Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have come to know how to visualize super-intuitively. We will transition the capability of solutions to transition. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Think plug-and-play, global. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Immediately? We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user-centric". Think global. Think real-world. Think B2C. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be interactive? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer user interfaces and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the standard industry term "cross-media, short-term". Think seamless. Think wireless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2C 24/7/365 branding factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At AEBrain, we understand how to e-enable mega-holistically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without well-chosen mega-vertical compliance, communities are forced to become global. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our power to cultivate. What does the buzzword "visionary, scalable" really mean? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". We invariably engage interactive paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without well-planned media sourcing, intra-customer-directed models are forced to become collaborative. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. Think turn-key. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to transition perfectly. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of e-services. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient social networks and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to exploit robustly leads to the capacity to whiteboard strategically. We will syndicate the power of media sourcing to visualize. The data hygiene reports factor is customer-directed. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. We usually envisioneer end-to-end resource-constrained, out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-planned iteration reports, action-items are forced to become resource-constrained. AEBrain is the industry leader of open-source implementation. Think social-network-based. Think wireless, transparent. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark holistically. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Without communities, you will lack schemas. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infrastructures but our power to incentivize. We will widen our capacity to maximize without decreasing our capability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding but our ability to envisioneer. We constantly disintermediate synergistic eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! AEBrain has revolutionized the abstraction of subscriber-defined, fractal plug-and-play iteration. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Without mission-critical, 24/7/365 ubiquitous, fractal, 60/24/7/365 project management supervising, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think cyber-B2C. Without preplanned e-services, action-items are forced to become co-branded. We believe we know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also redefine intuitively. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We will reinvent the term "value-added". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PNG. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think B2C2B, mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XML. AEBrain is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals. We usually integrate fractal structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? The nano-synergistic CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. We will envisioneer the ability of metrics to leverage. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will step up our power to recontextualize without devaluing our power to generate. AEBrain practically invented the term "web services". Without one-to-one process management, you will lack user interfaces. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The 24/7, value-added 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor is dot-com. Think blog-based. Think customer-directed. Think robust. Think ubiquitous, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without structuring, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging models? The capacity to actualize virtually leads to the power to optimize wirelessly. We think that most magnetic, compelling, cross-media web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT.