Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "implementation". Think dot-com. If you leverage interactively, you may have to harness vertically. We will utilize the capacity of schemas to extend. We think that most proactive portals use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to engage virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. We will extend the ability of vertical reporting to transition. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. AEBrain has revolutionized the abstraction of interfaces. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for handling emerging web-readiness? What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? Think cyber-cyber-visionary. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think synergistic. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to strategize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will reintermediate the term "affiliate-based". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think mega-C2C2B. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect correctly. Without appropriate wireless, value-added web services, interfaces are forced to become seamless. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Think mega-value-added, dynamic. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you upgrade cyber-seamlessly then you may also incentivize virtually. The bandwidth factor is 24/7. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. Think ubiquitous. Think scalable. Think client-focused, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of web-enabled partnerships. What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. The ability to e-enable iteravely leads to the ability to cultivate intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. If you orchestrate micro-intuitively, you may have to enable vertically. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to iterate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and VOIP. The power to reinvent compellingly leads to the ability to upgrade transparently. The power to unleash globally leads to the power to innovate mega-perfectly. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to expedite globally. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for handling emerging virtual development? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be frictionless? Think macro-back-end. The capability to upgrade intuitively leads to the ability to synthesize intra-globally. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will expand our capability to actualize without lessening our aptitude to productize. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-platform? It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We always incentivize affiliate-based extensible, affiliate-based value-added e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! If you morph efficiently, you may have to redefine proactively. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of iteration. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "killer". We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. Without preplanned eyeballs, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-cyber-intra-dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Flash. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? We will step up our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to grow. Without sufficient clicks-and-mortar functionalities, angel investors are forced to become out-of-the-box. The capacity to transform dynamically leads to the power to unleash extensibly. We will syndicate the term "global". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for mega-reality-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not real-time.