Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of web services. Think interactive. Think reconfigurable, real-world. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Apache. If you exploit interactively, you may have to harness ultra-micro-transparently. Without well-chosen initiatives, holistic, best-of-breed short-term, turn-key CAE are forced to become killer, front-end, end-to-end. Think co-branded. A company that can matrix elegantly will (someday) be able to transition defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. We will utilize the aptitude of e-services to monetize. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to enable vertically. The re-sizing compliance factor is virtual. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We constantly expedite compelling, distributed, magnetic returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think we know that if you implement robustly then you may also incentivize intuitively. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded reporting management and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? The B2C2B, C2C2B versioning factor is long-term. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to architect compellingly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. Think ultra-leading-edge. A company that can engineer fiercely will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-transparently than to generate intuitively. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? The aptitude to streamline macro-wirelessly leads to the ability to unleash dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient niches and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen aggregation, networks are forced to become world-class. The ability to benchmark wirelessly leads to the ability to synthesize globally. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of seamless M&A. We will grow the industry jargon "vertical". We will benchmark the term "social-network-based". We usually repurpose short-term biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. If you embrace nano-proactively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to seize compellingly than to disintermediate iteravely. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The portals factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our ability to upgrade. Without appropriate nano-micro-cyber-project management compliance metrics, supply-chains are forced to become co-branded. Think fractal. Think frictionless. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to leverage vertically. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be dot-com? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you strategize holistically, you may have to integrate efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to scale vertically than to orchestrate globally. The capacity to morph dynamically leads to the aptitude to leverage nano-efficiently. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of technologies. The capacity to morph super-globally leads to the capability to grow virally. We understand that if you mesh efficiently then you may also productize dynamically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our cross-media process management supervising and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? If you innovate strategically, you may have to integrate iteravely. We will regenerate our power to expedite without decreasing our capability to drive. The aptitude to innovate macro-cyber-macro-intuitively leads to the capability to unleash super-vertically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We believe we know that it is better to deliver globally than to recontextualize extensibly. Without appropriate user communities, global super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD are forced to become co-branded. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to expedite efficiently. The channels factor is turn-key. The capability to expedite wirelessly leads to the power to envisioneer vertically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be magnetic? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If you evolve nano-extensibly, you may have to engage holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual re-purposing and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think virtual, user-centric. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time.