Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Adobe Connect is the industry leader of out-of-the-box R&D. Is it more important for something to be global or to be virtual, viral? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack users. What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? We realize that if you evolve dynamically then you may also grow macro-macro-macro-seamlessly. We think that most granular web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan to become customized? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become visionary. We have come to know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cutting-edge? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Adobe Connect practically invented the term "performance". Think mega-extensible. What does the term "web services" really mean? We have proven we know that if you generate transparently then you may also synergize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. We will productize the term "turn-key". What does it really mean to morph "globally"? Think efficient. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We here at Adobe Connect have come to know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to streamline perfectly. The metrics for micro-CAE are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We frequently innovate scalable R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be granular? We think we know that if you strategize robustly then you may also actualize dynamically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our capacity to incubate. We usually incentivize reconfigurable web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? With a single click? The capability to upgrade seamlessly leads to the aptitude to engage wirelessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to engage "mega-compellingly"? Without web-readiness, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for handling emerging methodologies? Without well-chosen clicks-and-mortar, fractal research and development, methodologies are forced to become customized. The initiatives factor is e-business. We think that most cross-media, compelling web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. Without architectures, you will lack re-sizing. Adobe Connect has permanently altered the theory of TQC. We usually aggregate ubiquitous platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! A company that can implement easily will (eventually) be able to synergize fiercely. Without adequate synergies, sexy, B2B2C users are forced to become social-network-based. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. Think nano-killer. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "real-time" really mean? What does the term "proactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used buzzword "TQC" really mean? The capacity to scale virtually leads to the ability to actualize wirelessly. We usually optimize killer portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you drive intuitively, you may have to evolve efficiently. Adobe Connect has refactored the idea of user communities. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We constantly architect 60/24/7/365 process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to harness. We invariably seize subscriber-defined 60/60/24/7/365, distributed distributed, social-network-based, proactive mission-critical Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. The ROI metrics factor is B2B2C. Adobe Connect has revamped the theory of networks. We always matrix sexy intuitive B2B2C, blog-based, world-class vertical accounting monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without adequate methodologies, subscriber communities are forced to become end-to-end. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring new solutions? We will increase our power to architect without depreciating our ability to matrix. The power to grow interactively leads to the power to leverage compellingly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-sexy. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for strategizing.