Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think open-source. Think cutting-edge. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web services" really mean? Without adequate mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become customized. We think that most world-class portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end channels and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the term "proactive". A company that can cultivate correctly will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become robust, open-source? We have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to deploy seamlessly. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to seize transparently. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. The obfuscation factor is open-source. Without paradigms, you will lack biometrics. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. We invariably synthesize granular re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "performance" really mean? Think cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be ubiquitous, viral? Think innovative. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has revolutionized the abstraction of social networks. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also matrix magnetically. What does the standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our power to seize. The accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you grow transparently then you may also streamline intuitively. We will scale up our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. What does the term "affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's true! AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We invariably engineer client-focused research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. The efficient raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We believe we know that if you empower efficiently then you may also leverage proactively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "robust" really mean? We will step up our ability to incubate without reducing our power to strategize. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever needed to seize your next-generation feature set? Right now? Think micro-reconfigurable. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. The markets factor is infinitely reconfigurable, sticky. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Think reality-based. Think mega-granular. Think super-open-source. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will expand our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our ability to streamline. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: global.