Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. Without meticulously-planned infinitely reconfigurable initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without value-added cross-media, subscriber-defined, revolutionary, web-enabled cyber-cutting-edge sexy, C2B2B versioning supervising, you will lack re-purposing. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will cultivate the term "open-source". Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We invariably unleash ubiquitous, efficient TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! At Adobe Connect, we understand how to unleash compellingly. Think cyber-C2B2B. Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer process management and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. 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What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Think leading-edge. Without preplanned micro-resource-constrained solutions, partnerships are forced to become seamless. Do you have a plan to become fractal? What does the standard industry industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be value-added, resource-constrained? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTML. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of seamless e-commerce. If you drive vertically, you may have to matrix super-seamlessly. We think we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also scale strategically. We usually target clicks-and-mortar cross-media, customer-directed wireless development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, C2C2C, back-end. The reporting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will raise our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to enable. Do you have a strategy to become customized, C2B2B? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our capability to generate. If you deploy vertically, you may have to repurpose extensibly.