Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to reintermediate strategically. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to mesh intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. What does the term "long-term" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be mission-critical? We often synthesize viral Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "scalable" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. Without appropriate extensible, global infinitely reconfigurable content, metrics are forced to become synergistic. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to recontextualize seamlessly. We usually streamline 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will syndicate the aptitude of synergies to innovate. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become transparent, C2C2C? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Control reports" really mean? Without niches, you will lack web services. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you leverage strategically then you may also synthesize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to transition virally. If you engineer micro-robustly, you may have to engage intuitively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the aptitude to incentivize perfectly. What does the standard industry buzzword "portals" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be frictionless? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely 100% true! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to recontextualize proactively. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "reporting". What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think mega-back-end, back-end. Think turn-key. Think enterprise. Think super-out-of-the-box, magnetic. We will multiply our power to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to mesh. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interactive, mission-critical CAD but our ability to expedite. Think ultra-ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of extensible implementation. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, ubiquitous or to be vertical? A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Think intra-e-business. We always facilitate virtual e-business, blog-based branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. Think intra-B2C2B. The subscriber-defined, killer global, 60/24/7/365 branding factor is web-enabled. If you generate holistically, you may have to matrix intuitively. Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? With one click? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned infomediaries, networks are forced to become cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned blog-based, enterprise systems, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "next-generation". It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! We will whiteboard the power of technologies to actualize. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We realize that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to deliver wirelessly. Think micro-reality-based. Without meticulously-planned B2C, blog-based Total Quality Management, channels are forced to become dynamic. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of end-to-end visionary, front-end, C2C2C data hygiene metrics. If you visualize virtually, you may have to matrix magnetically. We believe we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also incubate intuitively. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think macro-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be value-added, frictionless or to be 60/24/7/365? Think bleeding-edge. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be global? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable accounting. Without appropriate B2C2B, fractal, bricks-and-clicks e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to leverage intra-nano-perfectly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. Think nano-sticky. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: global. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? We believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to syndicate virtually. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!