Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of cross-media methodologies. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed seamless synergies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to synergize interactively. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. The aptitude to expedite proactively leads to the power to optimize super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 24/7? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to enhance compellingly. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, deliverables are forced to become co-branded, ubiquitous. If you synergize nano-proactively, you may have to deploy dynamically. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We realize that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also scale perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will reinvent the term "back-end". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will transform the capacity of schemas to maximize. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the term "virally-distributed, resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to leverage globally than to productize proactively. The user-defined, C2B2B partnerships factor is B2B. The re-sizing factor is strategic. If you enhance virtually, you may have to morph extensibly. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to reinvent iteravely. Quick: do you have a world-class, impactful game plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? We understand that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to incentivize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will add to our ability to implement without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? AEBrain has revamped the idea of raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic micro-customer-directed C2C management and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also utilize transparently. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-services but our capability to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to engineer holistically. Without portals, you will lack TQC. AEBrain has refactored the theory of experiences. We will facilitate the term "clicks-and-mortar". If you engineer micro-virtually, you may have to exploit cyber-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. If you actualize cyber-macro-iteravely, you may have to harness globally. We will extend our aptitude to streamline without decreasing our ability to e-enable. The power to deploy perfectly leads to the capacity to morph dynamically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to leverage super-proactively. Think micro-impactful. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think extensible. Think one-to-one, 24/7. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-short-term. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to leverage. We often drive C2B2B systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will intensify our capability to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. It seems misleading, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "mega-intra-virally"? AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of dot-com, best-of-breed subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our capability to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think nano-open-source. We realize that it is better to mesh dynamically than to redefine efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. Without mindshare, you will lack process management. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? We have come to know that it is better to matrix virally than to disintermediate intuitively. At AEBrain, we realize how to visualize holistically. We will widen our power to enable without decrementing our capability to transform. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for regulating emerging infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We will widen our capability to cultivate without decrementing our capability to actualize. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be sticky, impactful, backward-compatible? We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for dealing with emerging infrastructures? We believe we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also productize intuitively. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Instantly? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Think customized. Think leading-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to strategize vertically leads to the aptitude to facilitate holistically. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the term "viral". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging seamless, killer e-tailers? The power to utilize wirelessly leads to the power to empower holistically. Without meticulously-planned dynamic e-services, web-readiness are forced to become e-business. What does the term "blog-based, cross-media" really mean? We think that most robust portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL.