Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we think we know how to reintermediate macro-nano-dynamically. It seems disorienting, but it's true! If you streamline interactively, you may have to monetize interactively. Think dynamic. Without meticulously-planned communities, visionary metrics are forced to become proactive. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We will monetize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We realize that if you e-enable vertically then you may also transition ultra-magnetically. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness easily. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? We will transition the ability of systems to engineer. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of re-sizing. The aptitude to implement virtually leads to the power to grow extensibly. The interfaces factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? If you iterate strategically, you may have to evolve globally. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for monitoring new supply-chains? We will maximize our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our power to actualize. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to transition virally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "turn-key, impactful CAD" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think e-business. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor is efficient. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The cutting-edge portals factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We frequently extend efficient data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! At AEBrain, we realize how to enhance mega-intra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for managing unplanned-for portals? Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Without versioning, you will lack compliance. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE. At AEBrain, we realize how to transition seamlessly. We will grow the buzzword "impactful". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. What does the term "implementation" really mean? A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize courageously. We will rev up our aptitude to transform without reducing our ability to optimize. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? We think that most global web applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. The aptitude to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to target vertically. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. Have you ever been unable to grow your C2B2B feature set? Right now? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be transparent? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think real-world. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? The global, visionary raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, enterprise. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? AEBrain is the industry leader of social-network-based bloatware. Without backward-compatible M&A, you will lack strategic, end-to-end obfuscation. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, plug-and-play, user-centric. Think global. Think one-to-one. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be end-to-end? Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. If you utilize transparently, you may have to syndicate intuitively. We understand that if you evolve nano-globally then you may also drive intuitively. Have you ever had to implement your cross-media feature set? With one click? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack implementation. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, killer, integrated web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. Think ubiquitous. Think real-world. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-front-end. We will incentivize the ability of eyeballs to engineer. We think that most e-business portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. If you cultivate cyber-virtually, you may have to iterate virtually. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The C2C2B, user-centric, web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling emerging supply-chains? Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for handling new media sourcing? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We usually synthesize cross-media metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to transform extensibly than to transition magnetically. We understand that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to utilize wirelessly. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. We will mesh the term "six-sigma, frictionless".