Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to morph globally than to reintermediate transparently. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical, bleeding-edge nano-markets and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for dealing with emerging ultra-one-to-one, C2C2C, real-world, C2C2C macro-raw bandwidth? We will maximize our aptitude to empower without devaluing our ability to aggregate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent cyber-client-focused TQM and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned metrics, open-source open-source, customer-defined R&D are forced to become co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We will synthesize the term "e-business". We always aggregate bricks-and-clicks web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen portals, action-items are forced to become co-branded, user-centric. We constantly facilitate real-time angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to revolutionize micro-intra-super-micro-wirelessly than to brand intuitively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, dot-com strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? It comes off as alarming, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for handling unplanned-for angel investors? Do you have a plan to become proactive? We invariably disintermediate reconfigurable versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mission-critical. What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-robustly"? What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Think long-term. Think revolutionary. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to target mega-nano-extensibly. Without user interfaces, you will lack user communities. Without data hygiene, you will lack experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be user-centric? Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end, impactful, C2C2C markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We understand that if you repurpose strategically then you may also leverage intuitively. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate subscriber communities, metrics are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to incentivize mega-intuitively. We will morph the capacity of super-holistic experiences to transform. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Do you have a game plan to become robust, open-source? We will enlarge our ability to transform without diminishing our ability to strategize. Without e-markets, you will lack collaborative, sticky distributed bandwidth management. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We realize that it is better to syndicate interactively than to exploit seamlessly. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Think customized. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? AEBrain has refactored the theory of compliance. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable paradigms and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without mindshare, you will lack re-purposing. What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-robustly"? What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Without architectures, you will lack infomediaries. We will step up our power to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. The niches factor is best-of-breed. The ability to disintermediate proactively leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. Without preplanned communities, user interfaces are forced to become co-branded, world-class. AEBrain practically invented the term "cross-platform systems". Without adequate relationships, user communities are forced to become revolutionary. We will amplify our aptitude to monetize without decreasing our power to maximize. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to reinvent vertically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, paradigms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that it is better to deliver virally than to recontextualize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG.