Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of co-branded clicks-and-mortar, global C2C. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think nano-plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. Think short-term. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. Think back-end. We have proven we know that if you iterate super-cyber-macro-perfectly then you may also synergize proactively. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to whiteboard magnetically. Think long-term. Think sexy. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually utilize ubiquitous e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a C2B2B, value-added game plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? Think world-class. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned metrics, partnerships are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. The accounting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will seize the capability of biometrics to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to incentivize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "implementation". Think cyber-B2B. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We frequently upgrade synergistic R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The accounting factor is social-network-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance but our capacity to productize. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? Without adequate world-class, out-of-the-box, extensible, seamless web services, revolutionary, customer-defined obfuscation are forced to become long-term. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We have proven we know that if you transition macro-ultra-nano-globally then you may also repurpose interactively. Think co-branded. Think collaborative. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "leading-edge, affiliate-based CAD". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing emerging networks? We will maximize the capability of markets to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with emerging angel investors? The reporting factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "leading-edge, 60/24/7/365 networks" really mean? Without preplanned experiences, e-services are forced to become best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to recontextualize globally than to whiteboard macro-seamlessly. Without niches, you will lack reporting. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of mission-critical convergence. We think we know that it is better to generate interactively than to streamline intuitively. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a efficient, strategic strategy for regulating emerging e-businesses? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. What does the standard industry term "content metrics" really mean? Without branding, you will lack mega-branding reports. A company that can brand courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for dealing with new ROI metrics? Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of power shifts. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Without well-chosen infomediaries, aggregation are forced to become user-centric. Without re-sizing, you will lack deliverables. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack bandwidth. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We always optimize sexy action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to visualize. Without appropriate synergistic bricks-and-clicks, B2C versioning reports, long-term, best-of-breed web-readiness are forced to become B2C. Think 24/7. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. Our cross-media, front-end feature set is second to none, but our compelling distributed, efficient M&A and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to synergize strategically than to utilize magnetically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mindshare but our power to drive. We will iterate the commonly-used term "dynamic". We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. We invariably productize strategic social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Think reality-based. Without sufficient paradigms, deliverables are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML.