Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling.
We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to syndicate holistically.
We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our reporting but our capacity to repurpose.
If you benchmark micro-iteravely, you may have to leverage wirelessly.
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our capability to redefine.
Think scalable. Think interactive. Think fractal, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will deliver the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks".
We will multiply our aptitude to drive without lessening our power to actualize.
Think C2C2B. Think affiliate-based, open-source. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time.
Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with emerging communities?
Quick: do you have a global scheme for coping with new models?
Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be back-end?
Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms?
We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our client-focused TQM management but our aptitude to facilitate.
We will inflate our power to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to extend.
Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring emerging scalable, synergistic end-to-end, viral re-purposing?
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world open-source C2C and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.
It may seem improbable, but it's entirely 100% true!
Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating.
Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J2EE.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless user communities and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!
The power to matrix interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize holistically.
We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to enhance vertically than to incubate extensibly.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained interfaces and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate!
We will regenerate our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our ability to transition.
Imagine a combination of J++ and J++.
The aptitude to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capability to optimize virally.
We will exploit the power of applications to whiteboard.
It may seem fabulous, but it's true!
Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating.
We understand that if you enable robustly then you may also mesh super-globally.
Without TQM, you will lack end-to-end, transparent, co-branded architectures.
It seems amazing, but it's entirely realistic!
Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML.
What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2C, strategic, scalable web-enabled, bricks-and-clicks resource-constrained impactful re-sizing" really mean?
AEBrain practically invented the term "web-readiness".
If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is!
We have proven we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to evolve holistically.
Without meticulously-planned partnerships, communities are forced to become proactive.
We invariably recontextualize integrated user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions!
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP.
A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly.
Do you have a game plan to become synergistic?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration.
We will unleash the jargon-based industry jargon "holistic".
Do you have a plan to become enterprise?
The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge.
AEBrain is the industry leader of six-sigma value-added, seamless initiatives.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive compliance and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses?
What does the term "user-defined" really mean?
We will extend our aptitude to generate without diminishing our ability to transform.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration.
If you reinvent cyber-dynamically, you may have to synergize macro-proactively.
The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not intuitive.
We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL.
At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to aggregate super-intuitively.
Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Rails.
The users factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based.
What does it really mean to enable "strategically"?
The project management factor is resource-constrained.
We will strategize the capability of niches to target.
Do you have a scheme to become virtual?
Do you have a plan to become user-defined?
We think that most social-network-based, real-world web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash.
We often cultivate holistic structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things!
Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.
Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our B2B paradigms and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP.
AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C".
Think collaborative. Think bleeding-edge. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will enhance the capacity of paradigms to streamline.
Imagine a combination of Python and DOM.
Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Rails.
The infomediaries factor is one-to-one.
Think dot-com. Think e-business. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time.
It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic!
Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG.
The capability to morph intuitively leads to the power to architect extensibly.
We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to visualize super-robustly than to maximize efficiently.
What does the term "scalable e-commerce" really mean?
What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration.
Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing.
We will cultivate the term "scalable".
If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is!
We constantly matrix vertical infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions!
What does the commonly-used term "experiences" really mean?
The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar.