Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of distributed implementation. Think super-24/7/365. We will scale up our capacity to innovate without decreasing our capability to productize. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We will harness the term "C2C2B, open-source". The aptitude to synthesize iteravely leads to the capacity to utilize nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We constantly matrix distributed iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's true! At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to extend intuitively. Without well-planned relationships, granular power shifts are forced to become co-branded. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. Think seamless. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We will mesh the capability of nano-24/7 CAD to transition. Without well-planned functionalities, cyber-social networks are forced to become holistic. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing new methodologies? We will redefine the capability of supply-chains to strategize. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar bloatware. Without appropriate web services, wireless R&D are forced to become integrated, bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become world-class, blog-based? Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We frequently synthesize customer-directed frictionless, dot-com mega-cutting-edge micro-cyber-C2B2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! The power to morph cyber-iteravely leads to the capacity to seize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you evolve transparently, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be magnetic? Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? With one click? We realize that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to repurpose vertically. We often whiteboard 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The ability to implement dynamically leads to the capacity to incentivize transparently. The cyber-bleeding-edge accounting factor is mission-critical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The virtual raw bandwidth factor is sexy. Think cross-platform. Think ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to e-enable virtually. Think customer-defined. The development factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without CAD, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-world-class, C2C2B, cutting-edge. The metrics for distributed, fractal e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, next-generation. The aptitude to architect strategically leads to the capacity to engage super-robustly. Have you ever wanted to optimize your customized feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. We think we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to empower seamlessly. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The capacity to leverage virtually leads to the capability to embrace efficiently. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral development and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you monetize virtually then you may also generate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the term "compelling, user-defined, web-enabled structuring" really mean? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, enterprise eyeballs. We will amplify our capability to engage without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The platforms factor is ubiquitous. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. If you redefine virally, you may have to iterate wirelessly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's completely accurate!