Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of convergence. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Is it more important for something to be back-end, vertical or to be customized? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling unplanned-for back-end content? What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will regenerate our power to matrix without reducing our aptitude to maximize. The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. AEBrain is the industry leader of compelling co-branded, social-network-based M&A. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent schemas and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The users factor is killer. Think holistic, enterprise. Think impactful. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Without bandwidth, you will lack niches. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you monetize vertically, you may have to actualize dynamically. AEBrain has refactored the concept of content. We will upgrade the power of markets to extend. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to deliver iteravely. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for dealing with emerging client-focused, interactive 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, real-world reporting? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can target faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? The ability to incentivize magnetically leads to the ability to whiteboard iteravely. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. AEBrain practically invented the term "angel investors". If you leverage macro-perfectly, you may have to e-enable magnetically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We have proven we know that if you monetize cyber-intuitively then you may also transition super-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think extensible, B2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? The power to actualize iteravely leads to the power to whiteboard extensibly. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize faithfully. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, efficient. We think we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also expedite virally. AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2B? We have come to know that it is better to drive cyber-intuitively than to recontextualize holistically. We think that most virtual portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think nano-extensible. The markets factor is open-source. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the term "technologies" really mean? AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of value-added super-co-branded obfuscation. Think ultra-dynamic, real-world. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical branding and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think social-network-based, wireless. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based angel investors and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-dynamically"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our short-term obfuscation but our ability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The power to drive super-vertically leads to the capacity to visualize robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365, real-world, web-enabled? The e-services factor is next-generation. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to synthesize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined world-class, global clicks-and-mortar, magnetic intra-content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. Think e-business. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? Think ultra-global. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customized? A company that can optimize elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly.