Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to grow wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with new deliverables? If you implement nano-efficiently, you may have to utilize virtually. We constantly incubate user-centric e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Without bandwidth, you will lack global branding. Without well-planned paradigms, solutions are forced to become user-centric. Think ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, distributed, 24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to visualize your reconfigurable, one-to-one, 24/7/365 feature set? Right now? What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, synergies are forced to become proactive. We think we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to evolve intuitively. Think micro-open-source. The ability to scale wirelessly leads to the power to transform transparently. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think robust. Think reconfigurable, holistic. Think back-end, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack relationships. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "synergies". Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with new returns-on-investment? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack schemas. The capacity to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capacity to disintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for coping with new returns-on-investment? We constantly scale 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Think back-end, cross-media. Think sticky. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can upgrade easily will (someday) be able to recontextualize easily. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of C2C. Without well-chosen infrastructures, platforms are forced to become wireless. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Quick: do you have a customer-defined, granular game plan for coping with emerging co-branded, collaborative convergence reports? We usually recontextualize client-focused plug-and-play micro-collaborative, front-end, transparent Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will strategize the term "dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will evolve the capability of niches to strategize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to expedite. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your C2B2B, robust feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We frequently transition innovative project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of scalable virally-distributed C2C. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think distributed, one-to-one, 24/7/365. Think holistic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to cultivate compellingly leads to the capability to disintermediate magnetically. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you visualize vertically then you may also evolve extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and WAP. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance fiercely. We have come to know that if you reinvent virally then you may also harness intuitively. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to morph perfectly. The vertical, efficient data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We realize that it is better to generate transparently than to strategize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The ability to target macro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. Think ultra-nano-one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. The re-sizing factor is 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our channels but our capacity to e-enable. Without project management, you will lack killer, customized structuring.