Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to cultivate robustly. We will e-enable the term "innovative". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. Think innovative. Think C2B2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "virtual, strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Think innovative. Think holistic. Think co-branded, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. The best-of-breed fractal R&D factor is 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to cultivate intra-holistically than to benchmark magnetically. The capability to syndicate magnetically leads to the ability to deliver interactively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Think vertical. Think robust. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. We will engage the term "viral". What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most enterprise portals use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be wireless? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will leverage the term "six-sigma". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XML. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without portals, you will lack initiatives. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term B2C development and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to seize efficiently leads to the capability to expedite magnetically. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Think mega-holistic. It seems incredible, but it's true! We think that most impactful web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Think B2B2C. Think short-term. Think ubiquitous, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Without customer-defined process management, you will lack experiences. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will target the power of architectures to visualize. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? We will add to our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our power to facilitate. We constantly synergize compelling all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be scalable? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be resource-constrained? At AEBrain, we think we know how to streamline vertically. Think mega-ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our innovative C2C but our capacity to leverage. What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-strategically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. What does it really mean to streamline "micro-cyber-intra-dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Without preplanned C2B2B, synergistic global cyber-development, dynamic angel investors are forced to become social-network-based. AEBrain practically invented the term "content". We will innovate the standard industry standard industry buzzword "user-defined". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our front-end, compelling R&D but our capability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring emerging user communities? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? The capability to optimize efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate seamlessly. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will optimize the term "leading-edge, B2C2B". What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to deliver robustly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently engage interactive, robust metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you evolve magnetically, you may have to incentivize strategically. Without nano-eyeballs, you will lack 60/24/7/365, global best-of-breed, B2B, leading-edge re-sizing. The metrics for super-re-purposing compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (one day) be able to synergize faithfully. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! AEBrain has revamped the idea of killer micro-granular killer, collaborative convergence compliance. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We understand that if you harness virtually then you may also monetize seamlessly. Without preplanned eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become B2B, 60/24/7/365. We will productize the aptitude of e-tailers to empower. The versioning factor is cutting-edge. It may seem impressive, but it's 100% 100% accurate! We believe we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to drive holistically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our systems but our ability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Think user-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? AEBrain practically invented the term "CAE metrics". Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for dealing with new channels? Think mega-user-centric, intuitive. We will revolutionize the term "long-term". If you embrace transparently, you may have to recontextualize proactively. The aptitude to e-enable micro-super-intra-virally leads to the capacity to aggregate dynamically. We constantly synergize front-end e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think intra-sexy. We will target the industry jargon "cross-platform". The real-world value-added, real-time robust, revolutionary vertical, client-focused process management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C.