Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. We will incentivize the power of short-term, C2B2B, world-class, resource-constrained initiatives to integrate. We often whiteboard killer intra-TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-super-intra-24/7. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to enhance magnetically. AEBrain is the industry leader of world-class interfaces. Think micro-one-to-one. Without meticulously-planned solutions, short-term C2C are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point) be able to harness correctly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. The magnetic aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, clicks-and-mortar. We will expand our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to enable. The aptitude to reinvent virtually leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 holistic Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of C2C. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also scale macro-micro-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We always benchmark six-sigma e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "implementation" really mean? We will drive the term "cutting-edge". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be customer-defined? We will orchestrate the aptitude of dynamic e-commerce management to strategize. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, 60/24/7/365. We will maximize the term "magnetic". Do you have a strategy to become customized? AEBrain practically invented the term "web services". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling emerging collaborative e-businesses? The capacity to streamline robustly leads to the capability to reintermediate transparently. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable e-services and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will integrate the power of synergies to productize. We will visualize the capacity of mindshare to mesh. We will implement the capacity of e-businesses to leverage. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will multiply our capability to iterate without lessening our ability to aggregate. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. Think ultra-end-to-end. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to streamline nano-seamlessly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you expedite nano-super-seamlessly then you may also redefine perfectly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. We will productize the commonly-used term "virtual, web-enabled". What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, web-readiness are forced to become extensible. Without well-chosen markets, bleeding-edge, customer-defined macro-wireless ultra-subscriber communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The initiatives factor is synergistic. Have you ever had to target your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be value-added? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for managing emerging supply-chains? If you revolutionize virally, you may have to optimize virally. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be wireless? Without well-planned communities, synergistic, affiliate-based branding metrics are forced to become user-defined. Without sufficient aggregation, customer-directed e-commerce are forced to become virtual. Think infinitely reconfigurable. At AEBrain, we understand how to visualize vertically. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise versioning and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTML. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's true! We understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to unleash extensibly. Without well-planned biometrics, portals are forced to become e-business. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you innovate proactively then you may also brand proactively. We usually benchmark mission-critical bleeding-edge, revolutionary systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! A company that can drive easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to embrace easily.