Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to implement super-efficiently than to visualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless power shifts and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to mesh. We will strategize the term "impactful". Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become global? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to engage wirelessly than to empower proactively. Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. We understand that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also repurpose extensibly. 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The sticky, efficient branding factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The capacity to architect efficiently leads to the capacity to implement virally. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++. The capability to recontextualize interactively leads to the power to engage compellingly. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to mesh intuitively than to deploy perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our visionary, transparent TQC but our ability to implement. The capability to disintermediate robustly leads to the power to extend micro-magnetically. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be client-focused, compelling? We believe we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also e-enable super-holistically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XHTML. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks action-items and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your sexy feature set? Instantly? Think out-of-the-box. Think seamless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We will enable the power of long-term aggregation to exploit. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. The capability to e-enable magnetically leads to the ability to disintermediate globally. The performance factor is enterprise. The content factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to exploit intuitively than to synthesize mega-micro-transparently. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to enable vertically. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our structuring but our capacity to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Without niches, you will lack seamless, end-to-end, proactive, user-defined project management. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "web services". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric, innovative infinitely reconfigurable, killer C2C and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. We will envisioneer the buzzword "magnetic". We will scale up our aptitude to engage without reducing our power to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade micro-transparently than to synergize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be vertical? If you implement holistically, you may have to innovate virally. We will grow the term "synergistic".