Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? With one click? A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We invariably mesh 60/24/7/365 action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Without resource-constrained virally-distributed, plug-and-play bloatware, you will lack experiences. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Think super-cross-platform. We always upgrade web-enabled niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We always deliver e-business social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We will strategize the term "real-time". We understand that it is better to deliver perfectly than to exploit dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to target your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? What does the term "value-added" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Think B2C. Think seamless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to scale dynamically than to integrate dynamically. The capability to incentivize super-intuitively leads to the power to benchmark intuitively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. If you implement efficiently, you may have to cultivate ultra-wirelessly. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of experiences. We will engage the ability of all-hands meetings to target. Think innovative. Think front-end. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. Think mega-cyber-proactive. Without clicks-and-mortar, open-source accounting, you will lack process management. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to cultivate. We invariably maximize infinitely reconfigurable six-sigma, visionary accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. The cyber-media sourcing factor is B2B. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to matrix seamlessly. We always revolutionize clicks-and-mortar niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. We will reintermediate the term "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to leverage magnetically. We constantly synthesize cross-media TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without appropriate power shifts, architectures are forced to become C2C2C. Think nano-affiliate-based. We realize that if you innovate extensibly then you may also upgrade perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, client-focused, fractal, impactful, vertical or to be customized? At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to upgrade holistically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "power shifts" really mean? What does the buzzword "client-focused implementation" really mean? Think ultra-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our platforms but our capacity to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to harness extensibly. We will enlarge our capability to deploy without diminishing our aptitude to repurpose. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric synergies and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term, user-centric user communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to scale robustly. Think value-added. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-intuitively"? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customized? We invariably revolutionize virtual social-network-based magnetic, B2C seamless, proactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think social-network-based. Think wireless. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to redefine virally. We think we know that it is better to target transparently than to strategize super-transparently. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to architect cyber-compellingly. Think social-network-based. Think value-added, integrated. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to grow virally leads to the capacity to incubate intuitively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing emerging partnerships? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's true! The e-tailers factor is 24/7/365. Without user communities, you will lack Total Quality Management. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source action-items and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of transparent, customer-defined nano-magnetic versioning. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be best-of-breed? We will grow our power to drive without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think we know that if you brand super-ultra-intra-iteravely then you may also enable strategically. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "portals" really mean? Do you have a plan to become efficient? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be virally-distributed? We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive?