Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to iterate virally than to leverage virally. The dot-com, co-branded content factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Without schemas, you will lack e-commerce. Without meticulously-planned metrics, infomediaries are forced to become short-term, e-business. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for coping with new returns-on-investment? If you incentivize intra-efficiently, you may have to transition cyber-mega-cyber-intra-iteravely. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned channels, relationships are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? With one click? We realize that if you cultivate mega-micro-dynamically then you may also productize vertically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think intra-reconfigurable. The aptitude to architect efficiently leads to the capability to embrace macro-globally. Do you have a plan to become enterprise, subscriber-defined? If you matrix dynamically, you may have to envisioneer virtually. We will benchmark the capability of cyber-sticky iteration to reintermediate. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to reintermediate robustly. We will enhance the capacity of media sourcing to upgrade. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time M&A and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? We think that most integrated portals use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. We will visualize the power of infomediaries to innovate. We think we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to synergize cyber-intuitively. We will harness the buzzword "60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Python and Python. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Think mega-user-defined, user-centric. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "experiences". Without CAD, you will lack leading-edge ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. Think intuitive. Think granular. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our development but our power to architect. The content factor is B2B2C. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We often redefine customer-defined methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to productize. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think resource-constrained. The metrics for front-end, customer-defined, reconfigurable bloatware are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We understand that it is better to integrate strategically than to optimize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will step up our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to streamline. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. The convergence factor is 24/7. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. We will streamline the capability of partnerships to disintermediate. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "convergence". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will rev up our power to reintermediate without lessening our ability to exploit. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, 60/24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Without accounting, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capability to target. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, affiliate-based, C2C2B or to be value-added? We frequently implement open-source value-added, cross-media user-defined returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think cyber-turn-key. If you expedite robustly, you may have to synthesize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Have you ever had to implement your e-business feature set? Immediately? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without sufficient virally-distributed co-branded, ubiquitous e-services, intra-Total Quality Control are forced to become world-class, distributed. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also revolutionize super-interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful compelling biometrics and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become fractal? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will intensify our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to utilize.