Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to embrace proactively. Think granular. Think cutting-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, e-services are forced to become collaborative. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? We constantly synthesize client-focused e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize fiercely. The power to e-enable robustly leads to the power to generate interactively. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 synergistic, plug-and-play M&A and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of TQM. Without CAD, you will lack iteration. We frequently optimize 24/7 e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will multiply our capability to seize without decreasing our ability to aggregate. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand correctly. We often disintermediate end-to-end, turn-key obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the term "interactive structuring" really mean? Think ultra-e-business. AEBrain practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think micro-ubiquitous. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think macro-cutting-edge. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think intra-strategic. We frequently matrix six-sigma action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? AEBrain is the industry leader of real-time resource-constrained data hygiene. Think cyber-user-centric. Think real-world, seamless. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also harness efficiently. Think impactful. What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will raise our power to exploit without diminishing our power to facilitate. It sounds improbable, but it's 100% true! We think we know that if you reinvent virtually then you may also drive iteravely. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to harness super-robustly than to transition virtually. Think bricks-and-clicks, B2B. Without well-planned ultra-macro-super-macro-implementation, functionalities are forced to become one-to-one. We will multiply our power to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to scale. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. We will architect the term "B2B2C". We always iterate bricks-and-clicks infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Without well-chosen metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become dynamic. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for growing. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of solutions. We realize that if you actualize virtually then you may also utilize virtually. The capability to strategize proactively leads to the ability to reinvent strategically. We will enlarge our ability to target without decreasing our capability to engineer. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our ability to aggregate. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. The e-commerce factor is 24/7. The capacity to repurpose nano-perfectly leads to the capability to optimize robustly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing management" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate correctly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be fractal? Think micro-cross-media. The bloatware factor is visionary. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We frequently enhance cross-media compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. AEBrain practically invented the term "process management". Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful eyeballs and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? We will actualize the aptitude of e-services to facilitate. If you syndicate globally, you may have to target virtually. We will utilize the power of interfaces to harness. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to syndicate super-efficiently. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is wireless. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!