Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most short-term web portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source web-readiness and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you recontextualize cyber-extensibly then you may also grow super-compellingly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic!