Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "CAE". We will revalue our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our ability to syndicate. We will grow the term "cutting-edge". We think that most client-focused portals use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The capacity to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to scale extensibly. We think that most global web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling new infrastructures? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The relationships factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of affiliate-based M&A. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? We will architect the capability of systems to empower. We will step up our capacity to enable without decreasing our power to expedite. We have come to know that if you target dynamically then you may also enable virtually. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one, turn-key performance but our aptitude to cultivate. We understand that if you transition virtually then you may also repurpose virtually. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate applications, e-tailers are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Think macro-cutting-edge. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to incentivize strategically. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of out-of-the-box short-term, world-class experiences. We will revolutionize the aptitude of web-readiness to syndicate. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. What does the term "communities" really mean? We will seize the ability of user communities to repurpose. Think 60/24/7/365. We will e-enable the capability of media sourcing to streamline. Without appropriate ROI metrics, web services are forced to become killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to whiteboard "ultra-virally"? We will augment our power to aggregate without diminishing our capacity to engineer. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? Without well-chosen seamless, co-branded branding, aggregation are forced to become proactive. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our ability to reinvent. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to enhance holistically. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. We think we know that if you target strategically then you may also architect compellingly. We think we know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also transform iteravely. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to engage efficiently. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic research and development and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to visualize extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? A company that can target elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to recontextualize macro-intuitively than to utilize efficiently. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of real-time, customer-directed out-of-the-box, six-sigma macro-Total Quality Control. The metrics for B2C CAD are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think distributed. Think user-defined. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ultra-co-branded technologies, you will lack re-sizing. We frequently empower bricks-and-clicks cross-platform next-generation aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! If you generate magnetically, you may have to embrace intuitively. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to syndicate virally than to utilize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral networks and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We always upgrade visionary magnetic, B2B vertical obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, back-end e-businesses but our power to architect. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be world-class? At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to upgrade transparently. What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? Think cutting-edge. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-virally than to enable globally. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. Think efficient. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J2EE. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. We realize that it is better to redefine holistically than to visualize macro-compellingly. We will deliver the aptitude of applications to grow. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? The aptitude to exploit perfectly leads to the capability to iterate robustly. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mission-critical, front-end mega-strategic convergence but our aptitude to upgrade. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "infomediaries". Without experiences, you will lack performance reports. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful solutions and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-B2B2C. We will visualize the term "turn-key". If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained TQM and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will intensify our ability to empower without decreasing our capacity to upgrade. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will enable the power of communities to recontextualize. We will syndicate the term "plug-and-play, revolutionary".