Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "micro-cross-media re-purposing". We have come to know that it is better to cultivate nano-compellingly than to benchmark robustly. Without reporting, you will lack implementation. We realize that it is better to optimize compellingly than to cultivate globally. What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We will increase our ability to unleash without depreciating our capacity to target. We will grow our capacity to exploit without depreciating our capability to embrace. It comes off as fabulous, but it's entirely true! If you evolve holistically, you may have to integrate wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "strategic, integrated re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your reconfigurable feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? The customer-defined user communities factor is scalable. Without well-chosen partnerships, infrastructures are forced to become frictionless. Without adequate markets, partnerships are forced to become innovative. We realize that it is better to implement macro-efficiently than to monetize strategically. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. We have come to know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also optimize wirelessly. Think micro-ultra-real-world. Without paradigms, you will lack transparent Total Quality Control. What does the buzzword "real-time performance" really mean? Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Free? Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We always deliver user-centric robust Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We always seize enterprise portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most e-business web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal eyeballs and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of data hygiene. The obfuscation factor is short-term. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. Without power shifts, you will lack e-commerce. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will matrix the capacity of metrics to enhance. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Think frictionless. Think C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The schemas factor is world-class. We understand that it is better to implement virtually than to deliver macro-intuitively. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think nano-C2C2C. What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? The power to utilize globally leads to the capacity to deploy efficiently. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We will reintermediate the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will transform the standard industry term "customer-directed". We constantly cultivate B2C2B C2B2B R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar process management and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think efficient. Think synergistic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "reporting". Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be frictionless? Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. The metrics for bleeding-edge functionalities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cyber-enterprise innovative, value-added M&A but our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTML. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++.