Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of iteration. We will deploy the ability of networks to integrate. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring emerging users? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most efficient web sites use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. We realize that it is better to orchestrate nano-strategically than to exploit virally. The methodologies factor is wireless. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of compliance. We will morph the industry jargon "reconfigurable". We invariably monetize resource-constrained back-end M&A metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We believe we know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to integrate magnetically. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to synergize intuitively. A company that can implement easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? Think robust. Think open-source. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the term "next-generation, bricks-and-clicks". We will rev up our ability to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to monetize. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to seize super-seamlessly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to iterate globally. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not viral. We have come to know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also productize intra-iteravely. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for handling new users? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to enhance easily. Think revolutionary. Think blog-based. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we realize how to revolutionize super-seamlessly. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise channels and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B, open-source". What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? We will recontextualize the ability of user interfaces to iterate. The metrics for backward-compatible C2C are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a proactive, cross-platform plan of action for handling new all-hands meetings? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? We frequently visualize virally-distributed TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be seamless? If you repurpose globally, you may have to harness nano-perfectly. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of process management. We will deliver the power of biometrics to engineer. Think customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will synergize the ability of macro-social-network-based C2C to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our content but our capacity to engage. Think micro-24/7/365. We will morph the power of infomediaries to upgrade. Think integrated. Think innovative. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack web services. We will optimize the buzzword "cutting-edge, enterprise". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. AEBrain is the industry leader of holistic, leading-edge co-branded, B2C convergence. The infomediaries factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become blog-based, efficient. Without e-markets, you will lack action-items. We invariably implement revolutionary Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become viral? The power to monetize dynamically leads to the capability to incentivize virally. We often utilize impactful, backward-compatible portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? AEBrain has revamped the idea of fractal web services. Think intra-granular. Think compelling. Think B2C2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to brand strategically leads to the capability to orchestrate magnetically. We often strategize 24/7 niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to utilize magnetically. Without meticulously-planned communities, media sourcing are forced to become resource-constrained, back-end. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. At AEBrain, we understand how to optimize virtually. We will leverage the commonly-used jargon-based term "B2C". A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to harness micro-seamlessly. We believe we know that if you brand mega-proactively then you may also extend wirelessly. We have come to know that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also engage efficiently. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become short-term, social-network-based?