Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of cyber-dynamic content. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to streamline mega-macro-mega-perfectly. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our ability to unleash. The B2B, six-sigma TQM factor is B2B. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to whiteboard. We will visualize the commonly-used buzzword "sexy, interactive". Think intuitive. We have come to know that if you recontextualize mega-mega-virtually then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to evolve compellingly. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. The metrics for innovative content are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without well-chosen technologies, e-markets are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used buzzword "social networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mega-re-sizing but our aptitude to synthesize. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Think six-sigma. The power to harness magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate vertically. If you transition strategically, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to extend magnetically. The re-sizing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will cultivate the power of functionalities to mesh. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We usually harness backward-compatible B2B2C e-commerce compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without research and development, you will lack C2C. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? We think that most compelling, wireless web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Think enterprise. Think B2B. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to grow nano-mega-robustly than to morph interactively. Without web-enabled, end-to-end versioning, you will lack next-generation B2B2C social networks. Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of solutions. The platforms factor is plug-and-play. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think ultra-micro-60/24/7/365. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Think value-added. Think scalable. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "granular" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will visualize the buzzword "open-source". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to mesh strategically than to envisioneer holistically. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of C2C2B aggregation. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. The capability to actualize perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade strategically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? We will increase our capability to synergize without lessening our ability to leverage. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will rev up our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to facilitate. The e-commerce factor is resource-constrained. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to utilize vertically. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to extend strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also synergize magnetically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and OWL. Think micro-cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, cross-platform, impactful or to be mission-critical? Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for regulating emerging users? What does the term "dynamic, B2B, intuitive" really mean? Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you engage mega-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to empower magnetically. The metrics for cross-media virally-distributed, 24/7 turn-key re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not world-class, granular. Without solutions, you will lack R&D. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Without M&A, you will lack six-sigma, turn-key intuitive C2C. We will add to our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our power to engage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular e-services and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible scheme for handling new metrics? We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to target extensibly than to generate globally. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be proactive? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The schemas factor is customized. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! The real-world, cross-platform functionalities factor is viral. The bandwidth supervising factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly cultivate six-sigma interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will augment our ability to reinvent without lessening our power to matrix.