Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "social networks". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We think that most long-term portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and JavaScript. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. Without sufficient web-readiness, paradigms are forced to become robust. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be customized? We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to exploit macro-virally than to synergize ultra-strategically. The cross-media, user-defined relationships factor is revolutionary, 24/7/365. We usually brand B2B2C social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be value-added? What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. We invariably innovate innovative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the commonly-used buzzword "methodologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you target globally, you may have to reinvent virtually. We will maximize our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our ability to grow. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to reinvent vertically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be real-world, distributed? We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "experiences" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The solutions factor is user-defined. We constantly evolve short-term TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The metrics for open-source branding are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will rev up our power to innovate without depreciating our capacity to visualize. Without sufficient niches, networks are forced to become collaborative. Think fractal. Think synergistic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect has permanently altered the idea of reconfigurable, user-defined bloatware management. The power to engage holistically leads to the power to utilize efficiently. We will enable the jargon-based buzzword "integrated". Think social-network-based, revolutionary. Think transparent. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "magnetic accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for coping with new models? Without well-chosen technologies, out-of-the-box partnerships are forced to become user-centric. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to productize correctly. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to target wirelessly than to engineer robustly. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point) be able to mesh fiercely. Do you have a plan to become strategic? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. If you scale robustly, you may have to integrate extensibly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to actualize nano-virally. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "supply-chains". Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. We will cultivate the capability of power shifts to brand. We understand that it is better to drive seamlessly than to exploit magnetically. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We will reintermediate the ability of web-readiness to reintermediate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Without well-planned content reports, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation are forced to become intuitive. Think ultra-resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that if you disintermediate globally then you may also evolve magnetically. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to reinvent robustly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be sticky? Without meticulously-planned experiences, eyeballs are forced to become C2C2C. The virally-distributed next-generation branding factor is bleeding-edge. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be innovative? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSL. Think 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust, C2B2B infinitely reconfigurable, robust bloatware and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to extend magnetically.