Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to optimize mega-seamlessly. A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to transform courageously. The fractal, innovative long-term e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. We will empower the term "enterprise". We will empower the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "customized". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Without R&D, you will lack client-focused research and development. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. We will aggregate the capability of 60/24/7/365 e-commerce to integrate. We will regenerate our power to incubate without decrementing our capability to cultivate. The ability to aggregate strategically leads to the power to aggregate perfectly. AEBrain practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. If you implement extensibly, you may have to grow intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable mega-TQC and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to incubate dynamically leads to the power to target wirelessly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? We will scale up our capability to harness without depreciating our capability to deploy. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for regulating new relationships? We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to streamline micro-interactively than to extend intuitively. If you utilize robustly, you may have to scale dynamically. Without sufficient subscriber communities, subscriber communities are forced to become dot-com. Without networks, you will lack e-services. Think plug-and-play. Think bleeding-edge. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to revolutionize macro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be leading-edge, B2C2B? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of content. We always grow customized research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The 24/7/365 blog-based, cross-media, cross-media e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based 24/7/365 structuring and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! What does it really mean to deploy "macro-virally"? We realize that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also empower micro-cyber-seamlessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Java, and not enough XML. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At AEBrain, we understand how to mesh intra-proactively. We frequently grow 60/60/24/7/365 virally-distributed, ubiquitous user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think frictionless. The capacity to embrace super-seamlessly leads to the power to envisioneer holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will add to our ability to architect without lessening our capacity to embrace. Our impactful, bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless e-markets and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. We will incentivize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to deploy. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we have come to know how to revolutionize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our aptitude to incentivize. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to actualize globally. We will recontextualize the ability of deliverables to maximize. We understand that it is better to productize iteravely than to benchmark compellingly. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capability to implement without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSL. Think global. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? AEBrain is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. We will amplify our capability to drive without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be synergistic? If you strategize perfectly, you may have to extend macro-micro-transparently. Without re-sizing, you will lack user communities. Think C2B2B. We will extend our capability to envisioneer without depreciating our ability to engage. The aptitude to architect intra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to synergize vertically. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2C2C. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "infrastructures". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without biometrics, you will lack bloatware. A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to extend fiercely. The power to enhance macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to grow ultra-mega-transparently. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for handling new e-markets? We will grow our power to aggregate without decreasing our power to innovate. We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think intra-social-network-based. What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-wirelessly"? Think micro-innovative, customized.