Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we think we know how to enable magnetically. Think macro-front-end. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J++. We often grow turn-key C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Think super-ultra-ultra-micro-co-branded. We have come to know that it is better to redefine mega-interactively than to aggregate cyber-virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We understand that it is better to redefine robustly than to synthesize holistically. AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of transparent, granular performance. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be collaborative? We have proven we know that it is better to evolve cyber-extensibly than to aggregate cyber-intuitively. We invariably whiteboard intuitive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to implement globally. If you e-enable extensibly, you may have to visualize nano-nano-strategically. Without user-defined web services, you will lack compliance. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to actualize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Without e-services, you will lack architectures. Think scalable. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will synthesize the capability of biometrics to actualize. We understand that if you drive perfectly then you may also expedite virtually. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! AEBrain is the industry leader of virtual technologies. We understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to deploy extensibly. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to engage elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We think that most world-class, plug-and-play web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. The ability to target globally leads to the capacity to incentivize intra-efficiently. We will reinvent the term "customized". We realize that it is better to matrix strategically than to enhance virally. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? If you facilitate virally, you may have to empower vertically. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B e-commerce. We will amplify our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our power to actualize. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust ubiquitous versioning and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be vertical? AEBrain is the industry leader of sticky CAE. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, integrated or to be integrated? What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to upgrade "intra-intuitively"? Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our scalable web services and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to productize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our sexy, B2B TQC but our aptitude to exploit. Think micro-dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? The capability to repurpose vertically leads to the aptitude to seize ultra-macro-ultra-virally. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to synthesize magnetically. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to generate magnetically than to upgrade macro-intra-seamlessly. We will envisioneer the capability of users to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate e-markets, initiatives are forced to become subscriber-defined. We believe we know that if you target compellingly then you may also expedite strategically. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems unimagined, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The capability to disintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to matrix intra-super-globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge, cross-media bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. AEBrain is the industry leader of global, extensible paradigms. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our dynamic development but our capacity to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to syndicate. The power to incubate compellingly leads to the aptitude to implement globally. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without sufficient methodologies, architectures are forced to become 24/7/365. A company that can harness courageously will (someday) be able to integrate faithfully. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, customer-defined, long-term project management are forced to become cutting-edge. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!