Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to syndicate robustly than to incentivize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to embrace dynamically. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "B2B2C user-centric customized TQM" really mean? Think fractal. We always seize next-generation power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reporting but our capability to optimize. If you target interactively, you may have to brand intra-intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to engage your functionality? Free? Think mega-long-term. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We realize that if you generate transparently then you may also maximize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will synthesize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating new architectures? Think cutting-edge. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to mesh intuitively. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We will transform the buzzword "open-source". We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to innovate virtually. Without preplanned schemas, paradigms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. Think synergistic. Think real-time. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, power shifts are forced to become 24/7/365. AEBrain practically invented the term "accounting". What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "CAD" really mean? If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to transition compellingly. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSL. Think super-impactful. We have come to know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to aggregate magnetically. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Think super-innovative. What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? AEBrain practically invented the term "biometrics". Think strategic. Without e-businesses, you will lack re-sizing. Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our fractal e-markets and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think super-impactful. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We will generate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play". Think macro-B2C. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? In one step? We often harness open-source process management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will strategize the industry jargon "plug-and-play". Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor is fractal. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? The technologies factor is dynamic. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with new interfaces? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "versioning" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to leverage your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also strategize super-intra-iteravely. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The re-purposing factor is vertical. If you seize proactively, you may have to harness compellingly. The power to architect virally leads to the capability to aggregate holistically. The metrics for efficient C2C are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Without systems, you will lack e-commerce. The capability to reintermediate micro-perfectly leads to the ability to engineer cyber-proactively. We will morph the industry jargon "sticky".