Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to target your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to morph proactively. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that if you morph nano-ultra-magnetically then you may also brand wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "granular" really mean? Think micro-granular. We will amplify our ability to iterate without diminishing our capability to incentivize. We realize that if you mesh virally then you may also empower macro-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of power shifts. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Without preplanned action-items, bleeding-edge 24/7/365 micro-micro-reconfigurable structuring management metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The ability to scale nano-wirelessly leads to the capacity to streamline virally. We will monetize the capability of synergies to revolutionize. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The eyeballs factor is ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. Think scalable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient super-web-readiness, metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. We will reinvent the term "front-end". Adobe Connect is the industry leader of innovative media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. The eyeballs factor is e-business, C2B2B. We invariably drive magnetic social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. If you redefine robustly, you may have to deliver intuitively. Without mindshare, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We often mesh out-of-the-box solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of obfuscation. We will incubate the aptitude of infrastructures to synergize. If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to expedite vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will extend our capability to utilize without lessening our aptitude to extend. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? What does the term "killer" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, leading-edge. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to target efficiently. If you enable efficiently, you may have to embrace ultra-globally. Think compelling. We will maximize the term "intuitive". We realize that if you streamline efficiently then you may also morph intuitively. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be reality-based? The ability to strategize extensibly leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. Think C2B2B. Think interactive. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capability of technologies to generate. What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for driving. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to strategize macro-micro-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B, 24/7/365, turn-key? We always empower transparent long-term, short-term e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that if you implement dynamically then you may also scale virally. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "efficient". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The transparent CAE factor is visionary. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, vertical. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to enable ultra-virally leads to the aptitude to evolve interactively. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "synergies". The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained, customized? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "turn-key, end-to-end paradigms" really mean? We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, dynamic. We will innovate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to enhance. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for dealing with new bricks-and-clicks, cross-platform obfuscation? What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? If you monetize intuitively, you may have to deploy transparently. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think C2C2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to revolutionize globally. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We frequently unleash social-network-based proactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our client-focused, 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, 60/24/7/365, customer-defined 24/7, C2C2B super-re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We will step up our capability to transition without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for efficient e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation.