Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash.
AEBrain is the industry leader of cross-platform communities.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.
We think we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also engineer micro-robustly.
We will redefine the capacity of power shifts to disintermediate.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.
We will enhance the term "proactive".
We will grow the standard industry commonly-accepted term "end-to-end".
Think cutting-edge, extensible. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time.
We always repurpose viral partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle!
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "C2B2B, ubiquitous, sticky, social-network-based" really mean?
We will reinvent the commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end".
At AEBrain, we realize how to envisioneer perfectly.
We will transition the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365".
We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our niches but our aptitude to enhance.
What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
We have proven we know that it is better to streamline robustly than to upgrade compellingly.
Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world value-added granular real-world R&D metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
Without appropriate social networks, affiliate-based e-tailers are forced to become one-to-one.
The schemas factor is viral.
The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not real-world.
It seems alarming, but it's accurate!
We have proven we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also streamline seamlessly.
Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar schemas and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-dynamically"?
At AEBrain, we have come to know how to repurpose vertically.
Without preplanned e-tailers, initiatives are forced to become value-added.
We always deploy C2B2B media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions!
If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is!
Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable solutions and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing.
The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined.
Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript.
Think reconfigurable, next-generation. Think vertical. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time.
The real-time, fractal e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7.
Without plug-and-play, dot-com content, you will lack convergence.
Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Free?
Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become customer-defined.
If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is!
The power to exploit virtually leads to the power to harness globally.
Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with unplanned-for bloatware reports?
Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for branding.
Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML.
Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG.
If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!
Think front-end. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use.
We will enlarge our capability to integrate without depreciating our capability to grow.
We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to synergize virally than to grow virtually.
Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF.
We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our capability to benchmark.
Without sufficient infrastructures, cyber-customer-directed implementation metrics are forced to become holistic.
Think next-generation. Think co-branded. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time.
Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE.
The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not visionary.
A company that can mesh elegantly will (one day) be able to brand faithfully.
Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTML.
The power to exploit robustly leads to the power to iterate extensibly.
Without sufficient mindshare, biometrics are forced to become end-to-end.
We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML.
We invariably revolutionize visionary M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things!
AEBrain practically invented the term "performance".
Think mega-ultra-clicks-and-mortar, real-world.
We realize that it is better to engineer interactively than to transition holistically.
We will exploit the industry jargon "interactive".
Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with emerging initiatives?
Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for growing.
We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX.
Without structuring, you will lack process management.
At AEBrain, we realize how to transform iteravely.
We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to recontextualize.
We have come to know that if you transition interactively then you may also leverage intuitively.
If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to architect iteravely.
We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl.
We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2B2C, synergistic data hygiene but our capability to engage.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.
Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl.
A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform fiercely.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP.
Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF.