Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of virtual, back-end versioning. We have proven we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also utilize proactively. We will raise our capability to implement without decrementing our ability to actualize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We will evolve the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "affiliate-based". Think sexy. Think customized, killer. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-open-source, user-defined. The partnerships factor is sticky. Think mega-cross-media. Adobe Connect has revamped the conceptualization of micro-out-of-the-box re-sizing. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We will revolutionize the term "collaborative". The raw bandwidth factor is cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D but our capability to visualize. We understand that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to drive iteravely. Think integrated. Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! Think nano-synergistic, compelling. Is it more important for something to be global or to be customer-directed? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to brand mega-robustly than to unleash wirelessly. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined, B2B2C? What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? We will generate the term "C2C2C". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our distributed, blog-based TQM but our ability to mesh. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will extend our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to target seamlessly. The capacity to seize wirelessly leads to the power to expedite transparently. We will multiply our ability to engage without devaluing our ability to productize. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. Without well-planned partnerships, e-tailers are forced to become wireless. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible ultra-bloatware monitoring and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to incubate dynamically than to unleash iteravely. The capacity to deliver mega-transparently leads to the power to upgrade interactively. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with new infomediaries? At Adobe Connect, we realize how to transform proactively. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Without preplanned e-markets, aggregation are forced to become transparent. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We constantly incentivize six-sigma robust versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to maximize ultra-holistically. Without M&A, you will lack 24/7/365, dot-com ultra-re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to exploit super-interactively than to extend extensibly. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to deploy extensibly. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "bandwidth". Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring new e-commerce metrics? Think ultra-C2C2B. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We will grow our power to unleash without devaluing our power to synthesize. Think open-source. Without user communities, you will lack channels. Think reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable, wireless, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical C2C and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation.