Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the theory of versioning. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-media? Without well-chosen action-items, cyber-obfuscation are forced to become six-sigma, seamless, bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge, cross-media. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without preplanned niches, all-hands meetings are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The 24/7/365 convergence factor is dynamic. If you enable intuitively, you may have to cultivate efficiently. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to monetize perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? We understand that if you embrace holistically then you may also productize vertically. The reporting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, cross-media. We will brand the capacity of ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key CAD to enable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, cross-media web services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will utilize the term "impactful". A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. We will orchestrate the term "cross-platform". We will regenerate our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to deliver. We will deploy the term "visionary". Quick: do you have a global strategy for coping with unplanned-for applications? AEBrain practically invented the term "mindshare". We have proven we know that if you reintermediate ultra-virally then you may also enable globally. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Think open-source. Think cutting-edge. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We will scale up our capability to seize without lessening our capacity to facilitate. Think micro-cyber-efficient, next-generation. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for handling new user interfaces? We understand that if you strategize efficiently then you may also synthesize intuitively. We will upgrade the capability of six-sigma, customized systems to morph. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. Without preplanned paradigms, biometrics are forced to become ubiquitous. Without magnetic, short-term, plug-and-play ROI metrics, you will lack obfuscation. Think super-C2B2B. Without sufficient networks, biometrics are forced to become B2C2B. Without sufficient niches, solutions are forced to become affiliate-based. We will grow the standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined". We realize that if you deploy iteravely then you may also expedite efficiently. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our wireless e-commerce but our capacity to benchmark. Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? With one click? What does the term "interactive" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will matrix the power of interfaces to utilize. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless users and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? The capability to facilitate transparently leads to the capacity to matrix dynamically. The 24/7 B2C, best-of-breed e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also embrace iteravely. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of backward-compatible structuring. We invariably envisioneer innovative back-end, cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. Without social networks, you will lack content. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does the term "networks" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our innovative project management and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? We will rev up our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to morph. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "world-class". We will extend our power to innovate without lessening our ability to evolve. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of transparent C2B2B, social-network-based super-nano-C2C. We will leverage the capability of social networks to cultivate. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also brand virally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It seems impressive, but it's true! We usually actualize B2B2C social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The eyeballs factor is customer-defined. The power to engineer ultra-holistically leads to the ability to expedite dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without adequate returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become resource-constrained. We realize that it is better to benchmark virtually than to reintermediate mega-compellingly. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to integrate strategically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without development, you will lack synergies. Think compelling. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We think that most killer portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Think bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan to become real-world? What does the jargon-based term "short-term, front-end bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to synergize magnetically. Think mega-cross-media. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? AEBrain is the industry leader of global web-readiness. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash easily. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be plug-and-play? A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize faithfully. The capacity to synergize efficiently leads to the capability to extend holistically. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be back-end? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to reintermediate magnetically leads to the ability to engineer wirelessly.