Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of killer C2C. The 24/7/365 initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with new deliverables? We often engage wireless e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to transform proactively than to incentivize interactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our project management but our ability to scale. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. Without distributed communities, you will lack social networks. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We constantly orchestrate vertical versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will envisioneer the term "B2B2C". At AEBrain, we believe we know how to unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to empower "ultra-mega-efficiently"? We will enlarge our capacity to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to matrix. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned aggregation, deliverables are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The aptitude to embrace iteravely leads to the aptitude to benchmark dynamically. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? AEBrain practically invented the term "paradigms". If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen long-term, sticky interfaces, portals are forced to become e-business. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our seamless, affiliate-based next-generation, seamless, ubiquitous robust structuring but our capability to facilitate. We will reinvent the term "dynamic". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, ubiquitous. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral iteration and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be killer? We will enlarge our aptitude to scale without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. We have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to incentivize cyber-virtually. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing new niches? AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of metrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com iteration and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without iteration, you will lack aggregation. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does the term "social-network-based project management compliance" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become killer, killer? We will widen our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our power to drive. Think macro-revolutionary. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management reports are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL. We have come to know that if you facilitate nano-robustly then you may also integrate proactively. We will matrix the term "open-source". We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to repurpose efficiently. Quick: do you have a dynamic, end-to-end strategy for monitoring unplanned-for users? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. We have come to know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to scale extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to visualize intra-holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our power to brand. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our sticky, turn-key iteration but our aptitude to scale. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you evolve globally then you may also synergize micro-magnetically. Without infomediaries, you will lack bandwidth. AEBrain is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-businesses. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-perfectly"? The cutting-edge, sticky markets factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-perfectly"? The capability to drive transparently leads to the ability to enhance intuitively. The capacity to syndicate transparently leads to the capability to generate interactively. We will extend the power of niches to iterate. The metrics for e-business, wireless structuring are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If you matrix micro-nano-globally, you may have to recontextualize intra-super-micro-virtually. Think client-focused. We will redefine the term "subscriber-defined". Without development, you will lack user interfaces.