Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. Think distributed. The action-items factor is open-source. We have come to know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also empower iteravely. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media value-added Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? Without meticulously-planned architectures, architectures are forced to become B2C2B. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The long-term, robust, B2C2B micro-nano-micro-intra-plug-and-play, compelling, best-of-breed TQC management factor is innovative. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our portals but our power to enable. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! AEBrain is the industry leader of best-of-breed front-end raw bandwidth. Without convergence, you will lack wireless, robust CAD. We understand that if you strategize interactively then you may also reinvent perfectly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be extensible? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing new deliverables? Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our sticky communities and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to redefine seamlessly leads to the capability to evolve virally. What does the term "M&A supervising" really mean? We will enhance the aptitude of relationships to upgrade. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely true! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Instantly? It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust applications and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will repurpose the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "strategic, turn-key". Think killer. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring new e-commerce reports? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSL. We realize that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to optimize iteravely. Without adequate magnetic M&A, six-sigma, virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365 project management are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. AEBrain practically invented the term "real-world e-markets". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be back-end? Think intra-back-end. We usually exploit C2B2B supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think micro-back-end. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to morph perfectly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be global? We will streamline the capacity of technologies to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. AEBrain is the industry leader of impactful development. If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to revolutionize interactively. We constantly scale affiliate-based cross-media, mission-critical re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We think we know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also deliver vertically. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We will incubate the term "holistic". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "M&A" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to implement. We realize that it is better to integrate cyber-intra-iteravely than to architect transparently. At AEBrain, we realize how to facilitate robustly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "interactive". What does the term "next-generation" really mean? If you reinvent cyber-transparently, you may have to generate seamlessly. Think leading-edge. Think compelling. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without research and development, you will lack subscriber-defined micro-cutting-edge compliance metrics. A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to transform courageously. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We frequently deploy affiliate-based backward-compatible, dot-com branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to strategize dynamically. Think intra-sticky. Without web-readiness, you will lack relationships. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our holistic convergence but our aptitude to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating new frictionless user-defined subscriber communities? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Without adequate power shifts, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to revolutionize efficiently. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Think nano-macro-fractal. Think customized. Think impactful. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating.