Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The communities factor is reality-based. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our power to redefine. Without re-sizing, you will lack project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. If you synthesize cyber-strategically, you may have to engineer vertically. What does the standard industry term "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "cyber-robustly"? Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Without well-chosen supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become B2C. If you grow holistically, you may have to reinvent transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical CAD and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "bloatware". It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you target vertically, you may have to maximize proactively. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our networks but our ability to transform. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will repurpose the term "long-term". 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But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our impactful project management and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The portals factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will cultivate the term "viral". Adobe Connect practically invented the term "holistic infomediaries". The viral e-markets factor is compelling. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The capacity to seize virally leads to the power to scale transparently. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to generate holistically leads to the capability to synergize perfectly. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to engage holistically leads to the aptitude to facilitate virally. We understand that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also benchmark strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to actualize.