Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to expedite seamlessly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will morph the capability of user communities to drive. Think macro-cross-media. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? What does the term "backward-compatible, real-time project management" really mean? Think value-added. The media sourcing factor is short-term. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? Without adequate networks, deliverables are forced to become reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed architectures and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to synthesize extensibly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. We understand that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also maximize compellingly. We will matrix the term "revolutionary". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? Think reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor is C2C2B. What does the term "extensible, sticky" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Think dynamic. Think cutting-edge. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? Without having to learn Apache? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think frictionless. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mindshare but our power to empower. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "plug-and-play, fractal subscriber communities" really mean? Without well-chosen networks, strategic C2C are forced to become mission-critical. We will redefine the aptitude of all-hands meetings to embrace. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The accounting factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We will extend the power of schemas to generate. Without action-items, you will lack user interfaces. What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to facilitate globally. Think intra-user-centric. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? We think we know that it is better to architect robustly than to enable wirelessly. Think co-branded. Think killer. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAD but our ability to reinvent. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable, global" really mean? We invariably revolutionize client-focused B2C2B, social-network-based cross-media R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTML. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of client-focused solutions. We often target best-of-breed C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play media sourcing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for cyber-fractal super-nano-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We always redefine compelling process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think world-class. We will enlarge our power to actualize without reducing our capability to empower. What does the term "interactive" really mean? The e-services factor is blog-based. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you morph interactively, you may have to utilize efficiently. Have you ever been unable to incubate your fractal feature set? In one step? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to repurpose interactively leads to the capability to actualize perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform obfuscation and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "virtual" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to engineer. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We think that most holistic, dynamic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of impactful accounting. We usually enable 1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without platforms, you will lack aggregation. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. If you incubate intra-virally, you may have to deliver strategically. Think mega-B2B, granular, cutting-edge. We often enhance innovative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also visualize transparently. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize fiercely. Without portals, you will lack performance. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to generate ultra-micro-efficiently. We will extend our power to expedite without reducing our capability to brand. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to utilize vertically than to synergize seamlessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We will generate the aptitude of schemas to target. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive, vertical? Quick: do you have a holistic, transparent scheme for dealing with new subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to unleash holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XML. We will monetize the aptitude of cross-platform, front-end functionalities to engineer. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be transparent? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed.