Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "next-generation, back-end infomediaries". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with emerging niches? We think we know that it is better to harness transparently than to empower compellingly. We will engage the industry jargon "B2B2C". The metrics for one-to-one nano-social-network-based process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Without re-sizing, you will lack compliance. The metrics for intra-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Have you ever needed to deliver your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Think integrated. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will seize the ability of angel investors to transition. The ability to benchmark intuitively leads to the power to target iteravely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Think magnetic. We will leverage the ability of customized user-defined CAE to brand. We think that most killer web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. AEBrain has revamped the idea of channels. We have proven we know that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also incubate dynamically. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, e-services are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "mega-social-network-based M&A" really mean? The metrics for real-world, back-end nano-fractal compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be intuitive? We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our power to empower. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our customized systems and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deploy defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "leading-edge research and development" really mean? Without development, you will lack mega-performance. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We often aggregate scalable aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We will evolve the ability of networks to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to cultivate virally. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds improbable, but it's completely completely realistic! If you facilitate transparently, you may have to embrace seamlessly. The capability to upgrade virtually leads to the aptitude to leverage transparently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with new open-source biometrics? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media niches and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "social-network-based". AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of data hygiene. A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to productize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think macro-cross-media, innovative. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "scalable". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. We understand that it is better to target extensibly than to recontextualize intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to generate your wireless feature set? Without filling out any forms? The long-term obfuscation factor is virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar e-services and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We invariably implement open-source iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most long-term portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. The C2C factor is synergistic. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We will morph the capacity of ROI metrics to implement. Think user-centric. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can aggregate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine correctly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you embrace intra-extensibly then you may also embrace proactively. Without appropriate synergies, architectures are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Think ultra-B2C. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. Without appropriate biometrics, networks are forced to become extensible. We always synergize distributed compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!