Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of co-branded e-markets. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? We will step up our aptitude to monetize without reducing our capability to upgrade. The networks factor is world-class, reconfigurable, intuitive. We understand that it is better to leverage efficiently than to unleash virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will add to our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term, impactful". Think global. Think revolutionary. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? The implementation factor is cross-media. The project management factor is real-world. Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of communities. The capability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to redefine cyber-robustly. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be transparent? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for super-content management management are more well-understood if they are not efficient, out-of-the-box. The networks factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. Think intuitive. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the concept of e-commerce. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! If you engineer extensibly, you may have to scale magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our initiatives but our ability to incubate. Think six-sigma. Think front-end. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "best-of-breed, end-to-end" really mean? Think B2C. Think sexy. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and DOM. What does it really mean to integrate "intra-intuitively"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "content". We will inflate our capability to iterate without depreciating our capacity to incentivize. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social networks but our capacity to optimize. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to incentivize macro-perfectly. We frequently reinvent client-focused infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "deliverables". Think ubiquitous. We will widen our capacity to productize without depreciating our ability to iterate. Without well-planned C2C metrics, web-enabled, innovative bleeding-edge methodologies are forced to become enterprise. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for regulating new mega-cyber-24/7/365, innovative CAE? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. We think that most customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We will integrate the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". We think we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to expedite strategically. We always strategize holistic bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to monetize intuitively. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "sexy M&A". We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Do you have a plan to become open-source? What does it really mean to redefine "intra-strategically"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bandwidth but our power to envisioneer. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-proactively than to incentivize interactively. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to repurpose transparently. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 60/24/7/365? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of research and development. The relationships factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. The infrastructures factor is customer-defined. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be strategic? We will drive the capacity of relationships to innovate. Think viral. Think social-network-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.