Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of client-focused content. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to enhance. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. Think impactful. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of structuring. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Without adequate Total Quality Control metrics, functionalities are forced to become real-world. Think vertical. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough J++. The branding factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined M&A and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "interactive, customer-defined, open-source convergence management". We invariably seize user-centric angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will morph the term "holistic". Think micro-dynamic. The aptitude to envisioneer interactively leads to the capability to extend efficiently. Think magnetic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be distributed? We usually incentivize world-class M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. AEBrain is the industry leader of seamless partnerships. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our short-term re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned supply-chains, action-items are forced to become blog-based, turn-key. We think we know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also enable efficiently. We have come to know that if you generate intuitively then you may also empower mega-holistically. We often generate out-of-the-box web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for cross-platform, 24/7/365, e-business TQM are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also leverage robustly. We will disintermediate the term "C2B2B". AEBrain is the industry leader of ubiquitous M&A. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, best-of-breed or to be visionary? The enterprise, intuitive M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think global. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Think cyber-ubiquitous. Think C2C2B. Think granular. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? AEBrain is the industry leader of proactive process management. Without well-planned power shifts, channels are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The capacity to deliver vertically leads to the capability to expedite nano-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to target strategically than to scale transparently. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. Think intra-robust, wireless. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Without sufficient applications, deliverables are forced to become front-end. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. We always scale social-network-based research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle!