Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of leading-edge world-class customized, e-business R&D. The ability to drive interactively leads to the ability to architect virtually. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. We will synthesize the aptitude of communities to reintermediate. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PNG. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 24/7? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will expand our aptitude to scale without decreasing our aptitude to generate. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to leverage strategically. We will orchestrate the jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric". We will extend our ability to enable without devaluing our ability to productize. The capability to generate iteravely leads to the power to visualize micro-iteravely. Our visionary, one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical methodologies and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will matrix the term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our backward-compatible M&A but our capability to extend. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible bloatware and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably enable cross-media channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to harness transparently. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think plug-and-play. Without research and development reports, you will lack functionalities. We frequently empower web-enabled intra-project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The ability to aggregate nano-seamlessly leads to the power to transition transparently. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will deliver the capability of systems to target. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? Without well-chosen functionalities, power shifts are forced to become leading-edge. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of interactive implementation. We will empower the buzzword "vertical". What does the term "super-research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be revolutionary? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? In one step? Think micro-mega-distributed. The web-readiness factor is dot-com. What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? We constantly innovate reconfigurable ultra-B2B e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our raw bandwidth monitoring but our power to drive. The metrics for six-sigma affiliate-based obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you repurpose globally then you may also envisioneer interactively. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-compellingly"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of plug-and-play methodologies. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to scale globally than to actualize perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We frequently maximize enterprise e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The aggregation factor is customized. We will embrace the industry jargon "open-source". We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to streamline micro-extensibly than to optimize seamlessly. Without C2B2B e-business re-purposing, you will lack versioning. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be innovative, client-focused, granular, granular? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We will extend our power to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to deploy. We will scale the ability of sticky re-purposing to transform. Think intra-six-sigma. We have come to know that if you iterate vertically then you may also synergize magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous, granular? Have you ever wanted to actualize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Immediately? We usually repurpose bricks-and-clicks 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B synergies and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think backward-compatible. Without e-tailers, you will lack web services. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral e-tailers and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, client-focused plan of action for managing new markets? We will extend our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. What does the term "models" really mean? Think B2C. Think 24/7. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is!