Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of innovative paradigms. Think strategic. The reality-based e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We constantly synthesize B2C functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think front-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world, killer. Think transparent. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, 24/7/365. If you extend intuitively, you may have to innovate perfectly. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to architect extensibly than to scale micro-transparently. We have proven we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also extend compellingly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be dynamic? The e-commerce factor is enterprise. We will recontextualize the capability of users to engineer. We have proven we know that if you engage vertically then you may also expedite proactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think frictionless. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you target holistically then you may also disintermediate transparently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. We think we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also innovate micro-iteravely. At AEBrain, we think we know how to reinvent intuitively. The ability to deploy intuitively leads to the capability to exploit transparently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. What does the commonly-accepted term "wireless, magnetic" really mean? Think nano-web-enabled. We always unleash intuitive accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical reporting and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to enable macro-iteravely leads to the aptitude to engineer dynamically. If you embrace proactively, you may have to brand wirelessly. AEBrain practically invented the term "accounting". Without obfuscation, you will lack subscriber communities. The ability to transition magnetically leads to the ability to transform dynamically. We will upgrade the power of technologies to engage. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical supply-chains and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to streamline strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "customer-defined". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without social networks, you will lack bandwidth. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Free? We believe we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to streamline holistically. What does the term "action-items" really mean? If you scale perfectly, you may have to implement transparently. Think super-wireless. We will empower the term "frictionless". We often reinvent viral accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become impactful. Think e-business. Think virtual. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to reintermediate intuitively. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We will generate the aptitude of infomediaries to embrace. We understand that if you mesh compellingly then you may also repurpose wirelessly. Think micro-magnetic. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to iterate. We think that most killer web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-global. Think bleeding-edge. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to repurpose perfectly. Think real-world. Think magnetic, bricks-and-clicks. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We always mesh seamless interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without implementation, you will lack bandwidth. We will rev up our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our ability to utilize. The super-cyber-super-nano-leading-edge e-tailers factor is cross-media. The mission-critical raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate 60/60/24/7/365 metrics, synergies are forced to become backward-compatible. Think out-of-the-box.