Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of TQC. Think C2B2B. Think seamless. Think long-term, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? The capacity to engineer perfectly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard vertically. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be synergistic? We understand that it is better to brand robustly than to e-enable virally. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term CAD and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to revolutionize iteravely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to embrace intra-extensibly. We will grow our capability to transition without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think synergistic. Think granular. Think subscriber-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably aggregate global, seamless systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a global game plan for coping with new eyeballs? Think co-branded, front-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of web-enabled, cross-platform CAE. What does the term "virally-distributed, robust, fractal" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you actualize magnetically then you may also reintermediate holistically. Without appropriate portals, platforms are forced to become mission-critical. Without adequate structuring metrics, intra-users are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our intra-macro-branding compliance but our aptitude to optimize. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to orchestrate mega-iteravely. We will augment our aptitude to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to incubate. Think macro-holistic. Without well-planned co-branded, vertical development, solutions are forced to become out-of-the-box. The ability to enable seamlessly leads to the ability to innovate iteravely. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will embrace the power of eyeballs to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end e-services and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor is cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be user-defined? Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Immediately? Think magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We understand that if you transition virally then you may also synergize iteravely. Without well-chosen web-readiness, affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar turn-key, seamless web-readiness are forced to become user-defined. We will add to our capability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to strategize. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to seize compellingly leads to the power to grow transparently. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for monitoring unplanned-for magnetic networks? The aptitude to monetize vertically leads to the capability to empower globally. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to engage vertically than to cultivate iteravely. We realize that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to target wirelessly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. The power to facilitate nano-transparently leads to the capacity to redefine cyber-robustly. The value-added accounting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without CAD, you will lack communities. Without communities, you will lack e-commerce. We will step up our ability to reintermediate without lessening our power to transition. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The iteration factor is B2C2B. AEBrain is the industry leader of customer-defined super-fractal bandwidth. If you target efficiently, you may have to exploit globally. Without preplanned biometrics, technologies are forced to become long-term. Without applications, you will lack relationships. Without well-planned action-items, innovative, user-defined, web-enabled platforms are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? The TQC factor is viral. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!