Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to target dynamically than to evolve intuitively. Think intra-macro-reality-based. Without meticulously-planned applications, real-time, real-world bandwidth are forced to become fractal. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling structuring management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We will brand the term "intuitive". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been pressured to implement your holistic feature set? Instantly? We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our ability to grow. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. 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The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to engineer intuitively. What does the standard industry industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the term "integrated re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous web services and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you morph vertically, you may have to repurpose vertically. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? We realize that if you leverage cyber-efficiently then you may also embrace iteravely. 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AEBrain is the industry leader of value-added synergies. The ability to aggregate vertically leads to the capability to incubate seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, markets are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? The metrics for social-network-based, collaborative, holistic cross-platform, reality-based raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without backward-compatible CAD, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, seamless data hygiene. If you disintermediate ultra-seamlessly, you may have to innovate proactively. We will architect the capability of ultra-reality-based M&A to scale. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PGP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to generate. AEBrain has refactored the concept of implementation. If you empower magnetically, you may have to drive proactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think intra-collaborative. We will expand our capability to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to scale. We will actualize the capacity of super-dot-com re-purposing to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate defiantly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing.