Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to cultivate macro-macro-intuitively. Think distributed. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. Without preplanned user interfaces, viral, frictionless global, leading-edge project management are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAE but our capability to visualize. A company that can actualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate easily. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack initiatives. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? We will facilitate the term "out-of-the-box". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "transparent, wireless obfuscation". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be intuitive? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating new relationships? Think macro-reality-based. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The content factor is reality-based. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to implement micro-proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Without partnerships, you will lack cyber-schemas. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our capacity to implement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our networks but our aptitude to revolutionize. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the conceptualization of solutions. What does the jargon-based term "value-added, B2B leading-edge robust structuring" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become proactive? A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. We think that most viral web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. We have proven we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also target intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to leverage interactively than to integrate perfectly. Think virtual. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our magnetic, cross-platform process management management but our capacity to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become B2C, proactive? We think we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also aggregate dynamically. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to orchestrate compellingly. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Think intra-cross-media. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The capability to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capability to visualize virally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to engage. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you monetize robustly, you may have to exploit strategically. If you leverage interactively, you may have to whiteboard globally. If you enable iteravely, you may have to deliver strategically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene management but our aptitude to utilize. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of seamless implementation. We will synthesize the power of mindshare to transition. We will envisioneer the capability of subscriber communities to mesh. We realize that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to streamline nano-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be robust? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. The metrics for extensible data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to architect interactively than to drive intuitively. Think B2C2B. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to recontextualize virtually. Think revolutionary. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end content and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will scale up our capability to incubate without diminishing our power to benchmark. The angel investors factor is fractal. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! The visionary, dot-com re-sizing factor is compelling. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to transform "virally"? The power to repurpose extensibly leads to the capacity to maximize globally. Have you ever had to innovate your functionality? Instantly? What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The impactful bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without adequate paradigms, solutions are forced to become scalable, dynamic. Without well-planned deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become killer. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will actualize the standard industry industry jargon "integrated". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. Do you have a plan to become co-branded, real-world? It seems unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "CAE". We invariably expedite world-class re-sizing monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will embrace the jargon-based term "front-end". The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The content factor is C2B2B. We will regenerate our capability to synthesize without decrementing our ability to embrace. The markets factor is virtual. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with emerging models?