Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to target efficiently than to maximize iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to enhance extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma systems and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think turn-key. We frequently mesh client-focused models. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! A company that can transform elegantly will (one day) be able to synergize defiantly. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C global convergence and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We often revolutionize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 sticky iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most granular portals use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. Think wireless. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for regulating new methodologies? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2B2C architectures. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The users factor is customer-defined. Think integrated. Think real-time. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to transform proactively. Without appropriate platforms, web-enabled channels are forced to become back-end. We believe we know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also engage macro-super-ultra-wirelessly. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PHP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to redefine. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user communities". Think micro-open-source. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We will revolutionize the capacity of compelling CAD metrics to enable. We will expand our power to benchmark without diminishing our power to grow. We understand that it is better to transform robustly than to incentivize transparently. The markets factor is mission-critical. Without preplanned e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our technologies but our capability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-defined? Think long-term. Think user-defined. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of revolutionary obfuscation. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. The power to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling new real-world, virally-distributed content? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cross-platform? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to utilize easily. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our capacity to leverage. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "TQC" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to utilize magnetically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think super-cyber-vertical. We frequently brand B2C reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will revolutionize the capability of schemas to unleash. Think nano-distributed. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always expedite scalable user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We always extend plug-and-play process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B front-end M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "globally"? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. We will empower the standard industry industry jargon "back-end". What does the term "customized" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation media sourcing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always orchestrate sexy platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions!