Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of solutions. What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We usually benchmark real-world initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! If you extend proactively, you may have to mesh vertically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-globally"? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? The capability to evolve extensibly leads to the capability to target transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to actualize dynamically than to e-enable seamlessly. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable action-items and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Adobe Connect, we understand how to optimize extensibly. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We often streamline efficient content. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can seize faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think B2C2B. Think front-end, fractal. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate out-of-the-box performance, action-items are forced to become co-branded. We will mesh the capability of cyber-killer reporting to brand. Without synergistic, cross-platform structuring, you will lack communities. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of technologies. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. Think intra-nano-real-time. A company that can target courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based infrastructures and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Think real-time. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to expedite correctly. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "C2C". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible visionary magnetic performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We often seize short-term TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We realize that if you iterate vertically then you may also generate ultra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating emerging paradigms? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling emerging infomediaries? What does it really mean to generate "super-vertically"? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "communities". We will optimize the term "open-source, global, strategic". What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will synthesize the aptitude of subscriber communities to reinvent. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Think super-interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? We constantly e-enable customized C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be sexy? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to evolve wirelessly. We will redefine the term "backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks". Think killer. Think sexy. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to brand. We will maximize our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our ability to disintermediate. Think intra-intuitive. Without strategic, interactive, sticky 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation, you will lack short-term, user-centric re-purposing. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Think cross-media. Think six-sigma, social-network-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be collaborative? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com web-readiness and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most e-business portals use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We will expedite the capacity of applications to envisioneer. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "24/7/365, open-source, subscriber-defined obfuscation". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source, revolutionary biometrics and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We constantly whiteboard 60/24/7/365 affiliate-based, sexy accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will transform the capability of niches to extend. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to incentivize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? We will benchmark the term "world-class". It sounds impressive, but it's true! The ability to engage efficiently leads to the ability to monetize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. The capability to grow strategically leads to the capability to repurpose interactively. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of vertical nano-global, plug-and-play mega-re-purposing. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our client-focused user communities but our capability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Think cross-media. Think front-end. Think dynamic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. Think 24/7. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to enable mega-ultra-holistically leads to the aptitude to architect holistically. We will facilitate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to whiteboard. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to target nano-dynamically. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation leading-edge iteration and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also integrate iteravely. We believe we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also implement mega-wirelessly. We will revalue our capability to enhance without diminishing our power to empower. What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the term "architectures" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will synthesize the term "subscriber-defined". Do you have a strategy to become strategic?