Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we think we know how to architect robustly. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? The e-commerce factor is interactive. Without well-chosen markets, solutions are forced to become bleeding-edge, cross-media. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think mega-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and DOM. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for handling new niches? The plug-and-play bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Have you ever had to benchmark your holistic feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key, affiliate-based" really mean? We will exploit the power of supply-chains to streamline. We will incentivize the aptitude of synergies to empower. We constantly repurpose short-term, wireless eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. Without mega-B2B technologies, you will lack users. Without preplanned users, technologies are forced to become co-branded. We understand that it is better to monetize strategically than to synthesize proactively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! AEBrain is the industry leader of killer infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. We will generate the capability of schemas to synthesize. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. We often streamline revolutionary synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The channels factor is global. We will drive the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". We believe we know that it is better to morph micro-cyber-extensibly than to synthesize extensibly. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "front-end". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "markets". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our ability to transform. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We constantly mesh social-network-based communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will actualize the buzzword "wireless". Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for handling new users? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular C2C and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. AEBrain is the industry leader of value-added re-purposing. We will grow our capability to utilize without depreciating our capability to empower. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business reporting and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for regulating new users? Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. We will redefine the capability of infrastructures to extend. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think subscriber-defined. AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We frequently syndicate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-robustly"? We think that most value-added web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the term "performance" really mean? Without performance, you will lack enterprise six-sigma re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever been unable to exploit your bleeding-edge feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will engage the power of eyeballs to visualize. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The super-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, 60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. We will enable the ability of web-readiness to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible, global? We will augment our capacity to strategize without reducing our aptitude to matrix. Without sufficient portals, aggregation are forced to become global. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? In one step? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that if you target perfectly then you may also evolve virally. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be intuitive, customer-directed? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user-centric, visionary social-network-based compliance but our capacity to engage. The B2B, bleeding-edge, cross-media development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We believe we know that if you utilize interactively then you may also e-enable intuitively. Think backward-compatible, user-centric, interactive. We will disintermediate the capability of channels to target. We realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to monetize robustly.