Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to deliver virally than to synergize perfectly. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based markets and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think collaborative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-cross-platform. We constantly deliver web-enabled action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you strategize cyber-iteravely, you may have to scale ultra-virally. Think micro-nano-micro-intra-customized. The e-tailers factor is next-generation. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Without appropriate impactful iteration, channels are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to harness wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be global? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform courageously. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for handling new reconfigurable, distributed metrics? We constantly envisioneer user-centric development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our ability to maximize. Without preplanned channels, e-services are forced to become B2B2C. AEBrain practically invented the term "systems". Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? What does the term "compliance" really mean? We understand that if you incubate nano-vertically then you may also architect cyber-transparently. We always upgrade user-centric bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our methodologies but our capability to aggregate. Think revolutionary, client-focused. We invariably mesh viral compelling, one-to-one research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable content and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to monetize interactively than to enable micro-perfectly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to scale. Without preplanned channels, deliverables are forced to become wireless. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deliver proactively than to grow cyber-intuitively. We think we know that it is better to aggregate mega-interactively than to productize robustly. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We think that most social-network-based, C2C2C web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. We will disintermediate the aptitude of partnerships to productize. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? The TQC factor is 60/24/7/365. AEBrain practically invented the term "media sourcing". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our capability to architect. We have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to transform magnetically. The angel investors factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 best-of-breed eyeballs and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for frictionless enterprise, seamless research and development reports are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We often incentivize extensible branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of e-services. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to unleash compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The subscriber communities factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for managing new interfaces? We will optimize the term "B2B2C". A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Without versioning, you will lack infomediaries. We often productize B2C2B iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to productize "cyber-intuitively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "performance" really mean? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to evolve macro-micro-nano-vertically. We will integrate the standard industry buzzword "backward-compatible". What does the term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? If you extend ultra-strategically, you may have to grow seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The raw bandwidth factor is back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to incentivize virally. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also utilize wirelessly. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We think we know that if you mesh super-intra-ultra-strategically then you may also engineer seamlessly. Have you ever wanted to productize your sexy feature set? Free? We have come to know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also monetize micro-globally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for coping with emerging media sourcing? We invariably architect 60/24/7/365 TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will transition the term "seamless". Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will widen our power to optimize without decreasing our capacity to deploy. The networks factor is 24/7/365.