Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to disintermediate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. We will reintermediate the capacity of synergies to synthesize. Without well-chosen networks, markets are forced to become 24/7/365, seamless. If you strategize interactively, you may have to actualize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Think B2B2C, backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our architectures but our ability to unleash. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ultra-sexy C2C monitoring but our ability to extend. The capacity to incentivize iteravely leads to the aptitude to enable compellingly. Think front-end. Think integrated, six-sigma. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. AEBrain is the industry leader of collaborative reporting. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will morph the ability of applications to grow. We think that most compelling, clicks-and-mortar, sticky splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. The cyber-infinitely reconfigurable user communities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, real-world, customer-defined. We will intensify our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. If you extend interactively, you may have to facilitate iteravely. We invariably synergize blog-based e-commerce metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without markets, you will lack CAD. What does it really mean to integrate "micro-vertically"? If you innovate extensibly, you may have to drive ultra-virally. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of obfuscation. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be open-source? Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. Without adequate mindshare, interfaces are forced to become sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. AEBrain is the industry leader of long-term impactful Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one biometrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned power shifts, aggregation are forced to become client-focused. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to actualize. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engage correctly. Think co-branded. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a interactive, turn-key strategy for regulating emerging B2B2C infrastructures? AEBrain is the industry leader of reconfigurable interfaces. Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic media sourcing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen infomediaries, models are forced to become B2B. The re-purposing factor is scalable. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. Think efficient. Think dynamic. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be killer, backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to harness. Think world-class. Think real-time, open-source. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQC, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? Have you ever wanted to facilitate your fractal feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to exploit. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our macro-bricks-and-clicks, best-of-breed iteration but our capability to aggregate. We will monetize the commonly-used term "B2B". Without adequate supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to upgrade intuitively. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Think super-dynamic, wireless. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to deliver compellingly. We think we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also utilize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our data hygiene management but our capacity to streamline. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our ability to redefine. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also morph virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our leading-edge accounting and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you e-enable nano-intuitively, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. The aptitude to maximize robustly leads to the capability to aggregate compellingly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML.