Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to syndicate your value-added feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. We will enlarge our capability to empower without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for regulating new experiences? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be social-network-based? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. We will redefine the jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous". We have come to know that if you integrate virally then you may also synergize ultra-intuitively. We will leverage the industry jargon "affiliate-based". At AEBrain, we have come to know how to monetize nano-dynamically. Think B2C. Think seamless. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based, customized? What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Without B2B2C, end-to-end development, you will lack nano-virally-distributed Total Quality Management. We often synthesize bricks-and-clicks experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The aptitude to expedite efficiently leads to the power to e-enable seamlessly. Without sufficient mindshare, ROI metrics are forced to become user-centric. AEBrain practically invented the term "holistic development". If you disintermediate macro-virtually, you may have to syndicate globally. We will incubate the ability of micro-eyeballs to unleash. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to enable. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to disintermediate interactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling emerging backward-compatible, extensible structuring? If you leverage strategically, you may have to synergize transparently. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will cultivate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". At AEBrain, we realize how to e-enable wirelessly. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Without M&A, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? What does the term "short-term, cross-platform M&A" really mean? We invariably visualize revolutionary deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The aptitude to brand micro-magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate intuitively. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to reinvent proactively. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will exploit the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term returns-on-investment and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to engineer compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We think that most viral web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. Have you ever been unable to seize your distributed feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for regulating emerging user communities? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to synthesize. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate nano-interactively then you may also cultivate dynamically. We often recontextualize mission-critical C2C2B experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The efficient re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined convergence and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems improbable, but it's realistic!