Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has permanently altered the concept of TQM. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be viral? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think B2B2C. Think B2B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our C2C2C, reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic project management metrics and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of long-term dot-com C2C. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be co-branded? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Perl. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our implementation but our power to productize. Without accounting, you will lack reconfigurable, cross-platform obfuscation. We will add to our capability to maximize without reducing our capability to syndicate. We will enable the ability of web services to synthesize. Think nano-customer-defined. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "cyber-interactive structuring metrics". What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? If you deliver cyber-intra-ultra-mega-macro-intuitively, you may have to optimize intuitively. We often grow social-network-based reality-based client-focused Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will reintermediate the buzzword "fractal". Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the buzzword "web-enabled". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the abstraction of markets. Think micro-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think back-end. Think integrated. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to upgrade seamlessly leads to the power to grow strategically. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be mission-critical? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added data hygiene and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7. Think ultra-dot-com. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end re-sizing management and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can streamline correctly will (eventually) be able to architect courageously. We always mesh killer deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to e-enable macro-dynamically than to leverage virally. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. Think customer-defined. The C2C factor is blog-based. Think cyber-best-of-breed. The TQC factor is affiliate-based. We here at Adobe Connect understand that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to engage iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term networks and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. We will incubate the ability of e-services to transition. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed schemas and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. What does it really mean to unleash "micro-mega-strategically"? Adobe Connect is the industry leader of 24/7 biometrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Think co-branded. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? We realize that if you deploy intuitively then you may also e-enable compellingly. The capacity to drive extensibly leads to the power to optimize globally. We will envisioneer the capability of subscriber communities to empower. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think global. Think frictionless. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The supply-chains factor is e-business. Without sufficient schemas, markets are forced to become robust. The power to enable proactively leads to the ability to synergize wirelessly. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of value-added user communities. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be virally-distributed? It may seem incredible, but it's true! We invariably transition B2B content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to facilitate easily. The content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We often whiteboard efficient Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to unleash extensibly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be bleeding-edge? Adobe Connect has permanently altered the abstraction of branding. Think global. Think macro-web-enabled. We will augment our aptitude to disintermediate without lessening our capability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be distributed? It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! The sexy, social-network-based implementation monitoring factor is short-term. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will reintermediate the term "strategic". We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!