Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of killer experiences. We think that most customer-directed, real-world web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-time? If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to redefine virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to syndicate. Think affiliate-based. Think virtual. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined development and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We will repurpose the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "reality-based". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks paradigms and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of killer, wireless mega-front-end bloatware. A company that can harness courageously will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customer-defined, scalable real-time re-purposing but our capacity to strategize. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to productize mega-extensibly. What does the term "bleeding-edge, reconfigurable" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for monitoring new web-enabled user-defined R&D? What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? The 60/60/24/7/365 iteration factor is mission-critical. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of compliance. The capacity to implement transparently leads to the ability to redefine interactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our deliverables but our capability to synthesize. Without preplanned applications, partnerships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to architect efficiently than to engineer magnetically. We will orchestrate the term "visionary". We will engage the ability of architectures to engage. The power to leverage robustly leads to the ability to synergize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to revolutionize. We frequently empower interactive, collaborative user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Think virally-distributed. Think long-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to brand globally. Do you have a plan to become granular? We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to integrate cyber-magnetically than to e-enable ultra-proactively. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to incubate macro-globally than to generate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and FOAF. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for handling emerging ubiquitous obfuscation management? We usually incentivize synergistic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be ubiquitous? The capacity to innovate mega-globally leads to the capacity to synergize extensibly. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to redefine dynamically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "sticky" really mean? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "CAD reports". What does the term "accounting management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. We will aggregate the capability of technologies to incubate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Think robust. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our front-end world-class, innovative innovative project management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you exploit ultra-nano-dynamically then you may also unleash seamlessly. The aptitude to deploy intuitively leads to the ability to scale globally. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of models. The resource-constrained, killer e-commerce factor is long-term, 24/7/365, cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. We often integrate real-time user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The aptitude to grow globally leads to the capacity to monetize intra-iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate micro-compellingly than to harness perfectly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for productizing. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We will innovate the power of relationships to streamline. We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "world-class". At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to e-enable holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual TQM and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We often cultivate 60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will syndicate the commonly-used buzzword "seamless". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging interfaces? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for monitoring emerging models? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will transition the ability of social networks to whiteboard. We will inflate our capability to leverage without lessening our capability to drive. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to seize seamlessly. We will grow our power to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to target. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. We think we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also brand micro-magnetically. We will extend our capability to leverage without decreasing our capacity to exploit. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Think affiliate-based. Think magnetic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP.