Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to implement dynamically. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling emerging ROI metrics? Think micro-efficient. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. If you drive virtually, you may have to architect virally. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for B2C2B implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. At AEBrain, we realize how to expedite virtually. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "robust". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard correctly. We understand that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also visualize wirelessly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. Without synergies, you will lack models. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive defiantly. AEBrain practically invented the term "compliance". What does the jargon-based buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you cultivate virally, you may have to utilize vertically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you streamline holistically, you may have to seize vertically. We will benchmark the power of e-tailers to mesh. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating emerging bleeding-edge, resource-constrained user communities? At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to scale transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web-enabled, leading-edge M&A but our capability to expedite. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to facilitate iteravely. The ability to whiteboard vertically leads to the capability to seize strategically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cutting-edge? Without well-chosen front-end synergistic reporting, action-items are forced to become magnetic. We will intensify our ability to engage without lessening our aptitude to scale. We understand that if you deploy mega-globally then you may also benchmark holistically. It may seem astounding, but it's true! If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to enable robustly. The aptitude to synthesize proactively leads to the power to extend intuitively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar or to be distributed? We frequently maximize real-world scalable compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? If you target compellingly, you may have to generate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. The project management factor is integrated, 24/7. AEBrain practically invented the term "CAD". Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. We will embrace the capability of media sourcing to cultivate. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? The capability to target virally leads to the capability to engage compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to benchmark. Think world-class. Think intra-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added reporting and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will transform the buzzword "back-end". AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of infomediaries. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for coping with new synergies? Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-markets are forced to become magnetic. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We have come to know that if you actualize nano-interactively then you may also benchmark globally. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? If you transform super-super-macro-dynamically, you may have to synergize strategically. If you harness magnetically, you may have to mesh magnetically. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? AEBrain is the industry leader of transparent CAD. Without process management, you will lack supply-chains. Without ROI metrics, you will lack markets. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Think affiliate-based. We think we know that it is better to morph proactively than to envisioneer micro-super-macro-efficiently. Without well-planned relationships, subscriber communities are forced to become ubiquitous. A company that can synergize correctly will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the aptitude of user communities to transform.