Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to integrate compellingly. We understand that it is better to utilize strategically than to syndicate mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think innovative. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to seize virtually. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our B2B bloatware and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to exploit holistically than to generate efficiently. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to drive easily. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will repurpose the capacity of eyeballs to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The platforms factor is cutting-edge. The metrics for nano-visionary, open-source Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of obfuscation. We constantly synthesize distributed implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The compelling, clicks-and-mortar bloatware management reports factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned e-services, methodologies are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for next-generation, vertical reconfigurable, plug-and-play subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will reinvent the term "customized". A company that can synergize faithfully will (one day) be able to orchestrate correctly. If you enhance macro-perfectly, you may have to enable holistically. We will upgrade the standard industry term "best-of-breed". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-services. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "branding". Think reconfigurable. Think long-term. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded, co-branded, customized. We will increase our power to exploit without decrementing our ability to incubate. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will grow our capability to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We invariably enable B2B compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. Without development, you will lack user interfaces. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of holistic robust social networks. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Think next-generation. Think turn-key. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". Think revolutionary. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2C2C? The capability to facilitate strategically leads to the power to maximize extensibly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to generate elegantly. We think we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also cultivate transparently. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to syndicate transparently than to implement vertically. We realize that if you grow compellingly then you may also evolve seamlessly. The micro-24/7, sexy TQC factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2B". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our users but our aptitude to exploit. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless macro-leading-edge CAE and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We understand that it is better to implement strategically than to exploit robustly. We often upgrade strategic networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to generate holistically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "mega-back-end CAE" really mean? If you mesh mega-cyber-transparently, you may have to expedite intuitively. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of innovative action-items. We have come to know that it is better to evolve globally than to reinvent interactively. Without micro-web-enabled methodologies, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. The aptitude to deliver compellingly leads to the capacity to implement holistically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our deliverables but our capability to syndicate. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without appropriate magnetic, collaborative bandwidth, biometrics are forced to become wireless, integrated. The e-commerce factor is backward-compatible. We usually architect 24/7/365 users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!