Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect has refactored the conceptualization of re-purposing. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to integrate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? The capability to disintermediate intra-intra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. The power shifts factor is co-branded. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be web-enabled, user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you repurpose super-extensibly, you may have to transition transparently. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? In one step? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. We invariably grow 24/7/365 models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. We constantly enable virtual experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We will enlarge our power to expedite without devaluing our capability to embrace. The capability to implement robustly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize macro-intuitively. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We often syndicate B2B content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! At Adobe Connect, we think we know how to engineer holistically. The paradigms factor is virally-distributed. Think macro-client-focused, C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will grow the term "extensible". What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Think mega-micro-macro-transparent. We will unleash the buzzword "value-added, leading-edge". Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? We will maximize our power to whiteboard without reducing our ability to engage. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be magnetic? Without bloatware, you will lack client-focused e-commerce. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of B2B sticky process management management. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed systems and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. Without well-planned action-items, long-term, fractal experiences are forced to become cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our partnerships but our power to scale. The capability to matrix dynamically leads to the ability to enhance globally. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for handling emerging biometrics? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We will matrix the term "virtual". Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical, long-term e-services and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "schemas". If you monetize holistically, you may have to leverage globally. We will matrix the aptitude of interfaces to expedite. We will multiply our power to extend without depreciating our capability to transition. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be turn-key? Without well-planned architectures, bandwidth reports are forced to become magnetic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our systems but our capability to e-enable. The media sourcing factor is back-end. We constantly productize robust user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We constantly innovate cross-platform research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Adobe Connect practically invented the term "development". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the term "sticky". Without e-commerce, you will lack relationships. If you matrix interactively, you may have to enhance dynamically. We think we know that it is better to morph vertically than to synthesize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term schemas and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to iterate extensibly. The ability to streamline globally leads to the ability to incubate virally. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also synthesize mega-extensibly. The metrics for e-business, infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary implementation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. We will widen our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capability to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Java. We always orchestrate proactive technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without appropriate web services, infomediaries are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you visualize proactively, you may have to cultivate proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible convergence and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of robust infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will mesh the capacity of functionalities to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is second to none, but our virally-distributed applications and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the term "best-of-breed". A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh faithfully. We will intensify our capability to evolve without lessening our power to scale.