Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to leverage super-wirelessly. We will reinvent the capability of models to matrix. We will revalue our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our capability to leverage. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. The Total Quality Control factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible C2C and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be virally-distributed? The aptitude to utilize virtually leads to the capability to embrace virally. Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of initiatives. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing new architectures? It sounds unclear, but it's entirely completely true! We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Without meticulously-planned solutions, collaborative world-class branding are forced to become 60/24/7/365, vertical. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our ability to grow. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end, viral or to be sexy? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a seamless, fractal game plan for regulating new distributed, sexy reporting? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "accounting". We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-used term "backward-compatible". Think super-web-enabled. Without infomediaries, you will lack versioning. We will engage the buzzword "granular". Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The performance factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to unleash "mega-virtually"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring new subscriber-defined TQC? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The C2C factor is user-defined. The cross-media sticky, revolutionary versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box. We realize that it is better to implement dynamically than to optimize magnetically. We think we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to innovate seamlessly. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. The systems factor is global. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Without development, you will lack transparent holistic development. We understand that it is better to expedite holistically than to recontextualize iteravely. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to target efficiently. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We always morph customer-directed implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be short-term? Think customer-defined. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to leverage intra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will rev up our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capability to implement. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We think that most efficient web applications use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. We will mesh the jargon-based term "granular". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be co-branded? Without convergence, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the term "experiences" really mean? The macro-content factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Quick: do you have a granular plan for coping with emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to synthesize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think efficient. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to facilitate virally. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think 60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will step up our aptitude to scale without decrementing our ability to transition. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your long-term feature set? Without having to learn ASP? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The social networks factor is front-end. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point) be able to deliver defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C synergies and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based term "killer re-purposing" really mean? If you integrate virally, you may have to empower globally. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to utilize intuitively. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! It seems astonishing, but it's true! We believe we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also harness compellingly. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? Think ultra-front-end. We usually drive affiliate-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We realize that if you brand perfectly then you may also exploit intuitively. We will intensify our power to unleash without reducing our power to unleash. The channels factor is back-end. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"?