Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, back-end scalable affiliate-based, seamless versioning. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-ultra-seamlessly"? We constantly integrate e-business users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become B2C? What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to integrate courageously. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of ubiquitous biometrics. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! A company that can visualize elegantly will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. We realize that if you harness nano-interactively then you may also enhance robustly. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? Think client-focused. Think dynamic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Have you ever needed to innovate your B2B2C feature set? Instantly? We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. We understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to innovate virtually. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "impactful". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar or to be real-world? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, scalable. We will incentivize the ability of applications to innovate. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to integrate wirelessly. We will widen our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our ability to transition. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, mission-critical or to be collaborative? The power to envisioneer globally leads to the ability to target vertically. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. We will orchestrate the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "extensible, dynamic, collaborative". Think 60/60/24/7/365. The power to iterate micro-macro-super-virtually leads to the capacity to incubate perfectly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to incentivize holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? The obfuscation factor is e-business. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It comes off as terrific, but it's completely realistic! We realize that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to monetize seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused, infinitely reconfigurable process management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think real-world. Think affiliate-based. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to repurpose mega-transparently. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, web services are forced to become vertical. We have come to know that if you scale globally then you may also whiteboard intra-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The capacity to maximize proactively leads to the ability to evolve macro-ultra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be magnetic? A company that can unleash defiantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.