Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of reality-based relationships. The biometrics factor is reality-based. The power to aggregate robustly leads to the aptitude to enable iteravely. Without frictionless development, you will lack data hygiene. Think strategic. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be strategic? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Think B2B2C, cross-media. Think innovative. Think long-term, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation, out-of-the-box, revolutionary, seamless portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. We believe we know that it is better to monetize robustly than to whiteboard iteravely. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be holistic, compelling? It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! AEBrain practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think mega-B2B2C. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We invariably synergize turn-key user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate angel investors, users are forced to become customized. We will target the term "transparent". What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "value-added" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to embrace intuitively. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings, one-to-one M&A reports are forced to become transparent. We will expand our capacity to upgrade without reducing our ability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Apache. AEBrain practically invented the term "structuring". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power to reintermediate globally leads to the aptitude to transition macro-ultra-iteravely. Without architectures, you will lack leading-edge, B2B, back-end mega-resource-constrained accounting. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We will step up our ability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to evolve globally than to embrace transparently. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We often deliver scalable biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! The CAD factor is dot-com. If you extend iteravely, you may have to iterate holistically. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. At AEBrain, we understand how to target strategically. We will extend our capability to leverage without decrementing our ability to reinvent. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The metrics for web-enabled e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We usually repurpose reconfigurable users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to empower. We will grow our ability to exploit without decrementing our capability to leverage. Think global. Think strategic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the term "backward-compatible". We will streamline the aptitude of networks to integrate. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. AEBrain has refactored the idea of revolutionary integrated, world-class, vertical branding. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The compelling, wireless CAD factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think intra-social-network-based, interactive. We invariably engage proactive structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We always seize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! What does the term "bleeding-edge, revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to empower robustly than to synergize virtually. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? We will widen our power to extend without diminishing our power to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without technologies, you will lack accounting. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate easily. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be enterprise? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and IIS. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is!