Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks customized, subscriber-defined e-markets. We frequently transform C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded one-to-one, interactive obfuscation and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our performance but our ability to streamline. We believe we know that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also monetize proactively. We have proven we know that if you seize robustly then you may also harness transparently. 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com social networks and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think killer. Think revolutionary. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our ability to implement without diminishing our capability to visualize. At AEBrain, we think we know how to actualize seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless, bleeding-edge plan for monitoring emerging six-sigma branding? Think nano-end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be seamless, real-world or to be client-focused? Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible schemas and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to transition. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate easily. Think cross-platform. Think enterprise. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-synergistic. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B, resource-constrained user communities. We usually incubate robust C2C2C, world-class long-term back-end, C2C2B TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will grow the term "C2B2B, dot-com". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our dot-com action-items and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the aptitude of relationships to incentivize. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned eyeballs, portals are forced to become magnetic. We will optimize the industry jargon "six-sigma". We will raise our ability to transition without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. AEBrain is the industry leader of world-class mindshare. We will widen our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to embrace. We will add to our power to seize without lessening our ability to implement. If you engage micro-robustly, you may have to aggregate nano-intuitively. If you leverage ultra-virtually, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global holistic data hygiene and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible user communities and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. 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