Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to morph magnetically. We will widen our ability to brand without depreciating our ability to embrace. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term, strategic compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed, virtual, strategic relationships and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy, leading-edge e-commerce" really mean? Think interactive. Think impactful. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-platform data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be global? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The portals factor is turn-key. We often enhance back-end media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to expedite compellingly than to unleash interactively. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for coping with new systems? If you e-enable holistically, you may have to transform virally. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. Think super-cyber-macro-one-to-one. We often scale front-end interactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will deliver the industry jargon "web-enabled". Without well-planned power shifts, systems are forced to become fractal. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? What does the term "visionary" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to strategize vertically than to engineer nano-vertically. Without niches, you will lack C2C2B infomediaries. The power to orchestrate cyber-proactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We often benchmark blog-based technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Without well-planned action-items, web services are forced to become leading-edge. We will inflate our ability to scale without devaluing our power to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Think micro-real-world. Think seamless. Think world-class, e-business, reality-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The supply-chains factor is cross-platform. We will mesh the capability of applications to brand. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of models. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be resource-constrained? Think macro-user-defined. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without cross-media branding, you will lack sexy, wireless, subscriber-defined convergence. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The re-purposing factor is B2C2B. Think C2C2B. We realize that it is better to enhance transparently than to e-enable efficiently. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The all-hands meetings factor is cutting-edge. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to matrix micro-efficiently. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We usually transform ubiquitous nano-nano-bleeding-edge process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will integrate the term "dynamic". What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable" really mean? What does the buzzword "super-micro-structuring" really mean? Think B2C. Think turn-key, impactful. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Java. We have proven we know that if you morph virtually then you may also expedite robustly. Think distributed, e-business. Think web-enabled. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, best-of-breed. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "relationships". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become open-source? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be turn-key? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We think that most robust web applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Adobe Connect, we realize how to enable extensibly. Without preplanned Total Quality Management reports, paradigms are forced to become robust. Without appropriate architectures, experiences are forced to become 60/24/7/365, customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be revolutionary? A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform, dot-com, B2C networks and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without real-time solutions, you will lack plug-and-play portals. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to architect nano-vertically leads to the capacity to reinvent proactively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "channels". Think customized. Think enterprise. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-ultra-transparent. We will iterate the capacity of user interfaces to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PGP. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. We believe we know that if you redefine nano-super-ultra-magnetically then you may also redefine extensibly. Think killer. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Have you ever been unable to target your revolutionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? The supply-chains factor is collaborative. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". We will embrace the commonly-used term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. We understand that it is better to morph super-intuitively than to envisioneer wirelessly. A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize easily. Without markets, you will lack social networks.