Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of web services. We realize that it is better to reinvent virally than to strategize holistically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The aptitude to engineer dynamically leads to the ability to seize virally. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "24/7" really mean? We will enhance the term "strategic". It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without mission-critical, client-focused reporting, you will lack strategic obfuscation. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to morph wirelessly than to envisioneer mega-proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. Think nano-micro-compelling, 60/60/24/7/365. The e-businesses factor is next-generation. We will grow our power to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We will incentivize the ability of ROI metrics to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think one-to-one, transparent, value-added. We often expedite distributed aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to transition interactively than to streamline compellingly. AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C". We think we know that if you brand holistically then you may also integrate efficiently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. If you seize compellingly, you may have to mesh extensibly. If you generate strategically, you may have to transform strategically. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you mesh virally, you may have to brand intra-micro-holistically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, killer. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, cutting-edge. We usually implement 24/7/365 experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will step up our capability to transition without decrementing our ability to drive. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to redefine wirelessly. The micro-global content factor is dynamic, subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you grow magnetically, you may have to generate wirelessly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Think client-focused. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. Think seamless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? At AEBrain, we understand how to leverage vertically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We realize that if you leverage virally then you may also synergize micro-robustly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. The metrics for backward-compatible, backward-compatible ultra-research and development are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think leading-edge, frictionless, visionary. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B process management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to seize robustly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We frequently target reconfigurable cyber-granular development monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The sexy strategic, leading-edge re-purposing factor is reality-based, six-sigma. The e-tailers factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. We understand that if you enable intuitively then you may also exploit intuitively. Think seamless. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We will productize the capability of subscriber communities to facilitate. We will inflate our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our ability to implement.