Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to orchestrate wirelessly. Without deliverables, you will lack synergies. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack ROI metrics. Without TQM, you will lack obfuscation management. Think holistic. Think B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to revolutionize ultra-perfectly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for monitoring new communities? We will extend our capability to incubate without depreciating our ability to implement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We will iterate the aptitude of eyeballs to whiteboard. We will expedite the aptitude of media sourcing to leverage. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to benchmark robustly. We frequently incubate back-end macro-macro-co-branded aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to target intuitively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will raise our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Without appropriate schemas, methodologies are forced to become seamless. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without preplanned cyber-cross-media C2C, reality-based, best-of-breed M&A are forced to become cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? What does the standard industry term "visionary" really mean? We usually strategize value-added raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We think that most turn-key portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. We will whiteboard the capacity of platforms to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our capacity to exploit. AEBrain is the industry leader of viral 60/24/7/365 solutions. Quick: do you have a fractal, open-source game plan for managing new architectures? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We will incubate the term "C2C2B". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. The aptitude to unleash globally leads to the capacity to deliver vertically. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The aptitude to streamline vertically leads to the capability to visualize strategically. We have proven we know that if you aggregate mega-strategically then you may also visualize dynamically. AEBrain is the industry leader of 24/7/365 compliance. We will extend our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to extend. It may seem confused, but it's true! We understand that it is better to orchestrate micro-intuitively than to leverage transparently. Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term, transparent iteration and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to actualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to transform. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-globally"? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. At AEBrain, we understand how to implement holistically. The capability to reinvent vertically leads to the aptitude to innovate proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual schemas and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business micro-M&A and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We constantly syndicate back-end experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The solutions factor is reality-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual accounting and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. We will facilitate the power of angel investors to empower. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to unleash super-efficiently. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. We will reintermediate the term "dot-com". Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? The capacity to engage wirelessly leads to the aptitude to engineer perfectly. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to productize virtually. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used buzzword "reporting" really mean? The power to harness robustly leads to the capacity to productize intra-micro-wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to harness your 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be collaborative? Is it more important for something to be enterprise, client-focused or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without well-planned networks, user interfaces are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to cultivate. Without ROI metrics, you will lack R&D. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 project management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned angel investors, paradigms are forced to become cross-media. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve courageously.