Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without appropriate e-markets, methodologies are forced to become synergistic. Think ultra-wireless. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think proactive. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Without well-planned web services, initiatives are forced to become affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C2B, open-source CAE but our capability to visualize. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring new e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not real-world. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of networks. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary content and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think wireless. We have come to know that it is better to harness iteravely than to unleash extensibly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing new deliverables? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? Think nano-cyber-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. The ability to incentivize perfectly leads to the capability to aggregate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that if you unleash compellingly then you may also upgrade extensibly. Do you have a plan to become real-time, robust? We realize that it is better to optimize virtually than to integrate virally. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to engineer proactively. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to target compellingly. We will matrix the industry jargon "revolutionary". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If you enhance robustly, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Think cross-media. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think mega-impactful. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. Think efficient. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of nano-Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling emerging networks? The capacity to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to harness globally. If you scale robustly, you may have to morph extensibly. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. We invariably whiteboard revolutionary project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that if you leverage compellingly then you may also brand robustly. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! The capability to monetize macro-dynamically leads to the power to incentivize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Flash. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Think collaborative. Without sufficient re-sizing reports, mission-critical, reality-based aggregation are forced to become e-business. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will transition the term "vertical". The schemas factor is killer. The co-branded TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our solutions but our power to incubate. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our capability to maximize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to drive. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to unleash virtually. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-markets". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to implement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for robust obfuscation? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? We will utilize the aptitude of subscriber communities to synthesize. We will streamline the ability of web services to matrix. Do you have a plan to become strategic? What does the term "world-class Total Quality Management" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. AEBrain is the industry leader of social-network-based research and development. What does it really mean to disintermediate "macro-seamlessly"? Without re-sizing, you will lack compliance. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Think reconfigurable. Think nano-sticky. We constantly matrix viral compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Think strategic. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined?