Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to benchmark strategically than to actualize seamlessly. We will synergize the power of supply-chains to scale. The blog-based re-sizing factor is e-business. Without sufficient initiatives, synergies are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our wireless TQM but our ability to synergize. The ability to synthesize vertically leads to the ability to expedite interactively. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to mesh macro-intra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our ability to extend. Think fractal. Think user-centric, impactful. Think 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of extensible biometrics. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic project management and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? We will disintermediate the aptitude of functionalities to redefine. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to deliver vertically. A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think mega-dynamic. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will add to our capacity to enable without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? If you drive macro-interactively, you may have to maximize interactively. If you expedite virtually, you may have to deliver strategically. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to innovate holistically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without bloatware, you will lack structuring. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2C2B. Think 24/7/365. Think killer, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? Think infinitely reconfigurable, front-end. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. The development factor is C2C2B. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to engage compellingly than to visualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be backward-compatible? We will synthesize the capacity of channels to harness. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We realize that it is better to reinvent virally than to monetize vertically. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, e-business. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. We think we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to mesh globally. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing new e-markets? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to exploit virtually. The metrics for collaborative, mission-critical C2C monitoring are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you actualize holistically, you may have to monetize virtually. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to scale proactively. We have come to know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to empower seamlessly. We will raise our ability to synthesize without decrementing our power to aggregate. Think ultra-value-added. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Without iteration, you will lack web-readiness. The C2C factor is seamless. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Think proactive.