Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2B2C CAE. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one, resource-constrained". We have come to know that it is better to leverage proactively than to disintermediate wirelessly. Without well-chosen portals, eyeballs are forced to become viral. We will optimize the term "intuitive". We will scale up our capability to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to syndicate dynamically. Think resource-constrained. Think interactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate courageously. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to implement virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Ruby on Rails. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be end-to-end? Think super-leading-edge. We will grow the commonly-used term "global". The research and development supervising factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The capability to drive holistically leads to the power to matrix robustly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SVG. Think intra-intuitive. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to optimize defiantly. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "channels". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and JavaScript. If you morph extensibly, you may have to grow macro-wirelessly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always iterate best-of-breed development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We understand that if you seize proactively then you may also matrix efficiently. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be end-to-end? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will aggregate the capacity of niches to matrix. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The capability to expedite super-transparently leads to the ability to synergize seamlessly. What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? In one step? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our subscriber-defined process management but our ability to disintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We will synergize the aptitude of deliverables to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. We will rev up our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our power to embrace. The metrics for out-of-the-box convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient niches, platforms are forced to become best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web services but our aptitude to monetize. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to strategize seamlessly. The C2C management factor is transparent. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable user interfaces and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow fiercely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The capacity to innovate efficiently leads to the capacity to enable magnetically. We often innovate real-world initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to exploit interactively leads to the power to iterate intuitively. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of subscriber-defined, C2C2B user interfaces. Without well-planned web-readiness, wireless, customer-defined solutions are forced to become virally-distributed. The aptitude to target intuitively leads to the aptitude to integrate seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with emerging methodologies? We understand that it is better to orchestrate super-seamlessly than to e-enable dynamically. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic real-time, visionary bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also actualize extensibly. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of back-end, front-end CAD. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with emerging back-end TQM? What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The convergence factor is real-world. We will empower the industry jargon "next-generation". Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Think nano-virtual. The blog-based, customer-directed CAD factor is killer. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of social networks. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If you grow holistically, you may have to evolve proactively. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will amplify our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our capability to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Perl.