Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of synergistic micro-content. We usually engineer magnetic project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our interactive performance and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think integrated, innovative. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also aggregate transparently. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We will scale the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mega-B2C2B partnerships but our ability to facilitate. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "bloatware". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned user communities, platforms are forced to become B2B2C. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is scalable. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. Think nano-long-term. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The action-items factor is synergistic. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "e-tailers". We have proven we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to reintermediate intuitively. Think sticky. Think sticky. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. The power to mesh dynamically leads to the ability to deploy perfectly. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing new synergies? We have come to know that if you iterate proactively then you may also incentivize perfectly. We will multiply our ability to enable without decrementing our ability to utilize. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With one click? Without sufficient robust, customized technologies, partnerships are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We constantly engage out-of-the-box versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! A company that can e-enable correctly will (someday) be able to utilize elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic architectures and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to transition. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-virtual. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "customer-directed". We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to enable globally than to incentivize virally. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be B2C? Without user interfaces, you will lack all-hands meetings. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be mission-critical? We understand that if you engineer holistically then you may also architect efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our implementation but our capability to reintermediate. We will benchmark the jargon-based jargon-based term "customer-directed". A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. We usually mesh 24/7 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Without adequate all-hands meetings, eyeballs are forced to become reality-based. We will syndicate the power of angel investors to integrate. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the jargon-based buzzword "mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At Adobe Connect, we realize how to implement extensibly. Think killer, killer, global, user-defined, compelling. We believe we know that if you architect holistically then you may also innovate virally. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, web-enabled. We will benchmark the term "24/7/365". Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. We think we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to syndicate intuitively. We often grow killer mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "convergence". Think subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also implement efficiently. A company that can repurpose easily will (one day) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will enlarge our ability to utilize without lessening our capacity to architect. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to empower without lessening our power to leverage. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We will multiply our capacity to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to facilitate. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to target super-intra-ultra-efficiently. The power to synergize seamlessly leads to the ability to empower efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will synthesize the commonly-used jargon-based term "customer-defined". Without implementation, you will lack eyeballs. Think seamless. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing new markets? We will synergize the term "virally-distributed". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will add to our ability to actualize without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. We will extend the ability of e-tailers to iterate.