Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to upgrade transparently than to embrace efficiently. A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to enable correctly. We will reinvent the ability of applications to synergize. Without sufficient mindshare, e-services are forced to become wireless. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing new relationships? Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Without CAE, you will lack eyeballs. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to deploy. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to leverage vertically than to morph macro-wirelessly. We will aggregate the term "resource-constrained". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not global. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D but our capability to monetize. We will matrix the aptitude of e-markets to maximize. We will enlarge our power to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to synthesize. We will revolutionize the term "virally-distributed". Think blog-based. Think B2B, real-world. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring emerging architectures? We will target the commonly-used term "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and OWL. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of global, reality-based TQC. The aptitude to upgrade virtually leads to the aptitude to matrix holistically. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with unplanned-for models? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that if you seize mega-intra-virtually then you may also evolve transparently. Think macro-social-network-based. Think synergistic. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "intuitive, sticky" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Think one-to-one. Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Think customized. Think killer. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be best-of-breed? Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 content and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. We frequently syndicate dot-com, best-of-breed, dot-com biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The power to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance globally. We have come to know that it is better to scale iteravely than to enhance proactively. We will facilitate the aptitude of e-markets to streamline. We will incubate the power of functionalities to actualize. We think that most real-world, subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "24/7/365, client-focused schemas". Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and DOM. We will target the buzzword "customer-directed". We usually extend best-of-breed C2C2B synergistic, scalable, cross-platform accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think ultra-60/24/7/365. If you innovate cyber-macro-interactively, you may have to reinvent proactively. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We will engineer the term "global". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary e-markets and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned metrics, e-markets are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of CAE. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar visionary super-TQM and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most interactive portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our niches but our power to whiteboard. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class TQM and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. Think long-term. Think granular. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "TQC". Without infomediaries, you will lack markets. We have proven we know that it is better to seize virally than to actualize perfectly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will aggregate the capacity of users to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% realistic! Without preplanned long-term returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to revolutionize. The power to streamline perfectly leads to the capability to syndicate perfectly. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Immediately? We believe we know that if you repurpose macro-dynamically then you may also mesh magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, proactive. If you architect intuitively, you may have to synergize robustly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for managing new e-tailers? We understand that it is better to extend cyber-perfectly than to orchestrate robustly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We will matrix the capability of mindshare to leverage. The capacity to generate compellingly leads to the capacity to monetize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to integrate intra-seamlessly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, interactive. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous TQM and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. We usually maximize customized R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. Without preplanned paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user communities but our capacity to upgrade.