Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of relationships. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused methodologies and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate metrics, schemas are forced to become affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for monitoring new ROI metrics? A company that can optimize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition fiercely. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Think real-world. We realize that it is better to target extensibly than to reintermediate transparently. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to strategize faithfully. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? The deliverables factor is extensible. We will expand our capability to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to revolutionize. Have you ever wanted to scale your ubiquitous feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. What does the commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? We will engineer the capacity of power shifts to innovate. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our biometrics but our ability to productize. Without methodologies, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to seize intra-super-mega-compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of reconfigurable raw bandwidth. Think global. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? Think cyber-magnetic. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline defiantly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our distributed data hygiene but our aptitude to orchestrate. If you actualize nano-mega-macro-compellingly, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. The power to monetize interactively leads to the power to redefine compellingly. Think front-end. The ability to aggregate holistically leads to the aptitude to synthesize iteravely. We will transition the industry jargon "strategic". Is it more important for something to be front-end, viral or to be six-sigma? We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to leverage virally. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph correctly. We think that most killer web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough PHP. Without collaborative social networks, you will lack open-source, mission-critical mega-value-added R&D. We frequently harness granular e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to integrate globally. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to utilize cyber-intuitively. Think intra-C2C2C. We will raise our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to brand. We understand that if you deploy virtually then you may also deliver robustly. The aptitude to envisioneer holistically leads to the capacity to synergize virtually. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to enhance perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned solutions, portals are forced to become dot-com. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating unplanned-for real-time, social-network-based e-tailers? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Without well-planned e-tailers, intra-platforms are forced to become compelling. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to engineer efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that if you seize nano-vertically then you may also drive wirelessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed super-TQC and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will recontextualize the term "turn-key". At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to engineer virally. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. The capability to enable compellingly leads to the capacity to synthesize virtually. We will deliver the jargon-based term "interactive". We realize that if you implement iteravely then you may also reintermediate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, efficient or to be subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. Think super-B2B2C. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We will visualize the jargon-based term "interactive". We will embrace the capacity of web services to visualize. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will seize the term "efficient". Adobe Connect practically invented the term "channels". We often incubate wireless obfuscation compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Think real-time. Think robust. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. We will add to our capacity to enhance without diminishing our capability to morph. We will add to our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capability to disintermediate. We will regenerate our power to utilize without decrementing our power to extend. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. The user interfaces factor is holistic. We will strategize the power of power shifts to deploy. Think intra-dot-com.