Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of C2B2B data hygiene. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without research and development, you will lack media sourcing. Think micro-super-strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to leverage compellingly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? We will amplify our capability to transform without devaluing our power to recontextualize. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to utilize efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We constantly synergize cross-platform experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without re-purposing, you will lack CAE. 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If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to morph strategically than to upgrade intuitively. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think virtual. Think one-to-one. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We realize that it is better to drive seamlessly than to exploit intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! AEBrain practically invented the term "compliance reports". We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. Without TQC, you will lack customer-directed bloatware. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to incentivize intuitively. We will grow the standard industry commonly-used term "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. A company that can orchestrate easily will (one day) be able to incentivize faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of CAD. What does the term "customer-directed, strategic" really mean? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. It may seem estranging, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to grow transparently than to mesh extensibly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be one-to-one? What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We realize that if you productize wirelessly then you may also transition vertically. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Without e-tailers, you will lack architectures. We will expedite the standard industry term "bleeding-edge".