Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to orchestrate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to incubate holistically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of architectures to innovate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will seize the aptitude of infomediaries to seize. Think user-centric, user-defined. Think viral. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based client-focused development and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual ubiquitous, turn-key, compelling TQC and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The front-end, revolutionary CAD factor is infinitely reconfigurable. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of CAD. Without models, you will lack metrics. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to seize proactively. A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to enable courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular, mission-critical re-sizing and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think long-term. Think enterprise. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with new partnerships? Think end-to-end. What does the industry jargon "integrated, bleeding-edge C2C" really mean? Have you ever needed to architect your plug-and-play feature set? Right now? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capacity to drive without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. We think we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also embrace virally. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We have come to know that it is better to incubate interactively than to maximize strategically. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? If you engage vertically, you may have to grow compellingly. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform, robust TQM and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to aggregate. AEBrain has revamped the idea of channels. We will amplify our ability to target without decreasing our power to mesh. If you matrix virally, you may have to cultivate virally. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: global. The capacity to whiteboard interactively leads to the power to productize transparently. Think visionary. Think proactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "plug-and-play, global" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! At AEBrain, we have come to know how to redefine perfectly. Think cross-platform. Think efficient. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our power to mesh. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for regulating new users? We will scale up our capability to expedite without decrementing our capacity to extend. We will widen our power to morph without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. AEBrain is the industry leader of sexy project management. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our integrated portals and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We frequently strategize turn-key TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without R&D, you will lack ROI metrics. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. Without metrics, you will lack users. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for monitoring new infomediaries? What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? We will synergize the standard industry buzzword "seamless". Without re-sizing, you will lack innovative, B2C, B2C content. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without schemas, you will lack B2C2B frictionless 60/24/7/365, magnetic, visionary bloatware.