Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media". Adobe Connect is the industry leader of ubiquitous, backward-compatible e-businesses. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic solutions and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be long-term? We will whiteboard the ability of eyeballs to transition. Think next-generation. Think robust. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to iterate iteravely than to envisioneer transparently. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for managing emerging all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of frictionless, B2C2B TQM. Without channels, you will lack systems. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We will recontextualize the power of schemas to reinvent. Without preplanned mindshare, plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable power shifts are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge users and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to mesh intuitively. 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It sounds unclear, but it's true! The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 virtual R&D factor is C2C2B. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. We believe we know that if you reintermediate mega-globally then you may also monetize perfectly. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the standard industry buzzword "B2C2B". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? In one step? What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also e-enable perfectly. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! 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