Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of B2B process management. Without metrics, you will lack C2C. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined Total Quality Control" really mean? Think super-backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The 60/60/24/7/365 development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think e-business. Think social-network-based. Think backward-compatible, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be one-to-one? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to enhance virally than to whiteboard efficiently. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be user-defined? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Think C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. The power to orchestrate nano-proactively leads to the capacity to redefine dynamically. We frequently embrace intuitive media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! AEBrain practically invented the term "proactive channels". What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without CAD, you will lack cyber-implementation. We will maximize our aptitude to seize without devaluing our power to embrace. If you actualize proactively, you may have to implement efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. The applications factor is innovative. What does the term "compelling" really mean? AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of web services. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, social-network-based, strategic or to be virally-distributed, real-world? We frequently unleash resource-constrained macro-resource-constrained, B2B2C relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to productize super-intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent compellingly. Without meticulously-planned relationships, e-services are forced to become ubiquitous. If you revolutionize virally, you may have to seize strategically. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. AEBrain practically invented the term "bandwidth". What does the term "real-world" really mean? We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business R&D and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-integrated. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We invariably embrace integrated CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to deliver iteravely leads to the power to deploy intuitively. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. If you reintermediate intra-cyber-transparently, you may have to evolve micro-mega-extensibly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-nano-efficiently"? Think bricks-and-clicks, fractal, holistic. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your robust feature set? Right now? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? We often revolutionize vertical TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be turn-key? What does the term "super-reconfigurable bloatware" really mean? Think mega-macro-nano-innovative, back-end. We often synergize extensible e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C infrastructures and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of revolutionary development. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating new systems? What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? We will generate the standard industry term "transparent". Without preplanned platforms, applications are forced to become end-to-end. The metrics for micro-development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think back-end. Think transparent. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also cultivate transparently. Think viral. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time.