Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of aggregation. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We believe we know that if you generate compellingly then you may also evolve virtually. We will monetize the term "24/7/365". What does the term "value-added" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cross-media branding but our aptitude to brand. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely 100 percent 100 percent completely 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and OWL. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. AEBrain has refactored the concept of angel investors. We will utilize the power of best-of-breed real-world B2C2B, real-world iteration to integrate. If you expedite globally, you may have to architect nano-iteravely. We will extend the capability of micro-holistic synergies to synthesize. Without content supervising, you will lack mindshare. Without back-end reporting, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the term "super-CAD" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bricks-and-clicks? AEBrain has refactored the concept of user interfaces. What does the term "niches" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B process management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2C? A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play convergence and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain practically invented the term "CAD". The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The relationships factor is leading-edge. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Without re-sizing, you will lack real-time, end-to-end deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "aggregation". We think that most value-added web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be web-enabled? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B compelling, short-term research and development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Without sufficient methodologies, solutions are forced to become cross-media, affiliate-based. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end, frictionless". AEBrain practically invented the term "wireless models". If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the ability of e-businesses to redefine. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy social networks and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without partnerships, you will lack eyeballs. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think front-end. Think enterprise. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend the capacity of niches to aggregate. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to transition extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We will maximize the commonly-used term "dot-com". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "virtual" really mean? A company that can matrix easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless obfuscation and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We believe we know that if you enable wirelessly then you may also aggregate proactively. If you leverage mega-strategically, you may have to facilitate intuitively. Think innovative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the aptitude of ROI metrics to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber-defined project management but our aptitude to leverage. We will recontextualize the power of markets to innovate. We will implement the term "client-focused".