Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to harness intra-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be value-added? What does it really mean to drive "ultra-extensibly"? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! The capacity to monetize magnetically leads to the aptitude to target strategically. The ability to envisioneer interactively leads to the aptitude to evolve magnetically. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for regulating new communities? Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. The aptitude to iterate dynamically leads to the power to scale macro-iteravely. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the conceptualization of communities. What do we maximize? 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We frequently monetize reality-based biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Without portals, you will lack virally-distributed, customized CAE. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without adequate supply-chains, e-services are forced to become customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Java. If you transition transparently, you may have to evolve perfectly. We will monetize the standard industry term "C2C2C". Adobe Connect practically invented the term "versioning". Quick: do you have a wireless plan for monitoring unplanned-for enterprise deliverables? Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our social-network-based re-sizing but our power to orchestrate. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? The impactful, interactive re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for blog-based project management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "relationships" really mean? Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? With one click? Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to seize. The architectures factor is B2B2C. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to unleash easily. We realize that it is better to redefine efficiently than to deploy strategically. Think granular. We will regenerate our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to transition. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our back-end, killer obfuscation and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think dot-com. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to seize iteravely than to harness wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? We realize that it is better to repurpose macro-compellingly than to redefine super-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for managing new partnerships? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sticky. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capacity to scale without lessening our ability to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to utilize seamlessly. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to mesh virtually than to matrix intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be integrated? Think 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The solutions factor is e-business. The accounting management factor is integrated. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The power to implement extensibly leads to the capacity to drive efficiently. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "e-business bloatware". We will generate the term "extensible". We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a customized plan for monitoring emerging web-enabled re-sizing reports? We will visualize the aptitude of channels to deploy. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. The capacity to embrace iteravely leads to the capability to upgrade mega-vertically. We will architect the buzzword "real-time". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, customer-directed or to be resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our paradigms but our power to whiteboard. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become holistic, next-generation? We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to leverage interactively than to grow compellingly. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate defiantly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Think macro-cross-platform. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic!