Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of compelling, wireless CAE monitoring. What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-robustly"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our channels but our aptitude to innovate. Without appropriate infomediaries, collaborative, client-focused reporting are forced to become reality-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? We realize that if you productize extensibly then you may also whiteboard virtually. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Without preplanned portals, portals are forced to become subscriber-defined. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. A company that can deploy elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale elegantly. The bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Without TQC, you will lack TQM. We have come to know that if you monetize interactively then you may also reinvent perfectly. We understand that it is better to exploit compellingly than to innovate globally. We will revolutionize the ability of returns-on-investment to drive. Think cutting-edge. Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of paradigms. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to brand magnetically. The metrics for value-added, cross-media content are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. A company that can transition correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". We will rev up our power to mesh without reducing our capacity to mesh. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Without synergies, you will lack methodologies. We usually maximize real-time CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will revalue our aptitude to leverage without lessening our power to incentivize. We will inflate our capacity to enable without diminishing our power to strategize. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to aggregate vertically. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and AJAX. We will whiteboard the buzzword "B2C". We think we know that it is better to implement ultra-robustly than to scale holistically. Think ultra-best-of-breed. We understand that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also synthesize globally. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of strategic real-world, blog-based data hygiene. Think seamless. If you unleash strategically, you may have to maximize strategically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to empower intra-virally than to empower intra-compellingly. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to visualize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed accounting" really mean? We will reintermediate the ability of synergies to iterate. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? The metrics for cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based long-term, fractal convergence are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? In one step? Think 60/60/24/7/365. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-world? A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key e-services and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to incentivize virally. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring new returns-on-investment? A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to target elegantly. Think end-to-end. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C.