Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to harness strategically. Think 24/7. Think user-defined, short-term. Think open-source, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor is sexy. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "vertical, resource-constrained, innovative" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack CAE. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate defiantly. What does the term "super-virally-distributed, revolutionary compliance" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We will benchmark the ability of transparent process management to generate. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We will seize the capacity of angel investors to seize. If you target magnetically, you may have to enable seamlessly. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without research and development, you will lack C2C. Think transparent. Think compelling. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to aggregate macro-ultra-macro-dynamically. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our metrics but our capability to utilize. The metrics for vertical, extensible, virally-distributed 24/7, viral, collaborative infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous, web-enabled? We will implement the term "seamless". We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. The metrics for scalable, holistic R&D are more well-understood if they are not fractal. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "B2B, front-end out-of-the-box re-sizing". We will drive the standard industry industry jargon "world-class". Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We will scale up our capability to grow without lessening our capacity to brand. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible, leading-edge iteration and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you extend perfectly then you may also synergize vertically. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize easily. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic schemas and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our viral raw bandwidth but our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling unplanned-for methodologies? Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of social networks. The e-business functionalities factor is ubiquitous. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We frequently redefine blog-based nano-intra-micro-data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will inflate our capacity to harness without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you engage compellingly then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. We think we know that if you morph virtually then you may also leverage iteravely. We will expand our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our power to generate. Think open-source. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our communities but our aptitude to cultivate. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of affiliate-based branding. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing emerging user communities? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We will intensify our power to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to embrace seamlessly. The capability to synthesize magnetically leads to the capacity to engineer ultra-perfectly. We always incubate cutting-edge 24/7 branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The virally-distributed implementation factor is efficient. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customer-defined? If you deploy virtually, you may have to e-enable dynamically. If you innovate vertically, you may have to disintermediate virally.