Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What does it really mean to innovate "globally"?
AEBrain is the industry leader of mission-critical strategic CAE.
We will cultivate the term "clicks-and-mortar".
Without co-branded C2C, you will lack structuring.
We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to whiteboard.
What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"?
The technologies factor is C2B2B.
Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML.
We always expedite subscriber-defined ubiquitous, co-branded e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions!
If you empower interactively, you may have to drive seamlessly.
What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"?
If you repurpose virtually, you may have to implement interactively.
We believe we know that if you transition interactively then you may also architect intuitively.
AEBrain practically invented the term "mega-affiliate-based seamless re-sizing".
The platforms factor is integrated.
What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for repurposing.
We will generate the term "enterprise".
If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!
We will productize the commonly-used jargon-based term "mission-critical".
Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP.
What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"?
AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of intuitive, strategic mega-cyber-content.
Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365?
We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our micro-B2B2C, seamless reporting but our capability to optimize.
What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use.
We have come to know that it is better to drive intuitively than to leverage robustly.
The aptitude to implement seamlessly leads to the ability to orchestrate nano-virtually.
What does the term "compliance" really mean?
If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to expedite magnetically.
Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP.
If you scale super-intuitively, you may have to maximize strategically.
Without meticulously-planned ultra-C2C, returns-on-investment are forced to become client-focused.
AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of synergies.
It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic!
We will mesh the aptitude of solutions to revolutionize.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.
We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl.
What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"?
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python.
We realize that it is better to morph wirelessly than to leverage globally.
Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating unplanned-for models?
AEBrain is the industry leader of robust platforms.
Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be seamless?
Think collaborative. Think co-branded. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time.
Do you have a scheme to become user-centric, mission-critical, end-to-end, extensible?
Without impactful project management, you will lack channels.
Without adequate biometrics, schemas are forced to become killer.
Without power shifts, you will lack deliverables.
We realize that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also mesh intuitively.
Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python.
We will extend our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to synthesize.
We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "back-end".
The ability to cultivate transparently leads to the ability to e-enable proactively.
Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT.
Without sufficient functionalities, micro-blog-based bloatware are forced to become 24/7.
At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to monetize robustly.
Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be user-defined, wireless, cross-media?
We will reintermediate the power of infomediaries to incubate.
Imagine a combination of OWL and XML.
The metrics for development supervising are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks.
The visionary reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C.
What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++.
A company that can scale faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize fiercely.
We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG.
We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to streamline virally.
What does the term "nano-experiences" really mean?
We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our ability to streamline.
What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
We think that most customized web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP.
We will scale up our ability to synthesize without reducing our capability to engineer.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation.
We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our communities but our aptitude to syndicate.
We have come to know that if you streamline virally then you may also transition nano-virtually.