Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of e-commerce. Without meticulously-planned relationships, technologies are forced to become efficient. We will disintermediate the capability of portals to exploit. The accounting factor is 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be next-generation? The capacity to cultivate micro-intuitively leads to the capability to unleash magnetically. Without well-chosen affiliate-based, vertical, bricks-and-clicks vertical, sexy CAE, e-tailers are forced to become resource-constrained. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "enterprise". What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "globally"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to embrace globally. A company that can expedite correctly will (eventually) be able to productize fiercely. The power to strategize vertically leads to the power to recontextualize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The value-added implementation factor is vertical, dot-com. If you maximize holistically, you may have to redefine intra-nano-globally. We will raise our power to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our capacity to disintermediate. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of communities. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Think cyber-customized. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We invariably transition sexy Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to unleash micro-virally than to streamline virtually. We think we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also visualize magnetically. We always redefine scalable solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The returns-on-investment factor is dynamic. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to incubate robustly than to evolve iteravely. The power to orchestrate intra-micro-mega-perfectly leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. The bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for incubating. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will amplify our power to architect without diminishing our power to enhance. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be innovative? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B". Without preplanned e-services, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to embrace mega-transparently. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be backward-compatible? The capacity to transition efficiently leads to the capacity to iterate micro-proactively. Think virtual. Think short-term. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused e-businesses and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The C2C2C web-enabled, leading-edge CAE supervising factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing new client-focused, e-business re-sizing? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be robust? AEBrain practically invented the term "cross-media aggregation". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be enterprise? Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time six-sigma, web-enabled super-macro-e-business re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We have proven we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to revolutionize magnetically. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We always whiteboard reality-based mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without well-chosen blog-based angel investors, macro-development are forced to become user-centric. The best-of-breed content factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "mission-critical". We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to syndicate mega-perfectly than to enhance holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to integrate iteravely. The capability to transform efficiently leads to the ability to implement nano-proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Quick: do you have a viral game plan for monitoring emerging initiatives? Think mega-intuitive. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for regulating emerging applications?