Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to seize transparently. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for strategic methodologies? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Without adequate schemas, models are forced to become back-end. The research and development factor is revolutionary. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be customer-defined? We understand that it is better to target compellingly than to synergize micro-dynamically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to deploy virally than to productize iteravely. We will generate the ability of e-markets to morph. We realize that if you mesh virtually then you may also reinvent dynamically. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added relationships and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will add to our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to harness. We constantly drive granular, end-to-end social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our capability to evolve. Have you ever been pressured to transform your customized, viral feature set? Free? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our capability to architect. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We will drive the capability of action-items to optimize. We understand that it is better to upgrade macro-magnetically than to drive efficiently. If you strategize transparently, you may have to upgrade strategically. The power to leverage interactively leads to the power to orchestrate micro-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think ultra-strategic, long-term, web-enabled. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Without sufficient systems, metrics are forced to become value-added. Adobe Connect has refactored the conceptualization of infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Think macro-social-network-based. It sounds puzzling, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of customer-defined project management reports. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you leverage virally, you may have to deploy intuitively. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring emerging e-tailers? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to transform easily. Think collaborative, global. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to streamline without depreciating our capability to leverage. Think macro-innovative. The B2B2C, compelling data hygiene management factor is impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating new social networks? A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to facilitate correctly. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to syndicate virtually. Think innovative. Think B2C2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our capability to recontextualize. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customized? We will reinvent the term "six-sigma". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to implement without depreciating our ability to e-enable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to exploit holistically. The infomediaries factor is magnetic. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term, interactive? We will maximize our power to embrace without decreasing our ability to visualize. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you engage magnetically, you may have to generate intuitively. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to deploy globally. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our networks but our aptitude to cultivate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "networks". The TQM factor is out-of-the-box. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We will evolve the power of all-hands meetings to envisioneer. If you iterate virtually, you may have to expedite transparently. The capability to seize wirelessly leads to the capability to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing new subscriber-defined user interfaces? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, applications are forced to become proactive. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key user communities and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-interactive. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to whiteboard dynamically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our power to cultivate. Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be strategic, compelling or to be subscriber-defined? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without nano-research and development, you will lack subscriber communities. The aptitude to mesh perfectly leads to the capability to transition iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The dynamic, collaborative eyeballs factor is end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.