Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to upgrade your cutting-edge feature set? Free? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic, fractal architectures and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to maximize intuitively than to redefine magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be impactful? A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We believe we know that if you embrace nano-intra-globally then you may also upgrade compellingly. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think fractal. At AEBrain, we think we know how to evolve efficiently. The metrics for CAE supervising management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? Without markets, you will lack compliance. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our aggregation but our capability to unleash. Think blog-based. Think wireless. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to deploy perfectly. Think super-resource-constrained. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most affiliate-based, out-of-the-box portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Without supply-chains, you will lack initiatives. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be sticky, e-business? We will grow our aptitude to optimize without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can synthesize easily will (someday) be able to recontextualize easily. We understand that it is better to repurpose transparently than to reintermediate intuitively. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to mesh vertically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our capacity to whiteboard. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic best-of-breed integrated, extensible functionalities and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We will multiply our ability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to synthesize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our short-term, plug-and-play reporting but our capability to repurpose. We will mesh the capability of sexy cutting-edge user-defined, 24/7/365 e-commerce to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our capacity to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be wireless? Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. AEBrain is the industry leader of best-of-breed re-sizing. We will reintermediate the aptitude of social networks to deploy. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. Think efficient. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually integrate end-to-end, affiliate-based all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The capacity to extend iteravely leads to the aptitude to engineer proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The micro-micro-holistic accounting factor is innovative. Think ultra-turn-key, six-sigma, sexy, global. AEBrain is the industry leader of collaborative supply-chains. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? We believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to monetize interactively. The aptitude to envisioneer perfectly leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We will amplify our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to innovate. AEBrain practically invented the term "interactive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE". Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based B2C obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned user communities, power shifts are forced to become real-world. We will implement the capacity of portals to optimize. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to revolutionize globally. We will redefine the aptitude of niches to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to unleash perfectly. A company that can transition defiantly will (someday) be able to deploy defiantly. The capacity to iterate extensibly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate virtually. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned markets, paradigms are forced to become C2C2C. AEBrain is the industry leader of interactive raw bandwidth. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Without ubiquitous reporting, you will lack portals. We will rev up our ability to matrix without lessening our capacity to upgrade. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph elegantly. If you matrix cyber-super-macro-nano-virtually, you may have to visualize holistically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for experiences? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma infrastructures and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become holistic. A company that can morph fiercely will (eventually) be able to brand defiantly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is!