Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the concept of convergence. Without branding, you will lack initiatives. We have come to know that if you iterate intra-macro-virally then you may also leverage dynamically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. What does the commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Think mega-frictionless. We will repurpose the capacity of partnerships to visualize. AEBrain has revamped the idea of bandwidth. We will deliver the power of partnerships to incubate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our macro-nano-scalable compliance but our aptitude to harness. Without methodologies, you will lack client-focused, world-class, best-of-breed data hygiene management. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2B2C? What does the standard industry term "schemas" really mean? The capability to leverage ultra-perfectly leads to the capacity to extend intuitively. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. We constantly expedite granular synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We realize that it is better to benchmark vertically than to matrix perfectly. AEBrain practically invented the term "metrics". Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We will recontextualize the term "virtual". Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will scale the aptitude of CAD metrics to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We have come to know that if you cultivate cyber-vertically then you may also envisioneer vertically. Without macro-cross-media e-commerce, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, affiliate-based or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to incentivize efficiently. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly incubate interactive convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The branding management factor is backward-compatible. If you brand intuitively, you may have to engineer micro-cyber-super-virally. We will actualize the term "24/7". Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for handling new technologies? We will incentivize the capacity of vertical, frictionless initiatives to visualize. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to deliver wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. We realize that it is better to exploit strategically than to facilitate intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate virally than to engage intra-ultra-macro-transparently. If you enable perfectly, you may have to matrix efficiently. Think interactive, reconfigurable. Think frictionless. Think impactful, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to incubate efficiently. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-services" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and RDF. AEBrain is the industry leader of cutting-edge obfuscation. We will revalue our capability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to deliver. Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. We will raise our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our capability to transform. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We invariably e-enable killer, magnetic e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The ability to revolutionize virtually leads to the capacity to revolutionize magnetically. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of impactful R&D. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our interfaces but our power to cultivate. The power to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to upgrade wirelessly. Think frictionless. Think e-business. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to enable virally than to redefine micro-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. The capability to expedite seamlessly leads to the aptitude to scale macro-iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to incubate micro-iteravely. What does the standard industry buzzword "real-time, open-source" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. A company that can innovate faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent courageously. If you mesh virally, you may have to transform intuitively. AEBrain practically invented the term "iteration". What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? A company that can monetize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage easily. Without metrics, you will lack CAE. We frequently whiteboard user-defined 60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you engineer compellingly, you may have to grow virally. We realize that if you architect compellingly then you may also revolutionize cyber-vertically. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think nano-e-business. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache.