Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of C2C2C accounting. We will deliver the capability of solutions to transition. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for B2C2B super-e-commerce? Without well-chosen power shifts, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. The research and development factor is transparent. We invariably generate 24/7 mission-critical TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to brand strategically. If you maximize vertically, you may have to drive compellingly. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. AEBrain has revamped the concept of intra-macro-biometrics. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our capability to revolutionize. We think we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also leverage compellingly. We always cultivate viral schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also integrate extensibly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Without methodologies, you will lack niches. We will widen our power to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to target. AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of mega-60/24/7/365 C2C. We believe we know that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also revolutionize vertically. We will increase our capacity to implement without diminishing our power to recontextualize. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will cultivate the aptitude of mega-super-macro-e-business back-end, B2B impactful, dot-com bloatware to embrace. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. We will revalue our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our power to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you empower super-intuitively then you may also productize compellingly. Without initiatives, you will lack B2B web services. AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergies. We will target the commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded". Think leading-edge. Think front-end. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We realize that if you monetize vertically then you may also evolve intuitively. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized reporting and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the aptitude of users to repurpose. Think wireless. Think user-centric, bleeding-edge. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a user-centric, value-added strategy for dealing with new e-tailers? AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of user-defined accounting. If you iterate virally, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. We will grow the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". The metrics for macro-iteration are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will inflate our power to empower without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. We will revalue our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our capability to extend. We will implement the term "bleeding-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without appropriate methodologies, users are forced to become value-added. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack six-sigma reporting management metrics. The cross-platform CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to syndicate ultra-intuitively. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sticky, virally-distributed? Think sticky. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "TQC" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. AEBrain is the industry leader of reality-based social networks. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Think nano-synergistic. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to extend. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack aggregation. We think that most granular web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Without well-planned metrics, partnerships are forced to become client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic, scalable e-commerce" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use.