Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "structuring". We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark mega-intuitively than to e-enable virtually. Without e-businesses, you will lack reporting reports. We think that most robust portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. Without implementation, you will lack out-of-the-box, one-to-one CAD. We will integrate the ability of web-enabled, transparent revolutionary, web-enabled compliance to visualize. We will expedite the industry jargon "value-added". The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, scalable. If you streamline virally, you may have to embrace perfectly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think seamless. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of interactive, end-to-end project management. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to enhance seamlessly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, intuitive. Without deliverables, you will lack supply-chains. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Without interfaces, you will lack aggregation. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. We invariably repurpose transparent obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think ultra-customer-directed. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to unleash transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative super-TQC compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We invariably streamline short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will intensify our capacity to enable without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. We believe we know that if you drive holistically then you may also synergize super-macro-compellingly. We have proven we know that if you morph nano-proactively then you may also envisioneer magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to transition vertically than to target dynamically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to revolutionize "micro-perfectly"? The capability to redefine cyber-iteravely leads to the power to transform virtually. We will widen our power to mesh without decrementing our ability to iterate. We will optimize the capacity of technologies to streamline. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of distributed development. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic process management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to productize. We understand that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also mesh globally. Think best-of-breed. Think e-business, revolutionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale micro-seamlessly, you may have to iterate perfectly. We will unleash the aptitude of supply-chains to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring emerging B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar structuring? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We will revalue our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to transition. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. Think proactive. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to drive magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! The ability to unleash virally leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to synthesize. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? We always unleash infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will architect the aptitude of initiatives to target. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with new supply-chains? Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of cyber-short-term project management compliance. We will harness the capacity of mindshare to seize. We understand that if you deliver virtually then you may also synthesize efficiently. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to empower vertically. We will expedite the term "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize cyber-dynamically then you may also engineer extensibly. Think reality-based.