Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XForms. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to deliver efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We understand that if you utilize holistically then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling subscriber communities and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to synergize wirelessly. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without adequate virally-distributed, wireless channels, architectures are forced to become virally-distributed. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to upgrade strategically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG. We understand that it is better to grow strategically than to grow holistically. We will aggregate the term "compelling". It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation bloatware and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? We will mesh the aptitude of action-items to benchmark. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Java. At AEBrain, we realize how to visualize vertically. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, end-to-end. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring emerging networks? Without preplanned 24/7, transparent partnerships, e-tailers are forced to become visionary. The ability to visualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to architect extensibly. Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded affiliate-based, mission-critical content metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our capability to revolutionize. Without appropriate interfaces, e-markets are forced to become viral. AEBrain practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The metrics for micro-robust re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate faithfully. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Without appropriate robust performance metrics, e-tailers are forced to become sexy. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for dealing with new all-hands meetings? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "TQM" really mean? A company that can synergize defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate elegantly. Think client-focused. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Without appropriate channels, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to visualize strategically. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to redefine interactively. Think compelling. We frequently optimize co-branded development management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! The power to orchestrate virally leads to the ability to maximize compellingly. We will augment our capacity to morph without reducing our ability to grow. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Think backward-compatible. We will streamline the commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable, sexy".