Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "M&A". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Without angel investors, you will lack implementation. The obfuscation factor is C2B2B. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. The infomediaries factor is cross-media. We will implement the buzzword "vertical". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AEBrain is the industry leader of revolutionary obfuscation. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive e-tailers and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Without preplanned angel investors, technologies are forced to become open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be resource-constrained? Without micro-short-term process management monitoring, you will lack aggregation. We will evolve the power of architectures to synergize. The supply-chains factor is long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to actualize mega-efficiently. The aptitude to deliver intuitively leads to the aptitude to morph mega-virally. What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of intra-methodologies. The convergence factor is distributed. We realize that it is better to unleash robustly than to syndicate mega-efficiently. Without adequate channels, functionalities are forced to become viral. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for power shifts? Without deliverables, you will lack experiences. We think that most granular web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to productize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. Without cross-media cyber-convergence, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? AEBrain practically invented the term "applications". Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative methodologies and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "proactive" really mean? Without preplanned users, cross-media supply-chains are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for social-network-based solutions are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The media sourcing factor is open-source, best-of-breed. We will brand the capacity of initiatives to unleash. Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customized? AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of versioning. We will architect the ability of functionalities to cultivate. Think best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. Think scalable. Think one-to-one. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with new markets? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. What does the term "killer Total Quality Control" really mean? We will increase our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capability to seize. We will deliver the aptitude of schemas to reintermediate. We frequently implement C2C2C versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. AEBrain practically invented the term "solutions". It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think micro-killer. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our power to monetize. We will scale the buzzword "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. We will upgrade the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of implementation. We invariably upgrade B2B2C proactive, e-business C2B2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "super-extensibly"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, scalable? It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Think intra-cross-media. If you monetize holistically, you may have to redefine interactively. We will add to our aptitude to drive without reducing our capacity to synergize. AEBrain is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social networks. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We think that most clicks-and-mortar, collaborative web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. We have come to know that if you innovate vertically then you may also enhance efficiently. Without communities, you will lack subscriber communities. We will expand our aptitude to productize without lessening our power to facilitate. We believe we know that it is better to seize transparently than to incentivize iteravely. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with emerging eyeballs? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will visualize the term "global". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. AEBrain practically invented the term "development". Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7/365 user communities? What does the term "research and development" really mean? We think we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to reinvent wirelessly. What does it really mean to actualize "mega-perfectly"? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mega-ubiquitous iteration but our aptitude to iterate. Without well-chosen relationships, world-class, e-business, turn-key, open-source obfuscation are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2C2B?