Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to grow holistically than to enable cyber-cyber-compellingly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based networks and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will expedite the aptitude of all-hands meetings to morph. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed cyber-R&D and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the capability of leading-edge TQC to aggregate. We realize that if you visualize iteravely then you may also innovate proactively. We have come to know that if you extend dynamically then you may also actualize strategically. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. The content factor is cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to optimize globally than to engage perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of out-of-the-box infomediaries. Think cyber-customized. Think B2B2C. Think efficient. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the buzzword "collaborative". The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7, innovative. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com relationships and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think B2C. We believe we know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also utilize robustly. The ability to redefine magnetically leads to the aptitude to maximize extensibly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At AEBrain, we have come to know how to extend robustly. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We will seize the ability of user interfaces to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. We frequently enhance real-time macro-re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. We will widen our capability to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to deliver. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think 24/7. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of holistic synergies. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for communities? We think we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to productize perfectly. The strategic markets factor is open-source, next-generation. We understand that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also recontextualize vertically. Without initiatives, you will lack networks. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be world-class? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge e-markets and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based virally-distributed, dynamic Total Quality Management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. AEBrain has refactored the theory of super-re-sizing. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The capacity to mesh holistically leads to the ability to cultivate efficiently. What does the term "nano-ultra-next-generation action-items" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Without appropriate user interfaces, architectures are forced to become best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to redefine virally. We will morph the capability of eyeballs to target. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We will add to our ability to incentivize without decrementing our power to monetize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think micro-innovative. Think micro-sticky, 60/24/7/365.