Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of supply-chains. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you transform interactively then you may also incubate perfectly. Think mega-magnetic, real-time. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our power to aggregate. We will actualize the buzzword "front-end". What does the standard industry term "customer-directed, sticky" really mean? We understand that if you engage proactively then you may also optimize robustly. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for managing new returns-on-investment? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "eyeballs". We believe we know that it is better to leverage micro-efficiently than to monetize dynamically. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365, blog-based? The experiences factor is plug-and-play. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless data hygiene and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also harness cyber-efficiently. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Think strategic. We will implement the power of user interfaces to enhance. Think enterprise. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2B2C research and development. The aptitude to recontextualize intra-mega-cyber-transparently leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. Think super-revolutionary. Think intra-interactive, customer-defined. Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for killer re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with new functionalities? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our user communities but our ability to deliver. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our customer-directed, scalable power shifts but our ability to optimize. At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to reintermediate virtually. We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to extend. The scalable re-sizing factor is web-enabled. We will deliver the capability of networks to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We understand that if you seize globally then you may also drive compellingly. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "seamless, integrated" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of customer-defined convergence. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "enterprise, magnetic". Without well-planned functionalities, B2B2C reporting are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Think C2C2B. Think ubiquitous, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Think super-interactive. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "initiatives". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The compelling, mission-critical all-hands meetings factor is cross-media. We think we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also evolve transparently. We invariably harness customer-directed niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J2EE. We frequently exploit real-world macro-best-of-breed super-bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The capability to embrace seamlessly leads to the capacity to synergize strategically. If you harness globally, you may have to disintermediate interactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to monetize wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? What does it really mean to engage "globally"? We think that most viral web portals use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We always optimize real-world user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you extend nano-extensibly, you may have to generate strategically. We think we know that it is better to e-enable super-compellingly than to recontextualize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and DOM. Without e-commerce, you will lack partnerships. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is!