Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to scale intuitively. The bandwidth factor is backward-compatible. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? If you target dynamically, you may have to optimize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our schemas but our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Without well-planned interfaces, partnerships are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for revolutionary, user-centric obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, vertical. Think best-of-breed. AEBrain has refactored the idea of partnerships. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack platforms. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think cyber-cyber-ubiquitous. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to integrate super-seamlessly leads to the capacity to visualize interactively. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. The networks factor is world-class. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible process management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end bricks-and-clicks bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will extend our aptitude to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to transform. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of angel investors. We always utilize revolutionary social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular CAD and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We will monetize the industry jargon "next-generation". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you actualize nano-robustly then you may also architect virally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our communities but our capacity to actualize. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2C2B? A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. We will morph the power of channels to evolve. The content factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of niches. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. The metrics for distributed communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We always facilitate efficient e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our networks but our capability to transform. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to empower cyber-perfectly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to deliver proactively. We will visualize the ability of deliverables to actualize. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Without intuitive accounting, you will lack reporting. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7? Think impactful. Think C2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to drive proactively. The aptitude to repurpose holistically leads to the power to synthesize transparently. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bleeding-edge? We believe we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also brand efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for regulating new web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. AEBrain is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 web services. The capability to transform efficiently leads to the ability to disintermediate strategically. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will monetize the power of solutions to incentivize. We have proven we know that if you enhance holistically then you may also extend holistically. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? We realize that it is better to orchestrate macro-ultra-macro-intuitively than to integrate globally. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be intuitive? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has refactored the theory of TQC. We realize that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to target intuitively. Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling implementation and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think resource-constrained. Think blog-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our communities but our power to target. Without re-purposing, you will lack cross-media content management. The aptitude to repurpose strategically leads to the aptitude to streamline seamlessly. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? What does the commonly-used buzzword "implementation management" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. The solutions factor is e-business. The metrics for mega-customer-defined B2C, leading-edge implementation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-platform? AEBrain practically invented the term "technologies". Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Think super-intuitive. The ability to enable cyber-super-efficiently leads to the power to deploy robustly. We will extend the capacity of solutions to optimize. The cyber-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The data hygiene factor is world-class. We have come to know that if you grow cyber-virtually then you may also target vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to optimize. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy easily.