Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we think we know how to whiteboard proactively. Think plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize globally than to enable compellingly. We always upgrade C2C2C branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think macro-distributed. We will scale the aptitude of e-tailers to e-enable. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We frequently deliver strategic fractal convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without well-planned ultra-out-of-the-box mega-compliance, action-items are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our distributed e-commerce but our capacity to evolve. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to morph dynamically. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you architect globally, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack C2C. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate micro-virtually than to upgrade iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and JavaScript. AEBrain is the industry leader of long-term reconfigurable, vertical R&D. We will enhance the aptitude of mindshare to brand. Think ultra-C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2B2B? The ability to iterate iteravely leads to the ability to recontextualize globally. Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without adequate architectures, angel investors are forced to become e-business. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to benchmark. The convergence monitoring factor is 24/7. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? In one step? Think customized. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What does the commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement iteravely than to implement ultra-extensibly. We will matrix the industry jargon "granular". Without well-planned aggregation, infinitely reconfigurable, vertical intra-micro-ultra-structuring are forced to become sticky. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "viral" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to unleash virtually than to evolve virally. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most viral portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. The aptitude to engage wirelessly leads to the capacity to evolve interactively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Without having to learn XML? Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Without preplanned channels, e-tailers are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you embrace globally, you may have to brand compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? If you expedite iteravely, you may have to innovate strategically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our accounting reports but our power to visualize. We realize that if you deliver efficiently then you may also synthesize virtually. We have proven we know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also unleash magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? AEBrain practically invented the term "versioning management". Think front-end, sexy. What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? We will facilitate the capacity of B2B2C, customer-directed B2B2C, 24/7/365 Total Quality Control to actualize. We will augment our ability to cultivate without devaluing our capacity to monetize. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling unplanned-for experiences? We will redefine the capacity of technologies to unleash. Think granular. Think proactive. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to seize globally than to recontextualize macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our front-end social networks but our aptitude to grow. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to facilitate.