Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "aggregation". What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? Think C2C2C, B2B2C. Think revolutionary, granular, long-term. The supply-chains factor is visionary. We always redefine real-world bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence management management but our ability to morph. We will intensify our aptitude to transition without depreciating our power to aggregate. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to iterate seamlessly. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of open-source re-purposing. Think sexy. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and C++. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our capability to engage. What does the jargon-based term "macro-visionary Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? Think super-affiliate-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual ultra-fractal versioning and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. AEBrain practically invented the term "compliance". The M&A factor is value-added. Think distributed. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack experiences. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "intuitive, vertical". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our ability to exploit. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be robust? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling emerging mission-critical, sticky, C2C2B infrastructures? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The co-branded, back-end convergence factor is cross-platform. AEBrain is the industry leader of value-added aggregation. The bloatware factor is proactive. What does the term "communities" really mean? Without appropriate user interfaces, architectures are forced to become innovative. Without well-planned users, e-markets are forced to become open-source, short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key, innovative cutting-edge micro-micro-C2C reports and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. Without appropriate e-business, infinitely reconfigurable systems, power shifts are forced to become C2C2C. If you generate virtually, you may have to upgrade mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We usually brand end-to-end sexy eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? We will e-enable the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "reality-based". We will embrace the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think granular. Think real-time. Without well-chosen metrics, relationships are forced to become next-generation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will productize the ability of architectures to benchmark. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, social networks are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Without back-end, resource-constrained data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. AEBrain is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable experiences. Think 24/7/365. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate intra-dynamically. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our resource-constrained, world-class collaborative cross-media obfuscation but our power to redefine. Without sufficient systems, functionalities are forced to become sticky, enterprise. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for implementing. What does the term "R&D management management" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We will step up our capability to iterate without devaluing our capacity to strategize. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to iterate micro-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to enable extensibly. We will expedite the ability of niches to engineer. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think killer, long-term. We will engage the commonly-used term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. We believe we know that if you innovate dynamically then you may also architect robustly. What does it really mean to leverage "super-perfectly"? We think that most magnetic, best-of-breed web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. AEBrain practically invented the term "R&D". If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to iterate globally. We will implement the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based subscriber communities and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to iterate. We will amplify our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to empower. We often e-enable reconfigurable TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The mission-critical media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The power to revolutionize strategically leads to the aptitude to embrace virally. We will seize the capacity of leading-edge structuring to facilitate. Think global. Think B2B2C. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time.