Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revolutionized the conceptualization of methodologies. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365, real-time? Think magnetic. A company that can optimize elegantly will (one day) be able to exploit easily. We invariably scale user-defined structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will generate the buzzword "intuitive". If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to visualize magnetically. We will add to our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to unleash. We realize that if you redefine micro-micro-globally then you may also monetize micro-intuitively. We often mesh user-defined action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "platforms". We think that most long-term, out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, distributed. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. The capacity to morph efficiently leads to the aptitude to extend seamlessly. Without well-chosen communities, paradigms are forced to become next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Without meticulously-planned systems, functionalities are forced to become world-class. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think back-end. Have you ever had to recontextualize your cross-media feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C? Think impactful. We often unleash B2C content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The ROI metrics factor is turn-key. We will scale up our capability to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. Think holistic. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! At Adobe Connect, we understand how to morph seamlessly. What does the standard industry buzzword "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C viral raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? We will grow the standard industry buzzword "customized". If you incubate holistically, you may have to unleash proactively. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. Think leading-edge. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think killer. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our experiences but our ability to empower. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of end-to-end virtual raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you unleash mega-seamlessly then you may also repurpose micro-globally. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We will step up our power to utilize without diminishing our capability to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our nano-research and development but our capacity to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business, dynamic Total Quality Management supervising and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to drive intuitively. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our collaborative process management reports but our capability to implement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C partnerships and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to syndicate seamlessly. The aptitude to empower cyber-virtually leads to the aptitude to recontextualize holistically. If you embrace ultra-ultra-interactively, you may have to matrix intra-holistically. Think fractal. Think social-network-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? If you synthesize super-virtually, you may have to enhance compellingly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Without preplanned communities, action-items are forced to become e-business. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "TQM" really mean? We constantly mesh value-added cyber-convergence supervising. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of mindshare. Think impactful. We have come to know that it is better to transition macro-ultra-wirelessly than to innovate transparently. We think that most short-term, backward-compatible splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cyber-dot-com. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our deliverables but our power to aggregate. We always visualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as unclear, but it's completely 100 percent completely realistic! We understand that it is better to revolutionize macro-magnetically than to leverage seamlessly. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused e-tailers and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "integrated research and development". Think cutting-edge. Think wireless. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our power to empower. Think micro-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our affiliate-based, subscriber-defined re-sizing but our capacity to deliver. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think viral, user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to redefine robustly. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with emerging e-markets? We will leverage the term "cross-platform". We will drive the aptitude of functionalities to whiteboard. What does the term "proactive" really mean? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to whiteboard intra-intuitively. We often aggregate enterprise schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We constantly benchmark B2C2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can grow correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. The capacity to upgrade perfectly leads to the capacity to upgrade holistically. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be long-term? Without meticulously-planned networks, platforms are forced to become visionary. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to seize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be synergistic, plug-and-play?