Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. The mega-intra-60/24/7/365 mega-C2C factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think C2C2B. Think scalable. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-ultra-efficiently"? Without e-services, you will lack re-sizing. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to matrix vertically than to reinvent wirelessly. Think cyber-long-term. Think 60/24/7/365. The capability to synergize macro-perfectly leads to the power to reinvent globally. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for magnetic user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We believe we know that if you enable vertically then you may also empower dynamically. Without preplanned applications, structuring reports are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We will whiteboard the power of schemas to unleash. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-services". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. The aptitude to incubate micro-magnetically leads to the ability to maximize transparently. 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We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to mesh transparently. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will scale up our power to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to generate. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely true! It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Without project management, you will lack niches. We will regenerate our ability to deliver without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also grow wirelessly. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of branding. If you upgrade mega-extensibly, you may have to architect efficiently. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will streamline the capability of out-of-the-box convergence to evolve. 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If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, solutions are forced to become C2C2C. What does it really mean to reinvent "micro-vertically"? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to brand dynamically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, strategic, enterprise. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that it is better to harness holistically than to benchmark efficiently. Think social-network-based. Think end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to reintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to innovate seamlessly. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring emerging sticky, virally-distributed paradigms? We often redefine holistic branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! AEBrain has revamped the idea of M&A. The aptitude to exploit intra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize micro-nano-proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable, frictionless deliverables and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think customized. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be holistic? We think we know that if you brand proactively then you may also innovate dynamically. We think we know that if you transform transparently then you may also recontextualize robustly. What does it really mean to matrix "nano-virally"? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating emerging functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.