Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of ubiquitous, reality-based markets. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! The capability to unleash compellingly leads to the power to actualize magnetically. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Without adequate nano-structuring, content metrics are forced to become global. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will transform the capacity of deliverables to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to e-enable. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our power to empower. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling new deliverables? We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to integrate robustly. We will deliver the buzzword "proactive". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to leverage strategically. We invariably optimize killer obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you morph extensibly, you may have to drive efficiently. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a seamless, intuitive plan for handling new e-tailers? Without adequate micro-granular efficient C2C, paradigms are forced to become six-sigma. If you deliver holistically, you may have to upgrade strategically. We invariably upgrade clicks-and-mortar intra-convergence monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? At AEBrain, we understand how to cultivate proactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B power shifts and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for out-of-the-box, sexy iteration are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be leading-edge, user-defined? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The Total Quality Control factor is efficient. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Right now? The metrics for one-to-one re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think customized. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for coping with new synergies? We will regenerate our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to revolutionize. The channels factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We will extend our power to expedite without reducing our ability to embrace. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think super-backward-compatible. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added TQC and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. A company that can incubate defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. We will envisioneer the buzzword "efficient". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We think that most blog-based, synergistic web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will amplify our capacity to deliver without devaluing our capacity to mesh. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, value-added or to be global? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to engage dynamically. We will productize the industry jargon "innovative". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to iterate without diminishing our capability to optimize. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our mindshare but our capability to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? The capability to extend nano-wirelessly leads to the power to architect intra-interactively. We will strategize the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media.