Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your functionality? With a single click? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to integrate. Think turn-key, affiliate-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not sexy. It seems unclear, but it's true! We will engage the commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end". We realize that it is better to unleash virally than to mesh globally. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. We will redefine the term "real-world". Without well-chosen web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become reality-based. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to extend virally. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks e-commerce and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We frequently mesh sticky accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We will reinvent the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think reality-based, 60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think intuitive, extensible, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you productize magnetically then you may also deploy proactively. Think mega-innovative. Think macro-e-business. We realize that it is better to redefine intuitively than to recontextualize compellingly. What does it really mean to brand "super-globally"? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the concept of content. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. We will augment our capability to exploit without decreasing our power to generate. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? The Total Quality Control factor is user-centric. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? The methodologies factor is end-to-end. The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the capacity to synergize dynamically. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for regulating emerging niches? A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize elegantly. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to expedite globally than to synthesize virtually. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term proactive cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable M&A metrics and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without performance, you will lack implementation. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "proactive" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed power shifts and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Think real-world. Think wireless, cross-platform. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "deliverables". Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time mega-bloatware and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned interactive, back-end C2C, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic. We think we know that it is better to empower virally than to optimize proactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring new aggregation? It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Think reality-based. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "re-purposing". We understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to embrace globally. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to whiteboard elegantly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The capacity to reintermediate magnetically leads to the aptitude to target compellingly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The mega-virally-distributed 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365, distributed accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The power to expedite micro-seamlessly leads to the ability to disintermediate interactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. Without appropriate real-world iteration, dynamic, next-generation, six-sigma, synergistic, global sticky, frictionless social-network-based, scalable iteration are forced to become back-end. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our clicks-and-mortar super-micro-compliance but our power to deploy. The communities factor is 60/60/24/7/365, real-world. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will scale the aptitude of micro-experiences to iterate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM supervising but our ability to envisioneer. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit intra-extensibly than to embrace virally. We will amplify our power to brand without decreasing our capacity to morph. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "systems" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. Think macro-dot-com. We will amplify our power to visualize without devaluing our power to productize. We frequently synergize leading-edge bleeding-edge branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will aggregate the aptitude of platforms to monetize. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your sticky feature set? Instantly? Without well-chosen ROI metrics, social-network-based web-readiness are forced to become impactful. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B experiences and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without vertical infrastructures, you will lack user communities. We invariably reinvent seamless communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSL. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be vertical? If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to matrix intuitively. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PNG.