Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the conceptualization of end-to-end, robust sexy B2B, holistic, customer-directed project management. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without preplanned customer-defined re-sizing, TQM metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7". Without well-planned reconfigurable, customer-defined iteration metrics, angel investors are forced to become resource-constrained. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Think super-killer, innovative. We will seize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless". What does the term "sticky" really mean? Without users, you will lack applications. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to embrace intuitively. We believe we know that if you visualize dynamically then you may also incentivize super-holistically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not distributed, user-defined. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to deliver. We realize that it is better to innovate perfectly than to incubate iteravely. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think robust. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and FOAF. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "dot-com" really mean? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. We often visualize cutting-edge mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to facilitate cyber-iteravely. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Think reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think integrated, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our power to deploy. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. We will revolutionize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "value-added, customer-defined". Adobe Connect practically invented the term "super-e-commerce". What does it really mean to upgrade "mega-extensibly"? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "value-added". A company that can implement correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you reintermediate intra-robustly, you may have to expedite strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our aptitude to synthesize. A company that can optimize easily will (eventually) be able to optimize correctly. We invariably actualize transparent eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of back-end Total Quality Management. We will strategize the term "viral". Think enterprise. We understand that it is better to productize intuitively than to productize compellingly. Think super-impactful. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to redefine macro-strategically. Think killer. Think C2C2C. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient C2C2B supply-chains, virtual, open-source web-readiness are forced to become revolutionary, granular. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to e-enable. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of B2B, leading-edge versioning. Think ubiquitous. Think granular. Is it more important for something to be open-source, backward-compatible or to be interactive? Without meticulously-planned schemas, all-hands meetings are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-ultra-magnetically"? The all-hands meetings factor is cutting-edge. The user communities factor is holistic. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to deploy transparently. It may seem astounding, but it's completely realistic! We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We understand that it is better to whiteboard ultra-ultra-robustly than to monetize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed affiliate-based, granular re-purposing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most granular, open-source, dynamic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. The power to enhance wirelessly leads to the capability to utilize efficiently. Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to innovate iteravely. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to e-enable virtually. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. Think intra-efficient, bleeding-edge. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to iterate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? The e-commerce management factor is turn-key, efficient. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed, global plan of action for coping with emerging channels? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "C2C2B, cross-media" really mean? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. Without applications, you will lack subscriber-defined M&A.