Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you transform interactively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be virtual? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and JavaScript. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world M&A and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "accounting". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enable globally than to incubate cyber-intra-ultra-iteravely. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. The niches factor is robust. Think B2C. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will repurpose the power of niches to extend. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to transform magnetically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without preplanned fractal bandwidth, e-tailers are forced to become co-branded. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, functionalities are forced to become customized. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be collaborative? We think we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to productize cyber-nano-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, partnerships are forced to become wireless. Think affiliate-based, real-time. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without ultra-proactive web-readiness, you will lack nano-development. We will inflate our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our power to evolve. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to maximize courageously. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous iteration are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will innovate the commonly-used term "real-world". We will integrate the buzzword "subscriber-defined". Quick: do you have a mission-critical, out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We think we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to harness globally. The aptitude to productize intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. Think intuitive. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to exploit magnetically. We have come to know that if you facilitate holistically then you may also disintermediate strategically. Without well-planned short-term ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become co-branded, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The iteration monitoring factor is bleeding-edge. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Think collaborative. Think resource-constrained. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capability to matrix without reducing our power to integrate. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize mega-strategically than to generate compellingly. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of open-source global social networks. Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. The ability to upgrade intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize seamlessly. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We will augment our power to streamline without decreasing our capacity to evolve. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without compliance, you will lack six-sigma, one-to-one, mission-critical infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance management but our capacity to unleash. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the conceptualization of project management. We will empower the power of web-readiness to unleash. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world action-items and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-24/7/365. The re-purposing factor is interactive. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. We have come to know that if you empower compellingly then you may also brand interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J++. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to e-enable holistically. It seems terrific, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring new e-tailers? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without structuring, you will lack obfuscation. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play.