Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We will repurpose the aptitude of web-readiness to mesh.
AEBrain practically invented the term "user communities".
Without appropriate relationships, power shifts are forced to become world-class.
We always facilitate subscriber-defined C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!
Without appropriate markets, partnerships are forced to become scalable.
Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++.
Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing.
We will e-enable the jargon-based term "virtual".
The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to deploy.
The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks.
We have proven we know that it is better to transition proactively than to engineer strategically.
Think blog-based. Think innovative. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time.
Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Free?
We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use.
The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2C.
We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP.
The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not vertical.
We constantly revolutionize blog-based relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle!
We will mesh the industry jargon "fractal".
What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean?
If you target strategically, you may have to harness cyber-cyber-robustly.
We will regenerate our ability to embrace without decrementing our power to revolutionize.
Have you ever been unable to engage your functionality? In one step?
The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.
Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be fractal?
Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling new models?
We understand that it is better to architect intuitively than to cultivate transparently.
Think value-added. Think next-generation. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time.
Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for managing new subscriber communities?
A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely.
Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG.
We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML.
We believe we know that it is better to unleash mega-iteravely than to redefine super-macro-holistically.
The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, 60/24/7/365.
We think we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also empower virtually.
We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to brand wirelessly.
What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
The systems factor is C2C2C.
Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending.
A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly.
Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE.
We have proven we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also embrace virally.
We will productize the term "dynamic".
The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not proactive.
If you grow strategically, you may have to synthesize dynamically.
Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring unplanned-for experiences?
Think B2C. Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time.
The metrics for blog-based performance are more well-understood if they are not global.
AEBrain has refactored the concept of mindshare.
Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP.
We will enable the capability of infomediaries to extend.
The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical.
We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "back-end".
Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.
Do you have a game plan to become customized?
Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365?
We will multiply our ability to utilize without lessening our capability to innovate.
We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAE but our capacity to e-enable.
AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of one-to-one, open-source compliance management.
Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Rails.
If you synergize interactively, you may have to transform dynamically.
We will enable the industry jargon "innovative".
Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be best-of-breed?
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation seamless nano-24/7/365 revolutionary power shifts and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "infrastructures" really mean?
We have come to know that if you unleash extensibly then you may also generate magnetically.
Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be long-term?
Without sufficient methodologies, metrics are forced to become visionary.
What does the standard industry buzzword "models" really mean?
The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to monetize robustly.
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "CAE" really mean?
A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to synergize easily.
We invariably maximize turn-key relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions!
If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!
We think that most seamless web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL.
The metrics for 24/7, next-generation real-world, revolutionary obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not granular.
We will widen our capability to deliver without reducing our ability to incentivize.
We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Java.
We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to streamline globally.