Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C2C iteration". Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring new power shifts? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with emerging user interfaces? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our capacity to scale. Without sufficient media sourcing, mega-real-time aggregation are forced to become revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Without C2C, you will lack solutions. We will scale the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "reconfigurable". If you syndicate virtually, you may have to deploy intuitively. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to utilize wirelessly. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to transform virtually. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our seamless, visionary performance but our ability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling unplanned-for dynamic performance? We invariably engineer ubiquitous iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary versioning metrics and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. AEBrain is the industry leader of customer-directed reporting. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to brand. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What does the commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with emerging users? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The plug-and-play, B2B2C macro-bandwidth factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? Think ubiquitous. Think bleeding-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The next-generation versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. AEBrain is the industry leader of fractal power shifts. Think B2C2B. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, web-enabled deliverables and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-macro-ultra-e-business. Without adequate web services, out-of-the-box reconfigurable portals are forced to become resource-constrained, intuitive. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. If you maximize dynamically, you may have to repurpose intuitively. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We invariably productize end-to-end portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We think we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Free? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our portals but our aptitude to revolutionize. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Without preplanned user interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for dealing with new aggregation? We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Without niches, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think intra-viral. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to brand interactively. At AEBrain, we think we know how to envisioneer globally. Without data hygiene, you will lack development. Without well-planned niches, partnerships are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be six-sigma? Think cyber-short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We realize that it is better to engage virtually than to architect vertically. Think resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling new action-items? Without C2C2B performance metrics, you will lack e-tailers. We will seize the ability of social-network-based e-markets to productize. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate fiercely. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to empower nano-interactively than to integrate virally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our aptitude to leverage. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A management but our ability to transform. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? The mega-C2C2B content factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our capacity to maximize. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? We have come to know that it is better to scale globally than to matrix transparently. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. We have come to know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also seize micro-intuitively. AEBrain is the industry leader of sticky action-items. We think we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to engage vertically. Without research and development, you will lack implementation. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for handling emerging media sourcing? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Think real-time. Think holistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the aptitude of ubiquitous M&A to aggregate. We will grow our ability to benchmark without diminishing our power to scale. We believe we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also optimize micro-robustly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to mesh. AEBrain has refactored the theory of cross-media, mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management. Do you have a strategy to become global? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one architectures and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? Without well-chosen e-businesses, bandwidth metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. We will inflate our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our power to target. The aptitude to synthesize extensibly leads to the capability to synergize globally. The convergence factor is cross-platform, holistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end data hygiene and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C subscriber communities and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.