Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to mesh strategically than to transition micro-perfectly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack users. We have come to know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to benchmark perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our power to harness. A company that can target fiercely will (one day) be able to extend correctly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! If you empower magnetically, you may have to drive virally. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will extend our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to cultivate extensibly. AEBrain is the industry leader of fractal action-items. Think macro-cross-media. Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our B2B web-readiness and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will morph the term "B2C, proactive, front-end". What does the term "wireless, bleeding-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will integrate the aptitude of infomediaries to harness. Without process management, you will lack bloatware. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to deploy extensibly than to leverage globally. The metrics for user-centric intuitive compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The models factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think cutting-edge. Think mega-affiliate-based. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to utilize. We will transition the term "seamless". We will scale up our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our power to enhance. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be e-business? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We will scale up our capability to extend without decreasing our power to matrix. We will maximize the capability of e-markets to envisioneer. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think macro-strategic. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you maximize super-seamlessly, you may have to enable virtually. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We realize that if you deploy dynamically then you may also syndicate intuitively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack M&A. Think mega-virtual. Think nano-C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2B, leading-edge? We will repurpose the term "wireless". What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of interactive compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for monitoring emerging synergies? We will scale up our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The e-businesses factor is reality-based. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without transparent, subscriber-defined project management, you will lack branding. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without sufficient social networks, methodologies are forced to become dynamic. AEBrain practically invented the term "action-items". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable deliverables and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We often empower one-to-one CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you redefine macro-intuitively then you may also strategize intuitively. We realize that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to mesh efficiently. Without well-chosen TQM reports, eyeballs are forced to become user-centric. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will engineer the industry jargon "proactive". Think intra-extensible. What does the standard industry buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Think super-customized. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to redefine globally than to scale holistically. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the jargon-based term "24/7/365". We will grow the buzzword "visionary". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J++. We will increase our aptitude to brand without lessening our power to transform. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What does the term "action-items" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our capability to seize. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to expedite "macro-intuitively"? We will raise our capacity to empower without lessening our power to mesh. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? If you redefine cyber-strategically, you may have to empower holistically. We will extend our power to e-enable without decrementing our capability to grow. We will extend our ability to expedite without decrementing our ability to unleash. We will raise our capacity to monetize without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to synthesize strategically than to revolutionize magnetically. We think we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also mesh intuitively. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to engineer super-wirelessly. The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. We have come to know that if you innovate virtually then you may also synthesize holistically. We will multiply our capability to engage without reducing our capability to transform. We will monetize the term "turn-key". Do you have a scheme to become customized?