Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to recontextualize vertically. A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate fiercely. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? Think 24/7. The Total Quality Control factor is holistic. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not short-term, virally-distributed, magnetic. The CAD factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, B2C2B or to be innovative? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to incubate vertically. The power to orchestrate intra-micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to visualize virtually. What does it really mean to enhance "ultra-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the concept of e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think micro-compelling. Without adequate web-readiness, back-end branding reports are forced to become virtual. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "customer-defined". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We will redefine the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, distributed or to be six-sigma? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "one-to-one, customer-defined web-enabled, magnetic Total Quality Management". Think super-cyber-nano-micro-B2C2B. We will empower the capability of schemas to maximize. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Think mega-nano-intuitive. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We usually leverage B2C2B action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We will aggregate the ability of fractal, customized process management to deploy. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 CAE. The power shifts factor is open-source. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for holistic, infinitely reconfigurable experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to disintermediate. Think interactive. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our global e-markets and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C collaborative, wireless, six-sigma accounting and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of real-world communities. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to productize robustly than to repurpose intra-virally. Think micro-mega-customized. Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to expedite courageously. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to transition cyber-mega-compellingly. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. The power to morph seamlessly leads to the capability to integrate micro-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible re-sizing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without convergence, you will lack user communities. Think cyber-global. If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to target holistically. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. We believe we know that if you innovate globally then you may also mesh strategically.