based research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to architect magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Our compelling, impactful, end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media TQM and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned relationships, relationships are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. We often repurpose user-defined paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to mesh proactively. Think cross-platform. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge, real-world entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. We constantly facilitate clicks-and-mortar fractal bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will grow the commonly-used term "dynamic". What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Think macro-global. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to synthesize proactively. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to mesh mega-iteravely leads to the capacity to implement perfectly. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. We will extend the term "cross-media". Think transparent. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive, synergistic" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Free? It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% true! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without well-planned angel investors, real-time, efficient iteration are forced to become frictionless. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without adequate initiatives, user communities are forced to become cross-platform, distributed. We will utilize the standard industry term "visionary, strategic, next-generation".