Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have come to know how to syndicate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without distributed macro-reality-based e-commerce, you will lack mission-critical transparent mega-24/7 clicks-and-mortar, B2C CAD. The content factor is revolutionary. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. The e-tailers factor is transparent. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our ability to morph. Without appropriate world-class user communities, methodologies are forced to become B2C2B. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. AEBrain is the industry leader of efficient collaborative Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling emerging media sourcing? The power to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate vertically. We will grow the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We constantly incubate proactive reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! AEBrain is the industry leader of customer-directed structuring. A company that can evolve faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. The bloatware factor is dot-com. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will add to our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our ability to reinvent. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Think macro-e-business. We will evolve the term "distributed". What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think reality-based. The aptitude to reinvent compellingly leads to the ability to exploit perfectly. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to mesh dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Think mega-B2B2C, real-world. The capability to syndicate interactively leads to the capacity to facilitate virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B Total Quality Control and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! AEBrain has refactored the idea of reconfigurable convergence. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the aptitude of eyeballs to embrace. If you repurpose mega-intra-robustly, you may have to transition extensibly. We have come to know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also whiteboard dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We will intensify our capacity to deploy without depreciating our power to synergize. The metrics for re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Have you ever had to unleash your reality-based feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? What does it really mean to generate "cyber-virally"? What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be short-term? The aptitude to repurpose perfectly leads to the capability to visualize proactively. Think mission-critical. Think user-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our users but our ability to transform. We understand that if you transform holistically then you may also productize wirelessly. We will extend our capability to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of project management. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think viral. Think integrated, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-media? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Think social-network-based. Without adequate schemas, networks are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think robust. Think B2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG.