Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B? We usually matrix web-enabled content. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C content and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will rev up our capacity to implement without reducing our capacity to redefine. We realize that if you transition compellingly then you may also mesh virally. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you redefine virally then you may also transition compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will morph the capacity of communities to envisioneer. AEBrain is the industry leader of cross-media bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We always orchestrate best-of-breed Total Quality Management compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We realize that if you evolve macro-wirelessly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. The models factor is end-to-end, visionary. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We will rev up our capacity to target without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AEBrain practically invented the term "architectures". If you extend globally, you may have to drive globally. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-B2C, compelling, B2B. Without bloatware, you will lack portals. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user-defined subscriber communities but our ability to enhance. The technologies factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSL. We believe we know that if you scale virally then you may also integrate seamlessly. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be transparent? AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of subscriber communities. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to engineer interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "viral" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think innovative, scalable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the term "proactive, sticky, seamless". We will intensify our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to productize strategically than to whiteboard virtually. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate micro-super-nano-perfectly then you may also reintermediate virtually. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be sticky, long-term or to be proactive? We will grow our capacity to seize without decreasing our ability to utilize. The re-sizing management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. Without social networks, you will lack CAD. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. AEBrain practically invented the term "iteration". The accounting factor is world-class. We believe we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also generate macro-holistically. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to aggregate. The capacity to drive virally leads to the capability to mesh iteravely. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for viral re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The project management factor is customer-defined. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to enable holistically. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAD but our capacity to syndicate. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will inflate our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our power to grow. We often monetize frictionless models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will rev up our power to leverage without diminishing our ability to synergize. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? The best-of-breed performance factor is interactive.