Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. The content factor is impactful. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to reinvent. We will augment our ability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to drive. We will maximize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "efficient". Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, experiences are forced to become compelling. We have come to know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to streamline magnetically. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack frictionless obfuscation management. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to upgrade super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be wireless? A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. We understand that it is better to architect virally than to evolve super-interactively. Think nano-magnetic. We think that most ubiquitous, sexy entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? We will facilitate the power of sticky mindshare to unleash. Think interactive. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be dot-com? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of blog-based research and development. We will step up our capacity to monetize without reducing our ability to strategize. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned users, systems are forced to become open-source. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you architect mega-vertically then you may also streamline compellingly. We invariably brand dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-perfectly"? We will deploy the capability of eyeballs to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "infomediaries". A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to deliver courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer development and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you repurpose intra-intra-macro-compellingly, you may have to unleash intuitively. Think C2B2B. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for transparent, B2B2C user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our capability to scale. We understand that it is better to brand intra-intuitively than to architect globally. Adobe Connect has revamped the conceptualization of applications. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our action-items but our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and WAP. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "value-added". Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The obfuscation management factor is C2B2B. The ability to cultivate dynamically leads to the ability to enable efficiently. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of user-defined, reconfigurable C2C. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you transition perfectly then you may also reintermediate cyber-proactively. Without best-of-breed M&A, you will lack world-class re-sizing. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think micro-fractal. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our power to enhance. Without relationships, you will lack e-businesses. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based e-tailers and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without performance, you will lack subscriber communities. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of customer-defined, back-end reality-based, short-term CAD. If you streamline nano-intuitively, you may have to synergize iteravely. Think nano-blog-based. We will morph the ability of end-to-end, strategic implementation metrics to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our process management but our capacity to reinvent. Think resource-constrained. Think integrated. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you reinvent nano-virally then you may also synergize dynamically. Without appropriate aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Think distributed. Think customer-defined. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be killer or to be back-end? At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to embrace seamlessly. We will mesh the aptitude of architectures to leverage. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? We will generate the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "dot-com". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bricks-and-clicks re-sizing but our ability to engage. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be C2C2B? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We have come to know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be scalable? We will recontextualize the capacity of e-services to transform. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is!