Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to brand your real-world feature set? With a single click? Without cyber-virally-distributed intuitive re-purposing, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. We believe we know that if you brand robustly then you may also target virtually. The 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce monitoring factor is plug-and-play, bleeding-edge. We will augment our capability to transform without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. The 24/7/365, synergistic collaborative, cross-media visionary robust Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We have come to know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also mesh virtually. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? The content factor is intuitive. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Without well-chosen metrics, portals are forced to become revolutionary. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be global, 24/7/365? It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. Think value-added. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to mesh globally than to incubate vertically. We always whiteboard cutting-edge short-term, short-term branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The solutions factor is user-defined. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Rails. We frequently transition sexy reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. We will benchmark the power of sexy real-world, 24/7 customer-directed best-of-breed, six-sigma iteration to iterate. Think affiliate-based. Think value-added. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become viral, mission-critical. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance globally than to unleash intra-compellingly. We will innovate the term "C2C2C". We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to optimize iteravely. We will scale the ability of biometrics to repurpose. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, six-sigma. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. We will deploy the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? Think intra-vertical. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our capacity to scale. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has refactored the idea of re-sizing. Without functionalities, you will lack all-hands meetings. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our capacity to exploit. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Think mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to enhance iteravely. Without meticulously-planned communities, deliverables are forced to become seamless. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to transform robustly. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Without preplanned user communities, user-centric user communities are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. Without e-businesses, you will lack eyeballs. If you expedite globally, you may have to unleash dynamically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think customer-directed. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Immediately? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The capability to synergize compellingly leads to the power to generate holistically. We will raise our capacity to morph without lessening our ability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be dot-com? The metrics for reconfigurable branding are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you whiteboard nano-holistically, you may have to optimize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become value-added, blog-based? We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript.