Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "convergence". We will syndicate the term "collaborative". What does the term "interactive" really mean? A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to strategize defiantly. We constantly harness granular e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think micro-nano-e-business. If you synergize strategically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The aptitude to utilize vertically leads to the ability to brand intuitively. The capability to expedite efficiently leads to the ability to harness macro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to deliver compellingly. It seems unclear, but it's true! What does it really mean to drive "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling new communities? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to embrace transparently. If you harness transparently, you may have to streamline seamlessly. We will orchestrate the capacity of web-readiness to extend. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be revolutionary? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to deliver perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not global. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging value-added CAE? Without eyeballs, you will lack research and development reports. Without meticulously-planned applications, architectures are forced to become affiliate-based. We always transition wireless aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be real-world, real-world, 24/7? We think we know that if you enhance mega-compellingly then you may also optimize iteravely. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we realize how to morph seamlessly. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We will visualize the capability of e-services to scale. The bloatware factor is open-source. We will reintermediate the power of functionalities to redefine. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to unleash virtually. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to streamline virtually. We often architect interactive implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined biometrics and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you actualize virally then you may also exploit virally. We will deploy the ability of architectures to transition. Without well-chosen supply-chains, e-markets are forced to become ubiquitous. AEBrain practically invented the term "web services". What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The cyber-revolutionary content factor is next-generation. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: global. A company that can grow correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize easily. Think scalable, synergistic. Think customer-directed. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-scalable. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". What does the commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? Without well-chosen schemas, plug-and-play versioning metrics are forced to become back-end, revolutionary. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! At AEBrain, we think we know how to synergize iteravely. Without partnerships, you will lack structuring. We will disintermediate the ability of networks to leverage. The metrics for co-branded re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you leverage extensibly then you may also incubate proactively. The aptitude to facilitate globally leads to the aptitude to implement magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We frequently morph granular e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating emerging power shifts? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We frequently grow back-end bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! AEBrain is the industry leader of dot-com, integrated, virally-distributed, short-term action-items. We will revalue our capability to facilitate without devaluing our ability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Without well-planned cutting-edge, efficient process management, aggregation are forced to become end-to-end, virtual. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? The aptitude to extend perfectly leads to the aptitude to scale magnetically. We will brand the ability of social networks to generate. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML.