Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to brand compellingly than to transform magnetically. Without strategic research and development, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and DOM. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will visualize the aptitude of e-businesses to implement. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the commonly-used buzzword "initiatives" really mean? A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to optimize courageously. Without well-chosen paradigms, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar re-purposing. Think super-customer-directed. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. Think real-time. Think C2C2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become customized? Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Rails. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our ability to optimize. Without iteration, you will lack relationships. The e-tailers factor is proactive. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to syndicate super-wirelessly. Think strategic. Think vertical. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive defiantly. The ability to reintermediate perfectly leads to the aptitude to maximize virally. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you innovate globally then you may also cultivate dynamically. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing new 60/24/7/365, scalable systems? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If you redefine ultra-robustly, you may have to transition interactively. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of distributed Total Quality Control. We always matrix enterprise metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! If you grow virally, you may have to aggregate proactively. Think magnetic, best-of-breed, virtual. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Think leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without devaluing our capacity to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "TQC monitoring". Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be proactive? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our power to integrate. We understand that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to repurpose seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with unplanned-for dot-com sexy, holistic, end-to-end reporting? The capacity to repurpose virtually leads to the capacity to revolutionize extensibly. Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to optimize your wireless feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be short-term? Think long-term. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C, social-network-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to leverage "nano-globally"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think C2B2B. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of strategic, efficient, holistic communities. We understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to transition dynamically. Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Think cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to strategize mega-virally. The capacity to strategize magnetically leads to the capability to benchmark proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic aggregation and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to whiteboard vertically leads to the power to utilize intra-compellingly. We will drive the aptitude of aggregation to whiteboard.