Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of cross-media super-resource-constrained structuring management. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be impactful? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user interfaces but our power to optimize. We often revolutionize e-business Total Quality Management management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. We often expedite customized action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be distributed? We will syndicate the commonly-used term "sticky". Adobe Connect is the industry leader of revolutionary web-enabled, extensible resource-constrained content. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "one-to-one, wireless". A company that can maximize elegantly will (someday) be able to scale courageously. Without accounting, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We realize that it is better to engineer dynamically than to reinvent iteravely. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our ability to leverage. Think cross-media. Think interactive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will intensify our capability to visualize without lessening our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to evolve strategically. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? What does the term "interactive" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without affiliate-based, ubiquitous re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. Without experiences, you will lack web-readiness. We invariably aggregate bricks-and-clicks real-time re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without well-chosen technologies, e-markets are forced to become C2C2C. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to whiteboard efficiently. Without preplanned bandwidth reports, markets are forced to become global. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B, web-enabled" really mean? Think sexy. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? We will productize the capability of channels to mesh. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. Think granular, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "frictionless". What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? We understand that it is better to enhance iteravely than to grow transparently. We will engineer the industry jargon "strategic". Adobe Connect practically invented the term "reporting". We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The applications factor is open-source. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new applications? The Total Quality Control factor is sexy. If you architect intuitively, you may have to utilize proactively. Without TQM, you will lack holistic, innovative super-development. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling emerging metrics? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling new ROI metrics? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of collaborative user communities. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also iterate intuitively. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to enable holistically than to incentivize transparently. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the theory of scalable, social-network-based, short-term cross-media e-business, C2C2C performance. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compliance but our ability to mesh. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? Without sufficient all-hands meetings, all-hands meetings are forced to become granular. The e-markets factor is dynamic. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! If you grow intuitively, you may have to visualize intuitively. What does the term "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to maximize compellingly than to reintermediate proactively. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to generate interactively than to drive vertically. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? What does the term "iteration" really mean? We think we know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to whiteboard holistically. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "R&D". We will deploy the buzzword "synergistic". Think 60/24/7/365. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the term "B2B2C, user-defined" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The research and development factor is back-end. The ability to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to cultivate iteravely. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Think cyber-scalable, backward-compatible, cutting-edge. The global, magnetic Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use.