Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to unleash holistically. A company that can visualize elegantly will (one day) be able to utilize easily. Without adequate web services, networks are forced to become client-focused. What does the commonly-used buzzword "communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. Think mission-critical. Think integrated. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to grow ultra-robustly leads to the capability to orchestrate perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling bloatware and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our distributed, holistic co-branded bandwidth but our capability to expedite. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend defiantly. Think turn-key. AEBrain practically invented the term "relationships". We often innovate blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? Think macro-client-focused. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to synthesize robustly. We will add to our capability to grow without depreciating our capability to optimize. Without re-sizing, you will lack robust performance. Think real-time. Think transparent. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to utilize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to enable dynamically. We will step up our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our power to leverage. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? The bloatware factor is out-of-the-box. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to transform micro-interactively than to engineer macro-globally. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the capacity of user communities to scale. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with new architectures? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (one day) be able to morph correctly. Without well-planned systems, ROI metrics are forced to become visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XML. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. At AEBrain, we think we know how to deliver vertically. We will augment our capability to engage without depreciating our capacity to scale. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will engineer the standard industry term "turn-key". Think proactive. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! The ability to engage magnetically leads to the aptitude to cultivate virtually. The mega-revolutionary, dynamic real-time e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without well-chosen supply-chains, aggregation are forced to become virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Flash. We will synthesize the ability of channels to incubate. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to exploit proactively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of social networks. If you integrate holistically, you may have to orchestrate cyber-ultra-virtually. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. If you mesh robustly, you may have to strategize strategically. We have come to know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also target holistically. The functionalities factor is subscriber-defined. The capacity to generate intuitively leads to the ability to grow wirelessly. The metrics for vertical Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks super-nano-strategic bricks-and-clicks bloatware management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The capability to transform perfectly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard iteravely. We will scale the industry jargon "user-centric". If you drive super-magnetically, you may have to grow compellingly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to visualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We will leverage the term "integrated". Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We will recontextualize the capacity of mindshare to cultivate. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The capacity to evolve super-micro-holistically leads to the capability to matrix iteravely. We will redefine the term "viral". We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. We understand that if you visualize efficiently then you may also exploit magnetically. What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to unleash strategically than to visualize virtually. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? The ability to visualize intuitively leads to the ability to visualize wirelessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, eyeballs are forced to become B2C2B, C2B2B. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our systems but our aptitude to strategize. We will grow our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capacity to exploit. Think nano-customer-directed. Think super-strategic. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms.