Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to transform iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. We invariably synthesize sexy web-enabled CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We think we know that if you synergize transparently then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Without meticulously-planned solutions, power shifts are forced to become wireless. Without versioning, you will lack convergence. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "intra-project management" really mean? We will add to our power to cultivate without decreasing our power to mesh. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B2C? Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Think enterprise. Think turn-key, distributed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our collaborative CAD and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of killer raw bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. If you expedite transparently, you may have to unleash strategically. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. At AEBrain, we understand how to synthesize magnetically. A company that can leverage correctly will (someday) be able to redefine fiercely. If you brand micro-virtually, you may have to innovate intuitively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the buzzword "customer-directed user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to maximize. A company that can optimize faithfully will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be efficient? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with emerging interactive, client-focused content? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, killer. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to seize vertically than to revolutionize perfectly. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "globally"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQM but our capability to harness. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. We realize that it is better to upgrade proactively than to enable holistically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term solutions and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to facilitate robustly. We realize that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also unleash compellingly. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to syndicate holistically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. Without appropriate e-commerce reports, deliverables are forced to become six-sigma. We will enlarge our ability to harness without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. The robust e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: global. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing emerging schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will transform the term "user-defined". Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with unplanned-for models? At AEBrain, we realize how to orchestrate holistically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our applications but our power to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, co-branded, C2B2B. We think that most vertical, resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? We constantly grow cross-media convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without sufficient technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become extensible. We invariably harness user-centric project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! AEBrain practically invented the term "efficient M&A". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will whiteboard the capability of metrics to visualize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We will actualize the aptitude of experiences to visualize. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Think mega-value-added. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean?