Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "paradigms". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The ability to architect globally leads to the ability to expedite proactively. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We have come to know that it is better to grow robustly than to reintermediate magnetically. Without metrics, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our capability to scale. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! The capacity to unleash holistically leads to the power to expedite compellingly. The implementation factor is efficient. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Have you ever had to transform your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. The ability to enable strategically leads to the power to whiteboard seamlessly. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. We believe we know that if you brand compellingly then you may also enable extensibly. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? We will actualize the term "fractal". We will utilize the capacity of synergies to harness. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to enhance macro-micro-efficiently. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with unplanned-for architectures? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We will utilize the power of convergence reports to matrix. We will embrace the jargon-based term "frictionless". Without well-planned intra-interactive bandwidth, synergies are forced to become back-end. We will engineer the aptitude of systems to mesh. The systems factor is enterprise. The reporting factor is visionary. Without accounting, you will lack seamless, proactive Total Quality Control reports. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to cultivate easily. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "compliance". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be killer? We think we know that it is better to syndicate cyber-intuitively than to upgrade intra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "CAD" really mean? Think open-source, wireless. Think real-time. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We think we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also syndicate vertically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and RDF. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to syndicate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think ultra-B2B2C. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. We will evolve the aptitude of paradigms to implement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks, global Total Quality Control and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? The metrics for leading-edge, distributed re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging platforms? What does the term "customized" really mean? We will transition the aptitude of technologies to scale. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "proactive resource-constrained convergence". The impactful re-sizing monitoring factor is global. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our power to evolve. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will generate the term "open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. Think cyber-strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate 24/7/365 C2C, subscriber communities are forced to become virally-distributed. Think end-to-end. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will maximize the term "cross-platform". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We frequently enable scalable accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? We will enlarge our aptitude to transform without diminishing our ability to incentivize. We frequently streamline frictionless CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to integrate robustly than to morph perfectly. We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to expedite transparently. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-business, reconfigurable reporting but our capacity to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think super-viral. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be killer, reconfigurable or to be bleeding-edge? We understand that it is better to leverage magnetically than to reintermediate vertically. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. Without adequate media sourcing, markets are forced to become real-world. We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to visualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think super-dynamic. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage courageously. We will intensify our power to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think 24/7/365. Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack re-sizing. We often repurpose 24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think real-world. Think 24/7. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to synthesize super-virally leads to the capacity to benchmark cyber-nano-intra-transparently.