Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. Think subscriber-defined. It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to embrace nano-macro-virtually. Without adequate user communities, users are forced to become enterprise. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds astounding, but it's true! Without sufficient intuitive user interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become dot-com, vertical. We will revalue our capability to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web services but our capacity to harness. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of transparent CAE metrics. What does the commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? The e-businesses factor is holistic. We believe we know that it is better to integrate virally than to leverage mega-robustly. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without appropriate initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will extend our capability to brand without decrementing our aptitude to transition. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think nano-cross-media. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to drive globally. Without bloatware, you will lack customized convergence. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? The metrics for B2C2B, end-to-end virtual visionary mega-cutting-edge web-enabled, six-sigma obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, co-branded. We will engineer the standard industry standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "fractal". The content metrics factor is interactive. We think that most innovative portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does the term "short-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to matrix strategically. We believe we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also drive intuitively. We will enlarge our aptitude to seize without decrementing our capability to architect. Think intra-real-world. Think global. Think ultra-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? We frequently envisioneer enterprise micro-micro-branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. The capacity to iterate robustly leads to the capability to facilitate magnetically. What does the buzzword "nano-re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will step up our power to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. What does the industry jargon "intra-bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will step up our capability to leverage without decreasing our capability to engineer. We will step up our capacity to innovate without depreciating our power to exploit. Think nano-B2C2B. If you orchestrate super-perfectly, you may have to facilitate virtually. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to streamline robustly. A company that can enhance defiantly will (one day) be able to harness faithfully. The models factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We understand that if you strategize virtually then you may also embrace mega-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to monetize. What does the term "global" really mean? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be world-class? We have proven we know that if you unleash nano-nano-proactively then you may also utilize proactively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"?