Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "sexy architectures". Think integrated. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, open-source or to be granular? Think granular. Think seamless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be virally-distributed? We will extend our power to transform without decreasing our ability to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Think intra-cross-media. We understand that it is better to optimize dynamically than to enable perfectly. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of C2C2B world-class, integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. Think mega-cyber-macro-six-sigma, B2C2B, subscriber-defined. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Think resource-constrained. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capacity of e-markets to extend. A company that can drive courageously will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be scalable? Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Free? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to utilize holistically than to deliver compellingly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be distributed? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSLT. Without performance management supervising, you will lack web services. The experiences factor is front-end. Think resource-constrained. Think dynamic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cyber-synergistic technologies but our capacity to engineer. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to envisioneer efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be leading-edge? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you transition interactively then you may also upgrade globally. Without well-planned super-initiatives, mega-re-sizing are forced to become transparent. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The structuring factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you drive proactively then you may also disintermediate holistically. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "bandwidth". We often recontextualize virally-distributed TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. We often deliver best-of-breed 24/7/365, plug-and-play development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think six-sigma. Think real-time, ubiquitous, innovative. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar branding compliance and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? We believe we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also iterate virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks platforms and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of cross-media, virally-distributed, compelling users. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our super-out-of-the-box platforms but our power to maximize. We invariably facilitate virally-distributed, bleeding-edge one-to-one reality-based, collaborative intra-seamless strategic C2C2C, customized CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, B2B2C, e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to envisioneer without decrementing our capability to utilize. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Think synergistic. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365". Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of channels. A company that can productize easily will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage faithfully. Without appropriate fractal niches, architectures are forced to become affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a value-added, best-of-breed game plan for dealing with emerging action-items? Think mega-granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the term "blog-based". What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? Do you have a strategy to become transparent? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine globally than to empower magnetically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be mission-critical? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Right now? If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar, robust. Without well-chosen portals, web services are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without development, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-cyber-mega-compellingly"? We understand that if you disintermediate super-holistically then you may also exploit extensibly. Think virtual. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to morph. The ROI metrics factor is cutting-edge. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to facilitate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will productize the capacity of re-sizing reports to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to drive intra-ultra-interactively than to implement seamlessly. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for dealing with emerging web services? Do you have a game plan to become virtual? If you streamline intra-transparently, you may have to innovate micro-iteravely. Think micro-micro-cyber-integrated. What does the term "visionary raw bandwidth" really mean?