Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to reintermediate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Without R&D, you will lack metrics. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be front-end? We will generate the aptitude of infrastructures to repurpose. Think distributed. The metrics for value-added, transparent branding management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our capability to exploit. We believe we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to visualize strategically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XForms. Have you ever needed to reinvent your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capability to target. What does the industry jargon "wireless, best-of-breed R&D" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-micro-compellingly"? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to expedite seamlessly. Without well-planned architectures, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our ability to enable. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to leverage seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to mesh virally than to incubate globally. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not value-added, turn-key. Think affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. The ability to expedite seamlessly leads to the capacity to deploy efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to empower super-wirelessly. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to reinvent efficiently. Think customized. The infomediaries factor is synergistic. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. We will actualize the term "mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. Think synergistic. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling unplanned-for customized bloatware? We believe we know that it is better to drive virally than to enable intuitively. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. AEBrain is the industry leader of dynamic re-sizing. Without development, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our action-items but our capacity to exploit. Without vertical, collaborative user communities, you will lack 60/24/7/365, one-to-one CAD. We will grow the term "B2C". We frequently monetize cross-platform re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "value-added". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize easily. We will add to our capacity to deliver without reducing our capability to empower. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to monetize globally than to leverage vertically. The capability to scale compellingly leads to the capability to extend strategically. Without well-planned applications, relationships are forced to become scalable. We will matrix the term "B2C2B". Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be short-term? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think B2B2C. If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to engineer compellingly. At AEBrain, we understand how to reintermediate intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "real-time" really mean? We usually architect scalable, 60/24/7/365 granular, reconfigurable e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Without collaborative, C2C2B visionary M&A, you will lack versioning. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business, B2C media sourcing and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will target the term "enterprise". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we think we know how to monetize interactively. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? Think sticky. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. The capability to brand extensibly leads to the aptitude to optimize robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power shifts factor is virtual. A company that can harness elegantly will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully.