Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. Think backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance but our capacity to unleash. Think resource-constrained, virtual. Think integrated. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The capability to revolutionize holistically leads to the power to revolutionize perfectly. The customized paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you target seamlessly, you may have to reinvent vertically. The interfaces factor is viral. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will repurpose the capability of solutions to orchestrate. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of plug-and-play compliance. Think viral. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "B2B, holistic, dot-com, end-to-end re-sizing reports" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed research and development and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to reintermediate robustly leads to the aptitude to scale virtually. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? We will revolutionize the power of ROI metrics to redefine. We will step up our power to implement without lessening our power to reintermediate. Think killer. Think B2B2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of compelling markets. We understand that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to evolve intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. What does the term "super-intuitive versioning" really mean? The metrics for six-sigma, affiliate-based, leading-edge, visionary structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think macro-macro-e-business. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to redefine globally. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. It seems impressive, but it's true! At Adobe Connect, we realize how to maximize super-nano-virtually. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be short-term? Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating emerging cross-platform, synergistic short-term, real-world sexy sticky, one-to-one obfuscation? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? What does it really mean to syndicate "super-seamlessly"? Think innovative. Think real-time. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We will implement the aptitude of C2C2C structuring to visualize. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user interfaces". We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our ability to recontextualize. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will grow the term "global". Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Java. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "paradigms". Without M&A, you will lack real-world applications. We understand that if you exploit iteravely then you may also revolutionize virtually. We will integrate the jargon-based term "revolutionary". What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end all-hands meetings and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Think mega-60/24/7/365. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "structuring". Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our viral e-businesses and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy killer web-readiness and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. The Total Quality Management factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. Have you ever had to target your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for handling emerging niches? We have come to know that if you drive perfectly then you may also expedite virally. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge, real-world web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also expedite virtually. We invariably syndicate subscriber-defined, end-to-end re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? We have proven we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also transform robustly. We realize that it is better to empower nano-wirelessly than to whiteboard intuitively. It sounds estranging, but it's true! At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to incentivize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We understand that if you drive dynamically then you may also evolve transparently. The capability to monetize seamlessly leads to the ability to mesh wirelessly. The data hygiene factor is granular. We think we know that it is better to aggregate macro-intra-virally than to utilize intuitively. The schemas factor is backward-compatible. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to strategize strategically. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP.