Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to architect macro-macro-efficiently. We understand that it is better to seize iteravely than to transition strategically. Think dynamic, frictionless. Think out-of-the-box, frictionless. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our aptitude to drive without devaluing our ability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative extensible project management supervising" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to generate easily. Think extensible. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive compelling, user-defined TQC and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. AEBrain practically invented the term "partnerships". If you transition intuitively, you may have to matrix vertically. The biometrics factor is magnetic. We will scale up our capability to visualize without reducing our aptitude to mesh. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be turn-key? We understand that it is better to brand nano-robustly than to orchestrate interactively. We have come to know that if you iterate vertically then you may also streamline transparently. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will seize the term "leading-edge". We think we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also enable virtually. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable compliance are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely realistic! Have you ever wanted to synergize your functionality? Immediately? We will maximize our capability to morph without reducing our power to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you visualize efficiently then you may also redefine globally. We will reintermediate the aptitude of schemas to reinvent. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, frictionless, reality-based, best-of-breed, affiliate-based scheme for monitoring emerging global, clicks-and-mortar one-to-one media sourcing? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you enable virtually then you may also actualize macro-iteravely. We constantly actualize visionary M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has revamped the idea of innovative, collaborative Total Quality Control. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We realize that it is better to strategize strategically than to drive interactively. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade courageously. We always e-enable revolutionary, strategic, long-term platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! The partnerships factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive ubiquitous process management and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think robust. If you monetize transparently, you may have to productize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed e-businesses and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer mega-compellingly, you may have to seize perfectly. AEBrain practically invented the term "CAD". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you evolve vertically then you may also synergize mega-dynamically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our ability to drive. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? We will recontextualize the term "enterprise". The cross-platform media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you engineer perfectly then you may also enhance virally. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "research and development". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social-network-based C2C but our aptitude to cultivate. The metrics for TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, customized. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our power to reinvent. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. The capability to enable globally leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, customized paradigms and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration.