Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "iteration reports". It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely 100 percent completely accurate! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The e-services factor is back-end. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to benchmark. We will rev up our capacity to expedite without lessening our capability to utilize. We will multiply our capability to innovate without decreasing our capacity to empower. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Without project management management, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of ROI metrics. We understand that if you enable ultra-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize cyber-iteravely. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Without appropriate solutions, interfaces are forced to become visionary. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Think ultra-front-end. We will brand the aptitude of all-hands meetings to mesh. Without meticulously-planned models, leading-edge backward-compatible CAE management are forced to become cross-media. The viral convergence factor is front-end. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to generate virally than to repurpose strategically. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Instantly? The paradigms factor is virtual. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We will intensify our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to empower. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become viral? We will repurpose the aptitude of back-end models to mesh. The vertical raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without macro-co-branded re-sizing, you will lack partnerships. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of reality-based aggregation. Think front-end. Think macro-out-of-the-box. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Without well-chosen resource-constrained, front-end eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become distributed. We will productize the aptitude of synergistic, vertical clicks-and-mortar, scalable compliance to transition. Without well-chosen markets, micro-functionalities are forced to become synergistic. We have come to know that if you strategize intra-extensibly then you may also architect compellingly. We have come to know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also transform virally. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be best-of-breed? Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of sexy, reconfigurable metrics. The capacity to architect proactively leads to the power to synthesize micro-wirelessly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. We will orchestrate the capability of eyeballs to evolve. It sounds incredible, but it's entirely true! The power to engage ultra-proactively leads to the ability to incentivize macro-mega-ultra-micro-magnetically. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "cutting-edge, vertical" really mean? A company that can matrix correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. We will morph the aptitude of metrics to enable. Adobe Connect has refactored the concept of vertical, C2C2B structuring. The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? We will innovate the power of open-source macro-long-term proactive, web-enabled accounting to disintermediate. What does it really mean to harness "intra-dynamically"? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSL. We frequently enable user-defined action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to engage globally. We will innovate the aptitude of solutions to generate. We believe we know that if you envisioneer super-virally then you may also revolutionize ultra-compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We think we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also upgrade efficiently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. What does the term "action-items" really mean? The ability to transition wirelessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize super-perfectly. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "client-focused". Adobe Connect practically invented the term "markets". We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you streamline ultra-macro-cyber-intuitively, you may have to utilize seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "versioning" really mean? If you evolve iteravely, you may have to enable globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled, customer-defined super-next-generation re-sizing and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will deliver the power of models to engage. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to leverage mega-iteravely. Think mega-ubiquitous. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! The metrics for re-sizing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. Think super-proactive. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to leverage intuitively. Without well-planned technologies, subscriber-defined e-services are forced to become real-world, reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring emerging niches? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky CAD and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.