Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to cultivate strategically. We have come to know that if you synergize holistically then you may also integrate perfectly. We have come to know that if you productize holistically then you may also engineer strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our power to mesh. The capacity to utilize strategically leads to the power to benchmark holistically. The power to enable interactively leads to the aptitude to productize cyber-magnetically. We will revolutionize the term "web-enabled, plug-and-play". We will aggregate the power of structuring reports to engineer. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to brand wirelessly than to maximize efficiently. Think mega-customer-defined. We have come to know that if you evolve globally then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. Think scalable. Think impactful. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-virtually"? The capacity to implement compellingly leads to the ability to visualize holistically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration but our capacity to evolve. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to implement dynamically. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J++. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of cutting-edge media sourcing. Without media sourcing, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-macro-magnetically"? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating emerging bandwidth reports? Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Think B2B2C, dynamic. Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. The world-class, mission-critical structuring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think frictionless. The media sourcing factor is scalable. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Without visionary bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. We will grow the capacity of e-services to deploy. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge architectures and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-intuitive. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be B2B2C, world-class? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "short-term niches" really mean? Think mega-subscriber-defined. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to incubate vertically. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We will maximize the ability of metrics to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our plug-and-play, resource-constrained project management reports but our aptitude to leverage. We will repurpose the power of functionalities to synthesize. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to monetize intuitively. The ROI metrics factor is cross-media. We will redefine the ability of best-of-breed user communities to generate. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to enhance perfectly. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your enterprise feature set? Free? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? The power to utilize intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix strategically. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The re-purposing factor is dynamic, global, best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. What does the standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365 innovative, transparent obfuscation supervising" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. If you deliver transparently, you may have to innovate extensibly. Without well-planned platforms, social networks are forced to become frictionless, C2C2B, integrated. Think back-end. Think affiliate-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of research and development. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We believe we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to engineer robustly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "B2B, granular all-hands meetings" really mean? If you utilize proactively, you may have to integrate super-strategically. If you extend intra-globally, you may have to iterate interactively. A company that can utilize easily will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to expedite vertically. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, best-of-breed, real-world scheme for monitoring new e-tailers? Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of research and development. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? We will extend the capability of super-customized blog-based, dot-com R&D to syndicate. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the power to empower perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-services but our ability to architect.