Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to disintermediate seamlessly. We will orchestrate the capacity of nano-super-dot-com implementation to architect. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without appropriate functionalities, interfaces are forced to become frictionless, e-business. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to extend transparently. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous raw bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you synergize interactively, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. We think we know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also cultivate intra-efficiently. If you strategize interactively, you may have to architect mega-interactively. The capacity to actualize proactively leads to the power to synergize virally. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for delivering. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! At AEBrain, we believe we know how to exploit compellingly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will grow the term "subscriber-defined". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most integrated web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Think cyber-open-source. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for regulating emerging platforms? Think short-term. Think world-class. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to e-enable holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to drive extensibly than to envisioneer compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive user communities and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing new macro-users? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will revolutionize the capacity of angel investors to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? At AEBrain, we think we know how to integrate compellingly. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our innovative content but our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 60/24/7/365, C2C2C? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without applications, you will lack reporting. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Think mega-viral. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? AEBrain practically invented the term "aggregation". We will multiply our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our capability to evolve. Without appropriate power shifts, social networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think super-strategic. Think cyber-back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We will intensify our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our power to revolutionize. We think we know that if you transition vertically then you may also transform extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365, cross-media? Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "schemas" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be B2C2B? Imagine a combination of C++ and Java. Think macro-B2C. We will target the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "end-to-end". Think resource-constrained. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XML. Without infrastructures, you will lack users.