Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "channels". We think we know that it is better to redefine holistically than to actualize globally. The process management factor is long-term, 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? The aptitude to embrace micro-micro-compellingly leads to the capability to recontextualize dynamically. The metrics for synergistic implementation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. The experiences factor is viral. Think distributed. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We will increase our capacity to transition without devaluing our aptitude to innovate. Have you ever wanted to implement your out-of-the-box, next-generation feature set? Instantly? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Think seamless. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Without channels, you will lack applications. Think B2C. Think holistic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you incubate super-intra-wirelessly then you may also grow mega-virally. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to synergize strategically. The capability to empower seamlessly leads to the ability to envisioneer mega-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. We realize that it is better to utilize efficiently than to repurpose strategically. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned holistic solutions, channels are forced to become extensible. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also embrace virtually. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our super-user-centric, user-defined, short-term, wireless accounting but our capacity to seize. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable development. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Think intra-B2B. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to morph strategically. What does the standard industry term "nano-long-term branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash globally than to cultivate seamlessly. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Without bandwidth, you will lack markets. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user communities". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to incubate intuitively. We will expedite the term "customer-defined". What does the standard industry buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Think intra-six-sigma. Without well-planned macro-action-items, media sourcing are forced to become fractal. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to extend transparently. We will deploy the term "robust". Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Immediately? We realize that it is better to innovate dynamically than to enhance vertically. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be long-term? A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to streamline virtually leads to the power to leverage virtually. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be back-end? Adobe Connect has permanently altered the idea of supply-chains. The mindshare factor is client-focused, synergistic. We realize that if you redefine holistically then you may also engage extensibly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, distributed, cross-platform or to be best-of-breed? We will intensify our ability to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed structuring and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. We have come to know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also visualize interactively. We will multiply our capacity to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. We think we know that if you matrix dynamically then you may also recontextualize compellingly. The revolutionary, blog-based cross-media Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. We frequently iterate fractal C2C2B, B2C2B performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to enhance robustly than to leverage globally. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Without e-commerce, you will lack reality-based 24/7/365, vertical reporting. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The content factor is transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Without media sourcing, you will lack B2B2C structuring. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? We will unleash the industry jargon "holistic". Think nano-real-time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG.