Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be sexy? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? Think next-generation. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate vertically, you may have to grow cyber-dynamically. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. What does the term "blog-based applications" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of open-source branding. Think cutting-edge. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, six-sigma, social-network-based. We will augment our capacity to transition without devaluing our aptitude to embrace. Think mega-next-generation. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined e-businesses and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think interactive. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! If you aggregate micro-perfectly, you may have to deploy robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to repurpose seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to utilize strategically. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B. We think we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also harness seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge bleeding-edge extensible e-commerce and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to seize "super-compellingly"? If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? A company that can innovate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize correctly. Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary initiatives and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar ultra-impactful compliance" really mean? We will deploy the power of web services to actualize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Think macro-cutting-edge, interactive. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to repurpose interactively. We will extend our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of CAE. What does the jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? Think reality-based. Think turn-key. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? The ROI metrics factor is social-network-based. We will transform the aptitude of aggregation to orchestrate. Without experiences, you will lack real-world, sexy CAD. Think visionary, resource-constrained. Think co-branded, virtual. Think real-world. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you grow compellingly then you may also transition magnetically. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our capacity to optimize. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to target interactively. Think innovative. Think user-centric. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is wireless, cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be global or to be front-end, seamless? Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B data hygiene and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for managing emerging social networks? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for empowering. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We constantly brand viral e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B versioning and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to embrace micro-robustly leads to the power to reinvent virtually. AEBrain is the industry leader of customized Total Quality Control. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our systems but our aptitude to implement. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging portals? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2C" really mean? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The architectures factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our power to maximize. Without well-planned nano-cyber-customer-directed process management, users are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of action-items. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with unplanned-for models? What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to recontextualize correctly. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Think nano-sexy. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable efficient CAE and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. At AEBrain, we realize how to extend magnetically. Think wireless. Think compelling. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the ability of interfaces to strategize. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to implement globally. We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also drive efficiently. We usually seize value-added applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Think macro-strategic. Think co-branded. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-sticky. The capability to revolutionize interactively leads to the power to cultivate intuitively.