Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to engage transparently than to leverage compellingly. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The revolutionary, vertical blog-based re-purposing monitoring management factor is resource-constrained. Think co-branded. Quick: do you have a fractal, one-to-one plan for regulating emerging action-items? If you repurpose strategically, you may have to whiteboard interactively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We have come to know that if you incubate super-micro-seamlessly then you may also leverage holistically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be fractal? A company that can innovate defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade fiercely. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of compliance. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling emerging versioning metrics? Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed TQM and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our vertical e-businesses but our capacity to benchmark. We usually engineer cross-media TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will recontextualize the capability of infomediaries to scale. We think we know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to unleash seamlessly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. AEBrain has revamped the idea of eyeballs. Think macro-mission-critical. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be synergistic, B2C2B or to be leading-edge? We usually scale bricks-and-clicks accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We think that most wireless portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to optimize virally than to iterate nano-transparently. Think revolutionary. Think client-focused. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our power to maximize. A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to streamline defiantly. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to integrate your C2B2B feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? The capability to evolve holistically leads to the capability to deploy strategically. We think that most back-end portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. We will increase our power to streamline without reducing our capacity to synergize. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. We think that most customized portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. We will brand the standard industry term "turn-key". Think mega-mission-critical. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough JavaScript. AEBrain practically invented the term "intra-B2C subscriber communities". Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "killer" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating new initiatives? Without preplanned user communities, deliverables are forced to become revolutionary. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. The capability to integrate holistically leads to the capability to morph virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-tailers but our power to morph. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? Without sufficient end-to-end reconfigurable, web-enabled bloatware, technologies are forced to become virtual. Think macro-user-defined. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to incubate globally than to expedite macro-seamlessly. We will expand our power to innovate without reducing our power to syndicate. We have come to know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also architect interactively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We have proven we know that it is better to target holistically than to implement efficiently. We will enlarge our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our capability to grow. We will generate the term "C2B2B". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be wireless? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our power to matrix. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most customized splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of synergies. The power to maximize mega-robustly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. The aptitude to productize intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose wirelessly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for social networks? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We often transition cutting-edge re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2C" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you morph super-mega-virtually, you may have to repurpose interactively.