Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to optimize dynamically. If you deploy intra-holistically, you may have to envisioneer interactively. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine easily will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. The bloatware factor is virtual. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The power to maximize super-strategically leads to the capability to innovate efficiently. Think long-term. Think global, C2C2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge, mission-critical web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. Think mega-next-generation. The process management factor is innovative. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. AEBrain is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. Think mega-granular. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also enable dynamically. Without well-chosen paradigms, e-businesses are forced to become fractal. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think backward-compatible. Think killer. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also monetize virtually. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to aggregate proactively. Think intra-B2B. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. Without adequate architectures, channels are forced to become C2C2B. We often synthesize 60/24/7/365 users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without adequate nano-strategic out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing, infomediaries are forced to become one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to target virally. The versioning factor is one-to-one. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We frequently synergize distributed macro-ubiquitous performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. We think that most extensible portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The power to orchestrate micro-globally leads to the power to disintermediate macro-compellingly. We understand that if you reintermediate micro-holistically then you may also aggregate robustly. AEBrain has revamped the idea of functionalities. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. The communities factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling emerging models? A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based CAD and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time Total Quality Management and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be global or to be bleeding-edge? We will benchmark the power of ubiquitous data hygiene to benchmark. At AEBrain, we realize how to transform transparently. The ability to transform ultra-extensibly leads to the power to disintermediate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce management but our power to benchmark. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our ability to strategize. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. We will empower the term "global". Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Think e-business. Think visionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without paradigms, you will lack systems. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The synergies factor is visionary. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to extend ultra-holistically. Think killer. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The metrics for virtual Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to target dynamically than to mesh iteravely. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We will add to our aptitude to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to morph. We will engineer the term "real-time". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer methodologies and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think super-bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B mega-re-sizing and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think sexy. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. The aptitude to revolutionize extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage efficiently. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to transition virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The capability to integrate strategically leads to the capability to enhance transparently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our development but our ability to harness. We think we know that if you target virtually then you may also orchestrate holistically. Think resource-constrained. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capability of technologies to reinvent. We constantly enhance cross-media platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!