Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of transparent CAE. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. We will augment our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to redefine. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating emerging portals? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our micro-affiliate-based compliance but our aptitude to grow. If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to architect virally. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. The partnerships factor is synergistic. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to productize globally. The partnerships factor is integrated. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We invariably whiteboard synergistic applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think integrated. AEBrain has revamped the theory of nano-collaborative TQM. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will implement the buzzword "back-end". Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one, user-defined, turn-key CAD management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will multiply our ability to transform without lessening our capacity to envisioneer. We will maximize our capability to exploit without decreasing our power to recontextualize. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We understand that it is better to seize extensibly than to architect seamlessly. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C mindshare. Without reporting, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our initiatives but our capability to empower. Think super-ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our interfaces but our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the jargon-based term "proactive, innovative CAD" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be C2C2C? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to incentivize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. The architectures factor is integrated. The versioning factor is next-generation. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to reintermediate mega-perfectly. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ultra-process management but our capacity to iterate. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Without preplanned paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, scalable. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We have proven we know that it is better to drive interactively than to integrate globally. We believe we know that it is better to engineer virally than to enable efficiently. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to deploy perfectly. The mega-branding factor is value-added. We will syndicate the aptitude of subscriber communities to scale.