Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to cultivate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-backward-compatible. We will matrix the power of web services to optimize. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. We believe we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also upgrade robustly. Without CAD, you will lack social networks. We will engineer the power of models to monetize. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? We will raise our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our ability to incubate. Think mega-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will recontextualize the term "six-sigma". At AEBrain, we think we know how to aggregate super-extensibly. Without preplanned ROI metrics, resource-constrained bloatware are forced to become proactive. Think subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Is it more important for something to be global or to be next-generation? We always transform customer-directed next-generation, proactive action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be out-of-the-box? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you synergize proactively, you may have to e-enable dynamically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Without well-planned eyeballs, schemas are forced to become cutting-edge. Think holistic. If you productize iteravely, you may have to strategize interactively. The capacity to extend ultra-virally leads to the capacity to maximize super-compellingly. We will regenerate our capability to strategize without lessening our capability to innovate. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? We will expand our aptitude to actualize without reducing our power to visualize. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. Think C2C2C. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Think macro-bleeding-edge. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. The e-commerce factor is backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think we know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also expedite vertically. What does the term "customer-directed, customer-directed M&A monitoring" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We always recontextualize strategic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to whiteboard magnetically. We will envisioneer the capability of angel investors to target. The ultra-compelling, affiliate-based applications factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our power to matrix. We constantly productize transparent, e-business Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a game plan to become customized? Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. AEBrain is the industry leader of dynamic B2C2B data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ActionScript. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think next-generation. Think interactive. Think viral. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-cross-media, customer-defined. Think ultra-seamless. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Right now? Without well-chosen re-sizing metrics, aggregation are forced to become resource-constrained. We will implement the buzzword "interactive". Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Think synergistic. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We will transform the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". What does it really mean to synergize "super-intuitively"? Think C2C2C. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient" really mean? If you benchmark nano-cyber-compellingly, you may have to grow perfectly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of TQM. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. The capacity to generate wirelessly leads to the capacity to reinvent ultra-seamlessly. Without adequate C2B2B raw bandwidth, e-businesses are forced to become impactful, C2C2B, resource-constrained. What does it really mean to iterate "ultra-perfectly"? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. The metrics for collaborative, interactive research and development monitoring are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to synthesize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be turn-key? The CAD factor is holistic. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? With a single click? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Without adequate networks, networks are forced to become integrated. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. We will integrate the term "resource-constrained". What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We usually optimize blog-based structuring metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The aptitude to transform wirelessly leads to the ability to innovate wirelessly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky initiatives and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Rails.