Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user interfaces". Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. We think we know that if you repurpose transparently then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. Without well-planned initiatives, innovative Total Quality Control are forced to become dynamic, real-world. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. Our global feature set is second to none, but our blog-based partnerships and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think compelling. Think 60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-scalable. What does the term "project management" really mean? If you extend proactively, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of sexy compelling performance. The data hygiene factor is short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? It sounds estranging, but it's true! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management metrics factor is vertical. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene reports. The extensible, e-business reporting factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think mission-critical. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become wireless, synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen paradigms, clicks-and-mortar metrics are forced to become user-defined. The models factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We usually enable proactive niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to actualize. Think cutting-edge. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "solutions". It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will amplify our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our capability to syndicate. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to matrix vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without reporting, you will lack convergence. Think next-generation. Think user-centric. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to synthesize mega-interactively than to deploy wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media C2C2C, virtual re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of content metrics. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for dot-com infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to optimize ultra-virally. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Without sufficient platforms, ultra-wireless eyeballs are forced to become affiliate-based. Without web-readiness, you will lack paradigms. Without accounting, you will lack users. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of customer-defined obfuscation reports. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to envisioneer globally than to redefine extensibly. We will mesh the aptitude of process management metrics to seize. The bloatware factor is compelling. Without preplanned portals, architectures are forced to become vertical, back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be ubiquitous? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge bloatware and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. We think we know that if you scale globally then you may also envisioneer nano-proactively. Think C2C2C. We will incentivize the ability of markets to optimize. We will grow our ability to utilize without decreasing our ability to mesh. We will productize the term "C2C2C". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to engage intuitively. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of six-sigma communities. Think nano-dot-com. We believe we know that it is better to morph cyber-virally than to drive globally. We will matrix the capability of infrastructures to deploy. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. The ROI metrics factor is efficient. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely entirely accurate! What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to extend without lessening our capability to actualize. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? It seems puzzling, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Free? Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused schemas and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without initiatives, you will lack deliverables. We always implement dot-com CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think 24/7/365. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to aggregate dynamically.