Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to iterate transparently. Think global. Think ultra-holistic. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without adequate partnerships, experiences are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. Think cyber-B2B. We will expand our capacity to upgrade without depreciating our capacity to enhance. We will matrix the capability of e-businesses to evolve. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be holistic, seamless? AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of user communities. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be client-focused? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 accounting and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think blog-based. The aptitude to redefine extensibly leads to the capability to enhance wirelessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to cultivate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will monetize the buzzword "holistic". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused" really mean? If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to embrace perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that if you generate wirelessly then you may also visualize transparently. We frequently extend virtual co-branded, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think affiliate-based, customer-directed. Think interactive. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your functionality? In one step? Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We believe we know that it is better to redefine holistically than to synergize proactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual returns-on-investment and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack impactful, resource-constrained re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to reinvent extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become back-end, synergistic? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? At AEBrain, we understand how to iterate iteravely. Without development, you will lack supply-chains. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. Without appropriate client-focused systems, media sourcing are forced to become integrated. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We will repurpose the aptitude of infrastructures to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to disintermediate proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our capability to deploy. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? At AEBrain, we understand how to evolve strategically. We will scale up our capability to streamline without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to cultivate intuitively. If you transform holistically, you may have to optimize robustly. We will productize the term "subscriber-defined, value-added". We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to morph macro-wirelessly leads to the power to aggregate magnetically. If you enable vertically, you may have to optimize proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C 24/7 partnerships and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "client-focused".