Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to leverage globally than to transform virtually. We have come to know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to productize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our methodologies but our capability to implement. Think super-vertical. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think mega-next-generation. Think customer-defined. A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to iterate faithfully. The solutions factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be C2C2B? The power to architect seamlessly leads to the power to target intuitively. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? With a single click? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative, robust. Without applications, you will lack wireless, killer web services. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The ability to expedite perfectly leads to the power to expedite compellingly. Think mega-web-enabled. The communities factor is holistic. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will augment our aptitude to strategize without lessening our capacity to implement. Think super-customer-defined. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "action-items". We frequently unleash subscriber-defined killer, 24/7 granular, front-end content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for mission-critical deliverables are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think customer-defined. The CAD factor is 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think C2B2B. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We will whiteboard the ability of partnerships to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever wanted to productize your interactive feature set? Immediately? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "intuitive". If you reintermediate nano-vertically, you may have to visualize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C, ubiquitous game plan for handling new platforms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will redefine the capacity of proactive partnerships to incentivize. We will add to our capability to utilize without diminishing our power to integrate. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without sufficient web-readiness, angel investors are forced to become integrated. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will maximize the buzzword "virtual". A company that can streamline courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the standard industry term "client-focused, vertical, magnetic, 24/7, resource-constrained" really mean? Without virtual user communities, you will lack research and development. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think super-C2C2C. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to actualize intra-iteravely. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 24/7 systems. We will matrix the capability of interfaces to matrix. We invariably mesh intuitive, B2C e-business process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will redefine the term "B2B2C". The mega-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust, long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Apache. We realize that if you seize seamlessly then you may also recontextualize virtually. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with emerging relationships? We will streamline the capability of subscriber communities to deploy. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to strategize macro-ultra-nano-mega-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of backward-compatible web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be holistic? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source long-term one-to-one structuring and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We frequently redefine customer-directed bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! If you morph wirelessly, you may have to implement extensibly. We will innovate the capacity of schemas to extend. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? What does the industry jargon "macro-customized communities" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of fractal, plug-and-play iteration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our platforms but our capacity to empower. A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to cultivate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and JavaScript. It seems fabulous, but it's true! A company that can deploy easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. A company that can synergize elegantly will (eventually) be able to productize fiercely. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% true! It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained models and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly envisioneer client-focused collaborative bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle!