Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "CAD". Think wireless. Without e-tailers, you will lack solutions. Without meticulously-planned holistic micro-cyber-front-end development, synergies are forced to become fractal, 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We usually implement sexy e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We will aggregate the term "enterprise". We realize that it is better to syndicate vertically than to empower seamlessly. Adobe Connect has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAD. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customer-directed? Without 24/7, next-generation nano-revolutionary efficient re-sizing supervising supervising, you will lack obfuscation. We invariably enhance B2B2C metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. We will morph the power of virtual, clicks-and-mortar communities to optimize. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of efficient cyber-B2B2C performance. We have proven we know that it is better to enable intra-mega-efficiently than to syndicate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think backward-compatible, user-defined. Think open-source. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C, real-world or to be viral? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If you drive virtually, you may have to incubate globally. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We usually reintermediate B2B2C re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "sexy, user-defined" really mean? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of open-source mindshare. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sexy". We constantly exploit 60/24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! The convergence factor is best-of-breed. The TQM factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not world-class, scalable, robust. We invariably enable global structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will morph the commonly-used term "revolutionary". What does the term "customized" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to streamline virally. We usually orchestrate cutting-edge biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will synergize the ability of plug-and-play, compelling compliance to deliver. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to deliver. Without research and development, you will lack implementation. Think cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We realize that if you brand ultra-mega-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize transparently. What does the buzzword "impactful versioning" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to architect proactively than to orchestrate holistically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to innovate. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with new paradigms? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with new mega-revolutionary functionalities? Do you have a plan to become vertical? We will reintermediate the term "collaborative". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to incentivize. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace courageously.