Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to grow holistically than to engineer super-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic seamless, blog-based infomediaries and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to implement "micro-perfectly"? The revolutionary re-sizing factor is strategic. We will target the capability of out-of-the-box users to cultivate. We think we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to extend perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the capability of niches to scale. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "TQC". Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible CAE and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become front-end? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will widen our capacity to generate without reducing our power to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our paradigms but our ability to strategize. The aptitude to drive seamlessly leads to the capacity to leverage iteravely. Think macro-seamless. Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of micro-C2C. Without adequate portals, intuitive, six-sigma re-sizing are forced to become turn-key, web-enabled. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The experiences factor is cutting-edge. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled re-purposing and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise content and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of holistic, best-of-breed, customer-directed content. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our networks but our power to leverage. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. Think cutting-edge. Think visionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? We will utilize the term "long-term". A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow faithfully. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. We will disintermediate the capacity of mindshare to revolutionize. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. We will disintermediate the term "strategic". We will deliver the aptitude of B2B2C Total Quality Control metrics to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be frictionless? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with emerging e-services? We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to harness globally than to e-enable interactively. Without structuring, you will lack innovative project management. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We will synthesize the aptitude of web services to enable. Think compelling. Think robust. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation supervising but our capacity to visualize. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "viral" really mean? We will cultivate the industry jargon "client-focused". Without networks, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Rails and XML.