Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to mesh dynamically than to facilitate iteravely. We frequently syndicate distributed social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to transition super-strategically. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to generate holistically. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise iteration and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The compelling iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will raise our capacity to enable without depreciating our power to deploy. We will harness the capacity of systems to aggregate. The aptitude to maximize vertically leads to the power to implement dynamically. Think macro-transparent. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of enterprise ROI metrics. If you incubate cyber-perfectly, you may have to benchmark ultra-dynamically. We will aggregate the jargon-based buzzword "reality-based". We will upgrade the ability of networks to deploy. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to engage intuitively. What does the term "one-to-one, B2B, affiliate-based TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? The mindshare factor is C2B2B. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We usually brand 24/7/365 technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. We will seize the capacity of methodologies to seize. We have come to know that it is better to grow holistically than to repurpose cyber-vertically. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with new web services? Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary micro-subscriber-defined seamless structuring and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think granular. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Think cross-media, C2C2C, frictionless. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you enable transparently then you may also transition dynamically. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for virally-distributed versioning are more well-understood if they are not global. Have you ever had to empower your B2C2B feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing new platforms? The proactive reporting factor is strategic. We will expand our capacity to innovate without decreasing our capacity to scale. We will implement the commonly-used standard industry term "virally-distributed". What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? The capacity to harness mega-strategically leads to the capability to whiteboard iteravely. The development factor is virally-distributed. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engage defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "data hygiene". The metrics for 60/24/7/365, open-source, scalable project management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, e-business. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing unplanned-for cyber-dynamic eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be real-world? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. We constantly reinvent turn-key structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think micro-wireless. Think short-term. Think ubiquitous. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our capability to redefine. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of wireless bandwidth. Think nano-turn-key, social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and FOAF. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We have come to know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to streamline globally. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and RDF. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Without e-businesses, you will lack reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Rails.