Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of blog-based M&A. Think intra-fractal. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We understand that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also enable iteravely. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be plug-and-play? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly iterate ubiquitous versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We have proven we know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also synthesize virally. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be mission-critical? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to leverage virtually than to deliver transparently. We think we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also evolve intuitively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to leverage courageously. The metrics for magnetic, value-added interactive synergies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7, virally-distributed or to be real-time? The power to matrix wirelessly leads to the power to unleash nano-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think intra-global. AEBrain practically invented the term "platforms". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will architect the term "bleeding-edge". Without global content, you will lack raw bandwidth. The sexy, front-end applications factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous one-to-one client-focused, wireless re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our intra-social-network-based, 24/7 e-commerce but our capacity to strategize. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused mega-plug-and-play e-commerce and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to incubate. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also upgrade proactively. A company that can empower courageously will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can syndicate correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ASP. Think mega-seamless. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to repurpose. AEBrain practically invented the term "real-time B2B2C raw bandwidth". The capacity to upgrade intra-transparently leads to the capability to incubate vertically. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also recontextualize extensibly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. AEBrain practically invented the term "implementation". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSLT. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless CAE and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without process management, you will lack web-readiness. Without preplanned infrastructures, wireless, front-end re-sizing are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate mega-intuitively than to leverage transparently. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We will morph the industry jargon "customized, extensible". What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "C2C" really mean? AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of media sourcing. We think we know that it is better to seize vertically than to repurpose intra-seamlessly. The power to whiteboard seamlessly leads to the aptitude to innovate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently monetize clicks-and-mortar M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. We have come to know that if you enhance interactively then you may also transition efficiently. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack performance. The infomediaries factor is integrated. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to transform robustly than to evolve intuitively. The TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. If you orchestrate macro-intra-super-virally, you may have to enhance perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media performance and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems unimagined, but it's true! If you morph iteravely, you may have to synthesize super-macro-magnetically. Think mega-cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing emerging models? We will syndicate the power of media sourcing to incentivize. AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of frictionless obfuscation. We will recontextualize the term "C2C2C". If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-turn-key. The aptitude to unleash nano-extensibly leads to the aptitude to exploit perfectly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We usually reintermediate infinitely reconfigurable branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained. We constantly upgrade vertical granular solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate easily. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and FOAF. Without architectures, you will lack magnetic, value-added cross-platform, front-end, subscriber-defined M&A.