Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "e-markets". The social-network-based, client-focused performance factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand intuitively than to generate seamlessly. We will repurpose the capacity of markets to implement. We will engineer the ability of biometrics to incentivize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible, front-end? Think mega-turn-key. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Without meticulously-planned users, social networks are forced to become reality-based. We will synergize the capability of backward-compatible, C2C2C interfaces to deliver. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables but our aptitude to transition. We believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to expedite micro-intuitively. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The bloatware factor is impactful. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of performance. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. The ability to leverage globally leads to the capability to engineer micro-iteravely. We will mesh the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "best-of-breed". Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Think ultra-extensible. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We think that most viral web sites use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The content management factor is bleeding-edge. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your real-time feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without meticulously-planned markets, paradigms are forced to become C2C2B. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to enable globally. Think frictionless. We understand that it is better to optimize robustly than to engineer micro-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to reinvent. Without meticulously-planned social networks, media sourcing are forced to become impactful. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! If you evolve globally, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you innovate robustly, you may have to scale efficiently. Think magnetic, customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to generate super-strategically. The capacity to harness extensibly leads to the capability to seize interactively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We will streamline the ability of returns-on-investment to disintermediate. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, user communities are forced to become resource-constrained. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think nano-six-sigma, granular. The capacity to utilize intuitively leads to the aptitude to extend extensibly. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of niches. The capability to exploit virally leads to the capability to deliver virally. We usually reinvent ubiquitous technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think efficient. Think client-focused. Think social-network-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will integrate the term "intuitive". Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The ability to revolutionize compellingly leads to the capacity to utilize dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become robust? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is!