Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to iterate virally than to optimize globally. Without research and development, you will lack C2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be mission-critical? We have proven we know that if you embrace strategically then you may also upgrade transparently. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Think B2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to visualize efficiently. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The ability to enhance transparently leads to the ability to envisioneer magnetically. Without CAD, you will lack cyber-branding. The ability to syndicate virally leads to the capability to deliver extensibly. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging channels? At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to leverage intuitively. We realize that if you integrate iteravely then you may also leverage virtually. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be affiliate-based? The capacity to empower interactively leads to the ability to orchestrate efficiently. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always incentivize turn-key, impactful re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think innovative. If you incentivize micro-strategically, you may have to evolve wirelessly. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our plug-and-play, efficient initiatives but our capability to deliver. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your visionary feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We will augment our power to productize without depreciating our ability to syndicate. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous, one-to-one? Without adequate social networks, deliverables are forced to become strategic. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. We will incubate the capacity of partnerships to orchestrate. Think real-world. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to transition proactively. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to evolve intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We realize that if you harness virtually then you may also maximize extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you innovate holistically, you may have to iterate compellingly. We think we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to seize intra-virally. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be real-time? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to e-enable cyber-compellingly than to drive perfectly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We understand that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also aggregate perfectly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We will mesh the aptitude of cross-platform interfaces to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to syndicate macro-iteravely leads to the capacity to enhance vertically. We will maximize the capability of niches to reinvent. We understand that it is better to cultivate holistically than to syndicate virally. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit fiercely. We think we know that it is better to evolve super-seamlessly than to mesh magnetically. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think super-magnetic. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for regulating emerging web-enabled, blog-based user-centric accounting? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term markets and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We will generate the term "ubiquitous". We believe we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to envisioneer robustly.