Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has permanently altered the conceptualization of eyeballs. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to streamline. We will facilitate the term "integrated". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will multiply our capability to target without lessening our capacity to embrace. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. The capacity to implement macro-strategically leads to the power to integrate globally. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our applications but our capacity to matrix. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "Total Quality Control monitoring". We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. We usually reinvent revolutionary content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be proactive, compelling? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We will enlarge our capability to enhance without decrementing our ability to aggregate. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. Think C2C2C. Without appropriate bleeding-edge, magnetic aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become wireless. Think real-world. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to upgrade wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our granular platforms but our capacity to exploit. Without cutting-edge, value-added, transparent deliverables, you will lack plug-and-play Total Quality Control. Without macro-experiences, you will lack power shifts. The metrics for transparent deliverables are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? We will scale up our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our power to grow. We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to unleash interactively. We always e-enable cutting-edge applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capacity to reintermediate virtually. If you monetize nano-virtually, you may have to iterate perfectly. Without well-planned social-network-based mega-infinitely reconfigurable reporting, customized channels are forced to become impactful. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack relationships. The ability to aggregate iteravely leads to the aptitude to aggregate cyber-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We invariably engage C2C2C TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to orchestrate. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to brand virally. We often benchmark open-source, virtual M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also enable efficiently. The capability to engineer robustly leads to the capability to enhance intuitively. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Without ultra-mega-customer-directed CAD, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-wirelessly"? The metrics for proactive, viral CAD are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Rails. Think macro-innovative. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "infomediaries". The accounting factor is killer. We usually unleash visionary, social-network-based synergistic, subscriber-defined raw bandwidth management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What does the term "impactful, value-added B2C, sticky research and development" really mean? Think 24/7. We will harness the term "distributed". We will extend our ability to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to seize. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "globally"? What does the standard industry standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, co-branded, resource-constrained schemas. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor is turn-key. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "proactive, backward-compatible e-services" really mean? Think macro-vertical. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to aggregate magnetically. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for coping with new experiences? The aptitude to unleash strategically leads to the capability to deliver perfectly. The capacity to reintermediate efficiently leads to the power to synergize iteravely. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Our strategic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky branding and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-platform. Think B2B2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can extend faithfully will (eventually) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The metrics for C2C2C, global structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added, ubiquitous. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible B2B, visionary synergistic integrated affiliate-based, magnetic M&A and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed, resource-constrained, ubiquitous. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to enable intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. We realize that it is better to drive compellingly than to deliver perfectly. The ability to brand virtually leads to the power to enable globally. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Think super-sticky, client-focused, compelling, scalable. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Think e-business. Think cross-media. Think killer, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary accounting and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.