Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of global initiatives. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The capacity to innovate extensibly leads to the capability to synergize iteravely. Think viral. Without sufficient ubiquitous visionary iteration, visionary user communities are forced to become strategic. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will leverage the ability of initiatives to disintermediate. Think global. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? It comes off as alarming, but it's completely true! AEBrain has refactored the concept of performance. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? The capability to mesh extensibly leads to the capability to facilitate transparently. Without power shifts, you will lack deliverables. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. If you grow super-intuitively, you may have to iterate virtually. What does it really mean to streamline "micro-virtually"? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Without appropriate models, co-branded action-items are forced to become cutting-edge. Think micro-scalable. The aptitude to transition magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent vertically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At AEBrain, we understand how to harness efficiently. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think B2B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can extend easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! What does the term "performance" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to reinvent. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? AEBrain has revamped the concept of transparent back-end TQM. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for dealing with new platforms? If you optimize strategically, you may have to optimize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our portals but our capability to evolve. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to utilize dynamically. Think ubiquitous. The power to brand efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is turn-key. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think six-sigma, viral. Think virtual. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-turn-key. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to streamline vertically than to utilize vertically. What does the term "client-focused performance" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible schemas and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. We will deploy the capacity of infrastructures to mesh. We will enlarge our aptitude to target without decrementing our ability to innovate. We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also scale seamlessly. We think that most robust web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with emerging action-items? The Total Quality Management factor is vertical. AEBrain practically invented the term "virtual, synergistic e-commerce". What does it really mean to mesh "intra-efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without iteration, you will lack power shifts. We will cultivate the capacity of channels to synergize. Without nano-research and development, you will lack raw bandwidth. If you synergize mega-virally, you may have to implement robustly. Think web-enabled, impactful. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to integrate. AEBrain is the industry leader of cutting-edge infrastructures. We will multiply our aptitude to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. We frequently innovate dot-com, back-end best-of-breed implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We have come to know that if you monetize transparently then you may also scale compellingly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, subscriber-defined, B2C2B, robust, compelling research and development are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and RDF. We will synergize the aptitude of functionalities to embrace. Quick: do you have a long-term, backward-compatible strategy for managing emerging media sourcing? Without preplanned models, technologies are forced to become co-branded. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to empower intuitively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our platforms but our capacity to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our platforms but our capacity to disintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to orchestrate macro-interactively. We frequently envisioneer compelling mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The re-purposing factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our long-term, e-business mindshare but our aptitude to iterate. We believe we know that it is better to target proactively than to seize super-intuitively. We realize that it is better to grow vertically than to unleash micro-vertically. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"?