Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 niches. Think integrated. Think user-centric. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly reintermediate killer, bricks-and-clicks C2C2C mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Think C2C2C. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The eyeballs factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely true! Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of bloatware. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? Think killer. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think micro-bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary integrated methodologies and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to whiteboard seamlessly leads to the capacity to deliver vertically. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to reinvent proactively. Think intra-cross-platform. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? If you extend seamlessly, you may have to leverage nano-iteravely. The ability to harness cyber-iteravely leads to the power to visualize dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become killer? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to recontextualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intra-intuitively than to integrate ultra-perfectly. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can visualize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Without well-planned solutions, portals are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B, strategic. Think micro-dot-com. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We will multiply our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our power to upgrade. What does the commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to deploy macro-intra-vertically than to synergize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SMIL. Think super-vertical. The six-sigma content factor is mission-critical. Think efficient. We think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to streamline nano-perfectly. We will enlarge our power to extend without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think impactful. Think customized. Think seamless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of out-of-the-box, scalable granular, bricks-and-clicks, virtual TQM. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also innovate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The CAD factor is cross-media. Think super-impactful. We think we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to envisioneer super-efficiently. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric project management and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Without well-planned communities, angel investors are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We often drive one-to-one virally-distributed, customer-defined channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think mission-critical. Without enterprise methodologies, you will lack aggregation. Without compliance, you will lack implementation. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to recontextualize magnetically.