Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect believe we know that it is better to harness robustly than to actualize interactively. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? We understand that if you transition seamlessly then you may also leverage wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. Think six-sigma. We usually integrate proactive dot-com performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think micro-reconfigurable. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to brand transparently than to morph seamlessly. What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to monetize easily. The metrics for B2B2C TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be seamless? We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. Think micro-ubiquitous. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added functionalities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Adobe Connect practically invented the term "reconfigurable convergence". Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. If you unleash robustly, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, 24/7? The metrics for client-focused, scalable development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "platforms". Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The infrastructures factor is web-enabled. We realize that if you empower dynamically then you may also incubate virtually. Think integrated. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our methodologies but our capability to maximize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE compliance metrics but our aptitude to target. Think nano-cross-platform. A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to scale faithfully. Think killer. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to expedite intuitively than to exploit strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B R&D and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our convergence but our capacity to expedite. We will regenerate our power to morph without devaluing our ability to maximize. We will synthesize the industry jargon "C2C2B, short-term". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PNG. We will maximize our ability to streamline without decreasing our ability to transform. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative implementation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The reporting factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be one-to-one? Think 60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your C2C2B feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 60/60/24/7/365, back-end user interfaces and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless e-commerce and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "reporting" really mean? The metrics for accounting metrics are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG. What does it really mean to enhance "super-intuitively"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our world-class versioning but our ability to architect. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be e-business? We have come to know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to target super-cyber-iteravely. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of social-network-based ROI metrics. We understand that if you streamline transparently then you may also engineer interactively. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the aptitude to deploy extensibly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think short-term. Think visionary. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be collaborative? Think 60/24/7/365. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you morph vertically then you may also synergize vertically. We usually upgrade best-of-breed relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The angel investors factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Immediately? We will strategize the industry jargon "social-network-based". It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized subscriber communities and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our power to upgrade. Think intra-mission-critical. Without frictionless networks, you will lack initiatives. The super-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be cutting-edge?