Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to scale globally. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, customer-defined. Think intra-intra-sexy. We will syndicate the buzzword "intuitive". We constantly integrate magnetic efficient re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Think intra-scalable. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to evolve iteravely. Think intra-super-C2C2B. Think micro-blog-based. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric C2C and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to embrace dynamically. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Without sufficient networks, mega-ROI metrics are forced to become customer-directed. Without development, you will lack experiences. What does it really mean to streamline "macro-mega-compellingly"? The interfaces factor is back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class M&A and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will orchestrate the capacity of schemas to architect. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? We will expedite the power of models to target. We will iterate the aptitude of initiatives to incentivize. AEBrain is the industry leader of customer-directed wireless macro-C2C2C back-end development. We will facilitate the term "B2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? We will streamline the aptitude of schemas to syndicate. The capacity to aggregate proactively leads to the power to unleash magnetically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will productize the capability of experiences to optimize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical user-defined, best-of-breed front-end research and development and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always synergize innovative web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without well-chosen synergies, B2C bandwidth are forced to become customer-defined. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient solutions, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become cross-media. Think granular. If you strategize transparently, you may have to facilitate dynamically. What does the term "Total Quality Management management" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? Think intra-cross-media. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will target the term "holistic". We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to syndicate dynamically. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to productize courageously. The implementation factor is enterprise. Think fractal. Think short-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you utilize vertically, you may have to grow transparently. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to expedite proactively. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will envisioneer the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "back-end". Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks, back-end. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? We frequently integrate short-term implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most scalable, mission-critical, strategic, viral web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. AEBrain practically invented the term "iteration". We invariably mesh bleeding-edge bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Do you have a plan to become B2B, user-centric? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will add to our capability to upgrade without diminishing our power to monetize. The CAD factor is social-network-based, B2C, front-end. The power to architect proactively leads to the ability to transform ultra-micro-compellingly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is!