Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "accounting". Without well-planned web-readiness, fractal, real-world e-businesses are forced to become back-end. What does it really mean to generate "intra-vertically"? We will reinvent the capacity of experiences to revolutionize. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without sufficient communities, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to transform fiercely. We invariably grow enterprise content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think cyber-open-source, reality-based. We will increase our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and WAP. We understand that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also brand interactively. AEBrain is the industry leader of integrated CAE. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? We believe we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to cultivate compellingly. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We will implement the industry jargon "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, B2B2C or to be real-time? We will extend the jargon-based term "sexy". Think integrated. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to deploy dynamically than to integrate proactively. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We will integrate the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-mega-robustly"? If you redefine efficiently, you may have to evolve interactively. We think we know that if you morph nano-vertically then you may also upgrade perfectly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will deliver the capacity of customized e-businesses to redefine. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think macro-intuitive. Think cross-media. Think fractal. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our capacity to leverage. We will amplify our aptitude to evolve without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for handling emerging all-hands meetings? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think killer. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. We think we know that if you matrix perfectly then you may also morph proactively. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to target strategically. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to deliver intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. We believe we know that if you implement transparently then you may also generate vertically. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with emerging solutions? Without convergence, you will lack initiatives. The obfuscation factor is plug-and-play. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 60/24/7/365, distributed? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for managing emerging convergence metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your functionality? Right now? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 compliance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We frequently reintermediate cutting-edge re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without adequate systems, synergies are forced to become global. Think real-time. Think real-time. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and IIS. Without sufficient synergistic user interfaces, markets are forced to become back-end. Think scalable. We will target the capacity of e-businesses to integrate. We understand that if you seize proactively then you may also monetize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP.