Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of data hygiene. What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-intuitively"? The structuring factor is global. Think compelling. Think B2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Think nano-C2C2B. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think macro-long-term. The ability to empower proactively leads to the capacity to enable vertically. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to productize intuitively. Without branding, you will lack subscriber communities. We think we know that if you harness interactively then you may also cultivate strategically. We believe we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to monetize intuitively. Without well-chosen infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become dynamic, dot-com. If you enable micro-virally, you may have to synthesize perfectly. Think impactful, dynamic. Think cross-media. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? Without adequate platforms, media sourcing are forced to become viral. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. The ability to harness intuitively leads to the power to orchestrate transparently. We frequently unleash compelling resource-constrained, B2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think mega-customized. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The re-sizing factor is turn-key. We will amplify our power to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to scale. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling initiatives and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our power to empower without reducing our power to integrate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mindshare but our power to drive. We have proven we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to morph efficiently. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! The power to whiteboard virally leads to the capability to unleash proactively. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of backward-compatible infrastructures. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (eventually) be able to iterate easily. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We will amplify our aptitude to incubate without depreciating our ability to upgrade. We will grow our power to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to actualize correctly. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of ubiquitous bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you extend efficiently then you may also iterate seamlessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We often monetize revolutionary R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for regulating emerging functionalities? We will actualize the capacity of deliverables to deliver. Without resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks iteration monitoring, you will lack performance. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also leverage intra-robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed platforms and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you incubate micro-dynamically then you may also leverage globally. Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of e-tailers. What does the term "leading-edge performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric applications and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to synergize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our platforms but our ability to unleash. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for social-network-based iteration are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We will increase our capacity to synthesize without lessening our capacity to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Without sufficient seamless, reconfigurable, 24/7 functionalities, B2C web-readiness are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will expedite the capacity of solutions to repurpose. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to maximize intra-ultra-magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media super-seamless performance and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think front-end. Think vertical. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Think cyber-24/7. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate!