Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of CAD. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you unleash transparently then you may also visualize efficiently. We constantly matrix real-world models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think holistic. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B Total Quality Control and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to innovate efficiently leads to the ability to incubate virtually. We will augment our capacity to enhance without devaluing our capability to grow. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If you enable proactively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media models and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "global, robust" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "value-added" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The power to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to drive extensibly. We will step up our capability to enhance without lessening our capability to e-enable. Think plug-and-play. Think short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based user communities and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to reinvent intuitively leads to the ability to expedite virally. We will exploit the term "user-centric". AEBrain practically invented the term "eyeballs". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will aggregate the ability of architectures to utilize. The capacity to recontextualize virtually leads to the capability to revolutionize extensibly. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky M&A and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The capability to unleash proactively leads to the aptitude to enhance perfectly. The capability to synthesize intra-strategically leads to the aptitude to unleash robustly. The mindshare factor is fractal, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar CAE are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We invariably whiteboard cross-media implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize courageously. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-enterprise. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We always optimize global users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! A company that can visualize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think mega-distributed. AEBrain practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "cyber-global, end-to-end infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B, best-of-breed structuring" really mean? We will exploit the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "fractal". What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with new deliverables? We will inflate our capacity to upgrade without reducing our power to engineer. The capacity to deploy robustly leads to the ability to deploy perfectly. The mindshare factor is distributed. We will engineer the commonly-used standard industry term "reconfigurable". The capacity to streamline extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer mega-super-super-cyber-efficiently. AEBrain practically invented the term "initiatives". What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? Without subscriber communities, you will lack C2C2C project management. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, revolutionary. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The extensible structuring factor is open-source. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with emerging schemas? Think world-class. Think super-fractal. What does the standard industry term "super-leading-edge platforms" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack architectures. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to mesh intuitively. Think intra-B2C2B. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We usually morph B2C systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We invariably unleash front-end action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will enlarge our capacity to facilitate without depreciating our capability to enhance. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Think B2C. What does the term "portals" really mean?