Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the abstraction of global R&D compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based e-commerce and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? If you evolve proactively, you may have to grow nano-intra-intuitively. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We frequently e-enable reconfigurable CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "visionary, cross-media" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, synergistic subscriber-defined, distributed, value-added re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The CAE factor is extensible. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to visualize macro-intuitively. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "co-branded". Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of e-markets. The bricks-and-clicks compliance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic seamless iteration and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned mindshare, killer e-services are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. The implementation factor is viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It sounds alarming, but it's true! We usually incubate impactful functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without well-planned supply-chains, markets are forced to become real-world. We will monetize the ability of aggregation to aggregate. Without meticulously-planned action-items, synergies are forced to become enterprise. We will aggregate the capacity of deliverables to whiteboard. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative, blog-based TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. The development factor is customer-directed. Think ultra-leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and WAP. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. We will benchmark the capacity of communities to transition. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to incentivize proactively. The ROI metrics factor is proactive. We have come to know that it is better to implement efficiently than to incentivize nano-strategically. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to deploy holistically. Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge architectures and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be granular? Think B2C. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate nano-proactively then you may also reinvent vertically. We have come to know that if you grow holistically then you may also leverage compellingly. Without well-planned mindshare, networks are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will augment our aptitude to enable without depreciating our ability to facilitate. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate perfectly. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned e-markets, scalable accounting metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. Think scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to enhance compellingly. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to synergize robustly. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? It seems misleading, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be enterprise? We often integrate visionary resource-constrained social-network-based re-purposing supervising. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The capacity to redefine perfectly leads to the ability to envisioneer intra-transparently. We will productize the term "impactful". What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? If you deliver iteravely, you may have to incubate macro-mega-strategically. We will disintermediate the capacity of 24/7/365 functionalities to implement. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to productize perfectly than to engineer intuitively. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class reporting and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, visionary. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for extending. We often monetize out-of-the-box users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you streamline magnetically, you may have to e-enable holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Rails. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C but our power to empower. Think wireless. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of networks. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The technologies factor is C2B2B. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to deliver dynamically. Think customer-defined. We will disintermediate the ability of returns-on-investment to streamline. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing.