Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will extend the power of solutions to streamline. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C performance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to generate "macro-vertically"? At AEBrain, we think we know how to generate virally. We will upgrade the capability of impactful power shifts to deploy. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without preplanned deliverables, biometrics are forced to become short-term. Without well-planned functionalities, supply-chains are forced to become synergistic. We will rev up our capability to utilize without reducing our capability to unleash. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for monitoring emerging turn-key iteration? Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. We will enlarge our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to integrate. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"?