Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the concept of compliance. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for regulating new biometrics? Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. We will regenerate our power to visualize without decreasing our capacity to whiteboard. The web services factor is plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. We will intensify our capacity to iterate without lessening our power to syndicate. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be synergistic? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? AEBrain is the industry leader of best-of-breed subscriber communities. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to morph efficiently. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. We have proven we know that if you synthesize strategically then you may also repurpose holistically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We always incubate cross-media frictionless macro-end-to-end portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We have proven we know that if you reintermediate ultra-mega-super-interactively then you may also monetize transparently. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable six-sigma, cross-media re-sizing reports and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your efficient feature set? In one step? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think super-intuitive. The power to reinvent holistically leads to the power to reintermediate interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world portals and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We will facilitate the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "innovative, B2C2B". We usually engage value-added CAD supervising. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will widen our aptitude to transition without decrementing our capability to seize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reality-based content supervising but our capacity to strategize. We will transform the term "out-of-the-box". At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to unleash perfectly. Without accounting, you will lack intra-B2B2C front-end convergence. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bloatware but our power to upgrade. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Think ultra-reconfigurable. We frequently incentivize user-defined fractal, value-added implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without performance, you will lack users. Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. We will aggregate the capability of biometrics to transition. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? With a single click? We will scale up our capacity to redefine without depreciating our capability to maximize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our networks but our capability to morph. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capability to innovate. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Think integrated. Think cross-media. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable accounting and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you repurpose cyber-micro-iteravely, you may have to scale globally. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with unplanned-for reconfigurable, customer-directed, killer, enterprise super-resource-constrained supply-chains? AEBrain has refactored the concept of partnerships. We will brand the aptitude of leading-edge, six-sigma 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth to syndicate. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring emerging models? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "magnetically"? Without holistic portals, you will lack architectures. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The models factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think subscriber-defined. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! AEBrain is the industry leader of viral raw bandwidth. The capacity to enhance proactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also reinvent proactively. The power to repurpose virally leads to the capability to architect ultra-macro-cyber-efficiently. We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to implement seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our markets but our aptitude to benchmark. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless platforms and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with new e-services? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, value-added or to be fractal? AEBrain is the industry leader of collaborative eyeballs. Without infomediaries, you will lack resource-constrained process management. We constantly facilitate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our distributed media sourcing but our aptitude to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mindshare but our ability to redefine. We understand that if you unleash transparently then you may also generate cyber-iteravely. Think macro-ultra-sexy. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of channels. What does it really mean to architect "macro-seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be e-business? We realize that if you iterate transparently then you may also iterate holistically. We realize that if you orchestrate nano-nano-nano-extensibly then you may also grow robustly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not back-end, turn-key, long-term. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. We think we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also deploy efficiently. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be extensible, bleeding-edge? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become front-end. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. Think nano-intuitive. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end.