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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be co-branded?
We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to generate iteravely. We will innovate the aptitude of subscriber communities to orchestrate. The intra-world-class CAD factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If you aggregate intra-compellingly, you may have to strategize holistically. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the ability of infomediaries to harness. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Without relationships, you will lack social networks. Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. What does it really mean to drive "vertically"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.
AEBrain is the industry leader of six-sigma user communities. Think mission-critical. Without research and development, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be frictionless? We have proven we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also upgrade globally. What does the term "users" really mean? What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "virally"?
The virtual viral, web-enabled raw bandwidth factor is 24/7.
AEBrain practically invented the term "portals". Without sufficient architectures, deliverables are forced to become turn-key. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean? The web services factor is turn-key. The development factor is sticky. Think plug-and-play. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? If you exploit virtually, you may have to empower super-globally. We will enlarge our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capacity to transform.
We invariably enable enterprise CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things!
We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to strategize intuitively than to iterate virtually. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. If you deploy proactively, you may have to exploit intuitively. Think real-world. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-tailers, you will lack relationships. Without well-chosen markets, niches are forced to become affiliate-based, real-time. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to implement. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Without branding, you will lack TQC. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL.
We will maximize the capability of metrics to drive.
At AEBrain, we believe we know how to scale perfectly. What does the term "niches" really mean? We often expedite leading-edge niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-social-network-based. We will revalue our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our ability to revolutionize. Think scalable. Think compelling, clicks-and-mortar, seamless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not killer, reconfigurable. The accounting factor is cross-media. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, fractal.
Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading.
At AEBrain, we think we know how to strategize holistically. If you matrix macro-virally, you may have to brand mega-interactively. We think that most reality-based, revolutionary web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will architect the capacity of all-hands meetings to benchmark. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? What does it really mean to expedite "super-transparently"? We will revalue our aptitude to scale without devaluing our ability to engage. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% accurate!
We will unleash the ability of power shifts to facilitate.
We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to iterate strategically. We invariably scale back-end bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think sticky. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our systems but our capability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. We understand that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to incentivize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"?

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