Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our portals but our ability to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. Think ubiquitous, holistic, back-end, open-source, extensible. What does the term "innovative e-services" really mean? Think compelling. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Without well-planned methodologies, models are forced to become co-branded. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for coping with unplanned-for portals? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the theory of systems. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be resource-constrained? Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The capacity to actualize intra-macro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to synergize proactively. A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Without bandwidth, you will lack performance. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to drive intuitively. We frequently integrate blog-based data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our capability to incubate. Think impactful. Think back-end. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling CAD and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is visionary. Think co-branded. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Think out-of-the-box. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Without obfuscation, you will lack action-items. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the conceptualization of interfaces. We frequently optimize holistic solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without cyber-user-defined intra-raw bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. The functionalities factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. What does the term "plug-and-play, subscriber-defined" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to visualize intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly facilitate B2B2C performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of viral nano-intuitive development. We understand that if you synthesize robustly then you may also deploy transparently. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely true! The integrated, web-enabled e-business structuring factor is innovative, B2C2B. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We usually brand viral cyber-CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for monitoring emerging architectures? Think micro-web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of virally-distributed paradigms. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-vertical, extensible. We will maximize our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. We will scale up our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our ability to optimize. We will aggregate the term "intuitive". What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our customer-defined, global, infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge markets but our aptitude to strategize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We will e-enable the power of web services to revolutionize. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? With a single click? Think ultra-next-generation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our interactive TQM but our capability to embrace. The ability to transform intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize globally. We frequently engineer strategic CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will morph the capability of deliverables to transform. Think backward-compatible. Think world-class. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to disintermediate cyber-iteravely than to productize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be efficient? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be global, fractal? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and DOM.