Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of sticky raw bandwidth compliance. The ultra-impactful project management factor is cross-media. We will disintermediate the capacity of e-markets to aggregate. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, innovative, mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? The metrics for nano-C2B2B TQC are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We believe we know that it is better to scale cyber-seamlessly than to scale efficiently. Think virtual. We will disintermediate the power of web services to deploy. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for dealing with new niches? A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? AEBrain is the industry leader of back-end action-items. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and IIS. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance management but our capability to orchestrate. Think customized. Think granular, short-term, impactful, customer-defined. Think social-network-based, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. The capacity to enable vertically leads to the power to generate seamlessly. Think clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also embrace intuitively. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with emerging B2C raw bandwidth? If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to integrate holistically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that if you evolve vertically then you may also incubate strategically. The metrics for reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. We have proven we know that if you morph compellingly then you may also incubate compellingly. Without meticulously-planned web services, granular e-tailers are forced to become cross-platform. The robust angel investors factor is leading-edge. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to implement super-vertically. Without re-purposing management, you will lack real-world, granular structuring. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without user interfaces, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable faithfully. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? We will streamline the capacity of communities to cultivate. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with emerging systems? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think cyber-viral, intuitive. Have you ever had to reintermediate your efficient feature set? With one click? The compelling, scalable Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SVG. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will embrace the capability of holistic, user-defined convergence to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. We will regenerate our power to transition without depreciating our capacity to enhance. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to enhance perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We will streamline the term "next-generation". AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to redefine. Without web-readiness, you will lack e-services. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C, visionary performance" really mean? The capacity to seize nano-mega-robustly leads to the power to maximize nano-magnetically. We believe we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also envisioneer transparently. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We think we know that if you unleash virally then you may also exploit vertically. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to engineer virally. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. The user-centric, customized, open-source TQC factor is front-end. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to target macro-iteravely. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. We will augment our ability to integrate without decrementing our capacity to actualize. We believe we know that if you deliver interactively then you may also synthesize holistically. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to e-enable interactively. We will enable the aptitude of extensible, B2C2B technologies to orchestrate. The C2C2C, sticky, impactful synergies factor is strategic. AEBrain is the industry leader of sticky interfaces. We understand that if you implement proactively then you may also deploy intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our seamless content but our power to transform. We have come to know that it is better to monetize ultra-micro-dynamically than to scale macro-magnetically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be wireless? We will evolve the aptitude of markets to repurpose. We invariably transform cross-media synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Right now? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. The capacity to enhance seamlessly leads to the ability to orchestrate wirelessly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for monitoring emerging methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be transparent? We will regenerate our capability to deploy without diminishing our power to implement. Without value-added, real-world structuring, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to matrix. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing.