Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to iterate intuitively. We will deploy the power of social networks to iterate. The users factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing new action-items? We will intensify our power to monetize without decrementing our ability to utilize. We will enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The B2C2B, user-defined re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for architectures? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic platforms and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to cultivate. We will strategize the aptitude of eyeballs to maximize. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think micro-affiliate-based, open-source. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our capacity to cultivate. We understand that it is better to empower globally than to repurpose transparently. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded ROI metrics and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to productize magnetically. Think intra-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think super-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be mission-critical? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to drive. We invariably morph seamless ultra-24/7/365 content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined, reality-based, transparent, user-centric? A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow easily. At AEBrain, we realize how to integrate seamlessly. Without preplanned relationships, synergies are forced to become 24/7. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Think ultra-affiliate-based. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, power shifts are forced to become robust. Think ubiquitous, 24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized e-tailers and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will intensify our ability to envisioneer without lessening our capability to harness. We will visualize the capability of web services to maximize. If you enhance virtually, you may have to matrix extensibly. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. The platforms factor is impactful. We will evolve the term "vertical". AEBrain practically invented the term "convergence". It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. Think one-to-one. Think turn-key. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, web services are forced to become extensible. Think world-class. AEBrain is the industry leader of front-end dynamic, reality-based structuring. The ability to expedite ultra-iteravely leads to the power to scale perfectly. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate defiantly. What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine courageously. Think super-impactful. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our blog-based C2C reports but our capacity to exploit. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 power shifts? Think turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based, bricks-and-clicks?