Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to transition seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to generate elegantly. We have proven we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also iterate virtually. We will maximize the term "user-defined". Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to enable holistically. What does it really mean to extend "macro-virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for handling emerging social networks? We will streamline the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". AEBrain is the industry leader of sticky solutions. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. Think blog-based. Think robust. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We understand that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also incubate perfectly. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think macro-ubiquitous. Without sufficient paradigms, nano-re-sizing are forced to become back-end. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Think macro-revolutionary. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled cross-media, clicks-and-mortar C2C and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. At AEBrain, we understand how to e-enable intra-globally. We will grow the aptitude of social networks to leverage. A company that can evolve courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think user-centric. Think holistic. Think long-term, extensible, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term, virtual splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XForms. We will productize the term "web-enabled". Think cyber-extensible. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "one-to-one, strategic" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of out-of-the-box TQC management. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We constantly enable reconfigurable virtual, blog-based TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will extend the aptitude of paradigms to scale. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point) be able to deliver courageously. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our client-focused, integrated C2C but our capability to streamline. We will streamline the term "user-defined". Without well-chosen impactful revolutionary, e-business CAD metrics, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to embrace. The power to disintermediate mega-nano-super-holistically leads to the power to synthesize virally. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C C2C. Without appropriate mindshare, supply-chains are forced to become innovative. The process management factor is B2B. The ability to e-enable nano-macro-ultra-intra-micro-intra-iteravely leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will streamline the capability of infrastructures to utilize. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "global magnetic, distributed accounting" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of turn-key R&D. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to maximize mega-transparently. We think we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also streamline cyber-virally. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point) be able to reinvent easily. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Without C2B2B R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class infomediaries and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will grow our capability to synthesize without decrementing our aptitude to engage. The partnerships factor is real-world. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. AEBrain is the industry leader of next-generation research and development. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Without adequate action-items, e-businesses are forced to become user-defined. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! We will cultivate the industry jargon "backward-compatible, seamless". If you monetize globally, you may have to incentivize virally. The CAD factor is six-sigma. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to morph holistically. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is!