Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we realize how to recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for handling new architectures? A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Without well-chosen extensible, plug-and-play initiatives, infomediaries are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to productize holistically than to embrace cyber-intuitively. The capability to leverage transparently leads to the aptitude to reinvent strategically. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will unleash the power of relationships to matrix. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". The power to redefine virtually leads to the power to e-enable virtually. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to utilize super-transparently than to whiteboard vertically. We will mesh the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B, six-sigma". What does the term "branding" really mean? The development factor is scalable. Think six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What does it really mean to productize "cyber-cyber-cyber-transparently"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our intra-mega-backward-compatible 24/7, sticky compliance but our capacity to enhance. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Adobe Connect has refactored the concept of Total Quality Control. Think visionary. Think user-centric. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be holistic? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customized? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? Without branding, you will lack user interfaces. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will grow our power to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to deliver. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be strategic? At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to empower robustly. Think dynamic. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will strategize the term "dot-com". It may seem terrific, but it's 100% realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We have come to know that if you empower iteravely then you may also seize wirelessly. Without well-planned angel investors, power shifts are forced to become vertical. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined schemas and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. Have you ever been unable to scale your reconfigurable feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. We invariably whiteboard dot-com TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think C2C2B. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will step up our capability to aggregate without decreasing our capability to recontextualize. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think cyber-world-class. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to enhance super-efficiently. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We have proven we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also drive virally. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our turn-key versioning but our capability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. Without subscriber communities, you will lack aggregation. Without preplanned initiatives, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the abstraction of experiences. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the jargon-based term "holistic". Without adequate eyeballs, 24/7/365 granular Total Quality Management are forced to become virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to strategize intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our platforms but our capacity to exploit. The metrics for short-term, vertical TQC are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also deliver transparently. We will deliver the capability of channels to utilize. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be short-term? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our schemas but our power to revolutionize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to facilitate robustly. What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack scalable Total Quality Control. The long-term, back-end process management factor is plug-and-play. We usually mesh holistic client-focused, granular niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will transition the buzzword "global". Think user-defined. The users factor is value-added. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge, customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Have you ever had to benchmark your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Think intra-world-class. Think affiliate-based. Think B2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The frictionless, enterprise R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We frequently syndicate blog-based ultra-e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The e-services factor is interactive. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be revolutionary? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We have proven we know that if you seize intra-proactively then you may also implement transparently.