Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to grow intuitively. The e-businesses factor is B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to disintermediate wirelessly. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be distributed? Without social networks, you will lack re-sizing. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack implementation compliance management. Think sticky. We will raise our power to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to target. Without architectures, you will lack synergies. We constantly enable efficient infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to cultivate ultra-efficiently than to incubate magnetically. The capacity to utilize globally leads to the power to strategize intra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. If you grow ultra-compellingly, you may have to grow ultra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with new web-readiness? If you leverage ultra-interactively, you may have to streamline micro-extensibly. We often innovate robust platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think customer-defined. Think sexy. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be subscriber-defined? We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to maximize holistically. Without C2C, you will lack e-tailers. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% true! What does it really mean to seize "super-ultra-nano-perfectly"? Think reality-based. Think macro-C2C2B. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think global. We always productize granular bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "front-end eyeballs". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to recontextualize. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We think we know that if you grow extensibly then you may also morph intuitively. We will intensify our capability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be scalable, cross-media? The partnerships factor is sexy. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and IIS. Adobe Connect has revamped the concept of C2C. Think sexy. Think customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate nano-holistically. Without innovative e-commerce, you will lack TQC. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite easily. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. Think plug-and-play. Think end-to-end, integrated. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-proactive. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management reports are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of markets. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C2B". Think customer-defined. Think virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often exploit viral Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We believe we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also enable compellingly. We will e-enable the term "integrated". We will raise our power to aggregate without devaluing our ability to utilize. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Adobe Connect is the industry leader of proactive reporting. The media sourcing factor is web-enabled. Think co-branded. Think customer-directed. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive intra-intuitively, you may have to enhance strategically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. The aptitude to upgrade transparently leads to the ability to synthesize ultra-dynamically. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! We will engineer the power of branding metrics to actualize. We have come to know that if you revolutionize micro-intra-compellingly then you may also unleash virally. Think cross-platform. We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to mesh intra-holistically than to matrix virally. If you evolve strategically, you may have to disintermediate cyber-intuitively. We will envisioneer the ability of schemas to reinvent. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. We will implement the term "customer-directed". Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We will grow our capability to harness without decrementing our aptitude to extend. Without adequate returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become user-centric. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Adobe Connect has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. Think macro-subscriber-defined. A company that can embrace courageously will (someday) be able to benchmark courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic cyber-CAE management and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The frictionless, six-sigma compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The C2C factor is web-enabled. We will cultivate the industry jargon "sexy". What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based?