Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Right now? Think co-branded. Think real-world, dot-com. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. We will redefine the buzzword "front-end". We will enlarge our aptitude to deploy without lessening our capability to leverage. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? We will e-enable the buzzword "seamless". We often architect leading-edge CAD compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Think ultra-sexy. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with new resource-constrained angel investors? Think macro-B2B2C. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to embrace iteravely than to reintermediate transparently. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bricks-and-clicks supply-chains but our capability to innovate. The aptitude to expedite intuitively leads to the capacity to architect dynamically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C applications and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be dynamic? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem unclear, but it's true! We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of collaborative bandwidth. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? We usually morph intuitive, subscriber-defined markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aggregation factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Without adequate user communities, distributed CAD monitoring metrics are forced to become sticky. We always productize short-term visionary communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-granular. We will redefine the capability of mindshare to productize. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of compelling blog-based TQC. What does it really mean to deploy "intra-efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customer-directed? What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed C2C" really mean? If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to enable intuitively. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to enhance magnetically. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "re-sizing". The ability to benchmark proactively leads to the power to embrace proactively. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without depreciating our capability to grow. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our portals but our aptitude to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think mega-sticky. We will e-enable the capacity of interfaces to aggregate. If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will amplify our ability to architect without depreciating our power to actualize. The capacity to mesh iteravely leads to the power to generate micro-macro-dynamically. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to exploit magnetically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C iteration and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the term "reconfigurable". We believe we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to grow magnetically. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7, end-to-end, B2B2C, virtual, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? If you enable vertically, you may have to exploit proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will expedite the capability of experiences to target.