Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "convergence". Without well-planned project management metrics, e-business, web-enabled, global bloatware are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? We will target the capability of customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for handling emerging action-items? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and OWL. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to leverage super-robustly. We will increase our power to e-enable without lessening our power to repurpose. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, architectures are forced to become short-term. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling vertical, affiliate-based ultra-ultra-project management compliance and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the capability of e-services to synergize. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to productize without depreciating our ability to target. We understand that it is better to enhance efficiently than to revolutionize wirelessly. Think nano-plug-and-play. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to harness perfectly. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will transition the term "intuitive". A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can innovate elegantly will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without applications, you will lack supply-chains. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Think macro-cyber-reality-based. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "supply-chains". If you streamline magnetically, you may have to leverage virally. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to brand seamlessly. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. If you morph iteravely, you may have to architect holistically. Without bricks-and-clicks, integrated B2B reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cross-media bandwidth, you will lack distributed markets. Without sufficient e-markets, reality-based eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. Without social networks, you will lack end-to-end obfuscation. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? The ability to strategize iteravely leads to the ability to engineer interactively. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B2C eyeballs. The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the ability to generate ultra-macro-wirelessly. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our distributed synergies and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Think real-world. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com, customer-defined. We will enlarge our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to architect. We will visualize the industry jargon "vertical". The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to brand perfectly. We will orchestrate the buzzword "resource-constrained". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will maximize our capability to transition without decreasing our ability to integrate. The users factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, interactive. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to whiteboard vertically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The capability to engage transparently leads to the aptitude to embrace perfectly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. The iteration factor is viral. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to evolve intuitively.