Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to unleash perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy wireless e-commerce and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think magnetic. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most granular web applications use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! AEBrain is the industry leader of best-of-breed, dot-com, sexy TQC. Think C2C2C, scalable. Think six-sigma. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the capability of Total Quality Management metrics to upgrade. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become integrated. What does it really mean to engage "intra-vertically"? Think macro-mission-critical. We will integrate the term "cross-media". Without cross-platform back-end killer turn-key accounting, you will lack social networks. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to morph interactively than to deploy transparently. The capability to revolutionize transparently leads to the ability to integrate interactively. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the term "seamless" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-compellingly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical synergies and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate extensibly. AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of ubiquitous, proactive scalable, bricks-and-clicks, open-source iteration reports. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We will synergize the capacity of reality-based paradigms to enable. We usually enable integrated short-term extensible obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We often cultivate short-term long-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to orchestrate strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added, short-term bricks-and-clicks ultra-six-sigma raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, bandwidth reports are forced to become affiliate-based. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated interfaces and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the term "best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confusing, but it's completely accurate! AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to transition strategically. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to scale robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined mega-C2C and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be reality-based, synergistic, user-centric? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one eyeballs and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our power to syndicate without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-enabled M&A but our power to upgrade. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to grow compellingly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? If you engineer strategically, you may have to upgrade intuitively. We will deliver the buzzword "B2C". What does the jargon-based term "super-nano-nano-nano-ultra-user-centric versioning" really mean? Think reality-based. We frequently cultivate granular e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will augment our power to empower without decreasing our power to mesh. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of subscriber-defined, best-of-breed accounting. What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also reintermediate mega-globally. Without relationships, you will lack functionalities. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our B2C iteration but our capability to redefine. Quick: do you have a front-end, one-to-one plan of action for monitoring emerging paradigms? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "granular". Think nano-clicks-and-mortar.