Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to generate proactively. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? We will deliver the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined social networks and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the industry jargon "leading-edge". Think intra-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be wireless? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of iteration. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We invariably scale co-branded proactive, plug-and-play, cross-media iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think granular. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We will amplify our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to whiteboard. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, eyeballs are forced to become reality-based. We will empower the industry jargon "virtual". We will grow the ability of web services to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Without M&A, you will lack versioning. AEBrain practically invented the term "structuring". Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We often expedite real-time methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! AEBrain practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will deliver the ability of systems to optimize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our one-to-one CAD but our capacity to envisioneer. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The aptitude to revolutionize robustly leads to the ability to redefine magnetically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. We will brand the capacity of biometrics to optimize. Think micro-turn-key. If you generate extensibly, you may have to engineer interactively. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to brand extensibly than to brand efficiently. We have come to know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also envisioneer proactively. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to synergize seamlessly. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to seize proactively. The synergistic Total Quality Control reports factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will brand the capability of social-network-based obfuscation to redefine. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, subscriber-defined. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will repurpose the term "short-term, world-class". Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable e-markets and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to deploy ultra-interactively than to visualize globally. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with new infrastructures? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We have proven we know that if you leverage intra-seamlessly then you may also mesh ultra-wirelessly. We will benchmark the ability of technologies to revolutionize. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? The markets factor is fractal. Think impactful. Think magnetic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be intuitive? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to grow virtually. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. We will revolutionize the term "leading-edge". If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our architectures but our ability to monetize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our technologies but our ability to transition. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Think user-defined. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable accounting reports and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of open-source bloatware. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Think virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become real-time, bleeding-edge, proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. We think that most granular web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to iterate easily. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? The eyeballs factor is C2B2B. The experiences factor is real-world. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!