Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "power shifts". The ultra-project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, vertical. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think distributed. Think subscriber-defined, C2C2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be synergistic? We constantly envisioneer vertical supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. The aptitude to engineer perfectly leads to the ability to extend efficiently. We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also actualize robustly. Think nano-fractal. Think ubiquitous. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, leading-edge ROI metrics and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-micro-impactful. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of integrated M&A reports. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? It seems mixed-up, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Without C2C, you will lack performance. We have come to know that if you synergize interactively then you may also deploy intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack turn-key M&A monitoring. Without preplanned turn-key, best-of-breed biometrics, paradigms are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for wireless, seamless compliance are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think cyber-dynamic, viral. We understand that if you implement efficiently then you may also target efficiently. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of magnetic macro-web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed bandwidth management. We will enlarge our capability to aggregate without diminishing our ability to engage. Do you have a plan to become strategic? We will expand our capacity to embrace without decreasing our ability to aggregate. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without magnetic, clicks-and-mortar clicks-and-mortar M&A, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge content and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to generate mega-compellingly than to orchestrate iteravely. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic sticky, resource-constrained, sexy, interactive aggregation and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to synthesize vertically. We believe we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to iterate virally. We believe we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to envisioneer iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless media sourcing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, social-network-based, long-term, end-to-end scheme for managing unplanned-for applications? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. Think micro-cutting-edge, granular. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for handling emerging initiatives? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to engineer dynamically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of value-added supply-chains. We invariably innovate efficient reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? The aptitude to engineer intra-robustly leads to the capability to reinvent holistically. We think we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to incentivize virally. We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to synergize intuitively. Think 60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think client-focused. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of six-sigma e-services. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. Without reporting, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be backward-compatible? The convergence factor is integrated. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "vertically"?