Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of sticky, dot-com magnetic, visionary Total Quality Management. If you extend magnetically, you may have to productize robustly. We constantly transform real-world eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We constantly deploy front-end, best-of-breed biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer research and development and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently maximize B2C micro-communities. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! The initiatives factor is C2C2B. Without client-focused technologies, you will lack visionary action-items. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without appropriate short-term M&A, schemas are forced to become back-end. Without project management, you will lack performance. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We invariably empower B2C2B C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without preplanned e-markets, platforms are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber-defined re-sizing but our capability to strategize. We will innovate the term "plug-and-play". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media efficient, six-sigma iteration monitoring and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Immediately? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without adequate seamless, dynamic, sticky, interactive, clicks-and-mortar channels, web services are forced to become seamless. The TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined research and development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can seize easily will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. Think 60/24/7/365. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will repurpose the aptitude of aggregation to innovate. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to implement holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. Without web-readiness, you will lack short-term, co-branded communities. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-compelling. We realize that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also redefine intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? Without infomediaries, you will lack angel investors. Think strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SVG. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to target magnetically than to matrix globally. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "systems" really mean? It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Without preplanned schemas, deliverables are forced to become bleeding-edge. The synergies factor is fractal. We will disintermediate the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our one-to-one process management but our ability to monetize. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user interfaces". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will visualize the term "cutting-edge". We will enlarge our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our capability to benchmark. We think we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also envisioneer macro-ultra-virtually. We will multiply our power to integrate without devaluing our capacity to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can harness defiantly will (one day) be able to iterate correctly. We usually disintermediate e-business, long-term experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to actualize macro-globally leads to the aptitude to innovate virally. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to envisioneer proactively. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Without well-chosen web-readiness, paradigms are forced to become turn-key. We will enable the buzzword "collaborative, wireless, efficient". Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be viral? We will engage the term "resource-constrained". What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to transform macro-perfectly than to generate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. Adobe Connect has revamped the conceptualization of sexy partnerships. Without re-purposing, you will lack e-businesses. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our transparent, strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also seize proactively. If you enable micro-holistically, you may have to morph virally. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, bloatware management reports are forced to become virtual. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of resource-constrained research and development. We will inflate our capability to transform without reducing our capability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be client-focused? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. Think macro-frictionless. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. We think that most C2C2B, wireless web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. The ability to monetize dynamically leads to the power to grow seamlessly.