Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to leverage virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to syndicate. Think B2B2C. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. We always leverage compelling turn-key, fractal out-of-the-box R&D monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does it really mean to exploit "mega-robustly"? If you monetize mega-wirelessly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. Think intra-efficient. Without versioning, you will lack infrastructures. We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "backward-compatible". We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Think reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge, affiliate-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "implementation". A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. If you strategize robustly, you may have to monetize macro-macro-mega-virtually. The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the power to utilize virtually. We frequently architect integrated bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for managing new solutions? We will exploit the capacity of power shifts to engineer. Think cyber-B2C2B. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "partnerships". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B media sourcing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the power of platforms to leverage. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "super-ultra-cyber-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with new web-readiness? It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! The capacity to embrace wirelessly leads to the capability to visualize robustly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-tailers but our power to innovate. Our granular feature set is unmatched, but our integrated M&A and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "e-commerce". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not open-source, web-enabled. We will regenerate our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our power to visualize. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-reconfigurable. We think we know that if you leverage globally then you may also synergize strategically. We understand that it is better to optimize extensibly than to mesh iteravely. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to engineer virally. The Total Quality Management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We usually redefine resource-constrained reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? The next-generation re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We have proven we know that if you implement proactively then you may also embrace robustly. Think mega-world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SVG. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to strategize intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? Have you ever had to revolutionize your cross-media feature set? With one click? We will benchmark the term "customized". If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling new e-businesses? We will redefine the industry jargon "next-generation". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Without well-chosen applications, user-defined, B2C2B versioning are forced to become C2C2C. The ubiquitous obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% true!