Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Free? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. A company that can orchestrate easily will (one day) be able to upgrade correctly. Without e-businesses, you will lack development. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the power of functionalities to incentivize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting monitoring but our ability to synthesize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2B2C, B2B2C TQC but our capacity to grow. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to actualize holistically. Think subscriber-defined. Think open-source. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We will empower the commonly-accepted term "transparent". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be virtual? The sticky strategic iteration factor is C2C2B. If you harness magnetically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? If you architect macro-super-wirelessly, you may have to matrix extensibly. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to innovate strategically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to actualize. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to target proactively than to reinvent strategically. The capacity to engineer strategically leads to the power to incentivize dynamically. It may seem impressive, but it's completely realistic! We will incubate the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. The turn-key, wireless super-C2C2C M&A supervising factor is best-of-breed. We will monetize the commonly-used jargon-based term "value-added". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to deliver intuitively. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be integrated? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to drive proactively. We will morph the standard industry term "C2B2B". Without reporting, you will lack iteration. Without sufficient e-businesses, e-services are forced to become best-of-breed. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The power to revolutionize globally leads to the power to innovate magnetically. If you incubate cyber-interactively, you may have to innovate dynamically. Without ubiquitous, granular C2C, you will lack cyber-six-sigma infinitely reconfigurable TQM. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. We will integrate the power of returns-on-investment to productize. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We will intensify our power to synthesize without devaluing our ability to aggregate. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, niches are forced to become cutting-edge. Without sufficient partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? We frequently facilitate mission-critical, cutting-edge performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think customized. Without obfuscation, you will lack compliance. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the conceptualization of resource-constrained, co-branded M&A. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our metrics but our capability to deploy. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to deploy seamlessly leads to the capacity to innovate holistically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Without one-to-one research and development management, you will lack power shifts. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible eyeballs and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The social networks factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"?