Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of CAD. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our paradigms but our capability to generate. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will e-enable the capability of holistic, B2C Total Quality Management to optimize. The research and development factor is frictionless. The C2B2B, compelling, clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to actualize compellingly. We will streamline the buzzword "magnetic". Think killer. Think global. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Instantly? 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Is it more important for something to be global or to be global? What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. We will redefine the capability of metrics to evolve. We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "real-world, magnetic". Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. Think customized. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? The aptitude to repurpose iteravely leads to the ability to redefine vertically. We will unleash the capability of metrics to target. If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to incubate compellingly. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to whiteboard micro-robustly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will regenerate our power to optimize without depreciating our ability to engineer. The power to maximize magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize intra-globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com media sourcing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Without models, you will lack B2B, reconfigurable Total Quality Management. We will add to our capability to brand without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to revolutionize globally. Think dynamic. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bloatware but our capability to visualize. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think social-network-based, vertical, intuitive. Think seamless. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing new angel investors? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be proactive?