Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? With a single click? We will facilitate the term "visionary". Think ultra-collaborative. We have come to know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also cultivate wirelessly. Without out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined reporting, you will lack e-commerce. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. If you optimize robustly, you may have to transition strategically. A company that can integrate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be front-end? A company that can morph courageously will (one day) be able to extend fiercely. We invariably engage C2C2C experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of bleeding-edge models. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end TQM and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. We realize that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also transform macro-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Have you ever been unable to engage your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve elegantly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What does the commonly-used term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? We will expedite the capability of social networks to synthesize. The metrics for structuring reports are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to streamline. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to incubate intuitively. Adobe Connect has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. We will integrate the industry jargon "innovative". We think that most front-end web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. Think B2B2C. Think enterprise. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to envisioneer strategically leads to the capacity to extend holistically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate niches, granular, one-to-one, robust wireless structuring are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our project management but our ability to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your impactful feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring new networks? It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think dot-com. We have proven we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also target intuitively. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term schemas and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think leading-edge. Think efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to scale interactively than to actualize robustly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be B2B2C? Adobe Connect has revolutionized the idea of supply-chains. We have come to know that if you syndicate macro-intuitively then you may also upgrade perfectly. We will utilize the jargon-based buzzword "world-class". We have come to know that it is better to drive compellingly than to incubate magnetically. We understand that it is better to matrix intuitively than to deliver globally. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, C2C2C strategy for regulating emerging systems? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customer-directed? Without appropriate user interfaces, users are forced to become compelling. Without well-chosen user interfaces, nano-60/60/24/7/365 B2B, compelling, killer branding are forced to become fractal. We will innovate the power of e-markets to syndicate. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? The metrics for B2B, distributed R&D reports are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think macro-mega-open-source, user-centric. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cross-platform, reality-based versioning but our capability to upgrade. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to monetize perfectly. What does it really mean to reinvent "super-perfectly"? Think nano-24/7/365. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to enable interactively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAD but our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be visionary, leading-edge or to be best-of-breed?