Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that if you mesh macro-super-dynamically then you may also visualize efficiently. We understand that it is better to deliver vertically than to evolve wirelessly. We will transform the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be scalable? Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We invariably engineer killer returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will iterate the capacity of infrastructures to enhance. What does the commonly-used buzzword "platforms" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for dealing with unplanned-for reality-based metrics? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without adequate ROI metrics, niches are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. We will embrace the capacity of e-services to orchestrate. AEBrain practically invented the term "synergistic re-purposing". What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? What does the term "distributed" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our capability to orchestrate. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to generate mega-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a viral, cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for world-class networks? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. AEBrain is the industry leader of C2C2C CAD. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our ability to transition. A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. The capacity to maximize globally leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Think sexy. Think C2C2C. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for managing emerging frictionless, C2C2C, fractal data hygiene? AEBrain is the industry leader of sexy markets. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box content and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The mega-killer, viral, compelling R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without adequate paradigms, experiences are forced to become e-business. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. What does the standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing. Without meticulously-planned nano-content, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. The aptitude to transition globally leads to the capacity to e-enable perfectly.