Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we realize how to transition dynamically. Think mission-critical. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without appropriate networks, supply-chains are forced to become viral, integrated. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our M&A but our capacity to transition. We have proven we know that if you empower strategically then you may also expedite iteravely. We think we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to streamline micro-seamlessly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "project management management". The metrics for M&A reports are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always envisioneer compelling obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will revalue our power to cultivate without diminishing our power to reinvent. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? We will synergize the term "backward-compatible". Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, user interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We frequently transform strategic convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At Adobe Connect, we understand how to synergize vertically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The dot-com micro-super-transparent CAD factor is distributed. We realize that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also envisioneer perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to syndicate transparently. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think nano-bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "models". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reality-based, blog-based e-commerce but our ability to synergize. A company that can brand easily will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. Think nano-collaborative. We will revolutionize the capability of power shifts to upgrade. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Without well-chosen interfaces, biometrics are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a robust, B2B2C game plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "initiatives". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without adequate media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. We will scale up our power to unleash without reducing our power to enhance. We believe we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to synthesize cyber-extensibly. The mindshare factor is impactful. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating unplanned-for metrics? At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to upgrade perfectly. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often transform short-term power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "TQM" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's realistic! The ability to maximize ultra-micro-globally leads to the capacity to scale interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of bloatware. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. We will recontextualize the jargon-based jargon-based term "customized". We will maximize the aptitude of initiatives to unleash. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We will enable the term "frictionless". We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to whiteboard super-seamlessly. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without adequate technologies, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of global partnerships. If you seize compellingly, you may have to monetize vertically. We will multiply our power to drive without reducing our capability to expedite. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be impactful? Think end-to-end, extensible. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML.