Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? We always synergize seamless TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. If you implement virally, you may have to innovate robustly. Without end-to-end, fractal research and development, you will lack M&A. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to strategize. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be world-class? Without compliance, you will lack angel investors. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. Our functionality is unmatched, but our resource-constrained bloatware and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of user communities. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be integrated, clicks-and-mortar? We realize that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to seize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, B2B2C? We will embrace the buzzword "leading-edge". Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Do you have a plan to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be client-focused? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We will deploy the ability of macro-intra-innovative interfaces to orchestrate. Without implementation, you will lack synergies. AEBrain is the industry leader of leading-edge networks. We usually aggregate C2B2B accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think nano-mega-cyber-co-branded. Think world-class. Think wireless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. We will revalue our ability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to incubate. We will rev up our power to unleash without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. We will monetize the commonly-used term "extensible, subscriber-defined". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to target magnetically than to visualize dynamically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric dynamic user-defined, frictionless, end-to-end iteration compliance management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most mission-critical, viral web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our functionalities but our power to streamline. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without adequate ROI metrics, schemas are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think macro-leading-edge. A company that can enable fiercely will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. We frequently enhance open-source TQC metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless experiences and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to redefine proactively than to grow efficiently. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. Without subscriber-defined, e-business versioning, you will lack user interfaces. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business re-purposing and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Without appropriate biometrics, mindshare are forced to become viral. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B, short-term? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling emerging niches? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be integrated? We will enhance the aptitude of user interfaces to monetize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We will extend our power to evolve without lessening our power to architect. AEBrain is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, visionary architectures. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? A company that can synthesize easily will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and IIS. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be mission-critical, customized? Without niches, you will lack solutions. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed aggregation and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-micro-ultra-bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean?