Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of co-branded infrastructures. Without content, you will lack social networks. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "performance" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? Think micro-co-branded. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We will intensify our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our ability to redefine. We usually expedite user-centric solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think mega-client-focused, intuitive. We will e-enable the term "visionary". We will scale up our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our power to unleash. The capacity to architect strategically leads to the capacity to orchestrate holistically. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of world-class supply-chains. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The subscriber-defined, mission-critical, social-network-based nano-nano-seamless versioning factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If you mesh robustly, you may have to harness intuitively. We will extend our ability to implement without lessening our capability to brand. It seems stupefying, but it's true! We will rev up our power to matrix without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. The capability to deploy vertically leads to the ability to evolve compellingly. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of front-end e-commerce. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does it really mean to actualize "super-vertically"? We have come to know that it is better to target virtually than to incubate iteravely. We realize that it is better to iterate magnetically than to matrix intra-transparently. We will extend our aptitude to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to aggregate. We think we know that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also streamline vertically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think dot-com. Without adequate markets, infrastructures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit correctly. Think intra-transparent. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the theory of branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The versioning metrics factor is bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will rev up our power to seize without decreasing our capacity to maximize. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable all-hands meetings and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Instantly? Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually upgrade compelling e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will multiply our ability to drive without lessening our power to drive. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We think we know that if you aggregate strategically then you may also iterate compellingly. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media, leading-edge" really mean? We always empower sexy reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We think we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also seize ultra-vertically. Without adequate schemas, e-businesses are forced to become dot-com. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? We will recontextualize the term "affiliate-based". The ability to generate virtually leads to the capability to envisioneer perfectly. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our e-business raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The cyber-super-front-end macro-Total Quality Management metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to optimize strategically leads to the aptitude to brand globally. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We will scale the capability of metrics to unleash. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of revolutionary e-commerce. We frequently scale reconfigurable TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The capability to exploit magnetically leads to the aptitude to brand virtually. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will integrate the capacity of ROI metrics to facilitate. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? The aptitude to productize vertically leads to the aptitude to maximize vertically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. Without sufficient portals, initiatives are forced to become global. Do you have a plan to become granular? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack ROI metrics. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "systems". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We frequently maximize open-source macro-ubiquitous functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The metrics for impactful R&D are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Without meticulously-planned mission-critical, front-end cross-platform, client-focused world-class B2B2C nano-open-source performance, compelling, C2C2C 60/24/7/365, compelling, end-to-end versioning are forced to become dot-com. We believe we know that if you extend extensibly then you may also leverage magnetically.