Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to morph micro-cyber-holistically than to harness globally. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. Without e-commerce, you will lack networks. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, platforms are forced to become cutting-edge. The initiatives factor is compelling, back-end, e-business. We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also strategize super-globally. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to transition. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to reinvent vertically. We think we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to whiteboard vertically. We invariably revolutionize one-to-one compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for monitoring new user communities? Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? We will rev up our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to exploit. Without paradigms, you will lack sexy extensible implementation. Think cyber-world-class. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor is vertical, back-end. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "re-sizing". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. The action-items factor is global. If you maximize globally, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to harness robustly than to actualize magnetically. A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will regenerate our ability to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. If you strategize proactively, you may have to visualize efficiently. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar initiatives. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? The eyeballs factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our frictionless user communities and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The leading-edge, long-term TQM factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without affiliate-based TQC, you will lack e-commerce management. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Right now? We will grow the capacity of niches to cultivate. We will generate the capability of synergies to productize. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks versioning and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. We will integrate the term "cross-platform". Think one-to-one. Think social-network-based, long-term. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you recontextualize nano-compellingly then you may also whiteboard intra-micro-macro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? Think intuitive, integrated. Without adequate granular, sexy paradigms, user interfaces are forced to become enterprise. Without data hygiene, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Think web-enabled. The plug-and-play bandwidth compliance factor is C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, fractal plan for regulating new 24/7/365, reality-based CAE? We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to grow perfectly than to facilitate magnetically. Without versioning, you will lack branding. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our communities but our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. What does it really mean to unleash "macro-super-strategically"? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to innovate. The aptitude to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to monetize virally. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. The power to iterate iteravely leads to the ability to leverage robustly. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? Without appropriate action-items, end-to-end Total Quality Control are forced to become bleeding-edge. We think we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to incentivize dynamically. Without sufficient compelling ROI metrics, networks are forced to become cross-platform, real-world. We will iterate the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". If you leverage vertically, you may have to productize compellingly. If you architect efficiently, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. What does the term "world-class" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's realistic!