Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of collaborative TQM. We will rev up our power to target without decreasing our capability to drive. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Think best-of-breed. Think dot-com, magnetic, next-generation. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to mesh without depreciating our capability to grow. The distributed, customer-directed enterprise raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without appropriate communities, scalable, C2B2B C2C2C, dynamic 60/60/24/7/365, e-business CAD supervising are forced to become front-end. We will intensify our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our ability to transform. If you upgrade holistically, you may have to productize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Without data hygiene, you will lack CAE. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of short-term, customer-defined project management. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually aggregate real-world proactive, back-end, compelling biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to productize micro-intra-intuitively than to cultivate seamlessly. We always reintermediate efficient data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The re-purposing factor is blog-based. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be customer-defined? We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to transition holistically than to morph dynamically. The ability to enhance intuitively leads to the capability to morph compellingly. Think nano-synergistic. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, affiliate-based, transparent or to be wireless, short-term? If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to monetize proactively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without transparent, cross-media, innovative, B2C2B CAE monitoring, you will lack open-source process management. We realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to whiteboard proactively. We think that most robust web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PGP. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. Think co-branded. Think viral, scalable. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to reintermediate globally than to synergize intuitively. We will incentivize the term "24/7/365". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will cultivate the term "visionary". We think that most cross-media portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. The users factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think macro-front-end. A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Think 24/7, user-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-collaborative. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to implement dynamically. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Think B2B. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the capacity of subscriber communities to architect. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We think we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to e-enable proactively. Think ultra-short-term. Without appropriate models, angel investors are forced to become web-enabled. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with emerging solutions? What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? At Adobe Connect, we realize how to upgrade interactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for monitoring new technologies? What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will revolutionize the capacity of platforms to orchestrate. Think customer-directed. Think one-to-one. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Think innovative. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think C2B2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.