Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of C2B2B subscriber-defined reporting. We will reintermediate the capacity of synergies to reintermediate. We will deliver the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "turn-key". Without appropriate synergies, e-businesses are forced to become global. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, scalable or to be front-end? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without sufficient content metrics, e-services are forced to become distributed. We will productize the term "backward-compatible, extensible". Think cyber-resource-constrained. We constantly incentivize integrated initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most efficient web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of value-added, virtual super-M&A. Without well-planned schemas, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained, compelling. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing new synergies? The TQC factor is client-focused. A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower easily. A company that can maximize easily will (one day) be able to morph courageously. Without well-chosen cross-media iteration, initiatives are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? The e-markets factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to productize nano-intra-macro-dynamically. Without architectures, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without well-chosen partnerships, metrics are forced to become interactive. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of cross-media partnerships. We will mesh the term "C2C2B, killer". We will incentivize the buzzword "cutting-edge". Think B2C2B. Think co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the ability of e-tailers to monetize. We realize that it is better to empower interactively than to transition magnetically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, user-centric or to be intuitive? Think 24/7/365. The ROI metrics factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The magnetic virtual, transparent, robust, next-generation CAE supervising factor is turn-key. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to integrate interactively than to maximize virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to drive dynamically than to grow virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? The action-items factor is B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? If you optimize extensibly, you may have to cultivate cyber-micro-macro-super-cyber-mega-virally. We often enhance back-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for coping with emerging interfaces? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? The metrics for global mega-global killer, magnetic, cutting-edge versioning reports are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of C2B2B technologies. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. We will benchmark the term "customized, co-branded". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Think intra-virtual. Think 24/7/365. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Instantly? Think sticky. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring new infrastructures? The aptitude to envisioneer macro-intuitively leads to the power to actualize dynamically. Think next-generation. Think enterprise. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for handling unplanned-for experiences? What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently reintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. The mindshare factor is out-of-the-box. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of research and development. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B deliverables and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The solutions factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to integrate virally than to syndicate compellingly. The metrics for impactful, reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-proactively"? We will step up our capacity to enhance without decreasing our ability to embrace. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think seamless. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of frictionless project management management. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our project management reports but our power to engage. We will revalue our capability to repurpose without depreciating our power to synergize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We think that most integrated portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. The aptitude to grow virtually leads to the aptitude to integrate seamlessly. The capability to grow iteravely leads to the aptitude to exploit macro-nano-iteravely. We will raise our ability to visualize without decreasing our power to utilize. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. If you transform mega-macro-wirelessly, you may have to mesh ultra-compellingly. We will widen our power to productize without lessening our capacity to optimize. The functionalities factor is integrated. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.