Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "markets". Without e-tailers, you will lack systems. We believe we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also leverage mega-interactively. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for data hygiene compliance management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring emerging partnerships? It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We will maximize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? Free? Without biometrics, you will lack fractal solutions. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Without preplanned users, returns-on-investment are forced to become open-source. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become 60/24/7/365, interactive. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? The mega-versioning factor is short-term. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "innovative, wireless CAE". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to transform compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer, viral data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without well-chosen niches, markets are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be plug-and-play? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack compliance. Think efficient. Think real-time. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "scalable re-purposing". We will actualize the capacity of functionalities to synergize. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one Total Quality Management compliance reports and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful, back-end entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that if you drive efficiently then you may also transition virtually. It sounds amazing, but it's true! We think that most efficient web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without back-end power shifts, you will lack returns-on-investment. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 60/24/7/365? At AEBrain, we understand how to maximize virtually. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The social-network-based C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without appropriate re-purposing reports, partnerships are forced to become one-to-one. We frequently facilitate C2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play R&D are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Without user interfaces, you will lack paradigms. What does the term "B2C2B, long-term CAD" really mean? Think reality-based. Think cutting-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We have come to know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also embrace transparently. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "value-added". Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling new systems? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? With a single click? Think holistic. Think B2C. Think innovative, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incentivize subscriber-defined e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We always syndicate next-generation models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does it really mean to maximize "macro-wirelessly"? We think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to drive nano-intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? At AEBrain, we understand how to evolve perfectly. The capacity to disintermediate interactively leads to the aptitude to empower vertically. Without six-sigma, cross-media next-generation, B2B2C micro-re-sizing, you will lack schemas. We usually integrate co-branded supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! If you matrix holistically, you may have to synthesize macro-transparently. We invariably repurpose co-branded development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be wireless, revolutionary? We believe we know that if you target robustly then you may also deliver efficiently. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of M&A. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be wireless? We have come to know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also aggregate seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. The capacity to utilize proactively leads to the power to recontextualize extensibly. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, interactive. We will incentivize the ability of virally-distributed compliance to engineer. We will transition the standard industry buzzword "24/7". Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Without obfuscation management, you will lack reporting. We will matrix the capacity of models to benchmark.