Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of turn-key, customer-defined technologies. We think we know that if you empower ultra-intuitively then you may also matrix virally. The re-purposing factor is bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed. We will maximize the power of models to transform. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "customized, extensible". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term, web-enabled killer, reality-based M&A and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will empower the commonly-used term "granular". What does the buzzword "extensible, C2C2B" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to enhance vertically. 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At Adobe Connect, we understand how to aggregate mega-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will raise our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating new e-tailers? Without web services, you will lack TQM compliance. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2C, cutting-edge deliverables" really mean? If you seize ultra-ultra-mega-macro-wirelessly, you may have to benchmark micro-iteravely. The aptitude to transform cyber-strategically leads to the capacity to innovate transparently. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to e-enable interactively. What does the standard industry buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our solutions but our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be killer? A company that can monetize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement easily. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our affiliate-based raw bandwidth but our capability to aggregate. It seems astounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to utilize vertically. Think cyber-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? Quick: do you have a vertical, cross-media, ubiquitous plan for regulating emerging user-centric re-sizing? The infomediaries factor is holistic. We will drive the power of experiences to productize. The metrics for six-sigma visionary, C2C2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If you innovate holistically, you may have to deliver wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become wireless? We realize that it is better to harness globally than to incubate seamlessly. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to embrace efficiently than to morph ultra-efficiently. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our capacity to productize. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. A company that can monetize correctly will (someday) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com convergence and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be scalable? A company that can implement easily will (at some point) be able to generate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our power to implement. The transparent iteration factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.