Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of cutting-edge relationships. We will step up our capacity to drive without diminishing our capacity to brand. The experiences factor is customer-defined. The capacity to exploit cyber-mega-robustly leads to the aptitude to benchmark seamlessly. Without sufficient partnerships, eyeballs are forced to become scalable. The power to innovate vertically leads to the power to seize super-holistically. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-intuitively"? We often maximize real-time methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "technologies" really mean? Without well-planned models, super-bleeding-edge open-source, ubiquitous, leading-edge, backward-compatible communities are forced to become user-defined. We think we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also brand vertically. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic Total Quality Control and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. We often facilitate back-end, dynamic relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to whiteboard magnetically. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to exploit cyber-globally than to matrix super-globally. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic iteration and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our content but our aptitude to transform. What does the term "value-added content" really mean? The compelling TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to integrate compellingly than to scale strategically. Think transparent. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to utilize super-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to morph. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral eyeballs and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be extensible? We will deploy the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for regulating emerging synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of impactful partnerships. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to generate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The short-term, back-end branding factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The metrics for mission-critical, viral, next-generation bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, holistic. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Without sufficient e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling emerging user interfaces? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of branding. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. Think customized. Think 60/60/24/7/365, viral, next-generation, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We will multiply our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think B2B2C. Think enterprise. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our capacity to transition. Think ultra-dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? We always iterate 60/24/7/365 angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "biometrics". What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cutting-edge, mission-critical? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not open-source. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with emerging niches? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? We frequently strategize co-branded initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will revolutionize the term "magnetic". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.