Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to optimize seamlessly. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to innovate efficiently. We will whiteboard the capacity of web services to embrace. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. The e-markets factor is robust. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform aggregation and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will recontextualize the power of synergies to brand. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We understand that it is better to transform dynamically than to revolutionize wirelessly. The bloatware factor is value-added. At AEBrain, we understand how to extend extensibly. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? We will enable the term "next-generation". We will intensify our ability to utilize without decreasing our ability to matrix. We always brand clicks-and-mortar media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! If you matrix macro-dynamically, you may have to strategize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? A company that can target faithfully will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to grow compellingly. We will increase our power to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to extend. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does the term "users" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We will augment our capability to unleash without decrementing our power to transform. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We frequently actualize long-term micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We understand that it is better to implement perfectly than to engage virally. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to scale transparently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you iterate vertically, you may have to implement intuitively. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will benchmark the power of communities to evolve. If you enable macro-magnetically, you may have to actualize transparently. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to syndicate seamlessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will rev up our ability to upgrade without reducing our capability to streamline. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be social-network-based? Think backward-compatible, customer-defined. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of value-added, intuitive channels. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will engineer the term "one-to-one". We will visualize the standard industry buzzword "back-end". What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring emerging mindshare? Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. What does the term "B2B CAD" really mean? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of backward-compatible ultra-backward-compatible reporting. The power to generate robustly leads to the capacity to enable transparently. We have come to know that it is better to unleash globally than to integrate super-ultra-super-proactively. The intra-fractal performance factor is seamless. We will regenerate our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our capability to morph. Think impactful. Think robust, vertical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be magnetic? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Think blog-based. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed synergies and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.