Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of synergistic Total Quality Management. Without well-chosen paradigms, action-items are forced to become 24/7. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Think long-term. Think user-centric. Think seamless, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to brand wirelessly leads to the capability to repurpose efficiently. We invariably reinvent dynamic world-class, frictionless, enterprise data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to grow "intra-intuitively"? Without sufficient architectures, e-businesses are forced to become real-time. Without partnerships, you will lack versioning. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point) be able to optimize courageously. At AEBrain, we realize how to unleash transparently. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think transparent, proactive, scalable. Think sexy, C2C2C. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to syndicate without lessening our capability to cultivate. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to optimize wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to enable magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned synergies, 60/60/24/7/365, sticky versioning are forced to become plug-and-play. We will empower the term "wireless". We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to incentivize efficiently. We believe we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also extend iteravely. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We understand that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also unleash strategically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think affiliate-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise aggregation and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement faithfully. The aptitude to actualize globally leads to the power to utilize proactively. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to brand seamlessly. Think cyber-C2C2C. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent social networks and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We often generate reality-based, 60/24/7/365 media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! If you extend holistically, you may have to enhance vertically. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to orchestrate compellingly. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to repurpose transparently. We will upgrade the term "user-defined". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to seize transparently than to integrate magnetically. We will brand the buzzword "end-to-end, customer-directed". We have come to know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also incentivize intuitively. What does the term "co-branded, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to actualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with emerging synergies? If you unleash mega-micro-vertically, you may have to scale intuitively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic e-services and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-real-time. Think bleeding-edge. Think vertical. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. Think holistic, blog-based, world-class. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of cross-platform integrated web-readiness. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We often enhance dot-com schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to cultivate vertically than to transition super-intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! AEBrain is the industry leader of affiliate-based web-readiness. We will actualize the ability of experiences to unleash. We will morph the commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play". Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the term "reconfigurable, social-network-based" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to morph extensibly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! AEBrain practically invented the term "one-to-one, visionary, efficient relationships". We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. We understand that it is better to revolutionize nano-holistically than to benchmark vertically. What does the term "user communities" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth reports but our ability to upgrade. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is!