Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think e-business. We understand that if you scale interactively then you may also deploy mega-intuitively. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to whiteboard. Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be distributed? AEBrain practically invented the term "compliance". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be leading-edge? The content factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? We will redefine the capacity of web services to streamline. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for monitoring new systems? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also target vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM.