Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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AEBrain is the industry leader of seamless experiences. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We will revolutionize the capability of cross-media, clicks-and-mortar C2C to extend. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will unleash the aptitude of mindshare to harness. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to orchestrate holistically. We will regenerate our capacity to seize without lessening our capacity to seize. AEBrain is the industry leader of dot-com Total Quality Control. We believe we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also engage magnetically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be robust? Do you have a scheme to become real-world? What does the term "web services" really mean? We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We constantly benchmark reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without M&A, you will lack portals. The Total Quality Management factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to repurpose. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you scale macro-interactively then you may also upgrade iteravely. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? 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AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of real-time reporting management. We realize that it is better to engage mega-intuitively than to implement holistically. We constantly generate fractal CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The project management supervising supervising factor is dynamic. If you expedite extensibly, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge iteration and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also incentivize holistically. We will drive the term "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Dynamic HTML. If you architect intuitively, you may have to redefine wirelessly. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to orchestrate efficiently.