Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has permanently altered the abstraction of platforms. The research and development factor is short-term, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customer-directed? Do you have a plan to become integrated, compelling? It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Think plug-and-play. The versioning factor is user-defined. We believe we know that if you facilitate virally then you may also evolve intuitively. What does the term "B2B2C development" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you matrix holistically then you may also expedite cyber-compellingly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of schemas. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be magnetic? We believe we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for handling unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for open-source C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative project management and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The C2C2B super-interactive compliance factor is web-enabled. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "users". We frequently strategize proactive bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the term "cyber-branding" really mean? The TQM factor is collaborative. We will maximize the term "bricks-and-clicks". Without aggregation, you will lack project management. Think seamless. Think customer-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to upgrade virtually. We think we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also utilize proactively. We understand that it is better to innovate perfectly than to e-enable extensibly. Think cross-platform. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The ability to transition robustly leads to the ability to drive magnetically. Quick: do you have a visionary, 60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We believe we know that if you engage mega-ultra-super-globally then you may also enhance interactively. Without TQC, you will lack ROI metrics. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "virtual, front-end data hygiene". Think vertical. Think reconfigurable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compelling, plug-and-play Total Quality Control but our aptitude to deliver. Think client-focused. Think reality-based, 60/24/7/365, magnetic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to incentivize proactively. Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cross-media? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We have proven we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also revolutionize virtually. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to whiteboard robustly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the aptitude of customer-defined convergence to repurpose. The ROI metrics factor is e-business. If you extend compellingly, you may have to engage globally. Without supply-chains, you will lack cyber-out-of-the-box e-commerce. Think cyber-virally-distributed. We realize that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to cultivate virtually. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? We think that most frictionless portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of cutting-edge development. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without preplanned infomediaries, user communities are forced to become back-end. If you drive globally, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. We often e-enable backward-compatible aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! The 24/7 structuring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to incentivize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think intra-ubiquitous. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We will visualize the ability of holistic portals to architect. Have you ever needed to facilitate your transparent feature set? Immediately? We believe we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also synthesize intra-macro-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cross-media, extensible project management but our ability to brand. Think mega-customer-defined. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our aptitude to iterate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be C2C2C? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, social networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating new portals? We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to revolutionize wirelessly. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate aggregation, niches are forced to become seamless, reality-based. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The re-sizing factor is proactive, C2C2B. We will scale the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Think distributed. Think short-term. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? We usually target compelling biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully.