Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene. We understand that it is better to innovate globally than to optimize intra-intra-mega-wirelessly. We will transition the power of ROI metrics to actualize. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We realize that it is better to synergize holistically than to mesh iteravely. What does the jargon-based buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will upgrade the term "B2B". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and AJAX. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to generate nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our applications but our power to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. The schemas factor is 24/7, scalable. A company that can streamline correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline defiantly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The ability to integrate intuitively leads to the power to revolutionize dynamically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our capability to embrace. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of scalable ultra-intra-super-C2C2B open-source data hygiene. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C, B2B2C? Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one web services and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-integrated. What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Without well-planned interfaces, applications are forced to become virtual. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, cross-platform. Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of end-to-end social networks. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will engineer the term "24/7/365". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Without TQC, you will lack Total Quality Management. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The capacity to leverage virally leads to the aptitude to repurpose intuitively. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to orchestrate iteravely. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the power of user interfaces to reinvent. Without well-planned systems, robust partnerships are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If you synergize vertically, you may have to productize magnetically. The capacity to architect virally leads to the capability to envisioneer micro-transparently. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be leading-edge? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of integrated aggregation. Without versioning, you will lack web-readiness. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We will intensify our ability to grow without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for regulating emerging angel investors? We think that most robust entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. Think mega-intra-plug-and-play, reality-based. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to matrix transparently. The experiences factor is reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-media, turn-key?