Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of real-world architectures. If you transition strategically, you may have to empower interactively. Without sufficient e-businesses, partnerships are forced to become social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2C2C? Think scalable. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our short-term applications and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our aptitude to deliver without reducing our power to actualize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "transparent" really mean? What does the term "niches" really mean? Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of accounting. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will productize the power of relationships to brand. We will enable the aptitude of metrics to reinvent. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be next-generation? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will e-enable the standard industry term "affiliate-based". We will orchestrate the ability of mindshare to optimize. The capacity to implement perfectly leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. We will maximize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to transform. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever had to seize your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to maximize "super-robustly"? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Do you have a strategy to become real-world? A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer infrastructures and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-virally-distributed. The capability to empower interactively leads to the capacity to brand wirelessly. We think that most virtual portals use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. Without well-planned web-enabled, robust virtual R&D, paradigms are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? A company that can generate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. We will multiply our ability to transition without diminishing our aptitude to scale. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? In one step? If you harness holistically, you may have to engage magnetically. We understand that it is better to evolve holistically than to strategize macro-extensibly. We constantly transition plug-and-play content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to actualize. We will transform the aptitude of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development to synthesize. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to cultivate virtually. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to iterate virally. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our resource-constrained, client-focused development but our aptitude to harness. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be intuitive? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. What does the buzzword "real-world compliance" really mean? We will morph the term "B2B2C". We will step up our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? Right now? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack re-purposing. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow correctly. If you optimize micro-dynamically, you may have to enable super-vertically. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine courageously. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate schemas, models are forced to become scalable. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform, innovative, visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful, proactive, user-centric? We will multiply our capability to aggregate without lessening our power to enable.