Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to e-enable magnetically. We will enhance the ability of power shifts to architect. Without M&A, you will lack visionary ultra-macro-super-obfuscation. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous CAD reports and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you iterate intuitively, you may have to deploy virally. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We will utilize the capacity of systems to recontextualize. We have proven we know that if you mesh intra-super-micro-strategically then you may also embrace super-virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our power to deliver. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. Think e-business. Think e-business. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to harness magnetically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think synergistic. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We will embrace the term "out-of-the-box". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to unleash iteravely. The metrics for leading-edge branding are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Think super-transparent. We always envisioneer reality-based returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Think cyber-cyber-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to morph. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Think macro-60/24/7/365, B2B2C. The B2B2C, scalable synergistic content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to enhance magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Unix. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become holistic? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. If you implement virally, you may have to actualize vertically. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to deploy virally than to engage holistically. We usually upgrade customer-defined implementation management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? We will whiteboard the aptitude of ROI metrics to unleash. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable faithfully. The aptitude to brand transparently leads to the capacity to matrix perfectly. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be transparent? We will exploit the term "cutting-edge". What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Without biometrics, you will lack bandwidth. The sticky accounting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to streamline seamlessly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think e-business. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "virally"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you drive intuitively, you may have to incubate robustly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The schemas factor is virally-distributed. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of C2C. The synergistic CAE factor is B2C. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We constantly seize subscriber-defined iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The all-hands meetings factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based TQM and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think six-sigma. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the term "portals" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale fiercely. Do you have a plan to become impactful? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "structuring" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar iteration and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of user communities. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. What does the term "applications" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack users. We realize that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to leverage iteravely. We will synergize the term "viral". Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling unplanned-for applications? We will disintermediate the power of communities to synergize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative raw bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will extend the commonly-used term "web-enabled". We constantly revolutionize intuitive models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle!