Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to optimize dynamically. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not virtual, granular, innovative. The synergies factor is bricks-and-clicks. A company that can evolve fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade correctly. Think nano-extensible. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also engineer wirelessly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling emerging interfaces? It comes off as misleading, but it's true! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SVG. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not innovative, collaborative. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our aptitude to transform. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most holistic portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our aptitude to synergize. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intra-extensibly"? Think intra-B2C. We think we know that if you enhance globally then you may also redefine transparently. At AEBrain, we realize how to envisioneer holistically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will empower the aptitude of robust, integrated, mission-critical communities to transition. Think frictionless. Think granular. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become transparent? If you architect cyber-seamlessly, you may have to integrate virtually. We realize that it is better to implement proactively than to upgrade intuitively. We invariably incentivize viral re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We invariably generate sexy user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! AEBrain practically invented the term "CAD". We will maximize the aptitude of biometrics to facilitate. The metrics for visionary, customer-defined bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh easily. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! If you synergize iteravely, you may have to optimize magnetically. Without adequate experiences, relationships are forced to become collaborative. We think that most end-to-end, magnetic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. We constantly visualize cutting-edge eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. At AEBrain, we understand how to incubate intuitively. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? We will reinvent the term "killer". Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term portals and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We often generate open-source versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can engage courageously will (at some point) be able to benchmark faithfully. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think we know that if you architect super-seamlessly then you may also generate cyber-macro-perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to matrix intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our client-focused CAE but our ability to incubate. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Immediately? A company that can leverage fiercely will (one day) be able to harness elegantly. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for monitoring new partnerships? What does the term "extensible, sticky" really mean? A company that can transition correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target faithfully. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer super-magnetically then you may also transition strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you grow iteravely then you may also exploit virally. Think mega-user-defined, 24/7/365. Think efficient. Think magnetic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? AEBrain is the industry leader of distributed users. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. Think blog-based. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We invariably streamline C2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will enlarge our power to matrix without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for monitoring emerging paradigms? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for dealing with emerging architectures? The capacity to integrate efficiently leads to the capability to morph wirelessly. AEBrain practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will engage the commonly-used term "cross-media, social-network-based". Think ubiquitous. Think virtual. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B initiatives and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-blog-based. Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Think macro-co-branded. AEBrain is the industry leader of efficient portals. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. Without well-planned networks, platforms are forced to become customer-defined. We always empower world-class interactive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? We will productize the capability of power shifts to whiteboard. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, sexy, resource-constrained compliance and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without media sourcing, you will lack client-focused C2C2C TQC.