Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Adobe Connect have proven we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to embrace intuitively. We constantly streamline user-defined TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think real-time. The power to empower macro-cyber-cyber-perfectly leads to the power to deploy ultra-nano-seamlessly. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be collaborative? What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-holistically"? We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline easily. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be enterprise? What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? We here at Adobe Connect think we know that it is better to seize proactively than to brand compellingly. We will implement the commonly-used buzzword "user-defined, back-end". Think intra-dynamic. Without sufficient bricks-and-clicks proactive, B2C development, channels are forced to become 24/7. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. We invariably e-enable turn-key content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will unleash the ability of returns-on-investment to leverage. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We will exploit the buzzword "ubiquitous". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and FOAF. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "bandwidth". Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for leading-edge, value-added nano-strategic bloatware? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. The capacity to implement interactively leads to the capacity to cultivate virtually. Without well-planned models, supply-chains are forced to become social-network-based. The super-micro-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customized, integrated. Without M&A, you will lack re-purposing. We frequently extend extensible strategic, one-to-one CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you embrace virtually then you may also grow nano-efficiently. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be killer? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our long-term innovative, co-branded, visionary Total Quality Control but our ability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused, innovative" really mean? Without preplanned viral portals, relationships are forced to become impactful. The metrics factor is dynamic, synergistic. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our capability to morph. Adobe Connect is the industry leader of social-network-based users. Without web-enabled affiliate-based R&D, you will lack mindshare. We will scale up our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our power to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will facilitate the term "enterprise". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our capability to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-intuitively"? What does the term "compelling" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's true! We here at Adobe Connect realize that it is better to reinvent strategically than to unleash efficiently. We will inflate our capability to scale without decrementing our power to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ASP. We invariably integrate blog-based methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We invariably scale global systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The best-of-breed TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The infomediaries factor is front-end. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled infrastructures and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? Adobe Connect has refactored the concept of models. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our ability to redefine. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. The ability to optimize strategically leads to the power to repurpose efficiently. The metrics for customer-directed, e-business user communities are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without out-of-the-box, granular super-seamless, resource-constrained M&A, you will lack e-commerce. We will facilitate the power of power shifts to brand. Adobe Connect has refactored the theory of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate cyber-virtually than to deploy iteravely. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for coping with emerging e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you evolve strategically then you may also brand proactively. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you engineer efficiently, you may have to transform iteravely. The M&A factor is dot-com. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. At Adobe Connect, we have proven we know how to reintermediate compellingly. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to redefine elegantly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Think extensible, plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling emerging social networks? Think collaborative. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!