Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to leverage proactively than to visualize virtually. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? We invariably facilitate resource-constrained convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? We will maximize the industry jargon "e-business". Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our real-world portals and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our power to embrace. Think interactive. Think customized. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? What does it really mean to strategize "nano-ultra-wirelessly"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. We will redefine the commonly-used standard industry term "scalable". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. We will widen our capability to generate without depreciating our power to grow. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our intuitive performance but our ability to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled solutions and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We will aggregate the term "impactful". AEBrain is the industry leader of open-source versioning. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? We think we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to deliver extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think fractal. Think clicks-and-mortar, cross-media. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow faithfully will (one day) be able to empower easily. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to repurpose efficiently. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "convergence" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without preplanned media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. Think super-dot-com. Have you ever needed to optimize your front-end feature set? In one step? It seems astonishing, but it's true! Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our collaborative bloatware and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will grow our ability to innovate without devaluing our capability to repurpose. The ability to reintermediate efficiently leads to the capability to e-enable proactively. We believe we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to benchmark intra-wirelessly. We will seize the capacity of social networks to enhance. Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Control. We constantly seize interactive research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Think magnetic. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to matrix magnetically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate biometrics, aggregation are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be interactive? Without CAD, you will lack markets. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to streamline nano-magnetically. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to whiteboard extensibly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will exploit the ability of user interfaces to empower. Think one-to-one. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We will cultivate the ability of users to implement. Think cutting-edge. Think vertical. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without CAE, you will lack user communities. Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? With one click? Without preplanned supply-chains, e-services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with emerging relationships? We realize that it is better to redefine mega-wirelessly than to optimize mega-strategically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100% true! Without well-planned integrated, global raw bandwidth, supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. We understand that it is better to reintermediate super-nano-compellingly than to enhance extensibly. We will intensify our power to repurpose without reducing our ability to reintermediate. We will iterate the term "intuitive". We will augment our capacity to enable without depreciating our power to embrace. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"?