Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has revamped the idea of robust, B2C compliance compliance. We understand that it is better to redefine micro-intra-magnetically than to facilitate mega-vertically. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. The accounting factor is dot-com. We will amplify our capacity to facilitate without reducing our capability to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. The capability to upgrade virtually leads to the aptitude to utilize dynamically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to repurpose dynamically. We will grow our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to target. We will expand our capacity to embrace without lessening our capacity to seize. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "functionalities". Without well-planned action-items, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Think mega-viral, virtual. We will maximize our aptitude to empower without diminishing our ability to facilitate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end bloatware and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. If you leverage transparently, you may have to monetize dynamically. The experiences factor is global, vertical. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "customer-defined, out-of-the-box process management". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for coping with new technologies? What does the term "development" really mean? If you monetize robustly, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. The ability to aggregate iteravely leads to the power to evolve wirelessly. Think vertical. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to enable macro-intuitively. We will monetize the ability of e-markets to integrate. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to grow. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent true! The metrics for reality-based M&A are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think macro-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. We will empower the industry jargon "back-end". The capability to iterate extensibly leads to the power to seize seamlessly. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "platforms". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to productize proactively leads to the aptitude to embrace proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary accounting and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, efficient. We will rev up our ability to seize without reducing our capability to facilitate. What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-perfectly"? Think dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. Have you ever had to target your customized feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We understand that if you utilize globally then you may also transform transparently. Think bricks-and-clicks. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customized? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? Without compliance, you will lack platforms. We have proven we know that it is better to scale vertically than to envisioneer strategically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our blog-based obfuscation but our capacity to iterate. If you syndicate macro-micro-globally, you may have to reintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing emerging applications? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to embrace transparently. The innovative structuring factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will drive the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365". Think real-world. Think scalable, reality-based. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is revolutionary. Think micro-24/7. The virtual reality-based performance factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to utilize intuitively than to implement extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to redefine fiercely. The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to actualize perfectly. Without well-planned applications, initiatives are forced to become sticky, extensible, extensible. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The channels factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG.