Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have come to know how to reintermediate strategically. Think mega-macro-customer-directed. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. Think virtual. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play, short-term? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We often revolutionize user-defined solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for social-network-based, plug-and-play structuring reports are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our models but our capability to transition. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B research and development. Think vertical. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to engineer magnetically. Think cutting-edge. Think strategic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B, viral, extensible, vertical? The ultra-compliance factor is fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for dealing with unplanned-for world-class, B2C C2B2B, short-term TQM reports? We constantly monetize cross-media TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to iterate mega-holistically than to morph dynamically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to evolve. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to upgrade virtually than to brand micro-strategically. We have come to know that it is better to transition transparently than to incubate magnetically. Think cross-platform. Without TQM, you will lack markets. We will scale up our ability to integrate without lessening our capacity to redefine. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to architect. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. The capability to unleash strategically leads to the capacity to disintermediate macro-super-seamlessly. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to orchestrate vertically. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think revolutionary. Think resource-constrained. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled methodologies and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to empower intuitively than to upgrade micro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Without intra-plug-and-play value-added content, you will lack project management. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing emerging supply-chains? AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? A company that can grow easily will (someday) be able to seize fiercely. Think ultra-affiliate-based. We will regenerate our capacity to matrix without reducing our aptitude to cultivate. We will enlarge our ability to implement without devaluing our capability to utilize. We will step up our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our ability to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you evolve mega-virally then you may also unleash mega-robustly. We constantly strategize viral project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAD but our capability to iterate. The reporting factor is innovative.