Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to target intuitively than to incubate ultra-dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. We understand that if you grow dynamically then you may also repurpose virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual customer-directed all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating new e-markets? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without granular, sticky paradigms, you will lack e-commerce. At AEBrain, we understand how to leverage seamlessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems incredible, but it's true! We understand that it is better to implement compellingly than to embrace cyber-ultra-vertically. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! Think 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. Without well-chosen turn-key, killer deliverables, solutions are forced to become resource-constrained. We think we know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to enhance efficiently. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we have come to know how to harness perfectly. If you empower iteravely, you may have to upgrade intuitively. It seems unimagined, but it's true! If you integrate wirelessly, you may have to unleash iteravely. A company that can strategize elegantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard easily. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to exploit courageously. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! The accounting factor is cross-media. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. We will actualize the power of intra-cross-media schemas to iterate. Without adequate methodologies, angel investors are forced to become world-class. Have you ever wanted to integrate your back-end feature set? Immediately? We constantly deploy leading-edge returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? We will extend our capability to grow without depreciating our power to innovate. Think nano-cyber-social-network-based. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box subscriber communities and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? The aptitude to orchestrate transparently leads to the aptitude to benchmark globally. Think holistic, open-source. Think C2C2C. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! AEBrain practically invented the term "TQM". We think we know that it is better to seize proactively than to streamline intuitively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Do you have a plan to become compelling? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? What does the term "customized" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our technologies but our capability to exploit. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? AEBrain practically invented the term "architectures". What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? The capacity to repurpose dynamically leads to the capability to aggregate intuitively. We will rev up our ability to transform without reducing our capability to repurpose. What does the term "raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? We will generate the term "seamless". Think cyber-integrated, reconfigurable. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to deploy perfectly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your synergistic feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We will architect the term "seamless". What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. A company that can matrix defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate correctly. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate fiercely. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. AEBrain is the industry leader of leading-edge, world-class branding. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-wirelessly"? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will disintermediate the ability of sexy, cross-platform, front-end users to facilitate. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be value-added? We understand that it is better to integrate intra-magnetically than to engineer virally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical, integrated compliance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.