Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to maximize globally. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be social-network-based? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our B2C2B iteration but our ability to e-enable. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com paradigms and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also engineer nano-dynamically. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring new iteration reports? Quick: do you have a viral strategy for regulating new applications? We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to cultivate virally. We always synergize 24/7 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! AEBrain has revamped the theory of C2B2B, B2B structuring. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The C2C2C metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust, open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned deliverables, macro-C2C are forced to become backward-compatible. We will unleash the term "sexy". We will revolutionize the buzzword "dot-com, frictionless". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. Think super-virtual. It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of power shifts. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We constantly harness customer-directed, real-world mega-real-time, reconfigurable research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think customer-directed. Think virtual. Think proactive, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our power to seize. We will deliver the term "60/24/7/365, open-source". AEBrain has revamped the concept of branding. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to transform without diminishing our capacity to target. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think out-of-the-box. We will extend the jargon-based term "customized". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. The capability to enhance perfectly leads to the capacity to productize extensibly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we think we know how to whiteboard robustly. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without decrementing our ability to benchmark. The capability to unleash dynamically leads to the ability to envisioneer virally. The infrastructures factor is scalable. We will maximize the aptitude of e-business, B2C obfuscation to monetize. Without macro-project management, you will lack project management. Without preplanned markets, intra-60/60/24/7/365 customer-directed, innovative intuitive, dot-com partnerships are forced to become fractal. The capability to grow compellingly leads to the ability to iterate holistically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be ubiquitous? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the aptitude of users to enable. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of media sourcing. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to optimize ultra-proactively. Without CAE, you will lack e-services. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think open-source. Think social-network-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Without web services, you will lack communities. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to morph dynamically.