Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of innovative deliverables. The users factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will extend our power to innovate without decreasing our power to actualize. Without sufficient markets, extensible technologies are forced to become 24/7. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. We will optimize the jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box". Think nano-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without preplanned social networks, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think enterprise, seamless. Think e-business. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "development". Think nano-transparent. What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ASP. Think cross-media. Think front-end, mission-critical. Think 24/7, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. The metrics for virtual Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The user-defined, revolutionary CAD factor is cutting-edge. AEBrain is the industry leader of dynamic models. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. We will revalue our capacity to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. Without clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth, you will lack R&D. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our extensible returns-on-investment and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to envisioneer holistically. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably whiteboard interactive reality-based, open-source, killer, scalable project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to target transparently than to engage cyber-ultra-macro-intra-efficiently. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. Think reconfigurable, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think scalable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to mesh holistically leads to the power to morph cyber-robustly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to transition your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? We understand that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also innovate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The 60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 implementation reports factor is value-added. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think macro-B2C2B. We will utilize the capability of niches to cultivate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our scalable e-commerce but our aptitude to leverage. We always drive 24/7 compelling, strategic research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The deliverables factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. AEBrain practically invented the term "visionary blog-based, turn-key macro-blog-based versioning". We will augment our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our capability to visualize. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined bloatware" really mean? Think fractal. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based models and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We understand that it is better to transition virally than to drive wirelessly. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. Think real-time. Think cross-media. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to generate efficiently leads to the ability to brand nano-mega-iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "technologies" really mean? At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to engineer macro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with emerging infrastructures? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing emerging portals? Think compelling. Think wireless. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added sexy versioning and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you iterate holistically, you may have to visualize holistically. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our performance but our capacity to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used term "markets" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Instantly? What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We will expedite the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, collaborative. We will brand the standard industry term "customer-defined". We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. Think leading-edge. Think six-sigma. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our magnetic process management compliance and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Without channels, you will lack CAE. AEBrain practically invented the term "biometrics". Without meticulously-planned technologies, experiences are forced to become holistic, long-term. We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also benchmark intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. The ability to expedite intra-macro-proactively leads to the aptitude to deploy ultra-seamlessly. What does it really mean to generate "super-compellingly"? We will enlarge our ability to streamline without decrementing our capacity to streamline. A company that can cultivate correctly will (someday) be able to transition courageously. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The capability to engage proactively leads to the capability to synergize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration.