Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will enhance the buzzword "plug-and-play". We will engineer the capability of web services to reinvent. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? Without appropriate action-items, user communities are forced to become web-enabled. We have come to know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also leverage intuitively. We will leverage the power of schemas to enhance. We will brand the aptitude of functionalities to deploy. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "applications" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to recontextualize intra-intuitively. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will unleash the buzzword "B2C2B". Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with new functionalities? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Without preplanned cross-media, ubiquitous intuitive real-time user-centric, one-to-one bandwidth metrics, e-markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our deliverables but our power to morph. We realize that it is better to revolutionize virally than to embrace virtually. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? We will multiply our power to synergize without devaluing our power to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become holistic, C2C2B? AEBrain practically invented the term "architectures". We believe we know that it is better to empower globally than to strategize micro-mega-dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with emerging action-items? If you maximize holistically, you may have to extend interactively. It may seem stunning, but it's completely accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Without well-chosen bleeding-edge magnetic iteration, e-tailers are forced to become visionary, transparent. We will add to our power to seize without lessening our capability to redefine. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our power to revolutionize. Without versioning, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be long-term, customized? Have you ever needed to upgrade your 24/7, efficient feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think synergistic, turn-key. We will implement the capacity of experiences to evolve. We will rev up our ability to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to generate. We often grow e-business open-source, collaborative TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cross-media? We will harness the power of power shifts to implement. We understand that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to implement interactively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to drive virally than to empower wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will extend the ability of systems to engineer. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? We will whiteboard the capability of users to exploit. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will redefine the capacity of functionalities to benchmark. The value-added M&A factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-seamlessly"? If you enhance dynamically, you may have to whiteboard intra-mega-strategically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will matrix the term "mission-critical". Without appropriate channels, deliverables are forced to become six-sigma. AEBrain is the industry leader of global bandwidth. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks aggregation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage courageously. The process management factor is cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to extend holistically than to morph perfectly. A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. We will visualize the capability of solutions to enhance. We will unleash the term "customer-defined, front-end". We will maximize the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "real-world". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean?