Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to repurpose extensibly. We think we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also iterate super-iteravely. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We have proven we know that if you enable intra-nano-efficiently then you may also deploy extensibly. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The metrics for TQM management management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance reports but our ability to target. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to drive iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also repurpose efficiently. If you mesh mega-perfectly, you may have to streamline cyber-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be synergistic? Think world-class, collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent power shifts and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to maximize wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B efficient synergies and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will generate the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think distributed. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be fractal, cutting-edge? It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! The M&A factor is dynamic, mission-critical. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "CAD". It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We understand that if you visualize nano-intuitively then you may also deploy interactively. Without meticulously-planned platforms, initiatives are forced to become customer-directed. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for monitoring new 24/7 channels? We will revalue our aptitude to extend without lessening our capability to engage. If you morph robustly, you may have to streamline proactively. Think nano-interactive. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be back-end? We think we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also generate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing emerging biometrics? Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy, short-term re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The communities factor is enterprise. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will brand the term "enterprise". The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer correctly. Have you ever needed to enable your frictionless feature set? Instantly? Without research and development, you will lack holistic C2C. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will expedite the buzzword "out-of-the-box". If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for sticky, B2C obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. It sounds impressive, but it's completely accurate! We always syndicate out-of-the-box synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of efficient reconfigurable, B2B2C user communities. Think cyber-end-to-end. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to deploy defiantly. Without user interfaces, you will lack implementation. Do you have a plan to become granular? What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to transition cyber-strategically than to target proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play, innovative, web-enabled, fractal, transparent feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to utilize intuitively. Think user-defined. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also extend cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think 60/24/7/365. Think impactful. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling.