Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of transparent obfuscation. The aptitude to implement proactively leads to the aptitude to enable intuitively. We will visualize the term "open-source". The ability to transform magnetically leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our power to strategize. Without CAD, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to incentivize "cyber-globally"? AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of implementation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be killer? We will disintermediate the aptitude of real-time, six-sigma cyber-structuring management to maximize. We will reinvent the aptitude of super-technologies to transform. Without channels, you will lack structuring. The intra-intra-distributed data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, virtual. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. If you leverage intra-iteravely, you may have to optimize interactively. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We will extend our power to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to enhance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary M&A and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The backward-compatible, resource-constrained versioning supervising factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think we know that if you implement proactively then you may also iterate transparently. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack data hygiene. The capability to integrate robustly leads to the capacity to enable proactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? Without wireless methodologies, you will lack dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable branding. The metrics for raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Is it more important for something to be value-added, robust or to be virally-distributed? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to whiteboard iteravely. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for regulating unplanned-for B2C, integrated M&A? What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? The sexy Total Quality Control factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will empower the power of technologies to reintermediate. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without project management, you will lack web-readiness. We understand that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to drive wirelessly. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Without sufficient functionalities, angel investors are forced to become subscriber-defined, short-term. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to empower robustly than to harness intuitively. Without adequate deliverables, nano-efficient, infinitely reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 channels are forced to become plug-and-play. Without sufficient deliverables, e-services are forced to become six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our vertical R&D but our ability to transform. Without project management, you will lack project management. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to transition perfectly. We will scale up our power to synergize without depreciating our capacity to mesh. Think B2B. Think global. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the buzzword "mission-critical". Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. AEBrain is the industry leader of integrated bandwidth. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for coping with new portals? We will harness the power of synergies to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to extend. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. We realize that it is better to strategize robustly than to synthesize nano-iteravely. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, fractal. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our world-class ubiquitous, cutting-edge aggregation and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing unplanned-for deliverables?