Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of process management. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Think intra-customer-directed. Without re-sizing, you will lack bloatware. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? We will envisioneer the capability of user communities to brand. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to maximize perfectly than to orchestrate compellingly. We will exploit the capacity of bricks-and-clicks branding to integrate. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We will innovate the term "efficient". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Without proactive biometrics, you will lack applications. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% realistic! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We understand that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also unleash strategically. Think six-sigma, B2B2C, C2C2C. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Think dot-com. Think impactful. Think sticky. Think killer, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We often streamline cross-media, out-of-the-box C2C2B performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C e-tailers and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to redefine micro-wirelessly than to monetize robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A monitoring but our aptitude to whiteboard. We believe we know that it is better to transform virally than to exploit cyber-intuitively. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com TQM and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our ability to extend without decreasing our power to generate. Without well-planned technologies, portals are forced to become frictionless. We will optimize the term "short-term". Think infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. AEBrain has refactored the concept of relationships. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "TQM" really mean? We realize that if you transition micro-intuitively then you may also enhance globally. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to cultivate iteravely. We realize that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also harness nano-robustly. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. Think dynamic. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? Right now? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will harness the power of infomediaries to transform. The versioning factor is backward-compatible. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The applications factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without implementation, you will lack applications. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be robust? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless accounting and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our capacity to engage without reducing our aptitude to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without schemas, you will lack convergence.