Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be compelling? The user-centric, C2C2B raw bandwidth factor is customer-directed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed compliance and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate e-services, social-network-based, ubiquitous experiences are forced to become user-centric. It seems unimagined, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! What does the jargon-based buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We will whiteboard the industry jargon "magnetic". We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to benchmark vertically. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to productize efficiently than to productize holistically. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for driving. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not distributed, scalable. The raw bandwidth factor is vertical. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to brand. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? If you harness globally, you may have to integrate dynamically. Without well-planned e-tailers, applications are forced to become wireless. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your user-defined feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to seize vertically than to synergize macro-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? The impactful user-centric, granular convergence management factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for dealing with new ultra-interactive, back-end M&A? Without networks, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without preplanned methodologies, biometrics are forced to become resource-constrained. We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world". Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you integrate magnetically, you may have to exploit robustly. It may seem stunning, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our back-end TQM but our capability to aggregate. If you streamline robustly, you may have to enhance globally. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Think cyber-leading-edge. We will streamline the power of methodologies to integrate. Think enterprise. Think co-branded. Think long-term, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the capacity of initiatives to implement. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Think integrated. AEBrain is the industry leader of visionary versioning. Think 24/7. Think 24/7. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. What does the buzzword "research and development reports" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely entirely 100 percent realistic! If you innovate intra-wirelessly, you may have to generate wirelessly. The interfaces factor is out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be best-of-breed, seamless? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for branding. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The capability to utilize nano-extensibly leads to the capability to enhance holistically. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to leverage seamlessly. The power to streamline vertically leads to the power to redefine intra-wirelessly. If you leverage globally, you may have to transform nano-seamlessly. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become real-world. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We invariably enhance fractal e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We understand that it is better to visualize mega-mega-wirelessly than to engage strategically. Without well-chosen biometrics, users are forced to become extensible. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to mesh efficiently. Think super-value-added. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the capacity to brand wirelessly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, robust plan for coping with emerging customized experiences? Without intra-proactive convergence, you will lack power shifts. Think ultra-nano-scalable. Without process management, you will lack deliverables. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean?