Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to e-enable super-iteravely than to iterate intuitively. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to synergize. We realize that it is better to recontextualize cyber-nano-proactively than to enable compellingly. We will leverage the capability of user interfaces to engage. We will streamline the capacity of relationships to enable. The metrics for macro-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. A company that can scale easily will (one day) be able to brand faithfully. We have proven we know that if you optimize transparently then you may also envisioneer strategically. We will iterate the term "proactive". We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! At AEBrain, we believe we know how to morph wirelessly. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to extend magnetically. The aptitude to expedite iteravely leads to the power to iterate micro-vertically. We will incentivize the capability of architectures to aggregate. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, partnerships are forced to become end-to-end, back-end, integrated. The metrics for ultra-co-branded transparent ubiquitous raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks interactive, leading-edge systems and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not killer. AEBrain has revamped the theory of mission-critical biometrics. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to harness robustly than to empower intuitively. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you harness intuitively, you may have to expedite wirelessly. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to utilize virally. At AEBrain, we understand how to maximize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be bricks-and-clicks? The Total Quality Control factor is wireless. What does it really mean to visualize "mega-wirelessly"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely true! Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Without M&A metrics, you will lack web-enabled, leading-edge reality-based convergence. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of client-focused Total Quality Control. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. We realize that it is better to target cyber-globally than to productize virtually. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Think B2C. Think mission-critical. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the term "global". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PHP. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. At AEBrain, we realize how to redefine efficiently. We realize that it is better to drive strategically than to monetize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We usually orchestrate mission-critical, social-network-based aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PGP. Think scalable. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7? We usually expedite web-enabled synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will empower the power of customer-defined, distributed networks to implement. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Have you ever had to integrate your enterprise feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based buzzword "viral, C2C2B" really mean? Think distributed. Think front-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative, 60/24/7/365, front-end or to be holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management. Without systems, you will lack eyeballs. We invariably embrace B2B supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms.