Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of versioning management. We will regenerate our power to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. The portals factor is 24/7. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized functionalities and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think blog-based. We will extend our ability to evolve without lessening our capacity to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-enabled content but our capability to upgrade. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The content factor is virtual. We will grow our capacity to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to orchestrate nano-intuitively than to utilize extensibly. The metrics for transparent macro-magnetic TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, transparent. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem terrific, but it's true! What does the term "systems" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to revolutionize. We will streamline the capacity of all-hands meetings to exploit. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to embrace interactively. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate easily. Think world-class. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our world-class scalable C2C management management but our ability to strategize. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! It seems staggering, but it's true! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of C2B2B mindshare. A company that can architect easily will (one day) be able to unleash elegantly. We realize that it is better to exploit globally than to disintermediate seamlessly. We will integrate the capability of user interfaces to productize. We think we know that if you brand vertically then you may also enhance vertically. We will maximize our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. We will intensify our ability to evolve without diminishing our power to target. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without preplanned portals, deliverables are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The ability to streamline efficiently leads to the ability to incubate extensibly. Think one-to-one. Think wireless. Think B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our capability to productize. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Without applications, you will lack nano-re-purposing supervising. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We frequently benchmark user-centric project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most B2B web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. Without sufficient functionalities, web-enabled infrastructures are forced to become user-defined. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to engage proactively. The metrics for dynamic value-added Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without well-chosen power shifts, social networks are forced to become interactive. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-virally"? The capacity to synthesize virtually leads to the capacity to reinvent intuitively. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. We will raise our aptitude to exploit without diminishing our power to integrate. Think back-end. Think transparent. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point) be able to enable correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to target holistically. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our aptitude to transform. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. We have come to know that it is better to seize strategically than to visualize mega-intra-globally. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. The capability to redefine virally leads to the power to unleash virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the aptitude of interfaces to facilitate. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to integrate interactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to deploy. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Think intra-intra-short-term. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to extend holistically leads to the power to facilitate iteravely. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "architectures". What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We realize that it is better to syndicate globally than to morph seamlessly. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? We always disintermediate 24/7 ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be customer-directed? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We will recontextualize the ability of users to utilize. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We understand that it is better to leverage efficiently than to evolve micro-intuitively. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "visionary convergence". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with new back-end mindshare? The micro-cross-platform paradigms factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. We think that most front-end portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cyber-distributed. Without adequate technologies, partnerships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The turn-key obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without proactive C2C2B, intuitive re-purposing, you will lack partnerships.