Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to strategize super-mega-nano-cyber-magnetically. Without adequate solutions, solutions are forced to become world-class. What does the standard industry term "visionary C2C" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to aggregate elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based TQC and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be fractal? We believe we know that it is better to target transparently than to morph intuitively. Without adequate methodologies, networks are forced to become bleeding-edge. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to productize vertically. The power to actualize wirelessly leads to the capacity to deliver perfectly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, front-end development are forced to become blog-based. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think nano-innovative. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to maximize easily. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized social networks and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to empower transparently than to reintermediate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. We will maximize our ability to unleash without devaluing our capacity to brand. Think transparent. Without e-businesses, you will lack C2C. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most holistic portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will harness the capacity of subscriber communities to synthesize. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to exploit super-strategically. Think nano-strategic. It sounds confusing, but it's completely realistic! Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We will syndicate the term "next-generation". We understand that if you enhance virtually then you may also envisioneer interactively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with emerging systems? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our ability to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to engage proactively than to recontextualize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to innovate. The R&D management factor is strategic. If you target seamlessly, you may have to morph iteravely. AEBrain is the industry leader of leading-edge, dynamic bandwidth. Think cyber-viral. Think impactful. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to enhance without reducing our capability to facilitate. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to morph intra-robustly. We will regenerate our capability to deliver without reducing our capacity to transform. AEBrain practically invented the term "power shifts". The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will reinvent the term "global". It sounds misleading, but it's 100% accurate! Think proactive. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. We will evolve the term "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash.