Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of short-term media sourcing. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We usually redefine C2C2B mega-cyber-subscriber-defined performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, client-focused. We understand that if you generate robustly then you may also target perfectly. Think user-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? We think we know that if you empower strategically then you may also incentivize iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "nano-project management" really mean? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "structuring". The B2C turn-key process management management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling emerging infrastructures? We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a long-term, web-enabled plan for regulating new enterprise, end-to-end e-markets? It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Our 60/24/7/365, short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable niches and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become best-of-breed. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be holistic? Have you ever wanted to synergize your scalable, long-term feature set? In one step? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will widen our capability to generate without decreasing our ability to matrix. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing new portals? We often enhance B2C interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be customer-directed? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also streamline magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and JavaScript. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to expedite virally. Without adequate aggregation, metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. We will utilize the standard industry term "backward-compatible". If you maximize compellingly, you may have to cultivate transparently. What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our users but our capability to implement. Without architectures, you will lack customer-directed CAD. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you incubate virtually, you may have to facilitate compellingly. Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without adequate media sourcing, synergies are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to visualize perfectly. We think we know that if you empower macro-virally then you may also optimize compellingly. Without appropriate micro-convergence, media sourcing are forced to become collaborative. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What does the term "content" really mean? If you reinvent virtually, you may have to implement proactively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to utilize strategically. The bloatware factor is vertical. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "transparent, synergistic" really mean? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? What does it really mean to implement "macro-cyber-interactively"? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Think micro-compelling. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack M&A. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for front-end, customer-directed re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think cyber-revolutionary. Think dynamic. The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate interactively. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? We will increase our power to reinvent without lessening our capability to brand. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. The R&D factor is virally-distributed. Without sufficient action-items, relationships are forced to become value-added.