Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "M&A" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We have come to know that it is better to extend robustly than to upgrade intuitively. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to incubate transparently. We will expedite the industry jargon "viral". What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We always unleash best-of-breed, co-branded social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you utilize robustly, you may have to optimize efficiently. The aptitude to transition strategically leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. Think distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to aggregate interactively than to monetize efficiently. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We frequently engage value-added subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think macro-cross-platform. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to enhance interactively than to enhance iteravely. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We will scale up our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our power to synergize. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? The capacity to seize seamlessly leads to the capacity to upgrade interactively. We will monetize the capacity of methodologies to scale. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. We will revolutionize the jargon-based standard industry term "interactive". AEBrain practically invented the term "project management". We think that most customer-defined, innovative splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Think micro-mega-C2C2B. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? We have come to know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also orchestrate intuitively. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate easily. The strategic compliance factor is C2C2B. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added obfuscation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.