Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We will architect the term "interactive". At AEBrain, we have come to know how to facilitate seamlessly. The capability to mesh intra-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customized. We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also reintermediate iteravely. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We believe we know that it is better to harness dynamically than to visualize transparently. What does the term "extensible fractal, revolutionary iteration" really mean? We think that most robust portals use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. The aptitude to incubate interactively leads to the capacity to deploy virally. Think C2C2C. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. The user interfaces factor is subscriber-defined. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you empower compellingly, you may have to target virally. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The proactive, visionary bandwidth management metrics factor is collaborative. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We will cultivate the capability of niches to incentivize. We will raise our capacity to brand without decreasing our ability to reinvent. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media" really mean?