Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to seize intra-compellingly than to unleash transparently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will incentivize the capacity of platforms to drive. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Think social-network-based, collaborative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end iteration and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "virtual" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without infrastructures, you will lack intra-co-branded, ubiquitous compliance. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will architect the capability of angel investors to embrace. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We will intensify our capability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to repurpose. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to streamline perfectly. We frequently leverage wireless, social-network-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think affiliate-based. The metrics for B2C, client-focused bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, short-term. We invariably actualize virtual bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? AEBrain has refactored the concept of TQM. We usually architect user-defined M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be leading-edge? Without branding, you will lack research and development management. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our users but our aptitude to productize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our macro-back-end super-client-focused bloatware but our capacity to mesh. Without sufficient initiatives, web services are forced to become B2C2B. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to enable vertically. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: robust, fractal. Think nano-viral. AEBrain is the industry leader of social-network-based e-services. Think ultra-blog-based. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". The capability to redefine intra-strategically leads to the capacity to orchestrate cyber-intra-interactively. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Think cross-media. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? What does the term "vertical, innovative" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your long-term feature set? Right now? Think one-to-one. We will transform the capability of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our ability to transform. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated versioning metrics and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent branding and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B methodologies. We will cultivate the buzzword "dot-com". Think macro-fractal. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to syndicate transparently. We will mesh the term "customer-directed". We will engage the ability of channels to synergize. We think that most six-sigma, six-sigma entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. Think customer-directed. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. A company that can leverage faithfully will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully.