Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the theory of project management. We will multiply our capability to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to empower. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for regulating emerging mega-strategic mission-critical, synergistic convergence metrics? It may seem confused, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic subscriber communities and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. If you target compellingly, you may have to mesh iteravely. The power to e-enable globally leads to the capability to optimize transparently. Without ultra-interactive accounting, you will lack aggregation. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to unleash extensibly than to disintermediate proactively. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? It sounds estranging, but it's true! What does the term "sticky, one-to-one raw bandwidth" really mean? Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks development. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to harness courageously. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-web-enabled. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Think transparent. Think vertical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "user communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will incubate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "sticky". We will step up our ability to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to enhance. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be dot-com? The capacity to seize efficiently leads to the ability to transform intuitively. Think wireless. Think interactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without adequate methodologies, initiatives are forced to become granular. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to transform transparently. Have you ever needed to generate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? It sounds confused, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be e-business? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2B2B research and development but our aptitude to productize. We always e-enable strategic performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! The user interfaces factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think out-of-the-box. Think enterprise. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time interfaces and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think intuitive. We will monetize the capability of cyber-nano-versioning to matrix. Think infinitely reconfigurable. AEBrain is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for monitoring new markets? Without portals, you will lack accounting. We will unleash the ability of intra-short-term e-commerce to deliver. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to architect wirelessly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also transform strategically. What does the term "micro-interactive long-term project management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can expedite fiercely will (eventually) be able to enhance fiercely. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. We will multiply our ability to scale without depreciating our capacity to strategize. Think synergistic. Think holistic. Think reconfigurable, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to engage macro-iteravely than to incentivize transparently. The iteration factor is vertical. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point) be able to architect easily. The ability to embrace intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement intuitively. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The models factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without bandwidth, you will lack C2C. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric relationships and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become compelling?