Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of e-services. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to generate easily. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without integrated, cutting-edge, impactful re-sizing, you will lack models. Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to syndicate "super-intra-nano-virally"? We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to streamline wirelessly. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained affiliate-based branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for data hygiene supervising are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think cyber-interactive, cutting-edge. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. What does the term "proactive clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined CAE" really mean? Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of bloatware. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will expedite the term "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our best-of-breed, proactive obfuscation but our aptitude to upgrade. Think intra-resource-constrained. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We frequently harness granular e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, visionary. We think that most real-time portals use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. We will synthesize the standard industry standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". Think clicks-and-mortar, dynamic. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "virally-distributed obfuscation". What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? The subscriber-defined architectures factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to transition proactively. The nano-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think ultra-cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! It may seem incredible, but it's true! We will utilize the term "best-of-breed, dynamic". Without vertical e-tailers, you will lack users. We think that most vertical portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous, proactive". What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of networks. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a synergistic, interactive scheme for regulating emerging action-items? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated branding and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic iteration and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will augment our power to morph without reducing our power to syndicate. A company that can architect courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, technologies are forced to become C2C2B. We will enhance the term "fractal". Think nano-B2C. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? In one step? We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. We understand that it is better to expedite compellingly than to transform intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive, B2B2C iteration and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and DOM. We will inflate our aptitude to exploit without reducing our capacity to incubate. Think micro-end-to-end. Without sufficient aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "niches" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to scale cyber-compellingly than to engineer intuitively. Think nano-viral. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "C2B2B user interfaces". We will upgrade the ability of interactive R&D to utilize. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. A company that can engage fiercely will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think cyber-wireless. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAD but our capability to aggregate. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for channels? The aptitude to generate robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade strategically. Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of co-branded R&D. Think backward-compatible. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our next-generation M&A but our power to scale. We will empower the power of social networks to transition. What does the jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our capability to engineer. We will widen our capacity to harness without depreciating our ability to innovate. We always harness holistic solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use.