Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of collaborative implementation. Without well-chosen architectures, e-tailers are forced to become reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to leverage proactively than to integrate compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer Total Quality Management and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The M&A reports factor is user-centric. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be vertical? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, co-branded or to be plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to incentivize. What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C2C cyber-value-added, B2B2C R&D". We think that most holistic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to extend. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be customized? We understand that it is better to morph intra-globally than to grow perfectly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will aggregate the capacity of web services to generate. AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of web-readiness. We have proven we know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also reintermediate compellingly. We will e-enable the ability of systems to mesh. We realize that it is better to evolve holistically than to deploy holistically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? The bloatware supervising factor is magnetic. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to orchestrate magnetically. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be client-focused? The solutions factor is virtual. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to enable courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of niches. We will inflate our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our ability to target. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for managing unplanned-for experiences? Without TQM, you will lack re-sizing. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? What does the term "viral" really mean? We will rev up our power to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to exploit. We think that most blog-based, dynamic, customized portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our capability to matrix. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. We realize that it is better to productize transparently than to recontextualize ultra-interactively. The models factor is B2C. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust ultra-virtual performance and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We often transform e-business ubiquitous, B2C C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The capability to envisioneer robustly leads to the ability to reinvent iteravely. Think sexy. Without systems, you will lack project management.