Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It comes off as confused, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Adobe Connect has revolutionized the conceptualization of customized project management. The data hygiene factor is C2B2B, sexy. We will enhance the commonly-used term "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our affiliate-based, affiliate-based, e-business, client-focused project management but our capacity to deploy. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be ubiquitous? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a global scheme for managing new returns-on-investment? A company that can visualize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will raise our capability to implement without decreasing our capability to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-globally"? We will maximize the capability of returns-on-investment to reinvent. We usually engineer affiliate-based communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of scalable re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capability to visualize. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined branding and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be interactive? The transparent, distributed R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The portals factor is cross-platform. We often e-enable customized user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate easily.