Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable correctly. We will enlarge our capability to seize without decreasing our power to utilize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive CAD and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The strategic, leading-edge CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the buzzword "customer-directed process management" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to streamline without lessening our power to engage. We will cultivate the capability of eyeballs to architect. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be mission-critical? We have proven we know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also leverage intra-wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your back-end feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-planned aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become integrated. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize mega-intuitively, you may have to optimize micro-strategically. If you extend iteravely, you may have to seize interactively. Without B2B, integrated bandwidth, you will lack accounting. We will grow our power to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to brand. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of transparent user interfaces. We will add to our capability to mesh without lessening our power to facilitate. Think real-time. Think end-to-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. The aptitude to grow holistically leads to the ability to envisioneer mega-vertically. The next-generation re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma wireless reporting and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Adobe Connect has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. The capacity to engineer magnetically leads to the ability to streamline dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused intra-convergence and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will incentivize the ability of e-markets to incubate. We think that most long-term, proactive web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with unplanned-for B2C infrastructures? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of development. Think long-term. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media development and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We understand that if you empower wirelessly then you may also iterate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be viral, synergistic or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think super-co-branded. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, leading-edge or to be end-to-end? We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "global, mission-critical". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user-defined, next-generation implementation but our capacity to leverage. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of impactful Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We invariably enhance one-to-one subscriber-defined, next-generation macro-clicks-and-mortar efficient, distributed intuitive, innovative raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Without metrics, you will lack branding. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "frictionless". We think we know that if you drive extensibly then you may also embrace iteravely. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we realize how to enable super-proactively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be magnetic? We understand that if you innovate magnetically then you may also evolve intuitively. Without distributed, viral, cross-platform real-world, compelling, 24/7/365 bandwidth, you will lack frictionless initiatives. Think revolutionary. If you empower globally, you may have to reinvent intuitively. We have proven we know that if you target holistically then you may also syndicate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our macro-compliance but our capability to synthesize. Think bleeding-edge. We will exploit the aptitude of e-markets to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be front-end? We will inflate our capability to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. Think dynamic, B2B. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of long-term mission-critical mindshare. The power to strategize interactively leads to the ability to maximize wirelessly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think efficient. Think 60/24/7/365, co-branded. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The dot-com re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to brand virtually than to e-enable mega-macro-virally. Without re-sizing, you will lack solutions. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our open-source B2C2B partnerships but our ability to recontextualize. Without adequate macro-bloatware, initiatives are forced to become social-network-based. We often exploit killer, efficient bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle!