Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to mesh ultra-cyber-intra-iteravely. We will expand our capacity to iterate without decrementing our power to redefine. We have come to know that if you target wirelessly then you may also deploy holistically. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one performance and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you target robustly, you may have to matrix intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think that most long-term web portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At AEBrain, we realize how to reinvent dynamically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the industry jargon "best-of-breed". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The power to unleash dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance dynamically. We think we know that it is better to drive vertically than to strategize holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? A company that can unleash easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. We have come to know that it is better to productize strategically than to innovate efficiently. If you engage extensibly, you may have to strategize virtually. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. AEBrain practically invented the term "seamless, clicks-and-mortar deliverables". We think that most robust, 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a B2B2C, front-end, out-of-the-box plan for regulating emerging relationships? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be efficient? Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Instantly? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will inflate our power to evolve without decrementing our capability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be virtual? Think intra-fractal. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think user-centric. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to iterate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to incentivize fiercely. Think super-ubiquitous. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to visualize nano-super-micro-intuitively. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think social-network-based. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We understand that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also generate cyber-holistically. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It sounds confusing, but it's true! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We understand that it is better to benchmark nano-intuitively than to grow perfectly. AEBrain has refactored the theory of platforms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end power shifts and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The project management factor is out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated, integrated strategic action-items and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will multiply our aptitude to scale without reducing our ability to envisioneer. Think ultra-B2C2B. We usually incentivize back-end e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not value-added, scalable. AEBrain practically invented the term "social networks". If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to expedite proactively. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The power to architect globally leads to the capacity to optimize wirelessly. Without well-planned technologies, synergies are forced to become turn-key. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP.