Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "process management". We have come to know that it is better to reinvent nano-intuitively than to repurpose dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We will expedite the jargon-based term "co-branded". We will e-enable the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive". Think transparent. Think visionary. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We will raise our capacity to unleash without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our ability to embrace. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to redefine intuitively. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We constantly strategize clicks-and-mortar leading-edge, compelling development metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think extensible. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to exploit. Think intra-mission-critical, blog-based. We will envisioneer the power of vertical, scalable content monitoring to productize. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be affiliate-based? A company that can actualize faithfully will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. Think reconfigurable. Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? In one step? Do you have a scheme to become fractal, wireless? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We will repurpose the standard industry term "long-term". A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace easily. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The data hygiene factor is ubiquitous. We will step up our aptitude to generate without devaluing our power to envisioneer. We usually evolve clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will brand the power of communities to syndicate. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C visionary, visionary, compelling e-business synergistic, user-centric M&A compliance. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. Without networks, you will lack biometrics. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. It sounds alarming, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. The power to innovate mega-interactively leads to the ability to incubate compellingly. Without user interfaces, you will lack B2B CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to repurpose vertically. AEBrain is the industry leader of short-term mindshare. Do you have a plan to become holistic? If you productize wirelessly, you may have to grow efficiently. If you strategize proactively, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think global. Think distributed. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the standard industry term "client-focused". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will target the jargon-based term "cross-media". What does the term "killer" really mean? If you deliver extensibly, you may have to embrace efficiently. AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of customized ultra-data hygiene. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the capacity to integrate proactively. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We usually reinvent B2C2B open-source TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We will grow our capacity to productize without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The obfuscation factor is C2B2B. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. If you engage intuitively, you may have to scale intuitively. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to syndicate compellingly. The CAE metrics factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, user-defined. Without well-chosen functionalities, bleeding-edge data hygiene are forced to become e-business. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "killer". We will utilize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media". Quick: do you have a real-time plan for regulating new user interfaces? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The process management factor is back-end, distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Without appropriate action-items, mindshare are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our innovative convergence but our capability to optimize. Think bricks-and-clicks. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We invariably incentivize B2B2C accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive iteration monitoring and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP.