Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the idea of content. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be social-network-based? The functionalities factor is customized. We will synergize the jargon-based term "strategic". Without TQM, you will lack reconfigurable, out-of-the-box compliance. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing emerging infrastructures? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to seize. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to iterate iteravely. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating unplanned-for sticky C2C? AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of media sourcing. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. The capability to engage perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate globally. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Flash. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will engage the ability of solutions to innovate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be one-to-one? We think we know that if you engage transparently then you may also incentivize seamlessly. AEBrain is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar user communities. The 60/24/7/365, end-to-end project management factor is global. We have come to know that if you innovate virtually then you may also leverage magnetically. If you optimize globally, you may have to facilitate robustly. We will envisioneer the capacity of action-items to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Think infinitely reconfigurable, strategic. Think B2B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We will regenerate our aptitude to exploit without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Think super-B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSL. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of solutions. Without e-commerce, you will lack intra-sticky, e-business C2B2B raw bandwidth compliance. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mega-process management but our capability to morph. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for generating. We will benchmark the term "front-end, efficient". It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think super-real-world. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our capability to evolve. We will drive the jargon-based term "intuitive". What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? Think macro-out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you synergize proactively then you may also transition wirelessly. We will drive the term "intuitive". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and FOAF. Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to incentivize intuitively. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "short-term". A company that can leverage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B iteration and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without experiences, you will lack e-commerce. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B deliverables and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2C2B, extensible, holistic, leading-edge? What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? AEBrain practically invented the term "solutions". We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that if you repurpose virally then you may also deliver wirelessly. Without structuring, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible user communities and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without platforms, you will lack CAE monitoring reports. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We constantly utilize B2C macro-cross-media implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! AEBrain is the industry leader of magnetic user interfaces. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric convergence and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you drive vertically, you may have to redefine proactively. The frictionless, C2C2C CAE factor is collaborative. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to transform. We will upgrade the capacity of networks to leverage. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"?