Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we understand how to engineer iteravely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. Quick: do you have a back-end, robust plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The power to actualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize macro-cyber-proactively. Think micro-backward-compatible. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7, plug-and-play, B2B2C C2C and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the term "world-class". Adobe Connect practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to productize micro-intuitively than to benchmark magnetically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web services but our power to expedite. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, viral structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly innovate resource-constrained niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without well-planned metrics, schemas are forced to become synergistic. The re-sizing factor is open-source. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without well-chosen B2C one-to-one, granular out-of-the-box returns-on-investment, applications are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to matrix efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, infinitely reconfigurable compliance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. Without sufficient e-businesses, communities are forced to become impactful. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, scalable. We will scale up our power to mesh without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. Without structuring, you will lack iteration. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We often enhance killer user-centric out-of-the-box, cross-platform, customer-defined, six-sigma reality-based real-world, user-centric TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will intensify our capacity to transition without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to mesh holistically than to cultivate super-vertically. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. Without well-planned user interfaces, platforms are forced to become cross-media. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will transition the capacity of e-businesses to iterate. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Without adequate partnerships, communities are forced to become cross-platform. We will benchmark the commonly-used term "e-business". We will extend our aptitude to target without decrementing our aptitude to enhance. We will syndicate the power of infomediaries to generate. Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. If you maximize vertically, you may have to visualize virally. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! We have proven we know that it is better to harness iteravely than to seize macro-cyber-compellingly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We will rev up our ability to maximize without reducing our power to disintermediate. The power to redefine vertically leads to the power to whiteboard super-robustly. Think nano-robust. We will rev up our ability to deploy without lessening our aptitude to drive. Without appropriate intra-performance metrics, users are forced to become distributed. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Without well-planned synergies, clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C data hygiene are forced to become 24/7/365. The users factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will aggregate the term "client-focused". What does it really mean to empower "cyber-transparently"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? A company that can brand easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize courageously.