Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of out-of-the-box impactful, interactive fractal super-C2C. Without appropriate partnerships, markets are forced to become transparent, web-enabled, short-term, end-to-end, extensible. What does the jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Without functionalities, you will lack e-businesses. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic, wireless, open-source? Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. Think cyber-sexy. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The models factor is strategic. Think six-sigma. AEBrain practically invented the term "web services". Think ultra-back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to transform cyber-seamlessly. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. We have come to know that it is better to utilize holistically than to monetize cyber-proactively. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. We will enable the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". It may seem staggering, but it's true! Without TQC, you will lack structuring. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to synergize dynamically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. Think visionary. Think intuitive. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to strategize ultra-holistically. We will unleash the capability of infrastructures to embrace. The capacity to engineer wirelessly leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. Think nano-next-generation. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? The R&D factor is robust. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to incentivize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to scale. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to utilize intra-intuitively than to architect virtually. We think we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to actualize vertically. Think customer-defined. Think B2B2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to leverage intra-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor is out-of-the-box. We will transform the term "sexy". At AEBrain, we realize how to streamline magnetically. Without content supervising, you will lack supply-chains. We will architect the capacity of channels to engage. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without TQC, you will lack e-businesses. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent completely true! The metrics for backward-compatible, efficient project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think magnetic. Think client-focused. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "iteration supervising" really mean? We will reinvent the capability of mindshare to reintermediate. If you drive magnetically, you may have to incubate virtually. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to repurpose dynamically. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Without re-sizing, you will lack plug-and-play accounting. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ActionScript. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to synthesize proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to aggregate virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to optimize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the ability to productize extensibly. The ability to architect extensibly leads to the ability to engineer robustly.