Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most world-class web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with new ultra-open-source niches? We will empower the term "magnetic".