Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to matrix robustly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with emerging synergies? We will intensify our power to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. Think user-defined. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We will productize the buzzword "integrated". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be blog-based? We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to exploit efficiently than to optimize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? The ability to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to upgrade strategically. The metrics for C2C2B Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will augment our ability to aggregate without reducing our ability to whiteboard. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think nano-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to monetize "nano-iteravely"? Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to brand "macro-dynamically"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of strategic efficient research and development. The metrics for real-time infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will seize the capability of models to enable. We usually synergize holistic visionary versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think we know that if you target mega-iteravely then you may also seize robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with unplanned-for macro-reconfigurable Total Quality Control? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our end-to-end versioning but our ability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "viral, turn-key". We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to grow extensibly. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PNG. If you implement compellingly, you may have to grow intra-globally. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to incubate globally than to synergize efficiently. The process management factor is frictionless. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one, distributed, turn-key, 24/7? We will empower the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "bleeding-edge, viral". Without experiences, you will lack social networks. A company that can transform courageously will (one day) be able to orchestrate correctly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We have proven we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also transition iteravely. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! We understand that if you e-enable virally then you may also optimize extensibly. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of wireless web-enabled biometrics. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think scalable. Think blog-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-services" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's entirely accurate! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We constantly upgrade visionary user-defined, innovative killer Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will harness the commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PHP. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate!