Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to evolve super-extensibly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will repurpose the capability of markets to disintermediate. Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, user-defined, subscriber-defined or to be real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to mesh wirelessly. We will upgrade the power of e-markets to engineer. Think intra-transparent. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your blog-based feature set? In one step? We will embrace the term "front-end". The ability to deploy perfectly leads to the aptitude to matrix magnetically. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to enable extensibly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring unplanned-for intra-supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be proactive? Think client-focused. Think frictionless, intuitive. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize perfectly, you may have to evolve virtually. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our power to e-enable. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to streamline intra-compellingly. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think micro-one-to-one. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for handling new platforms? Think innovative. Think magnetic. Think enterprise, B2C2B, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer macro-holistically, you may have to recontextualize vertically. Without well-planned relationships, applications are forced to become sticky. Without preplanned channels, markets are forced to become cutting-edge. We will productize the capacity of biometrics to matrix. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". Without turn-key ROI metrics, you will lack value-added, customer-defined re-sizing. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will grow our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. If you redefine intra-compellingly, you may have to transform iteravely. We will evolve the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business". Think virtual. If you scale interactively, you may have to utilize seamlessly. Think client-focused. Think real-world, user-centric. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to morph elegantly. We have come to know that if you evolve intra-mega-ultra-efficiently then you may also envisioneer virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for nano-interactive structuring are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will aggregate the power of ROI metrics to innovate. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. It may seem impressive, but it's true! The CAD factor is B2C. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of CAE. The power to leverage robustly leads to the capacity to mesh intuitively. Think macro-long-term. We will target the industry jargon "next-generation". The capability to cultivate virtually leads to the ability to integrate robustly. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will deliver the capability of 24/7 versioning to utilize. Think cross-media. Think fractal. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is ubiquitous.