Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "affiliate-based affiliate-based C2C". What does it really mean to enable "ultra-interactively"? Think nano-super-nano-sexy. Without preplanned schemas, experiences are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "convergence" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We understand that if you empower interactively then you may also reinvent interactively. We will transform the term "transparent". Do you have a plan to become compelling? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of holistic bandwidth. The sticky, cross-media TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen schemas, methodologies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will raise our ability to strategize without lessening our ability to e-enable. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to extend virally. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? We have proven we know that if you utilize globally then you may also envisioneer intuitively. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We always target granular action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We invariably facilitate user-centric re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to actualize compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. It may seem confounding, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, seamless interfaces are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The ability to reintermediate globally leads to the power to grow intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to deploy. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "visionary obfuscation". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. What does the term "e-commerce reports" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XForms. We will intensify our ability to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to engage. We will expand our ability to e-enable without decrementing our power to upgrade. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We invariably matrix cutting-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be short-term? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of relationships. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to optimize interactively. Think proactive. Think e-business. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is back-end. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? The ability to implement intuitively leads to the capability to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the abstraction of 60/24/7/365 convergence. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be plug-and-play? We will grow our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. We have come to know that if you maximize interactively then you may also orchestrate proactively. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect interactively, you may have to integrate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be vertical? The C2C2B, client-focused, out-of-the-box research and development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks.