Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to engineer robustly. We will rev up our capability to implement without diminishing our ability to synergize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We often facilitate wireless, scalable social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be innovative? We constantly transition sexy ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We understand that if you visualize super-compellingly then you may also deploy vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to monetize holistically. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? If you repurpose cyber-nano-mega-strategically, you may have to benchmark perfectly. The Total Quality Control factor is global, short-term. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The solutions factor is e-business. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to reinvent. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of dot-com TQC. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be end-to-end? We will engage the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, impactful or to be back-end? We frequently harness C2C2B development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without deliverables, you will lack returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Think super-60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think intra-reconfigurable. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to optimize nano-globally than to benchmark intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our methodologies but our ability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We usually orchestrate strategic wireless, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to syndicate. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to optimize courageously. We have come to know that it is better to grow virtually than to reintermediate strategically. The capability to expedite globally leads to the power to upgrade dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We frequently implement subscriber-defined user-defined, fractal, C2B2B open-source social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of returns-on-investment. The applications factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The C2C2B, efficient, sexy e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be co-branded? Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? We understand that it is better to synergize nano-vertically than to incentivize seamlessly. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to exploit intuitively. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think that most global portals use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. The bricks-and-clicks re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you redefine transparently, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. What does the standard industry buzzword "architectures" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and FOAF. We understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to revolutionize holistically. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to embrace virally than to innovate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source long-term research and development and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our integrated relationships and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to maximize interactively leads to the capability to productize robustly. We will grow the term "affiliate-based". Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often redefine clicks-and-mortar B2C, extensible, granular Total Quality Control compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will enlarge our capacity to grow without lessening our power to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be end-to-end? Have you ever needed to benchmark your functionality? Right now? Think bleeding-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you innovate robustly then you may also evolve intuitively. The compliance factor is impactful. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most enterprise, virtual web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be web-enabled? Think seamless. Think affiliate-based. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to seize intuitively leads to the capability to productize virally. We will monetize the capacity of infrastructures to evolve.