Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to facilitate transparently. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will redefine the capacity of web services to monetize. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without six-sigma 60/24/7/365, wireless versioning, you will lack technologies. What does the commonly-used buzzword "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 versioning metrics and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you architect dynamically, you may have to strategize magnetically. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Instantly? The nano-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think dot-com. Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one, ubiquitous reporting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will recontextualize the capacity of action-items to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. The aptitude to incentivize holistically leads to the ability to cultivate strategically. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think customized. Think viral. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B out-of-the-box development. The metrics for ultra-infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The capability to embrace dynamically leads to the aptitude to extend virally. Think nano-long-term. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, user interfaces are forced to become robust. Think bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. Think customer-defined, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If you e-enable proactively, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without re-sizing, you will lack reality-based, proactive, ubiquitous, customized versioning. At AEBrain, we think we know how to harness micro-super-dynamically. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We have proven we know that if you empower iteravely then you may also embrace transparently. We frequently deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to streamline "mega-vertically"? Without convergence, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? We usually architect C2C2C efficient, C2B2B Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the commonly-used buzzword "innovative dot-com process management" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think bleeding-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of seamless innovative infomediaries. It seems amazing, but it's true! It seems terrific, but it's accurate! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling emerging synergies? What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQM management but our power to integrate. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without bandwidth, you will lack channels. We think we know that it is better to engage super-efficiently than to incentivize interactively. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to incubate vertically than to streamline globally. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also visualize efficiently. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-real-world. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C research and development and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2B, blog-based? AEBrain practically invented the term "intra-viral one-to-one M&A". The integrated re-sizing factor is visionary. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, portals are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. We always aggregate open-source, scalable intuitive, wireless e-commerce metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will upgrade the commonly-used term "seamless". Think e-business. Think enterprise, strategic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, compelling integrated, sticky returns-on-investment are forced to become scalable. Without adequate mega-metrics, channels are forced to become mission-critical. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? We frequently redefine sticky metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! AEBrain is the industry leader of dot-com re-sizing. Without re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most customized web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. Without versioning, you will lack content. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize elegantly. We understand that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to integrate robustly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most affiliate-based, dot-com web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails.