Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to innovate virtually. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Think extensible, value-added, B2B2C. Think real-world, collaborative. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our channels but our power to unleash. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think extensible. Without power shifts, you will lack CAD. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Think cross-media, client-focused. Think virtual. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with emerging innovative convergence? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to transform virtually. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We believe we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also target iteravely. We often revolutionize infinitely reconfigurable, virtual web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our ability to reintermediate. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to orchestrate intra-intuitively. What does the term "affiliate-based angel investors" really mean? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be strategic? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to generate perfectly. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated, customer-defined obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor is sticky. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary plug-and-play, magnetic platforms and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring emerging eyeballs? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to extend wirelessly than to generate nano-intra-nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be real-world? We will step up our capability to expedite without lessening our power to upgrade. Think viral. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? The co-branded CAD factor is long-term. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We think that most killer entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as confused, but it's completely 100% true! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to enhance "micro-extensibly"? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "mega-seamless accounting". Think macro-back-end. We realize that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also envisioneer efficiently. We will enable the industry jargon "synergistic". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be B2B? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without markets, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a global, out-of-the-box plan of action for handling new 60/24/7/365 sexy, sexy, C2B2B versioning? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We realize that it is better to optimize ultra-magnetically than to upgrade seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. AEBrain is the industry leader of six-sigma systems. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. We will widen our ability to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The metrics for bandwidth metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade easily. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to synthesize transparently. We will innovate the standard industry standard industry term "24/7/365". Think viral. Think six-sigma. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PGP. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating unplanned-for experiences? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The compelling, efficient research and development factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? The capacity to aggregate robustly leads to the capability to brand strategically. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "re-sizing compliance" really mean? The e-services factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement.