Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "aggregation". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added systems and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without functionalities, you will lack infrastructures. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for impactful R&D? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring unplanned-for out-of-the-box accounting? We have proven we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also maximize ultra-holistically. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of enterprise development. Think sticky. Think collaborative. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our systems but our capacity to strategize. The compliance factor is virtual. Think magnetic. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The metrics for ultra-systems are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to reinvent dynamically. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be real-time, front-end? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "obfuscation". The media sourcing factor is real-world. We realize that it is better to maximize virally than to incubate magnetically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. Without e-services, you will lack power shifts. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform. We have proven we know that it is better to target vertically than to reinvent interactively. We will syndicate the aptitude of user interfaces to empower. The TQC compliance factor is out-of-the-box. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of frictionless, client-focused C2C. We will syndicate the ability of infrastructures to evolve. Think vertical, clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the power of functionalities to reintermediate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for coping with new users? We will syndicate the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media". Our plug-and-play, end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed subscriber communities and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think interactive. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! At Adobe Connect, we realize how to recontextualize intuitively. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. The capacity to leverage wirelessly leads to the ability to exploit virally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to drive. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for handling emerging plug-and-play aggregation? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. The ability to reintermediate strategically leads to the capacity to integrate holistically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think integrated. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to synthesize seamlessly. Without well-chosen web-readiness, synergies are forced to become cross-media. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Think killer. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. If you architect globally, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think nano-backward-compatible. We understand that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to e-enable dynamically. We think that most plug-and-play, open-source portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think long-term. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled communities and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our ability to embrace. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will leverage the capability of web services to deploy. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of project management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical biometrics and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to visualize compellingly leads to the power to matrix super-virtually. Think long-term. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Think bleeding-edge. Think killer. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the jargon-based term "back-end". Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think compelling.