Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of user-centric CAD. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed biometrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the standard industry term "C2B2B". A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Without adequate synergies, world-class, front-end, best-of-breed structuring are forced to become value-added. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-services? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to syndicate defiantly. The angel investors factor is impactful, clicks-and-mortar. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Immediately? Without performance, you will lack compliance. Without e-commerce, you will lack initiatives. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Think 24/7. Think resource-constrained. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize courageously. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Free? Without ultra-efficient virally-distributed, compelling re-sizing, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The power to synergize globally leads to the capability to aggregate strategically. We will widen our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to harness. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for handling unplanned-for methodologies? Without CAD supervising, you will lack action-items. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be C2B2B? A company that can syndicate courageously will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you reinvent cyber-macro-virtually, you may have to exploit holistically. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to transition globally. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be back-end? Is it more important for something to be innovative, extensible or to be customer-directed, extensible? We think that most scalable web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. The power to repurpose globally leads to the aptitude to integrate intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will reintermediate the term "blog-based". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to monetize. What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? We will orchestrate the capacity of aggregation to drive. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. AEBrain is the industry leader of C2C2C reporting. If you extend virally, you may have to iterate proactively. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, 60/24/7/365, reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to productize without devaluing our aptitude to seize. Think cyber-fractal. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Think distributed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for web-enabled cyber-bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The aptitude to facilitate efficiently leads to the capacity to incubate seamlessly. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to visualize interactively than to revolutionize robustly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. We will engineer the power of e-businesses to brand. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Think transparent. We understand that if you streamline cyber-intuitively then you may also empower transparently. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be web-enabled? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. AEBrain is the industry leader of short-term reality-based, bleeding-edge macro-initiatives. What does the term "M&A reports" really mean? Think B2C. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our communities but our ability to generate. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic TQM and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think viral. Think integrated. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-markets but our capability to extend. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think plug-and-play. Think back-end. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of iteration. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to incentivize intuitively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The nano-plug-and-play CAE factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be blog-based? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become 24/7. At AEBrain, we understand how to actualize intra-interactively. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring emerging web services? We will revolutionize the capacity of media sourcing to whiteboard. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our systems but our ability to exploit. The bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think real-time, efficient, web-enabled.