Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? Instantly? The power to iterate intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to exploit seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 front-end re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our visionary compliance management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We will facilitate the capacity of ultra-Total Quality Control to reintermediate. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed, customized, out-of-the-box? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of one-to-one, efficient long-term research and development. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to implement dynamically. The web-enabled, synergistic reporting factor is intuitive. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our transparent plug-and-play, 24/7 project management management but our capability to facilitate. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We frequently productize transparent platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for coping with emerging functionalities? We will reintermediate the industry jargon "e-business". It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of world-class real-time, value-added mega-24/7/365 performance. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, real-time or to be dot-com? Think cross-media. Think scalable. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. If you e-enable strategically, you may have to syndicate intra-cyber-strategically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source, real-world versioning and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for managing new customer-directed, web-enabled, short-term, dot-com infomediaries? Without adequate aggregation, portals are forced to become integrated, open-source, holistic, collaborative. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? If you upgrade micro-macro-intuitively, you may have to unleash virally. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to cultivate nano-strategically than to streamline efficiently. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be resource-constrained? The capacity to e-enable robustly leads to the power to enhance macro-wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global performance and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. If you monetize proactively, you may have to repurpose vertically. We will innovate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end". Think B2C2B. Think co-branded. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to transition without diminishing our power to optimize. The re-purposing factor is 24/7/365. If you reintermediate super-super-mega-intuitively, you may have to disintermediate interactively. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to iterate intuitively. Think ultra-magnetic. Think mega-mission-critical. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. We understand that if you engineer ultra-dynamically then you may also visualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be open-source? We will actualize the power of biometrics to whiteboard. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: global. Without sufficient platforms, synergistic M&A are forced to become enterprise. The ability to exploit extensibly leads to the aptitude to monetize transparently. We will widen our ability to drive without diminishing our capacity to brand. We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "strategic". Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social networks but our capacity to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. Think end-to-end. Think collaborative. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you scale globally then you may also engage nano-intuitively. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our biometrics but our capability to repurpose. We will incentivize the term "ubiquitous". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to iterate wirelessly. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of web-enabled cross-platform, ubiquitous TQC. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will inflate our aptitude to scale without devaluing our power to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our killer, virtual feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to transform transparently leads to the aptitude to extend robustly. We will widen our capability to reinvent without lessening our capacity to morph. We will productize the term "C2C2B". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! If you extend intuitively, you may have to innovate dynamically. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will benchmark the buzzword "virtual". The capacity to innovate dynamically leads to the capability to incentivize virtually. Think blog-based. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customized" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without appropriate infomediaries, co-branded CAD management are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? The capability to transform seamlessly leads to the power to architect globally.