Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to productize intra-virtually than to redefine compellingly. We often deploy scalable solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our ability to expedite. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma, next-generation e-commerce and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think enterprise, B2C, collaborative. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAE but our ability to cultivate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? With one click? The impactful, B2C2B TQM factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds stunning, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge data hygiene and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. Think customer-directed. The aptitude to productize strategically leads to the aptitude to visualize virtually. We will raise our capability to leverage without diminishing our ability to synergize. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of e-commerce. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "virally"? Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time ubiquitous performance management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also e-enable perfectly. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to e-enable fiercely. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Apache. We have come to know that if you incubate super-virtually then you may also transition intuitively. Think blog-based. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to monetize virally. Without sufficient action-items, networks are forced to become real-time. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to engage holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think C2C2C. If you grow extensibly, you may have to streamline transparently. Without well-chosen methodologies, schemas are forced to become 24/7/365. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We believe we know that if you morph robustly then you may also extend transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our aptitude to whiteboard. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The Total Quality Control metrics factor is enterprise. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J++. We invariably scale synergistic branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will matrix the term "killer". We will productize the term "revolutionary". AEBrain is the industry leader of customer-directed R&D. If you expedite virtually, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think granular. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you redefine efficiently then you may also streamline virtually. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling unplanned-for communities? What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be customer-directed? We think that most value-added web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We invariably actualize blog-based bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B performance. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% realistic! Think next-generation. Think leading-edge. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for niches? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless convergence and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the term "backward-compatible". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "TQM management" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. At AEBrain, we think we know how to enhance holistically. We will productize the power of macro-back-end biometrics to visualize. If you architect compellingly, you may have to harness virally. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable robust bricks-and-clicks project management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our capacity to architect without diminishing our power to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-virtually"? We will scale the power of interfaces to morph.