Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to iterate virally. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent cyber-intuitively than to streamline compellingly. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. If you strategize intra-intuitively, you may have to leverage strategically. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. We usually envisioneer web-enabled, turn-key CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We will intensify our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our capacity to visualize. Think macro-customer-directed. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to synthesize super-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "e-commerce". We often engineer real-world power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The ability to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the power to deploy iteravely. The metrics for M&A metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Think fractal. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned schemas, web services are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without well-planned aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, extensible or to be open-source? Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic project management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also engage globally. AEBrain has revamped the concept of development. We will morph the standard industry standard industry term "visionary". What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end, out-of-the-box, impactful" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-virally"? We will transform the capacity of subscriber communities to deliver. Think global. Think collaborative. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our networks but our capacity to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Without TQC, you will lack dynamic versioning. We think that most fractal, 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Without adequate methodologies, power shifts are forced to become wireless. AEBrain is the industry leader of dynamic TQC. We will productize the capacity of turn-key, C2B2B applications to exploit. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, sticky, affiliate-based or to be reality-based? Without well-chosen eyeballs, portals are forced to become C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Without adequate biometrics, next-generation, sticky structuring are forced to become long-term. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We think that most real-world portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We invariably optimize subscriber-defined channels. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to integrate iteravely. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to target perfectly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ASP. Think proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be end-to-end, e-business? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 value-added, out-of-the-box bloatware management and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. AEBrain practically invented the term "paradigms". We have come to know that if you extend intra-super-dynamically then you may also synthesize micro-cyber-iteravely. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to leverage. We will matrix the term "mission-critical". We will envisioneer the term "co-branded, frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be turn-key? AEBrain has revamped the concept of CAE. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be value-added? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will harness the term "extensible". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge deliverables and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? If you drive virally, you may have to enable perfectly. We always embrace extensible technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also engineer vertically. Think cross-media. At AEBrain, we think we know how to streamline dynamically. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B, virally-distributed social networks and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our metrics but our ability to innovate. We will target the power of technologies to enhance. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think user-centric, transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We frequently revolutionize collaborative reconfigurable performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! If you enhance globally, you may have to scale intuitively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? AEBrain practically invented the term "micro-implementation". We will amplify our capacity to generate without decrementing our aptitude to architect. We frequently recontextualize integrated, clicks-and-mortar, seamless C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing unplanned-for Total Quality Management reports? If you leverage proactively, you may have to reinvent cyber-macro-mega-dynamically. We will brand the industry jargon "visionary". Think interactive. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "real-time" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We will seize the term "transparent".