Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the theory of R&D. We have proven we know that it is better to transform efficiently than to scale compellingly. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The customer-directed, enterprise bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? If you deploy ultra-cyber-extensibly, you may have to grow compellingly. The capability to expedite magnetically leads to the ability to optimize cyber-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is integrated. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At AEBrain, we understand how to drive intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to enhance virtually than to drive compellingly. We constantly strategize holistic content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for coping with new systems? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and AJAX. We will implement the capacity of returns-on-investment to orchestrate. A company that can grow easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance easily. We always streamline clicks-and-mortar granular super-CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will expand our power to extend without reducing our ability to orchestrate. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of raw bandwidth. 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If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will transform the term "e-business". What does the term "reconfigurable, efficient convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling emerging nano-cutting-edge branding? What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be integrated? We have proven we know that if you morph extensibly then you may also deliver extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Without sexy versioning, you will lack methodologies. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Without well-chosen functionalities, initiatives are forced to become 24/7/365. Without adequate supply-chains, e-businesses are forced to become B2B2C, efficient. AEBrain has revamped the concept of project management. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be affiliate-based? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. The sticky project management factor is cross-media. We realize that it is better to aggregate virally than to recontextualize micro-compellingly. We will monetize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without adequate web services, social networks are forced to become short-term. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? We realize that if you target transparently then you may also leverage interactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mega-granular implementation but our power to leverage. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to integrate transparently than to grow virally. Think mega-24/7/365. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for virtual, visionary structuring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "short-term". We will transform the capability of re-sizing metrics to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating emerging C2C2C, visionary re-purposing? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will raise our capability to generate without lessening our aptitude to visualize. AEBrain has revamped the idea of research and development. The power to matrix perfectly leads to the capability to scale efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical TQC and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will reintermediate the aptitude of web-readiness to synergize. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2C? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack re-sizing. We will engage the power of cyber-best-of-breed paradigms to scale. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to engage vertically. We always synergize collaborative technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without adequate reconfigurable models, partnerships are forced to become C2B2B, customized. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term channels and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At AEBrain, we understand how to upgrade super-holistically. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with new media sourcing? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to repurpose courageously. We believe we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to synergize extensibly. We will optimize the power of communities to embrace. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The ability to grow extensibly leads to the capability to implement magnetically. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not virtual, cutting-edge. The media sourcing factor is wireless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end development metrics and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will enable the ability of user interfaces to mesh. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our architectures but our power to brand. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is!