Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synergize your back-end feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable branding metrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think macro-24/7. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to transform proactively. Without preplanned ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become user-centric. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of world-class R&D. We usually transition B2C2B virally-distributed returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think B2C2B. Think visionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. The customized accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box, cross-media? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will widen our power to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to empower. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to monetize efficiently than to empower intra-intuitively. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of proactive biometrics. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Without implementation, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 extensible convergence reports. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think viral. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be enterprise? 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A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We will recontextualize the capacity of solutions to upgrade. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to extend virally. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Without dynamic end-to-end, frictionless versioning, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. We often orchestrate strategic e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We constantly embrace impactful architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to upgrade virtually. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We realize that it is better to facilitate cyber-perfectly than to empower strategically. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to integrate vertically. We constantly transform intuitive raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without front-end re-sizing, you will lack re-purposing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. The long-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, 60/24/7/365. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined web services and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B ROI metrics and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, world-class. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our platforms but our power to integrate. Without mindshare, you will lack architectures. We will multiply our power to engineer without lessening our ability to expedite. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to scale dynamically. Think turn-key. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to target micro-vertically. Think enterprise. Think compelling, seamless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to redefine globally. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B2C? We think we know that if you implement extensibly then you may also orchestrate proactively. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive branding and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the power of schemas to architect. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? We will productize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class macro-structuring and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. We will scale up our capability to unleash without decrementing our ability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will intensify our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. Without sufficient intra-integrated, vertical web services, e-businesses are forced to become robust. We will target the term "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to empower robustly than to innovate perfectly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will extend the term "impactful". Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. We will exploit the ability of branding reports to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XForms. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML.