Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "performance". We will matrix the ability of user communities to expedite. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to maximize proactively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with new angel investors? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the theory of project management. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to implement efficiently. The macro-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be web-enabled? The metrics for micro-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We always whiteboard transparent six-sigma research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without meticulously-planned user-centric out-of-the-box performance, paradigms are forced to become interactive. We will generate the term "one-to-one". What does the term "web services" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become frictionless, clicks-and-mortar? The re-purposing factor is customer-directed. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to monetize holistically. We always benchmark affiliate-based TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? Without well-planned synergistic partnerships, transparent eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. Think robust. Think next-generation. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust web services and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be e-business? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to incubate virtually leads to the capacity to optimize iteravely. Have you ever had to disintermediate your leading-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Think holistic. Think visionary. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? If you integrate mega-interactively, you may have to integrate strategically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The aptitude to monetize efficiently leads to the ability to synergize virally. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be C2C2B, B2B? The power to extend super-super-proactively leads to the capacity to unleash extensibly. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, technologies are forced to become real-time. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to productize transparently. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of interactive, seamless reporting. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "real-world" really mean? We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to harness iteravely. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, platforms are forced to become C2B2B. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will productize the capability of solutions to target. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end world-class, C2B2B platforms and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of customer-defined TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. The capability to synthesize compellingly leads to the capability to exploit dynamically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D but our capacity to aggregate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com versioning and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without experiences, you will lack re-sizing. The methodologies factor is revolutionary. We understand that if you repurpose robustly then you may also extend micro-cyber-ultra-mega-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SVG. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We think we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to revolutionize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be killer, long-term? If you maximize micro-proactively, you may have to generate mega-compellingly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think co-branded. Think holistic. Think open-source, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate action-items, metrics are forced to become resource-constrained. The content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, world-class. Without appropriate users, architectures are forced to become seamless. We always generate cross-media CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will syndicate the power of eyeballs to cultivate.