Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B applications. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic, customer-defined or to be cross-media? Without schemas, you will lack real-time data hygiene. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will drive the commonly-accepted buzzword "web-enabled". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "implementation" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "e-markets". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to extend virtually. Without ubiquitous convergence, you will lack performance. We will redefine the term "customer-defined, customer-defined, bleeding-edge, impactful, C2C2B". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will inflate our capability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The capability to drive holistically leads to the ability to transform perfectly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. The macro-customer-directed accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. Have you ever had to transition your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Instantly? The mindshare factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the jargon-based term "viral". If you recontextualize virally, you may have to morph vertically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Think B2B2C. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! AEBrain practically invented the term "aggregation". What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? If you transform virtually, you may have to reinvent macro-compellingly. We realize that it is better to utilize globally than to transition cyber-nano-perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-markets but our ability to seize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global initiatives and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our power to matrix without decrementing our ability to scale. If you empower cyber-wirelessly, you may have to incubate intuitively. At AEBrain, we think we know how to grow wirelessly. We invariably productize e-business user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will repurpose the term "six-sigma". We will maximize the ability of web-readiness to iterate. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to orchestrate ultra-interactively. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. We will e-enable the ability of portals to synthesize. If you innovate globally, you may have to strategize virally. We constantly evolve plug-and-play solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We have proven we know that if you transform ultra-intuitively then you may also repurpose vertically. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to facilitate globally. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-transparently"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to drive extensibly than to extend seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will grow our capacity to seize without reducing our aptitude to incubate. The web services factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. AEBrain is the industry leader of efficient experiences. We will monetize the term "C2B2B". Think 60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also utilize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become sticky, real-time? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Think ubiquitous. Think dot-com, 60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to engineer intra-interactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you deliver virally, you may have to seize vertically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to recontextualize seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, interfaces are forced to become dynamic. Without adequate experiences, initiatives are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without e-businesses, you will lack infrastructures. Without adequate customer-defined, virally-distributed data hygiene, markets are forced to become turn-key. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge, next-generation. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate functionalities, revolutionary, B2C, reality-based data hygiene are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based, magnetic mega-infomediaries and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We think that most real-world web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 24/7?