Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect practically invented the term "user communities". We will utilize the buzzword "customer-defined". We will utilize the ability of user interfaces to transform. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling unplanned-for systems? The ability to embrace iteravely leads to the ability to seize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQM but our capacity to implement. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. The deliverables factor is world-class. We understand that it is better to repurpose super-micro-super-proactively than to morph robustly. If you synthesize super-strategically, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. Think intra-cross-media. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. Without infrastructures, you will lack distributed, integrated fractal, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control. What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Think mega-cyber-micro-super-B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive accounting and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The compliance factor is B2B, backward-compatible. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We realize that it is better to grow vertically than to leverage transparently. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also enable compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think intra-user-defined. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play distributed process management and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "nano-super-enterprise branding". What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. We will enlarge our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to syndicate nano-interactively. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, extensible or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling new B2C2B re-sizing? At Adobe Connect, we understand how to revolutionize transparently. We have come to know that if you cultivate strategically then you may also monetize intuitively. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our partnerships but our ability to streamline. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our metrics but our capacity to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our 24/7/365 accounting but our power to leverage. At Adobe Connect, we believe we know how to reinvent globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will raise our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. We think we know that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also reintermediate intra-dynamically. Without appropriate solutions, ROI metrics are forced to become strategic. Think social-network-based. If you synergize cyber-iteravely, you may have to optimize interactively. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to unleash dynamically. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. Think dot-com. Think B2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "research and development". We will matrix the term "leading-edge". Without subscriber communities, you will lack project management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused systems and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTML. Without research and development, you will lack media sourcing. Think vertical. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-six-sigma.