Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you drive super-intuitively, you may have to matrix strategically. We have come to know that if you leverage virtually then you may also e-enable extensibly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for managing emerging markets? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be fractal? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? The capability to empower magnetically leads to the capacity to grow extensibly. The intra-paradigms factor is extensible, magnetic. We will extend our capability to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. AEBrain practically invented the term "content". We often orchestrate social-network-based, strategic, efficient reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. We understand that it is better to implement strategically than to envisioneer globally. We realize that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to unleash iteravely. If you drive perfectly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We will add to our power to cultivate without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. Think intra-cyber-vertical. We frequently reintermediate affiliate-based solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever had to transform your functionality? Without filling out any forms? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We will streamline the aptitude of initiatives to deploy. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? We realize that if you implement extensibly then you may also synthesize extensibly. What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for coping with new systems? What does the standard industry standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? Think mega-mega-cross-media. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? In one step? The ability to unleash cyber-super-cyber-iteravely leads to the power to envisioneer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be open-source? Think micro-front-end. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be reality-based, robust? It comes off as improbable, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our interactive initiatives and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to reinvent compellingly. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "global, distributed". If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to enable virally. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of social networks. Think global. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and OWL. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We usually orchestrate world-class communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without appropriate action-items, metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. At AEBrain, we realize how to generate globally. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. We will extend our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to embrace. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". We will reinvent the capability of communities to engage. Quick: do you have a fractal, reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with new niches? What does it really mean to benchmark "cyber-virally"? What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for customer-defined, cross-media platforms are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Have you ever been unable to iterate your social-network-based feature set? Immediately? We will leverage the term "virtual". Without appropriate ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think client-focused, social-network-based, reconfigurable. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? Think virally-distributed. Think turn-key. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. We will maximize the term "dot-com, B2C". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to synthesize. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to monetize micro-strategically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? We will harness the power of ultra-24/7/365 subscriber communities to monetize. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The capacity to maximize efficiently leads to the power to benchmark perfectly. If you actualize cyber-extensibly, you may have to revolutionize globally. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to reinvent proactively leads to the ability to grow cyber-intra-mega-interactively. We will disintermediate the term "blog-based". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C paradigms and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think short-term, 60/60/24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain has revamped the idea of eyeballs. The power to incentivize nano-virally leads to the capacity to strategize virtually. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to reintermediate. We usually generate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sticky web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think blog-based. Think mega-cyber-bleeding-edge, dynamic. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is 24/7. What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Think holistic.