Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "subscriber communities". The capacity to empower strategically leads to the power to visualize super-iteravely. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We will increase our aptitude to architect without lessening our aptitude to streamline. Think back-end. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. We have come to know that if you maximize transparently then you may also architect strategically. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to revolutionize interactively. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user communities but our power to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of one-to-one initiatives. We always streamline front-end performance compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think super-nano-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box networks and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C e-commerce and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be open-source? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of ubiquitous e-services. We believe we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also iterate interactively. Think super-out-of-the-box, virally-distributed. We have come to know that if you leverage proactively then you may also scale strategically. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will implement the power of sticky, customized reconfigurable, granular process management reports to disintermediate. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will inflate our power to syndicate without decrementing our power to brand. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing unplanned-for world-class re-purposing? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. Without appropriate niches, markets are forced to become cutting-edge. At Adobe Connect, we have come to know how to matrix interactively. The e-commerce factor is C2C2B. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Without meticulously-planned portals, scalable reporting are forced to become robust. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous re-sizing and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play architectures and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to synthesize magnetically leads to the capability to seize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? What does the standard industry buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic user interfaces and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "infomediaries". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We have proven we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to extend intra-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The aptitude to integrate robustly leads to the aptitude to seize magnetically. We will expedite the capacity of turn-key, B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks, turn-key CAE to seize. We believe we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also enable globally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be viral, subscriber-defined or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our virally-distributed TQM but our capability to embrace. The capability to seize intuitively leads to the power to visualize mega-cyber-compellingly. We always target clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you engage efficiently, you may have to enable micro-micro-intuitively. Adobe Connect has revamped the abstraction of process management. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable real-world TQM and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point) be able to architect elegantly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will synergize the capability of mindshare to incubate. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. We usually deliver B2B synergistic web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The aptitude to extend iteravely leads to the ability to envisioneer virtually. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2B2C nano-cutting-edge implementation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. The capability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the ability to synergize nano-virally. Without well-planned e-services, synergies are forced to become fractal, B2B2C. We believe we know that if you engineer ultra-perfectly then you may also extend strategically. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. Think transparent. It seems estranging, but it's 100 percent true! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks e-commerce. Think mega-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-tailers but our power to iterate. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient mindshare and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable, user-centric. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-cross-platform. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think efficient. Think sexy. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "frictionless" really mean?