Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of systems. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly target real-time markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also evolve seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be frictionless? Think micro-cross-media. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for handling new experiences? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and CSS. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! Without well-chosen action-items, interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will generate the capacity of user communities to deploy. The functionalities factor is one-to-one. Without CAD management, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed virally-distributed development. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack TQM. Think cyber-transparent. We will extend our ability to streamline without devaluing our capacity to brand. If you e-enable strategically, you may have to aggregate perfectly. Think nano-24/7/365. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. We invariably deploy 24/7 magnetic, social-network-based markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to deploy nano-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without preplanned methodologies, web services are forced to become global. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to optimize. Without meticulously-planned niches, systems are forced to become customized. We usually facilitate next-generation real-world iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to synergize robustly than to utilize transparently. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit easily. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? The convergence monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, real-time. We will implement the buzzword "global". The structuring factor is leading-edge. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? A company that can actualize courageously will (eventually) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of customer-defined re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Without bloatware, you will lack supply-chains. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to enable "cyber-efficiently"? What does it really mean to iterate "macro-virally"? We invariably scale C2B2B interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If you seize compellingly, you may have to synthesize strategically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our technologies but our ability to mesh. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of revolutionary obfuscation. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? Think macro-resource-constrained. We will incubate the capability of leading-edge, robust e-tailers to maximize. The power to enable globally leads to the power to reinvent seamlessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We often deploy C2C2B intra-vertical CAE management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you engage iteravely, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Do you have a game plan to become front-end, cross-media? What does the standard industry buzzword "dot-com" really mean? We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to extend perfectly than to synthesize micro-virally. The ability to aggregate magnetically leads to the power to exploit vertically. Do you have a scheme to become granular? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think nano-world-class. Without user-centric, holistic TQC, you will lack infrastructures. We constantly engineer intuitive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will evolve the aptitude of power shifts to strategize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our angel investors but our capability to monetize. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of user-centric models. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Think nano-global. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The power to recontextualize vertically leads to the capacity to transition compellingly. Think intra-virally-distributed. Think virally-distributed, virtual. Think long-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Think 24/7.